Didn't bake edition>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain >>560708684
the german nation shall not make a new thread before the old one is archived
>dsgtroon OPsomeone make a real thread
>trash thinks gravity well does split physical damage>also thinks this makes it do more damage to adel???and this guy has 2000 hours
Noooo why did you make a new thread>>560853108Well excuse me for not knowing every single unexplained mechanic
>>560853104You only have yourself to blame.>>560853108I doubt that he even played Elden Ring.
>>560853104what? isn' that elden ring footage? is that not the black knight helm?
i'm not feeling depth mode >enemies have more health and damage>so you have to stack attack power and damage negation that's it...?
>>560853108He'll kill the persona and make a new one easy peasy.
>>560853108Imagine not knowing every single mechanic about the game
>>560853156>>560853472Don't reply twice trash
>>560853239the webm was made by viteazu negro who is a known dsjeet thread shitter alongside terr
>>560853108meaningless, I have 3000 hours and I forget to heal
>>560853557shut up sissy
>>560853607I buy wondrous physicks and almost never use them.
>>560853565is he your ex boyfriend? do you have history and it hurts you to see? are you a little too traumatized to be reminded like that? who cares because to me it's an Elden Ring footage for an Elden Ring thread, we've had truly retarded reasons for effective thread splitting before and this would be one new low
>>560853108yeah well you have 200,000 hours in life and not a single girl wants to touch you
>talk shit>well can you mention your name so we can examine your gameplay too?>n-no it's an anonymous board anonymous is legion!!!
>>560853607shifty...
>>560853794How would you know that?
>>560853265We were winning so much in non depths that winning didn’t feel good no more
>>560853706I think I could count with just my fingers how many times I have used wondrous physicks in both elden ring and nightreign
>>560853794stop shitposting trish and eat your tacos
>replied 3 timeskektell me why, even if gravity well did split damage, it would do more damage to adel?
>>560853794So true sis!>>560853939Making cream chickin tacos with guacamole fuuck yes
>>560853794>>560853108OOOOHHHHHHH not looking good basictoollover, she cooked your ass
>>560853931In ER they did wild things that could change your build dramatically for a few minutes, in NR they are mostly just some form of hp modifier. They make the boss fights free in NR they should definitely update the system. I know they exist for shit players who struggle but if you aren't that type of player they make the fight so free it isn't funny.
>>560853931you dont drink the vendor physicks before the nightlord?
>>560853987>ACKSHULLY GRAVITY WELL DOESN'T DO SPLIT DAMAGE LIKE OTHER GRAVITY SPELLS!your face rn
>>560854159weird bot post
>thread starts with subcelebrity dramacan someone point the exact date when we lost?
>>560853565>>560853794You triggered the brown thread shitter known as shiteazu negro and made him cry profusely well done victory is yours
>>560853987Maybe it’s a meta commentary about the weight of the title of baron crushing Adels soul and tearing him apart.
>>560854192>ball of gravity does magic damage only>as opposed to other gravity spells that hurl big rocks and also deal physical damage
>>560854159>drink physick>nightlord input reads it and one shots you from across the map
>>560854004I remember sending my ex a picture just like this and he asked for a close up of my soles and called them perfect and he cumed and I just laughed and queued for nightreign
>>560854192it doesn't i'm asking if it did, how would it do more damage to adel?
>>560853794>>560854086SHE COOKED MY ASS TOO WHY AM I CATCHING STRAYS!!!
>>560854307The physick I drank makes that attack do 0 damage. Don't worry I can res you while he's doing the ultimate on top of your corpse check this out. >baaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh>*rolls*
>>560854234The nanosecond ED balancers dropped and the content drops stoped fyorever
>>560854185you're supposed to drink them before? are they not like they just last a couple minutes and if you miss your window you miss it altogether? I always save it for a moment when I have to clutch but when that moment comes in truth I just panic and forget everything
>>560854450actually bubble flasks don't completely negate an attack, it's like 95% negation meaning it breaks your full hp negation so you die to the next hit you take
>>5608542342 fold victory across 2 fronts. /v/ killed him with a webm and we killed him with an image of guardian. We can't stop winning.
>>560854234the other day when they released the NR vynl with the OSTit means they're never adding any more music tracks so they're completely done with content and have publicly stated that by releasing it
Trish you are not supposed to murder people with banter
>>560854554Bubble? I heal from elemental attacks for like 3 minutes g the fight is already over. We hit the half way point the boss is going to switch over to elemental spam and I'm going to heal to full from all of it.
>>560852437>third person seethe posttheater indeed
>>560854635cc, tinpo, translate this
>>560854371Uhmm because adel takes more damage in his head? I don't fucking now>>560854705>>560853794lol that post wasn't me but bro got completely obliterated on the fr
>>560852293Except your name is Wylder accordingly dummy that’s how this works i don’t make the rules
>>560854086That's not me and even if it was, I'm not 22.81 years old yet.>>560854831How would damage type affect that?
>Play with actual cheater Revenant with x6 bestial incants and everything else is pretty much perfect and a suspicious double balancer Duchess with a bunch of holy +4>Heolstor doesn't even get to nukeSo pointless and boring dude
>>560854962BECAUSE
>>560854993>Playing with cheaters>you let them get to the Nightlordyou fucked up.
>>560854831what does split damage have to do with headshot multipliers?not even to mention split physical not getting buffed by magic/affinity up
>>560854993I love it, free win for the streak and cheaters never quit
>>560855020Stop posting these suggestive images. They are very annoying.
>>560855135Idk who cares nerd>>560855172Sorry...
The Trish face reveal late next month is going to be so legendary you guys aren't even ready, it'll be like gr*** on steroids due to the avatarfaggotry.
>>560854732>continued cross thread schizo meltdown cinema
>>560854687Kek that’s just fucking sad Truly the game of all time
>>560855312Anons have been doing a number on him.
>>560855258why are you giving out your opinion if it's objectively wrong and you can't even give a reason why you think it's right?why would split damage on gravity well do more damage?
>>560855258Aye, you want to be such a uwu chungus innit cunt?
>>560855475I will respond if you post your IGN
>>560855110>>560855163I dunno I didn't think she'd hit that hard, my own Revenant has insane relics and she still needs some passives to get going and I still run out of Fp pretty often, this guy was almost one shotting stuff during day 1 alreadyAlso I would have alt f4'ed but I felt bad for the Duchess but then she started melting shit with haloslop by the end and I mentally checked out, I'm still not autistic nor petty enough to go afk but I was doing the bare minimum, also if somebody's salty enough they can report you to Bandai and I think that can actually fuck you up
>>560855660t***
>>560855660You went against basic logic, why should he post his IGN?
>>560855660pururi morti
>>560855726Reports don’t do anything, terr reported me all the time. Beast claw revvy melting everything isn’t new, it’s pretty meh for most nightlords though except balancers and I think heolstor
>>560855020do you look like this?
>>560855660ender lillies fan or elf for short
>>560855857>couldn't even get it rightI hope you did that on purpose to give me a headache.
After careful consideration while eating my taco I have decided it does more damage to Adel because it's purple and he's purple too, thank you
>>560855660cc
>>560855726I just watch them and don't help so we end up being level 3 by Night 1 and everyone wipes.
>>560855312>continued self narration and no youKinography
>>560855660creasy
>>560855660Zorban0
>>560856145*sissy
>>560856343sissy duck?
I like Trish purely because he makes terr so upset
Nesse ritmo, entraremos para a história...
>>560855297grass was terrifyingmadison and nezuk's were more funny
>>560856531same guy
1/3
>>560856531>he
>>560856761same same
>>560855297what about poopa
The femboi journey continues
>>560856649it was so amazing, he was like our own real life wojak, it actually ruled of him to double down on the ego post-reveal, it's a funny and appropriate way to own it>>560856914we never saw his real face just his chud black hole sun edit cartoon right? maybe i missed important lore
>>560856987more like fort faggoth amirite
>>560856531That's just terr talking about himself. Anons programmed him into replying to his own alter persona.
