Previous: >>560925776>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Narita Top Road (Speed), SR Admire Vega (Guts), SR Mejiro Ryan (Stamina), SR Bakushin (Power)Current CM: Pisces Cup - Hanshin Turf 3200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/632/03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards03/12 - 04/15 - Paid 3* & SSR Selector available in Carats Shop03/12 - 03/24 - Free Daily 10-Scout03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 303/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Victoire Pisa (3*), AI-Chan (3*), SSR Yanko, SSR CasinoNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>560948774cute
You know you get better affinity if your parents/grandparents won the same races?Is that G1 only or are G2/3s counted too?
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>560948774I am so pulling for her in Novemberand then I will run Golshi Tama and CB in the CMs
Will Dia be the first uma to actually romantically like male trai- Of course not, she is too preoccupied with her lesbian lover Kitagawa Burakku. Why can't Cygames ever throw a bone to the non-yuri audience?
>>560948774I'm not gonna fall..I'm not gonna fall..I'm not gonna fall..I'm not gonna fall..I'm not gonna fall..I'm not..
>>560948843The cutest>>560948863Based
what am I supposed to do if I don't get a single copy of Ayabe am I just bricked
>>560948538>Not using HER>>560948847>The grade bonus calculation formula used is version 1.0, which includes G1, G2, G3, and specific title bonuses.>https://chronogenesis.net/affinity_calculator
>crimson desert is outdanchou, i'm sorry.
KITASAN KEEPS JOBBING ALL MILE RACES
when are they adding the feature to farm shards for Umas?
>>560948761>>560948774Ugly Umas
>>560948774HOLY PROPAGANDA
>>560948993>MMO turned SP cringe slop
>>560948950it'll just kill your borrow when you want to guts build. you can get away without it but it requires you to high-roll way, way higher without it.
FUUUUUUUUCK OOOOOOOOFFFFFF RYANi have her mlb now and not a single vegais this ryan banner or vega? what is this dogshit algorithm??
My main game just officially died, hobby should I get into?
>>560948998just get angling ffs
>>560948851>Coal City
>>5609490013 days
>>560949001daily legend races come in the part 4 of anniversary
>>560949019
zero copies, can't even spark for Ayabe if I wanted todogshit game
>>560949031>Someone posts the short hair version of some uma through img2img slop>"Fuck it, let's try it with CB">Ends up really cuteEasy to forget how alright giant cloud based slop can be to the usual local shit we have to deal with.
>>560949197bro? your SR crystals?
>"yeah for the stamcheck race the player is going to run against a 640-462 Rice with 1 gold and 1 white"What the fuck was their problem?
>>560948851Same and same
>>560949190
>>560948847They’re all counted until they nerf MANT parents next scenario.
>>560949278are you literally fucking retarded or something how am I supposed to use my crystals to upgrade a card I don't have
Digitan LOVE
>>560949343zero copies means you have atleast one1 copy means that you have two
>>560949405Dumb ESL
>>560949292No
>>560949405no it doesn't
>>560949342shut up /a/tard
Anyone got a suggestion schedule for pure sprints like Bakushin? I didn't give her med B so she's fucked, strictly sprints and miles since I'm just running her for the task
>>560949405so if by any chance I want to say I dont have a card I'm meant to say I have a negative number of the card?-1 ayabe cards from my pulls?
>>560949285They did the same thing for Brian's hard mode
>>560949298>"pic related is a MUSCULAR WOMAN LIKE A ROIDED MAN"yeah no, I think you're the one who's homosexual
>>560949452>>560949472ntato say you have "zero copies" absolutely implies that you're at ONE card. brainlets seethe.
>No Windy>No Flash>No Tachyon>No Ayabe>Just more Power and Guts SR's that I already have and MLBI knew this would happen and it still bums me out
>>560949405trvth nvke
>>560949285No... my hero...
>>560949589Dumb ESL
>>560949589no it doesn't
>>560949483https://game8.co/games/Umamusume-Pretty-Derby/archives/585200#:~:text=Turf%2C%20Sprint%20to%20Mile%20Rotation
>Kitasan and Fukukitaru get fucked over by not being able to run their cards>Anyone with shit mile aptitude gets fucked over by most of the junior graded races being miles>Anyone without speed and power growth gets fucked by not being able to run guts decks>Anyone without build in gold recovery gets fucked over by Kikuka/TSS being gamblesHmmm, I've noticed there's only one uma who doesn't get screwed this scenario...
>>560949589trvth nvke
poop
>>560949731As in peak?
>>560949731That's right
Does Super Creek non-LB good enough to use?
I love my flat wife even if she has stinky feet
>>560949731the rich get richer. just be genetically superior.
>>560948851
>>560949540>even the weakest uma can beat up a human manThey need to lose their strength.
What parents are you guys using for Kitasan ace?Any whale borrows you guys recommend, or your own? Post ID
>>560949724Thanks
>>560949954a long parent. no
>>560949540never in the history of human (or other animal) existence has this scenario ever occurred, ever. it will never occur, ever. your entire lineage will end with you if you are waiting for this scenario to occur, forever.
>>560949954post more pathetic Kita
>>560949731
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>560949342Go back to /lgbt/ you fucking faggot
MY KINGDOM FOR A SHINKO WINDY
>have to waste another hour because super creek didn't procMy God. At least with Unity it only takes 30 mins or less
>>560949889she's good enough at 3lb. You might struggle to hit 50RB sometimes, but she's usable.
>>560950139>tranny supporter >>>/out/
>>560949909this artist sure loves to draw umas with huge boobs
>>560949889Your gonna struggle with her friendship being at 0 until you get her to atleast 3LB. She can still work but it'll be somewhat rough
>>560950125>0% power growth
>>560948681can't wait for the next BoC song with Ebayan and Marche
>>560949597>>560949725
>>560950139
>>560949889anyone that says she is usable prior to 3LB is full on cope btw. even at 3LB, getting her bonded up is torturous.
>>560949948>can beat up any toreina>still act like thisAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sex with Verxina
>>560950241it's pretty great
>>560948851yeppers would say this
>>560950306I need to learn how to post these..........god I love that Helios laugh
The Seiun Sky wit card is actually fucking cracked what the hell
>>560950306Helios when she sees my boner
>>560950306ITS NOT THAT SMALL
>>560950517It's quite easy
>first SS is MatikanefukukitaruBros, she just took my first time...
>>560950363>implying she isn't the abuser >>560950406Ugly
>>560950586yeah she's basically a speed card
>>560950517You just upload the funny file
>>560950586>ZERO rbgnochacho...
>>560950838>ssstwitter.com_>not widescreencrrrrrrrringe
ok waitwhat is the Feature Act skillfor end closers or front runners?
>>560950838Cheval, you can try to hide all you want but my love and dick will always find you
Just how usable is this thing? Too bad no gw spark.
Does Tracen have an abortion clinic?
>>560950735if ocelot had milk bags like those then i would have been more sympathetic.
>>560950838I came
>>560950945god I love this stupid bitch and her seiyu
>>560950961good for bob
>>560950948it's <5 late-half of mid-race.
Imagine an Uma leglocking you, I mean, there is no chance to escape considering how strong it must be
>>560951002but ocelot was always on your side, gwo???
>>560950959>wanting this
>>560950945The person who made this video is getting his account nuked.
>>560951135ok so front pace
>>560951102Love dreams come true stories, except they real
>>560951158well he didnt have to be an ass about it all the time
>>560951169Cheval Grand, 7 children at least
>>560951142Chock them to death
>>560951169I want this
>>560951205>all the earlier umas are jarringly out-of-place stood next to the adhd outfits of future designsput the pen down, mr. arigato.
