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tenna sex
Toriel is a good mother
there are fireants on my pubes
>>560856310Shouldn't have stacked all those donuts on your dick. That's how you get ants
>>560856230Toriel is a repressed horny slut. Toriel fantasizes about being held down and violated by most of the men she knows. Toriel is coming to terms with the fact that she just wants to have normal consensual sex with many men, but is still guilty about it. Toriel grinds against her pillows to feel less guilty about masturbating. Toriel thinks her life would be over if people learned this about her (no one cares). Blackmailing Toriel with pictures of her groping her own breasts......
I will be the last anon who still cares about Ramb
>>560856723you're already the last person in the world who cares about ramb
Confession: sometimes I like holding my shit because it makes my asshole feel good>>560856723I hope he makes a return in ch5
>>560856640>loves men>"okay, name one man that loves you">"well uhh errr">https://youtu.be/BJcjdpRT4K8?t=4dear femanoid creature, your husband is our there and nobody will save you from your own lonliness.
>>560856857>>"okay, name one man that loves you"my dad :)
>>560856857fave loves me
>>560856640 >i like it when they're nice to me and pick me up in their armsi am NOT getting a hernia, you better be thin and short, my back is already fucked up enough already
>>560856051Hooman!
Why does every foid here enjoy pegging?
>>560857301i dont but everyone else is dead
I love fish
>>560856901aw.>https://youtu.be/MtwaFpoVS8M?list=RDMtwaFpoVS8M
Development is going well! We are starting the Japanese translation over from scratch. Also we are waiting for athe full implementation of a new Game Maker method. Also Temmie died
>>560857716>Also Temmie diedThank god this means we get a less faggy artstyle https://youtu.be/OobVFldn6As?si=_wGxantpTfkj2PfA
>>560857716god damnit who forgot to water her
>>560857952They ran out of shota pee.
doomin'
>>560857301i think that's not necessarily a sexual thing but more of a psychological dominance thing.if a woman you know likes this, walk back. slowly without breaking eye contact.
gloomin'
>>560858554What if I want her to tie me down and sexually torture me?
>>560856640what kind of life do you lead where men are just picking you up
>>560850745I find the short descriptions far more evocative than some overanimated inauthentic pixel shit like the piano sequence. limited animation is just part of the genre and gives it soul.
>>560858650acquire a taste for waxplay.but for you? CBT.
>>560857301Why do men have the G spot in their ass is a better question.
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
deltarune being released chapter by chapter seems good on paper until you play all of them together and the visual styles and parts of the gameplay are completely different going from one part to the other
>>560859076As long as she actually loves me and is doing it with my pleasure and comfort in mind. >>560859107The G spot is a myth.
>>560858975I don't think any of the women here are in a relationship and the post itself seems to imply as much. There's a reason why they are here.
>>560859059Those are two extremes. The scenes I'm complaining about aren't even limited, they're literally nothing at all
What if Fave's IP range was blocked due to abuse?
>>560859186if someone takes personal pleasure from hurting me, then i don't know if that relationship is built on a stable foundation.>>560859107you have your G-spot in your ass, don't assume i do that shit, faggot.
>>560859059i agreein general i like reading in games. like when new vegas gives you a big text box to read.
>>560859360>kraut doesn't a prostateso that's why he's so cranky, prostate cancer
>>560859169Isn't the point of the Dark Worlds that they're all visually distinct from each other
>>560859360>if someone takes personal pleasure from hurting me, then i don't know if that relationship is built on a stable foundation.I'm willing to believe in a separation between sexual sadism and legitimate malice. >you have your G-spot in your ass, don't assume i do that shit, faggot.That post was clearly from a woman.
youtube is doing that shit where it deliberately makes the site unusable to nuke my adblocker reeee
>>560859169Toby said he'd remake the older chapters later
>>560859329I would let them use my data hotspot so I don't miss their posts
>>560859593>he puts the rose snowgrave sprite back>he changes the bat sprite to a hospital catheterTobeee
>>560859329Im very surprised mine isnt, must have been banned like 30 times in 2 weeks
>>560859524yes but it really gets to a point, especially with characters. just look at any character sprite from chapter 1 and then look at carol's sprite. that difference is just horrendous.>>560859593maybe in 50 years
>>560859578>That post was clearly from a woman./utg/ is the only place online I get accuse of being a woman and it's always funny.
>>560859846I'd bet 20 dollars that you wear skirts and have sex with men. That makes you a woman.
>>560859837carol sprite is butt ugly even in isolation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiLpGK_dgNw
i bet 90% of /utg/ femanoids have vaginismus and couldnt take anything over 2 inches
I think Kris normally emoting in ways that only the other characters can tell but finally letting us see them play after going out of their way to hide piano playing from us is cool
>>560859924is that the kind of thing you like to watch
>>560860052I can fit half a lightsaber
>>560860078It's the kind of thing I would prefer to partake in, rather than watch.
>>560859483bro, i shit sometimes and it hurts, i don't want to put anything up there and the thought of putting anything up anyone's hole the same way makes me lose my breakfast.
>>560856136A messy collection of ideas that I wanted to get out of my head.
>>560860304g-gay...
>>560860057Does Kris not still play the piano on weird route?
>>560860151post a pic of it for reference
>>560860432>Don't know what to do with these guys.I'm sure Toby felt the exact same way. Nice sprites
>>560860052how fucking mal-equipped are you?I am SO sorry for you.
>>560860367It's not supposed to hurt kraut. There might actually be something wrong with you if it does.
>>560860057I hope Kris gets a big emotional scene near the end of the game where we can finally get a glimpse of real feelings on his face.
>>560859837That's an argument for the later chapters to be redone in chapter 1's style, I hate how over detailed the dark worlds have become. The wooden stage backgrounds in TV world were hideous and not at all in a simple, charming way like undertale was. Carol's design is particularly frustrating because I like that she looks harrowed and angry but it was done by slapping a mess of shading on her sprite rather than working with the limitations of small pixel art.
>>560856136>>560860432Don't think I'll stick too strictly to this concept, since I can barely figure out a consistent design, but I wanted to jot it down at least because I thought the name was cool.>>560860563Appreciated, I was thinking of maybe making them kind-of-sort-of bullies, but it doesn't feel right.
>>560860432>Don't know what to do with these guys Do what Toby canonically does and forget about them entirely, nearly immediately.
>>560860448Is it gay to grab a cute boy in a skirt and kiss him until he gasps for air? Is it gay to lick his chest and tease him through his underwear? Is it gay to make him beg for penetration? There's nothing gay about it; He's wearing a skirt.
>>5608605680% reading comprehension, nice try femoid
>>560859593>Toby said he'd remake the older chapters laterHe never said that, in fact he said the opposite.
>>560860734I'll go ahead and say it because people are usually afraid to.The blue lipstick, nose, and horns are ugly as fuck. One of those three things just needed to be brown so she actually looks like a regular deer person and not some weird "She's blue colored because she's a cold bitch" design choice that looks horrible compared to the Noelle or Rudy sprite.
>>560860734TV world in general is really poorly designed and not thought out at all. One thing I liked about Undertale and the first two chapters to an extent was how the world seemed lived in and didn't just have one singular purpose. Like, monsters and Darkners had homes and everything. TV world is just a television studio floating in a black void. There's nothing else.
>>560860540I don't have it with me but it's like two and a half feet
>>560861174the real reason carol isnt the knight is that her sprite is too ugly for her to be sincerely dear to tobys heart
>>560861340wtf
>>560861316>Why isn't it a Kingdom and why isn't there a Bishop
>>560861316TV world looks like it was supposed to have a whole big city area similar to chapter 2 that was cut so we could play more video games. That's what the concept art implies at least.
>>560861381
Why cant Toby be more like based Scott?
>>560860450which piano?
>>560861725why aren't there any paragraph breaks fuck this
Well Dess, you may be a groomerBut can you win in a battle against The Best Pedophile in Fiction?
it's true... every last word...
>>560861725>"What he has never done is reshape a FNAF game to be what his fans wanted"FNAF World
>>560861016anon, if you pre-assume with such a low bar then it comes to question wether or not the 2 inches are one's own frame of reference.reading comprehension?you are not illiterate, you are just context-deaf.
>>560861316this, but frankly i don't see a point in not-mettaton having a bunch of aimless worldbuilding
>>560861806My eyes glazed over after reading "fazbear fanverse initiative"
>>560861819Castle Town Dojo immediately getting turned into a Love Dojo and the Sound Test getting shut down because the boys got other jobs are both gags thoughAlso Susie got BetterHeal
>>560861316I think TV World is way better thought out in terms of giving all the Darkners meaningful roles than Card Kingdom or Cyber World didThere's a reason the Mike Trio is so popular while Sweet Cap'n Cakes and Swatch all got put against the wall for failing to sell merch
>>560861981It still kills part of the charm it had and throws out the idea it was going to be expanded on after waiting 4 years for it
>>560861884Scott deliberately changing aspects of FNAF to fuck with fans is no better than kowtowing to them. Massive bias showing there.
>>560862175>expanded on after waiting 4 years for iThe problem is you are looking at it this way rather than looking at the game as a whole experience that when finished could be played through in a few hours.
>>560861815YOU ALWAYS PICKED ON FLOP TIER PEDOPHILES, ARARAGI-KUN. I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT A REAL "BEST PEDOPHILE IN FICTION" LOOKS LIKE
>>560861819I completely forgot about item fusion, what the fuck happened to that? I thought it was gonna be some cool thing to make the game more of a proper RPG, but I don't think I've used it more than once.
>>560862483Alright wise guy, if I played Battle Network 3 and the job board just stopped getting quests and by the time the Zoo section wraps up I'd still be upset even if it went from 4 years to 4 hours, because that's content that implies later expansion
>>560861806Because its written by a dumbass
Alphys Deltarune thought "Would you rather fuck Timmy Turner's mom or Jimmy Neutron's mom" was solid first date banterCan she still clutch this
What will be the gimmick of chapter 5?
What if Asriel served in the IDF with a big full diaper
>first actual critique of UTDR ever comes out>has several good takes that are immediately overshadowed by the author being a giga-autist
>>560861806He also can't decide if game titles need to be in italics with quotation marks, or just italics.
