>>560675216>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>autotable konbi tourneyhttps://docspace-f8cip5.onlyoffice.com/s/RzycZKd6hxmL7bn>sheethttps://docspace-f8cip5.onlyoffice.com/s/_4F5WpYcZfvPP7s>St. Patrick's Day Lucky Lotto Tourney>377150
that's not koromo
>>560788989JKs are better and sexier than lolis and I'm tired of pretending child like anime girls are the hottest
>>560789156that ain't a JK
>>560788989kuuuuuh JK dia matsumoto doppiyan
amae leddit sucky tard troons are forever btfonever post your trash on /mjg/ again
oh no no no suckybros Mfg runs this bitch
>>560788989SEX HAG HAG SEX
>>560789409Wdym retards, the one that reported the previous thread was a amae redditor that couldnt handle a little cunnyIf anything there should be more saki threads, true repellent of newfag ledditors
>>560788989ZAMN HAG!
>>560789880>the one that reported the previous thread was a amae redditor that couldnt handle a little cunnyobviously true because it came to anon in a dream
Burger hours...
For me? Cocoa
This manufactured drama is yet another attempt by the RCshill to shit up the thread and cause infighting.Source: My schizo powers.
>>560790090this. never assume it's several anons when it can be one. this is the principle of occam's razor, I learned this from Umineko.
It wasnt me
ANNOUNCING THE ZUNG JUNG MOVEMENThttps://zungjungmovement.org/about/
>>560785621GG
>>560790090Yeah it's so obvious it hurts
We still love our local pedophiles, but you need to know the limits.
confirmed pedos of /mjg/>F>O>R>L
>>560789409it was the amae leddit tards that mass reported the first OP though?
>>560791587this is knownthis is known because umum
>>560791436>G
>>560790804Kek imagine being in San Diego and the only mahjong club pushes some obscure dog shit format nobody has ever heard of. Guaranteed schism of the club within a year
>city xisters got exposed againThey're physically incapable of not losing.
>>560791436proof?
The lottery for Day Four is closed. Our winner for today is S*******! Again!Uncensored cert: https://files.catbox.moe/mqxbpg.pngSheet: https://files.catbox.moe/fkdo2r.pdfCongratulations to our winner for collecting not one, but two of these rare and highly collectible sanma certs! There are only three left, so be sure to play in today's lotto for your chance to win!
Is it pronounced furry ten, or hurry ten?
>>560793042Neither.
>>560790071
Why don't we just kill the kid in the Omelas hole?
I'm trying to learn mahjong and I don't get why the hand at pic related has no yaku? Doesn't it have two identical sequences? Also how do you learn this yaku thing? I feel like I'm always playing the same hands every game and not actually improving
the client
>>560793158the client
>>560786219>1 hour and 30 minutes agoI sincerely apologize. Seems like in the middle of uploading my connection actually got flagged and rate-limited by the BSI (German IT federal office). Apparently they thought I was using the darkweb and restricted my IP, so I had to call their office to resolve itEpisode 1 in ~10 minutes fingers crossed
SHIKANOKO NOKONOKO KOSHITANTAN
>>560793489phew, good thing i use Tails huh
Bravo, Burgerkekken
>>560793158Read https://repo.riichi.moe/guides/newfren-readme.html
>>560793158The two identical sequences is a closed yaku. You can't get it with an open hand (calling someone's discarded tile). Look at the yaku chart and keep in mind which ones you can only get with closed hands before you call.
>>560793158Iipeikou can't be open.
newplaps...
>>560793986Dont you dare
me? Nodoka
q up sanma
>>560793158Learn yaku by learning about yaku.Yaku like iipeikou can trap noobs into going for them and getting risky over shit hands. Pay attention to your hand value, include it in your push/fold decision.
Hello Federal Office? I'm trying to stream pirated media
>>560794471>Learn yaku by learning about yaku
>>560793489It’s up, thanks for waiting!cytu dot be/r/shikaclub
Why don't we have any mahjong pros here?
queue sanma
>shika reddit reddit reddit red dit dit
>>560794950Consider not posting next time
I was in expert 2 before having memorized which were open and restricted to closed
>>560793042fu like foo fighters ri like retardten like pen
it’s funny when you can sense that one chihoriposter just from his writing style
>>560794901because they would rather spend their money on jade than the pro player fees
>one
>>560794901Because all the "pros" here turned out to be cheaters
>>560793042Huritem
>>560795250only one of them is needlessly annoying
>>560794901What pro organization would you join
>>5607951010 chiwhoris were posted though
Ghoti
How do we save terasucky reputationally?