>>560951449good bait
>>560951449power/design creep has this shit happen all the time, it's hard if not near impossible to avoid
The MANT CM experience
>>560951449ok tough guypoint them out
>the most important spark is 1*
boring deadpan uma sex, uma for me?
How do some people not have Shinko yet? Did you niggers not roll for FineMo, Fuku or any other card before she released? I'm pretty sure I MLBed Shinko during my Riko/Rice pulls
>>560951449Except Rickey is fucking jarring and she's 1.5 anni while Espo isn't and she came out like 8 months ago
>>560951568ah, front runner corners
>>560951656shut the fuck up, curry chang.
>>560951645
>>560951656I was too busy building a shrine to worship Falco
>>560951656well maybe you should have told cyNIGGERS to slot some copies in my rolls instead of MLBing all my sr guts cards and ikuno dictus
>>560950231>>560950343Please stop trying to conflate Stay Gold with this garbage.
>>560951863Why are you responding, just ignore it you retard.
>>560951656I have only two copies of Windy.
>>560951841This but with Eishin Flash and King
>>560950789ok, testo>duplicate file existswell I should have seen that coming, I thought renaming the file would be enoughhazukashii
Newcutie gave up on the game so fast, they didn't last more than 3 weeks
>>560951863Maybe if the Staygold troon wasn't such an attention whore avatarfagging nigger and stayed in JP people wouldn't post TroonGolds
>>560952089Resizing it would work
>>560952108I'm here doe
there is apparently a OOHMAHMOOSOOMAY gathering at the supertree over the weekendshould i drop by and check it out
>>560952089uploading goes by the MD5 value, not file-name, that wouldn't counter reposting the same shit at all. the md5 value is static, only easily changed with images.
FUCK mile races
>>560952228Do you want to?
*coughs blood* not a single green... Suzuka, forgive me, I tried...
>>560952228what the fuck is a supertree
>>560951756were they trying to go for an Uma version of Imaizumi?goddamn
>>560951863Too late, skipping her banner
>>560952228depends. do you plan to shower at some point between now and then?
>>560952371some elf bullshit
>>560951656nigger, I don't even have Fuku wit MLB'd and she's been in the game forever. Sometimes rng just fucks youbut I HAVE gotten 20 copies of Mejiro Ryan Power SR
>>560951656Uma pullers don't pull for cards until it bit them in the ass like right now, please understand
Does GW only activate off greens? do early race skills not proc it?
>>560952626>baby's first frontcute!
>>560952226Logging in every day doesn't countPlay the game, you may be kicked this weekend
Can I build a good Kita for the CM
>>560952721No
>>560952626greens, concentration, and skills from the gate like early lead and maybe dodging danger
every run I do is stuck at B or B+ rank. have I been filtered? should I rope?
>>560952578Uma puller here, still not pulling support until Tachyon because I got lucky with free pulls + daily
>>560952843anon, even my dogshit runs that pivot into parent runs are, at least, S.
test
>2 final turn straight of none of the 3 wit card being in wit even with 2 whistleAAAAAAA
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT STEEL BALL RUN HOLY SHIT
>>560953014>second wind>restartbaby's first front...>final pushkek
steal ball run?typical nig activity
>>560952984>wheelchair Teiolmao
>>560953014>wasting SP on restart>686 poweri didn't even know it was possible to get this low.
>>560952931I can't seem to break ~9500 scenario record idk what I'm doing wrong
>>560953024There are unironic homos and Latinx in here, it is inevitable
>anime/manga>generic spechud tier boring protagonist >game>known as a succubus that's easily the thirstiest uma by far for a long time
>>560952721yes
WAHHH I HATE BIG TITS WAHHH WAHHHHH!!!
>>560953225SPELOVE
>>560953146are you going into TB blind and bruteforcing it or something? there is an established method to playing the scenario that won't be intuitive. if you need a resource: https://uma.guide/guides/trackblazer
Oh fuck off I just need to luckshit another NTR so I can MLB her without using a crystal. Getting my 5th Ayabe guts is nice though.
>Start a maya run with jordanAt least I'll end the run with bofa
>>560953225even Special Week has more personality than Laurel the jobber
>>560953428But does Spe have the sex appeal of Laurel?
who is the krillin of uma musume
>>560953424...
>>560953495laurel killed millions
Is it worth throwing away the 1500 paid carats I got from the selector ticket on these banners?
do I have toit's only 500 carats
The 0 energy event is a myth. I've never gotten it. What is it even called?
>>560953651No
is NY opera's unique good for ends?
>>560953651I would spend on the uma banner
>>560953651yes
>>560953520Why is she dressed like an older Uma
>>560953380I haven't played TB yet, I was just talking ura finale and unity cup
>>560948993But that game looks horrible.
>>560953786>>560953791>>560953756Thanks Will use both 3000 on these 2
>Getting flashbacks to her career mode
>>560953773NIGGER YES FUCKING YES SHUT THE FUCK UP YES YOU'VE BEEN ASKING 3 TIMES EVERY FUCKING THREAD YES IT FUCKING IS GOOD FOR EVERYONE EXCEPT ON SPRINTS YOU WERE FUCKING TOLD THAT TOO MANY FUCKING TIMES STOP ASKING AND GO DO SOME FUCKING FAN RUNS BITCH
>>560953678I'm doing those during CM when I know it's over for real
Is nyopera worth training as a parent?
why is there alway some reddit faggot spamming his garbage sound posts around EU/early NA time?
which victory club member would you have bed-breaking sex with
>>560953518
>mh4 is retro now
>>560954036Which ones
>>560949731She's peak.
I don't think I'd be so upset about 2nd summer bricking my run if it wasn't indicative of 45 minutes of investment...
>>560953651That's how I got my MLB Biko
>>560954107Don't care, stop posting hags
>>560954107>maruzensky's whole shtick is being a grandma>she just does things I doI-is it over for me?
>>560954107Pretty sure anything older than 5 hours is retro to people these days, it's so boring and sickening.>Hur dur I can't watch this classic from the 80s or 70s that's 2 trillion times better than the modern hollywood sloop, it's too old and therefore must be bad
>>560954248Old men... running the world...
>>560954248If you know what this is and can finish it it is 1000% over for you
>>560954248>>560954275Real fossil hours! Let's go watch Drive (2011) together
>>560953773no, just take emperor's instead. baracole can be your 2nd if you want but they may both proc together which seems a waste (unless you have crazy power/turf-S/random fortuitous accel hit).
>>560954398>see image>connect the lines>blast all the way back to the past>remember the teacher I had a crush on and made a scarf for herFUCK It didn't hit me until now how much time has passed since I was in school
>>560954067No McQueen you need to eat more
>>560953927Rice wouldn't say this...
>>560954240
>forgot about dirt Bshit
Also I don't think I'm gonna waste points on the fast learner hat any more. It doesn't change anything.
>>560952721Post result when you're done, anon
>>560954703>Team HagUgly as fuck
forever my kingu
>>560954703The perfect uma team.
>>560954703How would married life with Ramonu be like?
Hag? She's just your age unc
>>560954703>Team HagBased as fuck.
>>560954932*and Gentildonna
>>560954859
>>560954953No one waifus the ape
Chuck Norris died. Umas for this feel?
>>560955120>man in drag
>>560954953Hag
>>560954401>Drive (2011)>it's real>Drive came out 15 years agowhat the FUCK
So this is the power of Mile B
...
