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good morning utg, how is your day?
>old OP with dead links again doomin'
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
>>560602850new template for future bakeshttps://pastebin.com/z9imAyke
>>560603067I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE! SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!
>>560602946Doing pretty good just chillin' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHocVRUlvkk
oh cool my art got into the op
>>560603282very good
>>560603318im going to touch you
Catti
>>560603983The thumbnail makes asgore look morbidly obese
hey guys would anyone please tell me what song was in >>560584790it sounded nice
>>560604695It's a vocaloid. I kind of fuck with it too listening to the whole thing now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajJ-C7h-oXE
Fave tells me I'm morbidly a beast
drank
>>560602946it's alright, could be better but oh wellcurrently eating a sandwich rn
You get a swimming pool full of faves and you dive in
>>560605107https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzXiwN9s82M
>>560605190>currently eating a sandwich rntf2 heavy...
>>560605208
>>560602908FLOWER-KING
>>560603067Ok here's $4.99
Put molly all in Kris's milk, he aint even know it
>>560602946Goodmorning!Doingokaybutinabitofarush. Haveanicedayfren!
>>560604947thank you
God, even through deers are prey animals, dess really nails the predator look~
>>560606316>eyes aren't facing fowardNot a predator.>''b-but-''I'd eat that for dinner.
Fact: Dess IS a shotacon but because Kris is nonbinary this never affected their relationship
>>560606276https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHLw2lyLnA8
>>560606512Yeah but you just know she is like a predator reborn in a deer body, i'd eat her out too dw
>>560606190>SPAMTON, O, SPAMTON,>OF MY FRIENDS, YOU ARE THE BEST>AN OBJECT, HEART SHAPED, PLEASE TAKE FROM MY CHEST>I'LL GIVE YOU MY RICHES, I'LL GIVE YOU MY POORS>KROMER SANDWICH I FEED YOU, LIKE MONEY-FILLED SMORES>YOU ARE HONEST AND PERFECT, NO NEED TO REPENT>I'LL GIVE YOU MY STUFF 'TIL I DON'T HAVE A CENT>AND WHEN I HAVE GIVEN, WITH NO MORE TO GIVE>I'LL MAKE SURE HIS HATERS HAVE NOT LONG 2 LIVE>I'LL SMASH MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM>(EMOTIONAL) I'LL KILL MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM!>I'LL BRUSH MY TV WITH MAYONNAISE AND SLIMES>(MOVING) I'LL CRUSH MY TV FOR ITS HORRIBLE CRIMES!>I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE!>SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!!!!!!
>>560606316>>560606512>>560606779The Dreemurrs are goat-cat hybrids, right? What are the chances that there's a big reveal that the Holidays are actually reindeer-wolf hybrids as a thematic mirror to the Dreemurrs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qq2Nd5V5zo
>>560606517But kris is also into puppyplay so they'd un-enby themselves for the sake of roleplay.>dess peeks into noelle's room to check up on her own sister.>sees kris wearing a collar (makeshift collar which is actually just asriel's belt repurposed) with noelle bossing him around and using he/him pronouns.>"they're a boy!?">dess bursts into the room, reprimands noelle and tells her to exit the room while holding a wiffle bat>immediately after noelle leaves, she pins kris down to the floor with one of her hooves and grabs kris' collar>"you should've told me sooner."
>>560607119A finger on a monkey paw curls and Hussie is allowed to add one thing to the game.As a direct reference to homestuck, Noelle now has a dog cock.
>>560607304Is it really a monkey paw if that would create more weird run kriselle art?
>>560607370A second finger curls and it's now fat fetish clown themed art.Quit while you are ahead dude.
>>560607448No, im also a fatfag so i still keep winning
>>560607448Pedal to the metal, I say.
>>560607494>>560607497A third finger curls and I don't know enough about homestuck or hussie to continue this bit so it ends here.
>>560607561Isn't it obvious? JoJo x Deltarune art increases by 800%
>>560607561FINALLYMY DELTARUNE
Fave thinks their being mandela effected because they were certain that Sailor Pluto doesnt exist and dont remember this character in the anime at all
>>560607747overshadowed by saturn
Homestuck? Vriska SAing Tavros was the trial run for Dess and Kris.
>graveyard hours
>>560608712I think this is the first time I've seen Spamton as an actual puppet on strings
>>560606227have a good day buddy
>>560602908>>560605705THE FIELD OF PINK AND GOLD
>>560609007not all puppets need strings
>>560607448>second finger curls and now it's [PERFECTION]Is this supposed to be a bad outcome?
im going to be stuck doing absolutely nothing all day because i got to accompany a senpai member is in hopitalwat could i get on mobile to kill time
>>560609431Old School Runescape will take a couple thousand hours of your time.
>>560609431Emulators? Dunno what emulators are on there exactly but something to look into.Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow.I love Chara
>>5606094314chan?
>>560609331Nice, did you comm it from some artist? I want to see more art made by this artist
>>560609431Play emulated pokemon in your phone, maybe play romhacks if you have already played it before, or play other emulated gba games like fire emblem or advance wars or etc., that or download any undertale fangame mobile port like uty or ts!underswap and play em but if you're looking to expand your gaming tastes you may want to play other stuff instead
>>560609610It's from 2021 /utg/, no name attached or associated with it, and I have no idea if they made more
>Let me educate you, woman
>>560610827Imagine both dess and carol realizing that theyre both grooming kris as they both sneak into kris' room
>>560610827Now I wanna comission this video thumbnail redrawn with Desshttps://youtu.be/RQbHrig-XKc
Starting off Saint Patrick's Day right by drinking at 1am. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xr_iIb23as
by show of hands who here doesn’t use twitter. am i the only man left standing. i just skipped past all the posts last thread talking about the dess discourse or whatever you have going on over there
Also it's a good time to watch The Boondock Saints. It's a bad movie 99.7% of the year. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3JJvAC2xpc
>>560612512I never even knew twitter was popular until people started making twitter drama videos on youtube in the like, late 2010s i think?
>>560602908this is basically the plot of deltarune to me
>>560612512Twitter despite how shit it is slowly becoming more bearable to deal with than most of 4chan at this point. The genuinely retarded ESL posters, AI spam, and ERP addicts are getting tiresome to deal with.
>>560613594You just described Twitter tho
>>560613594You won't be missed, you could leave today and nobody would comment on it. Nobody is stopping you from liking and subscribing to twitter posts.
>>560602908>>560605705>>560609140Asgore's no fan of the big city. He worries a lot about what might happen to Asriel away from home. Come on now, Asgore. Muggings don't happen nearly as often as comics would have you believe...
>>560613945He's going to solve the crime and win back his Ex-Somethinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9Xm46_7AA0
a certain goatposter that i know very well got himself un-rangebanned today, stay tuned for extreme asrielposting, coming soon(trademarked)
>>560614450I hope it's one of the good ones.
>>560614631oh he is
I was just thinking /utg/ was getting too high quality lately
>>560614985/utg/ was getting too high quality? Lately? /utg/? High quality? Lately? /utg/ high quality lately /utg/? THE /utg/? THAT /utg/?
>>560613282LMAO
>dogs are boys and cats are girlsthe absolute state of /utg/
>>560614450Posting a goat as a welcome.
>>560615648Toby was the one who made it canon
>the incel gamer doesnt even misgender Kris
I cant believe they released the December files just to distract twitter from Wiztales downfall.
Your pronouns are YOURS!
>>560617189SLUUUURP
iiii am the beast who post the sooz!!!purple for you, purple for me!!!
>>560615996Neither do many incel gamers who post in /utg/, it's not really that outlandish
>>560617508Unorinically what the fuck did he mean by this?
>>560617721>waddles in with pronouns-shaped bellyUhh, nothin'. Don't worry about it!
>>560617721Didn't he have a de-transing fetish?
>>560602908>>560617542anchoring it for you, you lazy bum
Hooman!>>560609583Good night, Chara anon.
