Previous: >>560903670>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Narita Top Road (Speed), SR Admire Vega (Guts), SR Mejiro Ryan (Stamina), SR Bakushin (Power)Current CM: Pisces Cup - Hanshin Turf 3200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/632/03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards03/12 - 04/15 - Paid 3* & SSR Selector available in Carats Shop03/12 - 03/24 - Free Daily 10-Scout03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 303/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Victoire Pisa (3*), AI-Chan (3*), SSR Yanko, SSR CasinoNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
yankomanko
You guys should read Muv Luv
the call it the clock Auschwitz
>all the anklets >no megaphones>not even 40%bro pleaseeee game i'll take the -20% hit
>>560925828NOBLE
>>560925843No yuri
I HAVE GOTTEN A SINGLE GOLD HAMMER FOR THE PAST 2 RUNSFUCK YOU TAZUNA YOUR SHOPS SUCK
>>560925843How would I convince Digitan to not create pornographic yuri content between me and Super Freak
>>560925851substitute a few with medium opeach one only loses you 5 random stat and 7 sp
>>560925851Niigata is the turf queen of MANT
I'm gonna do a URA Finale career.
>>560925947theres no stopping her
Digital would love transmac stay gold
CONNECTING...
300 speed was a death sentence on oka sho
>loses debutYep, that's a quit
>>560925952But you still at least saved up 3 regular hammers then right?There are way worse ways to get fucked by the shop than that.
i want the shop to fuck mei don't want to die a virgin
why is mcqueen losing debut race with 250 speed and stamina and 240 wit?Is she retarded?
Is Blast Forward worth getting if I got 0 hints on it
no toreina is a virgin because tazuna fucks them over everyday
>>560925851If your uma has trouble with the early races then just take the L on a few of these, rather than blowing your clocks on them.
>>560926481no
>>560926471bwo your'e initial stats?
I think my wit game is cooked until the SMaru rerun. I don't have MLB FM. I can only reach 800 wit while hitting 1200 speed and stam goals.
Out of 7 Races in Junior Year, Straightaway Spurt works on 5 of themincluding>Niigata Junior Stakes>Saudi Arabia Royal Cup>Artemis Stakes>Tokyo Sports Hai Junior Stakes>Hanshin Juvenile Filliesinvest in Taishininvest in Tamamo
this ones my go to for turf med long mile. 24 runs only for the core of it. race if training is shitty etc. but i avoid the hag early
>>560926481As always, it depends on what else is available, but you probably want to get it.At the very least you certainly want to at least get single circle long straights.
>>560926471Should have just asked Shiraoki to bless your run
>>560926519Would you take blast forward or Radiant then?
>>560926191>>>/r/eddit
>>560926671i would take radiant
>>560926471This is the 7th or 8th time I've seen a post about mcfattyShe needs pulseIt doesn't matter what level hint, go grab pulse IMMEDIATELY
>>560926603wit is overrated
>>560926657oh woops missed osaka hai, 250 for 27 instead of the 33 slop schedule.
>>560926695what if I don't use an oguri parent?
>>560926658why does yellow colour make it more appealing when it's the same value as double circling
mackween
>>560926738very niceany way to avoid the 4 in a row in junior year?
>>560926695is mack any good this cm. seems like she would be kita food
>>560926816you cant get mood downs or stat down on hopeful or arima kinens. >>560926797she makes my pp hard for some reason not sure why
>>560926790It has a lot more TT value than double circling at least.
>>560926657what site is that
Why dont you see more S. Marus and Bourbons to block Kitasan? It's not like Kita can catch up with lack of so many midrace skills
>>560926797what are theywatching
>>560926675Aren't you too old to be a bigot
>>560926896its the trannycord one uma.guide i use it to toggle off a race to see how much stats i might lose if i skip it sometimes
>>560926901everyone fell for the "fronts need whale decks" propaganda
>>560926783Then fucking dielegit btw, she's a 40 loss/60 win rate in junior for some stupid reason without pulse or a good early accel for paces>>560926856Kitafood, everyone knows the game better due to second hand knowledge and they'll prepare, the only time Mcfat will work if you somehow sap all the stamina from fronts before the spurt and she'll outlive and outspurt them, otherwise you'll gamble her as a mutated front which is something you wouldn't normally do with her but she's still lesser than Kitasan as a frontGet your own Kita or Bust, or just Goldship it bro, she's literally free
this thread will be better
>>560926901pitasan can win from 2nd
I have been hard stuck at S+ ever since the start and only coming close just a couple of times Just HOW?!
>>560926901Its a lot harder to block a skill that activates at second or first, than it is to block a skill that only activates at first.
>>560925776Look at this boy (female)
>>560927095>>560927076You can make like a Runaway Suzuka and S.Maru and completely block 2nd
she is perfect
Fuck this, I'm just going to make parentsLONG SLOP IS ASS
>>560927149>no jungle on her pocketoff model
>>560927089you're bad at the game
STILL GREEN BY FIRST SUMMER AWARD
>>560927089if you have fm just borrow nice natty and max wit
>>560927089be more abusivebe more greedy
Good morning
>>560927357“Good” “”morning””
>>560927149Someone should draw her transmasc
>>560926901They can't afford to pay for Escape Artist
>>560927453>bags under her eyesnut hit the ceiling
>>560927357>>560927396Good Morning, Rider
>do i have a cupcake>no i don't>do i have a cupcake>no i don't>do i have a cupcake>no i don't>do i have a cupcake>no i don't>do i have a cupcake>no i don't>do i have a cupcake>no i don't>do i have a cupcake>no i don't
>>560925843
>>560927105>>560927357>hags
>>560927490Yuck... lick it off
the fact that i had to use three clocks here is bullshithow the fuck is spe winning with just in mind and body
>>560927564ramonu is so fucking ugly
>>560927642Mcqueen is that bad. Use a different uma.
Go on without me...
I still have like 1000+ clocks hereno you can't have it
>>560927702I told you to safe them... Why didnt you listen...
>>560927687Based
>>560927743
>>560926054I did my URA Finale career.
>>560927357Its not a good morning, its never a good morning. Everyday just gets worse. There is nothing to look forward to, life is bleak, people are dying, my cum is drying. Life as we know it will die this year and we can no longer stop this train and no one even cars. I'm ready for when it all goes south.
>>560927642Did the race have more Pacers than Lates?
Fuck man, this could've been so good but I kept getting fucked in the Mile G1s by NSM Vodka.
>>560927743>lost 59 clocks since it started
>>560927795>40minsyour pace is good, torena
>>560927815>cuckshit
>>560927698fuck's sake>>560927835there were more lates, 3 paces that's not mcqueen
>>560927687dont say that....
>>560927895you dont play the game
Hnggh I don't have my own Kitasan
>>560927970I never missed my daillies so far. No suicide runs either. Sneed and seethe.
