Dead on Arrival Edition>Previous>>560489607>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSJan 22 Redacted Regiment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtvwvsJRSKkFeb 03 Siege Breakers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9E9-iGwK_4Feb 04 A Bastion of Freedom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ZhrAP7k6YFeb 10 Machinery of Oppression https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj5JS68ny14Mar 17 Entrenched Division https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3zP5GWoQi0>LATEST PATCHESFeb 03 1.006.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/506226349467240138Feb 10 1.006.003 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541129880857741482
rape joelrape pooditrape pileofshitrape alexusrape shams
War strider eye hitbox will still be buggedVox will still spawn in packsVox head lethality will still be buggedReinforce hellpod steering will still be fuckedStratagem will still arbitrarily bounceVox and enemies in general will still be able to scale skyscrapersShartigun will still be shitBFGL will still be shitPineapple will still be shitFire damage will still be shitMost primaries will still be shitPerformance will still be shitAudio bug will still be presentReinforced strider will still be buggedHulks will still look to the left Rockets durable damage will still be unfuckedSC cheats will remain untouchedSway and drag on secondaries will still be shitDrag for SMG will still make them shitIlluminates will still be shitThe only good thing from next warbond is the grenade and the gas mortarAbandon all hope.
>2 and half hours to kill 6 million agitators>had the numbers been correct from the start we would have won alreadythanks
500 vox engines
Needs to be buffed listEpochSterilizerMinigunBFGLArc throwerFlamethrowerLasercannonLibpenBlitzerLaser sentryHE grenadeHE ImpactPineapple
lobby doko
skill issue lower the difficulty
>>560527808>>560527842>>560527880>>560527903First, Second, Third and Fourth Post? Best Posts.
>>560527932agree wholeheartedly
>get both planets>Get 1 out of 2 kill orders>MO still considered a failureWho knew having to kill more of a unit that gets spammed less than the radicals would end up in a failure?
>>560528194I'm just now realizing I have gone some full games without seeing one agitator.
>>560527932How would you buff the sterilizer, /hdg/?Libpen is alright as it is btw.
>>560528194not swiggers because they don't play the game so they don't even actually *know* what the spawn rates entail in practice
>>560527709sasuga joel
>>560528281>Libpen is alright as it is btw.It's rendered completly obsolete by the Coyote
>>560528310We need to call up Israel and ask them how to fake six million deaths
>>560528379>Better recoil pattern>60 round drum mag>Better ergo even with a larger magazineCoyote is overhyped garbage just like Thermite.
>>560528281literally does less damage than lib original recipe on targets with durable spots because fuck you idiot
>>560528281Let it close bug holes.
>>560527932>epochdon't care>sterilizerscrap the gas idea, turn it into acid throweralternatively bring the status effect application to the pre-fix amounts; it clearly wasn't broken then>minigunanother 1k rpm>bfgl150 ballistic damage, buff radius to xbow levelmaybe additional 50 dmg to explosion>arcsame as sterilizer, just give it 10 status effect application so it stops anything lesser than a superheavy in its tracks>flamethrowerslow effect, maybe stagger on first time burn is applied>laser cannonit's fine>libpenit's fine??>blitzerbuff status effect application slightly, otherwise it's mostly fine if not extremely braindead>he grenadeneeds frag treatment of getting 4 via resupply and 6 total>impactditto>pineapplejust remove it from the game it's a failed experiment
>>560526918Instead of flexing better tell us what kind of model / size / panel it is and would you recommend it or looks for something else?>>560528310Kek
>>560528379Coyote has worse ROF and it's additional damage usually doesn't help with breakpoints.
Notice how any new annoying enemy that AH adds gets spammed into oblivion?>Fleshmobs>Leviathans>Dragonroaches>War striders>Vox engines>Radicals
MO bros...Our izzat...
expectations for tomorrow>things get nerfed>nothing gets buffed>warbond is shit>trench shotgun in the files is either in the shop and shit or not in the game at all (scrapped)
>>560528613They just really, really want players to try out all this new content!
>>560528663>We get a new warbondThat's it. That's all we're getting. Surely you don't expect anything anon
>>560528194A good GM could work in partial victories in situations like this. We don't have a good GM.
>>560528663>We fixed a bug that did make Vox Engines spawn in incorrect numbers>They will now spawn about twice as much as before
>>560528742predownload is up and its 9 gigs
>>560528840>2 guns get an extra mag>The rest is unfinished leak content
>>560528806so these "people" choose these ludicrously punchable faces to display themselves as on purpose, right
>>560527932epoch, laser cannon, libpen, HE nade, and impacts are fine
>>560528281>EpochBigger AOE. More damage.>SterilizerLonger range. Pierces enemies. Affects enemies that are naturally immune to gas.>MinigunGive it AP4, more ammo and move while shooting.>BFGLGive it GL explosion radius and 1.5 the damage of GL.>Arc throwerMake it ignore corpses. More damage. More stun.>FlamethrowerLonger range. Pierces enemies. More damage than primary flamethrower.>LasercannonMore damage. More heat capacity. No reason for it to have the exact same DPS as scythe.>LibpenIt's ok.>BlitzerMore damage goddamnit.>Laser sentryLower cooldown or more damage + heat capacity.>HE GrenadeGive it 6 by default.>HE ImpactSame as above.>PineappleI honestly don't know how to unfuck it.
Fire buff that makes every fire weapon better but fucks over the heavy flamer tomorrow
>>560528379they actually work out to do about the same dmg
What backhanded changes can we expect from the spiteful swedes tomorrow?
>>560529072Vivec's daughter needs to stop flashing her pussy at me
>>560529256They won't directly nerf the trident. Instead, they'll quietly nerf all energy weapons and hope no one notices.
>>560529256Fire is so utter fucking dogshit i genuinely do not know how they will be able to make it worse.
Fire is going to have to be reworked and buffed tomorrow or the biggest sell of the bond falls on its ass.
>>560529256maxigun gets more ammo but light pen
>>560527709I would probably use it, but I bet it has that fucking retarded 0.5 second ignition before you can fire it.
>>560529256>overbuff fire>OOPS didn't mean to do that>gut it completely
>>560529256Grenades from the grenade launcher now have a chance of bouncing back and blowing up in your face.
>>560529256crossbow removed from the game, +40sc compensation
No buffs will happen.Fire will remain untouched.The upcoming warbond will be painfully mid at best.Only larpers will love it because 'muh great war'.I'm already patiently waiting for the next warbond to get announced.
>>560529545I'm okay with this
sharing this once and only once https://litter.catbox.moe/inlj307jhobp3uu0.mp3
>>560527932>LibPen>one of the more popular primaries>needs to be buffed???At least replace it with the fucking LibConc
>>560529256>reduced vox spawns>heatsinks weakpoints removed>health of each vox doubled>durable health of mech and car increased for compenste for durable damage buffs for enemies>increased cooldown for all vehicles>talon heatsink capacity reduced by 75%>+1 heatsink>enemies now actively target C4>c4 in your backpack can now get detonated by enemy hits
>>560529691I recognize Suno when I hear it, AIfaggot i make trash on suno too it's kinda fun
>>560529762>>reduced vox spawns>sneaking in a buff to the players amidst the nerfsyou aren't a real swigger
>>560529691good cuz it sux
>>560527880Now even if that was an attainable kill rate we'd still be reliant on the blob seeking out the only other cyborg planet on their own, which was never going to happen
They WILL buff fire damage, my lovely Coyote will be saved soon
What support weapon to use with this shit?
>>560529256Gas and fire nerf. They've nerfed stun to make EMS mortar useless before and they will do it again, but to the gas mortar.
>>560529843They will buff fire particles with ballistic damage instead
Fire is shit but they'll still nerf it
>>560529859you already need to go back to the drawing board
>>560529859What are you fighting?
>>560529968His inner demons
>>560529859Grenade Launcher what else nigga? Or you can ditch the supply pack and bring the Autocannon
>>560529691oh shit, I like it, damn those bots!
>>560529530Just enough time to get the cattle to buy the warbond
>>560529256Grenade launcher AP3 nerf and gut all explosion damage in general like fireCold planet modifiers will not reduce overheat buildup on laser weapons due to a """"bug""""All laser weapons overhets 1.5x times fasterLeveller projectile becomes as useless as 500kg bombVox tracks and latches get double the health, get anti tank armorSaaarcophagus now homes at players more aggressively and with higher precisionGatling barrage and precision strike - increased cooldowns, lower AP tier, higher chance to shoot at extremely weird angles thus TK'ing friends
>>560529865Most likely change right here
>>560528426500Kek bomb
Owari da... not even chinkhackers can help us from joel's izzat farm
Tomorrow's kino:>Supply diaper removed. Welcome, ammo pack.>Thermite loses the explosion. Now does ~1800 damage over 15 seconds. >Ultimatum reworked into a pure anti chaff weapon. No more AT.>Subtle Eruptor and crossbow nerfs (magazine count slashed in half, damage reduced in general).
>fuck up making the MO and swap the numbers for agitators and radicals>make quick strategic opportunity to fix it by finishing the other objective>undershoot the number so its still a failYou literally can’t convince me that they don’t directly hate the playerbase and enjoy being antagonistic GMs.
>>560529967:^|>>560529968squiggers>>560530037But 1-2 is already a GL
>>560530187I can genuinely see them pull this shit
>>560525431holy fuck my sides
ERM BOTSISSIES WHAT ARE WE DOING THERE ????
>>560530187all based changes unironically
Wasn't there already a helldivers music video or was that a drunken hallucination on my part?
I hope the warbond patch comes with a load of giga nerfs so we can have more reviewbomb kino to make snoy step in and force AH to make another buff patch
>>560528613>radicalsIn fairness, they are chaff and did spawn at apropriate numbers and only in a subfactions so they aren't even forced on you.
>>560530187>Ultimatum armour penetration nerfed to prevent it from killing heavies>Explosion radius increased>Explosion radius is maliciously bugged
JOEL, I'M COMING TO KILL YOU, IN STOCKHOLM, AT YOUR HOUSE
>>560530187Arrowhead couldn't pull off this high a quality of balance.
>>560530550It's easier if you went straight up to AH headquarter and also kill Alexus while you're there.
>>560530309Creatures of the deep are fascinating
narrowhead just needs to accept that they did not make a grunt fantasy, they made a supersoldier fantasy, lean into it, and try again on the next one
Guess my favorite supply weapon
>>560530187TOTAL SHITTER DEATH
Modded bots + sc passive farmsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242949107482/76561197999485174
I was browsing through the Helldiver 2 image files and found this stuffWas it ever used in game? Or it's some alpha footage?
How to properly use the leveler and not my kill myself in spectacular fashion?
>>560530187Kill yourself nerf tranny
>>560530767Is it not one of the slides shown on the TV in your ship?