>>560861819Because the truthnuke is toby doesn't consider deltarune a game but seven game(each chapter is a game)
>>560862886you do know that's a thing, right?
>>560862761Item Fusion exists solely for the Twisted Sword, thats it. The entire mechanic is just its justification, Toby never really had further plans for it
>>560863070Why do you think I made that post
Tbdesu my hot take has been for a while that 60-70% of the "Undertale is more well designed than Deltarune" takes are from people who were children when they played Undertale and/or are just fueled by nostalgia. It's okay to admit you outgrew something. Every time someone tried to justify why Undertale feels more well designed it's just that, it "FEELS" better because you were younger and more innocent. No shame in admitting that, I felt the same when I played Cave Story and Mother 3 as a youngun
>>560862934>first actual critique of UTDR ever comes outthis is such a bullshit take in the first place. yeah you've never seen anyone ever criticize deltarune before, maybe if it's your first day posting on /utg/.starting with a disingenuous position like that makes any further analysis hard to take in good faith.
>>560863070Loli Susie is built for gentle love-making with older humans.
>>560861815>>560862592Umm.. hey guys, so twitter's all mad at me for dating a 17 year old. Am I part of the club?
>>560863135Cave Story still owns epic style thoughever except for the Grasstown bit what the hell was that furry bastard Pixel thinking
>>560863109not everyone has half a history degree and knows obscure knowledge about the military, weird doctrines and some military operations.i just hope you aren't from /k/ because these people suck dick for flavor.
>>560863108At that point wouldn't it just be easier to relegate crafting the Twisted Sword to some sort of shop menu instead of making the whole item fusion thing? To me, it seems like Toby had a lot of big aspirations with Chapter 2 and added tons of features that were eventually scrapped or mostly neglected in Chapters 3 and 4. Like element pairs.
>>560862934I've seen way better critiques for years, this dude is just ranting at how much how hates Toby for 24k words
>>560863261Reminds me of this videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FzEBhUUKlw
>>560860738I really like this design. If this was from a game I'd have doodled it in my notebooks a hundred times by now, seems fun to draw.
>>560863261NO SCOTT PILGRIM, YOU SUCK AND YOUR BOOKS ARE OVERRATED
>>560863320Actually that'd take more work, considering there wasnt a single shop screen in ch3-4 at all. He'd have to draw a whole new background and higher-detailed portrait for mallus when he can just reuse the animation he had for Mallus fixing the ch1 key and then use "Generic Item Bag Sprite" for everything he fuses.
The Synthesis System will be redeemed when the Malius's Gluten Intolerance story arc pays off
>>560861316>not thought out at allthere's a difference between this and a Chapter just not having a society of Darkners. TV World was made the way it was for a reason, it wasn't a planning or direction error that it's an intentionally busy and distracting deviation from what should be a look into a personal world shaped by the Dreemurrs. Kris does not want the player (or party) to know more than what they're presented with and that's why they get pissed off and deal more damage to Tenna post-Sword Route
>>560860432>>560860738I would trust you with chapter 5
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>560863560>hires new artists and programmers to make the game come out faster and have more content (like shop screens)>game now comes out slower and has less content
Lets not forget Toby didnt even fucking bother letting you get a Spincake in ch4 for the first month or so of release. No explanation, no reason, no gag, he just didnt bother to give it an updated effect and another check for whether or not you have one. And when he did add it, he didnt even really "Write" anything for it, he copied a meme with one term changed
>>560861174shes BLUE because shes SAD this s BADIC MEDIA LITERACY
>>560862934>first actual critique of UTDR everthis isn't true at all. first public-facing big blogpost about it maybe (actually that also isn't true, off the top of my head there's that one DingDongVG made criticizing Undertale) but there have been YouTube videos and 4chan posts about this shit for years
I should buy some hotdog buns
>>560864001I think he didn't want to include the spincake because I think he regretted the balance decision of having it just as a renewable item but then fans complained so he added it back.
>>560864001chapters 3 and 4 are the worst so far, they feel very rushed with too much focus put on specific things leaving other things undercooked. I hope 5 is better given the extra time they've had to work on it
What if Mario fell into the Underground?
>>560864290He would be LV99 from a lifetime of stomping innocent Goombers with families and the whole world would immediately shatter to pieces stranding him in the void forever
>>560864290He eat le flower and burn everything LOL
>>560860432I like this so far, queen is literally the cutest and private school tasque manager and swatch are nice. queen being stunted and immature is an interesting character trait to have, especially for a protagonist in a game with the escapism themes deltarune has.
>>560864209What balance, you cant go back for one in the middle of a chapter anyway. Its youre one free Elixir for the chapter, if anything its infinitely more balanced than those because you cant stockpile it, cant cheese it, and actually feel incentivized to use it without feeling like youre wasting it.And forgetting the balance, not letting us get one is forgetting the gag behind it which was the justification for him shutting down stuff like the dojo and the sound test. The whole joke is we do one benign thing in the first chapter, the guy tells us he'll make as many cakes as he wants for us, forever, and he actually follows through with it even as the rest of his life falls apart around him. It was a joke with the most bare minium gameplay element attached to it, and even when he was absolutely capable of updating the game within 2 days of launch and people were pointing it out in the first week it took him over a month to fix this
>>560864290He pulls out his genuine italian salami and has sex with Toriel. The End.
>>560864209Having 1 free party heal a chapter was a good balance decision though.
>>560864290He'd lose a life and respawn at the start of the level
Susie is for some reason really opiniated about Ceausescu
>>560864290He would wake up and it would all be a dream.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZSjpVEdH6Y
>>560850745Id agree with you if it was anyone but Kris. Theres clearly a reason we cant see that much detail from Kris. Toby is attempting to make some point wrt the silent protagonists in classic games being blank slates to project on, like Link or Ness. The fact that we visually see other characters like Susie or Gerson laugh shows its deliberate and not Toby being lazy or incompetent with the visual medium.
>>560865272about what now?
>>560864290He would eat le mushroom and get high
>>560865272All of the money in Romania couldn't help that dumb motherfucker design a palace that wasn't the ugliest fucking thing to ever touch ground in Bucharest
>>560865743>All of the money in RomaniaThat doesn't sound like palace building money.
>>560865587>>560865743>third worldism
>>560865743>All of the money in Romania
>>560865743Give me back my copper motherfucker
>>560865854it was before ceauchudscu
>>560863592Yoo, that is smart.
>>560861174Imo the blue nose was where Toby went full retard. I expect him to redesign her like he did Noelle in chapter 2. On a related note, I wonder if Carol being scared of inclement weather is a roundabout way of showing how Rudys declining health has affected her, since yknow Rudolphs red nose guiding the way was the only way Santa could make it.
>>560865272Isn't that the giant Resident Evil lady everyone wants to fuck
>>560861819
>>560866083escu is a common romanian name suffix
>>560862149Chapter 2 was just poorly designed overall. To me it feels like 3 different worlds, not a single domain Queen would rule.
Susie thinks you can't be put on the sex offender registry if you are a minor and plans to abuse this "fact".
>>560866657maybe susie should stick to romanian politics
>>560866623thisqueen doesn't even feel like a ruler or bad guy at all. all she does is show up every now and then to say something goofy. the only way you know she's "bad" is because she threatens to turn noelle into a robot once and two npcs say she's bad and forcing them to do... something...?
>>560866864Susie will stick whatever she wants, wherever she wants, and there is nothing Kris can do to stop her.
I think some of you guys don’t like video games as a medium
>>560866954Im going to give you the benefit of the doubt that you just simply forgot, the werewires are all because of her. You literally see as the first thing that happens when you show up in the dark world is two plugboys being plugged and becoming hostile. She literally does this to Berdly and makes him part of her boss fightThe game does make a joke of it later though which is weird, given the plugboys at the start are literally trembling in fear over it, but still
>>560867146I like my penis as a medium that transports cum to your ass
why did toby create opiates in song form https://youtu.be/w3o1uEQEIpI
>>560867146vagueboy...
>>560867405So that when we get to the part where this little melody is expanded to a full song it'll be So Good
>>560867515I'm fiending
>>560867675In this way Star Control 2 is the failed Undertale because you can only be kind of evil but not evil enough for there to be a whole ending dedicated to it
>>560867405Because Toby has a good ear for ambient music. One of my favorite genreshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhgP6ZKK7H8
>>560867675It is a quiet thing, to fall. But far more terrible is to admit it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuXc9_jvOVw
>>560862878evolving the climbing mechanic by having vines coming from giant plants that need to be attacked to force them to grow away from your path, which then evolves into something like the mario on/off blocks by having their new growth pattern block other paths so you have to think about the order in which you attack the giant plant roots>source?came to me in a dream
>>560867675The "Bad ending" is a funny concept to apply to endings achieved through low morals or intentionally bad choices, because its supposed to be a term for endings that are extended game overs, you fucked up and cant continue kind of endings. If you play through a whole game intent on being evil and the ending you get comes at the same time as any other ending, calling it "Bad" makes it sound like you played the game wrong when everything you did was specifically intended with its own uniquely crafted content.
>>560868117Im not falling for that again, we already convinced ourselves there'd be a mario mechanic put in the game as a gimmick with dropping susie in a pit
Your counterargument?
>>560868330>due to its lack of meaningful gameplay evolutionrandom words in a row that look smart but mean nothing.
It’s funny how when the final chapters drop the newfags will be defined by having a much more positive outlook about the game compared to the old bastards that waited the whole time
>>560868330Neither of those issues are a result of the episodic release system.
>>560868285Chapter 5 is the Flower chapterWhat game is Flower themed?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTpksvCC-hgWhat creature do you play as in this Flowery-ass game, which is also the same creature Kris loves to drop into the pit on purpose?Ergo, Chapter 5 is the one where Kris drops the lizard into the pit on purposeFurthermore Chapter 4 set up Susie's new combo move where she picks Kris up and does a big jump as if to set up a situation where she could be dropped into a pit just like the lizard
>>560868285Kris will drop Susie or Ralsei in a pit at some point, just wait.
>>560868462>newfagsWhat newfags? We got like all of four new people posting in the thread for chapters 3+4 while losing half of the oldfags immediately. And the newfags mostly sucked majorly.
