New Meta Edition>Previous>>560561339>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSJan 22 Redacted Regiment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtvwvsJRSKkFeb 03 Siege Breakers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9E9-iGwK_4Feb 04 A Bastion of Freedom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ZhrAP7k6YFeb 10 Machinery of Oppression https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj5JS68ny14Mar 17 Entrenched Division https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3zP5GWoQi0>LATEST PATCHESFeb 03 1.006.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/506226349467240138Feb 10 1.006.003 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541129880857741482
>>560598772>Second zerk csually walks up and slopes his ass
>>560598772Dead on Arrival Edition
It turns out it's just stimsworking on the a2a stratagem
>>560598867I can't wait to see how terrible everything is in a few hours.
>>560598059Have you tried... looking a little to the right of the heavy armor set on that exact same page? You goddamned fucking moron?
>>560598937I can't wait to not hear literally anything, because audio gets buggier every update somehow
Bad setup with bad team mates on d7 is more fun than 10
>armors still not perma-unlockedoh well. I got my super credits so im gonna remove the cheat engine and wait for tomorrow. thanks again to whoever dropped the link!
Are they going to buff fire for the update or are they just planning on releasing bad weapons
I'm officially bored
>anon finding all the old shit we already found during the first weeks of the gameUnironically cute.
>>560598916About the A2A, turns out it's a single target heavy damage to an aerial unit. Would have been awesome the last year against the leviathans on SE
>Dig trench>Mortar and Gas Mortar inside>Call in airstrikes from cover>Move the line forward every 3 minutesI’m ready
>>560599101Even if the Stoker's underbarrel performs exactly like the Crisper, it's still going to be an excellent weapon, from the sheer fact that you don't have to sink your secondary slot for that Crisper.
>>560599101Who knows they kinda "fixed" stealth for redacted. It's still fucked to hell but at least they tried.I doubt they'll even attempt to unfuck two years of direct and indirect nerfs to fire though that's just how it is
>>560599101anon, they're nerfing it
>>560599239The dragonroach killer
>>560599348Why don't they just make the game fun
>get to wake up to the thread melting down from something in tomorrow's warbond being shit
>>560599259I'm sure they'll figure out a way to make it bad.>30 ergo>very limited ammo for both modes like the one-two>two handed smg>lots of swayAt least one of these will be true.
>>560599463You forgot>absolutely zero attachments
>The Flamethrower is in a great spot now, I'm sure the Torcher and Crisper will be really good! I can't wait for all flames loadout!
>>560599406looking forward to it, especially the backpack flamer which is guaranteed to be mid at best
>>560599463Just give it ammo for christs sakeEverything else gets ammo. It's a light pen shit gun with a flamethrower, it doesn't need low ammo to keep it from being too goodFuck me they're so fucking dumb
If I can’t dig full depth trenches like in the trailer there will be trouble
>>560599562Please don't remind me. I am still so fucking mad at the changes to fire. It was PERFECTLY FUCKING FINE AND FUN BEFORE.
Every flamethrower has the same damage right? Why would I ever give up my back slot for a crispr with better range??
>>560599641>secret change, shovels dig out a larger area per swing, but the depth is hardcapped to half of what you see in the trailer
>>560599686THE DRIP BRO, JUST THINK OF THE DRIP AND RP POTENTIALWHO CARES IF IT SUCKS ASS, JUST THINK OF THE DRIP AND CONSOOOOOOOOOOM
>>560599641Your wish is granted>Can dig as deep as you want, on 5% of a map >>560599259Your wish is granted>3 mags>1 flamer mag >>560599101Your wish is granted>Range doubled>Damage halved
>>560599101the only weapon we know nothing about is the shotgun that is supposedly going to be superstore slop.
>>560600059Lets hope its a heavy pen slug
TO THE DIVEGRASS TEAM MANAGER :Requesting a HELLDIVERS 1 Representative using the OG HELLDIVERS armour in low poly like picrel.
any way with the mod menu posted last threat to for example, play on Super Earth, Meridia, etc? i missed out on some stuff and wanna check it out
>>560600238i didnt fiddle with it but there was a planet unlocked, so i guess yes
Why does arrowhead incest that this game isnt a horde shooter and not design around it?
>>560599546Maybe 3 different flavors of red dot and no optics won't give an ergo boost like the coyote.
>>560600170Why the hell would it be that
The 3 randos under my wing prolly have enough for all warbonds nowfeels good>>560600238Meridia was the best time in the game no doubt
>>560600380Because we literally have everything else? And a heavy pen primary shotgun would be strong as fuck.
>>560600450>would be strong as fuck.We're never getting it..
>>560600360Yeah, I can view Super-Earth, but no operations appear for it unfortunately
>>560600509I meant to say it would be terrible, definitely don't add a heavy pen primary shotgun arrowhead
>>560600170You're getting light pen buckshot.
>>560600609Too generous, its going to shoot dirt instead
Either Light pen incendiary or med pen is my guess
>>560600831>Light pen incendiaryWe already have that
>>560600170It looks almost EXACTLY like the M97, so if anything it'll be the Punisher version of the Spray&Pray: 12 gauge with a very high ROF and a lot of ammo.
Na its going to be a new ammo type, light pen at range, medium pen at medium and heavy pen up close. The shot starts as a slug, then breaks into smaller pieces, then breaks into even fewer pieces with a sick ass gyro round.
farming status?
>>560600974Poorfag
>>560600974
>>560600974>Still spamming the thread
>>560600974The swigger cries out in pain as it strikes you.
>How could you tell I use cheat engine to spawn SC?
>>560600974This will greatly upset the local falseflagging brownoids.
>>560593547gg
Indians invented the concepts of karma and reincarnation because they couldn't believe a dalit should only suffer one lifetime.
>>560600851So? They're lazy, nothings stopping them from doing it again
All loadout roads against bugs have lead me to grenade launcher. I just want to dakka the bugs with the stalwart at max RPM, but getting cucked by bad spawn seeds like artillery bile spewers or "oops, all hiveguards" just makes me not want to bother with anything other than GL.
>my soul when i buy SC
>time to cheat in another 10k SC!
The mass rape incident of /hdg/
>>560601359CE no longer required jeetbro, get with the times
yes, i'd like to make the paypiggies mad again just like last thread.
>>560601602Let me translate this >yes, i'd like to spam the thread again just like the last thread.
>>560601602Poorfag
>>560601602>>560600974Stop!!!! You're making the local brownoid paypiggie agitated.
>>560601485>pick urban map>pick stalwart>seed is hiveguard spam or bile spewer spam>check edge-of-town POIs>drop Stalwart and pick up MGits that easy.
>>560601602hey nigga fuck sweden and im happy for you and all but if you want to watch numbers go up you should try factorio, though I doubt you can afford it
>caring about mtx in any way shape or formpitch black
I'm starting to think these people spam sc pictures for attention.
Rape Sweden.
How long till warbond?
Can't we just get along? We're all swedenphobic after all.
>>560601808>vanta black*ftfy
>>560601762on that note when the fuck are they going to add other support weapons to POIs, especially backpacks. it would make supportless missions much more interesting. the only fucking ones they have right now are>stalwart/MMG>AMR>arcthrower>GL>occasional EAT (how come I can't find a crate of 10 of those fuckers)>break-action (lol)>backpackless autocannon>backpackless SPEARor even just have corpses with primary weapons on them. god its such low hanging fruit and recycles existing assets which sweden LOVES doing
>>560602008You know what swiggers HATE doing? Working
>>560601762It's even easier to just leave and go join a new mission. I will not humor Arrowhead's retarded system like you recommend.
>>560601758>the whitest arrowhead paypggie
>>560602132They almost had a mass suicide when Sony held them accountable and made them actually do their fucking job.
>>560602008Ah, but they do do that. On diff ~5 and below! Some POIs have 'broken hellpods' which look like standard gear hellpods that are stuck closed, you have to shoot them and they drop random stuff like jetpacks! isnt that a cool mechanic?! (that only exists on baby difficulties)
>>560602008They would have to outsource for that change, and they are don't want to bother spending money for that.
Apparently Arrowhead outsourced most of the games updates lmao including warbonds>>560600974I am staying around 10k super credit, they might do a banwave of all super high accounts i am just suspicious
>>560601983swedes are responsible for literally all of my favorite games of all time so i can't hate them>minecraft when it was good (2010 to september 13 2011)>payday: the heist>payday 2>amnesia>battlefield bc2, 3 and 4>vermintide 1, 2 and darktide>helldivers 2as far as population and quality produced sweden is by far sitting as the king
>>560602132>>560602206You post the exact same samefagging posts yesterday get new material darktide fag.
>>560602220can't tell if I should be happy for not ever seeing this since I never play below 9 or mad that its only in baby difficulty
>>560602352>darktide out of nowhereWhat the fuck are you talking about?
>>560602352>brownoid still so mindbroken about having someone call him a moron he still thinks every single person is melmao didnt think it was possible, yet here you are, below the jeets
>>560602313>they might do a banwave of all super high accounts2 more weeks!