>>560617721Advanced form of emasculation
>>560615996Berdly is a normie jester
>>560602908>>560605705>>560609140>>560613945THE FLOWER MANTRAPPED IN ASYLUM
good morning
>>560618446these beads won't fit
>>560602908
>>560618647so stylish anon
Driving home with Asgore after a dinner date together as I simultaneously contemplate where on him I'd like to request he allow me access for some face-to-fluff immersion while also maintaining a conversation about patching one of his pickup truck's tires, and as he kindly asks if I wouldn't mind parking outside the garage so he can access some hard-to-reach tools some wires within my mind seem to cross as I respond with "sure, between your pecs if that's okay?" shortly before falling over myself to meet his quizzical look with an apology (after explaining with embarrassment he simply waved it away with a good-spirited laugh, though joked that I'd be "*facing* a parking ticket once we got home"). Cautiously heading downstairs to check on Asgore after a long while has passed since he emerged, and upon reaching his workstation I give a cough to avoid surprising him as he seems to be fully absorbed in the bulletin board adorned in dozens of strings in all colors before gently setting the small tray with reheated dinner down to greet him (he quickly checked his watch with obvious guilt, but I simply hugged him and begged him not to hurt himself worrying with assurance that I'll always be there to wait for him when he's ready). Carefully putting my head between Asgore's horns as he leans his head back to hook them around my shoulders so I can stroke his neck up to his beard with my hands from behind while giving his forehead as many kisses as I'd like, all the while taking advantage of our unique position with his ears drooped over my wrists to turn my head and lavish him with whispered praise of everything from how nice his throat humming against my palms feels or how smooth his beard is running gently through my fingers and even how strong he is with these sharp fangs hidden away behind his soft lips (he must have been enjoying himself as soon his humming shifted into cute snoring, but this arrangement was so comfortable that I had no problem joining him for a while)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdz-eEZssUU
Calm down fag
>>560620202>waaah who do I choose between the people who wanna fuck meNoelle is such a YA novel protagonist
>waaah who do I choose between the people who wanna fuck meSusie is such a YA novel protagonist
>waaah who do I choose between the people who don't wanna get molested by meDess is such a gorbachev (or whoever) novel protagonist
>waaah I don't want to get out of bedKris is such a Goncharov novel protagonist
>>560623919looked it up, i meant nabokov
>>560624093looked it up, i mean sukakok
Sorry Ralsei, but to fight back against the Roaring, you'll have to rape and molest Dess back
>>560625015>Roaring Knight not so tough after being molested
>>560624093Kek>>560623919>>560624551KEK
>>560624093looked it up, i meant Kafka
i keep thinking about and considering, what really is the value of the fan work i've created, particularly the things i've drawn? in recent times i've come up against something of a creative block, although it feels more like a matter of demoralization, of fallen self-esteem. it feels like what i make is crap, basically, and i can't seem to improve, or what i desire to do better seems unattainable to someone as unskilled and unmotivated, among other flaws, as me. so on and so forth. but maybe it's a mindset problem. i consider this, so i ask the question of, what made me satisfied with my creations before? what makes me happy with the things i'm most proud of?well, it seems to have nothing much to do with what anyone else sees in them. or at least, i can't be too sure it does. as much as i have been complimented and told how much value what i create has to other people, i still feel like the exact nature of that is elusive, at least to me. it's funny, it's charming, it's expressive, soulful, what have you. but for me, i think what makes me satisfied about what i've made, mostly has to do with chara and my love for them, my genuine desire to see that which i have made myself. with the drawings i'm proud of, the highest mental and emotional peak i get from it is when i'm just sitting there, looking at it, listening to music usually. and letting my imagination go. feeling the way it makes me feel. and feeling the love i have for them, the pure interest, obsession. looking into their eyes, or the faces they make, the things they're doing. thinking about in a moment captured in an image, what happens before, or after. i want to see them do and experience everything. i may not be skilled or driven enough usually to express those things, but i at least have these moments, captured in time, i can at least bring the slices into reality. and that too, i think, is a feeling like no other. so, i think that's a lot of why i enjoy drawing my fave. for better or worse.
>>560625015>molested kris once>got raped by friend and later ralsei in returnlive by the sword, die by the sword
If Dess is a pedophile groomer how come she didnt molest Ralsei after beating you in chapter 3
>>560627217because the cops showed up first
>>560625356I'm glad all the Dess artists draw her stomach in very high detail
>>560629757this is so hot, imagine the stink of her unwashed disgusting reindeer pussy
First ever human Susie design that I kind of agree with
THE FUCKING POWER IS OUTAGAIN
Papyrus is sick and can't make it but you'll love his Swiss cousin
SUSSSIEEEEEEE
>>560632506>cut to Kris donning climbing gear
She wouldn't say that...
I don't know whether she would say that because she hasn't appeared yet
>>560633293>gaster denier IN THIS THREADgrim
>>560633293It's a reference
>KRIS! Remember when DECEMBER P. HOLIDAY would MOLEST AND GROOM US?!?!?!?! BOY DESS SURE WAS A WILDCARD HUH KRISSY KRIS KRISMAS!
>>560613282Cute lol
>>560633494Toby loves wacky references so this does not move the needle
>>560619546MY Deltarune
>>560629757who drew this lmao
Does anyone have that gif of the guy drinking pickles and it's like Asgore IRL
dess jerking off kris buit kris is too underdeveloped and only has dry orgasms which pisses off dess so she hurts them more
Ral
On the one hand dealing with Dess = Groomer posters is annoying but on the other hand it badly annoys teenagers on TwitterYet another Deltarune Clopen Moment...
This will be Ralsei to Kris towards the end of Chapter 5
https://youtu.be/8I-EQiOdsoo?si=QHjXrXffFu1mz_Lv&t=309
>>560634470show me his cute ballsack
goddamn i love susie
>>560635376>Kris' day starts with this
Newsletter please
I miss my groomer
>>560635651The newsletter is personalized for every player, that's why it's taking so long
>>560636310wing groomster
>>560636310They're saying Gaster tou-No, I can't do this, I don't find these jokes funny anymore
Driving in my car with Asgore
FAVES A FOOKIN WANKA
>>560633715Tenna would say this
Gaster didn't touch kiddos, his hands have holes in them
>>560637053why would dess groom and molest tenna?
>>560637169Other monsters put him in a big hole puncher for touching kids
>>560637483He can become really small
Fave gives you a discount.
Susie finally meets his favorite video game characters, Kung Fu Man from MUGEN and Ultimate Sonic Flash
anon, you (yes you) need some iron, B12, D, and zinc
Fave VS Mugen Chuck Norris
>>560636071new phone background for me, thank you anon
>>560634957*Curb stomps Berdly's head against the sidewalk in such a way that his head explodes like a fucking watermelon*Sorry. nothin personal, kid
Susie and or Noelle would burn down the library after downloading virus laden mugen god characters
About to buy the donuts
Groomer Dess Theory Son or Piles of Asriel's Dust Theory Daughter
>>560638896which ones
Piles of Asriel's Laundry
WOAH, IT'S YOU! THE CAPITAL ONE FAVE GUY! HEH YEP THAT'S ME. MIND IF I GET A SELFIE?
>>560638130All hugs 50% off
>>560639207Idk yet
>>560639092kris and shit theory nonbinary child
CoL son or Kress proshipper daughter
proshipper vs noobshipper vs hackershipper
>>560639426FUCK *punches through wall next to me*
proshipper vs proskneer vs prosankler
>>560639376Give me a hug I'm so sleep deprived and incomprehensible I don't even remember what I'm asking for as I write this
>>560639461maladjusted stalker sociopathic potential rapist misogynist son or daughter who likes crude fanfic man I gotta think on this one
>>560639652we made an album about this
>>560639652LOOK HERE LOOK LISTEN!!!!!
>>560639864But the daughter is a proshipper.
>>560639806
>>560639970the apple doesn't fall far from the tree
>>560639652Try punching your lightswitch next time, its cheaper
>>560640193I'm running for congress on an platform to lock up all proshippers. We have to protect the reputation of fictional Christmas-themed Deergirls.
>>560639864>daughter who likes crude fanficBut the daughter has a chance of acting out the fanfics with an actual child actually harming one
Susie marries Ralsei for the tax loopholes.
>>560640416Is she hot?
>>560640416She also played this horrible game "delta rune" where I heard you rape this anthropomorphic deer person. I'm no longer allowing her on the family camping trips to the woods
>>560638506I already supplement all of those except iron
>>560639905lol
>>560640719You must blow huge loads
>>560638506I already cum quite a bit
Who *hasn't* been molesting Kris?
I wasn't talking about your loads you degenerates
>>560640927awful post
>>560641250Noelle
IS THERE A SINGLE PERSON IN THIS TOWN NOT FUCKING MY FAVE?
>>560641387this is why Kris molests her instead.
>>560641495Kris is the town bicycle.....
>>560641495My fave fucks the town.