>>560928010>off-model
>listen to other lucklets and just don't clock>trackblazer feels less stressful
>EL whorro fucker just had 3 consecutive trainee mood down events in junior year>Wasting 3 precious training turns getting the stats I need to survive the first few g1s on recoveries>No karaokeholy fucking brick bat man. Never before have I wanted to slap that stupid mask off her face as I have just now. Guts passa is a nightmare to train
Weak Groundwork sparks with 2* altogether and things turned out funny with all my blues hitting on wit, but holy shit, this Spe gave me a white spark list I could only dream of, now I have something to work for parenting my Mile C and maybe D umas. Really need to cycle that Daiwa into something more interesting, but bless this chud.
>>560927801Don't give up Mambro. If you live long enough, even (You) may witness the end of Israel
Did you know friendships are predetemined? I just found out. I had no friendships and I bought the friendship bbq and my sunday wit card wit training suddenly turned into a friendship training after crossing that bond threshold.
>>560927895Is there a way to get Raffle Balls? I already used up all of mine.>>560928010Banner is still up, fixed that right now
guys did you know, if you hit orange bond, you get friendship trainings if the card type you're using is at the same facility?
>>560928406I wouldn't know. I have no friends....
>NTR Rival just beat me>Literally all her skills are Long>It was a mile race >She has half as many stats as I do and I have 3 skillsMake it stop hurting
>>560928484The scam shop
>>560927698okay, i'm actually believing mcqueen has hidden debuff in trackblazer, she's not this shit in unity, she's really easy to use there and doesn't losewhat the fuck is up with mcqueen in trackblazer?
>>560928512You make it sound like it was obvious that friendships training just wouldn't appear pre-orange, but clearly they do and it's just your bond level that lets you access them. I thought they'd just be universally disabled until orange bond.
DAS CREEKE EVENEMENT CHEIN DEEDEN NICHT FINISHE AGAIN LE SCHEISSEN
>>560928552You just got blocked bro
What did they mean by this
>>560928682No it happens all the fucking time. I just abandoned a run after throwing 4 clocks on the first g1. I'm going to fucking shoot myself
if i had chinpo windy i wouldn't have this problem
>>560928637Just blame it on rng and move one bro. It's "easier" that way>>560928651Mein brudi
>4 months of thisit's over for this game isn't it?
>>560928818After the four months are over it'll be years of hell..
>>560928703Wokeness is killing the game
I like HishiAma
where is the witgawd CM guide bros..
>>560928753I don't know what the problem is, but yes>>560928818Sweepy will save us
>>560928932We need more brown umas
VODKA WHYYYYY?
>>560928703it says suntanned boy but in a couple years, you'll know that it was actually the most beautiful girl you ever laid eyes upon you grew up with and you'll fumble it
>>560928936he quit global, he doesn't want to play mant for 4 months
>>560928541I will give Teio dozens of new friends (our children)
>>560928956>more forced diversity Fuck off
>>560928818it gets even worse, then we will have 4 months of Grand Live
For the people who are grinding pure medium-long, do you guys bother with open races?
why did wit gawd forsake the wit build
>>560929014depends on the shop
>>560929006>more umas that make my dick hardNot my problem you have shit taste
>>560929014yes for shop currencyyou will reach the point total anyway with all the racing, the only bad thing about it is the lack of stats for the energy you get. But buying some items in the shop are more important than not racing OP races
>>560929014only if i need money for the shop. Otherwise building friendship is priority.
>>560929058>implying they're attractive Remember the law, dark skin is ugly.
>>560929014yes if you win its +100
>>560927357You want a pearl? I'll give you a pearl! In fact, I'll give you a full necklace of pearls! LOL!
>>560928946Random question for the autists. How come yurihaters never care about sweepy x kitasan yuri?
>early dec>B C C+ D+D+whats wrong with this run?already gave up one before because she could not win tenno sho and brought sc this time she still keeps losing just lost japan cup and had no clocks left
>>560929335>JordanThere's your problem
>>560929335too dumbmost runs I finish classic with Cs in everything but guts and have no issue so dunno really
Which gold recovery other than momestro, for end closer rudolf?
>>560929285What pisses me off the most is when there is clearly a relationship being forced that is only tangentially related.Classic example is Pokke and Tachyon. Retarded Yurishippers will only see the clips of Pokke being mad at Tachyon for quitting racing thinking "omg getting strong yuri vibes from this" when, if you watched the movie, it's clear as night and day that Pokke and Fuji Kiseki have something cute going.Kitasan and Sweep Tosho had a bond IRL so for me it's acceptable, and it's not just some stupid fanfic.
Inumusume
>>560929285Because duramente canonically cucked kitasan.
>>560929058she’s not that big
What are good early career skills to buy to prevent jobbing? Training Kitasan right now. Took Taking the Lead and had 273 speed, 6th and 2nd in Asahi Hai. Lost to speed 170 umas.
>>560929574Gyarus are whores
>>560929416lets try this againmy oshi > your oshi
>>560929517Bofa
>>560929620A&S
>>560929583Don't care, didn't ask
>>560929629my personal whore
kitasan's honkers in my mouth
>>560929548im going dog mode
>>560929548>taiki and durandal both milers>Blast Onepiece pretty much only ran medium racesfuuuuuark
i carei asked
>>560929620mile A
Isn't A&S bad for cm11
>>560929957it's not great, especially on KIta herself. But it works really well on almost every G1 and good luck winning without it
>>560929762
>>560930023She wins with a recovery instead
>>560928936No one wants to play this shitty scenario that almost killed ウマ娘 again. Only browns(they're all unemployed) are defending MANT.
>already a week of TS>have one poorly built ace done>only 3 TT umas replaced>most likely will spend the weekend playing Monster Hunter XXI'm so ready for that pisces platinum
>>560930067Same, I'm too retarded to play this mode, I wish they gave it an easy mode or something.
elp im being bullied
>>560929583That's literally the joke. The small image makes it look she has huge jugs.
>>560929785>t.pimp
>>560929957>>560930023what parents should she get then?
>>560930228NY Opera + Dignity
>>560930109That's a (You) issue. The difficulty is not the reason why this almost killed JP.
>>560928936his guide was "just tolerate this gay ass scenario until its over"
>>560930259Yeah but if it had an easy mode we wouldn't have to constantly remake aces. It should at least give us actual 1 hour career per ace, instead of 1 hour career per try.
>>560929938Why did you assume I have mile B like some retard? I mean I had but it was a very rude assumption.
>>560930243>dignityThe Duty of Dignity Calls?cuck queen?and isnt opera for end closer?
new cryer
>>560930334>The Duty of Dignity CallsyeppersBut it's not as important as NY Opera>and isnt opera for end closer?No, the skill activates at 400m if you're top 1 to top 4. Bonus speed if you activated 7 skills, which greens and groundwork also count towards.
>>560929620run as pace
>hey can I get some help making an ace >use meta deck and race more or less
>>560930321>easy modeYou have to go back
>>560930330because mile A with 250 power doesn't job miles like that
>no rainbows>"I'll just race and high roll next turn">no rainbows>"I'll just race and high roll next turn">no rainbows>"I'll just race and high roll next turn">no rainbows>"I'll just race and high roll next turn">...
I think I finally get unity cup
>hmmmmmm summer is coming up still no cones so i'll get the 40% cone>race tajikistani kinen>2x 60% cones added to shop>did not save up my goypoints
justice for retards and brainletsadd easy baby mode
*gives you umazbekistan for free*
there's an easy modeit's called whaling
*eats popcorn*
>>560930334NY Opera's unique is good for every style on every distance other than sprint.
