outfit swap edition>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain >>560852818
I want to bully Miquella's ass.
>>560938049Miquella is a boy.
>>560938169Boys can need spankings too.
EXTREMELY important lore question, serious answers only please: is it gay to want to fuck miquella? How about St. Trina?
>>560938412Yes. No.
>>560938412Yes, unless you're a woman.Yes, unless you're a man.
>>560938412YesYes
>"git gud fanbase" reaction when the game requires them to git gud and not just abuse spirit ashes, weapon arts and overleveling
>>560939501>It's all complains about the mapHonestly I would kinda get it if it was because there's tons of areas you simply do not have time to explore because you want to break the crystals but these shitters are just complaining about the pits
>beat SOTE>clear out the optional areas>beat the base game>understood absolutely fucking none of it>didn't even realize the DLC was over at first because I watched the last cutscene and just through "right... and?"I'm forever a lorelet. Off to watch some youtube nerds explain it for me I guess
>>560940308don't bother honestly, it's dogshit
>>560940229the left side of the hollow is just infinitely better than the right side, and the starts are not balanced at allleft side ruins are easy to access, easy to understand, they're connected to the centre and have like 4-5 mini bosses in a small concentrated arearight side ruins are ass to access, unconnected to basically everything, have their mini bosses spread out, on different levels and in buildingschurch start is premium, raiders start is alright and southern is awful
gg 15 minutesghor
>>560940390like bad compared to the usual dark souls formula? I usually like the lore in these From games, I just don't retain information from skimming item descriptions very well
>>560940229You can do a lot more than you think once you're familiar with the crystals and get an idea of where they are like that underground ruin where the crucible knights/ancestor spirit is, for a while I was convinced there was no reasonable way to bother with it until I realized which crystals it paired with. That aside it's hilarious that people still bitch about falling into pits.
>>560940308It kinda ruins base Elden rings story with the everything is pointless and no one really cares path it takes as well as going further into stuff that is told but nothing around it is even remotely explained nonsense that souls games do
>Adel event>Adel pops his head out and starts casting lightning strikes on the players so that you can't sit in one spot>if you defeat him you get critical hits raise attack power and a light roll with improved dodging>Fulghor event>he hails from the sky and harasses the players with storm attacks>if you beat him you get more maximum stamina and a bonus on all heavy and charged attacks (this applies to spells and bows as well)Yay or nay?
>>560941028Meh kinda bloats the events with pretty meh prizes I also don’t really like just go fight the boss and win I’d like some sort of gimmick like maybe you have to do some sort of climbing puzzle for Adel and you have to catch fulghor as he runs across the map
>>560940308>Off to watch some youtube nerds explain it for me I guessWhy do people do this, if the game doesn't bother to explain well then why would I bother searching outside sources to understand it
>>560941028Your passives are kinda meh, ideally you'd want to fill in a niche we dont already havePerhaps one of them could have health regen, something like gladius' stamina buff
>>560941028I'll take anything that isn't gl*dius-tier at this point.
>>560940308>hornsent are an oppressive (((chosen people))) that try to manifest a god/reach heaven through mass human sacrifice and torture (the jar saints, how Enir-Ilim is partially made of countless corpses)>enslaved country girl Marika actually manages to ascend and ditches the hornsent, then later sends in Messmer for total kike removal>the land of shadow is magically separated from the normal world and used as an all purpose dumping ground for everything the Golden Order doesn't want around, such as Messmer himself and various manifestations of death/locations related to how death functioned before the Golden Order>Miquella was actually playing 5D chess and had multiple factions of loyalists separate from each other working for his purposes>his end goal was to make a fresh start independent from the golden order, for this purpose he wanted to use the hornsent's divine gate to ascend to new godhood, and revived Radahn to be his lord (Hey bro here is my Age of Compassion, btw here is my blood thirsty husband to grind you into dust in case you resist ;) )>there are also various side plots regarding dragons, the frenzied flame, the nature of DA FINGERS and the various Miquella loyalists
Queuing for 10 mins. Can’t finish a game beyond that.
mod lobby
trishpost your feet now
trishpost your hand now
>>560940747i'm tired of formsoft balancing their game around "it's actually easy if you autistically memorize every minute detail"
I will queue for 5 more minutes
>>560942970omw
>>560941028>Fulghor event>He fires his arrow nuke every minute at your entire team in the open world and the only way to stop him is by going to his specified location to finish him off.
I am unqueued. See you in 9 hours
>>560942970I've been in queue for nearly 40 minutes. It's mot too bad, since I have stuff to do in between matches. But still, I get a little antsy after a while.
>>560942867Are there any examples I feel like you're nitpicking
>>560942576Kill yourself.
>>560940308you found miquella's pieces here and there in the dlc and didn't realize miquella was the final boss?
>>560943483the game is full of enemy/boss attacks with no, bad or misleading tells where you have to memorize the timings instead of relying on reactiondid you already forget how much people were bitching about morgott when er came out?
I will join the queue
I will be queuing soon, don't start without me!
I am the queue
I am trish
>>560942576why, im brown okay, onyx
>>560943763ermmm ackshually its quite easy if you practice with cheats for 100000 hours look how cool I am I can run around the boss and not roll!
>>560940646There's nothing unbalanced about the starts or areas you're just not familiar with the pathing.
>>560944213ergies think that it takes 10k hours to learn how to walk towards an enemy.
>>560944213You people would struggle with Clair Obscur.
Revenant has decided to move like a jujutsu sorcerer
>>560943763>the game is full of enemy/boss attacks with no, bad or misleading tells where you have to memorize the timings instead of relying on reactionThis only really applies to ED Tricephalos, the dogshit Balancers worm and the retarded Death Rite bird explosion that for some reason follows a cardinal pattern, most of the other bosses you either strafe, keep your distance or not panic roll but I guess that's too hard
qq?
>>560945158dedd
>>560945394sad day
>>560945565to be fair the moon is p coolwhat does compassion have? nothing
>>560945634femboy
>>560939501On release there was a lot of bad reviews and such for it because no new weapons and spells when they litearlly just have to port them over
gg animus, I didn't find any decent fire weapon
>zero ggs >one post every 100 minutes>dead q>dramafags dramafagging at the end of the key threadAre were truly dead? Will we even make it to the anniversary?
>>560946635its a valid complaint, they ported fucking Manus over in the map variations mod but fromsoft can't get off their fat ass and give us even SOTE weapons & spells
>>560946705gg. That's understandable. I copied my vyke spear, in case you needed fire. Though admittedly, it's not the best against animus. Luckily we had a mega dps caster with us.
gg caligo, thanks for buying me like 5 skill atks..
>>560946635If you look at the reviews page it's nearly all of them just bitching about the map.
>>560947114>5 skill atksergies will kill the boss in 3 skill uses then call themselves god gamers
>>560945158say my name and i will q
bros i think this bitch isn't fucking sane
>>560946635>they literally just have to port them overno they don't, it has to be done carefullyimagine having 8 new dormant weapon categories cluttering the relic gachaimagine how easy it would be to fish for palm blast or swift slash
>>560947216It's ishizaki's vision, not my fault. Us F tier gamers need crutches to win
>>560943702Obviously I knew the most broad strokes stuff like Miquella was going to be involved and that he was trying to become a god but like, what was he talking about when he said "If we keep our vows, do you promise to be my consort?" They ended the whole DLC on this dramatic cutscene stinger but I'm sitting there clueless with no memory of what the "vows" are. Also I was confused at first because I was like "I thought Radahn was Radagon's son, that can't be right because that would make him Miq's half-brother" and then I remembered the lore was written by GRRM lmao
>>560947216Ergieyogurts
>>560947494This is why I skipped the DLC.
gg ethical heolster fightwe staggered that bbh like what 5, 6 times?
>>560947709GG and heolstor got staggered almost that many times too. Thanks for showing me to that entrance of the mines I don't think I've been in there before. Also Raptor of the Mist is weird it just makes you invulnerable sometimes, it doesn't even trigger and do the jump, it also costs like no fp.
decided to stick wit hthe mace instead of flamberge for now.
