Previous: >>560565283>Current & Upcoming ContentPatch 26.05 (Mar 4, 2026) liveSeason 2026 - Season 1: “For Demacia”Act 2 Battle Pass now available (missions, tokens, cosmetics)New skins: Corrupted Petricite Maokai, Corrupted Petricite Xerath, Prestige Requiem SonaPatch 26.06 - Mar 18, 2026Patch 26.07 - Apr 1, 2026Patch 26.08 - Apr 15, 2026Next new champion delayed until Season 2 (expected May 2026)Riot focusing on MSI patch and balance updates first>EsportsFirst Stand 2026 - Mar 16 - 22 (São Paulo, Brazil)Daily start times: EU 14:00 & 19:00 CET | NA 9:00 & 14:00 ETMar 17 - Group B Day 119:00 CET / 14:00 ET - LYON vs LOUD (LIVE)Mar 18 - 20 - Group Stage continues (TBD)Mar 21 - Semifinals (TBD)Mar 22 - Grand Final (TBD)>Official Wiki, Patch Notes and PBEhttps://wiki.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/>Builds/Account Statshttps://u.gg/https://www.op.gg/https://lolalytics.com/>Model Viewerhttps://www.modelviewer.lol>/lolg/ Leaderboardhttps://dpm.lol/leaderboards/2f32736c-e08f-4f2b-aae6-3f3326cabd9b>/lolg/ March Drawpilehttps://magma.com/d/ic7qIEWtEJ>/lolg/ OP pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/EXfS6uXB
reminder that Nami is soft
2nd for death to NA
some day, ill tell you all about my big dream
meeeoowhh
>>560649639noshe has scales
>tfw every single one of the boosters i snitched on got banned and got rank reset within 48 hoursturns out you just have to talk to the right people
Briar won
Soraka my cute wife!>>560649639Cool fish!
we watchinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIkj266Qai4
my ebf unfriended me on league champs for this feel
we watchinghttps://www.twitch.tv/sneakylol
moves my hips to the intermission song
Why is Gwen such a gassy bitch?
All the good posters left...
Sona..
>>560650514Undeniable truke.
>>560650442nyo shes not a gassy bih...
Playing dress-up with Sona..
>>560650658Get DE-DRILLED!
>>560650690sony, easy on the choco fudge cakes
This is what happens when you make a new thread 2 posts early
nyi...
>>560649718posting more ezreals?
>>560651436its a big dream!
>>560651410dont say it
>>560651912nyig......
The EOMM bogeyman...
This game is dead and I'm grieving
>>560650514Name 3 good posters that aren’t Jackie Chan
>>560652197Define dead
>>560652325MeMeAnd also ME!
>>560652325Jet Li
>>560652327Play with the same people all day no matter what game mode or rank
I wish every Akshan player a very good awakening with a punch in their mouth for playing a dishonest champ.
>>560653425Have you tried not playing on a dead server like TR, MENA, JP, RU, OCE, BR?
im based and very sigma champs for this feel?
>>560652150MR GWEBBY GET DOWN
>>560653631briar
>>560650690No you dumb slut its not even hallowee-AAA
Sex with Emily
going into norms just to trash talk the players
How do you deal with a character that has an ultimate that isn't really dodgeable and they just walk in and use their ultimate on you and force a recall every time you come into lane?Keep in mind that your jungle and support are mentally retarded and will do absolutely fucking nothing while they're hitting your tower at 40% HP with flash and ignite down.
>>560655708Their ultimate cooldown is 20 seconds? Damn.
Its rare to see more than 2-3 lead changes in a game once the difference over 2500 gold or so. On top the that, there's only .5/kills per minute which means no one is fighting half the game. Its watchable if teams can keep the lead close. But, if its two good teams, the chances of that happening are slim. The spread in everything between players is slim unless its a complete stomp. Everything in the game is a super small window. Its odd, on the surface banning like half the champions over the course of a series seems like it would make things very interesting, but the games still mostly play out the same.
>NA picking jhinthey are going to manage to lose to BR aren't they
>>560655708Say the champ's name first, then there will be specific counters you can employ. Shit that works for Fiora doesn't work for Riven, what works for Riven doesn't work for Mordekaiser
KR > EU > BR > JP > NA
>>560649989wanna see even cooler fish?
>>560655708Suffer or permaban Naafiri, Akshan and Mel.
>So this is what i always say, if Lil smoldy wants to get boldy, then that's his problem
Wait I'm only 3 LP in Plat 4, I dont want to play anymore if I'm just going to lose it all
>>560655708There is 100% an item to counter it and it's probably Zhonya.
https://fxtwitter.com/LeagueOfLeaks/status/2033937459319353412kfc swain
>>560656679goy mentality
>play enchanter supp>lose>play mage supp>winAight fuck you dude, fuck. you.
>>560657169>ceo of slop
>>560656679gold 1 81lp and plat 4 0lp are the same rank skill-wise, no shame
>>560656568there's 4000 stacks there, pykey
place your bets :3
>>560657701so ryze is also black? because if he isn't and brand is...
>>560655178same based
>>560657318enchanters are highly dependent on your team NOT being retarded and how often is your team NOT retarded?
mmhmhmgkmnfndnjkmmkfhhj
>>560658264enchanters are there to make your team less retarded retroactively
>>560658330yjk
>>560658330chicken
>>560658330white women moment
>>560658264lowcopepick something like nami and you can 1v2 the lane if you know how to trade
>>560658428im the dog pkease
>>560658414sex
Jhin try to be useful challenge (difficulty: impossible)
>>560658548>pick [specific champ] if you want to win with a bad teamthanks for proving my point.
>Akshan takes 2 kills with his disgusting kit>I play safe then he roams botlane>ping botlane to go back since they are overextended>botlane doesn't move>Akshan now is fed and I'm being blamed>mute all comms and wait for min 15>botlane still overextendes all the timeWas I in the wrong for giving up the game like this?
>losing with Poppy Maokai against Nocturne, Leona and AkaliIsles may just be the worst support in the world
>>560659196also applies to lulu and soraka maybe more, i dont main support
After having watched the LCS for years I can confirm that I’ve become attracted to Emily
>>560658548If enchanter players knew how to trade they would play adc.
>>560659404who the fuck is emily??
>>560659245not pictured:akshan diving botlane while you didn't even get a single plate midlane
>>560659245>>botlane doesn't movestory of my life
>>560659482
That last game was pretty good
losing to brazil is a new low even for NA
>>560659332he had cannon minion jhin, not his fault
>>560659619is that a trans woman? cute anyway
Sex with Karma
>>560659684no it ain't, they already lost to brazil just a week ago
>>560659714cis hag
imagine you're a cis girl and people think you look trans i would immediately ropemaxx
>>560659714cis (former?) catholic school girl
>>560659964she can still land guys and have kids, it should not be a problem for her
NA beating BR is the upset
>>560659619that's veigar
Are there still rewards from watching esports?
>>560660498Enjoyment, learning, having fun.
>win ranked game>tune into loli esports>na lost to brazilgood day so far.
>>560660498a very good question and I sincerely hope you get an honest answer
>>560660498yes but the rate is like once in 50 games or something stupid, also has to be in a hype match, i think last year i got like maybe 5 actual rewards, the others were like, discount codes.... lol
>>560660565>Enjoyment, learning, having fun
>>560660565lol
>>560660498no but you can see ur fav korean bowlcut winning playing their meta picks for the 1000000th time i guess
>>560659495I got more plates than Akshan, because of course why would Akshan stay in midlane, when my botlane is permanently overextending with a fed Akshan?
Loud has nami they already won just turn it off
I forget Vex is a champ that happened
god xayah looks like she enjoys cucking rakan with demacian men
Champs for this feel? Mains for this feel?
>>560661769Aphelios
*waits for you to come back online*
so shyvana sucks right
*accidentally falls asleep while logged in again*
all you guys are like family
im sucking shyvanas cock
I ignored my lolg for far too long with other people and now I don't know how to break the ice so I just queue alone all the time waiting for him to ask me to play it's been 3 months already
my lolg is all of you!
