>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>560399324
erg is finished
and slugma it around
>>560482615uoh
erg lost and kept losing, discord won and kept winning
>>560482797erg girls look like this
>>560482785Why uoh?
Sigh, gets it’s time to enter the depths once again
>>560483021is this really what that show is like
>>560483021
Halo: Combat Evolved is erg culture at this point
What could possibly be taking so long for the next update
>>560483181
>>560483158Haven't seen the new season yet but that looks like an edit or fan animation
>>560483254I hope Fromsoft going radio silent for so long means that they're gonna come back with some big news
Aiieeee the pop happened!
>>560483254>>560483406>last elden ring patch was in 24's 9/11
>>560483232i invented halo scythe desu ngl
>>560482974doll erotic
>>560484058Me
>>560483254They are sitting on everything to give duskbloods room to gain popularity and not be forgotten in a week. Don't expect anything until at least a month after duskbloods, and then another month after tarnished edition.
>>560482615>At Depth 5, raider and guardian have become obsolete. Do not play them. You will only be a detriment to your team and you can probably figure out why. Thank you.I'd say raider is pretty usable in D5 after the update, you just gotta lean into his strengths rather than looking for alternatives like dormant fists or greatbows. he's the colossals STR guy, just go full retard strength with jumping powerstanced weapons or 2H charged attacks
>>560484087Revenant is suddenly erotic now?
>>560484212Straghess is erotic!
>>560484202GB RoA is good for 'del. Don't really get it for pests since... Well faurtis is always in melee range and constantly vulnerable. But it works on pests too I guess. Fists are evergreen on any melee character thoughBut yeah I agree someone should clean up or rewrite the epic guide
>>560483254Maybe the fact that it isn’t coming, idiot.>>560483232This but only the first three games.
the update is withheld because Miyazaki is jealous of Ishizaki as Nightreign is the only good souls game, base game was pure horse slop
>>560484212Suddenly? Get real please
>>560484212always was
https://vocaroo.com/1hfcsyd5m1EO
>>560484660no
>>560484609No it wasnt
>>560484609Objective truth nuke
>>560484202He's perfectly fine after the update made his colossal moveset good instead of being a detriment to use.
gg practice internet connection
>Some retarded chink starts spamming point down at me when Caligo bugs for the nth time and everytime I use my ult she staggers because somehow a D5 player doesn't know Caligo frequently bugs out>Polish subhuman starts pointing down at me and goes afk the whole run because my beast claw Revenant has really good relics after 1k hours in the game so that must mean I'm a cheating chink>Lose 800 points in because I got ganked by the Divine Beast warrior and Curseblade combo and both my teammates three barred trying to go fight Loretta as the zone was closingGod damn maybe it's the weekend pool but this is starting to remind me of how cancer and miserable the multi-player is in the base game, maybe the quality of the player base will keep getting worse but I kinda want to quit, I was having a lot of fun just playing D5 long after I reached 9999
>>560486536If it happens this often maybe they're right and you're at fault
It’s as simple as you don’t lose, keep building on that and eventually more wins will follow. That simple.
>>560486639Nah I made it sound frequent but all three of those happened between today and yesterday, it still made me feel pretty fucking bad, maybe I should try to play with erg next time or just give the game a rest
>>560486675I only lost twice or thrice on my first match with erg! I almost didn't even get knocked by the nightlord once!
>>560486536>t. cheaterjeet
>>560486967>I made it sound frequent but all three of those happened between today and yesterday
>>560487681I'm not sure what you're being snarky about but I have been playing for months and this is the first time stuff like this has happened to me
scholar could you ping/wait for your team if you want to ulti a POI? you always do this
Bangladesh won btw
>>560488648Stop complaining like a hoe
>>560488648the sens experience
>>560488701Im asking nicely
>>560488802Stop gaslighting like a bitch
I'm a good pinger
Un... Bros? We love nightreign and wylder and big swords right?
>>560489938no we love ds3 and nyeko and pkcs
>>560489043Good boy pings are good, randos don't ping at all
>>560488683we get it terr relax already
>>560490050Ughhhhh can you shut the fuck up already? Just shut up stop posting please please please? Can you kill yourself please? Pleeeease kill yourself can you do it already please????
>>560489938if the wylder on my team drops his sword I grab it and wear it on my back proudly!
we weren't gonna win anyway we had no damage, this is why we don't play chungus builds guys. post your respective melties
>>560490774I dunno why someone spent half a day at the village doing nothing
>>560490774also i was on incant duchess just because i was getting food while queue popped, god she fucking sucks, even if you have all the passives she just does no damage>>560490835>>560488648
>>560490774I'm not going to take any run with sludge on recluse seriously. Also sludge had some visual bug and was spewing rot breath all game for me, couldnt see anything on that BBH.
>>560490774what are those chungus builds you're talking about?
>>560490774>we weren't gonna win anywayerg about dsg
>>560490835I even waited for you at the village next to you in case you wanted to go ulti, but you just don't ping anything and give people shit after every single run basically, eugh
>>560490924Sens you 9 barred between the day one and two boss then decided to throw by spending half of day two doing nothing. Rich coming from you
>>560490836ywnba erg girl
>>560490835If no one is pinging anything I'm just going to assume we are going POI to POI. I've given up pinging for some people because they never follow my pings or will never ping their own intentions.>>560491239I died to the crab on the jump pad because someone aggroed it on their way past and it instantly swung at me as I landed. Hard to not be tilted after that.
nyoo....
>>560491480Dude the castle was ultra mega pinged
>>560491239Be nice to her
>>560491480The front of the castle was pinged. You decided to just go to the village on day two by your own.
>>560491676Usually I wouldn't care but we were all on shit builds, it required the best we could, this is why someone has to be on an balancerslop, people who critize it dptg or they play ironeye/wylder anyway
Woo-hoo. Practice Focus cancelling Adel's electric storm made the fight so much easier.My build was so pure that run. Two purple executor katanas with 60% successive negations. Melee improvement passive, two armament passive, full hp negation passive, full hp attack passive, multiple improvements to HP and damage negation. It was all very nice.>>560491571Did you see how I positioned, so after dodging adel's attack, I was able to ult and both pick him up and stagger adel. I love when a plan comes together.
looking at the state of the thread, i would like to say sorry because i've also had mid-run melties lately.i think 90% of the people who still play on erg are alright but for some reason i get triggered by every little thing that went wrong.idk but maybe the constant hostility in the thread actually got to me.i haven't played on the pass for a few days to avoid this anger issue since it makes me feel really bad at the end of the run even if we win.it's just a game and i should do better, hope the people i've wronged can forgive me.
>>560491913So you're saying one person has to be doing damage so the other 2 can pretend like they're contributing?
>>560492162>namecheck someone who didn’t do anything wrong but revive you 100 times >there’s hostility in the thread You brought it on yourself retard
>>560492162aw it makes me swoon over when anon is finally sincere. don't worry, it's an intense game; in it's own way it's kinda cool it can provoke feelings out of people with the immersion>>560492271at least for everdark balancers someone has to bring something meta, the rest of the game idc
>>560492162https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkGALUCgEw0&list=RDTkGALUCgEw0&start_radio=1
>>560492328>>560492375i wasn't in that game, sorry if it was confusing. i just thought like i had to let this out.
>its an intense game>co-op
>>560491913>>560491593This was my screen for most of the game, hard to take anything seriously with this silly shit covering my screen.
>>560492643Have you ever played nightreign with your life on the line?
>>560492819Spinning SLASH!spinning- spinning-SPINNING SLASH! SPINNING SLASH! SPINNING S SPINNING SLASH!
>>560492162no need to be sorry, nobody takes the rude comments seriously in this thread>>560492643if it's not intense then why do a lot of players here throw melties when they lose?
>>560493063I love watching melties unfold...
>>560492162Truthfully very few of the people here are emotionally stable enough to handle all the banter, shitposting and complaining
>>560492375What about wizard raider? Is that meta?
>>560492162Some people here are really bitchy and they always have some bullshit to say after every run, I just want to enjoy the company of my fellow chill C tiers...
>>560493063>then why do a lot of players here throw melties when they lose?because they are spergs
>>560493874Correct. It was a bait question
sometimes i miss wanking it to other people's tarnished
q please
>>560493063>>560493373i don't post anything but i would play with reckless abandon while thinking "if we lose, we lose. get me the fuck out of this game."thankfully i don't lose those games but my actions were borderline griefing... i remember not following pings, not taking any negations, etc.i was being a menace so maybe i'll play on the passie again when i get my emotions under control, but for now i'm sorry.
>>560491571oh nonono practinx sisters?? our response to getting grabbed by adel?
gg 3bugs, soulless katana slop...
>>560494197Okay Ill miss you anon Ill never be toxic if you weren't first
>>560494197let's play on an alternate password like ergy where no manners and only fun should be expected
>>560490836Zamn terr looks like that???
>>560493381post your setup and I'll judgeI expect at least 4 sorcery schools and matk 12
>>560492162it’s fine man don’t worry about it. i just wish others like the most prominent threadshitters here can have similar levels of self awareness and epiphanies.
