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coom in Nozoom.
>>561157927
>>561158020OMG Chise hiiiii :D
>>561158020hi chisex
>>561151564I did a mock where I brought bKazusa over sMika for p2 and ended up taking longer to clear itIn fact I still haven't beaten my first INS score this TA
>>561158020hello retard
this thread is ass
Akane Love!Baggot street
I don't have MS Paint skills but there should be a pic of some student, pasted over a photo of like some shithole in Lithuania and she says "You took me out of Kivotos to live here?!"
rabu means love
>>561158162but i have this one
>>561157982there is no character named Nozoom in this franchise
so is a 2T INS making it to plat?
What was the last unit you guys pulled for?
>>561158380For NA, no question. For EU, probably.
>>561158447what the hell is wrong with NA?!?!?!
>>561158380For Asia, no question. For EU, probably.
>>561158418I only pull for students
>>561158583SEAniggerasia*
>>561158582Proportionally less Chinamen is the real answer.
Second event poal.me: this time with multiple choices, so non-train related events can receive some love, and hopefully we can discover which events are well liked without being the favorites.Events you are positive about, year 1:https://poal.me/3oezcrEvents you are negative about, year 1:https://poal.me/o8n5x6
>>561158649what happened in 2024
>>561158649what are you typing here bruh
>>561158447>probablyhow much % do you give it? I'd say 80% personally
Is it true that Asuna saved Blue Archive?
>>561158649[Deleted]
Thank you Asuna for saving BA twice
i see
>>5611583803T is
>>561158380Even a 3T will guarantee plat depending on your times. I had a 3T with a 2.5-minute first phase before I did TOR.
>>561158649I would've been taken out already, for spreading forbidden esoteric knowledge to the masses.
how can I get this
>>561158649>he thinks 4chitwood is an anonymous sitesorry, that has never been the case, especially when the website uses Israel's server to host.
>>561158727nope
?
>>561158727Every student who has ever saved Blue Archive:>Plapna>Shupogakis>Reisa>Niyaniya>Swimsuit Shizuko>Swimsuit Seia>Kei
>>561158853pic reminds me of the meme of a skeleton pointing guns and "hell is full bitch (suicide prevention hotline)" and the first time I saw it I didn't get that it was saying "hell is full, bitch (so there's no place for you)" I misunderstood it as "hell is [full bitch]" like full bitch is a mode of being like full retard or such
I am pretty sure I can clear lunatic yesod if I get my hanako to one shot towers but its going to be a really weird clear after the initial cookie cutter team for p1
sex
>>561158945Be attractive and interesting.
>>561158649Been here for near 20 years. I'm sure most of us pay enough or so little tax that we're not a priority.
>>561158281>feel up MineHeehee, don't mind if I do
Arisu is AliceSoftYuzu is YuzuSoftKei is KEY What are Momoi and Midori?
I want to french with my students
>>561158945Archived Event.
>>561159026just do torment
>>561159065retard
mon dieu!
>Blanchat (artist for P.Koyuki and D.Michiru) was in one of the BA pregnant anthologiesHOLY FUCKING KEK
TOTAL GOOKAKO DEATH
>>561158813maids for sensei dick
>>561159286Shiroko but she Brazilian..
>>561159168How? I don't get the reference.
does anyone elses jp pc client use random images for the background sometimes
>>561159484never
>>561158945Just bee urself
>>561159281many are saying this
>>561159356?????SAIBA?CYBER?R E T A R D?U H H H?
>>561159484No. I don't even know how or why that happened
>>561159356Saiba = Cyber
>>561159484is this what the lorefags mean by the texture changing
>>561159484?????
>>561159281no one is saying this!
If only BA was released back in 2010 and not 2020s.... Can't imagine how competitive would had be against touhou, kancolle, Fate, SAO and PG idolmaster
>>561159754nah BA released at the perfect time for the new gen
if i wasn't such a mental midgeti would've stayed working as a sensei
we stan Momoi here
>>561159026you're supposed to buff her with Kisaki
>>561159154yeah you're probably right, I'm thinking I'd need to do something like shupos + tyuuka, then various other teams since my elastic roster isn't deep enough to make it a quick affair
>>561159026Your Waka won't survive without UE60 specials.
>>561160143false
>>561160143true
>>561160143maybe
FUCK WAKAMO useless NTR coded character
>>561160000>marilessI hope you all are saving for idol mari
>>561160165>>561160208
>>561160143Can you repeat the question
>>561160143your Kaede?
>>561160143My waka can already survivethe problem is just hanako isn't one shotting towers so unless I'm going to kisaki her I need to boost her a bit more, it's partly my fault for not realizing she didn't have 70 watch
>>561160143Maybe YOURS won't.But MINE will.
>>561160394Well, Mine is much tougher, yes.
golfing student when
>>561160394well her armor is better for one
I need more reports
>>561160595Buy AP pakeji
learn the raids
I quit right after the train twins banner ended (they really did the OG twins dirty by replacing them with another set of twins).Am I correct in saying that they FINALLY moved the story forward and broke the eternal summer vacation atmosphere, and started giving us details about how Kivotos works and what the girls really are, etc, THE VERY SECOND I QUIT?
>>561160000>need studentsHmmm... naruhodo, naruhodo...
What the fuck is blud even talking about?
>>561160746the summer vacation atmosphere broke long ago wtf are you talking about anon
Woah, Chise's ass. Something else that's stupid.
>>561160850Chise is VERY smart
do not look up what weekday is tomorrow
>>561160925oh no monday!!!!!!!!!!!!! sike bitch i'm unemployed
Bela Lugosi is deadUndead undead undeadBela Lugosi is deadUndead undead undead
>>561160991this but unironically
>>561160925lmao do americans really
>>561160686Gonna lick that clean
homu
>>561159754BA is Reiwa's Touhou newfriend
>>561161198
>>561160595>-200m credits, 100m left>t5, t6, t9, t10 equipments tapped >trinity books burnedresult: dried
Heading into second year event:Positive:https://poal.me/l21yxvNegative:https://poal.me/9ksvf3Should i speed this up or is it ok at this post rate (for the 3 people who care)?