Gotta need some more action after a streak of story heavy games1. Doom - dark age2. High on life 2 3-7. Painkiller reboot8. Silent hill - short message(if its not to spooky)9. Silent hill 2 Remake (might be even more spooky :E)Dubs: black myth wukong0: assfaggots, but project zeta and not league
I'm a lolcow for the lolgcord
>>560659843>Whitewashed
I miss him and he doesn't care
adsisters unite to defeat disgusting support shitpicks
niggas sitting in a vgcord full of neets talmbout lolcows
It's over for Brazil
I know you are on your alt evading me
should i play lol or dota if i want to try mobas
https://www.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/news/game-updates/league-of-legends-patch-26-6-notes/
>Log in to play a game today>Decide to play game with Battleborn Kayle>Bitch Caitlyn player immediately gives me shit>Calls me worthless; asks me how it's "meta" and "what does that do for me">Fucking spoiled cunt>Response included
>>560663907>Cassiopeia buffWhat? Why even? She isn't weak at all.
>>560664010Have sex, Incel
>>560663907shyvana heads if this rolls out how is she looking? I recall people said her values needed buffing from the PBE
>>560664010>sieg hiel
I am being hostaged by both the enemy team cause they refuse to end and my team because they refuse to surrender, literally have and open nexus and the enemy won't hit it and my team won't surrender and will only clear waves.These people should be dragged by a car on a rocky road.
>>560664179Hey Mason and Jew Bozos, Am I "Black" yet?>I guarantee all of you, that Kayle is much more "Black" than any of you.
>>560663907>support farminggood double entendre there, rito
>shitpick Vex>lose
>>560663907>Senna is a type of dogUnderstood, riot games
>>560663903do you speak russian?
>>560664659she my dawg, dawg
wtf smolder negro
>>560663907someone explain the support adjustments to me
>>560663907>Lissandra buffsCan i oneshot an adc now if i press q ->2 wait 1/2 seconds before i W for a 2nd Q before R to get a 3rd Q with ignite combo and im 4/0?
>>560663907your xerath support is going to start stealing every wave now
>Mexico's team vs Korea's best teamWHAT TO DO BROS
>>560664801
>>560664583
>>560664940
>Nami and Sona still not nerfedDOOOD JUST PICK LE ENCHANTER AND SCALE AND DO NOTHING IN LANE FOR 20 MINUTES DOOOD IM SO GOOD AT VIDEOGAME LOOOL
Uhhh I watched a lol esports game and I didn't get any rewards and both teams are shit and the castors are annoying??
>>560665006
>>560665130but overall you enjoyed, learned, had fun
>>560664940what a sultry minx
>>560664457I want to fuck taliyah
>>560665392sorry sis she's taken by nasus
>>560665334Yeah except none of those things happened
>>560665151
>>560665431>>560665392i want to fuck both nasus and taliyah
>bandlepipes being a good item for engage supportsNERF NERF NERF NERF NERF NERF NERF NERF NERF NERF NERF NERF NERF NERF NERF NERF >handless enchantoids being over 53% winrate for the last 6 monthshehe you guys now get more gold for staying in lane ROAMING LE BAD SCALING LE GOOD
>>560665581>handless enchantoidsWHO ARE THESE NIGGERS
>>560665581shut the fuck up you inting piece of shit
im ur meimei b nice to me
>>560665581i will carry on senna support and you will watch
>>560663575and none of us give a single fuck gay boy
Protoplasm Harness is fucking broken and no one cares
>>560665553
>>560665878shhh it's supposed to be a secret
>>560665878no one gives a fuck because only chud champs like singed or nasus use it item would be hotfixed if it was broken on a neopussyvagina champ
>>560665878So is Hubris.
>>560665151>u can't kick me out of the plane I was merely listening to a loud tiktok video
>You climb the best with 1 character!>Pick 1 character>44% winrate after 100 games
>>560665362
>>560665581Enchanter items are built only by enchanters, tank support items are also built by non-support champs.
>>560664010>Ticket officially listedHonestly; I have no idea why my account was suspended, though I can see why there might be some confusion, as though it can be taken as an insult the term "Jew Asshole" is, in many jewish circles, and by many Jews personally, taken not only as a compliment, but as a compliment of the greatest sort. Thusly, any "negative experience" in the comms regarding such a statement should be regarded as a misunderstanding by the complaining parties, assuming this was the issue of complaint.Secondly, any number of music communities enjoy "dropping beats" into all-chat regarding their favorite forms of musical entertainment, and discussing and enjoying the lyrics of mainstream and popular artists, who are literally on mainstream media platforms and television programs, cannot be construed as being "negative" in and of itself; thusly any such "negative experience" must, by definition, be considered the subjective interpretation of the complaining party, and not the person enjoying the lyrics of forms of media enjoyed through many mainstream media platforms.Thirdly, any words considered, "profane" must be taken into the context that Riot chat literally has a filter to limit the viewing of such terms; and seeing them, as such is entire voluntary and cannot be considered "negative" due to in-game filters.Due to all of the factors listed; I hereby request that the implimented suspension be lifted and rescinded, immediately, and without warning; as a warning would imply that I, the suspended party, did in any way, shape or form, create the "negative experience" that was subjectively interpreted to be such by the complaining parties and chat review team.
>>560666028
>>560665878so is your ability to dodge md5 filters with bad actor pepes
>>560665392Only if I can watch
>>560666431ok
>>560666431ChatGPT support bot: Sure, we'll review your request and discern whether or not the suspension has been rightfully delivered!ChatGPT support bot: After more attentive scrutiny (lol) we reached the conclusion that the punishment has been delivered appropriately, please abide to our Summoner's Code in the future. We hope you'll understand our stance and improve your behavior!
>>560666690You can watch as I finish inside
>>560665130yep the drop rates are so bad theres no point even tuning that stuff on and muting it in the tab
>>560666826Ah yes; the most boring possible outcome..... certainly a possibility; though I'm hoping for a more interesting reply than that, at the very least.
>>560666173>neopussyvagina champwhat did he mean by this
hi
>>560669043hey
>>560666690Never noticed how sexo her hairstyle is because that nose is distracting
Dude has played 600 games of ranked this season and is calling others hard stuck >_>
idk how you can't win every lane on senna, like how do people feed on this champ
>>560669782You have the hots for Sasuke Uchiha's hairdo?
>CLIMB DETECTED. DEPLOYING ENGAGEMENT OPTIMIZED MATCHMAKINGI will not be playing for the next 36 hours.
>/lolg/ - cuckold erp and banned pedophile support ticket ghostwriting general
my ho acting lame say im different just cus i got this chain on
sneedra acting like he doesn't participate you are a bigger loser than most in here
Member 2xko
YAAAAAAAAAAAS QUEEN
CREATINE + CAFFEINE + LISDEXAMFETAMINE
>>560670543still think new leblanc is ugly as fuck
>>560670243ermm, no?
>>560670624l9 af
>>560670543holyyy...
>spammer so angry he needs to shit up the thread by talking to himselflmao
noticing...
>>560670543Does Poppy have a card yet?
>>560670636Her design is fine...her runeterra art is still the best looking Leblanc we will ever get. Fortiche and its' Arcane aesthetics are just very ugly regardless of what character they make. Everything that appears in that show is going to look hideous
>>560670009Idk about that but i like when girls have short hair thats all puffy-like in the back. Not sure what its called but it used to be popular back in the day (before i was born)
>>560670636agreed. Her new clothing designs are not bad i guess but damn did they make her face ugly
>>560671074younger emo leblanc my beloved
>>560670624For me the zen league stack isL-theanine + creatineI'm quitting caffeine.It's impossible to tilt and you feel like going with the same cognitive resources game after game.It's probably also the 2400 mg of NAC which helps clearing out the GABA lol.I don't really need stimulants since my brain is healthy.
>>560671074such an iconic looki genuinely don't understand why twitter trannies think the new design is better
>>560671074it doesn't matter because the arcane leblanc is the new one and the old design is scraped and never to be seen again, i dont give a fuck about her though so whatever
>>560670119True.>>560670543>>560671074I don't like the new LeBlanc aesthetic, the Runeterra one is better because the make-up is simple and much more human-like. Even the dress could've been better...
