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It's not her birthday yet
Will gookako accept a shuro gf irl as a gift?
Nagichan
TIME TO FEED THE FAT BITCH SOME FAT BITCH CAKE!
They’re children, Sensei, y’know that, right?
How many students use emoticons in momotalk? :D
https://x.com/lazhubbb/status/2025994314170671397plana inside
>>560525236I WILL impregnate this slutty adult
>>56052535603/17 0:30 in australia right now
>>560525556Uh bag, care to explain?
>>560525525uwu
>>560525556>>560525609Now how could this possibly happen..
>>560525565Sensei is australian?
>>560525468
>>560525556
>>560525565No one gives a shit about that bugmen colony and their subhumans
>>560525529lol the seethe
>>560525556>Kei SEX
>>560525556>need sex gayGookako...
>keifags are the new hinafags on /bag/yeah I know what'll happen later
>>560525556>must wet midori>momoi thinking
>>560525675the fact the counter is not locked to one reference per post is just retarded. anyone can skew the total by spamming>>560525770are you making up enemies once again?
>>560525770Well for one Kei doesn't look like a fucking alien
>>560525556>sex gay best
>>560525698
>>560525770Kei is never presented as the Omni perfect Almighty student who can do it all. Being tsundere is ironically a character flaw.
>>560525556>slampig miyako
>>560525556>nigger coming
>>560525517
>>560525556>need sex>sex gay>gay bestwhat did the word cloud mean by this?
>>560525556Retarded Pandemonium Makoto IS NOT RETARDED! SHE WAS BORN DIFFERENT!
>>560525556 (me)I have no idea why it didn't come out as nice as the other ones, didn't change any settings or anything. I'll have to check if the next ones are like that or not
>>560525746You fucking streetshitter, I was talking about the JP event. Enjoy your (You) monkey falseflagger
>>560525770Kei was introduced and developed fairly, her love for sensei is transparent unlike Hina
>>560525943Her name is just Mo
>>560525556>gogurt rumiOk.
>>560525943>count of monte cristo
>>560525931sure thing lol totally enjoy your seething
>>560525943Momoi2
>>560525556>perfectly small ibuki
>>560525556>students readNo one reads anymore uncPoeple just tell Arona GPT to read it to them
>>560525943Moriarty Heehee
>>560526069I think breasts are ok
>>560525985Its her, the Momo friend.
>>560526069>sweeper on a rug????
>>560525913Because >>560525836Make it so each word counts up to 1 time per post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFMaEIHIrGw
sex or sxe?
working out with Kei-chan
>>560526223sex with sxe
>>560525943Probably The Count of Monte Christo
>>560526069holy hian ribs
>>560525880I get the feeling certain japanese "Konokafags" are going to be seething when she turns out to be a sensei lover
>>560526197>>560526308Brown sex
>>560526216I see, kinda annoying. I tried it with a random thread from another board and it worked properly, so yeah probably just that one post fucking up the entire thing
>>560526238she's getting knocked up with triplets
https://files.catbox.moe/xqrklb.png
Who has the best vagina on all Kivotos?
>>560526432As opposed to hating sensei?Everyone's thirsty for his cock. What are you smoking?
>>560526758seia
>>560526758
Stop cumming inside your students, sensei.
>>560526649Careful, I heard Tsuchinoko are poisonousKnown traits>Poisonous>Can jump 10 feet in the air>Get around quickly by rolling like a ball>They make a distinct "che" sound
>saaaar who has the best vagene in all Kivotos saar
>>560526758Me because all student pussies belong to me
>>560526728Imagine the JK sex in real life with konoka
>>560526728This. This is why I signed up to be a sensei
Why are they like this
>>560526238sauce
>>560526827Back to /gig/ with you
hey
>>560526964Momoi?
>Tsuchinoko>Translation: hammer child>Alternate names: nozuchi, bachihebi, and many other regional names>Habitat: fields>Diet: insects, frogs, and mice; also fond of sake>Appearance: Tsuchinoko are short, stumpy snake-like yōkai. Their body shape resembles a hammer or a mallet head with no handle. They range in size from thirty to eighty centimeters long. Their scaly skin is speckled in various earth tones, and they have light-colored bellies. Their viper-like fangs carry a deadly venom. Unlike snakes, tsuchinoko have eyelids. Due to their shape and color they are often said to resemble beer bottles.>Behavior: Tsuchinoko are found throughout Japan. They are active during the day from spring through fall, and hibernate through the winter. They make their nests in holes along wooded riverbanks. They give off a call which sounds like “chee,” and they snore when they sleep.>Tsuchinoko feed on insects when they are young, and frogs and mice as they grow larger. There are occasional reports of them eating larger animals like cats or dogs. They can eat vast quantities of food for their small size. They are also quite fond of sake. They are attracted to the smell of miso, dried squid, and burning hair.>Despite their awkward shape, tsuchinoko are extremely nimble. They can move about like an inchworm, but they are best known for their habit of rolling and tumbling about. They can roll sideways like a log, or tumble vertically from tip-to-tail. They can also swallow their tail–making their body into a ring–and roll like a wheel. Tsuchinoko are great jumpers as well. By some estimates, they can jump from two to five meters.
who's voicing sxe?
plana
>>560527015https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/141752651
>>560527139Hiroi from Bocchi
>>560527139gahahaha anime girl
If you hold your enemies down and cum inside them violently and irresponsibility, they win!
