Previous: >>560973285>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Narita Top Road (Speed), SR Admire Vega (Guts), SR Mejiro Ryan (Stamina), SR Bakushin (Power)Current CM: Pisces Cup - Hanshin Turf 3200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/632/03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards03/12 - 04/15 - Paid 3* & SSR Selector available in Carats Shop03/12 - 03/24 - Free Daily 10-Scout03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 303/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Victoire Pisa (3*), AI-Chan (3*), SSR Yanko, SSR CasinoNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Post it.
Uma for this feel?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MqS263kA84
>>560998592Teio!
Are YOU oshi gaming?
>>560998662yes. my oshis are tamama cross, gold ship, and kitasan black.
>>560998662yes. my oshis are tamama cross, narita taishin, and kitasan black.
>Golshi run>everything going great>no Long S but still on track>no speed anklets>fuck>no speed anklets/megaphones>FUCKRun ended with 1022/1150/1150/500/600, two gold recoveries, Daring Strike, spurt, ALL I FUCKING NEEDED EXCEPT TWO MORE GODDAMN SPEED TRAININGS AND (optionally) LONG SFUCK THIS GAME FUCK YOU CYGAMES I'M DONEfor tonight
Jordan borgar!
>>560998527Laisu!
>>560998662I want to run Kita, Dia, Bourbon, Cafe, Ayabe and Ardan but I only have three slots. Yes I am a fucking whore.
I can't bring myself to have spreadsheetfag levels of autism, I just build cute horses and hope their rank is high
>>560998662I'm Brian gaming with a slice of *rapes you* and maybe rudolf
>>560998616>>560998706>>560998828LOOK AT THIS LOSER
>>560998706that will still (help) get you to A-finals, probably.
>>560998662>Suzuka, Rice and Cafe as favouritesI don't know if I have the strength to watch my girls lose over and over again
>>560998662My oshi comes out in two days
>>560998838
>>560998662Sei will be deployed despite her 3% win rate in rooms
>>560998662my oshi is vbourbon,kitasan and gold ship
>>560998856this dance looks stupid. do the japanese not know how to dance?
Daring Sex!
>>560999021Don't say that
>>560998662No. My oshi is Suzuka, but she can't win vs Kitasan/Golshi/tamamoSo I'll try running Golshi/Tamamo/Kitasan. But it's hard, MANT lowrolling sucks sucks suckslike look at how retarded pic related is
Which uma would be enough of a gamer to jam to this song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcRWkoVFqXw
>>560998951
>>560998662It'll get worse when I have to train her for dirt.
I have lost the will and strength to do another TB run
>>560999285wrong thread retard x157
>>560999285There are torenas in this thread that are younger than that webm.
why does she get TWO legend races
Once I breed out all the Unity from my Parent Lines, 300 and perhaps even 400 affinity will be attainable.Soon.
>>560998662Yes, I'll always train my beloved Teio (to medium or long) I also by coincidence like Kitasan Black a lot don't call me a metafag. I wanted to bring Rudolf too to complete the group but I accidentally rolled for Tamamo Chud and I can't be a complete oshifag, it would be disrespectful towards the tryhards.
>>560999302curren would give up on her dreams this easily and just settle for starting an umafans.
>>560999395I just made that one though. This was the older one, before I could even touch UA.
>mfw gutsmaxxed UG garbage routinely loses to my S+ umas because they inflated their rank capping a literally useless stat that doesnt even help them get points
>marked
>>560999503>the random C-rankso, the game never stops randomly fucking you once in awhile.
Bwos, are we bros? Be honest with me
Just realized Nature was my third trainee for completing the URA scenario. Oops.
>>560999615depends
>>560999595No, anything less than UC was likely an auto train and anything less than S was a failed autotrain because I forgot to put the right settings.
Her outfit so good but her kit so ASS
>>560999515I like how sloptubers pushed the F2P friendly UG builds because it made TT so easy and soon they will make CM easy as well. Absolute deranged individuals that cooom at big numbers.
>>560999556
>>560998662Yes, we only won Gemini tho
>>560999615I will never be your bwo, gwo
>>560999615Nyoo
>>560999675>ASSGreat, right?
How many guts card do I want for TT when I'm gutzmaxxing for mile and sprint and maybe medium?I'm assuming always two wit cards so 2spd 2guts 2wit depending on if they have a speed bonus or not?
>>560999674Wait this is kind of a lie, a UD also meant I probably didin't buy skills at the end of a run because the run sucked.
>>560999697
I got raped
>>560999657>>560999710>>560999714Noooo....
>>560998003>2400 points already lets you level majority of skills + golden versions + ultsThat's not enough.>where the fuck are you going to spend all those points?If you run out of skills to buy then OO everything you remotely care about.>Also ace run easily lands 2-3 stats past 1100 so whats even the pointCan't afford to run parent cards during ace runs.Looking at the blues, +600 is a 10% chance for >2 blue while +1100 is a 12% chance.Better to focus on skillpoint gain, buying or improving skills beats the small improvement to your blues' odds from taking other stats to 1100
>>560999674you auto-run your aces?