>>560602352schizo melty
i'm beginning to believe this applies to swiggers as well
>>560602313Is the M-105 Stalwart good?
you just know AH designed D10 thinking smuggly that nobody could possibly win them without perfect teamwork, yet i cant remember the last time i actually lost a mission
>>560602426>>560602452>>560602471Pathetic. Get new material darktide fag.
>>560602313i've seen chinks have 1 million SC cheated already so i doubt they'll care about me or someone in the 50-100k's
>>560602426>>560602452>>560602471>Instantly defensive LMAO DEAD DARKTIDE GENERAL SHITPOSTERS HAHAHAHAHAH
>>560602521repeat from yesterday im assuming
>>560601602based. fuck swiggers.
>>560602492top tier weapon for predator strain bugs (bring EATs and/or strafing run for heavies) and squids
>>560602389I cant actually tell you if its true anymore, I only vaguely remember seeing them when I first started playing the game. Chances are, sadly, that they have since broken or removed the mechanic, and nobody noticed because almost anyone who plays the game at that level has any amount of awareness.
>>560602591>>560601602>Now hes samefagging
Notice how the jeet samefag darktide fag took forever to edit this
>>560602492haha 1050 RPM go brrrrrtpeople will say >light penbut it's a liberator carbine with three drum mags and it absolutely rips through anything without armor, which is actually quite a few things. its fun with a jetpack.
>>560602662stay mad alexus
>>560602220>no broken pods on 7 and up>no hmg emplacements eitherthey are genuinely allergic to the potential of fun being had
>>560602662meds, now.
5 hours until ____darktide
>>560602714>mad he got called out
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS!!!
>>560602750Genuinely more excited for the Helldivers crossover in Darktide than anything Helldivers made. Hard to get excited when Arrowhead monkeypaws and mires all new content with stupid shit.
>>560602630It is, I was testing some stuff in a low level "Kill Brood Commander" mission and the brood commander's lair had broken hellpods scattered around it that included a stalwart, mg, and a jump pack. Presumably for new players who don't have everything unlocked to play around with but it'd be nice for variety's sake if all the low level terrain/map gen could spawn mixed into all the high level stuff.
>>560602313>Apparently Arrowhead outsourced most of the games updates lmao including warbondsDon't they have a hundred something employees? Do they just plan vacations all day?
>>560602662what's your next cope?
>>560602757>what do you mean? we never teased anything this was just a little in universe event that we decided to report on. Look, the cultists are dealt wti!
>>560602898>>560602668?
>>560602849That armor is way too chud coded, Arrowhead would never.
I GOT TO TRY THE NEW FLAMETHROWER AND ITS SHIT
>>560602939post video or suck my cock
truly revolting stuff.https://www.reddit.com/r/HelldiversUnfiltered/comments/1rvuoiz/repost_of_my_post_hd_discord_controversial/
Is GS having a melty again>darktide out of nowherenvm
>>560602849but I guess the high level players can get fucked if they didn't bring a loadout that can do everything. it would be a win/win if they added support weapons and stratagems from other warbonds. or maybe not once people see how much it fucking sucks.they really should make it so you can get more limited use stratagems in-mission>crate with 20 EAT pods for the team to call in whenever, pelican comes and picks it up
I went as far away as I could on the map, and my Helldiver and the UI disappeared, but I can still hear the music and sfx in the backgroundit's like a wallpaper engine thing now
>>560602939larp larp sahur
>>560602898>phoneposting because he got mad nobody gave him positive attention for spamming the thread again
>>560602849On the one hand, the absence of support gear lying around technically makes things harder, but I do think that the game would be more fun if we could drop into a map and more consistently find useful support gear. Outside of colony tilesets there's not even any guarantee that we'll find a simple MMG.
>>560603031Oh hes a named fag? Explains alot then
>>560603031>>560603128>>560603123Samefag
>>560599641It's worth noting that a shit ton of objectives (read: the areas you want to defend) either have sci-fi shovelproof flooring or the terrain is invincible so cannot be dug.
>>560603128>>560603031Both of you need meds.
>>560603030Furfaggots will call you a weirdo for liking lolicon while they jerk off to cub diaper porn after a day of grooming a bicurious 16 year old.
>>560603123why did you take so long to reply though? are you samefaging everything above?
>belt fed gl on bugnot the best but its fun
>>560603054pov you killed an impaler during escalation of freedom
>im the only poster in this thread
Place your bets on today's update, I'm predicting some undocumented nerfs and them gutting the GL
>>560603186>buy shovel>money stolenkek
>I post, therefore, I am
>>560603224>"are you cheating on me? ARE YOU REPLYING TO OTHER ANONS?"
>>560603030>oh my science xhe's posting CUB art. CUBS. That's art of a furry character that is a MINOR. What a sick fuck>then overlooking the fact that this guy also made a children's bookredditors are so unintentionally hilarious at times
>>560603186The shovel is in-game anon with the buffed digging. We know how it works and its still viable.
>>560603030who gives a shit
>>560603128You'll start to notice the similarities eventually. Especially the repetitive responses. He loves to call everyone brown too.
>>560603030this is also one of the trannies that went on a banning spree because of vomit reaction to cropped furry porn art posted in the discordinteresting
>>560603364you, aparently.bothered enough to reply.
>>560602935We can make it more Democratic.
when the devs are this swiggerly, cheating is justifiedno amount of your kvetching will change this infallible truth
>>560603420
>>560603556did they rape the halt i swear it doesnt feel as good...
Aliens and monsters are attack this place
How many hours for the warbond drop? 4?
>>560599641can't wait to call the tank in just to dig a trench around it and turn it into a bunker
OhDough will save usTrustTheProcess
>>560603704Based and kino
>>560603629Yes. They increased the amount of status buildup required to stun.
Spawning SC is a good way of making new friends haha>>560602860pretty much.Remember, file size reduction?OutsourcedIlluminate?OutsourcedVox engine and cyberstan?OutsourcedDust devils and other warbonds?Outsoruced
nothing wrong with being brown :)
>>560603806please stop posting my tankwife miho in compromising positions
>>560603806
>>560602935Bro, your Doubtless? Besides thats just a black legionary and chemist helmet.
>>560603881Brown = poor = stupid = bad takes
>>560603806rape
>>560603951may, how ass will the next warbond be?
shipmaster let me touch her booba
>>560603054
>>560603549>caring about a game you already paid for this hard>inb4 UH ACKSHYUALLY I AM PIRATINGIt is a caucasian pasttime to make fun of poors.
>>560600974+izzat
>>560604067
i heard the sweedes tried to buy themselves some lunch but couldnt because when they opened their wallets all their money were gone because people kept stealing SC....
>>560604112She's so flat it deflected your hand.
>>560604120Made for army vs army spectating
>Added slow effect to fire (fear effect too hard to code)>Undocumented changes: fire damage halved (this means flamethrowers don't deal direct damage after one meter)
>>560604195Why does got all that Breaker Spray&Pray?
>>560604207good, maybe this fat cunt will finally lose some weight
>>560604140Actually I bought a stolen key from a chink
>>560604207>AH's surstromming budget slashed>Baskinator forced to consume lesser male for sustenanceThis is ALL YOUR FAULT!!
>>560604120Nice
>>560604195god i love amate's fat fuckin ass so much bros
https://youtu.be/QbZE6LhdycY?t=90ignore ts its not for you hellchud
>>560604195That's a lotta ass
>>560604370Poor.
>poor as an insultThe less time you spend on work the more time you spent on your soulI have a nice PC and food to eat what more do I need?
>>560604667Poorfag
>>560604667Friends and people to enjoy life with
See what I mean with repetitive responses. GS please go to sleep it's past your bed time.
Friends, family, freedom. These are the reasons why my Helldiver fights!
chainsaw buff soon
>>560604820'cause I'm a Helldiver, yes I am.
>>560604875this thing really needs a wider, faster, more varied attack pattern. and to be able to fucking swing it while airborne.
>>560602008Some time around launch I remember finding a Breaker Incendiary next to a charred corpse during a solo mission. There were also all the scythes on cyberstan just laying on boxxes.
>>560604140>participating in a Epstein-Judaic child indoctrination ritual i.e. microtransactions with your labor and capital earned from Shekelstein is, le white!!!I guess it makes sense considering your kind, the WASP, were the first goyim in history to be enslaved by Jews.
>>560604875>bladesBig mecha fuck you fists when
>>560604993Why would you swing a chainsaw
>>560605285why would you shoot a squigger before throwing him out of your super destroyer?
>>560603984That's very mean, anon. :(
>>560604875>we're such warhammer nerds ofc we'll do a chainsword!>take years to do it>it's useless shitWhat did AH mean by this?
>>560604875Buff? Make it anti-tank.
>>560605285Never heard of 40K huh?
>>560598772still stuck with schoolwork, what's the verdict of the cremator?
>>560605568The warbond isn't out yet nigga
>>560605568It's shit
>>560605568the verdict is that it isnt out yet
>>560605543I'm not into retarded things, no
>>560573278>>560574094>>560574179For divegrass from last thread, call him VOXXED.