>Online:5Queue
shan't
>>560793489
>>560796093I love chiwhoreys, just please stop reporting panda links for “loli/shota”. (yes, this actually happened)
queue
no telly no queue
>>560793489uhhh, you're on a list now anon
>>560794081
>>560796582
>>560793658
Aru you fucking luckshitter
>>560798043No, I am not a luckshitter. Are you?
>>560798043don't worry I sorted him out for you
>redo a passed exam to improve score>have no motivation to learn because I already passedowari da
>>560798043
I camehttps://exhentai.org/g/3846216/c2526e9fcb/
Building an Off Grid Forge on My Alaskan Homestead
>>560799139umm sir that's just a cat
>>560799139this is just straight bestiality
FUCK YOU, ARU! I HAD A YAKUMAN CHANCE!
>Hag wins 2 hands early>Gets 20k.lead>LeavesWhy do they always leave? Either when they are losing or winning hard? What the fuck is wrong with hag players? They got 3rd btw.Also every mortal bot abuser happens to be a hag too
fatwa upon aru
>>560799139wrong genders
>>560799725Sorry, but I MUST that St. Patrick's cert
i feel like a loser idiot when my hand is only 1000 points
>>560799139a cat is fine to— EUGH?!
>>560799139based
ai kopii!
>>560799139I came
Today's repo WWYD is easy, but only by accident. Unless you can articulate your reasoning, you didn't solve it.
>>560800543umapyoi! umapyoi!
>>560800950it's wrong though
>>560801135>he didn't even solve itYou might be worse than adept.
>>560801246I'd rather wait for souzu
>>560801313>cutting your bulgewhere is your pair lil broTHINK
>>560800950Tanyao bruh
>>560801473>cutting your bulge
>>560801567Wrong. Adept.
>>560801473>where is your pair lil broheadless is strong and is half the reason you cut 9m.
>>560799139the shinaruneko condom controversy was pretty funny
>>560800950I just did it, and it said I was incorrect, which mean the problem was at fault.
Daily WWYD with full bakyo on repo when?
>>560801864the what
>>560801658How is that adept dumbro, looking at the shapes the choice to cut is either 9m or 6m since you dont want to cut the bulging shape since it can bring an improvement , not only is 89 a penchan which is inferior to the 68 kanchan so of course its gotta be 9m because of tanyao. I think you are the adept projecting
>>560800950>Unless you can articulate your reasoning, you didn't solve it.Tanyao nya
>>560802010bro ur a&c 5 reps?
>>560801473>cutting your “bulge”>where is your “pair”
>>560803306Yes?
only expertkeks solve wwyds and analyze gamesreal celestials play by feel nya and only train on euophrys.itch.io/mahjong-efficiency-trainer
>>560803581Me on the right.
>>560803581me on the left
>>560802241some jap drew the cat with a condom in its mouthwestern side of twitter found it and started seething and lambasting the artistin response some artists just drew more art of the cat with/without a condom of various degrees of lewdity
>>560803825wwyds and analyzing is the play by feel grind.reading is for fags and crafting an ego.
>>560804286By cat you mean ichihime?
Reading RMS was the worst mistake in my life.
>>560804575Why anon, tell us
>>560804575I read 5 pages of SMS 3 years ago and I'm still cursed to this day.
>no one good at mahjong has read a mahjong book in their life>and if they did, it only made them worse at mahjong>and if it made them better at mahjong, they could have grinded instead>and if it made them better at mahjong faster than by grinding, it doesn't countthe average /mjg/tard's prayer
>>560804549no the cat in the doujin
>>560804691It killed my flow. Now I'm just a digikek seething as I get tsumo'd to death by luckshitters and my only cope is that 90+ rating mortal gives me.
the fact that every adept has won a friendly or tourney or league match against a celestial at least once has inflated too many egos
>>560804809>using ichihime to anti ichihime postanon your seethe is showing....
>>560753389I believe it.You don't want to accidentally do predictive programming like Girls Frontline did.
>>560800950I picked 9m because the value and tile acceptance prospects are higher and I'm can still be dropped pretty easily depending on how the hand develops
>>560804286baseda cat is fine too
YET ANOTHER FUCKING FAT FUCK XENIA OUTFIT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOSTAR
>>560806861this looks like Mirai
>>560806861>another xenia
>>560806861collab aside, damn does Xenia look cute here. they even slimmed her thighs downs some
>>560806861>3rd animated skinfatty
NO COLLABNOCOLLABOLLABAAAAAAAAAAAAA
collab nai...
Queue
>>560806861Did you all read that anons? She picked me in particular.See ya virgins.