>>560947893Can't go wrong with mace
>>560947893...?
>>560947892japs love it for things like nukes or even caligo ice breath
>>560947592I'm not criticizing the story, I'm just a dumbass who doesn't retain information. I made it to the end of Dark Souls without really understanding the choice I was making by linking the flame or whateverwell okay maybe I'm criticizing the divine gay incest angle a little bit
>>560947494>"If we keep our vows, do you promise to be my consort?"Pic rel.
>>560948004Oh, I AM criticizing the story. Presenting Miquella as a cute cinnamon bun with a manipulative streak and then retconning him to be an actual dick was a dick move from From. From what I gathered, it's unclear if the idea comes from From, or from From's consultant, the incest guy.
>>560947494>If we keep our vowsmiquella intended to become a godso he needed the gate of divinitybut its in the shadowlands so he needed to complete a ritual to reach the shadowlandshe did this through mohg and the shriveled egg with his bodyin the end it worked, so he resurrected radahn and kept his part of the vowradahn accepts and fights you for him(it shouldve been godwyn, not radahn)
>>560948320but le godwin was le banished into the shadow realm
It's obvious the DLC, like everything in ER, was rewritten multiple times.But its also obvious to me that From's perspective in the matter is that "this is great, actually". It seems they've come to embrace the mystery made through all those holes rewrites.I mean, look at DS3. That game was worse than 2 in terms of "there being 0 plot direction", and people ate it up. They spent years filling the holes themselves, theorizing, debating... and it was fun for them to do so.So why would From take that away from the audience? Wouldn't be surprised if they PURPOSELY shake and delete plot elements to create those holes.
>>560947216The game doesn't respect the player. So it's ok to cheese it
>>560948269>Presenting Miquella as a cute cinnamon bun with a manipulative streakThats what you got out of ER? Kind of explains why you didn't get the dlc.
>>560948491When all the item descriptions are about how Miquella survived the Shattering by using diplomacy, speechcraft, fellowship and charm, yeah, you expect someone agreeable that you can form a covenant with.This is Elden Ring, we made covenants with worse beings, like the shit-eater.
>>560947216its a roguelike. you're supposed to make yourself as strong as possible. its also pve so no one suffers from you becoming overpowered
>>560948469>It seems they've come to embrace the mystery made through all those holes rewrites.Everyone but midwits have embraced ir, it provides mystery to unfold and generates organic discussion. None of you talk about how Godfrey was chilling in a boat of the coast of Caelid the whole game.
why do ergies not play an honest character like raider?
>>560940308The youtube retards get it all wrong anyway, don't waste your time with them.
>>560945565Actual woman > femboy correct
>>560948610And then you play the game and see his followers getting more and more insane as you get close to the end of the game. The game tells you 1 thing but then has all other evidence show the opposite. Why did you only believe the thing you were told then ignored everything you saw?
>>560948628>organic discussion>lorefaggotry died like a month into the release of the DLC because of how bad it was
>>560948726I'm not into shirtless buff menI'd main scholar if he didn't have a cripple dodge
>>560948726Dishonest characters like undertaker and duchess are more fun.
>>560948752Because I want to believe that someone I want to put my penis isn't a giant piece of shit, is that too much to ask? Girlfriend cheated on me and dumped, and explained all our friends that it was my fault, can't I at least lust for Miquella's ass without him being retconned from a practical yet idealistic god to an actual dick?
>>560948610The game tells you in item descriptions that Miquella was trying to set up a pilgrimage to his haligtree - that makes him look good.The game shows you that he was stuffing those despondants into a tree to eat them like Marika did - this makes him look evil>only believe what you were toldDid these types just not play the game, they only believe things that can be found on a wiki easily but not the things you see all around you by endgame.
What is Trish's vision for /erg/?
>>560948726>honest is when gimped from an actual honest standard like Wylder or Undertaker
>>560948871>being retconnedNot following your bullshit headcanon interpretation isn't a retcon.
>>560948726>play raider>build choices are fists, colossals or mage (if you have the relics)>play duchess >you can play literally anything you want except ISA bowshmm tough choice
>>560948907>The game shows you that he was stuffing those despondants into a tree to eat them like Marika did - this makes him look evilWait... when does it say that?
>>560948726honesty is for losers>>560948816they buffed it a while ago its not that bad
>>560948628I do find it a bit annoying at times because the easiest response to so many questions is "From didn't thought of that. From didn't planned that". Specially when i see loretubers bring up fucking minor textures in the map as argument for their findings. (Looking at you, tarnished archaeologist)But then, you go to Stormveil, and what do you find? A massive ass painting of Godfrey, that's just his key art, which doesn't even make sense for it to be there, for it features the broken axe.Yet, everyone accepts and understands this being a case of "vidya being vidya", while still trying to dig in random textures the answer to some "totally planned prehistory of the Lands Between"?It is silly. I get the fun aspect of it, but its kinda like a magic trick. It loses its appeal once you know how its done.
>>560948975>ISA bow duchessI am intrigued... tell me more
>>560949286you can't since only ironeye has good enough animations for it
>>560947383you're level 80+ and still didn't beat godrick?
>>560948726I use him a bunch more than I used to after the movement values got increased a bunch. His 2 handed moveset was sped up, it makes the increased poise damage when 2 handing line amazing. >>560949036>when does it say that?It shows you when you get to the Haligtree, there are failed cocoons all over the tree. Thats the failing with you types, you never evolved past the souls item description mindset when this game went way beyond just item descriptions.Take NR - you won't know about the repeated eye imagery in the game itself from just reading item descriptions. Without that visual knowledge you won't even realize that all the round shields in the game have always been eye themed.
>>560949286check out what happens when you shoot a bow after any of the quickstep dodge options then realize duchess has the shortest window dodge. You aren't ironeye fast but its close. Don't use it in lobbies outside /erg/ its one of our secret metas.
>>560948871Let's be honest, Miquella was always a shady figure even in the main game. You cant tell me the Demigod who's main representation in terms of power was a literal "brainwash" item, was made to be morally great.Plus the DLC just follows on a logic notion: He's a kid. He's stuck to being forever young. And it being a curse comparable to Malenia's rot, what would be the best way to show it? But to make him a childish moron, too innocent and simple minded for his or anyone's good.His intentions are heroic, but his perspective is forever stuck as that of a child. And children can be quite cruel, even when not realizing it.
>>560949786that's why i specified ISA bows aren't good for duchess, not just bowsdash attacks don't count for ISA
>>560949424Already beat him, but I did spent a lot of time roaming in Caelid
ty for not giving up on me
>>560949786Even doe ive been playing bow duchess for weeks
>>560950431least deserved win known to man
>>560950431never give up never surrender
other things that confused me about the DLC lore: why did Miquella's disembodied concept of Love become a purple plant lady(?) with deadly sleep poison
>>560949804well imagine trying to help people for thousand of years and all still being dick to each other, even a saint would give up the highroad as well
>>560950750Sleep is first death.
>>560949960justice to the opressors...rape to the curious...
>>560950431>carried by GODmance
gg unethical ED libra, I literally derp'd at the start of phase 2 sorry about that
>>560950750Trina is his literal other half like how Radagon is Marika's other half, to divest himself of his ability to love was to leave a part of his soul equal to the entirety of Trina's being, but it's implied that Miquella before the DLC already had the ability to become Trina since Trina was an object of worship for certain cultists and fanatics before Miquella was ever taken by Mohg, she is also literally me btw hope that helps
>>560950893Even though you multi-bar'd and got carried by a wendy. It was on stream pablo
>>560949437>It shows you when you get to the Haligtree...hah.That explains that.>>560949804Shady yes, but again. We have covenants with people that are even worse than him. Compared to other radicals and extremists, Miquella's "evil" is extremely light, and you will not convince me that From saw how popular he got and decided to be shitstains by making him your enemy.
