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I was promised seia bread
I was promised a SeiaThread⪩ ⪨θ ω θ
It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.
-1 imeji
The crazy sonuvabitch actually did itTotal gogurt victory
Spilling gogurt on Seia
is seia toast a seia bread? or are they separate?
I'll have it one day
time to speedrun image limit
>>560922254GOGURT THREAD!
Foom never gets any gogurt because she is too plain and unerotic.
Iroha is the perfect woman
I spent the last 6 hours grinding out the rotation, this fucking sucked but I did Torment on mock ToT, but at least I know I can do it.
>>560922412
>>560922520Surely nothing will go wrong on the real run.
>>560922254You're not supposed to actually bake a gogurt bread
What was that small update for the JP server?
>>560922539
they're really sorry sensei go rescue them
>>560922604>>560881683Aggie conquest comes next
>>560922365
Hikari looks weird...
>>560922604
>>560922365was the last frame necessary
>>560922642they literally aren't
>>560922548sloppa
>>560922729Yes.
>>560922690
>>560922690Need a black souls collab with Leaf and Red Hood
>>560922691sex
>>560922367Even better actually This is a Hasumi GOGURT general
My precious desert rose.
>>560922871Forgot my imeji
remember that certain screencaps of hifumi poster?
>>560900103Kuroko/Hoshino/Haruka/Shun - sShiroko/NagisaIf he's using ue50 Marina and Reisa, then you're gonna need your tanks with ue50
gogurt is the worst thing to happen to this general
>>560922254Is this the first ever gogurt bread?
First of many
>gogurt threadis it the first one?
>>560923065No, some of the previous aggie had gogurt drawings. That counts, right?
>>560923103And the last
Hina actually loves gogurt
where’s all the gogurt coming from tho
>>560922605https://x.com/Blue_ArchiveJP/status/2034841234997743760The following issue has been fixed. ・On the "Helper" registration screen, a bug that caused the game to freeze during certain operations This issue will be resolved by restarting the game. We apologize for any inconvenience caused.
>>560923258someone milked sensei
>>560923258The balls
Gogurt is stored in the balls
gogurt is pee?
milksnot...
Would it be possible to make cheese from student's milk?
I think I'm going to use my GA ticket to pull Takane because I already have both idols
>>560922412why did seia become a pitslut
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/140445446What if Kei added this in the chocolate she gave you?
>>560923496Human breast milk doesn't have enough protein on it's own
>>560923628>hina is a pitslut>chinese hina is a pitslut>japanese dragon hina is a pitslut>british fox hina is a pitslut
>>560923751
>>560923640Nyoooo....
>>560923628Feetdev was killed and from now on Pitdev is in charge. So expect more pitsluts coming soon in the next livestream
>>560923628since day one. have you seen how she dresses?
>>560923793american/korean robot hina...
>>560923628Because Nexon made her a pitslutWhat other reason to have her armpits exposed while wearing a kimono
>>560923813This is what the top hierarchy of Trinity considers a school uniform. Makoto-sama would never allow such a thing in gehenna.
>>560923852Hina wishes she was Kei.
>>560923810>>560923813>>560923879I wish there was a tummy dev for my Saori
>Makoto swimsuit is announced>her L2D will be pit focusedWill you pull for swimsuit Makoto?
Man, they really weren't trying at all with the early events were they? Cunny chasers was fun but every thing else felt incredibly phoned in. Just wild goose chase after wild goose chase and 50 consecutive story battles,I'm glad they improved quite a lot from Ui's event onwards.
>>560922254Gomen Aris!
>>560924108Shun event was fun too. For me at least
Blue Archive? More like Poo Archive.
coom in doomrope in hopegood morning /bag/
Are there any other Special students that can stun Yesod's pillars or is it just Saki? Cruel they're running her just after this.
>>560923640>protein on it is own
I'm going to feed protein to Seia's armpits, if you know what I meant...
>>560924221On insane not really, closest are Hare and Yoshimi but you'd have to use them 2 times per cc gauge (maybe less since I think cc overflows to the next gauge)
idgi
>>560923496Females start lactating after getting pregnant.
Roll roll roll
>>560924609More like skip skip skip
>>560924554How is that an issue? Better help me with what >>560923640 said
>>560924221If you're really scraping the bottom of the barrel Yoshimi or Hare might workTechnically their stuns max out at 4.5s~4.8s, but if you used it an extra time at the start it would cross over 5s of CC for the rest of the fight
>>560924221What that other anon said. Also, if you're trying to clear Insane, then Rabu is a good alternative and you can use any other special students to help you keep your team alive or provide some other buffs
Huh, didn't realize that T.Haruna finally sees use in Yesod. You can use her over Mari for a bit less def down but in exchange for actual healing.
>>560924609Didn't know that they have skinwalkers in red winter
>>560924183It's not that I particularly dislike them really (except PS NY, that one was actual trash) it's just that they're all pretty much nothing burgers.Newer events split the story pretty evenly between chapters. These older ones feel like they're stretching a 2 chapter story arbitrarily into 10 chapters were almost nothing happens except useless story battles.I liked hanging around with Shunny, it just felt like it overstayed its welcome because nothing was happening for half the story.
wdsmbt
On the topic of old content I think they really should update some earlier valentines like Kayoko’s
>>560924775Wouldn't these rabbits be inbred as fuck?
wake up /bag/
>>560924846stay in school and learn basic biology a bit
>>560924846
Finally my first real Torment done at the cost of 140 million credits, about 2000 or more ligma (i stopped keeping track for my own good), 200 pyros buying firing pins, 8k expert permits on equipment, all my coins on Trinity mats. It was NOT worth it but I did it, now no one can say I'm a wimp.
