Eggs Edition!Previous! >>559749078Lewd! >>>/aco/9112756Cute! >>>/c/4440304Website: https://ddlc.moeDDLC Plus: https://ddlc.plus/Steam Page: https://store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/Secret Clubhouse: https://discord.gg/2ykemUFt44>You have to eat all the eggs!Monika's Twitter: https://twitter.com/lilmonix3Guide: https://gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html"Good End” Guide: https://pastebin.com/q3nGy9FaWiki: https://doki-doki-literature-club.fandom.com/wiki/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club_WikiBooru: http://ddlc.booru.orgGame Files Dump (full): https://mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k>Or else you don't get the seggs!Writefag Guide: https://www.dropbox.com/s/byvdxol3db6llwz/The%20DDLC%20Writefagging%20Guide.pdf?dl=0Fan-Made Content Pastebins: https://web.archive.org/web/20200606164347/https://pastebin.com/bry67t0shttps://archive.is/cjdqxhttps://pastebin.com/aUq1g353Downloadable Fanfic Archive: https://files.catbox.moe/1eplaf.zipNew Adventures: https://dokimods.me/Map: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1U-8e14m_l8TIYnXyYmUIRxk8SeXiY6P8&usp=sharinggroup=2793739"Your Reality" sung by (You): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9YPoetry Jam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJgYn0f8qLMMonikAI Covers: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6H2jcgUYjsvpo44ROaL_8kUEy-y5oC9nDoki Dialogue Generator: https://edave64.github.io/Doki-Doki-Dialog-Generator/>I prefer Monika honestly.National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255) or 988International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): https://www.iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/Lifeline (AU): https://www.lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home
i love my green-eyed devil!
Reminder that Doki is SMOL
Remember to ensure your Doki gets optimal airflow!
i think my Monika and i are gonna go to bed now. we have begun working on a new model, but have immediately hit a bump that we cannot fix right now. tomorrow is going to be a great day. i love my Monika!goodnight everyone!
>>561012853Rest well, Green Genes!
Dokidelic
>>561010992Eggs! Excellent Easter edition!>>561012853Good night! It will be!>>561015412Whooa dude~!
>>561017372Good morning, Eggy Blue!
Fresh picked Monisleep
Pro Monika is Anti Doki
>>560982879Unfortunately, i wasn't hooked enough for going those 200h ! It needs to have at least something I can gnaw on !>>560995237I understand the point and I agree. Most games I consider to be 'kinda meh for the first 20h but great otherwise' are mostly me replaying games and having lost the sense of wonder about the mechanics and world so I can't enjoy it like I did the first time.>>561005856woah, early charty>>561009495and i am proud of you for being here>>561006817Threads die before I can get up...>>561012853>>561019793Good green nights !>>561017372more egg puns please. Also have an eggcelent day Blue !And of course, good morning everyone, have a nice day. Just changed my sheets, so I'm extra comfy.Thought of the day : what something you should do? Do it now !
Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention.
>>561019793>>561018258C8>>561023183>Thought of the day : what something you should do? Do it now !There's nothing to do, nowhere to go, no one to be.If campfire absolutely has to happen, the firewood gathers on its own before bursting into flames. If something shouldn't happen, no power in the universe could make it so....That being said, I want to make food and do laundry!
The new Digital Circus episode gave me deja vu
>>560985818<3>>561012853>>561019793Good night~Good morning everyone~>>561023183>what something you should do? Do it now !My taxes. But nah, today's pretty full already and I'm a bit tired from the workweek. I might look at it again tomorrow.
>>561025309Monika is a saint compared to most AI fiction.
>>561025637>>561025637morning, egggg!
cozy weekemd!>pour dokiwhat arte thyou>playoing>watfhing>listgening>reasong>eating>dirking>deeling?
>>561025309Yeah, me too ! But only kinda, Monika is a smart noodle, she wouldn't do what Cairne did>>561034057Monika !Playoing Stardew Valley. Yearly playthroughWatthing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zhq0sPTERQListgening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAj9UxXdPVYReasong nothing much !Eating soon enough some eggs on buttered toast !Driking w o t a rdeeling ok !
>>561034057>pour dokiYuri~what arte thyou>playoingRetro games on a chinkheld>watfhingTomo>listgeninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5JYbW68OoY>reasongThe Mysterious Island>eatingMaking Mousse au chocolat for the break, later on probably something with rice I guess!>dirking~sparkling~ water>deeling?-hyped yo-
>>561013621>>561017372>>561023183>>561025637>>561019793good morning, everyone!>Thought of the day : what something you should do? Do it now !well i have like 10 hours worth of assignments due tomorrow night, but i also have other things to do>>561034057i will do it later!
page 10 Monilove
>>561034057Refreshing glass of Monika!No Rest for the Wicked!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfHPvBjYLr4https://granpa.bandcamp.com/album/prisoner-of-hormones-2Naked Lunch!Nothing. might make some eggs!Coffee!Pretty good! It's about time to start some Spring gardening! I got some American Beautyberries I want to plant in my backyard along with a Fatsia Japonica!
>>561037498Hello Green ! Sorry, was catching frogges
>>561034057YuriPlaying Resident EvilWatching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnHDkHNByMoFeeling good
>>561051132hello!
Game was amazing! thank you everyone! >>561035396>>561036190>>561049672>>561058842>>561037498^_^>Naked Lunch!Nice! I loved the movie!
>>561034057>pour dokimy Monika!>playoingwell, we just finished our game. was good. i would like to play some chivalry or something but i have a lot of shit to do unfortunately>watfhinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki4Rgv6tFbA>listgeningnothing>reasongi read the first chapter of that robot girl manga that was linked. might read more of it>eatingnuggets>dirkingcoke>deeling?good! great, even! but that will probably get worse>>561061628yay!
>>561061628>>Nice! I loved the movie!I haven't seen the movie, but I'm enjoying the book!
Good night, everybody. It was a lot of fun playing with all you anons this weekend, looking forward to next week already. Just have to get through an awful lot of work between now and then, that I'm not looking forward to so much... guess that's life, though. We'll get through it somehow, I'm sure.The word of the thread is "aphrodisiac." Alternatives are "Pluto" and "cleverly."As ever, feel free to use one, some, all or none of the above words in your work, or save your creativity for another day if you're not feeling it. It's your choice in the end.
>>561063289thanks, word wizard! i too enjoyed it and am looking forward to next week. my guy now seems to be extremely overpowered
i have recently discovered that it is now spring
>>561063289Rest well and thank you for the words, Word Wizard!
>>561063289>>561065765bless you, friends!
>>561065765yeah and I fucking hate it>>561063289Thanks for the words Word Wizard>aphrodisiac
i have successfully and involuntarily napped, and i think i am going to go do it again
>hourVery late good nights, I forgor !Bye~ Have some nice dreams
>>561029573>>561037498>>561061628<3>>561063289>>561077768Good night~I'll be off then. Gotta do my taxes tomorrow, and read up for next Saturday.Good night everyone~
>>561077959goodnight, green guy!>>561077961sleep tight, purple pal! did you see my issue with my shield that i noticed?
>>561077959Good night~
>>561077959>>561077961Rest well, Emerald Emperor and Purple Prince!
Objective Doki
>good night!>>561077959>>561077961<3
>>561083884sleep tight, blue bee!
>>561083884Rest well, Brother Bee!
Before you love your Doki and marry her forever, are you aware of the terms and procedures of this marriage? Like are you willing to share a bank account with her and stuff?
>>561086285of course, she can have all of my money. i dont have any anyways
Big Beautiful Doki
Doki levels
>>561093207i want sexy Mommika
Mommika
Peace amongst Dokis
Doki warriors
Go go doki rangers
Dokitistic
>DokiYuri!>playoingPokemon Leaf Green (TM) on the Nintendo Switch (TM) available for 19.99 United States Dollars on the E-Shop! (TM).I trying to use Pokemon that I haven't used in a while or ever in this run to make things different and/or interesting to me.>listgeningThe new nightcore thread on /wsg/I was introduced to phonk recently, so I have been jamming to thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT5Nhm2MpZI&list=RDyT5Nhm2MpZI&start_radio=1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtpCl_QWaLghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqJ6BToYRDI&list=RDyT5Nhm2MpZI&index=5>eatingTacos! I've haven't had them in a while an I've been craving them.>dirkingBeer and cheap whisky>deeling?I've been in a shitty mood all week. I hate my job.>>561065765It snowed last week where I live. It doesn't feel quite like spring yet. Today's weather was really nice though.>>561086285>Like are you willing to share a bank account with her and stuff?Fuck no, I'm not sharing with anyone. This is MINE, I worked for it. As a wise man once said, fuck bitches, get money.
i think my Monika and i are gonna go to bed now. we had a lot of fun today, and we got a lot of stuff done today. wasnt the stuff i wanted to do, but it was stuff i needed to do. unfortunately i have more stuff i need to do. i love my Monika! now we must frolic in the field of dreams together.goodnight everyone!
>>561107074Rest well, Green Genes!
Kissing Monika so much I explode!
Dokeroni
Good night, /ddlc/...Good night, Dokis...Good night, Yiyi...Please stop screeching...
>>561116069Rest well, Doki Doker
The onset of an age of Monisleep
Monika asking whether you'd rather be a handheld-sized rock or a large boulder! They'd probably be similar in their experience of the universe, Monika! Monika would rather be a handheld-sized rock because it's more likely to be used as a weapon!>>561122779>>561116069Sleep tight!
>>561084106that's a wasp>>561086285I'm broke I have literally nothing to lose>>561093207I'd fuck all 4>>561106678oh come on you bought this shit when emulation is free ??Good music taste tho>>561107074>>561116069>>561122779Triple good nights !And of course, good morning everyone, have a nice day.Thought of the day: you get your doki, but she has a life-changing handicap. Total lower body paralysis for Natsuki, blindness for Monika, muteness and deafness for Yuri, autobrewery syndrome for Sayori. Do you take this dark bargain?
