>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png >Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg >The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain >>560567303
Thanks for putting the rentry up. I'll add the six player fixes soon. I just want to make sure it doesn't break the game.
indians won, oh yes it's truethey like to poop on blacks and jewstaking shits five times a daytaking shits on troons and gays
Are you guys happy with trish actively killing this place or what
I am happy with Trish
>>560709276Remember when this place used to have constant melties at the slightest mention of an youtuber? Now everyone just accepts whatever the hell this is
Bless the thread with Miqqy!
>>560709276Terr did that actually
>>560709276It's a new thread. A new slate. There's no reason to start with this already. I think some of us have been getting overly bitter with each other despite the runs getting better and easier, make it make sense.
>>560709276xhey did ERP at the end of the last thread so uuuuh yeah I guess so
gg lizard, ps curved swords necklace is basically same damage as balancerslop
>mfw all of these names i don't recognizelayers and layers of dead namefags and youtubers and generals. insane.
>>560709585Kick Miqqy in the face!
>>560709276what the fug did I doooo >>560709309I am happy with this anon.
Interesting how the 4x Increases Runes guy didn't post his relics. I'm noooooticing!
>>560710069You can't!
gucci erg hoe, gucci gucci hoe
>>560706551ergies have to use chungus niche build or they get bone cancer
>>560710026yuh.......
>>560710445can you give me a quick run down on all of this? are you terr? who is terr? and who is trish?
>>560710353Pulling Miqqy's hair and throwing him around!
>>560710479xhey are members of /erg/'s secret discord server, that's all you need to know
>>560710479more like who are (you) and why are you hanging around a general of a game you no longer play?
>>560709518>>560710026mark my words this place will be unrecognizable in a few years time similar to the final days of /dsg/
>>560710708i wanted to start playing elden ring again, but it looks like everyone moved on
Did you know?..
>>560709585>>560710353Built for his big sister
>>560710946Built for my cock actually*
>>560710714i'm doing my part /dsg/ did not die it is just sleeping waiting for (You) to lower your guard
I just beat Bloodborne bros and I finally get it. What a great game. Such a magnetic story and setting. FromSoftware really knocked it out of the park with the atmosphere and worldbuilding. I really hope they try their hand at another overtly horror themed game at some point in the future again (I know about Duskbloods but it seems very different from BB tonally). So many of the NPCs were so memorable and charismatic. Eileen, Alfred, the meatball head in the clinic, the beastman beggar, Simon, Brador, Djura, and my personal favorite of Valtr who is now in my top 5 best From NPCs.For a game that’s over a decade old at this point, it still holds up surprisingly well. I can see why people still clamor for a remaster/PC port. I have some lore questions that I’m not so clear on:What is the Kos Parasite? Is it some kind of alien slug? Why does it react to the Milkweed Rune?What’s the path to true power? The eyes or the blood?What happened to the Pthumerians? Why was Maria guarding the clocktower?
>>560711450>Why was Maria guarding the clocktower?Because she feels guilty about taking part in the experimentation and massacre and defilement of innocents alongside her church buddies and she's guarding this secret.
>>560710823ToT
>>560711335>>560710714kys terr you aren’t slick everyone knows you want to shit up the thread
>>560647175I really hope that’s not true…
>>560712632what the fuck
a little bored of nightreign...
gg dancer
Can they just say "No we're never updating Nightreign go away" already
>>560713340shouldn't this image be dark souls 2 because she says lifegem
>>560712870hop on sts2
>>560712039>>560710823You will burn in hell filthy pedophile faggot>>560710783Based you have good taste anon and we already have bloodborne emulation>>560712267Don't namedrop yourself terrtroon
>>560713497thisthisthisthis
>>560712870hop on darktide
>>560713598>>560713497>sametroon terrjeet meltdown this early Cinema
>>560713497keep it to yourself terr
>>560708684that’s the only thing that saber knock off is good for - milking Mickey’s cock
>>560713970>>560713995Don't reply twice terrjeeta you brown thread shitter you will never know love and no one will ever like you just end it already
queue pls...
>>560714189pov: spread out gesture
>>560714189stream
>>560708474>>560708470The R2 heavy attack is just so addicting…
even doe they're all deviljeet
Going to play some NR now. Anyone down for modded?
>>560714164>continued self narration and false flaggingWe know your situation don’t repeat it it’s pathetic
>>560714634https://www.twitch.tv/boxy421
creepy mushjeet post
>>560714164don't reply thrice terr you brown dalit
my hand smells funny
>boot up nightreign d5 9999 with randos>it's another revenant beast claw cheater episodeday ruined. fuck this le wholesome chungus loli anime character
>>560714962Point that finger back at yourself tard>>560713995 (Me)Meant for >>560715042
I had a really nice day playing elden ring today
terr buck broke >>560715269
>>560715269>digs his hole deeperKino
>>560714983I love this image so much
if practice wants to play solos then he should go and play solos, I've had it with this guy
gg birds, had me worried there with that minute 2 disconnect.
id rather follow practice than you mysterious anon
real brahmins dont namedrop
lets calm down and be friends
mostly ass posts, all of you, do better
erg superpower saar
>>560710353Malenia couldnt stop me from Killing Mike.Mike didnt give a single shit about his pawn of a sister.SAD
It will all be fine once iran cuts india etc. from the internet
no onions fan de mushjeet carnalno onions fan de trishtinx carnalesos troonocerdos son muy criminal esos pinches chaseros que perra mamadaes que algo me dice maricón es cagada
inklish only please saar
>>560719001what posters do we insta lose when it happens? trish obviously for starters
its amazing how trish and zorban manage to make recluse do 0 damage. such a spectacle to watch
>use good recluse build>cheated relics>use fun recluse build>0dps d tier player
>>560719037i forgot about the filter puta madre piece of shit>>560719163saar 200 iq brahmin would understand saar
>>560719570cool strawman
>>560719331time will tell...
