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"I wanted to meet you, Schale's Sensei' always some shit when hoes say this
Finally a good thread
this one
is ako a tsundere or just a bitch?
>>561034469ako threadako generalako boardako websiteako countryako worldako universe
>>561034657yes
nana zoos
I was promised Seia thread
hina flaterina
>>561034469
>>561034942heehee
>>561034857
>>561034773Nuts and Yosh
theres nothing to goon to
>>561034942
coom in Nozoom.
>>561034942hate to see that
Merry Christmas
>>561034981
akoposters wonseiaposters lost
>>561035036is this the fabled Seia bread?
Will you lift them?
>>561034469>Gogurt thread yesterday>Gookako thread todayENOUGH!
>>561034469Finally a good thread
>>561035135that means seiabread tomorrow
>>561035135This means we're finally getting good breads.
sexy seia
My canon wife Fuuka...
Release the Ibuki Sex Files
>>561034942standby seia
Headpat.For Ibuki.
can someone replace the banana with bananazoos?
>>561035253???
ss
It's going to be a Bazoos thread tomorrow
WHY ARE YOU BURNING THROUGH IMEJI RIGHT AWAY AGAIN
no
>>561035392what about the promised seia bread?
>>561035401WHY ARE YOU?
Weird duo.
>>561035351>>561035253Sex.With Ibuki.
>>561035192first thread is always the correct one
>>561035401We'll get more next thread.
>>561035449Would you say this if a birthday thread was skipped?
>>561035401/bag/ will never learnGoodnight
Is it possible for a sensei lvl 71 such as myself beat challenge 2? I always run out of time with all students full health. I could easily beat challenge 3
I thought /bag/ liked gookako?
>>561035549>GOGURT RAID NEXT
>>561035491I actually would and I did because student I didn't like was having her birthday.
>>561035550
>>561035549>gogurt raid nextI'll LUN it.
>>561035550NO!
>>561035549>hard gives plat
>>561035606At least you're honest about your disgusting behavior.
Which students should I use for gogurt raid?
MYSTERY NIGGAS
I really like brown Yosh
>>561035715AzusaSeiaHinaAlice
>>561035549>hina raped
nyan nyan nyan
>>561035549>seia eventrerun soon
Iroha is the perfect woman
>>561035690it was Seia bread that took the spot of birthday thread of some student I can't even remember but it happened like 3 months ago tops
>>561035549>game studentsBest club
Should I attempt 2T INS?
>>561035549>Sensei retard always silver
>>561035875is 1t insane even possible?
>>561035812>schizo retard woke upyaaawn
>>561035960No need to announce yourself
>>561035327nom nom nom
>>561035875Don't bother if you've been doing extreme all those previous days.
>>561035875
>>561035803>comes to millennium with an attitude like she owns the place>causes a bunch of problems politically and breaks vending machines>"teehee maybe i'm just a brat"Millennium needs to permanently ban Seia for being a menace.
>>561035940Nope, especially since you need completely different team setups for p1 and p2
>>561035986you're a phoneposting SEAtard and quite possibly the most disliked person in /bag/just saying
>>561035875ignore the naysayers, you may as well try. Both phases are pretty tight, though. Post current team.
>>561035875you mean you haven't already?
>>561034998
any tips for wakamo dying early in torment or is it just need more stats? i thought i squeezed out all the upgrades i could on my special students, and on wakamo herself(using imari to heal)
Remember to do your card dailies.
>>561036327Do not use Wakashit and settle for comfy INS instead>>561036143Fuck off
>>561036143retarded faggot
>>561036539where ears go
>>561036207why the background lowk giving that gassy video
>>561036558
Don't you want me in your gacha game...
>>561036582don't
>>561036408I wish Iroha schizo and his bf would fuck off from /bag/ forever. Didn't you used to post in the other tab?
aruji-dono...
gookako bread is for high quality discussion onlybehave yourselves
>>561036728Plat is already secured, dear.
>>561036665>Didn't you used
Yesod status? Everyone cleared torment right?
made for sensei dick and heart
>>561035549>girls gogurt raid>game end mari>hina raped alone>bedpost using sensei>lolis funny without zoos>making certain msuzumi coom
>>561036127>helps out with other schools affairszoos could never
bro
>>561036981
>>561036825no mSuzumi spook so no TOR for me>>561036774it's correct in english in england
Speaking of PvP, what is the meta for next season?
Hoooooooly, I finally did it. I've spent so much time and mats trying to figure out what works. This wasn't even a comfy clear either, I've spent like 40min restarting because every team required its own near perfect rotation. I was anxious if I'm gonna make it but it worked out somehow.I've burned through all trinity mats, my artifact stash is in shambles, I have zero reports (I even bought AP packs just to rush farming them from commissions), I've spent 1.4k ligma upgrading sMika and mReisa. In total it was probably 200M credits and I'm not sure if it was worth it. Worst thing is that my plat won't hold most likely
>>561036981>fans of mentally ill ugly freaks are retarded irlnot surprising desu
>>561036143
Sisters
I have wordball fatigue
>>561037173souless vs soul
>>561037079why sweat it when extreme gets you plat anyway?