>>560527167>feet not shownCringe
Is JK sex irl that good? That konoka catbox makes me wonder
>>560527167https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/124775993how is kei so hot
>>560527274>Is [IRL stuff] that good?no
>>560526824My bet is that the tsuchinoko is gonna wind up not being a literal mythical snake but instead a nickname someone made for their gun parts (given how prevalent guns are in Kivotos).Snake gun.
himari will be in the new event but no one cares
>>560527274Sex with a fertile young woman will always be good for >(You)
>>560527274Only one way to find out
>>560527362My bet is her worst day is going to happen because she skipped work for several days snake hunting
>>560527274>Is [IRL stuff] that good?Yes. You can feel it. It's 100000% more real than any digital thing you paid for. Not even the lewdest ASMR can match the real sensation of touch.of course this will change if they somehow invent a machine to project touches, but i doubt that'll ever happen
>>560527380Part-time like this when?
>>560527187why can't real women look like this
>>560527523Cake makes them fat
>>560527380>Real Trinity prostitutes Yeah I knew that school was full of whores
I've blown so many loads to Kisaki that I'm legitimately considering playing a fucking gacha game of all things. I appreciate there being a detailed guide in the OP as all of this stuff in-game may as well be written in Chinese for how little I understand it.
I love my wife so much bros
>>560527459>the worst day only came because she received a prophecyKino volF story from Seia-chan
>>560526824>imagethat's literally just a blue tongued skink
>>560527274since fucking an onahole feels really good, I can't imagine that having lovey-dovey unprotected sex with a JK student would not feel at least 5x better
>>560527581>Jerking off to a character of a game you don't even playCan't imagine it tbqhh
>>560527380Most of these are hags in uniforms or so I was told
life imitates art
>>560527581you're supposed to start first then read the guide to correct things up. kinda like how you need to get "lost" first to explore your local town/city, then you come back knowing much more later on
>>560527648Yes but prostitution of minors (16/17yo) is very much real. The only problem is convincing one to go to an hotel with a gaijin. They are more likely to go after jap salary men
Weird how everyone agrees in JK sex but when ibuki posters talk about childs /bag/ declines to comment
>>560526380Me when I'm +4
>>560527380Saw these when I was in Osaka last year, is it worth it?
Buying canned tomato soup and super glue for my wife Minori
Hoshino pissing herself
>3DPD hoursOof.
My canon wife Fuuka...
My Lovely StudentWife Noa
I just read a doujinishi where sensei has sex with pregnant students but there's a suspicious amount of focus on the yet-to-be-born baby. Like in one part he has sex with Arona and literally cums on their unborn child (which I don't even think is possible since the womb should be closes off?). I feel pregnancyfags might be the worst pedophiles of them all.
>>560528797@arona seiafy this
>special bufferWill Rena be meta?
TOTAL GOOKAKO DEATH
>>560527964slutty students
How do I cum without masturbating?
>>560528797my only problem with that usually is that the child might be a boy so it's kinda gaybut it's BA so it's all girls and therefore fine
>>560528994Have someone else do it for you
I'm now accepting apologies from everyone who called me a retard for saying the new girl was from Millennium and not Valkyre
Seennnnnnnnnnnseeeeeeeeeeehhh!!!
Collab when?
>>560528897What does she buff
>>560528797sex induced birthing is real. just push it back inside where it belongs!
>>560528994Play with your nipples
Students for this feel?https://x.com/hanapanman722/status/1843970070583926942
I still don't know why she is called sxe here
>>560528797It's true, real senseis use protection. Imagine wanting to ruin the youth and academic life of your jk gf in the name of some lowbrow breeding fetish. Couldn't be me.
>>560528797https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFNkoPAL0k4
>>560528797Kinda related but the Trap saga of VNs always has an end sex scene where the heroine is boypregnant and they always mention the child learning about cocks before being born and it's kinda hot.
>>560529273I don't wanna be that one moralfag who ruins everybody's fun but I think you should kill yourself
>heroine is boypregnant
>>560529258doujins with this plot?
>>560529273why is it always hifumi
>>560528797Yeah there's a suspicious amount of """pregnancy fetish""" doujins that end up with toddlercon garbage
Cleansing the thread
>>560529032What is the appropriate age for introducing daughters to sex?
>>560527581turn back before it's too late
>>560528724We know sensei
>>560529731
>>560528797This is not what a baby shower entails
Like it or not, even a place like /bag/ has moral rules...
>>560529810What grades does Plum Blossom Garden cover?
>>560530010Such as
how do i beat ex challenge without shupos?
Morals are whatever the law saysLaws are whatever I say
>>560530081Moral rules aren't necessarily goody two shoes rules, they are stuff that will make you be shamed on by your tribe. scat/fart/futa for example
The age of consent in Kivotos is 15
Some guy in PVP, probably>Heh, that loser attacked me three times and lost. He's so desperate to win against me.Me>just attacking whatever's randomly on the top of the list so I can get this shit over with
>>560526197Sensei would not be able to hold back.