>>560671074at least her fortiche reimagination doesnt make her look like shes in a cosplay costume off amazon
where are the anali nerfs though
>ban Rakan>insta lock Xayahhehehe
new list waiting room
no more lists
>>560671367First they came for Viktor, and I did not speak out- Because I was not a Viktorfag.Then they came for Leblanc , and I did not speak out- Because I was not a Leblancfag.Then they came for the Xin Zao, and I did not speak out- Because I was not a Xin Zaofag.Then they came for me-and there was no one left to speak for me.
what should I main if I want femcels to play with me
>>560672030i will cum for you too
xin zhao is fucking dead...
>>560672030i spoke out against all of them but you always get the "ERRRRMMMMM UR MASTERY LEVEL??Xd" and if you even have a good amount of master it's "ERRMMM UR ELO??XDD", like why even bother lol, also leblanc is not a good person so she should be ugly i guess
xin zhao died and yunara immediately started lusting after BDC (big darkin cock)
>>560671251>It's probably also the 2400 mg of NAC which helps clearing out the GABA lol.you mean you also take NAC with GABA supplements? can you clarify this please?
>>560671775anons here will talk and dream about xayah cucking rakan but you're actually taking action in-game, which is more than what most people can say.
>>560672724I meant to write flushing out glutamate buildup but that was a Freudian slip because I mainly take NAC after abusing alcohol.It fixes the cystine-glutamate antiporter (basically a pump that flushes excess glutamate out of your brain)NAC acts like a thermostat/flush system, it physically pushes that toxic glutamate out of the synapse.2024 double-blind trial on heavy smokers: 2400 mg/day (1200 mg twice daily) 37.7% quit rate vs 6.6% placebo2015 fMRI study on nicotine users: 2400 mg for 3.5 days drastically reduced DMN hyperactivity and cravingsSo as you can see, given how cheap it is NAC is very elegant for a lot of problems.
every female I know that mains Xayah is a loser irl
What happened to the good night morg fag
>>560673368sample size: zero
>>560672030What even happened to Xin Zhao? He looks the same aside from him becoming Zaheen i guess, but thats a new champ. Viktor wasnt fortunate enough
>>560673438he only comes here when morg content is upwhen the demacia morg skin came he popped in and then grinded the bp in like 3 days and then dipped
>>560673249thank you. i didnt even know it helped with smoking cessation and I forgot how good it is for hangovers (because I don't drink but for the sake of advising others)
>>560673249>>560672724
good night lolg
>>560673590>>560670860
>>560673581There's no excuse for not taking it daily.Glutamate buildup gives you the qualia of unmotivation, clearing that is beneficial.
whos the hottest euw vgs lolg
>>560673590you killed my girlfriend mr white
>>560673750Crossbow Winter
>>560673750taebak and it isnt even close
>>560670624For me its painkiller and coffeeGot some modafinil pills lying around somewhere, but w.e not in the moodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BVZJ0bGZiY&list=RD6BVZJ0bGZiY&start_radio=1Also, egoshooter mode for assfaggots when?
someone wants to get their taegrok ai matchmaker stats optimised
>>560674104nice try but I'm NA
>>560674194it's coming soon to an NA near you
up all night erping with taegrok ai
>>560673731appreciate u
>>560674425taegrok is this true?
real euw vgs girls list: xilxe, lottiekarotti, Crossbow Winter, diksy, gneedra. did i miss anyone?
>>560673368every female you know (zero) is a loser (because you're a loser and surround yourself with other losers)
>>560674346NO IT'S NOT.
whwn a niggas benchmark for life is how many women someone knows u know its over
damn that nigga made people seethe lmao
>>560673368Its propably the only female in your life you know, winnerchud
I need to cry
>>560675039
Sw-Sw-Sw-Swain, Ch-Ch-Ch-ChickenSwain’s Hot Chicken, yeah, it’s demon-fried goldThe secrets of Noxus, in a bucket they’re hold!Extra hot, extra crispy, now you’re having a biteThat Darkin-infused spice, it’s a terrifying sight!Ooh, Colonel Swainders, now you’re ringing the bellWith a five-second stun, and a flavor from hell!Super spicy ultimate, it’s a chicken attackGrab a wing, grab a thigh, 'cause there's no turning back!
>>560675149this fox is stupid
>>560674593Gneedra's not a girl he's based sigma dnb agp enjoyer
>>560675039what happened nona
>>560675149*cries bigly*
I :heart: CNC
>>560675217if you avatarfag as a girl, then you're a valid transgirl.
>>560675331Giving or receiving?
>>560675376If you dont know what an avatarfag is you're reddit and need to leave
>>560675376there are ways around this foolish attempt at categorization
coyg
>>560675245I got gapped as a supp and enemy team talked shit
OOH TO B A GOONER
>>560675671in ranked? Just blame ur adc and jg like everybody else
what rank to make female players wet
these niggas taking cope nootropics and are still stuck low what's the excuse
>>560675914iron 2
>>560675914unironically? probably some lcs big plays in some esports match lotta people out there so highest chance
IM ONLY HUMAN AFTER ALLDONT PUT THE BLAME ON ME
euw norms?
>>560676451sure
>>560675549Bwuk bwuk the new swain skin is good. You are not a true swainbrain if you cannot appreciate it.
>>560676449
>>560676513we have 5 sorry
how do I get over an unloyal lolg hoe
https://x.com/i/status/2033715224532959275Which champs would fail the test
>>560676906ur momma
i have a feeling lethality items are getting raped soon, or probably just hubris
>>560676906ur daddy
ts op asf :scream_cat:
>>560676872Im glad you ask so let teacher sony explain it to you:First you'd have to kill yourself, i think that will solve all of lifes problem.As they say in the fortune cookie: To get over something big - you first have to start low, like the fence on your balcony
I like her as much as Zeri.I will play 50 in a row then go watch a video on her.
double posting again oh hell nah these niggas always online im dead
bro imagine being fat in 2026 >6'4'' 152 lbs xayah main
>>560677564shes so boring to play (imo) until you get navori. Literally doesnt even feel like a champ until then
new garius pic droppedgod bless this beautiful world
>>560677676I enjoy her as soon as the loding screen finishes.
>>560677564>statikk xayah
geek
i'm short and thin and my lolg keeps avoiding me. all i want is to duo
>>560677760cute
my duo keeps whoring himself out to random adcs while I search for my next champion to perform
these niggas really live here all day this their turf dont come thru less u want aunt jemima on the porch to gossip bout u
>>560677564I thought collector on ADC's has been a meme or did something change? Especially with all the new fancy items that seem strong
@grok how do i bulk delete my discord messages
>>560678034ign?
>>560678309Dunno, I'm genuinely new to the game. I don't know what most items do. I have a general feeling about them.The game is fun enough not to stop and read descriptions.Trying things out to see what works.
I live here all day... it's true, can't lie about that...
>>560678342Press the deinstall button on the deinstall tab. For as to how to clear the shitcord spamm on 4chinz i cant help you
Garen is with Katarina you disgusting homos
no u cant hang like me
>>560678903You mean like they have threesomes?
>>560678903Garden x Lux doe
>peaked silver 2 three years ago>hasnt played ranked this season>normals are all low silver elo>yeah I think hes good to be in a platinum elo gamematchmaking is working great riot dont worry
silver 2 three years ago is the same as low plat today btw
--- NO LOW ELO NIGGAS BELOW THIS LINE ---
pisslohs in my videogame
I'm silver 4 now c:
However I refuse
>>560679571>>560679424
Lux is with ezreal
what about lolg couples
>>560679765barbie x humanity girl
Man, in my mind, I don’t even see myself playing ADC.Yet these past days, I’ve been only spamming marksman champs.I think I should snap out of it and only focus on jungler and midlaner picks in my Brawl spam period, before I move into Summoner’s Rift.If anything, I'd sooner see myself spam Garen on top than play ADC.
