Turtle update in 4 days Edition>Recent NewsNightmares of Ursol will release March 20th for Turtle Wow, introducing a bunch of new content to the game and unlocking BWL on Ambershire: https://forum.turtlecraft.gg/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=24129>Released ServersCrusader-Storm - https://crusader-storm.com/ (TBC)Season of the Crusade - https://seasonofthecrusade.com/ (Vanilla+ / TBC)Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (BBC+, Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)Turtle WoW - https://turtlecraft.gg (Vanilla+)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)>GuildsTo join a guild, post your in-game name or ask for the name of someone online.<Evil> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, most active guild<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, active ERP/raiding guild from >>>/trash/heals <Poo in the Loo> - Stormforge Frostmourne, crossfaction, active<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon, Alliance, active<Full Moon Company> - Turtle Wow, Nordanaar, crossfaction, inactive legacy guild>BBC+https://github.com/ascensionhandynotespoi/HandyNotes_Ascension_POIhttps://bronzebeardmaps.pages.dev/>TurtleAll Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsMisc - https://database.turtlecraft.gg | https://talents.turtlecraft.gg | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtletimers.com>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX>Previous Thread>>560353856
shawl of the castellian from kara 10 makes you translucent when you equip it roll for it if you want to roleplay as a spooky ghost
should I return to turdle for the new patch?
the true turtle endgame
New thread>>560584296 >>560584296 >>560584296
>>560585196>pvp fixed>world bosses fixed>tent retarded half fixed, nerfing rested xp stinks thoughI'm daring to have hopium
>>560585405You're brown.
I'm going to level a shaman, should I go elemental so I can heal in dungeons? that should be good XP right?
does turtle have dual spec?
>>560586104yes, you can either pay 350g at the gurubashi arena or buy it in the totally not p2w cash shop
>>560586104you can buy this that lets you respec on the fly
Rekd and kekd edition
>>560586351Is <Branded> the only 4channel guild that hasn't had their guild bank robbed yet? They keep theirs locked up tight.
>>560586440Evil had all the stuff (in money worth) returned.
>>560586185it's pay to save time chud
>>560586351surely theres already clips of stino crying about this or are they trying to safe face? also who is the chad
>>560586906Stino suspiciously did not stream today even though he usually does. Possibly related?
nerf sh*amans already fucking retards
>>560586039go enh (which can quest much faster than ele) and tank in dungeons
>>560586906According to the logs it was gashawg
what addon to get class colors in chat?
>>560587442Fuck you bitch.
what class should i roll if i want to play with EVIL
>>560588129preop helf for gramble
what level before i can talk in chat?
>>5605886185 or maybe 10 can't remember what they have it at right now
worse thread
REMINDER: Branded is the ONLY /wpsg/ guild to EVER clear Emerald Sanctum hardmode.
is there RP on ambershire
what class do i roll to play with branded
>>560586351QRD?
holy fuck turtle is actually goodwhy wasn't i playing sooner
>>560589313Guild only clear?
>>560589313Logs. Now.
>>560589440client still sucksguess it's fine if ur a pve andy
>>560589460Flag and Hamon status?elafi back in branded again?
Official Branded ES HM clear
>>560590286im glad my bun and i didnt take the portal, we can be spammed in an image forever!
>>560590286Imagine leaving before we could take a screenshot
>>560588129male goblin with mustache ranged hunter with monkey pet
>>560590286is that bessiebelle from evil?
>>560591337PROPERTY OF TANDROK
>>560590286isn't that bessiebelle?
>>560589628this client keeps freezing during loading screens for me what the fuck
>>560589616I have the logs for Branded's ES HM. How much are they worth to you?
>>560589628what's wrong with the client?
good night!
Hero of the Alliance
>>560592978it's shittythey did fine for the client but after playing a classic/retail or even a wotlk client, you'll feel the difference and it fucking sucks
>>560593989I don't feel the difference.
>>560593679She looks like she fucks wolves.
the fem helf voice is way hotter than belves
>>560594078unsure if bait, probably is, but the difference is most noticeable with melee classes.phantom melee range, weird positional/char model issues, issues with spell batching.
I can't decide between mage warrior or shaman
>>560594714what race/gender for each class?
Shaman is so boring to play, how do people hit 60.
>>560595778orc mage, human warrior, troll shamanmale
how people get turtle?
I want Elafi to whisper cum for me
>>560596016go to the site and click the download button?
>>560596156hmmm nyohow ride turtle?
>>560596156sorry i meant in game.
>>560596016>>560596205>>560596184its a quest at the darkmoon faire!
>>560595967damn those are boring as fuck orc mage would be my bet i guess
i am rolling a fem helf holy paladin
>>560596346sorry i meant female
>>560596442male orc mage is kino, actuallyif going fem for those races i'd pick fem human warrior or femtroll shaman though.both of those kinda suck to level, warrior moreso, both are in demand(tank warr, resto, ele, totems in general)both are fun with gear
>>560595909they don't!
>>560596570really? I heard everyone and their mother wanted druid tanks
>>560596672nobody really cares what the tank is as long as they're not retarded
>>560596341note: lvl 18 needed, without lvl40 riding mastery the speed of the turtle is your level divided by 2, so at level 18 its 9% move speed boost
0 reinstall turdleodds leave for another 6 monthsevens masturbate furiously
0 join evilodds join brandedeven join chuckers of sneed
>>560598080Welcome to Evil
>>560598080Unlucky.
>>560598080rip to this guy
>>560598080whalecum
>>560598080We're giving the next Bindings to this guy.
>>560598080PROPERTY OF GRAMBLE
why the fuck am i playing a janky ass private server
>>560598527midnight is more of the same from retail since legion.marathon is a disappointment.I guess RE:9 is okay
>>560598080i kneel
>>560598080LOSER!
>>560598527what are you gonna do? play gw2? lolretail? megalolclassic? might as well play turtle since that's more fresh and new and different enough to be funthere's nothing else bro, enjoy it while it lasts. blizz is sending assassins to shenna's house as we speak
why did frostmourne have sally standing outside of the black temple? what are they trying to say here
>>560598838Sally's Great Balls on my face NOW
>>560598838>BLACKED temple
>>560598838They weren’t catering to your obsession with african americans, incel
an in game radio is pretty kino ngl
An in-game radio is a retarded waste of time and money.
an in game radio would be better if you could go on as a guest caller and say random shit
what dps meter do i install
When I listened to Turtle's radio thing, it was just some kid's Youtube playlist of music taken from Tiktok memes.If you want to do a radio thing, you need to have audience engagement. You could easily take call-ins through discord. You could have guilds make short adverts for their guilds and run them as commercial breaks along with promos for roleplaying events and other in-game things. Let people make music requests. That sort of thing.>but someone might say a bad word!There definitely will be trolls but you can ban them. People aren't going to melt just because they heard the nigger word once.
>>560601594they actually do that during live shows. otherwise its just a repeat offline playlist of stuff
why is my fps so shit in durotar wtf
my fuckiong hearthstone is gooone
>>560601745They just take guests and do interviews on liveshows and it’s pretty lame because the guests are some guy who made a thing on Turtle Wow.
Forgotten…
>>560585405heh
>>560584843><gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon, Alliance, active>active
>>560623286We in <gulag> are grown men with jobs and families. We can't play WoW 24/7.
>>560623286see >>560623615, try checking during a weekend when the wife takes the kids to the grandparents, like 30 to 40 people are online and hang out on ventrilo.
Just went for my daily jog. Currently my physical condition is liquid shit but every day it gets a little easier- and I become a little better at it.With that said, I really wanna top a troll now.
>>560598838She's either a seedbed for bugs or fucks tentacle monsters beyond mortal comprehension. Or the Thing just skinwalks her. Your call.
>560494578Wait Turtle has actual mods like this? Damn I might actually start playing there.
>>560624783>Minor spelling mistake.
>raid leader of MC pug last night whispered the healers asking for their hp and "gear level" on a rating from bad - okay - good>i didn't have all my preraid resto shaman gear yet so I said my gear was bad, 179 hp but the drakkisath emblem pushes it to 449 (for reference i also have 64 mp5 and a 4.4k mana pool)>he told me to look up preraid bis before joining any raids and kicked me, the other 4 healers apparently said they had "great" gearI'll admit my gear was dogshit, but am I crazy for thinking that with 5 healers in a 20 man the odds of any fuckups happening from my subpar heals would be minimal? Whenever I logged out last night I saw him still trying to recruit a MT and bouncing between 3 and 4 healers.
>>560625347179 is incredibly low broeven dps end up with more than that from their dps gear
>>560625347>he told me to look up preraid bis before joining any raids and kicked meHonestly this is always the right call. Once you've led a few raids you'll understand.
>>560625347I have more healing power than you as a warlock.
>>560625505You're right but trying to get into dungeons for my pieces has felt like pulling teeth. I dont think I've gotten any queues for strat dead, lbrs, or DM in about a week. No clue where all the people are, are people just raid logging in preparation for BWL later this week?