>>560924827They should update the old student's art. Kotori, Utaha and Yuzu look so bad at this point it's laughable.
>>560924934>YuzuFaggot.
>>560924934I think Yuzu looks good
>>560924859I'm going back to sleep. I was just helping bump the previous thread.
>>560924932Why Kayoko instead of Tsubaki.
>>560924396
>>560924221For a second I had the idea that maybe Hare + Moe could work together without having to cast two EX skills if the timings of Moe's basic lined up well enough, but the upper pillars cannot be targeted by basics. Would've been a neat cope solution if it worked.
>>560924906What do you mean? There's no way 2 rabbits can create a healthy population
>>560924934Yuzu looks fineIt should be suzumi
>>560925024I used Tsubaki on the first arm and I didn't feel like raising Rabu
>>560924932Even if you hide your score, I'm sure there are not many people using that same team, so it's going to be easy to find you
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HYOTBkdjTM4
I love good? women.
hiding your name and score is a hallmark of a bitch
>>560924959Nigga the poor girl looks like a crackhead.The difference between her and mYuzu is night and day.
>>560925301It’s called character development
>>560925301What the fuck are you even talking about? She's just unkempt
Managed to 1T phase one on insane using sHanako as the only DPS. Had to reset a bunch, though having 600k-1M HP left was easily achievable, and this sHanako is as invested as possible.
not hiding your name and score is a hallmark of an attention whore
>>560925301She's cringing because you pulled her out of the locker.
Forgot the good? woman...
>>560925280Yeah I'm not getting laughed at like Mr. CPu. I already suffer constant embarrassment irl, I don't need 4chinners to do the same
>>560925301God she's so cute in the maid outfit
I have an idea for a new Yuzu outfit
Trinity rena got mogged
is Misuzu the first dumb elf in the game?
>>560925474>taller than these threeSurprising
>>560925350Name is one thing but looking up the score is on you. Might as well hide all the teams used and stop posting at all since that can also be used to track you.
>>560925491no
>>560925491Your himari bro?
>>560925474Seems like Rena lost hard.
Playable goat student when?
havent paid attention, why is everyone using wakamo for yesod? what's the glitch?
>>560925619Himari is the smartest student in the whole game
what if I posted a pic of Karin at reset, and called itniggerset
>you really gonna to let that fly? take the shot Karin
>>560924932I probably spent a similar amount to finish torment, I started with steam so most of my students weren't built nearly enough, but there is some satisfaction knowing I have those students available for anything nowAnd grats on the clear
>>560925689holy based
>>560925474Yosh has a bigger ass, so she will always be better
>>560925684Get off 4chan president
>>560925324Her hair is still messy in the maid alt blind bro.Default Yuzu's eyes are like 25% wider, the shadows above her eyelids are larger and make it seem like her eye sockets are caved in and the distance from her eyebrows to her hairline is at least a third larger.She looks so much better in her memo lobby
>>560925814
>>560925818You're gay
prettiest too
what's the criteria to be an elf? knife ears but no demon tail?
>>560925684Based and beautiful geniuspilled
new 'toss
>>560925887when you think about it, aren't elves just demons with no tails or wings or fangs?
I malded p1 ins yesterday and I finally got it right, now I just need to setup 2 teams for p2. I just wish there was an easier way to mock 2nd phase instead of wasting time to beat p1.
>>560925927GIWTWM
>>560925927I love my otaku daughter
>>560925927Reisa is a Masochist?
>>560923640explain how this guy made cheese from his wife's breast milkhttps://nypost.com/2010/03/09/wifes-baby-milk-in-chefs-cheese-recipe/
did they ever explain how eimi became himari's babysitter?
>>560925875
>>560925927Reisa is a gooner ahh cunny
>>560926013READ NIGGA READ>Breast milk doesn’t curdle well due to its low protein content, so a little moo juice has to be added to round out the texture, Angerer said.
>>560926005Have you seen her eat in the girl's restroom?
>>560925345but muh no wakamo and no mika means I can't clear yesodddd
>>560925927Shooketh Ui.>>560926005No, just normal fan behaviour
>>560926087Yes, my dick
>>560925674apparently wakamo's EX burst ignores the damage reduction
>>560925927why Shamiko is like this?
>>560926098>If you don't have these limited characters all you need is these other limited charactersretard
Is the Mokele-mbembe is real?
>>560925674It's not a glitch, it's a feature
>>560926302>Loch ness monster but africangay ass cryptidthe Grootslang mogs him any day
Hime...
Doom Seias are not funny. Y'all niggas posted the same stuff for over 3 years now.
>timelesshow does she do it?
>>560925345Please tell me you're only doing it for the memes, there's no way you have all these students at this level of investment and no wakamo or sMika
why does everyone know what sensei's dick look like
>>560926438I want to make babies with a girl half my age
>>560925684based and true
>>560926545retard
>>56092656218 year old sensei...
>>560926545I have a comfy torment going with double sMika, just wanted to see if it was possible to do insane with just sHanako.
>breast milk cheeseOk, that's enough /bag/ for now. I think I'll come back later
>>560926283What a fucking stupid non-point. Don't post again, just stick to copying guide videos quietly.
>>560926429The Popobawa aura farms your stupid ass elephant snake Grootslop
>>560926631ok that makes sense>>560926589you good?
>>560926659So you wouldn't eat an omelette made with Mika's eggs either?