>>560954401>2011zoom zoom
>unc hours
We should watch Taxi Drier instead!
My first console was the Famicom (NES)
So are Dia or Bright good for the next CM?
>>560955507Glue factory
>>560955803end yourself reddit tranny
>>560956135Dia is always good!
i wish maruzensky was real
XMAS Oguri Insanity MANT Run
>>560955325Bamboo Memory, Biko Pegasus, Bakushin and Yaeno Muteki.Damn man I'm sad, sharing Norris jokes via e-mail was rad, his cameo on Dodgeball was super sick and watching his movies randomly on cable late at night is always comfy
I don't really follow the meta stuff at all but I hear the next CM is long a lot, does this creek look like she has even a shot or is the player ase too optimized on finding out what to pick for the CMs now
>>560956102My oldest was "technically" something like pic related, so Pong. Realistically my first console was probably a NES though, not sure which I played with first. Hell, I fondly remember playing around with our C64 as well, those were interesting times. Makes me wonder if that experience caused me to become such a fan of using cmd.exe or other consoles, there is something oddly soothing to it, even tho I'm terrible at it.
>"I'm going to rape him, it's my first time but it is a important step of becoming an adult!">"I hope Onii-Chan doesn't mind being raped...">"Hehe, I'm only here to observe these little fillies, wait huh? who tied up our trainer?">"..."
>>560956412>this is someone's son>HRT>OF whoreDisgusting
>>560955331Would you slap your bros ass if he cosplayed your favorite uma
>>560956548holy unc
>>560956412I wish Oguri Fat was real
activating cope: radiant star is a recov skill and it is gold so it is gold recov
>>560956572Sir that is a biological female
>>560956606No
I hate you stupid boomers and millennials, I hope you guys die off sooner and we can inherit the planet sooner than later
When do we get spark reroll...
>>560955331>>560956606it you think about it women cant really cosplay umas convincingly because none of them are strong enough to rape me so it would probably have to be a guy for it to work, you know?
>>560956920>finally get spark reroll>try it>1* guts>try it >1*guts>try it>1*guts
>>560956834I love Fuji Kiseki.
new player heremy first ura win
>>560956553Nishino is the most dangerous one
>>560956710Ugly roastie>>560956778That face is hardly feminine
>>560956972Men still can't be as strong as horses, so you'd better go with a whole gang of men, all dressed up as the same character
>>560956553Mayano terrifies me
>>560956972How weak are you anon? How many pull ups can you do?
>>560956572don't be so rude to my dancho...
I get that some (if not most) of the faggots here (hopefully) post mentally-ill alpha/zoomer lingu ironically, as troll like to do. But the fact that you losers know what the fuck that trash means to begin with, much less heard it often enough to copy it is just weird.Guess that happens when I refuse to involve myself with pedo platforms like Insta or Tiktok, or god forbid the twitter algorithm, resulting in me completely avoiding all that trash.Makes me miss the 2010s and 00s all the more, shit posting was so much more creative back then, people put some effort into their craft.Pic related lost all it's meaning because of how much online speak has changed between people, everyone always being hyper ironic, not a single honest soul left.unc unc unc unc
>>560952821>>560953267>>560954843The rainbows were pretty bad, I guess I could get a good enough Kita.Got a 3* Wit and 3* Front from it too, don't think that's any useful though
Would you rather have a>Third-rate trainer sonOr>Umafans uma daughter
>>560957046
>>560957256>forces you to eat cheese
>>560957127funnily enough my club is scheduled to do this to danchou next weekits gonna be a fun surprise for him
>>560956542It's absolutely dog shit anon, the goldshi will slaughter you
MINNA
>Have female friend for a long time now >We talk about vidya, anime and other nerd shit >Talking about our favorite umamusume >"My favorite is Ayabe and..." >Doesn't tell why, starts giggling for no reason >I ask what's so funny why is she laughing >"Hihihehe is nothing anon, I was just thinking how similar you are to Ayabe hehehihi" >Keeps giggling for no reason >"You are so totally Ayabe" >Yeah okI don't get it
>>560957262Sorry but I don't know what motivates you to make this post
>>560957306how about>uma stan uma daughter
>>560957265Another run
>>560957478big ears
Thoughts on this horse?
>>560957558Pizza (cream)Pie
>>560957481It's just a mad unc's mad that he's old and stuck in his rage comics era
>>560957558Whore
>>560957478I would definitely believe Ayabe would post this multiple times for attention but wouldn't admit it
>>560957071More for me.
>>560957558Mystery Uma
>>560957478She wants to have sex with you, you dense retard
If I wait until the last day of Kitasan's banner to roll, while Satono Diamond's banner is up, do I have a chance to get Satono while rolling for Kitasan?
>>560957558I have no idea about her, fill me in?
>>560957558I want her
>>560956748Just how significant is the scaling on wins anyway? I can't find that info but it matters a lot, a gold recovery is .55 and this is .35 so if the scaling actually matters it does sound good since the heal is only part of the effect
>tfw conquered a 71%
>>560957315I don't know any of these other characters.
>>560957478we had this post before, just not so elaborately faggy
how the fuck do I get to 10000+ scenario record in URA finale??? I followed the guide and it still fucking sucks
>>560957049Based, good choice on first uma
Nobody actually likes ayabe.
>>560957541Not yet, I've already done 1 and 1/4 Tama runs before the Kita run and it's been over 2 hours
>>560957742You married on christmas
>>560957049gz
>>560957961https://exhentai.org/g/3792046/4c893f436c/
>>560951656I rolled for FineMo and only got 2LB ShinkoRiko/Rice free rolls didn't give me shit (and I didn't spark on that banner either)>t. umapullerGAWD
>>560957961Okay, unborn sister. No need to be so mean.
>>560957262>But the fact that you losers know what the fuck that trash means to begin with, much less heard it often enough to copy it is just weird.Yeah that's the thing that always gets me. People acting scornfully by pretending that others are associated with this or that ostensibly contemptible cultural phenomenon... that a decent and reasonable person will never even have heard of EXCEPT when these scornful idiots bring up references to them as if everybody who's anybody knows all the latest gossip about who's doing what bad thing in K-pop fandom or whatever.
>>560958080All I see is a panda?
>>560957938URA is unironically harder than trailblazer, a guide can't actually tell you the right choice in every situation
>>560957478Why did my post become a copypasta? Also she didn't say all that, our conversation was shorter
>>560957262I don't understand ESL posts complaining about the English internet. If not speaking English is an option for you, shouldn't you just go back?
>>560957821Climax Skills (10)The effectiveness of climax skills scales with the number of races won during training.Races won < 6, 0.8x6 <= Races won < 14, 0.9x14 <= Races won < 18, 1.0x18 <= Races won < 25, 1.1x25 <= Races won, 1.2x
Best one so far! SS soon, I can feel it!
>>560957262>shit was so much more creative back then, people put some effort into their craft.Every generation says this, has said this and will say this
>>560951656F2P characterize themselves as ascendent wise men immune to all temptation with caret investment plans spanning centuries. In reality they simply dickpull for every uma that makes their pp move and then whine when they have zero supports.
>pedophilia is le bad!!we used to laugh at you moralfags
>>560951112Mommy
>another retard took blast forwardThis general has so many gaslighters
>>560951656I used my first gold gem on MLBing Windy during Aoharu, then pulled no less than SEVEN WINDY DUPES during finemo.
just lost hopeless stakes that i used hammer on
>>560958147Do you guys just lack the ability to absorb information via social context and osmosis?