>>560625797that's why you spam a specific dungeon with your guild group 5-10 times in a row until everyone who needs a specific piece from said dungeon has it
>>560625347you should have joined evil, they would let you heal in quest greens and HR sulfuron hammer for insane healer damage
>>560625347On the one hand it’s just MC and you are a shaman and a healer so you can kind of skate by if your gear is cruddy.On the other hand it’s so frustrating to show up to a raid with all your shit in order only for wipes to happen because other people aren’t ready for the raids.Additionally if you don’t know people gear can be a good way to estimate their skill. If they have gear from the raid then you can assume they know what to do. If they show up in greens you can guess that they are clueless. No this isn’t 100% accurate but are you going to risk your raid hoping the guy in greens is some skilled raider? Because after a few wipes people will leave and if enough people it that’s your run. And then if you cleared a boss and are locked out that sucks for you and the others because fat chance putting together a raid with new people for a partial clear.
>>560625347179 healing is a joke, I had more than that at 45 levels when I was leveling as a holy priest. That having been said, this sounds like an Ambershire problem. 2 people can heal a 20 man raid, and if you were 5th healer in a 20 man group you were already in the "boost" slot of the raid, so the RL is also silly for needing a 5th healer.
0 i'll join evil's 1st BWL odds i'll do nothingevens i'll jerk off to helves
>>560625347Im going to have to agree with the other anons here and say you arent raid ready but 5 healers in a 20 man is insane. I assume the group wouldn't have the DPS to clear stuff efficiently at that point. Also I saw that guy's messages in world chat last night too, I thought it was funny how he kept getting more and more desperate for a MT and dousers. By the end I think he said dousers got 2 SR's and +50 on first roll. No clue if it ever even popped off.But yeah, being as polite as possible, your gear is dog dookie like you said.
If you pug MC optimal number is 25, 5 heals, 3 tanks, even spread of classes. Pugs suck and you can’t fuck around. I wouldn’t take anyone in less than prebis. Sorry but join a guild if you want to be carried.
This guy >>560626806 PuGs.
>>560626180yeah it sure is an ambershire problem that every MC doesn't have guys in naxx and kara40 gear to carry greenoids what an insightful comment
>>560626806It's an easy game, dude.
>>560625347>this is what happens when people say "you can do MC/ZG in quest greens" and ignore all context
>>560627258If it's so easy then make your own raid.
>>560627314You can if you do it with a guild that is willing to carry new members. You cannot rely on pugs to carry you.
Man I really get why people don't bother playing shaman.>Shock mob>Lightning shield>auto auto auto>heal>auto auto auto>reapply shield>heal>auto auto autonext mob bruh
>>560627601also totems
>>560625347Im going to go against the grain and say your gear level is probably fine if you were wearing 60 dungeon blues. If you brought consumes (i assume not because no one in pugs wants to use them lol) I would probably let you in my group. 90% of what you provide to the raid is your fire resist totem and windfury totem and with your mana pool you could literally just spam rank 1 chain heal nonstop every encounter and probably get away with it. If you want to not get shit on like you did here and by the RL you need to find a guild to start raiding with. But yes, in the future if you want to pug MC or ZG without anyone raising a stink you'd need like 400-450 HP. I think preraid HP caps around 550?
>>560625347bro ignore those people you were only there to give wind totem, honestly i fucking hate these stupid time wasters.>OHMC HARD YOU NEEDfucking die off
^these fags would realize how retarded they are after joining even 1 mc pug
>>560629083They'd realize how retarded they are if they actually played the game and had to see the "LF healers at majordomo" messages in world chat.
>nooo you don't understand i let in badly geared dps and tanks so i need you to have raid gearim so trired wow might be full of the lowest IQ people ever
Nordschizos you are irrelevant stay out of our conversations
>>560629347There are THOUSANDS of us. We run this general.No I can't name any besides me stop asking I'm just being considerate shut up I'm not lying.
I've never raided before in my life. What am I missing out on?
>>560629684autism and despair
>>560629684the easiest mechanics in the world being gate kept by retards who think you need gear as gear as whats being dropped to do it.
I love being in Nordanaar, joining BWL with empty item slots because I'm a shaman while enjoying chit chat on Discord, gearing up and having fun and not taking this extremely easy game seriously.
>>560627258Why not join a chill dadgamer guild (or anon one) that will gladly take you into MC wearing greens?
im just going to have to buy a weapon every 5 levels for my shaman leveling this is ass.
>>560625347Honestly you should count yourself lucky since the run was a mess and and no shaman gear dropped at all
every retard crying about gearchecks for pugraids is a greengeared, 30 minutes /played at lvl 60, freeloading nigger that relies on gibsmedats and refuses to pull his own weightbut as soon as you point that out they will try and convince you that they raidlead multiple naxx raids back in 2004 and how piss easy the game isif it is so piss easy then why don't you have preraid blues? it never occurred to you that mc is piss easy when you are being carried by a dozen preraid bis guys that pop consumables worth more in gold than your entire account combineddon't wanna deal with "toxic chud" pugs demanding preraid bis?go join a casual dad guild- oh wait you cry about those too because they need 20 wipes and 2 hours to clear majordomoi'm tired of niggers crying about gearchecks
>if mc is easy why didn't you waste time farming pre-raid bis
this is why shenna should just sell level boosts and bis gear sets because there's no fucking point in having to grind out shit to be able to play the gameblizzard learned this shit fucking decades ago
>>560631545honestly yea, everyone wants you to have gear, no on wants to run dungeons. so would people really be angry if shenna solves the problem or schrodingers pre-bis?
>>560631254>mc is easy because i get carried by people who farmed their prebis
>>560631545>>560631726plenty of instant max lvl instant full BiS jaja servers out there for you to enjoyoh what's that, you don't want to play on them despite them catering exactly to your wishes? how odd
>>560631935seethe harder prebistranny
>do you want to this guy to have pre-bis?>Yes>So okay I will sell it to him?>No>So you will run dungeons?>No>...
>>560631972the only one seething here is you because you can't get into an MC pug though
perhaps there is something in between being full pre-bis and 149 healing power (literally 3-4 healing power greens gets you that much)
how much mana and HP do healers need for MC?
>>560632659300-350 healing, assuming its not coming from greens and you dont have 2.1k HP is enough.
there are a lot of dad gamer guilds that will happily take you if you only have half of your pre BiS farmed>NO I DONT WANT THATthen keep farming your pre BiS
bro in wotlk you could clear naxx easy is quest gear
then go play wotlk
i am
just saw a rogue with deathbringer, I'm going to be sick
>>560625347Laugh at this healet
>>560633396i think i saw her in desolace
i joined a dadgamer guild on nord and they invited (forced) me into BWL while i was still wearing level 40 questing greens. i had never raided before but they were more than happy to teach me. i had a blast.
>>560633516>they were more than happy to teach me. i had a blast.honestly for how much they're mocked dad guilds are the only humans playing wow.To them it's actually a game.
>>560633516Meanwhile <Evil> won't even help people with dungeons or attunement.
>>560633396>healetThey're geared for tanking tho
my friend with jindo hexxer was forced into kara40 because the pug he plays with didn't have enough shamans that night
>>560632515Im the original poster of the mc pug kick and read all the replies. I think the feedback was fair and I was definitely thinking too highly of my loadout that I know realize needs actual pieces to work. After I got kicked I talked to a friend about my gear and bought frost shock and you off the AH for an extra 40ish HP. Once I get back from work I'm going to start pugging strat dead for the robe and DMN for the healing pieces there. Is there anything from the turtle dungeons (BM, vaults, kara crypt) i should also aim for or should I wait to gear up more before running them?
>>560634378>vaultsabsolute garbage
>>560634378Feel free to join those level 60 dungeons, just say "hey my gear isn't the best, care with the pulls please" and that will be enough for 99% of server population. Being a shaman alone will make everyone overlook your bad gear.
>>560633840based
>>560633516That never happened.
>>560633723The people who make fun of dadgamer guilds and dadgamers in general aren't the people you want to play with at all.
>>560635479Anon not everyone want to spend 4 hours in MC every week
>>560635672Even the worst dadgamer guild raid I've been on has taken less than two hours to clear MC. But again thank you for taking yourself out, trash.
>>560635775Terrible ragebait
>>560635887You don't deserve better because you're terrible.
>>5606343781. Download the Atlas addon to check the loot tables in game & reputation rewards. 2. Maybe save money to buy a Grandstaff of the Shen'dralar Elder, if you find a jewelcrafter who has the crafting recipe learned you could bring him the materials and get a cheaper price than at auction house3. Zul Gurub and Lower Karazhan are easier than Molten Core and pug them to get gear for Molten Core if you want to go in order4. Join <Evil>
>>5606358872 hour MC is only possible in pugs with no Discord and everyone is in greens. Dadgamer guilds will have Discord and a few geared people that know the strats.
if I level via BG's will I just be fucked at 60 when I have zero gear?
>>560625347I don't think pre-bis is so hugely important for MC, especially on Nordanaar, but 179 is bottom of the barrel amounts of +healing. At that point are you even wearing healing gear?
>>560636642in a few days youll actually be in better shape, since youll be able to buy pvp gear!
>>560636642Turning mark of honors in before level 60 gives you gear I'm pretty sure, else buy blue gear at the auction house
>>560636642>>560636843you can buy bg rep gear right now and it's for the most part better than dungeon gear
will <Evil> help me attune for BWL if i am not in the guild and haven't played for a few months? i might even join one or two BWL raids
>>560637272Join the guild
>>560637272>join an empty ubrs>run to the orbtakes like 10 minutes, you dont need help
got to level 13 last night on turtleI want to eventually do dungeons and raids but I should just keep questing for now, right?