>>560868449what it tries to say: the gameplay does not improve with progress in the story in any meaningful way.he implies that the game is supposed to grow in complexity in some way when toby makes narrative-driven adventues text adventures for dyslexic faggots.
>>560868650>while losing half of the oldfags immediately. BASED
>>560868117That isn't Toby's style. Realistically, the climbing sections will never return, just like the teacups didn't after chapter 2, and chapter 5 will have its own overworld gimmicks that will be similarly forgotten by chapter 6.
>>560862149I still see people put there being fans of Swatch out of whatni can only call contrarian stubbornness but yeah the three robot guys are like the single most dropped character in dr/ut history. So forgotten they should be behind a tree.
>>560868503>Chapter 4 set up Susie's new combo move where she picks Kris up and does a big jump as if to set up a situation where she could be dropped into a pit just like the lizard...GODDAMMIT IM CONVINCED AGAINim going to come to your house and replace your mattress with styrofoam when this doesnt happen
>>560868802Every gimmick will come back in the chapter 7 final dungeon and it will be kino
NOTICE: Dear Anon,We want one thoroughbred championship horse in one week or your fave gets it!- The Bad Guys
>>560868802The Claimb Claws are an actual key item and way easier to fit into any situation than the teacups so I'm more willing to bet they're not just a one-offAlthough I'm not sure if there's much more gameplay you can wring out of them that chapter 4 didn't already
I feel like there’s a certain level of mid-functioning autism that produces the worst kind of media criticism imaginable, like the “cartoon reviewer” mold applied to other formats
>>560868954100% if you can even see them in your inventory when ch5 starts itll say some shit like "Dulled with overuse, unusable now"
yams.gif
I appreciate the anon who suggested I draw this because now every time I catch myself in this position I go uhuhu just like carol :) and it feels better
Did somebody say...
>>560869093don't fucking joke about this i think i'd kill myself if we don't get more climbing shit to spice up dark world traversal
>>560868330there might be some narrative and character inconsistencies but gameplay doesn't need to constantly evolve. this game is obviously inspired by Live A Live where there's different gimmicks, Saga Frontier too to an extent
>>560869006Just barely intelligent enough to form a complete sentence, not intelligent enough to actually read and understand one written by anyone else. You see it a lot in this thread alone, let alone in the greater youtuber reviewer world.It seems a lot of people get through life mimicking idea formation and conversation from others without actually being capable of doing it naturally on their own at all.
>>560869207Why would an electronics company use a sacred religious symbol as their logo?
>>560869259He couldnt commit to fucking Party Talk when UT proves he's capable of it, he's not commiting to another form of traversal. Best you get is weird route noclip
>>560869406terry really took off as a monster
did somebody say pie
>>560869406its an etsy sticker
>>560869406Anon the Apple logo is literally a biblical reference.
>>560869406the apple with a bite out of it is already a thing in "oh my god evil satan corporation" conspiracy circles because of eve and the garden
>>560869563I didn't say it but I heavily implied it. I love making pies
>>560869597>the Apple logo is literally a biblical reference.No it's not. It's literally just an Apple.
>>560869650"think different" is pretty cheeky too in the context of the Eden story.
>>560869597this is closer to the pointed tail being the logo rather than the deltarune (a cross)
>errm actually in the bible it's never called an apple, just a fruit. The ancient Hebrews didn't have apples. I will turn you asshole inside out with mindless pounding.
>>560869406chevrolet is a fuckin golden cross
>>560869906the real answer is that I was too tired to think of something cheekier
>>560869406You say that as if corporations arent treated as religions already
>>560869825illuminatilizardpersonshadowgovernmentanon...
>>560869775can you be my pie making bf and can we bake pies together i love pecan pie
>>560868839Reminding me of little nightmares 2 where you repeatedly jump gaps by catching six's hand to set up for when she drops you at the end.
Inshtoby the cliff on the left side of Castle Town will be Claimbable
>>560870215sorry for not being a midwit and believing in modern fairy tales.
>>560870284But anon................................................ I already have a boyfriend, and he also likes my cooking. He's not very good at it himself though
>>560870385this is the only way you can rescue Mr. Society
>>560870579okay well im happy for you, i hope i get to happy someday too
>>560862149>meaningful rolesbeing an irrelevant schizo who's one chapter late is a meaningful role?
>>560870710Thank you. If I could find a boyfriend then it should be pastable for you too
Lets discuss the Iran-Israel conflict as deltarune characters, Im SusieSusie: THEY HIT THE CHALK DEPOSITS FUCK THE FUCKING JEWS FUCKING KIKES
Why is this thread gay, Romanian, and Schizophrenic?
Don't tell anyone I told you this but there's a huge section of chapter 5 where it suddenly becomes an rts as you lead the yellow flower army against the pink flower hordes.
>>560870973that's just Kraut
>>560870973Unironic skill issue with the other threads. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYKLGX9-_4Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVPBH1WOkG8
>>560870992Does it suck?
>>560870973three HEROES appear at WORLD'S edge.
>>560871163>RalseiGay>Susie Romanian>Kris SchizophrenicBy their powers combined..
Mechanical Violator Faver
>>560871148Worse than you could imagine
>>560863592tv world is intentionally barren and hollowdoes the intentionality make up for the fact that it is barren and hollow? you tell me dog
https://poal.me/1rfcv6
>>560870314It mostly convinced me because I use the exact same evidence for the idea Kris actively wanted Susie and Ralsei to get swooned. Not that he did it himself, I mean just let it happen which is pretty much the same amount of betrayal in my eyes. The game this whole time set up the idea that, if Kris will do ANYTHING of his own free will, its defending Susie no matter what. When King tries to attack her, he jumps in to block. When Statue Gerson tries fighting her in complete darkness, he's still able to jump in front of her to block his attack. But with the Knight? Didnt move an inch when his gaze never left the Knight so he absolutely knew it was coming.
>>560871335"Long, shitty, hollow RTS segment that consumes most of the chapter" sounds unfortunately plausible, so I'm actually interested in your claims. What else can you spoil about the chapter?
>>560871429Susie steals chalk, and Kris steals pie, I'd say Susie because chalk is a mineral like copper and Romanians love to steal copper wiring
>>560870673Sexyman
>>560871416What makes it barren and hollow besides being a single location all the NPCs work at instead of a city
>>560871602Why thank you.
>>560871335Finally... Brutal Legend 2...
>>560871640I guess the sneaking sections are light on encounters?
"sexyman"-this"romanian"-thatwhen is this thread deltaruning?!
I wish I could make music to bring my autistic ideas to life. It'll take far, far too long for me to properly learn to make anything substantial so that really puts me off.
I thought TV World and Dark Sanctuary were developed well. Dark Worlds don't always need to be societies.
Confession been posting on /pol/ for the first time in 6 years because of the current events and its kinda fun
Art of my headcanon? Thank you cosmos
>>560872007Chapter 4's world in particular revolved pretty well around its new gimmicks, like the light/dark parts and climbing.
>>560872182ANON NOCOME BACKANON!!!!!!
>>560871941We don't do that here.
Hey oldfags, did the sansfags of old ever exhibit the same levels of horny in the thread directed at sans the same way spoids did during ch2 or tennafags do in the current day for their faves?
>>560871640i shouldn't have to explain how it's practically one dimensional. who are the audience even, a figment of tenna's imagination?there's a reason all the pippins on the whiteboard have worldbuiling like how they are head of security or work in HR and about their family or where they live, because the canon pippins are basically sassy objects without real jobs or homes
>>560871525I don't know I only thought up one funny lie I wasn't actually expecting to even get one (you)
>>560872260As recently as Deltarune Chapter 2 there were a few of them posting ectodick and jolly ranchers but it seemed to mostly be for jokes instead of actual horny for skeletons.
>>560872260It only ever got to around like 60% of that amount I'd say
>>560872260Yes.
>>560872260Behold the third ever /utg/ post
>>560861815>>560862592>>560863261NYEH! ALL OTHERS PALE IN COMPARISON TO THE GREAT PAPYRUS!
!!!ULTIMATE DELTARUNE PREDICTION!!!Rudy will have a red glowing nose and there will be a bit where (You) and Rudy will be in the dark together as two red glowing objects
>>560872349Great lie. I could vividly imagine the disappointment setting in on launch day as I slowly realize that this is all there is to the chapter.
>>560856051>Play Undertale>You are represented by a heart>Game says becoming stronger increases your LOV>Later it tells you that LOV stands for Level Of Violence and that you are a bad person for defending yourselfLet's face it. Undertale sucks and we only played it because the porn made us think that the graphics would be better and the waifus would play a bigger role. Instead waifus appear for segments and they are irrelevant before and after their segments.
loudly playing a 10 hour loop of Tenna's DAH sounds, sticking a suction dildo to my tv and fucking myself with it while I listen to the neighbor couple argue next door
>>560872847As one does
All sexyman hornyposting is the same.
>>560856051Why do you retards never hotlink the next thread in the OP? I'm getting really tired of scrolling to the bottom of the page to go to the next thread when I view the archives
>>560872847You'd be better off gluing a microwave to the neck of a mannequin and using your imagination.
>>560872535here's a guide on how to save private goatbro (rickroll link)
>>560872916just another thursday>>560873089i dont own a microwave
>>560872836WRONGI played it because I played the demo because he worked for the homestuck guy who I liked at the time and became OBSESSED with the idea of a character who knew what you did in different saves.I ended up disappointed because I thought there would have been ten times more SAVE meta shenanigans than there ended up being.
>>560872253i think this is objectively a good reason why one would or should hate /utg/ without any personal biases to it.
why can you only get the "good ending" of undertale if frisk gets groomed by papyrus?
>>560873051Not a strange idea but I don't think I've ever seen people do this on any threadPersonally I press the end key
>>560873235toby was touching himself thinking about hussie keeping him locked in the basement forever during that part of development
>>560873235Because you touch yourself at night
>>560872535>2 days after the game came outthat skeletonfag was on the ground floor, a pioneer, an explorer.charting unseen territory bravely, i salute them.
Someday Deltarune is gonna be over and we'll get a whole newsletter full of scrapped ideas and unused assets
>>560873403Toby won't release the unused sex minigame he made for the weird route as a reference to Hot Coffee. In general he's very cowardly.