>>560999754If you don't have speed bonus it's tough to gutsmax. I think the typical deck is 1 speed 3 guts 2 wit. The 1 speed is usually NTR since you need really strong clicks.
>>560999881Deck?
eid mubarak my niggas
>>560999868
How does this look for my evil nature run
>>560999881gold ship game.it never ends.
cm11 status?
>>561000025Eid Mubarak to you too nigga
>>561000106what's a cm
>>561000106depressed
>>561000029
>>560999129Sorry yeppers but you don't have "If Losing, Win" as your unique
>>561000010I was trying to gutsmax with Gold City and it felt like shit so I was just wondering. I usually would fail to hit speed cap by like 150 points so maybe the old power sparks + 2wit + 2spd + flex is good enough.
>>561000106I wanna move on to cm12 already
>>560999929When onsen first dropped I was REALLY bad at it and the auto trainer was unironically better than me. I would watch it to see what it was doing to see where I could possibly be wrong, only to find out it was also wrong. Then I finally learned and stopped. The only time I auto runs now is if I see it's going to be terrible in order to still get fans for my circle, auto run parents (I'll stop this soon too), which technically Stego also is for Late/End, or when I need to raise bond but she's been maxed out for ages so I haven't had to do it for her specifically since early January.This is why I don't give advice.
>>561000146centimeters
LMAO
>>561000162
>>561000185Whoops I don't know why that quoted
>>560999515I mean you can do a normal deck and get 1200/500/1200/500/12000, or you can do a guts deck and get 1200/500/1200/1200/1200. There's no reason not to cap guts, you can still hit other stat caps anyway.
>>561000015>>561000073I even got a perfect Victory Cheer + Radiant Star but still jobbed to this and a SS Tamamo. End Closers are scary.
gotta go bust a nut to peeing mambo brb
>>561000306
>>561000278>Nathanistic>fagbook file nameKindly end yourself
>>561000278tell me, /uma/, is her team full-retard?
>>561000361I'm never able to get those stats with a similar deck
>>561000306dober wouldn't do this
>>560998527Bright!
>>561000361bwo???? your speed??????
Who's the SSR Cafe of guts? I can only slot in one guts card and want to get as much guts as possible out of it
>>561000506This, never marry a feminazi
>>561000524WAIT THAT WASNT MARUZEN?
>>561000452
I am NOT horny.
>>560998629I have had this soundpost on loop for 2 runs now, going in for my 3rd
Dober would get mating pressed in an instant
I can finally rest.
>>561000584
>>561000616https://mega.nz/file/DBoFjRrA#_hNJTU6VqHynySsSfpgn1mgqrW6O18_uw1vLRnkVibI
>>561000583Nyo
>>561000714Congrats
>>561000736
Is it worth it to run Takarazuka on both years? I have a juicy training on Senior Takarazuka and I already beat it on Classic year
>>561000714you're no longer a shitter anon, how does it feel?
>>561000476i stopped playing pkmn after alola but i like mimikyu and corviknight
>>561000876
>>561000714>UG>not UG1Thats like 5'11" vs 6'0" So close yet so far!
>>561000901i believe the only G1 that needs repeating for an epithet is queen elizabeth.
>>561000185Was really excited what the reply is going to be, instead I got yeppers...
>>561000926Liberating. I don't even feel like pushing for 20k (without using guts decks), I'm just glad that it's fucking over.
>>561001026
I wouldn't hate long cm if accel inherits were good. I could actually stomach the training for them but I'm still learning MANT and i have to hit the thresholds with a shit deck. I've only made 1 1/2 aces and I'm waiting to roll the third. I fucking hate this, mediums will be better.
>>561000618https://youtu.be/1J9ffRgADRU?t=32
>>561001139I was initially going to reply Maruzensky but I doubt she even knows what a PC is and thought I had remove the quote whoopsies
>>561001209
>>561001324Way to ruin my hope, asshole!
>>561001432Rape
>>561001270you had more than a week to learn
>>561001373
>>561001473Shut uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!
>>561001485I got in trouble at work because of some bitch and didn't have much time to play.
>>561001519
>>561000361>jobbed to a fucking whalethat's to be expected, anon>max speed>max stam>2 golds>1050 power>Long S>1k witthe 600 guts are just the icing on the cake. Sure, a whale Kitasan might win, but End Closers are much easier to train
Do not waste your paid carats. They eventually gonna introduce step-up banners that require you forking up to 5000 paid carats to get the max value out of them. If you're buying monthly packs/anniversary packs, you're better off saving them.