The age of consent depends entirely on which student I want to fuck at a given time.
Police brutality
>>560530462Yeah and who's still there at the top of your list? not me because I randomly dropped from rank 12 to 54
>>560530337That's not morality, those are cultural taboos
>>560530310why do you not have shupos
>>560530674That's what morality is... Morality isn't objective... I mean, depending on who you ask. Are you religious?
Kisaki makes me think that maybe not all Chinese people are bad.
>>560530736Where the FRICK are the jumbo C&C plushies?!
>>560528797https://exhentai.org/g/3748207/973d189298
>>560529198Kokona = sexKonoka = sxe
>>560530310>he skippedDickbricked and soulbricked.
>>560530310I don't do those
>>560530819Morality is a question of which conduct is wrong because of the harm it could doNobody really sees fart fetish as harmful it just makes them cringe
>>560530736The big ones look a bit derpy, probably because of the space between their eyes.
>>560531053I feel like the wrong 2 letters got switched of thats the reasoning used.
>>560530937She's a high-class Chinese prostitute, it doesn't get more refined than that
Can yoyou guys link nhentai instead of your secret club website
>>560531187facts don't care about your feelings
>>560530310Why? Just heal and buff Rabu + the mob, and use S.Mika on the big boss. Not the fastest way to clear, but it's there.
Im having issues with challenge 3 and looking at clear units doesnt seem to be helping one bit since I see a whole lot of people using kisaki + smika to bruteforce it but I am not dealing enough damage to match that. I recently realized that theres a CC gauge but the mechanics in the tips section doesnt say shit about it, just "buff the helmet gangsters".
>>560530937Kisaki is Japanese just like pretty much all of the other students. The country-themed students are cosplaying different nationalities like in Girls und Panzer. The only gaijin is Pina.
>>560529158it's not working. i need stronger simulation.
I see 3 sexy Kisaki images in this thread. Any more than this would be dangerous for my penis
I need sxe to give me a cheeky stealth handy in a restaurant
>>560530736Hell yeah, big NIGGA is here!
>>560531175Again, depends on who you ask. This >could here does a lot of work, women wearing hijabs is a moral rule on islamic countries, as well as a law
Whenever I see 'sxe' I think about switch-axe from Monster Hunter
my princesswife Mika
I like this face.
coom in Nozoom.
>>560531827Nozoom nursing handjob...
Kayoko's 18 year old legal adult hag mature full-grown developed ripe pussy vagina...
When does Rin say this? I remember in volume F a similar line but not that exactly. Did someone paste in someone else's "That's not true" to make this pic?
>>560531510i like to live dangerously
>>560532045I bet her pussy already started decaying
Akans has dried up ovaries
>>560532045
>>560532187>Akans
>>560532187>AkansWho?
does /bag/ like arcie?
>>560526216>>560526509Added a duplicates control to the counter and this is supposed to be the output
>>560532349from pokemon"akans" is "snaka" backwards
>>560532470>keistory
>>560532470>black students color badBased
We like Arcie here
We?
Wuz
>>560532470good jobbu
>>560532470>need sensei gay
>>560532046vol f chapter 3 ep 2 when sensei was blaming himself
>>560532742>
>>560532470>trinity nextGehenna bros.....
>>560532470>students need sensei gaywhat did they mean by this
>>560532572>you feel a black wind blow through you!>all skills dropped to Level 1!https://youtube.com/watch?v=Vtxp70tVHyM
>>560532975Booba too big
>>560532683Sexiest woman in Kivotos
>>560533013I'm thinking more of a family making sim with Kei.
sexiest man in kivotos
oh I humbly ask /bag/what's a nigga gotta do to get some gookako bread?
>>560532470>heavy figure nigger>gookako nigga>millennium hope whitedas wacist
https://x.com/zhuoliangkig/status/2033467557521641550
>>560532470>last BA girl eventi'm going to doom
>>560532470>iroha short
>>560532470>always hina events>summer kokona>rabu show love>colorblind himari>schizo foom
>enter 2022 /bag/>Iroha & Kayoko posting>enter 2026 /bag/>Iroha & Kayoko posting
Am I a good poster because I'm an AkobroOr am I an Akobro because I'm a good poster
Imagine playing BA and liking a hag. Pfft, nobody is THAT pathetic.
>>560533691Gehenna supremacy is eternal
hags are women your age, you retard
>>560533715neither, gookako posters only think about chinese crossplayers' dicks
My highschool romance...
>won TWELVE defenses in a row at rank 10what the hell is going on
>>560533972all me
>>560534017slut
>>560533839@arona post the female age x attraction chart
You have 20 minutes to pat before it's too late
>>560533764Before BA I liked lolis more, luckily I was enlightened and became a hagCHAD
4 wins and then lose the one for top 10. I HATE PVP.
>>560533931Where's the tail?
>>560534260Next pvp season will be worse
>>560534215Ew
>>560534295granpa where are you glasses?
>>560534302I heard it's all about tanks, so these are the units I should be using, correct?
>>560534412chibis are so sexy
>>560534328Your loss
tanoshii bananamari
>>560533873>Schale's Sensei, I'm Prefect Team
>>560534295bro?
piss off
>>560534710you expect me to listen to a banana?