>>560710026>character homotranny game yikes!
>>560695195I've been using this right now for Guard Counters. Don't bother with Night Invader unless you have block reflect on it because Guard Counter +0 is 20% dmg.Test 2 does 1475 to dummy with Guard Counter no invaders and Test 1 does 1294 but is much safer having access to stamina on hit and not having death buildup + poison below max hp.Night Invaders and 2 Guard Counter weapon passives should bring you to 3400 Guard Counter damage, still try to find guard and taking dmg negation and visit mines to upgrade your shield to purple if you don't find a better one.Don't play Guard Counters vs Gladius because there's never a moment where it's safe to use it without taking a hit vs ED Gladius.
>>560719570how does this make any sense, its not my fault what damage the build does
>>560720004Lol guard counters are shit in nightreign. you get one sliver of damage every 30 seconds. Just another shitty memedps zorban build
imagine if my wylder would cancel the caligo storm
>>560720415I never said it was a good build he just wanted to know what I used for guard counters.But it's fine on Pests/Fulgohr/Balancers, probably Dreglord but the timings for it are difficult
>>560720416Why would you not pick up the 1bar Wylder when you had two completely free openings to do it? Caligo summoned her giant blizzrd twice while both teammates were downed and Creasy was definitely not far away from the second. That was on you.
>>560720482because youre an asshole
>>560720416>wiping to ed caligo
>>560720519No I'm not
>smeeThere is no way. There is no way. There is no way. There is no way. There is no way. There is no way. There is no way. There is no way. There is no way. There is no way. TERR WAS NOT JUST A JAMBOY, THE "THREAD SCHIZO" WAS RIGHT ALL ALONGMy head is going to explode, this is like finding out the crackhead doomer yelling crazy shit outside a gas station every day was right the entire time.
>Terr Leaves>Enter Creasy
>>560721550Elaborate
sneed
Does revenant have a higher droprate for seals? Game says she has no preference, but it sort of feels like you get more. Google is giving dogshit answers.
>>560721953Yes
>>560721550creasyjeet vs trishtinx lolkino
>>560721550It’s over for terrtroonThe jig is upNow the rape begins
>>560721763This whole time someone keeps trashing terr, claiming he's a schizo with multiple personalities etc whom I thought was innocent and just some guy who played the game a lot and has a bunch of schizo haters on his ass. Terr was streaming under another account called smee_73 and this guy also has Smee in his name and like >>560721667 says Creasy suddenly arrives at a time when terr left. Granted just by having smee in both accounts is very flimsy evidence that its the same person and the difference in skill level between terr and creasy is like coughing baby vs hypersonic missile. But it just kinda broke my brain because I was so sure terr was just some innocent guy who played the game and there's some faggot shitflinging at him every day, that there is absolute zero chance of them being the same person with multiple personalities but now there's about a 1% chance that its true.
>>560722259It's been over.
>>560722272>so sure terr was just some innocent guy who played the gameNTA, but actual newfag or retarded? He's thrown games and rage afk'd if something didn't go xher way. Also posted webms of xher BM'ing downed teammates. Any negativity he has attracted is self-inflicted.
>>560721953Revenant and recluse have None listed preferred in the index despite very obviously having preferred drops for seals and staves respectively.
>>560721953>>560722518Preferred weapon is just talking about unique movesets, which Rev and Recluse do not have. They do have a default dormant power weapon which is seals and staves
>>560722442He never did any of those things to my knowledge, and if he did the pointdown at dead people thing I'm sure its just banter.
>>560722695>>560721953Oh also, Rev has a 30% chance for the first slot of dormant power drops to be a seal
>>560722703>to my knowledgeVery limited on the subject, as we can see. Thankfully, things get archived. There's banter, and there's making the 40-minute run harder for everyone else because you have a personality issue.
>>560722703>He never did any of those things to my knowledgeThat's because you're new Trish. He has done those things many times its not something we'd forget
>>560722837>>560722823You don't have to reply twice, DOS/deviljeet
Yare yare daze... I guess this is it... Sorry sensei but I have to go all out just this once. I'm using my one time, erg. This is the last thread. We're not making another one once this is over. Say your goodbyes now...
>>560722272>>560722703You’re very naive to have missed all of this, I could understand if this was back in July/June when things were chaotic and no one knew what was going on but in both the thread and the game people have seen through his shittery for months now
these erg sissies cant handle the point down gesture
damn trish being a pest to new revvy
terr hates **ass
>>560724212LMAO its sludge!!! but yes I love chasing revvies..
smee is creasy he just changed his posting style
There was a Duchess named Smeeni early on. Do you see the connection?
>>560724263cringe
>>560724525I am nyoticing.. different personas for different characters
>>560722695>>560722768so you don't need a dormant seal relic for revenant?