>>560873403if toby continues being all mysterious and cagey about weird route and gaster stuff after the game is fully out I'm going to scream
>>560873403And someone's gonna make a Gamejolt page adding it back in by enslaving kids and grooming them on some social media app and he's gonna take all the credit for it then go to jail and have the mod cancelled
>>560873403With which we can make our OWN Deltarune!
>>560873009All hornyposting is the same. Such is the nature of not masturbating before you post.
>>560873201I still liked UT quite a bit but this always did kinda stain it for me too. Though I understand just how many variables you'd have to fuck with to make that work out, and the sheer amount of party chat stuff there is somewhat makes up for that. It came after 999 and Bravely Default so I was looking forward to that seeing stuff like them.
>>560856136I need to touch him or else I will tear off an ancient tree clean off the ground with roots and all with my bare hands and then throw it at an innocent person
>>560873797Tenna doesn't look like this.
>>560873540we are legally allowed to kill him if that happens dont worry
>>560873797Tenna looks like this.
Only two more years until Chapter 7Only two more years untilhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzayUimGxtA
After DELTARUNE, Toby is gonna announce he's working with Mortis Ghost to develop the sequel to OFF, "OFF 2: Charged with Battery"
>>560873797Tenna will look like this when Mettaton is done with him.
After Deltarune, Toby Fox will perform a hostile take-over and finally finish development of Monster Girl Dreams.
>>560873797ogh
In the future, Deltarune will be a complete package, but the ending will be so polarizing that the discourse will fuel /utg/ for another decade.
>>560873682toby literally made over 90 neutral run ending variants, he has no excuse
>>560873797fucking this man in his slutty little outfit while i tell him how much i love him
After Deltarune, Toby Fox will make a game together with OMACAT that will get him canceled in the west.
After Deltarune Toby Fox will become supreme overlord and we must all toil in the Yume Nikki Fan Game mines
After Deltarune, Toby Fox will roam the wild west.
>>560873540TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT TOBY FOX GAME
>>560874386Finally, Toby Fox makes a game about being a little boy and getting molested by your step-sister. That game's name: UNRELATED.
>>560874434you know what i'm cool with that
After Deltarune, Hitler will rise and release Echorune
>>560874543too late i already buffed up my necromancer cats he's fucked
>>560874213>bone tread pattern in the solesCute.
>>560874253Imagine making him cry tears of joy from showing him how much you love him and leaving his body full of your marks of said love as you fuck him
THE THIRD TOBY FOX GAMEETA CIPHER
After Deltarune, Toby Fox will become the world's first single person Nuclear Power.
Idgaf what Toby Fox will do unless it was to do with Muffet. I blazed through the shitty game to get to Muffet and she ended up being a single boss fight.
>>560874682Radiation...
>>560873543This truly Bits my Pieces
Gamejolt? haven't heard of that place in AGES *badum tss*
After Deltarune, Toby Fox will undergo radical surgery to reduce his age back to 12, then live the rest of his days in Omocat's shota dungeon.
I miss when Radiation was just a guy who posted on all the same forums I did.
>>560874658and then hugging, cuddling, and comforting him afterwards and telling him its ok to cry as the tears of joy turn into tears of sadness for having felt so unwanted for so long before he met me
>>560874913old toby comic
Deltarune is really closer to a visual novel where every 2-3 hours you get a short adrenaline burst from an actually hard fight.The gameplay is otherwise there for vibes, where the interactivity helps you engage with the scenario and empathize with the characters. It has more in common with Danganronpa than Earthbound.Not an insult though because I think the Danganronpa games are unironically good, especially V3. Though Hundred Line is way better.
>>560874976Why do women talk about sex like they're molesting a child?
After Deltarune, Toby Fox will set out on a thousand year long quest to obtain the omega time crystal, go back in time, and stop himself from ever conceiving that fever dream.
Chapter 7 comes out and brings about the IRL roaring, then toby hides from society in a tall tower like the Onceler.
>>560875090i was not talking about sex, i was talking about holding a man in my arms while he lets go of all his sorrows
Thats it Im getting hotdog buns tomorrow
An old wise woman once said to me, there will be no "after" Deltarune...
>>560875272I was talking about the whole exchange, not just that post.
After Deltarune becomes the new standard date format
why is 1/3 of the thread reposts from Twitter and 1/3 of the thread stale bait
>>560875084You're describing a lot of JRPGs thereIncluding Live-a-Live and the Mommy games
After Toby Fox will get his sex reassignment surgery, he will marry Andrew Hussie and become his PERSONAL Sex Slave for all eternity. Meanwhile Omocat will be sitting in the cuck chair watching.
>>560875084I'd compare them more to Zero Escape games cause it switches up the puzzles/gameplay between the dialogue sections if we're going with a VN comparison.
Deltarune is escaping! After Deltarune!
>>560875376What part of the exchange even remotely resembles molestation? There was nothing that implied it being non-consensual
>>560875084Deltarune is making people realize all video games ever made with a story are like this
>>560873540You don't know how painful it was to play though the entire NOISZ series including the secret true route from hopping between games. Only for it to reveal there's an even greater divine god and the whole series was actually a PREQUEL to another upcoming game.Like, the last fight was kino and it's nice to get a proper payoff to everything but it leaves a bad taste in my mouth that the devs keep going "but wait, that wasn't the final(final(final(real))) ending yet!"
>>560875443the word critique is in the air cause of twitter so it's prime (You) hours
>>560875642men aren't human and do not understand basic emotions
TOBY FOX IS BACK WITH ANEW VIDEO GAME! HE WANTS TOSTOP THE ANONS FROMRUINING HIS EVIL PLANS!
>>560875642men are scared of sex
>>560872304>who are the audience evenThe Lightners, obviously. TV World is a performance maintained by Tenna at Kris' behest to keep the Lightners from saving Toriel. It is not the same as a Dark World's organic society ruled by King or Queen, it is explicitly artificial. I don't think it's "barren and hollow", that's entirely subjective and personally I think it was actually an interesting decision to have the underlying nature of the world / the details Kris is attempting to hide come to light here and there, like the original game or mancountry.>because the canon pippins are basically sassy objects without real jobs or homesThey're scoundrels and rule breakers the same way Zappers are bodyguards and Shuttah are cameramen, their whole thing is that they're selfish and express this through scams and games of chance. I'm not even sure what point you're trying to make with this, the reason fans give their pippins OCs varied roles is because they want to give them unique identities the same way everyone had a unique Sans with some bullshit role in 2016. That doesn't make Sans woefully lacking and this some correction of that, Pippins are as developed as most other Darkners in that they have a role and they fulfill it
>>560875642The constant reassurance that you love him while he cries makes it seem like it's a traumatic event, even though I know that wasn't intended. >>560875721Most people don't cry during sex.
All I'm saying is that silent movies are the only real movies
>>560875501>>560875657Yeah but Danganronpa makes you play through random but different minigames a bunch of times, Deltarune pulls a bunch of gameplay switches in a similar way.
I would become the very first four-star Michelin chef if it meant my beloved Asgore never had to be stressed out in the kitchen ever again
>>560876018Isn't danganronpa an ace attorney investigation section then a trial minigame or did it get wackier later
>>560867175NTA but Queen just turns random people into werewires for the purpose of showing she likes to control people and its mainly played off as a joke. In TV Time its clear how every Darkner serves Tenna and how he controls them with points and contracts for the purpose of putting on a show for Kris, and all of it goes back to Tennas need for love and attention. In Cyber City its just random stuff like a peaceful modern city with salesmen who serve her and need to make sales to live with her in her mansion but Queen never expresses interest in money or uses money to control anyone else. At the same time she's turned half of her city into a theme park to impress a couple kids, but the theme park has barely any workers, even the booth where you can get a Berdly plush is unmanned. Oh and theres a Peanuts dancing segment because the chapter really needed more levity. Off the top of my head, the city and carnival should be merged to the point you see how its a pain in the ass for Darkners to live there with rides cutting through it like Chongqing. It also wouldnt feel as forced when you have to cut through Noelles room with a ferris wheel to get to another part of the map. Werewires or some other Darkner would be forced to build and run everything to impress Noelle. The salesmen would be working hard to avoid getting wired and put to hard labor, Spamton is living in the dump to avoid this. Tasquemanager is the slave driver keeping the workers in line instead of just standing in a random spot. The Swatches could be seen throughout the chapter acting like secret police so people would actually remember them.
fave will be watching the new TADC episode tomorrow as soon as it drops
>>560875070are there more toby comics somewhere
What's the easiest way to ragebait deltateens on shitter?The more destructive the better
>>560856136nom :p
>>560876281My fave will also do that
>>560876018I think Deltarune has more to do with Live-a-Live and Paper Mario in how each chapter has its own strong gimmick, I'm pretty sure chapter 2 even only has a giant robot fight because Live-a-Live had one too
>>560876324you should find a better use for your time
>>560876324Post yourself committing suicide while calling Toby Fox a fag.
>>560876309yeah his starmen.net account
>>560868132Bad ending can mean either wrong or bad (evil).
>>560876324pretend to be noelle knight guy
>>560876135Danganronpa always had minigames during the trial to make it more game-y. Like every single trial makes you take down the culprit through a psuedo-rhythm game.
>>560876324Susie ruins the story because [], we should kill all gag characters, @deltaruneconfessions I think the game should end with everything being a gasterman simulation that leads into Undertale, the game would be better if Noelle was replaced with [], Jevil doesn't fit the game and looks like a self insert OC, Deltarune is so much better than Undertale you guys I can't believe how badly it aged it needs a remake
Chapter 5...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxgtU47aW1k
Hard anal sex with Frisk while licking her stinky, warm feet and getting her pregnant
>>560868660Its a faux JRPG, do those really get more complex further in?
>>560876324Dess Groomed Kris, Here's Why That's A Good Thing
THE REAL TOBY FOX HAS BEEN LONG GONE.I'VE REPLACED HIM!THAT... IS MY EVIL PLAN!YOU'VE BEEN TRICKED!
Howdy Doody Anons and Antionettes and the other ones HOW'S you're all doing on the BOARD TODAY?WHAT a Wild WEEK it's been!
>>560877293tenna sometimes I want to kill myself, but sometimes I'll get so happy that I don't want to die. I don't know what to do with myself or with the time I have. I don't have anyone.