>>560494924Even tho I'm fine and get bullied by schizos
>>560494924it genuinely baffles me a little and makes me feel a little sad for you guys that it could be possible to feel anything other than silly giggles when reading this thread
yuh
>>560495371tell that to the people who spend hours daily trolling here, it's their life
>>560495443i do that and it brings me nothing but great joy
>>560490128you seem upset
>"I have to poop, let me exit matchmaking">2/3>3/3Fuck. Poopy run begins.
how come no one ever does the funny duchess running r2 backflip
>>560496281literal shitter
late ggs
>>560496379Anyone using daggers on dutchess is using them to shoot holy projectiles, not to hit stuff.
>>560496532But it's fun
Now I know why you guys hate that I ping a lot of items, because you're on controller and you have to press like 7 times to read trough them lmao
>>560496960No you don't
the queue seems a little... hm.... richer!
>>560495371agreed. but one person here at least has made it his life mission to think he can induce misery and destroy this place. he just makes himself miserable.
>>560497549the last 4 and a half players have each other blocked
>>560497796The queue is completely dead right now
>finish match, reque>50 mins in que>no gg posts in that timegrim.
grim.
>>560482615I bought the GOTY edition on steam before the dlc came outWill I be able to get the new armor?
ergyogurts still makes me laugh
Can't believe how grim the queue is right now. Grim. Just grim. Grim.
I wanted to run away for a min but I didn't want to sandbag for the sake of eventual greatness, too bad I got clipped twice in a row by the madness dunksGG ZaneShooter and CREASYCHAD
The grims per second rate is off the charts
>>560498823Building around this spear is nice, because it has a high chance of appearing. Does decent damage, without completely cheesing the run, and it's long range, so one can play safe.>>560498823I was wondering what you were doing.
I love when it's a boss melee is actually good against so i can play both the dps role and the undying revive/carry role. iykyk
>taking eventual griefness at the actual nightlordpeople do this?
>>560498562>now
>>560498823GG demon rebuked in the holy name of Jesus Christ
>>560498823>>560499037I also took it, I think it's good for the ED slog
>>560499183well yeah you have 2 zdps wylders and the bird of negative dpswhen you have an S tier mage like Skorvan or Zdrada playing it's always over fast because they know how to rush down the nightlord without getting themselves killed
Holy dead queue. Grim.
>>560499304ackshully according to erg if you play optimal mage/do a lot of dps the run is invalid
>>560499540the raped
>>560499540the blacked
>>560499356Huge tits but no ass. What's the point?
>>560499647paizuri
PLEASE QUEUE
mingemaking failed?
>>560499797*punches you in the face*
thanks ishizaki
>>560500045I forgot, are seeds actually randomly generated or are they all hand made by fromsoft? Because there are a max amount of seeds in the game when technically it should be endless
>>560500231Hand made
>>560499356This is what I look like
>>560498639>>560498598>>560498761>>560498851>>560499540How grim are we talking? Reaper? Fandango? This sounds serious.
gg 3dogs
>>560499356This is what >>560500596 looks like
>>560500696grim booty hole. the highest level. very black. very serious.
Which lore YouTubers do you guys like? I rather like VaatiVidya, unlike a lot of other lore YouTubers he doesn't seem to read too much into vague descriptions and is willing to admit that sometimes a set piece is just a set piece and not some hint at deep lore.
>>560500696adventures of billy and mandy
no thanks I much prefer reading the ideas of the wiki comment sections myself and not have some grifter type read them to me I'd rather have an erg poster read them for me
erg 'aped and jeetedyup yup dsg won as usual
gg. first purple seal I found had beast claw, epic
gg calico it wouldn't stop jumping around?!
no thanks I much prefer reading the baseless headcanon of virgins here rather than listening to the collective circle jerked headcanons some queer made his trooncord put together
>>560502564Yeah the first chunk of the fight was fine then the last like 25% of her health I got caught in the loop of chasing caligo, getting clipped, having to chase her again, getting clipped, repeatAlso I got 3 loot orbs with godslayer GS almost in a row
>>560501235Thank you for the back up I will be putting my boobies in your face now
>>560501660All of them are good, they drive our lolcow insane. Remember all those memes about seing Gideon's eye in the sky in ER which was a lie but then NR came out and it was all about hidden eye imagery?Pretty fun stuff.
trishtinx streaming?
>>560504016doe posting in /v/ about some mulatto baby.
this nigga just fell and i cant grab his shit
>>560504016I don't know.
>random ER mod with 20x less players than vanilla>it's somehow easier to find invasions, and I actually get to invade different people each time rather than the same chinese gank 4 times in a row
>>560504258did you find the way around without needing to buy the messenger badge thing
>>560502947oh i see almost done with a run btw>>560504016hmm i streamed a lot today already
The queue seems oddly slow? Anyone know what's going on?
>>560504529Stop posting, and get to the door
>>560504581i was queued for 40 minutes and didn't find a game so i assume it's dead hours ft. trish so i'll try later
>>560504735>40 minsoh its the blocked other than me... i never wait that long desu >>560504594yes ma'am sorry we kill ze bug
>>560504581>>560504735Trish and Tinpo duoing hours. At day two, their characters were looking each other in the eyes, like a couple playing roblox.Trish was ping spamming as usual, so I just tuned her out completely, ignored all her pings, and everything went well.
>trish/tinpo duo +creasy>The queue seems oddly slow?if you laugh...
>>560504985your such a snake
>>560505041What's so funny? FUCKER
my such a snake? kek what?
>>560505067creasy calling trish a her is funny
>>560505042at this point i have no words ill just phase out what creasy says in the thread vs his gameplay
>>560504937yes you doi only queued up because someone in thread said to but if it was you then i wish you'd label your posts so i wouldn't need to bother
>>560505110I'll assume people are the sex they present themselves to be, unless it's proven otherwise. I mean, Trish is most likely a man. But given the benefit of the doubt, I'll just treat her like a woman for now.
FUCK this place
creasy is so progressive
greasyjeet lusting for that latinxussy?
>>560505262he claims to have a "gock" so unless you believe women can have peni then you should call him a man like he isalthough that's also wrong since he's likely underage and therefore more of a boy than a man
>>560505406This camp is the most fucking retarded dogshit in the known universe
>>560505442Women joke about having penises all the time. And besides, I haven't seen the the source of those claims
everyone craves latinxussy most are tsun about it
keep your fantasies to yourself, terr
>>560505406Damn, that sucks. I've been in that position. I didn't even know such a camp existed, until the event teleported me there. It was my first time.
>>560505406>balancer raid happens>teleported to ancestral lightning assrape village>oh i'll just go help a teammate instea->redmane archer camp>frenzy swamp
always find a bow rack before the first circle is closing in to cheese the ladies
can't cheese in a swamp though
Both NinNin and Moki are on a small break. Two of the three big draws for the show. So the viewership and donations are both down.It's unknown why NinNin is on break. But Moki is known for having frequent hospital visits. They never go into detail, but Moki must be dealing with a chronic illness.Also, Susu is uncharacteristically blonde and wearing brown today. Not her usual style.They're still going with that bad leg filter. I'm afraid it's a permanent fixture. :(
??? The bird was literally at the edge of the circle and almost dead, what the heck are you two doing??
>>560505886A few games ago, I was sent to lesser kindred swamp. And the boss was red too. I tried to single out the balancer, but the little ones were sniping me from behind. Then the boss sees me trying to interrupt and starts shooting at me. I die, and eventually try to clear out the smaller guys, before interrupting the boss again. Luckily my team showed up and saved my sorry ass.
>>560506447These guys were cool. Shame they couldn’t keep this up.>>560503664This didn’t happen.
>>560505406>>560504937>>560504581>>560504529>>560502564by any chance do you look like that???
>>560482797This shartist can't draw hands
>>560483181>>560483158No, retard
>>560506632she does but only 1 of them
>>560492271creepy...
>>560492271>>560507031hi
greasy...
>>560492162If this is pepe you should learn to ping again retard
>>560506557It did happen and it’s happening to you next
>>560505223no i literally don't at most ill wait 20 minutes you can see it on my stream's vods, ive pulled 10 hour straight sessions just with erg pass, maybe not now because it's dead
>loot vacuums howl of shabiri>uses it once>drops it at some random place without pinging itvery cool thank you trish and gg horse fuck the electric village
also kek at the royal rev and dragon
Is rivers of blood really all that good outside of pvp? The bleed buildup is less than my blood uchigatana, and it has split damage. Also my blood uchigatana has bloody slash on it which is really good at damaging bleed immune enemies.
>>560506150No one asked you yellowfreak.
>>560507349Rivers of Blood is a girl weapon. Only girls and sissies use it
>>560506148you can by the stairs leading up to the exit or before the boss arena if its on the cave layout its harder than other pois yes but its doable
>>560507249as in dead forever because of duskbloods >ping a lot of good skill atk power purple weapons >reasoneably ping rooftop boss once day 1 because we are RoB arcaneye and giantsflame rev and it's an erdtree avatar, easy pickings>ping it 2 more times with pauses inbetween>creasy is too busy killing... one... troll?He proceeds to completely ignore us like one minute straight, his d4 brain doesn't believe you can kill rooftop boss day 1we end up soloing the boss without him>"""ping spam"""you're just baiting aren't you? you ragequit a game last week becasue you kept 3 barring asshole
>>560507302sorry i didnt think youd want it
>>560507349when I did a bleed build, I tried it out for 2 minutes before switching back to my main weapons. It seemed overhyped. But I'm no expert.Besides, I don't care much about weapons that are only acquirable late game. You either have to play through or skip past 2/3rds of the game, just to acquire it. At that point, there is no point.