>>561160000>yuzu busy lewd>child midori>upgrade damage momoi>rabu nigga tier>debuffs tummy
>>561161275The seias are getting too abstract
>>561161473My vote is that this adds nothing positive to the general.
>>561160000
>>561160000>iroha altSoon
>>561161748sxe is too fat
>>561160259I'm shaved and fully erect. The double spark on magical girls only made me harder.
The same as it ever was.
Sensei status?
>>561162528
>>561162528useless
https://x.com/nanawo852/status/1879149214481182915
>>561160595since I only have 4x lv90's worth of reports, I'm stopping at UE30 RabuGonna spend the last day farming commissions
Is it a bad idea to spend a selector on Atsuko if I don't have either of the Pandemonium girls or Ui? I have Seia of course, so maybe I don't need Ui. And this is assuming Fuyu works as a replacement for swimsuit Kanna.
I need Kisaki gf
>>561162773Follow your heart/dick, but Atsuko really isn't used much anymore.
>>561160925shit...
>>561162649this is why you're getting cucked by a newer model
>>561161473there are probably better ways to poll this
>>561162907I find atsuko always pretty handy to have if you're lacking on healing but need a bulky frontliner
>>561162780We all do
>>561162528Still hard
My canon wife Fuuka...
How is it that in like every momotalk, Sensei is overworked or sick from pulling all-nighters, but also has the time to do dumb shit like playing games with the GDD
>>561163123I can see her boobs...
>>561163260>Why is a man who spends time doing things that eat into his work time having to do allnighters
>>561162773I value Ui more than Atsuko. Sometimes you want both UI and Seia like for Hod and sometimes Ui's range/armor type matter like Tiph.
>>561162780I'll take Kiki
>>561163123We know sensei
Jumby my beloved...
https://x.com/Rai_Rakurai/status/2035651187924709552?s=20
>>561163483>1558x2048
>>561162528imagine waking up, spreading (still sleeping) Nell's cheeks, putting it in and going back to sleep
>>561162773I'd grab skanna. Sometimes she'll be better and Fuyu can't replace her when it comes to specials like geb or even greg. And skanna is great regardless as it opens your options when it comes to multiple teams
>>561163585yes
>>561163260What I want to know is what is even sensei's job outside of teaching? What is he doing all night that constitutes as work? Making lesson plans? Surely that doesn't take all night.
>>561163696>teachingwhen does sensei do this
>>561159484Looks like a memory corruption bug. Some piece of code is reading outside of its intended memory.
>wanted to upgrade sMika to maybe finish p1 one cycle faster >the only thing I've managed to do was finish quicker by 1 Mika's ex >marginally faster than previously but not all that crazyEhhh, I've scored higher but it'd bring me up only 20ranks (IF I manage to replicate it). I'd probably have to clear p2 in one team instead of 2 but I don't have students for that
>>561163260>Spending time with childrens is technically "working" since his job is dealing with their problems and basically playing counselor with them. No matter what they want, no matter how stupid it is, that's work for him>Whenever he's not on assignment with kids, he's forced to do endless paperworkGo back and read the Meru event to understand. Whenever a kid calls him asking for help, he's allowed to use it as an excuse to skip work(real) since helping kids is also work(fun)
>>561162951Most likely, yes. 10 polls in a row are a lot for anything, and these are reasonably big ones too.That said, i don't think pooling the 44 global events in a single page would do us much favors in regards to readability.I'll see if i can find some examples of better polls in the future. That and making less extensive ones. I do have some less ambitious ideas.
>>561163825Every day, I get 7 lesson tickets to give out to my favorites.
>>561163825He's always teaching students about adult life
Bros am I safe
>>561164070lol truly a sweet gig>can know in advance which students will show up to which class>can freely pick and choose whatever classes suit him best to spend more time with his grooming targets
>>561159484are you sure your ram is okay because it looks like your ram or vram has issues>>561163910yeah but doing that usually causes a bsod and anticheat crap they use would definitely throw a fit about it
>>561164228Honestly, no.
>>561164271You know, when you frame it like that I think Junko was in the right by punching Sensei
I hope someone makes some blue archive themed slay the spire 2 mods too
Here for year 3 now:Positive:https://poal.me/75jj5Negative:https://poal.me/yugw98Additionally, you have 26 minutes to finish your dailies. Including the event daily.
>EX is safe bro
>>561163972No. Read the prologue again. Sensei's job(real) is helping the girls. The paperwork is something Rin gave him because the GSC was overworked after big Arona left. It's an extra.
>>561157927>2x Account EXP – 3/20 19:00 – 3/22 18:59If you're not max level yet, don't forget the double EXP campaign ends in 24 minutes
>>561164443The paperwork is something Rin made because she's a bitch>You have to file everything>It has to be chinese numerals>You have to make logs of everything you doIts all fake bullshitIts not being "overworked", none of this paperwork shit is real. The GSC all have fake jobs.
>>561164440>EXtreme>Wakamo UE60>Mika UE60>SHanako UE60What is this nigger doing? You can't just FBK everything!
>>561164327It's a problem with the jp client.People have been talking about it for ages at this point, pretty sure it pre-dates the PC client and was getting talked about when some fuckers story peaks got murdered by random student pull images being subbed for the background.
>>561164561I'm getting there nigga...
>>561164440chinked
>paperwork>implying I don't make Arona and Plana do that shit while I load up Dota
>>561164586The person at the top and bottom of every ranking isn't a Fubuki, he's an attentionwhoreYou have to try to be in last place.
>>561164586>You can't just FBK everything!Watch me.
>>561164418Why can't I add my own alternative
>>561164572it really is always the (((elves))) isn't it...
>Dotasurely not
This is just very hard difficulty because I'm noob but still:>Eri (level 55) does 2/3 as much damage as a fully invested (I think) Summer MikaZamn
You have 20 minutes to pat and finish your dailies
>Ahhh sorry Rinny, I'd like to do that paperwork but I'm on a very important assignment today helping the mystery club search for a tsuchinoko. I'm afraid it'll take me at least a week or two
>>561164874
Would Rinny cry if I snapped at her
>>561164890To be fair Kana blackmailed him into doing that
>>561164745I'm quite confident i got every event in there.What would you even add?