>>560958437explain to me why blast forward is bad in 200 characters or less
>>560958437Gold=Good
>Radiant Star(mandatory) turns every single uma into a late-surger-tier gambler
>>560958272Thanks. So for basically anyone doing trailblazer you absolutely don't take it early in the run and for the veteran it's basically always 20% more than what it says unless you're doing some sprint only racer or some shit. Sounds okish but yeah I see why it's not actually that good if it's .8x to start with and caps out at 1.2x
>>560958636Owned.
>>560958679Expensive, weak, just buy long straight, low value
Do you think this is good enough to cope without Long S? I got lucky and bought the fast learner hat right before the end of the run, so probably even if I manage to get long S she won't have as many skills...
>>560957961I do tho?Will finish her 100k title this weekend
it was worth the wait bros
>>560958401Nice strawman bro
>>560958686Good
>>560958894Tickezo LOVE
huh
AAIIIEEEEE DONT RAPE ME
>actually getting sleepy while playing MANTIt's so over for me. I don't wanna redo my ace too
>>560951656>>560952578>>560958401>MLB kita>rolled for creek>did one riko spark>MLB finemo>have only sparked on two uma banners ever >ONE SINGLE WINDY, 0LBgo ahead, explain what I did wrong. Surely I had to MLB fuku speed too, right?
>>560958885good lord shut up redditoryour /gay/ images are not cool or funny
>>560958894Maybe I'll try a Tickezo run later
>>560958849>>560958894Not mandatory but you WILL lose to someone with that and rushing gale
I forgot that Super Creek actually cannot fucking win medium races
>>560958401as a F2Per I can confirm this is exactly what we do
https://poal.me/y9uzfshttps://poal.me/y9uzfshttps://poal.me/y9uzfs
REMEMBERSUPER CREEK SSR LASTS LONGER THAN KITASAN BLACK SSR
>>560959178>explain what I did wrongBe unlucky
where the FUCK is anniv part 3
>>560959340there has literally only been 2 steel ball run posts
>>560958286Wrong green, no GW or long S, took blast forward, spurt is at risk, no radiant, will literally lose to goldships from last scenario and not place at all>>560958839No GW but at least is safer on stam, wasted points on blast, no long S, will likely make it to B finals
>>560958885The only relatable thing here is El being in sbr.
I forgot to finish my one MANT run yesterday and didn't complete the daily mission...
>get my best runs with power sparks>fail to hit stam goal>run stam sparks>the absolute most garbage run of all time>fail to hit any goalFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUThis has been my loop for like the week now.
>>560959178>bricking your account by sparking uma banners, everEnjoying my MLB chinko windy rn
>>560959419Is there actually one?
>>560959178You didn't roll for Nice Nature, which is where I got all my Windy copies
>>560959419Dia banner you retard
>>560959440>homos can't count nowWhat are they putting in the water
>>560959619Sorry at some point people want to play uma musume pretty derby with someone besides goldship and daiwa scarlet
>>560959178
>>560959732https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm39113299
>win all 5 TTs>650k>win 4 lose 1>685kI don't understand this shit game but I'm retaining my semen
>>560956102i want to fuck granny so bad
>>560959804No one actually runs Daiwa
>>560959804Schedule all your pulls so you can uma pull with your spare sparks
is there an online service where I can hire a jeet to play the game for me so I can just jerk off to the characters in peace?
>>560956135machan isn't that big and she shouldn't be
>>560959178.Don't pay any mind to the piggies seething at uma rollers because they skipped their wife to MLB Power Rice (they barely use the card) and MLB'd the Zenno Rob Roy card for "parent farming (they do not have any good parents with left handed or right handed)
>>560959936It's almost as if there's things that contribute to your score besides winning or losing!
>>560957185>asking a 500 lbs teiohog that questiondevilish
>>560959930topro bros...
>>560960029ZRR is just a good speed card, thoughever
>>560960005People stopped paying attention to her because of that whore Marche Lorraine. She had to take drastic measures.
Ayabe's lewdass fucking bodysuit OUGH
My Cafe woke up and decided to job
>>560959804I find it more enjoyable to strategize with the limited umas dealt to you by the game
>>560959930
>>560960310>No RBso close
>>560960029>MLB Power Rice (they barely use the card)I LUCKSHITTED HER SO I WILL FIGHT WITH ALL MY MIGHT TO GET MY MONEYS WORTH (0$) FUCKER
>>560958401trvke
Was it a good redesign?
>>560960332to be fair marche was powerful enough to stand up against even cygames shilled ebamanko
>>560957558A chip off the old block
>>560960523Why am I always drawn to her shoes? The first thing I look at when I see her is her shoes
>>560960418Usable in the next scenarioAnd she comes with the Consistency Queen in her next banner
bwos VFs videos are helping me learn MANT, why did you tell me his advice was bad...
Shichi is now my fifth SS. MANT is comfy.
>>560960616fuzzy ears
>>560960679Could you explain how his videos helped you?
>>560960679buy an ad
>>560960523She’s so fucking cute man. I will have her win this CM
>>560959936getting a trifecta (1st 2nd and 3rd) gives huge bonuses
>>560960664I do have her at 0lb and I sort of want to roll for more copies but I have a wife to roll soon
>>560960310Sure, it's a fine enough card but it's not so amazing that it will change your account if you spark for it. It's a luxury pull for whales.Same with the Curren card.
>>560960647You probably want to smell them.
would you actually have sex with urara
>>560961030need ayabe footjob
>>560960310Stats don't matter that much bwo, you need to look at the skills and events. Maru is a must pull for Fronts because of the skills, she is skippable otherwise if you already have a 2nd Speed SSR or if you wanna MLB Tach Speed alongside Light Hello
>>560961146if she wants to
Are all 4chan clubs full or I just cannot find them?
>>560961146https://poal.me/rhrsfq
>>560961235Rebricked has a spot!
is wit a shit stat
>>560960531Her friendship with Loves is the cutest thing I have seen.https://youtube.com/shorts/Vz1OL45JChQ
What is the spending limit after which a player no longer counts as f2p? I was thinking maybe the price of an AAA game (80$) still qualifies as f2p (you simply "bought the game" with no extra expenses).
>>560960647Shoes in this game are so well designed no wonder you look at them.Some of those shoes i would totally wear too, liek the Stego's ones.
>>560961146yes but i would feel bad about it afterwards
>>560961161Ayabe is meant for hugs, handholding, and hot missionary under the stars
>>560961332>AAA games cost $80 nowwhat the fuck
hehe
>>560961332The moment you spend any amount of money you are no longer F2PHope that helps.
>>560961436>shows up senior year nov
>>560961264Fuck, need two slot for me and a friend but even then, I am writing rebricked and I cannot find it in the search... I don't understand what is wrong what the fuck
>>560961539you bought skills?
>>560961539that's fine anon, you're not supposed to buy skills till after you finish career bwo...
>>560961332I spent 120 bucks for cafe banner. I am not F2P-I spent stacks for her, and I will not delude myself thinking I can call myself free to play
This is actually the most peak comfy deck in MANT and constantly shits out SS or better umas>can use your own finemo and borrow a better guts card than air groove like bakushin or vega>can stick with groove and borrow finemo if poorIdk why streamers seem to shit talk guts decks theyre fun in MANT, cant wait to run this deck 24/7 after longslop is over
>>560961185ZRR has a very premium Pace/Late skill pool, and Curren is notorious for her 1 event chain ender
>>560961185IS Light Hello actually good good or is she just gonna be forgotten about come the next scenario?