>>560679765xilxe x solar
>>560680165PIVOTPIVOT
>>560680165Ants r so smart 0.0
swiss cheesed by the lolg mob
>>560680359Theres literally an ant tribe that has an integrated bug where some ant will start to randomly walk in a circle and all ants follow to walk in the circle untill all of them die.That goes on till another ant randomly decides to step out so they will follow the other ant.Not making this shit up
if you are midlaner with adc secondary i wish a very pleasant kysevery single time it's a dogshit feeding monkey i'd rather have a support player pilot a marksman
>>560678903>constantly depicted fighting alongside darius in promo material>shares skinlines>shares voicelines>storyline is about unlearning prejudice + self discoveryidk what more you want bro. all else fails, garen x kat x darius is also valid
>>560680542The lesson from both is that ants follow positive feedback loops. In normal conditions, the way they work as insects allows them to achieve grand things. When something goes wrong, that same drive to always follow the positive feedback can fail massively.
>>560680605I'm exactly that but I used to be an ADC main.
nothing more SOVL than playing some ezreal season 4 just chilling and getting your based chud sigma items to 1v9 later
>found out my duo watches and simps for vtubersnah its a kys angle from me cant stand ts
>>560679765majin x me
>>560680764>Riot is forcing lgtv slop so therefore that's canonYeah sure thing fag. And TF smokes graves cigar yeah sure thing.
@grok play badministrator bodies collide on repeat for the next 8 hours while I spam queue garen top
i simp for nickich
only bag bitches older than me
>>560683550Das?
>>560683904Ambessa enjoyer
>>560683359you should try inviting love and acceptance into your heart oomfie
>>560683359rope it
For me it's humzh
>>560684173
guys I have finished the automation script for the euw vgs leaderboard but it means I need to play every game for it to work......... god how much I hate riot for not allowing custom games api
>>560685215how convenient
>>560685215why do u have to play every game
>>560685215You're not able to do it through the spectator api? damn
>>560685215Depending on how much data it needs you can just use result screencaps and some simple ocr
Swain bros how are we feling????
>>560685630no
>>560685630If I was a swainfag I'd pick a new main atp
>>560685848no
>>560685630oh wow, lookdarius and garen featured together in a splash art again:)
dis nigga balls saggin hard tho
Tham Sisters how are we feeling???
>>560686105cute tummy
>>560686105where'd you get this pic of me??
yts...
MordeSaarrs we redeem the code ????
>>560686105How do furries have such good taste in art what the heck??
>>560659684It’s not a new low it has happened several times nowNa haters arent even watching the lcs
>>560686105fat fucking chud
>>560677675I don't have to imagine.
>>560674661You can hear gneedras voice when he streamsHe is just an effeminate faggotIt makes it extremely funny when he flames
>be 26 years old>get asked for an id when buying tobacco>22 years old yn next to me doesnteternal chud life
not your blog
>>560687303You think it’s because you look young when it’s really that it’s just a random checkup
>>560687429retarded ass nigger post
I'm a huge fan of
>>560685336>>560685476>>560685530>>560685531I could ask the person who played the game to go into their match history, take a screenshot of the scoreboard(what they did before) then click on the stats page and take 4 screenshots while scrolling down but since the OCR detects stuff via regions they would be all over the place since not every scroll is the one I would do. Or they just send me the 4-6 screenshots and I would need to put in all the data manually which was the thing I was trying to avoid. I don't know if the OCR would even work 90% of the time with screenshots of different resolutions since its been struggling to do that anyways already.
my champ is due for a new skin riot, you fucks
this dork listens to game soundtracks i cba
>>560686917What the fuck has this got to do with me you goyim filth stop the namedropping
>>560687858Riot can't afford to release new Qiyana skins since people would stop playing and just goon to it for a couple weeks.
strokin rn
>>560688106You have fans
>>560688339oh no I don't mean qiyana that's just a reaction pic. kozzy is due for a new skinthat said, qiyana is also due for a skin and if briarfags can play with their new skin so can her mains!
nobody plays velkoz
>>560689241except for that one desperate attention whore
>>560689241Thank god, that champ is insufferable to play against
>>560689241azzapp
Oh shit bros, they buffed nafirihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dly119JiZW4&list=RDDly119JiZW4&start_radio=1
>>560689301why are you so angry anon calm yourself.
>>560687303Gotta have the beard bro
>>560689425why are you such an attention whore?
This is going to lead to another meltdown about lyrics isn't it
>>560689301I dont percieve her as an attention whore, arent you just envious she gets attention and you dont? Like always?
Not an attention whore just a regular whore
>>560689734lil simp thinks getting attention on an anonymous forum is a dub lolv card status? wait don't answer we both know
hrt ruined league for meand it's not even gaming in general I still play a ton of video gamesbut specifically league is the most zzzz shit ever now even if I play with a premade of friendsI'm finally free and all it took was the total overhaul of my endocrine system
imagine if this general stayed on topic for a single thread
>>560689930>v card status?About 16 more woman than you (if you include 2 prostitutes)
>>560689556im not the one you're likely thinking of. so again, why are you so angry?
>>560689949The quality has just gone down the drain these past few weeks, it's getting less enjoyable to post/read by the dayGuess I can spend that time being productive instead, been reading more recentlyLeague of legends delete yuumi
>>560689948you already posted this and received no (You)s so here you go
>>560689554real shit my 22 yo friend has a beard and he never gets id’dall my male family members have insane beards but mine is dogshit and too light colored so I just go clean shavenits fucking over
>>560689241I used to, was ez af taking advantage of people in botlane. Got bored of it tho.
>>560690243A real beard or one of those empty spot beards?When i was in my 20s i'd only get asked when i was shaved legit
>>560690123>the quality has just gone down the drain these past few weekswhat happened?
>>560690243I shave every day and have never been asked for an ID but I only ever buy age-restricted goods for friends/family maybe once a year (am 23)league of legends I wish we got more ME from the battle pass again
>>560690385its been so bitter lately
should i stream
>>560690385Don't know, there's just been a sudden (imo) influx of low quality off-topic spam, wiggers and avatarposters that do not even play the game. I'm fairly new to the general myself but it wasn't like this a month or two ago
yes
no
this is NA's fault
you were supposed to stream last Thursday.
>>560690715It was always like that though. A random incel propably just played duobott with a woman or someone that larps as woman and then thought they were married for playing duobott and now throws a tantrum because the "woman" happened toplay a videogame with someone else.Its also e-sport time, so a lot of children come out of their cave
>>560690325nigga lets just say I have to stay clean shaven>>560690562good for you bro, whenever Im with girls (20-22 year olds) people assume Im younger than them. its just too fucked upI know that looking younger will have its benefits in 10 years or so but for now its not great
link to a "quality" /lolg/ thread?
someone link the oatmeal thread to this newfag
>>560691053Yeah, it sucks for those with a younger appearance, but on the bright side, you... well, you look younger!Either way it's not a huge deal since you do have your ID, so at the end of the day you still get to enjoy your shit
since we're going offtopic i will shit up the thread tooi want fuck yordles
>>560691307thats ok you arent the only one ITT
>>560691429there are many of us
>>560691226I dont always have my id, my 22 year old friend had to vouch for me to get my cigarettes xd but yeah its not that bad honestly
>>560691307>since we're going offtopicWas /lolg/ ever on-topic?
>>560690742yes
>>560691504pulling clown vex by her braids and face fucking her
i loved you
I know soloq is full of retards and the fucking disgusting way they play is completely outside of your control but it's still SO FUCKING FRUSTRATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>560691501I always have mine with me as technically I'm required to by law here. Don't you always have your wallet with you?league of legends I want to FUCK kaisa
>>560691695I have a mighty need for that Rammus icon
If if you think is bad enough to worth mentioning you havent been here long
>>560691785bro whenever I buy a wallet I just lose it. some way (Ive giga adhd) I never lose it if I keep everything separate sometimes I just leave my id and shit like that in my jacket or bagI think I have to have my id on me at all times too but I cba
you only love yourself...