>>560856829I'm running the most dishonest build in all of nightreign tho>wylder>double balancers>night invaders with +1 grapple>holymaxxing with dormant reapers, +mind-vigor respec and defeated enemies art gauge
>>560857178Thats just a basic bitch honest build.
I like how the narrative shifted from halo slop bad to balancerslop bad just because I don't run dormant reapers
She halo on my scythe 'till I slop
>>560857397Discordfags cry about everything bro. They are guys that think they are women that are literally addled in the brain ignore their bs.
>>560856531This. Every thread I pure seetherald because of his presence. Hilarious.>>560853104It’s to be expected at this point.
>>560856987he looks like he needs a wife that makes him grow a beard and get into athletic swimming in their own private pool for just her to see
>>560853794>>560854004>>560854192>>560854370>>560854831i look like this btw
>>560857553I dont agree with that last part but yesIt's literally the classic souls elitist rethoric of "Nooo you can only use the builds I APPROVE I am the honestest"
>>560856215point that finger back at yourself faggot maggot thread shit-terr
>>560858070why are you so angry?
>>560855928>Reports don’t do anythingI had a friend of a friend who got banned for 6 months or something for blatant cheating at Pontiff in DS3, the guy who reported him gloated about doing it directly with Bandai and how it worked (The guy also had a giga racist name so I guess there's that), I'd rather be cautious>>560856149Might as well just alt f4 to be honest
>>560858618I like the schadenfreude when they realize all hope is lost.
>>560858403>>560856215Accurately identified the thread shitter nicely done
>>560855726>>560854993creepy...
>>560857669>>560856154>>560854635wylder is one lucky guy, that much is certain… uoohh…
>>560857669Nice>>560857553>everything I dont like is discord>>560857898shut up trash
>Vinyl basically certifies this is all the content we're getting for the gameFuck me dude I don't want to play Tarnished edition unless it's a big rehaul
>>560859669>newfriend doesn't know about the discord
>>560859121>>560858403Don't reply to yourself terrtroon obnoxious faggot no one will ever love you
>>560859852>>560859852>self narration dilation projection combo in one postcinema for the ages
>>560859821I am in the 'cord, and it's just like here and /v/. The kind of build complaining you are talking about it all over the place, including here. Get better material schizocow. >>560859675How does a vinyl collection confirm that? The FuturePress guide was delayed to the end of this month for the record.
>>560859675This was always coming. At least they finally ripped the band aid off. But yeah tardshit edition is no replacement.
>>560860349k-keep us posted
>>560860401I am a dual citizen and double agent
I've only ever used stuff like straight swords and other basic knight shit in souls gamesI want to play ER with something flashier and coolWhat are your favorite over the top crazy ass weapons in ER
>>560860545k
>>560860583Nice.
>>560860583Claws are goated and have fun moveset
cursed sword
>>560859852why did you reply to me? I am loved too much
gg slop
>>560856005Don't slander my erg husband
>>560861159gg, sorry for leading to that castle deathtrap.
>>560861235>>560860401>>560860545can you relax? seriously
>>560861159>>560861256ggs I don't know where tf we were going either, the great hollow castles are still a mistery to melvl 13 is good enough for sloppa anyway...
>>560861485nice
can I ask a question to erg anime fans here? when a girl character is drawn with those two strands of hair in the middle of her face does it mean something?
>>560861869Yeah it means she’s built for me and my penis hope this helps
>>560862342it's just that my boyfriend always draws me like that
>>560860238See >>560858070
>bender sissy fag vs trashtinx kino
>>560847441wyldjeet sisters.../erg/'s queen is making fun of us...
>>560863083but I like elf they're cool also its probably not even them posting
>bait was so weak xhe has to drag it cross-threadSo lame
>>560863207they blocked you and you sperged out, brown retard
>>560863652nuh uh
>>560863652>>560863207who's they? how many of them are there?
>>560863724Even though this happened, upset troonie?
>>56086377869
>>560863778True, I should have clarified because MANY have blocked trashtinx.
>>560863815I am furious
>>560864030We know based on how triggered you get from being blocked.
>>560864154But I play with elf all the time, do you even play this game???
>>560864330Post Proof
>>560864560what's in it for me??
I love Ranni
>>560862646go for >>560860238
gg sloppery slop>take off dormant reapers>get a red halo scythe anyway
>>560864732it's so fucking cringe the way thine manner of speech attempts what thou deem cutesy
>>560864330Why are you pretending you didn't have a falling out and they blocked you at one point trash?
>>560865093No one is forcing you to pick it up. its adel and you have mr ironeye, you can do anything you want and you will win.
>>560863420Don’t forget xhe had to false flag it like xhe always does. terrtroon is very pathetic.
>>560865331Yes but we are mature adults and we get over our differences and play the videogame, no biggie
>>560864330This is why you're TheBlocked™.
>>560865467>they blocked you and you sperged out>"nuh uh">ok that happened, and I liedI accept your concession brown troon.
its over erg, who will we snipe now?
>>560865639lmao wtf do you care!! you're so weird>>560865760Oh no..
>>560865870Stop posting coombait. You are annoying and it's why you're TheBlocked™
any 1 in q r/n?
incomprehensible hornsent babble
>>560853794this doesn't even work since trish hasnt seen the sunlight since 2025
>>560865946cry me a river
>>560866000>instantly get a game as i post>its augur>practice dodges>no gamecool, thanks.
Sex with Trish
ERP hours
>>560866134Kill yourself.
trish is cute... CUTE so idk y u guys keep being mean to her...
>>560866229>2/3....>back to 1/3stop blocking people you clowns.
>>560865760sorry my bad
>>560866258>>560866508unf unf unf
>>560866531This except for tr*sh since he can't ever make a post in good taste.
>>560866682Show me your epic posts if you're so kino then GENIUS
>>560866648yuh or nuh?
>>560866868>faggot can't stop posting lewd pictures for 5 fucking minutesSee the thread OP.
>>560867112what is your mom going to see and scold u?
>>560867112This just looks like you complaining at yourself. You've never once managed to reply fast enough (like an actual upset person would) to not look like someone replying to themselves.
>>560866508cringe
>>560867214>what do you MEAN that you don't want the general to be filled with someone's jerkoff folder?We should kill you.
>>560867438>This just looks like you complaining at yourself.He is, its a way to reroute discussion back onto him again. The 1st post replying to him was also him.
>>560867586finally taking my advice, eh?KILL XHER NQVV!!!
>>560867586>>560867674nah I'd win I'd just parry it like terr like CLANK
>Faggot tranny attention whore making up 80% of the posts in the genera>Vast majority of the discussion is about the members of the general instead of the gameplaySad, but it's the fate of all generals for games that don't get a constant stream of content
>>560867771please q so we can be free of seeing your posts for the next 30 mins
>>560867856but she is za blocked so how can she get games? you have to unblock her first
>>560867796Same post tomorrow??
>>560865065Refer to >>560866307
>>560867910You just need everyone to block and ignore xim for it to work.
>>560867910well i cant do that because uuuuuuum *falls asleep*
>>560866134how about I cum you a river instead will you stop then?
>>560867910>>560868049Quit replying to yourself, TheBlocked™
>>560868217fail
>>560867771is that one of the male horses?
sex with anime
>>560866508he's annoying and an troon like you
>>560868312That's what your family said you before your male family members molested you.
I'm gonna pull Rio (armed) btw if that matters
I like trish
>get call I need to do something>Fulghor decides to become caligo and jump around the map like a rabbit nonstopSo infuriating
ggs spearcall ritual was fun
>>560868607meant for>>560867937 and >>560867771 and>>560866868
I like terr
>>560868607>That's what your family said you>SAID YOUhaha nice one rajeesh
>>560869001Pointing out my minor spelling mistake won't unmolest you, you brown retard.