>>560534817Piss off
Thoughts on Gehenna's Disciplinary Committee?
>>560534907yes ma'am
>>560534696Does Leon really say quips like that in RE9? Is it only in the English dub? Can't remember if he did back in RE4 at this point.
>>560535027>Can't remember if he did back in RE4 at this point"Your right hand comes off?" "You're small-time Saddler?" Also the English isn't the dub, the Japanese is. RE didn't even have a Japanese dub until 5.
>>560534710why are you being mean out of nowhere?
>>560533839I'm a hag(male), yesstudent are all hagfags
you have 6.7 minutes to pat until it's too late!
>>560535264Sex with Hinana
>>560535027RE4's dialogue was honestly insane for a lot of it>Where is the satisfying sound of one's impalement?
Why did they sideline Suou this hard?
>>560535708hmmm yes I understand everything now
don't forget to eat your gogurts
>>560534215Based....
Max one serving of gogurt a day per student
My wife Hasumi and our daughter Reisa
>>560535776She needs time to figure out why she was so insistent on jobbing to hoshino for no reason.Find out next time in vol1 ch4 where we get a highlander and nephthys focused continuation with nonomi and suou.
>>560535945Evil hags...
>>560536065What if Gehenna volume had Highlander in it, and bits of Abydos? The connections are there.
Kisaki owes me sex, love, marriage, and children.
Kisaki would be a terrible mother ngl
>>560535027No thanks, bro!
>>560534926hot erotic.. erotic hot..
wake up /bag/
>>560534926chinatsu > iori > ako > the mobs > hina
>>560536510WHAT
Kayosexo
>>560526728>ribsGUH
Sexy Momoi
Sex Party
>>560536510
>>560536807
>>560536778With Seia exclusively
>>560536778>secondary proportions on all 3 girls
>>560536510Nah I'd sleep
seia later losers!
>>560537138
Sex with fertile childs
>>560536778why are they oiled up
For an indie game I kinda wanna rip off BA's thing of gunfights with unkillable characters i.e. bullets and explosions hurt only a bit so everyone is strapped, and there are of course strongmen that can solo a battlefield like Hina and Hoshino can, do you think people would draw parallels to Blue Archive? Do you think it's okay
>>560537246I don't think you'd get called a ripoff probably, hell most games with guns have them not do as much damage as they really would
>>560537328Yeah but as an actual part of the lore
>>560537246Keep giving Arona protection money and you'll be fine
>>560525849she actually is presented that way, more so than hina, second only (ish) to Aris
>>560537246Not like stuff like airsoft doesnt exist. Having a setting where the threat of mortal harm is nigh non-existent (invulnerable players or everyone using peashooters) or is trivial (through some form of respawns) isnt some new and fresh idea.People will only call you on a BA inspiration if youre using halos
BA is actually a realistic setting, but everyone was taught to only use 9mm ammo, on purpose.
BA is fucking retarded.
>>560537246Yume died though
Hello guys
>>560537802Being unable to being killed doesnt mean you cant die.Murder, homicide, suicide, all would be prevented. But death by drowning, starvation, suffocation, dehydration, exposure, and organ failure would be on the table so long as it's not being caused by someone.
BA is realistic because if I went to an all-girl school setting I too would get raped every day
>>560531416>Asahina Fina
>>560531416Alice and Nell are definitely American
Akane Love!Hug your students
How often would Sensei need to jerk off canonically to keep himself from fucking his students?
>>560537246Just don't give them halo. At most people will think that BA is one of the inspirations.
>>560538009If you went to an all-girls school you'd get bullied, mocked incessantly and ridiculed. The only thing they'd be raping is your dignity and mental health.
coom in doomrope in hope
>>560538203the suit jerks him off
Is there an anti-coffee student? Which student is the most against drinking coffee?
>>560537246If you've read and watched a shitload of weebshit, you'll see that there isn't really that much originality in BA. It's like the best parts of many different series put together into a kamige.
>>560538330Ibuki?
>>560538330Kokona and Ibuki since it's too bitter. I can't remember if it actually happened in the game but I think it did.
>>560538330Kokona.Possibly Hasumi and Nagisa, but considering the shite Nagisa put up with to be polite to Sensei, maybe not.
>>560538330must be nagisa or someone from teanity, probably sumire since she is all about healthy living, most students are very caffeinated
>>560538538there's nothing unhealthy about coffee.
Yesod's coming
>>560538203It's not gonna stop me, it's just gonna make the sex bad.
>>560538330I imagine Tsubaki isn't too found of coffee since she thinks sleeping is a form of training
>>560538642Alternatively she might be immune to caffeine
>>560538538Coffee is only unhealthy if you chug down like 3-5 a day.
>>560536778SEX WITH NAGIseiaSEX WITH MIKA
>>560538583hare sensei...
>>560538590Im getting ready for people to get filtered by normal because they cant read.
And which students are the most pro-coffee?
>>560538861Let's see if globalcucks get the original fight where you die instantly or the changed version from steel continent where it's just a dot and stun
>>560538918
i will just use auto
>>560538974dataminers already said it'll be the nerfed version
>>560538454yes, Kokona tried to drink coffee but disliked it because of bitterness.