>>561164228
>>561164974It would be extremely painful
>>561162780same
>Tsuchinoko event redeemed MiraiDevs are gonna release her soon arent they?
>finally realizing I was supposed to use Nozomi on the mini cores during phase 1Why didn't you fuckers tell me sooner
>>561165171Damn I hope so
>>561165014I just want to shit up the poll
what the fuck i didnt think i would ever run out of thesethey used to hand them out like candy in the first couple years
>>561165171I really hope she will get fun VA
>>561165254
>>561165349Such is the fate of any affectionfag.
>>561165171Mirai + Kaya Fes incoming
>>561165171Even with the current event on global, I got the feeling>Telling the kid to make sure they go to the doctor>Afterword shows she actually believes in her bullshit when no one's around (i.e. she's retarded, not malicious)
>>561160234kill yourself
You know, maybe I'll become a teacher in real life.
>>561157927Momoi SUCKS at monhun
>>561165349you can buy them
tsuchinokonokonoko koshitantan
>>561165508>Make sure you to go to the doctorAll she told them was "Make sure you get vaxxed", not "go to a doctor in general"Millennium wants their kids autistic
>You have to file everythingnuh uh>It has to be chinese numeralsDo I look like a chink to you, rinny?>You have to make logs of everything you doArona can do that. What are they gonna do, fire me? I'm the only person available for this bullshit job. I'm constantly being headhunted for other work in different schools. Gehenners are constantly trying to poach me. I even could join Gematria and genocide the robot jews.
Doing lewd things with Nagisa
>>561165823Do the paperwork, Sensei, or else...
>>561162907Atsuko is like tYuuka, there are usually better options for chasing score but she makes your comfy runs much comfier.
How bad was the anime, honestly?
>>561165823This sounds like a setup for an instant loss strip that ends with Rin rearranging your prostate
>>561165959mid
>>561165671Only consider elementary range grade levels, high school girls are built different these days
>>561165979I'd like to see her try.
>>561165171She was never a villain, people always pretend character was "redeemed" even when they didn't do shit>OMG the new event finally redeemed TsurugiWhat the fuck does that even mean>OMG the new event finally redeemed HifumiHow?>UHH but didn't she oppose Rio?? That makes her evil, because child killer Rio is the most good person in the gameIt turns out Rio makes a lot of enemies because of her shitty policies, it doesn't make her enemies evil.Pseudo science is a valid science
>>561165979that doesn't sound so bad
>>561165823>>561165923>that fanfic where Sensei gets fired and Nagisa uses her wealth and influence to make him dependent
Rio, cut off access to her internet.
>>561166062Hifumi is a stone cold dick killer dude.
Why are elves like this?
>>561166125Was it the one styled in the format of a BA event story? That one was good
>>561166125I'd do it without Rinny firing me
>>561164440how many times is sauce-sensei gonna get posted here man
>>561166125This but Ibuki doing it
>>561166369He's from a /bag/ club, he's probably jerking off to these pics right now
my princesswife Mika
>>561166296I want to be Nagi-chan's slave...
>>561166062Pseudo science is a valid science
>>561166125>>561166259Do you have a link?
Teapartyset
resetarona
twinset
resetkaede
treeset
gogurtset
Resetou
>>559885231reminder to claim youre pyroxenes from event daily tab
yuukaset
resetalice!I got distracted...
FUCK Shuro
>>561166821myP ENIS BIELONG IN HER CUNT
kei sexo
>>561166710
>>561166868But that is a CHILD...
Sensei is wiggity wiggity whack yo.
>>561166675https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/18HLFQab0cSVPfOmRcIVep5zkgErB18AsAwsKFgJ7B58/mobilebasic
Year 4:Positive:https://poal.me/lmhv5bNegative:https://poal.me/6pedwhI also just now noticed i messed up the anniversary naming sequence because year 2 was vol F rather than a regular event. Whoops.
https://x.com/kohakurinne/status/2034993670852944260/photo/1
>>561166704>>561166767>>561166787>>561166809DIE
Yeah I'm not going there
>>561166989Nagisa is such a loser...
>>561166625right next to troll science
How big is too big?https://x.com/PPPPRIVIERE/status/2035713477843828991
>>561166809
DIE DIE DIE
I am the Nudding King or The King Whom Nuds, /bag/ what say thee?
1 PURPLE!
>>561167387Nice shot Seia!
Hifumi is for ___
>3 gogurtsHeehee
>>561167025
>>561167129
DAMMIT
childs...
>>561167639noob
>>561042587so that anon wasn't lyingi didn't noticed it until now
>>561167548Tummylicks
>>561166989>This video has been removed by the uploaderShame. And a lot of the videos of the channel are wiped for some reason. At least internet archive has the original vid.
>>561165793No, she actually did tell them to go to doctor, "get checkups too"
Neruset
Don't forget me...
>>561167852Do drugs kids? Do kid drugs?
>>561167849What was it supposed to be?
Should I do it?
>>561167985I used you for Torment Yesod!
kanpeki found dead in a trench
>>561167951YOU
rin and aoi make my dick hard
>45 Miyako tazosthis shit is gonna take forever...Also from now on I'm calling eleph tazos
Which one is the tallest?
Slowpokeset
>>561165378I'm hoping for Sora Amamiya
hinagogurtinaset
>server reset>log into BA>check Yesod ranking>200 Lunatic clears>300 Torment clears>3500 Insane Clears>1000 Extreme ClearsThis Raid really filtered the entire playerbase wtf
I guess I can only get the normal one
>>5611677271v1 me bitch>>561167774You too fag
Came to MidoriKilled my spermsA True villain.
strikeitas strikeitatum
Tiphereth > Set > Chokmah
>>561166062Why can't you forgib her?