>>560806861Too bad I don't main Xenia anymore after getting Luigi. Also>AnimatedNyo
ANOTHER MONTH OF NOTHINGWHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE FAGGOTS AT YOSTAR THINKING , WHERE THE FUCK IS THE COLLAB
>>560806861Too big
Another Fate collab, but this time around all the servants acknowledge the mighty and powerful Steve as a Saber-class opponent.
>>560806861imagine the mark her bare butt is leaving on that tile
>>560806861I'm not gonna lie I would drink that entire bathtub dry
>>560807012who?
>>560806861Nice cake, fatty
>>560806861Is that emote implying that we drowned trying to give Xenia oral?
Q up, I'm feeling lucky.
>>560807678thats her cellphone I think
>>560807678she tried to float the cake on the tray but it drowned..
>>560807806gonna be hard to top the 110k
ITS OK ITS JUST SANMADOESJT MATTER IF EVERYONE FUCKING CHEATS ITS SANMAYOU WILL BE THE ONLY ONE WHO CANT PLAY BUT ITS OK ITS FINE ITS SANMA THATS JUST HOW IT IS HAHAHA THEYRE SUPPOSED TO CHEAT
I will never play sanma
>>560808117Mahjong is the best when everyone cheats
>>560808167
>>560808117How does one “cheat” at Sanma specifically?
I know that they're cheating because I lost
>>560808396Only ever calling your tiles or waiting for tsumo otherwise
why would they release a skin line before a big collab like I'm made of money, there must not be an April collab
I don't respect anyone with the winning streak title because it means they played at least 10 games of retard shit was sanma and got lucky on top of that like this is an actual garbage mode
Winning streak is the actual easiest title to get. You will naturally win 5 and 10 games in a row as you hit knowledge break points and significantly outclass your opponents. Expert 3 m1 floater which is most of this general can literally play in silver and destroy the retards there EASILY. Sanma is easy as shit too because bronze is literally people pushing buttonsI don't bother with winning streak because I don't need a fucking seal clubbing award. Who cares?
How does one know if they are gay?
>>560807835Looks like a Nintendo Switch to me.
>Deadwalled againI knew it...
i already know i can achieve winning streak so actually getting it is just a question of putting in the time. shinomiyakaguya-7.png
110k? aint enough kiddo, get luckier
I'm a mental saint, why bother putting in the effort when I know the result already
>>560810842you should be thanking me
Just had one of the worst ranked days of my life, 90% of my tenpai hands dealt in
>>560806861I told you faggots like three days ago that the collab isn't happening for another month and lo and behold I was right again.I'm buying this Xenia skin too because I want to have sex with this.
>>560810842If you ever accidentally find yourself taking it seriously just cook up 2 alts and play like shit on them while going for infinite renchans. Its free.
>>560810842Should have furiten'd for the double yakuman instead of tsumo.
>Nina is almost Saint again What's your excuse?
>>560812384I don't have a husband who plays offline for me
>>560812384I'd set my goal at Saint, but the more I played and learned, the more I became aware that I'm already capable of it. If I continued on, fully shook off the rust and regained my habits, I'm sure I could reach Saint. That then just turns it into an exercise in putting in the time. The process became less exciting. Not to mention playing on Mahjong Soul felt worse once I realized the weakness of Maka compared to NAGA.
just dropped back down to adept
>>560812712Welcome back!
>>560813106Work damn it!
>>560812384I dont pay taxes to Fu Ji
>>560813282Yosh, yosh, don't cry Fujita Kana who Sings Up from the Heart.
what kind of name is Fujit akana? is she indian? aru-2.png
>>560813597sound doko
Aru Stupid
>>560813597She TANKED that.
I believe Aru is just pretending to be retarded.
>Dear diary, Cynthia-chan here!>My boyfriend Joseph bought a hydraulic press and he says we'll play with it later. I wanted to play mahjong but I'm so excited anyway!
forced character
>>560814240I agree, no one really likes bravo.
>>560814310thats not true
Is jade just single wait hointsu? is that all this is?
>>560814165This whole diary "ordeal" was proven to be a prank.
>>560814865Massive cope
>>560814018Unfortunately, she's a bona fide bimbo.