>>560637368nyo>>560637373no BWL for me then
All this samefag seethe just because his no gear having ass was rejected from an MC. Yikes.
hit level 13 on turtle 2 minutes ago should i go RFC?
>>560637481Why nyot
>>560637558hop on
>>560637437If you're horde you can do Ragefire Chasm at that levelIf you're alliance wait another 5-6 levels for Deadmines/Wailing Caverns
>>560634378BM has a nice amount of healing gear you can get from the bosses (Neck, ring, trink) along with some rep gear if you spend the time to hit revered/exalted there. Vaults has shit for healers really and Crypt has a nice ring but people rarely run that dungeon since you need a key to enter. If you have some extra gold you could also buy some green gear with a "of healing" suffix on it that'll give you more healing power at the cost of lower mana, sucks a bit sure but it's useable until you get lucky with gear raid drops.
>>560637437if you're new to wow, turtle got a dungeon finder button near the mini map, but you're too low level to do any dungeon right now, wait for level 15 if you're horde, and level 20 if you're alliance
>>560637665note: you'll have to walk to the dungeon, know the location before you queue up for anything so you don't go to somewhere you didn't unlock the fast travel for
>>560637665>>560637628thanks, yeah in retrospect my post was worded really poorlyI'm completely new, should've mentioned that
>>560637592i'm just nyot feeling it
>>560637272Yes, whisper Aecheur
>>560637272Sure
>>560636160He's just weirdly out of touch if he thinks anyone is doing MC for 4 hours, let alone fathers with responsibilities that make it really hard to play for even an hour uninterrupted.
>>560637657People don't run Crypts because that dungeon is fucking awful.
>>560638232Pugs are.
>>560638426Protip don't pug.
>>560638232I literally left a dadgamer guild because they had 4 hour+ MCs
>>560636103Join Branded instead if you want to see raids beyond MC.
Prison gay thread
>>560638232If you cant bring a minimum of 2 hours then dont sing up for a raid, 3 if we are being realistic, I dont care if your spawns are shitting themselves in the background.And yes, I have seen pugs be stuck in MC for 3 hours.
>>560638735You literally didn't. Why lie about it?
>>560639131Your MCs shouldn't take more than two hours. If they do, don't be surprised if people walk out.
>>560639314Retard
>>560639540You don't need to introduce yourself.
We're all brothers sharing the same thraed! Stop fighting each others!
my chill dadgamer guild had MC down to 45 minutes
>>560639452Obviously, but I also have boomers who think after 2 hours of naxx its fine for them to just walk out.
>>560637272You.Join <Evil>.Now.
>>560640145if your a pug you only get 2 hours if we're a guild maybe you get more if we agree beforehand.
If Evil doesn't clear BWL in 2 hours I'm walking out
Is it really so weird to have something else to do after 2 hours?
>>560641916it's weird to be so inconsiderate to others that you sign up for a raid even though you have other shit to do in the timeframe the raid could go into
>>560642141>timeframe the raid could go intowhat am I Nostradamus? at some points if you're raid needs more than a certain amount of time you should just pack it in.
>>560642321yeah and that "certain amount of time" isn't 2 hoursWoW is not the game for you if you can't ever dedicate more than 2 hours at once to play
>>560642414how much time do you think it is then
>>5606425154
>>560642414A flask is 2 hours. The raid is over after 2 hours, if we didn't finish, we do it another day.
>>560642624
Molten Core is a 45 minute raid if you aren't speedrunning. If you are speedrunning it's like 20 minutes but 45 minutes to an hour is normal.The anons saying they won't do Molten Core for more than two hours are perfectly reasonable saying that. More than two hours means you are fucking up big, and you can't expect people to stay for a shitshow. Sorry. Other people have lives they need to live.
>>560634378>>560625347unironically great posts that got people talking about something that isnt trannies or erp guild dramajust keep working on your preraid set anon, im sure you'll turn out great in a week or so
>>560644298>people are talking about the game>"HEY REMEMBER TRANNY SHIT"Shut the fuck up dumbass.
kinda odd how the same people that claim that MC is easy and a sub 45 min raid are the ones that don't even get into a pug to begin with due to having green gear
>>560643969there are literally 10 guilds that did MC in 45 minutes or less on ambershire in the past lockoutyou are clueless
>everyone who posts is this one guy i don't like i love this thread
When is Branded doing BWL?
>>560644581sunday!
>>560644446>there are only two anons in this threadI said he should get geared first because that's what I did. I got my prebis before entering MC. But then again I don't pug usually because I'm not stupid and joined a raiding guild.>>560644503Because it's a 45 minute raid.How many did it in over two hours?
>>560644636>it's a 45 minute raid, and that's why barely anyone can do it in 45 minutesshut the fuck up retard
>>560644503There are 20 guilds running MC on Ambershire.
>>560644636mc is a 27 minute raid retarded monkey
>>560644815>barely anyoneTen guilds isn't barely anyone though.How many took over two hours? Answer the question.
No one even logged a 2h+ run of Molten Core this week on Ambershire
I literally want nord players to be killed irl. Literally fuck off dude how can you possibly think you have any ground to stand on in deciding how long a raid should take when it's current when you've only ever done Turtle's MC with naxx geared people?
your walk to the grocery store takes 5 minutes because hussein bolt can run at 45km/h but yet here you are taking an hour to get there or even worse, taking a car cuz ur a fat fuck
>>560644927Wow! Would you look at that? The anons saying anything over two hours in MC are being completely reasonable and rational and know exactly what they're talking about. Whoa!
>>560644927I will now be joining <WE GAMING>
i've been queued as DPS for RFC for over an hour.what's easier for shamans tanking or healing?
>>560645059Good thing dads don't even know what logs are or how to log a raid! Wowwie....
>>560644927https://www.turtlogs.com/viewer/98914/base
>>560644927link to the website?
>>560645247>81 out of 81 logged runs cleared mc in under two hours>"yeah but what about my imaginary 10 hour dad gamer guild raids"
>>560645225Early levels, healingYou cant really tank until you get the threat talents around levels 20-25
>>560645287https://www.turtlogs.com/pve/speed_run
>>560643969In Kara 40 gear maybe
The two hour thing is less the time it takes and more that it would be two hours of pure incompetence. You'd be wiping the entire time and your gear would lose all its durability more than once, on top of the obscene amount of consumes you'd be blowing through.A lot of people are going to drop out even before an hour of that. Sorry but people really don't tolerate unsanctioned buffoonery.
>>560645403
>>560645645>cracks rumsey black label>siiipppNow THAT was a raid...
>>560645645>3 out of 129If you're in one of these guilds, just know this shit isn't normal. Get a real guild.
>>560645645imagine the 18 hour long raw, feral ERP with hot and sweaty elves with a side of coal and sulfur smell in their hair in there...
>>560645645Bonds that will last a lifetime were formed in this raid.
>>560645645>Tout au rand>Coalition du St SandwichWhy are the French so bad at raiding
>>560645645>Lore accurate raidingI'm joining Valhalla bros...
>>560645403>>560645268
>more raids did mc in under 45 minutes than did in over 2 hoursPoint proven.
>>560645863Ask Aecheur.
>>560646145>aecheur raided for months and was decked out in bis yet never once did more dps than the tank
>>560645982speedrunning IS a mental illness https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq9_V0MYzSk
>>560645645Those aren't dad gamer guilds though. Those are pugs. You can see their guilds' real runs above.>95.Yeah Nah (Week 70) - 01:19:54>103.DeathandTaxes (Week 70) - 01:25:22>107.Valhalla (Week 70) - 01:28:30Someone in each of those guilds missed their runs and decided to host a pug to not lose a week.The anon who posted 81 runs accounted for this by filtering to display best runs.
>>560646325Where's <Evil>?
>>560645982Your mistake was underestimating how bad the average player from this thread is and their lack of self-awareness. They really think if you don't come to MC in pre-raid BiS it will take 2+ hours to clear and that they are able to clear in 1 hour purely because of how skilled and geared they are. The possibility that they are playing an easy game that requires little to no skill or time investment even dads can clear reliably horrifies them, because it means despite being terminally online losers that live in this game, they still suck at it.
>>560646693still wiping on Lucifron
>>560642414There is no need to argue, if he thinks thats what he should do then he needs to find guilds willing to put up with that.Any normal guild will simply not count your attendance that day.
>>560646543good thing this conversation is talking about pugs and why said pugs might not want to take guys with no gear then
>>560647263But even with pugs you only managed to find three that were over two hours.In my experience pugs are more prone to leave a raid if it's going bad than guildies on a guild run. I'm sure those runs had plenty of substitutes joining in at various points. Hell I've seen people advertise that they need more for MC but they're already at Majorhomo.I don't know. If you want to spend four hours with pugs wiping in MC that's on (You). I won't be doing that.