>summer ends>wit is rainbow, i got 3 turn megaphone in my handPlease for the love of god shiraoki samaPlease I beg you>take the gamble>literally nothing on the other two turns
>kinda not into maruzensky>get smaru by spook>use her>dick starts reacting to herGrimThis is some propaganda bullshit
>>560930987Bwo your whistles?
>>560931075Implying I still have whistles after summer camp
>>560931010
>>560930445Norn...
so it's true she wants the trainer cock so bad
>>560931214i don't get it
>maru doesn't know phones have camerasLiterally in her 50s
>>560931214yes
>>560931273why would you put cameras on your landline
Just don't reply to sloppers and maybe they go away
>>560931243Dry pussy
four hours until borrows refresh what should i do
>>560931313Bwo? Your AT&T VideoPhone 2500? Don't tell me you're a zoomer?
>>560931360four careers
>>560930776It's nice to know they are canon and are still watching races>>560930949McFatty
Friendzone your Uma
>>560931465but i need borrows for the careers
>>560931384NTA but what the hell are you talking about
>>560931643GGP runs for cm12
>>560931653I'm sorry man, it's 6am and I'm still running careers.
>>560931635I can't betray my trainee!
>>560931697fascinating
>>560931697
>>560931682Bro take a break you're going to burn out, its okay if you don't get lucky
>>560931697That's a tranny
I can't heckin' wait to overcap my second mejiro ryan SR!!
>scenario take so long>still uses the same spark RNGthey are so fucking honest to god retardeddo you even play their own game or are they just retarded?
>>560931726Yes you can.
MANT is too much for me, I enjoy doing a run. But I can't do more than 1, Dancho I am not very sorry.
>>560931928no and yes
some fucker just left my club wtf it's the 20th
>>560931978>can't handle a 40 min - 1 hour career run>even on his day off
>>560931928MANT just has a lot of issues in a gacha context, if this was something like a roguelike then it would be awesome and cool and hip
>>560931846it's a kiggerhttps://x.com/Flash_E146_77/status/2034835408358711327?s=20
>>560931978mambro....
>>560931945I cannot...
>>560931697Guts training my trainee to this
>>560931928It's by design. They won't fix it, so they can sell us the inspiration reroll as another subscription.
>>560932096Yikes
>>560932146why aren't they already selling that to us? does having shittier sparks and more grind right now benefit cygames in any way?
>>560932205They're teaching us suffering so that it's easier to sell the battlepass
is there any reason why season 3 feels a bit underwhelming compared to season 2?re-watching it with context regarding kitasan's irl career, i kind of get why they paced it that way. but, for some reason, each of her g1s feel very lackluster compared to teio's in season 2. granted, teio has the advantage of injury drama, but i think they could have done kitasan's career ippo style, in terms of how adrenaline pumping each race can be. hell, they did oguri's better in cingray, which kind of has a similar win-loss pattern as kitasan's career.
>>560932113>FukuAbandon her
>blow 2 whistles >no rainbowsFucking retards
>>560931928if you play the scenario as they intended it won't take an hour
/uma/ club danchou is flatlining what the fuck?
The final turns fucked me in the ass.. anyway can I cope with Long S + uncapped speed? Do I beat regular 1200 Long As with this?
>>560932358deck?
kitasan was carried by her pits
my cards are so bricked that it's tempting to use a rainbow crystal on creek just for lb1 stamina bonus
>>560932396i want kitasan to carry me face-down on her pits
>>560932386
>>560932269front niggering is just not a very attractive running style
>>560932269Frontrunner MC is boring
>>560932357>it's truem-maybe he's just powering up for end of month grind
>>560932269there's no tension from taking a 6L lead out of the gate and not losing it
>>560932272Never ever. I love my orange.
Ardanbros, does she proc her unique often/easy?
>>560932269they tried to make the story about a washed fraud with the least compatible uma for it ever
>do the green tea and cupcake combo>fan letter the next turn
umamusume farting erection starting
>>560932532I bet Sirius could make a good anime on that premise
jordan hayai....
>have MLB FM and NNthey disappear in senior year
>>560932536If I have too much kale I just burn them on mandatory mood up events like Halloween
You can train a front runner with 1200/1200/1000/500/1000 stat spread with Long S after gambaing on sparks for Groundwork, Ignited PWR, and all sorts of midrace skills including agemasen Escape Artist and build a second runner to ensure you create a heavy lead and you will still lose to a Tamamo with Spurt and Long A.
>>560932446>>560932457suzukabwos...
>>560932612oink
>>560932481WrongJust look at japan cup 1984
>>560932645you definitely have your own results to back this claim up, right?
New game officially released bros, remember to fill out the poll to pick the new uma's name!Sponsored by Monster energyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TGYhgzaT4c
>>560932565imagine the mindbreak kino as she watches the superior symboli beat her by distance...
>>560932645Yeah but that Tamamo had Daring Strike so they deserved to win
>>560932638is there a handy list of the fixed events
Teio should've A long, she won Arima and 5th at Tenno Sho spring...
>>560932673that was because it was the first japanese horse to win the japan cup while also making Rudolf lose for the first time bro, not because a niger did it
STUPID DIRECTOR KEEPS GIVING ME HINTS FOR FINAL PUSH DOES SHE NOT KNOW THAT IT IS USELESS THIS CM FUCKING RETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
>>560932396do not forget her FAT thighs!
>oooooooo I'm running. I'm so happy to be running. I want to keep running forever and ever c:
Can we have a clock check? Only 1 week has passed and I've already burned 200 clocks what the fuck... 500/700 left
>>560932686>heliosi thought the 2000's equivalent of zoomer music was nigger rap?
>>560932753https://game8.co/games/Umamusume-Pretty-Derby/archives/585951
>>560932825I'm 965/980 or so
>>560932761WrongThe suspense of your opponents catching up to you and nobody knows who will take the decisive lead in the last meters
>>560932819....
>>560932861danks bwo
>>560932825650 clocks or so, only burnt like 30
>>560932825i started at 317. burned a lot of clocks on the first day, and i learned to just accept g2/3 losses, and to a skill or two before the classics. i still lose some major g1s, at which point i don't bother racing and beeline for december without meetinf the pts quota
>>560932808Haru's thighs are thicker
End Closer is still the most kino racing style even the legendary Secretariat was an end runner
>>560932991i think winning op is better on average than graded with high chance of losing
>>560932758>5th at Tenno Sho spring>5th
>>560932846Would Helios listen to Viper-san?
why is she like this
>>560933060digitan, stop shilling your great great grandfather
>>560932819>>oooooooo I'm running. I'm so happy to be running. I want to keep running forever and ever c:Unironically if you start running or jogging you will feel this way. Sunset into evening runs are my favorite.
With 0 stam sparks 0% growth and 0 stam/pwr cards, how much stam do you end up with?
