Previous: >>560576182Happy birthday pasa!>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Narita Top Road (Speed), SR Admire Vega (Guts), SR Mejiro Ryan (Stamina), SR Bakushin (Power)Current CM: Pisces Cup - Hanshin Turf 3200m03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards03/02 - First Anniversary Part 103/05 - Admire Vega (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Fine Motion (SSR)03/12 - First Anniversary Part 203/12 - 03/24 - Free Daily 10-Scouthttps://umamusume.com/news/632/03/12 - Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*), Narita Top Road (SSR)03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/12 - Trackblazer Release date03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 403/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Loves Only You (3* alt), SSR Marche LorraineNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Opera O campaign when?
>birthdays every day
https://youtu.be/jIWKEZDlPU0?si=DaFk9OykiA6SXwhD starting the thread with something nice
>>560592274HBD Pasa!
Teio!
>>560592361>tfw you will never share a birthday with an uma because they dont get born in the fall
Today, I'll train a mean Natie.
>>560592361that's how horse breeding works
>>560592426Kinshasa no Kiseki soon
>>560592361birthday paradoxyou probably share a birthday with some posters here as well
>>560592361you thought the mating season was a joke?
>>560592384
>>560592246thats a thing?
>>560592162I'm just surprised I have more wins than most of the anons who answered despite only Kitasan MLB
Tomorrow will be better
>>560592491Fuck off
>>560592361I love my horse anon! I wanted to at the very least give her a thread before I pass out from work fatigue!
Has it ever looked any more grim
>90%+ of our whales are heterosexual males>better make all the horsies gay and rub it in the user's face with 200 yurislop eventswhy is cyjews rewarded for this abomination?
>>560592541Im gonna give akikawa a big ol smooch
>>560592595I like my club so it isn't grim
>>560592541I know what you are
all this overt yuri pandering is killing my love for the game. watching characters you like indulge in this mental illness is not cute or wholesome but extremely depressing knowing that they will never have a happy family.
>>560592597
>>560592634>>560592541I want to bully her
>>560592757Yeah we get it bwo
>>560592595I don't want to quit yet so I will just make the bare minimum to support my club
>>560592761>forbidden to make doujins about stego's tiny mini narrow l_li umanko
>>560592361Think of all the pregnant mares
mant is yuri?
Can we get the retard that complains about bant on cooldown on top of the faggot mindbroken by yuribait events?Throw the meek schizo into the mix as well.
>>560592757I tried “just ignore them and they’ll go away”, anon. And you know what happened?Senran Kagura got cancelled.Dead or Alive got cancelled.Many, many, MANY gachas were censored, both visually and in their dialog.Gacha as a culture became so normified and watered down that even a basic bitch bare tummy in Genshin gets called “goonerbait” by Puritan-ass normalfaggots.Then, I voted, for the first time, for Trump. And you know what happened?Woke games started flopping en masse. So much that “GWGB” became a mainstream meme. Whole studios get shut down. Ubisoft needed to get bought out by the CCP to stay afloat.Videogame women started becoming sexy again. Imagine shit like ZZZ or Snowbreak Containment Zone in the pandemic era of 2020. You fucking couldn’t, it could never happen.Based chudcore vidya like Space Marine 2 and Stellar Blade were released. It’s like the golden age of 7th gen consoles all over again, where masculine shooters are mainstream, and straightbros are allowed to have hot babes in their escapist media again.And all of this, ALL OF IT, happened, because I DID something, because I made my voice HEARD. Meanwhile, when I did nothing, like you’re doing now, my life was nothing but downhill.I don’t care that Trump’s a pedo. I don’t care that he’s conquering Venezuela and making CoD Ghosts a reality. I don’t care that he’s gunning down antifa members in the street. I don’t care that my chink handhelds and bootleg anime figures are $10 more expensive on Alibaba now.All I know is that under him, I can get hot anime horse girl ass in my videogames again, and if he promises to revive Senran Kagura, I’ll vote him for a third term. I know for DAMN sure that if this were a Kamala presidency, there’s no way in HELL we’d even HAVE an Uma global release.
>>560592790Thats your bossI wouldnt bully her too much
>>560592595>18 votes>when /uma/ has more than 300 people in S-A rank.The polls since CM4 average a 40% winrate with an average of 100 per CM surveyed. I say it checks out with the last threads CM wins.
>>560592956I miss the Meek poster. He's just pure autistic at most
>>560593006Yep, brown hours started. Time to sleep
>>560592912And the pregnant stallions (mares)
Charming 2nd turn, friendships all maxxed out before junior end, so the game just decided to fuck me over with the worst possible shops, 1 60% Megaphone and 3 guts weights whole career, meanwhile my none gutsmaxxing careers only have guts weightsMANT can be really depressing
>>560592578
>>560593045The CM result poals are also posted on /v/ma so it isn't that accurate
>>560592948I love this titty midget
is triple front a good strategy for this CM?
>>560593231That only happened once and it was like 10 responses at most, most posters were skeptical of it because it already had 140 repliesT. Was being a tourist and I was in that thread.
Someone post crying taiki with sound.
>>560593338Yes
>>560593240>>560593224>>560592984>>560592761>>>/umajp/ Faggot spammers
I'm not gambling on B Mile anymore. Fuck that
>>560593368crying taiki with sound.
>>560592595If I had an MLB Creek things would be a lot differentUnfortunately I do not, so I will suffer
Alright let's bunker down and do some MANT runs, shouldn't take too lon-
>>560593057Huh?>>560592956What did the meek schizo do?
Where is the option to marry Akikawa?
https://poal.me/blff47https://poal.me/blff47https://poal.me/blff47Please respond!
>560593376Transvestite
Is open league rating upper limit changing to A+ right from the upcoming CM?
>>560593231whatsince whennigger
>>560593438Sex
What's your biggest luckshit so far playing this game?
>>560593438in a later scenario, I forget if it's l'arc or the farming one
STOP!You have been visited by Officer CondorNo arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about her on her birthday
>>560593612It happened last time, but it didn't really change much stuff. It's like the same ratio
Taishin bros, does she still get the stats from winning the nikkei sho
>>560593647Being a Mamber before it became the definitive meme club
>>560593647two 3*s in only ticket rolls (and I wanted them too)
Did Team Sirius trainer fuck and marry McQueen?
>>560592274Why are all Umamusume born in the 1st half of the year?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGsvE7XL8Dk
>>560593647That time I rolled like 5 falcos in a row during free pulls
>Starting a Trackblazer Career on a non-miler Uma>Junior goes fine until Make Debut>At 0 energy, because Make Debut takes energy in this scenario for some reason. Rest>Sleep Deprived>Okay. Christ.>Do one(1) training>Rest>Sleep Deprived>Have to hold back from immediately ending the runYOU'RE A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE, GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!It's fucking unbelievable how badly Sleep Deprived can fuck up your run.
>>560593704I love her VAShe does sexo umas
>>560593886nyes
>>560593647cafe banner
>>560593920that's how hors works
>>560593704If any of you beat off to Quetzalcoatl from Dragon maid. You beat off to El condor pasa's voice actor!
>>560593704More like El Condor Sexo. Love this squeaky retard.
>>560593991ive never seen this uma before
>>560593596>>560593596>>560593596Wyell?
>>560591770BROS HELP I BAKUSHIND TOO HARD
i spent all night watching anime again...
>>560594231gwo your power....
>>560593618Good news anon>Most studies found that gonadotropin-releasing hormone agonists reduce the risk of child sexual abuse in men with pedophilia. An injectable form has shown to lower this risk 2 weeks after the initial injection, suggesting its use as a rapid-onset treatment option.https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10479353/You can get help!
>>560594312>Sleep Deprived
>>560594231kekhappened to me the first time tooyou want to gutsmax on sprinter/milers
Dream Journey count as loli?
>>560594346i mean i'm hopefully not staying up too late, i just wasted my time after i got off work
>>560593773Please stop spamming that ugly picture
>>560594324Great, surely all those powerful, wealthy people will take this too!