>>560505649electric camp can either be death knights (ez messmer soldiers, single target boss) or rape hell CBT rape rape rape fuck you rape hallway simulator with 3 or 4 roaming bosses and rape balls that rape you when you breathe
>>560507386Women must be posting in the thread, because only women are this hostile toward asian women. It's pure unfiltered envy, that can only be expressed anonymously.
>>560507463>>560482615>>560483021>>560483486>>560484058>>560484212Wyldsluts are so fucking delectable it’s crazy…
>>560507812Ok?
>>560507760>enny for a race that goes out of their way to look as White as possible. Insane lack of self-awareness. Also, no that garbage is off topic, ftreakshow.
>>560507438It might match my character then.
>>560507302trish is a loot vortex but if you ping and wiggle she tends to drop the item
>>560507665I might try out dual wielding bandit's curved swords, but that seems kinda lame.
I miss starting with wraith bell. maybe i'll have to redo my relics again
LOL caster sissy creasy
>>560508103lol no. I just alt f4'd. I didn't hear the match begin, and didn't select a character. Good luck you two.
if you're a caster sissy you will be much cuter creasy please play rev or recluse please xin vui long
>>560508157>yellowfreak now rage-quitting on teammatesNot a good look creasyjeet
>>560508157??? You fucking bitch, wtf
>>560508287True at least her complaining and carried 3 barring ass would be more beareable like that
>>560508287>>560508341>>560508157I didn't think I had any relics on, and I haven't played Recluse in weeks.(months?) I would just be a burden. But actually, now that I check, I had full set of magic attack power relics on. Just no invader relic.
>>560508454/STOP WATCHING YOUR FUCKING TIKTOKS YOU FUCKING BITCH KEK FUCK OFF
My only regret about alt f4ing the match, is not committing the names of my team to memory. So I can tell who keeps calling people sissies. I think it was Practice on the right, but I didn't see who was on the left.
practice sama... it can't be...
>>560508521lol, the funny thing is, it really was the noise from the tiktok stream that disguised the match making sounds. But I wasn't watching it. I just had it on in the background while I was doing other stuff.
>>560508545You can look at the expedition history
>>560508692That's the first thing I did, but it's not there. Probably because they are still playing the game, the match didn't end for them. And I didn't get hit with a penalty. It's as if I was never in the game.
>>560508307>NOWThis mf LITERALLY ragequit the other day I just don't have the .webm someone post it
>>560508784it was on one of trish's streams, the vod should still be up
>>560507463>>560504985I forgot my quoteI am now sure creasy is just doing some advanced trolling persona because nobody is this dense
can we have one run without nitpicking
>>560507463>>560508907Bruh? What's the matter? I've finally made peace with your ping rate. I'll call it "rate" now, since "spam" seems to be a dirty word. Your ping rate is a lot higher than others, whether you realize it or not. Instead of getting mad again, I'm just going to take the zen route and let it go.You say yourself you were pinging a lot of weapons. They probably seemed good to you, but I just don't have the ADHD ability to split my attention 3 ways, and check the map for everything you ping, on top of planning my own next moves.As for the rooftop boss... hold that thought, new match.
>>560509214>anything outside my capability is ADHD okay dudei dropped you a fucking magma blade with skill atk for bugs that's like BiS
>>560509214I've even been restraining myself and not vacuuming at the start, because I like playing with you, so you can read, and trying to ping less and you still complain I am honestly baffled, fuck you
Congratulations on becoming a caster Creasy!
>>560509965recluse suits him because he's a fucking whore desu
Does no one summon people besides their friends from discord for this game? I can't even seem to find a world to invade.
>>560509965my wylder wife
>>560510098what game what soul bracket what weapon level what platform what map what timezone
>>560507860It’s more than ok, yes.
>>560510231Elden Ring on Steam, level 120, +9 somber weapon or a +21 regular, normal map, EST.
gg prac fuck you creasy
>>560508647>queueing while watching tiktoks while also multitaskingyour brain is fried
Are you guys up for seamless with map variation + weapons?
>>560510523How do you merge mods? I'm retarded
>>560507438This, but for all weapons that scale with Dex.
>>560510765Zweihander is a sissy weapon?
>Relics are maxed out>I have to scrutinize relics and delete some every time I want to go on a runHOLY FUCK UPDATE THE GAME NOBODY CARES ABOUT DUSKBLOODS AHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>560510809>sissy weaponThat's all weapons.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsxry5f8Qmg
>>560510301your level is too weird, try 90 or 150also its currently dead hours and souls multiplayer is dying because of seamless co-op mod
gg bugzwon that sniped by golemeye award
>>560511178That was funny. When you took the bird, I thought twice myself, and started by foot. Then you get shot down a second later lol.
>>560510560https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5swAhvcKyZ4 >install mod engine 3 managerhttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/213?tab=description>unzip the files, then open ME3 manager and install the latest stable version through it >download map variations and the compatibility patchhttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/578?tab=files (for the compatibility patch click on files then scroll down to optional files)>download the sote and ds3 weapons modhttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/554?tab=files>download seamless coophttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/3>put the weapons mods in the map variation folder>put seamless in the map variation folder>put the compatibility mod in the map variation folder>back to ME3 Manager, click on Nightreign>drop the entire thing (all in one folder) in ME3 Manager>drop the Nightreign SeamlessCoop .dll file (found in the SeamlessCoop folder that's with the .exe file) in ME3 Manager>clip on the folder icon to the right of it (advanced options) then go to advanced and enable "early load">boot up the game through ME3 Manager
>>560511626this looks easy af
>>560511661You install 1 thing so you can install another thing and bypass a third thing then you install 4 other things in a specific order and put them all into one then put them in the first thing and then bypass that other thing, which I've told you how to access and bypass. It's easier than what it sounds like..
>>560509263One day, I was watching a Nightreign stream(not Trish's), and some people from chat were remarking at how quickly the guy is able to make decisions, while reading chat. They asked him how he's capable of doing both so well.(and he was doing a good job at juggling) He said he didn't know. But supposes that it's due to his ADHD. He says it just comes natural to him.>BiSWhat does that mean? Best in Show?You also pinged everything else. How am I supposed to differentiate between good pings and bad pings, and you ping it all? I just don't care to try anymore. I'm going to move at my own pace. And if I have to time to look, I will, if I don't, I won't. I'm not going to stress it anymore. I just think it's a funny anecdote now.Anyway, back to the topic of the castle boss: I simply lost you guys. Somewhere along the route, I zigged, when you zagged, and we ended up going different ways. Do you think I'm calculating what your build it, and how quickly it can defeat the boss? Nope. I didn't even know what the boss is, because I rarely look up there during any expedition. And I'm certainly not thinking "hrrm.... Trish has a fire caster build. I bet she can take this boss out real fast". I'm thinking. "I hope they don't aggro the far troll, so we can take the near one easily". And then before I know it, I'm fighting the trolls alone. And I just don't want to bother changing my course. I mean, why would we stop fighting the trolls anyway? We're already on that task, why change tasks?>muh gold orb"Doooon't care.>>560509965>ender lilies fanWith a name like that, I can see why you would call others sissies.
Let me guess. You "need" more?Other weapons demand nonsense of you. Get a good Ash, consider your scaling carefully, gotta invest in Dexterity.And let me tell you brother, the worst thing about leveling dex is telling your family you're going to pride parades.Not the Mace. Put a Heavy attunement on it. Drop p9ints into strength, which you were gonna do anyway. Light attack. Fromsoft understood the Mace was special. It's heavy is unique, not used on any other weapon. Because it's the Mace, it is beautiful in its own way.The Mace speaks to me sometimes. Tells me I was never maidenless because though it didn't yet know me, the wind knew me, she heard it whispering my name, that I would build STR for her.She tells me she'll stagger every boss for me, just straight and downward until they stop moving.And look at her. I mean it, look. Look.No exaggerated length, no glowy runes, no edgy nonsense. Just a lump of metal on a stick. A true woman finds her beauty in her simplicity. She is elegant. Sometimes I just stare at her. Admiring her head, the obvious feeling of power if I'd hold her, and the promise of a devastating impact.I have never known a deeper love in my heart than I have for the Mace.Put a Heavy attunement and she scales at an A rating with STR. She staggers like its her jon. Best weapon in the game for PvE.
>>560511846Based and mace pilled. too bad morning star is direct upgrade in every way in elden ring, fuck you miyazaki
>>560510331Oh brother, it was BALANCERS?! Trust me, you do NOT want me playing a D0 tier Recluse during a Balancers fight.>>560510492OK, Grandpa. As if you never played your gramophone while reading the paper.
modded lobby with the gennie?
>>560511953>requires dex investment>upgradeWe're not allowed to pretend dex is good until Pride Month, chill.