>annoying threadcow that no one likes>i like themgood bait gimmick
Trish is awesome trish is coolWe all love trish
>>560869001>ESL on ESL violenceKinomatography.
>>560865870You lost.
>>560869235It’s just simpo
>be brownoid>all of your male relatives and neighbors touch you for sport>when you grow you start being a flamboyant attention whore so you don't have to deal with reality while still receiving the attention you're used toMany such cases!
>>560869592Why are you telling us your lifestory
>>560868974Isn't that the guy who would rage afk and 3bar all the time?
>>560869635I'm white so that couldn't be the case, sorry xis!
>>560868675I too like Tr*sh
>>560869592got his ass here well done
>>560868731uppitiy exessisy
Let's all love terr
>*BEEP* I wish I had attention whored *BEEEP* online mor- *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
gg greg, hate using LL items but I love me 3+ daggers.
>>560870124Nah
>>560870178too white
almost there, i wonder what the 100th game will be
>>560869564tinpo is in bed tho I sent him myself...>>560868675>>560869936Not vacuuming these anons loot !
>>560870293The same as the 99 before that lol.
>>560870293Hope you choke and lose
>>560870252>kirry kipHey that's the blacked spammer right?
>>560870293Who are you
>>560870352based knower.
>>560870178Brown people don't die of old age, they die because of other brown people.
>>560870293my 100th had me DC part way, and another guy DC twicethe hardest part of generating winstreaks is the shitty servers or shittier hosts
ah! a lowly cucked.... in search of the elden sluts.....
https://youtu.be/XZfF40N2rpoI'm watching this while playing videogames.
>boot up nightreign with some friends>haven't played in months>I crash upon loading limgrave>one of my buddies just phases through the ground throughout the match>troll pots pass through objects for whatever reason>wind up at gigadel at level 12 bc of all the restartshas the game somehow gotten less stable?
>>560872195no
>>560870512No you’re thinking of terr although kipp did say some retarded pertaining to blacked in the trooncord>>560869635Got his ass there can’t lie
>video called I MADE A NEW QUALITY OF LIFE ELDEN RING MOD>3/5 of the features shown off are just him nerfing bosses
>>560869235>>560866258>>560865467>>560866508>>560867771>>560867214this this this so much this good posts which I agree with
you forgot to quote me
man ds2 ng+ is fucking hard, wtf
Elden Ring has a bunch of snake themed stuff. So I want to make a snake worship build.Thoughts and feelings on the potential suffering/mental illness/based nature of this proposed build? No mushroom crown or stinky hand because that is not snake. Kindred of Rot is as far as I am willing to go.
worshipping snakes
>>560872876Red phantoms in bossfights were a bad move but other stuff like unique encounters with bosses like Freja are cool and DS2 was based for it
>>560873197i can't remember if i'm on ng+ or ++ because all the enemies are stupid tanky. i'm also playing vanilla ds2, but sotfs is honestly way more fun imo so i might just switch back to that.>Red phantoms in bossfightsi think these are cool desu, i like the ds1 pyromancers appearing in lost sinner
>>560867954point that finger back at yourself thread shitter
>>560873043You can post that but you have to reply to me as well
Bonfire ascetics were stupid.
gg hors
>>560872827He only quotes his old posts and sometimes me once if I've dropped a codeword
Continue rolando, rolando, rolando, rolando>>560873742
>>560857735the wife in question
>>560871768This describes me>>560870613This is true
>>560873524Okay. Why did you level Arcane and Faith when your weapons are all STR/DEX quality?
>>560874269cheap bleed and heals to make the game easy. He's doing the stealth archer build of ER.
>>560873881none of those posts are mine
I accidentally deleted all of my carefully crafted character faces in elden ring. It's so over.
>>560874134based
>>560871867Most reddit post ITT so far.
>>560873575Revvy is so cute and built for it it’s crazy…>>560874134Rya too…
>>560874771Invaded a BIPOC world? Drop runes and sever outIT. TAKES. NOTHING. TO. BE. NICE.
>>560857735how oddly specific
>>560874771I mean yeah I use reddit, it's handy! I use 4cha ntoo. And I like saint riot because he's nice to listen to and he's a bit older so he references millennial and zoomer stuff.
gg i thought we were fighting dog
>>560875348I thought it was wholestar
now that was a fucking lie.
>>560875197Stunning and brave...>>560875320>I'm cringe, and this is my post:Reminder that cuck bans people who go against the leftist narrative, even with sufficient evidence.
>>560875348>>560875459smelter demon usually means the final boss is weak to fire
>>560875563Not a lie.
>>560874771>ARE THOSE....BASIC CHAT RULES?! AAAAAAAIIIEEEEEEEEE IM GOING INSANE SAVE ME NIGGERMAN
>>560875775I'm not saving you, sorry.
>>560875650ok, well he's still fun to listen to. i'm not even a leftist.
>>560875678as much a lie as those insisting Revenant is pure
>>560875563what's your level?
>>560866868Don’t post slop please it’s very nasty
>>560875930Its just not a lie. The GW doesn't respond to anyone because reality is actually exactly how the GW wants it. You see the GW looking in on every boss fight in NR as a giant eye. That same eye imagery was always present in ER weapons and armor. GW is hypnogogic, it was never going to respond to anyone.
>>560876174>You see the GW looking in on every boss fight in NR as a giant eyeI dont think that eye was the GW, bro....
>>560875979>s0 i Jeffnow this is kino
>>560874269Mostly it's for the sake of poison, this is a snake build after all, and the three weapons which seem to do well with high faith investment (serpent's flail especially gets way more from faith than dex, it seems, and serpent god sword is always mid, devourer's I know is being gimped here but it otherwise gets cut). Some stuff is gonna suffer damage-wise for sure (especially the katana), but I've been trying to strike a balance between staying on theme, using all the weapons, and actually being viable. If it becomes a nightmare post-mountaintops I can always give in and respec but it'd be good not to.
zorban please post your guardian guard counter relics
>>560876319It is and it isn't. The eye in the sky is a physical meteor coming toward us but it takes a wildly different configuration of elements every time because it isn't just a meteor.
time to replay dark souls 3
>>560877471You must play the convergence mod
>>560875650>>560875197It’s really sad that “people” like that existThey don’t feel human >>560875851Based
>>560877540no thanks, i like vanilla dark souls 3
>>560877612I'm going to eat your flesh
>>560872950If you're poisonslop maxxing you should definitely have moth flight. Also aren't the heirloom talismans completely useless at higher levels? Just slap ritual sword/shield on, they work on every build
>>560878063eat my cock instead
>>560878395>>560878063why are you guys so weird
>>560867796Mean thing to call terr
Please just focus on not dying, we don't need you to greed damage as your chosen character.
>>560873346>self narrated hrt induced meltdownTheater
>>560878878What damage lmao?
yuh yuh
>>560875775Basic chat rules would be "be civil," not leftist cucklib shit like that. >>560875920didn't ask
>>560878878I guess you could say they could Practice Focus'ing on not dying?
I remember the impending feel of /erg/ getting vored by the souls general, just for /erg/ to end up outliving them.
>>560879081What did you even say to get banned in his chat?
even doe we merged
>>560878878I just wanted to have fun with the whip, but its not good though, we are having fun with this game still right?
>>560878878But 30 minute expos20 wins a day Gotta go fast
lero lero
unleash the updated terrlist
>>560879243I didn't, but someone else posted about it. It was related to DEI/ESG stuff in gaming. I used to watch him in the DS3 days, but he and his mods became more and more lefty and poltics-interjecting and I just checked out.
reminder playing high dps characters automatically places you in F tier.