>>560538974Does it matter? You'll be resetting in both cases.
Is coffee good for you?
>>560539123at least you won't lose a ticket if you aren't paying attention and are too slow to restart
>>560539123It matters a lot for the people who didn't read the mechanics. One will completely fuck you over leading to losing out your borrow and the ticket. The other does not.
>>560538590>200M credits and ton of resources spent for YesodIt hurtsBut I'll get Torment no matter what
>>560539174Ray Peat says caffeine is like a vitamin and needed by the body to function
Junko? More like, belongs in jail-ko!
I'm raping gookseia if we don't get the proper versionI didn't read up about it and prepared for nothing
>>560539123it's a you can now just conformably reset vs a timed rush to restart before it nukes your ticket
guh
>>560539270Fuck you. We'll be getting the deca version of the raid with 95% dmg res instead of 99% dmg res at lower difficulties and with the cost nerf instead of insta kill.
>>560534696>fuck me, sensei>no way, fag
>>560538918NMGK
>>560534696>what? no message from chris?
Remember to use Ako for Yesod
>>560536778
my boss saw me playing blue archive when we were having lunch and my he made fun of me so i'm going to submit my resignation letter to hr later today
>>560539823>>560462219
>only purple dps students who resist red are chiaki, srenge, smika, eri, and nagusa>have no wakamo to cheese his resistsMika redraw is probably good enough to solo P1 mechanics but I have doubts that enough clubs have a built goose or eri for a comfy 2DPS borrow.
>>560536778slop and it's not even the good kind
>>560540041Are you trying to do lunatic or what? Just borrow Wakamo and win
>>560525943Yeah, somethin like Moka or Mochane. Morioka would be funny.
My Yesod plans?Same as with every other raid really.
>>560540307i mite try going for plat. properly just gonna stay casual af
>>560525943>Momo
Waka
They should add MomoTwitter to the game and each student has "tweets" that are just timegated. And the devs can randomly add tweets to old students every now and then
Hina Magicalina
>>560539174I bet Toki's vagina would be good for me...
Yesod is another Insane to plat and I'm happy with that>b-but if you have the magical girls you can do tormen-I won't
>>560540584Isn't that just the profile message when you select someone in momotalks?
Post the rarest gookako picture
Give me the comfy Yesod lunatic clear comps
>>560540670
>>560540597Never ever
>>560540658That changes?
>>560540178I said I want to do a comfy 2dps run, not lose hair over babysitting wakamo for taking 4 times as much damage as everyone else on the team.
>>560540653I have the magical girls. I have all the other meta students. I will be doing extreme or even hardcore. It's a skill issue.
>>560540653>Insane to platI'd even say it will be Extreme to plat
>>560540729It changes with alts
>>560540805Just do 2T first phase with two Mikas then. Hanako for one Chiaki for the other
Equip
>cant use maidoriNexon really hates the twins
To spice up the raids, wouldn't it be fun if raid bosses had alts? Like Binah (Swimsuit) or Set (Armed)?
>>560541135>>560540937They look molest able
Satsuki doesn't like pain - but how does she like tickling?
>>560541237There was a window where you could use them for almost a year. Shame it ended because they mishandled purple damage so badly.
>>560534187Is there... more of this?
>>560541282Why not Yesod and Geb in the same raid? People won't clear extreme
Is Yesod the most anti-fubuki raid?
>>560541282binah (mosaic)
>>560541338You wouldn't molest your daughters, unless..?
>>560541237for yesod? probably usable, but it's like Wakamo, you're gonna have to babysit her a lot. I feel your pain though, I try using the twins as much as I can too but I don't have the maids maxed (yet) and we're not getting a lot of yellow content in the upcoming weeks so I can't use their maxed ogs either currently
>>560541560A real Fubuki would do hardcore and sweep it for the entire week
Smol
>Binah (Armed)Watch out it's gonna blow!
>>560541560We are lazy, not stupid
best BA feets?
I wanna read the new JP event alreadyMore importantly I want to see what Rena's panties are like
How come they announced the official artbook #4 so quickly? Not that I'm complaining.Wasn't the last announcement for #3 not even a few months ago?
>>560541282Geburah (idol otaku)
>>560541943Who is that? evil floof girl?
>>560541895>изoбpaжeниeDon't you have some drones to fly?
>>560541991Looks like Hoshino.
>>560541991These are the people who complain about V1C3.
>>560541554I need Nagi-chan...
>>560541943It's the artists job to make sure I can know, at a glance, which character is portrayed in their art. This artist is not a good artist because this looks nothing like Hoshino.
>>560542083I can't tell from the hue and the close upI might be retarded, but I'm not a shitposter
>>560541894That's the point though. I'm way too lazy to think about stuff.
>>560542023It's ironic that the russian guy keeps posting Trinity girls, because all russians are going to hell
miyako monday
blyat
>>560542226You'd be surprised how many of the Trinity girls are headed there too.
Confess your most concerning thoughts /bag/ (including your real life concerns)
>>560542427it's not sunday, bro.
>>560542427I want to FUCK Mari.
>>560542186It was a CG in the game.