>>560876382I dont care for any of these gimmicks, and the knowledge that this is why each chapter takes forever makes me dislike them.
>>560877550Ok
>>560877293Mr. Tenna please wear your new bunny suit outfit next while live
>>560877293I've been incredibly tired all week, I just want two days to sleep and not have to do anything. If you would come visit me in my bed I'm sure I'd sleep more soundly.
I realized I'm actually very thankful for the deltarune critique essay meme because it shut everyone up about groomer Dess
>>560877458Ok
>>560876760You need to fuck her pussy for that
>>560877669The truth is that Dess grooming Kris will be the defining reveal of the game. It will make so salient a point about the nature of molestation that the community will be forced to accept it.
>>560877669Simpsons covers for a child predator once again
>>560877849By the time chapter 7 is out, MAP and CAT will be protected statuses
>>560877458holy shit same! i have lost my will to live. this is why im on 4chan because i lost my pharmacy tech job for being too slow
>>560877293Tenna I want a new board, change it NOW
>>560877669just another loooong day of being right all the time >>560569468
>>560877458
>>560877649TV stars make strange bedfellows, as they say in the business
>>560859483The mans g spot isnt the prostate its the cowpers gland under the prostate
>dark world named TV WORLD>look inside>majority of residents have nothing to do with TV
>>560877293my friend told me it's insensitive of me to be happy around them when they are sad and that I deserve to die
>>560878563thats an enemy
>>560877669female pedophiles just aren't funny the way male pedophiles are
>>560878464Haven't you SEEN? There's PLENTY of weather, gambling, police, and OILY MEN on TV! You just have to know where to look!
>>560878464>remote>camera>plug>tv man>dust
Faves fave streamer is going to dress up as a sexy nun and play nun massacre soon and theyre going to goon all day
>>560878563You should rape that friend. >>560878643Women in general aren't funny. Dess molestation theory is discussed because it's true.
>>560878464>dark world named THIRD SANCTUARY>look inside>it was made first
>>560878359Shhh enough talk, take off your pants and get on the bed. Don't hold back your moans, I want my neighbors to know you're mine.
what if kris molested dess
Kress this Kress that, when are we.gonna talk about Asrielle
He would feel so amazing and nice to hug I just know it
>>560877812Sure, after I am done with her tight ass
>>560878756tennaids....
>>560878563You were in the wrong
actually i headcanon these enemies are boogers kris wiped behind the couch, and since theyre Kris' DNA thats why they are associated with egg/gaster or whatever memories kris had of him
>>560878883Noelle is too sheepish to actually make a move on Asriel, and Asriel is too busy grooming Kris for Dess. Noelle would just masturbate to her friend's older brother then get over it like a normal girl.
>>560878892God yes, I need him to wrap his arms around me. I haven't had a hug from a man in so long, now I'm sad.
Deltarune chapter delayed. The team just discovered Toby's glass wrists were actually contagious. Now they all got fucked up hands and have to code by voice commands.
>>560879102why the fuck are kris and the knight imprinting so much meaning onto dust and boogers what's wrong with them
>>560878157what the fuck is cat
>>560878826>be normal person going about your day>sit down for a nice bowl of cereal, pouring the cereal first>suddenly thumping comes from your neighbor's apartment >hear a loud GABOABGOBADA>more thumping>DAGABODGA ABOGA DA
>>560879102I fucking hate you for pointing this out to me
>>560879169gay
This place is the only place I can read about deltarune anymore and it's half because you guys barely even talk about it. Both tumblr and /v/ threads have hit a point where I get so annoyed by the thoughts and opinions I see I stop reading after like 5 posts.
FRISK DAISUKI!! CHARA DAISUKI!! HOOMANS DAISUKI!!
>>560879763Thanks anon, glad I could help.
>>560868827>if you like characters that arent insanely popular you are a contrarianSome of you guys really are mentally ill and place way too much focus on seeing things from a weird fandom-centered perspective.
fave can't buy more land in the metaverse
Fave wants to play that new Thomas the Tank Engine game
>>560879965everyone here just has a siege mentality
>>560879959I cast goat sex.
>>560868827swatch is CUTEthe robots are FINEi am BORED of looking at spamton all the time
>>560879959I cast ass expansion
health insurance has failed me
>>560879763same, for what it's worth when people here feel like discussing the game it's usually not bad. i've had better conversation here than in /v/ for a while now
>>560880260Ralsei's petite ass perfectly complements his flat chest and small penis.
I really hope chapter 5 either proves all my deltarune posting enemies wrong leaving them defeated or humiliated or proves them right so I can drop the game and spend my free time obsessed with something else. This mid point where the game has potential to be really or really good with no certainty where it will land I stressful.
>>560880243>swatch is CUTETrue?
>>560879763Reading the same speculation and arguments will drive anyone crazy I get it. Not that it doesn't happen here but I like when these threads talk about stuff that influenced these games and/or post some form of OC, makes the wait between actual novel topics about UT/DR less dreadful.
I think...I think I miss Stack...
>>560880339hrt wasnt approved?
>>560879763im here because the deltarune subreddit is ass because of how they witchhunted wiztale and their discussions about the game are BORING
>>560879102i believe this too now, thanks
>>560880649the witchhunt was funniest thing they did in a while
>>560880605The hunger games and some other things guy? Yeah I miss him too
Imagine him endlessly teasing you with this outfit and doing increasingly sluttier poses so that you fuck the shit out of him
>>560880586My favorite thing that mostly only happens here is when someone posts a senetence and then suddenly there are ten posts in a row of that sentence modified into different jokes like the after deltarune bit we did a little while ago.
Wiztale did nothing wrong.
Berdly is playable in chapter 5
>>560720141haha guys opinions on this? haha
>>560880984Jesus christ
Who would win in a fight, TFAK or Snippip?
>>560880984This but instead of tvman it's Noelle.
>>560881067it's SHIT from a BUTT.
>>560880984One of us would end up pregnant the night this happens.
>>560880985i keep accidentally kickstarting these as the initial posts, i giggle to myself thinking of something funny to say and then i post it and it keeps spiraling out of control, i kickstarted the after deltarune and the "i made fanart" eggs and a bunch of others and it's scary i always think to myself "oh god what have i done"
>>560880985big agree, /utg/ has a fairly good sense of humor compared to the rest of this place and you play off each other well.
>>560880416Nah I want that goat to have a round of applause whenever he walks.
>>560720141i like the shapes of papyrus and sans
>>560880985My favorite is when a sentence continues to be shortened with each post until a single word or letter remains, that one hasn't happened in a while thoThat one and>IP grabbing linksand its modifications are always funny too
>>560880243Blame Toby for his barely disguised Spamton fetish, then.
>>560881348This is alien sexuality to me. I don't really get it.
>>560881290as a lurker from /funkg/ i feel envy in a healthy, "old man feeling sad because his good memories are never coming back" kinda way
>>560881290i cant believe i missed that this is bullshit
GIWTWM
>>560881586Do women really post their pussies in that thread?
>>560881548>I do not get being attracted to gigantic assesEven if you didnt have that fetish I feel like its a pretty easy one to understand, unless you were just unthawed from the 80's or early 90's.
I miss Bigot Tower
>>560881703Not when you're around
https://youtu.be/Xb5pVbl7yPwsans would text this to toriel
>>560881586Oh cool someone else from /funkg/! Have not looked in for yearsI still obsessively think about my favourite mod
>>560881610I almost thought this was Asriel and his child Asriel Jr. for a second.
What if instead of an earthbound like deltarune was a rpg maker indie horror game where the cute girl player character dies horribly in 11 out of 13 endings.
>>560881348Noelle's going to be shocked when she sees that Ralsei's ass is almost as fat as hers!
>>560881703no not really but there's a schizo on there that still cares about a single girl that used to post on there if that accounts for anything
>>560881016based and tennavill'd
>>560882012That's just Noelle's perspective
>>560882012Needs more rape like mogeko castle.
Man the dating segments in UT aged like milk
>>560881974https://youtu.be/wPb7G4tfKLA
>>560882012It would be grim and brutal and dark and people would walk away from the game feeling not good things.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJVG_cDfcL4
>>560882321the reason why papyrus isnt in deltarune is because he was arrested for dating a childpoor guy, he's rotting with good ol michael sardo that boy is
>>560882270dess is shinya btw
>>560882134>no not reallySo utg is also unique in the aspect that one of its demographics is mainly comprised of sluts who will post nudes in the thread any chance they getGuys we really are not like other girls
>>560879775Based.
>>560882538Who's Shinya?Shinya fit deez nuts in ya mouth!
Deltarune but it's a 2000s RPG Maker game where the protagonist is the prophesized messiah but a mad scientist traumatizes them more or less just to see what would happen and one of the party members is autistic
Besides wiztale using ai what did he actually do wrong that warranted people witch hunting him?
>>560882559>not like other girlsthat was a given since by entering here you're too obsessed with toby fox's work to begin withnot that it's a good or bad thing anyways it's just how it goes
>>560882697https://youtu.be/RAA1xgTTw9w
>>560882129Ralsei and Noelle having a twerk off in the dojo in chapter 5
Could Isaac defeat the KnightCould the Fun Gang survive a full run from Basement to Home
>>560882697basically nothingit was all a impersonatorblame cibles.
>>560882759from the thumbnail i thought his cock was out and leaking cum
>>560882805I mean I don't really give a shit all that much, but I'm just asking
>Reddit is here oh, so that's why the thread is shit
>>560882890No, thats mine
>>560882697he was an ESL shitting up youtube with incoherent content farm slop. sure it's bad to frame people of murder or whatever, but it's for the best he was disposed of
>>560883054proof???
>>560882941Don't forget twitter and discord too. Most of the anons who exclusively use /utg/ are probably thread personalities.
>>560883114I just use discord to groom minors. Other than that and 4chan, I don't use social media.
>>560883114anyone stubborn enough to only browse 4chan is usually a crazy person
>>560882873isaac is deadthe fun gang couldn't do shit against the bloat though.
>>560882830>( Suddenly the [Dealmaker] came out of your inventory. )[[Holy Macaroni!]]!!!! SHAKE THOSE [Peach] SHAKE IT, DADDYS... GONNA... [[Mamma Mia!!!]]