>>560933094No, Umas hate black people and their culture
>>560933224>he says this when Coal Shitty exists
it’s only been like a week and i already don’t wanna do tb runs anymore
>>560933195i did it for a few months and still hated it
>>560933212According to my TT team, Sprint Groove has 465, Halo has 544, Suzuka has 625 but that's with power Sunday
>>560933249>implying blacks have intelligence
>>560933102ngha stole my bike
>>560933265TB runs make me want to develop tuberculosis
>>560933265parents? plus, luckshitting the stat gains from races and books/scrolls
https://x.com/i/status/2034903768702362077
>>560933212I get 500 or so barely clicking power
>>560933365if you max out power and wit, then that means you're gimping your stam, speed and guts, right?does that mean she wants.... an ugly bastard dad strength ojisan?
>>560932645uh huh let's see the receipts
>>560933102She simply goofed up
>>560933265Hate every single minute of it>losing g3 and g2, even g1>shop rng>bad summer training>highroll career? well FUCCK YOU your support card chain isn't finishingFUCK MANT AND FUCK CYGAMES
>>560933019post comparison, i'm 100% sure you'll lose.
>>560933414what a silly animalhttps://x.com/amullion7/status/1943209225167028631
>>560933447>an ugly bastard dad strength ojisanYes, with a dark tan.
she NEVER goofs up
>>560932645Fronts will be getting shit on harder soon since after longslop we're going to gutsmaxx duelmaxx meta.
>>560933460>>560932682nta but mine won as the only end closer in a room full of SS fronts
>>560933475>I never goof up!>She simply goofed upOne statement is always true, another always a lie.Which one is which?
Digitan LOVE
>>560933594oops i forgot the pic
>>560933545I need more Ayabe guts copies please Shiraoki Sama
>>560933640*loving sex
>>560933713>implying multiple oshis
>>560933620you’d better stop asking questions if you know what’s good for you
>>560933516Silly horses are the best
Give me a (You) or I rape Doto.
>>560932650>>560932650>>560932446unironically trueregular nig < big niggers like ace/suzuka/taabo/TDC/palmer heliospanthalassa uma WHEN
>560933790good luck
>>560933574Peak mare
>>560933836this but my penis
>>560933845faiah emburem
>>560933845Tomboys are so ugly
Gold City feet in my mouth
I'm not giving him a You. it would be funny to see Doto clumsily try to get out of a pinhold, only to fall on top of her rapist's dick herself
>>560933913say that again and the rest of cafes hair gets it
>>560933864if a non related similar age female ever knitted me a scarf i would die happyit's never going to happen
>>560933974Ugly tomboy
you guys are all retarded but i think it’s part of your charm
>>560933913explain her
>>560934073I want to touch her dahby's
>>560934048thanks i think you're retarded too
>>560934073Not feminine enough
Hey your Dancho here, lets get to work please and farm some more fans for our club haha!
>>560934048thanks you too
>>560934270hmmm, nyo. crimson desert is out
>>560934270Why is she brown?
me as the father
>>560934341God made her that way
>>560934395Fuck off
Late bros are eating good next medium CM assuming they can afford a borrow slot
>>560934395Fuck on
>>560934314>he plays chingchong default
>>560934416>God>not the three goddesses
>>560934270Holy If my dancho really looked like that id fucking fly out to whatever shithole country dancho is from and put 3 race mixed babies inside my dancho.
>>560934467uma/ told me all the upcoming mediums are xoguri land
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>560934552shes a late, yes
>>560934446?????????
>>560934541who do you think created Them?
Eid mubarak my little horsefucker bwos.
>>560934551Mutt's Law
>>560934467Why wouldn't endchads just use this and beat latekeks?
>>560934693because it's the only accel ends have, while lates have like six
oguri crap as in shit
>>560933974I HATE TACHYON I REALLY FUCKING HATE HER
>>560934657What the fuck does mutt's law have to do with my post?
>>560934607inshaumallah blo
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>560934552The next medium has both u=ma2 and 777 as options, so goodluck
>>560934580imagine the smell in their changing room
Why does El have 50 mood down events
>>560934863That's not trueI haven't fucked anyone at all
>>560934938It's (You)r job as a trainer to remind her of timezones.
>>560933974she actually looks better like that
Cute...
oguri no cap ong frfr :100:
>>560934826No interracial sex
Whats good ults for late/end for cm? I’m done with TT setup>>560925776Pokke sex
>>560935058>late/end for cmvelocity inherits or superior heal
i had to give up the last 3 runsfuck mantit doesnt resepct my time
As a pisces, a part of me wants to be a meta whore for this coming CM, rather than running my favourites...
>>560935092Filtered
pissis cup
>"You don't need fuku/ntr, just borrow one lmao" >Check future CMs>5 out of 7 CMs I'm forced to borrow something elseHmm....
>>560935204>borrow something elseLike what
>>560935204this is the only CM you have to borrow something, and only if you don't have creek
>>560935256Like the cards that my favorite youtubers have been talking about because I have zero capability to think for myself.
>>560935041What the fuck, since when did they add interracial sex to the mutts law that cant be right I've never seen that 2nd part of it before is this some Medela effect?
>>560934607BasedWe love Air Jihad here
>>560935256There's 4 mediums which lock your borrow to Sirius symboli wit
>>560934467>mid race accelWhy?
>>560935365retard
>>560935058fokke the pokke
>>560935256CB wit for any end
what skills do end closers want other than spurt?
>>560935354lmao
>>560935354>symboliPacers and fronts only.>>560935453>not pulling for CBShe good at lb1 like smaru
cirius bymboli wit
>>560935480
>>560935531>Pacers and fronts only.Opposite actually, lates and ends. And metafags will be doing VBourbon + XOguri + Debuff anyway
>>560935468Daring strike, midrace, uniques, NSM.
My brokie is jobbing all rooms
>>560935628expect as muchwhat midraces? accels?
>>560935618Yeah i read it wrong....XOguri front or pacer?
>>560935718Pace
>>560935708You need to learn what is midrace and what is accel and when is accel relevant anon...
I don't understand how people are making UG Long umas, I thought this was a pretty good highroll and a simple to build sprintslop TT uma and I still can't hit SS
daring strike is when i slap an umamusume on the ass
Wit cards are gaslightI don't want to hear about your highrollsWIT CARDS ARE NEVER ON WITNEVER
>>560935857basedonen s+ is the highest i could ho as wellSS is impossible
i still have 3 borrows left
>>560935950LOL
I never got stamina parents out of mantblazerit's always speed and power, outside the 10 million guts of courseweird, not even 1* stamina, just no stamina at allhuh?
>>560932612IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>>560935950zwo just use your whistle
So I know I've seen 40 as the amount of stats to make it worth training and skipping a G2/G3 race. But is there an amount of Stats roughly where I skip a G1? Let's say the stars align and I get a 70+ Stat training, is that good? Where's the rough estimate, anyone know?
>>560935857Only three golds is really bad desuThat's too few whites and skills for TT
>>560934048After all, aren't anons cutest when they're almost retarded?