>>560540658hina has the best status message in all her alts, perfect reflection of her personality
>>560528797source so i can avoid stumbling into it Akofag?
>>560542427I think I'm gonna have to hire a live-in fat slag to have a kid with me and play pretend marriage, until it goes to college.
>>560542613Too busy to bother with social media bullshit? I agree.
>>560542427I don't need to because Mari already sucked all sins out of my dick and swallowed them into her purifying stomach
>>560542023wrong war buddy
>>560542184It's hard to tell because it's super zoomed in. On top of the lighting being very strong.
>>560542427I sinned with someone like alice irl
>>560542378pic unrelated
smeg
>>560542749Who would it feel to fuck that unforgivable thing?
>>560542427i found a wallet once and i kept the money, it's been haunting me ever since. it's been a year since that day...
>>560542806Elaborate
>>560542184They probably expected you to play the game and read the story.
>>560542427I want to corrupt Mari but in a vanilla way.
>>560542427I like hags now, probably more than lolis even
>>560542427Sometimes I'll have a concerning thought and I think "I should share this the next time I see one of those gay confess posts" but then I see a confess post and I forget what the thought what
Sensei!The Blue Archive Iochi Mari doujinshi fair "Limitless Compassion Upon the Gospel That Is You" has been officially decided!!Date: 2026.9.13 (Sun) Venue: Event Space Riddle Circle applications will open from April 1! More details will be shared later.
>>560542952I think it's fine to keep the money, it serves better as a lesson for the future for them not to lose their wallet again
>>560543186Why does Mari get to have a whole fair to herself? Mika is multiple times more popular.
>>560542427My elderly dog has recently started refusing food sometimes, and I’m afraid his time might be coming soon.
>>560543302Sex Haver 69
>>560543291amount of bond 100s != popularity.
>>560542427I am actually very smart, I only pretend to be retarded to fit in with the other gookakos
>>560543001Hmmmm no. I don't want to explain how she moaned of pleasure
>>560543291Mari is less popular than Mika but Marifags are more loyal and dedicated
>>560543382Mika had half of the BA comiket space just for herself
>>560542427I don't have the money to buy a motorcycle.
>>560543291There's already a Mika doujin fair, it's called Comiket
>>560542427I effectively only work like 3 hours a dayI get paid a lot for that
>>560541282We need actual female raid bossesand no, before you say it, Shiro Kuro doesn't count
>>560543697So what, Hina has more doujins and she's more popular among comiket circles
Where my big NIHAS at?
>>560543291Why is it always mikafags starting the popularity and numberposting crapWhy can't you just be happy other students also get shit
>>560543718All Deca bosses are girls. Kurokage was probably a student before getting turned into a monster like what almost happened to Midomo & Ayame.
Is Mari the most sexual design of the last 20 years?
>>560541991>evil floof girlDo you have any idea how many girls in this game fit that description
>>560543783I'd buy a big Nihaha, but what if reality was hacked and all my plushies were replaced with big nihaha?
Don't fuck your students. Being a pervert with your students is fine though.
>>560543961Instructions unclear Ibuki is now pregnant
>>560543850kurokage was an actual cat before being revived as a lion tho
>>560544006it's a really weak bait even
>>560543872Hina is a very good girl
>>560543439I still need your hypothetical mental exercise sensei
Curious how when it comes to popularity you see mika posters sensible. Nowadays Hina and Kei are the main heroines
>>560542427I wish I had a cutie GF to make babies with and have a real family of my own instead of enduring the course of time watching everyone I love die while not having the same experience I enjoyed growing up.
https://x.com/kotaro_otn/status/2033492230355431686/bag/ finds arona
>>560543846>mikafagIt's just a shitstirrer
>>560542427I'm thinking of not signing a long-term work contract after the trial period is over because I hate working.I also really wanna penetrate a girl balls-deep and cum inside raw while pressing down on her with my full body weight.
>aronaWe call her aryona around here
Arona deserves to have her vagina filled with glass shards
for me it's zoos
>>560544285No, they do it too often for it to just be a shitstirrer
>>560544569>>560544391stop
For me it isn't zoos
ᓀ‸ᓂ
>>560544830You're not really sorry, stop pretending.
More like Aronya
>>560528994Stop beating your meat and eventually you'll cum in your sleep
>>560544262aryona
>>560544830They should add some Plana summon animations that appear every now and then.Unless that's already a thing on some banners? I'm new
https://x.com/i/status/2033405367041003613
>>560545031There isn't a Plana animation.
>>560543718Wakamo?
More like Plaprona
Stop bullying her
>>560545069wthelly...
>>560545160maybe she should stop roleplaying as a 9 year old girl and come out of the fucking tablet
>>560545031Yeah. They should add Plana in the animations when the envelope turns purple
>>560544830*pat pat pat*
>>560545235i want to lick where the thigh meat turns into the ass meat
How many of you are getting drafted?
>>560545069Now this is something I could fap to
we need to keep Arona in check
>>560544830
>>560542632Don't tell me I didn't warn you. Especially don't look at page 72.https://nhentai.net/g/637451/
>nhentai
>>560545525There is a non zero possibility of that happening if escalation continues
>>560545069>irohaschizo baiting and switchinghttps://x.com/i/status/2033482200998723819
>gookako uses nhentai
>>560545651what the hell did i just see
>>560545525I'm unc age and have enough health problems to use like yu-gi-oh trap cards to hold that off for a solid while
>>56054552599% of us are too old to be drafted.