>>561037145>>561036408Hmm. Hmmmm.
>>561037079smooooooooooch smooooooch smooooooooooooooooooch
>>561036143Interesting projection
>>561037079nice
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/filename/pop.png/
>>561036825Noaless, can't beat Insane
>>561034469the promised gookako bread...
>>561037274>>561037221why samefag?
>>561037213>extreme gets you plat anywayIt won't on EU and even if it will, I don't have students required to get top 1% clear. Plus I wanted more coins and I wanted to see if I can make it.>>561037238If I get my first plat the smooching will end... Surely>>561037282Thanks
>>561037357/gookako/ vs /seia/ divegrass was really fun
>>561037371Meds, monkey.
Samefagging is pathetic, I would never
It's always the biggest retards that try to pull this shit
>>561037440 (Me)based
>>561037213Challenging yourself is fun.
>>561037376smooches continue until lv90, plat, and cleared torment
>>561037235
>>561037416the nerve of you to call me that but you're literally only posting in SEA hours
>>561037581It’s 9 AM here in America. I call you that because you’re obviously projecting.
>>561037524I miss getting smooches...
>>561037660weirdo
is it normal to run out of equipment level up orbs, or is that the pain a semi new sensei regularly goes through?
You know you can just ask for smooches and I'll always deliver, right?
>>561037357>>561037396/bag/ divegrass cup 2nd edition whenit's world cup year
>>561037524>lvl90Getting there>platUhhh there are 50 worse clears than mine and there are 2 more days left, I hope fubukis will spare me but I don't have high hopes.>cleared tormentwtf that's just unfair, you can't raise the bar like that
>>561037706Yes, it's normal. You get them from events and raids and there's only so many of them every month.
>>561037440The worst are faking discussion and wishing yourself a good nightI don't know how a mind can be so gone as to do these things. Like holy shit man what's wrong with you?
>>561037710
>>561037706I can't speak for other Sensei but I don't remember the last time I ran out of these, but I do constantly run out of gear mats
>>561037706>run out of equipment level up orbsf2p and I never experienced that so you're doing something wrong
Why is a cop friends with two childrens?
finally managed to get the 2T insane without using my own limited/anniversary students
>>561037710>>561037660>subtle invitation to ERPwish you troons would fuck off to /trash/
>>561037706I autistically use the orbs manually together with gear blueprints when I started out and I never run out (auto select "wastes" some of your orb points. But that's most likely because you are upgrading too many students.
>>561037862>>561037862>Zoosbased! I never see anyone use her for this raid and guide Tsubaki is a nice touch
Do people actually like "what if Sensei was <character>" stories?
>>561037968I really like Eimi with her hair untied. Wish she always had it like that.
>>561037998Only Sensei as bing bing wahoo man
>>561037904Why are you off your pills again?
>>561037998Sensei has personality of a wet noodle so I don't mind fanfictions involving him.
>>561038039Would Mika say that
>>561037728>>cleared torment>wtf that's just unfair, you can't raise the bar like thatit'll come sooner than you think, Sensei
>>561038158Old Mika would definitely say that to gehenners
>>561038039do not use Mika to shitpost
smooch is /bag/ culture
>>561037706yes initially, but once you have a substantial amount of credits you should aim to buy them daily from the shop (at least the yellow/purple ones)also some events have mini-games that give a substantial amount of orbs aside from the event shop (like those where you flip cards) so build up your stock from thereand as a newcutie don't upgrade too many at one go
how would you fix /bag/?
PSA: DO NOT TRUST ELVES
>>5610384454chin sucks so who cares about fixing a turd.
who cares about /bag/
Elves are VERY good for you
>>561037710diddy ahh blud...
>>561038445more love for ritual posters that been here long timeno love for faggots that search your image names in the archive
Trying to explain Russian Roulette to the students but they don't understand it
Why yes, I care about /bag/
>>561038574she never said it
>>561038574she said it
>>561038562You mean 8/bag? Same.
PV7 when?
>>561037706I buy them every single day and never run out.
this is the gayest general on /vg/
>>561038574@arona did she say that?
this is the straightest general on /vg/
> 190 119You motherfuckers...
/bag/ cannot be saved. But it still has a way to go before it's as bad as /alg/ or other gacha generals in /vg/.
>page 3post
>>561038693this is the most asian looking sensei i've ever seen
>>561038820How mentally buckbroken you have to be to perceive these things as something sexual kek
What are our general thoughts on Sora?
sensei...
>>561038841I told you to fuck off from /bag/ though?
>>561038863Kek. Momoi will answer for this.
>>561037985guide tsubaki was the cornerstone of this team because she kept mimori alive until the end thanks to the heal
>>561038919she puts too much ketchup on my hot dog even though i always tell her "not that much ketchup please"
>>561038820In my 36 years of being alive, I have never before seen projection on this scale.
was the boom mod made by a /bag/got considering the gookhoshino
what is blud even on about
>>561034469Abhorrent thread, everyone in this thread should get a futa student by default
>>561037862and /bag/ will tell you the raid needs every limited to be doable
>>561038917literally the only reason to 'play' gacha is to let your autism create sexual scenarios about it
>>561038841Thank you for staying in /bag/
>>561038445Replace the captcha with Yesod.