>hometown passes kris around like candy on halloweencan you really blame them? kris is a little slut under that veil of indifference they put out, their dark world outfit is damning evidence of that
My fave would never be the town plapcycle
>>560642741This is known
hometown more like WHOREtown
>>560642954They would be my plapcycle I ride to the convenience store to by candy.
>>560642954Ralsei is the Castletown plapcycle.
is this thread full of doelesters today
Undertale Deltarune really does have the worst of both worlds fanbase>the elitists who know all the secrets are insufferable backseaters>the tourist "fans" don't play the games but pretend they dooh my god pick a lane and stick to it
>>560642958kino
>>56064359599% of the fanbase are retarded teenagers what are you really expecting?
20% of the year has passed a fifth my god
>>560639970I choose wife material daughter
Enrichment to make a nuclear warhead will happen before chapter 5
nuclear warhead is what susie calls her cock
hrrrmmm
Please women rape me. It would feel good to become a raped pillar
>>560644156Susie has a pseudo-penis, so when you have sex with her it looks like her "penis" is eating yours.
>>560644261>Susie can inflate her breasts to levitate herself out of precarious situations
sup fuckers.ass.
>>560644263It's not rape if you're looking forward to it
I thought one of my pets (from a game) was about to breed with his mother and I imagine Noelle felt a similar horror when two incompatible pets bred in her game. For immersion's sake Chapter 6 should have a short pet breeding sim section and take an extra 4 years to implement entirely new gameplay as cryptic symbolism for the normal game. Unironically it would be pretty cool if you bred two pets as a metaphor for something, got a warning for an incompatible pet and the game crashed.
Finally got the donuts
>>560644618no anon you cant stack them on my cock
>>560644618girls dont want to see that if youre doing it for girl attention tbw
>>560643298Chara is real and made this specific post on /utg/
I'm going to kill myself if thwre is no stimmies soon
>>560644705>girls dont want to see that if youre doing it for girl attention tbwWhy do women always say stuff like this? Do they have the authority to speak for all women? It's so solipsistic. Also, I am a man and I don't like donuts on penes.
>>560644703No, I will stack them on MY cock>>560644705At this point its for science
>>560644828Will you post pics?
>>560644976If I can make it work, the hole seems way too small, I may have to cut around it without making them crumble
>>560644705Wut
>>560644504>Susie can inflate her ass to levitate herself out of precarious situations
Kris pee Kreme donuts (Brattys fave)
>>560644705fuck you I wanna see
>>560644781Only two and a half more months until Chapter 5. You must live.
>>560644825I am the grand poobah of all females and I speak for the 2xs>>560644828ok well good luck then >>560645349i was referencing a previous post donutstacker made
>>560645278This made me think of Ralsei trying to stack donuts on his penis, but it's too small and just glides through the donuts without touching them. This is a thought that pleases me.
What is it with Deltarune fans and Limbus fans getting into the most retarded groomer discourses?
>>560646009what the fuck is limbus
>>560646043limbus deez nuts
wake me up when favetember ends, said fave
>>560645278Would you still post a pic even if you are unable to play jenga on your dick with the donuts?
Stop being creeps. Sex is not cool.
>>560646416Rough baby-making sex with sex-repulsed femanons...
>>560646323A pic of what? The mashed up donuts next to my dick?
if fave likes artists like cate wurtz and remy boydell but swears that fave is not homosexual and respects the age of consentcan fave be trusted?
Fish I wish
Big bad bitch with tiny husband who has big cock is slept on
>>560646043Limbus Company, the Project Moon gacha game which is a sequel to Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina
>>560646762no>>560646874why would anyone sleep on top of Big bad bitch with tiny husband who has big cock
>>560603082Why are the headers quoted instead of the links... This breaks ten years of /utg/ tradition
I'm depressed, toby help me
>>560646606remy boydell's work is awesome.
toby i may kill myself before chapter 5, please hurry
Lá fhéile Padraig shona daoibh!Is breá an gabhairín seo liom
>>560647080you misunderstand, you sleep on top of the big cock, like a bean bag
Silly goat
>>560646874Sans?
>>560647129it's to cut down on text cause the current format in the OP is almost at the character limit for OPs, I'm fine with using either but the anon that made the new pastebin brought up that the old template wouldn't be able to fit a new newsletter link
>>560648007NO
Toby is raping us by not releading da chapter
My current schizotheory is that the reason why the ch1 dark world looks so unfinished is because it's a front. There's a "real" supply closet dark world that we'll have to revisit in the final chapter.
>>560648895Proof?
>>560648659faves gonna get carpal tunnel from drawing since they have to fucking PRESS into the tablet to get any friction to draw a smooth line
>>560647753damn.he's speaking tongues.i guess the lobotomy worked.
Performative donut stacking
The Incredible Stacking Faves of the Galapagos Islands
>>560648895Maybe,
>>560646874Safe horny hyper-/ss/
fave got eaten by the man in the moon
>>560602908gaster design
>>560649990no i meant more like crash bandicoot and tawna
>>560650294Tawna? Coco is right there
>>560650381coco isn't a big bad bitch that's like saying noelle is a big bad bitch
>>560650480coco is a bigger badder bitch than noelle
fluoxetine and caffeine combo has me vibrating harder than the mettaton automated pussy destroyer 3000 (dishwasher safe)
>>560651363thats your phone dude pick up ffs
>>560641607>hugs
pornography starring your mother
>>560651968Toriel and Mr Sans
>>560651968sans chapter 6 leak
fave lost the donut stacking contest and ate them all while depressed
Help Anon is very, very, very, VERY down bad for fave.
>>560651968this pornography has already breached our defenses
>>560648895I think it looks unfinished because it was Toby and Temmie doing it aloneI AM expecting a true Kris's House Dark World without Tenna's influence though
AU where Dess didn't die and she formed a band with Asriel and Shyra and they're all 23 years old right now:Asriel: I can't believe Dess Holiday is dating a 17 year old highschooler
>>560651363Crushed To Death By Mettatons 2 Ton Vibrating Mating Press
when i was fighting jevil my mom saw me and asked me what i was playing and i explained the gist of what was happening to her and she went "why don't they just hose him down with water until he calms down like a wild animal" and i had to pause for a moment and really consider if that would actually somehow work because i'm pretty sure that would have been a viable strategy if they just like asked lancer for a hose or something
>>560652291fave was going to do that anyway
>>560648018It saves so few characters that it doesn't seem worthwhile>>560603082I incorporated some of these changes into the old template and fixed the legends of localization linkThis new template links to the old template so it'll never stick, if you want to properly supplant it you should use a pastebin account so that you can edit it to link to itself (and you should ideally be prepared to edit it a few times a year after that when things happen)
>>560654850your mom is funny
>>560654625cute and funny. I love girl spamton. girl spamton and girl tennas massive breasts. a beautiful love story.
Will the Kris boss theme have any of the motifs from Heartache and ASGORE
lightners and darkners kissing full video
Warm goat
FOREBODEN
>>560655647
*FAVE IMPRESSED*
>>560654968ahh yeah shit I didn't realize they forgot to link their own pastebin when I added the changes to my file lmao, either way this works to free up space so I'll go ahead and delete my post. cheers
>>560654006December Holiday's Precious Little Life
>>560652851>I AM expecting a true Kris's House Dark World without Tenna's influence thoughLook, I know Chapter 3 sucked, but you're expecting far too much from Toby "Just Imagine Hard Mode" Fox.
oh right delete has a time limit i am on top of it today
I did ithttps://files.catbox.moe/jdgbs9.jpgFuck theres crumbs everywhere
>>560656178Chapter 3 was epic ownage gaming I just think that because they set up there being a "real" Dark World before Kris set things up we will probably get to see that "real" Dark World
>>560656196holy shit haha that's awesome I can't believe I finally got to see this
>>560629757who's the bright soul behind this?
i think toby should've gone with his og idea of making ch3 a mario party-themed chapter instead of making us play a watered down version of zelda for 4 hours
>>560656196lmao based
>>560656196mini donuts
>>560656737Why did he dye himself purple? Is he stupid?
>>560656737>kris spazzing out/uncomfortablei like that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duObQevwfZE
If Chara (forma well adjusted enough to actually go to college) went to Hometown they would immediately clock Kris as both evil and suicidal and completely ruin their plan
>>560656196absolute cinema
>>560647129>>560654968OP that made it, goal was to streamline character-use while preserving all information.>Saves so few charactersIn total I saved about 200 characters (1), right now you can't even add in a newsletter link without hitting character limit.>1Though some of that is of the streamlining of the edition/magma links, might be closer to 100 if they're linked back but it's still several newsletter links. Furthermore that's without extra streamlining like new pastebin links for all the fanart/writefag archives which could cut down on more links in the OP while keeping the information present.