Creasy is very obviously not Terr.It's easy as f to falseflag etc but swapping from a playstyle (giga passive terr-like) to a completely opposite playstyle (hyper aggro suicidal creasy-like), and being consistent at it is just not plausible at all.
>>560724640You don't
>>560724648yes he is
the state of this thread is so sad compared to others on /vg/
>>560725875who gives a shit nigga fuck you all
I only recently learned about the nerf to black flame in the DLC, as far as I know it only impacts the bosses but it's just like one value on their stats. Is there already a mod that fixes this?
795boss arena + executor's moveset
>>560727795get gud
remembered why i stopped playing eldne ring. weird stuttering that i couldn't resolve.
>>560729025I get more stable FPS in the base Elden Ring + SOTE than in Nightreign.
>>560729364somethings probably up with my pc, game ran fine for years idk what happened.
>elden ring came out 2 years ago
>>560725875Anons keep bullying him and it i driving him insane over time.
>>560724648Its funny how anon said that terr would kill the persona then make a new one to replace it with days before that exact thiing happened.
I sure do love getting rangebanned every other day and having to make a new email accounts because of 4chans stupid war on proxies
>>560730523y r u getting rangebnae?
>>560730579Mods hate him.
>>560730579My country must be a proxy hotspot
>>560730523What does email account got to do with anything
>>560730926Have to make an email to verify an account to bypass the .whatever and .something error message. I make a new email then forget to save the info so I have to make a new one everytime it happens
>>560730926He's using a proxy IP rotator and pretending he isn't. The messages that pop up when using a proxy prevent you from posting, He's upset that his gimmicks don't work anymore.
My god, I've been playing Nightreign wrong this entire time. Nobody told me I should just be focusing on finding weapons with ultra powerful skills or what the ultra powerful skills were.I've only started using the Halo Scythe in the last two days instead of skipping anything but elementally ideal weapons. And everything is just dying instantly. I just crushed Everdark Caligo and it didn't even last as long as I normally take against regular Caligo.
>>560732039You tried.
>>560732018I don’t, I honestly don’t put that much effort into posting on 4chan. I think it doesn’t help my government has been having their own war on the internet for some reason. I make an email account and verify, same error happens in like a month or two.
>>560730523truly retarded, since it's been happening to multiple people in this thread (including me) for like a week now you'd figure they'd have fixed it by now1/3 q
>>560732103Huh? I'm being genuine. Nobody told me about this shit. I've just been slapping at the bosses for literal months.And, uh, it's apparently made me pretty good at the game because I know all the timings and windows to use heavy hits and now the heavy hits are actually doing 5% of the boss's HP instead of 1%.
>>560730523shit waifu
>>560732220What is the message you get when banned? I got banned twice for "using a proxy/vpn" (I dont use a proxy/vpn) and I pinged the admins in the IRC and they unbanned me instantly.
>>560732179Whatever narrative works for you lolski.
>>560732548Didn’t ask x don’t care
>>560732668Posting from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abusethe funniest part is it only shows up on PC so i can post from mobile just fine, even with the same IP...
>>560732179Its detecting the software you use that needs to open a port to a specific address and its blocking that. The message won't pop up at all if you don't have the software on your hardware.
>>560732982sometimes doing a hard refresh of the page in that case solves the issue (ctrl+shift+r in firefox based browsers)
>>560733021I’m phone posting though and I don’t change anything then I suddenly get the error. I’m 99% sure it’s some proxy abuse in your area thing. Probably some CP poster has used a proxy linked within 100 miles of me or some shit that day.
>game is showing me my own victorywhy? also i deserve murk since every single weapon in there was on me
>>560732982That sucks, maybe its an ISP thing? Might still trying pinging an admin, maybe they can whitelist your IP. I get the feeling they get a lot of false positives on their detection so they might just be nice any anon that talks to them on the IRC and confirms they aren't a bot/badactor.
>>560732912you seem upset + gonna cry
>>560733095no dice>>560733256that's more effort then it's worth desu, the annoying captcha already makes it tedious to post so i'll probably just stick to mobile posting even if i can't post ggs/funny clips from games
>>560733224You used to be able to pick up your own red phantom stuff until they broke it somehow
>>560715856>>560717051>continued double reply terrtroon meltdownCinema indeed
>>560733492i guess that's reasonable if you end up on the same run
>>560732982Exact situation I was in for a whileThen one day it just stopped
>>560732982>>560733545You probably used phone posting to samefag abuse, and this was caught on, hence the error message.
>>560733545Stop pulling out your phone to cosign your own arguments they can see that is what you are doing. Used to be a big problem on other board until this new measure stopped it.
>>560730429>>560723937>>560722272>>560721550>>560732018Weird schizo
>>560734762Not really weird when you know whats going on.
>>560736710Stop talking in riddles you're so weird
replied to dos award
anime
>>560737498What riddle is there?
>>560738950There is none he's just mad af that mods found a way to stop his IP rotating spam posts and thought no one else knew what he was doing. Turns out we all knew.
I want a game where I play as Hoarah Loux, Warrior. Like Sekiro but for barbarians instead of gay ninjas
>we
>half the posts are namefag dramaI’m not sure if this is better or worse than when half the posts are goonposts
Did they drop the new everdark rotation? I'm in the shitter rn, just dropped my daily rotation.