>>560647041I honestly wasn't aware that anons would take offense to me saying MC was a 45 hour raid (it is) because they take over an hour to do it.Look, if your MCs take over an hour to do and you're fine with that, and your guildmates are fine with that, then I'm fine with that. It's ok that you're doing a raid slightly slower. At least it isn't two hours of wipes, which is two fewer hours than the four hours some out of touch anon expected MCs to take.
>>560646325Honestly speedruns of vanilla raids are really fun to do once because of how ridiculous they get pulling everything the way you do. Definitely fun to watch as well. But I lack the autism to compel myself to do that sort of thing every week because I like having my nice comfy raids.
>>560647560>But even with pugs you only managed to find three that were over two hours.pugs usually don't do logsthe ones that do get logged don't show up in the speedrun list, only groups that are at least half guildies doi've linked you to a log that isn't in that list several times now and the 2 brain cells you have still aren't putting this together, like what can I even say when you're just too retarded to understand something so simpleWhat country are you from?
>>560648272>pugs usually don't do logsProof?
Kill yourself Nordschizo, just fucking do it.
>>5606483452 hours+ runs are from clueless groups and guild raiding it for the first time, they don't even know how to log
>>560648485See>>560646543>You can see their guilds' real runs above.>95.Yeah Nah (Week 70) - 01:19:54>103.DeathandTaxes (Week 70) - 01:25:22>107.Valhalla (Week 70) - 01:28:30Each one of those guilds with an over 2 hour MC for Week 70 also had an under 2 hour MC for Week 70.
>>560646325It's cool
Stino didn't stream today either, the gbank being robbed must've really gotten to him.
yay
I'm looking through that 18 hour Valhalla raid and the log is wonky. First kills are at an hour in, then the next set of kills are 13 hours in, they kill Rag 14 hours in, then there's Onyxia attempts in the log as well 20 hours in.Then if you look up the people listed in the raid they're in the guild <minimum effort> which is a guild that got a 48 minute MC this week. Shit's fucky.
>>560649256all in god's plan god's great god bless! :)
>>560649289How long did it take you to do that? Might get exalted with one of them myself for the enchants
Please don't kill yourself Ellifta. Keep telling us grandpa stories about how fast you clear MC on Nord with full Kara 40 gear while jerking off to trannies. We all aspire to be a nordschizo like you someday.
L Nordanaar L Nordanaar
https://turtlogs.com/viewer/99058/base?history_state=121 minute mc stay mad amberfags
>>560649512I can't say for sure, since I'm not level 60, but I managed to do it in three days by turning in quest items and occasionally following other level 60 players who were grinding.
show on the doll where Ellifta refused to touch you
https://turtlogs.com/viewer/98061/base?history_state=1>jib getting outdpsed by dr. jib
>>560649882>21 minutes for a weekly quest runNord players are so bad...
>>560625347>>560634378Name? I can run some shit with you if you’re on Ambershite.
>>560650142That's so funny Ellifta
>>560650452It gets worse.https://turtlogs.com/viewer/98629/base?history_state=1The fag also took 48 minutes to clear MC this week on his alt. Guess that means he's bad huh. I mean that's what he was telling this thread, that anything over 45 minutes is just abnormal and wrong.
>>560650339Dr. Jib has Scythe and Atiesh so it doesn't count
>>560650856Dr. Jib made something of his life by going to medical school instead of spending all day every day chasing trannies and begging for a crumb of sex.
>ellifta mad because he can't nordschizo anymore without getting called out by name
>>560649256>>560586351>"Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God" (Matthew 19:24)
>>560651461Based and Blessed
>>560651461God Bless!!!
I'm good friends with God and he told me he hates streamers
God commands His children to spread the gospel which Stino unironically does during his Wow pserver streams.
>>560651461>yes goyim stay poor and pay me taxes or else you won't get into heaven!christianity is the most cucked shit ever invented by humans lmao
>>560652745That’s not what that means.
Tauri.You join <gulag>Now.
I fucking love religion bro
>>560652627This is really cute, I wish more people would make kino like this.
>>560652627I want Seralys to pull my ropes if you know what I mean and by ropes I mean ropes of cum in case you didn't know what I mean
Epoch PVP update is out now, downloaded new launcher and updateServers going back online in 1-2 hoursLogs confirm that MC is dropping next month
>>560652934ok this one's pretty good
>>560653068i deleted the client after ascension staff banned me for botting on bbc
>>560655091They banned you what niggers? by what right?
>>560653068turtle lost
Gashawg was kicked from Chuckers for this https://turtlecraft.gg/armory/Ambershire/Gashawg
>>560656939LMAO
>>560656939>it's realJesus Christ
>launch turtle wow>type in password>login into character select>stare at it for a minute then alt f4how do I fix this situation...
>>560656939hahahah wtf
>>560656939kekbur even
>>560657337>>560657458>>560657985>>560658079HA HA HA SO FUCKING FUNNY WE GOT AN INNOCENT GUY GKICKED FOR SOMETHING HE DIDN'T DO HA HA HA WE ARE JUST FUCKING HILARIOUS AND NOT AWFUL PEOPLE
>>560656939God Bless!
>>560658148STFU YOU LOST
>>560656939Insider here. What actually happened is>Gashawg's ERP logs leaked here, then eventually made their way back to our discord>Stino tells Gashawg that they just can't be having him publicly ERPing with trannies>Gashawg says if they don't appreciate his love for spicy butt chocolate they don't deserve him and steals the whole gbank>Gashawg gets gkickedSo it's really only tangentially related.
>>560650856>he uses 2 items that buff me so it doesnt countlol lmao
Why is this guy so obsessed with ellifta, QRD?
>>560657789good question. gotta find a reason to keep playing, whatever that looks like for you
>>560660746Just a simple case of Thunderfury envy (happens to people with small penises)
>>560660868just have a bigger penis. simple as.
>>560656939
>>560660868>Thunderfury envyexplain?
>>560657789You need to open the database, find an item you really want, stare at it for a minute minimum, and then log into the game
>Waiting for Epoch servers to come upI WANNA PLAY THE NEW PATCH ALREADY
>>560663317...
Wait, ambershire is not unlocking the new raid?Whats the point?
>>560664424it's post aq40
>>560664424devs made it sound like timbermaw hold is around aq40 difficulty and gear so itd fuck up progressionit just means nord players get to beta test
>>560664580>a bunch of bears are more dangerous than c'thunkek
can someone help me kill cliff giants in feralas
>>560664734I'd rather fight a zombie than a bear yet naxx is the last raid in vanilla
>>560664734the emerald nightmare is also old god relatedso theyre old god empowered bears, and xavius is there too
>>560664580>>560664662what size is timbermaw anyway? 20?
>>560665136yeah its a 20 man catch up raid like ZG and aq20. they said itd be harder than the usual 20 man which makes sense if its meant to get you into aq40 and naxx
>>560664837race?class?gender?name?
Do browntoid trannies actually pay for this shit?
>>560665450is that an npc party member? if so thats a must buy
>>560666527having dragon's dogma ai npc partners would be so dope in wow
what class should i roll on turtle if i want to get into raids easily.
>>560653068can'tmy gimmick of interacting with players doesn't exist on epoch like it does on turtleeven though it's a better client, and i love pvp, i cannot do it
>>560668963Paladin
>>560668963literally any healer or tankwarlocks are also usually welcomed into raids since theyre underplayed and everyone loves curse of elements
>>560669241are there any tanks or healer i should avoid?
>>560670215noplay what you want and if it's an in demand role even better
>>560670215paladin mostly due to oversaturation but even then nobody is going to turn down a paladin player who actually picks up the shield or puts on the dressevery tank and healer in turtle is viable
>>560670215avoid warrior if you are completely new to the game
>>560668963Too much warrior, too much hunters, too much paladins, you can check this graph to check the population https://twow-pop.click/If you want to raid with anons you'll be accepted with any class
>>560669241tanks do NOT get into raids easilythere's only 3 dedicated ones at most per raid and it's the role you want to rely on some random faggot off the street to fill the least
>>560653068is there even enough players for MC?
>>560668963Deep dive on the Turtle Wow Discord guild recruitement board
>>560668963shaman, paladin, druid
>>560670986>>560671916dang nta but I rolled a warrior yesterdaynever did fury before and it seemed fun
>>560671916keep in mind for guilds looking for boomkin that you exist to give crit to other, better castersturtle devs refuse to fix their mana issues
>>560672017While you're still leveling warrior's not bad if you have enough initiative to tank, what's needed in a raid environment is way different from what is needed along the way
>>560673156I'm new so I figured tanking would be a bad idea
>>560673365in dungeons the group usually go at the pace of the tank, so if you're new you should tank dungeons to make the group go at your pace, also dungeon are faster to findidk for lvl60 content though
>Die becasue daze>take ress sickeness>can't play for 8 mins>logout & work out abit >30 minutes later>log back in>ress sickness timer hasn't gone downWell shit
>>560673737>so if you're new you should tank dungeons to make the group go at your pacekek I feel like that'd be comicalI'd just be nervously looking for which way to go and how much I should pullI'd be much more comfortable mashing my cooldowns as a dps I think
>>560677892>I'd be much more comfortable mashing my cooldowns as a dps I thinksentences said moments before pulling aggro, dying, then getting kicked
>>560679232hey good lookin' outhow do I measure how much I can dps without pulling aggro? just something you get a feel for with experience?