>>560926762they're spinning a set of wheels to see what abomination they can create with the traits they land on
>>560926676Yeah because your post had an eloquently laid out argument worthy of consideration >>560926098
retard
>>560925814>>560925862Perfect
>>560926869that's not him. that's me and it's still stands.
>>560926868Fuck you, she's perfect
>>560926958needs a (You) on eimi's reply
Is this canonically the strongest character in the game?
>>560927063SLUUUUUURRRRPPPPPP
>>560926762dumb, dopey, big-boobed elf is the new hotness
>>560927092Oooouuuughhhhhhhh.....
>>560926762>>560927013I want to racemix
>>560926762>>560927013Is it wrong that I want to see this beautiful serene face twisted with unimaginable, frothing anger?
>>560926970You didn't have to out yourself as a retard yet you chose to do so anyway, very interesting choice
>>560927063
>>560927020How could I forget it
>>560927164wouldn't it be speciesmixing?
best school
>>560927254pointy ears doesn't suddenly make them a different species
>>560927170retard
>>560927169Uhhh maybe
>>560927274>luckshitted Marina with a 10 pull>got spooked by Tomoe laterfinally max event bonuses across all currencies for once
>>560925050Population bottlenecks are only a big deal if you aren't lucky. Just have good genes.
>>560927379
around plain girls never relax
til you can press F12 to take screenshots in game
>>560927492fuck you, not gonna mustard gas my game
>>560927492Print screen works too
*block your path*
CHINK PUSSY
>>560927492where the fuck is f12 on the phone
>>560927543Is it different from a normal pussy?
>>560927569Here
>>560924108It's not that they were not trying. The game was simply scuffed in the first few months because they were still experimenting with event formats. They prioritized playtime back then. All story stages needed a battle. Some story battles and quest stages even got the tile puzzles like in concentrated command missions to extend playtime. Summer Sky's wishlist for example also required earning event points before unlocking each story stage. The story structure had to support the required puzzles, battles and timegating. Don't talk shit about the early events that made me fall in love with the game, you dumb spoiled newfag.
>>560927591it's sideways
>>560927591it tastes like crab rangoon
>>560927591Their pussy juice have MSG in it
Is this EX challenge difficult?
Kisaki's onions sauce pussy juice
>>560927274Kagbros, her time will be soon now that Konoka escaped jail
Who’s next?
>>560927634>>560927636>>560927654wtf that's just a massive downgrade
>>560927520>panties that’s disrespectful to the traditions…
>>560927625>Here's why the events sucked>Dont talk shit about them!!!
egg foo young snatch
>>560927342ELF PUSSY ELF PUSSY ELF PUSSY ELF PUSSY ELF PUSSY ELF PUSSY ELF PUSSY ELF PUSSY ELF PUSSY ELF PUSSY ELF PUSSY ELF PUSSY ELF PUSSY ELF PUSSY ELF PUSSY ELF PUSSY ELF PUSSY ELF PUSSY ELF PUSSY ELF PUSSY ELF PUSSY ELF PUSSY ELF PUSSY ELF PUSSY
>>560927725not if you farm her
>>560927625And people back then still complained that there was barely anything to do anyway.> Timegating made me fall in love with the game!Bruh.Not to mention the bunny chaser and RW event stages also had debuff that fucked over new accounts, let's not pretend it wasn't annoying.
>>560927796I agree
Elf huh?
>>560927728wtf how is s*o*y sauce censoredonionsonionsonionsonionsonions
>>560927838Based newfag
>>560927746LMAO Erika is the only Gehenna student in NPC jail
is /bag/ an onions or garlic general?
>>560927878gay ass website, I'm going back to myspace
>>560927838It has been censored for at LEAST 10 years, probably more
>>560927569Next to F11
>>560927909they aren't mutually exclusive, like asking if one prefers to brush their teeth or floss instead
>>560927746please kuzunoha i need more sideboob fox wives
>>560927919I have not typed onions even once before....
>>560927838welcome to 4chan
>>560927919>jeet and brown was never censored>but onions wasHmmmm
>>560927980you pass the test
>>560927746Fox Squad, definitely.
>>560927534*Blocks their path*
>>560928038I see you weren't around when sojaboy and tbqh famalan were spammed to death
>>560927838if only they kept doing this for other words as wellinstead of it just being a relic of years past
>>560927998Boobs? On Kuzunoha?
>>560928038Mods have given up long ago on doing anything.
>>560928103I was, jeet posting was arguably worse. Basedposting is just what offended the mods more
>>560927980I prefer brushing, flossing is placebo
>>560927909I stir fry onions with garlic whenever I have steak>>560928023I... uh.. thanks! >>560928105TJD
>>560928103those infinitely better and it was tongue in check to censor them due to overuse. there are certain words that need the treatment but they wont do it desu
>>560927746Foxes or Suo
>>560927760>>560927828Timegating made the story pacing seem better compared to the immortalized structure. Solving tile puzzles in-between reading sessions hid how short each chapter was. Are we gonna say that Volume F also sucks now because the 2 middle chapters' pacing were designed with the world raids in mind instead of continuous reading?
>>560928231 Literally what is even the point of flossing with a string, just buy a water flosser its 10 times easier and faster
>>560928223"jeetposting" is only an issue on /pol/, /g/ and a few other dumpster boards, the soja plague was much worsetbqhfamalan was more fun but got old and repetitive, they should just uncensor it at this point
>>560927838wait til you figure out how the word weeaboo was created
>>560928371Uhhh no, vol F C3 pacing was ass because Conquest Mode was a complete waste of time and AP, the quality of the chapters itself was not related.And the world raid back then wasn't even long either, because everyone killed the bosses way too fast anyway.>Timegating made the story pacing seem better compared to the immortalized structure"Seemed better" doesn't mean it's actually better, especially after the post-read clarity.
wee a boo akiv
>>560928371My brother in Christ, that's the point. I was complaining about how little story content they all have. Just because they covered it up better on release doesn't mean the problem wasn't there.If anything, having to do fucking tile puzzles would have made the entire thing even worse for me.