>>560605568Trash until proven meta
>>560605285The little thing that sucks about HD2 is they have items that should follow the rule of cool but they break that rule and let you die
>>560605568its not out yetbut its shit, like all recent warbonds>b-but stealth is good!no it isnt nigger, cope harder.
>>560605653>armor piercing sarcophagusthis game is so fucking stupid. REALISM
>>560605730Swinging a chainsaw isn't cool, it's dumb
ah fuck its still monday
>>560604537
>>560605792Someone hasn't played left 4 dead hyuck
>>560573278>>560574074I second a Cyborg player. I propose a cyborg Radical called SENTRY SMELL or something like that.https://files.catbox.moe/m432gk.mp3>>560600180I also second a Helldivers 1 player. What would his name be? John Helldiver Sr.? It would be kinda funny if he was shorter than Helldivers 2 divers.
>Turning volley shot on the double freedom off. Ever.Yes, even little shitter scavengers must be vaporized by the super shotgun.
The chainsaw should not be as difficult to use as it is.
I should be able to chainsaw a warstriders leg off
>>560602389Servaldiver mod when
so how do i use this thing? i just want to make it autofarm? which options should i activate?
>>560605738Why did he explode?
>>560606084Ask chatgptFucking braindead morons nowadays
>>560606084Dont worry about it, you have more to worry about your bank account getting cleared out tomorrow.
>>560606164good luck with that i spent all my money on your mothers pussy last night
>>560606084mission, farming, AFK autofarmingin the player tab, turn off enemy aggro and put on godmode if you wanna just sit around
It is kinda weird how accepted it is to cheat in this game. I don't have an opinion on it one way or another, but that isn't something I often see. Especially for a game that allows you to farm its ingame currency (practically unheard of in modern games).
>>560606225there was once a time where you could buy a game, and then it was yours to do whatever the hell you wanted with it
>>560606197Fuckin a corpse is pretty weird anon
>>560606225You can cheat in DRG to skip the trash OC grind and absolutely no one will bat an eye
>>560606225Swedes made us like this.
>>560606071soon hopefully
>>560606225Its not. Its basically 2-3 shitposters spamming it here. 99.99% of people don't cheat.
>>560606225>Especially for a game that allows you to farm its ingame currency (practically unheard of in modern games).you clearly dont play HD2 or any modern live service gameshut the fuck up.
>>560606225It's because AH have done literally nothing to develop their game. It's all 3rd party contractors. Some anons may say that it's fair to compensate additional work done on the game. I agree. When did AH do that?
>>560606225>cheatIts mostly currency farming, hardly "cheating" in the normal sense. The modded lobbies are also fun.
when warbond
>>560606394these SC lobbies fill in instantly and by different people, so no
>>560606456like 4 hours
>>560606456Now. Look inside your foreskin
>>560606456Like 6 hoursYou can watch the first 2 Lord of the Rings if you haven't
>>560606478Its a fraction of the player base, no one cares that you're poor.
>>560602389cats can't fly helicopters
>>560606478Its the same handful of poorfags every time you lying twat
no keylogger pls im poor anyways
>>560606139Stealth diver was too cocky and didn't notice the turbo laser turret
>>560602389Sugoi in 2026...I am healed...
>>560606546>>560606589please don't dox me bro
>>560606686Keylogger is doing its work>downloading cheats off 4chan in 2026lmao
The terrain outside Chopessa megafactory walls was very smooth and fun to speed around on in the FRV, I'd enjoy if some non-megafactory missions were this smoove too.
>>560606747aieeeeeee sumimasen brown-sama
>>560606789Im going to email your porn history to your parents lmao
Everyone is unhappy with AH. I wonder how they get out of this pickle
>>560606845Im happy with them, as are most people.
>>560606686I'm literally on my way to grenade your favorite brazilian capybara shelter right now.
antivirus didnt detect anything daijoubou
>>560606845I really dont care none of these game companies like us so I'll just play the gaem
>>560606225AH has made it harder to farm premium currency since day 1 when they redid the way map seeds generated SC. They found out people could alt+f4 the same map to gain something like 1.4k SC/hr doing an extremely tedious activity. Since then they've replaced POIs with rare samples, reduced the amount of SC gained from higher difficulties even further with map gen design, etc. People say AH has done well allowing premium currency to be farmed when in fact, they've taken an approach to SC farming that only points to a hostile approach to the whole matter. Which makes sense as they are a business, but they don't deserve that credit. If they could take it out of the game without backlash they would, because their design philosophy is not one of player friendliness, as we've seen with the many countless gameplay tweaks (some are even HIDDEN stealth changes, another point to being anti-player).
Do I only need to put the dll in the bin or is it all the other files from the zip? After the bypass, all I get is getting my mouse pointer to show, but no menu.
>>560606976>1.4SC/hroy vey that's above the minimum wage bad goy
>>560606976Cry more.
Seem familiar? Scenes like this were happening all over the galaxy, last week!You could have been next!
>>560607053Who is crying? I have all the SC I could ever need. I'm simply pointing out the facts. AH has always been hostile to the playerbase since the very beginning and your defensiveness won't change history.
>>560607201Cry more.
>>560607053Lol
UPDATE MARCH 17THSC FARMING NERFIT IS SO FUCKING OVERINFINITE IZZAT TO AH DEVS
>>560606394actually I take it back it's like 1-2 people defending this pile of shit game.
>>560607364>1-2 people defendingTry 300k
>>560607334Oh to be a Tusken Raider riding on one of those things eating bots alive
so now that we can mod weapons and shit, when are we making the /hdg/ balance patch?>hmg durable damage increased to 100
>>560607397Cry more.
i am going to bedi left the thing auto farming SCwhats the worst it could happen uh?good night
>>560607445I cannot wait to see what casual shitshow /hdg/ comes up with which isn't fun at all
>>560606768I'm finding the terrain smooths out to perfectly flat on the out of bounds areas of megacities, if you want to get up to speed without jumping over hills.
>>560607447Cy more minority.
>>560607445just revert everything to launch numbers
>>560607505Brown post.
>>560607432
>>560607462this man doesnt fear the banthe ban fears him
>>560607538You wish you were white lmao.
Imma be honest i'm mostly looking forward to the shotgun im kinda just ambivalent to everything else
>>560607590Cry more.
>>560607610The shovel, gas mortar and new pistol should be fun. SMG may be utter trash tho.
Vertical or angled foregrip on the Censor for bots primarily? I feel like i can afford the angled but i find myself magdumping the diligence too often on bots...
>>560607543Is it alive?Can you trick the ai into thinking youre in front of it and it bulldozes a path for you?The Halo Scarab acted the same way you could trick it to be piloted
>>560607643smg will be fine if it gets at least 700 rpm
>>560607364>1-2 people defending this pile of shit game.Imagine coming to a thread for a game you hate, your life must suck lol.
>adds one word>instant typoDamn, Gucci can't even shitpost right.
>>560607665it was alive but i had aggro off. you might be able to get it to do something, but chances are youd get flung off as soon as it hit something
>>560607462>whats the worst it could happen uh?the game crashed when you farm more than 2000+ supercreditsor the 40 minute mission timer runs out and you cant afk anymore until you load another mission
Ursica is such a nice planet I wish we had an op there
>>560607773the more recently posted cheat menu seems to bypass this, and you can freeze mission timer
>>560607659semi auto only and light pen, anything but angled is a meme.
>>560607763Sounds comfy just riding it like a lone cowpoke in space
>>560607775>jungle but pinkI wish it had a cool modifier
2 hours til the game is saved
How does time workDo Australians get the warbond first lol
>>560607773I farmed 10k+ SC in a single session with zero crashes. Also freezing mission timer has been a thing for ages. Pic unrelated.
They never left, HelldiverThey were simply...Waiting
>>560607917Bro we already got it and we've been playing it the last day or so, its all shit btw.
>>560607917
>>560607964>>560607965fuck!
>>560607917The in-game shop has a clock anon
koreans field gun concept for the trench warbond.
>>560608041a lot cooler than whatever the fuck AH could figure something out
>>560605932>Cyborg repSentry rapist>HD1 repReplace John Helldiver with it or name him Veteran Diver
>>560608105>ate but bad
>>560607951HOLY SHIT the new leaked squid enemy is terrifying
>>560607951>crest hill>8 fucking leviathans are getting ready to delete you
They should make a game just like HD2 except theres no realism and give us crazy toys to play with while real alien gore is still present
>>560608295EDF you stupid, dumb, moronic twat
>>560608295That is just Earth Defense Force
>>560599686I think yes, but there's a ship upgrade the improves stratagem fire damage by 25% and that includes the flamethrowerI wonder if it also affects flamethrowers you find on the map (or if it works at all)
>>560608364>>560608371You're right and there should be more
>>560599686the range is the same by the way. you're just ditching the backpack
>>560599686Backpack flamer will have double the damage of standard flamethrower. This was revealed to me in a dream.
>>560608583standard flamethrower nerfed so this can be true
>>560608295oh we are the valiant infantry
>>560602008It's also possible to find the recoilless, without backpack of course
I would, lowkey, fuck with a power rangers warbond
>>560608726is that a good thing
>>560608685erm actually they added the gatling barrage (fire(for a few days)then removed it) chud
>>560608685Good.