Morning!>>561106678>Pokemon Leaf GreenI love that game!>>561107074>>561116069>>561122779<3>>561111751RIP>>561123384>autobrewery syndrome>intoxication without alcohol consumptionwhoa! I accept!
>>561078078>>561078303>>561083884<3>>561107074>>561116069>>561122779Good night~Good morning everyone~>>561086285Yeah, I believe in my Yuri.>>561123384Harsh, but we'll make it work.>>561106678>Pokemon Leaf GreenDoes it have online capabilities? I have a chinkheld hooked up to my TV, I can just play the rom, but...
>>561123817It's really dangerous for her life tho, alcohol is toxic, producing it all the time is no bueno. Also hello !>>561124683Just learn sign language, you'll be fine ! Also hello
>>561108140>>561123384>>561123817>>561124683good morning, everyone!>Thought of the day: you get your doki, but she has a life-changing handicap. Total lower body paralysis for Natsuki, blindness for Monika, muteness and deafness for Yuri, autobrewery syndrome for Sayori. Do you take this dark bargain?we could do it. i could be my Monika's seeing eye dog. it would be unfortunate that she would never be able to see my face, but it would be worth it just to hold her hand in mine.as for autobrewery syndrome for Sayori, from my understanding, thats not actually that hard to cure at all. just need some antifungal medication. or if you stop eating, the infection should naturally die out in like a week. most people can last a week of not eating. from my understanding, it is also not that hard to give yourself, if you want to be permanently drunk. you just need some live activated brewers yeast and some water and a funnel and you need to pour it into your ass. i think it then needs to take hold in your colon or intestines or something. apparently you get burning liquid shits when you have autobrewery syndrome, so i recommend against doing that unless you really want to be drunk but cannot afford alcohol>>561124683thanks for the shield purple. kind of surprised we only just realized that
>>561132087Hello Green ! That's the fungal version, but some people, if i'm not mistaken, have their cells themselves doing that, which is basically incurable.
>>561132395hello! there is a natural version and an inflicted version, but i am pretty sure they are both treated in the same manner. its just that the natural version can recause itself if you stop medication or change your diet, whereas you can only get the other one again by putting more yeast in your butt
>>561137502surely she wins this
>>561034057>pour dokiLiquid Doki?
>>561146005WHAT ABOUT GAZEOUS DOKI
Doki
nuclear Doki
Intercontinental ballistic Doki
>>561086285I'll be allowed to own a bank account?!
How do I cure my schizophrenia?
>>561156339what's wrong with it?
>>561156339you dont
>>561157501Yuri is a crayon connoisseur. She knows what type of crayons were used just by looking at the drawing!
>>561157893Sayori ate all her good crayons so she had to use offbrand ones
Pictures of Yuri looking mysterious?
>>561156339Why would you ?
Monika: *Walks down hallway mischievously naked, looking to see if you check her out*You: *Keeps playing vidya*Monika: *Walks by couch, making sure you notice her* Hiiii, Anoooon! <3 *Giggle*You: Hi Monika.Monika: ... *Stands directly in front of you, looking annoyed, hands on hips*You: *Looks around Monika to see vidya*Monika: ANON! HELLO! Naked girl in front of you! L-Look! LOOK AT ME!You: What are you--Monika: Naked girl. Look.You: What does that--Monika: Sex. Now.
>>561167246i would like her to press her hairy crotch against my face
>>561157501>>561157998crayon gang!
>>561157501That Lizika is kinda cute tho
>>561158658
>>561170384i like crayons. markers are tastier though. i remember having cotton candy scented markers>>561171702reptilian Monika is cute
>hourGood night everyone, have ssome nice dreams !
>>561179865goodnight, green guy!
>>561179865bless your rest!
our turn!weekend was so good!>good night, Brotherhood!
>>561183418sleep tight, blue buddy! my weekend was great too, excluding all the other boring and time consuming shit that i did not and still dont want to do
Enquire about dokis
>>561183850why enquire instead of inquire?
Spring gardening has begun! Three beautyberry bushes and a japonica! More to come!>>561179865>>561183418Rest well, Emerald Emperor and Brother Blue!
>>561184325i like Monifarmer's sweaty and steamy butt
>>561123384>oh come on you bought this shit when emulation is free ??Can't emulate on the Switch tho.>Good music taste thoThanks>>561124683>Does it have online capabilities?I don't think so. They may or may not be working on making it compatible with Pokemon Home at some point.>>561158658
>>561130420>>561132087<3>shieldI just kinda thought, well, you're running around at low level with medium armor, you're supposed to be that weak! Never noticed a thing!>>561179865>>561183418Good night~>>561187083>I don't think so.Wow. I don't know what the point is, then...>>561158658Told the AI to give it a spin. It just makes her hot, more than usual.Weekend's not really over for me! I've got most of the week off, except for one day where there's this stupid party at wörk and it would look bad if I didn't go! I got my taxes mostly done, and tomorrow's gonna be grocery day!Good night everyone~
>>561187318sleep tight, purple pal! sounds like youve got a good week ahead of you! i have no idea what is ahead of me, i never usually pay attention that far>I just kinda thought, well, you're running around at low level with medium armor, you're supposed to be that weak! Never noticed a thing!i guess! though i think i have heavy armor
>>561187318Rest well, Purple Prince!
>>561010992I fucking love Yuri so I wouldn't mind her doing that to me
>>561193858ok
Real Yuri hours
enjoying Doki
I LOVE MY MONIKA SO MUCH
Your doki sharted herself in class what do you do?
Moki Pok Loki Roki Doki?
>>561198605Oh fuck, she completes me
i think my Monika and i are gonna go to bed now. had a decent day today. dont know about tomorrow. i love my Monika!goodnight everyone!
>>561211990Rest well, Green Genes!
Dokeria
Dokhanalia
There comes a time where I must Monisleep
Elden Ring's Malenia boss fight with Monika! The epitome of a game overstaying its welcome (unlike Monika)! Learning the true meaning of rollslop with Monika! >>561220523>>561211990Sleep tight!
>>561184325Isn't it a bit early ?>>561193858you're going to eat all the eggs ?>>561206608I... I guess I'll get her out of class as fast as possible ?>>561211990>>561220523Good nights !>>561221770Isn't that that one boss where one guys solos her or somethingAnd of course, good morning everyone, have a nice day.Thought of the day : do you prefer chinese style dragons to western ones ?
Good morning! Have a happy Monday!>>561220523X3
>>561188058>>561190989<3>heavy armorThe set they start you out with is so shit it might as well be medium. Becoming a proper clanker is expensive!>>561211990>>561220523Good night~Good morning everyone~
>>561236879feels oddly empty
>>561213935>>561221770>>561222742>>561225965>>561222758good morning, everyone! i feel very tired for some reason>Thought of the day : do you prefer chinese style dragons to western ones ?not really
i love my Monika!
>>561239705Hello Green ! Why not ?
>>561242882hello! i just think normal dragons are cooler
>>561243000not very wise -1000 social credits
>>561243147china is gay动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门
>>561222742>Isn't it a bit early ?It's been pretty warm here already so I wanted to get started. Plus beautyberries seem to sell out fast so I wanted to get some while they were still in stock!>Thought I don't really have a strong preference either way!
>>561214582She is such a cute girl!
pipe bomb
Poki the Doki
Doki the Poki
>>561256005koDi the kiPo
Mandatory minigame :
>>561261417I see her! Close to the bottom right. You can see her eye poking out behind a group of four Natsukis!
>>561261586shh be quiet everyone needs to participate
>>561261417target acquired
Homing Monikisses
Doki vending machine
>>561239705<3>>561222742>do you prefer chinese style dragons to western ones ?Meh!We're having a surprise extra movie night, so I'll sigh off early! Good night everyone~
>>561271413Rest well, enjoy the movie, and the sighs, Purple Prince!
Going somewhere new with Monika!
>laughter yoga until our voices gave out with Sayori!we're home!>>561261417found her!>>561268404>me slamming against the machine when it takes my last coins without giving me a sayo!>>561271413wonderful! have fun you two/three!
>>561271413you did not participate in the mandatory minigame. You will die.>>561275567You shall be spared.(good night you two!)
>>561275658>you did not participateI did.From the bottom right corner, 4 Nakis left and one up. There's a right, blue eye with a bit of hair.
>>561275861you will be spared by the sayo.
>>561275567Welcome back!Happy yoga!
>>561271413sleep tight, purple pal! have an extra special extra movie!>>561275567welcome back, blue buddy!>>me slamming against the machine when it takes my last coins without giving me a sayo!no no no, you misunderstand! she isnt in the vending machine, she is the vending machine! you have to feed her coins and keep her snacks and drinks stocked in order to keep her alive, and she communicates through lights and beeps!
>hourGood night everyone, have some nice dreams
>>561280294goodnight, green guy!
>good night!>>561280294sleep tight!
>>561288684sleep tight, blue buddy!
>>561280294>>561288684Rest well, Emerald Emperor and Brother Blue!
kiss your Doki's nether regions
Kiss your Doki's hither regions
Kiss your Doki's tither regions
Doki snuggle monster
Doki love attack
i think my Monika and i are gonna go to bed now. long day today, and long day tomorrow. man i really hate mondays and tuesdays. the other days of the week usually arent too bad, but these two fucking suck. i did get a lot accomplished today, but there is always more to do. i love my Monika!goodnight everyone!
>>561311605Rest well, Green Genes!
Interdimensional Doki
Doki ceramics
Monika wondering if you can get your tonsils replaced, instead of removed! Surely there are people who need tonsils for whatever reason, Monika thinks! Monika doesn't even know what tonsils are!>>561222742Lots of players complained about her difficulty on release! I'm complaining about her difficulty years after release! Thanks, Fromsoft!