>zorban said last thread he never has connection issues with randoms and it's all erg>2nd random game of the day has the phantom player during boss glitch happenclassic
I think we wonned too much and got tired of it…
I hate ED Augur so fucking much it's unrealDogshit retarded gimmick boss
>>560742709The crab
>>560742709Uoohhhhh kani
>>560741035Zorfat is a pathologic liar bitch, he'll do anything to make himself look good
zorban is so cool...
dead queue...
>>560743767imma coming
>>560741804This is literally Elden rings plot >>560743105Bodied that freak
>>560741035I said I never dc while playing with randoms and I did not dc in that game.I do appreciate that you're such a fan of me that you're watching my old vods whenever I'm offline. There's nothing wrong with that of course I'm happy I could entertain you.
>>560743979Zorfat let's test there's no message when you're blocked u fucker
Thank god cucksaw man is ending next week and becoming an irrelevant fart in society
I need an erg scientist, what's the optimal soulvful build? Since some anons don't like it when you do zpds with guardian or when you do too much damage with balancers.
>>560744292That's GODsaw man for you maggot
>>560744345Anything works as long as people don't need to carry you. Some characters are zdps intentionally and thats fine, they provide something else to the fight to compensate for the low damage.
>>560743979zorban i was talking about my own games...can you post your current guardian guard counter build please?
>>560744292I don't really like cucksawman that much just the girls are cute asf lol, he has a talent for their character design, the story wasn't really going anywhere after part 1 >>560744345Optimal sovlful build is wylder with no relics and you can only r1
>>560744372>so bad the author axed it himself mid arc
>>560744724How would you know where the story went if you didn't watch or read it
>>560744729What cuck fetish did he try adding that no one liked?
>>560744836If you are such a weebGOD name every anime
>>560744417except for guardian
>>560744878Stop deflecting, answer the question Did you read part 1 and 2 or not
>>560745190Didn't mean to trigger you again.
>>560745247No I've never watched a single second of anime, fucking 'ate anime, FOX NEWS on my second monitor only
>>560745296I get irrationally angry when I see this posted
>>560745190>>560745250How does this keep happening to him?
>>560745465Long story m8
>>560745353I'm going to ask you againHave you read part 1 and 2 of chainsaw man, yes or no? It is a very simple question to answer
death to birdjeets
remember when it had flamesling?
>>560745397why
>>560745723>Have you read part 1 and 2 of chainsaw man, yes or no? It is a very simple question to answerDid you know that a koala''s appendix is about 6 meter long
>>560745723I think you need to rest at the grace by the gate to have Melina show up.
>>560745791birds are getting uppity again
>>560745465How does this image send him into his loops every time?
>>560746410Anons humiliated him using that image like a year ago. Guy couldn't let go of the bants and here we are. Its a really long story.
>>560746016Why are you not answering the question? Explain the reason>>560746072Please go away
>>560746892She should show up when you rest at the grace, then you can talk to her to get the main quest going. The game will timeskip to night time, return to grace with Kale for something interesting.
>>560746341I remember doing this felt so bad lmao
https://www.twitch.tv/yungscrill69>>560747121
>>560746892Yes my favorite part is when John chainsawman said "it's chainsaw time" and chained all over the saws
>>560747505Okay what about umamusumeHave you actually played umamusume?
it's raining yuh halleluyuhit's raining yuh
4 games into the D4 winstreak challenge and god this is boring as fuckhow does zorban subject himself to this
gg balancers
>>560744604>>560720004
2 stacked 2 matter
>>560749364Why bother, no one will care if you’re doing it D4
>>560745981he will never be a woman let alone a loli
>>560751145i already have a D5 100 streak
>>560751114whoops overwrote the ss already my bad
>>560747505>>560746016>>560745353>>560744724You’re so cute and funny :)
gg sorcerer's riseACK-
>>560749364I think its pretty fun, how is it any less fun than playing with erg?
>>560744292>>560744729is it really? what happened? I’m like, 4 years behind at this point
I'm never gonna queue againguilty players have got no skill
>>560730523Great waifu continue posting her please
>>560733509>>560734762kill yourself threadshit-terr and don’t describe yourself or your activities
>Everdark Greg and heolstor>SoTE weapon pupdate>Flame bringer versions of bosses>2nd dlc announcement Were so close to winning bigly, please hold on
>>560752143D4 is noticeably easier than D5even my squishy builds can survive hits from anything that isn't red
God I'm so horny where are the fat posters
tard wrangling randoms for the everdarks is more fun than d5 with or without erg
>>560752548>thin
>>560752616the thumbnail makes it look like she is farting>>560752548never goon
>>560752529 (me)to add, 2 of those 4 games were ED balancers and dreglord, during both my team were 4bar+ but it's still too easy
>>560742709Further proof Wylder is the luckiest man alive
>>560752616pumping
>>560752925
gg everdog
>>560752529True D4 enemies don't hit as hard, pic-related. But the difficulty is moreso the players you're stuck with for a big winstreak.I still think D5 is easier because your teammates every game are significantly better players.
>>560730523>>560730872>>560732018>>560732179I used to have a similar problem back before the website went down last year, not with range bans but with IPs I use also being used by prominent shitposters on boards I’ve never even been to, after the site went back up though I haven’t encountered it at all, the only issue I’ve really encountered was when those weird temporary bans were going around for everyone last November, could be related to your issue
guys im kind of scared, kind of worried that you guys havent found out yet that real sex is so much better than cartoon pictures
>>560753828source?