>"Auf geht's!">takes your entire cock in her mouth
would you take care of crippled Suzuka? ignore the troon behind her
>>560961706she could take my balls too, my cock barely 12cm erect
7 and I take this anon >>560961706for his horrible german
>>560961706I would ejaculate within a minute
>>560961631She's another friend card that lasts one scenario but is VERY good in it for two reasons that pretty much make her essential:>60% less energy costs on rainbow trainings>absolutely RAINS guts on you when guts is always pathetically low in next scenario since we're back to obsessing over capping speed
>>560960001Not a jeet but I'll gladly play on your account for my carats.
>>560961583>>560961605.... right
>>560961578There is a pending invite being sent out so it's not showing up, we'll fix it in a bit!Also someone stopped playing, they told us so we can make room if you want in immediately
>>560961805What's wrong with it?
now that Seriru dropped global for the next 4 months, who are we watching?
I can't train for long
>>560961896Would it be possible to save the spot for two people then? Pretty please?
>>560961865You know what they say about poor people, Tama? They have terrible spending habits and no concept of long term foresight.
>>560961943You already know
>>560961628Not that I don't believe you but can you post some umas you made for cm using this deck?
>Rebricked already losing members mid-monthAtleast they're poaching more alright
>>560961943if witGOD stopped playing it would be wise if i did the same
>>560961327Horses are such silly creatures. There's something very amusing about the fact that horses get upset while travelling and that them feeling good is treated as an extremely serious deal, to the extent that they get to bring along their horse friends across the world as emotional support.
>>560962052Vivlos (the uma) is simply too erotic
>>560961631She is SSS-tier (for sex)
>>560961943Seriru in Japanese
>>560961790>flat>gingerNo
>>560962023For sure! Just gotta wait for danchou to get on. Drop your IDs so we can invite immediately when possible!
>>560962062Sure, this was with a pretty crappy summer too, can definitely do much better after i finish training for longslop (and when I finish my finemo)
>>560962193what if she was flat but not a ginger
>>560962354Replace Haru with Vega once you get her and this deck caps 3 and a half stats
>>560962104A horse’s mood parallels their performance, to an extent that a race ready horse needs to be in a Great mood to be competitive. Horses have their own emotions and training, and being in any other mood affects their mental and physical health. Genuinely insane how said mood also fluctuates their weight too. Truly they are God’s silliest creatures
sex with crippled teio while she cries but doesn't fight back or say anything because she's terrified that if she does the only person left in the world who hasn't abandoned her (yet) will leave
this damned card has cursed me 4 times in a row
>pace commonly gets head on from rival race hints >ends commonly get spurt from rival hints>groundwork isnt even in the rival hint poolTHIS IS RACIST
KITAHARA LOOK OUT SHE'S GOING TO NINGENPYOI
>>560962384Ugly flattie
>>560961837I hope I have enough saved by then to mlb both, but if not I'd rather S.Maru over Tachyon. The Tachyon card isn't very good for training Tachyon.
Urara thighs
>>560962545Front runner's burden
>>560962384Green umapyoi
>>560962437Im pretty sure harus better than the air groove SR...
>>560962575>another tomboy>ear piercings Cringe
>>560962103his best advice was to just endure MANT and that the game will get a lot better during Grand Live (now Grand Concert)just tell your danchou you're falling into a coma for the next 4 months
I like all of the umamusume. Apart from that one. You know the one I'm talking about.
>cap speed pre-TS>shop flooded with speed scrolls and ankletsit's like the game is mocking me
>>560962684That would make sense, wouldn’t it? Unfortunately, no starting bond.
hi
Honestly I kind of like MANTtraining for longslop sucks cock as usual but after that guts decks are peak comfy
Need some advice. What should I use my SSR selector on? Please don't make up of my lack of mlbs.
>>560963047https://x.com/myticalcat/status/2035046990061740143
>>560963047That’s my GOAT Rickey
>>560963114Super Creek, no contest
>>560962529raisu is actually a non-totally-unreasonable cope deck pick for pisces, even though she's 5RBlmao. On stam growth umas you can drop the stam card and just rely on raisu+sparks for your stam stat>t. fellow 5x spooked-by-raisu torena
>>560962963I saved 3 gold hammers for TS and got this for a shop update
>Torena, i have scheduled sex for tonight>we don't have much time because tomorrow i have to wake up very early, so it will be like 11:00 PM - 11:15 PM>11:10 PM>Come on Torena... you only have 5 minutes left for cumming>You know what happens when we go out of time... do not let me use my brüste again>11:13 PM>Sigh... i guess i will make you stop breathing again until you cum>You know you cannot fight back, no normal human is stronger than an uma>I think you do this on purpose because you enjoy it>11:14:45 PM>You're shaking too much... i know you're losing your mind>3... 2... 1....>pew pew>11:15 PM>Perfectly on time, good toreina.
>>560963019Still giving that to haru for MUCH bigger rainbows and actual good events vs air groove randomly bricking you out of an entire turn with -20 energy
>>560963191you're above 50 RB, whats so cope about that?
>>560963114Wait until after the free pulls have ended to decide. Imagine if you used it on Creek and then got a dupe tomorrow.
>>560963240Need more comics of abusive umas
>>560963047hello dirt horse i will pull only for meta purposes
>>560963176>>560963274Thanks. Was gonna mlb creek but I didn't know if she was still part of the meta. I don't keep up much.
>>560962258One I think will be 24 hours? Because of having to leave current club. The IDs are734 853 430 983 (That's me)502 260 857 973 (24 hour cooldown)
>>560963240>it will be like 11:00 PM - 11:15 PMShe would never phrase it in this manner. Immersion instantly broken. Fake Flash fan detected.
>>560962104>>560962438https://x.com/hirokin0966/status/2033854813600158208They even can get attached to jockeys, caretakers. Also remember Suzuka crawled out from the gate just to search for his caretaker. Or how Natie behaved.
i used a crystal on shinko windy
>>560963240I enjoy when umas rape their trainers
>>560963601Stinko windy
Maya-not the funny number
>>560963601We have 30 more free pulls anon
Good night friends!!!
>>560963135https://x.com/i/status/2034559911250801037
I got cucked at the last 3 TS climax trainings with not even one fucking rainbow. Fucking. Lacks a bit power but how is she?
At least i'm not the only one with only shit runs and shit pulls
>>560963450Great! We'll see you soon
>>560963114Do you still have the paid ticket? LB3 Fuku is pretty good (yea you miss out on 5 RB, but you can work with it). LB3 FM is also really good.MLB Creek is nice, but only going to be good for 1CM in MANT and potentially parent farming for stamina sparks. It's the best of your options, but I'd really consider paying for that extra ticket. Unlocking FM or Fuku as viable cards is way more valuable then MLB Creek.
>>560963675my solution is that i will simply kill myself if i pull a windy in the next 3 days
Would you farm parents in URA or MANT? I'm trying to farm a Pace parent with head on and other skills but man this takes forever
>>560963240I am gonna masturbate to this
>>560963760She will survive
>>560963450>Because of having to leave current club.DONT LEAVE youll be left with no gibs, just save the spot.