>>560951030No she’s not shut up>>560950361Cute sluts
>>560951069>thread shitter schizo meltdownkino
Duchess needs a rework.Keep her unique dodges but remove restage and replace it with something else having both of these things breaks the game. The only reason to ever play a different character is to pick Rev because Duchess cannot start with Beast Claw
>>560951257>t. retarded tourist
>>560948726>picking a character zorfat mainsno i dont think so
>>560948469>>560948610>>560948813>>560949226ExactlyIt’s all very tiring once you’ve had enough of it and peak under the hood
>>560951331hips
>>560948469I'm STILL salty that they rewrote Miquella after seeing how popular he was as a gotcha.Also, Dark Souls 2 featured a modern tire in their textures, how come no theory channel bet on that?Because From makes mistakes, that's why.
>>560951030That makes sense, I was wondering how St Trina seems to have worshippers and plants named after her in the Lands Between when it's supposed to be so hard to cross over, and she's stuck at the bottom of a pit in a in a remote corner of a parallel dimension. So that makes way more senseThank you and many good sleeps to you
>>560944036better for BWC
>>560951724
>>560947391Fuck your gacha and fuck your haloslop PTSD. I want my ledaslop NOW.
>>560951331Duchess doesn't let me play sekiro though (in the game where some enemies and bosses behave like cut sekiro content).
>>560951861Would you really have sex with an obese Mexican man?
>>560951257unironically every bed I have had in my life is cursed with sleepy forces, family and friends and enemies all equally alike will lay down in my bed and be promptly assaulted by sleepiness and lethargy, people have happily slept for over 10 hours in my beds when they may be light sleepers otherwise, I have heard the phrase "wow that's the best sleep I ever had" from so many different people, you'll want to call me a bullshitter but this is probably one of the most objectively true things I will be able to ever post on this website, explain this? the forces of sleepiness channel through me and seep out of me and onto my beddings, also my sleeping shirts and nightgowns are always light purple because it's my favourite colour so.. .. ..
What secondary lines do you guys use for scholar? Not sure if you want affinity or phys up to complement his little damage. Or do you run the dex respec?
>>560947946lol>>560947937yeah it's a classic, plus i wanted ez kills on all the rock enemies
>>560952194this slut is so boring in bed she puts people to sleep
>>560948726I play raider just not with you weird retards
>>560952584I wish, sleep is so much better than sex
never forget that a mending rune of SEX is theoretically possible.
>>560948726Raiders in D5 be like>Horny homosexual name>Out of the 2 melee characters the one that's hugging the floor is him>Hoards all the damage negations, somehow still dies>Always tries to group ED Balancers for big DPS, gets killed because he predictably got ganked>I'm running a meme build so please let's route the entire expedition around my needsI've met like 5 good Raiders at most (And to be fair they were really fucking good, specially a mage one) but the vast majority are fucking annoying to play with
>>560953190>undertroon talking shit about any other classthe hypocrisy is insane
>>560953147that's the dung eater rune
>>560953190What is the undertaker?
>>560953497>>560953702Everything I said applies to Undertakers too (Except me)>Darkness skin UndertakerYep, that's a three barrer right there
>>560953797I'm not asking how the Undertaker players are.
gg big bugs. I was literally picking up the controller to quit the game, when a match is made. I'm tired.I didn't know the big fire hammer was that effective against the bugs. I might have to devise a dormant great hammer build for them
this thread needs a bit of a shitstorm.....
>>560952617gay
>>560953949
>>560953797>t. hardstuck d3 3 bar shitter
Raider is the embodiement of toxic masculinity and every time someone picks him i break down shaking and crying.
>>560954359I see I struck a nerve, is your IGN "NeedRaiderNipples", fagboy?
gg unavoidable stomp
dude you are cringe and there are like 4 people who effortlessly get on people's nerves in this general without needing to resort to bottom barrel reddit shit for 14 year olds, I feel stupid for even addressing you so I won't do it again
>>560953797>Darkness skin UndertakerI've notcied that too they're oddly terrible
>>560954794gg it would've been funny if we all wiped right there and then horse rots and dies anyway kek
ooooh, i would fight if i were you man
I haven't paid for the dlc yet
>>560955106woah! so you never played it?
>>560952090trvth, i heckin love sekiro deflect...
>>560955106Why?
>>560954694>bakes you bread
>>560954724>shitter troon meltykino
>>560955332Wanna reach depth 5 first>5289The person you are trying to emulate is so much better than you
>>560955374Meant for >>560954881
>>560955317quite cute
>>560955651Fair enough, keep in mind its harder with the dlc and having Balancers and Balancer raid in the pool of possiblities
cool, hit 1000 wins
Wanna queue but don't wanna get out of bed
>>560955967Thats a lot of augurs.
>>560955967>duotroonDoesn't count.
>>560956010I'm waiting sweetie
>>560938412>>560938282>>560938169>>560938049stop being gay please he’s for his sister ONLY
>>560956093you got the wrong guy
>Duos>PasswordYeah, no
>>560955967cc?
they were never saints!
>>560954724>>560953190got his ass there ngl
Are double balancer duchys the most opressed minority? getting bullied just because we use a dev intended build!
>>560956081never ask a woman her age, a man his income, or a streakposter to show its nightlords screen.
>>560956172pulling her in the 'est
>>560951709>Because From makes mistakes, that's why.Fair point actually >>560951401I didn’t ask for your name
>>560956350kill yourself tr*sh>>560956391i posted my streak before but sure
>>560956350Shut the fuck up for once, trash.
erguys lets calm down
>>560956139you are disgusting
why is cc so rude
if i set up "erg" as my password in seamless coop and try to join a world i will get no matches, right?
>>560947204>>560946635>>560946817all are valid complaintssome more than others but still
>>560948320>>560948403If this were actually the case it would have been better
>>560948476>The game doesn't respect the player. So it's ok to cheese it
>>560956581cc..
>>560956581How does it feel knowing nothing you achieved meant anything because you did it as babymode
>>560956973Mostly valid. The way they dropped the map on everyone in live runs and said "deal with it" in a ranked system was pretty bad. Overall, people would have responded much more favorably if the game let you explore the new map with no consequences before they dropped it live in matchmaking.
GG gigahorse.Total destruction.
>>560957516gg lolcow.
>>560956581>>560956203
>>560957516gg Im love "Allies targeted by character skill gain boosted attack", it's 20% physical and affinity damage just for capturing you guys in a level 1 scan.
>>560957838hey i didn't read your post
still so happy for these two
>>560957838erg girls play like this?
ergirls
>>560958053but why? artorias died and ciaran is at his grave
ergirls eating ergyogurt while ergossiping about erguys
Trish has been winning nonstop these past couple of days both in game and in thread. Time for erg to apologise
>>560958183no I play with controller laying on a giant beanbag staring up at a projector on the wall and surrounded by a dozen pillows and like four blankets, two fuzzy soft and one white one with faux fur that I call the poodle blanket and one made of cotton that I got from my grandma
>>560957593I'm noticing
>>560958589trish posts goonbait and ERPs, xhe needs to get shot by a greatbow
>>560958727t.lost to trish
>>560958589Unironically believe Trish is a hidden S tier and so proud of her
>>560958769i did not lose im explaining why youre wrong thats all its not healthy to be obsessed about that person or even try to make us obsessed too break the chains BREAK THEM BREAK THEM BREAK THEM
>>560956139Mike couln't satisfy her.Nor would he even want to. He's a faggot.
>>560958904Let him talk about himself and bump our thread g. We pay him a lot of nothing for this.
>>560958589don't glaze me anon you'll get me all flustered and bothered and slutty styled and now I'll want to kiss ur smelly rat until it spits in my mouth!!!!
>>560958053Yup. Happy BWC couple.