>>560793489I fell asleep part the way through but ended up watching the last dozen episodesThanks for keeping the stream up anyway anon
my opponent getting Ippatsu Tsumo off of a single wait with only 3 tiles left makes me go goo goo gaa gaa
I camehttps://exhentai.org/g/3811079/766f0298d9/
>>560806861>im about to buy a 3rd xenia skin despite not owning xenia
RIICHI!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWtpAzbEnc8
i have eggy farts but I didn't even eat eggs
Its statistically more likely for your opponent to finish their hand the VERY turn you hit tenpai no matter how early or late in the round it is, even Double riichi
stop farting
Every single fucking hand ive dealt into has been the most unlikely retarded hointsu fucking ever conceived
>>560816724the bakahon claims another hapless victim
Here's your hand a 14 shanten retardapalooza because we rigged your draws to be the exact tile you discard 10 draws in a row
anon you are playing fucking Sanma calm down
>>560816624
I can at least safely say I was fated to lose this one. The only thing that really pisses me off here is that it was the second to last draw.
>>560817535What the hell are these numbers
>>560817535ChineseDominos
>>560817535Look at her hand anon
>>560817805Look at the post anon
>>560817793I cant imagine there are many other jade nyaggers>>560817805>>560817779misquote lol
>>560817876Plenty, but jane is simply looking at the latest yakumeme in jade and tracking you with that.
>>560817535the yakuman tsumo special feat your dealer turn
>>560817972lol yeah that'll do it
>>560817972>he thinks amae updates data this quickly
>>560817994To be fair I dealt into something atrocious prior so I could have probably at least survived if not for that. At the rate im going ill probably be back down to my true home by saturday
>>560818120just focus on the game cynthia-7.png
Names? you mean like 6k5e, Acti, adoribus, Aestival, AkaNashi, amegumo, AnimeLover99, argalia, artbuddy, Atoru, bakasenpai, ballblasta, BathhouseOwner, BelovedTenko, Betty, Blazikasu, bnkrg姉貴, bob1444, Bodoque, Bratella, Broutemobile, BULKVANDERHUGE, BURAKINAITO, CEOofAutism, ChaosSkeleton, Conor12, Conspire, crackhead, CrazyWafel, CyberAngel, dkm, Dokku, DualEgo, Dubrissaud, eboy_, eebee, Eetswa, EnfieldTennis, Faageg, Fenou, Floats, Florg, Florin, forsenInsane, Garden, GG_to_all, gigacoomer, Gorona, guano, HarryLegs, hierarch, ICantJong, IComInIchihime, Jhesz, Jingsheng, johan00, Juphie, kastelle, KawawaAsuna, Kei, Kek_Lainies, Kiaraman, Kingdomfreak, Kirk, kopadot, Kress, Ktecismo, Laasti, levena, mad92, Maria33, MayoGirl, MechLamb, Meido, Mendleson, michaelao, Minoriko, Misoharo, MisterSister, modedrain, MSpark, muyokoe, Nilo, numbersletters, nyagger, Nybi, Obskiur, Odin, Onyx01, orangepeel, PagatUltimo, Panji, Pardot, Phalls, Pints, Plein, PonChixote, Qin_Feng, Quaoid, Reggro, Rekko, Resko, rezaloan, Rimu, RisingBob, rolypoly, Rovert10, rumi!, S496, SakiMadeMePlay, Sakuhara, sand_witch, Scin, scrungo, seamus2008, SHAMIKO, Shin_Arisu, Shouryu, Skor, socculta, Sol1, solarpletex, Sophia_Theo, spasmo, StarJAC, SuliDerDuli, superfraudlike, superreh, Sylthix, szme, Szveska, teach, Ten, Toska, trash, ttree, tumultuous, TyrantDean, uebwn7, UnAlbatros, Vacxina, VitaVitaVita, Waifu, Wapelo, Watapon, Wheed, WhiteZORA, XopyinHaiku, yakitori゛game, YOOOOOOOOO, yren1345, Yumemii, Zippy, ~~, あほ外人, あるてそら, さとりん, ワハハ, 名無し, 生意気な猫
>the chinese domino mentarulet
we lost so many anons...
oh my god why does this stupid faggot have to tsumo a dealer sanbaiman to steal my first sanma fucking sucks nothing matters cause niggerish luck shit like this happens all the time
a memorial
>>560818739>>560817183
>>56081828960% of these names don't even play anymore...
Last year I was on track for saint, this year I'm on track for deranking to gold
>>560819010A whole year in which you learned absolutely nothing and wasted a fuckload of time, congratulations
>>560818923mahjong is reclining
>>560818796IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
>names
>>560819116stop nuisance act
>dog bumped my hand during my first discard>accidently discard a dora tile which I had a pair ofI think if my draws werent so shit that hand and I didnt just fold it anyway I would have cried myself to sleep all night
>>560819210
>>560819210>my dog made me loop
Cat superiority demonstrated again.