>>560928591Idk someone whos like obsessed with japan I guess? to an unhealthy degree?
>>560928231>>560928462Flossing with a string is shit and actively bad for your teeth, on the other hand water flossing is great
I'm late to reading volume 6, can you even being to imagine how good this game would be if we had competent translators?
what rank is safe now for plat on eu server?
>>560928696>>560928371all stars for images attached to the worst posts
>my brother in christany other brown-coded phrases?
>>560928716Based even bought a new waterpik recently
>>560928715That's the meaning, not origin.
My brother in Allah
>>560928716Dentists are even worse than jews for the shit they peddle
>>560928893My queen
My brother in Malkuth
>>560928780It's ok, the Lord will forgive younot me though
Gorilla SXE
>>560928718even the japs don't get competent translators and you think they would hire then for stingy english speakers?
>>560928716What about this kind of flossing?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlUlKoB1MAs
>>560928462>>560928716>>560928807Water flossing isn't very good. Sure it can remove larger chunks of food stuck between your teeth but the water pressure is too low to be effective at actually cleaning your teeth.
Flossing my teeth with Seia's pubic hair
>>560929129seia is smooth
>>560929170Exactly.
>>560928867>Origin: the antecedent word “WAPanese”Wet Ass Pussynese. bruh >>560929121That's what my dentist said, the water pressure isn't strong enough to get rid of the calculus in between your teeth apparently. But I ain't about to do both in a row.
>>560929170She will be once I'm done with her
Newfag opinions don't matter because they didn't get the intended experience.
I like timegated story
https://x.com/fempico_/status/2034898547603382456
>>560929378Will Aoba get the weekend off?
just read the story through youtube
Never forget
>>560929121I'm still going to water floss, like that other anon said, I'm not doing both. Maybe alternate between throughout the week.
>>560922254GOGURT IN THE OP?????
>>560929121Flossing sucks but I found this one crowbar-shaped flosser that isn't as terrible to use. And I haven't had massive tooth pain or dental ER visits in the years since I started doing it every other day, so it must be doing something.
I skip momos in game and watch them on YouTube with 2x speed
>>560929461Ok Shimiko
>>560929121Yes, you still need to brush your teeth even if you water flossWater flossing is optional but it's a life changer for people with a tendency to get food deposits stuck between their teethString flossing is shit because it damages the tooth enamel, it's genuinely terrible and no good dentist will ever recommend you do it>t. used to have 3+ cavities a year and have had perfect teeth since I started water flossing
Here's the white man's guide to dental care:Step1 Brush your teeth before bedThanks for reading
>>560929608So you're saying brexit doesn't brush then
>>560929608Nice false flag jeet, 2x a day is the minimum
>>560929603>t. used to have 3+ cavities a yearwhat the actual fuck, I'm 34 and never had a single cavity
>https://rentry.org/bagguidesthis is dead, I can't access anythingis there another newfag guide?
Old men hour?
I be flossin'(x8)
>>560929741I'm scared of oji sans
>>560922254>Gogurt threadI kneel.>>560922604Heehee.
>>560929661Anything more than once a day is either mental illness or american diet with 500% the normal sugar intake.
>oldfags>already a big and strong Sensei when they met story Hieronymus because of the mission requirements to unlock stories back then>immediately get the intended meaning of pulling out the adult card >newfags>breeze through the stories because nothing is stopping them>get filtered by the silly priest which diminishes the meaning of the card and is overall an inferior experience
>>560922604Open up
https://x.com/OK_oba/status/2034916838388506779Anybody made a soundpost of this yet?
>>560929967valkyrie elf Nonomi
Good Night
Sometimes I forget to breathe and I only remember when I start to suffocate so i restart my breathing manually
>>560929873People are generally polite so they might not tell you this, but they do notice that your breath stinks
>>560929608Thanks Sensei! My life has never been better ever since I got Ibuki to brush me every nighthttps://files.catbox.moe/omd72a.png
>>560929461same except i don't play the game
>>560930036Do you have a cpap machine unc?
>>560930036i can't even intuitively remember left and right i have to double check
>bought pussy scented lube>have no way of knowing if it smells like real pussy or notI live on my own so I can't check my mom or sisters when they sleep
>>560929684There are several possible factors but in my case it's all about how my teeth are arranged. When I eat something like a steak I get a bunch of chunks stuck between my teeth and it's impossible to remove them unless I floss.
>>560929995yes
>>560929461die
>>560930114That doesn't look pleasant at all.
>>560928780>>560930198
>>560930050The only thing that smells here is projection
>>560930198Why are you like this
>>560930198can never trust those. fake cum lube didn't taste like cum or even smell like it.
>>560930225
>>560930036>https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/sleep-apnea/symptoms-causes/syc-20377631
>>560930198At least you're not the fucker that fucked up his dick by using an armpit scented lube
>read the story in JP>read the story in global 6 months later>revisit it years later by listening to japanese vtuber streams so I can hear nip women laugh or cry when they reach my favorite moments
>>560930198Its literally just fish smell, if you know the smell of fish you you how pussy smells, congratulations
>>560930358you are playing the game correctly
>>560930272Shooo stinky
>>560930287the crabby metallic taste has to come from biological compounds like protein and urea.
what the hell is this thread
>>560930148My trick is I hold out my palms in front of me with the thumb extended out (like you’re framing an invisible camera). The one that makes an L shape is the left
This is the worst smelling thread ever.