>>561001432>>561001575Chiyo rimming my asshole
>>561001656anon, that's literally 1.5 years away
>>561001645
>>561001656I wonder if it's still fun to play the game f2p by then.
I broke my diet again
>>561001774
>>561001656step up banners have been a scam in every gacha they've ever been in
>>561001621Yeah, this is the NEET scenario. There were days I only did one run and our club rank is now suffering.
>>561001916
>>561001656anon i'm literally thinking about quitting this game right now do you really think i'll be here when that drops?
Uma musume but drawn in the style of baki.
>>561001984>loves you
Do i need to finish part 2 missions too for the selector, or only part 3?
28821072cm11
>>560998527cute /u/mas!
>>561002159No
>>561001737You should have your pulls planned for at least the next two years.
>>561002052
>>561002105
OH BABY
I want to have sex
>>561002198
i'm tired of longslop
>>561002050>uma curryYou can't just add "uma" to everything in the umaverse.
>>561002382Umazing.
>>561002050Umamommy.>>561002382Umawrong
>>561002382you can't umastop me
>>561002350
Umami
86093551
>>561002382Umanko
how many clocks do you have left? i burnt like 100 clocks alreadyi want to believe training for long CM consumes more compared to other CMs with stam cards and long distance Uma, because this doesnt seem to be sustainable until the end of this scenarioi probably should just do 3 runs a day and quit if i fail early races?
>>561002510
>>561002510>>561002645Ardan would do this
>>561002645
I love playing crane game on botched MANT runs
>>560998662I gave up oshi gaming the second I picked rolling Fuku instead of Nature wit. I am Shiraoki's washed up fallen disciple.
Dirt umas!
>>561002762
DANCHOOO WHY ARE YOU FLATLINING DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY ARE WE KEEPING FLATLINERS DANCHOOOOOOOOOOO WAKE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>560998662not this time, i won the previous CM with el condor pasa which i put alot of effort in. but then the free rolls gave me seiun sky and kitasan, and i like them alot tooim being brainwashed by the actual front umas
>>561002159
>>561002943You play the don’t retard, game.
>>561002895
boy
>>561003003I fucking HATE training Taishin in MANTblazerhow the fuck do you people win early miles with her
>>561002382Umapregnation umasex
>>561003046
>>561003141Umapyoi
>>561003189
>>561002952Cute RyanDid you make her?
>>561003189gn
>>561003287no, i just post cute ryans when i see them
I'm surprised but I actually don't mind Trackblazer so far. The fact that I'm still getting way better stats for my Umas in it (even with less than good runs) is keeping me going.
>>561003316Good night and thanks
>>561003316Godspeed anon
>>561002952Dead tomboy
>>561003316oh noooooo what a night-mare
>>561003393I want to suck her tits
>>561003421Shit slopHer eyes are very specific
>>561003421When you find out you were a FrAuD the whole time
>>561003503sex
>>561003503Why did your image turn into a jpg
>>561003421>when she sees your dick
>>560998662Yes. My wife nature still needs her Long S
>>560998662hmmm... perhaps I will try. Digitan can run anything, after all.
>>561003598
Boys
>>561003703Cute brat
>>561003316gn anon
>>560998662I was going to run Spe Grass King but Taishin appeared in the free rolls and parent luck has been pure garbage so King probably won't happen
All of the Meijiros are sluts.
making a B rank uma is actually impossible what on gods green earth
>>561003597this a new costume?
>>561003780CB would show up drunk to a G1 race, win, and then scold you for stressing out about it
>>561003780seex seex seex seex seex seex seex seex seex seex
>>561003863Use your credit card
>>561003854Not Dober
>>561003863Use one of those rating optimizers
>>561003863It gets bumped to A or A+ can't recall which
>>561003917Ugly Uma
>>561003248>>561002692I'm gonna do it
disGUSTING anon
QoL status?
>>561003867Brian doesn't appreciate being harassed by cute kouhais nearly enough
Can anyone post that chart about which umas stories are romantic, tragic, comedic etc?
>>561004057If'n ur the big gay
>>561003867Brian ate Durandal
Hesitant Front runner for next CM, is it effective or the minus on speed wouldn't matter? Hoping to give my ends more chances
>>561003703This made my dick twitch.
>>561004369
I'm sure I'll get a 3* spark, just you wait.
Why is everyone just producing SS umas like it's normal???????????HOW
>>561004565No
>>5610045651*Guts
>>561004562
>>561004565hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 2 guts
>>561003854>>561003940Or McQueen
>>561004619>>561004621>>561004679
>>561004229
>>561004590Money, cuck
>>561004590Getting SS now is about as hard as getting 14k rating umas was in aoharu, my first ever MANT run was SS and now I regularly make SS+
>>561004717Thanks
>>561004703Could be worse
such a bullshit rival
>>561004703Glue factory, redo the career
>>561004590Did you not roll for FM?