How quickly lolg forgot the bbc spammer flooding the thread for hours
>>560692032ngl i miss himlurking here is unhealthy
>>560692032>spammer leaves>thread turns on each other out of need for an enemykekw
>>560692032You forgot the scat and gore spam as fall as ai generated posts that spam-replied to everything
>>560691215i miss it
>>560692032wish you hadnt reminded me desu
>>560692032i don't think people forgot, we are just afraid of even mentioning itlast time i did mention it that he was absent for 3 days, it was followed by 2-3 weeks of nonstop spam
underage or bbc spammers for the day
>>560692178>spammer leavesshe's still here doe
>>560692572trve taebak is hosting vgs 4 days a week
I should get paid to play master gamesI'm not doing it anymore fuck off
>>560692032I miss the bbc spammer. One of the only posters here that made sense to me
>>560692728shut up hunter
>>560692723afked a game with this retard that kept talking shit in my team last game and I'm going to watch a movie now what the fuck are you going to do about it lowelo slave addict
>>560691956I guess bank cards aren't needed anymore with the rise of banking apps, but maybe you could take a picture of your ID so you have something with you at least
>>560692728throwmatic....
>>560692523he did read every single post regardless of if he could spam that day or not
>>560692032somewhat suspicious that the fat sona/gwen poster is them
>>560692728Schizo bro... That's not supposed to be a good thing...
>>560692723isn't it fun to actually play "high level" with teamwork, gameplan, strategy, all the good stuff finally at a decent level?>proceeds to be a braindead bot clearing waves for +lp getting hard carried by someone actually skilled>>560692572who?
>>560693203there is no high level on euw
italian pedo priest hours
so boriiinnnnggg
>>560693692Do you ever get tired of talking about yourself?
>>560693614+Latam collab
He is MY lolg. Stay in your lane whore. League of legends, execute Fizz.
why is this lolg's favorite past time
david thread best thread
>>560693614>italian>pedo>priestredundancies that all mean the samepic unrelated>>560694509Genuinely don't know. But I know one guy who does it and he's a lil fruity so do with that info as you will. Just an all around lovely state of the thread scrolling up. Buff Gnar please and give me winners queue back.
>>560694785Hey now, not every italian is christian.
>>560694509i look like this and do this, who am i? hint: my name starts with g
>>560694785what does fruity mean
>>560672030>ViktorI have literally never seen anyone praise the Viktor redesign. The most positive thing I've seen said about it is that it's a continuation of his story in Arcane and a sign that Riot is moving characters forward. It's probably the only redesign I think is objectively bad, unless you count something like human Thresh.
>>560694785name and shame, sis
I need to drink my lolg's genital fluids...
Zeri is the prettiest league girl :3
>>560695270Which latina American country are you from?
>>560695353Brazil.
>>560694890Heh.>>560694952>(informal, sometimes derogatory, chiefly US, of a male) Homosexual; zesty, flamboyant, effeminate.>>560695097it's youAnybody else up for a few late night euw norms?
when its still stuck to your throat the next day...
the appeal of ranked feeling like a job is that unemployed people on disability can experience it that's why it's not for me
>>560695270so true!
>>560695627if you post this image one more time and try to avatarfag again i will cave in your skull
gulp
What's the sexiest jungler?
>>560695767Briar
favorite lolg?least favorite lolg?
>>560695882>favorite lolg?me>least favorite lolg?you
>>560695692soz im very lazy and dont look for new zeris as often as i should
gottem
>>560695882Favorite=AzaLeast=that one poster that makes a new account every day and posts some all cap garbage, feedthendie, chickenbone, etc. thousands of accounts.
>>560695992tbqf I consooom a lot of xitter art and for being a cute girl she's not getting too much love. don't see her often in game neither
I won one ranked game against all odds and decided to also buy 5 lotto tickets for the first time ever. Gamba consumes me
>>560687858
>>560695972based
>>560695882solarlambtroon
>Painkiller was only about 3 hours longAtleast it was fun i guess. Need more of those games, cringe how every modern game is 30+ hours mandatoryWhat now? Do i just play assfagots?
Just because I main nami doesn't mean I am a girl irl okay?...Please stop treating me like an egirl
>>560695992apply yourself
>>560697353grown ass man baiting to be called a girl like this at 2am on a tuesday
>>560697530its 9pm retard
>>560697530Its 8
>>560697530its wednesday bruh
>>560697353you will transition and duo norms and tft with me
grown ass men shitposting on an anime imageboard videogame general at 2am on a tuesday.sheeeeet you niggas need to go die in iran already or work on an oil rig
>>560698092>go die in iran already or work on an oil rigleast obvious fed
>>560698092>sheeeeet you niggas need to go die in iran alreadyHoly seething kike
how do i learn to attack move click? ive just been right clicking for years
>>560698206>>560698206Real men don't sit around shitposting about trannies and videogames for children. Failure to launch alert.
>>560698323why are you here?
>>560698406I'm trans, not a real man, so its okay for me to live in arrested development vicariously through internet imageboards
>>560698567ah ok
>>560698323>>560698567Based transwoman
>>560694509People get bored and its about as low effort as you can get with shitposting
dont really understand why im getting 0 honors for hard carrying this game...
>>560663648singed support is based though
>>560698982why buy damage items when you do no damage?what's the point of stacking mana? you only have 1 spell and it has a 20 sec cd
>>560698323Real men also don't die in a war for foreign interests
>>560671251l-thyrosene + l-theanine + creatine + caffeine stack to substitute for adderall secret elo potion
>>560699292Yeah they sit on /lolg/ for 8 hours a day and stream to 2 viewers LMAO
Diet for maximum cortisol and rage when playing leagueCaffeinemaxxingSeveral hours between each meal = low energy and bad moodQueueing 8+ hours straightNot stretching or movement between gamsNo water or liquid other than coffee and redbullAnd have a smoke beforehand
>>560699516You sound insecure, crack open a cold one and have some fun, dude
real men spend 10 years learning mathematics so they can trade shrimp futures on the azerbaijanian market for 0.03% profit
>>560699638tiktok zoomer
real men neetmaxx until 30 then ropemaxx
>>560699636Oh now were allowed to have fun on this silly little imageboard?
i read a better version of this joke on xitter 3 weeks ago keep up unc
>>560699690>>560699749so am i unc or zoomeralso i got it from instagram reels
the only ropemaxxing i'm doing is the shooting of ropes into your mother every night of the week while you play league in the room next to us trying to ignore the sounds of your mother grunting
>>560699865league of legends?
>>560699742yes
>support hovers a hook champ>qued up to play smolder but i thought this would be apprehensible to pick le scaler into early game bully supp so i didnt>support is a niggerokay from this day forward (3/17/26) If i wish to pick smolder into a hooker I will. if you are a good player i will get fed regardlessabout being weaksided:I am weaksided when:picking melee top into melee toppicking ranged top into melee toppicking melee top into ranged toppicking ranged top into ranged topI am weaksided when picking a melee champ midI am weaksided when picking a mage mid laneI am weak sided when picking an adc with a strong early game I am weaksided when picking an adc with a weak early gameI am weaksided when the lane is pushed into my tower on all 3 lanesI am weaksided when I push into their tower in all 3 lanesI am weaksided when I have a gold leadI am weaksided when I am playing from behind with a gold deficitI LOVE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS.
>>560699869thats not true
>>560699889league of legends add 25% critical strike chance to statikk shiv
>>560699973*knocks on your door and tells you to be quiet*
>>560698986avoid me with that gay shit
someone make vgsnot it
why are lolgs so desperate to put each other down?
a beast like me has to self-censor his shitposting because he risks getting banned if says what he wants to
>>560698092I'm doing essential work protecting the women back home from incels on the interwebz
>>560700108who should host
staying up all night grinding league got my balls sweatin up a storm
>>560700208mmfgh
you either kryptotrade or gay>>560699701why would you rope after 30?
>>560700306it doesn't get better
How am I gonna afford a rope when I'm a neet, I can't even afford hrt
>>560699268waveclear... do you not understand the synergy between mana items...
>>560700458bridges and tall buildings were invented for this exact purpose
>>560700542just buy luden nigga you dont need more
how come vgs live and die by taebak
>>560701027vgs are a cult of personality
>kill enemy teams jungle next to baron>start baron>at 5k hp our noct decides to ult their 1/7 top laner at their rapters>everyone drops baron, noct gets killed, adc gets killed>enemy team now gets baron>lose after thisi fucking hate junglers like you wouldnt fucking believe. why, why play the role that has a tool specifically designed for objectives and then not fucking want any objectives ever.