God I can't wait
>>560930198Watch out, I know a guy who destroyed his penis with a scented lube because he had an allergic reaction so bad it required half a year of hospital visits and treatments to make it not feel as though it was "on fire 24/7".
Need more tanned students in BA
Yep, this is the kind of quality I'd expect from a g*gurt thread
Blue Archive?
Would you become a climate activist in exchange for a Minori gf?
Im lactose intolerant, if drink milk I fart out more toxic clouds than an oil refinery
You are not immune to cool women
https://x.com/OK_oba/status/2034916838388506779
More like Blue Berry Archive
>>560930476I can’t wait for Ibuki either
>pandemonium summer but Iroha is rerun bait
>>560930481Isn't it common sense to test on your arm or hand before you put something on your dick?
I feel like the average age here is like mid 30s goddamn
>>560930595>*hands xou a large glass of milk*Well… get to it ;) hehehe
>>560930595Are you brown or just defective? You could force your body to start producing enzymes if you microdosed milk
My back hurts...
>>560929694works fine on my machine???
>>560930749Let's get you to bed gramps
How the fuck can you have this as an oficial comic when your game is all underage women
sometimes I wish my hospice nurse would cosplay my favorite student.
>>560930287If you want real cum you can just ask. I'm sure acquiring a liter of cum is easier than getting a whiff of pussy.>>560930349My dick has survived much worse, such as electrocution and impalement.>>560930370Damn, the one I bought smells sweet and a bit like strawberries. I guess I'll leave a fish inside my onahole overnight before use for authentic smell.
Im not old, im barely 32 years old!
>>560930862
>>560924932congratz anon? are you on EU? because I think 10 team insane gets you plat there
>Had to level up Mari>Had to level up Noa>Had to level up Saki>Had to level up S.Renge>Had to level up Mimori>Now I'm out of reports, credits, mats, gifts (I spend like 100 raising Mimori and Mari to 20) and dignityI don't want none of y'all to say ever again that you want to use forgotten units in raids
>>560930680Please I'm not "mid 30's" yet I still have hope! (31. It's so over.)
>>560930895I wish to be ageshamed by my jk students..
>>560930349Don't ever buy lube from amazon.jp and have it take a month to ship and deliver. Worse itch and pain on my penits in my life, would not recommend.
>>560930774when i click on this it sends me to a crypto websiteI'm being filtered by Yesod
>>560930050have you tried eating less cow shit? I hear that helps
>>560930507Darn right
>people use lube for their penisthe jews got you guys
>>560930507Yeah
>>560931020sex with her with the heater on so 30 minutes in sweat is beading and falling onto each other like waterfalls
>>560931030Better to use lub than having the pain in the ass that Europeans have to go through for cleaning it
>>560931020>Deodorant
>>560931030why would I need lube when I have Seia
>>560930375Minori is a pretty girl. Too bad she's, you know...
>>560931009>I'm being filtered by Yesodhttps://rentry.org/DVDoomTA
>>56093095431 huh
>>560931083>He thinks slathering his dick in lube means he doesn't need to wash
>>560931083>having the pain in the ass that Europeans have to go through for cleaning itCleaning under your foreskin is quicker than washing your hands, but since you're American I guess you don't do that either
>>560931117There's nothing wrong with fighting for the working class
https://x.com/shiromamono/status/2034433972617507183key aris inside
>>560930963
>>560931117Underage?
>>560931083>Oh no, what a tragedy! Imagine washing your penis!Sometimes when the wind blows the right way I think I can smell you guys from here.
Minori would respect Sensei's Rights
>>560931083Impressive cope. I legit feel pity.
>>560931040HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
PSA: DO NOT TRUST ELVES
>>560931114
>>560931040WHAT ARE THOOOOSE!!!
Elve's stole Sensei's foreskin to use it as a sacrifice to Baal
Yukino (3*)Otogi (2*)Mama (2*)SSJ Serika (1*)
life is so shit dog
>>560931458>Sensei's foreskin>StolenNonsense, I've seen far too much art of Yuuka cleaning under it.
>>560931518go to jim
SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>560929995It was posted in the previous thread >>560888896
>>560931523He keeps using his adult card to regenerate it.
>>560931601Put that shit away!
>Chink russian event rerunWho do you think will get the rerun banner, Loli Rumi or Erotic Cherino?
>>560922254The madman actually did it...
>>560931659Isn't that global and we know we get nothing?
>>560931654FUCK
>>560931659bro your foresight?
and stop masturbating masturbating was created to weaken the male psyche
>>560931659Neither. And child Rumi is shit.
>>560931601Is that a.....!!!!
You WILL roll for Miyako, right?
>>560931710we are literally talking about how we don't have it, read the thread >>560931458
>>560931117Based?
>>560931717Fact check: true
>>560931717HIMAAARIII SEXOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>560931601
>>560931720you are a faggot
>>560931601smegma grind
>>560931764no I'll buy her for pvp coins :)
>>560931764I wonder how many people actually roll for banners like those. Banners of students you can get for free, I mean.
>>560931764No, but I might have rolled for Moe if she hadn't finally spooked me recently.
>>560931765I understand how a gookako would confuse it with a penis related organ but that's not the word mentioned.