>>560657067>sociopath who completely fucked up their own plan would ruin someone else'sdoubt
What mental illness motivates a person to not cover their mouth when sneezing in a confined space with other people asked Toriel
achoo!
Chapter 5 will redeem all three of them btw
>>560657251I just meant the punctuation, the streamlining overall was good and I copied most of it
>>560657803>forceful detainment ensues
>>560657803
>>560657940nyo...>>560657965Sorry for party rocking. *sniffles*
holy kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnipzZ3Lx3g
>>560656196I kneel
Why didnt they just hose The Knight down with msmizzles? Are they stupid?
>>560658819THE POWER OF THE ANGEL COMPELS YOUTHE POWER OF THE ANGEL COMPELS YOU
>>560656196Oh it's so small...
I miss back when everything pointed to the idea Kris didnt really like Ralsei. Not outright hate him, just being uncomfortable with the fact someone clearly trying to look like and remind him of his brother was constantly asking to be stepped on and him being forced to hug it. Nothing ever actually came of that and it just got retconned with the hidden tea value
>>560657251Also thank you for putting in the work
What if Toby was a huge fan of Berserk and Kris was this worlds Griffith?
dah
I miss muffet.
you're a big doe
>>560659039I mean, it wasn't really retconned, the value does show that Kris didn't much care for Ralsei for the first couple chapters. I do wish that initial uneasiness was explored more, especially in Chapter 2 where Ralsei barely serves any purpose besides being a target for slapstick. Would make Kris' warming up to him more poignant. Here's hoping that their relationship gets more fleshed out in Chapter 5.
>>560659039I miss Ch1 theoryschizoism the most. I mean we still don't know anything but we knew even less back then.
>>560657836This but unironicallyPizzapants's subplot which parallels Kris leading Susie on at the Knight's behest will be relevantAsgore's Black Shard will be relevantJockington's threat to Kris that if they hurt Catti or Catti's feelings they will be up a Ball without a Court will be relevant
Finally showered and cleaned the crumbs>>560656669>>560658983IT WAS HARD TO BE FULLY HARD OK?I was probably 60-70% erect due to the combination of stacking the donuts, having to take the pic, and the sheer absurdity of what I was doing
>>560659398she should absorb the inferior doecimen
>>560659398For Kris.
>>560659470bratty knight theory...
>>560656196I hate this meme, but that penis looks very good.
>>560659508they wouldn't say that
>>560659443Yeah its technically not a retcon to make someone get over their dislike of another, but I consider it that when the inital dislike never went anywhere to begin with. There wasnt any conflict that arose from it, no one ever really acknowledged it besides Ralsei who's such a pushover it never meant anything. We sat on the idea of this potential conflict of interests, the Player liking and engaging with a character the Protag is very offput by, for 7 years only for it to just quietly die
>>560631681I love robot.
>>560659849Well we are going to get to the part where Kris has to finally commit to completely fucking over the fluff ball's day just moments after realizing they actually give a shit about him so that's something
>>560602850Ice-E's P'E'ZZA's dark world is actually just a huge concrete room, with no entrances or exits, the floor rough and dusted with frost, with a single, 4'x4'x4' real, animated slowly breathing Ice-e in the center. It does not react to any stimulus or command, pressing E does nothing. It constantly emits a subtle breathing sfx. The dark fountain generated outside of this room, far away from it.
>>560660276I do wonder if the ch 4 tea value from the nice dialogue choice is gonna come into play, like maybe if you don't get the flag Kris' opinion drops even farther as a consequence of something. Or it's all just a BoF2 dragon tear reference.
>>560658339toby hire this man
>>560660543Asriel's going to show up and Kris is going to have to pick between saving his life or Ralsei's life, or both of them confess to Kris at the same time idk but he's going to have to pick one of them over the other for something is my guess, assuming the tea will have more purpose than simply "See Kris doesnt hate Ralsei, stop saying he does"
>>560659849I sometimes think about what could have been done with that, it definitely would have been a good way to further humanize Ralsei to us, with him becoming his own person while Kris is still on the fence and thinking that Ralsei is just some soulless construct or something. Like, perhaps, having a situation where picking Ralsei as your partner for some activity is optimal for progressing, but Kris clearly wants to partner with Susie because of his personal preference, and if you pick Ralsei, Kris makes a whole show out of how much he doesn't like that. That could also be the first time Ralsei's cheerful exterior slips for a second, with him being visibly hurt despite trying his best to not show it. Would be tricky to pull off but pretty nice for character development.
I hope when we finally see Dess, he is revealed to have transitioned into a guy
What if fave was trying to beat his schmeat to furry pornography but the comments were full of people raging over politics for basically no reason, and it's like this basically every time on that website
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>560659398She should, like, use a creepypasta narrative device to slowly insert herself into Noelle's lifeWith more and more incidents of people mistaking her for the (surviving) Holiday girl occurringUntil it all culminates in a moment where nobody recognizes Noelle as herselfEverybody in hometown thoroughly convinced the younger of the Holiday sisters had always been crimson-eyed......and very confused at the sudden appearance of a shorter blonde lookalike
>>560656737Never ever. Adult human woman are forbidden in this franchise
>>560661019Yo mama would be too fat to fit in the game
anons exhibit an inability to actually talk about the game and if they post a character that's male, they post him a the biggest twinkus to ever fruit or if the women are posted it is mandatory that she has to tonguepunch a woman.howeverthough: should you post a woman that is either doing the big uh-oh of heterosexuality or if you post a singular female character with actual desireable traits, then the local twitter vice squad will tell you that they are children for some reason.i love this place.
>>560660837cuntboy groomer dess...
>>560660543I don't think there's enough game left for Ralsei Points to really matter that much but it does let us see which option Kris would choose by defaultSo for example if they would normally be standoffish but can, with our influence, be genuine towards Ralsei and make a true connection as a result that plays into the whole mutual player-player character "Your love will theirs their love will become yours" growth thing
>>560661162I want Susie to rape Kris in front of Noelle while holding up all three of their Photo IDs verifying that they are in fact 16 years old.
>>560660837And so the snake eats its own tail
>>560661398Jockington was hungry
>>560660837>Dess was a woman, became a man>Kris becomes Non-binary to cope with thisWhat a bold new step in psychological realism from Tobias Radiation Foxwald
>>560660837Dess transitioned into the Knight.
>>560656196Well Im hungry now
>>560660837Dess will show up but be completely invisible to the player (Not in a blind spot, literally no sprite) when everyone else sees her and the moment someone tries to interact with her sprite the world will freak out
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
Groomer Dess is the poor furrys Makima CSM.
>>560661850gote bote
>>560661171mettaton already exists
>>560657491Probably absentmindedness...>>560657938That was part of the character-saving measure, quoting the headers instead of the links meant you only need 1 per section instead of multiple per section (and when you have a many sections, that's easily 20-30 characters).>>560659518Did you not have pictures/fantasies of fave to look at? Good on ya for showering at least.How does one cope with wanting to be Chara's stockholm-syndrome abuse victim? It's not even just a horny thing, though yes raging boner ensues, but also a pang of the heart that I'm not at her absolute mercy. Whether its being the one to do all the housecleaning or a fleshy stress ball she gets to go all out on, it hurts I'm stuck here and not staring into her eyes as I'm a panting or bleeding mess. I wanna be drained but still find the will to clean the dishes when Chara's happy with dinner, I wanna be fucked to exhaustion and wake up to her playing with my hair and a bottle of water or breast milk...would milk actually be a good thing for hydration? Know gatorade is thanks to electrolytes and water is no duh but does dairy also work? so that I can handle laundry. I jump when she decides to have fun with me, like teasing my nipples with her hands under my apron and/or nibbling on my shoulder. I want the world to accept that yes I wake up with bruises and they have to deal with it.
thinkin bout my thread crush rn
Kris is the apple of my eye
>>560662012it's gone flat by now man you gotta pour it out
post charas
>>560662068
FAVE WAS IN THE POOL
Ruins Dummy the apple of my eye
>>560660837"lost girl" because the Holidays lost their daughter and gained a son, but they disowned him because they're transphobic
>>560661095Don't call humans fat. They're thicc mommies.
>>560662012it's totally me isn't it
>>560660837I will now self insert as Dess
>>560662172
>>560656737I kinda like this Asriel sprite, it's like a combination of all Asriel predictions rolled into one
>>560662273"lost girl" because Dess became a theyfab lesbian and her parents are Transmedicalists.