>>560819303>names
Bravo burgerkeks
>>560819303My dog probably plays Mahjong better than I do so there's no way that can be true
put the dog on the mic
Steve skin tomorrow
>>560820167Not so fast. Too much time has passed since the last Yagi Yui skin.
it's probably going to be the nun, for the male outfit it's not going to be joseph
>>560820383cardinals don't get skins
>>560820506
pachinko looks like so much fun...https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pi4JYOpCP14
>>560820805im going to play a lot of it when I go to japan next month
>>560820848tfti
>>560806861
>>560820805How many pachinko machines does a person even need?
>>560821135how many jyanshis does a person even need?
>>560821103Hell yeah brother I have no idea what the fuck im going to do in japan other than play Pachinko im kind of scared I dont know anything
>>560821195play rhythm games here duh
Why is /mjg/ filled with gambling degenerates?
>>560821315Yeah I plan on gambling and going to arcades, I feel like I should do a little more than just that. Maybe not...
who here lost their virginity in a japanese soapland?
>>560821531Tempting, but I feel like im too autistic for that shit
>>560821461
>>560821531Have you asked management if anyone turned it in?
>>560821531they don't accept dark skinned dudes
>>560821531It was my understanding that soapland that cater to gaijin tend to be... ran through
>>560821601I don't get it
>>560821195https://www.anitabi.cn/map
>going to a country where gambling is "banned" to gamble
>>560821195...Mahjong?
>>560821531I did, I said it before. Had a great experience for my first time. My first choice was the idol legal loli (E cup/147cm) was available on that day I came to visit, but left early because she wasn't feeling well, I even met her on her way out. My second choice was great though (E cup, around 165cm with great body), she made me comfortable and offered her best service despite I wasn't feeling into it. If you can speak basic nihongo, you'll surely have a good time.
>>560821195soapland?
three years sitting on a cold rock will make it warm.
>>560818289Not a single one of my alts are here.
WWYD and riichi or dama?
>>560823264explain why this is even a questionthere is a kan on the board, you riichi automaticallythis game has been solved for 200 years
>>5608232646p riichi, sometimes you just have to take the risk my guy
>>560823264Your hand is worth jack shit riichi my niggy
>>560823264if dealer wins you are the one eating shit anyways, riichi tsumo ura2 is valid.6p rich
>>5608232646p riichi. Don't even care about the ura, just stop shimo with 1 han
>>560823264That momo will deal into you 100%, its a riichi. And good thing too, I fucking cant stand momo knock that bitch into LAST PLACE DO IT
>>560823264>RII-RONNYANANITTSUUHONITSUDORA NEKODORA NEKOHANENYAN
>>5608232641 dora w/ riichi is enough with a kan on the board, don't greed for SSK
>>560823264Defy all logic and riichi 3p for maximum psychic damage when you ippatsu tsumo next turn
>>5608232643p riichitsumoippatsusanshoku doujundoradoradora 6sanbaiman
>>560823673you forgot the part where toimen ragequits, i can see the vision.
>>>/pol/531094640
>>560823902>shitpost OCs making fun of magahats for being retarded>they turn it into a symbolI wish they fucking woke up and started getting their shit together and fixing the country instead of being laughing stocks for the politicians they vote in.
>>560823264Riichi 3pIts less likely for the cats to need 234p or 345p than a 456p 567p, given that they were willing to Kan in the first place.
>>560821531No but I have hired a few escorts before. I didn't lose my regular virginity but I definitely lost other kinds when I hired them. First one was cute, she almost looked like a girl with makeup on but looked very androgynous without it. The others were not as attractive if I'm being honest.Mahjong.
>>560824149Gaaaay
Charging... 60%, 70%, 80%, 90%... Caladbolg fully charged.Disabling limiter... 200%... 300%... 500% Caladbolg maximum output.The light... it shines...This sword is the dream that all warriors -past, present, and future- hold as their death approaches.A sad, exalted dream.It carries their will as its pride.So now, witness this final act! And even if the curtain won't rise again, I dedicate this final performance to you.Ron! Let everything be destroyed!