>>560511846I use Hammer. For hewg!Not many bosses weak to strike though unfortuanetly
>>560510958I was just thinking about that gif
>>560511990You watch tiktoks while playing and take too long to loot
>>5605120347 v 8 dexlowest dex starting class is hero with 9
>>560510331>>560509965>keeps me blocked since time immemorial but he's fine playing with creasycome the fuck on
>>560511626I forgot to mention>why do I need ME3 Manager if the guide doesn't say I do?So you can enable Load Early for Seamless so your game doesn't crash when you try to load the game, an issue I've ran into.
>>560512067See the Mace only deals strike damage which makes it better all round than one with a split damage type.I don't know how to tell you the math in a way that won't make me sound like I'm szhizoposting, but suffice it to say, if you let your weapon have more than one type of damage, you are actively ruining it.But that's only REALLY important if you wanna minmax your build.
>>560512161Practice blocked you? Are you a girl?
>>560512108No I don't. Despite the screenshots I post for the lulz showing me in windowed mode with the stream to the side, the reality is, I fullscreen during the expedition. The audio of the stream plays in the background, but it's not distracting, because it's just music and Vietnamese chatter. I don't speak Vietnamese, so I don't even register what they're saying, it's purely background noise.I take a long time to loot, because I carefully consider what would be best for my build against the day 3 boss. Or what would be best for the intermittent time before I can find something better. That's just my natural processing speed.
>>560512267The way fromsoft calculates damage is known.Simple explanation, with a split damage type you're subtracting two layers of resistance rather than one. The subtracted total of a split damage type will always be less than the subtracted total of a pure damage type, assuming unmodified damage is equal.
sorry folks i had my fulghor set
>>560512289lol i thought you were vietnamese
>>560511843how does that anecdote even make sense it means best in slot and I just ping whatever I think will work for someone's build dont exagerate it's not fucking rocket science
>>560512437You can't do 2 physical types of damage at once that guy is a fuckin retard
>>560512269don't play dumb, it's highly unlikely we just haven't got a game together in all this time, specially now that there are so few players left on the pw
>>560512564name?
>>560511626is this how the file tree should look like?I merged map, weapons and their patch with the instructions from the patch download
>>560512564???
>>560512538>how does that anecdote even make sense The anecdote is a real life example of something that is well known about ADHD people. That their brains are uniquely tuned toward making quicker decisions when it comes to picking from multiple sets of things. I'm not making this up. It's science. It's been tested. Some suppose the ability is likely a trait passed to make foraging more efficient. So it's thought to be a foraging trait.Anyway, at some point early in the expedition someone found a dead body's loot, and started pinging everything in the pile. It gets to a point, where you can't even look at it all on the map, because the icons are overlapping each other. That's when I just exhale and let it go.
show blocklist and I'll tell you which one is me
I wish the stone club and the club were blue rarity weapons, those have the best hammer moveset
>>560512664no, seamless folder should be inside mod folder.
>>560512869okay I can understand that it's just I play on KBM and it's faster to sort trough all those things than controller so I cant' relate
>>560512871
oh you wanna dodge? ok I'm not queueing again
bait
>>560512989that's terr's blocklist doe
>>560512970Don't get me started on mouse and keyboard. They're the worst streams to watch, because the player is always twitching. They have to, since character movement is tied to camera movement. So they twitch a bunch just to move around. it's awful as a viewer.
>>560512664the regulation bin should also be 3024kb large
>>560510523Does player_count in nrsc ini still works or will we get 6 anons?
1/3
>>560513692It's 3am silly nonny!
>>560513991How is Miquella in the egg but also in the lands of shadow dropping off bits of himself? Also why is he so big? In that one picture he was tiny when Mohg kidnapped him, now he's bigger than Mohg.
>>560514251we will never know cus michael zaki is a hack.
dusksharts will flop and 'zacky will be put in a nursing home
>>560514251it's a fucking mess really, we're meant to believe that the lands between and the land of shadow are like separate realities but then they shower you with lore bits that connect them
>>560513279got it working
gg pups.
gg normal dog where i totally didnt die,im going to bed u can have tinpo, no duo i guessss. but drop him lots of starlight shards.
>>560514603That's nice.
>>560514251he's a demi god they just get big like radahn, its a metaphor like olympian gods
>>560514581I like how fanart micke is an uwu femboy but he's actually built like a fucking fridge....
>>560515369can't blame them given the statues and the cutscene after beating PCR
If anyone wants to do a run with the map + weapons mod on seamless >>560511626 then know that I am available for that at the moment
>>560515112I wake up and trish goes to bed, alas
>>560515591not downloading your hacks nice try tho
>>560515369we will never get to see real miqqy
I just realized that I had my brightness like 2-3 notches too low. No wonder everything in the game looks too dark, my old monitor must have been brighter.
Reminder that if you find Miquella sexually attractive you're a pedophile. In the statues, that one picture and that one cut scene you get after beating PCR he is built like a 5 year old.
>>560515696The brightness constantly resets for me, I put it on 8 and it goes back to 5. I think it's when I close the game by alt f4ing instead of normally>>560515691aieeee hope we can play later anon!. I've been playing lots of affinity recluse with seals dormant. It does less damage than a magic atk build, but you get more consistant drops for the NL, it's cool
>>560515995>I think it's when I close the game by alt f4ing instead of normallyPsychopath behavior.
gg dino
gg adel nice loot that run, shame to waste it
>>560515995>seal reclusebeen awhile since we've had recluse use that regularly, not since Spirit left
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Don't forget that creasy is one of terr's alts
he's not doe
crazy to think that exactly 0 posts in this thread are terr
>>560509214But yet you do have the ADHD to play while watching dancing ugly chinkoids, how does that work?
gg 3bugs
>>560516134I really don't get this idea that having a stream on in the background is a big deal. I've always operated this way. When I was a young child, I would be playing a game on console, while my brother played one on PC. Or sometimes I would have both devices to myself, so I would play PC while the TV ran cartoon network or the simpsons or whatever. Or sometimes I would be on console, and turn on a talk radio show. Is that so uncommon? I feel like a lot of people played games with background noise on. I just adapted to different forms of background entertainment as I aged.And it's not as if I'm *truly* splitting my attention. Because I can't concentrate on the background noise while I'm playing. I've tried audiobook while playing. But Nightreign is too intense, and I lose track in the book, because all of my attention is on the game.idk, I think people see the subway surfers meme, and they think that any overlapping stimulation is bad for some reason.
>>560518125ggs
You like fun moveset, yes?
>>560517616im right here doe
>>560518807Their first hitbox is really tiny, a lot of spells and skills that crouch you down in the animation (like beastclaw) easily dodge the poke.
>>560518807I've always liked these swords but the stamina consumption was pretty barbaric in DaS3, with stam on hits or the gladius buff I could see these being very fun to use
>>560511953Mace has Hyper Armor on it's 1h R2s, it's pretty much the only non-colossal weapon that works like this, so it does have a niche.
>>560518807another pointless webm from our resident dsgtroon /vt/umor streamsniper
flame of the fell god is so bad
>>560520034Sorry about the slow start. I didn't have my headphones plugged in, so I didn't hear the game start lol. Luckily I was on Executor. When the game is on in the background, it still tracks my mouse movement, so as I'm doing other stuff, it probably looks like I'm choosing a character. When in reality, I'm clicking around the web browser, completely blind to whatever is happening in game.
daily creasyjeet humiliation ritual
>single monitor peasants
>>560517616even doe im right here
>>560520254its cool everything went smooth putting that start aside, ggs
>>560520718I had two monitors until I broke the 2nd one by throwing my controller at it because of er pvp
>>560521647it's just a game, trish
>>560517616we're all terr, im right here
>>560521725trish is on mkb
>>560521794exactly
>not using projector on neighbour's walls
>>560521725Do not ever mistake me as him
>>560521647good thing this place is anonymous because I'd rather show my parents my hard drive than admit this
ggs keklord, that was some pretty solid great hollow routing
gg greg
>>560505927gg dreggie got myself a cool sword at the endstill have the rangeban glitch
>>560522982i hate that southern start on hollow so much
pack it up everyone this game is dead
I’ve blocked a few people from the current batch of players that it isn’t worth queuing anymore. Might play the odd game but seeing a no content drop is disappointing
>>560523997>going out of their way to mention that no additional content will be addedmogged
>>560523083the banned...
>>560523997>Thank you for your patience, Nightfarers.that hurt me ngl
>>560524319post your block list
>>560524319Sounds like you're the problem desu.
>>560524608I wish I was, then I wouldn’t be blocking these people
>>560524319show them
>>560524319Understandable.Some "people" might give you shit for refusing to play with trash, extremeshit or greasy but they're genuine queue terrorists with even worse attitudes. Just treat it as the queue being small because they're never worth unblocking.
>>560524319why bother queuing with the pw in that case, you're probably blocking like half of the player base
>>560524319Based. The Blocked™ can cry about it but no one is entitled to playing with you, you can choose who to play with in this game.
>>560524647You're just a coward and coomplainer. Part of the problem, like I said. Wont even backp your shit tlk.
>>560524647See >>560524858 for >>560525129
>>560525091True, that's why I blocked that zdps 3bar guy viteazu something. Clearly trolling with no relics.
>>560525091It’s strange I didn’t mind bad players when the pw was active but they really grate me when I have to play with them every other game
>>560525229Least obvious Trish post kekFakenice personality coming apart?