>>560606225>Devs continously fuck over its playerbase out of pure malice for YEARS>Mentally ill unpaid shills support devs' actions>Players with goodwill stopped playing en masse>Remaining players are those who are angry at the devs and the shills>Remaining players finally got some form of agency to fight back>"Why do so many people cheat nowadays?"AH and anyone who seethes at people cheating their super credits in brought this on themselves. The best they can do is call the SCheaters brown. This is no different from pirates who pirate out of spite because of spiteful devs.AH CAN solve this issue by eliminating SC altogether but that will only prove their incompetence and greed, again and again.Much like how there is no winning for players because the devs want the game to be shit for the players. There is no winning for the devs and the shills. Cheaters will cheat their SC until devs remove SC, causing non-cheater F2P to seethe because they can't ban cheaters.The only sensible move here is for the devs to actually put some effort and unfuck the game but we know they won't do that so let's accelerate. See how fast they will burn this shit to the ground.
>>560608685ermmm your fomo experimental stratagems hellchuddie(y'know the same shit modders can do in 30 seconds) ((the same is true of the fomo surge modifiers))
>>560608816But enough about Darktide.
>>560608685We literally just had a brand new red months ago for christmas, for like a day or two. AH is a small swedish indie dev, be thankful.Let me guess, you need more?
>>560608765Zoomer slang>lowkey = honestly>fuck with = be okay withZoomer to normal>I would, lowkey, fuck with a power rangers warbond=>I would, honestly, be okay with a power rangers warbond
>>560608816300,000 happy players, 1 angry pedophile, I think i'll go have fun with the players.
>>560608904thanks honey
>>560608908
>>560608816>AH CAN solve this issue by eliminating SCor they can just reward SC after completing an entire operation, not that hard. they already give 50sc per D1 mission, why not just straight up give it at the end of operation.>>560608778>erm ackshually they re-used a stratagem that already exists and just changed a line of code, oh also its not permanent ehehthe absolute state of narrowhead defenders settling for the absolute minimum and still not getting it.
yo gucci can you unprivate your profile lmao
Anti Tank Arc Heavy Pen Hammer when
>>560609005Back to darktide you go pedo lmao
>>560609005Yes exactly, blah blah blah, go post on a board about a game you actually like you stupid retard.
>the fag that constantly brings up darktide out of nowhere is also the same fag calling any anime pfp a pedolmao can't make this shit up
>>560609141>Pedo angry he gets called a pedoSeek help.
>>560609026>or they can just reward SC after completing an entire operation, not that hard. they already give 50sc per D1 mission, why not just straight up give it at the end of operationThat would be the most sensible choice but this is Arrowhead. Also you're brown and poor. -izzat
Alright I'm ready
but enough about (your least fav faction)divers!
>>560609175I post cats bro. Hey can you unprivate your profile btw?
>>560609141If you weren't a pedo you wouldn't post literal CP every thread like the desperate fat ugly avatar fag you are
Feel kinda salty that patrol will target the G.A.T.O.R. Kinda limits your play style like not being able to go blow up the drill hole first or kill the hivelord before driving the truck.
Don't bother arguing with cheatjeets in here, most of them are ~150 hours Andys who self admittedly don't even play the game anymore. Just call them brown and move on.
>>560609269Hey Gucci can you unprivate your profile already.
>>560609209not enough chud, pump those numbers up pilestedt said they are gunning for a decade
>>560609359
>>560609359You're brown and poor. -izzatskill issue lower the difficulty
>>560609359I thought taxes were supposed to ensure some SC trickled down to the rest of us wtf this is bullshit.
is the sc count like an izzat counter for you guysit certainly feels that way
>>560609359holy jesus kek
>>560609440Just spend like $200 to counter it. You're not poor right?
>>560609440Arrowhead honor defended.+izzat
You guys teach me more indian words than id ever hear in my lifeYou're the problem too
>>560609440>0.000001 izzat has been deposited to your super earth account
>>560609439Crazy how a simple helmet and chestrig mod for automatons can make them look 10x better
>>560606084check last thread
>>560609570Care to link the mod which gives bot troopers helmets and stuff?
i'm going around pubs with the afk sc cheat on, how likely is it i get banned?
Verify your files
When's the update? Doing some last minute grind.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243022030078/765611991088510311pl8 bench acquired 2dayd10 whatevs
>>560609843brown moment
>>560609835
>>560609843full
>>560609924I looked away for A MOMENT, TWIN!!!!!!!!
>>560609939I SAID THE TIME WHY WERENT YOU ON
>>560609752https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/11344Here you go cracKKKKer
>>560606225>It is kinda weird how accepted it is to cheat in this game.>Piss drinker surprised at how accepted piss drinking is among other piss drinkers
>>560607694source?
If they arent going to do anything with the Illuminate then they might as just remove them
>>560610043>update thread, no lobby>Look at something for one (1) minute!!!!!!>Lobby fullMossad did this
>>560608858Did Darktide rape you or something?Don't answer. We all know the answer.
Your automaton propaganda does not work on me, clanker.
>>560610137But think about all the work they did (outsourced)...
>>560607951very war of the worlds
>>560606225>Especially for a game that allows you to farm its ingame currencyNo no no, you're thinking about it wrong, cheating is accepted here partly due to the fact you can earn it ingame.>20 paid warbonds>18 of these at net 700sc (cost 1000 but earn 300 back from them)>two at fucking 1500sc (one of these is pretty useless, but the other is almost necessary for commando missions)>new player has to buy/grind/cheat 15,300sc for all of this>get on average 2-3sc drops in a mission with 10sc each>despite stacking up all these warbonds AH has never upped the sc drop amountCheating becomes much more enticing when you take all the stats into consideration.
>>560610179Yes, it ruined a once upon a time good coop general and forced a split, but for some reason you low lives have to shitpost here too.
>>560608568koreans measured it, the BPFT has twice the range
>>560610303You're brown and poor. -izzatskill issue lower the difficulty
>>560610359Anon I only have 5 hours in Darktide.Get some new material. Don't be like Gucci.
>>560610303Its like $500. Shouldn't be a problem for a White person.
>>560608295pick any weapon from the list to addhttps://supcom.fandom.com/wiki/Cybran_weaponryhttps://supcom.fandom.com/wiki/Aeon_weaponryhttps://supcom.fandom.com/wiki/Seraphim_weaponry
>>560608726>thousands of years ago the illuminate locked away a powerful being>his prison was hidden away in the ruins of one of the former illuminate worlds>the cult of the orb stumble upon his prison and manage to free him>Ivan Ooze awakens to an illuminate that would happily trade their allegiance for revenge and a humanity that has already had it's will eroded away by their own rulers>the only thing standing in his way is the government of Super Earth and their puppets, the helldivers
>>560610303>MUH 20 WARBONDSYou need only 3 warbonds to get meta gear. The rest are flavor sidegrades that you can entirely opt out of.
>>560610464Didn't read.
someone explain the gucci slippers lore to mewhy is he living rent free in your heads?
>>560610303>>despite stacking up all these warbonds AH has never upped the sc drop amountReminds me of Payday 2
>>560609843i have crashed and now the game is full, let me IN
>>560610521Some wanna be avatar pedo is posting it, its probably his own account.
>>560610524payday 2's equivalent of sc farming was going to /pdg/ and hoping the tranny would post dlc codes
>>560610521Boba fatt
>>560610469Only browns waste that much on a singular game, thinking that it makes them rich and white.>>560610490Actually that's another point. Most warbonds have just one or two good things in them, so you need to buy almost all to get everything fun. Remember when you just used to unlock fun things in games through playing?
>HD2 reviews mixed due to doxing>Senior mod appointed by AH themselves is a furry pedophile that makes cub artHoly shit, I think its fucking over when the mainstream starts finding this out.
>>560610613Only browns and jeets think $500 is anything. You ousted yourself poorfag.
>>560609843cute uma
>stealth armorthat's a kick
>>560610521No one wants to really play with him in these lobbies so he just eternally seethes while licking Swede taint.If you see any repetitive copy paste response, it's probably him.
>>560610657No one cares about discord moderators you idiot.
>>560608685waiting for the Eagle rocket sidegrade involving 5in and 16in rockets
>>560609843internet cucked me
>>560610706Say hello to the discord for me
>>560610750Be quiet swede no one cares about you.
>>560610738you gonna join back?
>>560610657Everybody already knows this since the original PSN account reviewbomb.
>>560610657>furry pedophileThat's basically required for a discord mod.
>>560610825lobbys full
>>560610121Ming_GO @joseogjeon94514
When are they going to overhaul melee? It just isn't fun to play. Every melee weapon just needs a basic 1-2-3 combo and a charge attack.
>>560611016They just overhauled it chuddie boy, lower the difficulty
>>560611016Now we have Super Dynasty Warriors
>>560611016>he's expecting morepoor soul
>>560611016They should make it that the first melee hit every 3 minutes deals like 3 times the damage.Would make it for some kino moments from time to time but would not allow you to depend on it like some cheese strat.