I'm just going to make barebone aces and hope that by the time I end up in Group B I go against shitters that have worse stamina than my umas
>>561004624First male uma ever right there
>>560998662Have been from the beginning good lord some of my earlier builds are embarrassing, especially Cancer and Gemini
>>561004156she only likes being harassed by hishi
>>561003917basically awakened Miki
>>561004923
>>561003598no, that's pic related
>>561005013Thats a big boy
>>561004717Who the fuck want Sirius' story?
>>561005037
>>561004057only faggots would call her ugly
>>561004689Especially McSlut
>>561004998>yurislop
>>561005028Wait till she sees my first up close
Biwa Hayahide or Narita Brian?
>>561004998This is true
>>561004590Use guts cards, cuckie
>>561005013Cheval owes me boobsex
>>561005305Neither
>>561005305Brian Brian Brian Brian Brian Brian Brian Brian Brian Brian
>>561004929As for this CM, I still need to get Taishin a better build but the sisters are ready to go
>>561005241>closetedhomo
>>561005305brian is one of the least sexy umas in the gameactually, both brians are. wow. yeah, brians suck.
>>561005417Yuri don't sell
>>561004717This is what I saw when I got drunk a few weeks ago and why I blew 150pulls on Mejiro ArdanNow she's becoming Kami-oshi status, I love this mare so much
>>561005154
>>561005305The hot one
>>561005483>both誰?
>>561004590Same way they were making S-ranks (non-sprint S ranks) in AoharuExtreme high-rolls, or piggu piggu pigguI made 1 S-rank Grass Wonder and one S rank Mejiro Ardan during all of Aoharu
What a depressing stat
>>561005542
sex with brian
>>561005037>>561005037>>561005037>>561005037
>>561005483>not Coal ShittyCuck.
>>561005668how did you even get to summer
>>561005697Me on the right
>>561005494since when? Because they won't let it air on your tvs since they'd have to stone the audience? You mudslimes really lack braincells>inb4 mant argumentno, mant is just bad you fucking retard. Ain't no one quitting the game over the 'yuri' events - but you probably don't even play.
>>561005305Banana Fiend, of course
>>561005393I will get Brian one day>I will get Brian one dayI will get Brian one day>I will get Brian one dayI will get Brian one day>I will get Brian one dayI will get Brian one day>I will get Brian one dayI will get Brian one day>I will get Brian one dayI will get Brian one day>I will get Brian one day
>>561005668I've had several unlucky runs like these
>>561005716By burning all my clocks. At least summer soooorta fixed it.
>2ndYeppers. I'm done with MANT. Should be enough for group B
well that was fun at least
>>561005483Anon, i regret to inform you, you might be gay.
>>561005904SHE'S SO COOL
>>561005789She has a rerun banner in a couple of months, so save up a spark and you'll get her for sure
Do you guys believe most of the playerbase isn't going to be sending their TT team to Pisces's swimming contest?
>>560998662I'm heavily considering to not
>>561006001It would take a miracle to consistently see people bringing umas with 1 gold and 800-1000 stamina
>>561003316night night>>561002336Me too, I feel you. I *really* want to have sex!!>>561003498Pfft, hahaha that got me ackshully.
>>561005754>not using mods to remove the scenes
i lifted something that weighed 20 pounds today, and now my hernia is acting up
>>561006001>make ace-ish uma >field her on my TT team as well>make better ace>switch when numbers get biggerIf you see 1k stam umas on medium, it's probably me.
Do you check the jukebox to see which Uma gave it a thumbs up? It's fun finding what songs my favorite likes.
Nice fan art, umatardshttps://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/10991679
don't click
i ain't clicking that
>>561006458That's Deltarune fanart though.Not sure why they're giving Susie tits though.
JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>561006458>linking undertale pornKill Jordonfags
>>561006516>>561006574they're referring to this
IT KEEPS GOING HIGHER
>>561006643That's still Deltarune fanart even if she's dressed as Daiwa.
>>561006458
>>561006643NOOOOOOOOOO
>>561006643Kill yourself
>>561006280paizuri
>>561006694
Thoughs?Kitasan didn't resolve. I would have preferred that over radiant star. Obviously no S long on a frontrunner = glue but I might try her in some rooms anyway.
STOP!You have been visited by Officer TicketNo arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about her on her birthday
>>561006657>brown
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2035189668073939381/photo/1oi cunts
>>561006796>OG Bourbonquite based desu. I'm running the metafag version
>>561006796Glue factory
Why is the Oguri so much better here? Is it just because of the gold skills?
>>561006796>All the posters we had when we were trying to pronounce "G00 1st F∞" are long goneno...>1200+60 w/ 1 goldprobably excessive to go for OO, no idea what the base version's golds are>Trackblazer, TTLno wonder everyone runs the Valentine's version
>the movie only tr/a/nny is still on itjesus fuck die already you jp tard you dont play the game or watch the anime
>wit taishin over nn>speed mayo over kita / fukuam i missing something here or are these cards actually good?