>>560963598Natie’s story was really cute. Makes sense on why there’s such a close connection between his counterpart with the trainer in the game
>>560963841This is what i got with MANT some days ago. It's long, you can burnout with too many runs, but the parents you can get are the best out of all scenarii so far
>>560963841TS obviously, every runs ends with at least 10 white sparks compared to URA or Unity where they ranged from 10 to 0
>>560963815>tomorrow is Stinko Saturday
>>560961146No
>>560963909That leave already happend and it wasn't a good club
>>560964034>get a week off work to road trip to vegas starting tomorrow Sorry danchou but my five mill a day runs are gonna stop for a while
>160 rolls on kitasan only 3* I got was a fucking teio dupe>have not gotten a single SSR or ayabe guts SR in the free rolls>fine motion is bricked because I didn't get a single one in a whole spark so she's stuck at lb3 (after selectors)>Have zero competent aces made because I'm getting utterly fucked shop RNGThis is so Infuriating, is there any way to purge my bad account seed or something.
Races start in 6 hours
>try guts deck>not a single time i get more than 1 rainbow
>spark reroll was first introduced in 1.5 anni in JPFuck me why can't they just bring it earlier especially knowing how grueling MANT is
>>560959804>>560959971>Sorry at some point people want to play uma musume pretty derby with someone besides daiwa scarletSpeak for yourself. I would run 3x Scarlet each CM if I could.
Did someone even get the "fast learner" hat even once? I have yet to see it
reminder to SAVE your speed blue umas for GLonce the stat overcap comes out, you can further increase it with inheritances by 25 points for each parent. to give an example, umas with 18* parents will have a maximum of 1250 speed instead of just 1200, and as you can guess umas without the extra 50 simply can't compete
>>560964440>he fell for the guts deck meme
>>560962575>C'mon, let's go to the next bar!>"Belno? Can you pick us up by car?">"It'll cost 20,000 yen per meter."
>>560964478yeah. I feel like it shows up reasonably frequently. Definitely more common than the normal fast learner event.
>>560964379try using a vpn
>>560964478I got it during a TT uma highroll, seems like a must buy for me.
Longslop56930348
>>560963047Rickey has lots of fans around these parts
I'm glad uma musume aren't real.
>sprint to longis this a good idea?
>>560964478It showed up in my shop once but I didn't have enough to buy it before the refresh
>>560964310Why are you going to Vegas when you have a stable full of gamblers?
>>560964660King Halo isn't a sprinter. She is a racer, first rate on any course.
>>560964565>>560964605>>560964724well fuck me
>>560964495So what you're saying is, I need my own 9* speed MANT parent?
TRANSBLASTER IS KILLING MY CLUB!!!!! I HATE THIS SCENARIO!!!!
>>560964636>Rickey stays at the bottom for like 10 minutes >an anon asks why he should roll for her>people answer that she's the greatest dirter this game has ever seen>suddenly shoots up to the topthis thread doesn't have metafags btw
>>560964660maybe if you do as many G1 races as possible for parent farming but not sure if worth it with her unique
>>560964636>metafag option is #1Sweepy is truly /uma/'s trainee
>>560964468holy based
>>560964873Mambro...
>>560964873Mambwo...
>>560964975>nice nature is meta
>>560964834save your speed spark umas for the near future, don't cleat them either for the event or for lack of space
>>560964310Mambros...
>>560964907This general is 40% no life metafag whales 60% irredeemably bad shitters.
>>560963693https://x.com/eufosama/status/2035038470943772747
>>560963994>>560964026Are you guys running specific decks or just relying on inspiration / rival races for the skill drops?
>>560964724I always delay buying stuff until the last turn (except stats) to avoid ending in that situation
>>560948750meirl
post something cute
I've wanted to pull for Rickey after hearing her say Happy in one of the uma musume mads I watched 9001 timesalso anal fuku
my casual club went from >2000 to <3000, damn...
>>560965156meta for romance and love, that is!!
>>560964379That's not even that bad.>KitaJust use the paid uma ticket in 1.5 anni.>SSR's on one of the worst bannersNTR is useless unless you are MLBing her. Ayabe is also pretty worthless unless you can get two copies, so 0 copies is the same as 1 copy. It's a terrible support banner. >FM at LB3Eat shit. I rolled 300 times on her banner and got 0 copies. I am stuck with a worthless LB0 I can't even use. I got MLB Kawakami which is basically on par with Stinko.>utterly fucked shop RNGJust play more.
>>560963810I still have it, gonna hold onto it until the 3 rolls are over. So my options are Creek, Fuku, or FM? I'm not top crazy on CM's but I still want good parents & umas
>>560964907I voted Rickey because she voiced Jahoda
>>560965162They call me Mr. 2 Speed Star
xitter is...based???
>>560965374Can someone post the full Natie shoulder checking animation? Her blushing and holding her cheeks is so cute
Who's danchou and why do you guys speak of them like a ruthless boss?
Anybody wanna kiss and maybe touch tips?
>>560965156/uma/ has a soft spot for the loser team since forever
>>560965564it's a weeaboo word for "club leader"
>>560965291
>>560965658
oisu!
>>560965667who who killfuck rape marry
>>560965564Daniel Chou is the founder of /uma/ and close friends with John Cygames
>>560962736are you absolutely retarded
>The joke is sex, sometimes gay sex even.Every westoid fanbase is comprised of the same sex starved indonesians, isn't it?
>>560965253mostly rival races and random events, then try to get what you want from kitasan or cafe for that long CM for example
>>560965827this is me
>>560965867>wanting a funny joke
>>560965867No one has been funny for 10 years
>>560965802Don't say that about Mambo...
>>560965867If youre using sex starved as an insult that applies even harder to the Japanese or Americans, anonESPECIALLY the ones playing a anime girl horse racing game
Show your oshis
>>560966018
bwos I've been playing since global release and I only have like 3 blue 3* spark umas...
>>560966073being roped into an arranged marriage with your uncle at 16 is nothing to brag about
>>560966112now show the amount of careers you've done
>>560966084>it's the Dotofag
>>560966084At the very least MANT will get me 50 Million Fuku fans for the title
>>560965867You are a virgin, surely
>>560965405Basically, if you aren't willing to pay, Creek is probably the best.If you are willing to pay, I'd do Fine Motion. Fuku is good, but she is a consistency card, +25 to all stats at the start of a race at LB3 is still really helpful. You need to be able to bring FM/Fuku to LB3 for them to be good though. At LB2 they probably aren't worth running.
>>560966084
>>560966073half these threads are married old men, not sex starved guys. the "my wife" posting gets pretty intense sometimes.
>>560966235like maybe 50 or so idk...
>>560966159??? Suddenly it feels like YOU are the one really familiar with indonesians
>>560966084>>560966285>>560966314holy flatliner batman no wonder we make fun of /uma/
>>560965834Remove the piercings
>>560966315Factually untrue
>>560966498When will no life whaleoid tryhards realize they're not the majority.
>>560965867Literally 90% of the fucking planet is sex starved, like how many countries birth rates arent absolutely plummeting at the moment? Like... India or some shit?Sex starved people is the entire reason the idol industry exists, 70% of anime, and (obviously) pornIf the world ever introduces a passable sex robot people really dont realize how hard society will warp
>>560966560what does the second H mean
>>560966560I don't remember this poal
>>560966498I got a job bro and it aint gacha. I play /uma/ on commute or before going to bed. What you want me to do?
>>560966560and now post the age chart kek
>>560966630>hag postingOpinion discarded
>>560965867Everything will continue to get worse as more browns get access to the internet. There's nothing that can be done except to leave for better websites (they don't exist)
Can a front with one gold and two whites 1000 stam and 1000 wit survive?