>>560931764Unironically not even that bad of a bannerSaki is very good in the new pvp season
>>560931717never goon
>>560931765I can lend you mine if you want
sensei
>>560931889Saki is the only one that didn't spook me but I'm not rolling, gotta save the jims for wappi
>>560931889She needs ue40 minimum, otherwise she's more useless than using a 3* Hibiki
>>560931720This. Smol Rummi is a shit alt and I'm glad it's stuck in alt jail, hopefully forever. She deserves something better.
>>560931963>He is rolling for this hag
>>560931975Then her banner is perfect for getting dupes ^:)
Sensei, there's nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like.But if aome student tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good!It's your body! No one has the right to touch you if you don't want them to!So what do you do?First, you say no, then you get outta there!Most important, you gotta tell someone you trust, like your Arona, or Yuuka, or Kanna
>>560932026Momoi touched me
>>560932015Look man, I already plan to roll for her. You don't have to convince me twice
>>560932026I told a valkyrie student and she touched me too and said it was my fault
>>560931717>blaming the victimState mandated girlfriends for every man would have fixed society, but alas the government works against men.
>>560932026mhm yeah sure whatever you say
>>560932026the fuck is Arona gonna do, unrape me?
Should I roll for the idols or Kisaki?
>>560932303If you get raped again it cancels the first one, like two negative numbers
>>560931720The Ibukiposters will hate you for this, but it's true. The sprite is low effort.I want a proper, better quality Rumi alt as she is.
>>560932026Is this pre-corrupt Kanna or post-corrupt?
>>560922254You... son of a bitch...
>>560932458holy based
>>560932342Can't you get Kisaki with selector ticket? Otherwise she's definitely more of a priority, iMari is a good healer but not always needed, without Kisaki you'll end up having to borrow her for almost every raid
>>560932458>yurishit animeewwwwwwwwwwwww
>>560932342Depends on your roster. Probably if you have Kokona: Kisaki > Idols, otherwise Mari > Kisaki
>>560932447
>>560932342Anyone skipping iMari is deranged. Do not do that.
>>560932342sSeia status?Kokona status?You really want both but which one will be better for you if you can only get one depends.
>>560932458You know, I kind of forgot that this is a thing up until BA did the title call back.Is this anime still popular or is it just FOTM again?
>>560922668Over my dead body
>>560932447Gurt morning to you too
>>560932026Tell Hifumi instead. She will let you hide inside Crusadie and she will keep you very safe.
>>560932342>Should I roll for the idolsyes>or Kisakiget her with the selector instead, unless you need tYuuka and are confident you can get both within a spark
>>560932613can we have sex inside her tank?
Beatrice thread next, right?
>>560932552I think people still remember and season 2 is coming this year(?)
>>560932594Ibuki noooooo
>>560932662What do you think?
Wak
Good job retards, we're almost done with gogurt thread. You were supposed to to savor it!
would aris fight kei for sensei?
>>560931659>unironically posting reddit screenshots
Midge
>>560932492>>560932535>>560932538So far I've been getting by with sSeia and Sex. I've not really needed Kisaki until now but it's really starting to restrict my team options. At the same time though Mari's overheal is so fucking comfy.>>560932482>>560932643My entire networth right now is about 18€ so definitely no selectors for me.
what a week huh ?
Who the fuck savor yogurt taste in his mouth?
>>560933182Yuuka
>>560933164>My entire networth right now is about 18€selector costs 16€
>>560933179Arona looks weird in these pics
>>560933135>short>fat>bad posture>gorilla walkThe mogging here is just cruel.
>>560933179is this arona's mom
hibiki walkies
>>560933180
Four days left until this PvP season ends. I might use a meme defense team in the last day of the season since this time I didn't end up in a chink mafia bracket
>>560933123>he cant afford more gogurtAre you poor?
>>560933307gogurt hina
>>560933179More like HAGrona
>>560933272january felt like three months
>>560933179SEX
>>560933164>My entire networth right now is about 18€ so definitely no selectors for me.Anon, I think you have much bigger concerns. Nagisa, fetch him THAT.
>>560933253>bad posture>gorilla walkShe got better!
>>560933229Technically correct, but I can only charge steam in increments of 5 so still no-go
>>560933307>gookako peak
>>560933328There's a shortage of gogurt where I live, some people dilute their gogurt with water but I'm not like those animals
>>560933307>gogurt hinakek
>>560933307>real gogurt hinaNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My canon wife Fuuka...
>>560933394wow that chibi is sexy
>>560933307>students made blue fighter
I came inside my students again :(
>>560933307oh right, I completely forgot to do the word cloud earlier, thanks anon>wife kei sex>midori getting pat>guh momoi
>>560933307What does @realGogurtHina have to say about this?
>>560933307Wife Kei sex need
>>560933384Your magic scrolls have no effect on me
chibi pussy
kei sexo
>>560933554cutezu
>>560933520We know sensei
mob sex
>>560925783
>>560933554Who is making these?
>>560933307>real gogurt hina>yesod stop pregnant>kanna loud slut>adult kisaki rotation>another wakamo yes
>>560933638I expected it to say chise pussy
>>560933714https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=yoru_nai
>>560933750That's forbidden. You can't say or post that.
chink pussy
>>560933164>So far I've been getting by with sSeia and Sex.If you have sSeia you'll generally manage, and with bHimari Kisaki will see less use on yellow too. It's really up to you, personally, maybe I'd grab iMari and pray on a Kisaki spook someday or the selector.>My entire networth right now is about 18€ so definitely no selectors for me.If you have Seia just ask for more allowance.