>>561168948sex
>>561168904You need a few more syllables to make this a haiku
Almost there
>UE40 next reset. Rabu rabu.>Reisa's event ending voicelineCute
>>561168914How the FUCK do I play this character?
>>561168850@Arona swap that sword for a gogurt
>>561168985?
>>561169013oh it was supposed to be 5-7-5
>>561168057Original video of the fanfic made in the style of those matome videos
Has there ever been a student whose design you didn’t like at first, but after seeing more fanart of her, you started liking her?
Now that the Raid has officially ended.What's your opinion of the 8rd Decagrammaton Prophet Yesod?
>forgot to use up my pvp ticketsit's so over...
>>561169189
>>561169324>Now that the Raid has officially ended.
>>561167985I'll use you next PVP season
>>561169419do you have to use those, I thought you get 50 coins a day regardless
>>561169167That's some nice detail
FUCK RENA
>>561169485man I wish I were Hina
Oh yeah 1 BILLION points thanks to the 3 extra tickets they gave out.
>>561169086just pick some good cards and play them and then pick other cards that go well with those cardsthis sounds like non-advice but it really just works, ironclad is very versatile and playing generally good cards will get you through most things
>>561169515>50 coinsbro...
>>561169536in her butt or in her vagina?
>>561169536With gusto
Can ya’ll keep it down im trying to goon over here…
>>561169419Dont you want your rank to decrease before PVP reset?
>>561169565that's a lot of pyros
>>561169515>50little baby man
>>561169324It ended up becoming my favorite raid. It has really fun mechanics.
>>561169086>literally the easiest character
>>561169565oink
What kind of Hina is this?
>>561168401I hope the police elf will be the first student confirmed to be taller than me
>>561169324Fun, but also feels like they slapped 2 seperate raids together as 1.
chiset
>>561169887sexina
>>561169565Whale-sensei, I kneel
And year 5, without the misplaced Cyber new year march this time:Positive:https://poal.me/ii0p77Negative:https://poal.me/iz097kI promise next poll will be less intrusive and less extensive.Results will be tallied at the end of the day and probably compiled next week, but of course, you can check the polls anytime.
https://static.wikitide.net/bluearchivewiki/2/27/Rena_EventLogin_Season_2_1.ogg
>>561169969KEI NIPPLESKEI NIPPLESKEI NIPPLESKEI NIPPLESKEI NIPPLES
>>561169694there's still 1 daily pyro claim ahead
>>561165929Why won't these elves leave my prostate alone?
>>561169681Megamoi
>>561170079Why would a whale have that many pyro? They buy pyro on demand not hoard it.
>>561169969Yuzu has no panties on
>>561170112Rena voice so erotic..
>>561170216
>>561158695why are the anniversary events in the wrong place?
>>561170165*splurt* *spluuuurt* *spluuurt*
Post that one (1) student everyone likes
How can we restore our reputation?
>>561170328sensei you came too early, it isn't gogurt time yet
big momoi
>>561170274neither does Midori or Key
momoi produces milk
>>561170350
fucking Nagisa keeping tickets from me...I CAN'T BEAT SCRIMMAGES THEY'RE TOO HARD
Please tell me this will be enough for EU...
>>561170383GOD HATES FAGS
>>561170383more homophobia and more misogneethere can only be one
>>561168614I do wonder what the median clear looks like. Those who only play the game and don't participate on any external media such as here or twitter.>>561169324I like how it requires some brainpower to play and has minimal RNG, just feels somewhat overtuned with the resistances and could really benefit from a skip to phase 2 for team testing.
>>561169324Outside of it being hard to practice p2, it's fun. (p2 is easy, so it's not that bad)Having to cycle fast to not waste cost is different from other raids and feels nice to do. There's practically no RNG, so practices to optimize the skill uses are also fun. I get to use Eri even at lower investment to clear Lunatic. However, trying to do it on phone can be too hectic. Phase 1 bodythrow is hell, I can only make three teams and one emergency team to do 1M unless I overextend my resources. Phase 2 is almost inconsequential in the grand scheme of things, though it's unique enough that I don't mind it. Overall, I like it quite a lot.
kaede bootyhttps://x.com/hagane_chinpo/status/2035706571960066282
There's probably 120 diferent persons in this thread right now. Some of them are probably homosexuals. Saying slurs against gay people is saying slurs to fellow posters
>>561169887Hina childina
>>561170626
>>561170842what happened to her luscious figure?
My dear studeng Yukari is so cute!>Inokashira ParkMy student Tojiko... My studeng Toko...No...;_;
this pic goes hard
Stop being transphobic, your students wouldn't like that
>>561168614>200 lunatic clearsKorean sensei....
>>561170934smoking is nasty
>>561170846I need this.
>>561170383Restore? Our reputation is already based.
Oh my fucking god, speedrunning phase 2 is entirely dependent on timing the kill on the first hand so sNagisa's skill hit the second hand instead of a tower. Fuck off with that shit, I give up. Give me gold already.>take a look at insane>3x HP and you need to babysit wakamo to deal any damage at allYeah fuck off. I'm done.
>>561169324possibly favourite raid. No crit malding, not dealing with rng, no pixel perfect positioning, mechanics are mostly easy, soundtrack rocks.I can only complain about 2nd phase being a bit jaggy, not sure why they decided for turrets to be unable to crit for example, and the fact that turrets respawn on retry is brutal for additional teams.Probably the only raid where I was looking forward to retry on the next day and that didn't get annoyed by restarting if I fucked up.
>>561171124>needing to use Wakamo on insaneRetardbro...
>>561170879I knew I shouldn't get my hopes up...
If Makoto doesn't show up tonight, I will assume her VA has been kidnapped by the yakuza
is this figure achievable natty?
>>561170383we should be at the top
pinkCHADS rise up
>>561171124I did p1 with a UE40 sMika and Hanako. I haven't wakamalded once.
>>561170934>poisoning haruka's lungs
>>561171213Look on the bright side, Hina might show up instead
Reminder Yesod Torment comes back as Yesod D in the world raids!