>>561039061aww how cu- wayment
dont click that webm
>>561038445Behead any ritualposter who does it more than once a dayMaybe some sort of post limit per ip per thread so that one dude doesn't make up 15% of the thread
>>561038919I would, but not as if she is a priority
>>561038919we need more middle schooler students
>>561038964>healing + attack buffer better than KotamaI think gTsubaki might actually be good
>>561038619April stream
>>561039134that's an mp4
Now that we're in a gookako thread get this gift dedicated to that gookako poster whose name is Mr. CP'shttps://litter.catbox.moe/vgc8151z5qrvcbym.jpg
how does she manage to not have one single fan?
>>561039069>to let your autism create sexual scenarios about itYeah, about your students and not some weird homoerotic stuff
>>561038983Why are you so negative about /bag/?
alright nameless priests, you can reveal yourselves now
>>561039327
I ain't touching that
>>561039061
We love Nonomiss here
less than a month left until kei alt
>>561039250While you are here complainning Kei is cucking you
>>561039275Is BA your first gacha? It took me 6 months of playing Nikke before I first started finding this shit attractive. It's not that bad if you don't take it too far irl and only use it to get off.
>>561039483>guy becomes girl>choking on dick within a week>robot becomes girl>choking on dick within a weekThese stories always end the same way it seems
>>561037904ok tourist
I lurk the other tab because I can filter specific subhumans if I wish to do so.Filters in our /bag/ can only get you so far.
Save her
>>561039501Impossible
Don't let the gookseia cabal drag down the quality of gookako thread
Imagine getting a white haired sister that is immediately more popular than you and get tons of love and fan arts. Imagine it happened twice.Alice.... Arona...
>>561034982
>>561039790we love seia here
>when she takes your tsuchinoko
>>561039732kys and go back traitor
Think sMika (A), sHanako, Kokona, dAru, Rio, Kisaki for 1, then Noa, Rabu, Azusa, mSuzumi, sShiroko, sAtsuko for 2, could work for insane?
>>561039907I don't think that order works out bro
coom in doomrope in hope
>>561039990I just saw you post exactly the same pic in 8/bag/ bro
>>561040060saving thiscranking it to this
>nikke finally has branching storylines where your choices fucking matter in a gacha gamewhen will transgender jeet agp archive follow suit?
>>561040146Here's your (You)
>>561040078That’s news to me
>>561040146I still prefer BA gameplay to shit Nikke gameplayNikke isn't so bad but it's more about the girls and the storyI think BA does almost everything better but Nikke has better and more concise story than BA
>monkey short circuiting because it can’t stop blue archive and the evil heterosexual lolichud army
lol
>>561040146>your choices fucking matterSure thing chief. I'm sure they'll be writing two distinct story lines going forward and they definitely won't converge into the same shit.
>>561040438You do realize your opinion is worth fuck all when you attach a pic of shuro with it?
>>561040423Nikke literally has males and other cuckshit. There ain’t any gacha with a better story or characters than BA unless you’re a degenerate.
>gookako thread >suddenly other tab + the original monkey start posting Yeah I noticed it too hard
>>561040473>Even iMine has some of the best gag EX clipsNot quite as good as her base pvp ones, but Mine is great.
Wow, who would do this
steal all seias
>>561040601YOUR FAULT SOMEHOW
>>561040601Fuck off you mentally ill freak.Your reverse searching of images puts off the good posters and brings pleasure to monkey, just so you know.
>>561040670Seminar doesn't want you to know but Seias are free.
Your studentYour Linux distro
>>561040547You seem angry
>>561040679Making gookako threads is the perfect formula to bring the mentally ill, Mr.CP
>>561040146>comparing nikke the gold standard of gacha to blue archive, the brown standard of gachaSeiajeet tier post desu
I wish anime girls were real but only liked me
sometimes I smell how my cat used to smell when it was leaking from its pussy because it wanted to mate
>>561040423>Nikke has better and more concise story than BA
>>561040756>brings pleasure to monkey, just so you know.What I want to know is how you'd know that.
Much projecting itt I see. Especially from imejiless posts.
Who got cucked in Nikke this time that they're melting down and raiding?
At this point it's just sad
>148cm>145cmJapanese girls can really be that tiny?
>>561040818>attaches a smug pic and doesn't offend you in any way>angryAre you brown or just a tad bit silly?
>>561040961fat fuck
Another slow day at the call center I see
>gacha tribals episode[Skip]
>>561040571I haven't played Nikke, what's the cuckshit there?
now now girls, don't tear off eachothers hair
>293/171Not looking good...
>>561041025>145>E cupOk, you've got my curiosity.
>>561040917You reverse searched my pictures instead of his like twice and it was pretty funny seeing you be a schizo but also made me feel like some kind of /bag/ celebrity ngl.
you know if you want to shit this much ladies
>Gogurt threads>Gookako threadsThe shit memes are winning What's next? Zoos threads?