>>560882890There is an alternate image where his privates are fully out, but I don't believe I can get away with posting that one
>>560882941Reddit has been on 4chan for more than a decade bro, this place went from being the center of internet culture to a twitter repost space ages ago. You should have realized this when all the OC here dried up.
Fave has a crackhead conspiracy theory on what FRIEND is>Narrative has so far introduced pink and gold being linked to Spamton>Spamton and the secret bosses are linked to shadow crystals and freedom>Shadow crystals link to the knight who's heavily implied to be dess>Narratively Dusters whom can only exist in very specific dark world have been introduced>In the same chapter Titans are shown, implied to be able to exist in any dark world due to their unanimous nature as darkness>FRIEND is also shown to be able to exist in many forms of dark worlds like the Titans, irrelevant of the nature of that dark world>FRIEND is a dustner who refused to pass on again like Gerson and took on more nature of the dark worlds/discarding the self to survive and exist in the dark>Wants to return to the light world and the only way to do so is now by bringing about the roaring which is what it's making Dess do>Dess somehow has her own motivations to do this, not relevant to the theory but it's a component we'll handwave>This is all a parallel to Flowey too btw much in the same way he took all the human souls and monster souls and nearly wrecked the universe/underground to exist again>Deltarune isn't about "Escapism bad!", but rather a measured look on how metaphorical escapism from the self can lead to a total loss of the self if unrestrained leading to serious psychological disconnect and major issues
>>560883104maybe tomorrow
>>560883297I view it in a utilitarian sense, I have no reason to browse any other site when my faithful piggies bring all the fanart here anyway
>>560883114Your conclusion doesn't really make sense, all the avatarfags love shitcord and X... shit>>560883297nyo
>>560883205buddy.
>>560879102Where are all the dried cum darkners from Dess?
i come here because somehow you people post less incest than twitter and reddit
friend fucked dess and came inside of herwait...came inside of herfriend inside of me
>>560883319Here he goes again.
I fucking love incest
>>560879287Child Attracted Teen
>>560883598No... it can't be... how is that possible
My xitter feed is filled with insane drama from the Project Moon(mainly Limbus) fandom where everyone involved is a piece of shit. I'm quite thankful that the UTDR fandom hasn't gone off the rails in that way yet.
>>560883695Noelle's anal virginity is missing again! Looks like Spamton is at it again!
Im a /co/umblr kinda guy
infinite fave generator is disappointing more often than not, said fave
>>560883782you are my hugbox4chan has been less degenerate than the mainstream for years
why wont they friend me back anons
Deltarune but every time you win a fight you pick one of three upgrades
>>560883404To follow up on this>this is also why all the schizos are connected to freedom and why they're targetted, especially Gerson>FRIEND sees kinship and/or opportunity to research>This is why Spamton is aware of [HEAVEN], aka the light world, because FRIEND knows about it too and also wishes to return there>Now bouncing back to the escapism allegory, this is why Susie exists, to give a positive example of how escapism improved her>Has a friend, got out of her shell, etc, just like actually going out and socialising through the veil of something akin to LARP>Dess will inevitably act as the middle ground of someone who's too far in but can eventually be pulled out
rudy is the knight
>>560883985co is rarely good these days... full of whiners now
Deltarune but it's a battlefuck game. Everything else is the same.
Wiztale sucks and I hope the false flag ruins him
>>560884178The Invincible threads are unusable because it's just people repeating the same complaints from 10 years ago and getting in the same political arguments about utilitarianism and capitalism. Reading them feels like entering an insane asylum where everyone is still talking about Bill Clinton.
>>560884185heres how it workskris, susie or ralsei is chosen to powerbottom the enemythey milk the enemys cock and take their creamy load insideweird route has noelle bounce too hard on the enemys cock and shatter their balls with her asscheeks
Deltarune will have 8 chapters because its a channukah game (channukah comes early in 202X)
>>560884097Lastly>The soul and gaster are akin to therapy>Gaster is connected to FRIEND and The Angel (possibly You?)>FRIEND represents the dark while Gaster represents the purest light beyond the light world (brighter than bright?)>Aka, the real world>This links into what is implied with UT Gaster researching determination, a capability to save and load of the real world player and SoulOkay I don't know where this is going anymore or if it made sense
>>560872562Papyrus really did date a kid and get away with it. Is he perhaps THE Best Pedophile in Fiction?
>>560884010Yeah it's kinda funny how that turned out, simply because 4chan is an actual forum and everywhere else is ruled by algorithms promoting content that makes you want to pour bleach into your eyes>>560884178It's the worst kind of whiners too, grown ass millennials going off on political shit or trying to ragebait people into replying by creating fake drama about a movie from literally 20 years ago. The board being kinda dead makes the problem so much worse
>>560884408Its a wintereenmas game and will end with a loss joke.
>>560884356>expecting a decent conversation from the capeshit reddit show fans who's depth ends at murder is le bad
>>560876506I have no clue why people even believe that theory considering the knight has a freeze sprite, meaning we will get to freeze the knight in snowgrave with Noelle (unless if it is a placeholder, there is a clone of Noelle (not Dess) in the knight, or the sprite was just made for the heck of it).(*https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AlQ2Kx8wOvU*) 1:22
>>560884515He's not even the best pedophile in UT/DR.
Frisk groomed Papyrus, Alphys, and Undyne
>>560884515Alphys roleplayed on her date with a minor and got rewarded with a cute gf and a teaching job.
REMEMBERTHE PURPLE GUY, REFERENCED IN CHAPTER 1"MIKE"MIKE IN THE FNAF 2 FILES, THE UNUSED SKULL-LIKE FACEREMEMBERREMEMBERREMEMBERITS LIKE POETRY, IT RHYMES...
>>560884580He is, because he's the best character
>>560883762groomable doe
>>560884712https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm4ZWqE06ro
mettaton almost married a kid and got away with it...
>>560883404Good theory but it needs a giant image with arrows for me to discuss it
>>560884563Who are you quoting? Also, it would be one thing if they were fans of Invincible, but for the most part they seem to just hate Robert Kirkman. They barely talk about the show or the comic and when they do, it to make a point about Robert Kirkman being a cuck or about powerscaling.
>>560856136>TL;DR Have a nice day!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOg7d21tTcU
Invincible and Knights of Sidonia have basically the same final fightThis has nothing to do with Deltarune I just never had an opportunity to say that because when would this ever come up
why are there comedic video game parody scenes in my comedic video game full of video game homages
Can you believe it? Deltarune Chapter 5, in 3-4 months.
>>560880416>>560880416this but kris and moderately sized penis and also noelle and her small breasts and very tight vagina
>>560884847so joyful
>>560884881Its because Toby Fox hates video games and hates you
Deltarune but its a card battler
>>560884930why do men find vaginismus sexy
battat is a girl and her puffy vagina gets drenched in sweat by staying in the motormouth mike suit for so long
remember when we thought elemental types would be a bigger dealremember when we thought weapon fusing and battle dojo would update with each chapterremember when we thought there would be more schizobosses
>>560884178Pretty much. /co/ is basically a horrible, barely moderated hodge-podge of /pol/, /r9k/, and twitter all blended into a boring as hell /b/-lite board. Barely even look at it these days because its the same shit over and over, I can't believe some of the threads that stay up and get constantly replied to.
It’s weird that there’s people who legitimately think Deltarune is about how escapism is bad or is “anti-art” when Toby has said on record (multiple times) that art is extremely important and that people require it to live (effectively)I think some people are just miserable and want everything to be miserable.
>>560884847cute and threatening
>>560884886It will include a 6-7 joke, a Labubu joke and a Charlie Kirk joke
>>560885045I am a girl and I almost left an asterisk saying tight but aroused. I feel like the appeal of a tight-wet thing is obvious even if you dont have a penis.
>>560884178/co/ is dead since the loli purge. It used to be such a fast board and now theres threads from a month ago still up.
>>560885096Looking forward to all the new ways deltarune will disappoint us!
>>560885096>remember when we thought there would be more schizobossesjust wait until chapter 5 is released to the publicyou will be in for a surprise! ;)
>>560885045I only respond to women that show me their boobs>>560885228Except for women like this that demonstrate they actually have souls(rare).
>>560884178I go for the storytimes mostly.
if there are any jokes in chapter 5 i am suing toby for false advertising, i expect him to take his story and characters very seriously and will not tolerate comedyslop
>>560885045I don't think they find vaginismus hot, that would mean they like vaginas they can't penetrate, they just want a tight pussy that grips them firmly but not tight enough to crush their dick
>>560885096They are?It did?There were?
>>560885205Its legitimately insane, like Ralsei is clearly there being like "I dont matter and you shouldnt care about me" being framed as a not healthy way of thinking that you can challenge and people are like "no no the dark worlds are bad". Even though the prophecy is about saving the worldS.It reminds me of the chapter 1 days when people were convinced our choices wouldnt matter because of the intro sequence. Zero literacy skills.
I trust Toby Fox to make the only good IT'S TV TIME x BIG SHOT mashup
>>560885219>Counting or not counting fun gang violence->SWOON
>>560885112And to think, there's a /trash/ hazbin thread that was divided off from /co/ because the users who post in it were so low quality even compared to usual /co/ garbage
>>560885205escapism le bad is a brainlet take, but escapism le good is also brainlet. susie is clearly setting herself up for disappointment by wanting a story that never has to end>>560885461we both know kraut has never seen a real pussy
>>560885096Genuinely what the fuck happened to Castle Town and the recruit mechanic? Did he give up?
>>560885096huh? what?
>>560885237>loli purgeWhat purge? Almost every other thread devolves into loliniggery if it isn't already a thinly veiled one from the OP, if anything I've been seeing much more of the latter.
>>560885045It’s mostly a virgin thing, or people who think “tight = better”
Why do women find big penises hot when they just make sex difficult and slow? t.Large penis haver.
I do!
>>560885053FATTAT's fupa and moobs render him of indeterminate sex
>>560885383But you just replied to a woman who never showed you her boobs
>>560885541>escapism le good is also brainletAgain, Toby Fox is on record saying people NEED art to live. What can this be interpreted as except “escapism is good”?He’s right, btw.