>>561171124>nigga unironically malding Extreme
leeeeeeeeeets fucking gooootrade suzoom for noa was a good idea
>>561171218https://files.catbox.moe/omd72a.png
>>561171414I would never recover, funny as it would be.
>>561171486But what are their TF2 unlock items?
>>561170326Consistency with last week's polls. They'll be placed correctly in future polls, although i'm not sure if i should repeat the favorites for 5th anni since it's not too far off. For 6th anni definitely, but i probably won't repeat today's pools.
>>561170780>LunaticHow did you end up keeping Wakamo alive? Assuming you used her. I tried and she kept getting one-shotted. Maybe my stats/bond ranking weren't high enough, but idk I had UE40 idol Mari and mReisa and UE50 Kaede and it still wasn't enough
>>561171453nice
>>561169324It would have been a lot better without phase 2, but phase 2 drags the whole thing down by being a brainless roster tax.
am I crazy, or are there only yesod achievements for normal and hard?
Good thing about Yesod is that they could do a Red/Yellow/Green GA and the second team wouldn't change
>>561171591I see. But why not them again then? on the 5th you can pool all previous years with the correct placements this time. There's still two events left this year (takane's and mitcher's)
>>561171796you're crazy, it has all of them
>>561171851>raid so poorly designed it can't be GA'd
What does gold border around unit name on formation screen mean
>>561171796meds doko?
Yesod would be a lot better if instead of two right hands in phase 2 it only had 1 right hand as logic would dictate, with 2x or 3x the HP.>forces you to play along with the left pillar gimmicks>doesn't make every buff run out just by wasting time>doesn't feel repetitive making you do everything twice>also forces you to bring a healer because you'll get punched once or twiceWhy the FUCK does it have two right hands anyway you can clearly see the first one explode what sense does this shit make
>>561171593I don't know why you mentioned MReisa. I used UE40 Wakamo bond 50/20 +25 HP with Kisaki + Kaede and didn't even realize my Kaede was only UE30 and not UE40 until yesterday. By that point I was afraid upgrading Kaede might mess with who gets Kisaki/IMari basics and didn't even bother upgrading her.
>>561171796Yes, you're crazy. Every difficulty has an achievement and the 100 pyros for the first time that you enter that raid difficulty
>>561171593I use triple healer/shielder. It can be a bit too much at times, but it's comfy and I can still do ~23M so I just need to do ~19M for each Mika team.My Wakamo is UE50 with talent on HP/ATK.
>>561166189is Aoi doing it on purpose or is her ass always sticking out like that?
>>561170129I zoomed in..
>>561171950you start with their ex skill already pulled
>>561171950starting EX
>>561170312not THAT kind of mega
>>561171926You called?
Do you think they'll nerf yesod again when it reruns?
>>561165959It adapted the worst part of the story but did a fine job of it. I hope we'll one day get an anime about the Eden Treaty.
>>561167169trollscience was funny at least
>>561172192Of course not?
Sauce-sensei...
>>561172316delish
Thankfully, Iori hell is ending soon. Afterwards it's just a regular drawn out healing hell.
>>561165959Bad animation and the directing managed to do the opposite of elevating the material
>>561172167They'll do it sooner or later. I also thought Greg couldn't be GA'd but the literal second time the boss was ever run was as GA with Yellow Torment.
>>561166062She's literally a scammer and was selling bootleg merch to children.
>>561172257why the question mark
>>561172167we just need different dps for it, nothing stops it from being used for Grand Assault
>>561172192Bosses in this game get "nerfed" by new characters releasing that trivialize them. Hiero was "the hardest boss" until sHoshino came out.
>>561172192you're already on the nerfed bossrush version homie
>>561172515Go ahead, name the yellow, purple and blue ST Specials.Don't worry, I'll save you the trouble. Karin and sShiroko. Purple doesn't have one at all. Until that changes GA Geb is impossible. And even if that changes GA Geb will be bullshit because nobody will roll for characters that are only useful for one boss and only on GA.
My plat might not hold but at least I got to UE30 this slut and Hanako
>>561172554binah was nerfed. and yesod was nerfed during decafes. The question was if you think nexon would nerf it once more
>>561172367Yellow was already built with a lot of AoE cause of Chesed. Blue/Purple has sHanako.Meanwhile ST special dps in colors other than red is pitiful. They need multiple new students before it's possible to run Geburah GA.
>>561169324Mock needs better tools. Allow you to do phase 2 without phase 1, allow rewinding, don't have 1 hour timer.
can't spell yesod without eos
>>561172714Why are you acting like this is a gotcha, that's what he said: we need more students. It's not fundamentally impossible, we just don't have yellow/blue/purple Satsuki. They could release one next 2 months for all we know.
so... when are we getting a green damage student
>>561172714I meant future releases. GA is capped at torment so that's all you need to plan for. Yesod would fall in the same position if you went back a year.
>clear insane or accept goldOne, nothing wrong with meTwo, nothing wrong with meThree, nothing wrong with meFour, nothing wrong with me
>>561169324I think phase 2 belongs in a different raid with a shorter timer and less intense first phase. But phase 1 is very engaging on Torment.
>>561172872eso*
>>561172895they literally just need to give base Karin a bond gear
>>561167350Is elf milk good for you?
>>561172872oooooooooooooo
>>561172907when sensei makes one
>>561172946>clear insane and accept goldFTFY
>>561172964sMashle too>but sheShh, just do it Nexon.
It's Megu
This was one of my favorite events in a while. Cute characters, music, and daily prox.
>>561172964>>561172895hell not even that just make geburah extra largeI mean look at the mf
coom in doomrope in hope
>>561173030MOMMY
>>561172872Can't spell eos without È̸̡̨̡̨̡̢͔̣͍̗̺̪̭̪͕̼̝̥͍̳̪̩͕̼̼͉̦̖̬͔͔̬͍̪͎̪̱͔͍̱͓̩̹͋̽̀͘͜͝͝
>>561171889>>561171957>>561172056okay, what the hell is going on?
>>561172895I think his point was more this part>And even if that changes GA Geb will be bullshit because nobody will roll for characters that are only useful for one boss and only on GA.Which I also agree with
>>561170383>Only third placeBros...