>>560594430Womanlet
>>560594430depends on if personality is part of the classification
>>560593991Alternate world umas...
>>560594316>>560594349I HATE THIS CAREER WHY DO I ONLY GET TURNS LIKE THIS WHEN IM TRAINING A TT FODDER BAKUSHIN REEEEEEEEEEE yeah I'm literally just going to press power every turn until the end of the finals I guess. Thanks for the recommendation I'll give gutsmaxxing a shot...
>>560594430She and Stego are womanlets. Zenno Rob Roy is also technically a womanlet even if shorter than those two.
>>560594430NoShe is just short
>>560594206>>560593596I do not know
>>560594206I checked opengod blog from years ago and apparently Cm13 (taurus 2) was the first open at A+
>>560594195She's a hag uma
>>560593346>>560593728Oh I see, well I doubt it matters much when our sample size across 7 CMs is 100 people utmost. And the results average at 40% or around 40/100 graded A wins across 7 polls. Lets see if MANT will bring a change to the polls, cause Unity and URA didn't change things. I
>>560594452Only when those faggots fuck off
>>560594638Thanks anon>>560594632You too
>>560594586Nishino_flower_krav_maga_power_training.webm
>>560594586>canon bakushinkino
>>560594784the RAPED
>>560593415I play MANT while on phone and when trying to sleep since it is guaranteed to put me to sleep and there's 0 chance failing the scenario
>>560594567Yes plzNeed collab
>>560594649my one... WEAKNESS!!! AAAAAAAA
>using 2 mant parents with around 35 perfects wins each>double circles>never activates any blue or pink sparks>barely gets any skillsThis game trash.
>>560593596No, it will not change until chanmi repetition happens
>>560593596>>560594206>>560594728>>560595176John Lennon
John Madden
>>560593991>>560594567>>560594921>>560594649Off topic trash >>560594430>>560594515>>560594592>>560595217>>>/Umajp/
I don't get it
>>560595318football
>>560593647Getting groundwork on my CM ace via a rogue falco event after I forgot to bring a way to get it.
Uh oh.
I forgot how to play Unity Cup
The next doomer will be raped
>offtopic >he says this as if most of the thread isn't already filled by oneI doubt he can even start a MANT topic
/uma/ is reaching brown hours. Bye bye for now bros.
>>560593704The fantasy alt is one of my favorite alts
>>560595336Now its on topic
>>560595452Hey, I recognize this pose, I've seen it somewhere...
>>560595468Best post in the thread >>560595450Go the fuck back already
>>560595624
>>560595624fuck off and die already you obnoxious faggot
>>560595543If you only play Uma Musume because of le fat meme, that makes you black niger negro by default, btw
>gives you Charming
>>560594067Blessed by laisu
I thought this was going to be one of my highest scores ever but it turns out capping speed before the second summer camp means you just lost hundreds of points of stats... I can't believe gutsmaxxing is real now...
Post future umas you want to roll for
>>560593991>>560594567Kill furfags
>>560595776
>>560593704
MANT would be so much better if they removed the random mood downs or at least nerf it
>>560595336>>560595624>>560593376Gonna cry and shit your little pants, nigger?https://files.catbox.moe/gng4xa.jpeg
>>560596283Didn't they already do this, or is my memory failing me?
>>560595981
What deck do you use for a parent for a kitasan ace?
MANT would be so much better if you could threaten your trainees with the slaughter house when they get slacker
>>560595846More racist
MANT would be so much better if only G1 races gave currencies.
>>560596428They nerfed the chances for getting Night Owl and Migraine, in fact they did. But Sleep Deprived and random mood downs is all time high right now holy shit
>>560596451Stinko, borrow NTR
>>560596451Sorry I don't help frontrunners, mambotards or metafags
>>560596428I get them about as often as in other scenarios. They FOR SURE upped the slow metabolism rate; I get that thing once a run now.
>>560592348Opera O'Clock
>>560596458>he's training Gold Ship and Gold City
any good posts today
>>560596657Me!
>>560596395Ugly Umas
>>560596527Umamusume: Pretty Derby would be so much better if it didn't have a daily schedule, a gambling-with-real-money component, overpriced pay-to-win features, or any poorly designed competitive multiplayer component.
Me on the left
>>560595846You already posted her, Cheval, Rulership
>10 runs>~15 long parents>not a single long spark
>>560596712best event
>>560595846i cannot wait for calstone light O
postea algo bonito
Many of the people who frequently post in these threads would be better if they were comatose or deceased.
>>560596648Not strong enough
AIIEEE GO AWAY YOU CHUD
>>560596858Thankfully you only have to train her for three years and then you’re free of Gold City. She’s someone else’s problem
>>560596852>t.
>>560596863REVERSE RAPED
>>560595831I've found if you've got 15%+ stat growth, you only want 2 of that kind of card type in your deck maximum. You'll cap it too easily otherwise.
Do we love Falco here?
>>560597090i love women with big breastssorry falco
>he alarm clockeded
>>560597090Faruko kawaii
>>560596741>Cheval, Rulershipb a s e d
takarazuka who?
>>560596863>>560597016>LoopedKWAB
>>560597090>FalcoNew Uma?
>>560597167>2 stambwo..
Umamusume is a hag game.
this is the run
>Oguri Fraud
>>560596657suck on THIS
>>560597003As if your uma would let you leave...
>>560597090Yes!https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cVikZ8Oe_XA&list=RDcVikZ8Oe_XA&start_radio=1&pp=ygUFRmFsY2-gBwE%3D
>>560597274Shit UmasUgly Christmas cakes
>>560597009forever young is a Totono character?
>>560597341Anon, the contract states you can leave after her goals are finished. Golf City can now find her preferred trainer for the big leagues, while I get to scout for umas with better attitudes
>see this>run this exact deck with spe-chan speed instead of the sr I don't have>she can't win a single fucking race even with 800+ in every stat in the senior year>double circle affinity gives minimum inspiration so no stamina sparks work>can't even get SSI'm convinced some accounts hack the game. There is no way this deck hits these stats once in a thousand runs.
>>560594945are the sub legacy/grand parents also trackblazer? we won't see the big jump until the whole legacy is the trackblazer loop since the bonus is from shared races.
Agree with Seiun Sky.
>>560597341>staying with Coal City
My first SS rank guess the sparks!
>save 3 hammers for finals>game gives me a shop full of them>don't hold onto any hammers>get glowsticks and scrollsHmmm I'm nyooooticing
>>560597456>with spe-chanMaybe that's the problem.
>>560597607the greatest gamble in this game is getting the perfect number of hammers to not waste any or end up short for Climax
>>560597568Guts 1*
>>560597317why is ayabe such a bitch
>>5605975683*Wit3*Mile3*Green
>>560597090Who?
god I wish there was a tool to keep track of rainbow shards, or that I wasn't retarded and kept forgetting how much we're supposed to have at this point. I'm like 90% sure I didn't miss any of the major events or special missions and kept up on the legend races but I still can't be sure...
Pump on a TT pacer, yea or nay? I'm just thinking about some pace heavy CM rooms I've seen where one of your pacers inevitably is pushed to the back
post something cute (in a funny or retarded way)
>>560597795
>>560597641speed power and wit aren't the problemNeeding a colossal amount of refills and creek to show up multiple times on stamina during summer while you need to buy a ton of skills just to win g3 mile races even with Mile A is.
>>560597447>>560597521As if your uma would let you leave.
>>560597456Windy punches way above her weightclass here. Spechud is not a valid substitute, unfortunately. MLB Biko is closer. either way if you've got access to 5 of the 6 cards in that deck you should be hitting UG and getting near that statline on highrolls. You'll undershoot power a bit but everything else should be in the ballpark.
>>560597768No
>>560597878So RNG?
>>560596852but what would the puppetjob feel like?
>>560597869....I'm going home.