>>560753828heroin also supposedly feels really good, the question is why would you choose to ruin yourself with it?
>>560753437Disagree, it’s pretty easy to solo D4 when your teammates ragequit than D5 and you’re more likely to meet ragequitters in D5. With balancers you also have people who are physically incapable of dodging even basic attacks or coping with being the last one standing
>>560753929that is a terrible thing to compare it to and you must be stupid but i have so much patience that i will explain to you ok? here: sex means winning and winners dont do drugs
>>560753828that doesn't matter when I'll never have real sex
>>560753828Hate sex, bacteria gets inside your peepee hole
>>560753828t.never did lsd
>>560753828Real sex with randos is pretty meh
>>560754194no i have its pretty fun
>>560754314is there a password q?
>>560754314falling in love makes it the perfect drug
>>560754081>Disagree, it’s pretty easy to solo D4 when your teammates ragequit than D5I've only seen randoms ragequit once in D5. ERG ragequits more and its rare there.
>>560754959you didn't see shit you use glasses four eyes fatty
>>560754959You mustn’t play that much with randos. I’ve been supplementing games in when the queue is dead and chinks quit of the sloghtlest thing goes wrong on day one all the time and the other person always quits shortly after
>fatty
>>560755156I played a ton of d5 random games, guess I just got lucky
>>560755156this is true, randoms are happy trigger quitters, no commitment after getting downed during a day cycle
1/3
>>560755170>fatty
>>560755242i will join
do people use rapier+buckler? i've only used it in pve against those dickhole knights who are immune to everything except parry
what if a dogshit player queued in.. ..6 or 7 minutes?
>>560755524there would be 2 of us
>>560753683We're dealing with Terr so we know what he was doing and what mods did to stop him. Gaslighting us about what happened isn't going to do anything we've been dealing with this guy for years we already know what happened.
>>560755609anon after today hopefully your self esteem will rise
>>560755723acknowledging I'm bad at the game doesn't mean my self-esteem is low, I'm just aware of my shortcomings
>>560755484>fatty
>>560755524>>560755514did you get a game? I'm still 1/3>the blocked
>>560756219still in queue and i shouldn't have you blocked
>>560754180>>560754168>>560753828>>560754314That doesn’t seem true
I uninstalled the game, sorry guys
GG fulghor god tier run
Grandes coisas acontecendo hoje no saguão da prática.
>>560755875well I meant it in regards to just nightreign skill anyhow but I could have clarified that
>>560756502wrong pic
>>560756219joining now
>>560741649Finally, some good art
>>560752412>reterrd seething after feeling called outTheater
>>560759162kek he's back.
>>560759162man why do people hack in these games? it's so boring
>>560759162lmao get fucked invader faggot, mega embarrassing for you
>>560756429why?
that was all my fault
i fucked up one jump and then we all died i need to use my brain for once
>>560759162Hey, at least you aren't getting double vyke'd again
mb I should've fucked off away from the heat instead of going for the res, it was obvious the next move was going to be the animus laser show
>>560760056no no its my fault for messing up my jump
>>560759843>>560760016>>560760056https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iC-PQAsfJaU
I think you are all trash and it's everybody's fault, now move on
>>560759352>>560759162Probably some casuals that just want to play co-op with their friends without having to deal with sweaty invaders. They have this nuke button in the backpocket for this situation to have a good laugh in the discord when they saw their red clown of the evening appear to provide them their free entertainment.
>>56076049799% chance they wouldn't have done it if the clown wasn't using spiral shield and uchi.
>>560760497>>560760754They'd have a better experience if they downloaded seamless coop instead of cheats
>>560760754Also, that's not an uchi you fucking secondary
>>560760382Its okay Ive already forgiven you too I was expecting this before you even sinned in your heart against me
gg buggs!
gg bugseven though i was strength duchy, the AIDS spray was doing pretty good damage for all of the run, wish it was easier to get
>>560758141>self narration hours laterThanks for the update brony bro but we know stop telling us now
I am terrYou are terrWe are all terr
>>560760851True. Ruining invader women on seamless is 1000x more fulfilling.
>>560711450all of our BB lorefags are gone sadly so you’ll have to turn to YouTubers and video essayists to find the answers to this
>>560761179Terr did that thing anons said he would and killed the terr persona and made creasy. You should update your programming.
>>560760382I honestly can’t remember the last time I lost or even nearly lost to bugs. I’m pretty sure I faced ED bugs duo at level 8 in that timeframe as well
>>560760851>>560761189but this is funnier
>>560761179I am not a brown cuckold thoughbeit. Also he lost + perma rage quit
>>560760497It would make me laugh. Ruining their night as they try to ruin mine. Feels good.
Let's all love terr
Zorban won. terr lost.
kissing terr...... raping trish.....