Didn't notice the gogurt in the ss
Schools in BA typically fall under three categories>Actually a school (trinity, Wildhunt)>A culture (shanhaijing, Hyakki)>Vocational school (highlander, Valkyrie)Gehenna feels like one of the weakest because it's ill defined. It doesn't quite feel like a school, they don't talk about tests, school work, or social clubs and shit. The school is pretty much the prefects "saving the day from the forces of evil" and "fuuka gets kidnapped again"They have no real cultureNo vocation training eitherThey don't even show up for class
Isn't Gehenna like jewish hell or something
>>560539174No, caffeine is the most widely consumed psychoactive substance in the world, even more so than alcohol. It is used to increase alertness and reduce the perception of physical fatigue. Something we wouldn’t need to take if we led a normal life that didn’t demand excessive productivity.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62wEk02YKs0
Doing extreme lewd things to Nagisa!
>>560546082Except you literally saw students in the classroom talking about student stuff like homework and tests.
>>560546082Read the fucking story. Like Chiaki's momotalks, Kirakira-bu group story, guide event
>>560545752>nooooo you have to use this website that requires a complicated signup process instead of one that makes the exact same content available without any registration
>>560545525Reinstating the draft would be political suicide that will turn into a murder scene.What happened to Caesar would be considered mild.
>>560545651page 28 as wellshit's real ho- I mean, crazy
>>560546208
pat the pitpit the pat
>>560546313sniff
>>560546235And Hina event
>>560544830what is the problem with nhentai?
>>560546267Does it ever cross your mind that the world does not revolve around your somali fraud shithole?
>>560546208Nagisa doing extreme lewd things to me...
>>560546082
>>560544117Little girls weren't meant to be this powerful.
>>560546475It's not a secret club website I spent 20 years lurking to learn how to access
>>560546505How dare anyone respond to a question.
>>560546597You have it in the goddamn OP
>>560545651ngl
>>560546313
>>560544830People are too mean to Arona. She is a good girl always trying her best for you.
We LOVE Plana and HATE Arona here
>>560545525I have enough health problems they'd throw me out of the recruitment office. Even if they upped the draft age by 10 years.I'm good.
>>560546082not even storyskippers are this lost, are you perhaps from another general or website?
>>560546873It's incredibly toxic to have a girl give you the gacha results.
>>560546597Yes it takes 20 years of lurking and a phd in networking to make an account on a forum and wait a week.You also have to sacrifice a lamb to Molloch and carve the panda on your scrotum. Crazy shit.
Shut up retard, I love both Arona and Plana.
>>560546082Outside of the main story Trinity never does that either
>>560546889real
>>560545525Buddy I unironically believe I'm a teacher and married to one of my students in a fictional world, they aren't drafting me. I need to be here for my students.
>>560546606Don't let me you catch you doing it again.
>>560547131volume 6
>>560542427I don't even like Blue Archive that much; I only play it because some friends play it too.Even so, I buy Pakeji and Battle Passes, and I think it's ridiculous to have to pay four times the price of a normal game just because the game has to rely on F2P players to feed the whales.>>560546528It's sad that Monochrome Days was cut. Even though it was popular, it wasn't selling nearly as much in terms of volume.
How many retards already forgot a daily mission for the event?
>>560547024
please tell me nexon sells these
>>560546597Because people here will deny it, but they act like boomers when it comes to using alternative sites and methods
According to BA reverse NTR lore."The white-haired girl will gomen the blue-haired girl"We know how we should address to Plana and Arona when picking your partner
>>560547330I need this.
>>560547207Main story. The thing is Gehenna doesn’t have any main story content. That’s what they need to fix.
What if they release an Arona alt?It could work as a Special character
>>560547278I always miss day 1 because Im not waking up at 3am on a workday
>>560547619Just accept that you messed up bro, you don't have to continue.>>560546475>>560547401I'm petty as fuck and I don't want to contribute to a website that profits from scraping exhentai.
I DON'T HAVE TRINITY MATSI DIDN'T BULK BUY THEM LAST MONTH FUCK
aruing it up
>>560547831There's always at least 9 hour window between event start and daily reset.
>>560527274It's alright. Ultimately you can simulate the experience again through masturbation but the kissing and cuddling, which is the best part, will be impossible to simulate.
>Daddy is recording now. Look at the camera and tell everyone your name.
>>560547923V6 is part of the main story
>>560527274I prefer JS sex
Where's the Ibukifag? I want to masturbate.
don't
>>560548589what have you done to my Ibuki?
>>560548135I dont got time for that in the morning, I have to get my ass to work.
i have been playing for two years and a half, i forgot to set up my birthday before it happened the first time and the second time i listened to all of them and it took me almost all day, do i skip the ones i already heard and only listen to the new ones or just listen to all of them all over again?
>>560548716>I have to get my ass to work.Grim.