I WILL NOT FALL FOR THE AYABE PROPAGANDA
>>560936142>Where's the rough estimatethe rough estimate is always relative to your stat growth, your deck output, how far you are from speed cap, and how important the G1 is.the 40 stat idea is dumb
>>560936126tacto's defenceless armpits
>>56093614270 is approximately the number, though that's before megaphones/weightsthe reason it's so high is because depending on the G1 it might lock you out of multiple epithets. If you know what you're doing and how important the race is then you can deviate from the recommended numbers.
I just downloaded mount and blade warbandIs it uma friendly?Do I need a guide for it?
>40>70sloppers really
YOU NEED TO INCLUDE THE SP GAIN IN THE 40/70 STATS CALCULATION>why would iRACING AND TRAINING BOTH GIVE SP SO WHY NOT??????
reminder that Kita was still a teenager/young adult while Sweepy was already a mature hag when they first met
>>560936324it's uma friendly as riding a horse is metayou don't need a guide but it will be a couple of days until you notice you haven't eaten or slept
is true that wit spamming became so powerful newer careers actually removed the energy healing from it?
>>560936441seeing kitachan's career events made me realise she's extremely daughter in addition to being a cleavage slut
>>560936476they only removed it during onsen
>>560936324>Is it uma friendly?Your personal uma? only if you know what you are doingFor enemy uma? no>Do I need a guide for it?Most stuff is easy to figure out
i will sign my rights over to the satono family
Kitasan's big round titsthat's all
can i have a umamusume units expansion for a total war game
I got Kita from the free pulls, is it worth building her just to fuck over lucky pacers or am I better off building Poorfag, Potential and Reddit?
>>560936528Don't you think Dia's trainer contract has a fine print where you already give away your rights once signed
is radiant star a good skill for this CM?
I'm just racing and training whenever I feel like
>>560936659There won't be any lucky pacers this CM, rooms in general look like this
>>560934467As a latechad, I need to know what card is this.
STOP THE COUNT
>>560936683If you don't have anything else to spend on, yes it's an okay skill. Don't treat it as heal skill.
>>560936741sirius kwaboli wit comes with 10RB so it's not bad
>>560936659it's a little tricky but i think it's possible to build her without toooooo much effort
>>560935604mr cuddlebug
Victoire Pisa is a better wife than Blue Archive's Kei.Gomen, Kei.
>>560936827Victoire Pisa looks like she smells really nice.
>>560936816>witFuuuck I already have my Nattie and FineMo mlb. Maybe I can replace FineMo.
>>560936827victory pizza sitting on my face
I also got guts Urara. I plan to use this one for Kitasan. Is investing on Jordan's SSR speed worth it or can I play like this.
>>560936718>>560936818Guess I'll try building her and build a last minute Goldship if I don't get a good Kita by the time the CM starts
>>560936904Just run 2 spd 3 wit 1 pwr/stam/guts
room, doko?
>>560935815How about....this?
>finally get a Taishin with proper skills / stats>no Long SI'm so tired bros. Having to raise Mile aptitude for your umas and lowering your pink spark chance for the CM distance by like 50% is so ass.
which uma would look up porn of herself?
>>560937107digitan
10 days left before round 1 starts, you're running out of time.
>>560936618
>>560935531You’re not pulling for CB because if you cant guarantee MLB tachyon(or at the very least 3LB) you’re fucked
>>560937218I have already give upfuck long cmfuck long cm being the first cm in a new scenariofuck cygamesand fuck you doto
Ryan is climaxing so hard rn
rape dotoposters
>>560937218everyones running out of time, which means my shitass cumfuck 900 speed 1200 stam golshi will actually just win
>>560937042>casually exchanges rings with her trainer during christmas eve
>>560936770Nah, keep going
>>560937218Team trials have priority, I can always just make some slop last minute that'll qualify me for b finals
She never goofs up
>>560937440say hello to your new father-in-law
my brown wife
>>560936718Yikes.I think the most optimal comp is Golshit, Potential wUman (Taishin) and Kita as backup ace, in case you get some other fronts in lobby.
>>560937218
>>560937538we need more Neouni family
>Use Manhattan Cafe>Build her as a Long Runner in URA>URA decided to Gives me Medium tracks>lost to Sirens Suzuki in the 2nd race.fuck you too Cygames?
>>560937218I just need 1 more horse and i'm done.
>>560937606should've ran more long races to force URA into 3600m longkino
>>560936508does it have different healing mechanics or are you actually forced to click rest now?
do NOT look up Victoire Pisa's turkish son
>>560937603the 2009 Satsuki and Derby winners both are Neouni spawns
It's interesting that even after your Uma won TS Climax, Etsuko Otonashi doubles down and basically told you that her childhood friend is still the best Uma Musume ever, and if she raced in TS Climax she'd won.There's certain level of depth here since she always go "subarashii desu" on anything ever remotely interesting about your Uma, yet deep down she believed that her Uma childhood friend can beat (You)r Uma or umas like Rudolf, Opera O etc had she took racing professionally.
Stop giving me Mile S instead of Long SIt's not funny anymore
>>560937876there is still hope then
>>560937956>2 3* Long sparks on main Parents>never procs>some shitty buried Mile spark on Grandparent>"Hola amigo!!!"
>>560937946>interestingno, it's retarded, MANT story is just retarded and lazy
>>560937667if I won I would have gotten BOFA to add with maestro...I'll run it back when 12 hits because My borrows are done
I don't want to play MANT anymore
>>560937583I hate longslop as much as others but at least losing longslop is actual skill issue. Losing sprintslop is just RNG clusterfuck that you have no actual control of
What the fuck I love the hag now
>>560938138I agree they should've just focus on Otonashi's story. Save the 100+ random event skits for 2 Umayuru seasons.
part 3 will give us spark rerolls and autoplay and ultrafast for sure
are future scenarios as long as this?40 mins is already pushing it ngl, I'll run at twice a day at best ngl, CMs be damned
>40 minutesYou use CE
>>560937946And that's why I fucking hate MANT's story. It isn't interesting, it's actual demonizing and made me seethe after reading the ending.Trainer almost got cancelled by the media, and you raced all those nonstop races only for Etsuko to say "nahhh my childhood friend still best if she were here she'll rekt your asssss"
>>560938485From what I understand, no, the nips complained, a lot, back in the day about mant so now they keep scenarios short
>>560937946it's retarded. if they were gonna go that route, they should have made her an actual rival npc in the climax as a twist but they were lazy instead
>>560938485Not the next scenario but the next after takes less than 20 minutes to complete career as far as I have heard.
>important UI element you see almost always>not important >Uma calling you master and wishing you a merry Christmas >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE JOB TRANNYLATORS
Angry pale boys...
I want infinite borrows TS is so fun to play but I hate grandparent farm
>>560938270mcafe should be fine with swing and siphon
>>560938772They also fucked up one of Fuku's MANT event where she says the same lines twice
>>560930447end closers should absolutely be in top 4 with 400m left, wdym no?
>>560938772Have you factored in the fact that you feeling genuine happiness from digital anime horsegirl caring for you and giving you attention, HURTS REAL WOMEN?
>>560939185He was asking for Kitasan, he thought NY Opera is exclusively for ends only
The year of our lady Shiraoki-sama 2026, can still only upload 4mb webm...