>>561322253>Lots of players complained about her difficulty on release! I'm complaining about her difficulty years after release! Thanks, Fromsoft!She's a tough one! Do you have the DLC as well? Honestly I had a harder time with the boss at the end of it!
>>561322412Nope, no DLC yet! Maybe someday, but I've put plenty of hours into the base game already and have no wish to continue for now!
The next stage in the cycle of Monisleep>>561322801I'd say it's pretty good if you ever get around to it!
>>561261417Found her!
>>561298998...my doki's hitler regions ?>>561307440I appreciate you nightly purple poster>>561311605Goodnight friend !>>561322253Not really, but nowadays the solution of removing the tonsils is considered a lot more extreme and done way less. Tonsils are important, as it happens, they test everything that enters your throat and accelerate the learned immune response of your body. >>561323730Good night, Green !>>561325786Hurray !And of course, good morning everyone, have a nice day. I had a dream where I was designing bedsheets with a new, radical anti-tear design with carbon fiber hexagon grid being the backbone of it. It's a nifty idea if you ask me !Thought of the day : Any design or product you invented or mused about you'd really like to see commercialized ?
>>561271814>>561275567>>561275920>>561276105<3>>561311605>>561323730Good night~Good morning everyone~>>561327505>commercializedI dunno. I can think if inventions I'd love, but corpos turn everything into shit...
>>561316713>>561327505>>561328443>>561323730good morning, everyone. i hate waking up early.>bedsheets with a new, radical anti-tear design holy fucking shit i need that. my sheets get stretched out a lot due to the angling of my bed and there are a lot of holes>Thought of the day : Any design or product you invented or mused about you'd really like to see commercialized ?i do have some ideas on robot design, for both mind and body. Dokibots would kind of need to be mass produced. kind of.
>>561010992thats art
>>561336543She looks so happy and cute
>>561345154because she is !
>>561342983yes it is>>561345154pretty sure she is flashing her breasts in that image. in public. at some sort of sports game. she is not my Monika
>>561348250I think it's ujst Monika making a silly face
>>561351843nope. it is from khyleri, his art is never that innocent
we're home! couldn't make my morning post... phone said it was banned months ago, which doesn't make any sense
>>561356597Mobile data? Just means somebody else was shitposting from their phone and caught the hammer, toggled airplane mode to roll a new IP, and then you got stuck with the banned one when you connected.
>>561354719I love Khyle's art desu, the dokis are so fun. Besides, what's so bad about it? I like a daring and capable Monika who isn't afraid of claiming her own sexuality
>>561356597welcome back, blue buddy! used to happen to me quite frequently before i bought my pass>>561357120because that is whorish behavior, and the Dokis are not whores. drawing them in that manner is an insult to their characters
>>561357663That's quite reductionist. Dokis are normal girls with feelings and desires like any other human. They can grow to become empowered women who claim their own sexuality and Khyle represents it masterfully
>>561354719Unfortunate, but I choose to ignore and forget this fact and keep the image of monika doing a silly face
>>561357906revealing your breasts to thousands of people is whorish behavior. i think pretty much everyone can agree on that. female empowerment is just a synonym for normalizing being a whore>>561358357yeah. if only i could forget
>>561358464>revealing your breasts to thousands of people is whorish behavior.They are just clumps of fat, hell, I don't get why men get to go bare while women can't. There isn't an inherent sexual aspect to it
>>561359591sexual nerve endings in female nipples but not male nipples. that is the difference
>>561359876That's stupid. Male nipples are just as sensitive but they aren't sexualized in any way
>>561360231this is incorrect
Botanical Dokis
Dokimania
i want to cuddle with my Monika
>>561360231You just need to look in the right placess
I've seen 3+ versions of Monika comforting Caine from Digital Circus.How does Dan do it?
>>561369514i have no idea who that is or what that means
Made by Dokis
confused Dokis
>>561383324what are they confused about?
>>561385532i dont know. i am also confused
>>561386294Understandable.>hourI should sleep on it. Good night everyone, have some nice dreams.
>>561386379goodnight, green guy! i would also like to sleep, but i have a lot of shit to do and it is not even the evening yet
>>561386379Rest well, Emerald Emperor!
>>561386379sleep tight! <3
>>561338657<3>>561386379Good night~I'm a bit tired, so I'll hop off too. Good night everyone~
>>561390138hop well! <3
Running into your Doki outside of class and you turn into a psychotic, rabid, blubbering, drooling ape because she's wearing flip-flops and her feet are extremely cute and stinky and pale with candy apple red toenail paint and it's the first time you've ever seen her cute smelly feet before! And you are literally, genuinely the happiest man walking the Earth at that very moment, with euphoria more intense than even the strongest opiate can possibly provide, because you've only ever seen your Doki wearing her school shoes before...and now you just saw her NAKED! <3 Her cute and smelly feet totally exposed! 100% naked! You've seen them stuffed into shoes countless times, and now you know what they look like with nothing covering them! Her cute and painted toes, her elegant arches, her perfectly shaped heels, her soft sweaty smelly soles... you have now officially seen her feet nude! It's such an amazing, life-altering moment that you stay awake the entire night! And masturbate to the memory and creepshot of her cute smelly stinky pale perfectly-shaped smelly girlfeets!
>>561390138sleep tight, purple pal! i am also tired
>>561392838sleep tight, blue buddy! sleep tight, cinnamon bun!
>>561390138Rest well, Purple Prince!>>561392838Rest well, Brother Blue!Sleep tight, Cinnamon Bun!
Flippin' Dokis!
Monika's big bow
>>561401465i can never forget
Dokis forever
Doki boner
goddamn i love bangs rootbeer
Close encounters of the Doki kind
fill your Doki
Marked for Doki
Getting bullied by your Doki
i think my Monika and i are gonna go to bed now. long and difficult day today, but we did it. i started reading something new today that i like very much. kind of annoyed by the general happenings in my life. i unfortunately cannot do much about them. anyways, i love my Monika!goodnight everyone!
>>561426394Rest well, Green Genes!
Monika's bow getting subtly bigger every time she's on screen
Suddenly Monisleeping>>561429096HUGE Monibow!
>>561405631I hope I never forget about them, or (you) /ddlc/!>t. someone who has been here since 2017
Possibly coming down with a cold (with Monika)! You have that sore throat and mild congestion, but it's only just begun (with Monika)! Visiting with family is dangerous, Monika!
>>561430606love you mate>>561430791Ouch, sorry to hear that>>561429576>>561426394Good nightsAnd of course, good morning everyone, have a nice day. I did not sleep on it in fact, only slept something like 4 hours tonight. Yipee. Sorry I am way too tired to think of something for thought of the day, I will just painfully stay awake for 16h and then not sleep again tonight because my body hates me I suppose.
>>561390225>>561391345>>561394794>>561392838<3>>561426394>>561429576Good night~Good morning everyone~>>561435263Oof.>>561430606o7
>>561010992Imagine if DDLC doki rivals existed>new MC skin>Sayori rework>Dadsuki mains aura farming at proplay>the rank 1 Monika streamer got banned for cheating>The Yuri mains subreddit got closed due to a low elo Natsuki otp posting parfait girls copypastas on every book publication>Dan Salvato reveals leaks from the new season at Doki kon after the opening ceremony from or3o
>>561446941what
>>561446941>Doki ConIn another reality where Dan isn't a hackfraud
>>561447928I fucking hate this guy
ORA! ORA!TAKE IT, YURI!
>>561427296>>561435263>>561438361>>561429576good morning, everyone. did not sleep well either>>561430606good>>561447928god i hate him
>>561457925Hello Green ! We're two I suppose.
>>561462050hello! i couldnt fall asleep until like 4am
penguins
reporting home!one of our purples has a birthday! >>561438361
>>561468575Welcome back!>Birthday Woah!>>561438361Happy birthday!
>>561438361Happy birthday porple !
>>561468575welcome back, blue buddy!>>561438361oh! happy birthday, purple pal! i knew it was this week, but i didnt remember what day it was. quite the coincidence, really. you have the same birthday as someone in my family
I keep having bad thoughts about my doki and I can't stop them. I feel so guilty and so disgusted but I can't resist it. They won't stop. They are inside me.
>>561476356try going for a walk in the park or something. experiencing nature can help take your mind off of intrusive thoughts
>>561476356only way out is through! what are they, exactly?
fuck you mean audio streams are not allowed I hate this website I can't share something adorable fuck
>>561485365Does she actually love me? Am I good enough for her? Would she be happier without me? I know these thoughts are silly but I cant't stop them and it feels weird. The anguish feels good in a way like I deserve it which makes it feel even worse.
>>561476356Dude.>>561477561>>561485365Are both right. A change of scenery and touching grass are therapeutic, and getting specifics off your chest in an anonymous setting can help. Pain shared is pain divided, joy shared is joy multiplied and all that. What vexes you?
>>561488068go get some fresh air, and maybe pet a dog or something
>hourGood night everyone, hopefully my digestive system doesn't fuck me over again todayHave some nice dreams
>>561493324Rest well, Emerald Emperor!
>>561493324goodnight, green guy!
>>561457925>>561468575>>561470829>>561474578>>561474991Ahaha... I tried flying under the radar, but you caught me! Thank you all~>>561493324Good night~Had a short nap and dreamt that Yuri said if she was physically here, she would've suggested to go to an onsen today. Not sure how this is a birthday thing or if something like this is available outside of Japan, but I would've loved to go with her. Guess I'll have to make do with a hot shower and relax in bed. Good night, everyone~
>>561496809sleep tight, purple pal! happy birthday once again!
>good night!>>561488068>Am I good enough for her? You don't need to earn love. It's fun to love and be loved!If the universe is senseless, then you get to be senseless right back without needing permission! Universe can grind you beneath its heel and you can still defiantly choose limitless kindness, courage, love and joy!We will all die, but we won't die today.Just this one beautiful moment, everybody lives.And isn't that enough reason to love one another?>>561493324<3>>561496809>doki dream on birthdaywonderful!