They are selling Elafi in the auction house...
amberbros... hop on DME..... i need to do it for a quest and fucking everyone there is lasher farming
>>560680940https://github.com/MarcelineVQ/TWThreat
>>560682068I haven't decided whether or not I want to use any addons but I'll keep that one bookmarked, thanks
Hows Warlocks in PVE and BGs for turtlewow? Going to level a dwarf one onces its available
>>560682628A warrior without addons is no warrior at all
>>560682048Still need help?
Ride of the Wild now properly allows riders once again!Loot is now tradable from non-boss enemies within a 10 minute period.Fixed incorrect fishing loottables of Hyjal and Burning Steppes.Fixed cost and requirements for the mount Frost Ram.Fixed Paladin and Shaman Tier 2 leggings having lower chance to drop than those of other classes.Reduced aggro range of Hillsbrad Sentry.The quests Honoring the Earthmother and Day of Remembrance have been added for the Day of Remembrance event, available until March 20th.
>>560683776whenever I see someone with a ton of addons it just looks so fucking ugly, I just prefer the original uiI'll look into the "necessary" ones I guess but I'd rather use as little as possible
>>560656939Is it just alliance filled with tranny shit or does the horde have the same problem. I highly doubt it get this bad in Ogrimmar
>>560684830not having a threat meter really isn't optional as a dps on niller servers, there is exactly 0 visual display that you're about to overtake the tank's threat so if you do good dps at all you will end up pulling and getting oneshot.
>fight mob 3 levels below me>have fun>fight mob my level >almost die and have no funthe fuck?
>>560685670Upgrade your main weapon, if you're melee you don't get to have fun if you haven't upgraded your weapon every 5 levels.
what’s your name, new warrior?
>>560688189
>>560688806leaking this is not cool
>>560689062People need to know to not allow their children around you.
For anyone curious as to what's happened in Homestead according to gashawg before dissappearing>Zazed/Gashawg was the main recruiter, a community member and spent by far the most amount of time playing / doing guild stuff>Stino community doesn't fill a guild so ofc recruitment needs to happen>9/10 people get rejected, kicked or bullied out because the community members sperg out constantly. It needs to be a 100% fit>Renders a lot of his recruitment pointless>Gashawg creates a loot system where core raider status gets awarded based on attendance (i was one of the few non community members who got this rank)>core raiders also have full prio over the high tier loot, if its srd by a core raider they win over a normal raider>Stino community gets pissed over this because there's no real bias here>Stino and the other officers immediately swaps to LC, theres also render every non community member unable to get LC loot, though in rare instances it will happen to show "good faith">Gashawg also finds out the LC system will account for history on Nordanaar therefore he is not even considered for LC healer loot and has to "wait his turn" as opposed to just rolling on the items>He decides to leave the community and ninja the gbank>He creates a group chat with and divvies up the gbank to all the non community members that he and I quote "thinks are alright">In exchange we're supposed to not immediately quit the guild and wait for an opportune moment to do so when it'll do the most damage.>All of us are in accordance due to the overwhelming evidence posted by him >He says goodbye and claims he's selling the account and rerolling.The total take was around 2.5k gold and 1k in mats, based on what I and others got it seems as if he didn't keep any for himself.I will not post any evidence here. So you guys can choose to believe whatever you want to believe. By not posting evidence it gives plausible deniability in case someone in the Stino community sees this
le aunt poisoner
>>560689642not reading all that but i hope it works out well for uor sorry that it happened if its badsage
i thought chuckers of sneed was just a fake troll guild because the name was so stupid!
>>560689642>2.5k gold and 1k in matsfucking kek that's literally nothing, certainly not worth the reputation loss and can be farmed by a dedicated guild within a weekend
>>560690131he clearly didnt give a shit if he kept nothing for himself lmfao
>>560689642sounds based fuck loot councils
>>560656939What's the issue here? It's just degen rp.
>>560689642God Bless!
>>560689642>Gashawg also finds out the LC system will account for history on Nordanaar therefore he is not even considered for LC healer loot and has to "wait his turn" as opposed to just rolling on the itemsthats so retarded i believe it entirely
why are sudacas like this? can asalys give any clue?
>>560691204Asalys is dead man...
>>560690131>the reputation lossto whom? literally who is reading that story and thinking gashawg is in the wrong and stino clique is in the right?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>560691357can seralys give any clue?
bros is it over
>>560689642nice made up story but we all know stino (based chud) kicked your tranny female character playing ass to the curb for doing scat ERP in his based Christian guild.
>>560689642This is a good summary. I'll fill in a bit more info.They changed the guild name to <Homestead> recently as a part of all this. Their argument is "oh, the guild is Homestead just like it was on Nord, we've all been raiding in this guild forever, so give us loot."The gbank shit wasn't a huge blow obviously. We'd only been raiding for a couple weeks. The real damage is that you have the one guy who was doing work to make the guild and raids happen quit, and he's taking people he brought in out with him. This is what has Stino and others freaking out. They basically woke up to the fact that their little part of the guild was the minority, and Stino doesn't have enough fans to raid.Because Zazed really put in real effort into making the guild happen. You might notice the guild recruitment advertisements toned down the racism and "God bless" shit. That's because he was really trying to get people in to fill in ranks. What would happen though is people would come in, and Stino's butt buddies would try to bully them. They'd start spamming nigger at the people, and tell them if they didn't /yell slurs in the middle of Stormwind, they'd get kicked. Well some normalfags might not care if you drop a slur every now and then in a game, but when you're going full tryhard /pol/tard, they are just going to go "this is fucking retarded" and leave, and you're going to be out a raider. Then the ones who stuck through had to put up with loot bias against them. Total chicanery.And one last things: fags like >>560656939 wound up inadvertently carrying water and running gayops for Stino. You retardedly thought you were destroying the guild but all you did was go after the one guy who actually did damage to the guild. Fortunately nobody gave a shit. The few people who saw it knew it was fake as fuck. You think yourself a mastermind but if it had worked you might have saved the Chuckers.
bro took nothing and is now bragging
>>560689642bro i was going to join chuckers but they sound retarded.
>>560692158Anyone with a reasonable mind would? Why would anyone stand with some autistic healer tranny that probably got upset that they didn't get the healer gear they wanted when the loot rules easily got established early on?
>>560693164>defending a streamer giving his clique loot>calling someone a trannyMake this thread make sense.
>>560693127There were good people in the guild like Zazed/Gashawg but the ex-Homestead people who paid Stino to be their friends were total retards.
Gashawg rejected my guild application because he knew I could've saved Chuckers from his wrath. He was always planning this, he was playing the long game.
>We have an officer that is titled "Loot master">Same guy is actually a top dono on the streamthis is stuff i didnt know when i joined the guild bc i dont watch the stream wish i did in hindsight
>>560693164>dont give the people contributing to the guild or fights loot>give people who have been dickriders across two realms loot>people will defend thisand this is why you find a normalfag guild instead of joining any 4chan adjacent ones
>>560692861>They'd start spamming nigger at the people, and tell them if they didn't /yell slurs in the middle of Stormwind, they'd get kicked.this didnt happen but everything else is pretty accurate, however if a non stino buttbuddy fucks up they get bullied relentlessly. now i didnt talk much to gashawg minus when i got the guild invite but he was by far the most active member of leadership the others just raidlog
>>560693752branded has been lovely so far!
do any of the 4chan guilds accept newbies
>>560693752homestead/"chuckers" has no relation whatsoever to 4chan, none of the people in it have ever browsed /vg/, in fact almost all of them consider it "le deep web">omg that 4 channel site is so scary its le wild west of le internetits a fucking streamer guild for unironic zoomers
For what it's worth I've seen 0 Chuckers or Homestead recruitment for a few days so regardless of the gbank loss a very active and engaged officer going rogue has to hurt when battling the roster boss
>>560694138Aside from their unnecessary seething towards <Evil>, afraid to losing loot to their alts, yeah.
>>560694673I saw 1 (one) message from Wojack earlier
>>560694756no one in branded has ever mentioned evil in game!
>>560693127>choose the streamer guild that recruits from the world channelwhybeit?
>epoch mc in a monthhuh?
>>560692861>You think yourself a mastermind but if it had worked you might have saved the Chuckers.That's the plan.I am Stino and I made that meme.Fuck you Gashawg we don't need you poop eater.
>>560695125what it's not the 4chan guild?
Reminder to use all your lockouts before patch hits.
>>560694506you could be a naked level 1 and all the 4chan guilds on ambershire would fight over you
>>560695626what whynow I feel self conscious
>>560689642If true I fully support the deception. Imagine doing a lions share of the guild work only to get cucked out of something like Rejuv gem because he didn't raid with them on Nord? They could've at least let him roll on it lmfao
Add it to the list of things anons will do to be able to say nigger in guild chat:>Play with fags>Play with trannies>ERP with both mentioned above>Feed loot to a streamer and his clique
Imagine getting your account banned making fake logs in a lame attempt to take down a guild that crumbled apart on its own. We told you guys for weeks this was happening, that loot council bullshit was going to be the end of Chuckers. No clue why you didn’t listen.
>>560696179if you really think someone got banned over that I've got a bridge to sell you lmao
I got my full bis in Chuckers of Sneed then gquit right before it imploded. Feels amazing but they were genuinely cool for letting me roll on Ragnaros loot before they switched up the loot rules. Godspeed boys.