>>560885676shes a fat chick
Realistically none of the darkners have sex organs. But I dont know what happens to the food they eat.
I trust Toby Fox to make Asgore extremely cool, cute, and even a little bit silly in Chapter 5
it's the man with the terrible smell
>>560885732I replied to her, but I didn't respond to her.
>>560885604shut up sans
>>560885803They do have sex organs. King uses his fat cock as an attack in his fight.
>>560885045The pain feels good, but I dont really like sex that much.
>>560885762A what chick?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5YBEdFSow8
Castle Town is a joke version of the RPG home base like how a lot of things in Underrune are joke versions of RPG tropes
>>560885964to complete the BoF2 reference castle town will begin to fly
Escapism is good, just don’t get hyper attached to water bottles or some shit. Everything has to go eventually.
so what was up with the teas
>>560886072Kris is hard to get a read on so the teas give you an idea of how they feel about things
>>560885882https://youtu.be/hA686jraFzw
>>560885604>Why do women find big penises hot I think it's just the virgins who think that because porn or I don't know, plus they don't know how cumbersome big dicks are in reality, but this is really ironic coming from me considering I am also a virgin, the only difference is I have a small dick fetish
>>560885803on the topic of this, when kris and susie and whatever eat dark world food and then leave, does it turn back into CDs and burnt crumbs and chalk and whatever in their stomachs or is it undertale food logic where it's instantly metabolized for healingi don't see why not
>>560885812I saw people on tumblr mad about people predicting Asgore doing anything cool in chapter 5 and hoping he's mostly an irrelevant joke and I've been mad about it for like three months.
Jumping jevils! I know who the Roaring Knight is!
escapism is beneficial to help you explore the person you want to be in a safe setting, but if you let it take over your life it is bad.
>>560886380The broad from Klonoa 2!?
What if a casual player who doesn't follow tobyfox on troonsky saved a tea for later and now thinks X character secretly hates Y character.
>>560886242I assume it is consumed and turned into healing magic. But we know it doesnt actually sustain them like real food. I wonder if you stayed in the dark world for a year if you'd instantly starve to death when you left.
>>560886210>have a small dick fetishKinda based. Also, I think you underestimate how sexually retarded a lot of people are. I think a lot of women would put up with slow and awkward sex if they thought it was what they were "supposed" to do. Nothing against women on that, though. Men are probably about the same.
>>560884847>>560856136This...is the power of YAOI
>>560886447ah well you see i have giga autism and no friends so if i dont inludge in my fantasies i will remove my skin
thragg solos the roaring
>>560886360Good
>>560886632she's turning men gay with her mind
There's an old tweet or tumblr screenshot floating around talking about how an author writing a story about "the power of stories " were basically just jerking themselves off. Wow, the thing you specifically do is so powerful and special? Damn. "Escapism " stories are basically the same thing from another angle. My drug dealer shouldn't be telling me smack is whack, my burger flipper should not be telling me about the dangers of being fat. Shut the fuck up and give me my six quarter pounders.
>>560886863I think the roaring cutscene has more frames of animation than Invincible season 4.
>>560886632>"SHE'S TOO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE!"
>>560886360You shouldn't let what other people's opinions dictate your feelings about things you're passionate about
>>560887057The reason why Toby can pull it off is because his story is about all the stories he loved instead of about how cool and powerful he is himselfBy being a hack without a single original thought he has become the most pure author
>>560887098didnt toby compose a song for season 4?
>>560887057In general I think the idea that a story should be "important" is overrated and is the source for a lot of self-congratulatory garbage.
>>560886360tumblr is funny. i've seen multiple people seething about the RK getting called a him. they will have an unpleasant surprise in 3-5 months.>>560886512>I wonder if you stayed in the dark world for a year if you'd instantly starve to death when you left.i think you would die for other reasons. like the darkness sapped your soul energy or something
>>560887057Cynical faggot
>>560887057The difference is Toby is a talented writer who is filled with joy and whimsy for the medium and D&D were unskilled hacks rushing through Game of Thrones because they got bored and wanted a Star Wars trilogy.
>>560885096Toby's secret fetish is letting us down
>>560887057>mediums can't criticize themselves because I don't like it ok?booooooriiiiiiiiiiing
hha im pippin too! i love being involved with you guys... :))
>>560887018someone draw fujo as this
>>560887057Like out of all then possible themes and messages you can put in a work, I really believe anything involving escapism is in the top 3 as most intrinsically worthless. Authors tilting at the windmill of their own outsized egos and inflated sense of importance.
>>560887454>"escapism stories are worthless" while using the phrase 'tilting at windmills'Oh my God, open the fucking schools
The power of stories has had more impact on my life than the entirety of organized religion, authors can continue jerking themselves off if they want.
CoL got taken out and now we have 3 mini-me versions trying to take his place, great.
>>560887541holy kek
>>560887541they are open but that anon hasn't figured out how to get past the "pull" door yet
>>560887575the CoL archetype of stories needing to be LotR permanently and forever has been around a while
>>560887454picrel. the only authors who suck at telling these stories are the ones who have great lives in real life, like hersevery author who has 847234530 dollars and a good social life who says "the real world is better than escapism guys!" sucks and is missing the point. toby is one of few who does it right because he doesn't interact with anyone and/or show off>>560887313well put
>>560885096>remember when we thought elemental types would be a bigger dealThis user did not understand the significance of 7 8 9
>>560887718>6 7 8 9ok i did the thing now are you happy?
>>560887685I dont think TADC is about how escapism is bad, its pretty obviously a IHNMAMS retelling with a telegraphed message about making the best of your situation.
>>560887057Deltarune's escapism isn't writers blessing the world with their stories, it's people creating their own worlds. The way a kid plays in the sand or the way you pretend this is a real observation
>>560887685Is that really what you think Bigot Circus is about
I like this frisk gif
>>560885546It's still in the game, what? You can recruit enemies in Chapter 3 and 4 and they show up in the town.
>>560887685>hertell me you're American without telling me you're American kek
>>560887798Yep, its also very obvious with how the characters are teenagers stuck between childhood and adulthood. They are awkwardly straddling the divide.
>>560887664That’s an insult to LotR, because man I wish a lot more stories were like LotR. I read all 3 books + read the hobbit + watched the extended movies (only after reading the books) and it’s filled with so much love and, ironically, a lot of original ideas. It made me realize how much stuff “ripping off LotR” are ripping off the most well known/obvious stuff, and even then it’s not as similar.It’s kind of like Cybperunk and Neuromancer, but a billion times better. At least fantasy after Tolkein has original ideas or different ways of doing stuff.
>>560887882I just check her photos and she's pretty cute. Another win for ChaserChads.
>>560887882We don't care about your Epstein-funded culture war mate. Begone
my utg folder needs organizingalso, reminder of this things existence
>>560887971his head is grossly shaped
>>560885604Not a woman but a big dick is just nice to look at and hold even though Id never want it up my ass and have TMJ. Tits are the same, big tits arent really fun to fuck and groping them gets old fast but theyre still nice to look at. Small dicks just look gross and make me think of gross little boy cock.
>>560887882Being a chud UT/DR fan must be a special kind of hell lmao
>>560888027Hello, thing!
>>560888072so's your mam
>>560888072Tenna, you're the one who ate all that sushi while pregnant, I don't know what to tell you.
>>560888027sex with this creature
>Raped by Toby>ESLI'm not saying the Venn diagram is a circle but
>>560887862That Frisk model would look good with a fat ass.
Toby! You're squandering again!
the reason it feels like we have no drawfags is because the drawfags we have dont ask for requests
>>560888163the darkest part is, CoL wasnt even an esl. he just typed like that
>>560887946not really a dig at LotR itself and I love it too, it's the line of thinking that people like CoL have where it's more about strictly following a formula they personally like.
>>560886242Kris and Susie are eating actual glass and chalk. Kris developed an iron stomach from living with goats.
>>560888230a drawfag took requests last night dumbass
>>560888327don't be so mean he wasn't here last night
>>560888230i hate all of your ideas and will never draw them so why bother asking for requests
>>560887946If LotR were released today a bunch of grifters would call it woke because of the "I am no man" scene.
>>560888327i was at WORK last night and didnt see it
>>560887057This is true. Fortunately Deltarune is not about escapism and anyone who thinks it is is a certified midwit.
you better think twice before eating oneor not, if you want the [[pr0teins]]
>>560888234>Undertale x Miraculous LadybugThis is reaching level of female autism I didn't think were possible.
>>560888163>Raped by TobyWhat does this mean? Is this new zoomer slang? That's kind of fucked up
>>560888407if you really loved us you'd get the musk chimp neuralink and be here 24/7
>>560888394The same way people call stuff “marvel”, “reddit”, and “tumblr” because they want to call it “gay and retarded” but want to seem like they’re giving actual critique?
>>560888394i cant even contemplate what 'today' would look like without lotr
>>560887428RUUUDY
>>560888230I just think it's way more fun to draw exactly what I want, I've taken many requests before and it always ends up being really boring for me sorry anon
>>560888495Bingo
>>560887882> >her (learned from a screenshot meme)>kek (also learned from a screenshot meme)We get it, you can't intuitively navigate the social world and you want it to become socially acceptable to act like a nasty retard, because that's easier for you than just being respectful. Go back to youtube shorts.
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>>560888445this here's a delicacy in south east tv world
i think dess should be acccused of being a nonce more often because these threads were dead before that happened
>>560888509I genuinely don’t think Deltarune would exist if not for LotR existing. Gerson is basically Tolkein, although it’s kind of awful that universe version of Tolkein fucking died before finishing his books. Imagine if Tolkein didn’t finish the last half of the 3rd book.
>>560888579being trans is against Islam
You're on a path in the dark, and at the end of that path is a mansion. And in the basement of that mansion is an angel. You're here to make her stronger, if you don't, it will be the end of the world.
>>560888560dont worry anon im also a drawfag. I just made that post in the hopes another artist would start asking for requests because im too lazy to draw anything right now. this is called Anon's Devilish Trick
>>560888730Angels get stronger through impregnation.
>>560888679the final tragedy of the prophecy on the normal route is that Susie carries Gersons legacy on to make the Hammers of Power
>>560888579Screenshot meme?
>>560884639She did do that. Needs to be corrected.