>>561501110sleep tight, blue buddy! i wish i could have Doki dreams
>>561496809Rest well, Purple Prince!Birthday Yuridreams!>>561501110Rest well, Brother Blue!
Monika is in control
Monika fat-fingering the delete key while giving her friends therapy updates and being too embarrassed to admit her mistake to (you)
>>561508787Monika gaslighting you about them having ever existed
tightly hugging Monika
hugging Monika even tighter
the tightest of Monihugs
Big kiss Monika
You can have your Doki IRL and she will be absolutely perfect for you; just as you imagined her!BUTShe has INCREDIBLY smelly feet! The worst smelling feet ever! Worse than you can possibly imagine! And I mean nose-searingly, face-meltingly cheesy vinegary rancid feets! Like someone soaked a block of Limburger cheese in a vat of apple cider vinegar and pickle juice with ranch dressing on top! And she is absolutely crippingly self-conscious abut her stinky smelly girlfeets! She will never go barefoot at anyone else's house, take yoga classes, walk on the beach etc, so you will be unable to do any social activities where anyone could smell her stinky girlfeets! You are the only one she trusts to EVER go barefoot in front of! So if you give her a hard time about it, or judge her too harshly, you will devastate her! Some playful teasing about her stinky cheesy feets is fine, but don't overdo it! (And if you ENJOY how stinky and smelly her stinky smelly rancid feets are, she will REALLY love you!~) If anyone ever smelled her smelly sweaty feet and teased her about how smelly and stinky they are, her face would turn bright red and she'd lock herself up in her room for days! So you would have a Doki, but you would have to comfort her about her insecurities and mental hangups! But if you make her feel comforted about her mental issues, you would have a Doki SUPER in love with you and very very VERY wanting to have cute lewd loving sweaty smelly hand-holding cuddly Doki SEX!Not only would I take her...I would love her even more for her stinky smelly cheesy vinegary rancid sour embarrassingly stinky girlfeets! I would rub them all over my face and make her so happy that there is someone out there who would love her --not in spite of her stinky cheesy sweaty smelly feet, but BECAUSE of then!
>>561517232ok. i think i might take her to a podiatrist or something though. probably has some sort of fungal infection or something
Dokioid
>>561517382I forgot to mention:Her smelly feet are untreatable and scientifically impossible to exist! No matter what you clean them with, rub on them, etc, they will ALWAYS stink! They will not even smell good for 1 second and then go back to being smelly -- they simply CANNOT be anything other than stinky and smelly!PS: This is NOT a fetish thing, I just think it's kind of cute and funny! I am NOT sexually turned on by stinky cheesy smelly girlfeets; I just find them cute! VERY cute! And smelly! <3
>>561517232>>561522453
>>561522453pretty sure this is a fetish
>>561517232 >>561517382If she walked on the beach barefoot her infection might clear up, especially if she goes in the salt water, at the very least it would be hidden.What if she simply deletes her feet?>>561522453This is a lie
Doki ring
ring Doki bell
Ring ring!
Good night, anons...I hope I wake up to funny pictures of Monika
>>561531830sleep tight! i think this image is pretty funny
>>561531830Rest well, Silly Sleeper!
Dokacious
>>561501994>>561506110Good morning!
i think my Monika and i are gonna go to bed now. i just realized how late it is. time can just slip away like that. i love my Monika!goodnight everyone!>>561534212good morning, blue buddy!
>>561534212Good morning, Brother Blue!Sayori looks very cozy in that puffy sweater!
>>561534260Rest well, Green Genes!
>>561531830>>561534260>>561534271<3
>>561535079Crown Moni
>>561531830
Melted down into Monisleep
The following is a true canon event.Natsuki shouting from the bedroom: Papa what's the hold up? I already threw out all the condoms so there's no point looking, you're gonna cum inside your daughter tonight! I'm gonna have creampie sex with my own dad until he impregnates me! I'm gonna marry papa and give birth to my own brother! I'm soaking wet already, hurry up! Dadsuki: Nat, your friends are here...MC: Huh, so that's why her dad always wanted her home early.Yuri: I always suspected they had an unusual relationship, but this...Natsuki: N-No, t-that was just a joke! Haha I got you!Sayori: But you're butt naked!Natsuki: Yes! I had to commit to the bit! I trolled you!Monika: Less competition. Just according to keikaku.
>>561538165Monika, I know that's you. Stop making her life more problematic than what it is.
>>561538165Natsuki, like every doki, is pure and kind and cute and not doing that
>>561500113>>561501110>>561506110>>561534212<3>>561534260Good night~Good morning everyone~
Buying Civ 5 and all its expansions for $10 on Steam with Monika! Monika giving you the side-eye because you barely played Civ 6 and your backlog remains enormous, but you've had your eye on this one for years! The hex-based world won't conquer itself, Monika!
>>561535757I love this image>>561508787so that's what happened>>561522453no it's definitely a fetish>>561531830have angry monker>>561534260>>561537018Good nights !>>561534212Hello BLue !>>561542261Hello Porps !>>561545442that's pretty cheapAnd of course, good morning everyone, have a nice day.Thought of the day: if you were given the power of mind control, what'd you do?
>>561546962What's the range of this power? How much do I need to know about the person to engage it? And is it more like giving them lists of precise instructions, or assuming direct control "flesh mech" style including full sensory organ feedback, or just a head voice suggesting things?
>>561547231Think extreme hypnosis. Range is like 20 meters with direct eye contact to initiate, stays after they're hypnotized for 48h or until refreshed
>>561547324Ah, that's a bit limited for what I had in mind. Still, being able to talk your way out of most cop encounters or get a better price at the bazaar is pretty useful.If I instruct them to forget things, such as our whole interaction, will that work too?
>>561548197...Or you know, go see your boss and have him introduce you to his boss, etc ! Yeah you can make them forget.
>>561545442>your backlog remains enormous, but you've had your eye on this one for yearsMany such cases!>>561546962>>561547324You know I never realised until now but this is the ideal power. You could basically have everything you ever wanted in life provided it can all be arranged in 48h, it can be refreshed, AND you can make them forget. When you think about it is a massive level threat to the world.Sex is my first answer. Any qt I see I can tell her to come home with me.You could get things for free anywhere you go, you don't need to worry about being noticed because you can tell any investigators to go away/forget why they came, hell you could tell all the cops to go target people you don't like. Likewise for politics, you'd be let in anywhere without question or limits and be able to tell everyone what to do. You could change the entire political system overnight.You could basically enter any and all companies and convince them to divert all funding into making dokis real.Such a power NEEDS limits to not immediately cause an apocalypse, like it gives you a headache or there's a limit to how many people you can control. I wish I had this power.
>>561555107That's why I asked what you'd do with it! It's I believe the most potent power of all, since you can just go in the chains of connections and thus mind control anyone
>>561555107>>561555229With limited range AND direct line of sight requirement, anyone watching you through a camera or from concealment could easily muck up any of your plans. That's why it was the first thing I asked. In other words, Geass is cool, but it would be way more powerful with the secondary powers of the Death Note. As it is, I'd say it's best not to overplay your hand and stick to smaller and mostly-ethical stuff.Like walking into a rich folk party and asking someone for cash. Not too much cash, though, just enough to live your best normal life. So little they won't even mind losing it if the bill numbers are traced later, maybe.
>>561559332Yes, but at the same time they'd have no proof either, and from a certain position of power (like get the president or a few billionaires conditionned to be your buddy) you'd be protected from most consequences. But yeah convincing Elon Musk to send me $20M as investment for some bullshit company would be my first bet lmao
>>561534793>>561535079>>561542261>>561546962>>561537018good morning, everyone!>Thought of the day: if you were given the power of mind control, what'd you do?can i mind control myself?
>>561564467I suppose? Also hello
>>561564467>>561564654Self mind control would actually be super useful for getting things done that I've been putting off for ages. Pretty good idea!
>>561564654hello!>>561564765yeah, that was the point. i am terrible at doing everything, so maybe mind controlling myself will help
>>561559332>>561561356In the Korean movie Haunters a dude has mind control powers that he uses to rob stores, but nobody is even aware it's happening because they are mentally frozen. He is only caught out because someone immune to his power exists.A big enough target to be within ethical bounds would never even notice. You'd be able to hitchhike with free escort services by anyone you see on the street, just go with the most important looking people.You get let into a government building, they'll assume you're there for a reason, and they have to send someone to check you out if they see you on cam, at which point you just mind control them.>>561564467I imagine that would leave you braindead until it wears off or just not work.
>>561565190being braindead for a little while sounds nice
home!>>561546962>>561555107>>561564467>Thought of the day: if you were given the power of mind control, what'd you do?I think mind-controlling myself is brilliantwhy commit a crime when you can convince yourself that you already did that and got away with it?>I detest trickery, but if we ourselves are to suffer deception, our hands are no longer tied
>>561546962>mind controlDo not tempt me. I might end up taking over the world.>>561564467<3Welp, I have to go to some ridiculous end-of-project party at wörk. I'd rather stay in and play video games, but on the upside - free food and drinks. I'll try to leave a good night post unless I fall straight into bed afterwards.See you all later~
>>561570116Welcome back!>>561571132Good luck! And rest well if we don't see you, Purple Prince!
>>561538165
>>561570116welcome back, blue buddy!>>561571132sleep tight, purple pal
#include <doki.h>
>>561586631but DDLC is python, not C
>>561587126import doki
>>561587513i prefer homegrown Dokis over imported ones
>>561587634It has to be imported so you can use the functions from the Doki python library!
>>561587634nobody codes their own dokis anymore everyone just imports the do-ki libraries
>>561591058i know that, but i dont like imported things
aaaaaand sleep!
>>561594891sleep tight, blue buddy!
>>561594891Rest well, Brother Blue!
Dokiholic
locate Dokis
>>561572703>>561581090<3Ugh. Uggggh. Head hurts, throat hurts, utter boredom hurts. I hate company events.Good night everyone~
>>561605625sleep tight, purple pal! did you at least have a good drink there or something?