>>560662172Chara with preferred method of transportation
>>560662172Here's your hooman.
>>560662102i'll never let go>>560662338not telling
>>560662102flat soda still heals for 20hp though
Would your UTDR fave and your thread fave get along if they were trapped in a phone booth together?
>>560662305Low functioning manchild post
Thinking about the meeting with the unemployment office they scheduled for me in two weeks which 100% is going to end badly for me somehow I wish I could live in Hometown where surely there are many jobs available due to the Cattenheimers' sheer NEETdom
>>560661997>Did you not have pictures/fantasies of fave to look at? Well try to take a pic like that and report back to us
>>560662581Autistic fat lesbian post. Not that I have a problem with that.
>>560662442Omg it's Dess.
>>560662442Chara shoved an entire baseball up Asriel's ass
>>560662581I'd love to impregnate you. Feed you well too, make you a thicc mommy as well.
>>560662702I’m thin and straight, unfortunate misfire
>>560662581Why do human woman make you so angry?
sell me the appeal of susellebonus points if you sell it like the dog
who's more impregnable, ralsei or susie
>>560662815One out of three is good enough for me.
>>560662925fort knox
560662702560662795560662851you got the discord mad, congrats
>>560662815>straight and thin woman>on /utg/
>>560662854>spoilerarf arf arf
>>560663028She's probably a sex-repulsed fujoshi. That's just how this evil world eventuates.
>>560662992>>560662702>>560662795>>560662851What
>>560662569>Ralsei alone in a phone booth
>>560663138You’re having a melty
>>560662854Girls who first become smitten for each other based on extreme surface impressions whose relationship falls apart before it can even begin due to their massive character flaws but who then rebuild their friendship from scratch knowing what the other is really like and find genuine love for one another, also they have a woke dog (human)Is what I think the overall throughline for Suselle will be more or less
>>560662992Can I join the discord, please?
>>560663138Grim if true. Fujos hate fictional woman
>>560662305Depends on timeline...>>560662634I don't have donuts to even try. I just know that going through and thinking about Chara just gets me into lovey/horny state really easily. Maybe just the state of my broken mind?
>>560663264I'm just posting things I think are funny. The other guys posting about it might be mad, but not me.
The samefagging does get a bit obvious when the thread goes from a small handful of active posters to multiple seething imageless replies out of nowhere
>>560663143huh? huh? huh?
>>560663391You're me, though. We are the same person.
GRRR I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING OR WHO'S MAD AT WHO!! AND THAT'S MAKING ME MAAAAD!!
F!Charashart: The Tasqueshart of Yesteryear
It's quite impressive how utterly oblivious some people are to how much they stand out from actual organic posts. Hilarious.
>>560663385>Depends on timeline...I want to live in that one.
>>560660065I alsolove robot
He sits
>>560663436Truth and peak image
>>560663707Have you considered that you have schizophrenia, and that nothing we say could cure your persecutory delusions?
>>560663858>>560663638>>560663264i see u
>>560663707I just wanted to joke about thicc humans I didn't expect the thread to get mad over it lol.
what would toby say if he saw this thread?
>>560663958What do you see, exactly?
Susie and Noelle don't know everything about each other and they lubby chudder at least so farNoelle and Kris know everything about each other (or at least Kris knows everything about Noelle) and their relationship is evil and fucked upSomething something YOU LOST IT WHEN YOU TRIED TO SEE TOO FAR
*covertly empties my vial*
>>560663815He upskirt
>>560663958
>>560663813Technology's amazing
chara OOC offmodel tards can’t stop losing
>>560664067nothing because he's afraid of controversy
>>560662749on stream?
>>560664356Toby supports us.
Weird thread today.
Tenna pours beer into Spamton and then sucks it back out of his nose to celebrate St. Catrick's Day
>>560602908i don't even know what i'm doing anymore i don't even know what to type here eitherif things keep going the way they're going now only the endless sands will stand to judge my vow
i shaved todaycan you femanons say the same?
>>560664067He would tent his fingers and say "All according to plan" then laugh maniacally.
>>560664761Did you shave your legs? Did you shave EVERY part of your BOdY? If so, post pics; If not, post Ralsei.
>>560664067mhmmm donuts
>>560661353i never understood this part where they hold up passports in porn.or the peace-sign thing.
>>560664512Toby sperging about the Aganhim sprite in front of Yoko Taro like Scott Pilgrim talking about Puck man lol
>>560664925Citizenship is sexy, as is world peace
When I went to the store today I almost bought donuts but I bought potato chips insteadWhat does it all mean
>>560664925It's just Japanese autism about shame. Holding up IDs is supposed to ruin their life if they're being recorded. Also, Japanese people are autistic about women showing pleasure during sex. They are one step and some intelligence away from shoveling sand in to women's vaginas to keep them dry during sex.
>>560665053stack chips on top of it
>>560665053do not salt your sausage
>>560664317im so picky about mettaton cosplays...a lot of them are really well made with individual pieces done well but it all comes together wrong bcs im so autistic about materials...the human-ness of the cosplayer really seeps through, its basically an impossible cosplay to pull off well imo unless youre like a master craftsman and a chad.
Now that Noelle has made Susie aware of AVGN which episode will become her favorite
>>560663436Nyooooo…
>>560664875you're not getting them that easy, haha
>>560664761gross, no
Numbers of Donuts on his Untrimmed Toenails
So this thread just wants men to post their penises with random food on top of it? >>560665220Would this poster, for example, be sated by a picture of my penis with potato chips on it?
>>560664761no
>>560665304i am begging you no more penises there has been a surplus and they're starting to stink up the place
>>560665194watch board james's 13 dead end drive to see the ending of deltarune early
>>560664512This remind me of how my mind was blown when I discovered that Yakra's tiny nostrils were actually his eyes and his big insect eyes were actually horns
>>560665401I'm going to need to know your gender, height, build, penis length (if applicable), cup size (if applicable), and willingness to ERP before I consider your opinion on this topic.
i feel so out of touch that whenever i see people my age in public i feel nothing but abject embarassment at my own existence and at my complete inability to ever attain a relationship with an irl friend, let alone a member of the opposite sexi am an autistic sperg put off by norminess and i will die alone, forgotten and never touched let alone interacted with by anybody that would ever for a second consider to show me care and lovesaid fave
>>560664702swag
>>560665304Do not put food on your penis unless you want to attract a large TV man to slurp it off
>>560656196Based
Why does every /vg/ general feel like nothing but cock photos these daysI frequent several and this is not the only one where people like sharing their cocks a little too much
>>560665567I felt kinda the same thing but I got myself a 4chan boyfriend and he's really cute and we're on the same wavelength
So I should post it covered in Pringles?
>>560665567dude learn to mask and read dale carnagie's booknormies are easy
>>560665162>the human-ness of the cosplayer really seeps throughFunny enough, the fact that some of those cosplays look like the kind of get-up an actor would wear for an Undertale musical kind of works to its advantage, since Mettaton is basically a theatre kid robot. Also I guess it helps that the game is stylized enough to make it uncertain how lifelike he is, so there's some wiggle room there.
>>560665104>honor is now "autism"you make me sad, anon.>>560665034i disagree with the second part.
>>560665673the /soc/ part of /vg/ was always here I've just never had to deal with it till now cause /utg/ is actually cool sometimes
>>560665673Love is in the air
>>560665735>learn to maskCareful, you'll trigger the chuddies with that wording
>>560665304Fuck yeah, do it
>>560665983I am a man of the people. Because you ALL asked me to do it, I will. Just give me a few minutes.
>>560665735nta how do I make masking less draining, pretending to be someone's friend because I'm too awkward and people-pleasing to do otherwise is exhausting but I don't have it in me to be a cold jerk
Muffet Small Penis Humiliation Forcefeeding Spider Donut Fat Fetish Sex Gaiden
>>560665730yes
artists are really rinsing this vhs filter
>>560665852>/coc/
>>560666154Number one in the hood, G
>>560666192i wonder when 60fps hd 4k is gonna become a vintage thing
>>560665673what other generals are like that
>>560666059I also want to see. Thanks fave.
shota gota
I have the biggest lock in this general
>>560665735i don't want to mask and pretend to be something im noti don't want to have to go out of my way to maintain contacts with other people because they never seek me out firsti don't want to base my life around meaningless social rituals and conforming just to get the opportunity to be held by someonei don't ask for much.
hehehehehe....