Where did everyone go
>>560939254this line of thinking never really made sense to me, in any context at all>muh objectificationnigger, only a small percentage of chuds treat real life as if it were vidya. i already made a decision to not bother with 3DPD. let me feel happy with my waifus instead. please. if cafe's dialogue being castrated is a sign of things to come, then i fear what they will do to all the for you umas that i'm waiting eagerly for...
>New high score>Groundwork and Long S, could be usable>No maestroI hate Super Creek.
>>560939981the recoveries you have there are already enough
>>560939917I was asleep for 11 hours
>>560939917it looks like everyone got fucked over in their runs today, so they're all taking a small break from the game. come back tomorrow, i guess?
I'd be embarrassed to like this character openly
>>560939981>front Ricevery interesting Anon
>>560938816I only seen her use siphon once during the run.she mogged everyone without using it.until I got one race against SpeWee where I got buried in the back and Cafe still pulled 2nd
>regularly getting SS umas nowIt took me a week to learn but I'm getting it
>>560939981deck?
>>560939917Trying to make aces
>>560939917I just got on my pc
>>560940097>calling her Agnes on shitterbrave of her
>>560939917already used up all my borrows and too busy thinking about other stuff to play
jordan agemasened me again
>>560939981Rice's heal should be enough IF it procs since you're front and she needs to be 2nd for it
>throwaway run for Sprint 'cheevos>get this kind of summer camp>2 60% megaphones, 4 speed ankles and recoveriesHoly FUARK. I basically went from ~400 spd to 796 just in one summer camp. I will never have such a cool summer camp ever again. If Fuku was at orange bar from the get-go, it could have been even better.
>>560940357Why are you trying to get BoFA?
My current experience so far is that the difference between S+ and SS is just the shop RNG working with you, otherwise, S+
>>560940393IM FUCKING COPING SHUT UP
I got KSB but I don't have MLB creekHow fucked am I trying to get a second gold recovery?Don't have Mayano or Ines SSR either.
I wish I was Mejiro Mcqueen and have trainer push my head into the sheets and pound my ass after failing Hopeful Stakes
>>560940117It worked last time on sagittarius>>560940213dozo>>560940380Ideally she should be juggling the lead to pop it, she's screwed if the other fronts are too weak.
>>560939917i only play the 1 run for the dailiesthis scenario is just so dog shit
>>560940502run jordan and hope she gives you bofa
Which uma is most AGP
>>560940542You could just say you're bad at the game instead of blaming the gameOnly retards would call MANT bad
>>560938394>3DS instead of PSP
>>560940480
>>560940571Guess I'm on the cope heal team, got it. Thanks. What skills do I need to inherit for her? I'll try to get groundwork but I'm not sure I can even get the greens.
>>560940579armor girls project?
do i hit the button
So what's the deal with Agnes Tachyon? From her looks she looks like a "scientific" uma but she really doesn't follow any scientific protocols at all does she? What's even her end goal? She's against doping or performance enhancing drugs, but she wants to "unlock the true potential" of umas and is constantly using substances to experiment? I don't get it.
>>560940795definitely not, not even a big training for mant standards
>>560940598whatever you say rajeet
>>560940716ny opera unique, mcfat unique, and as much midrace as you can get ofc but you'll probably get that from rivals
>>560940502i dont think you need two gold recovery if you get close to max stam
this game is a lot like mann versus machine except its a second monitor game
>>560940785Rice LOVEBourb love
How is uma rape even real lmao? Just stand behind the fence lol
>>560940795What’re you watching in the corner?
>>560941202but i am weak and thefenceless
how do we feel about hags (real)https://x.com/i/status/2034962446046437429
>>560941308
What happened to all the sweepyposters? Are they all in hiding till mant update?
>>560941329I only enjoy hags (not real)
>>560937552You don't run golshi. She actually grieves taishin with anchors. Taishin needs to be at least 7th for nemesis, which is a tough ask against 3 goldship lobbies.
>Creek starts her first event in senior November Fucking bitch, I hope she dies sterile
>>560941202>get chased down by your trainer in heat>barely manage to stay ahead of her thanks to all the sharp turns you’ve been taking>end up on the track, no safe haven in sight>trainee gaining on you fast so you panic and throw yourself over the railing>your trainee stops just at the fencing and pouts>she shuffles around, walking along the line, back and forth>she attempts to reach out towards you, but you just take a step back>tears roll down her cheeks as she pouts even harder and curls up in to a ball
Hello friends!!!
>>560933102She might be cursed.
>>560941665Your ohayo is an hour early Urara-san
VERY NICE AND QUIET
>>560941767
uuuuuuuuu umarapists uuuuuuuu umarape umarape
game would be a lot better if you needed 6/9 sparks to raise aptitudes to B/Aor if they just got rid of the spark system
>>560941665Where are the dirt shoes
>>560941950kimi no aiba ga
No the game gets better when we move on from tb
>creek didn't finish her last chain I really wish Radiant Star + Superior heal will suffice. I don't want to redo a MANT run anymore
>>560941621>a reporter sees your trainee crying while looking at you>newspaper headline that you’re abusing your trainee>get fired
>>560941329They're cute
>>560941113F to my bro Robert
I think I set a record for the most retarded uma trained in MANT. How are you guys making your end closers higher than room temperature IQ? She doesn't have Long S either (12* Long parent legacy btw) and Creek never finished her chain, so I'm seething a bit.
>>560941609>Kaneko single-handedly preventing us from getting any colts from the '04 to '06 gens as umasHate this dude with every single fiber of my being.
>>560942246Your finemo?
>>560941283ohayama, she's a cutie
>>560942246actually having wit cards would help. get rid of that faggot marvelous. put in finemo.
>>560941989
>>560942246by luckshitting a bunch of wit RBsadly this run I couldn't get her over 1k
>>5609423650lb
>>560942404kys
the heart of the cards. CHOOSE to be falcon today.
>>560942246Your mlb Finemo and mlb NN?
teach me how to blaze tracks brosi cant hit the target stats with goldship
>>560942517Bwo your crystal/s? Selectors? If only I didn't have to use em on my 2LB KB, I wouldn't be as bricked today.
B-but i don't wanna eat another burger
>>560942570eat shit and die
BOFA fired straight out of the gate again
>>5609426023 speed2 stam/1 MLB creek1 wit preferably MLB FM otherwise die
>>560942246Ignore the madman who's running Tach + Sunday, you NEED FineMo
Rice keeps losing to Kitasan in practice. Will 2 front + NSM Pace work?
>>560942612my nigger in Shiraoki-sama, crystal and selectors were used to get Creek to 3lb, which now means she's not a permaborrow.
I almost forgot to log in today for free pulls
>>560942743I hate MANT
>>560942246inherit 18* wit
>>560942246It's literally luck.1. On your first 10 turns of training, did you manage to get close to orange bond?2. Did the shop give your carrot BBQ as you head to your races?3. Is the shop providing you Energy items?4. When you land on turns when you aren't racing, has the Wit cards landed on the Wit facility and do you have the Energy to train here (This is where using energy items is highly effective)People who manage to shit out 1000+ Wit while also having 1200 Speed, 1000+ Stam, and 800+ Power managed to luck in to the above.