>>560530710Goddamnit im at work
>>560530767Those appear in the rebel propaganda camps
>>560530767illegal broadcast screens on bugs display that i'm fairly sure
>>560530767I think this is propaganda tower side objective footage
>>560530779Shield GrenadeWarp pack JetpackWalk away 50m away from target
>>560530767>>560530790can't say that I remember them being up on the TV
>>560528663>fire gets buffed but actually nerfed>Spear gets a cooldown buff, doesn't solve any of its problems>Liberator gets +10 damage yet again>BFFT is just the flamethrower with 50% extra ammo and slightly more range, but downgraded to AP3>the SMG is just kinda meh, nothing great>the Luger is a light pen Senator with terrible velocity (also the stripper clips behave like regular magazines) >Giga Grenade is pretty much the old dynamite but without the timer>free entrenchment tool stops showing up in missions entirely>trench gun is a faster firing punisher with less stagger and no attachments >hidden Bastion/vehicle nerf (all enemy attacks get x10 durable damage)
>>560530779Be brown and install this mod and commit suicide out of shame afterward
>>560530767illegal broadcast on termin planets afaikhttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Terminate_Illegal_Broadcast
>>560530187Just admit you're one of the doxxers dude
>>560530701Saar, do not redeem supply weapon.
Jesus fucking Christ how are people fumbling these MOs. The Illuminate sample one was the most retarded loss yet.
>>560530827>>560530829>>560530878>>560530946ah that makes sense theni never looked at the displays
>>560530701don't know but your fav secondary is redeemer:v)
>>560530779Dive forward and launch slightly above enemyOr aim straight up and run away so it explodes where you shot it from
>>560530448I will take literally anything that will make swiggers work on the game including this
>>560531018kill yourself joel you cumdrunk pozzed faglord
>>560530779Aim higher than you think you should. It really is that simple.
The Raped
also this image is still in game, lol
>>560526918>probably only gets low-mid double digit frames on 4k when nothing is happening on d6lmaooohope you enjoyed that little bit of izzat farming
>>5605307102/4
>>560530634he can't do that because no one would be there
>>560531027>>560530767
turdminids lolfartomatons lolillpoominates lol
>+ Izzat for Joel.He nothing personal kiddivers
>run under the vox engine with my portable hellbomb >it tries in vain to kill me>blow myself the fuck up and take the vox and about 30+ bots with me>get a "o7" in the chat from my teammate
What would a mocumentary sitcom be like on one of SE's worst rated Super Destroyers
>>560531208We were robbed.
>>560531268yeah, I understand now, thanks anon
>people are jumping on Mintoria in a vain hope they can still pull off the objectiveWe weren't on track to complete it when everyone was on Charbal, we're definitely not doing it now. Just sad to see.
>>5605307103/4
>>560530779look up that chink guide to guesstimate the range based on arm position
>>560531350true...
>>5605307104/4
>>560531236Oh shit i forgor...
>>560531208>armour leveling>armour rarities>per-item SC costsThis game was gonna be absolute microtransaction hell.At least everything was gonna be in Helldivers colors.
>>560530779https://gall.dcinside.com/mgallery/board/view/?id=helldiversseries&no=660068
Izzat Status :>Old : 1 Joel Izzat, 2 Helldivers Izzat>Captured Charbal : -1 Joel Izzat, +1 Helldivers Izzat>Lost MO : +1 Joel Izzat>New : 1 Joel Izzat, 3 Helldivers IzzatWorry not Helldivers, our Izzat is still secured.
>>560528613Im fine with radicals. But I was thinking how only way AH can maintain the game is just by making new enemy and spamming it. For squids. New content was meatballs everywhere. For bots. It was warstriders everywhere. Now vox. They are so bankrupt that only content they can think is just here is new thing to shoot>>560528663Probably some blanket nerfs.
IZZATFARMEDBOMB SWEDEN100 MILLION MORE MIGRANTS TO SWEDEN NOW!
>>560528840>9gb patch>900mb of content addedThis is the truth, you know if to be true
>>560531369It's time for super earth high command to say they made an accounting error and we actually killed the required amount of agitators
heh
>>560530210They do hate playerbase. What I dont understand why are they still once in charge. Cut the deal with sony to offload game to someone else. Majority of work is done by 3rd party studios allready. Is sony seriously forcing AH to operate hd2.
>>560531369Maybe we should take the mines back. We need more platinum.
How about a giant, stationary enemy with several weak points in its impenetrable armor, with some weak points hidden behind different levels of armor? You can only kill it by destroying all weak points and delivering a hellbomb. My ideas are usually terrible so maybe AH can hire me.
>>560532008based holofairy denier
>>560531937They are swiggers. They rather kill themselves then admit they did mistake or were wrong.
>>560531369the amount of divers on archid 3 has shot up almost as quickly
>>560532140that's why you do it through an in-game dispatch from super earth command and not in discord from a swigger
>>560530767Its funny becouse image is kind of right. But AH is being so lazy that they can't convey this information/plot point propelly.
>>560532008at most we can do maybe 271.000
>>560531761Not for long.
>>560532212That's still admiting that they fucked up. Not that we fucked up
We have been losing MO after MO this year. Did people wake up and stop caring or are we getting railroaded hard right now. Funnily most of loses are tied to objective rather then loosing planet or failing to take planet. We can take planets more effectively then ever before. That's galaxy why map hasn't gone l the hell
>>560532329>>560532329KILL YOURSELF POODIT
>>560532329AIEEEEE
>>560531101I'm not Joel you retarded subhuman pajeet faggot.
>>560530767Ah yes I'm sure the peaceful bugs won't devour the galaxy if left to their own devices it's the heckin super earth that's making them infest planets!
>Hmm, how should I farm Izzat next?>I know let's do an other squid MO, let say a quarter billion watchers in 4 days just to make it look fair>Yes that will workWhy is he like this?
>>560532835He'd do it with the same update that gives squids new enemies including one that replaces watchers in the spawn pool
>>560527932Epoch needs 3 things.>larger magazine size. 3 shot magazine is just cock and ball torture for your ammo efficiency when so many use cases involve shooting twice.>explosion damage radius should match its visual animation>shot dispersion should be tightened. You need to snipe weak spots with this thing, and there's too many variables at play with a slow projectile when it has lots of deviation too
>>560532876>watchers can now be replaced with shielded watchers from HD1>squid MOnkey planets have them as surge seed mapgens a la war strider>killing shielded watchers doesn't count for the MO
How long until the cyborgs start learning how to use stratagems?
Would you rather fight 11 bile titans or 4 vox engines?
>>560533338>Would you rather fight 11 emus or 4 elephants
>>5605333386 vox engines.
>>56053333820 bile titans is preferable to two vox on either side of you
>>560533461Elephants haven't won a war yet, thoughbeit
>>56053333815 bile engines
i think they need to add another enemy like that dragon bug that just fucking molests you the entire time you play and can kill the dropship as it extracts invalidating the mission
>>560533338Bile titans are boring as fuck to fight againstVox is fun. Also elephant sound
>>560533569Writing this down now.Be prepared to face multiple sky fortresses on all applicable automaton planets, they'll be like dragonroaches, but shoot homing rockets instead.
>>560533713So... leviathans but red
>>560533338Bile titans are laughable easy to wrangle and avoid. Vox will snipe you across the map.
What if they bots captured bile titans...and altered them...like some mechabile titan...??
>>560533772Yes, but instead of the one-hit plasma cannons leviathans once had, we will give them indestructible missiles that slowly follow you and instagib you when they hit.
>>560529859>supply packUltimatum…
if only the fucking bug divers actually get off their asses we might actually win this MO
>>560534075>indestructible missilesFuck i never realized how kino it would've been if we could shoot em downNow i wish they had s mines like peace walker did
>>560530779You just have to keep using it and memorize the frames until it’s second nature.
Vox Engines should've had a long trunk that they shoot their rockets out of like this.
>finally reduced the required amount of kills needed to complete the MO accepting you were wrong and asking for too much - izzat >Hellchuds still can't complete the objective even when it's was reduced significantly to a pitiful amountequals no lose of Izzat as things should be
>>560534201>botsissies need another bugchaser bailoutis there a more whiny and bitchless front than bots?
>>560534201Nigga just let it go. The blame lies solely on AH for fucking up, not bugchasers or "super earth high command" or whatever the fuck reddit comes up with to cope
>>560534201>suddenly all bugchads rise up and move to do the bot MO>MO suddenly stops tracking agitator kills and gets reset 2 days before completion due to alleged "hacking" by "hackers"what do xister?
>>560534320PROOT :D
>>560534374>whatever the fuck reddit comes up with to copeBy and large they seem to be blaming AH for this one, too. I think they're about to piss off a lot of people if they just count this one as a straight up loss.
>>560534201>Bogdanoff (joel) the bugdivers are diving on botworlds>Deploy all the Vox engines >Sir the bugdivers are back to bugdiving+ Izzat
>>560534320Prooooot
At least we'll get 2 lava planets for free right?
>>560534574>Deploy all the Vox enginesHe did that the moment players took the megafactory on Charbal
>>560534581why did you give it eyelashes
>>560534775ruins the pic and makes it less funny, would be better with angery eyebrows instead
>>560532509Alright, hear me out. We are failing this MO cause we couldn't kill enough agitators. Now I want you to consider something, agitators spawn less than radicals, yet the MO had a higher number required for agitators. Isn't that strange.If you were to switch them around, the percentage progression on both of them would have been much more even. Almost as if...someone at Arrowhead confused the two enemy types when making the MO.We are failing the MO because Arrowhead doesn't even know the names of the enemies properly. I'm sure the community will be very excited by this.
>>560528613i don't mind the radicalsthey actually have made me enjoy the game sometimes
>>560534662i just did an erad on the new borg planet and there were so many fuckin voxes on screen my game crashedi haven't had a crash like that in 300 hours of gameplay, like not since way back when the infinite stratagem bug was a thingwhat the fuck are them swedes doin
>>560534775Makes it look cuter/less robotic i guess.
>>560532805They would be left to their own devices, if only they weren't filled with precious e-710...
>>560534870
>>560534986fleshmobs were fine aside from clipping into terrain and shitwarstriders are actually baby shit and easier than tanksand radicals are dopethe rest of that is totally true tho
>>560535124lmao saved
>>560535124I stand corrected.
>>560534991>the enemy can spawn a bajillion Vox engines and war striders>you're not allowed to take 2 heavily nerfed mechs with you tho
>>560533338BTs would kill each other pretty quickly
>>560535334Um well you see, it would really REALLY fuck up performance if you could spawn more than two mechs on a 10-minutes cooldown that gets automatically targeted and destroyed by anything on the map!
>>5605333384 vox engines
>>560532941Granted, but>magazine size is increased to 4, but damage is slightly reduced so everything that needed 2 shots to kill now needs 3>the explosion radius now matches the visual, done by making the visual smaller (the shockwave radius is actually much bigger now and deals exactly enough damage to oneshot a diver) >shot spread is reduced, but now the Epoch shakes like a motherfucker when charging and its projectile velocity+arc is now slightly randomized
>>560530767>>560530907Are these proto bug designs like what the automaton illegal broadcast has? It looks like a brood commander with bile titan armor.
>>560535124Add a small diver stranded under it and cowering
we won?
>>560532941it needs rapid fire and to just be heavier purifier
>>560535932Still need to murder more cyborgs.But I'm not doing this shit anymore, Voxdivers 2 can go fuck itself.
What time does the patch usually drop?