>>560879592We need a new anti-woke ultrachud erg streamer
>>560879529There’s only like 8 players. You could probably 90% guess whose making it based on where people are unless they just randomise the thing are throw in false flags
>>560879780I could be that person.
>>560879114That never happened>>560879262>>560879423>>560879529Even *though we didn’t and you now have to come to here to thread shit because you raped and killed your own home (one person moving is not a merge)
>>560879081I personally think it's bad to discriminate against other people based off their race or sexuality but I guess that's just me
even doe we're all brahmins here
>>560879961how could you say something so controversial yet so brave
>>560879928Dude, it's been 6 years, give it a fucking break.>>560880034go back to /fog/
oh omg did i tell you about this new guy i'm talking to yeah he's a cannibal psychopath but at least he's not fruity and homosexual thank god
>>560878920>continues to insist what he is and what he’s doing is what I am and what I’m doingpure schizo thread shitter gem cinema
where is greasyjeet?
>>560880146>food analogy
putting white babies in trish
>>560880103What the hell are you on about retard
>>560878301I really should and you're right, I will look into moth flight. I just need it to be thematic with the snake restrictions, you know? And yeah the heirlooms are definitely less effective but I'm bad at videogames so the extra damage from a build with not much to begin with. Might play around though, you've given me food for thought anon.
even doe xhe is so black it hurts
>>560879780@Devilknight
>>560880340as recluse or duchess with TWO big balancer relics?
>>560880487>>560880340LMAO
>>560880340men pretending to be women can't give birth
>brings up politics into elden ring stream>surprised when xhe gets a warning
>>560880297banned for offtopic posting
>>560880340Finally, a good post in this shithole!
>>560880337ydnrtt
>>560880337Jesus, that's Zesty!
reinstalling demons souls
Even though the hicklick streamer brings up the topics of politics to begin with. You seem upset btw?
so what's erg favorite troon
why the scythe riposte animation looks so cool, sisters?
>>560880956Kill yourself, trish.
trish it up
>>560879961Thankfully, this is a dying sentiment because it turns out that being a global minirtoy combined with suicidal policies is going to wipe us out. Hope this helps.
>>560881276The one most likely to ACK itself.
>>560881469damn, i hope you guys don't die out.
>>560881160lol
minority* >>560880084Xhe's so stunning and brave...
>>560881597Well, if we do hope you guys are East-Asian lol
we ALL have a place in this world :)
>>560881790I’m japanese
>>560881276cupcake I guess
>>560881287Any riposte that isn't done with morgott sword, suncatcher, grafted dragon or misericorde is gay and lame.
>>560881469>minirtoy
>>560881879You, South Korea, and China should be alright, just need to solidify relations and hopefuly CHYNA aren't too bitter over historical events.
can you fags queue up instead of arguing
>>560881951even doe I look supercool riposting with a scythe
>>560882201doe or dough
>>560881817Except whitey :3 right xis
>>560882192Quiet please im farming (You)s with terr posting
How long did it take you to platinum Bloodborne?
>>560882174>China>alright with anyone thats not Chinathey have beef with other asians the most especially themselves (Taiwan)
>>560882430one night
brave and stunning
This should work for playing around as a Helix Scholar ult-spam build right?And what's the best way to play Helix with high arcane? R1 spamming, charged attack or dual wield?
gg bug
>>560882614It's not cool to rush things
>>560882728gg today I learned that the augur invasion ends if someone dies inside the bubble
>>560882719redeem the skill saar
>>560882819whatever
>>560870293Update us, did you join the cool kids club?
>>560882719You're gonna want the Dex respec on any Scholar build because once you get your 3 bleed procs your dps is gonna drop off like a rock.
>>560882406kek that song did not mention straight white people at all
>>560882435China invests in a lot of JPN gaming and anime though.
>>560881227The original, of course
>>560883227who even owns a ps5
>>560882430oh no no no troonborne xisters...we lost to the eldenCHADS....
gg
>>560882923Helix is one of the few weapons that scales damage on Arcane and dormant thrusting swords guarantees since it's the only purple in it's category.Its only about a 10% damage gain on Helix with the statswap which also drops the bleed application a lot. Less damage increase than a phys+3/4Also i'd obviously not play that build against heolster or maris.
>>560883049the most oppressed race desu
Are paired axes in elden ring still hot garbage
>>560883559Oh did not know that, go ahead and cook brother.
>>560882430I did the save scum technique for the last two ending achievements on ps4. I never really enjoyed BB, think it took 1 week and no gender transition
>>560883815why did you play it?
>>560883714All good, i just figured i'd ask if anyone knew the fastest status application attack method using heavy thrusting sword(s)
imagine ever siding with fiahow much of a KEK you would have to be
>>560883440you do, pussy
>>560883923UH OH BUSTED fine i'm playing demons souls remake
>>560884008even doe you shouldn't do that
>>560884008yeah I know I don't really like how the remake looks and feels but I hope you have fun
>>560884032not even the BVCK could stop me #iloveblvvpvvnt>>560884110it looks like dogshit
>>560883860I was in uni, had played souls games on release and wanted to enjoy it, especially since one of my friends back then talked about it 24/7. It just never clicked with me and I haven’t played the dlc either desu
>>560883703Dunno
>>560882430I think like 1-2 Weeks? Good times... One of the few, if not the only FS DLCs to have trophies as well.
Having to ethically source your own fire bombs is not fun
>>560884008This guy paid full price for a downgrade of a ps3 game
What most illiterate idiots dont seem to understand, is that you cant have a Godwyn boss, for he's completely and utterly gone. And that's the whole fucking point.His soul was obliterated, destroyed, turn to smithereens. Only his brainless body remained. Which is why it acts the way it does, like a tumor, unable to be processed by the Erdtree.If From had made him into a boss regardless, it would have ruined the whole point. He isn't an entity anymore. If he was, there wouldn't be any drama or horror to his condition. That said, I would have liked it more if the corpse (and the Stormveil copy) actually gave you Deathblight if you approached them too much. Like a passive thing its always in effect near him.
>>560884740>didn't do the Godwyn endingbig oofs. Wikireaders never actually play the game its so weird.
>>560884828The only 2 endings I've done are default and ranni. Fuck everything else, sissy
>>560884948You'll eventually get him kek.
>>560884740>you cant have a Godwyn boss, for he's completely and utterly gone. And that's the whole fucking point.who gives a shit? if fromsoft wanted to have a godwyn boss, they would have just done it and ignored whatever lore
>>560884828That shit wouldn't work as Fia intended, you dummie. What would there be to revive/reincarnate? There isn't a soul anymore, its just an empty corpse who refuses to fully die.At best, the intended result would be an incarnation of "Deathblight" itself. Not unlike the Rot in Malenia. But it wouldnt be Godwyn.
>>560884740If only from had made a dlc where Miquella is at the barrier of life and death and could pluck his soul out and put it in Mohgs body and give us a new boss fight or something
>>560884740But somehow Redditdahn returned... (and that's ok!)
>>560884575*flips hair*IM RICH!!!
>>560885082>That shit wouldn't work as Fia intended, you dummie.Ironeye is the result of it you mongoloid. >>560884740Have you not played elden ring yet none of this is correct.
>>560885048>>560884740All they had to do is do some time magic bullshit transport you back to the past while he was still alive so you can fight him.
>>560885224>we want the reddit artorias crowd again
>>560885083what a dumb idea
>>560885354>anything that I don't like is "reddit"
>>560884740looks like he's angling for another humiliation ritual what the fuck happened to this lolcow?
>>560884568convert to volcano pot supremacy
>>560885586Running theory (confirmed) is he gets off to anons making fun of him from years of being groomed into that mentality on his discords. Some are calling him The Groomed.