>>560525129Latinx meltdown over ruining the password
>>560525343>He thinks trash is the only one who doesn't want to play with a griefer Poor guy
Gas station crack hobo would never shit on someone, it's always self defense!
i keep getting 3/3 whenever i try to jack off
>>560511846>Let me guess. You "need" more?Yes.
>>560525528trish "my internet is down because the cartel is removing the cables to put their own internet service and force us to pay for it" tina
>>560525528Was funny seeing Trash complain about practice’s internet when he was blue and the other two people in the lobby were dodging everything fine
Why are you guys larping about blocking people, and imagining the blocked in tears over your fake block? It's really bizarre.
>>560525797Implies we interact with the lolcow
>>560525528>
>get "no update" news>thread immediately devolves into shit-flingingfromsoft why did you do this to us...
>>560527039We do this to the clown every day nufren.
>>560527163>>560526435>lolcow vs lolcowkino
AhemFuck meFuck (You)Fuck PepeFuck MushFuck TrishFuck Viteazu Negruand most importantlyFuck Ishizaki
I'm two wins away from finally hitting Depths 5 with my angry malding friend who rage quits and doesn't play for two+ days every time we lose. Wish us luck.
>>560527430first and foremost it is crazy how much I look like that
>>560527430second of all it is crazy how much >>560527460looks like that
test
>>560527163>we
gg hotdogs
gg hotdogs ketchup no mustard no pickles
finally
>>560527460>>560527430Imagine looking like that and not being preggers 24/7 from my bee double you see!
>>560527941>>560527946gg
>>560527460Ma’am I will need you to send me your steam address and I will send you very many beautiful flowers
After a long hiatus, I feel like making another run at Elden Ring and I feel like I am yet to do either one of two runs that I would find entertaining.1. Gravity build. Not necessarily sorcerer, maybe with a skill and item loadout like waves of darkness or radhans original swords.Or2. The throwing hammer. Maybe I could combine both but I am willing to go another route if magic infusion isnt the way to make this thing work. what do you think?
>>560528112I tried the throwing hammer and it was honestly miserable. I know they buffed it since then but I'm not sure it's still worth. Gigantic stamina cost, long animation, mediocre damage...
>>560528112I hate you
>>560528276Isnt the entire point to have a long range option? Doesnt it also have insane knockdown?>>560528340Huh?
>>560524319
>>560529415Yeah its a free ranged option against knights at the very end of the dlc if you haven't figured out how to lure them out if you need to yet.
duch's ult is so nice
gg epicdank libracan i get a didn't overlap the same duchess build award
>>560530623>>560530646ggs I loved ice spear back in base game I cheesed the entire DLC with it and this run I got quite juiced with 3 skill attack passives and still it barely does over 1k. Maybe its because its on some stinking halberd.
It has been 2 years and I didn't buy extra rez
>>560531031GODra
>>560531031name?
>>560531338terr
>>560531338Boxxy
>>560530778Some ashes from ER were crazy because you could respec a weapon already designed for that element to minmax the AR, you can't do that in NR.
>>560531031>2 yearswait, was nightreign released in 2018?
>>560525091You fucking wh*re you were talking about unblocking me on my stream yesterday, why are viteazusisters like this>>560516419Seals recluse is pretty fun, she has the advantage you can find the appropiate weakness for each boss pretty easy>>560523997It's NYOVER... the doomers were right. >>560524319Notice how these vitriolic posts always start popping up at a certain time>>560525528I love playing with practice but he has been dropping packets hard lately, stop being so obsessed goddamn lmao I was sleeping>>560525692That's not even true. Also the fact that someone is blue doesn't mean the other people can't lag out the lobby, learn how p2p works.
oh it's the Blocked
>>560532443The only people who have me blocked that I know of are cc (grandpa doesn't even remember why) and viteazu (Ive never played with him ever so blocking me is total r*tard behavior)
>>560527039it's been like this since 21/06/24
troonish melty
>>560532443>complains she has to wait in queue 1 hour everyday>somehow trish is the blocked
>trish started streaming because of zorbanyou will not laugh
>560532238annoying faggot
>>560533030what does this even mean... >>560507949I love this new "pinging is bad" narrative my sisters say the darnest things
>>560527430Third of all it’s crazy how much I look like that too and so do 6 other erg girls
>>560533313>>560533313That is most definitively us, which is insane, I agree.
>>560533380Shut up, trish, this is why you're Blocked™.
I'm going to q and then pick up everything in the starting camp
give it up for the 3rd month without changes
>>560533380Balancing erg boys…
Outside of succ or full hp negs, I don't see the point of polluting your drop pool with starter camp drops when % boosts are at their weakest early game
>>560533812>tHiS Is WhY YoUr ThE bLoCkEDSHUT UP>>560533982Not if I beat you to it, Im the fastest loot vacuum in the west>>560534174What if balancer nightfarer, she uses greatspears and angel skills
>>5605342459% melee increase by pressing pick up 1 time in the first minute is great. If the buff interacts with your setup at all and you run 3+ you are 2/3rds there already. Mild gains early like that allow you to snowball as fast as possible and its all about the snowballing.
hey jeet, what's the matter jeethey jeet, what's the matter jeet
>>560534245>10% damage when wielding two weaponswhy wouldn't you pick this up just to hold it offhand for the buff? Do you not like number go up?
>>560535107trish?
>>560534245Wraiths while walking amplifies recluse and executors damage for early camps, charge negation is great of iron eye. The. You have just general attack bonuses especially skill attack up which is like 15% even at grey. Then with double balancers things like vacuum slice and phantom slash make early pois a joke. Of course you never get to strategise abkut speeedong up the snowball when a retard like trash is just lifting everything and dropping it in schizo locations
>>560535225ydptg with us
>>560535107that's only atk up for power stanced attacks iirc
>>560535269You aren't remembering correctly.
>>560535269>>560535107this, I was a fool for the first few months playing the game thinking it worked on something other than just powerstanced double attacks. same with two handing a weapon, those only work for the basic attacks for that weapon not for skills. the melee attack line is just superior to both
>>560535225>strategise abkut speeedong>dongbro is thinking about cock, figures
why do we "need" an "update" really? we don't
>>560533313Names of said girls?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk6dZagwTdwLFG our queen is on soon!
>seamlessYawn
>modded
>>560535420freakishly cute
>>560535749>moddedboringI'm not desperate enough to want janky animated weapons
>>560535749my queen is boxy421
>>560536256I was gonna play w/ manta but since she's doing modded I'll get on soon, my vassal.
our qv33n is live
dsg found out trish is underage and is now trying to groom him into trooning out, many such cases
I'm not giving my steam ID to some SEAmonkey vtumour thanks
>>560536909>basically the same weapons we already have but jankier looking and more brokenModsisters...
>>560536909Look how fast those are, GAWDsouls 3 anti-sluggish peak
>>560536976yeah the mod is pretty broken, alot of the effects and audio just don't work and i somehow got trolls castle when i first tried the mod too
I'm giving my steam ID to some SEAmonkey vtumour thanks
I'm giving my semen to some SEAmonkey vtumour thanks
https://www.twitch.tv/boxy421the blocked edition
>>560535596Zdrada, ender, cc, shifty, yys
Someone teach her the lobby linking trick
viteazu dont get on just to clog the queue please, im watching you
>>560538171It's okay, baby man.
this is my first ER I missed a lot of stuff in Liurnia of the Lakes, like the Albinaurics village and the Academy Caves, but I am NOT going back to Caelidwhats your approach to exploration and stuff: are you a completionist or do you keep some stuff for NG+?
>>560537191We know you're a brown pedophile, you didn't need to announce it on the thread
even doe you didn't know until I said it
Even though it's been well known*
>>560538776Bangladesh won btw
How do I get this?I mean I know how but is that the only way?How long do I have to wait for the everdark rotation?I've been away for a couple of months.
>>560537873theres only 1 girl in that group
>>560539413it resets every thursday
>>560537873All me btw
>>560539623All the people in that list are male.
>>560539490/erg/ fap session scheduled......
>>560482797There are anonymous posters of both sexes that say they look like this
>>560535528>>560534085We’re not getting one regardless>>560527981>>560528009This is true
>>560539490This isn’t the usual Everdark rotation update is it? new update?
>>560540635>>560523997
>>560540695FUCK
gg adeli shouldn't have picked guardian after not playing the game for a month
>>560540635Random q Nightreign was very laggy for many people yesterday across pc and console so it might for that.It also might be absolutely nothing, best case scenario would be balance changes but I'm expecting nothing.
>>560540752you shouldn't ever pick guardian period
>>560539413If you get their ED version in DoN and win there you unlock it as well. Its random but its better than nothing.
>>560523997>>560524319It was a fun run but I saw this coming. Now we go into hibernation and wait.