>>560696139Texas Knights had a streamer but the guy got no views and had zero pull in the guild so it was alright
>>560689642can confirm this me and my gf is in homestead ive even posted screens about it before. we also got some gold. the bullying part is true too because passive aggressive niggers will call you out on poor performance in gchat for no reason, we suspected the lc was corrupt when we went into the first es and both claw + head insta went into the bags of stino regulars the events in the last few days only confirmed it
>>560696287Proof?
>>560696862here it isI'll sell it to you for $200, just send me it on paypal.
>>560684040Where you at
>>560696779So why post about it here if you're scheming to all quit at the same time to "do the most damage" they'll see it coming from a mile away now that you've shown your hand...
man shaman leveling is so fucking dull why do people play this ass.
>>560697190theres enough plausible deniability with the anonymity and they cant afford to kick us all right now anyways. gashawg did say that the leadership does watch this thread however and take the bait everytime. either way we will just join another guild later down the line. we raidlog rn anyways
Just bought this bridge for two hundred dollars.What should I rename it?
>>560697176Where are YOU at
><evil> will NEVER kill spirit of eskhandar>YOU ARE HERE
>>560697675>evil is now literally chasing a troonlmao
>>560697332For the eventual tank/dps to resto humiliation ritual when they eventually find a raid team that needs resto shamans
>>560697646Gay Retard Bridge
>yes we looted the gbank>no you can't see the empty gbank as proof>no you can't see screenshots of officers freaking out>actually just take my word for it, they lost 2k gold
>>560698019>no you can't see the empty gbank as proofSee >>560586351
>>560698019See >>560586351Retard.
>>560698098>doesn't show tabs>weekly withdrawals: none>gold cropped as well
>>560697875that sounds shit
>>560698197>40g
>>560698197>>weekly withdrawals: noneClearly the guy who took the picture was some pipsqueak who could never make withdrawals while /ourpoopeater/ Gashawg is the thief and had full access.
This place really does believe anything that gets posted here. I could say that I'm Donald Trump and I play a Priest and people here would believe it
>>560697793GRAMBLE HUNGERS FOR TROONCOOM
>>560698548In my opinion he earned that gold by incessantly spamming their recruitment for literal months
>>560697675>>560697771Official Evil Eskkhandar Clear
When will Evil kill Eshkandar on hardmode?
>>560698019Well we'll be able to hear Stino's side of the story if he ever decides to stream again. He usually streams every day besides sunday and yet he hasn't streamed either monday or tuesday. I'm thinking he's having a hard time thinking of how to make himself and his dick riders sound good in all this.
>>560698653This anon just admitted to bombing Iran.
How funny do you reckon the 15 gm reports sent by Stino and his streamfags are? >pls troondle halp im streamerAs well as the beautiful maneuver of giving the spoils to the people who were cucked on loot. Very kino if true
>>560689642>>560692861>hey that guy who has been doing all the work recruiting for our guild and putting raids together? let's fuck him over on loot lol>WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS OUR GUILD BANK EMPTY WHY DID EVERYONE QUIT
>>560699001Hilarious given the GMs know Chuckers/Homestead is a racist retard guild and openly hate them.
>>560697771I'm still here.><Evil> will NEVER clear Emerald Sanctum Hard Mode
ughh im so horny but my only fwb is a straight dom who has made me drink his pee straight from the tap just to show my obedience, but I really feel like topping tonight guess il just jack off...he always puts a cage on me when we fuck and see if i can cum anal only if i dont he will unlock it and slowly stroke me until im begging..but what im getting at is i feel like topping
>This place really does believe anything that gets posted here.You made up fake ERP logs and nobody believed you. Now the real truth is out and you're mad that it's better than any dumb lie you could concoct.
>>560699389Flag...
>>560699485lolnopefunny you said that last time too, oh yeah i got superrr horny around my straight friend omg was basically edging the whole day
>>560698921Surely the openly based, christian community will simply turn the other cheek and wish for nothing but the best for Gashawg
>>560699603That's not how Christianity works though.
>>560689642https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seEnouh5UaI
I always knew there was something "off" about Gashawg. I'm glad the truth came out about him being a disgusting scat fetishist and tranny sympathizer so we could gkick him before it was too late and we got into the difficult raids.
This Homestead shit is just another example of how schizos in this thread will spend all day making shit up and working themselves up, and meanwhile reality continues moving on completely unaffected by schizorants and faked screenshots. Kudos to anons who blew the whistle days and weeks ago on the loot council for not being full of shit.
>>560699389seralys...
Why would anyone join a 4chan loot council guild?
>>560695390It's not
>>560698505Gashawg purchased gold and distributed it in a way that appeared to suggest he had taken it from the guild bank. In the screenshot, he is shown depositing the “1488g” in question.Following this, his permissions to withdraw items were removed, and the guild bank was later liquidated for consumables in preparation for BWL.We do recognize and appreciate the time he invested in recruiting, and we wish him the best in finding a new guild. However, the screenshot involving inappropriate ERP behavior with Keyholder would have likely resulted in his demotion from Officer regardless.Overall, the situation is unfortunate, and the level of drama surrounding in-game resources is excessive. As he is a grown man, with children you would expect him to discuss like a man.
>>560700805Post uncropped version or kys
imagine lying to protect a streamer
>>560700805Who is Gashawg and why should I care he finessed some the boys fans gbank?
imagine joining a str*amer guild
>>560700805>he bought gold>see he deposited it yeah he withdrew it first tho thirdie retard
FUCKI LEFT EVIL FOR CHUCKERSWHY
>>560699389Telol...
>>560701465Telol is a virgin IRLThe only "sex" he's had is with trannies in wow
>>560701543isn't telol some investment banker who recently had his first child?
>deposits gold>withdraws it immediately>shows a single empty bank tab>"heh... trolled."
>>560701163Here?
New pet just dropped
>>560700805>Overall, the situation is unfortunate, and the level of drama surrounding in-game resources is excessive. As he is a grown man, with children you would expect him to discuss like a man.if this is chuckers damage control it literally confirms >>560689642
>>560701696LMAO
>>560701696that cropping is shitdo better
>>560701696>lines in the cropped version now suddenly missing Not good Chuckersbros. Stino ain’t sending his finest. At least the trannies put effort into their fakes
>>560701696>can easily see the line where it was cropped
i've been in queue to find RFCfor hour
>>560702223i have not been able to get a DME group in over a weekhow the fuck are people getting crescent keys for the other 2 wings
>>560702363just ask your rogue guildmate :)
MADE SOME SCRAMBLED EGGS AND USED A BIT TOO MUCH OLIVE OIL I THINK AND NOT 5 MINUTES AFTER I STARTED EATING THEM, DIDN'T EVEN FINISH, I'M NOW SHITTING MY FUCKING BRAINS OUTAAAAAAAAAAAAAHELP ME IT HURTS, IT HURTS MOMMY HELP
>>560702363bro just go engineering and have a stack of seaforium charges sitting around? you are engineering right???
>>560702363yea it's fucking awful we really need them to add that nord change so end game dungeons aren't dead.
>>560702518is using too much olive oil really this bad?
>>560702363Your guild chat bro?
>>560701696Why do you keep cropping it? Just show the full thing.
>>560702440>>560702831>ask if anyone in guild chat wants to run DME>"just use the finder it'll be faster"
>>560702363Just ask here and I'll do the dungeon with you
>>560702223zamn I queued as all roles planning to make fun of you for being dps and still didn't get instant popgrim
Why would anyone join a 4chan guild?
Just saw epoch actually got a content update today. Is the server pop still dead?
>>560703259I want to say nigger
>>560703134it finally popped off but 2 of them are high elves in fucking stormwindwhy can't people set their hearths to the nearest inn when they queue for a place before fucking off
>>560703426Shenna made it so if I set any else but SW i wont get tents, world buffs, trainers or auction house.
>>560703259I want my tank to say nigger so I know I can trust him
>>560703426the dire maul experience
>The quests Honoring the Earthmother and Day of Remembrance have been added for the Day of Remembrance event, available until March 20th.Any clue where to start these quests?
>>560703997I got a cool hat from that quest.
>>560703021join a better guild lol
>>560703021the evil experience
>>560704197never happened
>Loot is now tradable from non-boss enemies within a 10 minute period.You can now tmog trash loot.
>>560704197see >>560697675 >>560697771
>>560704197Should have joined <Evils Bane>. They actually run dungeons together.
YOU ARE HERE><Evil> will never run Dire Maul
Maybe <evil> could clear ES HM if they helped their guildies in dungeons
I am the Dire Maul East Guy and I am not in Evilt. The Dire Maul East Guy
I am the Dire Maul East Guy and I am in Evilt. The Dire Maul East Guy
I don't know who to believe. I will now be joining a Slovenian dadgamer guild
I am the Dire Maul East Guy and I am in Homestead (formerly Chuck's)t. The Dire Maul East Guy
I'm joining Homestead
I am the Dire Maul West Guy and I am not even here.t. The Dire Maul West Guy
Gashawg won
>>560704438evilbros... not like this...