>>560535932Short 5.5m Agitators, diver boy. Better luck next time!
>>560530907who said somethin bout oil? bitch, you cookin?
>didn't do a single bot dive this last weekAll me!
>>560535932Nope, Arrowhead fucked up. The MO was supposed to be capture the two planets and kill 70 million agitators and 113 million radicals. But they confused the enemy types and refused to admit it. The strategic opportunity was there to fix their fuckup.
izzat levels increasing... i like to think i'm good at my job
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>560537042>without sounding mad?I'm not worried about that. I am mad. Or as mad as my emotional allowance over a video game will let me be.
>>560537042Not my problem, I'm diving squids.
>>560537042
remember the best strategy for two close flag objectives is to refuse to help at the one that's active and go and start the other to double the drops
>>560537042Haha this one was a real nail biter bros but I guess we we're just outmatched by Joel's dastardly cyborgs! We'll definitely get them next time!
>>560534574>all the vox enginesYeah well fuck you too Joel. Hope you're happy with your fucking izzat level increase
>>560537042Have 100% completion on everything so the medals are pointless, and being an abusive gm is all joel has in his life apparently.
>>560537042But i'm not mad.I think it's funny, MOwagies are seething and i'm laughing.
>>560537437host it>kto ya?!?!
There's no way they actually make us lose this one due to an accounting error right?Especially with all eyes on borg bullshittery ah who am i kidding last year we lost an MO because they straight up deleted the MO planet's biome from the game and it would crash your game if you tried to dive on it
>>560537437Wrong game, Ellen
Boydiver status, chuddies?
Modded bots + passive scsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242949107482/765611979994851743/4
>>560537290>he ever changed it to positiveThis is why we're back to getting fucked in the ass btw. People are too weak, they did the same shit with War Thunder. A couple "good" patches and people forget. And then the glazers will tell you how you're entitled and cannot just put a bad review if you feel like it.You can literally put a negative review for any reason you see fit. There is no rules about it, fuck them.
>>560537668Total slutwould commit unspeakable acts to
I want this dance in HL
>>560537668Over. Now is the time of the Mandiver.
>>560537668Put a wig on it and i'm game
I have gay porn fatigueI have ai slop fatigueI have mo diver fatigue
>>560537668i want to like orbital precision strike but it bounces off things so often. idk where to throw it for tower turrets. does it work like the rocket pods and target things nearby? i can't fucking tell
>>560537682FULL
>>560537976as long as they've shaved i can make it worki hate beard fagsbunch of insecure chinlet faggotsusually balding too
I have swigger fatigue. Where's the fucking modded servers?
>>560538136carry the boats brojoin a sketchy russian modding discord server like a man and make one yourself
New squids tomorrow
>>560538243Ok this is lowkey hilarious
>>560538243>he doesn't understand they're fucking laughing at him
>>560538064tags: after_anal, broken_rape_victim, cum_in_ass, defeat, empty_eyes, faggot
>>560537290Done that already.>>560537870Yeah, yeah, call me an eternal optimist.
>>560538243haha nothing ever happens!
>>560538352tags: 1brown, standing, blue_board, vacation_imminent
What are they going to break tomorrow?
>>560538073No it's just a big arty shell aimed straight at the beacon
>>560529691broken link
>>560538243>even Arrowhead is telling retards that cultists are a never ever
>>560538347>>560538620
>>560538473>nerftroon immediately calling anon brownAttack the argument, not the man.
>fleshmobs still phase through buildings and walls 10 months after releasei hate these developers
>>560538243Bold of swiggers to shit on people wanting some actual improvements and content for the squids. They truly hate you
1 minute to chudnight
>>560538745bot post
>>560538243>community is currently in a bad state>just after a failed squid MO that pointed out how fucked they still are>and another MO going on right now that was fully borked by AH incompetence>decide to do a series to hype up a squid update and end it by just making fun of the community for wanting itWhat do you call this marketing strategy?
>>560538816>What do you call this marketing strategy?The absolute state of Sweden
>>560538805>>560538803I am sorry. It was my bad. I unleashed the jeet within.
>>560538816Swedish pride
Is there some time the updates usually release?
>>560538994Twenty-ish hours from now.
>suffering shitty Megafactories only for the swedes to go "lol, you lost anyway"
Chuds lost yet again
>>560538243>joking about the fact that your unfinished live service game has no contentBOLD strategy
>>560538976AC has been dethroned by the GL however
curry fuckniggers
>you won/, destroyed 2 megafactories, but ackhually you LOSTHow is this style of GM'ing called?
>>560539081So like are AH just not aware dataminers exist? Like do they think they can just do this without it being noticed? I remember that screenshot of Alexus being confused players even know about durability but like I feel like any modern game dev would know how this works but they don't even have version control.
Bugdivers must be laughing at us, botbros
seems like you can reliably replace war striders and all tank variants without crashing
>>560539250ALEXUS did this
>>560539247>killed 83 million out of 88 million>their forces are just too strong still
>>560539247>>560539293>The Cyborg demilitarization target was not reached. The Cyborg force remains strong; they lead their Automaton war slaves to spread their empire and subjugate more territory.NIGGA WE'VE BLASTED 6 OF THEIR FUCKING FACTORIES NOWHOW ARE THEY MORE ABUNDANT THAN THE FUCKING JEET BRIGADE
>>560539336with vox engines I mean
Sony just give the game to somebody else already
>>5605376823/4 again
>>560539250They don't even know people can simply figure it out by playing. They're think we're just as retarded as they are.
>the year is 2028>Helldivers 2 will have its final update soon>Arrowhead is teasing something about Illuminate and cults again>the discord, reddit, and /vg/ are aflame with hype and "Illuminate tomorrow">the day before the update, the tease reveals to actually be about the in-universe cult classic movie, "Illuminate Stole My Democracy">"Hä! Yöu ver right, Sven! It IS evän funnier ze sixth time!">game shuts down with Illuminate still only having like 6 units
>>560539247Yeah go fuck yourself Joel.
>>560539489>name a devteam that will do better
>>560539445>You failed to kill 6,000,000 agitators so now the enemy is stronger than everAight Joel, you do you
>>560539516>Illuminate win the GW because no one cares to fight them anymore
>>560539601Whatever team Kojima left behind.
>>560539250Dataminers exist, but most of the retards playing this game don't look at patch notes and even less are paying attention to the wiki changes. Which is why you still have indian retards in this place pretending you only get buffed when half of the content in a patch is undocumented nerfs.
>>560539602>>560539602>You failed to kill 6,000,000 agitators so now the enemy is stronger than ever
>lose MO because it was literally impossible to achieve the kill quota Looks like Dark Tide is back on the menu boys
>>560539247>take 2 planets and hit one killgoal>miss the second killgoal by like 5%>most likely because the swedes mixed up the killgoals and gave the higher one to the enemies that spawn way less>TERRIBLE DEFEAT YOU FUCKED UP HELLNIGGERS ITS SO FUGGING OVERImagine if we had a good GMJust fucking imagine
Next bug MO will be:Kill 100 scavengersKill 50 warriorsLiberate 1 planet at .25% decayYou have 7 days.
>>560539445
>>560539881J-Joel-sama....
-45 medals on the eve of a new warbondI've never seen devs that hate their players this much, sincerely
>>560539702>Illuminate win the GW because of a secret mechanic where winning is determined by who holds the most planets>Of course, this is never mentioned anywhere, except for a single mention on the discord by one dev a year ago
>>560539702Dont they pretty much own more than half of their front? I dont think I've seen anyone liberate a squid planet outside an MO since Seysshel beach
>>560539702So it will be just like in Helldivers 1, with the community always evaporating as soon as we managed to kill the bugs.
>>560539602>>560539806A goal that isn't possible to get within the timeframe? Sounds oddly familiar...
>>560539825I'm seriously considering buying spees mehreen 2 when it goes on salegod HD2 has become so fucking ass
>>560539984>-45 medals on the eve of a new warbond>I've never seen devs that hate their players this much, sincerelyAre we on the worst series of lost MOs yet?
Sorry you got raped again. Better luck next time!
>cyborgs themselves are a pretty good addition >Vox engine is abysmal dogshitSeeing as AH cannot make boss enemies fun whatsoever, I fear how dogshit picrel is going to be
>>560540216>is going to beit won't even exist
>>560536481>But they confused the enemy types and refused to admit it.Despite playing since release I STILL want to ask, are you serious? proof?
I feel bots are always riggedTheyre fun to fight but christ they dont want us to win against our main rivalTime to become a bug diver and cover myself in slime
>>560540164>forced event loss>cotton picking MO that overestimated player retention loss>internal miscommunication over unit names loss/ usual pre warbond medal skinflint loss
>>560540216requires AT weapons to damage at allstunlocks Helldivers to death from 200m away with magic lightningspawns three times as often as harvestersprojects a stratagem scrambler field 150m around it
>>560539881(You) forgot>Hold x planet until MO expiresSo AH can waste their and our time for another week
>>560540216The glowing eyes will somehow NOT be a weakspot or if it is the fatal body part flag will be disabled for some fucking reason like the vox engine sarcophagus.
>>560539724>Kojima>adds a new character called Super Earthman, who is secretly (openly) the villain and makes a presence during every other mission, where you and your entire squad are locked into fully voiced cutscenes>also a woman named Lady Democracy who yaps in your ear every mission and explains every enemy you encounter (until an MO where she dies permanently forever)
>>560540216Summons local thunder storm that stun locks that fuck out of diversShoots a slow ball of lightning that arcs everyone in its pathRequires 3 thermite, 2 EATs and Orbital Laser to killThere are 12 more
>>560540321radicals spawn in groups of 3agitators spawn in groups of 1the goal was to kill more agitators than radicals, which is ass backwards
>>560540321the more elite enemy had a higher kill req than it's more common unarmored counterpartwhat more proof do you need?try honing those noticing skills diver
>>560540387Another thing missing is the 30+ level 50 bot attacks that will paint the map red while bug niggers play in the sandbox.
>>560540481An enemy that summons an ion storm would unironically be kinda sick. Incredibly annoying once you got 3 on the field, but the concept sounds neat and appropriate for squids
"they have no balancing team" retards think nobody at arrowhead thinks about balancing when really what they meant was nobody at the company does balancing as their only jobthis is why people were trying to get arrowhead to do livestreams of the game using lesser-used weapons and stratagems because these have obviously fallen by the waysidei don't get why people latch onto these things and pretend it's taken over the entire game when that obviously isn't true
>robutt MO ends>playerbase immediately switches to bugs and automatons begin to hemorrhage diversIt's time for you to accept that this is a bug game. Everything you do outside of the bug front WILL fail, that you should stay in your containment front and have fun shootin da buggz.You WILL enjoy stupid & chaotic """fun""" with friends and you WILL be happy. Or else we will do everything we can to make you regret ever playing the other 2 fronts.
>>560540608>you can dissipate the ion stormclouds with the flamethrower>this ends up being a bug because the stormcloud is an entity immune to all damage except fire DoT>this feature is removed
>>560540636>i don't get why people latch onto these things and pretend it's taken over the entire game when that obviously isn't trueThey keep lying and fucking us in the ass again and again, dismissing anything we say. Also while the whole "balancing team" is indeed retarded, i know what they really don't have :A PROPER FUCKING QA TEAM
How do you fail a "Kill X" MO? Like nigga just play the game. Nigga just left click the enemy.