>>561041170>YouNot the guy you were chatting at. Just a rando who wondered why the monkey's feelings were apparently known. I thought he was dead.
gookako is gemmy thoughbeit
rabu juice will solve world hunger
>thoughbeitRetarded tourist
>>561041273there is no monkey monkey was the bot spammer that just spammed gore/porn/cphe didn't even speak to anyone iirc
>>561041059something like "their whores had sex with other jeets before meeting the 'JEETCommander'"and yeah in general the game world(Bangladesh) has male NPCs running around
>>561041404are you serious, that game has you roll for used goods? lol
Rabu clothes look like rags taken out of trash but I like how she has 0 haters and her face + hair is cute tooI even like her more because she is actually useful in meta and even has a fun gimmick with gangster crew summoningshe needs a casual alt or something
>>561041507that's so hot
Beetlezoos thread in 4 hours.
>>561040146>your choices will determine who you will be cucked byi kneel
>>561041548It's just a hoodie over a Trinity uniform, what's so trashy about it?
What was the theory about sensei being jesus again? Was it related to vol3?
Sora... actually lost?
Jumby my beloved...
>>561041686Your Vol F?
>>561041656long skirt is very not sexylooks like her design is half assed and boring>trinity uniformdon't we have like 5 or more different trinity uniforms?next n ew trinity club will have sexy uniforms surely
>>561041471I love this view.
>>561041059Anything that the player character could be compared to and promptly lose against in the evaluation
>>561041840I say this
>>561041810there are multiple trinity uniforms and there are also variations within clubs
>>561041598Sukeban SMG, my beloved
>>561041810>long skirtYou know that's a delinquent thing, right?
>>561041686Wtf is that anatomy? Why is his dick in the middle of his thighs?
>>561041787I may be getting old and in need of reading everything again
>>561041996the way it's drawn it looks like the legs aren't even his and his torso is buried into the ground or something
>>561041996I'm 3 meters tall
>>561041983yeah but it doesn't have to look like shit
>>561041996and he has 2 jaws
>>561041850sameI just want to fuck my students like a savage beast
>>561039990I tried using Kokona for phase 1 and she threw curveballs with her cost reduction overriding the pillar cost reduction. If you can handle that, go forth.Phase 2 might work, howhever S.Shiroko's and Noa's def down won't stack, i suggest swapping S.Shiroko for an atk speed buffer to keep changes to a minimum. Not too sure on Azusa's def down uptime since she only targets one puillar at a time.
Apparently the nicknames you set in Momotalk can be seen by the whole group chat and aren't just for your phone, because Nozomi called me tearing up asking why she's "the worse train girl"
>>561041810>long skirt is very not sexyhomo
I am satisfied with hardcore
>>561042112Maybe it's a beak
>>561041996>>561041686It looks like Seia is fucking someone else and highlighted sensei shadow is just supporting her grabbing her ass.
>74 Lunatic clearsThis is the power of Yesod...
>>561042040*muffled from behind the mask*UOOOOOOGH!!!
>>561042274gookcucko...
>gookakos are cucksI'm not surprised.
you now remember ritsu
>>561042392KEKAROO
>>561042472I already have Reisa. Fuck off.
I didn't realize until now but sometimes I get 3 Rabu elephs pulling a Thermite White card and 2 from a Thermite Pink card.
>0 wildhunt spooks when sparking SuzumiI really hate that joke of a school.
yuuka's thighs
i thought it's gonna be impossible without atleast a single healer, but i needed a cost recovery from shiroko
>>561042564Marry, fuck her afterFuckFuckKill Hifumi
>>561042616
>>561042662what did hifumi even do bro
>>561042620first insane clear? welcome in plat
>>561042591luck issue, got Kanoe with my GA ticket and Fuyu in my mahou shoujo pulls
>>561042620You really shouldn't have needed that.
>>561042128wtf are you talking about
how long will hieros GA ticket last
>>561041075
>>561038251
>>561042792no, i just upscored>>561042810i REALLY needed that, i couldn't use saki ex on time because i didn't had enough cost everytime, and without shiroko i always finished phase 2 with like 3 seconds left
>>561042620Great work bro.I don't think cost recovery was that necessary for this raid, just made rotations a bit easier.
>>561042785
>>561042949Pyrox planner says up to Ninja's dress event:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_Zjt_OM9XXidY3uYYDK92W9GrR3DN5cQsZ0IJsoEbjY/edit?gid=1749530612#gid=1749530612
>>561043183using it on mitch thenwill get her 1st pull god willing since my past few banners have been SHIT
>>561043124that's faust
>>561043124Heil Hifumi
>>561042978I've seen enough valkyrie bodycam footage to know that this is true
>>561038919she's a bit silly
>>561043124Come home, Hifumi.
>>561042826this little robot is so sexy
>>561043456>this projection
>>561043456Definitely not as silly as Sir Billi
>>561043456>NTR slop
>>561043867sloppy
>>561043456Patrician taste anon
Students won't stop calling having sex sexslop and my cum penisslop what do
>need to beat yesod againJust let us sweep
>>561034773Why does Rena's sprite make me feel like she's standing on a mikan box?