>>560958589I am at 24 winstreak again yipeee>>560959064L-LEWD trish 2 why are you like this
>>560958483nightreign reunited them at last, and now they can fight in glory at each other's side forever
>>560958868
>>560956785>>560956139Hot……………
>>560959143>trish 2There are two Trish?!
>>560958868you think so?! thaaanks, your epic!
>>560956503>>560956350>>560956010>>560955317>>560957787>>560953930Damn…… wyldGAWD property looks like that????? *gulps*
>>560959420we are mutating
>>560959424booba O_O
trish makes me so sad because his thread personality reminds me of an exact personality type I have seen again and again and out of a love for a fellow human being I hope you don't spend your days waking up and waiting to die in between online social performances and I hope you are building towards some long term thing for yourself that you can be proud of and that gives back to the people who actually have had positive impact on your life and upbringing
>>560959864xhis*
Anons triggered his post porn and get benned loop already lol.
gg ED Calicoi didn't get hit by double 360 tail swipe for once
pretty good onyx ice cargo run eh, gg
>>560959143Based. 24 is honestly higher than 99% of the password and honestly you’ll probably hit even higher in the form you’re in
>>560960045>get a wendy>fuck up tremendously at the nightlordlike clockwork, ggs good run
>>560959864thermonuclear truth bomb
>>560959864?! dw anon im fine>>560960091Thanks I need to stop playing really late when Im sleepy. And I think the average is like 30 something? the guys who have 100 are so good...
you block me trish? that two times now matchmake failed with you
>>5609602963?3 what?
>>560960337No its prolly just fucked hold on ill reopen my game
>>560957593>>560958589>>560959004>>560959143>>560959496>>560959653>>560959961You're weird and annoying be quiet
>>560960481Didn't mean to trigger you bronybro my bad.
>>560960481erm you shouldn't have quoted some posts in your comment#justsaying
gg 6s
What compells Trish to reply to the same post multiple times minutes apart?Mental sickness?
>>560960814the epstein gang
>>560960869Recursive algo in his brain implanted by anons. He'll reply to all his old posts and any that replied to that post to get a recursive loop going.
>>560960814Gawdlike hitboxes
>90 secs apartoh lol it's true
>>560960814>doing modded runs with streamers and not with /erg/it's over
>>560958589Is wasting your youth being an online tranny 20 hours a day in a thread where nobody will remember you really "winning"It's always the same shit with these thread attention whores, at some point they just stop posting out of nowhere because they either killed themselves or life finally caught up with them and they can't afford their bullshit anymore
>>560961049Hitboxes don't apply to Ironshart as he's literally invincible.>>560961062You tards never want to do anything together.
>>560960991I like when Zorban shows up and Trish has a melty
>>560961115same post tomorrow?
>>560961145I like when anon posts his threads on /v/ 1 minute after he makes them.
>You tards never want to do anything together.hate to say it but xhe is correctyou VVILL play together
terr having a melty because Trish will easy hit the 100 while he quit due to stress
>>560961247when erg has 3 fight clubs in a week again, then we are revived
>>560961247But erg mass blocked me I can't play
>>560961049>>560960814>3 ergies stream sniping mantaAmazing. You idiots just don't want to play on the pw anymore.
>>560961139because you and the other guy were hogging Wylder so I went Irongawd*
>>560961337i think that that boat has sailed already sis but lets not lose hope
>>560961447When I asked to play with the mod I got dead silence.
>>560961447Can you really blame them, apparently a lot of these autists just have meltdowns if you don't follow their directions or ping too much
>>560961306>Hitting 100 on password duosSad
>>560961447you seem upset
>>560961490>Ironshart needs infinite iframes,ranged and his teammates taking aggroTruly Ishizaki's vision
>>560961447No one here uses that password its for an external discord of fags we don't associate with.
>>560961492nahhhhhhh nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
tr*sh just have to become vtuber using erg pass to revive player number here
>>560961769yuh
>>560961565>The friendless
>>560960481 (me)Ooops I’m retarded and a bit on the brown side meant for >>560960254>>560959864>>560958727>>560958495>>560958375>>560961115
>>560961809We need trish to become a mute vtuber
oh it actually triggered him sorry prish
How many years for the next From game (that isnt multiplayer slop)?
we need trish to become blind
>>560961306>>560962065You immediately made him cry and bust out the excuses nicely done
>>560961115>>560960869>>560960481sent that faggot freak flying well done>>560962171>>560961179>>560960575>the faggot freak in question
>>560962272probably next year or in two (but only if remasters count, because if they don't count for you then the answer is never again (until some offshoot exFromsofties game studio emerges (in 4-5 years)))
duty fulfilled>>560953960>>560953960>>560953960>>560953960
>>560962563you're welcome cutie
Let's all love terr
>>560962516>>560962272Bloodborne 2 and Sekiro 2 will be out any time now
>>560962429
q pls
>>560962728aw~
>>560962757i think spyro is cool and he was my boyfriend in the dream world when i was 9
>every boss solved and the level of players left are all 1000+ games in>introduced a new kills while invisible ult meta for duchess >creasy goneHonestly Trish will hit the 100 next week
>All hands on Shartbloods>They can't even get Tarnished edition to run properly a year after they announced it>Nightreign is abandonwareThings are looking pretty dire to be honest
>>560962757Kek indeed
Do Miyazaki (or someone in the team) has a scat fetish? Its getting a bit weird, between the feces covered ashes in DS3, the Sekiro stuff, and now ER...
>>560962989>They can't even get Tarnished edition to run properly a year after they announced itthis isn't true anymore, there have been significant optimizations in more recent demos and showcases, but if you are expecting crisp and flawless frame rates on a Nintendo, first you must sit down for a while
>>560962929Not if she gets into an ED balancers run with me and another shitter
>>560962929usually I get to 30 something and throw, I am built to be C tier
>>560963072Obsessed with filtration and distillment as a concept, every single game has it.
man i love adelboth the normal and the ed versions are such a fun and honest fightshim and fulghor are easily the best bosses in the game(heolstor gets a point removed for that shitty move where he summons the tracking exploding souls)
>>560963337>(heolstor gets a point removed for that shitty move where he summons the tracking exploding souls)You let him do that attack?
>>560963275Have you had any close matches recently? It would honestly shock me
chikorita could beat heolstor
>>560963072they're japanese they're like that about bodily anything
>>560963478Uhh yeah I 2 barred in heolstor earlier ;33 also omega dead q am gonna go randos
>>560963275I look like this>>560962429Don’t to talk yourself thread shitting weirdo
>>560963072It always struck me as weird how gooey and green the shit was in DS, he changed it for pots in ER which you would think at least it's less disgusting and then to compensate he added an actual shit eater character that you can fist in the ass for some reason
>>560963072What do you think a crucible is irl? What do you think the human body is when you know what a crucible is?
Why are there soany dragons in elden ring that just disappear at half hp
>>560963562I wouldn’t. You run the risk of quitters
>>560962737Sekirofags really are the black sheep at this point. They’re never getting a sequel, their game was short as shit, they didn’t even get a DLC and all they have to look forward to is a shitty AI slop anime. Sucks for them.>>560962757You exposed him hard. Nice work.
>>560963421sometimes i fuck up and he goes through with iti'm only decent in the game
>>560963145So? They improved it, but the fucking thing STILL isn't out after almost a year (There's like a month left for it to be a year since the announcement lmao) so for all intents and purposes they couldn't get it to run properly
>>560963820theyre not even disimulating anymore
>>560964118sure whatever, the release date will become irrelevant once it's actually out and playable so that playability at that point is all that matters for me
>>560962989You lost. 'nished editions got unshittified
>>560964185Dunno why I backed you so much. Can’t believe you killed 24 hours worth of matches to throw like this
Can you play Nightreign vims with seamless?