>>560881317Take your meds terrjeet
>>560882430The amount of fucking really obnoxious trannies that latch onto Bloodborne annoys the ever living shit out of me. And they can't even talk about it reasonably, it has to be about the game being "aggressively feminine" or a gay allegory some insane nonsense.
anything that I don't like is "reddit"
>>560885586>godwyn boss>normies expected a deathblight version of Malenia/Radahn/Classic humanoid boss>instead he would have been just a massive basilisk
>>560881469More and more people are awakening so not really.>>560882174They very much are bitter over such events. No, they will not be alright when they by and large see each other as different races.>>560883169Yes, that’s business. Doesn’t mean anything other than the fact they recognize it’s profitable.
>>560885586Definitely lol.
ok sure but why did he turn into a mermaid????
gg normal gote, its never ED when you find LL items>>560882843it ends if anyone dies anywhere, you can jump off a cliff and skip it entirely.
>>560886051>Mass reply meltykino
>>560885987True but it pales in comparison to the ones who’ve latched onto ER and now see themselves in Marika/Ranni.These games just have a really unfortunate undercurrent of those types. >>560882430About half a year honestly. Worth every second.
finally did it, woo how thrilling
>>560876604Is this a bot? I've linked you it like twice
>>560886118It really is the same idiot shitposting every time huh?
>>560886329Name? For the retirement block list of course
>>560884740
>>560886504WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UPSI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI
>>560886329grats anon
>>560886504You think this guy will ever understand the lore?
>>560886504this is the SECOND TIME from tries to do something with the Eclipse theme and ends up abandoning itWhat the fuck miyazaki
>>560886049There's no reason it couldn't have been a kino Ludwig situation.
>>560886683Elden Ring didn't abandon the eclipse theme. You'll get it after playing elden ring.
>retarded lore tertiaries at it AGAIN
>>560886797ok then explain it to me, where did it got actually used. not merely mentioned.
>>560886873Its his humiliation ritual he's intentionally walking into it so we can laugh at him. >>560886951Castle Sol.
doxx tr*sh so I can shit on xhis doorstep
>>560883889last time I replayed ER I chose the Prince of Death ending for my nigga Ironeye, I couldn't give two shits about the blonde bitch
let's all play elden ring together instead of whatever you're doing
>>560887867im spending ten hours maiing my female charactee rn so i can be a squishy magr who summons cool monsters
>>560888494even doe you should be summoning your fellow ergyogurts
>>560887801what does ironeye have to do with the prince of death?
>>560888554what
>>560888658yuh
>>560888584he and the fellowship are those who live in death guys
>>560886203Don’t use words you don’t know the meaning of Sanjay.
>>560888584Have you done his remembrance? Ironeye is from an assassin group that is comprised of sentient TWWID. He comes from the Fia ending's future.
>>560886036this but unironically>>560883440straight white people mostly
Soul of Cinder is peak
>>560884192You’re very gay. No offense. Do better.
haven't played since late january, did i miss anything? are revenant players still sluts?
>>560889359...
When are they releasing another Nightreign expansion? we still don't have the martial artist class that was shown early, or ED versions of the two final bosses
>>560887119calm down rakesh not everything is about shitting
>>560889457Didn't mean to trigger you bronybro.
>>560889070Mogged by Twin Princes and Nameless King thoughbeit.
>>560889457AT TRISH'S DOOR I TAKE A DUMPIN ELDEN RING I PRESS JUMPIRL I VOTE FOR TRUMP
>>560889064>ps5>white peopleOh you poor naive little man.
>>560889432They recently announced no more content is coming. Sorry man. >>560886683The eclipse theme is because Miyazaki likes Berserk. That’s it.
>>560886762the reason is that from doesn’t have it in them to make kino like that anymore. sad but true.
>still nothing endless race posting and namefag/attention whoringyep, dead game and playerbase
>>560885586>>560886118>>560886365>>560885810you caught him in the act again well done
>>560890313Whatever you say bronybro.
>>560890082unironically
youre yurming this thread
>>560889547Twin princes are good but not as good as SoC. About to do nameless king now.
>>560890594the nameless king. overrated
i have finally finished making my mage lady. time to play game and drink tea >>560890636nameless king is badass because hes a traitor and has a giant bird dragon, also the king of delayed attacks in ds3
>>560890814hope you have fun cutie
>>560890814I hate you I hate you so much just die drop dead die die die die die die die die die die
Also soul stream is the coolest sorcery ever comet azur is so lame in comparison
THE FALLEN LEAVES TELL A STORY>>560890983soul stream is cooler in name and the sound it makes is like the world ending. comet azur is ok.
dude i fell off the boss arena i was kicking the scions ass so hard fml
>>560891494no early runes for you, cutie
Is there a lore reason why mohg didn't just cut his horn that was growing into his eye?
>>560890594TP are better for the same reason their legacy dungeon and lore are better than member berries firelink man.
>>560891714horns grow.
>>560890350didn’t mean to trigger you sorry.
washed s tier is queued
>>560889938Not an argument. Cope.
how about u wash ur dishes
>>560889523Poor guy. Thread shitting does you no good. Alone and afraid is how you’ll leave this world. You may commence your loops now.
>>560892249This is a good imitation of how the lolcow sounds when anons upset him you did good.
>>560892043PS5 is made for BBC sorryblack male property and everyone knows it
>>560892576waoh...
>>560892016curious who this is so i will q
Frozen mountain adventure to cool the dogs hot heads
Completed the incredibly pointless challenge of beating Dark Souls 1 without using any stamina. I don't really feel any different, although figuring some bosses and areas was pretty fun. Fuck the Hydra.
>>560892043Playstation is mainly used by browns, anon. That's a simple fact.
>>560892784let me know
wtf u can control the map cursor with your mouse WHEN WAS THIS A THING
>>560892973Do you not need stamina to attack?
>>560893102Spells don't consume it. I don't think consumables do either, although I didn't use any of those.
What happened to the anti gg poster
>>560893278most of the schizos left or got bored, i hope we can last till duskbloods
>>560893359how many of u r getting switches
>switch 2 is £400>nintendo online is now a thing you need to pay forI wish duskbloods would unexist right now
>>560893651speak less cockbreathedly please before you can expect an answer from me
>>560893809yuh
>>560893359>most of the schizos left or got boredUnfortunately this is not the case>>560893651No one here is stupid enough to unironically buy a switch 2
>>560891714No.
>>560893651i havent bought a nintendo product since gba/gamecube and i dont imagine that changing any time soon
>>560893807You’re still going to buy it why complain.
>>560893976>No one here is stupid enough to unironically buy a switch 2I dunno the pvpcels are probably so desperate for any sort of attention they will probably cave in, and then endlessly shill to try and retain value to their bing bing wahoo investment.
>>560894127Luckily we won't have to deal with it.
>>560894127They wanted to resurrect the fight clubs at some point and I don't think anyone attended kek
>>560894127Are there any invaders left in this general? Feel like they all died out years ago.
I miss her
>>560894584yeah it's still fun
>>560893807wait for the either the ports or the switch 2 emulator, but yeah, fuck you miyazaki, all these years of support and you pay us by selling out to greedtendo.
remove non everdarks desu
What’s a good early game faith weapon
g blondies
>>5608945841 but when he brings it up we make fun of him and post the webm.
>>560895735just get a greatsword with sacred blade
>>560895735Cipher pata is in the roundtable behind 3 stonekeys I think. Down in the basement past Nepheli. That might be the earliest 'good' faith weapon.
>>560894584me but I don't post much due to the REPLACEMENT we witnessed in here
>>560895735angel wingscipher pata has too high a requirement
>>560895735Just get a cute sword with sacred blade
>>560896507winged scythe needs 16 str, 16 dex and 24 fth, that's a huge investment
>>560895735flart longswort
>>560895735noble slender sword (with sacred blade)
>>560895735Get ice spearGo to caelid and cheese oniel with itFarm the crumpies for their halo scythe
>>560892974>>560892576Source: your sweaty stretched out semen filled unwashed asshole
>>560893976>No one here is stupid enough to unironically buy a switch 2I was unironically considering it, not because of Shartbloods but because I kinda want to try Bing Bing Wahoo and Pokemon games after like two decades for some reason
>>560893359That is simply not true. And duskbloods is not going to reinvigorate us or anything of the sort. It’ll get its own general. Don’t be retarded.>>560893963He said less, not more, retard.