>look up guide to 2nd gehenna scrimmage>guy has to use lvl 77 studentsnigga...
>>561172554How would they even nerf Yesod by adding someone stronger than sMika who should already be brutalizing it by having best mood and the highest single target damage in the game, stopped only by his bullshit 99% damage resistance? And then Phase 2 where he still has so much defense that the only way to hurt his two right hands is with sNagisa providing more crit damage.Maybe with a purple Wakamo who can still do damage before her explosion also also buffs everyone around her with her basic skill.
>>561172907.........Only 1 woman deserves the new color.The ultra beautiful and talented leader.
>>561172778>Yellow was already built with a lot of AoE cause of ChesedThat's deceptive. All the yellow AoEs are for trash clearing. Momoi, Moe, Marina, Cherino, they're all fine for wiping Chesed's adds but not so much for piling millions of damage onto Greg. Yellow Greg ended up using Makoto who has zero use case outside of Yellow Greg.
>>561173173Well, to be fair Shiroko only has slight homophobia unlike Hoshino.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pm0B5_P5es
>>561171862>There's still two events left this yearWell, yes. Repeating this for just two events feels a little wasteful. There's a couple complaints in the thread, i don't want to spam this poll too often and annoy people.I made a cheat sheet, so it would be easier for me to remake them (correctly) in the future. I suppose 2 months is not too terribly soon for repetition, so i guess we can have one. I'll wait for the events to be actually finished however.I do have some more poll ideas, such as favorite Total Assault.>>561172167What was nerfed anyway? I keep hearing about the nerf but not what it was.
>>561173164Plenty of people rolled for Satsuki
>>561173338need pyramid sex with hoshino
>>561173275Didn't yellow Greg end up using Iori? At least for insane difficulty
>>561173243Nah, Makoto can have Orange. Green is Kaya's.
>>561172284Deserved for being lazier than Fubukis
>>561173030that's my dumb gehennan wife
>>561173164They released four ST red specials purely to deal with Geb. They can easily do the same for other colors, and the nature of dickrolling + spooks mean someone will always have them. It's not complicated.
>>561172907Given that purple armor was introduced one anni before purple damage I'm assuming the new anni units will be green damage dealers. Problem being I have no idea who they would pick for the next swimsuit events. The only schools that haven't had one at all yet are Millennium, Red Winter, Highlander and Wildhunt and after a literal three month period of constant Millennium wank I doubt they'll be bold enough to give them another anni.Or maybe we'll get Pandemonium Summer and the schizos finally get to shut up about Iroha.
>>561173150Either the order is out of whack, or they flagged the achievement differently. Likely flagged to be like the daily mission to clear stages 10/20 times. Once you clear 10 times, it disappears and replaced by clear 20 times.I know I've seen and claimed the achievement for all the difficulty.
Is it worth it getting into BA now? I have an account from 5 or so years ago but from the looks of this thread there’s a lot to catch up onposting Mari to entice you to answer
Sex with magical girlsSex with cheerleaders
>>561173275>Makoto who has zero use case outside of Yellow GregHey, I used my own 3* Makoto for Chesed torment.
>>561173784Yeah it only takes 1.5 years to catch up and get all the meta students and be able to do the highest difficulties
>>561173184Two words: True Damage.The moment BA introduces True Damage as a concept half the raid bosses just start pissing themselves in the corner. If they ever want to break the game they could do it in a heartbeat.
>>561173784It's always worth playing the best game ever
>>561173784You can mostly catch up within a year
>>561173784If you start right now you can do the new raid YesodIt's pretty fun
>>561169324Mechanically fun but the consequences for fucking up are way too harsh and he's just a fucking damage sponge
Don’t ask what happened on Yurizono Seia’s yacht in the spring of 2026
>>561173784if you start right now you can prepare your anus for keisex
>>561173708Well yeah, that was for the regular raid. Far fewer people care about grand assault raids on the other hand.People will still get the characters one way or another for any number of reasons but wanting to roll for gameplay utility reasons will be far less of a factor compared to before, which translates to less people rolling explicitly for those characters
>>561173784We're about to hit one of the coolest pieces of content the game has produced in three months. If you're gonna get back in, now is the time to do it.
>>561174102Yeah, he doesn't want to miss out on Dress Ninjas!
>>561169324phase 1 is alrightphase 2 sucks
>>561173784You can get Rabu (welfare) and try out Yesod if you start today
You may hate Trinity for your retarded schizo reasons but I hate Trinity simply because it's full of rich people
>>561170350Chise hands down
>>561174028Meanwhile Nodoka and Shigure literally have to forage for food and water
>>561174040Having your own Satsuki has very little gameplay utility as you can do lunatic without owning her or any of the other Geburah one raid wonders and yet plenty still rolled for her.
are there any students you wouldn't put your dick in?
>>561169324gonna agree with many people here that P2 is both clunky and kinda of an unnecessary addition because you already got a time-taxing and execution heavy first phase, wakamo's gets away with it because that P2 is even more of a walk in the park than yesod's
I went kinda hard farming Rabu… could’ve been a bit higher if I skipped the shops and did the ultra tryhard AP hoard strat
>>561174240Because she's adorable
>>561173469>What was nerfed anyway?During 5th anniversary:>At lower difficulties Yesod has 95% damage resistance instead of the current 99%. >Right now, when you break two pillars, Yesod goes "nope" and deletes your team, after the change you'll just get the cost recovery bricked for an entire minute. Still a restart obviously, but messing up no longer kills you.
Thanks for the help anons! I’ll install this current update and start catching up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpDm2YarMDIThis is Rabu bullying
>>561174240>and yet plenty still rolled for her.I wonder why
Thank you, google
>>561174240I rolled for Satsuki's satsukis. and for a mass influx of credits every time geb rears his ugly head.
How do I get a Satsuki gf
>>561174240>very little gameplay utility as you can do lunatic without owning herNeither Lunatic nor the other options existed when Geb dropped for the first time. You either had Satsuki, could borrow Satsuki or had to cope yourself something together between Hibiki, Mashiro and jkKarin.