>>560964336It's the same shit game THO
>>560959864Kek based
>>560964456This, how do people even get excited at playing LITERALLY THE SAME GAME but on a toy that runs it worse? I can't even be bothered running that same game again because of the endless openworld horse slop
Warning: a depth 1 floorkisser is considering queuing
gg birdsnote to self: never try and make sword of n&f work it's trash
>>560964607Wrong
>>560964584i am quite excited because i still very much enjoy that same game, and a handheld platform for it sounds pleasant, and it will have its own self contained community of players with their own playstyles and i am very excited to be part of that for the cost of an amount of money that is both negligible in impact to me, and also will certainly pay me back in an hour of entertainment per dollar spent, at least
>>560964607gg I guess, never felt more useless than in this balancers fightI'm not doing pure melee vs them ever again, I also tried parrying with a greatshield, you can imagine how that went lmao
>>560964607The fire ash is great for it though
>>560964848>handheldThe fact that you can at the very least connect a regular controller to your switch is the only saving grace it has. Using the default joycons for that handheld experience has got be some form of cock and ball torture.
which part of the lands between would like to live in
>>560964584>>560964456It sucks because there’s no new content in it so it really is just ‘game: but worse’
>>560964607That thing is insanely good.
>>560965453idk, what is Nepheli's tax policy?
>>560965358yeah you can buy third party better ones already though>>560965453Im from liurnia and lived in siofra but stay in an apartment in lleyndel
>>560961247>>560961139>blocks half the players because they dared join an erg cord>Why don't you want to do anything together guiseWhy are dsjeets so retarded?
>>560964584I assume it's some form of autism because autists like repetition and sameness, I'm secretly coping the game will have an actual competent NG+ cycle but we all know it's just going to be same shit they advertisedAlso I bet the multiplayer fanbase will be terrible, I heard Switch manchildren are salty as fuck
>>560965843Its was the parasitizing. They didn't take us rejecting them well and made their own situation much much worse over time.
>>560965843even doe i never blocked anyone ever despite hating the 'cord dwellers
ok make erg mod lobby
>>560965923the ds1 switch playerbase is already comfy though man, you're bitter
>>560965453Probably Weeping. Misbegotten seems fairly easy to trick and you can fish. Rest of the world is cancer or things that will actively hunt you out and torture you (like the grafted)
>>560966259There is a good beach too, a comfy rise to call home, can go to capital anytime after a short trek.
>>560965453Definitely leyndell. Lowest chance of dying and most comfortable place to live. Although I hope they don't have mandatory military service...
>>560965670I dont think she has the brains to actually pull any economics.Guess that would be the work for her two simps
>>560965996>its wasNice vaguepost fail retarded jeet>>560966045Even though a dsjeet admitted to doing it
>>560966259Chilling with Kenneth and talking about random stuff would probably be really cool. You are technically knighted to the duke that serves Nepheli's new fiefdom it would be a comfy life. It would all go to shit for me because I'd try to get Boc to rehabilitate the demi-humans and they'd kill him and then I'd have to pogrom the entire coast.
>>560966464true that's what her handsome kenneth is for
>>560966361You could probably slowly clearly out the catacomb and live there and you have a free ring doorbell in the bridge soldiers
>>560966361>>560966259You wanna go out in the rain every day? Fuck no
>>560966464Her mini country would fall very quickly. She was all about protecting the downtrodden but never understood why the downtrodden were downtrodden or what generations of that then sudden equality would do.
>Mantards last NR match is her 3bar'd to regular Dogs
>>560966527if you know they'll sa boc why would you send him there alone
>>560965453With my harem/army of Albinauric ladies in the mountaintops of course.
>>560965754This isn’t true>>560965923>I heard Switch manchildren are salty as fuckThey are, the shitty online services makes them really cranky
>>560966781Because he's beautiful just the way he is. Like Kenneth I have faith in the demi-humans to become civilized.
I don't understand the libra lore. and I enjoy nightreign which is 10/10 game. Seethe
>>560966708doubtful, she doesn't need brains to become a rallying figure for golden order stragglers after the capital falls apart and with those crowds come the real shot-callers who will have to be preoccupied with the spreading rot anyhow, it's not like there's any major organized threats left other than that
>>560967060Stupid
>>560967060>nightreign>lore
Delegating Kenneth to the cuck chair while I breed Nigpheli and pull out because I don't want ugly mixed babies, also wiping out Demi-humans, Misbegotten, and Omensent!
>>560967145I agree. Haitians ran Haiti really well after the French all got murdered. Between nepheli and kenneth they become the champions of albinaurics and demi-humans. Her new populace is completely riddled with generations of mounting vengeance and retribution and they are now free to act.
>>560967327what makes a human being have such thoughts?
>>560967060He seeks balance like most higher order entities in the setting but he's a demon so he goes about creating balance in a really weird way that he is also subject to because that is fair in his mind. His staff has a left hand tip to show he's going about his aims with a left handed mindset or left handed path.
>>560967412>t. I'm a low t cuck and this is my post
>>560967060I kinda get what you mean, I play games for gameplay too not to read a fucking book or watch cutscenes like a snoypotato.>>560967401>Haitians ran Haiti really well18th poorest in the world 1 rank above CHAD
>>560964354s-sorry! but it's okay, it was just bugs
>>560967634even doe I'm not
>>560967412Poor guyski. Something terrible must have happened to him irl.
>>560967662How did you not catch the sarcasm?
>>560967897I am rank 18 autismodan in the world
>>560967673>talks like a groid>not low tlol, lmao even. Defeated male mentality.>>560967823>raped schizocow meltykino
>>560967565I interpreted the hand staff as being an affirmation of superiority over the two finger and three fingers by being able to wield both their powers (holy damage and madness)
>>560967412some real bad bitterness
gg hweaolstar
>>560967823Don't do this to him dude.
>>560967060There’s no lore don’t be stupid>>560967327She needs those babies anon make her human again
>>560967412the guidance of grace saar
>>560968118Its commentary on that but only because the fingers were always a commentary on madness as a mode of existence. ER was all about every faction going into extreme endpoints of philosophy as a response to extreme uncertainty. This is shown to drive everyone to some degree of madness or pathology of obsession when the default mode of reality is the quality build. A famous man once said - "Empathy unyielding is a pathology." Elden Ring runs with that sociological concept and makes a whole game about what happens at the extreme boundaries of emotion. Couple in the way Libra acts, the way the Balancers act, the Bear philosophy of SotE, the everpresent eye imagery in boss fights in NR and you can get a good estimation of what the GW is really like. Its watching reality unfurl into madness and wants balance, so it sends very vengeful renditions of enforcing balance into the world by force eventually. The GW isn't responding to anyone because everyone is being peak retarded, categorically insane. The GW 'leaving' is how a bunch of people that the GW doesn't care about see it. Marika is essentially doing the same thing by giving up on people that stop following her guidance, to them grace left.
>>560968080>>560967823The first time ever I’ve felt conflicted between choosing a side between these posters….
slugma it around
tfw jumped up little shit with big ideas
>>560968761>>560967327I never understood this "putting white babies in brown girl" meme, wouldn't your kids come out looking like obama?
>>560969506yes but it osunds cooler
yuu vill fight ze agur, dodge-kun
wait do relics with Magic Attack Power Up +1 and +2 and so on, do those stack if I have like three different ones of them on? or does it only use the highest one of the lot?
>>560969715They stack at different values on normal side, they all stack regardless of value on depth side.
>>560966163n-no...
>>560968881>Marika is essentially doing the same thing by giving up on people that stop following her guidance, to them grace left.>Goldmask silently seething
>>560969868cool stuff, I got a standard and a +2 normal relic and a +2 depth relic
fc?
>>560970219I'm not sure what happens if you have a dupe line on each side to be honest. Testing in the sparring ground should give you an answer on whats happening.
holesterr
>>560970268Why even ask, embarrassing
>>560970268Those times are long gone
>terrd posting his dogshit like we’re supposed to careGet back on nightreign you fraud
>>560971713He perma rage quit NR thoughbeit
I like terr
>>560971078>>560971197even doe we only die when we stop trying
Don't talk about yourself in third person, brown dork
>>560970268I'd join
>>560972081we would have to recruit pancakes, gemmy, neko, and all the other retards back
>>560972081In souls games the npcs go hollow when what they’re chasing is well and truly dead, when they have no more purpose. For you that’s dsg, it’s dead you reterrd and thankfully never coming back.