>>561006960>woke localizations coming to other regions It's over...
>>561006884she has nice tits
Is TopRo card actually THAT good?
>>561007116You're mixing cards for front, end, pace, what are you doing.>6 SSREnjoy never finishing an event chain
Ardan is busy having sex with me
>>561007303not my deck. some sloptuber's video got on my recommended feed. apparently the source is some JP post 4 years ago
>>561007116Taishin looks pretty unimpressive but maybe there's a secret with the card that I'm unaware of. She does have 10% RB at leastSpeed Maya is good though
>>561007229It is very good for this scenario
>>561007229Is overhyped, more overhyped than creek at launch
>>561007229matik is better ngl
>>561006884no ones gonna listen to an officer showing their belly button
>>561007229NTR is good if you use it on an uma without speed growth or if you can't afford KSB on your deck due to low RB. If you don't get speed rainbows with her on summer then the run is over.Fuku on the other side helps, massively helps, with early game snowballing and will save you many clocks but it's easier to use on umas that don't care that much about speed training.
>>561007468This is a camel not a horse
I fucking hate the Crane Game. Why yes, please do just fucking drop all of the plushies you're carrying before they even get to the end oh and what's that? I didn't go far enough and thus I can't pick up the plushie because it isn't dead fucking center?? Please just fuck me in the ass even more and slap my poor Trainee while you're at it
>>561006884I want to impregnate her
>>561007505>Please just fuck me in the assNo, faggot
>>561007468Everyone hates Tickezo until they see her body
>>561007486I've always been using 3 speed but maybe I'll do a high roll run with NTR/Fuku + double wit
>>561007621>hate TickezoNo one is saying this
>>561007621Tomboys aren't sexy
>>561007592Then I'll just fuck YOUR ass
i think brian should have sex with me
>>561007505My favourite part is where the button is unresponsive for a second or two at the start of each round, and then the massive DRAG VIEW LEFT/RIGHT hint in the middle of the screen (which is shown EVERY fucking time) persists almost until the moment you reach the plushie, blocking most of your vision for the whole thing. Holy shit the Japs are so fucking incompetent at UX it's unreal.
>>561007505>Please just fuck me in the assI never bought a strap-on, are fingers okay?
>>561007036her gold recovery is stronger than the 2 white recoveries from gold ship so she has more stamina on a 3200m track
>>561007737No
>>561007751Why
I'm getting kale spam in one run after having seen it rarely throughout several runsAnd I'm all out of cupcakes
>30% chance of failure>Misses>35% chance at failure>Misses>3% chance at failureHitsWhat the fuck is wrong with you Bamboo
...
I hate every one of you faggots.
>>561007970Chrono no! Don't watch me fap to you
Do you think there are 30 bot clubs out there built purely to farm alt accounts full of carats?
>can get the autumn and summer crowns by winning the classic year kinens and then the rest in the senior year even if you don't win the senior kinensi don't think this game knows how time works....
>>561007840If you show this to feminists and Muslimpanese they'd fill their house with shit in fear
>>560998662For CM. Unfortunately no since Doto doesn't have a great recovery skill. Probably when we return to Medium though. I will enter Dia into this CM though
>>561008035That makes me happy
>>561008035
>>561007791As long as your fingernails are properly trimmed.
>>561008220Taishin would be in the middle
>>561007850I thought stamina only affected HP and both have plenty at the end. Maybe I need to do some more reading.
>boyfag eventwtf I love MANT now
>>561008165Post the prompt noger
>>561007791YWNBAW
Matikane is Michaels, NTR is Jannetty
>try ryan in MANTblazer>have the worst run>always late blocked>no good items>kitasan camping gutsFUCK YOU RYAN THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS
I wasted 1500 carats and got 6 face cards and one gold.
>>561008327
>>561008327But they tease Fuji in a butler costume and never show it. Surely Cygames could afford to make some 3D costumes for these events...
>>561007505You can eventually get it 100% of the time but it still drops plushies for no reason and for that it will always be ass. And I will fuck and slap both you and your trainee's ass for this
Can someone post their CM11 McQueen and deck? Not sure if I should run her pace as usual or aim for Front.
>>561008470>they tease Fuji in a butler costume and never show itThat's why game only tards are missing out
>>561008473I can never tell if I'm like 2 pixels off dead center or if it's just the game telling me to eat shit after doing nothing wrong.Because I swear it get them right on but still end up dropping more often than actually winning the plush.
>Connecting
Connecting...
>>561008587I've already watched all the anime but I want to see her in-game like that!
Fucking cyfaggots fix your servers
that's it i am raping all of the botters
>>561008374Mirako is Jimmy, Topro is Chuck
>softlocked
it's over
AIEEE MY UMA RUN
>>5610086982bad
Cygays are trying to nuke my highroll Cafe run AAAAIIEEEEE
Where's the downtime jiggie?
nice gmae retartds
Are the servers dying?