>>560610613If someone can comfortably spend $500 of disposable income on a game that doesn't even that much to max out their unlocks, they are not brown.
>>560611135Musou divers NEVER
>>560610524It's a curse of this style of longrunning game getting regular content updates, DBD was the same in that a newcomer had a mountain of characters to buy and invest heavily in just to get the good/meta perks which were scattered everywhere. Not sure if they ever did anything to fix that mess, but yeah for HD2/Payday all they have to do to keep players a bit more happy is just increase the damn premium currency drops. Newer players will benefit greatly, older players already have most shit unlocked, but they won't anyway because they probably perceive that as eating into their microtransaction profits (while ignoring the fact that driving players to cheat is also eating into profits).
>>560611016They heard you were trying to have fun and are currently in a phone call negotiating rates to get another studio to nerf the breaching hammer.
>>560611236We need to be the change anonJoin me
>>560611135>>560611236The Five Tiger Star Generals of freedom
>>560611236battle engine aquila was a great game.
>>560611316Featuring the legendary General Brasch and his gravity-defying Democratic abilities.
>>560611236I wanna put HD2 in a battle sim just to watch this unfold
>>560611381Based BEA enjoyer
You're brown if you breathe air
wait so you’re telling mesomebody gifted $500 to Swedenfor something I got for free with no consequence in an hour of timethen they’re acting smug for giving away money to a company that outsources development of their own game?isn’t that kind of behavior… retarded?I’m eating for free and the other guy decides to tip some mixed meat subcontractor $500 for the same meal as meLMAO thanks for playing
>>560611501Only Brahmins can enjoyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0D88RO40xs
It's 2184. We're literally all brown.
>>560610701Did you forget your image or did you get tired of getting BTFOed every time you post it, trannyboy?
I spend money because its worthless to meYou spend time because you're worthlessWe are not the same
>>560611615Alright lads fuck, marry or kill?
>>560611567last thread one of them was even boasting for owning a ps5 lmao
>>560611674kill everyone by crashing my super destroyer into the sun
>>560611674Fuck Olofsson, marry Sonesson, kill Sellerfors
>>560611567>>560611707Brown hands wrote this samefag post
>>560611590wtf is the air that bad there?
>>560611615then why are my helldiver's arms white when I wear peak physique armorthis everyone will be brown in a century shit is not going to happen by the way, if for no other reason than the chinese would never let that happen
>>560611016they already did. it's perfectly fine against chaff, as it should be
What if we got an ultimatum grenade?
>>560611615>those last namesAnd worst of all, Swedish.
>>560611804Anon...
>>560611804The thing barely flies when fired from a gunTry throwing a boulder the size of a big boulder
>>560611747Hey bro, AH told me that if you gave me $500 you’d get to lick my ballsack AND get the next mediocre warbond 5 minutes early!I know you’ll take that deal, so chop chop!LMAO
>>560611867Brown poorfag
>>560611240>all they have to do to keep players a bit more happy is just increase the damn premium currency dropsnot even that, all they had to do was not cuck the player out of SC spawns on newer maps and higher difficulties
>>560611867>Hey bro, AH told me that if you gave me $500Given they have plans for another 8 years it'll actually be around $4000. Guess what that means nothing to me I shit out $4k a day.
I have surpassed samsara, reached nirvana and overcome my brownnessI am now pure white and have no need of worldly possessionsThus, I cheat all my scCan (you) say the same, anon?
>>560607018disable dx11
>>560611864>Try throwing a boulder the size of a big bouldernice analogy, grug
>>560612008you clearly have need of the SC if you have to cheat it.
Okay faggots its really simple:>spend money on unnecessary things that you want, have disposable money to spendWhite>spend money on unnecessary things that you want, don't have disposable money to spendBrown>don't spend money on unnecessary things that you want, don't have disposable money to spend, complain about payingPoor>don't spend money on unnecessary things that you want, have disposable money to spend, complain about payingJewish
>>560611016Skill issue lower the difficulty.
>>560612102Sc is a digital, not physical possession my friend still in the dark
>>560611864Hellbomb grenade>only get one>you spike it like a football
>>560612008Fuck man these threads haven’t made me laugh this hard in a very long time. These paypiggies justifying their spending and everyone else just shitposting and cheating/farming is too much. God bless you anons.
>>560612127And the last option>hate swedenWhite
>>560611615Not on my ship
>>560612084I botched the meme
>NOOOO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>DONT YOU GET IT?!?!!?!?>IF YOU CHEAT SC YOU ARE.... LE BROWN!!!kek
>>560612204That doesn't supercede the others.
>>560612180what is it you have to have the SC for, friend? surely not the acquisition of virtual goods?
how about you retards open a fucking lobby so i can shoot things and i can forget about all my fucking IRL problems for a fucking minute?
>>560612221-izzat.I will notify the Indian Defence Force so that they can quickly call you brown.
i've given 8 pub lobbies free SC so farbehead alexusrape pooditcastrate joel
>>560612350You WILL be reminded of the state of the world while playing this thinly veiled satire of current climate!
>>560612364Your izzat is in the negative levels for dishonoring Arrowhead.
>>560612323Yes my shadow kin, virtual possessions, bestowed on me for free as the universe has willed
Make another post about how not bothered you are being called brown, Rajeesh.
hopefully this will be the last gimmick warbond we ever seefuck WWI autists, worst and boring war
>>560612482>bring in the horse war items>kill the horse guy
Oh Magic Bot Head, will I ever get a big tiddied goth hulk gf?
>>560612663>SUPER EARTH WILL BURN
>>5606126630
come visit K
>>56061266301110101 01110010 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100110 01100001 01100111 01100101 01110100
thanks for the sc table, now my money can go to capjew for Alex
I remember watching a video about factory striders and the map he was on looked prettyAll the plants and trees were redWhere is that?
>>560612482Python commandos showed they're not afraid of doing reruns. Get ready for borderline justice 2 where they win back reddit with cowboy hat helmet.
>>560612891The red planets, they're around. Just look for them, you have the tools anon
>>560612214I kek'd nonetheless
>>560612996No it was a normal green grass field mountain planetJust the foliage was red
>>560612663Why do bots just leave these around?
>>560613123so crimsica? or one of these copypaste minijungles? there's one that's pinkalternatively canada with some reshade preset
>>560613123https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Biomes
>>560612482ww1 is literally the most interesting war because there was so much innovation, it looked completely different at the end than at the start, where you had people still trying to pull of cavalry charges and firing lines against gas strikes and machine guns
>>560606768snow planet colony biome maps tend to be really flat between colony tile sets
wen warbond
>>560605535it already is anti-tank. it revs up to 5 pen
>>560613162>>560613183I think its that or Ionic CrimsonBut I remember red oaks Maybe im insaneAlso funny that the boob plants have their own page kek
>Put the .dll in bin folder>Launch GG bypass on ship bridge>Pressing insert didn't show any menu but just a cursorHuh?
>>560613514you downloaded the dolphin porn miner instead you fool
>>560613451https://helldivers.wiki.gg/wiki/Floraevery plant that does something has its own page
>>560609843I told you dawg, I warned you about the stairs
patch when
>>560613514You did literally everything wrong anonHOW TO INSTALL MENU:1. Put CheatMenuConfigs into game folder (Helldivers 2)2. GGBypass and .dll must be in the same folder, you don't need to move them anywhere3. Make sure DX of your game matches DX of the MENU (SavedSettings.ini)4. Disable all external frame gens (including Nvidia Smooth Motion)5. Make sure your game in borderless or windowed mode6. Launch GGbypass after initial black screen or at ship if you are getting error 403For more instructions there is discord link in the cheat
Orbital acid when?
All my mods are gonna break again ;_;
>>560613968>Make sure DX of your game matches DX of the MENU (SavedSettings.ini)Thank you, anon>For more instructions there is discord link in the cheatFags rejected my invite
>>560614084New status conditions when? And what would you add? I'm so fucking sick of gas/fire/electrical everything, and two of those are just dull DoT.
>>560614243Well acid as said, just have it do the acid storm effect where divers caught in it get armor reduced by 33% while enemies armor goes down one level until the effect wears off.
>>560614216Try sending invite again, just answer questions directly
>>560614216Show us your disc profile then
>>560614243Oil, slows down enemies and can ignite.
>>560614462>oil is already a thing on bot planetsAH hire this man
>>560614243>in before the guy who's always screaming for cryoFor real though, a cold status effect could be neat.1. Once they get hit by any amount of status buildup, enemies have their walking speed slowed just like players in EMS fields.2. When the meter is filled (which takes at least two seconds of constant application with chaff, 3 seconds with mediums, 4 seconds with heavies), they get completely encased in blocks of ice. Unable to attack, or move, or do anything.3. Ambient planet temperature affects how much time it takes for enemy to thaw, the colder the planet the longer it takes. Status will be hard to apply on hot planets, impossible to apply on magma worlds, and contact with fire or explosives will immediately thaw.4. Players can never be frozen, only slowed.
>>560614323I'm good. I'll just spawn enough to last swiggery content update.