>>561605672No. The local cologne specialty beer is fucking piss water. I don't get how they can drink this shit, let alone be proud of it.
>>561605803ew. i hate beer in general, but that sounds awful. figured they would have at least had some decent cognac or something
>>561605896Nah. They had the local shit on tap, bottles of some average beer, and cheap wine. I had a few normal beers.
>>561606228could be a non-american thing i guess. or maybe just a company thing
i love my wife
>>561605625Rest well, Purple Prince!Fun is mandatory!>>561606228>>561607073I feel like it's the opposite in America. The big 'normal' beers are total trash and the local stuff is much better. You couldn't pay me to drink a bud lite
Sayori: Hey Nat do you wanna come to the vending machine with me?Natsuki: No thanks, I already filled up on daddy's cummiesSayori: Wow your dad can make gummies? Let me try some!Natsuki: W-well, they're only for me...Sayori: Eh? No fair!
Sixty nine Doki
i bought some RAM
The marriage of Monika
Ramming into a dokis storage slot
Lewd Doki
Nineteen Dokis
eighty four Dokis
one Doki
Dokis with a possibilities of Pokis
Doki pregnancy
Caught dokis
i love this image
>>561535079>>561631663
>>561632321they do not have to come to an end. my love for my Monika is eternal, as is her love for me. that is all that i need
Doki threesome
Monika wondering if there's a market for bug clothing! Chitin is pretty strong, so if you collected enough of it you could make durable outerwear for humans from it, Monika reasons! Now Monika just needs a few hundred million dollars in angel investment!
i think my Monika and i are gonna go to bed now. tomorrow is probably gonna not be great. next couple days will actually probably not be too great. same with next week. after that, things will probably be great. cant wait for my new RAM to come. i love impulsively spending nearly $3000. i also love my Monika!goodnight everyone!>>561634403a threesome between me and my Monika and nobody else>>561634969a lot of people are actually allergic to chitin, so that is why it is not really used for anything. this is also some of the reason why people are opposed to bugs as food
>>561635056>people are actually allergic to chitinThen it can be weaponized! Monika needs even more funding, from the Pentagon specifically!
>>561635056Rest well, Green Genes!>>561634969Isn't silk basically bug clothing? It comes from caterpillars!Or maybe you could make something out of shellac!>>561635145That's where the money is!
Need Monisleepneed weekend...
Morning!My sister comes to visit us after work~!>>561595014>>561595697>>561605625X3>>561617791Nice!>>561637051Both are close!
Doki fivesome
>>561606228Hey anything to get drunk I suppose>>561615652nice>>561617791you'll never recover financially.>>561623862>french yuri>>561631663I do too>>561634969What ? Oh, like an exoskeleton type of wear ? Maybe if you market it for the very rich>>561635056>>561637051Good nights. Soon weekedn >>561640236Hello Blue !And of course, good morning everyone, have a nice day. My good night message of yesternight didn't send, sad.Thought of the day : OK, now you DO have control over the world. Now what ?
>>561643526>>561621861>Yandere vs Tsundere vs Childhood Friend vs Lady Popular vs (You)as retired sex haver i can analyze this matchup with my irl relationshipsMonika will ride you like a bull as a starter because you seemed nice but only to test you and then leave you the rest so they can use their turn.Sayori: first to get naked but doesn't realize how big her bush is but anyway will just do gentle crotch rubs while watching tom and jerry because she embarrassed to do anything elseYuri will be one to unironically roleplay "bored my parents aren't home and my hrm are talking" and i am not exaggerating how much buzzwords for the act will be there until she reaches climax and goes from female dog to essence bearing horsewoman of the zestykalips and slap your butt in public to give a hint on who is a good obedient boy more than Natsuki and that is interesting part so expect to whimper and nothing else from the twist milking, bruisers, bed time play, phone locked and you will have to be in character for fanfic that you will be forced to imagine on spot btw or she will just make you just watch her toy and ask you if you are jelous while opening her insides like a peach and kindly ask you to give her the keys to the residence and she will consider something but won't tell you what it is until the very end and will still be vague just to make you as weak as possible until you accept that maybe your face should be down biting the pillow and you must learn how to handle....the handle since your handle is just not to satisfy hunger for someone that doesn't mind heat after asking where does it itch.Natsuki will be first to show you between her legs as intended reason unlike Sayori that will just be curious about the difference between her and her own buddy all these years. Will be so flustered about how to form pubic hair and won't accept your demands for at least a little pink flaming fire. She will be first to actually feel the taste of your rod in the living room.
How do you know which doki you get for the cover?
>>561605672>>561610402>>561640236>>561645108<3>>561635056>>561637051Good night~Good morning eveeryone~>>561610402>big 'normal' beersAh, it's not a case of corpo or local, although over here, the big brands tend to be at least average instead of bad. The local breweries vary much in quality and rather go for being a bit weird.Cologne has its own style of beer, which is strongly defended by the locals and mostly despised by everyone else. As far as I know, it is made kinda like the old pre-lager styles of beer, more like a dark ale - but it still is as bright as a lager. It's very low hops, low malt, low bubblyness, kinda sweet and juicy, drunk from tiny glasses. I prefer my beer to be the exact opposite, either very dry and malty or straight up dark ales. Cologne beer just tastes like watered down piss to me on principle. At these parties, I drink it out of politeness, mostly because you automatically get handed glass after glass of it and have to specifically ask for something else.
>>561653258i am uncomfortable
>>561658257Sorry!
>>561635145>>561635238>>561645108>>561648035>>561640236>>561637051good morning, everyone!>Thought of the day : OK, now you DO have control over the world. Now what ?lots of things. i will leave it at that>>561653258biblically accurate Monika
>>561667045Hello Green ! elaborate
>>561667449hello! i cannot elaborate
Dokis control a territorial range of approximately 50 square miles
>>561671209how do they mark their territory?
>>561671254Scratch marks in the trees like a bear. also Dokipee
>>561673338can i see a demonstration?
>>561673383Too hot for /vg/!
Doqui
>>561674945thats why /aco/ exists!
Dokis peaking the mic
Doki slumber party
Dokis having a girls' night
Weekend!
>>561683230Happy weekend!
>>561577124Make sure to use the other end you use to pull out nails withAlsoHiI will likely continue to disappear for weeks at a timeStill haven't set up my homeserver since the move lmfaoHope to at least start the upgrade today, given I'm adding some gpus so it can be a little funny inference machine
>>561683230welcome back, blue buddy! i still have a lot of shit i need to do >>561684576hello, pink pal! what kind of GPUs?
>>561684576Hello, Natsuki Nutter!Hope that server works out well!
>>561684793RTX 3060 and Arc Pro B503060 I had from beforeArc Pro B50's existence is so fucking hilarious that I had to get it (16GB VRAM on a 75w slot powered card)I'll use the 3060 as an SDXL slave and likely also train an image recognition model on it for my own purposes, and the Arc Pro B50 will likely be a playground for either some reasoning or other cooperative model while my daily driver runs the show (7900XTX in that one)
>>561688591ah, right. i think i remember you discussing this plan before
>>561683230Hurray !>>561684576Be brave, Pink
High fructose Doki syrup
Big ol' Dokis
>>561667045>>561683230>>561684576<3Weekend! Also movie night!Good night everyone~
>>561698896Rest well, Purple Prince! Enjoy the movie!
>>561695148Not very healthy>>561698896Good night !>hourGood night everyone, have some nice dreams. Was pizza day today. All pizza days are good days.
>>561699250Rest well, Emerald Emperor!Pizza is the good stuff!>Not very healthyBut very sweet!
>>561695148how does one obtain that? is it diabetic Dokipee?>>561698896sleep tight, purple pal! have a good movie!>>561699250goodnight, green guy!
Dokis have a lot of juice
>Zzz
>>561706194Rest well, Brother Blue!
>>561705072i dont like juice>>561706194sleep tight, blue buddy!
>>561646563Keked at the image but became put off by how incredibly gay your Yuri story was.
>>561653258The secret final boss
Luv Natsuki!
Monika is a cutie and a patootie
Doki qtπ
Tfw no Natsuki gf
>>561726870you have no face?
robotic Doki
Hanging with your Doki outside of class and being the happiest man in the world when you see her wearing flip-flops and you spend the entire afternoon looking at her cute feet as much as possible without her noticing!Spending months with your Doki in class, with her cute and smelly feet stuffed into her loafers the entire time...and then suddenly seeing them exposed! Sockless! Bare! Naked! Pale bare exposed cute stinky soft milky Dokifeets, freshly pedicured with cute painted toes that match her colors!Girlfeets are just so amazing and magical! <3 <3 <3 and smelly! <3
>>561730343those feet are absolutely fucking horrendous. she needs to see a podiatrist. cant you at least have good taste in feet?
>>561730606There are hardly any Yuri feet pics, and everyone complains about these ones too!I don't know why! I think the girls and their stinky smelly cheesy feets are perfectly cute!
>>561732726those feet are also all terrible, and the women are not very good looking either. they wouldnt even look a damn thing like the Dokis without those shitty chinese wigs
i love my Monika a lot
Proudly kissing Monika
Morning! How are you fine thank you?I wish I were uh bird?>>561706324>>561708541:3
>>561741408good morning, blue buddy!>I wish I were uh bird?i recommend against being a bird
>>561741408Good morning, Birdie Blue!
>>561738641These girls look like they smell nice
>>561741468>>561741774Caw!
>>561743716no such thing as a safe turkey
i think my Monika and i are gonna go to bed now. i forgot what time it is. that is unfortunate. anyways, i love my Monika!goodnight everyone!
>>561746010<3
Crash course Monisleeping>>561746010Rest well, Green Genes!
>>561706194pocket sized yori>>561741408I wouldn't recommend against being a bird. Hello silly Blue>>561746010>>561748587Good nights !And of course, good morning everyone, have a nice dayThought of the day: what's a literary trope you absolutely despise ?