>>560540827I hope they nerf the shit out of haloslop
>>560512519no he just wants to be
started a new savefile and holy shit ironeye feels miserable without +1 skill relic
>>560512869Any source? Seems kinda interesting honestly
>>560513064>dantevi doubt it
But,"Did you hear that, Bear?" said Monkey, "we'll get out of here, fair and square! They've left the gate open wide!So, my bride,here is my hand. Where is your paw?Try and understand my plan, UrsulaMy heart is a furnace full of love that is just, and earnest, now you know that we must unlearn this allegiance to a life of service and no longer answer to that heartless haymonger, nor be his accomplice (that charlatan, with artless hustling!) But, Ursula, we’ve got to eat something and earn our keep, while still within the borders of the land that man has girded (all double-bolted and tightfisted!), so until we reach the open country steeped in milk and honey, will you keep your fancy clothes on, for me?Can you bear a little longer to wear that leash?My love, I swear by the air I breathe:Sooner or later, you’ll bare your teethBut for now, just dance, darlingC’mon, will you dance, my darling?Darling, there’s a place for us, can we go, before I turn to dust?My darling there’s a place for usOh darling, c'mon will you danceMy darling?The hills are groaning with excess like a table ceaselessly being setO my darling, we will get there yet"
>>560512989>Blocking Shifty and Dingle but not ZorfatExplain yourself
>>560538596I am not a completionist. At least not on one character. I explore like I have ADHD. I see a point of interest. Head that direction.get distracted. Forget what I was going, and move on to next point of interest. I rarely look at the map. This keeps everything fresh. I also find NG+ uninteresting. I’m approaching 1000 hours in ER. Roomba players are incredibly boring people. The game is not designed for you to see everything in one playthrough.
>>560537102You're gonna start liking troll castle after experiencing some of the modded castles trust me.
>>560541060Guardian and Rev are absolutely miserable on a fresh save without good relics
>fat
>>560541597oughh
>>560541368I hope you die
>>560514251Don’t think too hard about it, I can promise you FromSoftware didn’t.
>>560541653I hope you love!
>>560522782Kekkity true
>>560517616don’t talk about yourself in third person thread shitter
I am terrYou are terrWe are all terr
>>560541597Triggered and can't play...
gg ethically sourced halo slop
>>560541950ggs feeling real slow today
>>560541597>fat
>>560542040i was distracted too, training myself to play lik creasy with chinese tik toks, subway surfers and manta simultaneously
>>560541597BIG FAT WITCH HAT
>>560542297they're vietnamese
>>560542128>fat
>>560542297stop this immediately
>>560542564>literally fat
>>560534245Are you talking about how picking up a weapon type makes it more common to find? Wasn't that a hoax you guys debunked yourselves?
>>560542582i couldnt concentrate at all idk how they do it
>>560537102I've been playing it for 2 weeks now and I still haven't gotten Messmer, Radahn or Dragonslayer Armor.
huh, multiplayer failed and am I the blocked?
>>560522241>>560531186>>560535420Wylder is such a lucky guy…
>>560515995>>560515112>>560532238>>560534331>>560537767>>560532238how come you’re always posting these pics? is it because you look like them?
>>560543107requeue again please :)
>>560537767>unironically duo queuing with tinpomanSHAME
>>560541597Breasts of an obese woman, disgusting>>560542128Breasts of an overweight woman, slightly less disgusting
>>560543330still 1/3 :(
>>560543303>>560543325Keep it in the trooncord, xister.
>>560543573i'm here, trish went to get food methinks
>>560543567faggot
>>560543107>multiplayer failedIf its a short message of only Matchmaking Failed then yes you matched with someone who blocked you. If it says Matchmaking Failed and some other text then it's just an issue connecting to the other players.Erg will try and gaslight you into believing there's no message for being blocked but that's how it is
>>5605436463/3
>>560543708America used to celebrate attractive women, ever since the 2010s you guys have turned into complete degenerates who worship hambeasts as beacons of beauty.
>>560541452>I also find NG+ uninteresting>The game is not designed for you to see everything in one playthrough.I feel like these kinda contradict each other
>>560544086He's a partisan of starting with a new character
>>560544203ohhh I see now that makes more senseand I agree! some characters and their build are more suited for certain quests: a mage would finish Ranni's, but for example would not be interested in the dung eater or frenzied flamegotcha
>>560543862There's a difference between hambeasts and symbols of fertility
>>560543748lmao stfu zorfat, we can test it if you want, let's schedule queueing and ill shwo you theres no message
>>560543748There isn’t any message, it hits 3/3 back to 1/3 if you’re blocked or have blocked someone
Almost nobody emotes in D5 anymore, it's so soullless
This is a list of my 10 Elden Ring characters, all level 200.>Str/End>Str/Dex>Int/Faith>Dex/Arc>Str/Faith>Dex/Faith>Int>Arc>Str/Arc>Dex/IntWho should I delete so I can start a new run in the Tarnished edition?
>>560545181i always bow it's just polite after a good adventure! the japanese bow is my favorite emote
>>560545181you don't like the 'tism stare?
Is Where Winds Meet rollslop or parryslop? The trailers looks like parryslop...
>>560545497me but unironically since day 1>>560545905cheap, flashy, very pretty, utter partyslop
>>560546172But if I played solo would it be parryslop or rollslop?
nt big goat, greed got the best of us at the end damn...
GG 6s
@Vit congrats
>>560546348what can you do gg nt
>>560546351gg thankfully we had gawd-like manta to carry
>>560546351where is shifty
>>560546446Thank you.>>560546458So trve!
>losing to goat in the year of the birds 2026names?
>>560542297KEEEKYou need to add the bible being read in chinese to the background too for accelerated learning
>>560546587He didn't get in. Probably next time.
>>560539403>>560538970>>560538776we know terr relax
>>560546601he was at like 2% HP, we tried to finish him off while he was summoning another round of condemned but he didn't go down as fast as we expectedthat's what happens when you run honest melee builds instead of L2slop I guess
>>560546343typo lol, meant to say parryslop
>install a buggy crashy mod so that you can use new weapons that all suck because melee does no damage and play with 6 people so you can chain ults 12 times in a row and never have to dodge any of the boss' difficult moves>also get to fight wormfaces in fields and watchdogs in castle basements because that's completely different from normal nightreign Pass from me
>>560542850i look like this>>560542297awful image
I'm really starting to think deep of night would be easier solo holy fuck playing with randos can either be a steamroll or a massive fucking crutch.>depth 3 helostor>phew>somehow both teammates end up 3 bars before he's even got to his second part of his second phase>bruh the first kill is literally not even a bossfight if that takes longer than 30 seconds it's basically fucking over
>>560543590Sorry bronybro.
>>560546773Don't namedrop yourself randomly maggot faggot thread shitter
mod room doko
>>560546704lmao I wanted to add a third screen with subway surfers but my game started lagging after the 2nd screen. desu I like chinese it sounds cool>>560544930This, maybe zorban got a message because people dodged a game. It goes to 2/3 then back to 1/3 if it's someone blocked
gg continuous hp loss
>>560547678gg the most static boss pattern in the game
>>560547630SHUT THE FUCK UP JUST SHUT UP
>>560547630I enjoy watching you make that anon seethe, please write more.
>>560547768it can be more erratic and fun if we didnt have 2 lltb
>>560547783ill never stop, ill only leave when this general dies to leave place for DUSKGAWDS, so in like 2 weeks
the only person saying there's a message is zorfat, who says he's not blocked because he doesn't get messagesit's obviously a cope since he doesn't want to believe he's been blocked for bringing his big chungus builds to erg
>>560547783You can make her shut up by stuffing that fat alabaster pole down her throat.
Pos mod doesn't work for me. I hate me3 so much
>>560547835what anon? I don't know why he gets so mad I am literally just vibing??? and anime girls are erg culture>>560547132why do my sisters insist meele does no damage? the other day I Was hitting 1k per r2 on star fists with undercaker... sure it's no balancerslop but this game is just sh*t like that>>560523997It says theyre not adding any NEW contentBut SOTE weapons aren't new they're oldErgoThey're adding SOTE that's right I am geniuse>>560547964I hate how I think about that whenever that greatsword drops now anon die die die!!
pls queue, I want a nice run after losing to ED libra like that
>>560547465how many are we?
>>560548753thousands
>>560547461uh oh thread shit-terr false flag melty
>>560548489>>560547896>>560547630You’re cute. You need big white correction you little brat.
>search for any hard SotE boss fought RL1SL0 >open 20+ videos >all results will have raptor of the mists or bloodhound stepwhat's the point of playing with restraints if you're just going to cheat
>>560512989terr is so tsun tsun he would block me and then unblock me like daily>>560549735D-Don't call me cute please or my sisters get jealous and bully me!
I've realised the reason trash makes so many cringe posts is because he has nothing better to do with his long Blocked queue times
>>560550760im not even queued i ate lunch and i feel lazy
>>560550760>t. weeeh I been queued 1 hour and no games??
So taking bets on the balance patch:>Nerfing Balancers>Nerfing Beast Rev>Nerfing HalosloppaWhat do we think? Which ones are sure things?
GGs. I got to gurl spears the whole time. It was absolute kino. Probably the most fun I've had with the game.
>>560550760he also does it in the middle of a game though
>>560551226>nerf haloslop>people just resort to the other 20 equally broken skill sticks >nerf balancers/skill atk>the honest meele ashes get gutted into being unusableThey'd have to rework the weapons split damage values/motion values for individual weapons and they're NOT gonna do that. at most they'll fix some bugs nobody knows exists and buff ironeye.Game is just unsalvagable desu don't expect logical BALANCING
>>560551428I'm concerned too.
>>560551341Shut up weirdoeazu nobody likes you literally, not even shitposting
how do I get in seamless rooms if there's no thread invite?