>>560548750I only listen to the ones from my student wife
>>560548750I only listen to new ones, because the UI controls are so fucking bad. Can only set 10 at a time and then you have to click right arrow, switch memorial lobby off, go to a menu, and then go back. 200+ times in a row. How I miss my emulator.
arona set the sodastream to 80% coke 20% vodkaplana play drake laugh now cry later
/bag/ is teens pilled
You could ○○○○ Arona and Plana inside your tablet and no one would ever know.
>>560549117your conscience would know
>>560549117It would be our little secret
Why is Iroha's skirt so short?
>>560548971Iori wouldn't wear a shirt like that.
Jumby my beloved...
>>560549370easy access
Nobody told you to stop posting
>>560548321My bad, I misread the reply chain. Yoshimi has a momo about studying and trinity festival events are literally school stuffs.
>>560548750I listen to new ones and my top 10 bond.
>>560549549They do have those but the gehenna dress event also had them in classrooms like right after class. I still think it’s just lack of Gehenna content compared to the rest. They do have culture too like they all love Ibuki and doing whatever they want.
>>560542427This might sound pathetic but Blue Archive is my first and my only gacha and it actually saved my life three years ago.I was REALLY close to killing myself before playing it. I was prepared. A pistol and a bullet. Even thought of scenarios of what would my family react when i'm finally gone. It was really close.I then decided to play it out of boredom and it gave me hope. Enough hope to keep going in life and realize how stupid i was for wanting to end it all.I'm a far better and happier man now. I've been eating properly, lifting routinely, communicating well with my family and friends and i even managed to be happy with my job.Oddly enough it also made me genuinely hate real life women because as bad as girls can be in this game, not a single one of them did whatever they did out of pure malice save for Beatrice. They are all kind souls deep down. Can't say the same to RL women.
I keep seeing more and more BA arrange albums on my doujin music blogs...
Arona's a fatty.
nobody told you to bing
You have 10 minutes to pat and finish your dailies
Don't forget to turn the knob /bag/
>>560549908I didn't choose the bing life. The bing life found a way.
it's my bday
Stop posting
>>560549861
>>560550026I'mma bop it!
>>560550129hbd
[-]
Bing always finds a way
>>560550141Or what?
>>560549861sure sucks 2 be u.
>>560541282Give raids that randomize attack & armor type, and randomize again if you had to use multiple teams or retreat
>>560548589What's the correlation?
>>560550129Happy birthday sensei
>>560549861Glad to hear
bag, which VPN would Veritas recommend?
>>560550571Don't use MomoVPN>trusting (((GSC)))
>>560548567He is talking about irl, I hope you don't.
Neruset
resetalice!
resetarona
treeset
gogurtset
resetkaede
>>560550693OOOOOHHHH YOU GONNA GET IT
>>560525770Kei has a personality.Kei has obvious flaws.Kei was never shoved in other stories that absolutely has zero correlation to her whatsoever.Kei was never shoved in schools that she has no business in.Kei has a meaningful relationship with her peers too.Kei never had a chibi model update.Kei didn't have an entire school dedicated as a plot device for her.Kei never had an anniversary event made exclusively for her.Pretty sure Kei didn't master a piano while singlehandedly tardwrangling an entire school either.
>>560550693DIE
/bag/, how do you feel when your students look at you like this?
>>560550694>>560550695>>560550696>>560550697>>560550701
forgotset
>>560549117Your Miku?
>>560549861Best wishes for you, bro
>>560550784Picrel pops into my mind when i see Konoka's face.
>>560549861Always dont kill yourself.
>>560550789where were you yesterday?
>>560546208Whose idea is it to have the most frigid, paranoid and unapproachable girl to wear the sluttiest swimsuit in the event?
>two students who look basically the same as two other students from a different schoolEven BA has to recycle characters now. Bit grim isn't it?
>>560550287i'm busting
How heavy is the big Yuuka plushie?
>>560550784I feel like I should call Ako and apologize...
>>560551124*smack*
>>560550957same but with dress aru
>>560549861>
>>560551207i will never have this
need miyako (real) plaps
>>560549376Yeah because she doesn't need it, her actions speak for themselves
>>560551168not that heavy, delivery guy just had to wheel it out of the back of his pickup truck
>>560551276i will never have this
https://x.com/kirisame_Yostar/status/2033483812160868696?s=20large breasted Iroha confirmed
>>560549861based, keep going bro
>>560551276Same
>:3
FUCK
>>560551473heehee
>>560551070https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA-rikbd7RoMika and Seia
>>560550236Or else.
Mari is pure
>>560551438JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION
>>560551610pure SEX
>>560551619GET IN THE CAR
>>560551473
A Hotline Miami map set to SAKURA PUNCH would go so fucking hard
imejis
What about this though?
FUCK Kayoko
we couldn't spend all the imajis/bag/ hath fallen
Use the imeji
my gurt on kisaki
DO NOT GIVE UP, THERE IS STILL SOME HOPE
that's it gromit suck me off
ok
Baking Seia bread
>>560552176>>560552176>>560552176>>560552176
>>560549861Based, 2D girls will always be there for youWelcome home, anon, let your studentwife fill you with happiness for the rest of your lifeGodspeed
>>560543439What about now
>>560551276>>560551432would