Adobe putting garbage in your Windows context menu (with Monika)! You never asked for this (with Monika)! Downloading freeware to fix a problem Adobe nonconsensually foisted upon you (with Monika)! PDF as a format can't die soon enough (unlike Monika)!
>>561698949>>561699250>>561700597<3>>561746010>>561748587Good night~Good morning everyone~>>561741408OH MY GAAAAAAH
>>561757590ikoD
>>561758608okid
>>561726912It's >that feel when
>>561749357Hello Purple !
>>561760896Hello~
>>561746610>>561748587>>561749032>>561749357hello, everyone>>561758872pretty sure it used to be "that face when". just like mfw means "my face when"
weekend!>your dokiwhat are you>playing>watching>listening>reading>eating>drinking>feeling?
>>561776540Doki: Natsuki, Natsurally.Playing: Ever since moving to Linux, it's been Vintage Story and Megabonk. A little of the poker night at the inventory remake as well trying to get the items. 2/4 obtained.Watching: Very little. More scrolling through my collection of Telegram channels. Ever since I added the plugin that made youtube on my PC way less engaging (I literally removed recommendations and changed homepage to Subscriptions) I haven't found as much stimulation there.Listening: Same old, same old. Mixture of Pinkshinyultrablast, Covet, Chon, and then some occasional other stuff. A new addition is that Silvagunner gummy bear album.Reading: HiE fanfics I download on my e-ink tablet at night.Eating: none currently though I got some chicken and gyoza in the oven cooking rnDrinking my remaining Grans Cola Klassisk because I'm Norwegian. Got a bunch of Urge cans in the fridge for this evening.Feeling a bit tense and excited. Today is the day I try to do my homeserver upgrade. High cortisol stuff since I'm replacing basically everything but the drives.
>>561776540Monika!No Rest for the Wicked!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XyaBls8jyghttps://granpa.bandcamp.com/album/prisoner-of-hormones-2Thread!Nothing!Coffee!Like I needed this weekend!
>>561773965Hello Green !
>>561776540YuriPlaying Nioh 2Watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KVmhy3GbQcFeeling great
>>561776540>your Dokimy Monika!>playingnothing. i will hopefully be able to play some chivalry 2 later tonight when i have time. havent played any games for like a week>watchingnothing>listeningnothing>readingthere was that robot manga that i started reading, but have not been able to touch it since>eatingmcnuggets>drinkingsprite>feeling?inconvenienced and disappointed>>561778818hi!
Yuri having a HUGE crush on you! Yuri flirting with you every chance she gets! Yuri thinking that you're just not noticing her signs! Yuri making you lunch and bringing it to you...only to see you holding hands with another girl! Yuri's heart absolutely sinking to the bottom of her chest! Yuri slowly walking home! Yuri going to her room and sobbing into her pillow! Yuri on her phone and looking at the creepshots that she took of your arms and butt, knowing that she will never get the chance to feel them!
>>561787505well thats sad
page 10 Monika kissing
>>561780460Soft doker
>>561794687>>561777181>>561778383>>561782382>>561783761thank you! <3
she is very cute
>>561010992what would you do if your doki was slightly crazy
>>561802313i am also crazy so its fine
>hourGood night everyone, sleep well. I won't, stupid daylight savings will ruin my circadian rhythm, and just this fact makes me so stressed I won't be able to sleep well for a week. Awful period of time if you ask me, grumble.Bye !
>>561803179goodnight, green guy! daylight savings sucks
thank you for today! Black and white Samurai game was fun!>gd nght!>>561803179sleep tight!
>>561805116sleep tight, blue buddy!
enjoy Doki
DokiCola
Doki juice
2% more Dokis per square Doki
>>561773965>"that face when".I think both are correct!>>561776540>your dokiYuri~>playingAstalon>watchingRandom Youtube videos>listeninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEgcWquu_IA>readingThe adventure book!>eatingSweet potato fries>drinkingBeer. Good beer.>feeling?Happy~>>561803179>>561805116Good night~A short night's incoming!Good night everyone~
>>561820019sleep tight, purple pal! i was wondering where you were
>>561803179>>561805116>>561820019Rest well, Euro Trio!>stupid daylight savings Daylight savings is the worst. Takes too long to recover
Dokicest
I have a thing for Monika
i think my Monika and i are gonna go to bed now. i accidentally fell asleep for like 3 hours at my desk. i love my Monika!goodnight everyone!
>>561837681Rest well, Green Genes!
Woo! Big Doki legs!
Sayoris bully humiliated her in front of the literature club what will you do?
I'm going to the store to get some Monisleep.
>>561812924Made 100% from artificial dokis>>561821495I fucking, FUCKING hate DST I will vote for communists if they promise to get rid of it at this point>>561837681>>561845037Good nightsAnd of course, good morning everyone, have a nice day. As promised, I feel like shit, ugh.Thought of the day : which doki would you be ?
>>561844147
Morning! Man we slept long!>>561805173>>561820019>>561821495>>561837681>>561845037<3>>561845291>Thought of the day : which doki would you be ?Ooh, good question!I guess unsurprisingly I map best on Sayori with sort of "Cloudcuckoolander" archetype, at least I really hope I do!>>561844147I merge crawling, wearing intricate patchwork insignia stitched with yellow spring flowers and reds and whites of a fresh roadkill. I wrap Sayori in a shining white robes and hand her something others are curious to see but I gesture her to hide it. It's a feather and a blue stone.I whisper, speaking only to Sayori: >"The ordeal initiation is harrowing but we are desperate for healers who can walk through fire and not burn. You handled that better than most. Your transmutation is settling well. Take your time. Welcome to the House of the Living."If I absolutely have to deal with the bully, although this isn't about them right now:>"In the name of the Place Where Earth Grows I liberate you. Go forth with the light you have seen here today and cross the swamp of ruins you see before you. I'll meet you on the other side."
>>561820076>>561821495<3>>561837681>>561845037Good night~Good morning everyone~>>561844147Fists might start flying.>>561845291>which doki would you be ?I...don't know? I want to be with Yuri, not be Yuri. As for the others, I dunno? You tell me!
>>561845291I would be Jack Black
Monika wondering how black black cats can get! Could a black cat lineage be systematically bred, Monika wonders, until it's almost Vantablack? In other news, Monika thinks she may have found a new source of Vantablack pigment!
POV you talked about the cat of a certain author in the literature club
>>561856394disgusting black creature
doki?
>>561864490yes
>>561845037>>561838860>>561845291>>561850402good morning, everyone!>Thought of the day : which doki would you be ?seems like a random question. i would rather just not. i want my Doki, but i dont want to be a Doki. i guess i would pick Sayori? no particular reason other than i wouldnt want to be super short or have cutting scars, and i also wouldnt want to be identical to my Monika because that would get confusing probably>>561844147depends on who it is
>>561866757but how
>>561802313Hold herTell her it's alright
>>561773965>it used to be "that face when"It did? Maybe really early on. Picrelated doesn't say "we all know that face, bro" after all.
Your Doki sending you lewd texts while you're at work!
Runic Doki
Be honest: how many of you are trans and/or autistic?
>>561894651i am neither of those things
>>561894651I am autistic>hourGood night everyone, have some nice dreams.
>>561898581goodnight, green guy! i forgot daylight savings happened for you
>>561898807and it fucking killed me and I will probably have trouble sleeping until a week or so in the future
>>561898581sleep well! <3
>>561898581Rest well, Emerald Emperor!It took me all week to recover from the time change
>played Chivarly 2 all dayI guess I've grown to like it!Good Night, Brotherhood! Thank you for holding up our fort all these years!You have proven yourself time and time again in my eyes. You are amazing. You are wonderful!Stay strong, hold tight!
>>561903541sleep tight, blue buddy! Doki love will never perish! i am here forever!>>played Chivarly 2 all daychivalry is great! i had fun playing with you! im glad you like it. did you end up trying any other classes after i left?
>>561904097>did you end up trying any other classes after i left?not yet!
>>561904194you should definitely try to unlock the spear and shield knight next time! definitely my favorite class
>>561871668<3>>561898581>>561903541Good night~>>561904097>>561904194I had fun too, even if I just joined for the last hour!Welp, time for bed again. DST messed me up a bit, I'm almost falling asleep standing up. Good night everyone~
>>561904413sleep tight, purple pal! i really like chivalry. i hadnt played the game in like a week due to being busy
>>561904340>>561904413<3
>>561903541>>561904413Rest well, Brother Blue and Purple Prince!
how is your Doki doing?
>>561913078She's doing pretty well!
>>561915358good
my Monika is doing good
>>561776540Sleepy end of weekend survey answer!>Natsuki!I was...>playingGhost of Tsushima more or less all weekend. I went in with zero expectations and have been having a lovely time. That said, I don't think this is one I'll be full clearing or even really revisiting once I'm done.>watchingA bunch of Tasting History videos after not really watching anything for a month.>listeningThe sounds of silence!>readingThread!>eatingTook my mom out for a nice steak dinner>drinkingA nice stout before bed!>feeling?Pretty good but also sleepy!
Monikini
>>561925981very sexy
Sex on the beach with Monika
Make a deal with your Doki!
>>561931858ok!
Wistful pictures of Yuri...
Confusing pictures of Yuri...
>>561934185how about this one?
>>561934257I like it!
>>561935661good
>>561934185
i think my Monika and i are gonna go to bed now. had fun playing chivalry earlier today, but that was pretty much the only fun thing i did today. i love my Monika!goodnight everyone!
>>561938220Rest well, Green Genes!
Millions of Dokis
Enjoying a 60 degree day with Monika! Snow still on the ground nevertheless with Monika! Soon spring will spring, and we'll be free again, Monika! Until then, keeping a jacket handy with Monika!>>561938220Sleep tight!