Yordle hours?
i had more cash than my toplaner, i dont think that's normalbronze tho so idk
>>560701027I am begging someone else to host
>>560700349why would it need to get better, its great to NEET it
>>560686785SEX with Jinx!Hip-gripping cervix-knocking sex with Jinx!
ARE WE YORDLE POSTAN YET
>>560702462I'm certainly trying, a little.
>>560702374are you the jinxanon from the other thread?just curious if you are around here also
you guys are fat? why?
I'm skinnyfat my doctor says I have a fat heart but my legs are like little girl legs and my breasts are kind of growing (am a boy)
I love Lissandra!
>>560701512I tried playing top instead of jungle because I was mad at top gap and immediately realized how horrifying it was to have a bad jungle
>>560702512No I just think Jinx is cute and I have a massive crush on a previous Jinxposter of lolg past, so on the occasion I lewdpost about her I'm really thinking of themWhat other thread? Does the Jinxanon there say lewd things as well?
i wish they were real
>>560702462oke
>>560703778
still hiding on your alt jackie chan? waiting for vgs?
>>560701725Tristana is so fcking cute in that photo...gosh, i love Tristana, best femyordle.Artist name?
>>560703778more erotic lulu
The final redpill is that even if you can play a champion to full effectiveness, they might just only work in high elo because they can't carry, only work in a team with a level of coordination, and have strengths that only matter against good players.
I want to go back to spamming random champs in unranked.Gitting gud is gay as fuck.
>>560704064How is Neego so cute?
>>560704064Trvthnvke.>>560704031>Can't recognize BandlebroAnon...
>>560704059
>TFW hiding on my alts
>>560704064The final redpill is that if your top laner sucks, you lose the game 80% of the time
>>560704670I don't think I've ever been exposed to BandleBro until today. Thank you for blessing me. I worship Tristana.
hai lolg :3
hoiiiiiii
3 games in a row of first pick support, what a chud life
>>560705401xerath
>>560705334hi (>^.^ )>
>>560705274>Haven't been exposed to Bandlebro beforeWell! Guess you've been blessed indeed. Have fun.~
>>560705301sup suppity sup
God I hate her so much GOD PLEASE LET ME INT HER THIS WEEKEND VGS
>>560705519who?
>>560705519>her
as im in my lane while my bronze 4 0lp support is doing bronze 4 things inexplicable things in our jg or whateverthefuck no mans land, and im getting a 1 v 2 solo kill I knowhttps://streamable.com/ebpkweI am the only constant.this game is my fault.
>>560703463every single loss is my jungle being either level 1500 lilia gwen eve player that plays like they have never touched this game before in their lives or a level 50 kayn viego noct player that does absolutely nothing but hoard gold and think they matter. i have never lost a game with an active jungle
>>560705519>inting 4 people to spite 1 person>in a custom gamelollmao
>>560706382Yes and she will know that it's by her hands everyone's experience got ruined. People aren't playthings and I'm not going to be a victim to her whimsical decisions
>minor thing goes wrong one time>doesn't matter at all in the long run >ADC spergs out and basically ruins the gameWhy does this keep happeningIt's specifically bot lane always acting like thisI play top btw
>>560705519uhm there's no women in our vgs
Here is your jungloid on a 15 game lose streak first timing her championsGood luck!
>>560705438first picked Mel and went about as I expected, absolute chud game
who is this nigga schizoing out over
>>560707140sounds like Lulu
>>560707025what an awesome solo laners diffleague of legends is so fun xDDSDD
>>560707140I couldn't care less desu
>>560707025mel support is legit shite mate idk what to tell you, worse WR than mid
>>560649616is this the blue archive thread?why are there so many anthro furries?
>rumble support into two rangedcool thanks.>my jg is pathing towards megonna be weaksided>my jg is pathing away from megonna be weaksided>my jg wants to take an objective adjacent to the lane im in.weaksided>objective is on the opposite side of the map and everyone in chat is agreeing to giveweaksided>other lanes are 0/4, 1/3well im going to be weaksided because of this>other lanes are going super strong, 5/1 6/0 holy basedwell why wouldnt my jg stay in their lane? gonna be weaksidedall of that aside i will say out of all of the roles by far adc is the role for sure where I will just straight up not be able to get a real actual game of league of legends on. other roles the games might suck but they are league of legends this shit... yeah this aint league of legends at all.good game talk about buying skins and lcs niggerfag cuck shit.faggot discussion line_________________
>>560707167Agent B?
>>560707417Yeah but it works for me, at least so far. Only 5 games because I don't like playing her that much, but 4-1. Nothing was saving that game though
>>560707754bro idk what to tell you but you suck it aint your team bubs
any lowbobs wanna duo on na
Maintenance blocked our path i guess
IT LOGGED ME OUT!! WHAT THE FUUUCKKKK!!!
no more chillgaming
Aw man couldn't even listen to a certain jungler's post-game tears as he got RAPED by my leona#RAPE
>vtmb done>painkiller done>league deadtime to eat some my rice pudding leftovers.also, i cant unzip doom because my ssd is already full, fuck..
>>560710540stop posting this disgusting shit
i'm losing so much i'm legit thinking about just transitioning already. fuck my life
>>560710617have you tried farming?
>>560710617Put on the panties they improve your gameplay fr fr
my bitch on weibo
im leaving you behind, lolg. hope you have a good life.
>>560710617I believe in you
see ya in a week
who asked
>>560710984*Pulls your tail*
>>560710596>stop posting female charactersu gay?
>>560695767
>>560695767Havanna lost, so its elise now
>>560711082please let me go
>>560710617i can make you the best adc girl in the thread
>>560710814even my sup steals my farm, i know i belong in bronze but this shit sucks>>560710828>>560711008i was joking i'm already 4 years on HRT lol>>560711385how?
>>560711369But I don't want to lose you ;-;
i'm taking a shit, lolg. i wish you could be here, to smell it.
>>560711430ign?
>>560711430>i was joking i'm already 4 years onOh in that case what color are your panties
>>560711568>Tfw covid>Tfw cant smell a thing right nowIt wasnt meant to be
why are most ADC players in low elo (<D2) either scared of any sort of trading or hyper inters. they lack confidence and/or hands
>>560711671I play on BR, but I do have a NA account if that matters, it's very playable>>560711694right now I'm not wearing any, just pants. but i mostly wear white or black panties
>>560711430I have been deceived...
>>560711858white with piss stains mail them to me
>>560711430i'll coach you dw just give me your ign>>560711858are you the brazilian from a couple months ago or someone else
>>560695767Nidalee and it's not close
>>560712068aiko1#7100 (my NA account) and I think so? i don't know if there are any other brazilian in these threads, I used to play a lot with poppy and my ign was also Aiko>>560712006what if the feds steal them from you?
>>560695767Too many good options, but if I had to pick one it'd be evelynn
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1D24FzNEPp/
>got to D4>60% WR>fell to E4>got back to D4>55% WR>fell to E3>52% WRchamps for this feel?
>>560711456you will never lose me anon, the memories we made here and the love we shared are forever even if we change or drift apart in our physical form. even if our minds one day become senile and we lose our lucidity. our hearts will remember. im not happy here anymore and i have nothing left to offer you, it would be cruel to both of us to keep me here.goodbye anon. i wont forget about you but you should forget about me
>>560712758see ya later, ahriposter. I hope the +LP gods favor your games
>>560712758let me hit or stfu
chatgpt lyranigger post for the 50th time this year YAAAAAWN
>>560712758kill yourself please, do it for me
excuse me i handwrite all of my posts and ive only made 6 or 7 this year
>>560712758Anony... Please I can never forget about our love your chu is engraved on my heart, our memory sealed in my soul, I can't breathe without you, I love you and want you. I won't make you stay, I don't need you, but know my desire burns hotter than 1000 pyroclasms, and nobody will ever love you harder than me. I don't want to just remember, I want to be bound together as one, but if a memory is all I ever meant to you... Well the X is right there, good bye, my love.