>>560551226>>560551428>nerf haloslop>add dlc weapons>everyone switches to ledaslop
>>560551428>people just resort to the other 20 equally broken skill sticksThere is nothing even close to as broken as Halo Scythe dumbass. It's like Black Knife but you can spam it and has better reach. If you don't see how Halo Scythe is in it's own tier above anything else, you're insane. And there's no other weapon class with a weapon even half as good as Halo that even comes close to how easy it is to roll Halo with Dormant Scythes active. They can simply make the Halo Scythe 30% weaker or something and it'll be fine. Right now there's fucking Ironeye players running Dormant Halossloppa and it's abhorrent. Knock down the damage so only Rev/Recluse/Duchess can make it worth while.
i like you >w<
>>560551341>mod cheater
nt
>>560551741off the top of my head glinstone kris and moonveil hitting the L2 meele part do even more damage. If they only nerf halo slop it'll literally be the same thing >No other dormant half as goodHave you ever ran dormant katanas or default dormant duch? I guess not because ydptg, you end up with moonveil/rob/BoC/BK every single game. They're just not popular RIGHT NOW
>>560551741There are dozens of good ashes. You pussies are addicted to the RANGE thats it.
>still getting hit by heolstor's big nuke attacks in 2026sorry I couldn't do much that game, I was playing at like 5 fps crazy lag
>>560551741Watchdog staff is better than haloslop but sadly it belongs to a shitty russianroulette-tier weapon pool.
>>560552056There was uplifting perfume in the shop and bubble tear in the final shop, lmao
>>560552020>off the top of my head glinstone kris and moonveil hitting the L2 meele part do even more damageRight and those are big commitment, high risk attacks you stupid fuck. Halo can just sit way the fuck back and mindlessly mash. >>560552062I don't like it but I've been forced to make it work. It's not "better" at all though, Holy is the best element and Magic is the worst one.
>>560552157>Halo can just sit way the fuck back and mindlessly mash.You can do that with a bunch of ashes.
>>560552157>glinstone kris>high commitment>press L2 from 2 kilometers and beam with almost perfect trackinglol ok???
>>560552048Of course there are, it's just that long range + spam + low commitment + holy makes it objectively best. It's way way way too good. >>560552223With bigger animation commitment, worse DPS and usually less range. >>560552239Yes. Compared to Halo Slop it's like trying to cast Elden Stars.
>>560552312Sounds like you don't actually use other ashes.
>high risklmao this nigga doesn't play the game
>>560552312Nah, it's literally about the same animation speed, say ydptg without saying ydptg. In fact kris is better because a lot of bosses are resistant to holy
>>560552020Those magic skills aren't even close to half of haloslop you underage mexican retardYou can't even hit a 40 winstreak with cheated relics on double balancer haloslop duchess stop acting like anyone wants to hear your opinion
>>560552357No, I use them all the time and if I have them AND a halo, it feels like holding back to not jst spam the fucking halos. >>560552363>It's not high risk to lock into a big animation and followup from close enough to land the top damagedishonest retard. > it's literally about the same animation speedExcept that once you rev up the Scythe, the sustain DPS is fucking wild. Even just Two Halos per volley makes it totally mog other weapons. It only works poorly if you're a retard who can't manage his stam and wait for it to refill before the next volley.
>>560552448why u have to be mad tho is only game halo slop sucks moonveil rules
>>560552448name? for the opinion expert list?>>560552598>It's not high risk to lock into a big animation and followup from close enough to land the top damageLMAOOO then just don't use the follow up that puts you out of position? peak threadshitter retardation
>duchess kills during ult is insane and glintstone kris/BoC has 2km range and amazing tracking
>>560552787>LMAOOO then just don't use the follow up that puts you out of position?Then it's still less DPS and a worse element. I'll give it the edge if you can manage to snag Godfrey's Icon though. But even then Holy damage is almost universally better than Magic damage.
>>560552797kek'd
>>560552797LMAO I didn't even know the wormfaces exploded that's on me>>560552886Okay they'll nerf halo slop and shitters will just move on to the next broken thing. It requires a balance rework that fromsoft is not typically known for
>Need to cheat/God roll shit loads of attack up to make my casters usable>Skill sloppers with 2 lines in every relic outdamage me and make me feel uselessCan't even play a proper tank without having to pray for all the negations, Jesus
>>560552797>highest mixmaxed build in the game with 8 stacks of attack up>1300 in 40 secondsholy insane
>>560553021keep going.
>>560553005There's nothing as brokenNothing else even close to as strong is 50% of it's Purple Weapon pool.
>>560552797Even doe we won anyway, nice nothingburger webm, I like how you've resorted to lurking my vods now, cutie !
trish trying not to reply to the same post multiple times challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
>>560553072>>560552797>meanwhile the fistslopper just slams the CR2 button over and over for 1k a hit while negating 90% of damagehonest balancerchuds are truly the most oppressed group in existence
>>560553320What that's illegal now? >>560553385SO TRUE, the double standards here are hilarious, I love my sisters they're so funnyAlso you don't know what passives or anything I had that run, damage looks alright to me, I can hit 2k with any ash depending on loot
>>560553385>meanwhile the fistslopper just slams the CR2 button over and over for 1k a hit while negating 90% of damageWtf how, my fist Undertaker's damage is shit
>>560552797>doesn't use restage once
holy fuck man he is so annoying it's unbearable
>>560553780he's also getting his boyfriend tinpo to reply defending him kek
Truly amazing that a person with 2000+ games and a max 26 game win streak who duos on the password is the biggest voice on the state of the game ITT
>>560553780Yes I win>>560553948Ackshully it's a 35 streak, ignoramus!And we don't always duo stop coooping so haaard omg
>>560554079How are you proud of a 35 win streak when you've got 2000hRemember when you insulted anons for playing too much?
>>560553192you seem upset
>>560554197I'm not proud I'm just playing for funIm not the one seething about virtual people I'll never know on an imegboard
>>560551428Truth nuke which struck a nerve it seems>>560551814I like you too :)
>>560553780>the rothschilds strategically making sure all my hobbies and interests are enshittified by the most obnoxious faggots ever
>>560554794Least schizo threadshitter post
>>560553780>trannies can handle being called men 27 times a day and told to kill themselves every time they post >anons can’t handle them posting anime girls
>>560553320sounds like you and her both have that in common
>>560555059I mean I think the rude comments are just comedy, what kinda person worries all day about what other anons do or like, like get a job pls... it's all day
Why do you guys even bother replying to the anons pretending Halo Scythe isn't gamebreakingly overpowered? You're being ragebaited.
>t. jobless latinx tranny
surely 5 people can carry manta right
GG 6s.
>>560554950right before john d rockefeller died he looked into the future and placed a curse on me the moment i would've been born personally ensuring everything i like would be ruined as i got older and that i would never have a little sister wife
>>560555625gg manta owes me 6 starlight shards
>>560552239I'm tired of your zorban era builds. Please just use the funny blue balls and kill everything in 5 hits
>>560553780Trish has a humiliation fetish which is why he posts constantly and why he roleplayed as an Indian in the discord.Don't give him attention
>>560555713ggs ez 4x radahn big swords run
>>560555780>funny blue ballsHuh?
>>560555402No it is, just nerfing halo slop is not the be all and end all because people will just transition, to say, the +S tier sticks not +SS and it'll be the same. The problem is how hard ranged skill sticks scale. Halo scythe is pure holy damage instead of split for no reason
>>560555625>no 6th sense>random manta viewer has hismogged
>>560553780I wonder if he has surpassed the Noxtroon at this point, like 30% of the posts are his
>>560555958That's standard for that shitter
>>560555958True. I shouldn't have tried punishing the roar, that was my fault.
>>560556146>I am a schizophrenic jobless retard and threwWe know Viteazu, we know.
cc invented faith duchess
>>560556397cc invented losing on her first run on extremist's stream even when they talk like they're hot shit
>>560555918>people will just transitionThe only thing close to Halo Scythe is Beast Claw Rev with great relics.>FistsUndertaker lvl 15 using lightning ironballs with glass necklace, 3 invaders killed, dmg bonus from skill, ult, +8 physical dmg relics and 3 weapons passives that increase charge damage do 1000 per charged attack to Fulghor.If we're talking about having a full 6 item inventory of charge attack dmg boosts then you can say that about just about any weapon type/skill. A full inventory of skill damage lets Greatbows do 8500 with rain.Halo slop with +6 affinity and night invaders with just 1 skill power is doing 1700 per ring stop pretending.
>>560556306You're hopelessly obsessed.
>>560556465>her
>>560556474Halo slop can do 5k per ring and they say that Kris doing 1k damage is the same LOL
>>560556474>>560556706Maybe I am kinda biased because I always run DEFEATING ENEMIES WHILE ART IS ACTIVE INCREASES ATTACK POWER, so for me every skill stick is just as effective but its basically same thing between SS tier and S tier
Any underrated ergites who are secretly S tier?
>>560556874I'm not sure what relevance this relic has on any nightlord other than the first part of Dreglord.Why are you still doing this
>>560557048Shut. Up.