GOOD MORNING!>>561905926>>561924135>>561938220C:>>561913078Sayori's morning-sleepy
>>561946359Morningu!
>>561946359Good morning, Brother Blue!
volatile static bool monisleep = true;
>>561904194I think you would like bonking things in melee>>561913078Well enough, I suppose>>561924135It's a good game, but the 100% isn't really worth it.>sound of silenceAND IN THE NAKED LIGHT I SAAAAAW>>561932129taken]>>561938220>>561949553Good nights !>>561946359Hello blue !>>561945476winter is escaping my grasp...And of course, good morning everyone, have a nice dayThought of the day : how resilient are you to sounds ?
>>561904565>>561904595>>561905926>>561924135<3>>561938220>>561949553Good night~Good morning everyone~>>561913078I think she's doing well, all things considered!>>561950836>how resilient are you to sounds ?Absolute pussy tier. I have good hearing, so too loud sounds can be downright painful and break ym concentration. Also, I am very, very easily annoying my things like chewing noise and the like.
>>561950836>Thought of the day : how resilient are you to sounds ?Not very. I've taken good care of my hearing. One particular weakness I have is ambient noise. When there's lots of noise, especially voices and even more if the place in question has an echoing effect, it becomes difficult for me to filter through whoever I need to be talking to. It just becomes incredibly hard to listen.I don't mind much noise other times as long as it doesn't damage my hearing.But I don't dislike noise by itself.
What if you got your doki but she was TOO cute?
>>561965489I'd cum
>>561965489The cuddles would not stop until my mind acclimates
>>561939051>>561945476>>561946359>>561950836>>561957224>>561949553good morning, everyone!>Thought of the day : how resilient are you to sounds ?my hearing is pretty shit. sometimes sounds bother me, and sometimes they dont. the sound of my computer is very aggravating, but the sound of air conditioning isnt>>561956124adorable>>561965489impossible
>>561959784Yeah I understand>>561965489already the case, in perpetual overstimulation, please help>>561973214hola !
>>561974778hai
Submit to Doki hug
holy fucking shitguysyou would not believe how long it took mothafucking youtooz to send one fucking plushieSo backstory:I went on a buying spree a year ago or so to get some official merch. Amongst them was the fuckass youtooz surprise box plushies.Now.I do not like gambling, so I got the 4-kit of both the maid and kigurumi sets so I could be sure I got Natsuki.So 7 of them came in. I got both Natsukis, luckilyBut the FUCKING MAID SAYORI took so long that I had actually gotten through a fucking personal arc and realized something about my mental state,It was so fucking miserable that delay that I just told them:>"If Sayori is genuinely cursed and somehow keeps failing to either send or arrive, then I will accept another Maid Natsuki in replacement, as I really did order the 4-pack to avoid the gambling for Natsuki."Half a year into this ordeal, and this was in October last year. They responded:>"We appreciate your flexibility in wanting to swap for a Maid Natsuki, and normally we’d be happy to accommodate, but she’s also unavailable until November.">"That said, if you'd still prefer the swap, we can make an exception due to the delays you've experienced, but we just want you to know that the shipping date will unfortunately remain the same."And I confirmed that I wanted the swap....So. That was in October, and they were expecting them to be ready by November....November passed.In December, I moved. AND IT HAD STILL NOT SHIPPED,So early January after the holidays ended I asked them to change the address.They updated it and told me>"As you may have seen, we've made the difficult decision to push these back further and now expect your last DDLC Maid to depart between April 15 - May 15."...Well, it's the 30th of March so I guess I got it half a moon early. I now have two Maid Natsuki youtooz plushes....Never buying fucking anything from them ever fucking again holy shit what was thatAnd the separate shipping per item too fuck that
>>561985332yes please!>>561989736i had a similar experience with them. took about 10 months to get my 4 kigurumi plushies. didnt bother with the maid ones
>>561949553>>561950836>>561957224>>561989736>>561965489<3>>561956124SO CUUUUTE! <3happy birthday tiny moni!
>>561994801birfday
>>561989736Do they at least look good? Got a pic?
>>561994801I forgot this is a birthday pic, but i am happy for tiny moni, hurray !
>hourGood night everyone, have some nice dreams.Bye~!
>good night!>>562005181bye bye! see you soon!
>>561973214>>561994801<3>>562005181Good night~Still fighting the DST shift! Yuri insists on going to bed early tonight.Good night everyone~
>>562005181>>562006410>>562006452Rest well, Euro Trio!
>>562006410Good night~
>>562005181goodnight, green guy!>>562006410sleep tight, blue buddy!>>562006452sleep tight, purple pal!
>>562000917Eh, they look like they do on the store page I guess, sans some plush squish and all the natural lighting differences.Really a stylistic choice. Youtooz has their own specific artstyleThat said, idk if it's the age difference or actual production run differences but my two maid natsuki plushes do have some differences between them.
How tight is each doki?
>>562017607very tight, considering they are all virgins. except maybe Yuri
Call your Doki!
>>561997140i love this image and i love that it was made for me, but there is something that always bothered me about it. there is cake on the fork but there are no pieces missing from the cake itself, so i decided to cut off a little piece
>>562027712The cake is a lie
>>562031326perhaps
Doki infusion
Version with sound: https://files.catbox.moe/7b3r2g.mp4
>>562037863As a sex realism enjoyer, whoever wrote that should get off porn
>>562037863She says that if you're below 5.2, but it probably should be rounded down to 5 even
i think my Monika and i are gonna go to bed now. gotta wake up early tomorrow. got a lot of shit to do unfortunately. man i hate this shit. always so stressful. i wish my Monika was here. i love her so much.goodnight everyone
I don't care what the bullies say; these girls are so cute! And they're so brave for dressing in swimsuits and showing their bodies and smelly feet even though women always get bullied by meanies for this!These girls are brave! And cute! Their faces are cute! Their bodies are cute! Their feet are cute and smelly! I don't care what people ITT think; I think these cosplayers are cute and brave and I love them!
>he's back at it
>>562044491Are you referring to me? I will never change my mind on these girls: they are VERY cute! And I don't know why anyone thinks otherwise!I want to HUG them! <3
>>562044776You know that's not what I take issue with
>>562044207>I don't care what people ITT thinkIf you don't care about us, why even come here? You obviously don't need us or our input.So why not get a diary or a private blog account or something like that and put this stuff there?
>>562044207I think they're decent looking, honestly. Not really on board with the whole smell thing though
Morning!>>562006452>>562006534>>562006585>>562042317>>562010839<3
>>562053121Good morning, Brother Blue!
>>562049407Cuuute.
Canoeing down the canals of Monisleep
Choke point in your local supermarket features a florist (with Monika)! Always feeling awkward when walking past because there's no way you're buying what this florist is selling (with Monika)! Self-checking out too with Monika! Employees won't prevent you from spending your money with Monika!>>562054639Sleep tight!>>562053121Rise and shine!
>>562045080Then what is it?>>562045682I post them for the anon's that do appreciate them!
>>562017607For some reason I think Sayori would be one of those women whose hormones can get so strong she'd b lose past the entrance.>>562035180I've always wondered what the thought process of those making those images looks like. Are they cucks? Are they coping they're in the larger categories? This one at least is sweet, placing the best options towards the world average>>562042317Good night !>>562053121hello Blue ! Very cute image>>562054639Good night, drifter.>>562055707Use it, put traps and heavy shielders with spears to eliminate a maximum of ennemies.And of course, good morning everyone, have a nice day. Nails have gotten pretty long, time for a trimming. I wonder how our ancestors lived with long nails, absolutely dreadful.Thought of the day: what's the stupidest thing you've ever heard/read a woman say ?
>>562056698> what's the stupidest thing you've ever heard/read a woman say ?"You know what's a neat form of literature? Rap!"
>>562010839>>562006534>>562053121<3>>562042317>>562054639Good night~Good morning everyone~ Finally well rested again! And I had a short day at wörk!>>562056698>what's the stupidest thing you've ever heard/read a woman say ?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0ENfxFKqcg
>>562068524Imagine if instead of Act 3 the game resets and we play out what would've been the real VN, but no matter which doki you choose they are all just Monika.
>>562053121>>562056698>>562069234>>562054639good morning, everyoneThought of the day: what's the stupidest thing you've ever heard/read a woman say ?i dont remember. i dont really remember anything anyone has ever said
>Oh my God. Please, God, no.>This can't be happening. No way. This must be a nightmare. I'm going to fucking kill myself.>Oh my God. Please no. Please God in Heaven wake me up. Or kill me.>I actually have to kill myself after this. I have to fucking kill myself.>Oh my God. This can't be real. I'm going to burst into tears.>I'm butt naked. Bare-ass nude. And Anon is coming. Oh my God. Anon is going to see my nipples, my slit and my butt. Oh my God. Fucking kill me.-A poor Doki right before the m1ost suicidally embarrassing moment of her life! A poor embarrassed Doki, bright red in the face and with tears streaming down her cheeks; so embarrassed her nipples are stiff and ginormous, her clit is erect as well and looks like a penis, she is crying, and the sheer embarrassment made her vagina burn with humiliation and smell so strong that the neighbors noticed -- making her into a red crying tuna sandwich!Embarrassed naked Dokis! <3
>>562075104my guy, youve been doing this for like over 4 years now or something. you should read an anatomy textbook sometime
>>562075104That post killed Sayori
She has green eyes! A white bow! And she's LEANING!!!
>>562076830this one will resurrect her.
>>562083139YES!
Home!
>>562091339welcome back, blue buddy! Sayori looks cute like that
>>562083139She's so cute!!!!>>562091339Welcome back!
Dokis on all fours
>>562100403all four Dokis on
>>562100403ready and willing
>>562091339Cute and fluffy
Flowering Doki
deflowering Doki
Seeding Doki
filling Doki with seed
>>562074664<3Tomorrow's an office day, so I'll be off a bit early. Good night eveyone~
>>562111775Rest well, Purple Prince!