>>560824221StEve sit your chunni ass down
>>560823439It's a bad wait 5200 dama with 3p but it also feels like a waste to dama when you aren't going to be changing your wait ever>>560823398>>560823505>>560823520>>560823525It felt like +2 han was enough of a reason to cut my winning tiles in half, but alasI guess the point difference + the kan is too important to allow thatGay ass website thinks I'm spamming with too many quotes
>>560824149you took it up the ass didn't you
>>560824373>give shimo the 3p he needed by choosing the retarded wait in a last place avoidance scenario>deal inthere's justice in mahjong
>>560824373YOULETMOMOWINFUCK YOU
>>560824467They don't call him LordofTrannies for nothing
>>560824373Ohnonono, sanshokeks
>>560824467I didn't feel like 2600 or 1000-2000 was enough to avoid last place which is why I did itUra dora was 2s and 8m by the way>>560824573You got the wrong person
>>560824373>would have easily gotten Tsumo + 1 Dora and maybe even an ura for a mangan hand>went for memeshokulollmao
>>560820805I've played before and it's really not that fun unless you're easily entertained by flashing lights and loud noises. Low-stakes gambling that's basically just flushing money down the drain like slots. At least with mahjong there's a game that requires some amount of skill, even if parlor rates are suffocating.
>>560824373>ssk greeddeserved. I would winmaxxing on that situation 100% because you're third versus against someone who will be willing to challenge your riichi. Bad read, skill issue.
i will kill every last sanshokuer
>>560824382I can't answer that question
>>560823264咲さんかわいい
>Finally finished downloading a VR JAV where your bratty little sister teases you, seduces you, and you creampie her multiple times>Check the thread after jerking off>New animated Xenia skin Xeniabros won bigly tonight
Does this count as chombo? It looked pretty tasty...
>>560825371i thought you always eat this when going for tanyao
>hit tenpai>don't think just riichi>get improvement that would give my hand more valuemila-1.png
>>560824221CAN YOU FEEL IT VANADIEL?THIS IS TRUE POWER!
I asked a while ago about atozuke and the possibility of going permafuriten by calling. This was my most recent occurrence, and I'm still not sure if I did the right thing here (I luckily ended up drawing the 6m, but that's not the point).
>>560824382
>>560826373absolutely notpost the furiten cat clipNEVER CALL TANYAO WITH AN INCOMPLETE 78 BLOCK
>>560806861Xenia is a gamer!
>blatant ron skip to try to get Hanner out of (and nyagger into) 4thGameplay reports do nothing, right?
>>560826464If anything, always atozuke with 23/78 blocks so you can have a chance to live an immortal moment just like that
>>560826373This one is fine I think. You have a mangan, it's the middle row already, and you're still 2-shanten while two people have called already. It's better to risk furiten than have your expensive hand flushed away, though it's a bit iffy here since 6m is also the dora indicator so it's more likely for toimen and shimo to hold onto it
>>560826373It's perfectly fine, especially for a 3 dora hand like that. 9m is half dead so there's even less danger. A furiten wait is only a problem if it's your final wait.
>1st with 40k>dealer kami tsumos>haku>aka 2>suddenly I'm 2ndwhy is there always a bigger luckshitter, when can it be my turn?mila-3.png
>>560826763Actually maybe not shimo, the early 8m before honors feels way too early for him to have 6m
>>560825452You can just draw tiles from the pond in chinkjong?
This hasn't been posted:https://x.com/MahjongSoul_EN/status/2034472428781682733
Spoke too soon, I am the fucking luckshitter. Thank you mahjong gods, I really needed that serotonin boost.
>>560827217yes it has
>>560827217Anon...? >>560806861
>>560806861Will Xapitan come back?...
>>560827367No, I read every post>>560827391Where?
KokoMajsoul Friends Room 16065(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=16065
>>560827607>Hiro friendly past midnightDon't make me get out of bed for this...
>>560827685I haven't hosted a friendly in a while, surely you'd help me fill the room...?
>>560827607Started!
>>560827484>>560806861
>>560821195there's a strip mahjong machine in one of these gigos
>>560824373good wait 2600>bad wait 5200
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>>560827978Nope, I hasn't
>>560828424but what does the twitter link add to our discussion of xenia's malnourished thighs?
>>560828424
>>560828424For some reason, retarded burgers never post the animation
>9/10 in sanma for winning stream>get hit by 3 baiman tsumos>Every hand is 4-5 shantenYOUAREFUCKINGNIGGERING MENO FUCK YOU SUCK MY COCK FUCKING SUCK MY FUCKING DICKJUST BECAUSE I DONT HAVE YOUR STUPID FUCKING SNAKE WHOREI DID NOT GIVE YOU MONEY DOESNT FUCKING MEAN YOU CAN JUST CHEAT YOU ARE A CHEATING PIECE OF SHIT GAME
>>560828476The animation, presumably.
>>560828160thanks bra
I HATE SANMA I HATE SANMA I HATE SANMA I HATE SANMA WHY DO DEVS FORCE YOU TO FUCKING PLAY SANMA FOR THIS TITLE WHY IS THIS ALLOWED WHY CAN MY OPPONENTS TAP OUT EVERY FUCKING NORT
>>560828476She needs... MORE FOOD!