>>560597896Fuck off, Taiki
KILL TM OPERA O
>twinkle finals>3 rounds of ZERO FUCKING RAINBOWS
>>560598143NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>didn't cap speed>didn't cap stam>wit is below 800fucking nigger of a run
>>560598348PAGING DR. NIGGER
holy fuck ryan is shit no matter the scenario, i hate this fucking uma
>>560597456what skills and borrow did he have? post them please, i would like to use his borrow parent uma
>>560598143It’s insanely funny to me how big of a grudge a horse can have on a human. I’ve only seen this happen with elephants
>>560598348>1500 SPLMAO this nigga didn't race and is complaining about uncapped stats, race more next time lil gup
>>560598387You have to give her a more consistent unique the first opportunity you get,
>>560598464>doing a career without learning skillsAre you a mentally deficient nigger?
>bummed to not pull Admire Vega on her banner>uses free 10 pull anyways>gets Admire Vega
>>560598123
>>560593953Update: Got my first S+ rank. A few high rolls, and a few lucky gambles made up for it.
>>560598425Crows also hold grudges and they will tell other crows about it
Cygames should let us buy clocks in quantities of 3 from the daily shop, similar to shoes
>>560597341smart falco is more than ok with you moving on from her
>>560598387Glue factory
>>560597691>>560597732Welp, she'll be pretty good on miles
>>560594231>>560594586Am I retarded or is this Bakushin basically glue? A ~600 Power Bakushin is never gonna see the front.
I love doctor akikawa
>>560598585Shit taste
>>560598639dumb falco only says thatbut she doesnt mean it
Why do I see umas with power/stam over 1k but 3 speed/3 wit cards? Do they just train the non-card stat in summer with weights? I've never gotten stam/power facility over level 1/2 at most because I'm busy clicking speed when I'm not racing
How do the carrots you get from races work? Like sometimes I see a race will drop me 10 carrots. Can it be any race or is it only G1?
>>560595846
>>560592595I haven't been able to build a S+ yet... I get the feeling I will never win a Long CM.
why the fuck does npc vodka have nsm
>>560598742She'll be the fastest one crossing the finish line for sure
>>560598895>mejiro hag >yandereNo
>>560598548what free pulls?
>>560598523My uma doesn't need skills to win MANT, retard
>>560592984For some reason I missed the third term part of this epic post the first couple times. The original poster was trolling!!! I thought this shit came from the heart!!
>>560598789>doctor akikawaShe finished her PHD?
>>560595846This cute keiba dork
>>560598005More like the worthless whore can't win Miles without severe stat overgrowth or all her skills learned. Left run had Creek fuck off at summer but missed at least 70 points around from epithets missed. Right was just a disaster, she lost her debut with 205 speed 3 times, 0 speed weights, 0 speed rainbows at summer, and lost the senior Queen + Arima despite being overstatted. Summer Maruzensky with 0 skills never has this issue. All 4 inspirations gave the lowest amount of sparks too.I have gotten 17k multiple times with her using a generic 15% race bonus spam deck, this is fucking bullshit.
>>560595846Okay, why the FUCK did she screamed at Windy like that? So not cool. Will have to pull because megane but still
>49 races>somehow never get what I need from the shop
>>560598895what is ramonu's personality besides MUH RACING?
>>560599171>49 races
>>560599064yeah in hor-why the fuck does she have uma ears
>>560598409twitter said 12 stam 6 power
>>560595846The Golden Tyrant (and her sister)
>>560599215probably because of this
I like cute and funny umas... but my lobby only has big titty umas
>>560599365>she fucks with the gorilla
>>560599245I love her goofy grin after a G1 win
This run sure is putting me through the wringer
>>560599150Still try to get lucky and take advantage of the weights
failing a 5% training is even more rage inducing in this mode than usual
>finally get a capped speed, treshold stam run>all relevant crowns with mile D>long S>swinging maestro agemasen>speed star agemasenI see why japs burned out, it feels so much shittier when runs are 45 minutes each
Should I just use my uma pick on Xmas Oguri?
>>560599696>runs are 45 minutes eachMy runs are still constantly taking an hour, what the FUCK
IM MANTBLAZINGGGGGGG
>>560599696swinging maestro isn't an agemasen
>>560599690>>>/u/
>>560599834it is when you don't get the last event at all
>>560599882thats still not what agemasen means
>>560599497
>>560599931No fusu
fakuen in the gakuen
Did you climax yet?
>>560599651Infirmary being useless when there's no cures in sight at the shop is killing me slowly
Enough about CM11. What's the recommended statline for CM12?
>>560599989can you like, not best reddit """memes"""?
I bricked my aces with a yeppers card for a skill that is hard nerfed for this CM. Fucking amazing
>>5606000321200/600/1200/1200/1200Unironically
>>560600037you have no power over me esl-chama
>>560599705Yes
>>560599989I'm aroused. I need help.
Ardan makes my cock hard
>>560599983
How often are you guys actually seeing Super Lucky Seven proc? Might as well grab it now since we're awash in SP with MANT
>>560600159>fat fetish Fuck off
>>560599690what uma?
>>560600032Same as the last medium
>>560600159>fat fetishbased
What am I in for? Do I have to race my uma to death? What should I buy from the shop? Smiling Oguri posters please don't reply.
>>560600374Hmmmmmm nyo
I unironically like teioAnd I'm not afraid to say it.
>>560600278Is this the human version of fusu?
how many of the training bracelets do you usually stock up on?
Rudolf is really good in Trackblazer
>>560600498yes
>>560600508At least one on target stats unless I have whistles to use on summer
>>560600469>What am I in for?URA Finale with currencies>Do I have to race my uma to death?Don't race for more than 3 consecutives. If your turn is bad, and there's a rival race/g1 race, you should prioritize racing. >What should I buy from the shop?Megaphones, Ankle weights, Mood up/Energy up items, until you get used to currency management.
>>560600521>no B in Dirt
>>560600508Up to 3 for main statUp to 2 for secondary stat
>>560600594would you ever use whistle + the anklet. also having 3 anklets is overkill going into summer?
>do speed/wit run>no speed anklets>do guts run>no guts anklets
>wit is harder the hardest to cap because of no weight item of its ownI miss unity wit spam...
Would Dia peer pressure Kita into raping you?
>>560600340I'll let you know if Fuku ever finishes her chain
Dia would never...
>>560600951Dia would never let Kita touch her beloved trainer
Why are you guys calling ankle weights "anklets"
>>560600469>>560600624You CAN race 3 consecutives without being penalized at the end of each year (late nov to late december), but you don't get the New Year energy event anymore
What's the lore reason behind the lack of weights for wit?
>>560601098Femoids
>>560601098Because if you call them ankle bracelets it takes on a whole new term.
>>560600624>>560601114Thanks. I haven't been in these threads for about a month but I remember anons saying MANT was about stacking race bonus on supports. Is that important?
>>560601154>strap books to head>"why am i not getting smarter torena"
>>560601221There's no black umas
Well, this was oddly annoying to build.>witleth-hahaha
>>560601154it would make them too smart they can't handle it
>>560601254>Is that important?It lets you race on bad turns without losing too much stat/skill points. The bare minimum is 50 race bonus, check your cards on gametora in case they have hidden passives. No idea what the calculation is but from what I've seen competitive decks are either 50RB or 60RB
>>560599150You can't even cap speed and speed isn't the problem lmao. It's the windy gap from spe being shit.
>>560601329>Stam siphon debufferYou will not win.
>>560601154Umamusume intelligence is being kept in check so that they don't start a revolution.
>>560601329I love you
kitasanfags, do we want a second front ace, or a runaway suzuka debuffer?
>>560601154You don't lift weights with your brain, retard.
>>560601559If brain is a muscle why can't I use brain ankle weights?
>>560601329I hope you win
...
>>560601304There soon will be
How fast would she be?