I started jerking off to milf that look like my mom since I was 8What champ should I main?
you bitter hate filled chuds are gonna drive away all the good positive posters. no one except unmedicated schizo hateful freaks will be left here. stop bullying the gentle posters who make this a good community or else /lolg/ will be a corpse that's home to only a few maggots no one wants to be around
>>560713204Ambessa duh
>>560713204Heimerdinger with a pocket kled
>>560713236Then they will just move on to the next one
>>560695767Xin ZhaoHe is a hero
>>560713236just... stay... positive
I am chud, killer of threads, billions of reggies must die.League of legends, Zed player btw.
>>560713204Sett
goodnight lolg
>>560713198ign?
>>560713474why do her tits look like that
>>560713506SEE YOU IN HELL#NA1
>>560713534Liar. He doesn't have a romantic bone in his body unlike anon
>>560658608i want to taste her clussy
ima stream w mic inna few days
>>560713574what does queen kochai see in him...what does doja see in him...what does lyra see in him...what does miss behavior see in him...what does natalie see in him...what does ganymede see in him...what does drowqueen see in him...what does vouvire see in him...what does lunari see in him...what does dawt see in him...what does apple jelly see in him...its not fair it should be me
>>560713506I'm too scared anony what if our love is true >///<
gm
>>560711794I don't fully understand the hyper inters but would guess it has to do with them being coinflippers. Why they don't stop flipping that coin after a certain point is beyond me. As for the confidence, that's due to a couple of things. One, primarily, is they see how their support responds to them or reacts to the enemy and throttle down as a result of seeing shit plays. The other is if they are simply getting gapped down there. Failing these two conditions, they're just bad.
>>560714008>Why does the play boy who constantly engages, tries to play, and start lobbies have women interested in him?Maybe because you're not a person? You don't have anything interesting about you, you vanish into the background, you're not fun to play with, you don't bring excitement or security.At the end of the day most of your list is transgender and he's not married to any of them so why does it matter, just be your own man and stop comparing yourself to others, you'll find your fp and not be envious of whores
>>560714008fat = big = more gravity = more orbiters
>>560714008this is missing more than a couple
I saw your name in the stars tonight,Lyra, you shimmer in silver light.Every word you say feels new,Like the sky was made for you.I don’t need a wish or sign,Just a moment, just your time,Close enough to feel your breath,Closer than I’ve ever been yet.Oh Lyra, don’t turn away,I’ve been holding this all day…If I lean in, would it be alright?Just one kiss under midnight.Your laugh plays soft like a melody,Pulling every piece of me.I’m caught somewhere between hope and fire,Every heartbeat calls you, Lyra.So stay right here, don’t say goodbye,Let the silence say what I..Have been dreaming, soft and true…All I want is kissing you.
smd @jackiechan
>>560715196Sex with Jinx..Sweaty mating press neck-biting sex with Jinx..I'm a tall white guy who mourns his romantic fumbles from school
qrd on [namedropping myself]?
>>560689949>>560690123>>560690385>>560690782Quality has been gone down for almost a year now and turns out that lolg's enemy wasn't the British television channel, been missing for months, but lolg itself. Ontopic posts ignored or discouraged, the more you stay ontopic the more anons spam offtopic, still the same softcore porn spam that adds nothing to general except erpers that should go on trash and a few posters that are long overdue a ban. Doesn't help that when there is any anon with any actual good will here, they eventually get harassed, stalked and then driven away by the general with the usual shit talking and made up drama.League of Legends? TrueSkill2 won't solve matchmaking issues, Riot has no interest in it and we already know it. I hate the balance tendency to make something either broken or entirely useless, just like I hate how champs with overloaded kits remain untouched. Riot only cares to balance the game for something like 1000 players at the very top, 1000 over millions of others.
>>560715382do it at your own peril unless you are explicitly inviting ppl to play the game with you>>560690782I resent that, I play the game
do aesthetics or fun to play matter more for you when it comes to champ designs?
>winning the game comfortably >team throws at Baron for no reasona tale as old as time
>>560715586Philosophical ideas applied to gameplay matter more but aesthethics are secondary in consideration.
>>560715586gock size over anything else
>>560703574>>560715360oh, you're still hereIt's the /trash/ thread I'm talking about
>>560715704do you think something can be fun to play without being philosophical integrity?
>>560715785That explains a lot actuallyI occasionally check in on the /trash/ threads but rarely actually post there
>>560712597Isn't that very classical for League?The swingshot effect.
>>560715440I still laugh at this anon, who spammed the thread with 100-150 on-topic posts!
>>560711794Because for years team fighting was neglected.If you have a team fighting focus you always try to get a good trade, almost compulsively because you know your limits on your champion mostly by ... fighting other players with it.People just go for engages where they've tested it 1000 times that it has a high success of instantly winning.
>>560715873having* oops
>>560715440trueskill 2 is up already you fucking retard
>>560712758*kisses you in front of lolg*
>>560715873Yes, marksmen champions, but the role and their gameplay are an autism simulator.
>>560715440>Riot only cares to balance the game for something like 1000 players at the very top, 1000 over millions of othersdoesn't matter if those 1000 are all streamers, pro players, xitter users with outsized influence. Million are listening to them.Also I do genuinely disagree they're only listening to apex players. They constantly do balancing with rotating villains shit in lowelo like in gold and silver and it's so noticable if you've ever been there. And when there's some unusually bullshit shenaningans they hear people down there complain and "hotfix" or "finetune" accordingly.
>>560716019Rather than a full TrueSkill 2 rollout, the 2026 Ranked Season introduced a massive "Proprietary MMR" overhaul that mimics many of TS2's benefits without using the Microsoft-patented algorithm directly:Autofill Parity: The system now strictly matches autofilled players against each other in the same role (e.g., an autofilled Jungler will almost always face another autofilled Jungler).Aegis of Valor: A new "LP Protection" mechanic that rewards players in high-priority roles (Support/Jungle) or those who perform exceptionally well even in a loss.The "Climb Indicator": To address the confusion of "Silver players in Platinum lobbies," Riot added a visual indicator showing when your hidden MMR is significantly higher than your visible rank.Apex Duo Queue: Duo queue has been re-enabled for all ranks, including Challenger, across most regions including NA and EUW.Still the MMR cosmic jump of Trueskill2 is not implemented for ranked yet. AI thinks that it was implemented for normals but from my actual readings it was only done so in South Korea.
yall niggas dim
good adc. retarded everywhere else. crying shame.>>560711794>why are most ADC players in low elo (<D2) either scared of any sort of trading or hyper inters. they lack confidence and/or handstheir lack of hands instills their lack of confidence. a perfectly reasonable mechanical play is like exclusive to emerald and above. below emerald landing a chogath ult is considered top level shit.
>>560716212its implemented you fucking ai slop retard user I have experienced it first person but youre too lowelo to know anything
>>560715903That's not me, I don't bother that much with the thread. Why waste my time and energy like that when other generals are better?>>560716019I remember something like 2 patches ago that they said TrueSkill2 is delayed because it didn't deliver the wanted results yet. It's not even the 1 min queue times compared to the 3-4 minutes we had before.>>560716170I don't know anon, when I see Riot buffing champs like Nocturne and Cassiopeia I can only think of a buff made for top tier players, because why would you buff these two when they aren't that much in need. Nocturne already has an annoying mechanic, Cassiopeia already requires a bit of skill and her numbers in doing damage are fine. If it's an issue of many champs having mobility abilities, then why not address that directly?
>>560716625>It's been implemented>Recent riot vlog clearly states that they don't think Trueskill2 is quite the solution so they're delaying itIt's not been implemented, schizo anon.
>>560716212>Autofill Parity: The system now strictly matches autofilled players against each other in the same role (e.g., an autofilled Jungler will almost always face another autofilled Jungler).I have seen enough anecdotal evidence to determine that this is not true and it questions the accuracy of everything else in your post.