>>560705034Pretty sure it was Guttachimp posting >>560701696 and >>560700805 and other shit about Homestead by the way.
Why doesn't Aecheur help his guildies in Dire Maul? He's online...
>>560703426Sounds gay, Warmane doesn't have this problem.
>>560705284aecheur was the one begging for a run
Why doesn't Seralys ERP with me?
erping is gayer than getting fucked in the ass, i suck dick and get fucked somewhat regularly and to this day ERPing is by far the most homosexual thing ive done
>>560706047Name?
>>560706570Dr. Jib
>>560706570Seralyn
epic night for misinformation spreading faggots
Let's keep /wpsg/ is a trusted news source.Have some journalistic integrity.Don't shitpost.
.
>>560701336> imagine joining a str*amer guildThat’s the funny part, no one really knew it was a streamer guild besides the (((loot council))) and the old players from Nord. New recruits were actively hidden from this information, and only caught on once all the loot started getting funnelled to Top Donors in the streamer GM’s kick channel.
>>560697675>>560697771Where’s Aecheur? He was online when you were doing this. Did you not invite him or did he refuse to help his guild yet again?
>>560708208This isn’t true because Stino advertised his streams in gchat
Bruh why did these fucking guys look at WC and go YOU KNOW WHAT THIS PLACE NEEDS MORE TRASH, MORE BOSSES.
does no one play on tel'abim turtlewow
>>560711372Ambershire killed it.
>>560711372nobody wants to play with subhumans pvpers
>>560711372you can type ".server info" to check the player count2164 in Ambie2334 on Nord 499 on Tel'Abim
jibbed for her pleasure
>>560712151>wake up... jib... wake up.........
I'm in
>>560712151This image broke Ellifta the Nordschizo
>>560699389wow...i couldnt even stay hard imagining me topping,, i kept self inserting as the bottom and just wanting cock in all holes...i mean i am vers with other twinks but im really a sub bottom at heart and this fwb of mine makes sure to let me know when hes using my holes....>_<
>>560715254You must be getting railed pretty good and have a nice dom if you are struggling to imagine topping even on your own.
Post butt.
>>560697176Nordanaar
>>560715254>>560716870world of warcraft private servers
>>560719454Bouncing on your boy’s dick is the wow private server experience at its purest
Please quit posting about real life sex you're having. It makes the ERPers in this thread feel inadequate.
Please quit posting about real life sex you're having. It makes me retch knowing i share a general with degenerate faggots both ingame and in real life.
>>560724463You pretend to have sex with elves.
Shamans need to get buffed
>>560704857Ime?
>ambershire 10 hours ago, before raid reset>finished a full BRD run for MC attunement, couldn't find any other active group for lava skip or any other type of run>also do UBRS for BWL attune with some randoms>lmao fuck cleared ID sellers>it's getting late gotta work tomorrow>finish up some quests and shit>read global chat>lfm MC before reset in 4 hours all mats HR>Ah whatever, it's pugging time>quickly 20 ppl gather, rl posts his trooncord link everyone ignores>enter MC>we wipe on the first trash fire elementals lmao>suddenly system message, server reatart in 15 min>we manage to burst the new croco boss>server restarts shortly after>man it's getting late nothing dropped for me to replace my shit gear with>get to garr without issues, no loot for me again>baron is next>rl explains the mechanics in chat>casters stack right side, you get bomb move left, melee get out of flames>...easy to understand... right? >we wipe 6 fucking times cuz everyone's retarded>first guy leaves>ok guys lets try again with 19>another wipe because of retardation>aight I gtg have funman what a waste of good sleep I could have had. I pugged ULD10/25, ICC25 without discord, random ass pug MOP raids all sucessfully. Only with the ingame raid chat. How can ppl be so stupid not to understand 2 TWO Fucking TWO mechanics of a filler boss without an unique skin with the same shit mechanics which are 20+ years old? My suspicion was we had some guys not capable of understanding english. Can I join branded or something? Still not using trooncord tho
>>560727635Remember when anons were acting like pugs easily clear MC and you don't have to take it seriously if you pug?
>>560727635You.Join <Evil>.Now.
>>560728242No.
>>560727635'nilla players are retarded.
>>560728242does evil help fresh 60s with MC and ONY? Im still on my ONY attune (horde) and could not find anyone doing the same neither grouping for LBRS. It's actually somewhat depressing that ambershire is so full, you see ppl everywhere in every zone, waiting infront of instance. But you try to interact with them and they don't even respond while you wrote them a /w and a /s bubble pops up infront of them. Feels like half the playerbase are bots
>>560728689oh okwellbranded also pugs MC, just so you know
>>560729248No, we don't help with attunes.
>>560729276I don't care what Branded does.
Please quit posting about real life gay sex you're having. I'm a superstraight person and I only slobber on cocks in RP. The point is to write the most straight RP ever between a man and women in RP, and I will gladly suck a dick (in RP) if it means I'm an instrument to writing a very straight story. I'm not gay (there's nothing wrong with it) and once I find a girlfriend we will have many children together.
>>560729360oh okanyways
>>560729248No, Evil does not help each other with attunements. Yesterday the Evil GM pleaded for help and was ghosted in chat.
>>560731643Aecheur never helped anyone with attunes after getting his done, using gay excuses of "teehee I'm evil" and "why should I help you you're a stranger" when asked. It absolutely serves him right that he's now struggling to get ES attuned. No clue why he's even back other than loot. Anyone who liked him left ages ago.
>>560731756He's ES attuned and has been on ES raids. It was for the BWL attune which is dumb to ask for because you can get it for less than 5g.
Anyone who ERPs is a loser. Just have sex in real life. It's not hard.
>>560729248No. Just look in world. There's a bunch of guilds recruiting at the moment. You're just shooting yourself in the foot joining a guild like Evil or Branded or Homestead because they all suck dicks.
>>560732084No. Just post on reddit. There's a bunch of subreddits at the moment. You're just shooting yourself in the foot posting on a board like /vg/ or /trash/ because they all suck dicks.
>>560729248Yes
>>560732462You can post in this thread without joining shitty trash guilds.
>>560733064evil is a great guild
>>560732084genuine thank you for the tip will look ingame once im done working
>>560733103Evil sucks dick
>>560733103I don't care what Evil does.
>>560702773nocan literally drink like a glass of olive oil and aside of it being mildly disgusting it won't do anything, especially if you eat something with iti drink 2 tablespoons of oliveoil every day with my meal (that i also cook in olive oil) and my skin turned from shredded sandpaper to babysmooth
>>560731979I do both, simple as.
Can Evil take me to BWL? I just want to do the raid once. I'm badly geared, I have only done MC twice and ES once.
>>560714489huh??? It's only the 18th
>>560735030>i-i totally have sex guys!
>>560735030This desu>>560735756>he has never gotten the phone number from a female girl before Goddamn it must suck being socially awkward, ugly or worse, both
>>560735126Yes, we share the same thread and therefore the same blood, no anon will be left behind.
>>560735126Yes but you won't get loot
>>560736226Lie, that would mean leaving an anon behind
>>560736003>i’m totally cool and talking to girls that’s why i spend hours describing sex acts to troons in wow
>>560736003pupset you literally fuck dogs that doesn't fucking count
I’m going to clubs and getting all the digits from the hot girls. Then I go home and pretend I am a cowman having sex with an elf. I am cool.
>>560736345Why should someone who is only planning on raiding once get loot?
>>560736003>>560736673>>560736696world of warcraft private servers
buying fire oil from THE hacker known as fourchan, I hope it doesn't explode when I try to do jewelcrafting with it
Good morning loser.
>pupset joins branded instead of evil>evil anon gets butthurt and makes up weird dogfucking gossip
>>560737469...
>>560737592>look at this screenshot i made in a word processor
>>560737592the name is clearly Fauvist
@4chan What pet should I get for my female hunter on ambershire?
>>560737912Tallstrider
>>560737981that's what I picked too wtf
Do NOT get a tallstrider they are useless
>>560737912Wolf
>>560738256They make funny sounds, but I should change him probably yeah
>>560736984why are girls shoving their digits up your ass though?
About to hit 60 on my first character. Am I better off trying to gear up by joining up with pugs, finding a dad guild, or joining a thread guild? I've had mixed results with healing pugs as some dps are just total morons. Playing priest on Ambershire.
I think the turtle client is a bit coin miner, I get various freezes for no real reason?
>>560739758Join evil
Does turtle wow have PVP gear? I can buy while leveling like epoch?
>>560739758If you're a casual and enjoy playing with freaks go thread guildIf you want a speedrun guild or a guild speaking your language go dadguildpug is suicide
>>560740240they are fully reworking pvp in 3 days https://forum.turtlecraft.gg/viewtopic.php?t=24132
>>560739758Either pug or a thread guild. To maximize loot you need to raid with as little people as possible. Thread guilds are barely able to fill their raid, it's ideal for loot. Dad guilds are going to have 30-40 people per raid.
>>560739758A thread/dad guild would be easiest to gear through since their core raiders may already be geared so you should have an easier time getting priest tier pieces. Though depending on when you actually play and can raid you'd probably have an easier time risking it with pugs instead
>>560739758do not, i repeat, do NOT waste your time with pugs unless absolutely necessary. there's too many third worlders and newbies on the server, making even pugging the most basic of raids a long, grueling, demeaning experience.