My run , what the fuck
Danchou look! Danchou they're slacking off!
55327292CM
it's over EOS confirmed this was our last dahby
>>561008808Not the Vodka Christmas boots. Please, anything but that. What did she do to deserve those?
>>561008901Look at this*unzips dick*
>>561008621Try to feel it instead. Since the timing is always the same you can time it with enough practice. But god forbid you get 5 plushies at once and the crane just decides to drop all of them on the way back, just fuck you I guess.
Tried watching a VF video. Needed to put it at 0.75 speed. Why does he talk like he's coked up?
I have just cum to McQueen
>>561009159
I will fully accept the 100 clock apology for that brief server outage. I would unironically accept those, I'm down 30 more clocks than I should be because I've been stubborn about my runs
McQueen isn’t even that good looking
>>561009280McQueen is sex
>>561008813This is your fault>>561009159Good job
>>561008274It does only affect HP. Your umas only have enough to lightly jog to the finish line. You want enough HP to get your umas to start accelerating to their max speed as soon as they reach the "Final leg" part of the track.Take a look at your Gold Ship's speed line. She speeds up a little at the beginning of the final leg, but only at the end of the track does she speed up to her actual top speed.
>>561009280t. dictus
Kawakami...
Fuku's umanko, please
McQueen is the funny desuwa horse
McQueen is the car
I swear to god BOFA procs in maybe 1/10 races
post something cute
>>561009280Desuwa?
I want bet TALL mcqueen
>>561009474Gonna beat something else alright
>>561009120Third language and chinese is generally just a lot more dense as a language, its hard to slow down for English
>>561007080>pronounce "G00 1st F∞"gowo first fin-finit>probably excessiveIf I'd thought about it longer and checked in the sim I probably would have skipped hanshin (180SP) and took FR corners @ (140 SP) and MIGHT have had enough SP left for rainy weather for 40 more guts. sim says it averages half a length more. But i really just didn't have any more skills I could buy. Shit happens. I really want 1200 1200 on bourbon though since that's how you get her signature epithet. Win AHFS Satsuki and Derby while undefeated then reach 1200 stam. I guess on future runs I'll remember 1200 + 1G is enough.>no wonder everyone runs Valentineon 3k+, EL + GW is barely better than TTL, and adding GW to TTL is even less impactful. On paper at 1200 stam+1G their uniques are identical, but something about the hill late race makes OG's worse and Valentines better by .6 lengths. But the REAL reason V is better than OG is access to Escape Artist. I do have VB but I wanted to use the OG since it's the one length she's only a slight downgrade instead of completely terrible compared to her alt.
>NPC cafe with a single grey recovery skill and 350 stamina keeps winning the tenno shothis doesnt make any sense bwos and she somehow was able to spurt super fucking fast with 400 power
>>561009280
>>561009660the Princess of Inverted Paizuri...
>>561009763ZRR is so lucky
>>561009598
Is there anything you miss from old /uma/ threads?
>>561009945american umas...
I just realized after a week of playing MANT that the debut race saps energyWhat the fuck MANT no wonder my plan after the debut kept messing up
>>561009945That card is very good for Late Surgers
>>561010036lol, rake take post
>SEA hours>Dead thread
>>561010398Spe-chan's cute wife
>>561007229At what LB is NTR card usable?
Daring Tact...
>>5610104913LB, when the race bonus is unlocked
maybe CM11 isn't the best to start experimenting with side modes
Umas that like pineapple on pizza?
Can you guys tuck me in? I'm so sleepy...>>561010036Resting one turn before debut is usually a good idea.
>>561010654>rest before debut>night owlI have been fooled before.
How many free rolls of NTR banner do we have left?
I'm already losing motivation to do my borrows...
>>561010654That's exactly how I noticed it. I started resting before debut for a full energy, suddenly, missing some energy.
>a bottle of basedsauce>"""energy drink""">green tea>"""kale juice""""
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>561008534On long, the further back you can run someone the better. Kitasan is the only actually good FR and even then her unique is RNG. Borrowing it is only .1 and pretty weak. Pace can at least RNG with head on, can borrow kitasan all the same since it hits in 1st and 2nd, and you can also take tamamo cross' unique that hits when you pass into 3rd or 2nd.
>>561008327Boys.
>>561011061>a bottle of my cum>"""milk"""and yet you drink it all anyway
>>561010448>checks last thread>slow as fuck as wellhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>get cancer (im fine now :))>mom's "le nature heals u :)))" friend gives me a mystery green liquid that is apparently detoxes shit or something>drink it>taste like shit>associated it with chemo ever sincei think it was unironically kale juice
This is what a lowroll looks like now
Is there any way to prevent this? This triggers my autism.