>>560614243FREEZE THEM FUCKS
What if Arrowheads unannounced project is a hero shooter?
>>560614961a hero shooter with extractionsit's sci-fi/fantasy themed and you get a horse
>>560614243Can they just fix them first?
>>560614961it's a coop fps collab with fatshark
>>560614243I dunno but give us a shrink ray, fuck it. It'd totally be on brand for the game and we need more of them in general.
>>560615025why not add moba elements in there tootruly just the worst shit imaginable
does the deescalator do literally anything anymore, or is it still in the same cucked state it was post-nerf, where it can barely even shock chaff to death consistently? i imagine the GL being buffed up to AP4 for no reason didn't help it
IT'S UP
>>560615091we need an in-universe super earth patriot duke nukemgeneral brasch is a pussy compared to duke
I never thought about it but have they added the new stratagems to Stratagem Hero?I can see them not touching that lol
>>560609843ggz frens, very interdasting timeWHERES THE FUCKING PATCH
>it's so fucking bad that reddit is starting to drop truth nukesArrowhead sisters...I don't feel so good.
>>560615186It's inconsistent as fuck still and most of the time it doesn't do muchAt least it doesn't kill you, swiggers haven't realized that yet
>>560615443you can't design a good and fun game while also going for realistic milsimso I'm glad the swiggers dropped the realism and opted for game design instead
>>560615274
>>560615274We dont need to know what youre putting in your ass.
>>560615443Major melty incoming after today's patch turns out to be stinking dogshit. Grab your popcorn friend, it never gets old
>>560614957>Eagle ice>Just drops a giant snow flake.An eagle never misses
>>560615443Everytime this gets posted they never show the upvotes and likes. Leading me to believe you posted this yourself and it got buried and largely ignored. So you came here to cry about it.
I want the original 380 strike backI NEED to delete half the map.
>>560615541is this why tf2g is so dead, all the shuposters are here?
>>560614216Decline reason is visible to you, check it and try again.
>>560615652Huh? It stayed mostly the same after 60-days. Got a bit better since it was a bit of a noob trap before
>>560613514>>560613968what the fuck are you retards even doingdll?its just a cheat table
>Upd8 is late AND gayFUCK SWIGGERSAIEEEEEEEEEE
One of my favorite things to do in games is to let my character eat stuff as a treatLet us eat stuff off the ground please
>>560615842This is not about cheat table but separate menu retard
>>560615848>>Upd8 is latedaylight savings
>>560615876>no monster hunter style cantina where you eat bug steaks before a missionthey could have turned the hub into an actual hub instead of just having stratagem hero and nothing else but oh well
>>560615815radius is the same as 120mm now, boring and lamebefore you had to run and throw a perfect 45 degree angle downhill to not get caught, it was glorious how much shit it wrecked>but teamdon't run into the red light like a moth
>>560615848>AND gayIts WWI themed what did you expect?
>>560615848Update is in 3 hours 40 minutes
>>560615931oh god damn itit's been so long since the last patch i didn't even think about it
>>560609843ggs, bustin' makes me feel good
>>560615514they were probably forced by sony to drop the whole realistic milsim roleplay shit. which is why they still try to push the realism shit or is just generally spiteful by doing subtle nerfs.yes, the Swedes are very spiteful. They even call their player base "CoD players" lmao.
>>560614243>cryo: slows and does temporary damage to the enemy. If the damage reaches a body part's max hp it snaps off and is broken. If you stop firing, the damage slowly goes away as the enemy thaws>radiation: maybe make it do damage based on max hp, so it decently softens up chaff and heavies alike but it would take a while to kill by itself>bleed: it technically already exists, but it'd make sense for bladed/shrapnel weapons to inflict it and you could make it different by letting it be possible to have multiple stacks
>>560615970Why don't more games do this unironically. The food cutscenes are dope and gathering your buds around for a shared meal before a hunt is kino bonding
>>560615643Simmer down, schizo.
>>560615970Hell I'll take a granola bar emote!Super Destroyers definitely have a pop-up bar once you leave like the plane in Iron Man
after failing the MO on us for something they did and saying we failed in any capacity, i think i will just ignore MOs now. thanks swiggers
>>560616220No joke, knowing that smug retard, FrontMan was Indian it killed my motivation to do anything in HD2. Life was better not knowing the entire game wasnt an izzat farm.
>>560616207There's a mess hall in there somewhereI wouldn't be suprised if there were no chairs in there either and it was more akin to a super trough lel
>>560616008You're literally making all of that up380mm and 120mm always had the same danger zone, but since 380mm projectiles have slightly larger explosion radius it's a bit more likely to hit youYou could always throw both at your feet and still run away to safety. A perfect throw is always safe and even if you botch it up you're more than able to run a few dozen meters in the 5 or so seconds it takes before it starts
>>560616220I can't prove it but I and everyone else knows that they accidentally mixed up which cyborg was which and then refused to admit it. Arrowhead is asleep at the wheel and I'm sure we'll see more stupid choices in the patch very shortly
>>560616110nobody did that in monhun, they all just afk'd in the hub until the leader initiated the quest
>>560616369Those cryo tubes you spawn in probably just pump you with Super Paste and your diver is just full of thick soup
>>560616220>>560616362This desuit has been infinitely more fun shitting on MOs than actually playing them for years nowThe chronicles of Frontjeet is just the final it's so over to bury hopes of the GW ever being kino forever
>>560616525The crew still has to eat some slop
>>560615970>the last time swedes tried to make a hubBut seriously, I'm surprised they haven't allowed us to customize our super destroyers with stuff from the different MO campaigns>that save the children MO we won and got the kid drawing of the helldiver. >hivelord teeth or bug in a jar (or something)>a vox engine capsule with the cyborg still wired insideSo much shit they could add to breath soul into the game yet they either cannot or will not due to their cursed heritage.
>>560615443The only one of these that's egregiously unrealistic and also stupid from a game balancing perspective (which should come first btw before realism always) is the ultimatum/500kg comparison. The fucking pedantic realism argument being made here shouldn't even matter but swigs JUST HAD TO be fucking gun gooner larping reddit gunfags tacticool dipshits ERM ACTUALLYing about everything and use their EXTENSIVE GUN KNOWLEDGE about how a clip and a magazine are actually DIFFERENT (DID YOU KNOW??? yeah I'm somewhat of a GUN NUT myself ahhah!!!!) to defend their retarded balancing decisions while they wipe on d4 using eruptors.
>>560609843
>>560616579Indeed
>do some stealthdiving>gets stuck under a easily movable bridgefucking swedish code
>>560616579Unfair SEAF get to eat fish n chips while divers feed on terminid cubes in brown sauce
>>560616525>>560616579yea service tech has lines on ittho i love the idea of divers just being juiced on meth and high protien stewsthe calorie expenditure of a helldiver probably leaves them lean and whiry like chimps by the end of service
>turns on expire all turrets
>>560616743albino
>>560616412no, it had a huge radius, more than twice what 120 did. a standing perfect throw wasn't safe, you'd have to make it running.
>>560616689pretty much, you can explain away the other stuff but the 500kg being so weak is comicalNo one would have a problem with stuff not making sense if they didn't use realism as an excuse to not do stuff but they can't control their spiteful autism. and this is coming from a guy who plays a bunch of the games in your pic lmao
>>560616740average corporate sponsored mandatory pre dive meal
>play quickplays a lot>most players generally just play the game normally besides the occasional eccentric>feel like i'm the only person dive-tossing my stratagems for bombing enemy outposts and positions
>>560616801Consider the fact that you just were clueless at the time, because what you're saying is blatantly wrong
>>560616740>>560616843The Destroyers should have the interior of a shitty mall with dorks mopping the floor https://youtu.be/hJY5jgO6HAc
For me, it's Democracy Burger
>>560616689>pictureThis but unironically
>>560616816kek couldn't find the pic I really wanted to post anyways, it's that the same soijak but instead of those games it's all gun shit like gooner tactical gear of SPECIFIC brands, sheepdog shit, "I LOVE GUNS but I would NEVER EVER EVER use them", huge tally for "times explained difference between clip and magazine", etc. etc. etc.
>>560616459>nobodyYes anon your personal experience means absolutely no one did that
>>560616958>mcquisitionsclever
>>560616879dive tossing doesn't actually provide any increase in distance over sprint tossing. it just ensures you get the sprint toss distance.(the 3 meter difference in the webm is the fact you continue moving forward in the dive so your landing position is slightly closer to the ball's landing position)
>>560616929maybe you didn't play at launch, it was huge radius. you literally couldn't throw it far enough.
>>560616969That's a Truth Enforcer, not a Democracy Officer
>>560616969That black whopper made my shit greenEternal memory
>>560617101
>>560616958That's what the DSS should bea strip mall packed with HE and targeted super adsa place where you can waste your whole paycheck (destroyer fun bucks) for very minor temporary buffs
>>560617248you can also get the sprint toss distance from a stationary crouch with dive tossing so it does have some benefit
>>560616969>10 scNo i will just eat your kids alive.