>>560933307>found imejis however Reisakek
SHENSHEI DONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Which student would look cute as a sonic character
>>560933887
>>560933887Unsubscribed and blocked
>>560933772god those are cute
>>560933307>dead fat momoi
>>560933953Yuuka got that BBL
noa sucks at exercise meme died too early
>>560933887Subscribed, hit that bell and smashed the like button
>>560933934
>>560933307>game love seia>love seia>seia cute>seia cute taste
the fun part begin
>>560933953That's like 20% of her body weight in her butt.
>>560934015Sucking IS Noa's exercise
Michiru is not erotic.
>>560933926
Students for this feel?
>>560934191
>>560934078Incredibly basedpNoa is so fun to use too
>>560934113Most Erotic Tanuki wife!
>4 more days of Yesod and Indoor pvp
What they've said is true, I'm ashamed to admit. I FUCKED a raccoon.
>>560933957>>560934113
>>560933307>jelly body hina>love seia cute>mika best>yesod stop>wife kei sex>kfc alt
kisaki's slender body will be the death of me
>>560934113
/bag/ will roll for this?
>>560932552you can't have sexualized mahou shoujos without mentioning the new kid on the block. the pairing feels pretty natural
>>560934387yes, not even a question
We love rabies here
>>560934437shalom..
You guys told me INS was guaranteed plat but I'm close to dropping out of top 2000
>>560925927Holy hell, she's one wrong move away from flashing everyone.
>>560934387yee
>EUyou deserve it
>>560934321What's wrong with indoor pvp
>>560934387Reminder shebis the only student to get a ring from Sensei, the stinky youtuber raccoon is winning the Sensei race
>>560933887smooched, head patted, practiced ninja arts with, married
>>560934360Summer kisaki next year surely
>>560934387I usually don't roll for non limited not for (you) unitsbut she is super meta in pvp so maybe
>>560922254Gurt morning /bag/
Yukari
When is the next Himari alt?
>>560934498/bag/ lied, senseis died
>>560933902Reisa
>>560934387Depends how Arona will treat me with idols, kisaki, tyuuka and archive fes banner
>>560934663...what?
>>560934498We also told you never underestimate Fubukis
>>560934387ABSOLUTELY
>>560934695Reisa my fuacking hero!
>>560933902Moi
>>560934498never trust what faggots here say
>>560934914i beat insane so this meme is not funny anymore, you can stop posting it
>>560934387I would sooner skip Kei and Rio than miss Michiru.
>>560934948>insaneI'll keep posting it until (You) do torment
>>560934948Hey, don't be mean, he's very proud of his gen.
>>560935006i don't have wakamo nor i.mari
>>560934948smooching_mutsuki.png
>>560934387I love students that call me Shensei-dyono
>can't think of a way to actually one team p2 insanehelp me out /bag/?I have sIchika I could use but I have no mSuzumi mReisa at 4* somewhat invested into but doesn't feel that good using her
>>560935050borrow Wakamo and use Kokona
>>560935026That's a weird booki
>suddenly Michiru fans>only 3 subscribers on Michiru channel
Michiru's thick thighs
>>560935026that's a very blond Eri
>>560935139...no kokona too
>>560935134you need an atk spd buff. bHosh/Mimori/Rabu/Noa/Kotama/Rio could probably work for 1T
Even as a gook image, don't put glasses on Ui
>>560935178He knows too much.Izuna...KILL!
>>560935245She literally puts on glasses in the game, schizo.
>>560934695THERE GOES MY HEROWATCH HER AS SHE GOES
>>560935134Bottom team 1T's P2 insane with a braindead rotation.Hanako works over Stoat. You have everything ifi you borrow mSuzumi unless my brain hasn't woke up.Noa pillar 1 -> mSuzumi -> Rio Rabu -> Rabu copy pillars when they can be CC'd -> Rabu summon mob - repeat.If the pillar is super low just wait for the autos to finish it before Noaing pillar 2.On the 2nd hand you might get to Rabu in the rotation before it's high enough to CC, then just summon with the copy and CC it with the 2nd rabu cast.
>>560935201
>>560935139>use KokonaEasier said than done. A lot of anons are missing that little whore.
It's time for the daily torment Yesod run
What content does Michiru need to make for you to watch regularly?
>>560935130Meanwhile
>>560935334I will try this anon but keep in mind my Noa is level 48 without skill investment or any eq investment>>560935230this means I'm borrowing someone's UE30 Noa instead of someone's UE30 mSuzumi I will try this out too anone
I will probably just stick to EX this time around. Hate this shit raid's mechanic. I'd rather do something else than bother with the autism required to do TOR.
Um, when I said Yukari, I was hoping someone would post her.
i got platinum on pvp again
>>560935538I'm busy working. Beans won't count themselves.
>>560935412
>>560935375well, there are clears on JP without iMari or Kokona too. probably just gotta be a little creative
>>560935289>b-but the gameIf it were revealed in an event that she was a boy, would you post pics of her with a dick you homo?
>>560935474She needs to STFU
>>560935506You need her EX to 3 iirc and otherwise just enough hp to live.If that's a struggle you could try replacing your AOE healer with something like Serina - the rotation is lax enough that you could probably sneak in a heal in place of the Rabu mob summons or on the run between hand 1->2.Alternatively you can try to find a different buffer than mSuzumi, but I'd have thought dragging Noa up a bit would be easier than figuring that out - there are other buffers though.
>wanted to post seia pits>notice a nipple at the last secondthis happens way to often
>>560935506>my Noa is level 48 without skill investment or any eq investmentyou can invest into her EX only and make her work. level 3 EX allowed me to 1T insane, and it shouldn't be too expensive>I will try this out too anoneactually not sure it'll work because you'd be missing a healer, but give it a shot anyway, see where it gets you, and make comp adjustments if needed I guess
do people really do this?