I am terrYou are terrWe are all terr
gg bugs
gg
gg heolstor. Practice spam pinging because he was done with my bullshit is hilarious
>>560972904Is it you being bad that he’s annoyed at?
>>560970268>>560971920>>560971197>>560972081>>560971979>>560972231It’s over, terr. /dsg/ is gone. You will be gone very soon too. It’s time to let go and accept it.
dsg won
>>560972220really?
>>560973236yes yes YES FINALLY KVLL XHER NOW!!!!
>>560970268I'm not really a PVPer but I'll sit in the lobby for fun in like 15 mins
>>560973441Yeah but I'd only have like an hour to play
>>560973668>>560973673oh my science it's actually happening, i'll match in the 'obby rn
I don't have any characters, have fun guys.
>>560970268>>560973798>>560973673you're a bad person, you're gonna make him feel like that kid who's birthday party no one showed up to.
>>560974009even doe i'm currently searching for a match
stop terrposting
>>560972721I'm not a brown loser though
i think xhey lied to me
*doe
No one is queueing I got baited...
2/4 someone else qed
>>560973461kino.... Surprised her arms don't dislocate from all that cowmass...
>>560973798*lobby>>560974123>>560974518*though>>560974328*they
eeeerm... sisters??? dilation time is over lets fight
>zorban left>smee left>manta leftwho's gonna stream our games now?
Terrusalem has come
>>560974940I have an rl20 character with +4 weapon sry
are we q-ing royal or limgrave though
>>560972904I had to block that nigger, tryharding in a PvE game, that's just too fucking pathetic
Might block tr*sh so I don't contribute to xher streak and get more matches with cc :)
>>560974940ONLY 1 LEFT!!!!!!
>Matchmaking has been canceled
>>560975261who's in rn?
>matchmaking has been canceled>remaining combatants 3It's over...
shut up shut up lets try again
I wish we routed the legendary merchant in the hollows more often. He’s pretty nice to talk to
>>560975451give it a min the little colosseum imps need to gather their bearings after getting disoriented like that and then after they can put us in queue
who's in the fc.
>>560975618me and another guy
>>560975682wasn't there 3/4
>>560975832third man disappeared after the matchmaking cancelled incident
>>560975832yes but the game sharted itself and now we're back to 2/4
>>560975891still here I see 1 remaining now
oh my fauci its 3/4 again
what build are you bringing to the fc
I DONT CARE IF YOURE A METASLAVE OR NEVER FOUGHT ANYONE IN YOUR LIFE LETS HAVE FUN NQVV!!!
>>560976138My generic strength character
>>560975573Why would you ever skip a guaranteed grafted
>>560976237can someone make webms or stream it
>>560971713thisthisthis>*sighhhh* xisters i will come back when sote weapons and bosses drop, bye :(>one month later, more map variations and ds3/sote weapons mods give xim what xe wants>no comebackalmost as if xe quit just to avoid having his lolcow udders milked in-game, not because of lack of content
Terr is awesome terr is coolWe all love terr
>>560976393shut up rape victim
gg house
gg greg, probably should have just kept the Take Thee seal.
>>560976332this make me laugh out loud thanks, anon
WE GOT A FIGHT CLUB
>>560976684gg rip no negation rev
I barely remember my controls on mouse and keyboard
>>560976908MAKE WEBMS
>>560976332Hit the nail on the head. He’ll be dilating all over the thread shortly to distract from this post.
>>560976393formerly queen mari the eternal of dsg
uh oh Im having FUN
Swapping character
>>560976812If there are good webms I'm joining later
>>560976812I'm joining. I haven't played in a long while.
do rivers of bloof
>>560977729I haven't touched this character since before the DLC.
Lobby got split. We have a 2/4 and a 3/4
I'll join, but I need to buy the game first doebeit
i expect some quality 'ebms from today's 'lub
>>560977361HOW?
>>560978593blood loss relic for +30% dmga bunch of +magic dmg passives and +% at full hpironeye mark + grav orb does a billion poise damage to set off the mark instantly
>>560978475>>560978275DSG IS BACK!!!
I have missed pressing elden stars (the coolest spell ever made)
Gonna need like 5 more minutes to encode.
>>560978876>dsgtroon pretending fcs are dsgThe only dsg culture was disrupting erg fcs because you troons couldn't form your own.
>>560977361>>560978818Big Black Cocktail Uooohhhh
>>560978593webm on 4chan of FS game so assume a million buffs that are never mentioned when showing the webm.
got some 'arries in this 'c
2/4
>>560979132they looked like good ones!
>>560979007you seem upset
>>560979186Its like 2 AIs running a broken script lol
Lobby keeps getting split
>>560979007trvke that made the only dsjeet left seethe
>>560977096kekjust as you predicted>>560978876>>560979009>>560979132>>560979208
2/4 3/4 get in here already
>>560979390how sad, this machine does not even know we are having fun
>>560979356>>560979390>thread shitter samefag meltdownkino
I need to optimize my torch setup.
>>560978593hes cheating
Next time I'll bring a DEX/FTH build.
I think another fc started without me>>560979205Thanks for doing the needful and attacking parry, saar
>>5609808492/4. we might have 6s.
didn't know you could get dormants on the same relics as night invaders
>>560979553>>560979480sorry bronybro didn’t mean to trigger you
This is getting concerning bro how is he doing this to you?
hey peepeepoopoo man get more health.
>>560981431but that makes it easier!
>>560981286Theres no way he little brother syndrome'd here a minute after he got hit on another board no fucking way. Fucking how?
>>560980849dsgtroon sisters...not like this...
hey I was off to have a snack you VVILL let me in again
Do we have 6 players?
1/3
Do I need the dlc to join?
gg purple gravity dinosaur
>DCfuck
You made the same mistake twice, I'm posting that.>>560982276No.
>>560981286>>560981476What is this
>>560982872Anons shit on the lolcow on a few boards and it drives him bonkers.
>>560982872Usual schizo nonsense from DOS, don't bother trying to make sense of it
>>560982872Everyone makes fun of the same guy and have creates memes about it.
>>560982926>>560983292poor guyit really sets him off to call him what he isthat hated ‘b word’…
>>560982872The guy that loves fcs used to shitpost about pvp on /v/ and stopped when anons beat him in pvp duels and bunch. He was a brony so people call him a brony everywhere.
>>560983718
>>560983718cringe
>>560983718certified uncringe by copyright holder and local actual trendsetter
Was the last one for me>>560983718Why my deflecting hardtear no work :(((
that's all for me today but I had a lot of fun! that was the first time I've seen any 4 player colosseum in such a long time
>>560984305Don't reply to yourself faggot
>>560984478We can do it again tomorrow.>>560984343Too much stamina damage. The giant club is too strong.
>>560984478Was the first time I had booted up the game in over a year at this point. It was very enjoyable.
>>560984539but I don't even know how to make webms?
gg horse might try to revive thrusting swords
>>560985181me
gg mini libra, I got like 4 angel wings kek serves me right
Please unblock me
>>560985490not again
they all stopped playing just because I went to get golden parry
>>560985620Neat. Felt strange that they all gave up on the fc so quickly figured something happened lol.
>>560985714no I actually wanted to keep playing but the honest reason I stopped playing is that my household requires me to go get food!
>>560983452really funny stuff>>560984305>>560983718really cringe thread shitter posts
>2 games have ended>im still queuing Sad
>>560983718>performance monitor>drawstring grease>offhand poison axe>crimson tear>attacking when someones drinking a flask>leaving in the part where you click instant replayThey're calling it the brownest /erg/ webm of all time.
>>560985825It was hilarious. You should have seen when he linked his youtube to show longer videos and people saw his name was the same as the BG3 lolcow.