>>560727635oh look the wotlk retard that insisted that mc is a 45 min pug raid in greens a day ago couldn't even clear it, what a shocker
>>560740604yes my expirience just hours ago>>560727635when pugging ask in /r if everyone and i mean everyone understands english. if there is only one none english understanding motherpugger he will wipe the entire raid at baron bombs lmao>mi habla no inglis sorry no bueno
>>560740840im not that guy. i wasnt even expecting a full clear when joining that pug. infact i have never played classic wow before and did MC as intended. i have not looked up mechanics or any guides. my understanding simply is some enemies will be outright fire immune and it's the starter raid to get some gear. but wiping and then disbanding at only the 3rd boss soured all pugging on this server for me, are ppl this mentally challrnged on turtle wow? lmao turtle like they're bit slow with their brainsno more pugging for me lessons learned. will look for some chill dad boomer 30+ yo guild
>>560741182molten core balancing is wack and a boss like baron is harder than the final boss ragnaros, but still easier than raid killer like garr and majordomo
Stino is streaming right now.
>>560741614but we did garr just fine in one try. me and the other lock banished each a marked body guard, off tank pulled the rest away and we bursted garr down in maybe 3-4 minutes and finish off the guard rock elementals afterwards. I have never done garr as lvl 60 in a classic raid before. rl simply explained all what is to do in raid chat.
World right now is full of guilds advertising that they're looking for people for BWL. Right now is the best time to join a raiding guild.
>>560742319If you did Garr without issue your pug was better than average.
>>560742496That makes 0 sense though https://ambershire.pages.dev/BWL should had been out for 2 months?
ITS OVER
>>560742867what's over? over.
>>560742946turtle is down, its over, over
>>560742946Blizzard are done DDOSing the new PoE league, and turned their machines on Turtle instead.
shadowdropping the patch 2 days early fuck you realm first chasers some random pug is going to get it first
>>560742993copy, over
if my hc warrior dies, i'm rolling a paladin.
If my Onyxia hide backpack rolled back I'm still never going back to that stinking hole.
>>560742993I read ya... Sir...
>>560743236you need 15 onyxia hide backpacks though
PATCH IS UP
My HC character just died. fucking hell i hate these niggers.
>>560743818Nisa…
>>560743818DISCONNECTED back to durotar bozo
>>560740410Nice. I might level with PVP now.
>>560740410should I buy the current pvp armors then?
did shenna really lose a chunk of the devs? really baffling decisions happening>whoopsie we accidentally dropped emerald sanctuary weeks early!>uhhh we have to delay the patch by half a year>UE5 abandoned sorry!>we shadow dropped the patch 2 days early i guess!
>>560746285wait the patch is live? and yes anon, blizzard serving them a lawsuit rightfully scared many devs.
>>560746285Presumably, as the RICO case against turtlewow was started, all their assets in western banks were frozen.I would assume that means they lost the vast majority of their assets as most russians doing business outside of Russia are too retarded to keep their monney stored in Russia (where they have a 10% tax rate btw). And instead keep it in Malta or Cyrpus or some other lawless EU shithole.So I assume any and all plans they were paying for someone to develop had to be canceled. The UE5 client first and foremost.
>>560746518>wait the patch is live?dunno, I am at work shitposting. but anons ITT are saying the servers went down and I believe it.
>>560742623they are reworking slightly BWL and the update wasn't ready in time to they pushed the schedule>After this, we will open the gates of Ahn'Qiraj on May 9th, Timbermaw Hold on July 3rd, and Naxxramas will follow on September 25th. Finally, the Tower of Karazhan (40) will open on December 4th.
>>560746712wouldn't a server outage be more likely than a shadow patch?
training jewelcrafting has cost me like 400g i regret doing this, i probably wouldn't have spent that much having random JCs enchant my shit in my entire time on the server
>>560747708Would you not suggest jewelcrafting then? are you not printing money?
WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS ITTTT
>>560747904maybe if I felt like afking in orgrimmar telling people I'll give them gemmies but I'm not gonna do that
What professions can make money without afking in orgrimmar and advertising
>>560748089herbalism
>>560748089only enchanters have to do that, all the crafting profession can make money by crafting and selling the right item on the auction house
Seemingly not a single person on Ambershire has this enchant yet, come on just go and kill a few centaurs plz I need my spell power
>>560749201evil has it
Quit shilling your failed guild.
>>560749262>>560749265who
Are we never getting conquest of azeroth
>>560749201I have it.
>>560749415/whisper Jib
>failed guildproof?
>failed males>failed guild>failed general
failed doms
>>560749353>>560749772Proofs?
I lost the game...
>>560747914explain the hype
>>560750138Not him but isn't CoA vanilla wow but with brand new classes? Sounds fun to me.
>isn't CoA vanilla wowLMAO
UGHHHH WHEN IS COA COMING OUT I NEED FRESHI NEED FRESHI NEED FRESHI NEED FRESH NOWI NEED FRESH NOWI NEED FRESH NOWTURTLE 2.0 DIED, EPOG DIED, BRONZEBEARD DIEDI NEED NEW FRESHIE NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
Has the Chuckers Defense Force given a statement on the current state of affairs yet or did Stino take yet another day off to cope with the loss of a measly 3.5k gold?
>>560750596He streamed today.
>>560750596Stino is streaming right now.If you want to ask him about it, make a Kick account and ask him in chat. He replies to all chats.
Stino said Gashawg ERP allegations ~probably~ aren't real.
He hasn't addressed it because none of you fags have the balls to confront him on it.
>another crashso this is the mighty troondle wow I've seen spammed all over
>turtle wowfailed server
>>560752326he's talked about it like 5 times bro
Elafi vacuum_fellatio angry lipstick_mark cum_in_mouth
>>560752595proof?
Elafi hasn't been the same since she came back from <Branded>...
>>560752696he's talking about it right now, saying the reason gashawg was mad was an ego thing about his ideas not being taken
>>560750530turtle is NOT dead, take that back
>if Blizzard just waited a few more years for Unreal WoW they could've had a mobile WoW
Which one's coming out first Coa or Classic+ announcement from Blizz
is turtle wow down
>>560753856no
>>560753856yes
>>560752693Seralys bimbofication ahegao double_peace_sign ntr
>>560753856No only Nordranaar, Ambie is up.
>>560724364funni how that works hehe
>>560749469evil?
>>560754828Are nordschizos going to invade our server???
>>560754828Nordschizos keep losing.
>>560752326Yea just let me ask in his stream chat about the scat ERP, give me a minute.retard
>Gramble at the end of every raid be like
>nordschizos newfags have gone crazy
>>560755116someone else already did you're a pussy AND retarded
>>560755116Go for it faggot. What are you afraid of? Being banned from his chat? You're a joke.
>>560755192post the clip then
>>560755176zamn gramble got junk in his trunkthat booty bounce
>>560755198I dont have a kick account desu
>>560755176Didn't know Seralys put on so much weight. Is this what happens to all healers who just sit at the back?
>>560755381You can make one for free right now.
if I level with PVP do i get gear as I level up?
gramble's izzat status?
>>560755870you get rep with the pvp factions which all give new gear as you go from friendly>honored>revered>exalted
"Man, I'm such a stud, I make all the trannies cum." - Gramble
odds and I'll grind pvp gear on my rogue after patch hitsevens and I'll level a hunter through bgs only
SHENNA PLEASE RELEASE THE DUNGEON WEEKLIES ALREADY NO ONE DOES THE PRERAID DUNGEONS ANYMORE AAAAAACCCKKK
>>560756765this? like whats the point of even hitting end game? i've been llooking for a DME group for 10 days now.
>anons from 4chan are too chickenshit to troll a kick streamerit's over...
>>560757172Name?
>>560758064Jib
Ambershire Breaking News>All raids will be reset when 1.18.1 is released.Evil will be running Emerald Sanctum, Molten Core, and Onyxia tomorrow at 9 PM UTC (in 25 hours from this post). Outsiders are welcome - no loot council - join if your guild isn’t raiding before the patch release - whisper Aecheur
https://youtu.be/oAyno7fURZk
>>560758647wow
>>560758647>Neet>Girlfailure>Smelly
So im healing WC and I'm oom after like 5 spell casts, what am I doing wrong?
>>560758647Finally a guild for me
>>560759187Downrank your spells, use mana oil and/or MP5 food. Have some +int on your gear.
>>560757172Why, just go MC lol
leveling a warrioram I supposed to be missing over half my attacks?
>>560758937you dont look like that ywnbaw
>>560759594Yes.
>>560758393Hard pass. I'll just pug them.
>>560759684damn that sucks
>>560758647Forgor... burgor....
>>560759798Yea the only way around it is to fight green mobs or get hit% gear.
>>560756765SHENNA DO SOMETHING
>>560759594fight green mobs a couple levels lower than you.
don't do it
>>560760094I'm just following the quests right now, even yellow quests have enemies 3 levels above me sometimes
I WILL DO IT
New thread>>560760191>>560760191>>560760191
>>560760167those mobs will kill you you have zero chance, may aswell grind green mobs mindlessly
>>560760167either grind mobs while working on your other professions, or go to another lower level zone and do the green quests there.