>>560601559
Only noticed Taiki broke over 40 races.I hope the next few days give me MLB Shinko, Im still at 1LB
>>560601329I hope you lose horribly
>>560601462>>560601639For CM I will go triple ace, this debuffer is purely for open lobbies to bully whales.
>>560601532I think a runaway Suzuka is better if you can tinker her to be overtaken right as late-race begins or before late-race. If a Suzuka is too good she might fuck you over in some front heavy rooms
>>560601658...
>>560601532Personally I was just running Kita with another Front, probably VBourbon, and just being lazy and trying to slap on a Nice Nature or something. Might even just try and find a Manhattan Cafe card borrow like that other anon for it. Most likely not even worth much since the distance between most will be huge but I can't be asked to hit the stam threshold for three front aces...
>>560601663>not installing mods
free rolls end tomorrow right?
>>560601867Hah. This is a junior G3. Piece of cake.
>>560601731Debuffers won't do anything to real aces
>>560601329>No Late Savy for All Seeing EyesGood luck hitting Kitasan
>>560601867Beat the loli
i haven't seen green juice in 2 careers
>>560601929Tachyon didn't give me the event, it's like the game knows what you're doing and pokes at you with the events and hints it gives. Studios should help with what savvy does thougheverbeit.
>don't get enough trainings with everyone stacked up before the debut race or the first g3 afterwards>run is basically over
>>560602087Send them all to the glue factory
>>560601427Thanks again. I managed to put a 60RB deck together.
>>560602053Unless Eyes activates early and Studious activates REALLY late, Studious aint doing shit.
>>560602260Don't use Fuji
Umapyoi
is feature act a good skill
>>560599931fusu>>560599983
>>560602437
>>560602372yeah
>>560602260Fuji is pretty decent. Try to get mile and medium to at least a B if not A. Remember to run the Triple Tiara and I'd try to run the Mile Championship too.
>>560602260Let me use Fuji
>>560602356I will use Fuji. Then I will use her again. And then again. After that I will probably use her another 20 times before trying out a different uma in MANT.
>>560602578Would umas steal their trainers used laundry?
>>560602529
this time debuffers will face a SS+ cleric grass wonder and she will not be so merciful this time
>>560602637Cringe
Spark reroll? Super skip?
>>560602637based
>>560602731lol good fucking luck training cleric wonder in mantblazershe is bar none the weakest uma of the 10~ I've tried so far. She has absolutely no edge early, and buying skills only helps moderately. Absolutely fucked character.
>>560601868This feels so wrong
>>560602768I ate them.
>>560602637t. pokke
This game really ticks me off sometimes Her first rest pre maiden race was also deprived
>>560602817Is she forever the weakest uma? I guess her ult is alright for other umas...
>>560602818She's better white than brown.
>>560602915maybe. my guess is any uma with a pure heal unique is just Dante Must Die difficulty in mantblazer, because you have no edge.
>>560602603I got her to B/A/A/A so I'll do all the races with her.
>>560603018She's too cute
How many Carats do you get per run in MANT? Is it higher than other scenario with this high number of races?
>>560603018my mommy
>>560603209I don’t know
>>560602704
>>5606026030% speed and stamina are PIA to train for this CM
>>560603209Check your trophies
>>560603274AHHHHHHHHHH TOO CUTE
>>560603089If you have A in Mile, Medium, and Long I would go for the Triple crown if you can. Add in the Mile championship too. There are no limitations to the races so you can just run wherever you want.There are stats that you get from epithets that you gain from the G1's. Triple tiara and crown are some of the most important ones so get one of em. I would suggest doing the mile races to get the majority of epithets. You want to run G2/G3 too but that's more situational. >>560603297It's his first run in MANT I think he's okay running his oshi.
>>560603365
will this be enough to survive this week or am cooked?
Do you check your trainings even if there's 0 rainbows or do you go straight into a race?
>>560603631Im addicted to racing, dont give no shit about training Im heading to A finals and job anyway
>>560603595too early to tell. wait until last 2 days.
What are the next good cards I should save for if I want to properly run at least 1 Front Runner as ace each CM?
Come along daddy
>no charms or energy drinksi hate this kind of bricking
>>560603779Maruzensky Speed Bourbon Wit
My Kita is looking weird...
>>560603779Maruzensky
>>560603779Palmer Stam
>>560592274
>>560603926>marked
>>560603926tag team with pasa on bed.
So far this deck has been consistent with anyone with some speed aptitudes. How else can the deck be improved?
>>560603785Mummy...
>>560603926inventing new wrestling moves with pasa
>>560604095You have 0 wit bro
>>560604095replace sweep and marvelous with wit cards
oreng
>junior year>failed spd training >mood down to awful I hate Kitasan Black
>>560604095run 2 wit cardssure you may not reach your desired speed and stam 100% of the time, but ace farming has always been about high rolling
I'M HAVING FUNI'M HAVING FUNI LOVE MANTI LOVE MANT
>>560604128>>560604009>>560603974Stop fucking your trainees and train them.
why is it that my 1200/1200/1100 end closers never seem to be able to catch up to the front runners in the lobbies? Is it the uniques? The skills? They have spurt so I'm not sure what else. Wit is 600-800
would you buy an injured Dia for one third of her price?I mean it's just 1 ear
>>560604384ur uma is stinky lol
>>560603785Okay Mommy
>>560604384What mid race are you running?
>>560604384How are your mid-race skills looking?
>>560604376let me think about it
>>560604362everyone is saying this
>d00d ya gotta do those rival races. You get SICK skill hints off 'em
but why...
Uma for this feeling? https://youtu.be/imspRb_gf5Y
>>560604376nyo
>>560604535Explode
I really need to MLB my Creek with that free selector not hitting 50 RB without using a 15 RB card is actually agonizing
>>560604160>>560604219>>560604341Outside of borrowing my options are Tachyon, Dober and Marvelous. Honestly not great.
Am I crazy, or are the little character bits in MANT a bit on the gay side?Just had one where Suzuka and Air Groove were suddenly hyper aware of each other's breathing and steps and it ended all coy like.
>>560604376Isn't sex just stamina/guts training
>>560603785
Trick question, do you click or race? The correct answer is obviously racing, but can you tell me why?
>>560604535So your uma can duel and spurt spurt
>>560604570Cyjews leaving the free pulls to the end was cruel
>>560604437>>560604453I lack tail (except tamamo who has gold version). I have early start on all of them. What other middle skills are there? Ramp up, curvature-
>>560604583>Suzuka gets a yuri bait scene with Air Groove>have not seen one with her and Spechud
>>560604402just get her a hat like mambo
>>560604376I have been playing since launch and I still havent managed to make a single 3 spark pasa. I made a 3 star grass before pasa. I even have her fan title and I still for the love of god cant make a 3 blue star pasa. I even got dober with my selector so I can make her and pasa parents for other horses.
>>560604630i wouldn't assuming i had the items to give the biggest numbers
>>560604384You have nimble/NSM, right anon? Spurt is not enough when fronts have kita unique
>>560604630race, no? you're on the way to max speed and need to get that autumn triple crown too for bonus stats.
Can I have a (You)?
>>560604770Yeah nimble dropped from a scenario event
What deck do you guys recommend to train Kitasan for a MLB SCless poorfag?This is the best I could come up with but it still feels lacking
>>560604868Correct. You'll cap speed anyways (unless you get something like 0 rainbow finals), so it's better to take rng stats from racing
>>560604630i would train 100% of the time, even without megaphone or weights
I had a dream where they made a spin off game staring Marche and Love where you play as the puppet, you help Marche and Loves only (you) train for the breeders dahby with a series of Ghost Trick style puzzles.
>>560604885Yes.
I was promised free NTR rolls where they at
How many stats do you get in total from the TS finals with the silver/gold hammers?
WAIT A MINUTEI CAN'T USE THE KITSAN CARD ON KITSAN!?? FUCK
>>560604885No.
>>560605015I was promised a Christmas tree on the homescreen and I'm still waiting for that too.