>>560966498I got a job and responsibilities bro…
>>560966630>Literally 90% of the fucking planet is sex starved, like how many countries birth rates arent absolutely plummeting at the moment? Like... India or some shit?you already contradict yourself seeing out like 17% of the population is India
>new uma comes out>can't read her story because there's no objectives on mant>have to go back to unityWas this an oversight?
>>560966084Ichiban
>>560966630>Like... India or some shitIndia just fell below replacement rate too, it's pretty much just some African countries
>>560966774yep, assuming 500+ guts
>>560966828they never did a scenario where there was no story so it was more of a mistake than an oversight
>>560966828cmonyou think they put a lot of thought into this scenario?it was fucking 5 different trophiesyou have to go out of your way to get the sprint trophy
>>560966630>Assuming sex == child birthsWrong. Women are having more sex than ever before. It's only men who are sex starved. Women are fine sharing a single man. Finding a virgin women over the age of 18 is like finding a leprechaun riding a unicorn. Every third guy you see on the street is a virgin however.
>>560966680>>560966791>My jobyou didn't win (if you work you lose)
>>560966832>RyanExplain yourself
>>560967054She's cute and I did some parent runs a long time ago.
>>560967046Don't say that..
>>560966650http://poal.me/33q76i
>>560967046But my figures….!
>>560967119>cuteWrong
>>560966630Although you phrased it kind of a reddit-y way I feel like a lot of people dont quite comprehend how many people engage in a hobby/game/online community simply because they cant currently have sex. It's not a small number.
>>560967253>people engage in a hobby/game/online community simply because they cant currently have sexWho the fuck needs sex to past the time?
prostitution should be legal and destigmatized
Kinda low power but I aint getting Long S on an UG before Pisces so I am sending it.
>>560967403Some anons say they fap 4+ times a day for attention but not all of them are kidding
>>560967428I don't want AIDS, also Nevada exist.
>>560967548>4+Ojii...
>>560967514holy fuck how do you have capped speed, 1155 stamina and capped guts
>>560967514How the actual fuckI kneel
>>560967548And?
I wish I got out of my club when I could
>>560967514what a dumb cow
>>560967548I'm lucky to even make it past 2...
>>560967514This is a lowroll for people with MLB Ayabe btw
I hate fags who make you dm them on discordWhy can't they just share the catbox somewhere. Fuck having to pay for their shitty koikatsu porn.Someone shared a link of rice and urara but it's fanbox slop where they don't even share itGod I hate these faggots so much. It's not even up on Kemono.
>>560967514lucky
what to do in this scenario? Drop eishin flash for a 10 race bonus guts? drop both speed cards for 10 guts cards?
>>560967769Anon you can just borrow ayabe The card is good but its not getting you near capped stamina
>>560967428Why in the right mind would women prostitute themselves when they can sell pictures of their feet and make more money in a month than you will in a year? The few willing to actually touch you are going to cost a fortune or be so disgusting that you will want them paying you.
>>560967795Go back
>>560967913If prostitution were legal and destigmatized foids would no longer be able to sell less for more, retard.
>>560965460You tell me
>>560968115>pictrve...
why is /uma/ so slow on a friday nightmasaka...
i had bad luck with rainbows and really bad luck with rival races not showing up and really, really, really bad luck with hints/inspo so this is the best I could managepls tell me this is at least usable enough for B finals
>>560967990>Xe pays for koikatsu slop by westoid troonsYou first
>>560967514Deck
>>560968339Enjoy your A finals
my cm ace ryan is readyryan LOVE
>>560968338always the case everywhere
>>560968294Fuck Orfevre
>>560968457that's the plan
>>560968338It's part of our transformation into /umajp/ 2.0
I dont even know if I can make any finals at this rate. I'm too retardes for MANT
>>560967741I wish I had the opportunity to pull out of Teio, because I wouldnt
>>560966084I don't even run gold ship in CMs, i guess it's from parent runs
>>5609683382-3 PPM is average post MANT bump. It's what we were during the last days of unity
>>560968338Ojisan general. Not as free as we used to be. This thread nosedives in quality in two or three hours anyways.
>>560965943I see no errors here
>>560967741What's your club, Teiobro
>>560967741Mambro...
>>560968651>This thread nosedives in quality in two or three hours anyways.that's when I go to bed
>17 training items>300 leftover coinsholy garbage run...
>>560968590Just leave an offering to Shiraoki and ask for a spark to be delivered in your dream
>>560968338>>560968617All PPM numbers feel molasses slow to me after spending time when /vt/ used to be the biggest board on this website, a regular ass day with nothing happening had 19 PPM threads let alone events. I sometimes miss the ultra high speed shitposting, you had to craft IMMACULATE bait there to compete for (You)s
>>560965658Nope. Wanna watch me plug my onahole over and over instead?
>>560968031You have way more men desperate for pussy than you have women willing to put out to ugly undesirable men. Supply demand retard.That assumes young men even have money nowadays which is a joke in and of it self. I'm pretty sure young women are outpacing young men when it comes to income anyway lol.
bwos, you told me mant would kill global... but the normalfags play it so fucking much I had to double my fans output just to keep the club from dropping to B+
>>560968929Yeah, share on trash
>>560968651>thread just talking about "foids" and legalizing prostitution >only actual talk about uma is bog standard stamina gaslighting and whale arguments This is uh, a "good" thread for you huh?
>>560968918What happened to /vt/ anyway, haven't visited after 3 months of its inception in 2021(?). Turned into reddit too quickly.
fucking slit your throat and die tubeteen
>>560968751Somehow this trash run ended up with almost capped speed and stam
>>560968710be here on recruitment day and you will see armageddon
>>560969125The actual vtuber fans left to another website after getting some proof of actual moderation malice, probably one of the only times in the history of this website where a website exodus was successful
>>560969175Why is Cafe so fucking cute but looks so hideous on her SR support hint events.
I feel I can't race for shit early game without fuku speed
power or wit for fronts this CM?
>>560969362always wit
>>560969307Okay and? Anyone who wants to be competitive got MLB Fuku on her banner so...
IS WIT BAIT OR NOT
>>560969271I'd like to read more on this one, is there something about it? You just made curious
>>5609689184chan as a whole has slowed down massively (which tbhdesu i don't really mind) outside of generals and pseudo-generals. Your average 4chan thread on a fast board does not clear 2 PPM.
>>560969362Nyou nyeed bwoth bwo
>>560969414It's luxury, so you bring what you can without sacrificing other stats
>>560960364prove it, post your stable
Free voucher when? I'm itching to MLB Creek with my paid one
>>560969439No idea if someone wrote some kind of article about it, gomen
>>560969716Never, the free voucher was a gaslight
Stop blaming RNG and face the fact that you suck at the game
>moderation maliceI fucking wish
bwos....
>>560969716there is no free voucher.
>>560969842we're still a, bwo...
>>560969771if the rng doesn't give me even one rainbow training in the last 3 trainings of the climax, then no fuck this game
>>560969249>>560968725MAMBOGEDDON IS FINALLY HAPPENING
Next G1 watchalong when?
>>560969842The bleeding will continue
>>560966084Working on Mambo right now, just got to 10M
>>560969398True, now I'm paying a heavy price for taking a month off
>>560969842>AMambo would never
>>560969524The entire website slowed down because twitter is just diet 4chan nowYou can get the same exact tier of humor there, porn, and engage with way more people while being based and redpilled or whatever You notice every board still demonizes reddit when that website is dead as fuck now while rarely mentioning Twitter outside of screencaps? Small dog syndrome
My oshi fuwawa is having surgery and going away for a month....umas for this feel?