>>560897045Don't project your trauma onto us weird faggot. Keep it to yourself next time.
>>560894127PvP tards abandoned this place when NR released but it’s entirely possible >>560897269Both of those franchises are just about in the worst places they’ve ever been in so it’s a poor time to make that decision
>>560897598>Both of those franchises are just about in the worst places they’ve ever been in so it’s a poor time to make that decisionYeah, I kinda wanted to play the old games but those prices for roms are complete ripoffs and I don't like emulating anymoreI think that console legit has no good games, at some point I really want a portable console
>>560894091not everyone is a consoomer subhuman anon
>>560893807Honestly Duskbloods is such a recipe for disaster, I feel like it's gonna do poorly and die pretty fast because of shit the Switch online multiplayer is + From's dogshit netcode and then they're either going to keep giving us half assed pvp mechanics or just remove them forever
zero reason to ever play a video game on anything but a desktop pc ever again
Sorry for 4 barring but the entire fight became completely unreadable when we entered Greg’s room for some reason and he kept attacking through my deflects and a wormface teleported across the map and exploded on me then this happened in the second phase. Was all very bizarre
>>560897959>remove them foreverrape and kill all the tryhards and pvp will be fun again
>>560897393>no youYou lost thread shitter. Kys and save the rest of us the second hand embarrassment.
>>560898075pretty much yeah, i'd maybe get duskbloods if its on pc but as it is i'll wait for switch 2 emulationeven if theres no way to do anything solo i'm sure a mod will come out eventually so i can have a look at the map and stuff
>>560897959Can you even voice chat on Nintendo things? Like a PvP game with no vc is just lmao
>>560898075>zero reason to ever play on anything but the platform that’s about to be anally ass raped by inflation thanks to AI raising its components through the roofthat doesn’t seem very true
>>560898179what should you do in this kind of lobby, is it possible at all to adapt to the lag
>>560892575You’ve already started huh? Thanks for the heads up. We’ll keep an eye on /v/ for now.
>>560898403graphics have already peaked as far as vidya goes. i dont foresee any reason to keep pumping money into gpus to play shit tier "triple A" dei slop. besides fromsoft games i pretty much only play older stuff
>>560898523Didn't mean to trigger you again bronybro, my bad.
>>560868312I look like this and do this
>>560898506They seemed fine so it was a me thing probably but I just stayed at range when I rejoined. The second phase was a lot more manageable without adds teleporting all over the place
>>560898683Keep going. It’s fascinating to watch a cow graze.
Thanks anons. I’ll just get sacred blade for now, since 30 faith is a bit away
>>560898529i pretty much agree im just saying that now that the average pc is about to cost an arm and a leg the appeal of other platforms is naturally going to rise
>>560898863Nice. >>560898683You broke him again lol.
>>560898683>>560899184Poor guySomething terr-ible must be happening
>>560898908I dunno if you’re doing a holy only run but the last two bosses are so boring with them
>>560899314lol lil brother syndrome is peak kino. I remember when anons used to get him to do it on /v/.
>>560899356Nah I’ll do anything faith, don’t want to limit myself too much
>>560899660gg brony
gg serious horserare 3 liner although line 2/3 are pretty weak so i might not run it ever
>>560899703>on /v/He just got sniped again.
>>560899821seimeiryokuredhi- kino desu
>>560899821ywnbj
>>560900112good, i'm glad to be british
>>560900112I wish I was jewish too desu
>>560899314damn you got him hallucinating again it’s looking grim
>>560900112Jesuits are good people if misguided.
>>560900082did not know you could do dhi like that, cool
please queue my brahmins
>>560899821it's an okay relic but you're not cc so you can't pull off str duchess ever
Does anybody swear by post-damage heals at D5? Every time i run it it feels useless until I've found 3+ negations, and i rarely find or waste passive slots on that much negation. How much of it do you need? +0 seems totally useless, but I'm not sure I notice a difference with +2
jeez i forgot how spaces out everything is in this game. won’t get cool armor or weapons until waay later on for the most part
>>560901213It's useless at d5 for obvious reasons yes
>>560901213only on fists desuit's basically a small max hp increase
>>560901213i used to but i realized i can live without it, defeating enemies fill the art gauge is a better secondary line
>>560900587Even though recovery can be cancelled with the fraud relic
>>560900587Yes duchess m, the character that requires a lot of skill to use
>>560901213I use it on everything but rev and recluse. Its less for heals after taking damage because you are either full hp or dead in d5 and more for how charge attack effects will make you mostly immune to dying on day 2.
>>560901583It’s pretty good on recluse
why didn't they put slave knight gael in nighreign
>>560875979Pls no bully
>>560901213It's a glorified "I want to stay at Full HP" tool with full HP negations
>>560901659If you say so.
>>560901790You're beautiful
>>560901790based androgynous israeli mage
>>560900179
>>560901790there's like 7 guys like this at my university
>>560902427everyone at my uni is a white woman, it’s scary.
>>560902427That makes a lot of sense when you consider this >>560902249>>560901781No sovl allowed
>>560901790rape
gg small dinosaur
gg adel
please dodge adel somone
>>560905175Do it yourself cuck
What a long dog fight. Hope I can hit 50 by the end of the week
>>560905175Adel is a license to do meme builds, dont dodge him.
>>560897598>Both of those franchises are just about in the worst places they’ve ever beenbizarre thing to say when Odyssey, Wonder, and Bowsers Fury were all great>>560897269>>560897746I'd wait a bit longer, depends on how much you like Nintendo. I found DK to be a bit underwhelming. Eventually a new 'min, smash, kirby, etc. are all gonna hit it. It's nintendo.
>>560905380min?
>>560905558'min bro. you never played 'min, 'min 2, 'min 3?
>>560905380Odyssey was so boring. That being said I played 64 around the same time and found it really dull. Maybe just don’t like this games
>>560905636ohhhhh pikmin
>>560905679why does odyssey have no replayability? i could restart 64 and sunshine anytime whenever and odyssey feels exhausting to start
>>560905275You 3 bar constantly why do you wanna streak idiot
I am here to steal cc's players
Elden ring but you play as a potman and stuff your pot with the flesh of your enemies and evolve
>>560907231it's already like that
>>560907231Thats already elden ring.
>>560907430>>560907351Oh… well do it again but let me be a pot. Also I take 1000% damage from blunt
>>560907490dude artoria leaves
>>560900179>lives on a foken island>calls others laggy
>>560907714if you think about it every continent is an island
>>560907490How about a chibi 2d game like agario where bears and pots try to eat other bears and pots to get huuuuuge. Would be a fun diversion in the roundtable hold while waiting for a match to fire. Make it some sort of game raider brought with him so he has some reason to exist narratively.
im also glad to be british despite my parents being indians
>>560907801No it's not
>>560907801North America doesn't have oceans on all sides, nor south america, nor europe, nor asia, nor africa.
>>560907834Doesnt that make you indian
>>560907947Okay but if you combine them all theres oceans on all sides! Its one big island!
>>560908009It honestly depends on what he was in a prior life more than who his parents were.
>>560907801You don’t know what an island is stupid esltard >>560908009Yes, it does
>>560908009my papers say i'm british
>>560907714Japan is an Island and has some of the best internet speeds in the world. Retard.
>>560908110Nah lad, there's a big ass lake out there. Depends on what type of projection your eventual map would take wouldn't it? Place the axis mundi in the middle of your water and the projection around it would ring it like how flat earthers see the world.