Is buying regular hammers for G1s even worth it?
The fuck is this update
>>560605197Yes
>>560604963>>560604326>>560603580>>560603274>>560602704>>560602529>>560602437>>560600541>>560600278>>>/Umajp/
>the umas are in heatAAAAAAHHHHHH SAVE ME TAZUNA-SAAAAAAN
>>560605229just lock your doors
thanks taishin...
Is this what we like to see?
>>560605229Bro you may not know this but Tazuna is...
>>560604376I will marry and reproduce with my beloved trainee.
>>560605101
>>56060504320 each race then 10 afterwards so 70 in totalassuming gold hammers
>>560604630Triple triple clown doesn't give jack and sr. triple clown only gives 30. You use your PEDs on that training and get the easy cap.
Would die if Kingu called me daddy
Can we discuss the logistics of Uma Warfare, and how terrifying an Uma would be to some medieval peasant who never saw one before?
So what mid race skills should I go for and how would I obtain them? Inheritance? I'm running Kita NTR tosho creek Sunday(wit) fm
>>560605197yeah, they aren't great, but most of the items in the shop kinda suck too
>>560604630the gaslight told me if a training is 40+ stats it's better than racists
>a fucking w*man making better guides than the trannytuberHow did it end up like this...
>>560605475Bro a woman reading a book would be terrifying to a medieval peasant
>>560605475Imagine an Uma smashing through a castle wall with her fist and the soldiers rallying behind her start pouring in
>>560604680If you have the space to borrow or use SSR Ayabe for Daring Strike then go for it. Otherwise try to grab the four style/distance straights/corners skills. If you're okay on energy you can also go for straightaway adept from kita
>>560605475>some medieval peasant who never saw one before?i'm pretty sure farmers would have work umas
>>560605574Exactly, so imagine their feeble hearts when they see a woman with horse ears eating more food then they do in seconds while also pulling around carriages on their own.
I WISH THE AMULETS WERE ALSO IN OTHER MODESCHEAT TRAININGS ARE SO GOOD
>>560605475>the US can literally have a full militia comprised of umas built like Michelle My BabyIt's not looking too good for everyone else bro
>>560605214>we made one new mocap animation, and by Emperor Hirohito we are going to milk it for all its worth
>>560605613>You fortify your position with all you have, no man could possibly breach your walls.>Some random Uma starts picking up rocks and starts roleplaying as fucking artillery till you surrender.
>>560605635Right ayabe power. Forgot about that card. Ty
Looks like Fuji was the real Hanshin Juvenile Filly all along.
>accidentally race without chugging +5 energy again
>>560605650Imagine peasant revolts with farmer Umas behind them
>>560605874Never, the Queen Umas would always make sure the Uma farmhorses are satisfied so they dont revolt.
>single rainbow>try to greed for a double with whistles>now have no rainbows
>>560604221oreng tumm
I lost the kikukasho and wasted 5 clocks and didn't winI'm going to lose my mind man
>>560598840>women saying things they don't meanwhen are they going to get it through their DUMB HEADS that this is self-destructive?!
I know how to hit SS and beyond now and I HATE it. You just have to pray you get several multi rainbows, preferably during summer and you can cap 2-3 stats easily. Then pray your event chains finish so you get lots of gold skills. Any tips on making those 2 things happen consistently so I can bust out of S+ jail?
>uma warfareThe Director can just click the big shiny red button on her desk though
I just made a Raisu with AA+ stats across the boardIt's S rank but I don't feel happy at all.
gwos MANTblazer has only been out for a few days and i've blown through 100 clocks already
>>560606058>Any tips on making those 2 things happen consistently so I can bust out of S+ jail?Racing during bad summer, and good training outside of summer.
>>560606079Director isnt THAT old, she couldnt have stopped every war in history... could she?
training endclosers in this scenario is suffering
>>560606135You don't want to know how many i've blown to make a S+ Winning ticket
>forgot to use cleat hammer on one of the final races
I can see why people dislike TB. It's the first scenario to make you pause and think about your choices, effectively turning a relatively idle gacha game into an interactive main game
>>560606058>preferably during summerif it's not during summer, how effective would the training be? The way I'm playing, I get speed to lvl 3 before training stop in late august Junior year, but that's about it for training for the rest of the career unless I get surprised by double rainbows on a G3/G2 turn. It takes 4 trainings to level up a facilitiy once, so 16 for level 5, 12 for level 4. There's no goddamn way
>>560606172this but front chuds
>>560605475No, lets talk about how cute Ogurin is.
>>560606291You can still get a lot of stats via PEDs on level 3 facilities. I haven't even checked what levels mine have gotten to since starting this mode.
*angles and schemes*
>>560606250Imagine being a Japanese salaryman riding the crowded train and having to think on whether he wants to do a double rainbow speed training or race
>>560605978Underboob is the best boob
>>560605978Nice
>>560606250It turned an already lengthy session into an even longer onePlus since we still have a real good while of half tp, this is a straight up recipe for burn out
Is it me or Front Runners lose more often on rooms without other FR, but tend to win more on rooms with more FR in them?
>>560606460>Imagine being a Japanese salarymangrim
>>560606628correct, fronts need another front to compete against in order to widen the lead midrace
>>560606460sounds kinodo I get a cute waifu and a daughter that hates me waiting at home?
I'm not saying this is the only strategy but I want to share one of mines.You're actually heavily incentivized to mostly go speed pre-debut to junior year>adds speed (very important)>raises speed facility early (also very important)This is so you'll have 300-400 speed and decent power by end of junior/start of classc year. And comfortaly race and win. But cards that increase initial speed (Fuku speed raises ALL stats, making you win easier early on so that's why she's great during MANT ) and are/or TE merchant decks help you avoid speed spam as they can give high wit even with low facility, so you can focus on friendship training instead.
>>560606628Thats right. A lone FR will just run along and most likely get run down by others. However a bunch of FR will try to fight for the lead and thus widening the distance between them and the others
guys, i have something very very controversial, it may be the most controversial thing you guys will read in years.....MANT is fun
>>560606708>>560606818So basically I need to build 2 FR if I want any of them to have a chance to win?Guess that's not so bad if that means they help pushing each other towards a winIs El Condor Pasa still good parent Material? I'll work ASAP to try and make a usable Long gw parent
>i highroll>MANT is fun>i lowroll>MANT sucks
Before senior year summer camp do you look to reach 700-800 in speed so you can cap it at summer training?Have you ever consistently managed to reach 800-900? Is it feasible?
>>560606879Yeah whatever. We play Trackblazer here.
my favorite CM memory was getting into a finals where my LONE WOLF brian was the only pace with zero fronts and she just walks herself to the finish line
>>560606924>So basically I need to build 2 FR if I want any of them to have a chance to win?Either make two fronts, use a rabbit Suzuka, or gamble on facing another front. >Is El Condor Pasa still good parent Material?No, Pasa is only good if late-race starts on the FINAL straight. Recommended parents for fronts are Kitasan (acceleration) and NY Opera (velocity at 400m remaining)
>>560606792idk i think the strat is to just focus on friendship and pray you get lucky with the trainings showing up in wit/speedthe run is likely bricked if you're missing important orange bonds by first summer and it's not that uncommon to see 0 bbq carrots
actually all career modes are fun but mant taking an hour completely ruins it mant could be as fast as URA if doing 2 races gave you 3 random items that get automatically suggested when doing X action theres no need for getting coins and buying items it just adds retarded menu'ing
>>560606924What the other one said. You could also uber gamble
I want to cum to Daring Tact
>get 3 Kale drinks>no cupcakes
>>560606628Front running is a ponzi scheme. That's why sloptubers want you to runs fronts, so they can win more
>>560607041>>560607185I have neither, so I suppose it doesn't matter who I use and then I borrow Kita or NyoperaThis is the voices in my head but, if 2 FR are good, what about 3 FR? Or maybe, runaway Suzuka and 2 FR?