>>560970171>dog>pinkThis is Chiyo
>f2p/low-spenders have absolutely nothing to pull for the next FIVE (5) monthswhy does cygames hate money?
>>560970171kill yourself
>>560970265fuwawa is the blue ine actually
>>560970140It's all 2016's fault, if I could go back in time and prevent Trump from being president which in the long term was the final nail in the coffin of this website I would.
>>560966084I have exactly ONE oshi, the rest are fan slaves (agnes), or cool boys.
You have to eat all the eggs and then do a twirl without getting nauseous >>560970335I am pretty sure the average (casual) f2p is rolling for umas instead of waiting to dump everything on the next meta support card banner
this or osaka hai?
>>560970171ardan
i made some dogshit aces, none of them hit S+ and i already feel burnout
>>560970535Spring Triple Crown
>>560970487>slaves (agnes)
SPRING LINES
>>560970535only do that if you can slap down a megaphone and ankle weight on it as well
>>56097000928th - Dubai races with Yanko in Dubai World Cup as the main event29th - Takamatsunomiya KinenWe do have a full-sister to Equinox racing in around 10-11 hours
>>560970535depends of your inventory and your shop points
>>560970354You're in a holoGOD general bwo
>finally done with TTmaxxing>.... have to train for l*ngslop now
>>560968439Good luck!
>>560966084I know I should spend more time grinding up more 50m titles for my other oshis but doing career runs with my kamioshi makes me feel an indescribable amount of comfort and joy even if I already have her expert title
>>560970624You heard me, Agnes.
>>560970638
>>560970524>be a casual>impulse pull on shiny things>new scenario arrives>your cards suck>struggle>quitmany such cases.
>rest all of 2 times in a career>both times were sleep-deprived + night owl
can sweepy hurry up and save me from grinding this slop
>>560968115>LITERALLY dressed as a devil
>>560970335Copano Rickey in 3 months THO
>>560966084ryan LOVE
>>560966084oshis?
>>560970956>burn 30k carats so that you can coin-toss A-finals for 1500 carats once a yeari can see this gaslight from 3200m away.
I hate that /uma/ is still full of shitters, how do the majority of players here still dont have a plat
>>560971190i have 1 plat from the previous golshi cm
>>560971190I still can't believe that I lucked myself into one desu
>>560970412indonesians and filipinos were going to get internet access and start learning english regardless of the american presidential elections.
>>560971190Not interested in PVP beyond participation rewards
>>560971190>gacha game>strive to be "competitive"lollmao
>>560971190That can't be true, I got like four of five plats even without ksb
>>560966084orange
im f2p and have plat titleno i wont post it
love ryan
>>560971170>burn 60k carrots on FotM speed card to use for a few CMs.Ahhh much better
What changed?
>>560971420Anon there's like 500+ people in /uma/, from those 500 maybe 30 are strong trainers. It's not that surprising
>>560971434pls run this uma
>>560971621those are 2 (two) whales samefagging
>>560971614How many careers are you going to do from now until she gets replaced, retard?
>>560971467mating press
>>560971434I noticed you're missing a very specific orange their friend
>>560971190i'm not brown, gacha games isn't an esport here
>>5609716213200m longslop is worse than normal longslop
>>560970817Struggling is not hopeless as long as you are diligent with playing everyday and clearing most of the event ladder but at that point I don't think you could call yourself a regular casual. Maybe a seasonal player is the right word for ones who barely play? Someone who logs in to collect uma funds, rolls on umas when they feel like it and reads their stories in URA mode. Sounds like a zero stress way of playing Uma since those kind of people don't participate in CM at all.
>>560971190I like to have fun and I can't stress too much because my doctor said so
>>560971621he forgot how bad it was you could say he had....long memory loss
>>560971640>Anon there's like 500+ people in /uma/...
Is this score actually safe or should I be panicking? Also fuck you cyniggers if you're so concerned about numbers with 69 in club chat then round my fucking score up.
/uma/ has 500+ spies and clones
>>560971190i have a platit's sprint so i'm actually better than shitters that don't have it while having mediums and longs
>>560971732500? I don't know.
>>560971825gacha tourists belong in the deepest level of the inferno, the same level as gyarus.
>>560971434Orenj
why are guts cards like this
>>560972084Ikuno…………….Dictus
>>560971973anon... you're already dead.
>>560971621Long is only bad if you don't have Creek. Sprint and dirt are massively gate kept by spark requirements that only no lifers can meet, especially back to back on the accelerated schedule.
>>560972094They released a good one with good events right before MANT and then didn’t give it any race bonus
>>560971190PVP sucks and I don't have a single competitive bone in me. I just like playing Umamusume for the cute girls + their stories and force myself to get into Group B finals just so I have more carats to roll for my oshis.
>>560972308they didnt intend people to play MANT like this
Another new day to rape the Dotoposter
>>560972398tits too big
>>560972398Im a hairy guy whose gonna be 35. You can't rape me.
>>560972368didn't they playtest it
>>560972368Why does race bonus even exist if they didn't intend for people to be pushing 30 races in the racing scenario?
>>560972520lmao
>>560972520>300 RB goal in classic senior yearlmfao they expected you to race 5 times a year tops
>>560972508Older and hairer dudes have been raped before
>>560972541they did expect people to race 30 timesthey did not expect people to mutate umas into mile medium long As and do every single G1 possiblelike stacking race bonus is only good if you actually do every single G1 in the game
>>560971190i don't do parent runs
>>560972520The point requirements being absurdly low to advance should give you a hint. They definitely didnt count on players will abuse racing bonus.
>>560972508>hairy guy whose gonna be 35oh word?
>>560972520If you know about the balance hot fix for DYI scenario, you know Cygames doesn't play test much
Cygames gave every distance its own TS TrophyCygames expected like you to take Bakushin and only do sprint races, like 20 OP races and shit
>>560972398tits too small
How do I have sex?
>>560972520it took more than a month for JP to realize how busted race bonus was in this scenario and even then most didn't catch on till halfway to Grand Live
why even bother continuing
if the devs didn't want you to run umillion races why the shop is a crippling debt simulator
>>560972508>whoseyou're also a guy who doesn't know english
I just failed a training and got an Ashinzawa event that gave me +3 all stats instead of the normal thing you get, what the hell?
>>560973017your*retard.
>>560972817korwagate...
>>560972927I'll show you~>takes your hand and leads you to a bedroom
>>560972975Fine always fucking blitzes her event chain for some reason, just accept it and move on.
>>560972975fan/parent run
>>560972927ask falcon. she's very experienced.
Just got NTR support card. Was I gaslit again? There is no fucking race bonus on this shit.
>>560972065The lowest circle of hell is reserved for traitors. Gyarus are a proud and noble race who would never betray you.
>>560973173Not true in fact she quite often doesn't finish at all
>>560973285>>560973285>>560973285fresh
>>560973313Yes
>>560972975Her and Spe are the fucking worst because they somehow always manage to finish the chain early before you even level the stat or nowhere to be seen
>>560973313
>>560973447Its garbage until you get 4 copies? Why the fuck would you tell anyone to pull for this trash!
>>5609735973 is usable, but any less is not
>>560973597all cards are garbage until you get 4 copies
bump
>>560972975because that's life
>>560969094That's what delusion does to a manHe'll see a garbage pile and think it's gold
what other girls are flat and cute like vodka?
>>560948681My big ol' cock in both of them.