You know, I've realized that I don't really like this game. Instead of doing another climax scenario, maybe I just won't and take it easy for the rest of the month. Maybe I'll finally send out some resumees to see if I can increase my salary. They do say that the best time to be looking for a job is when you already have one. Wish me luck Dancho remember you will only hurt yourself if you kick me right now!
>>561010559Lewd Tachyon
t-teiobro...?
>>561011314Have you tried drinking the all cure drink and eating a pancake?
>>561011061anon that's not green tea...
>>561011335That's only slightly worse than my highroll - like one turn away from the last race
>>561011426I'm tempted to tell support to either add or even remove paid carats on my account so I can have a count divisible by 50 again.
>rainbow party hat>"""megaphone""">powder kegs from donkey kong>"""ankle weights"""
>>561011428If Danchous were motivated by self-interest, they would never become Danchous in the first place
>>561011428Mambro...
>>561000476>Tyranitar, togekiss and mimikyuGoated. The rest are gay numons. Deserved. Uma mususme
>>561011883I need Ryan to do this
>>561011936bro mimikyu and toxapex are from the same gen
How do I give her Long-tier Stamina AND maximum power AND prevent her from becoming a retard all at once?
Hmmm, I feel like with a high roll this could work. Maybe swap pasa for tamamo power card to get more stamina, and bourbon wit for extra speed.
>>561012127Credit card
>>5610121272 Speed, 2 Stam, 1 Power, 1 Wit
>>561002952Ew
>>561000278if she knows what she's doing she made a disgusting stall team
>>561012336Exactly. “I’m just playing casually”, my ass; it’s like she picked her team entirely from Smogon OU’s top-played list
>>561011670
>>561000476Her team is full of OU's finest throughout the generations, so no. All of them except Toxapex are based at least. Shame that now none of the other seiyuus are going to show their teams from the response to Suzuka's.
I had to swipe to spark shitasan and I got her in the 190s, didn't get a single 3* the entire banner either. I'm so fucking bitter right now.
>dropping a sprint only horse in the middle of MANTcvrrenBVOS... HODL...
>>561012127power is a meme for pace chaser this CM, focus more on wit and skills and just deal with the power you get from sprint training + the other mantblazer sources
>>561013094where is the nipple
>>561013196I ate it
>>561013094I HATE CURREN
Can torenas actually survive uma pegging?
>>561012127Run 3 wit with power sparks
>>561012127use THAT
>>561013821I still don't know how people are achieving 1200 with just 2 speed cards
Uma for this feel?
>>561014023On 20% speed growth umas? Just click speed, bro
>>561014023with enough luck oguri can do it with one card
this deck is good or nah?
>>560855765i understand now.
>>561014230how do you ulala to orange for classic summer
>>561012127>L7it's bad, don't bother
>>561014230If you had Ayabe Guts it would be even stronger
>>561014343Obviously, but I wanted to try a quick run, and couldn't be bothered to get a ayabe follow
>>561014230>Four rainbows>Only 56 base gutsIs that normal? Id expect it to be in 70s
>>561014401>normal mood
oh my fucking god this suzuka kitasan shit is broken
>>561014465That explains it
This slowness is the true speed of the thread without the machines
Thread is an end closer, don't worry
MANT did kill /uma/ after all
this is a good thing
>>561014689500 replies in 3 hours and during dead hours seems good to me
i did 1 borrow and i'm already tired
Nobody's posting because they are still doing their 5 borrow runs
i'm only doing two runs a dayfuck you danchode
I wish I had MLB Riko
FUCK OFF DEMON
>>561015016Filly'd
I finally got Shakur'd today.
Do you think Umas like SBR
>>561014061you browns are zero fucking fun holy shit
>>561015016
I'm sorry nobody replied to your low effort post.
im sorry youre such a brown tranny
>>561015143When this brat arrives? I have 90k saved for emergencies
You behave like a brown and think like one too. Projecting much?
holy shit
>mile S>that support who is still green even after summer>use hammer only to get GUTS>smooth run until you waste 3 clocks in a random race>fast learner item in a glue run
Do i really have to make a suzuka if I wanna run kitasan and bourbon.
if you guys are not nice to me in the next 10 fucking minutes i am going to fucking quit the game i am so fucking done with you guys
>>561015353Around 3 to 4 weeks.
>>561015336I won't believe it until I see it on a video simple as
>>561015406of course not
>>561015420fuck o
>>561015406that's vfcord propaganda
>>561015520Hypergamy uma
>>561015420good riddanceevery Cafe post reeks of loneliness and desperation
>decide to risk it for the first time with 2 master hammer at the end>unsurprisingly enough last shop didn't give a master hammerCould be bias confirmation but I swear the game does a check regularly on how to fuck you up
How long until the Japanese moralfag police starts cracking down fanart of Uma Musume trooning out
Bouquetd'or > Chan
>>561015768Wrong
around 45 minutes till the main race at Chukyo - Chunichi Sports Sho Falcon Stakes, G3, 1400m Turf, 3YO onlyhttps://kick.com/b01doghos
>>561014230incredible high roll run that
returning retard here, I still ahve the very first selector for any umawho should I go for, Oguri Cap? what should be my goals for the next selectors as well? I have a kitasan black, creek cards at 0LB but no FiMo.