If I dont get Fuku armor with the last ten rolls, I will buy ze ticket and get her that way.Sorry Brian
>>560607227just drink and then recreation on a free turn bwoor gamble on post race mood up
STINKO YOU FUCKING BITCH WHY ARE YOU STILL BLUE 2 TURNS BEFORE SUMMER?
post your gems
>>560607289>I have neitherPriority would be Kitasan then, just try to luckshit NY Opera's unique as grandparent somehow. Use whatever parent that gives the most affinity, or inherit Pure Heart from Creek if you decide to use Runaway Suzuka. >what about 3 FRI'm not sure if anyone should go through the suffering of groundwork grinding thrice. I haven't tested it, but the voices in my head says you still want one end just in case your fronts fail the midrace witchecks.
>>560607313Hey same for me with Fuku I sparked for Brian on the All banner, worth it
the voice in your head? that's me
I can see why some people would get burnt out of MANT/Trailblazer but I'm loving it. I've always liked the roguelike vibe of runs, and the shop stuff makes it feel even more like a roguelike but in less of a bullshit way. It's awesome to be able to buy items in advance for shit like curing a migraine or restoring energy so if you plan properly you can avoid many of the "haha it's a great training when your energy is low and we just gave you a mood down and debuff event, isn't that funny" stuff.
>>560607546O voice inside my headWhat uma should I jack off to before going to bed?
>>560607593This anon >>560607578
So fuck up that mile umas are easier to get long S.
>>560607537If I dont get Brian now. I'll get her with the voucher, whenever that is or if carats allow it BLAZE BRIAN
bros I need to lick Kitasan's pits
i started the game one event late so no spe and stink is 0lb so i have no 10rb speed at all
>>560607639it's not fucked up, hard work always beats out talent and that represents it
>>560607578>That pic>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W8MBjTk2E8I personally find the shop RNG pesky, it can give you 5 empowering megaphones you won't buy before it refreshes when you actually need ankle weights... And when it does, its all guts ankle weights
>>560607578SameI understand people who hate it, but as for me I'm having a lot of funIt helps that I'm not particularly sweaty so I do 2 runs a day tops
oh yeah we gaming
>>560607116This. MANT is fun but I wish it didn't take so fucking long
>>560607439Noted1st, I try to look for a Kita, or build my own parent with NYopera2nd, choose 2 FR3rd, pick some other non-FR as a backup
They could have fast forwarded turbo skip so MANT doesn't take as long, but nooooo.
>>560607578None of that shit matters when your run is bricked without distance S. So this time, you're just wasting more time than you did before.
>>560607913It doesn't stop me from enjoying the game mode desu. MANT means all my failed ace runs are now parent runs.
Urara has fatter thighs?
>>560607913thankfully, I play games I enjoy the gameplay of instead of ones I've become a slave to, so I don't really care about if the uma at the end is broken every time. it's cool when it lines up but I still have fun when it doesn't.
>>560607913When that happens I just turn that failed run into a fan run
Okay so what are your "This run is bricked" standards?Losing a G1 and no clocks left?Having no good aptitude sparks?
>>560607851what's turbo skip
>>560607969Female traits be like that
>>560607913
>>560607984You can also do that in previous scenarios, this time it just takes even longer.
I'm not sure if making 3x stamina siphon end is griefing others or just myself by not being able to borrow spurt sweepy
>>560608054How the summers goes
>>560608095Difference is, all my average MANT runs get more fans than any Aoharu fan run
>>560607913I don't care about S distance anymore after several CMs where my S distance umas sometimes lost to ones without it
>>560608146What's a bad summer for you?
>>560608054If classic crown is fucked, consider the run dead
>>560608174the longer the distance the more it matters, and this cm is long as fuck
>>560607969Digitan is the epitome of "fujoshi in her late 30s who spends all her money of anime merch instead of food". I like fat fujos as well but this is a worthy figure. Peak womanlet with a decent fashion (non)sense.
>>560608181When no amount of whistles can change Kitasan Guts mind
>>560608126>my umas have 1100, 2 golds and 1 white, so they're immune to 6 siphons
If you still can't make SS Umas please go back to /vma/
whistles are worth 10-20 stat
>>560607969mare thighs
I played too much uma today, 9 hours of itAnd I still want to play another career
>>560608241you need to satisfy kitachans guts
>>560607969God Digitan is so fucking sexy
>enter niigata junior stakes>less than 300 speed>rival is seeking the pearl
>>560608286>F2P Tannhauser>lv6 unique
>>560608158Everyone else will also gain more fans in MANT, so in the end, nothing changes. It just takes longer now.>>560608174Distance S matters the longer the track is. There's a reason turf S was better than sprint S, and mile A was alright last CM. Having a higher top speed matters far more in Med/Long.
>>560608286>f2p mambo>not borrowing a f2p card
>>560608434>rival is Nishino Flower
>>560608286This shit is madness.
>>560608619No, this is SPARTA
>>560608649Alright Maruzensky time to go to bed
>>560608649No this is uma musumehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDRAhiBtOrQ
masturbating to umamusumes
Who's ready to spark for Kitasan Black in 8 hours?
>>560608736Isn't it 2 more days of free pulls?
>>5605936470 -> MLB FineMo in 146 pulls
>>560608736I already got her no spark required
oh boy, just did some pisces room runs and 2 of the 3 were run by Kitasans with mediocre stats and no skills besides groundwork package and TTL. The last by a golshi who won by 6 lengths over mine and didn't seem to be notably better in any way, either. uh ohalso, my end Mayano is consistently getting wrecked. She has every skill I wanted and a statline I was very happy with and she's not even finishing upper half. I'm scared
I never luckshitted windy, what the FUCK do I use for speed cards on Kita?
>>560593647Nothing
>>560608691>18 years ago
>>560608776We are at 50/60
stop changing names!
>>560608883what a whore
>>560608824jordan/sweepy/brian
>>560605791>they werent even a soldier, just a random peasant girl who you refused to share an apple with one day
>>560593647Biko/Baku banner3 double pulls
>>560593647Either an instant Bourbon from a 10 pull or sparking the god banner and getting 6 new umas (3 new, 3 alts but still)
So basically with Ballroom Seiun, ALL fronts will be inheriting at least one Seiun for whatever track?Base Seiun Sky for tracks where the last spurt starts on the last corner, and Ball Seiun for the rest?
>>560592274Tourists getting mad at trans Stay Gold when the community headcanons him as a femboy, he acknowledges his past and he was a male horse IRL and every uma is canonically lesbian, but are fine with art the actually breaks the Cygames rules. Bffr.
>>560608958Ball Seiun herself is also strong as a front and is used with Kitasan in Longs
>>560608971kys faggot
>>560608971Go back to twitter
>>560608883>Thought that one time I named myself "@NlGGER" as a joke would be tracked and logged>It wasn'twhew
>>560609054i think chrono only started tracking it recently
Imagine if spark reroll and related to it QoL was available from the get-go. Accelerated schedule and CM death march wouldn't be as bad, if we at least had some modicum of control over our parent pool.
>>560609094WTF I HAVE MY REAL NAME THERE
>>560608971Kill yourself, faggot. Kino is a girl and so too is the uma who pays her homage.
>>560609054you probably changed your name before chrono was even a thing
How many free pulls left for kitasan?
>>560608971Go shoot up le trannies yourself instead of trying to bait people here to join your /pol/ army. No one cares.
>>560608971Go back to your self-mutilating, mentally ills of a "community."
>>560599192being an ugly eyesore
>>560609001So, Ball Seiun and Kitasan are either parents for Long Fronts who don't have them, or partners/parents for each other for someone who has one or both?
>>560608649BRUSH YOUR TEEETH
>>560609152Your beloved tranny artist deleted his account by the way. No balls in more ways than one.
>>560609146You... do know most of the umas were based on male horses, right? And you know Stay Gold remembers being a male horse?>>560609160>>560609171Anyway Stay Gold is trans, your faves are lesbians and you're all tourists.