>>560540760Trvth Hellbomb
lmao
>>560540760>Enemy barely spawns compared to the sprinting shotgun retard
>niggasubhuman predditor spotted
>>560540760>How do you fail a "Kill X" MO?We took the planet before we hit the kill number.
>>560540760botdivers cant manage that thoughbeit?
>>560540351?I win like 99% off my games against bots.
>>560539872>take 2 planetsIndirectly we took four and are on the way to cripple bots access to lava world factories.
We don't hate them enough.
>>560540974Talking about bot MOThey always fuck up countsBots are fun and you are based
reddit is NOT happy with this loss joelbros... we might've farmed to much izzat a bit to aggressively.....
Been a while since we got the jeet brigade steamrolling our bot front progress
>>560540216The midsection is obviously a shielded pilot seat, so obviously that's the weakspot.Unfortunately, it's protected by a triple layer energy shield that requires you to destroy all three in rapid succession, else they regenerate. Once all three shields are stripped, you have a very short window to blast the pilot, who is wearing AP5 ablative armor.Also it's armed with dual Leviathan cannons (pre-nerf) and a tesla field
>liberate two cyborg planets>the planets combined still don't provide enough agitators to complete the MO>this is considered the players' failure
>>560540974But as you saw it didn't matter, the number was so fucked we took both MO planets before we got the kill number. It was quite literally rigged from the start, we couldn't physically do it.
>>560541016I'm going to find some underground forum and ask witches how to curse them.Even better if i can start some extinction level happening on Stockholm.https://youtu.be/H2ManC9QcNs?si=RKL72lIch2oWfrG8
>>560541093False Cyberstan
>>560541198plz dont hurt the King, he's nice.
>>560541198>I'm going to find some underground forum and ask witches how to curse them.made me actually laugh, good post
>>560538243They did the same thing with major truth. They really like making fun of people for wanting an Illuminate update, for some reason.
>Kill X amount of Y>Y is eradicated and theres no more>fail to fulfill kill count>enemy is fully extinct>this is our fault
>>560538243They really want to fucking kill this game, Jesus
I still don't forgive the swedes for fucking up the hype for the march to cyberstan by larping as high command (couldn't even make and wear a super attire) instead of just getting Craig Lee Thomas to do it
The problem is MOs are all or nothing. You either win or get a "You failed! Your wife, your kids, your parents, everyone is now dead! It's you fault you didn't kill 6 millions more cyborgs! The day is ruined and you are solely to blame!" A media literacy expert will say this is just part of the le heckin' fascist satire but it's just swiggerdom.An MO like this should have had a partial victory message that says something like, "Through valiant efforts, the helldivers have dismantled two bastions of socialism and freed two planets from the cyborg menace. Desired elimination goals for cyborgs have fallen short but this is a product of underestimating the cowardice of the cyborgs who fled the battlefield in the face of the helldivers' retribution. Helldivers will pursue these cowards who hide behind their automaton slaves and will purge them from the galaxy." And then award some amount of medals less than the max reward.
>>560539247Okay but surely that would be a Pyrrhic victory for the cyborgs at best?
>>560541371>people were hyping up Major Truth like crazy with all the new illuminate units he was definitely gonna reveal>no just fleshmob lolThat tease is definitely for the Illuminate storms as a warfront effect and nothing else
>>560541604That guy is really funnyListened to him on a pod about how he got the role and what he did to humiliate himself before the swedes Cool guy
>>560541181literally all we could have done was take the two planets faster so we could then all pile the entire MO population into Mintoria to finish up the kill objective there, which was never going to happem
>>560541604They'd have to pay him and arrowhead is a poor indie studio with not much money please understand. *takes vacation*
>>560541272Like keeps forcing cruel choices.>>560541292Glad i could brighten your day anon.
>>560541818how poor can they really be when they have enough money to outsource like 90% of development?
You are supposed to fail miserably or have a "we won bat at wat cost and we were monsters all along" moment, serbo-swedish subhuman scum will never let you feel good about doing something.Its always you suck or you are bad.
>>560540216I'll take anything. ANYTHING to take us away from the fucking flesh amalgamation faction. Literally anything. Make them all launch Leviathan tier, I welcome it with open arms. Just be a finished faction.
>all the divers back on achird bug planetheh
>>560541859Its a joke, anon. They're not.
>>560541947All MOs end in "phew we can go back to bugss"
>>560541628I mean, it didn't make sense we only had a force of 200 million helldivers for the Cyberstan invasion when we throw a gorillion divers at literally any other operation
>tired of bots>hate the bugs>starting to enjoy the squidsS-Squiggers...I kneel
>>560541759>what he did to humiliate himself before the swedessuch as?
>>560541947bug game chud
>>560529859This is what I use against bots & squigsIt's peak, but I want to try using the ARGL
>>560541854life* -10 izzat
>>560541854redditors are cruel and they don't even realize it
>>560542065Media literacy my friend. But really it was just a way for the swiggers to arbitrarily end the cyberstan invasion and make us lose. Without the limit we would bash our heads against cyberstan until we won.
>>560542082Just hours of crying and throwing himself on the ground for the intro scenesI also wouldn't want to wear that black bodysuit covered in white balls
>bug divers get a fucked numbers MO>AH: oopsy we made a mistake and it didn't count all chargers here the MO victory for free>bot divers get a fucked numbers MO>AH: sorry you didn't kill that last remaining 3 million cyborgs well fuck you they're stronger than everWhat causes this?
>eruptor/crossbow>grenade pistol/ultimatum>thermitesyou didn't beat the mission
Please let the bots obliterate Malevelon Creek with the Clankstar
>>560541947bug players are genuinely mentally ill
>>560542104>literally THE metaslave loadout
>>560542220>redditors are cruel and they don't even realize itYou have no idea what actual cruelty is.
Don't worry, Joel will commence operation "reclaim izzat" soon
>Eliminate two entire planets worth of automaton and cyborgs. This not enough to meet the killcounts and is your fault.Swedes must have izzat like poojeets because they just refuse to admit they fucked up with this MO.
>>560542437>boarding actions on the clankstar
>>560541181The other anon pointed out it was an MO thing, but i litterally have no clue what the MO is. I just dive on bots or wherever i want.
>>560542485cruelty is cruelty, i don't care that some people's hands are chopped off for less in some third world shithole
>>560542616>its just a small text, no gameplay, no cinematic, nothing
>>560542726The SEAF get to board it (in text)
>bot mission failed>everyone's back to bugsbrings a tear to my eye every time
>>560542608I wouldn't be surprised if their dev team is full of jeets now and not a single swigger touched this game since release
>>560542774I think the playerbase is truly sick of bots now, AH managed to do that. Numbers on the front for this MO were worse than normal.
>>560541947>>560542774Tbf they probably have bot fatigue after an entire week dedicated to them and Isure as fuck wouldn't go to squids
>>560542724>get told 150 times you're gonna get shafted if you continue>"lol lmao don't care">get shafted and cryI know many adults who clearly never learned this lesson and keep doing the exact same thing. Its better for you to learn this as a kid. If you aren't a total retard, you will grow up and thank your dad for it too.
>>560542860>>560542903oh no i understand. bots were too much and squids are so insignificant. every diver has to go back to facing the old enemy. its perfect for when fire damage gets nerfed tomorrow
>>560542608This is your fault, you should've brought more players to play the game (not a cult btw)
>joel got more izzathe can't keep geting away with it we must do something saars
>>560543060>not a cult btwWell yeah anon, the cultists aren't coming.
>>560542905Destroying what your child has toiled on and enjoyed for so long and likely even have fond memories of is insane behavior.You are just one small step away from being the psychopath father that smashed his kid's room because he disobeyed you. This is how a boomer creates children that will happily throw him away when he's old.
Shame we never got the glowy sword
D10 regular bugssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242970928928/76561198005075969
>>560543283Maybe waking up at 7 am wasn't do bad after all.
we get it your dad was abusive, take it to therapy we don't care
>>560539806kek
>>560543471enjoy the somali retirement home workers :)
>>5605434092/4
>>560543395because it is a laser sword, getting ragdolled with it equipped results in you cutting yourself and dying. medium penetration.
Yeah. Im thinking Illuminate TOMORROW
>>560543409full
>>560543395>Laser sword>100 years later>Normal ass saber
>>560542437imagine the seethe
>>560542418>>560542475Why does /hdg/ hate clearing objectives?
>>560543770Might actually get the swedish ballfondlers on reddit to revolt
The Swedish menace strikes once more
>>560542726Live Service done right, btw>can't even make a planet getting a destroyed, a preplanned event, into something that players can actually witnessEven fucking Bungie was able to do this, and they can't do anything.
>what now hellchudies couldn't kill a few couple of thousands Borg's shamefur dispray- izzat to hellchuds
>shitting on people that want new squids>Fucking up the MO killcounts and still failing the MOHow much izzat is that?
Are we ready to witness one of the most dogshit patches ever released, boys?
>>560544097to be fair, expecting us to kill six million cyborgs in like two hours is just unreasonable
Do we have stats for the weapons in the warbound?
>>560543647>fleshmob just walks through the barriers. I wish this enemy was just deleted from the game because I know swiggers are never going to fix enemies walking through buildings.
>>560542102>>560542448Well, which is it, faggots?
>>56054411924 hours until nothing and a lack cluster bound
>caring about MO's. >current year. I simply cheat in super credits and go fight on the planets I want to.
>>560544119Hopefully a second EoF with a equally shitty nerf patch is upon usLet the reviewbombs come, nothing else can make the swiggers change course.
>>560544207No, just expect them to be shit. Also, its WARBOND.>>560544331Cluster bond*
>>560543913What do you mean? Players DID get to witness it!
>>560541181And only because they mixed up the names of the brawler borgs that jump you in packs, and the commander borg that uncommonly spawns only a few times a wave
>>560543581A cruel people for a cruel person.The punishment fits the crime.
>>56054433124 hours until "Defend against 6 invasions from the Terminids"
>>560544438Meanwhile some rando made thishttps://youtu.be/nEBTQFMTitc?si=RXkj289SGi6_Rzz3
>>560544351EoF was great though, some of the best time i had in this game.
>>560544581SALVATION! THE DESTRUCTION OF A PLANET IS A NECESSITY!
>>5605307103/4 again
>>560530710FULL
>>560543395As far as I know you only use it once and its in a challenge mission for cyborgs where you constantly have orbitals and shredder missiles dropped on you like the old dssGod I love helldihvers 1
>>560544637yeah I really enjoyed d10 being d9 but with a mege fortress and 3 new enemies that were all bugged to hell and backnot to mention the GREAT REWARDS for destroying a mega fortress
>>560544407True
>want to have fun with chainsword>5 bugs can rape me before I make a 3rd swing despite wearing melee armor Im so fucking tired
Payday 2 just had random SFM animations to promote new DLC, arrowhead might as well get some dedicated chuds to do little animations for them. Who even gives a shit about the quality? At least it's something
>>560544438>that fucking visual>literally just black and yellow fresnel >no distortion, a ring, or anythingThis is so low effort that it's almost comical.