>>560828636Sanma is the easiest one lol
>>560828534>>560828565The animation in the video was made for the PV and won't be available in-game so who cares? They pulled the same shit with the car door animated outfit.
>>560828550>>560828636yonmakeks are genuinely embarrassing
>>560828738No it fucking isnt because every time you hit 9 the game literally, and I mean literally fucking rigs itself for you to lose. Every fucking time. No matter what. To top it off it is fucking heavily botted. There is so much random retarded bullshit that can and WILL happen in Sanma. Its very easy to play 3-6+ hands without even a lick in tenpaiYou cant push, because you didnt get Kita tiles, oops, I guess thats it. You cant fold either, because your opponent called riichi turn 2 Oh oops guess my opponent had the IDEAAAAL conditions to finish his fucking retarded fucking meme hand oh wait my opponent donated a counted yakuman to my other opponent while im dealer WOWIE ZOWIE
>>560828778man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much""what is it honey?""our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel.""ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen.""good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door
>melty hoursi'm skipping this episode
>>560828980but who was phone?!
>>560829004Not only that, it is over a fucking meme title and meme game mode
just get 2nd place 10 times in a row lmao
Hey only the smartest and most handsome seal clubbing elites have winning streak
>>560827607nyagger where did you go...
>>560827607GG thanks for the game!
>>560827607Shame about the DC but gg nya
>>560827607I think Aru SUCKSThanks for the game.
Its kind of amazing how much fucking gaslighting goes on from fucking sanma fagsoooh you can go for meme hands! You get them more often! Its two suits! Collect those Yakuman! Oooh it requires talent, it REALLY puts that tile efficiency to the test! Fucking no it doesnt. The FUCK it does its whoever cna fucking rush Hointsu. Thats it. No other hand matters. Whoever happens to draw their Hointsu out wins. No other hand is fucking worth going for because they are all too fucking slow and stupid. Hointsu the fucking game mode, great!
>>560827607GG
>>560829568>oooh you can go for meme hands! You get them more often! Its two suits! Collect those Yakuman!did you not speak to a single anon who plays sanmaanons will lose two games in a row and declare all mahjong bullshit, it's pathetic
>>560829863>Plays sanmahahaha you had me going there for a second QUICK GUYS ANON IS WINNING MAKE SURE OT STOP HIM AT ALL COSTS
sanma truly exposes the feeblest minds on /mjg/
>>560829568>oooh you can go for meme hands!You never go for meme hands. Stop watching that loud sanma dog it'll rot your brain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXeHwhLPKz8
>>560830082you haven't met me
>>560829863In slight defense of Anon, everybody does say yakumans in sanma don't count because it's "easier". But Anon clearly overestimates how "easy" it is.
ONLY CHASE MEME HANDS IN SANMAONLY CHASE MEME HANDS IN SANMAONLY CHASE MEME HANDS IN SANMAhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/1YEGYrcq4xg
/mjg/ has reclined
>>560830173>yakumansyakumen
Nothing in sanma counts. Everyone with winning streak fucking cheated to get it. All they did was fucking win trade
>>560830339But the winning streak title also requires playing tonpu?
Oh yeha im going to take the WHOLE fucking 25 seconds to hit the fucking Kita button, Wow, What a meaningful choice. It was sure worth taking that fucking long wasnt it HMM SHOULD I CLAIM MY FREE DRAW AND HAN? NAAAH I DONT WANT IT
>>560830339auntmotown...
>all this seethe because he cant get the easiest title in the game, so easy its not even worth his time to try and get in fact because he could get it if he really wanted to but he doesnt of course because its a waste of time
>>560830383Yes? You can literally just make a new account and just slap around bronze retards which is wha they all didYou cant do that in sanma because nobody is high rank in sanma becausae its a bullshit game mode and its populated by fucking bots
GLORIOUS DAY
>>560830515>nobody is high rank in sanmaThe seethe is getting delusional.
Someone get this hothead outta here.
Sanma is the fastest litmus test for your mahjong talent.If you can't win at sanma, you should quit mahjong.
>>560830573hothead is a synonym for handsome lmao what a faggot
Where is the saint copy paste when you need it
As he died to make men holy, let us die to make men free!Show me your 4th place avoidance face!
>>560830515>Filtered by bronze room
>>560830750Its not bronze when everyone in there is adept 3 sucking each other fucking off
How is 90% of /mjg/ unable to win in bronze room sanma?
>>560830865It's literally one guy
>>560830707but there's only 3 places in sanma
>>560830885/mjg/ keeps saying it's "one guy" whenever drama happens but that's statistically impossible.