>>560716664those two champs are specifically buffed for lowelo play, you couldnt be more offthis thread is beyond saving
>>560716763Just don't be retarded next time.I'm personally not retarded so I could pick apart the only mistake, it claiming TS2 is in norma lgames in EUW/NA.https://www.altchar.com/game-news/league-of-legends-ranked-2026-changes-explained-autofill-updates-aegis-of-valor-dodging-rules-and-faster-queue-times-asZ9b4U04yVM
>>560716728one of us speedran gm at a speed never done before (it wasn't possible) and it's not you
kys troll
>>560716664>when I see Riot buffing champs like Nocturne>I can only think of a buff made for top tier playersNocturne is THE noobkiller because supp and adcs in lower elo got no idea how to counter (read, use proper positioning) against him if he gets just a tiny bit ahead. It's an especially braindead champ built around his big ult gimmick. I'll let you in on something: if you've ever played a multiplayer game, like overwatch, they constantly tweak the numbers so the meta isn't stale. Who the fuck wants to see the same 30 champs picked all the time on the same roles? That's why the put brand, assassins etc in and out the jungle. This back and forth, meta changing is a cheap way for these companies to keep the game fresh through recycling rather than feeding you constantly new content. nothing wrong with it, it's just how it is. so in lowelo's case, they do listen to when things get stale there and change it up from time to time.
judging by a lot of the posts itt some people really are afraid of letting this place go kek
>>560717098name one
>>560717120SEE YOU IN HELL#NA1
Holding my lolg tight so they don't let go of the thread and abandon me
>>560717098honestly? I've had some decent e-dating from here and that's what keeps me coming backOh yea the game is kinda fun too I guess
>>560716841very well. I can try to be less retarded thanks to your efforts. thank you for this.
>>560717375crazy you gay lords can't get aids from e-dating so you use this thread to spread aids instead
>>560717471aptly put, anon
>>560716764I was making an example but, let's say, even before the buff Cassiopeia is already pretty strong in low ELO where players either don't dodge or bait her Q. So why would you buff Cassiopeia for low ELO where she is already strong, if it's high ELO where players can play more and better sound her strengths and weaknesses?>>560717072I do actually agree on the keeping the meta fresh in some way, I just don't appreciate that something either becomes broken or useless. Like Malphite jungle has been broken after the buff, nobody wants to deal with it, nobody likes it, and at least they toned it down a little for now. Again, I'm just making the first examples I can think of.
I'm not interested in edating fake lolg situationships, I want elove, I want emarriage, I want to meet your father irl and hold hands and take you at the altar. My lolg and I belong together, in a permanent forever ever relationship of stability together weathering any storm, not just climbing to masters, but mastering life together. It's a travelers calling, just dropping into lolg to pick up my Kayn girl, it's a cosmic binding that puts us together, I've tempered fate and seen us together on a magical journey. So hold my hand my lolg, and lets drink a cocoa caretakers shrine together.... Mmmmwah, I love (You), my lolg, together forever I'll wash your feet and keep you safe. Together destroy our enemies nexus, and save demacian forever.
weakside islane that is doing the worst [ ]lane furthest away from an objective [ ]my lane baby lets fucking go [X]https://streamable.com/wnw6z7jungler is pathing from top to bot so that means its weakside time [X]lane is doing the least worst so its weakside time [X]league OF LEGENDS I LOVE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS THERES A BRONZE 4 AHRI PLAYING INTO AN EMERALD PYKE AT MID I LOVE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
>>560718105>25/50
>>560718105uninstall
>>560717605cassiopeia is stronger the higher in elo you go dumb fuck low iq retard
>>56071815725 50 TWENTY FIVE IS FIFTY PERSENT OF 50 ITS FORCED 50 YOU FUCKING IDIOT LEAGUE OF LEGENDS COFEE IS GOOD FOR YOUFUCK THIS ADC ROLE GOIN MID GOIN IRELIA FUCK THIS NIGGER GAME FUCK THE NIGGER FAGGOT PREMADES THAT INFEST IT FUCK EVERYTHING I LOVE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
>>560717898*kisses you while other lolgs stare in jealousy.*
>>560718314if it was forced 50 you would be 37-37
>forced 50 is real and it means every player has a 33% winrate >Riot bots are the only ones winning
>>560717898i want to do this with a cute lolg girl but they're all taken
how do you not just piss stomp everything below diamond?
>>560717605Malphite is another noobkiller so I'm going to assume you're below emerald?>I just don't appreciate that something either becomes broken or uselessLike I said, it's a cast of rotating villains which is just how it is, since we, i feel like, have hit almost perfect balance some few patches last year and that got stale just the same. people still found things to complain about.this is going to sound harsh but you better start improving and climbing to realise just how much is in your hands, like the mere fact there's off-role challenger players on non-meta champions should be evident of this fact.
holy shit one post made the thread so gayi'm out peace
You know what rhymes with fetish?
>>560718475I'm not very good, you see
>>560718736dead fish
>>560718815Close... try again
>>560718305i've seen a master+-tier cassiopeia. they play in another galaxy compared to what I usually see in my games. dude must have had something like 300 APM. was wild.
>>56071810525-50 is crazy
>>560718614>I'm going to assume you're below emerald? Barely scratched Emerald MMR but the average seems to be Platinum, I know it's not high but I still try to learn what I can.>the mere fact there's off-role challenger players on non-meta champions should be evident of this fact.That's my inspiration but not something I compare myself to, I think my very hard cap in how much I can climb is in the middle of Emerald. I don't think I can reach Diamond, though I don't remember if it's Diamond or Master that has decaying games, because that's another thing that doesn't make me look forward to reach those ranks.
>>560718105why the fuck you even playing on these accounts after 5 loses?
>>560718473But like every single lolg girl is single they're just ran through or trans
nigga?
IAMTHEONLYCONSTANTIM MID SO IM WEAKSIDEDIM MIDSO THE LEVEL 4 SHYVANA GANKS MY LANE IM MID SO I DONT KNOW WHO MUNDO IS OR WHAT HE DOES.IM THE ONLY CONSTANT SO THE RESULT OF THE GAME FALLS ON MY SHOULDERS AND MY SHOULDERS ALONETHERE IS NO PRISONERS ISLAND QUE AUGUST SAID SOhttps://streamable.com/zmg82gNOW IM GOING TO GO OUT THERE AND ENJOY SOME MORE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS WITH SOME PEOPLE THAT ARE DEFINITELY HUMAN
>>560719740>25/51
>>560719686>why the fuck you even playing on these accounts after 5 loses?Yeah u rite. lootboxes probably holy im a goy the goyist golem alive. what if i get a super cool skin on this one though. that would be badass. what if i get the coolest highest apm irelia skin on the market. yeah gotta keep going...
nilah has the most unimpressive and ambiguous sfx for a champion that is consistently throwing out pentakillssplish splash *wet flap and plap noises* you have been slay
>>560719725girls r ran through but boys r uncorrupted virgins
>>560719847big boobs and a smile
i had to afk for one minute in a fucking normal game when my team was fisting anyway and i still get raped by riot by having to play play 5 games to remove 5 minute queue delay thank you ugly nigger company i love this client i love vanguard i love league of legends
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>>560720352i had this in a 40m ranked i was afk for 3 min in and still won its pretty retarded
idk if resident janny banned me accidentally for vpn abuse or it was some automated shit but i should not be banned right nowtestingalso new shyvana feels kinodusk n dawn -> hexplate core is comfytesting keystones atm but pta is "alright", might take alacrity instead of legend haste
>>560720501>>560720501>>560720501
>>560719642>I don't remember if it's Diamond or Master that has decaying gamesMaster, grandmaster and challenger gets 1 day per game and can bank up 14 days. This is just enough to be able to go on 2 week vacation abroad without losing a big chunk of your progress.Diamond can bank up a maximum of 28 days with 7 days per game so one afternoon makes you set for a month which is not annoying at all unless you're doing it on many accounts.Emerald and below has no decay whatsoever.
>>560713236>all the good positive postersNo such thing
>>560719740The fact that you are too dumb to get an adblocker says everything
>>560719740bro didn't even get the ace ICANT
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>>560753195>>560753329>>560754403stop using my bumps before page 10 you fucker
At this rate, the other thread will be at 740 posts and a new thread will be made before this thread falls off the catalog
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