>>560935505Not everyone can win the sensei bowl
What a response.
>>560935680im a 7 foot tall gigachad and i do this
coom in Nozoom.
>Cleared Torment yesterday>Procrastinating over re-clearingI wish I was lazy enough to settle for insane.
>>560935805Thats long neck
>>560935587sure just have a 'creative' Nagusa, Eri and even Miyo bro!
>>560935679>actually not sure it'll work because you'd be missing a healeryeah Mimori dies pretty easily unless healedred armor after all
why does /bag/ want to have sex with kei
water levels when
>>560935886>I don't have that one specific meta student!>I don't have her alternative!>I don't have any of the oddball picks either!The fuck DO you have?
>>560935886you don't need any of those 3
>>560935875because of yesterday's maintenance I got to see your posts in 8/bag/ and I really dislike you now
>>560935627Momoi and Michiru should collab.
>>560935134your m.suzumi? borrow her instead of noa
>>560936098Moichiru
>>560935587How does that team 1T phase 2? I'm using the exact same team except bKazusa and I barely beat insane.
>>560936098The worst kusoge of the year, streamed to an audience of 3...
>>560936073That's impressive considering I've not been there since the original shitshow.
>>560935523insane isn't even hard my Nikker bro>>560936058>those students everyone hasdamn this torment is easy>>560936024mReisa didn't spook me
>subscribed to mo_channel instead
>>560936201your students' damage doesn't really matter in phase 2, if your p2 team can do insane there's a good chance it can do torment too
>>560936212Plus Yuzu, Alice, Midori and Key.
Konoka should get the Ichika treatment and get bigger boobs than her design
You have 30 minutes to pat before it's too late
Michiru and Momoi molesting Sensei to an audience if 3
>>560935886>even Miyo broHave you not even looked at the raid before trying to talk about it, and only glanced at the homework? What the fuck does not having Mari/Kokona have to do with not having Miyo for P2? I swear some of you can't be trusted to even breathe without handholding.
>>560936286Her tits are already plenty big
Don't forget to claim your 50 pyros from the event
>>560936279Not sure about that - mine goes from clearing in 1T with time to spare to needing a 2nd team to do a fair chunk of damage.
>>560936223I'll do it monday, just can't be bothered to properly learn the mechanics right now
>Sensei married a coonWhat the fuck is his problem?
>>560936361Cute
I have coon fever
>>560924171Kei can pee?
I'm a grown ass man no way two teen girls are molesting me
I would subscribe to Ui's channel if she had one, only to spend my night second screening her going full alex jones on the sisterhood
>>560936465- quote from a man molested
>>560936201P2 is nearly identical between INS and TOR. It has more HP and ATK but the drones are also stronger. You might just be doing a bad rotation. B.Kazoos is also just worse than Miyo, especially on a team with a cheap rotation that can use Miyo frequently.
>>560936465
>>560936409Not coon! Tanuki!
>borrow hanako instead of wak>clear 1 minute fasterHUH??????????????
where are the steaks
>>560936465Famous Sensei words before getting molested
>>560924932Now the big questions, how many ranks did you go up, and more important, did you get to the next tier?
Bake a gookako bread
>>560936485In particular B.Kazusa has problems hitting all four students with her EX if you're using B.Hoshino. Her value plummets if you can't get everyone in the circle, and even Mimori outperforms her in that case.
>>560936223>mReisa didn't spook meYou were supposed to spark her.
>>560936531Wakamo's a meme strat. sHanako tears through everything, as usual
>>560933307>Mika bestindeed Mika works really hard
>>560936531it's probably because you got better rotation
>>560936465read the name of their squad >>560934887
i maxed my Michiru and the auto squad buttons STILL wont pick her...
>>560936223nigga just say you don't want to do it instead of finding excuses. most of those are students most people would have. some of them are must-pull fest banners, others are meta picks for any raids, others like Serina and Mari are students everyone gets for freethe 2 Hoshinos would need you to get spooked during fest so I can see not having them if you started less than a year ago, and I can see not having Noa because she's more niche and a lot of people probably didn't roll for her banner, but literally everyone else is a must roll in that pic
>>560936547Ate 'em, with a side of beansprouts.
>>560934245can't wait to bond 100 so i can rest and wait for her 3rd alt.or raising my 2nd studentwife
>>560936598this makes her end up at 4* and that doesn't' feel good for anything
>>560924932Kazusa is stealing Hoshino's halo!
>>560936691bro, your ligma?
>>560936772>>560936772>>560936772
>>560935578I wanna do inappropriate things like holding hands with Nagisa
>>560936691>this makes her end up at 4*as opposed to what? sparking an extra 5 times?just use your ligma
>>560936747>>560936747would you use your most precious resource on a Serina?
>>560927746After the Fox squad and the council who is the oldest?Kuzunoha?
>>560936985depends on your definition, do you count the beta? official art?
>>560936647auto formation prioritizes different things for different content, but the only time it picks anything good is event stagesEverything else? Auto formation does not work. Do not use it
>>560936923nobody said anything about serina
>>560936923nobody's talking about Serina. but yes, I used ligma to UE30 my mReisa
Kei is getting more and more unhinged.
>>560937920I can't read (moonrunes)!
>>560935576she counts as an "student"?
>>560936098>>560934387No. I like Michiru but I'm not really a fan the alts.I usually like students because a reason some I like the personality, some I like physically some I just want to fuck them.In Michiru's case I like she is a ninja. So an alt that completely removes that concept even if you try to sell me the "muh, undercover missions" no thanks, is hard pass for me.Would have rolled if she got a cool ninja battle suit though