I am in love with this athletic woman
>>561044020Stop having sex with Reisa
I hate lifeI only like anime girls and big anime titsI wish I lived in an eternal paradise world where I have sex with anime girls nonstop, I don't want any other shit
>your studentwife>april stream predictionsgo
>>561044421ShiggyV5C3, Churro and Azameme playable
>>561044421>Makoto>Makoto content
>>561044421>seia>eos
>>561044421Saiba twinsbattle Saibas
>>561044421HinaHinacontent
>>561044416I'd hate my life too if my taste in art was this shit
>>561044713Post good art then
>Your studentwife>Your favorite sex position
don't post good art
>>561044754
>>561044848>seia>eosposition
do post good art
>>561042112>>561042253I think it's just a note with a doodle snesei drawn on it
>>561044848MakotoDoggystyle but it's not something you do with a gf usually so I barely done itonly position I could stay hard in
>>561044848>privaty>prone bone
>>561045020>not something you do with a gf usually so I barely done ithow so?
>>561044848AtsukoDoggystyle
>>561044848NeruHandholding
Hina time?
>>561044421IrohaIroha (Wedding Dress)
I bet when Rabu bites her tongue it hurts way more then usual
>>561044848Nozomi.Cowgirl.
I bet when Rabu bites Sensei's penis it hurts way more then usual
>>561044848I am a virgin tho?
Rabu's sharp teeth are an optical illusion
No biting pls
>>561045310This is /bag/ bro, we're all wizards hereUse your imagination
>>561044848>Makoto>Sitting face to face
>>561045310you can't put yourself in a man's place or what?
>>561045512how do you know sex feels good if you never had sex? it might be extremely painful
What is good art?
>>561045448>we're all wizards hereThat might not be entirely true. What was the cutoff point for Arch Mages again?
>>561045572it's onahole masturbation with extra steps
>have nothing to do and do nothing but play vidya all day >still feel like I have a lot of fucking responsibilities and shit to do
>>561045572don't be a babyyou're a big guy
But do (You) like Ako?
>>561045572It would be, if she pulls it off.
fuck
My maid wife taking care of my embalmed left testicle
>>561044848HinaMating press
>>561045638onaholes feel better though
>>561045191why not attach an image if you're gonna avatar post anyway? even Akane anon isn't doing what you're doing>>561045089real life sex usually goes pretty quickly, it's more about being sensual in missionary than straight up fucking
Is there a tool that shows the account stats from UID?
>>561044848seiaintense passionate lovey-dovey bed-breaking creampie sex with seia with handholding with intertwined fingers and pressed palms and kissing with tongue and eye contact in various sex positions for hours on end without pulling out
>>561045414
>>561045950
>>561041507Just date 3d at that point
>>561046097Hnnnnnggggg
>>561046106we have hebe students but this one is a hebi
>for hours on endstudents who can make you lose in 30 seconds?
haha
Finally watching a guide for Yesod Tor but there's too many skills going off and no timeline...
>>561046319take the comfy insane pill
You have 30 minutes to pat before it's too late
>>561041686Sounds stupid.He's clearly Moses.
>>561045873Blue Archive provides this sort of experience? What student would be rent a girlfriend fan and what student would be a madam of a brothel in some lewd alt scenario in the future?I did doggystyle with a hooker and I couldn't coom she had dark long hair like Hasumi
>>561046239One of my pet peeves is artists stretching anatomy so far in order to get a good vulva rear view that they look like balls
>>561046176It's never a proper, well functioning dude who says thisAnd when it is, it's because he got burned and is speaking from experience and not internet platitudes
>>561045873Mindbroken beyond belief
>>561044773
>>561046239>good art actually being posted>not to mention the premise chad post but better question would be what student you could last longer than 30 seconds with?
>>561046460>It's never a proper, well functioning dude who says this Tbf its from a 13 year old shitpost. Its aged incredibly well though.
>>561045385*CHOMP*
>561046635feels like all this is a string of samefag replying to eachother
>>561046736Kanna is a good girl and respects my rights, she would never harm me
>>561046445Had you said "Hasoom", it would've rhymed well.
>>561046736I enjoy this type of thing.
>>561046736Source on the full?
Bwrooooo
>>561044848Missionary and prone bone
>>561046736YEOOOWCH
>>561046967what the fuck is that
I believe in the happy ending
>>561047042Where's the FUCKING LINE
>>561046761Imagine sniffing that hair
>>561046896Not the guy you think of.
>>561046945https://e-hentai.org/g/3705412/a6e5162712/
sensei: seia why do you always want doggy style sex when we make love?seia: because i belive in the happy bending
>>561047069Black olive. She's sitting in a martini glass.
>>561047143>e-hentai>colored doujinsKokona 2/10.jpg
>>561045020>>561045873Sex is as variable as the number of men multiplied by the number of women. >>561047042This must be old art. Before s.koharu there were a lot of interpretations about what exactly her lines were, some art even shows it as straps.
ok but what even is the line
>listening to a program >they use "looksmaxxing" unironically
>>561047093Heavenly smell of roses
>>561047269>porn elitistNo one cares, f/a/g
I grow tired of fighting
>>561047416bing
I grow tired
>about to fall to 1800s>plat cutoff is 2000 STOP THE COUNT AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Post only good students being hot as fuck.
what if insted of fightan we were all niec to each other :)
>>561047239I must fuck my daughter
>>561047603evil gookako be like
Fight. Through competition men are given souls.