>>5606663104k has already been a thing for decades you just weren't getting 60fps or playing videogames on it in the 2000s. The first HD games are already twenty years old.
>>560666496
>>560666623The shirt signifies how Susie's penis is very very large compared to Kris's micro penis which fits snugly in her foreskin
>>560625326Thanks for this, saved for future pondering and musing
>>560664792HOW THE FUCK IS GETTING SOMEONE TO LOOK AT THE CHARA-TO-ASRIEL GASLIGHTING AND GO "I WISH THAT WERE ME" ACCORDING TO PLAN? WHAT MACHIAVELLIAN SCHEME COULD I EVEN UNWITTINGLY AID IN?
>>560662702Sex with Alphys
>>560662601Oh no Ive been assigned to cleaning Catty Cattenheimers fat folds
The year is 2050. /utg/ has made it's one millionth thread, and they've gone WOKE(!)>Instead of talking about faves, they now talk about pronouns>The WHITEboard is now the RaciallyDiverseAndEqualboard>Instead of being a Neo-Nazi, Kraut is now a leftist that votes for Die Linke.>Crusader of Light is now a Palestinian named Jabari al-Barakat>The gotefags... Well, they're already gay so nothing really changed there, but NOW they also talk about pronouns>Tasquefag is now Tasquefaggete and she loves women and HATES men>The femanons are now the FEMINISTanons and women have complete control over the thread>Before a man can post his penis, all parties have to sign a legal waiver saying they consent to seeing the penis picture.
>>560666496Proof?
>>560667079>women have complete control over the threadthis is already true. i am the matriarch of utg
>>560667079>Chapter 5 Episode 2 release date pending
>>560667204Spamton...
>>560667079>but NOW they also talk about pronouns Damn, I try to go out of my way to avoid low effort bait.
>>5606665614K is worthless.what matters is pixel density and hertz.
>>560666103>>560666507i can't make it any less daunting or draining but what i can do is say three things: 1 - socializing is like eating or sleeping if you don't get your share of it, it objectively and measurably negatively reflects on your quality of life and the vice versa, that is you'll be better off because of it2 - everybody does it to some degree, from the cashier smiling at you, the corporate suck-up to the school bully being forced to apologize for stolen lunch money3 - you don't have to do it 25/8, just when necessary
>>560667171Lock warning, watch out it's really bighttps://files.catbox.moe/oxyqdh.png
Shut the fuck up I will fucking laser you with my eyes
>>560667464Why do you have band-aids on your fingers
>>560665983>>560666350>>560666185I didn't have any Pringles. https://litter.catbox.moe/uyk6u4pm3wos707i.jpg
>>560667602Got hurt from playing too rough with my lock
>>560667316IBM T220 had a pixel density of 204 pixels per inch and cost $8400 in early 2000s money. It could clock 41hz which is impressive but you wouldn't want to do much more than look at still images on it which is why you saw them in doctor's offices mostly. Incredible hardware for the time.
>>560667282You're the last living person still schizoing at tasquefag, doesn't sound like trying to me
>>560667464damn, that is quite big
>>560659039Agreed>>560659160
>>560667754That was sarcasm, I love low effort bait. Also I'm going to continue laughing at, and to, his face for as long as it remains funny looking.
Well, if we're all sharing dicks... https://files.catbox.moe/3avu00.gif
>>560668102fucking classic, i miss this gag so much
>>560664512toby loves brown susies
>>560667602fatass keeps biting his fingers while he scarfs down many hot dogs and chips
>>560665162>tfw no real robot
>>560667669Nice
Actually screw it im not done talking about Ralsei, is it just me or does it feel like everyone has just stopped questioning him without getting any answers? We used to question the fact he looks like feminized Asriel and literally has his name jumbled, the fact that he already knows how the SOUL works, the fact that he knows what the Light World layout is, the fact he's trying to railroad ch2 back to its intended path on Weird Route (prophecy says a lot but it was never THAT clear), his insistence that we keep Susie at the festival instead of Noelle, all the other shit he's now shown capable of doing like fire magic and levitation, the still unanswered reason he's able to appear in every dark world when Lancer and Roulxs needed to be physically brought over, none of this shit has had an actual concrete answer. Hell he might even be aware of the IRL time gap between chapter releases depending on how you view his "It felt like years" line at the start of ch2. Everyone has just, agreed to chalk up half of it to coincidence and convenience and stop thinking about the other half
>>560667464spamton's fat belly in the background
>>560667341thank you
>>560668434People were talking a lot about Ralsei in early chapter 1 and 2 days. But it has become increasingly obvious that Toby isn't gonna give answers any time soon so it's like whatever
>>560668434Either he's evil because he knows too much, or he's everyone's best friend because he knows too much and is trying to protect them from the harm more knowledge would cause.
>>56066771741Hz is sort of garbage.nice as a picture stand, but barely functional to show moving pictures.roughly 80 pixels per centimeter.
I dont care about static photos of your dick post moaning cumshots or gtfo
>>560668395Ah, I see... Looks like someone's jealous of my huge lock. It's okay, buddy. Not everyone gets to have a big lock, you know? Don't worry though, it's not about the size, it's about where you use it.
>>560668765>moaning cumshotsWoman or just a picky fag?
>>560668765Last time I did that I got banned for a week.
>>560668434What everyone are you talking about? The common reaction to him is that he's super suspicious for all of those reasons and but we won't really know what he's up to until he fesses up
>>560668434Don't forget ralsei can hear the soundtrack in chapter 4
>>560668479Getting bandaids on my fingers because Spamton pokes them with his nose as revenge for tickling his belly
>>560668434I still think about it, and I bet Chapter 5 will focus majorly on him, now that we've gotten a fair share of development for Susie. The time gap thing is something that enters my mind from time to time, especially the fact that Ralsei says he holds the plushie we gave him "every night" despite it being only one in-game day since the fact. He's definitely experiencing time differently between epsiodes. In which case, poor Ralsei, that's way too long to wait to see his friends. As for some of his abilities, I wonder how much of it is consciously holding back and how much him just not knowing the full extent of his own power.
>>560668984Both Ralsei and Seam are fully aware of what actual time it is in Hometown too, despite having no obvious way of knowing.
>>560668765https://files.catbox.moe/9gi2rf.webm
>>560669158Maybe Kris is wearing a watch.
>>560669234Only if he steals Noelle's, and the comments about time are before that anyways.
>>560669220>Whatever you're looking for, it isn't here.
>>560668832>Womannta but yes and I desire cute man moans. i mean, fave desires those
People sometimes wonder about why Berdly and Noelle were sleeping at the desk at the end of chapter 2 and what that means for who made the Dark Fountain but consider>When Kris and Susie leave for the Fountain Ralsei stays behind with them>Ralsei knows where everything in the Light World is>Ralsei has the ability to put people to sleep AND can fly>Ralsei has reason to want as few people knowing about the Dark Worlds as possible AND had a moment alone with Kris to possibly plan things ahead of time to do so
>>560668765https://gofile.io/d/24UyyR
>>560669158Seam sells stuff in the sheaop so maybe there's a clock we can't see
I could use a fish to hug right now
>>560669424Stuff like this is why Ralsei's my favorite character, for all his niceness and soft nature he's actually smart and knows how to work behind the scenes, even if it puts a lot of wear on him.
The dick pic posting is a ploy for women and gay men to collect more data on anons and it's clearly working. Next, they'll start asking for male anons to take pictures of themselves in skirts.
>>560669380post tits or feet and i will make a vid rn
>>560665735>unironically reccing CarnegieBro you got lost on the way to r/mensphilosophyAlso didn't Carnegie die miserable and kill himself>>560666103Masking is generally not good for you, but one tip to make the social interactions less draining is to treat it all like a game, don't treat the current conversation too seriously. People enjoy relaxing and if someone is stressed out they can feel that and it puts them off, but if someone is relaxed they're more likely to get attached to them because they want to feel that relaxation too. Be less restrictive in the kind of jokes you make and what you want to say, you'd be surprised at how positively people can react to something you thought wasn't worth bringing up (don't bring up how you busted 10 fat loads to Spamton yesterday though, they won't react positively to that). Of course, it helps if you're hanging out with people whom you have at least SOME genuine interest in. If a person is utterly boring or unpleasant to you and you're only hanging out with them out of desperation, they can subconsciously sense that desperation and it won't work out. It also helps to be more open-minded and less judgemental of people and more open to opportunities to enrich yourself and experience different facets of life through what they got to say.