>>560985181corny>>560985276you don't look like that
>>560985915He's wearing gigaheavy armor in an fc you didn't even need to look past that to see he was going to troll the shit out of everyone there. Same thing happens in literally every fight club.
>>560985714I hate how many times I've died to torchcel
>>560986591k
>>560986591bodied the shitposter freak known as DOS and made him cry well done
>>560986591that was such a good parry it made even me smile lol
gg bugswhy do they spawn so far away sometimes
>>560988313it's the practice special
>poiseblobsrancid fc
>known aseven doe no one knows what that is
Any takers?
bg
well why tf didn't my ult come out, I was pressing buttonsggs
This is so dead, I'm not even on a password. Is everyone on seamless?
I hate the ironeye invader so much
>>560989539I swear that nigga cheats with his mark and r2 speed
>>560989539Duchess is worse. She will input read your attack, dodge then get a hit in during your recovery frames.
>>560989539>recluse and ironeye invaders>together>at a swamp poi
>>560989626>that nigga cheats Tell that to the wyldjeet invader who input reads when he's in a full sprint like a dog with rabies.
>>560989917input reading is just how games have always worked. I'm saying the invader ironeye can do the r2 follow up faster than a player can.
>>560989498>not on pwlevel range?
>>560988412the 'practice special' is dodging Balancers thoughbeit
>>560989539just buy firebombs, most characters have no real use for their inventory slots, even less in the early game.
>>560990102What 'R2 follow-up'. And no mark is just that fast. >>560989917>exejeet rape victim meltykino
>>560990130pracGAWD hasn't dodged balancers in forever tho, he just dodges augur now for some reason
>>560989498co-opers are probably sittint at RL200 at this point
>>560990196I was blessed with having pots of some sort on half of my invader relics. Used to think it was a dead line but man it makes those day 1 invader pois easy. >>560990315Have you never tried attacking during the mark animation?
>>560990409It has an R1 follow-up there is no R2 follow-up, you moron. If the character has to stop to go into another animation, it's not a chain or follow-up.
>>560990409>Have you never tried attacking during the mark animation?Guess not lol
>>560990330Yeah, because xhe found out you can cheese the fight with lltbt so thankfully he can get around not learning the worm phase. Classic dishonest practinx moment
>>560990631That question wasn't addressed to retard threadshitter see >>560990551
>>560990705what pushes an ergie to be like this
>>560990109I am at 133, but I beat the dungeon boss already.>>560990356You're probably right
>>560990829Anon says ironeye cheats because he does a move faster than a player can. You reply saying it isn't a followup because of an animation quirk.The invader ironeye doesn't need the animation quirk you mong. Thats why he's faster than the player doing the same action.Jesus christ you are retarded.
>>560990862You seem upset that your narrative got destroyed
>>560990705Is this devil knight? What's wrong with you? Why are you like this?
>Chuck Norris is goneBros… hold me…
>>560938049I shouldn't have bullied maddy so much desu>>560938412miquella yes, trina no
>>560990968"I'm saying invader ironeye can do the r2 follow up faster than a player can" would imply that an R2 follow-up exists on the player. That's basic reading comprehension. Moron.
>>560991303yeah, you were wrong I get it.
>>560991347It's ok to admit you misread and made a mistake anon.
>>560991175Who?
>>560991681Chuck Norris
You are all shitters and not queued thoughbeit
>>560989716what a noob
>>560985181Revenant is so cool....>>560986058Don't say that
>>560992264You. Don't. Look. Like. That. Hope this helps.
>>560992341I hate you
>>560992341who does look like that?
>>560992341whatever loser
they said it was impossible but we had a fc it all began right here>>560970268
>>560990948I'm staying at 135 for the DLC, but no multiplayer password since it locks everything else out
>>560990948you wont get summon signs if you beat the boss
Think I had 450% night tide at one point which is spooky on hollows
>>560993301You haven't lived until you stack 3 resist down relics with a death buildup on damage effect.
>>560993373anon that's just normal D5 with no negation on a female character
>Play with irl friend who's very bad and I have carried him to D3>D4 match with a random>Retarded friend 3 bars at Adel and the other guy is a Recluse who 3 bars trying to revive him>Had to solo half HP with Wylder
>>560993626It’s strange how many people 3 bar to adel in d5. It feels like very few people understand that he comes back to you
>>560993801To be fair he does have some weird bullshit hitboxes behind his back sometimes like when he dashes, but yeah a lot of people waste stamina chasing him so often, even in D5
>>560993619I used to do that in D1 for fun. It was the best way to troll without looking like you were trolling.
>>560991175if this were 2008 we’d all be very shocked but thirdies don’t even know who that is
>>560995323>>560991175>caring about some reddit meme jewlol
>>560995489Bold move Cotton, let see if it pays off.
>>560992538>>560992968>>560993086>Mass troon seetheKino
gg regulardog
>>560996249Stop it
Why are the Noxtroons so fucking strong and tanky, bitches do 20 hit combos with their knives and have infinite poise
>>560996653you don't look like that
Rate my CEkino
>>560996714Trvke, there is no reason for their crazy poise when they're the same size as the tarnished
what happened to grass and hi blue sentinel chads?
>>560997281>What happened to [4chan attention whore]Life caught up
>>560997462all the old fc people are gone?
I bought Lords of the FallenHow is it possible that devs in 2023(+3) can't just copy Dark Souls despite it being a 10 year old game? This game is worse than any Souls game. I think the devs should just give up, pathetic. You must be retarded to make a soulslike without understanding what makes Souls combat satisfying (elliptic attack animations), like genuine blind retards.
>>560997013But then you are stuck using spears.
>>560997886They only care about the game looking epic and dark, they even manage to make boss names sound cringe as fuck
>>560997886even doe its beloved by souls fans
>>560998047wow this looks horrible
>>560997886>souls but EUROPE AND CATHOLIC>ends up looking bland as fuck
Is someone investing in the Runes market right now?
>>560997886>>>>>>>bought
>>560998047goes to show the importance of high quality animations as provided by fromsoftwarez
>>560998353No, I heard Limgrave has been attacking Caelid so I thought it would be safer to just buy gold
>>560998863>40 sets of fool's gold from malformed dragon flipping
Talking ablut tje quality of souls slop, the grab attacks in Nioh 3 were fucking agonising to dodge. The tell is typically a 0.1s grey transparent fog
>>560998405It's 10 bucks, not even worth pirating at that price point>>560998193Only Blasphemous managed to pull that aesthetic off and they only did it because they're actually from a Catholic European country AND the game has gnostic Christian message (and the protagonist is that universe's Christ) rather than "um, christianity is... LE BAD".
>>560995489>>560996249you’re so cool terr love when you shit things up like this
gg greg
>>560997886It’s ass yeha>>560998049Even “doe” your general is dead and it’s because of slop like that
>>561000110Lotf KILLED dsg, THANKS JEENINE
>>561000110even d*e there’s billions of us?
>>560999764t*rr is an uncool dork and would never make fun of xhis fellow xisterts.
>>561000270>>561000110wtf i love slop of the cuckened now????
>>560998520yep, nobody seems to be able to replicate the quality and "snappiness" of xX_FR0MSoftarezz_Xx animationsI mean even minecraft, a game which is very much about minimal and precise animations, can still have those floaty moments
>>560998047>slop of the goyim
Stop shitposting and queue up please
>>561001167They enjoy what they do. Look at the running animation in the CR2 for the cleaver and tell me they don't enjoy making their animations.
Even though I am 1/3 right now
>1167i get some bad vibes from your post sorry
Zamn..........
I miss her
>>561001213Are you still queue'd?
>>561002024Yes
>>560997886>You must be retarded to make a soulslike without understanding what makes Souls combat satisfyingUnfortunately that's all for non-FromSoftware Soulslikes.