Never forgib!
>>561174541>95% damage resistance instead of the current 99%.The fuck? That's literally a 400% damage increase. Where does that stop? INS or TOR?>>561174662Now I kinda wanna know what "Madame Cocolia" from HSR was supposed to be called.
I forgib!
>>561174957Sensei isn't that much of a pussy.
EU IS OFFICIALLY INSANE TO GOLD, IT'S OVER
>>561175017Extreme is the last difficulty with it.
>>561174957I choose the happy ending!
>>561174654
>>561174851Yes, my point was you can easily get away with borrowing her so having your own has little value. Geburah is one of the cheapest and easiest lunatics. People don't factor in gameplay reasons for rolling for niche students, only widely meta ones like Kisaki and anniversary students.
>>561175017stops before INS, it's just a change to make extreme fubukis bruteforce him
>>561174541kekGuess people really like their sHanakos and need to be gently reminded to not do that.
>>561174673>rolling for a student so you can whore her out
>>561175113Okay, I get oChinatsu. ATK SPD buff. I also assume Izuna's self buff applies to her robot. cHanae is an okay healer I guess and sShiroko provides a DEF Down. Misaki is clearly there for the CC. But what the fuck is nyHaruna doing in that lineup?
>>561175431def down subskill
>>561175431def reduction on the sub
>>561174836Live in Washington D.C.
>>561175431She's a budget B.Hoshino.
>>561175431the classic "i don't read the skills" post
>>561175213https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhsEeAR6h9o
>>561175113What a nightmare server
>>561175638Are the heart pupils really necessary?
iwak
>>561175750buddy if you started during steam and have your own SHanako and SMika there is no excuse for not being able to do insane
>>561175834No idea what you're talking about, I'm just glad to be in NA
>>561175638holy shit sunset overdrive
>>561173919>True DamageBack in my times, we called it Chaos damage young'un
I didn't miss anything important in "My Office", did I?
>>561175784It's a reference to deco*27's zombies, so it's necessary.
>>561176223I know it as non-elemental damage or Flare magic.But I prefer RPGMaker's "Certain Hit". Not only do Certain Hits ignore evasion calculations, they're also unaffected by Physical and Magical Damage Reduction.
Anyone on the Korean server? Is it torment for gold there?
>>561176570no? it's similar to global
I wish I was Korean, then maybe I'd be good at this game
>>561176570/bag/ used to have a couple KR server players until That Incident happened. Now it's like they got effectively un-person'd.
>>561176803I don't wish that on my worst enemy
I wish I was this game, maybe I'd be good at korean
>>561176803I wanna be the very bestType of AsianTo go from Chinese to JapaneseIs a thing we all wanna doFuck being Chinese! I wish I wasn't Chinese
>>561176803come play eternal return with me
>>561176659Korea is way more competitive than the easy mode EU server.
Oh, so you're a big Blue Archive fan? Ok, name one blue student.
>>561176875what does this say china bro?
>>561177005chise
>>561177005Midori
>>561177005seia
>>561177005Chise
>>561177005Aoi
>>561177005Serika
>>561177005aomori
>>561177005Furina
>>561177005Aris
sexy seia
>already in the 1940s>probably will be out of plat when I wake up in the morning it's over
>>561177005Jackie chan
>>561177005uhhhReikoWait, shit!
>>561177005megu
>>561173058you just reminded me I still have to finish reading the story
>>561177263>in the 1940sI think the funny moustache guy is a much more pressing issue on your end gramps
>>561177524Cherino?
What typical Japanese girl names are even left unused?It's not like there's a huge number of them. I bet if you list out 10+ there's a good chance the next new character is on it
I don't wanna have to work anymore bros
>>561177651they'll probably make up something silly like Arisu that doesn't exist
>>561177651just pick a flower, or take any random object and affix 'ko' at the end
>>561177651off the top of my head: Reina, Yui, Nanami, Anzu. Probably plenty of more unused names left.
I am at 4000 with a 5 team insane clear. I don't want to do torment. Please lie to me and say I am fine.
>>561177853You know what you must do
>>561177960>5 team insane clearnigga just do a proper teams for p2 holy shit
next character will be named Patricia but she will only speak in english and no one will understand her
>>561177894>ArisuI often see Japanese discussing online how the name "Alice" is actually an old grandmother-esque name in the west. Which I thought was funny because it's something I never thought about. Alice is a pretty old name at this point
>>561177965no NEETbux in my 3rd world country
>>561177651Shirohaalso voiced by Arona's VA
>>561177651>BA student with Park, Song, Kim, or Li in their nameAre >we ready?
>>561178095>the name "Alice" is actually an old grandmother-esque name in the westfollowed by them saying to not see the name as something you'd normally see outside of otaku media*, I accidentally a words
>>561177263Fuck I just realized that time zones don't affect me.GO TO SLEEP EUROPOORS, YOUR WAGECAGE IS WAITING FOR YOU TOMORROW MORNING AND YOU NEED TO BE WELL-RESTED
>>561175113AAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAA
>>561177651There's so many of them, Konoe, Kokonoe, Aoko, Akiha, Shiki, Kohaku, Hisui, Orie.
>>561177005Ao Saiba
Soon
>>561175750still babymode compared to JP
>>561175113when has extreme been a gold on eu? stop exaggerating every fucking TA you retards
>>561175113lmao i'm getting gold if i were on EU
>>561178614yostarfaggot please
>>561178740>when has extreme been a gold on eu?meant to say plat
>>561178740>when has extreme been a gold on eu?pretty much always?
>>561170383What's so misogynistic about me liking a game full of nothing but girls?
I need a studentmother so bad
>>561170383>BA gatekept the fags and tourists pretty hardbut once you're inside it's actually pretty friendlyno real toxicity compared to the nigge/wuwa/cuckfield
>>561174957I prefer the funnier comic.
Can I claim the twitch drops and the chazzwokka drops on the same account?
>>561175113>hurr yesod is a filter, it'll be extreme to platMaybe JP is just full of idiots.