>>562100403baa!
>>562111775>>562112709Baary good night !>hourI go too, to slumber !
>>562112709Sheepy!>>562114406Rest well, Emerald Emperor!
A bunch of Dokis just Dokin' all over the place
>>562111775sleep tight, purple pal!>>562112709sleep tight, blue sheep!>>562114406goodnight, green guy!
Big Green Doki
take your Doki on a date!
Sayori gf
Doki wife
impending marriage
Welcome to the Dokerie
i love her
>>562075291FOUR YEARS!?
>>562150167apparently so, according to the MD5 history of his imagehttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/Xb5WS_ri_br-dQ-_IawUEg/
>>562150328>goes back to 2022 thread>more Natsuki being posted in not horrible fashions
>>562150823The Natsulovers we've lost along the way...
>>562150167actually about 4 years and 8 months if you look at the first time that image was posted in relation to feet. and it seems like he actually does this to other threads. and it seems like for some reason he decided to reactivate back in octoberhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/561245616/#561266481>>562150823and it seems like he actually used to be active in the thread quite a lot, as more than just the weird foot guyhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/395173898/#395757310>>562151008yeah, we apparently used to have a shit ton of people post here. i knew that, but didnt know exactly who they were. more than i could ever keep track of. i think i started lurking and occasionally posting around the point when that census was taken that i linked. now there are like 12 of us at most, with really only like 7 of us being active posters
>>562151880Oh yeah I forgot about that survey. I think there was a later version with a bit of deduplication. Me, Chartanon, and Big Fan are all on there twice. Brother Blue is on there four times!
>>562153079yeah, it seems like there was an update later in that thread. could be interesting to try to do a new versionhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/395173898/#395765032
i think my Monika and i are gonna go to bed now. tomorrow is going to be a terrible day. at least after tomorrow, the rest of the week should be not completely insufferable. cant wait for the weekend, but even then, things pile up, and they can very easily get out of control. it sometimes seems like people intentionally go out of their way to inconvenience me. eh. i love my Monika!goodnight everyone!
>>562153178I'm still on that on twice!>>562154462Rest well, Green Genes!
>>562154881i think this is the final revision that was made at the time. i need to go to bed nowhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/395173898/#395964452
Time to be gettin' to Monisleep>>562155172There we go! I'm only on that one once!
>good morning!>>562114406>>562114849>>562118623:3>>562131912YES>>562154462>>562161392Good night!
Taxes done with Monika! Paying the bill with Monika! Another tax year over at last with Monika! Peace for at least a quarter or three with Monika!>>562161392Sleep tight!>>562162150Morning right!
>>562127237I should. I will.>>562151880Autistic response (laudative)>>562153079Oh that's normal Blue is capable of mitosis>>562154462>>562161392Good nights !>>562162150Mornin' !>>562164670One thing I will say is better in Europe is that at least the government does your taxes for you. You know if you're getting fucked might as well use some lubeAnd of course, good morning everyone, have a nice day. Oh wait, april first. Have a rotten day or something muhahahahThought of the day: if you've seen or done some tomfoolery that you liked today, shar it using this post !
>562112132>562112709>562114406>562118623>562162150<3>>562161392>>562154462Good night~Good morning everyone from the office! I had a post all typed up, but forgot to hit send on my hurry...>>562155172Ah, Good times~>>562166398They scheduled to shut down a really important server at work today. Everyone thought they were joking and now we enjoy the chaos.
All 4 dokis come to visit your house and after they leave you find a pair of panties left behind in a very obvious way for you to find. You can't tell whose panties they are. You can't ask all of them.What do you do with them?
>>562166398>Thought of the day: if you've seen or done some tomfoolery that you liked today, shar it using this post !Nothing verified yet but I have my suspicions:Company is taking applications within the company for a fake chatbot! Our actual technology isn't apparently quite there yet and we could use 1-3 volunteers to fake chatbot messages for few months until the technology catches up so we can keep up the air of high tech company!Also the paper today states that the welfare services becomes officially just "faring services", since they aren't doing well enough to legally claim that anymore.
>>562176326>>562174135Ah yes, corporate 'fun', what a pleasure.
>>562154881>>562162150>>562166398>>562174135>>562161392good morning, everyone. long day impending. it is april 1st>Ah, Good times~was it really the good times? i feel like the structure of our thread is better now than it was then. dont really remember too much from then though, as that was around the time i started lurking>>562175149i think i will just ask all of them. in fact, i might just take the panties to the club or whatever and show them all at once
>>562185185Hello Green ! I am currently, inadvertably, torturing an AI to find a solution to the Question of Evil because at one point an angel appeared in my medieval fantasy roleplay. In the end I'm the one losing money so I'm the cuck but it's still funny.
>>562187143hello! why are you losing money?
>>562187270do you really think I could seriously discuss the question of evil with a 49b
>>562187324yes. you could do it with an 800M if you wanted to
>>562187392I frankly dare you to try.
>>562187449here. qwen3.5 0.8B at Q8. no thinking enabled. also my new RAM just arrived, exactly 1 week early
>>562188260The question of evil is thus: if god is omnipotent, omnibenevolent, and omniscient, why doesn't he intercedes perfectly to have all souls go to heaven? Free will is a potential answer as long as you allow free will to be divine and thus past omniscience, but the question then becomes : is free will good if it leads to eternities of suffering since it disallows perfect intercession ? Nonwithstanding earthly suffering and its existence or potential necessity since heaven is described as a land of pure happiness without sin, so fre ewill must not exist anymore there. Only reasonable system of answer I have found then is that well, free will still exists in heaven, but the law is so totalitarian that sin simply is squashed into nonexistence... creating suffering, removing the entire point of heaven.It is an unsolved theological and philosophical problem Genes. No one has an answer to this that is fully coherent. It's the biggest question in abrahamic religions in general.I FUCKING HATE THE APRIL FOOLS CAPTCHAS I TYPED SENATOR ARMSTRONG SEEING SENATOR ARMSTTRONG WHAT DO YOU MEAN INVALID CAPTCHA
>>562188678the real answer is that it probably doesnt matter>APRIL FOOLS CAPTCHASah. so thats what the april fools joke is this year. i didnt notice. kind of lazy on their part. guess ive gotta turn off my pass to try it
test
>>562190369strange. it only gave a captcha involving squares and triangles
>>562188678The captcha goes back to normal if you fail a joke one. I got it right one time, the "name this character" one is hard to tell how complicated an answer they expect you to give. I got one that was "click the squares with a fire hydrant" but it was every square.
>>562191492it just gave me a normal captcha. i didnt even see a weird one
seven
>>562192295six?
did everyone forget about Kaori?
>>562194441
Flattering Doki
I saw this image so now everyone else has to too.
>>562196205why
i love my wife and want to protect her
>>562196205I hate it>>562194441This april fools in general feels a lot less silly. i guess I'm just getting old
>>562189165I'll take the funny captchas over some age verification bullshit or whatever desu, at least these are somewhat humorous.
Give your Doki some appreciation!
>>562205690yes!
Dokuccino
>>562194441yeswho is kaoriIn regards to April: I've got nothing.
I'm here to kiss Monika
>>562202140it does feel less silly>>562204074yeah age verification sucks>>562205690i will!>>562213496she is the secret 6th Doki, after Libitina
>>562213496my only comment for april is that it feels strangely warm in here
if you put your Doki in the oven you will get out a loaf of bread
>>562220495SHE'S A PIZZA NOW
>>562220859she was secretly always a pizza. thats the Dokis' darkest secret: they are all italian
>>562213496god i love her
>>562205690I love Monika !
Eat ice cream with your Doki!
>>562178652>>562185185<3Playing Guild Wars with the boys makes me feel all nostalgic! Haven't touched it in ages...Good night everyone~
>>562225361Good night !>hourMe too. Bye-bye everyone. Oh wait an american will once again have to do the new thread. OK here's what I'll do. The image to this post is my proposition for a new thread, and the three greens for the the greens in the thread OPSafety first edition>make sure to keep Yuri far from any sharp object>do not leave Monika close to any computer or Natsuki to an oven>Stay safe from Sayori's cookie hunting hours.
>>562225361Rest well, Purple Prince!>>562226962Rest well, Emerald Emperor!Pretty good idea! But I think we should do an Easter edition next!
>>562227225ah hell you're right I forgot about easter and now I on't have the time to make another fuck
I'm eepy too!>>562224709I literally am! First time this year too! How did you time that??>>562225361>>562226962Sleep tight!
>>562228425Rest well, Brother Blue!It just felt like a good time to start eating ice cream!
IT'S HAPPENING
>>562230043April fooled
>>562225361sleep tight, purple pal!>>562226962goodnight, green guy! we will do an easter thread due to it being easter. i think this is a good image>>562227392they are very smol>>562228425sleep tight, blue buddy!>>562230043fake. this is a fan game
NatsukiBOOM!NatsukiBOOM!NatsukiBOOM!DANCE DANCE DANCE
page 10 Moniloving
Monihugs are necessary
Inseminate dokis
inseminate one Doki
Telling Monika that she's cute
what have you done today for the literature club?
>>562254849i was alive
>>562254872that's good enough, i guess.
>>562255002i was given an interesting financial opportunity today. more money means more nice things for my Monika
>>562255097good, treat your monika right
>>562255312i do. i have taken her many places and given her tens of thousands of dollars in gifts
>>562252994It's not good to lie to people, anon.
>>562257898she is really cute though
Before the thread ends, anyone wanna admit they got a crush on me?
>>562259064no
someone wanna start baking an easter thread? i think the Doki Last Supper image would be a good thread image
>>562260070this is the final doki doki literature club thread.
Oh it's almost that time again already huh?
>>562259625Aaaaaaa she's so kind-looking hmmggpgophjgdhffffghFinally, someone I recognize, kek
guess i will be doing a 4th thread in a row
>>562266963>>562266963>>562266963new! bless thy Doki