>>560617021arrowhead being mall ninjas/airsoft fags makes a lot of sense actually>>560617256finally something to spend req slips on too
>>560617280good soldiers follow orders
>>560616689>justify all your shitty balancing with muh realism>get mad when people point out your realism is selective as fucktoo bad AHs reaction to that post will be to nerf all the smaller weapons mentioned out of pure spite
>>560617256What if we could eat ze bugz for temp single use boostsSimple shit like slightly faster reloadsSlap on top of your armor passive
>modded lobbiescringe
>>560617407>nerf all the smaller weapons mentionedGood
>>560616969>Bring back a giant stash of super crypto>Your finder's reward isn't even enough to buy a super bitcoin burger mealpeak debtslave maxxing grindset
>>560617148The trash 380mm that had to be buffed in less than a month because it couldn't hit anything? You could easily outrun it, and it never "deleted" anything
>>560616689I'll never forget how they said Helldivers 2 is inspired by games like Arma and escape from Tarkov and Helldivers 2 is nothing like either of them.And theyre mad they accidentally made a horde shooter because they realized they were just dogshit at their own game.
>>560617148are you one of those tourists who bought the game on release, played for 20 hours and then dropped it
>>560617528>hating funBrown
>>560617528
PATCH DOKOit's coming in the next 10 minutes rightRight...?
380 hits everything except the stuff I wantAlways leaves a pocket somewhereDoes the tighter radius upgrade work or is that a meme
>>560617528Game crashes when you try to do anything fun so they always end up doing lame shit. It's kind of cringe honestly
>>560617708IZZAT REDISTRIBUTION INCOMING
>>560617737>Game crashes when you try to do anything funso its the same?
>>560617737this
>>560617727It barely but not really works. 380mm is a meme stratagem you pick for fun, if you want to destroy pick Walking if you want to kill pick 120mm
man the post-mission results really adds up as you play, it's kind of annoying when i'm solo grinding something
>>560617027I was in /mhg/ lobbies for months, nobody was larping eating dinner with the bros
>unironic reddit postsi fucking hate redditors so much broswhy do they keep coming here?
>>560617737There's only so much you can do
>>560617830Half the time I use it as a hard wall so my fellow shitdivers dont go the wrong waySometimes they still walk into it..
>>560617861>/mhg/There's your problem big man, did I mention that clown show anywhere at all?
>>560617737It was pretty good actually
it's up
PATCH DROPPING IN 1 MINUTES, NERF TRANNIES READY YOUR ROPE
>>560617976nta but ive been playing monhun since ps2 days. and ive never EVER seen people do that either. you wanting it to be true, and it being true are two different things.
>war strider hip joints are 80% durable, AV4 and have 750 HP>bot tank rear armor has 750 HP, AV3 and is 100% durablehow the fuck is this realistichow is dinky little joint about as tanky as a tanks rear armor when joints are one of the hardest things to armor?WHERE IS MUH REALISM
>>560617996
>>560617964>barrier troop barrageholy fucking based
>>560617528AH should hire the mod divers as they clearly care about the game more than they do.
>nothingOH NO NO NO NO NO
Warrant Rifle when?
the pig is formulating
>no patch
>>560618017IZZAT FARMERS IN ABSOLUTE SHAMBLES
>>560618035Well it is true, because I do it with my buddies. Get some friends
update doko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ2MdEyhKuk>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ2MdEyhKukhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ2MdEyhKuk>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ2MdEyhKuk>kukhehe
>>560618092>AH should hire the mod divers as they clearly care about the game more than they do.>checks out modded footage>enemy health bars in the style of dark souls (cheating btw)>dark souls "you died" messages>le funny renames>distance indicator before throwing >miss indicatorsthose arent mods, its accessibility cheats for redditors that are too lazy to learn the game mechanics
ILLUMINATEBROS...
ITS UP
>>560618174NERFTRANNIES = DESTROYED
>>560618169i dont think you have even a single "bud"
>>560618194WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
>>560617614>inspired by games like Arma and escape from TarkovBut both of those games are PC only and HD2 is on PS5 so they have to dumb down shit and they're surprised when their playerbase is mostly "CoD players"???? Absolute retards.
I was regularly seeing 3x grenade launcher/supply pack loadouts in my pub lobbies. thank fuck they had some sense and walked it back. the GL still absolutely fucking slays chaff just as it ALWAYS HAS since none of them have 3 armour on their main
SAAAAAAAAAAR WHERE THE UPDATE???
>>560618194good trailer, I wonder what they'll fuck up. I bet the fleshmob will still go through terrain at the least
>This content will unlock on Friday, March 20.oh my fucking god why
>>560618174>copy pasting gas mechanics onto flame>stagger mechanics when on firethe fuck?? what happened to "muh realism" that AH likes to throw into our faces?? literally nobody stays still when on fire lmao
>>560618174Did they halve the damage? >>560604263
>>560618194>squid mega basesSQUIDGODS EATING GOOD
>>560617976the topic was playing monster hunter, and you larping that watching eating animations was a bonding experience, as if anyone ever did that. that didn't happen in /mhg/ lobbies, and it didn't happen in rando lobbies either.
>>560618194I hope you guys are aware that this is most likely the last major actual content update this game is going to get because the game is "content-finished"It's all warbonds from here on out
>>560618287Cute projection
>>560618194Squid content... finally
>grenade launcher nerfed back to medium penHOLY BASEDNERFTRANNIES WON
>>560618373no nigga that's a fucking chicken little doomsaying faggot spouting complete made up bullshit
>>560618101As soon as they do a Colonial Marines collab
beeg lasers holy fuck
Man I forgot how much more comfy D9 is than D10. I've lowered the difficulty because all my weapons are maxed and I have no need of the XP. Mega nests and D10 spawns make you run/work so much harder for such little reward.
>>560618194>THEY'RE HEREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
where's the fucking patch you lazy swedes
>Small to medium automatons, terminids, and illuminates will be confused and panic when getting flamed in the face, which leads them to randomly attack anyone in their vicinityKEKWHATS THE POINT OF THE STERILIZER THEN
they finally gave the flag a special ability- it fucking kills you
>>560618365>literally nobody stays still when on fire lmao
>>560618445NERFTRANNIES ABSOLUTELY CRYING RN
>>560618061one is literal ayy lmao magic metal and the other is cheap mass produced commie steel
LOBBY DOKO
>10gb updatenew squids?
FUCKING NERF TRANNIES NOOOOOOOOO, I WILL FUCKING GUT ALL OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS, FUCKING AIDS SPREADING DEGENERATES
>>560618194I'm hype
so, who wants to test if the cheats broke?
>>560618386And you're going to tell me it never ever happened in friend group lobbies also? You do realise it's most efficient in Wilds to eat together as one person can use a ticket and counts for everyone? Or did you not because you have no friends and just play with randos and the mhg coomerlets
>>560618532war striders and tanks are both bot units, anon
>>560618445>increased beam length from 200m to 1000mthis is actually retarded, atmospheric distortion will defocus a laser over long distance.
vox engines halfwya to getting fixed
bretty gud
>>560618543this was necessary, that buff was pants on head fucking retarded lmao
>can climb on supply pods>laser cannon no longer short maximum rangegood enough game unironically saved
>>560618445>belt fed launcher>ammo buff +20 with nothing else Yeah it really needed the ammo buff lmao
>>560618543>The BFGL's Heavy Pen?>Is it safe?
>>560618445>>560618416>>560618346undoing previous patches is a real limp dick move desueither shows that you didnt think things through in the first place, or that you just dont want your community to have fun>>560618454iunno i dont really see much of a difference. especially since the difficulties are a "spectrum". ive had d7 missions that were harder than d10
>BFGL has 120 rounds nowwow, it's fucking nothing
Super Store armor
>>560618445>AH buffing weaponswhat kind of fucked up time line is this and how do i fucking stay here
>B/MD C4 Pack>Moved the switch from weapon function from right to leftFucking christ, just way. it's not like it has any other option, and it pair nicely with primary/support rpm hotkey
>>560618654>undoing previous patches is a real limp dick move desuso you want sidearms and SMGs to go back to having 1.2x sway? gotcha
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541133047968301984https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541133047968301984https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541133047968301984
>>560618645seemingly yesI guess that's supposed to be its appeal now since they didn't buff the pathetic damage
>>560618373there's no way to know until the patch drops, as it'll probably be undocumented and have to be datamined at a later date
>>560618625>grenade launcher actually working like a grenade launcer>pants on head fucking retardedaverage sterilizer brain detected
>crumbs of minimum effort slop>retards eating it up>not even waiting for the undocumented changes and the brand new and old bugs
>>560618609>Brood commanders fixedHoly shit. I can't wait to see all the seething from The Raped.
>>560618725Ohokdammit i wanted to NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOObut i'm glad my favorite new support weapon is ok and got a lil more ammo at that :)
>>560618591no, you’re actually retardedlidar and laser targeting obviously work well over 1km and we can easily shoot lasers to the moon
>>560618675Super store shotgun
>the game's still letting me do one more mission despite the update being outuhhh
>>560618675thats actually bretty nice...