Maybe I'll take some requests later tonight, I wouldn't count on it though
>>560885205I keep saying that Deltarune is about how escapism is unfathomably based. It's gonna be like Umineko or Danganronpa V3.
>>560888636believe it or not i have actually eaten the eggs with the duck fetus in them because my family is viet. its not that good
>>560888582
>>560888749>>560888819Draw Noelle twerking her fat butt.
>>560888781Problem then is people would spend the rest of time arguing if it’s “in character”. Better off making her own series.
>>560888672that's what I'm saying I need people to appreciate how much we just came back life
>>560888850i heard it's a quick way to grow horns
>>560887862She cute.
>>560888819Forgot to post this last night>>560888860is this good enough
>>560888850The problem with a lot of traditional or cultural foods is that (american) pizza clears 99% of them.
>>560885762>short fat chick Battat pining for big fat gay TennaIt's...peam...
>>560888997Noelle looks really hot there but I want her to make her asscheeks clap.
>>560888230i drawfagged for another thread for like a year and got burnt out, it's why i do shitposts like this instead now rarely
>>560889005Me when I'm a suburban teenager
>>560888943this is true, deers regrowing their antlers will eat eggs and small animals to gain essential calcium and phosphorus for antler growthnoelle is going to eat parts of susie and kris after she gets her horns cut off during the final battle
While drawfags still exist, has there been a single writefag here that writes stuff that isnt just Asgore-related in years?
>>560889120that anon who writes about mettaton's dystopia
They don't want you to know that modern pizza was invented in the United States and then exported back to Italy after World War 2.
I want to share an umbrella with her
>>560887575>Okay, I admit it, none of us are CoL.
>>560889120someone was doing greens for a few threads some days ago
>>560888679Tolkien did die before finishing some books didnt he?
>>560889081It’s true and you know it. There’s no way Century Eggs are better than pizza.
>>560889187i've got an umbrella i shared with her if you wanna sniff it.
>>560889256Virgin boy eggs clears any za
>>560888830I take the radical position that deltarune is not about escapism for good or ill, for no other reason than the simple fact that I prefer to believe that deltarune will do something novel and interesting instead of something overdone, cliche and trite. I'll belive this until I hit credits of chapter 7 and find out once and for all is Toby is based or cringe.
>>560889256I live in a city so I can enjoy all sorts of nice ethnic food, just eating pizza all the time is boring.
Grrr, I can't stand women who molest kids. You're going down Dess!
>>560889254He died before finishing silmarillion, I think. That doesn’t matter too much since it’s a prequel to the Hobbit and LotR and is a collection of stories, but still sucks.The good thing is that he was lucky enough to finish he massive story before dying, although it helps that originally it was one massive story that he just wrote and wrote and wrote, THEN he went to the publishers and they said they had to split it into 3 books.
>>560889120I write things but don't share them because my skin is too thin
undertale characters feel more real than deltarunes
>>560889534Dess doesn't do that.
>>560889005Me when I'm a teenage mutant ninja turtle.
spamton used to work at a chinese takeout place
>>560889350No thank you, Mr Liar
>>560889505I’m not saying eat pizza all the time, I’m just saying that a lot of gimmicky cultural foods suck and there’s a lot of better modern stuff.>>560889401You deserve dwath
Chapter 3 was about 3 best friends playing games on the couch together and through video games they learned a lot about themselves and grew closer to eachother. Where is the escapism?
>>560889505Notice how the only flaw he can list is that it's familiar. Modern "people" are very intellectually diffident, so they distrust things which are familiar and put their faith in the foreign or inscrutable. The majority of arguments about taste you have with modern "people" come down to this.
>>560889598She's goin down anyways for tryna kill kids!
>>560889739me pretending i have that irl
>>560889762bro's just typing shit
>>560889762Take your meds dawg
>>560889785She doesn't do that either, she's too busy being lost. You're thinking of that purple guy who was working at ICE-E'S
gonna go take a shower dont start a new thread while im gone
>>560889739when deltarune friends play games they grow closer and learn things about each other but when I play games with my friends they get made at me for stealing their stars and button mashing better
>>560889560What kind of things?
Dess was not the greatest person.
>>560889120Why bother trying hard to write something good if nobody will bother to read it anyway? The average attention span in this general is worthless if it requires any more effort than looking at a picture.
>>560889853I'm typing the truth. You have to learn to accept it. >>560889893No.
>>560889957If thats the logic you wanna use why post here at all, the whole site is reading
I just love cheese pizza!
>>560890045Joseph Bulkin I know they have supposedly good pizza in Brooklyn but there's a lot of culture there and you have to expand your palette despite your sociopathy and autism
>>560887685if you thought TADC was about escapism i think the problem is about you anon
>>560889762>say that eating only pizza all the time is boring>dumbfuck goes all "the west has fallen" over itWaow
>>560890159TADC is about being entertainment for toddlers.
>>560890152Nigga stop calling me that. I'm not him. >>560890179The whole "only eating pizza" thing was a strawman anyway so I didn't acknowledge it.
fave spend 100 dollars in two months on a vending machine
Hey thread Ronald Reagan here.
>>560889957I enjoyed reading all the greentexts from the chapter 2 era. I think a lot of writefags just stayed on ao3 because they wanted to write normally instead of using the greentext format
I think The Fun Gang could be a successful let’s play streaming group
>>560856136ive been thinking about a certain man made of fire
>>560890179i wonder what gaster thinks of mettaton, the amalgamates and flowey
>>560890256You're the one strawmanning my post so you can have a mentally ill rant. All because I said eating nothing but pizza was boring lol.
>>560890063He looks like he has sex with human men.
>>560890305hi ronald reagan is it true that ralsei wears a chastity cage
>>560890284Was it a sex vending machine? Like a vending machine for sex? I think they have those in Japan so it would make sense.
>>560890179Well it’s not me, it’s some other anon going nuts, kind of crazy how there’s people ready to completely jump onto pretneding to be someone else and be a total retardActually, not that surprising.
>>560890395Yes. His climax trickles down.
>>560889941things
>>560890426Oh no worries I didnt think it was you, we're cool>>560890063>>560890390Dess was smoking weed and fucking this every day, what a life
>>560890382You were replying to someone saying that pizza is better than most food. Responding to that by saying "Only eating pizza is boring" is either a strawman or a non-sequitur.
>>560890128Put your name back on, Dark Warchiefhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/svXA5xglaLmmJwefVCJywQ/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TGHx0M67Jg
>560890128>DesspedoTOURISTREDDITARDXITTERGROOMER using the same file naming convention as TasqueshartHIGHLY telly
>>560890405I would say eating these knockoff hostess cupcakes is an orgasmic experience so yes
>>560889957I still thumb through my collection of greens from here years ago now and then, I love seeing whatever greens people are willing to post
I have a confession: I really fucking hate the multiboob/nipple thing some furry artists do. It’s just weird and gross to me, extremely unappealing in every way. I don’t know why either, maybe it’s because it’s too weird.
Doritos locos tacos > birria tacos > loaded potato food trucks > kebab > pizza
posting fanmade dess designs makes me cringeshe doesnt have a design yet for a reason
>>560890736did that artist not like chapter 3/4, I don't recall them returning
>>560890546I like things! You should post one
>>560890707every time you complain I give sphinxtenna even more titties
>>560890736I loved doritos locos tacos but now everytime i order one it turns out no one else ever ordered them so the one I get always has an old and stale shell and so the vicious cycle of no one buying it begins again
>>560890679He's been trying to own the creeper dess art ever since getting called out for admitting his dad fucks dead deer multiple times. https://old.reddit.com/r/ReddXReads/comments/qwos6j/genebeard_my_furry_legbeard_ex_by_dark_warchief/
>>560890707I like never see this for UT/DR characters, but it sounds hot so I approve
Alphys' "Super Annoying Dog Disintegratenator Ray" backfired
>>560888717>Mentions Islam out of nowhere.By chance, are you afraid of eating pork?
>>560891012>I like never see thisCatty and/or Bratty?
If Ralsei were a girl, he would lie about being on birth control to baby-trap you.
>>560888717Trans is permissible you sunni dog
>>560890893I think it’s okay on animals, but when it’s anthro it’s weird>>560891012I’ve seen it 2-3 times on UTDR characters. It’s luckily rare.
>>560891009he also loves trannies
>>560891269We all love trannies heret.Chaser.
>>560890613No thanks
>>560889957Will confirm. I never read post more than five lines long. I just scroll right by.
>>560885734You dont know what escapism means
>>560891564cute!
>>560890707multiboob is meh but a main set of tits/pecs and then a train of nipples that sort of look like freckles down the short hair furry torso is quite moe.....>t.burgerpants enjoyer
>heroes referred to as warriors>they wield big ass weapons>most enemies are basically soulless objects>not using the game's combat system and sparing instead is the optimal strategy 95% of the timeWhat did Toby mean by this?
>>560892239multiboob squaretits
>>560892308>engaging in combat directly leads to the most obvious outcomes>sparing, a loophole way of ending combat, leads to loopholes such as having tenna surviveIt means loopholing the rules is fuckin awesome and you should do it all the time
https://youtu.be/PEGa2fcqxeYyellow soulyellow eye
>>560891495Tasqueshart hates hoomans. Obvious falseflag.
>>560892623And what color is Kris? Yellow.What does Kris become in the dark worlds? Blue.What colors does Sans' eye flash?
>>560892239It's part of the furry appeal for me and I also like the ridiculousness
>>560893001I just think it’s greedy. You’re Greedy For wanting that many boobs.
>>560893105heh... yeah i'm greedy... now get in my belly
why can you go into that space on the right but not into that space on the left
new thread>>560893383>>560893383>>560893383
Dess groomed Kris: and here’s why i support it
She was a violent Chomo
>>560861037Where
>>560861543There was meant to be a board 3, actually
>>560868132The real term for evil route-esque endings should be Evil ending, but bad ending was associated with evil route endings so much that theyve started to call the game over bad endings "non-standard game overs" (as coined by the tvtropes page)
>>560868462Nah, newfags would hate it because they have no personal connection with the game while oldfags grew up alongside the game so theyre gonna be wearing rose tint glasses and you're gonna see a lot of "deltarune wasnt that bad actually" posts by the time that era comes around