>>561001869miss her more
>>561001869xher*
>>561002395The condemned are evil
Queued for two hours with no game
>>561002542Cringe comic to be honest
>>561002873It's not cringe it's cool
>>561002542>>561002873Both of these are cringe tbqh just screams estrogen
>>561002873GOD I WISH I WERE A LESBIAN LIFE ISNT FAIR
>>561003436?Just become one?
30 mins queued without a game... Not a good sign. Oh well, randoms then I'm off for the night.
Have any of you gotten a loot reward that was genuinely 10/10 amazing. everything ive seen of the loot stones in this game have been really crappy or boring. May I see it
>>561003516I look like this minus the gamer epic fashion outfit
>>561001342even doe it’s all good vibes coming from it>>561002309not really
What happened to all the Revenger mains?
>>561004039they achieved inner peace
>>561003915Oh yeah.
>>561004039Moved onto duchess en masse. They simulated a transitioning which is appropriate for the people that started playing rev.
>>561003516he's a tranny
>>561004227it sucks so much
>>561004039Im still here I just need night invader relics first
>>561004351I feel bad for y'all sometimes
>>561002309Thymesia was good, at least the combat was. It had good animations.
>>561004039still here
>>561002873>>561002542Wyld cock property tbqhwy
>>561004351>Bro let me just permanently fuck my body up with poorly tested procedures for my fetish
>>561005423autism and pornography is a dangerous combination
>>561004686>gremjeet/troonlilliesyou literally don't even queue anymore
>>561004039I had more fun with Revenant when it was about playing incant gacha desu, beastslop is literally 1 button, and incants +6 is not that good
>>561007545They kind of ruined rev by streamlining her.
>>561007894Yeah that's what I mean, also giantsflame take thee literally doesn't let your meeles see anything, nerf pls
>Incant gacha is le good actuallyYeah if rejection wasn't 90% of the pool andif Rev didn't have mana problems unlike skillsloppers with passive regens, kys
>>561008605It was fun, it wasn't really much of a gacha if you knew how to play. beastclaw rev has eliminated strev even though both builds use the same phys4 lines. By adding the starter spells that turned into 2 main builds they eliminated many more builds that people were using. She does more damage than ever but is more boring than ever. Video games are about having fun.
>>561008605thats just shit game design
>>561007545The problem is it isn't worth diversifying yourself and in the case of beast claw you don't even bother with seals since you're never finding anything better. It all stems from seals having such shit choices for default spells.
And what if I just ignore beast claw builds and build her some other way? Would I be seen as a shitter that's tanking a run, or a brave maverick who goes their own way?
>>561008882>>561008782ts ts ts sm sm anon ur so smart
>>561008950Dragon communion is alright if you use gnoster relic and it's bugs/caligo
>>561008985danke
Zorfat should do the "Eat a salad" challenge run
>>561008882>Dedicate a line to dormant powers>Don't get any the entire runIt just happens way too often, why even bother trying to gamble with that shit, in like 30 games I have only seen stone of gurranq like thrice, fuck that shit
>fat
>seething over zorbGAWD again out of nowhereyou’re not even trying to hide it he just owns your anus at this point
>>561009392>fat
>>561008950Lightning is good but you might miss a few bolts, you could probably have fun with extra lightning spells if you find one but ancient dragon's lightning strike is absolute ass and never worth using, giants flame is different but it sucks ass to have poor luck and be stuck with o flame against something like Caligo, dragon rev is a brave maverick that will turn heads when people see it although you'll probably end up as a shitter tanking a run.
>>561009535trishtinx truly is mindbroken by him
>>561009392>>561009682fap time
>>561009682>fat
>>561009687>Lightning is good but you might miss a few boltsIf you don't charge the spell it has the invisibility spells quirk, free protip.
>>561009778>>561009767>>561009778>>561009867>FAT
does anybody wanna do a crossword
>The queue becomes slower and slower every dayI know it's late for everyone, but still. Relatively speaking, the queue feels dead.
>>561010014who is this semen demon?
>buffed incant pool so now giantsflame is on a blue which makes incants consistent for fire weak bosses which is half of them>starting spell means you can grab lightning spear for all purpose or oflame for close range damage>buffed family to be super tanky>WAAAAH REV IS ONLY BEASTCLAW EVERYTHING ELSE SUCKS GIVE MORE BUFFSthe most entitled playerbase
>>561009909>fat
>>561010072Taking a break for a bit because lost a 30 winstreak to a random DC, fuck this game
>>561010124Emiru; a famous soulsborne streamer.
>>561010124It's just some random streamer. The anon should be careful. I just got bopped the other day for posting stream girls.
>>561009842Charging it or not you'll need some practice to consistently hit Fulghor.
Someone create a seamless coop lobby so I can do my remembrances I don't know how to do it
>>561010215Play because you want to have fun not because youre trying to prove something to faceless conceptual beings on 4chan
>>561009778>>561009909for free
>>561010295Against fulghor you are better off grabbing the blue from the merchant that has lightning damage. Spells will never fully stagger him you need to hit him with a weapon to do it. But yeah you are still going to have to practice with the spell to get the timing down regardless of charge or not.
is that a no on the crossword
>>561010575>fat
>>561010215It's not like it was your fault. Don't feel too bad about it.
>>561010528Post it
>>561010901Thanks fat recluse tiddies
>>561010996https://www.crosswithfriends.com/beta/game/101123184-hipt
What's with the spam?
>>561010575>>561010656can I cum for you?
>>561010656>fat
>>561011201>fat>>561011147
>>561011058Anytime!
>trash and tinpo spend all day duoing then immediately start spamming each other in the thread after get a fucking room cunts
>>560997462You don't like 4chan attention whores? Why?
Queue?
fuuuuu. I just checked the game and it said it had a network error and went into offline mode. It could have been like that for the last 30 minutes. I never hear those matchmaking errors make a sound.
First match of the day is practice and balancers. This is every day! Alway balancers!
>>561012021You will find an /erg/ gf too
>Tracker>Hermit>Revenger
Today I will play HaruHaru Lady
>>561012676>Rogue
I prefer Funeral Director desu
>>561009328>>561007545Name?
>>561013339Epic
>Worst magic Duchess ever that never dodges and a haloslop Duchess both have LLTBT +12>Have to dodge for my life the entire run, literally everything targets me and one taps me because I have no negations>The magic Duchess drops the LLTBT right before the boss and I get it thinking it's gonna be ED Libra and I might as well because I just know they're going to die>The haloslop Duchess got mini halo slop and her damage sucks ass>My damage is also garbage and the halo slop Duchess is hoarding 2 charged incantation passives>>It's vanilla Libra and somehow they both kept three barring>Choke at the end after like 10 minutes of fighting and reviving them at three bars constantlyI'm so fucking mad, how are these fuckers at D5 anyway
odds i play reign, evens i play ring
>>5610135600.... I cry
>>561012676>Lady
>>561013339That'll be -800, gwailo
>>561009535terr is just obsessed like that sadly
>>561014909True, xher failed streaming career really did a number on xhim
The night is so calm...
Gosto de como nossas personalidades se manifestam, de certa forma, no Everdark Balancer. GG boys!Hora de dormir
>>561015758Sheesh, I need to decompress after that. ED Balancers always takes a lot out of me.First match of the day too. Like, damn, can I at least get warm up boss first? The game always does thisI have 4 instances in history where balancers were for breakfast.I have 10 games on record with practice and balancers toger. 10% of my games are practice and balancers.And in the last 100 games, I've fought balancers 20 times! 1 out of 5 matches is balancers. What the fuck.
>>561016173why did you get banned again
>>561016312"off topic" is the official ban reason. Posting about that Vietnam stream. I thought it was a funny bit. But I guess I overplayed it. Oh well, no biggie.
>>561009682>>561009392Giwtwm
>>561016484Posting about your yellow fever fetish was obnoxious, and the ban was deserved.
>>561016593I served my time. I won't be posting ot anymore. You can move on now
>>561011201pumping
morgott invented the neightreign
>>561016946neiiigh