>>560908262Weeb
>>560908208But your blood is indian?
crafting a level 80 build to invade the ergies
>>560908208Nah, you're a poopjeet. t. Actual Brit
>>560908398I'll be waitin'
>>560905380The Pokémons stil sucked thoughLike the other guy said odyssey was lackluster
>>560908398
>>560908456>>560908594oh my godwin... you are STILL here
>>560908684???
grrrr crucible knight hsrd
>>560908542odyssey was fun
>>560908208That’s not how this works rakesh. You’re still south Asian.
I love this place its like /v/ and /trash/ had a baby
>>560908941even doe we never goon
>>560879001>>560883529relax terr
>>560908941you don't actually understand the soul of either of those places
>>560909529trash has a soul?
I really like using the characters along with their starter class it feels very comfy but I'm looking for dormants that are interesting for a change since I do 3+ on everyone. What dormants do you like and why? Reapers aren't interesting not looking for that.
>>560893807>>560892953>>560898742Lovely Wyld property
>>560909873>fists - fast as fuck in a game that relies on speed>straight swords - ISA spam>curved swords - running spam, does wild burst damage>great spears - running spam, goes all in on successive attacks>crossbows - 6 bolts. Enough to kill anything that moves (eventually)>greatshields - free greatshields for the team, secret meta don't share>flails - new haloslop for contrarians
>>560909582It doesn’t. It’s called that for a reason. There’s like 2-4 good threads/generals on there
>>560910240>greatshields - free greatshields for the team, secret meta don't share
>Do 3 fucking Adels in a row>Get a another, dodge>Get another, dodge>Get another, dodgeThis happened last week too, like 5 fucking Adel runs and I had to dodge a couple because it's such a boring expedition, what the fuck is going on
>>560907714a first world island, my net is good enough that i don't notice any problems playing with shifty and he's on the opposite end of the globe>>560909873assuming no skills, the best are fists, curved swords, thrusting swords, ISA straight swords, greatswordsothers are cool but also not worth it compared to the above
>>560910841Probably recency bias or something of the like. Any schizo-tier theory to explain it would be as valid as the other so pick one and marry yourself to it. You'll never know if you are right or wrong but you'll feel vindicated.
gg godskin
>>560911105>beans on untoasted bread>first world
>>560911445I've always had toast and beans. Not sure where the untoasted/cold beans meme comes from. Probably a war thing when they needed a quick and convenient meal.
>>560911445beans on toasted bread is a British thing (though i hate it)beans on untoasted bread is called a burrito and that's mexican sloppa (which i also hate)
>>560911660how is that a burrito...? are you okay?
>>560911445for me its lard on toast
>>560911783tortilla is bread
curry and naan is their national dish doeverbeit
>>560911783poors flatten out the single slice of bread then put poor people food products inside and burrito it up. Ask an american what a house burger is lol.
>>560911828Difference is that other cuisine is good
Do amerigoys really?
>>560911867naan it
>>560911887>mexican food>goodpfffffttttttt hahahahahahaha
>>560911986its a staple worldwidei don't see people having beans on toast stands
I think ill get the flamberge and flaming strike and then get blasphemous blade later on
>>560911660ur supposed to warm up ur food btw
i just coincidentally invaded someone at mountaintops who knows how to pvp it was someone from here wasn't it
>>560912669the chinks that make my food warm it up for meget in q
>>560912463>local boomer is planning weekend motorcycle trip very comfy weekend ahead
>>560912132Rice is the most consumed food, and it's bland. That's not a metric for quality.
>>560912829heh
>>560911905Lovely Latinx cuisine!>>560912132>>560911867>>560911783Brain dead posts
xhe didn't quote me and I'm thankful for that
>>560912918i thought grass was the most consumed food
>>560913345oink
>>560913345if you want to be hyper pedantic its either plankton or poop from the ocean.
>>560913489wtf jeets r fucked up
>>560911134My schizo theory is that since I dodged once I got sent to a shitter bracket and I only get out when I beat enough AdelsAlso most of my Caligo runs have ended up bugged it's really annoying because I like the fight a lot
>>560913489
>>560913489Don’t be dumb
Have you developed any quirks when playing?
>>560914194Became gay
>>560910624Is it weird that I look like this
>>560914697*roll catch and stomps out of nowhere
>>560914690hot
gg bubbles
>>560914885fruity ah lobby
gg gravity dino, out gravity'd him
gg dino>>560914194i get the urge to restage in other games
>>560914845*jumps your stomp then punishes with a jump attack into backstab true combo*What now?
you cant really do that
>>560915779>Zorfat has lost 17 times and counting before getting to a 20 winstreak If you laugh...
>>560914690fucking sucks
>>560916623>fat
>>560908258He's so menacing...
>>560916623?
>>560914697prove it
>>560916623raidgroid and birdjeet supernightfarers 2026 saars
>>560916594Yes, I can.
Why is this place so obsessed with Zorban?
even doe he left
good morning erg!!
>>560917862good morning ryaposter
>>560917862Good morning.
gg small dog
>>560917862shit overleveled snake
>>560917289terr is insecure and the very mention of the name zorban makes his brown clitty quiver. sad guy.
>>560918306>>560917906
>>560919007what does this mean?
>>560917289Crabs in a bucket, seeing an anon make it sets off certain types
>>560919635>>560909506Why do you constantly namedrop yourself threadshit-terr?
I want to fuck parky
>>560920360Literally who?
>>560920589
>>560857752Are you also male by any chance
>>560920698I wish I looked like this fuck my chud life
gg uma
>>560920941trish..
gg never taking dormant glintblades again
>>560921297idk who that is
>>560920698I looked like this 10 years ago
When will /erg/ let go? it's been over a month.
>>560921469terr is the new nezuk
>>560921183gg uma and good night the blocked going to bed
>>560921469it's all deviljeet
>>560920725Me too
>>560921469>/erg/It's one obsessed schizo.
>finally make it all the way back to depth 3 after deranking to depth 2>okay this time it will be different>first game>triaphalos>not too bad>it's fucking everdark and everyone 3 bars before I go down once>next game>fulghor>not too bad>it's fucking ever dark fulghor>I 3 bar before everyone else>everyone else dies after anyway>didn't derank because second game had no map icons
>>560920316sorry bronybro didn’t mean to trigger you
>>560921469You’re trying so hard and it’s sad to see every time. Reply to yourself another 5 times for good measure.
why don't girls like me
>>560923058even trish doesn't like you?
from ed balancers to baby augur (vanilla seed). this game is done for
>>560901213Post-damage allows you to go from decently tanky to immortal once you get a few decent negations.
>>560923315You're weird
which weapon class has the best powerstanced moveset?
>>560923537Star/iron fists, straight swords, curved swords, spears, big weapons
>>560923537Curved swords
>>560923537Curved Swords, Spears, Straight Swords, Greatswords, Great Hammers
>>560923315enderlilliesfan is done for
troonerliliesfan*
>>560923537Homoswords, Hammerfell Swords, Peasant Stabbies, Horse mounted knight stabbies.
>>560923537Raipers, great spears, jumping colossals, flails, daggers
>>560925190>>560925042>>560923505Be nice
>no legendary greatshield for guardian>no legendary seal for revenant seems unfair for no reason
>>560925726Red greatshields and seals are better though
I wonder if I could try a run where I only do jumping attacks with staves and seals on the password or would I be perma blocked. I know the rotten staff has rot but are the rest just pure physical? Is the anything that affects the scaling of thrower damage like ISA or certain stats
>>560925909i thought red was inbetween purple and legendarythere's also the regular mode, with no reds
>>560926071You can run crater 24/7 in regular format though
>>560926071Sidegrade with curse
>>560925726An easy solution for Guardian is let him use charged guard counters with any kind of spear instead of just halberds, he doesn't need a unique moveset for the lot like Raider just charged guard counters.