>>560557090>first part of dreglordsee >>560552797
>>560557048Me I've only lost like 8 times in the past 100 games>>560557090It's fun me like big number and big damage. Also it's kinda optimal when your team is onto it, tinpo helps me gets stack really quick with ulties
>>560557212Oh its Trish that's why you're pretending to be retarded to farm attention, nevermind.
>>560557279>I'm not sure what relevance this relic has on any nightlord other than the first part of Dreglord.I don't understand this argument. Things that speed up day 1 and 2 for more loot are also good
>>560557187It's also good on every DLC night boss because the pre boss are all giant packs of NPCs that give you like 17 stacks
>>560555221>>560555059you owned him here he had no rebuttal for this >>560554950it’s true just not for him sadly
>>560555780what blue balls btw... Im still wondering..>>560557876do I get the spoils of war for myself???? please say so
>>560553780How many more times will you reply to your own post
>>560557090its still useful since you clear world bosses faster=better loot=better chance against the nl
>>560556145>tells people to get a job>is a jobless leech and thinks that's 'comfy'Brown hypocrite + poor lol
>>560558639took you 40 minutes to come up with that yawn you don't even know me or maybe ur waging at the call center rajeesh
gg caligoare you ok did you suffer an aneurysm while typing your name
>>560559304I always change it after a loss. Wasn’t feeling very creative this time
>>560556706>5k damage per ringholy ydnptg
>>560558940>40 minsThat's because I'm playing the game and not mass blocked like you trashtinx
>>560557970yes of course cutie they’re all yours!!! ;3 *slaps your ass*
>>560559482the only person who ahs me blocked is sissy, viteazu doesnt even play on the pw so he doesnt count
>>560559603>he doesn't know
>>560559603Oh and marz, have never played with him either, blockers are weird, maybe once>>560559725>>560559725Tell me a name and i'll tell you if im blocked
>>560559439I understand you're not good enough at the game to do see that happen
>>560559863post a screenshot of a single halo ring hitting for 5k.
>>560559959What will you do if I do post one?
>>560559540ahnnnn thanks spoils of war anon sama!!
>>560559959Nice try but THE RING IS ALREADY UNDER OUR CONTROL
>>560560585I don't need to care about this because you can't.Haloslop is busted, but 5k per ring is a big exaggeration. You can probably reach that high with marais + a bunch of purple skill attack power up but it's not like you will achieve that every run.
>>560560969gg manta's debt is up to 12 now, i dont think shes going to pay me back
>>560560969keep it in the stream brownjeet
>>560559789clueless
>>560561097Are you upset because you didn't get to hurl badass spears at Adel?
>>560560980See, I can and I would but you're already backpedaling lmaoIf you can't even commit then you know it's possible, and considering it happened on a run where I had at most 4 skill power ups and half were blues then it's definitely easy enough to replicate
>>560561392Do it anon.Just stop making excuses.
>>560560980I think I have had 4k+ a ring vs dogs and heolstor a few times but it has been all skill atk up and the holy talisman. Typically it is 2.8k I think
>>560561220>can't even answer as anons say I le accept your concesion graciously!
>>560561482Forgot to mention no Marais too
>>560560969>mode where nothing matters and is meant for fun >everyone plays wylder and duchess
>>560561603>he still doesn't know
>>560561027Just don't add interest. That would be very greedy of you.
>>560561746Because they're fun, cuck
>>560561746>nothing mattersyou think they don't value the vtumour's praises?
>>560561748>has to wait 1 hour for games everyday and complain>s-surely it's that pesky trish's fault!also nice try reporting me but I only got warned, I know that was riskee hehe
>>560561605I will also rule out libra raid, ironeye mark, recluse ult, scholar throwing knife debuffs and the hammer debuff
>>560561605I would have liked full screenshot as well as loadout + relics but you proved me wrong, so I accept my defeat.
>>560561948>so unhinged and paranoid xhe thinks I'm someone else>doesn't realise people blocked you ages ago, and you cant check recent players to check oh no no no
>>560561605>Have this whole ass argument when fromsoft is not even gonna dorp any more patchesjust kneel to your slopgods
>>560562234like who, name these fabled players oh mr threadshitter, we're just going in circles now Im gonna go play
>nerf this nerf thatHow about you buff Guardian already? Give him a normal roll, maybe some sort of high utility skill that gives him mobility and range, and an ult that can revive while also guarantee'ing a stagger? And fix his passive so he can take a hit that would normally kill him once.
>>560562265>I can't queue!
>>560562539ill miss you, im sorry i made you this mad
elden shit
>>560562438Will you join us for tomorrow's 6s?
>>560561605nice cheats
>>560562636nah I dont like chungus +3 player modes it's too chaotic and the modded weapons are not interesting for me
>>560562512they could also give him a depth relic passive that makes his high utility skill bleed on hit.Could also add some sort of follow up that buffs his weapon with fire or something.
>>560512564I wiped my blocklist last week, but before that I literally only had hardcore griefers like dingle and dantev blocked so idk. I have no idea who this could be desu
>>560562512Joke aside I'd honestly become a scholar main if they gave him a normal dodge
>>560560980Yeah, people are sleeping on dormant marais
>>560562539lmao I just noticed you don't see my comments bar when it's open, so you had me blocked already, nice falseflag obsessed sister!
>>560559725>vaguepost nonsense??
>>560560881Even doe the forerunners assured us it would be ours…>>560562589>>560562265Truth
>>560562918yes poor thing xhe got owned so hard she's just spouting the same thing like a cathatonic pickle
the crimsonwhorl flask doesn't absorb dreglord's nuke? that's bullshit
>>560562892What?
>>560562438>>560562892>>560563084>this upset over being rightfully blockedNot a good look xis. >>560562918>tinpojeet simp posting
>>560563240bla bla bla bla all canned responses and no proof, its been a fun shitposting sesh tho
>>560563240im eating lunch right now :)
it's so cute when you boys and girls adopt my terms and mannerisms you guys wanna be just like mommy :)
>>560562705>the modded weapons are not interesting for meHoly moley, you might actually be a woman.
>>560563536hehe we love you Mother!! some anons are so funny like the spoils of war one... they must be claimed...
>>560563371Yes, you keep dancing for me blockedtinx, instead of going to play the game as you said you were going to. >>560563529>inspect element
>>560563529>4amholy shit actually indian LOOOL
Is the Sekiro anime actually going to use generative AI?
>>560563612literally looks worse than they do in DS3
>>560563716>dancing for melewdalso doing the reze dance rn
>>560563773morning saar
>do invader poi with randos>we die >chink leaves>other guy leaves It’s day one and caligo, why not stay you retards. It doesn’t help trio scaling didn’t go away and the drops were fucking cursed
How are you meant to fight ironeye and recluse invaders at depth 5show me footage of ishizaki doing it
>>560563841It's unfinished, but it's far from boring.>>560563776I think that the people in charge of it either see AI in a positive light or have actually used it in animation, but I rememeber them saying they won't use AI for the Sekiro anime.
>>560563612looks so shit dsgfags rly have thewir head up their ass
>>560564067thank you chatgpt mouthpiece
>>560551675>add dlc weaponsAnon...
>>560564043ultimate spam like every other invader.
>>560563852Except you are fat and brown and don't look like that
>>560563529>>560563773Its obviously PM
>>560563529>4amsaar...
>>560564686>>560565109q bloody benchods
god damn trish has been tearing you guys a new one today
>>560565467>tinpojeet simposting x2
>>560565823>Every post I dont like is my boogeymanpoor guy
trash as really been unhinged in this thread more than usual. Xher dead streams and longer queues must really be getting to xher
>>560563612the sound effecte don't work what's the point
gg practice net
>>560566487You mean the VFX?
>>560566170you're really going with the long queues take I respect the hustle
>>560566636no the sound. alot of the sounds dont work
>>560564686even though it's clearly tuesday, 4AM
gg sloppy katana duchys and thank you for the lion carryyy!! you guys did great, he's my nemesis...>>560566170it's true...
>>560567303>>560567303>>560567303>>560567303
>>560567340everything is so fucking easy as ironfraud, you don't gotta take any risks or commit to anything, just mark and shoot away like a little nigger coward
>>560567413trvke...
>>560567370Are you retarded? It isn’t even 800 posts yet
>>560567413He's the perfect character for you then shitter latinx
>>560565958>>560564095>>560563852>>560563084>>560562918>>560563529>>560565467Bodied that freak. You’re right of course btw
>>560567930there's already an ironfraud main in town
>/erg/ is full of whiny dipshits>try reddits elden ring forums>banned for hate speech for saying I love the LGBT but I would never ever ever ever level dexI misjudged you, /erg/.
>>560568430I remember your dumb ass. You tried to defend yourself with "I'm not homophobic, my boyfriend is a faggot."
>>560568014Poor guyski. Another mass reply loop initiated.
>>560568430what?
>>560568014true true thank you sent that freakzoid swimming
>>560568880We know bronybro you keep telling us we get it already.
>>560568737>>560568430you both sound retarded
>>560543862i think you have your time scale a little mixed up there
>>560563612is this mods or new content?
>>560563371>>560563649>>560563852>>560555221>>560562828>>560563084Cute wyldsluts
>>560572965Poor guy.
Me perdoe, chefe.Não foi uma atuação digna de elogios.
>>560573235Don’t describe yourself we know you are
Been gone a few months do people still play?