>>5606091510. Today was the last
>>560609152https://x.com/compose/postI think you're on the wrong tab
>>560609151
>>560609205She's still S on that JP memelist, so she's bretty gud
>>5606091511. Tomorrow is the last.
>that japanese mock documentaty detailing the history of Nomadic Umamusume's tradition of husband kidnapping>it will never be translated to englishDammit
when it comes to a track, it's either "Firm Condition" or "Wet Condtion", right? Like a track is always one of the two?
>>560609231Is that why they're being bullied by transphobic tourists on other socials? Just for one harmless drawing that doesn't even break Cygame's rules?>>560609267But enough about you
>>560609151>>560609268Forgot to say "one"
>>560608736i got her for FREE
>>560609273I love my wife Eun-Soo
I find it really funny that the goal of consistency just means you never lose because the npcs don't have a specific OP rival in mind so their placements are all over the place. even if you fucked up you should be able to win just by squeezing by on 3rds and 2nds and shit
>>560609318yeppers
>>560609293Source please?
>>560609342any uma that can do classic triple crown can breeze through senior year in my experience
>>560609369https://youtu.be/kWzqD1vfy6w?si=SMSTMaMVGDClSvq6Here. Whole channel of mock uma history docs, all in japanese. No subs
>>560609318BasicallyFirm = Firm groundWet = good, soft or heavy ground
>>560608883What's bricke'ds next name?
>>560609078our FUARKING villain
Thar she blows! Look at the size of this one!
>>560609360>>560609442cool, buying both to finish my current playthrough
Is Kitasan worth another 100 pulls? I have 53k carats and no idea what I'm pulling for in the future. No more umas, at least.
>>560609527>all those SSRs and he couldn't get UGKWAB
>>560609527now THAT'S a buhi
>>560609564Do you want to play fronts? Then yes.
>>560609564She's the front meta for long but there's like 8 CMs until the next longslop (Sagi rerun)
>>560609527>all those cards>not even SS+Comeback when its UG atleast
Will an uma anus crush my penis?
How many of you are planning to roll for Sweepy the Uma?
umanko can amputate in umapyoi
this shits a game changer, i save so much time and also get to see where the girls land during events
>if I keep repeating [words] someone will bitewhat kind of mental illness is thisit's not even good baitwhat caused this
>>560609694Yada
Do you think global would be able to keep fronts meta or are they just destined to be doomed by pace/late/end powercreep? From the murmurs I heard, fronts are dead-dead in JP environment.
What's the most number of items you've seen appear right after a race? I saw EIGHT once (and forgot to screenshot).
Attention whore.
Good umanight
>>560609716wat dat
>>560609809uma musume cheats
>still can't see your exact Energy number unless you attempt to refill it with an itemWhen did Cygames fix this in JP?
>>560609748they could just re buff them in the future to make them relevant again
>>560609858onsen scenario lol
I've seen bullshit but this is ridiculous
>>560609889>distanceYour Rice whiffed all her recoveries
>>560609889>gassedvs>did not gas
holy rape
>>560609718I know, right? Porn addicted horse fuckers suddenly give a shit about guidelines when someone makes harmless fanart of a canon transman commonly headcanoned as a deadbeat dad with a massive cock. Like... you do know your precious uma porn can also be reported, right?
umabody
>>560609748We have no ideaFronts got Bobo Power not too long ago
>>560609945>>560609948bros Rice has 550 stam 400 guts while Opera O had that shit, and those recoveries are a percentage of her godawful stam
>Realize my medium and long teams suck because they were getting by solely on stamchecks>See I'm also losing if they have a VBobo or a Pitasan, and I'm not actually running a front on either of them to ever contest it, just pace/lates/ends>Throw together a competent enough VBobo and Pitasan within 4 tries each>Was getting 660k previously on 3 wins and 4 wins, this team getting 4 wins got me 720k>Then last pip being a clean sweepAnd I still have half the team to fix up lmao. That Mile Laisu has been a soldier sticking with what I had during Unity, but these slow fixes should have me set through MANTblazer's run.
will the thread get better?
>>560610023>we have no ideaJPman, give us some MANT advice if you played it on release
>>560610086You just made it better :)
>>560610086I just press hide stub and the thread suddenly gets better.
>>560609748Orfe and Donna too strong...
>>560609889THE RAPED
>560610086Only when transmasc Stego becomes the next OP
>>560610045>percentage of stamogrin.jpig
>>560610090Have you tried racing
>>560610045550 actually doesn't seem like enough for 3600m. IIRC 600 was barely enough for haruten which is 3200. You're also running pace vs late which is like a 100 stamina swing towards ope. Add a rushed and you're DEAD dead.and it's +400 to spd, power, stamina in career so the npc heals are actually still doing something
i won
>>560610158Orfe actually gets countered hard by big niges (got fraud checked by them in like 3 CMs now) and Chrono and Ai are currently stronger than Donna
you guys never give me any (You)'s
>>560610238i want cygames to rerun plushies or just keep them in stock
>>560610215I can make SS rank umas with a 50RB deck, just that this is an opportunity.
I can't marry an uma... they all seem to eat so much and I can't help but imagine the giant stinky shits they must take...
>>560610158>forgetting the real demon
>560610297fuck off
>>560610297*smooch*
>complaining about trans art when Fine Motion exists
>free gutsTHIS IS THE RUN
>watching a career race>VBourbon uses speed eater on an uphill>literally everyone behind her immediately drops backNo wonder you guys were crazy about speed eater
Just stop responding to it. It'll eventually get bored or start samefagging and if the latter happens they already lost.
Trannies wish they could look like Fine before they neck themselves
>use SR cards to get high race bonus>senior year double rainbows suck ass because of SR cardsf2p scenario my ass
>>560610238GratsI've gotten close so many timesThis last one, 2 dolls fell off at the last possible second One day I'll get 10
>forgot to use hammer on the final race>again
Tourists don't read careers and it shows>they already lostPretty sure I'm not the one harassing artists and hunting them down over headcanons that don't validate my "femboy" fetish
>>560610501thanks for reminding me anon, I almost forgot to use my fourth hammer for Arima Kinen
Hammer time
>>560610396Reverse baiting them is fun too, but you are right of course
>>560610501Reminds me of how I kept forgetting to use an onsen ticket during the URA Finale because I had it offset to need to be used on race days when I'm used to using it on training days. It just slips your mind.
KWAB!
>>560610396Transman honse. Love him! Every honse based on stallions have top surgery!
>>560610638KWABOLI
>>560610396I wonder how it feels when we just zooms past it while discussing the game. No one even notices the shitty instigator posts because it'd be out of sight in a minute
>>560610372take the bottom, there's more
>>560610638Mambo...
I remember. When i was a child. We went on a field trip to a farm, and there was a dead horse in a ditch. We threw rocks at him. I'd have suplexed my younger self if I could go back in tome
Sex with stallions?
>>560610806Sounds like you're still beating a dead horse
On a completely unrelated note I did a MANT run (hadn't done it for over a year), had no idea what I was doing because I still haven't read a guide, finally got the title for it too. I think I was hard carried by my cards.Anyway this animation was very cute.
There's lesbians, black horsegirls, intersex horses... and you want to be bigots?
>>560610887Stegonigger actually plays the game
>>560610840Symboli Ruuuuuudooooolph!!!!
>>560610887Also found it funny that the very first rival was goldship. Then the second was Nakayama.
wait why didn't tazuna open the door for me when i went to pull the gacha why did the director do it instead
>want to do another run>timesink makes me hesitantit begins
>>560610947Stegotourist doesn't know he's a transman. He's like the tourists in rhythm games that want the transgirl characters to be femboys
>>560610840Sex with stallions.https://files.catbox.moe/tv8lyb.jpeg
>>560611058Guaranteed 3*
>>560611058It's just another "guaranteed SSR" animation. It's rare and just for the giggles
It’s not getting better…
>>560611103>404
i finally beat the game
Transman Stego will save this gen
>>560611128>>560611129oh it was teio
>>560611175>DupeMy condolences.