>>560761441Both are equally as funny. Terr getting shit on is just plain funny.
shifty is playing with mantard without alerting the gennie
>>560711450>What is the Kos Parasite? basically aliens, the parasites inhabit the bodies of creatures existing in a higher plane of reality which are worshipped as the Great Ones in yharnam, they are also full of parasites just like us>Is it some kind of alien slug? yeah>Why does it react to the Milkweed Rune?presumably the rune connects you with the greater ones, it "invigorates" them for you to assimilate better into an organism they can feed off of with the use of the milkweed's lumenwood transformation>What’s the path to true power? The eyes or the blood?both are for junkie fucks, too much blood and you turn into a dog that can't think, too many eyes and you turn into a comatose that can't think, no deal>What happened to the Pthumerians?nothing happened, they are all still voluntarily stuck in their endless tombs, building more and more of the dungeon is their only sense of purpose and has become their entire existence, maybe they subsist off cooked rat and delicious cave mold>Why was Maria guarding the clocktower?it's the gateway to the part of the nightmare that hides the most atrocious crimes committed by the early hunters, she is guilty of what she did at the fishing hamlet alongside her peers, she abandoned (a copy of) her weapon for this reason, presumably she doesn't want anyone else finding out what they did out of that same sense of guilt
>>560761978Selfish pedo
>>560761978Manta's live? Damn, I gotta join.
what if I forced nepheli to drink dung eater's sweat?
>>560761978How do you get in the lobby? The retard doesn't read her own chat
>>560763323you'd screw it up again and get cucked and chucked by Gideon before your very eyes
>>560753828piv is low status gratification
>>560756502did they have seamonkeys make the art for this game. these are not the toothsome soulsbornekiring icons of my youth
>>560763543but I have a lot of charisma I could convince her in licking his sweaty armpits
>>560763789They all mean things you don't understand, thats all.
>>560761346>>560761651>>560761682Careful you’re going to make him short circuit again
Is there any solid proof that terr is creasy?
>>560763937We've got like 20 minutes before his typical 40 minute rotation. >>560763990He's done the same thing multiple times. He used to be known as Sneedger for a while.
>>560763843>I have a lot of charismamegadoubt you inspire 0 confidence
>>560764881even doe my charm only works on women
>>560764936>>560763843cucks have negative rizz
>>560764936when it's up until they get to actually know you and want to run away, as usual, it's just because they were projecting their ex onto you
>>560764130Provide proof.
>>560763990Both dogshit exejeet's for starters
>>560765075Just did. The anons that dragon hunt him said he'd do it before he did it because he's been doing it on /v/ for a few years. When he did the Sneedger gambit everyone knew it was him because even by then he'd done this a few times already.
>>560765069>>560765073umm I don't like where this is going
my dog is addicted to licking my husbands armpits he must be so charismatic waw....
>>560765510I just farted. Does your husband fart a lot?
>>560765618wow he does!!!! amazing!
Why do you guys shit up these threads so much
>>560766178It's free entertainment devoid of any significant consequence
>>560765291You saying things does not equal proof. I am asking for screenshots and the like.
>>560766276But you could get the entertainment of good quality threads instead
No male was smart enough to see the moon. Only females. Women saw something bigger than the primeval current. Ranni’s Dark Moon 68intRennala’s Full Moon 70intRellana’s Twin Moons 72intComet Azur only costs 60intWhat does this mean? Are men worse at magic?
>>560766454there are no good quality threads on /vg/
What is it with brown VTuber fans and having zero manners? Literally hogging the queue despite being in the previous match.
>>560766454>good quality threads insteadgood one anon good one your post did "entertain" me with a "good quality" laugh thanks for joining us tonight man cheers man cheers
>>560766305And you'll keep asking as we keep making fun of the same lolcow.
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Anyone queuing or will I just play with randos
>>560711450>What is the Kos Parasite? Is it some kind of alien slug? It’s probably kin to the phantasmal invertebrates you use as hunter tools, which you also see around the fishing hamlet. It’s likely related, and this is why it can stimulate them when they’re hosted within your lumenwood growth; food for the phantasms. The term ‘milkweed’ (‘seedbed’ in Japanese) in English is likely a nod to how the milkweed plant is fed on by both caterpillars and butterflies (the orphan of Kos, and Ebrietas, have “butterfly” wings, and Rom looks closer to a fungal/plant covered caterpillar, than a spider). >Why does it react to the Milkweed Rune?The Milkweed Rune covers you in parasitic fungal growths to sustain and host the phantasms. It’s likely a better medium than human flesh (look at mad man’s wisdom and the possible origins or nature of the brain suckers; it’s likely a phantasm that replaced their brains and sucks insight out of you). You become a “lumenwood” like the Provost Willem (the old sage in the rocking chair). Classified as a Kin (this is why you and the Provost bleed/vomit a milky white). Except he (the Provost) is ambiguously either senile, too enlightened to care, or perhaps retained on to his humanity to the detriment of his body—while you’re outright taken over by the thing in comparison (or maybe you’re capable of controlling it, which is a tad bit dubious when your dodge animations change to what is essentially a puppet being controlled by something—creepy). Your entire head is covered in cauliflower, or mushrooms, with brain like patterns. The Provost looks more like the Milkweed rune itself. The cordyceps on his back (cordyceps being the fungus that controls the bodies of ants and other insects), I mean. Your growth is different. It’s on your head. Even the growths on Rom are on its back (though its head is a rock).
It’s possible that Willem is the polar opposite of what happened to Laurence. Focusing solely on Insight paralyzes the body and lobotomizes the mind. Focusing solely on the Blood deteriorates the mind and makes a beast out of the body. Both the Blood and Insight, taken together, is the key to great one ascension. Perhaps. Or perhaps not. Who knows! I like the idea that focusing on one or the other leads to different paths of evolution.
sorry didn't catch thatyou were saying?