>>560618678>AH buffing weapons>what kind of fucked up time line is this>conveniently forgets or wilfully ignores the HUNDREDS OF FUCKING BUFFS to weapons and stratagems over the games lifespan
>>560618678they have done nothing but buff weapons for over a year retardthe GL nerf is literally the first thing they've nerfed in ages
So, who wants to guess what they shadow nerfed this time? I don't believe they kept their dirty swedish fingers off the nerf button.
>>560618675>no crotch plate
>>560618784>MED PENFUCK YESSSSSSSS
>flechettesit's shit
>>560618784>MEDIUM PEN>SLAMFIRE AIIIIIE
>>560618749Thisnever forget the malice of the swigger
>>560618784>med pen>actually slamfires>ap flechettes>bayonetcumming
>>560618780a targeting laser and a laser weapon are a very different things. laser weapon will defocus enough to lose its cutting/explosive power over a very short distance.a laser shot at the moon from earth will cover more than 70km once it's been through the entire atmosphere and hits the moon.
Squid update confirmed for the 20th
>>560618775Fellow BFGL brother we are fed
>>560618820>>560618821neftroon melty
>>560618821this nigga unironically retarded lmaoalready forgot what happened with the bastion tank
>>560618445>de-escalators horrible reload got sped upthank fuck maninfinite range LC is funny but doesn't really address its actual issues
>>560618826no need for shadow nerfs, they cucked the hell out of the grenade launcher...NERFTRANNIES won.......
>had to change versions to updateno wonder
>>560618675I thought I read the passive was explosive resist and more grenades, did they change it?
>>560618675fucking hideous
MILDLY FUNNY ILLUMINATE LOBBYNEW MISSIONS EDITIONGO GO GOsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243029747355/76561198205883657
>>560618584what may or may not happen in anecdotal friend groups doesn't matter. using a ticket also just affects the next meal anyone eats, you know that existed in previous MH's, right? you're not a wildsperm, right?>>560618586my brain farded, my bad
>>560618784Breaking News: Halo shotgun found dead in a ditch..
>Fixed weapons with stationary reload being reloadable while using LIFT-850 Jump Packjump pack bros i don't feel so good
>>560618996brown moment
>>560618952it did not need heavy pen, no one thought it did and no one understood why they made it heavy pen in the first place. It was one of the best stratagems in the game before and it still is now.
>>560618749>exactly the kind of fixes ppl have been asking for>immediately make a post calling everyone a retard for being happy about the fixes they wanted>your whole point is that there's definitely still bugs and glitches in the gameliteral redditor tier nonsenselet people be happy about the fixes and changes now, and then let them seethe about the rest laterget off your soap box tranny
>>560618919It's a heavy pen grenade hose i love the thingit's not the best support weapon but it should NEVER be compared to the abysmal dogshit maxipad just because it uses a backpack too
>>560619048hello newfag
>>560618996FVLL
>>560618998>this thing didn't happen!>uhh except when it did happen that doesn't count!Ogey retard, get some friends
>>560619020NERFXISTERSWEWON
>>560619081Agree wish the maxi was good but its fun if you just wanna be a shitter with budsBFGL bullies bugs so hard its just a pure hole destroyer
>obligatory AC buff
>>560619131we haven't won until the lib buff is reversed
>the one true flag now drags enemy aggro
>only one new squid missionMan don’t get me wrong it’s about fucking time they got some new content but at least 2 or 3 new missions would've been nice
>>560618675ned kelly time>>560618678wait until the hidden tweaks are revealed anon, it's always a monkey's paw>>560618784o shid we finally got the hd1 punisher
>>560617614>Helldivers 2 is inspired by games like Arma and escape from Tarkov and Helldivers 2 is nothing like either of themThe sad thing is that I can kinda see the vision. If everyone communicates well and you assign each member specific roles like chaff clearer or anti-tank, you can sort of get that military sim roleplay going on. The problem is that it's just more consistent for everyone to have a generalist build that can do everything.
>>560619173what lib buff?
>>560619020yet another cool technique removed because AH hates fun and players doing not-intended things like the leg metareload cancels are next, mark my words
>>560619189at least they finally have some new units
>>560618959Each armor in the warbond has a slightly different passive.
>>560618749>retards eating it upOH NO! We can't have that! Players actually content with changes they like to see? Please everbody STOP! STOP RIGHT NOW!! PLEASE THINK ABOUT THE BUGS!!faggot
>Fixed a glitch that would let a player take multiples of the same stratagemafter the vox shit i know this game can handle stratagem dupingjust make it a feature FFS and lock ones that would chunk performance like barrages
>>560619304huhthat's neat I guess
>>560618943>doesn't really address its actual issueswhat actual issues? laser cannon is fine. great even. the 200 m cap was pretty much the only problem it had
>>560619313this, there's no reason I shouldn't be able to take four EATs
>>560619347>130 dmg with 420 fireratehonestlythat's not bad
>>560618895>a targeting laser and a laser weapon are a very different thingsnope they’re gaussian beams
>>560618996did we all crash?
>high-intensity wind and lightning strikes
>>560619313Just make it a feature in general. If someone wants to run 4 of the same turret or 4 lasers, let them. It's not like it'll be a balanced loadout that'll solve everything compared to the system now.
crashed
>>560619323brown moment
>>560619346low DPS, gets completly raped by war striders
SC cheatersstatus (izzat) report
>>560618996won't stop crashing
>>560619020>>560619131>>560619240Wasn't this previously removed like a year ago? I swear I've seen it being mentioned in the patch notes before; it sounds like it snuck its way back in at some point in the interim
>>560619347>130 damagewhat the fuck man. So it's just a better defender?
>>560619347Man, what's the point of the Reprimand beyond medpen at this rate?
>cheating the nanosecond a update drops
>>560619347>one handedholy, is it the same for flamer mode also?
>>560619347>my prediction was 360-400 RPM with 115 damage per round>it is in fact higher in both categories, and is in fact one-handed>that recoil looks pretty steady too, and the magazine size is the same as the DefenderExcellent.
>>560618996Crashed, fix your shit you fucking mongoloid
>>560619347
Is the patch not live yet?
>>560619347I need to get redpilled on SMGsI rarely find myself in games where I need to carry the SD boxDoes one hand work on SEAF artillery or no
>>560619347ok ergo and spare mags has gotta be shit then because this looks pretty good
>>560619347Side-loaded stick magazines are always cool
>>560618194oh shid
>>560619473The Defender has 520 RPM, which gives it a higher DPS rating. So as a bullet hose it will be able to kill enemies faster.
>>560619381a targeting laser just needs to make the thing glow on an IR scope, it doesn't matter if it defocuses a little. a laser weapon needs to be precisely focused for cutting to work.
>>560619247it's one new heavy unit that'll replace harvesters>>560619346the broken state of fire makes setting things alight with it worse than it should be. it also has the same dps as the scythe>>560619347>retard who insisted it'd be 2-handed btfo>>560619440the enemies it can now outrange by several hundred meters?
>>560619603130 damage lets you one shot devastator heads, which is huge.
>>560619440precision weapon, DPS is not required.
mod status?
>>560619565Why? They're retarded.
>stayed late for the update>game updates>open game>no new warbond>no new items in the store>no new squids>no new missionsepic
>>560619692ALL MY GOONER ABDOMERA MODS ARE FUCKING COOKED
>>56061953720th
>>560619559nosmgs are ok with shields
New>>560619740>>560619740>>560619740
>>560619721retard
>>560619440>waah it doesn't oneshot a giant superheavy enemy>dogshit dogshit dogshitlower the difficulty
>warbond releases in a couple hourscool see you faggots then
>>560619689not enough dps to deal with the hordes of war striders, invalid on the bot front
>>560619706>source: malding turk who got his bloodline obliterated by stens
>>560619502yeah I just tried it
I'm sorry anons new mission won't load for others, I'll post some screenshots in a sec
>>560618445GL nerfed trannys won again
>>560619642you know what fuck it you’re right the rayleigh range is actually pretty short for reasonable beam diameters
>>560619834try hitting the weakpoints clownp
>>560619857it's cool, we'll get to enjoy it soon enough. Thanks for trying
why do these two shotguns have the thanks doc color pattern now?
>>560619994war strider weakspots too tanky, that's the whole problem
>>560620092anon you might be color blind
update where
>>560618346>nerfs GL-emplacement as well>GL back to irrelevancy because war striders cucks it hardWell. As expected by AH.
>>560618675How big is the ass?
>>560620441it's always been a crowd clearing weapon, not an AT option. it was never irrelevant, stupid newfag
>>560618784lmao the fuckwhy does it get to deal so much damage?
>>560620092Looks normal? what
flamer bros we wonned
>shit how do we make fire useful?>uh just turn them into gas weapons as well
>>560620092What am I supposed to see here
>5x laser cannon range
warbond in 5 minutes?
>>560618784I LOVE SHOTGUNS SO MUCH BROSIM GONNA FUCKIN CUM
>>560618969meant for >>560618784
>>560620947>>uh just turn them into gas weapons as wellYou love to see it
>>560618749We spend 99% of the time pissing and moaning retard-kun, god forbid we find something to be happy about before the inevitable disappointment.