>>560611193I got Halloween Rice yesterday anyway
I bet she stuffs acorns in her cardigan pockets
>>560611083The what now? I swear you're just as obssesed
>>560611142shit.https://files.catbox.moe/ocbgkx.jpghere.
>>560611356Weren't you getting upset over black horsegirls? Now you're trying to ruin actual fans lives over drawings of canon transmen
>>560611058Happened to me last free 10 pull. Director, fancy door, eclipse first the rest nowhere. Two rainbow doorsFuckinBiwa again and wedding Mayano AGAINI wasnt happy
what went wrong here?i didnt even train power dunno why its so highunity btw
>>560611450I'll be honest I've never seen a Director that DIDN'T give me a dupe. Last time it happened to me it was my 4th Verxina and I was just about ready to lose my mind.
>>560610315I still can't believe that P2 Grass is one of strongest Umas in JP. Nothing about her screams world dominator.
>>560611505Least I got kitasan in the first pull
How much shit will I be missing out on if I quit and return for grand live?
>>560611467sub700 power is not "high"
>>560611571You should come back during Grand Masters
>>560611467You posted this 8 hours ago>>56061157160k+ carrots
>>560611571About 120k-150k carats. You would be better off rerolling at that point.
>>560611467You motherfuckers have all the cards you need and you put stats out like this, meanwhile my lucklet ass has to use shiko, cafe and marvewhat the fuck are you all doing
Well I felt like my first run of MANT was a disaster but I still somehow got a new high score.
Have you ever eaten horse?
>>560611731>shiko, cafeYou're a luckGOD anon
>>560611772No, I've only eaten bison.
>>560611772YesReally tough and stringy meat
>>560611764Pretty good
>>560611731wow look at this nigger with his shinko and marv
>>560611731> what the fuck are you all doing idc thats why i am asking
I have Shinko, marv and cafe MLB. Didn't realize it was good
>>560611731I'm pressing the buttons but it's not going so well
how do i get 330 monnies without daily race and no normal race and no waiting for the reset?
and her name was mambohauser
>>560612285do a quick URA finale fanrun
Since mant takes 2x the time and gives 2x the fans does that mean I can just do 4 runs and 3 failed runs a week and not get kicked?
>>560612285Sell your shoes>menu>inventory>convert item>sell shoesThank me later
>>560612285How the fuck you so broke ass
>>560612285how do you run out of money when we have 2x career reward broi get like 1m every day
is she the cutest mejiro?
>play career>lose junior g3 race to nishino flower>lose juvie fillies to nishino flower>give up
>>560612517Mejiro Gold is cuter.
>>560611731More like, what are you doing? It's so easy to save carats for support cards that we have people who don't know what they're doing with meta lineups
>>560593704Your mask is ver cute
>>560612591I love umas
>>560612457>>560612476i wish i why everyone is 10 mio plus leveled some cards tho and kita>>560612454based thx
is gold inspiration a meme?
>>560612617With good budgeting you can still pull the umas youll actually play and have a good deck for them
>>560593704i love her voice
>>560612570THERE IS ANOOOOOTHER ONE??? I AM SOOOOOOOO SICK OF THESE ONE ZILLION MEJIRO RATS
>>560612528Fear the Reaper
>>560612643Neigha did you have a stroke
>>560612716you should listen to some of her songs in IM@S
>energy reduced after winning make debut???????The fuckWhyWas this always a thing??
>>560612732That's the last oneMejiro farm declined after Sundayman came.
>>560612787>vtuber shitfuck off
>>560611772yeah i had it in a stew, was pretty gamey and tough but honestly not bad
Oohh so he was baiting all this time
>>560612787i will!
>idolm@ster>vtuber shit????????
>>560595846Vodka's Chuuni dadGolshi's insane family. All of them.Never forget: Aston Machan
>>560612904im@s has vtubers now, they do idol lives on the side
>>560612904He's a retard but im@s, funny enough, does have vtubers.
I wish we had an anal uma just like how iM@S has Iori.
You guys unironically like idols? Gross
>>560595846Wedding Curren & Wedding FineMoBamboo Memory
>>560612570wait is that mejiro you-know-who
>>560613115
>>560612836In mant it is
>>560613201that’s an umadol
I like to imagine Mejiro Gold and Queen Ship in a role swapped AU, where goldship is the ideal prim proper Mejiro lady and Mcqueen is a baseball obsessed delinquent who bullies the poor defenseless Ojousama Mejiro gold
We have unironic fanfic niggas in this thread.Gross.
>>560607969WE donated billion tons of ryegrass to her, did you not expect her to put on a few pounds?
>>560613301But Gold Ship is a proper lady
>>560613443That is what I said, Mcqueen is Queen Ship in this autistic AU I like to imagine
Goldship should never remove her hat or my dick won't be able to contain itself
>>560613365Hey, that Sunday Silence Focused fic where she's an autistic Otaku (old school type, the unironic "Glorious Nippon" breed of Weeb", is fantastic
>>560612849mejiro gold is goldship?
>>560613510Ah, gotcha
>>560613301Such a preposterous concept, I can't even visualize a universe where a hopeless bottom like McQueen is even capable of role reversal.
>>560613443>>560613583The MANT event where Goldship inexplicably acts like a proper lady, is one of my favs
What does Grade Bonus mean?
>>560613654Anon chama...picture it. Envision it. Loud mouth brat Mcqueen, who carries a baseball bat and tries to look tough getting tamed by the demure and mannered Goldship. Thats the vision of the role swap
>>560613301Were it so easy. I too like the energetic and headstrong side of Gold Ship's personality, but don't care of the lolrandum penguins of doom shtuff.Any actual uma for this feel?
>>560613670there is a mant event ???
>>560613727Additional affinity from all the shared races Uma and her grandpas wonGood number basically, bigger the better.
>>560613583>>560613767
I like how my Shinko Windy is complete and total dead weight in my TT team but they still manage to hit 800k because Transcend and Espo are just too much. Wish I had new year Urara to replace Shinko Windy because as much as I like that goblin her second gold skill means she kinda blows in TT. Though I guess I can just replace her with base Oguri since she also runs Sashi.
>>560613778Yeah, Festa and Jordan run into Goldship who is acting like a prim, proper ojousama and doesnt have any memories of her usual behavior, and you have to tell Festa or Jordon to try and get her to act "normal", doesnt work, then goes back to normal the next day
Tact......
>>560613884Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the /umaJP/ two pages down.
>tfw still class 5
her name is kingher name is capher name is crossher name is chan
>>560613919on goldshits career?
>>560614034Her name is Agnes
Just.
>my wife?>king>brian>ryan>and mr cock ball
Reminder that Gold Ship is a vtuber.
>scenario where you have to race as much as possible > didnt remove the 3+ race debuf?????
>>560614069Nah. Its one of the hundreds of random events. I got it a few times.Festa tries to get goldship to her usua self by tempting her with one of her favourite games of replacing a sea urchins spine with a chestnuts spines, and Lady Goldship asks what the purpose of that game would beJordan offers to let her kick her ass, and Lady Goldship is shocked that Jordan is into that sort of entertainment..Its hilarious
>>560614236You're not supposed to 3+ race
>>560614332my HERO......
>>560614354witgod's video says to do it though. his plan has a few stretches of 6 races and he says to just use handcream/cupcakes
>>560614236they also don't let you pick an agenda before debut race
>>560614432>>560614432>>560614432
nigger game
>>560614410It is efficient but it was not designed for you to do 3+ races
>>560614461i dont get what you shitters are doingi never struggle with a race
>>560614461now let's look at her skills.
>>560614461game unfair but i stopped trusting C mile or even B mile a long time ago, just took the bullet and started borrowing mile parents
>>560613104King Halo is the anal uma.