>zorfat only at 10 viewers after streaming for an hournow I see why he keeps doing those NR "challenges" because otherwise he'd have no viewers KEKAROOOOOOO
what the fuck is this connection, booting me every 2 mins. fix your shit blue player.
>>560768320did you run my post through your language model or what, update to a less cheap one so it doesn't do the parentheses or hyphen freak outs that stuff is so last year
>fat
got to depth 3 on my fresh save solo runwhy do people do this, this shit is miserable
>>560768320> which is a tad bit dubious when your dodge animations change to what is essentially a puppet being controlled by somethingIt’s poetic since (You) the Player are what is controlling/playing them. So how can we, the Player, be sure what is happening to them? We can’t be sure. We can’t know for certain. For all intents and purposes we the Player still control the parasite, even if it controls the person in-lore. Indistinguishable. How fun is that?
>>560768681No. Do you think — is a sign of AI? It is, but it’s the default for phone posters who use two - ( - - without the space is —) taken together. I’m on my phone, guy. My first language is English.
im not rejoining, its completely pointless
>>560768320Why do troons do this GPT thing instead of just posting?
>>560768914nah it's a common trait for lesser models to see one instance of a special character like parentheses in a prompt and then overuse them unnecessarily in the phrasing it constructs
Willem is the end fate of all the idiots who bother using milkweed :^)Sort of like how Azur and Lusat are the end fate of all the idiots who snorted the cancer space rocks ;^)
>>560769029same, why the fuck does it give blue to the most 3rd world connection
>>560769048Same reason they make clown characters in games - they aren't capable of sincerity at all. I knew a tranny that did that constantly before killing himself.
>>560769128please seek purification
>>560769048It’s—not—ChatGPT—and you are—sadly—low iq for being unable to tell the difference between a beep boop—and an actual human BEAN.
>>560769128miyazaki (hidetaka) smokes my weed and drinks my milk in my dreams (but unironically) what does this mean for the lore implications?
>>560769250>please embrace the literally parasitic magic that consumes you from within Um no? :^)It’s a theme that wizards in souls games are mega retards
gruncle emoji btw
>>560769048he thinks the way he's composing his post is how anons keep outing him so he thinks having it filter thru chatGPT will make it harder to tell its him.
>>560769343it means another 20 billion must be given to israel
>>560769785Bingo.
>>560769448
anyone in the q
>>560751721kys tinpotroon
>>560769946that synagogue of satan can mald all they want, Christ is king
>>560761148 See >>560752412
cant help being a gemini
>>560770149Yeah
>>560770297Based>>560764936>>560765510>>560765408None of that is true
>>560768681i love this image so much i look like this
Senpou monks be like: “Infecting myself with zombie worms? What could go wrong!”Yharnam scholars be like: “Infecting myself with ghostly slugs? What could go wrong!”Raya Lucarians be like: “Infecting myself with alien rocks? What could go wrong!”
>>560770965The message has always been 'the real power was within you the entire time' as all the idiots around you pair up with things that weaken them in some fashion.
>>560770902hi twin
>>560768320>Rom looks closer to a fungal/plant covered caterpillar, than a spider). Damn. You’re actually right. That’s so interesting. The connection makes perfect sense. Motherfucking kino I tell you.
>>560770761you actually don't know what you're talking about my dog has a serious problem, if you even say the word armpit around her, her eyes widenlike all girl dogs with girl owners, she beyond adores my husband and basically wants him all for herself, she is a jealous little silly just like mommy, all of this is true!
>>560768320bloodborne is so good the music in the hunters dream past 40 or so insight still makes me cry you can FEEL that they loved making that game
>>560771106>'the real power was within you the entire time'Cringe. Souls and runes and blood echoes and whatnot are all external sources of power. If you aren’t material maxing you’re going to be left behind. This is why eastern alchemy lost to western alchemy since the western alchemist wasn’t totally obsessed with internal ego in the form of childish kung fu. The western alchemist (eventually) embraced the external world as greater than the self. Both western and Chinese alchemists/mystics sought to empower the self by uniting with the universe, but the Chinese never really ditched the idea that it would lead to cool personal superpowers rather than sheer impersonal practicality. It was hilarious seeing shaolin monks getting btfo by commies using basic guns.
>>560771785western alchemy didn't win retard, it effectively destroyed the world, biggest L there can be in the world
>>560771523cute
>>560771949Cope. The white man’s magic made the world you take for granted today.
>>560771785You might not understand these games.
>>560771785They are always getting btfo in fairness. They even named an entire century where they did nothing but get owned. Funny stuff.
I’ll wait 3 more minutes in the q then Switch to randos
>>560772019that doesn't make it a good thing, that makes us prisoners that are dying slowly to 6 or 7 different deliberate cancers, and it makes you a bad stockholm syndrome shalomslut for that matter
>>560772424want to duo with a rando? Im pretty bored of waiting and it seems most of whats left of the thread is playing with the meme streamer.
>>560771310Reminder that Miyazaki himself said that Rom is the “cutest” and his “favorite” BB boss.