>>5608309231st place was removed as there are no winners in sanma.
>>560830923How is it throbbing like that?
>>560830865Who is the other 10% the winning streakers?
how do we save /mjg/?
>>560830984You clearly weren't here when the RCshill got the boot and we saw all his deleted posts
>>560831084Looks like the answer is more sanma
>>560831084Delete sanma as a formatRemove everyone who is kekspert and masterimport more adeptchads
bag or samnayou can only eliminate one from mjg
to be frank, introducing more sanma would actually revitalize /mjg/
>>560826464
why save it?
>>560831084Invite more baggies
>>560831335neither, i choose to save /mjg/ mutsuki-12.png
>every team playing today is in the top 4So there's literally no point in these matches? Their points get halved at semis anyway
Invite more baggies
>>560831479There's still a week of prelims anonchama
>>560831479Sega has to try not to die
>>560831479Phoenix could still lose their top 6 position, though they'd need to lose like 250 points.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SSxfa3da58
If you're gonna invite baggies invite Arufags I like Aruposters
I finally went and tallied my results for this yearMy losing streak is grimmer than I thoughtI want to crawl into a corner and die
>>560830442>Do i risk giving everyone more point swings and open my hand just for a extra draw chance of tsumoSounds like a meaningful choice to me
>>560831370s'cool
Aki's ex-husband really cursed fatsumata for NTRing him huh
>>560831490>JusticeJustice!
mahjong boys be like: imagine a play so valuable you must kill yourself immediately
Invite the shurofags
ROKUSEN ORRU
>>560832028Because you are a retard yourself
GO GO DAIGO
Beat up the shurofags
Majsoul Friends Room 37390(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=37390
>>560831084Kill more Koitos
>>560832831
>>560832831Don't join this lobby, it's full of mustard gas.
>>560832869good meme
>>560832885
>>5608328314/4
YUZU BRAPS!!!!! MENTIONED!!!!!!!1
>>560830984occam's razor
I think I figured the actual collab out
>>560830984Thinking in statistics for everything you don't know about is peak midwittery, especially for things that can be rigged.
>>560832736this makes me hard
>>560833218horsie!!!
>>560830984There have been multiple one guys in this generalWhen that one guy gets exposed, fucks off or mends his ways (very rare) another one takes this spotIt's like the Great man theory but the polar opposite
>>560833369>It's like the Great man theorycomplete and utter nonsense?
Many One Guys a thread make.
>>560833414but the polar opposite
How do I explain my sexy loli posters and figurines and mahjong sets to the section 8 inspector when mom shows them my room?
>>560833493she's so cute
>>560833493That definitely looks like she got her boobs done
I think the game took pity on me and put me in shitter queue. Every other game there's somebody with a B. Not even just loopers, but m3s and saints too.
Fatsumata bros...
>>560833259The other day I've read a doujinshi in which a MILF invited a little boy to her house to play togheter from an Epstein-like app for pedo cannibals.They played together a lot and had plenty of fun and the little boy started to open up to her and saying how happy he was to have found someone like her.Then she broke the moment and told him casually she was going to eat him, leaving him dumbfounded.She raped the boy, tortured, killed and cannibalized him, all the while having plenty of fun humiliating and tormeting him and finally fully enjoying the act of consumption mid masturbation, then returned to her life like nothing happened, planning to do it again to another child as soon as possible.It was the most erotic thing ever, and I wish I wasn't into it. When will the suffering end?Mahjong.
>>560833561Call the inspector racist and misogynist for discriminating against petite Asian women if they make a fuss. Double down and accuse them of projecting pedophilia if you sense hesitation.
6 hours till spring sale
>>560833853I already got all the games I want/need. Now I'm just waiting for the new .hack title.
>>560833218I'll be the famous diosaur
>>560833774Get yourself treated.
>>560799725don't say dirty words like that kagura it's bad manners
>>560827313Reason
>>560834119I've been looking for a cure for decades, but there's no such thing beside bullets.
>>560806861>blob artist emote
>>560833774Link it to me
>>560834495Uhmm... nyo.
Shimoishi only needs 13.4 points to overtake the fatass as top scorer.
why is doko being so weird and gay again, can we cut ties with them already
>>560834938trannies (unironically)
Do you practise any thinking strategies whilst playing mahjong?
>>560835283>thinking strategiesthe what now
>>560792839That's not fair, one winner shouldn't be able to win again. Just give it to the 2nd place.
>>560835421It creates more FOMO this way.
>>560835421>you shouldn't be allowed to win multiple tourneysSounds like LOSER talk.