>>560544926I'm ESL tho. But this kind of shit triggers me, just like Rogue becoming Rouge. And its usually from actual anglos.
>>560544949Why are you complaining, you got a few videos of the faggot employees LARPing on youtube and a video made on garry's mod of an FRV stopping in front of two bots. Well worth the 6-month vacation!
>>560544949>have solo randos making this kind of trailers for free>can't be arsed to give them a job despite how much people love thoseI hate Arrowhead i hate Arrowheadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaofwQfnz3o
>>560544119Status affects will just break entirely I'm guessing.
>>560545089>you got a few videos of the faggot employees LARPing on youtubeThis and the POODIT video were fucking grim. I hope they never do that shit again
>>560545089>>560545383Peak cringe honestly. Could not even be arsed to dress them properly. Zero effort horseshit.
>>560545089>a video made on garry's mod of an FRV stopping in front of two bots.With how absolutely shitty that was, I can only believe that the intro video and original trailer were outsourced.
>>560544914>great reward for destroying a mega fortDestroying it is it's own reward.
>>560544914Fortresses aren't even worth it either since it's just one easy camp with a few cannons or titan spawners. I'd rather take extra jammers or artillery over it
is losing this order +izzat gain for udit, or +izzat gain for divers?>players lose despite a "gm handout">a close loss so it's easy to dismiss it as "just seething">but faith in "gming"/major orders is now rock bottom low>the entire thing being at the mercy of one jeet who doesn't know which enemies are which is once again glaringly obvious
>>560544914>GREAT REWARDS>mfw everyone thought the GREAT REWARD was gonna be like 1000SC when they never even intended for SC to be farmable in the first place
>>560545759No, people expected a new kind of sample to use for new ship upgrades, but too bad, you're getting more of the same shit you're already maxed on.
You just know AH really wants to make the POI rewards only apply if you finish a mission to discourage people from farming
>>560541854Lmao. That is going to ruin their relationship for the rest of their lives, you don't forget experiencing that sort of malice during childhood.
>MO kill 1 billion niggers >falling short even for 1 nigger invalidates the rest of thousands and hundreds of niggers killed
>>560545759one guaranteed SC pickup per map wouldn't have been too much to ask for
>>560545759>retards still think that super credits will ever be obtained through an MO or operation competition. They will make obtaining super credits harder either directly (nerfing spawn rates) or indirectly (making more content that does not super credit spawns). super credits were never meant to be farmed.
>>560546053It unironically would be for swiggers.
>>560546031Any competent GM would throw us a bone and just count it as completed (like way back when they fucked up a charger kill order and only normal chargers counted for) or at least gives us half the reward or something along with a message that details how we all but completed the MOInstead it's DUMB HECKFAGGOTS YOU FAILED COMPLETLY AND UTTERLY BOTS ARE STRONGER THAN EVER AIEEE because the campaign is run by vengeful swiggers and a malevolent GM that thinks he's here to defeat the players instead of being a storyteller
>>560546053Browns would abuse it.They ruin everything.
>>560546053>Place special bunker in the middle of fortress>Once all fabs are destroyed the bunker opens up>1 guaranteed SC drop with a chance for up to 3 SC drops to spawnWatch people play D10 like flies attracted to shit. Hell, buff fortresses and add a vox engine or factory strider to it. At least it makes fortresses worth going for
>>560546138And you never really had to, either unless a warbond was on the horizon and you had been slacking. D9 full clearing was more than enough for people that actually played the game but then they forced our hand by gimping it completely with D10. This is a problem of their own creation.>>560546108>>5605307102/4 actually i must part and make dinner. I've got enough SC already, ganbatte anons!
Give us a 5fr strat again we've been fucking good
TAKE MINTORIA BACK TO SPITE JOEL
>>560546417>And you never really had to, either unless a warbond was on the horizon and you had been slacking. D9 full clearing was more than enough for people that actually played the game but then they forced our hand by gimping it completely with D10. This is a problem of their own creation.Finally, someone who understands.
how many weapons do you have at 25 anons
>>560546498Understood, diving on Achird
>>560546621Why did you put the gayest paintjob on them?
>>560546737visually marks that i've unlocked everything for them
>>560545729Izzat has a public perception view to it thus it can be concluded udit in fact lost izzat as it is clear for the world that he didn't know the difference between borgs and that will be the narrative for this loss.
>>560541854Honestly? Based parenting. It's best to establish clear boundaries with your kids. Remind them at an early age they exist because of social pressure and an overwhelming desire for bareback sex, else they grow up thinking you actually give a shit about them as a person lmfao.
>>560546621All of them thanks to CE tables. Imagine farming for weeks when you could achieve it in hours.
>>560546737Nice self report mr. 0 guns lvl 25.
>>560546621Only 1, Dickle
>>560546138They'll never nerf them directly, the resulting shitshow would cause every last drop off goodwill to vanish overnight. Or at least, they won't nerf them directly for now. They'll keep indirectly nerfing SC farming, until it gets to the point that farming them is impossible. At which point they'll silently remove it, and if confronted they'll say "nobody was farming them anyways".
>>560546884I've got the tendie, scythe and dominator at 25, don't remember if there are any others.But I'm still not gay enough to put "venus" colours on my guns.
>>56054662122
>>560546875I'm sorry.
>>560546947my man
>>560546621all of them. what am i, an asshole?
>>560546990If they really wanted to nerf the biggest SC farm, they should get rid of Omicron
>>560547063There's only one God and his name, our Lord and Savior, is Jesus Christ.
>no angled grip with flashlight>no vertical grip with laser>no grips with both>vert grip giving recoil down and angled giving ergo when in reality they'd do the opposite thing
>>560547173Reported to the Super Pope for heresy
>>560546835+izzat
Clio will play kino soon.
I honestly find those “The Raped” posts made by that bugdiver to be fucking hilarious.
>>560546621Only one, and it's Eruptor
>>560547243>vert grip giving recoil down and angled giving ergo when in reality they'd do the opposite thingexplain
>>560547313>phasefaggots in my thread about my mismanaged swede jank vidya game
>>560547173>he worships a jewish man
>>560546621Every AR except the lib concussiveEvery SMGEvery SR except the constitution and deadeyeEvery SG except every variant of the punisher and breaker incendiaryNeither explosives are 25, crossbow is still at 1 Energy based is just the scorcher, purifier and trident Dominator is the only special at 25
>>560547243They honestly dont feel any different Just get some Ergo and you should naturally aim down upon firing by now
>>560546621All of them except marksman rifles, sickle and dickle, and variable and torcher. And considering the fact that I’ll never use those pieces of shit, I consider myself done leveling weapons.
>>560547514That's rude and uncalled for, he worships a jewish god, not a jewish man.
>>560547491It makes sense when you realize both groups enemies are India.
>>560547313Cool, but wrong thread, anon
>>560547541>crossbow is still at 1My Man
>>560547313i dont see a waiting room
It's that time again, lads
>>560547627>a jewish godThats not baal though
>>560547514>>560547627Denounce the Talmud.
>>560547883Nothing ever happens.
>>560547883BasedSeriously when the fuck will they finish that goddamn faction I’ve been waiting years.
>>560547487Vertical grips are quite literally more ergonomic, think about how your arm has to contort less to hold that than the flat bottom of the gun or a grip with an angle that's closer to the flat bottom of the gun.The best way to grip a gun to counteract its recoil is such that you can push in the direction opposite of the recoil, so a grip that's more angled, or even the barrel shroud itself.
>>560547978I don't even know what the Talmud is.
>>560547883I love killing Squiggers with lasers. AH needs to stop being faggots and make more Illuminate content already I'm tired of the Clankers.
>>560548104no no no get back here jew you cannot escape
>>560547978I denounce the Talmud, the Bible, the Koran and all other semitic holy texts.
Cultists are coming tomorrow >"but anoooooon the twitter who said they were canceled!"One sourceless nigger on twitter cannot dissuade me>"but anoooooon the swedes thought they were too haaaaaaarrd!"Impossible. The swedes cannot know this as the swedes do not test their games.>"but anooooon the poster said nothing ever haaaaapeeeens!"Swedish babble intended to distract me, and I will not be distracted.Cultists tomorrow.
>Entrenchment tool is now a secondary nowThey really need to give us a melee slot
I have it on good authority that cultists are coming tomorrow.
>>560547883making the illuminate a proper and complete faction should have been their top priority.fucking swiggers
>>560543779use literally anything else challenge impossible
arrowhead can we have the useless SMGs be shootable when we are sprinting and the outclassed assault rifles have underslung attachments so they have more utility? why even make the one-two when the GL could have been an attachment for the assault rifles?imagine the possibilities, I'd want my liberator carbine to have an incendiary grenade launcher.
>>560548410>One sourceless nigger on twitterAnon that was the official Helldivers 2 twitter.
>>560546621zero, I stop using them as soon as I unlocked lv 24 and the final mod
>>560548657>Swedes don't know their own game>This in turn makes them clueless niggers
How does one achieve this body type ?
Nothings gonna happen tomorrow, We'll get another shitty vibecoded and vibebalanced warbond and that's it.
>>560548882but chudda what if?
>>560548410Cultists don't vibe with a world war warbond.No cultist tomorrow.
>>560548848Genuine question. Why do anons wanna plough this hog? I sorta get it but the face ruins it
>>560548882That is an insult to vibecoders/
>>560548451Sorry, this is too complicateed to code. It would break the game.
>>560548848Built for abusive niggers
>>560548882Mark my words, the swedes will tell people on discord that the next patch won't add shit an hour before it goes up
let's see them
>btw the cyborgs are sexless chuds and probably cut their dicks off with cyberneticswhat did high command mean by this
>>560548771And what do you do when you have no weapon that's less than 24 left?
D10 botssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242970928928/76561198005075969
>>560549102based
>>560548451Darktide coded post.
>>560549160They're largely clones
>>560548980This. It will be a bot defense MO for the "hold the line" gimmick
When’s the player level cap getting increased?
>>560549167curse sweden for not adding more weapon mods and boot up a better game
>>560549167He switches to an unlevelable weapon, duh.
>>560549160Why do they still have belly buttons?
>>560548848>>560548989>baskinator sweaty plap plap aftersexif you never been with a fat woman you can't understand. They are literal breeding beasts
It's over...
>>560549160It means they are TRANS-humanists.
>>560549160honestly it seems kinda retarded to remove your natural reproduction options entirely. Even in defeat, your species could hang on if the survivors can reproduce the old fashioned way.Cyborgs are now enitrely dependent on giant, easily destroyed factories to not go extinct.
>>560546417>they forced our hand by gimping it completely with D10What do you mean? What did d10 gimp from d9?
>>560549301They said they wanted proper rewards for new levels, which means they have to make content, which means they have to work. So at the very least another year and a half
>>560549354>Peter's birthdaywho the fuck is Peter
>>560549345Same reason we have belly buttonsThey seem to be grown from artificial wombs not just created from lab-grown meat or something like that
>>560549526i guess the guy that made her moisture exit as sweat
>>560549160>Cyborgs are tranniesNo wonder swiggers and part of the community is trying to make them look like the good guys
>>560549612He gets to fuck THAAAAT ???? Life is unfair...