>>560926145yeah, and thats the only way to get legendary greatshields and seals so its unfair>>560926160>Sidegrade with curseso red = legendary?>>560926218yeah that's for weapons. i didn't complain about no legendary halberds cause he can use any other legendary weapon. i talked about greatshields
>>560925909better than the non existant gold seals and greatshields? yup. you sure are smart.
>>560925726Before making a legendary seal you need to give a reason for Revenants to get off their starting seal.
>noooooo please buff the bean!beast claw rev is already the most broken build and requires no rng fuck off
>>560926303Legendary gs would be as since there isn’t anymore ashes to attach. Only alternative is turning a firespitter gs into a legi but red would still be better since you can get skill atk + something else and a curse that can trigger red balancer. Seals are much the same, unless you move an incantation then there isn’t anymore base game stuff to add to it. What would you even have as the attached legendary? Elden stars or black blade are the only real viable ones I see and they’re pretty meh to get. Ontop of the fact, red seals have a higher chance of being better too like red staves > carian legi
>>560926758The problem lies with beast claw being broken, I want to play something else
>>560926672for better scaling i guess >>560926758i don't have a best claw build yet>>560926972i don't know lol i was just looking at the wiki and i thought rev and guardian were the "bad characters" so i thought "just give them legendaries"
eid mubarak /erg/
togethaaaaas familyyyy
>>560927404After starting incantations became a thing Revenant is one of the strongest characters in the game, her problems originally stemmed from inconsistency and poor incantation choices for seals but now she doesn't even need to look for seals.
>>560927661eid mubarak
>>560928658I've been thinking about changing her dormant, which weapon has the highest chance of getting full hp negation?
>>560928840Random weapons you find aren't weighted for passives like full HP negate, the main exception is night invaders since their passives are related to their character like Duchess and Recluse coming with full HP negate and Guardian giving useless shit like guard and guard counter boosting effects.
depth of night is literally artificial difficulty and people are only having a purity spiral about it because it has a number that can go up
>>560929316I just want my 100 streak
>>560929316But what if you were to fight them same thing, but with higher stats?>>560929419Put yourself back to D1 over and over again and solo, infinite streak
>>560929864what went wrong?
>>560929958only adding the worst part of sote (enemies and bosses) and skipping out on the good parts of sote (weapons and spells)
>>560929958Skill issue, seriously all the complaints boil down to I got lost or I fell down a hole and lost my runes.
>>560930095>unnecessary convoluted traversal in a time-limited game>awful placement of graces>low number of pois>lack of evergaols because fuck you>overreliance of minibosses for dormant powers fucking over certain classes>reward for doing the tower is 2k murk (fucking lmao)>locking the meat of the map, the castles behind shitty treasure hunt (which also fucks over certain classes as staff racks and seal spots are mostly inside them)you're a genuinely brainlet who have zero critical thinking if you don't think the dlc map have no issues
>>560925726There is not a single legendary tier seal/greatshields in Elden Ring.
>>560932165>namecallingYou lost lil' brother.
>>560927661benchod
>>560932216>no argumentsi accept your concession
>>560932165trying too hard lil sis.
>>560932165You're only embarassing yourself, little boy.
>>560932165Stupid goy.
>>560932165Wanna come visit my van, little girl?
>>560932165I had grilled cheese for breakfast today
>>560932165>complex traversal rewards exploring and learning>tighter grace placement emphasizes good planning>fewer, larger POIs, with their own unique secrets to find>densely packed with mid sized bosses that provide goals wherever you go>two challenge towers with meta game rewards>hyper dense castle POIs, gated as night 2 activities allow you to put the finishing touches on any buildLooks good to me.
What the fuck is going on in this thread
>>560932765Benchods
yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh
>>560932165Literally couldn't bother reading all that.
Which Soulslop should I buy during this spring sale?
>>560933362Can the blocked come?!
>>560933473No, stop posting femboys this early in the morning.
>>560933548But teto is not a femboy...
>>560933473what's her disability?
>>560933473Do you actually listen to teto? I'm guessing no.
>>560933653Are we gonna have the same conversation everyday?>>560933630Autisn
>>560933548Can the blocked (very bad) player come?
>>560933785We are in a run me sludge and ytlaire
>>560933751You are a tourist and a larper. Basically a parasite that feeds off attention. That's what you really are. A parasite.
boredcc post your feet
>>560934157you really want to see male feet?
>>560934080And what does that make you?
>>560934224cc is a girl
>>560934224>cc>maleI mean she avatarfags as a little girl
>>560933851They're likely better at the game than me.
>>560934402>>560934359>>560934224>>560934157he said multiple times that he was a guy maybe he really should just show his gross muscly hairy man feet just to shut everyone up
Finally! My ban is done. Well... now I can say all kinds of things.Like how earlier, I accidentally queued up for base Dreglord. It was like that for hours before I realized. lolAnd then I only got 1 game, before being stuck in 1/3 hell for hours more. All told, I only played 3 games today. Very unfortunate.I'm grabbing some food, then returning to queue.
>>560934587i miss you please dont leave me again
>>560934587Ragequitting retard
what's up with the jirai duchess trend?
Why do some revanent players ping their starting weapon after dropping it? Is it really so valuable?
>>560934745cc looks like this
>>560934915it's one of the fastest reviving tool
>>560934273You. Are. A. Parasite.
>>560934915It revives players as well as a greatsword, no?
>>560934915it keeps its high revive values even without the unique moveset
>>560934972It revives faster than a greatsword 1 uncharged R2 gets a 1 bar and 2 a 2bar
>>560934971You. Are. An. Upsetti. Spaghetti.
It has a unique moveset?
>>560934575>have to post a pic of oneself to prove you're a guy on the internet where did it all go wrong
hazusihasinai...
>>560935212when rev uses it it does some ghost claw stuff, but for anyone else it's power doesn't activate and therefore it does the standard fists moveset
Trish stop posting during runs you fuck
>>560935712kek it's rage inducing seeing him tab out for 30 seconds then tab back in and go destroy some boxes or open white chest loot
>>560935712YOURE HALO SLOPPING IM BORED
>>560935712Says the guy posting during a run
>>560935894Yeah that level 1 halo slopping on day one when you’re arriving 15 minutes late for every poi while posting in thread is really boring
>>560936007>>560935894>>560935712Somehow I survived that nightmare lobby
>>560936007>15 minutesDon't exagerate at most I take 30 seconds, I have stuff going on IRL I am not a robot
>>560936104>witch x eye ninvader combo>wylder gets clipped by spell through wall>I get clipped by spell by reviving>you arrive while we’re near dead>decide to ult by yourself while we die I dunno those 30 seconds are pretty annoying sometimes. Also we can see you posting in the thread, it right there>>560935159
>>560936376You're taking this too seriously. I just keked when I saw Trish ulting.
>>560936376Maybe don't die
>>560936376Also I was tryna help, why are you so toxic?? not the first time you nitpick and throw a melty over the smallest things. Remember the crucible castle in a WON game, where I went to solo 1 crucible and you raged hard and blocked me? calm down princess
please don't fight sisters
trish is getting uppity again, perhaps some dancing lion correction is in order
>>560936854>lionBring me that mf he's gonna say hello to my 20 DEFEATING ENEMIES WHILE ART IS ACTIVE BOOSTS ATTACK POWER stacks
>>560936752>toxicGrown latinx man talking like a 10 year old
saar i go loo nowplease redeem the q after saar
>>560936752And that death knights loss where you kept complaining for like 4 days
>>560937142He's been molested by his whole family, please understand.
I see Trish's superiority is causing quite the jealousy again.
>>560937525Its not me fault I am an aryan brahmin priestess
>>560937646You are a brown retard and therefore a biological weapon.
>>560937984
gg dreglord. Dunno what I was doing first phase. But we made second phase work well, eh?
Amazing how dead the thread is, when Trish and the other discorders are actually quiet for once.