>>560770761even doe it's all true and valid
>>560772591yeah I talked about it with him he's kind of right, he says he likes doing the same thing I do for her and ebrietas where I linger without attacking for a long while, like a little meditation just enjoying the vibes
>>560772390man at least they're honest
>>560772019>>560771785based western brilliance revealed all
>shalomsluthearty kek
>>560772580Sure I swapped over to two players
>>560772591>>560772672The curious fact that Rom and Ebrietas both don’t attack until YOU attack them is just kind of sad
>>560773175No it isn't.
>>560773163*two password players neededStill trio
>>560773082For me, it’s ‘Molochian Kikeslop’.
>>560770761>>560770297>ummm you have to do everything this old book says because...you just have to okay? and if you don't you're literally going to hell you nazi bigot chud incelchristcucks are truly retarded
>>560773163I am set to 2 pw players as well, but nothing is happening
>>560773314Yes it is. Rom is explicitly retarded (Vacuous) and doesn’t know any better. Ebrietas is mourning over its dead body.
>>560773661Perfect openings to kill eldritch horrors.
>>560772498Sigh. Just say you hate white people (and Jews), you big silly willy.
>>560773494Dunno, I am queuing with those settings. I might just play a rando match. I’m trying to brute force to 25 tonight
>>560773458>christcucks are truly retarded>>>/lit/25144378
>>560773458I don’t say any of that I was just agreeing with the rest of his post
the only two people queuing on the password have each other blocked, how sad to see
>>560774062I only have creasy blocked. So if its a block issue its not on me.
posting ergies' steam profiles
>>560772920>honestWhat? No. In a hundred years the invention of the internet will be attributed to a yet to be named Chinaman. That or some Pajeet. White envy is a horrific quality. It has allowed blindness to racism against people. It’s okay to hate white people. It’s okay to claim that black people can’t be racist to whure people. Asia simultaneously worships and despises white culture. Only Japan truly loves it. Everything they wear (okay, Indians still wear their weird ass cloth wrappings) and do (99.99% of modern day amenities like cars and medicine and the internet and, again, the clothes you wear, are sourced to white people) and speak (you can’t get anywhere in India if you don’t speak English—or have pale skin) is heavily influenced by the white race. And yet they want to see it destroyed and claimed as their own.
>>560773314yes it is
>>560774393You can't because mine is private >>560774439Elden Ring (and Nightreign)?!
>>560774439>whure white*
>>560774439>whurewhore*
>>560774578>Elden Ring (and Nightreign)?!I play the former but not the latter. If I played the latter I’d start to enjoy it (the co op part) and willingly ignore all the awfulness about it. Nope not doing that. It’s not canon. It diluted the charm.
>>560774439>It’s okay to claim that black people can’t be racist???
>>560774439
>>560774904Yes.
>>560775093>Blacks and other racial minorities cannot be racist, just like women cannot be sexist >Racism equals powerMy brain hurts reading this. I need to leave and take a big breather.Be back soon.
>>560775093bahahahahahahahahaha as an eastern eurocuck this is peak bizarro world right here
>>560773813i don't hate white people or jews? my country is significantly whiter in culture and demographics than almost any other country and my mom's family was jewish, but i do hate genocidal sadists and it's possible for a white culture to be more in tune with the ways of nature rather than the shortsighted consumption of it
Elden Ring?
>I-I’m not racist for making fun of my rich white boss for making more money than my poor black ass… stupid whitey…
>>560775093And blacks in America wonder why blacks in Africa make fun of them
>>560774393n-no
>>560775507>my mom’s family is jewishThat would explain it
Terr is awesome terr is coolWe all love terr
learn from rvc
>>560774152Unblock her
>>560777004I thought the self hating Jew was a thing? They hate themselves the same way white people do? I always thought it was ironic how white people and Jews both point at each other for their own shared sins. Both will bring in brown people just to “own” the other, as though the brown people won’t just kill them both when they get the chance (it’s getting close).
gas the hornsent
>>560777329That rabbi sitting on the world economic forum the other week claiming white people are behind rising levels of antisemitism in europe (and then that one american conservative rabbi ripping him to shreds right after) made me blurt out my drink laughing. Maybe the Jews truly are as stupid and naive as white people. They cannot identify their actual enemies to save themselves at this point.
>>560777781they're not stupid, they are just following a script for a stupid audience, to impart such madness on such an audience as just another step of their current chess move
>>560777586They literally did nothing wrong. What you don’t know is that the Shaman were all racist evil pieces of shit descended from racist evil pieces of shit. They truly deserved getting shoved into jars. Truly.
Nearly lost a base adel run with randos. You know what D5 randos are really, really bad at? Night invaders. Seem physically incapable of dealing with them efficiently
>>560777926Nah they’re pretty stupid. You’re trying to minimize the awfulness of the situation by pretending that it’s all planned. In reality they’re just stupid and naive. It’s a lot worse than being planned. At least with planners the awfulness is acknowledged. With naive stupid people they’ll forever be blind to their mistakes. There being a sinister agenda is a lot less annoying than it simply being sourced to sheer stupidity. Sort of like how you respect a self acknowledged hypocrite way more than the hypocrite who convinces himself he’s not a hypocrite.
>>560708684LEDA!
>>560777945source? I'm literally just trying to live
>>560778206well let me tell ya anon I hope you're right, but I guess we first wait and then find out
>>560777926There is NO sinister agenda. Jews are just mad scientists at heart and go “wuh happen’ at the end of it. They do TOO well and then everyone gets upset at them for doing too well.