Wish we could turn back time...
>>560547487Vertical grip is quite literally a swivel, less effort would be needed to adjust your aim. At least, horizontally.An angled grip, on the other hand, helps with maintaining accuracy as it helps with pulling the gun into your shoulder when firing.
>>560549471Mega objectives take up a significant amount of map space that would otherwise be POIs. There’s a massive difference between D9 and D10 in that regard. It was extremely noticeable when D10 first came out since D9 is all we were used to.
>>560549668curiously AH went out of their way to make explicit male and female cyborgs instead of just one asexual model
>>560549526Peter Griffing
>>560549697Kek remember when Angel's Venture was 80% liberated and they reset it to 0% right before that MO?
>>560549190I don't know what that is
>>560549990was that the TCS MO?
>>560549697TCS was still one of the better missions in HD2 history. Tesla coils somewhat trivialized them, but it was still a lot of fun.
>>560549354looks like that senator from the first xmen movie that melts into a jellyfish blob and then dies
give me some ideas of what you want to see in a modded lobby. enemy types, modifiers, missions, weapons, cross faction, etc
Soon
>>560550182this
>>560550117It's embarassing that they keep making mission types that are 1 off FOMO instead of adding to the misson list. They should just say>We made 100% effective TCS but need to spread out deploymentAnd have a TCS mission here and there
>>560550323jesus fucking christ
>>560550182plasma weapons that set enemies on firemech with a flamethrower and bastion cannon
>>560550182radical surge, just turn the game into L4D
>>560550182gunship patrols + stingrays
>>560550182Stalker bile titan.
>>560550326>there's a timeline where we had deploy TCS missions on hive worlds to flood their caves
>>560550323League of legends?
>two entire planet liberations wasn't enough agitator killswhy the actual fuck do retards still defend these swedish faggots?
>>560550323>heckdivers mobapls no
>unique biome in tien kwan (green lesath with meteors)>evacuate science teams defense missions>TCS activation missions>dark fluid missions in bug supercolony planetsyou now remember all the FOMO content that have been permanently removed in the game during its early months. imagine if they made megacities exclusive to super earth and megafactories exclusive to cyberstan.
>>560550182Actual flying bile titans not the fake shit we got.
>>560549149>16k schow?
>>560550117desu what made it so good was that it didn't overstay its welcome, was a decently fun mission type, and was at least somewhat unique.Honestly surprised that they aren't bringing it back to put on planets at the edge of the gloom. Or maybe they don't want to be reminded of when they gave a damn.
>>560550735>evacuate science teams defense missionsto be fair these were horrendous dogshit that you had to cheese to even stand a chance of winning
>>560550834
>>560550709>>560550729>mobaKINOOOO imagine you can play as clankers
>>560548034>>560549702Wouldn't it be the other way around? The vertical grip gives you a better grip on the gun, meaning you can hold it against your shoulder more firmly.While the angled grip lets you make more subtle changes in your aim thanks to holding the gun closer to the end of the barrel itself.
>>560537948you mean like this?https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/12049
>>560550875Unironically they might have lost the files for it>you now remember when the files for a planet didn't exist>you had to dive this planet for the MO>but couldn't>because the files didnt exist
>>560550716contrarianismbootlicker mentalitystockholm syndromeez (you)s
>>5605491753/4 HELP
>>560550839>>560549149
>>560550989kek
>>560550709>>560550729>didn't realize it was 3 lanes >they mentioned making a radically new gamemode a while agoARROWHEAD, I BEG OF YOUACCELERATE THIS GAME CLOSER TO DEATH
>>560549138>one single post on the cord, twenty minutes before the warbond drops"Wow, I don't know where you guys got this from! :) We haven't mentioned anything about the Illuminates but it's cool to see your imagination running wild. Anyway, dinner's waiting."
Apart from the vox engine, the Cyborgs are a genuinely good addition
>>560551106doesn't modanon rarely host those exact missions
>>560550975it was bullshit at its time because back then we didn't had powercrept weaponry and heavy units like the hulk and bile titan needed two (2) anti-tank rockets to be killed if shot at the hulk's body and the titan's head. not to mention they deflected heavy pen weapons.should be added back now that basic heavies are barely a threat.
>>560551262They just need to get rid of war striders and vox and we're good
>>560551262if only it weren't literally 1 enemy + that same enemy but wearing armorlike you're telling me they couldn't have made a robot dog model and given it copy+pasted charger ai?
>>560551142I went for 30k but I might bump up to what you've got. I have a funny feeling they're going to remove in game super credit pickups soon
>>560550323Armies of Seaf Squad Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides
>>560551262They do exactly what a subfaction should do, add tactics the normal enemies don't use to the mix and force the players to change theirs.
>>560550182Vox engines on the evacuate high value assets missions to see how quickly they fail the mission by targeting the generators
>>560551835they do, or did spawn on bricks. They don't target the generators, surprisingly.
>>560550989game design is my passion
>>560551468Are you retarded?The 2 cyborgs are vastly different.
>>560551262I want more variation. I want rocket striders to spawn with them. I want factory striders AND vox engines at the same time.
>>560552185concession accepted
>>560551058Anon, try reading what people type. Or even better, actually look it up.>Vertical Grip = hand in an upright position allows you to swing the gun around easy, but you can't push down against recoil that well>Angled Grip = you can easily pull down against recoil, but your ability to swing your gun around is a bit more limited by your wristsYou can also just try to mimic holding a gun in those ways, and feel the difference immediately.
>>560552246>Agitator enhanced rocket strider blasting you with pinpoint accuracy and automatic fire rateHellish but I need it
>>560530437You mean the really catchy one mrweebl made?https://youtu.be/cVgkRZ5ouBUDIVEDIVE THROUGH THE SKIESCUS FREEDOM ONLY SURVIVESWITH THE BLOOD OF OUR SUPER EARTH LIVES
>>560530634god i wish
>>560548989Did someone say HOG?
>>560550735You forgot about the nuke nursery missions and the gloom missions with primary objectives as secondary objectives.
>>560550323wished the game had a front line system, we're always behind enemy lines but dropping in on SEAF controlled boarder while its an active warzone and helping SEAF troops expand territory via clearing objectives WWI style would be amazing
>>560546621One, which is the DBS. I think the next closest are the Tenderizer/Censor.
>>560552590Somehow never noticed those Exterminator helmets with the yellow stripes on them before now fuck that looks so good
>>560549175ggs my leandiver niggas
>>560549697I'm sad that release version of HD2 is not playable with Timedivers. I'll never know what it was like to play with non-functioning player armor values and one-hit kill infinite ammo rocket devastators and AP1 breaker S&P and the shitty SPEAR and the charger leg meta.
>>560552964They cant be talking about Baskinator like that
>>560549175gg and f for the brave spontaneously exploded diver
>>560548848baskinator... more like baconators LOL!
>can do d9 or d10 bugs with moderate difficulty>even d8 bots are nigh impossible, especially factory maps
>>560552590that was fucking awful and you have to go back
>>560553553how about you get comfortable with regular D10 bots before touching cyborgs and megafactories?like, unironically - if you can't handle D10 regular bots, you are just wasting time on D8 and above megafactories. Stick to D7 for a somewhat comfortable game on them.
>>560553341It was genuinely fucking awful, literally only one/two viable options for each slot.
Always remember that they are actually ALL like THIS. They unironically hate you.
>>560553797I just scan the map on D7 or D8 and play a game that hasn't progressed much and has more than one player, I didn't even know what a megafactory was until yesterday someone suggested I should look for them specifically for MO.
>>560541947but will they let you take it?
>>560552590
>>560553974I'm still suprised that>Oops! All Heavies!Was their ideal endgame experience
>>560554005Good, try to play on big open-field planets like Marfark and that other desert planet.Avoid jungles and megacities while you practice, they are much harder.
>>560554323Thats basically what hd1 was
>>560553974Seeing their gameplay on d10 is pretty funny, a game for everyone is a game for no one, bitch you didn't even make a game for yourself to begin with
>>560554323Running from a conga line of chargers and bile titans you can't kill is simply peak grunt fantasy
>>560550989I am so tired of thiswhat kind of swigger code is in this game that the ENEMY FLIES towards the direction from which explosion originated?evne half life 2 figured this shit out in 2004
>>560554323It makes a lot more sense when you realize they're chasing a gamer cred score (despite being eternally trapped in D6) instead of an actually enjoyable player experience
which bug has the juiciest pussy?
>>560549949>male and female cyborgs?
>>560554629Remember that the eruptor used to fly you towards it's explosion if you were caught in it's AoE
>>560554557When was the last time the devs actually play on D10 ? (without the tranny)
>>560554629Everything did that in the early days. Jetpack bot flies near you, explodes, you get pulled towards it, sets you on fire, die. I think some explosions still do this.
>>560554707kill yourself
>>560554557I'd have more good will for AH if they didn't make GIT GUD posts like they're epic hardcore progamers when they're ultra shitters that got filtered by d6 bots before the 60 day patch. that fucking stream for the piss armor man, I still remember these retards stimming through fire instead of diving to put it out.Reminder that these faggots got laughed at for playtesting at d2, and their reaction was to change the default UI settings to hide the difficulty level
>>560554707i fuck heavy with the stalker
>>560554707bile spewer obviouslybut I bet hunter has the tighter pussyhnnnnngggg just the thought of it makes me hard
Lobby doko
>>560555067bugfuckers too busy fantasizing about bugussy
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242981708168/76561198059135015d10 something. probably bugs since ive been diving nothing but bots for a while but you can bully me otherwise
>>560555067ded gaemkilled by lazy swiggers and izzat farming indians
>>560551262>>560551342Vox Engines are perfectly fine, you fucking morons. The real problem is the game treating them like common spawns and seeing six at a time during extract. Similar for War Striders, they're perfectly manageable as-is, but for how much stronger they are than Hulks they should not spawn at the same rate.Reduce Vox Engine spawns to be roughly equal to that of Factory Striders, and drop War Strider spawns down to about 50% as frequent as Hulks. There, problem solved.
>>560554707need a brave helldiver for scale
>>560555210H-Helldiver... ? What are you doing ?
>>560539250Their target audience are "vibe gamers" who are oblivious to the inner workings of the game. Players who think that the epoch "is pretty good at crowd control because of its huge explosions", despite the fact that the area of effect for the damage is one of the game's smallest at ~4m radius. The graphical animation is something like 12-15m radius though. It LOOKS like it makes a fuckhuge explosion. But it doesn't.
>>560554323See, it wouldn't be that bad if there was a reliable way of dealing with heavies back then. The problem was, most support weapons at that time were designed to deal with mediums or kill a single heavy. A lot of stratagems were made around crowd control or killing ONE heavy. And that design would be fine, if you weren't dealing with 8 heavies while only being able to kill two.But now we've got the same situation, in a different way. Mediums became Light+, Heavies became Mediums, and now we got Superheavy spam every large content drop.