>>561046635No matter what the point is, there are few more pathetic things in life than deliberately drawing yourself as an aryan chad and your antithesis as a hideous caricature.
911 I REPORT A 911IT'S OVER OVEEEEEEEEEEER https://x.com/ErogeAreAlive/status/2035371072871104603
>>561035875yeah its comfy
>>561047508Aoba is too weak to be saying things like thatIt's like how comfortable city dwellers are the ones who call for revolution even though they'd be the first ones to die and/or be eaten once the grocery store is looted and the murders start
>>561047428what's ironic about looksmaxxing?
>>561047710Just use this next time
New limiteds in a month from now. Take your bets on who it's gonna be.
>>561047718sad, it's a genuinely good website
>>561047993A certain superhuman
>>561047718no...
>>561047718Didnt those fags take ba off there?
>yesod lunatic already requires ue60 s.hanako to break the pillar without any buffsthis is gonna get worse in the newer raids
>>561047718maybe now it's time to finally make the website look nicer
>>561047718That wasn't supposed to happen.
>>561048227just borrow her?
>>561048184Well BA is not a visual novel so I'm not sure why it should be on VNDB in the first place
>>561047696It's true. I beat a mf once in highschool and got 100 souls, enough to buy a firebomb.
>>561048070I need her and Mirai playable NOW
>/bag/>having sex
>>561048374They had limbus company and heaven burns red and others on there even when they removed BA so it's suspicious
>>561048297It looks good enough. The girl from Angelic Serenade is mega cute, I don't want to see some nu-web UI that doesn't have her.
>>561048374>BA is not a visual novel
>>561048070Would she be more or less competant than Rio as a striker?
>>561048297What are you, some kind of modern webdev nigger? I'll fight you. That website was flawless. Clean and neat. One of the few remaining vestiges of the actual good design philosophies.
>>561048484I'm afraid to say some baggots want to fuck farfie
>>561048393First she needs to repent
>>561048484some people in /bag/ used hookers but I still think it countsI have ED but took viagra and lost virginity to a girl I pulled at a party at 26 years old lolYou'd be surprised how easy it is to have sex
>>561048664nigga how do you get ED at 26yo
>>561048512>look up limbus company>no results>look up heaven burns red>no results
>>561048664This is one of the saddest posts I've ever read here...
>>561048791HRT
>>561048484Had sex with gook girl from KR BA festival
What would even be her kit?Which mats would she use?
>>561048791I got it at 18 or something, you basically fap to the point of sexual exhaustion all the time, I actually did it because I was having gay thoughts and I hated them. I think normal people just smoke a cigarette or go for a run when they get deviant thoughts as a kid.it's like smoking for some people.
>>561048825Must've removed them too later, but they had them for a while after BA was removed for some reason
Is this... safe?https://x.com/LaLala45459/status/2035344251970879760
>>561049002what do you think
pulling a drunk and desperate 4.5/10 at a party is not difficultthe hard part is to have friends that will invite you to a party in the first place
banging prostitutes shouldn't count
>>561048184its right here brohttps://vndb.org/v55459
>>561048890ancient relics and pole tokens
It's really easy to get laid actually. I get loads of sex, guys. You can tell by the fact that I'm posting on /bag/ on a Saturday afternoon. Bitches love that.
>>561049049I wouldn't even know where to find one
I don't want sex, I want a happy marriage and 6 kids
I LOVE IZREAL WOMENI LOVE YOU THANK YOU SO MUCHMARRY ME IZREAL WOMEN
>>561049262>I don't want sex
>>561049048Just crash in uninvited.No one's gonna notice if the party is big enough.>>561049049Banging prostitutes absolutely counts as far as losing your virginity goes, but does nothing for the loneliness and wish for a family you may feel.
>>561049262>6 kids In this economy?
>>561049262the happy ending...
>>561047718RIP
/bag/ what other threads/boards do you fags lurk besides here?
>>561049262I want sex AND a happy marriage with 6 kids
>>561048576>>561048890She's gonna be the first limited 1* in the history of BA
>>561049048I don't drinkI don't smokeSimple as
Is Subaru the worst playable student released by far, writing-wise?
>>561049670bwo your welfares?
>>561049712>proud of living in squalor and destitution>reacting with violence when someone tries to helpYup
>>561048227Just buff her, retard
>>561049696bro your fentanyl?
Akane Love!You are good, but me? I'm magic, PURE MAGIC.
>>561048484I'm a closeted pdf so it's alright no having any
>>561049782You don't spend pyro to get welfares, but you will have to roll for Kaya (even if she's gonna be a 1*)
Immediately made a mistake and my 2nd P1 team wiped. It's over....
>>561049813Sounds like a hood nigger
>>561049910So you're one of the chill ones? Like you lowkey might like kids but not act on it, right?