>>561013431oink
>>561015882I think you should buy a new account
>>561015882Get Taiki or Suzuka from the selector
>>561015846Any descendants of umas running?
>>561015904can you please not suggest that?I know no Kitasan is a brick but still>>561015934no Oguri?
>>561015846is pixel-kun watching locally? is literally any other anon there? no? not interested.
Is OG Rudolf better as a pace or late?
>>561015846who runs?
>>561015882normally the answer would be Suzuka but the thing that makes her stupid (Runaway) is disabled on the current scenario. Probably Taiki or Oguri.
>>561015998god i want to marry and lovey dovey my punny wife so much
>>561015934Daily legend races are coming soon, why would you brick him like that?
>>561016063how come her runaway is disabled? (im a retard)
>>561015998end
I don't know who you are or why you keep being mean to me but you need to be nice to me right NOW!
>>561016165what else should he get from the make debut selector nigga? there is nothing useful there other than Taiki and Suzukayeah go ahead and get Rice Showerretard
>>561015882Oguri is still the best uma overall in the make debut ticket, especially if you want to "feel" the game again.Suzuka is for a gimmick for heavy Front Runner players.Maruzensky and Taiki for ult inherits, but with 5 borrows they aren't that great anymore and even Taiki's will fall short with Nishino Flower dropping next month
>>561015882go for your oshiunless she's unavailable, then go for metakeep in mind we'll be getting daily legend races soon, so you might not want to spend a ticket on an uma that you can get with a month of grinding if you did their original legend races
>>561015998next cm? end
>>561016218I thought it was the pig selectorgomen
>>561016175several character-specific events are disabled for the current scenario (Trackblazer). So you can't do Mayano's spurt event, Teio's Head-on event, Suzuka's Runaway event and other stuff. I think Golshi being a bitch and disabling your trainings is also disabled but I haven't really played her.
>>561016205SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU HOMO FAGGOT BITCH ASS PUNK
>>561016257>>561016247thank youabsolute bs there is no way to get Mayano Spurt
How much of /uma/ is aware of the game's future stuff? Like, did you know that they eventually change stat caps per scenario, and Trailblazer caps at 1000 speed?
>>561015967>>561016028Happy Angel - Cafe's grandchildFukuchan Sho - Fuji Kiseki's grandchildAnd a bunch of Deep Impact and King Kamehameha spawns.
>>5610159671. Sire side - Grass Wonder2.3.4. Dam side - Neo Universe5. Dam side - Grass Wonder6. Sire side - Manhattan Cafe; Dam side - Mayano Top Gun7. Sire side - Fuji Kiseki8.9.10.11.12.13.14. Dam side - Manhattan Cafe15.16.17.>>561016028
>connectingplease let me finish my fourth borrow already
>>561016372>End SweepPlease
Cafe love
>>561016461Why do you people let yourselves become slaves. Just play when it's fun and if the game is down do anything else in the world.
>>561016467Sweep's rear end
>>561016324Just started playing JP a month ago. I only know how DYI, Onsen and BD plays out, but I haven't played the previous scenarios except for L'Arc and MANT
>>561015998her unique is easier to trigger the further back you arefor this CM she's better as end so she can also use spurt
>>561016542i'm actually having fun, i'm just shitposting about >MANT suffering
I will have sex with the next Uma posted
>>561016372Jo Cappuccino when?
>>561016389My witlet brain cant handle the numbers. Should I look on the numbers on the image and align them on your post
>>561016709god I hate you cafe faggots so much.... HOWEVER I hate creek cunts even more because all they ever do is post random creek images and goon
>>561016389For Hanshin main race - Wakaba Stakes, Listed, 2000m Turf, 3YO Colts only (1st and 2nd place gets a guaranteed spot in Satsuki Sho)1. Sire side - Epiphaneia, Symboli Kris S, Cesario, Special Week2. Sire side - Cesario, Special Week3. 4. Sire side - Orfevre, Stay Gold, Mejiro Mcqueen5. 6. Dam side - Nakayama Festa, Stay Gold7. Sire side - Epiphaneia, Symboli Kris S, Cesario, Special Week8. Sire side - Grass Wonder9. Dam side - Orfevre, Stay Gold, Mejiro Mcqueen10. Sire side - Special Week; Dam side - Jungle Pocket11. 12. >>561016721In my image they are listed by their oddsI list them with their gate number (PP)
>>561016707>>561016709uhh... saint like behavior?