>>560554940I blame fromsoft and their beta orbiters
>>560537668Built for being shot in the back of the head
The izzat was farmed it would seem.
>>560554808>Plasma explosions would ragdoll you towards the epicenter.>Shrapnel would autoaim towards players when possible, sometimes when not possible>Turrets would just fire at players for no reason>Orbital barrages would direct hit players that were "in range">Patrols spawning immediately behind players>Patrols being able to see players from across the map, through walls There was so much bullshit, and still is
it appears you are without jugaad
>>560555562Backshots on the head?Fag.
>>560554707Bile Spewer.
>Over 90% of them were killed>2 planets lost>"SAAAR YOU DID NOT REDEEM THE ARBITRARY KILL COUNT. NOW THEY ARE THE RAPING OF YOUR DAUGHTER AND THEIR IZZAT IS GREATER THAN YOURS"
>>560556038why did they have to model bug assholesit's like finding out bethesda did the same in skyrim, just why
>>560556038>bilespussy comes with handle bars
>>560555351My love for Democracy goes deep.
>>560556038>double freedom equippedJUST LIKE MY DOOM CACADEMON BUTTHOLES
>>560555289agreed, i like cyborgs and the challenge when a vox appears. warstriders as well feel like are a good enemy in moderation. i dont like tailoring my loadout to dealing only with voxes
>>560555210Damn Null Cypher looks pretty good without a cape
>sure you took berlin but you only killed 95% of wehrmacht grunts>now soviet russia will be pushed back all the way to moscow>because this is an extremly realistic simulaiton of how war works
>>560554707Must tame brat Hunter...
>>560556038P-puffy!
>>560555289even voxmania is manageable. The problem wax voxmania combined with large amounts of borg buffed infantry in a factory setting where our Eagles don't work, reds are sometimes scuffed, and jammer/detector towers often overlap in coverage. Oh yeah, and POIs are barren as fuck in factories.
>>560542104>>560542475What makes machinegun sentry meta? Why not use gatling sentry?
>>560553341It was terrible.>doubled stratagem call in time modifier on every d9 map>doubled stratagem cooldown time modifier on every d9 map>50/50 chance of either getting -1 stratagem or inaccurate stratagem as your third modifier on every d9 map. And for a short time a modifier that lead to having all your stratagems be scrambled. Not the inputs, but the stratagem itself. Your resupply call could suddenly become a request to throw a cluster strike at your feet.>primaries were terrible and the following wereGOOD: Incendiary Breaker, Breaker, ScorcherOKAY: DCS after they gave it medium pen (2 months after launch), SluggerBAD (usually because of dogshit damage and no ammo lmao): Everything else, essentiallyand that's not even counting stratagems which I don't want to get into. There was a reason people only really used Eagle Airstrike, 500kg, OPS, Shield gen packs and the Railgun? and while they were the best they were still in a fucking terrible state. Remember 500kg's inverse cone AOE that killed pretty much nothing around it?You might see an AC and EATs, maybe even an RR here and there but largely it was just RG/SGP + Breakers. Nerfniggers somehow long for this.
>>560556450>smoothie time
>>560556526Bad anon no!
Where are the weapon stats of the new warbond?
>>560556846They're withholding them because they know everyone is going to riot at how shit they are.
>>560556846irrelevant since they will all be shit medal fodder
Am I a bad squad leader or do pubbies just ragequit this often? Like every game I host, randos will just ragequit after a few deaths and by the end of the match my team are entirely different niggas. I think my biggest record was like 7 guys joining, dying, and then leaving.
>>560556583>in a factory setting where our Eagles don't workI was lucky the couple times I bothered to bring Eagle strats there was also the Compromise objective so the anti-airs weren't a problem for long, but fuck I wish that would be one of the listed side objs when you're on the drop select because fighting Voxes on normal map layouts showed just how useful they (read: mainly Strafing Run) were against them.
>>560556846even dataminers have given up on this shitty game
>>560556652>Your resupply call could suddenly become a request to throw a cluster strike at your feet.that's just retardedly malicious game design
>>560530710did you ever get around to explaining how the passive SC works?
>>560556956as you get more experience playing you will sometimes join a lobby and realize it is so fucked you will be wasting the next 15 minutes just to fail anyway.there is a tipping point where if you get overhwlmed too much usually it is not possible to recover again (especially on D10) so it just worth it to just leave.also, pubbies are very short sighted too so that doesnt help.
The Izzat: FarmedThe Jeet: VictoriousYou are losing: It would appear
>>560556612The biggest thing is that the MG sentry has a much lower cooldown, so it's available for usage far more frequently. Secondly the MG and gatling sentries largely are effective vs the same types of targets. The gatling sentry and MG both are effective vs the same types of targets. The only advantage of gatling is greater DPS, however the MG's is often sufficient. The gatling wastes shit tons of ammo since it keeps firing for a moment after killing a target, so often the MG turret remains active longer. The gatling is far more prone to teamkills since it keeps firing after a kill for a moment, which means that it is a hazardous teamkill machine if it spins from one target to another while magdumping the whole time.
>>560557083It is until you realize the entire game is designed to farm funny clips of people dying in stupid ways as if you were watching a trailer for some streamerslop game
>>560556943That's why it's dropping on patch day (Tuesday) instead of warbond day (Thursday). They're afraid of leakers putting out the absolute shit stats again.
>>560556652Oh man I almost forgot about the "shoot chargers leg while it's turning" glitch strategy, thanks for reminding me.
>>560556846Allegedly the Shotgun has medium pen basically a better M90 and is basically a sidegrade to the double freedom but thats about it
>>560556652AC and EAT were king back then.I legit think most people thought the game was to hard is because they were to retarded to realize how good those two were.
>>560556612Lower cooldown means you can use it more often to draw aggro away from you (since the entire map will instantly switch their focus on the sentry)
>>560557038It's part of the reason that voxes weren't that big of an issue for well equipped teams outside of the factories. They get dunked on by gatling and strafing run. Sure one strafing run doesn't do the job but you can throw strafing runs out like candy and 4 players chuking strafing runs and gatling barrages will quickly end any voxes that enter within throwing range without us even needing to touch our support weapons.
pubs. not even once.
>>560531761can anyone explain this to me like i am 12 years old
>>560556652There was a time when Eagle Strafe was a meme stratagem that struggled to kill devs.Bile Titan heads simply did not work, on paper they could die to two EAT/RR shots, but the hits almost never registered properly.
>>560556236>handle barsooohhhh so thats what those things on hive guard booty are
I truly do not understand why arrowshit developed this whole entire armour stripping mechanic and have only ever used it for what? Three enemies + the hive lord? Why the fuck doesn't every chunk of armour have a health pool you can damage with any kind of damage until it's stripped away?
>>560557431Meaningless shitposting, just filter the term.
>>560557276>swedes thought this was brainless and took no skill
>>560556652The AC back then SOLVED everything in the game except bile titans and frontal tank armor, and a mix of EATs/OPS/500kg could deal with those just fine. The 500kg's upward cone was more ideal for killing BTs since you could call it in danger close to you and the team. It was obnoxious that BTs were just bugged back then and sometimes just ignored damage outright, but outside those glitches the OPS and 500kg were great at killing BTs.
>>560557628It is**For the average swede that thinks difficulty 5 is a real toughie
>>560554727it's tricky to tell in actual gameplay but there's a male and female variant of the cyborgs with different models and voicelines
>>560557385>I legit think most people thought the game was to hard is because they were to retarded to realize how good those two were.People were filtered by the AC's stripper clips and did not have the discipline to reload without fully emptying the gun. A lot of people also really struggled with juggling usage of EATs, and some players never got the hang of crushing chargers via the EAT pods.
>>560557385>>560557685That's fair, the AC did catch on pretty quick especially here but idk, I suppose it was a lot better in conjunction with actual AT but there were so many chargers and BTs around that I feel like the use of it still fell kind of flat.
>>560556612MG sentry is my sentryfu. Lower cooldown is the best. It makes it so much less soul crushing when you deploy it and it immediately gets destroyed, or if the stratagem ball bounces into a bad spot. Indeed the cooldown is so short it's possible to have two MG sentries up at the same time.
>>560557435>There was a time when Eagle Strafe was a meme stratagem that struggled to kill devs.It was literal dogshit until the 60 day patch reduced the call-in time, increased the damage and gave it heavy penSame for the gatling barrage, they like doubled the number of projectils fired, gave it heavy pen and reduced the CDOr the old 500kg that had bascially no AoE, you could throw it at a horde of scavangers and get like 3 killsAnd my favorite: the fire dot being non-functional and AH trying to fix it by buffing fire damage constantly for everyone until a flamethrower hulk would instagib players and being on fire for more than two seconds killed you to death
>>560557431Indians and spiritual indians like swiggers operate on a strict zero-sum shame-based morality. To embarrass and humiliate someone is to claim their status for yourself.
>>560557551>Charger>Spore Charger>Charger Behemoth>Rupture Charger>Impaler>Bile Titan>Dragonroach>Hive Lord>Factory Strider>Radical>Agitator>Overseer>Elevated Overseer>Crescent Overseer>Harvester>LeviathanThat's a lot more than three.
>>560557826>The most feminine swede
>>560558023>he's counting different variants of charger and overseer as their own enemy typethe roach is just a titan with wings at best as well
>>560557276>railgun used to stagger chargersWhat the fuck?
Come up with new mission/planet modifiers
>SAAAAAR LET ME DO THE NEEDFUL AND PUT THIS INSIDE OF MY ANUS
>>560557867>Or the old 500kg that had bascially no AoE500kg had this weird phenomenon of looking cool so 90% of the playerbase loved it, even though it was one of the worst stratagems in the game.
>>560538242>join a sketchy russian modding discord serverI think I will, where can I find it?
>Light Armor>Eruptor>Talon>TnT>Supply Pack>Solo Silo>Leveler>500 kgYup, it's all-rounder time.
>>560557867Eagle strafing run received the biggest glow up, and my biggest complaint is that I cannot convince my boomer-brained vibegamer friends that it is good now. The original strafing run was something like ~5 of the shells that gatling barrage used and a shit tone of purely visual tracer effects. Now it shoots ONE HUNDRED bullets, 25 of which are explosive.It drives me up the wall how they think that cluster strike and airburst are overpowered and that gatling and strafing are F-tier. Salt just gets rubbed in the wound every time one of those memebursts scatters into me.
>>560556038Could you realistically please this bug?
>>560550182lobby where SPEAR is modded to deal like 99999 single target damage so it is actually cool and useful to use.
>>560558178>dismantle worship sites>destroy summoning circles>disrupt ceremony (spawns a convoy equivalent that is heading towards (you)
Redditors are actually waking up to how retarded the Galactic War and MOs are.
>>560558246500kg wasn't shit. It was one of the most reliable biletitan killers. Its weird cone shaped AOE was awkward in the event that you scored a direct hit like that webm where it stuck the bomb to the top of a target, but it was effective at killing BTs when dropped below them or to the immediate side of chargers. Once you understood how the AOE worked, the cone shape was useful in that it could very safely be called in danger close to teammates.