>>560665736I think a lot of it is just the wig or too elaborate makeup of like obviously cardboard shoulderpads/chest piece that turn me off from them kek, and also the fact theyre 99.9999999% girls. Which is fine, they still look good but sometimes you want fave but real, or fave but male. I think moreso than most people here i have room in my heart for ooc or more out there interpretations of characters in art as long as theres sovl, pic related.>>560668426>tfw no robot to give head to
>>560669934I don't care about dick pics I have a bf. Unless if a pic gets 10 replies in a row complimenting magnum dong it's probably noting special to see.
>>560669095"He just doesnt know his full potential" is part of the "Convenience" I mentioned, there's no better excuse for weird behavior than ignorance after all. I dont like that answer because of it, he has to be hiding this stuff for a reason. Im never going to chalk up weird behavior from the man who looks like the guy who had meta awareness in the last game, says some of the same shit he said verbatim in the tutorial, and even uses the scrambled name of the protag's brother, who was also that same man from last game, as his own name, to "He didnt know"
>>560668434The truth is Ralsei lied about his backstory to make you feel bad for him
>>560670210what are your thoughts on the ones posted lately
>>560656196into my dick folder
>>560669571gofile links scare me
>>560670154'preciate it
>>560669380alright here you gohttps://voca.ro/14H72GLlTJfg
>>560670448Its literally just catbox but with folders
>>560670364I just posted my thoughts, I'm not even looking until the whole thread reacts to one. A single solitary (you) on a dickpic? I can imagine it without opening it.
>>560669095The gap between chapters being real would be odd since the game still needs to be playable and understandable for people who only play it when it's done so maybe it's some shit where all the information in his head causes him to experience time strangely or experience events out of order or something
>>560670154>Bro you got lost on the way to r/mensphilosophy also didn't Carnegie die miserable and kill himselfSomeones angy at being asked to self improve
>>560671273She would totally stack donuts on me
>>560670642Probably why toby only mentioned it the one time, since he went back on releasing 3-5 all at once he's scared of fucking up the lore by not being able to follow through with a release. Also because of that I found it really funny when people took the "11 years" thing as confirmation for how long the game would take, to me that was more clearly Toby trying to set himself a more unrealistic date that he cant possibly fuck up after that "Maybe tomorrow, maybe in 2 years" line sans had in ch2
>>560670253I don't exclude the possibility of him holding back, escpecially with him trying his best to be a pacifist. In fact, him destroying the fake Gerson is definitely a hint of how he consciously holds a lot of destructive power that he simply doesn't use. But I also think someone else holds the key to certain powers of his. Ralsei doesn't seem to be the mastermind type, however competent he is, and his creator may have chosen to keep some of his abilities hidden in order not to compromise the mission, should Ralsei's budding emotions get the best of him. >>560670642>all the information in his head causes him to experience time strangely or experience events out of order or somethingYeah, it's possible. Or maybe jumping between episodes specifically just causes time dilation regardless of the real-world time.
>>560670184>also the fact theyre 99.9999999% girlsReal. I MUST have some manttatons on my folder but it's not exactly easy to tell...
>>560670424What number are we at now
>>560670424Can you add my lock to the dick folder
NEWSLETTER NOW NEWSLETTER NOW BABY WANTS NEWSLETTER NOW!!!! NOW!!!!!! NEWSLETTER FOR BOABY!!!!! TOBY GIVE NWESALETTER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
So is it a requirement for being a /utg/ moid to be sub 5?
Probably just needs just a couple more dick rotors, maybe a dick wheel or two.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7abReXKTP6A
>i don't look at dickpics>unless it looks goodcrypto-thirsty faglord.
>>560668434Im done with Ralsei. Its crazy how the reveal Ralsei knows everything didnt explain anything. Fuck you toothpaste boy, keep smiling.
>>560671691I'm at least a sub 6, thank you very much
>>560671691Im unironically a 7-8
>>560665567abloo bloo boo
One interesting tidbit is how Ralsei is initially adamant about keeping *ACTs as Kris's own special thing before Susie forces him into learning R-Action, combined with Kris's neurosis about not having Magic in the Dark WorldLike isn't that such an oddly personal thing to know and to try and make friends with Kris with
>>560671691I'm probably a four, I just have a big dick.
>>560665849>>honor is now "autism">you make me sad, anon.
Sex with evil old women
>>560671846More fluffy boy for the rest of us.
>>560671691I'm unironically going to be a wizard soon.
>>560672256>this is what temturd was attracted to when he wasn't busy plotting to stalk real life women Glad he got flushed but it's a shame he had to ruin so many faves on the way out.
Twitter is still seething about groomer dess
>>560672114Ralsei does know a lot about Kris in general, seems to be a part of his program. Also, the general fact that a lot of times when Ralsei's thrust out of his comfort zone have to do with Susie kinda reinforce the fact she's an outlier to the Prophecy.
>>560672457ontologically evil homophobe Carol is the worst interpretation of her too
>>560672504I only hope there will be some lewd art from all this seething
This is an ontological gun.
Groomer dessknight this, groomer carol knight that, what about groomer papyrus knight?
>>560670530I did enjoy that, thank you.
>>560672256I love her>>560672457I don't think about him anymore and you don't have to either
>>560672702Everyone got their fill from Undertale already
>>560669571I remember this cumshot
>>560672860Ok but tbf papyrus grooming kris is a natural continuation of the papyrus being a pedophile to frisk in undertale thing
>this wasn't in the Prophecy
>>560673096Papyrus is the Michael Jackson of UTDR, after his death people are gonna argue about just how much he loved kids
>>560669571What do you think it's gonna do, bite you?
carols BEAUTIFUL a cup breasts
>>560672702Papyrus being a lolicon is an old and busted joke plus who could blame him?
>>560672702papyrus is ugly so I dont want to see him fuck lolis. i only want to see cute boys/men fuck lolis.
https://www.undertalesymphony.com/#usaanyone wanna come see this with me?
>>560673634Based
>>560673634Plus Papyrus has better targets
If the knight was confirmed to groom kris and to be:>dess knight: you'd get more groomer dess art from this conclusion>papyrus knight: continuation of papyrus pedophile jokes, this conclusion would be extremely funny because everybody who said they aborted genocide because of papyrus will seem stupid because they pussied out of the geno run over a literal canon pedophile.>rudy knight: expect a drop in knight x kris art, however it will ultimately make animations like the rudy raping noelle thing age really well>alvin knight: expect a lot of "of course the priest is grooming a teen lmao" jokes>carol knight: i feel like there would be carol grooming kris art if this were to happen to her>noelle knight: kino conclusion because the snowgrave kriselle art that will come out of it will be fantastic>asgore knight: desu there would be more asgore x asriel art from this conclusion than asgore x kris art
>>560673849>Two Texas locations>Have work on both daysI was I wish a NEET and living off welfare like you guys.
>>560673849they have it in my city, wow
>>5606715845, just started collecting>>560671610sure
>>560674179Sorry Texas anon. I'm debating get tickets to the new jersey show.
Undertale's final dungeon was spooky and scary like Earthbound'sI want Deltarune's final dungeon to be intense, oppressive and metal as hell like Cave Story's
>>560674383Oh, I thought you were dickdossier anon
>>560672664This is an osteological gun
>>560674539I hope the final standoff gets to schizoboss levels of bullet hell
i'm going fucking insane why does rouxls's ch1 shop ui work entirely different from every other mechanic in the game when it asks you to either sell or buy why why why it's making translating so difficult why is it doing this to me i've been stuck on this for ages why why
>>560673950dont think mettaton is groomable, that whore. papyrus however seems like he needs to have his hand held when crossing the road.
>>560674707Consider me his disciple
>>560673849I don't want to say the name of the concert location where I live but I also want to know if anyone lives where I live maybe I could just seek anons out by smell in the theater
>>560674832Tony's Trick!
>>560674870Given the king mettaton ending, he's more likely to groom than to be groomed
Alphys groomed Mettaton
>>560675064Nah, alphys would've groomed mettaton into becoming a subby kawaii kitty ears slave
>>560675060BECAUSE IN THIS WORLD, IT'S~
>>560674914Understandable. If any anons happen to go to the nj show know that we will be in the same room however I do shower occasionally so my scent will probably be drowned out by the other concertgoers.
why thread so bad today
>>560675271And that one guy? Me.
>>560675271
thread was excellent today
>>560673864>master1200
Thread was about average today
>>560675359Grooming is the hip new thing, all the kids are doing it
There was a thread
Yesterday was a better thread.