>>561049161don't think anyone wrote they're slaying pussy left and right anywhereposting this makes you look indian desu
>he didn't ue60 his sHanakongmi
>>561049980
>>561049918It would be fun if Kaya never dropped her grudge against Rin and was a bitch about it whenever sensei wasn't around>i coup'd you and i'm not sorry about it, cowtits
>>561049628I don't. I might go still some gifs every now and then but other than that I hate everywhere else.
>>561049628/poeg//biz/
I don't know how to feel about this
>>561050048I'm UE50 at 70/200 elephs currently... I will do it when I need that... Right now I don't even know what GA comes after JFD week so I need to prepare.
>>561050258Why is Hina so evil?
>>561050258
UZErotic
>>561049628/pol/
>>561050398I like rectangles
>>561050362That's gookhinaHina is actually very sweet
>>561050151God i hope. She's perfect to keep that heel sharpness and have petty plans blowing up on her face even joining us.
>>561050039Not really, I deserve to be shot desu
>>561050362Kasumi is a terrorist so she deserves itYou're probably some faggot who cried crocodile tears over Guantanamo
>>561050497Renyan
>>561050427Ibukibro?
>>561050346>Hieronymus GA>kurokage TASo you got about a month before she's used again. I also think she might be a part of pvp meta next week, not sure though.
>>561050573I would if they were cute 2D girls.
>>561050632wrong guess.
>>561050810Did we ever get Kurokage GA?>Looks up wikiWe had one. Next one when?
>nothing hits quite like that cigarette after intense hours of making quality posts in /bag/
Why does every picture of Konoha look like she should be holding a used condom
>>561051118Not for the foreseeable future. We'll be getting hieronymus ga again before that.
Teams for the upcoming jfd?
>>561051287Mari only smokes cock
>only bad things happen during a gookako thread it's a curse
>>561051118Why would you want that when purple and blue are the only colors that won't want to make you kill yourself? It's funny how yellow was the original AOE raid in Chesed but it's AOE damage dealers are shit because they are designed to kill mobs with tiny HP.
>>561051512So you're supposed to kill enemies one by one?
>>561051585Nah she smokes fags like you
>>561049262>I don't want sex>I want 6 kidsCuck sensei...
>>561051512Looks like a job for sMika if the strat is to kill them one by one
This girl has literally invaded my thoughts. I haven’t been able to stop thinking about her since she came out.
>>561049628/g/ the whole board is slower than /bag/>>561049262look for single mothers in your area
>>561051737maybe he reproduces through mitosis you don't know that
>>561051512smika, smika (A), uneru/shanakoIf you have a well built momoji she can just ignore the mechanics and oneshot everything
Someone wrote a TL in the comments. Time to turn off my brain!!!
>>561051702That's my guess, maybe it's a good thing because I don't have sHanako>>561051748Yeah, I've just upgraded her and sRenge for Yesod so maybe that investment will pay off itself a little
>>561051512It's literally just Yesod phase 1
What takeaway would you order if you didn't give a fuck about anything? NY style pizza or japanese/indian food or something?
>>561051886pussy
>>561051886sex
>>561051765https://files.catbox.moe/65y9kg.jpg
>>561051823>If you have a well built momoji she can just ignore the mechanics and oneshot everythingobviously no one does but it's okay because we can borrow UE60 Momiji from someone instead of sMika(A)
I'm not even doing Yesod Extreme, so what makes you think I'm considering JFD?
>>561051934Italian mafia says you're a fag if you eat pussy.
>>561052042Keep us posted.
>>561052042No one asked. Stop associating Fubuki with your hatred of actually playing the game.
>>561052042No one cares, Fubukitroon.
>33>bald
>>561049262Familymaxxing is the goal of any real Sensei
I want more raids you can't Auto just to spite fubukiggers.
wtf you weren't supposed to point out that fubukis are annoying faggots
what's up with that fubuki poster?emulating himself as fubuki or something?
>>561052397Eh. Whatever.
>>561051550Don't make me develop an adult fetish
>>561034927Gomen hina
I actually malded insane for the past couple of days just to clear it. It was fun but too expensive and I got a shitty score as well
>>561049262A relationship without sex or sexual attraction can't last.
>>561049628/v//vg/ (won't say what generals)/trash//pol/ during happenings/sp/ during game threads for games I want to watch /wsg/ twice a month/a/ during comiket
>>561052526Every now and again, we have someone who decides they hate a ritualposter, and wants to make them look worseThey rotate around their chosen retard.
ACK
>>561052585>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>malded>for insanefake ass fubuki, im revoking your titleyou better not write embarrassing shit like this again
>suddenly Fubukitroon appears
>>561052550
/bag/ all starsevery retard is here today
>>561052813Missing the ibuki and Planaposters
>>561052813Farfie... gone and forgotten...
>>561052651sounds exhausting
>>561052813Thanks for coming
>They make themselves look more retarded with every post.I like winning by doing nothing the most.
I want to fuck izuna into an abortion
Fuck you, /bag/. I'm invoking him.Mika cute.Mika the best.Miga.
>>561052761Kei probably shit herself a few times before figuring out the whole food/digestion thing
>>561052986He won't show up, the new anti spam measures worked too well
>>561051960>Posting art from the faggot who draws ntr and beast shitKill yourself
>>561052986
>>561052954wtf is this real pregg cosplay or an edit?