Considering japs love baseball and this game has a pretty dam good numbers game going on. Will we get a Umamusume "Nippon Professional Baseball" follow-up even if it's all made up numbers?
>>560942856if you think about it, if you're the luckiest person in the world, you don't need energy items to train, just win the 99% fail rate
>>560942896Japs only pretend to like baseball
>>560941473I can see it
>>560942724but 1 wit card only would make goldship retarded
>>560942752>sparking for stam cards>implying I'll tryhard for longslop
>>560942517bricked
>>560942974Stop. Ohtani is literally god in Japan
>>5609426022 spd 3 wit 1 stam. It's a massive highroll, but if you reach it you win
what inherited uniques would you want for ends this CM? pump?
>>560943018Goodluck maxxing 0% speed umas then. And that's why FM is so good, cause she's so strong even as a solo wit. Rather she's good because she can solo wit.
>>560943134the usual velocity inherits with rudolf/anime teio/oguri/bryan
dunno how much better of a kitasan I'll be able to make as a f2pfag>no Long S>no CM greens>no groundwork>weak midraceIt's been a fun process though. My runs have been shit with energy items lately, so maybe after I make an acceptable Tamamo I can try and get higher wit.
>>560942856>an actual response instead "hurr durr use mlb Finemo + mlb NNappreciate it>1yes, at least for speed cards and got speed TF to level 3, stam to level 2>2yes>3NO FUCK YOU SHOP FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU GIVE ME JUICE>4no on both counts, but this is a tactic I have not thought of and will incorporate it going forward.
>>560943212Kitasan is torture to do since she can't use her personal skill in Mile races
Trailblazer really did kill it
>>560942974True. They play 野球 over there instead
i want to get the daiwa scarlet completionist title, and this is how much work i've got to do...any advice?
>>560943446tell me about it. Good luck getting that Miler epithet and those juicy +30 stats, fuck those races. It's so bad. You can have 500 speed/stam/power and 300 wit, and you are practically guaranteed to lose every time in the NHK and Yasuda Kinen in Classic Year especially. It's beyond frustrating.
>>560943582what advice, just do the races
even your childhood friend would rape you if she got the chance
>>560943669fair enough i guess
>>560942896ill play with brian's baseballs iykwim hehe
>>560943807Those are more like bowling balls than baseballs
>>560943642Mile races in general are complete ass unless your Uma has a good unique like Pasa.
I'm already struggling maxing bond with Fine Motion so I can't imagine how bad it is for people using Topro on top of that
kitasan got owned by this!?
IM USING SSR SWEEPY FOR SPURT PLEASE I NEED 100 BBQS TO FEED HER
>>560944092just run taishin bwo
>>560944092it would probably be better to use a better speed card and try to luckshit it from rival races
>>560944092why? just use taishin or tamamo, they come with spurt.
I can consistently hit SS in my parent runs but god it feels awful doing a parent run
>>560944092You're better off making a spurt parent in MANT and have the spark proc 90% of the time
damn...chuck norris died.
>>560944330Can he reincarnate as an uma...
>>560943947i think mile OP might actually be better expected value than g2/3losing is pretty bad: 40 shop points, 5 extra energy, less stats, less spand clocks are a resource you can use later
>>560943947>mile race>rival is Taiki or Vodka
>>560944330>see news that he had a medical emergency and admitted to a hospital>read within the article and it says "he is in good spirits">think to myself "more sensationalist garbage">next day, he's deadhmm.
>>560944010>off-model
>50 minutes in>Random mood downs pre-summer>No rainbow training senior summer>Lose Japan Cup with zero clocks left>Final stats: 1000 speed, 800 stamina and 900 powerThis mode does not respect your time. Fuck you Cygames I hope your HQ gets burned down as KyoAni.
>>560944664the only person who will ever respect your time is yourself, and even that is a maybe
>>560944330who?
>>560944664>NOOOOOOOOOO WHY I DON'T HAVE THE PERFECT RUN EVERYTIME IN MY ROGUE-LIKE GAME
>>560925776>Don't play the game>But enjoy the random videos about the girl I get on tiktok>Really like Goldship>Search for Goldship x Trainer comics>Almost nothingwhat the fuck man
>>560944438Vodka can be brocked, she's only sometimes a threat. I beat her fairly consistently with Mile B Kita + Barcarole, not even Angling....Taiki? Nope. Just nope. It's owari da. >t.burned 4 clocks on Taiki in Classic Yasuda KinenFUCK THAT ASS RACE
>>560944330the reddit meme guy?
>>560944664you are sick in the headget help and go outside
>>560944970what kind of comics bro
>>560944664same i hope the person who created this mode get his ball ripped off
>more than a week in>midwits continue to be ass-blasted>brainlets and geniuses find the scenario to be the most interesting and fun
>>560942246Can someone explain to me why people still use nimble navigator when the doc says it sucks?is it bad or not?
>>560944092What?That dumb little bitch of a president gives spurt and early start as long as you're winning as an end
>>560944664if you don't rike it u simply aren't good gwo. skill issue bwo
>>560945203>when the doc saysbro... that's a wit problem
>randomly get charming>run implodes
>>560945203here's the list of consistently good accelerations for pisces:>festive cheer (kitasan unique, only for positions 1-2)>spurt/shadow (end closer only)now, why would nimble/nsm be considered good?
>>560945193>heh, I have the same taste of retards, I'm secretly a genius...
>>560945247>winning as an endim running maya...
>>560945247>winning as an endUnless you're using golshit there's no way you're consistently getting wins using ends
Sexkura Laurel
>>560945203>.2 acceleration for 3s>increased lane movement speed>during acceleration phase>when umas are ahead of youGOLLY GEE WHIZ ANON YOU TELL ME WHY IT SUCKSfucking retarded piece of shit
dead thread
>>560945493Dead like Chuck Norris. RIP.
*gives you umastan FOR FREE*
>>560945456>not getting wins as End
Look at this fine european piece of meat, delicious, plump and elegant. How can japanese horses even compete with such perfection?
>>560945523The yuribaiting is the only good thing about MANT
>>560945493spic
Mmmmmh, something seems wrong here...
five minutes until you get your 9r-1sr.
>manage somehow>it doesn't matter because the shop is still shit 3 resets inGlue or nah? It's nearly summerDidn't even give 40% megaphones
>>560945493>more than 1 post per minutes>Dead thread
>>560945458nakadashi
>>560945614too autistic
Can I get a FineMotion from the free pulls please, or maybe a Super Creek if FineMo is not available. I don't want NTR AV
>>560945303hot
>>560945625Mamco
>>560945614built for big bratwursts (and) coleslaw.
>>560945617hhhmmm I prefer being called latinx thank you very much
JWUReady to be Curren todayShe's the one with good rolls right
>>560945458succubus
>>560945303>black guyRicebros... are cucks..?
>>560945836yes.
>Was lazy as hell yesterday, only rushing my 5 slop runs and calling it a day>Wake up an hour before reset, and notice 10min before that I forgot to finish my dailiesHoly fuck I nearly lost so much shit, thank god all I had to do was take the spoils.>>560945614She is super cute for sure, growing on me more and more.>>560945749Perfect, just like me!