Chinese students are sexy
>>561179362No
>>561178740it's more the fact that yesod was expected to be less competitive than that given how unusually lenient plat was in JP, guess foresight really helped
Momoi's gamer vagina...
DICKS
>>561179456Might also have to do with the JP playerbase being much more mobile-centric.
Nexon needs moneyAre we getting summer kisaki or summer kei this year? Limited of course
>>561179657Ew, stinky
Stoid (student foid)
>>561180049True, but a lot of the global playerbase started late into the game though, so they would have less resources/roster.
>>561180051>summer kei>wanting a summer alt the same year they are releasedSTOP BEING GREEDY
>>561180051>Nexon needs moneyHow much more? A 3rd Hina alt will keep the lights on for 3-5 years.
>>561178740last Geb has 2 extremes in plat lul
can't find that one retard post anymorethe one who was bragging like "Yesod is gonna filter global hard"because "we couldn't even clear the train minigame"meanwhile the nips somehow managed the trainbut then crying over Yesod GOD BLESS JAPAN BEST CITY OF INDIA
feet
>>561180545that's a man, and I'm okay with that
>>561180474this one?
>>561173030that's a meg, and I'm okay with that
>>561180474>"Yesod is gonna filter global hard"It did. See >>561168614
27kkk no longer guarantees plat on EU btw
"What a rotten day. Not a single one of my students remembered my birthday! I bet you didn't remember either, Arona!">Of course I remembered, Sensei!"You're lying! As a punishment I'm gonna cum on the Shittim Chest again!"*30 students in a dark room holding cake with candles look on horrified*
I feel like closing my EU account
>>561180474peroro was torment to plat you absolute retard
>>561177651MayaChoukaiAtagoTakaoSendaiNakaJintsuuFurutakaKitakamiOoiToneChikuma
>>561181152those are botes not grils
>>561181075Don't do it unless you also play on JP or NA
I feel like closing my real life account
>>561168614Global was supposed to be the easy mode server....
>>561181118retard? we are speaking about yesodperoro trm is most easies trm dumbass
>>561181238can you donate all your real life pyros to me then
Mirai is cute! CUTE!
I feel like closing my legs
>>561181505This post was made by Mirai
yesod is most comfy raid cuz you don't need mald hard just right timings and some iq check
>>561180474I never said that exactly, but I think I said something along the lines of 'people are gonna be real assmad about Yesod, which will be funny'which I think held true (people did get assmad and it was funny as shit)
>>561181447and that implication is that yesod is hard, retard
aruji-dono
>>561180270based tell him off
>>561181625>iq checkHow high is my IQ if I copy a video and get plat?
>>561169324Excellent, I hope for similar content in the future.
>>561181817Kek, retard, look at previous geburah, some slots was EX clears in EU
>>561180270>>561181874How long did it take from release for Toki to receive her alt again? 3 months?
>>561181959140+
>>561182131Anon, I think you've missed a very obvious joke.
>>561182097were*And? Didn't geburah filter people? Or are you telling me it didn't?
desukedo
>>561182274I sure did lmao
>>561182307i telling you fuck off retard, the expectations from Yesod were the same as on the first GeburahBut it's not. GL is high iq monkey while jpkeks is full of browns and literary low iq nips
>>561162780Me too
>>561175113if your score is 26,***,*** gold is deserved ngl
>>561182859What does she taste like?
>>561182612Can someone translate this esl monkey babble?
>>561182983like Lao Gan Ma
>>561182983Cherry flavored cough syrup
>>561182612english please
Don't forget to pat your students, bag
>>561175085where pubes???
This whole "having money" thing is actually pretty great. You can just buy things you used to only be able to pine after.
>still haven’t used Nozomi even once since I pulled her>same with mReisaperhaps I judged skipniggers too harshly
oh so the sidestory from highlander and the afterwards from this event are linked. neat
>>561180826Is that filtered? What was the spread on JP?
>>561183281You'll be glad you pulled mReisa the next time Kurokage decides to ruin everybody's day.Nozoom, though? Yeah, if you don't feel like doing Tipheret she'd pretty much useless. Cute tho.
>uAkane is specialRice bros....
>>561183593>expecting a rerun alt to not be a useless Speciallollmao, even
>>561183548>tiphimagine my surprise seeing f99 clears being literally just dress Saori and no one else
AIEEEEE AIEAIAEAIE AIEEEEEEEE
>rank 4100is plat over for me?
When is BA gonna be added to vndb? It counts as a visual novel, right?
>>561183479JP had nearly 20k torment clears
>>561183724Misakibros… get the rope
>>561184340Blue Archive killed /vn/
is rank 1900 right now safe in EU?
>>561183858900 new insane clears is very unlikely to happen.But not impossible. In NA clears scored 9000 and above are using almost the same identical team full of UE40 and UE50 students. all that people could easily do insane, they just refuse to do it.
nanoja
>>561183434so is bing and carnival. almost every event has a reference to other events/stories that show you the continuation of events
gonna re-watch clannad bros
>>561184687why do you enjoy psychological abuse?
>>561184687I wish there was an Ushio route.
>>561183593She is always special to me and I'd love her regardless of her usage.
>>561184621Iffy in my opinion I was top 1k yesterday, went down 100 spots over todayI’d say the vast majority of people are done trying, but truth is the lower your score the easier it is for someone to take your spot by sheer luck of pulling off a better run on another reset
>>561184498Great, but what's the spread? There aren't even 40K people doing raids on global.
I'm baking the last Yesod thread ever
come on, fubukis. only need 750 more insane clears to fuck over extreme clears out of plat.
https://x.com/kuragesense00/status/2035557547223220732..shorts erotic
>>561185108NA server is pretty disgusting
>>56118500884% of plats were torment+
>>561183731So where's your f99 clear then.
Can we have a Gogurt Thread?
>>561185187That's more damningGuess global likes to take it easy
>>561184798based if true
>>561185246Neither I nor anyone in my friends list or club owns her
>>561185429>>561185429>>561185429
>>561184687ew
Nn
That's not selika