>>561051459Just about the easiest raid at this point i guess. I'll try not to fall into Silver Insane.>>561051698Eh, i just though about it when i saw Kurokage TA. Like, "did i ever shoot this guy with other colors?"
>>561053081how did you know that
>>561052954Is sex during stable period really ok?
lol this nigga's first thought when he sees a picture of Sensei milking his student is bestiality and NTR I think he's mindbroken
>>561052003>obviously no one does but it's okayZZZTT FUCKING WRONGG
>>561052986oh no no, cute newcuties
The strongest...
I don't understand.
>>561050048Mines 81/200. There hasn't been any content that needed Ue60 to make a difference, at least pre-lunatic.Might as well milk the permits and lessons as long as I can.>>561049628None really since /jp/ went to shit.Occasionally check in over at /hgg2d/, /m/ and /tg/.
>>561053048>the new anti spam measuresWhich one, the new captcha?
guess i'll interact with the game
>how it feels to clear tor while the plebs/fubukis fight over extreme/insane clearshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwWKtHSPp0c
>>561053303post your friend code if you're in EU please
>>561053308How would cogji Sensei fare in Kivotos?
Fubukiposters are basedGookakoposters are lame
>>561053275/bag/ is full of oddballsA very repeat-format poster once wrote up a little paragraph about how not liking twink senseis meant that you were obsessed with nigger dicksIt was weird
Why is the Shiroko plushie so much more expensive than Serika’s?
>>561052601How do you think those 6 kids came to be? Brought over by the stork?
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>561053490I'm na but if you guys want anyways lolMy borrow rn tho is ue40 Reisa but I'll put her up for jfd
>>561050398>DED
Get in, we are driving to the new thread
Villain Momoi
what the helly
>>561053606Nnnn~Face of the franchise
>>561053695Just make a filler team to mop up the remaining hp. It's not a big deal.
Ok so great news from twitter i saw since the subject is adjacent now:The group behind the bestiality collab is planning a third entry.
>>561053081>The guy who made this also made something else so now you can't post thatwhat is this mental illness called?
>>561050398erotwins
>>561052729Who said I'm lazy? I posted her because I hate the idea of associating Fubuki with faggots who brag about how much they despise playing the game
>>561053695Bruh you still have 40 minutes left.
>>561053405There is probably something under the hood because even the ecker site is now a paid only site and they can't afford to keep wasting IPs
>>561049628it may trigger someone hereother /bag/
>>561053251Sex during pregnancy is fine actually, you just need to be careful and some positions are better than others. I was just making a joke
>>561053081holy melty
>>561053081Traitor man made Red Archive so Blue Archive should be untouchable slop for you now, but integrity isn't something things like you have
https://youtu.be/SGSGU80shQQNext Drill seems funny
>>561053910what you wrote before> is 100% right and that guy is based btw>>561053081he shouldn't be telling people to kys tho
>>561053606She's the main heroine of buruaka
Post faster
>>561053081Based
>>561053943>I don't want to waste my time malding for plat>Ermagerd! He despises playing the game!retarded brown faggot
>your student>your favorite image of her
>>561051550delish
>>561054397Yeah, take a look at >>561052042 and kill yourself nigger
>>561054421Nice try>>561045491
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>>561054421HinaThe winter one where she built a snowman for you and one for her
>>561054397>malding
>>561054524Seia's not that big
>>561054524Too big. It's more like ` `
>>561054485Thanks for proving my point 20iq shit eater
>>561054524seia's pointitties
I cried and cum when Villain Midori said that Momoi is her blue archive.
>>561054332>clonesfun.. relinquished..
>I don't want to waste time playing the game>but I will make countless shitposts reminding you guys how much I don't want to waste time
Students who would die in childbirth?
I cried and cum when Momoi Black became Super Saiba Rose and Rosed all over the place
Finally frees of gookako thread and mentally ill OG posters
>no images>before bump limitWhat restored the hype?
Tell me about the Archive. Why is it Blue?
>you don't want to follow a video guide to reach plat?>you must hate the game then
DORKS
>>561054987none
>>561055052porn dump
Because Sky is Blue
>>561054352What’s wrong with saying that
>>561054016because 4chin mods realized they lost half of users base and still not recovering to this day so they took actionssince "it" stopped for a long time on the other site, the real thing is dead. Anything that happens here is probably some grudge Mika hater who sometimes larp as him while using his own IPs which I witnessed sometimes here
>>561055167>>561055167>>561055167
>he follows the guideOH NONONONONOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>561055191>>561055191>>561055191
>>561055153Apparently he doesn't like kissing his students, must be one of them homosexuals
>>561055182I don't think Marina is going to like this one, bruv
>not getting plat = less pyros>less pyros = less pulls>less pulls = less wives
>>561055101>literally can't play the game without following a video guideNot quite the own you thought it was going to be.
>>561054274He didn’t make it though. That’s the whole reason he tried to sabotage it and make his own which failed hilariously.
>>561047718rip
>>561054332Oh yeah that's a fun oneBasically a mini Yesod