>>560675458I could never be fucked with making a pixiv account>image dimensions are the same anyway but somehow half the file size>>560675556Wronge
>>560675359Bad as in it sucks or bad as in the "how bad can i be?" song type of bad (which is cool)?
>>560675064alphys brushing mettatons hair is cute cute
Can't seem to find my waySomeone tell me what to sayEverything I do is wrongI'm so bad
thread bad but not as bad as yesterdaytoday bad be driving jokes into ground varietyyesterday bad was twitter bad
Michael Jackson's Bad (/utg/ edition)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiQwbiNnSo4
i love them
WOHOOO MONTREAL! I'M GOING TO THE UNDERTALE CONCERT!
Update from Toby https://bsky.app/profile/tobyfox.undertale.com/post/3mek4zudw6s25
>>560676793They're pretty great.
>>560677012July 2026. Take it or leave it.
>>560677012>indefinite amount of time
>>560677012>That'll be all from me on this subject for a while...Well, that makes it sound like we're not getting a newsletter until release/release date announcement. That would mean the Chapter's close to being done, at least... Probably.
>>560677012>indefinite testing The whole game is indefinite I don't know why he bothers attaching silly things like numbers and "time" to his concept of game development.
>>560677012calling it now, it comes out earlier than december but after summer
>>560677012>The actual testing period will last for an indefinite amount of time. After that, the game needs to get approved on consoles and we need to do various other things to prepare for release.That'll be all from me on this subject for a while...https://youtu.be/8HnB4SUJ4tA
Hey, that just means we have more time to spend with each other! Right? RIGHT?
>>560677207>most of the development team has moved on from Chapter 5Sounds like it's pretty much done
>>560677349
>>560677349ああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ
>>560677349yes babe
>>560677349think all of the different types of food on top of penises you will see until ch5!
>>560677349i've already been using this place less and less recently, i don't think i'll be around here much longer
>>560677349Yeah, but we COULD be spending time with each other while talking about Chapter 5, which would be way cooler.
HHH RGHBR HGHAAAAAA HRHRN BHGTHRJRN AHAHHRRA RRAAHHHHHHHH HHNRHAGGHHA AHHAAAAAA AAAAAA HNRGHHRHRHHHHHH AAAGHFAAGHARRAAHHAAAA HHHH
The wait.gif is almost two years old already.
it has been 2,694 days since chapter 1 was released
I've been here for 10 years.
>>560675739>depressed Mettaton lying face down in his dressing room>no inspiration in sight, the show's growing stale, this ugly soul doesn't deserve this beautiful body, yadda yadda>all the staff have gone home, he's been alone at the studio with the lights off for god knows how long>in a sudden moment of clarity, he realizes his battery's almost drained>he wakes up to the feeling of his hair being brushed>not how it usually feels when he lets someone else do it - those are professionals, clean and clinical>right now, the strokes are slow and a little unsteady>whoever is doing it hardly does this often>but the fact someone cared to do this, it feels...>the word eludes him for a moment>..."motherly"?>he finally gets enough power to reactivate his vision>a familiar silhouette fades in slowly>"Alphys...">"Um... Y-you missed tea time.">Alphys chuckles awkwardly, fiddling with the brush still in her hands>maybe life is not so bad
>>560677349I hope some of you get torn apart by wolves before the new chapter releases
>>560656196Are you the guy who posts dick pics from gofile?
>toby finds out his fandom is sperging out over dess grooming >immediately literally the next day announces it's going to take even more time for the game to release now I knew yesterday's thread would come at a cost but of course toby was lurking and needed to jingle keys before anything else happened.
>>560676793The boys of mystery
>>560677842And I've never had sex the whole time!
>>560677349More time to look at pictures of Kris.
notice how all of the cocks being posted are uncut, europeans are truly degenerates
>>560678242europenas :)
>>560678242europeans are FUCKING BASED???
Chapter 5? *urp* I haven't seen it in a while... *burp*
when will twitter start theorizing about asriel grooming kris
>>560678242the dry one with the pringles is cut
>>560678517Which one now?
if you're vaguely twink-shaped, have a cute face, and into fat fucks hmu because I need someone to look at me like this.
>>560678596>>560667669
nvm they deleted it lol
>>560678216Krisp y Creme
>>560677012TOBY FUCK YOU FUCKINGNIGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
>>560676136YOUR CHAPTER'S MINEGONNA HOLD DOWN RIGHTJUST SHOW YOUR FAVEIN BROAD DAYLIGHTI'M CASTING DOUBTON IN-GAME TEXTGONNA SCHIZO OUTABOUT KRIS'S SEXSPAMTONSPAMTONCHARITY MONEYALRIGHTPAY FOR IT NOWAND YOU GET FIVE FOR FREEBUT THE TEASER SPRITE'SJUST A CHRISTMAS TREEWELL THEY SAY THAT DEV TIME'S GOINGAND IT'S INDEFINITELY TRUEBUT MY FRIEND I'M TOO RETARDEDI'LL GET ANGRY THEN RAPE YOU BECAUSE I'M FATI'M FATFAT SPAMTON, OHYOU KNOW I'M FATI'M FATYOU KNOW ITYOU KNOW
>>560678719sorry you’re gonna have to eat a salad
>>560677012Development is going...!!!!!!!!
>>560678056yeah why
>>560679151Kurt Cobain specifically asked Weird Al not to make his Nirvana parody song about food or fat people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH5UMjMoTVI
Sex with evil older girls
>>560679282going, going, gone.
>>560678859>Missed itWill kill myself if no one reuploads
>"Deveropment?">*Raughs*
>>560677692you'll come crawling back
>>560679407It was a tiny brown cock, you missed nothing
>>560679370She looks like she pressures peers into smoking marijuana.
>>560679450Remember, you're fat spamton forever
>>560677982I love this so much anon <3
>>560665849Honor is arbitrary and hypocritical. Who decides the standards of honor? The people of the older generation that have power? Am I, a jaded 21st century post-industrial society liver, supposed to believe that all these boomers came to power in totally honest and honorable ways, and never backstabbed or manipulated anyone and never abused their power?
>>560678242I want my foreskin back.
>>560679407it was a black penis on top of a plate with chips, not nearly as funny as donutdick
>>560679407I thought I set it for one day, idk why it's already gonehttps://litter.catbox.moe/hrmrdl1tuqg6tjmz.jpg>>560679548I'll have you know that it's very large.
>>560678384please more silly toby deepfakes they would make for great reaction gifs. I need one of toby becoming japanese. and one of him doing like an anime dance or something
>>560677982very sweet
Despite being 40% of the thread, /utg/ men are responsible for 99.9% of all genitalia posting.
>>560677527Omg! It's Ayin from LobCorp!
>>560679960What a horribly misogynistic thread.
>>560678242Huh? I'm American and uncut
>>560679793No timestamp? How can we know it's you?
>>560679960/utg/ men are responsible for 90% of dicks posted
Toby definitely saw what's been happening on twitter
>>560680312everyone blames /utg/ so he comes here and gets ambushed by phallusthe perfect plan
>>560679960Well yeah, if you've see the deranged shit people do to women who post their nudes on the internet you wouldn't do it either. Then again I'm a guy and I'd be way too uncomfortable letting 4channers see my dick, even if that was somehow something anybody even asked for
>>560679762I'm not black the lighting just makes my penis look darker than it is, and it's already the darkest part of my body.
>>560679049
>>560680312He tries to act cool and aloof and Japanese but he's very reactionary whenever his fans do something dumb or make him look bad.He needed people to talk about anything else.
>>560680312What's happening on twitter? I don't want to use that Muskrat site
>>560680573groomer dess escaped containment
>>560679049NOOOO KRISDONT EAT THAT DONUT THATS NOT CREAM
>>560679651>>560679921Glad you guys liked it
faves sleep schedule is all fucked up
>>560675271and that one guy was Toby Fox
>>560679960/utg/ is the male genitalia general, /funkg/ is the female genitalia general, /5n@f/ is the barbie doll smooth crotch general
>>560680550This is real though. In HS I had so many random boners and it was hell
I can't believe I' stuck with you bozos for 67 more months
>>560680973>>560680973>>560680973Hop on
bake a new bread
>>560680976You're not stuck with anything, you just love schizophrenics and dick pics.
>>560680550I'd do anything to see his homesmut fave pics
>>560679758I think if fave had a foreskin fave wouldnt be so bored during sex and not be so tired with porn fave can only get a rise out of extreme Kris In Deltarune gore vomit ntr rape etc porn
>>560678719hey