>>560557850AT was pretty worthless outside of reds or EATs back then so getting the solution to everything but AT from one strat meant you could use 3 strats for AT.In other words, AC was the best AT weapon.
>>560557148It calls functions that is responsible for giving out award on pickup. Previously it was done manually with pickup (spawning sc) but right now we can just call this function, and it will be giving out reward
Does anyone have a screencap of the devs saying they struggle on D3 or give a qrd? I'm sure this was probably from the launch days since with all the buffs they can go up to D6 now(with probably like a 30% success rate)
SC farming lobby?
>>560556409this is with BFA, but it still has ass without it
>>560558702The ONLY enemy that the AC truly struggled with was the bile titan. The team simply splitting up would filter every other enemy, since chargers/tanks turning to engage one player would result in them exposing their asses to the other players, and the AC could obliterate tank and charger butts.
>>560558793I don't think they've ever outright admitted it, but there's a really good video floating around of some dev's team loading an auto canon on like d5 into a bile titan and bouncing every single shot off it's armour
>>5605552102/4 now if anyone wants to join
warbond porfavor or algo
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My favorite swede moment was when the swedes set the charger head HP/behemoth leg armr HP to the exact amount of damage that the EAT/quasar inflicted, resulting in the damage always decaying precisely 1 HP below the breakpoint necessary to kill/strip the leg armor of the charger in one attack. However walking or diving forward would give you enough bonus velocity to prevent that 1HP decay.
>>560559078This is also true.But god were 110s and OPS the tank giga rape strat back then. I hate this powercreep balancing because stuff like 110s get passed over one to many times for buffs and ends up a shadow of its former self.
>>560555210GGs
I hate this fucking game.
>>560557628I am constantly reminded of yet another worthless quote from Pileofshitd: https://youtu.be/CVItevGgOnE?t=17935>We also knew that we wanted to make a game that lets and forces the players to be creative.>[Creativity in action games is] coming up with solutions at a moments notice. And to allow for creativity you need to have game mechanics that are complex, they need to be consistent, and players need to have the freedom to do what they want within that system.>And with that you'll be able to see crazy plays that players do. And that is a form of creativity that's dear to us.I've said it before and I'll say it again, every single word that has ever come out of Pilestedts mouth has had zero weight, meaning, validity, and truth to it. I have no idea if he really is just lying through his teeth, or is so absolutely utterly incompetent at uniting the studio on the same set of core beliefs that he is always espousing or what, but he says supporting player creativity is important and that he wants (You) to be creative problem solvers.Yet the crystal clear reality his studio has proven time and time again is they only want creativity that they specifically, explicitly, graciously, allow you to have.
>mods will probably break tommorowman
>>560558178Gas planet, where Advanced Filtration is mandatory like how Inflammable is mandatory on fire tornado planets. The gas pools in low-elevation areas where objectives and POIs are, and occasionally huge windstorms kick up the gas and temporarily blankets the entire map like a sandstorm or blizzard.Lightning storm planet, where you need Arc resist. Objectives and POIs are mostly on the tops of hills, where the planet's highly charged atmosphere causes frequent lightning strikes. Occasionally map-wide lightning storms happen where lightning strikes just bombard the map like the volcano or meteor modifiers.
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>>560556652>You might see an AC and EATs, maybe even an RR here and there but largely it was just RG/SGP + Breakers.Partially true. Railgun only saw use until Arrowhead nerfed it thirty six feet underground. Afterwards, the AC became king on bots, due to the fact that it could do both crowd control and deal with damn near every heavy. And on bugs, it was only EAT, flamethrower (when it could still kill shit), and arc thrower (when it had good range and DPS).The RR almost NEVER saw use, because it had the same damage as the EAT, an unstaged 12 second reload that you could easily get staggered out of, and could only reload ONE shell from a resupply.Also IncelBreaker was in the limited use category since ONLY THE HOST could make of it, status effects were completely broken for a long fucking time.
>>560558793No screencaps except the early launch livestreams they did where they tried and failed to play D6 and the one screencap of Pilestedt playing D3 (leading to the removal of the difficulty indicator by default) as well as the bullshit they were and still spout in the reddit/discord. Like Alexus who in 2024 stated multiple times that his favorite loadout included using both orbital smoke and eagle smoke. This was before even the 60 day patch, iirc. Absolute dead weight subhuman that clearly never touched even D7.
>>560559641The cosmetic EAT on the loader's shoulder always cracks me up.
D10Bugsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775242987877774/76561197999417031
>>560559352 I bet it smells like fermented fish in there
So is it safe to say these guys have no idea what made Helldivers good?
>>560558740Yeah i saw it on the menu, apologies
My delusional buff is to make the front facing armor for the mech suits have tank level durability and the guns heavy heavy armor durability
vros.... private modded /hdg/ servers soon... free from swedish kikery
>>560559714Flamethrower was always shit in my opinion. EAT to the leg was just vastly superior and everything worked better for killing chaff with the added benefit of not setting yourself on fire.
>>560559970I think they know, and its not what they wanted so they're forever mad to have made a game with wide appeal by accident.
>>560559352>Wiping on D3. How in the actual fuck.
>>560559615>where you need Arc resist.P2w
>>560560002EAT always was superior. Especially if you could crush chargers with the pod.
>>560559996I wonder and dread how arrowhead will respond to this
>>560558793>>560559352>>560559778The game is supposed to be stupid chaotic fun, you're not supposed to take it or play it seriously.- Alexus, Bringer of Balance.
>>560559921Failed to join
>>560557071if u actually think this ur stupid
>>560559970They made a game people liked completely on accident, yes. You see, they were trying to make a game that no one would like, but due to swedish incompetence ended up making something with potential that lots of people enjoyed. If everyone simply told them to nerf stuff all the time and make the game worse they'd accidentally balance things correctly.
>>560559608>>560559921>steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242987877774/76561197999417031full
>>560559996What's the point in having a private server when the game is already p2p?
>>560559970They have no idea, the game's success was entirely accidental. They were trying to make an extremely niche slow space milsim where you were an expandable nobody with weak mass-produced garbage equipment.Instead they accidentally made a massively popular horde shooter, and they fucking hate that people actually like it and that the game isn't the small niche autismfest that they wanted it to be.
>>560560002You're forgetting that it was a LOT harder to set yourself on fire back then, because the flames went straight through enemies and were spewed a little bit past the barrel.It absolutely wasn't like how it is now, where even thinking about pulling the trigger can ignite you.
>>560559641oh shit they were on difficulty 6! Big boys doing big boy missions!
>>560560290You still have to authenticate with their servers to be able to play. With this Arrowhead could completely shutdown the game and it would still be playable.
>>560560112Anon, what do you think diving on fire tornado planets or fighting the Incel Corps is?
>>560560217is that the original D3 image? There is just no fucking way they were actually wiping
I got so much sc that i don't even know what to buy cause i got all the warbonds
>>560556652Wish the Breaker was good again. I actually liked using it because the sound feels very satisfying and chunky.
>>560560406oh i didn't see that it was already posted in the replies >>560560406fucking christ lmao
>>560559615>>560560112100% chance of the lightning doing like 950 arc damage, so you'd only survive with a sliver of health when wearing that armor.
>>560560327Nah, it was still a self immolating piece of shit.You moved while shooting? On fire.Got hit while shooting? On fire.
>>560560217>>560558793>>560559352>>560560102>>560560406>Shrieker in the imageUnless they used to spawn at lower levels, its D5 at least. Still embarrassing to wipe on.https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Shrieker
>>560560501Buy everything on the superstore
>Your resupply call could suddenly become a request to throw a cluster strike at your feetI ruined a pub lobby the first time I ran into this modifier with that exact scenario, causing host to rage quit.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775242988696669/76561198391046460Achird
>>560559714>The RR almost NEVER saw use, because it had the same damage as the EAT, an unstaged 12 second reload that you could easily get staggered out of, and could only reload ONE shell from a resupply.My favorite part was that if you got staggered out of the reload after you put in the new shell but before the animation was completly finished, you just lost the shell and the RR remained unloadedThe animation cancel we use nowadays just deleted the shell back in the day
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>>560559641this is funnier by the fact that direct AP hits to bile titans didn't do any damage at this time
>>560560643He was playing Meridia, which had hundreds of shriekers spawn at the end of the mission on any difficulty iirc. I can't remember if this was still when they instakilled you if they landed on you after killing them.
>>560558408Yes. Helldivers have superhuman stamina and strength. And if that somehow fails, I've got a thermite with her name on it.
What is the point of the spear?
>>560561202Why is it squirting from its asshole?
>>560561146>Acting smug about not being able to extract>No stars, probably just brute forced primary objectives dying nonstop
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>>560561318>moving the goalpost
>>560561258The sharp bit at the end of the stick.
>>560561146Yup, that's worthy of an early dinner to celebrate. With a delicious side of Baconator's steaming sweaty salted hams.
>>560561146>did a challenge back then>was doing the loadout challenge recently before the reddit doxxing thing happened>admitted his PC was having problems after into the unjustShams is a dickhead but at least he occaisonally plays the game when people get on his case.
>>560561371>bragging about not being able to play the game
>>560561371the goalpost of being able to beat a mission on d5 LMAO
>>560561258I used to be the only thing that could kill bot turrets from the front, of course only if you stood on the correct ground, and there were no shrubs nearby or between you and the target, and there was no fog interference, and if you dived first to get the lock on, or crouched, or were not crouching, and there was no enemy on the ground in between you and the turret, and you didn't have a skill issue, and worked on your machine.Now it is obsolete.
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>>560556652>>560557083>>560560683Saddest part is, the system wasn't WHOLLY unsalvageable, it just needed iterating on with more modifiers and possibly making some a give-and-take (using the ones they had as examples:)>Orbitals are less accurate due to atmospheric cover, but the delay is reduced because of less time needed for precise aiming>Eagle-1 carries less stock for her stratagems due to supply issues, but reloading is faster>Automaton Interference is scrambling stratagem codes, however all enemy reinforcements are also delayedAlong with them never adding new weather types, and the system only being used to go "ohmygod jet brigade again!!!", it's a shell of what it could have been.
>>560537042GUYS, GUYS, THE EXPECTED OUTCOME! ok>>560538064basedbasedbased
>>560557837>some players never got the hang of crushing chargers via the EAT pods.strats balls didn't and still don't consistently stick to chargers
>>560554707>>560556038sex with bile spewer
>>560559403idk what they did to the rocket pods but I thought they were supposed to have some degree of homing. they're fucked now and consistently miss their target, whereas they didn't way back then
>>560555289>t. low iq mongrel
>>560560102This was during Meridia, where all the objectives were bugged and bug breaches spawned directly on top of objectives for the first few days. Bile titans and their corpses would instagib the drill they spawned on. Extraction spawned an endless horde of shreikers and this was also when their bodies were made out of concrete so if you killed one and their corpse collided with you, you're dying or your mech was going to get 1-2 shot.
>>560555289voxes are NOT fine they still shoot through themselves and turn in ways that are annoying and shitty, and enemies can walk through and shoot through their dead corpses still
>>560561146I have genuine respect for Shams actually trying. More than the faggot devs
Quick test don't mind me.