>>560933060Don't forget Kincsem. She had a late start every single run, and won every time
Another day another banger
HERE WE GO AGAIN
>Sasami popped up during debut training>Select first option>Gave up and gluedwould not have done this on other mode.
better than nothing ig..
Another day of being curren chan
Another day, another nothing
3rd ayabe1 more to go
Wrong SSR
Last Ayabe i needed for MLBand some random SSR i didn't know existed
JUST ONE MORE SHINKO WINDYPLEASE CYGAMES AIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>day 3>ZERO vegasAIEEEEEEEE
>>560945750nyoooo...
haha 3 SRs....so lucky....
AAAIEEEEEEEE STOP WASTING MY LUCK I JUST WANT A SHINKO WINDY
>4 whistles on a single turn of summer camp>no rainbows in any reroll
cyjews threw me a curveball. i had 9r-1sr from the first two frees but i got 8r-2sr this time. cygenerous.
JUST FUCK MY CURREN CHUNGUS LIFE
0lb brick get
>>560946023me on the right
the fuck I do with this at 0lb?
Dia-chan is here...
i'm curren again FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
NOOO THATS THE WRONG NISHINO
Where are the Director Akikawa lewds!?
>>560946357It's okay to hate hags
How many pulls is safe to do now without wasting the remaining freebies
>>560946472me on the bottom
>>560946467officer! this guy right here!
im curren chan today...
I got my first copy of admire Vega SR is she really a brick when not LB0
I am big penis now
>mlb stinky>lb3 princesscygenerous
neat
>>560946607you tell us, anon.
im curren chan today...?!
funny number
>>560946641>>560946662EXPLODE
>day 9 of not getting anything on free pulls, not even MamboWill I get to 12?
>>560946357it's okay to love hags
am i being unbricked?
>get 700k TT with absolute mediocre umas.........well not bad I guess. Semen retained for this week. Tabun
>>560946740she needs a ring
>second copy from the free pullsshe's calling to me like the green goblin mask
>>560946740smells nice
>>560946779
>SSR Curren WitI’m at 1LB now
>>560946779Whoa just like my funny eroi doujins!
>>560946728No but she’s much better at mlb got,it, thar power bonus is crazy
what do they mean by this
>>560946580
>>560947103skank
How many more free rolls are left?
Why does everyone suddenly want my 9* sprint? TT?
>>560947279All the carrots went to her thighs
>>560947206
so... what now?
>>560945614I just had a run with her that was looking really good, and then suddenly it just bricked. I don't know what happened. Literally the first below S+ I've trained in 20 runs. Was like what the fuck...?
>>560947367thank you count dracula
>>560947198The look she has reminds me of the ending of a doujin called "I will protect you". She must've really put her trainer through some intense sex.
>>560947373now play the game
Curvysan Sex
>>560947373
>>560945456yeah I started trying to train end mayas and it's basically impossible. Why did they design it like this? Fronts are faceroll easy and ends are too inconsistent to ever have even decent runs
>>560947373>buy 3 from some shop>level up kita>do 25 kita ace runs>level up mambo>do 1 ace run
Unity is so fucking dogshit mant is so consistent it's really nice, mission done
>>560947583>S+>That gutsGlue.
JUST release satono's lower diamond already
>>560947621>brooo you gotta play the most boring way imaginable
REPEAT AFTER ME! FUNNYAKU HAPPY HANNYAKU LUCKY THANK YOU SHIRAOKI! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZkLDveEsnA
>>560947583It's very nice how your career isn't instantly euthanized the moment you fail a team race. Also how you're allowed to run stamina cards without having a weird team composition where everyone is made to run in long races so you end up with 1 sprint and 2 mile racists.
>>560947537>>560947507haha yeah about that...
>>560946580I refuse to believe Windy-chan is canonically a senior and just below hags like Rudolf and MaruFuck the canon, Windy-chan will always be Urara/Rice/Sweepy age to me
are they good cards?
>>560947729Yep you're so right
>>560947828lol no
>>560947731build your other ace(s) for pisces. crown/spring combos will run tenno sho spring. once you're done with the first ace, kita's potential will be enabled, you build her out, and leave mambo in a ditch somewhere.
>>560947781The school year feels like it’s random half the time
are kitasan black and mambo worth pulling for? I don't really like them
my club's rank keeps dropping we're over 150 ranks worse than last monthworried it might be over
mile b is enough mile b is enough aaaaaaaaaah MILE B IS ENOUGHSURELY MILE B IS ENOUGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>560947974then why are you asking
>>560947828MLB ryan guts is a good card but very niche and you're not MLBing it. twin turbo is pretty bad, even at MLB. the best card you got there is stinko windy.
>>560947974sometimes i think /uma/ won't get any dumber
>>560947974>Is it worth spending carats on things I dislike?
>>560947373Wait... You already buy those skills?
>>560947974They're a MUST PULL
>>560947781Her hips are too wide to be with the umalolis. Face reality.
>>560947995my club is 30 ranks better even tho we have 10 people who only do I career a day
Back into the DHL mines I go
>>560948007
>look at all the multiple SSRs and SR people are pulling>I only got 1 SR in EACH FREE PULLoh, so that's why they gave me good UMAs... they were gonna shaft me in support. I already got fine motion and kitasan black but a fucking LB1 for both would be nice too...
>>560948010>>560948061>>560948076are they meta is what im asking sorry shouldve said that
I am such a fucking retard, please point and laugh at me
I can't be assed to rebuild my 2 long A aces. I'm just going to start making CM12 parents.
>>560948207One is an uma for frontniggers and the other is a 2 star that's going to have a 1% droprate in every future banner so you can grab her by sparking any other time.
>>560948229you spend considerable money on gachas, anon, you were always a retard.
is the tickezo welfare pwr card any good?
>Creek didn't finish chain>JORDAN ALSO DIDNT FINISH HERS>BOTH WERE AT 2ND CHAINI HATE THIS MODE
>Want to run KSB>If I run MANT I won't get most of her story>If I don't run MANT I'm wasting my timeThis sucks man.
>>560948229BUUHIIIIIIIII
>>560948085Que?What you mean by that?
>>560948229Spend some of that on me please
>>560948229>>560948061
>>560948229>929 gold cleats???
>>560948207Kitasan is one of the better lasting parents for front and pace
>>560948331she's just a hint card.
Can I run Narita Taishin as a late surger for this cm?
>>560948347You're playing Uma, you're already wasting your time.
>>560948429you can buy support points to end up with uneven numbers.
>there's a clear all but no select alldamn, are they stupid?
>>560948347time spent with someone you love isn't time wasted :)
>accidentally pick NTR instead of SSR sweepy for my spurt parent runNOOOOOOOO
>>560948118>baby-making hips>88Based Nazi Uma
i bet wasting a gold crystal before is going to brick me with 2lb or 3lb ayabe
>>560948681>>560948681>>560948681
When exactly are we getting that free SSR selector
>>56094869823
>>560948698Never
>>560948429>he doesn't knowdon't tell me you've been actually grinding kikusha sho sashes...
