Previous: >>561181940>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Kitasan Black (3*), Satono Diamond (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Narita Top Road (Speed), SSR Marvelous Sunday (Guts), SR Admire Vega (Guts), SR Mejiro Ryan (Stamina), SR Bakushin (Power), SR Curren Chan (Speed)Current CM: Pisces Cup - Hanshin Turf 3200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/632/03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards03/12 - 04/15 - Paid 3* & SSR Selector available in Carats Shop03/12 - 03/24 - Free Daily 10-Scout03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 303/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Victoire Pisa (3*), AI-Chan (3*), SSR Yanko, SSR CasinoNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>dia when she forced me to spark
This thread will be better
Is that a cube?Did you cube your horse anon?
Digitan LOVE
>>561198835boingawoinga
>>561198835daily hugs with Taiki
This thread will be bouncier
was the last free 10 pull today or is there more tomorrow
When are they gonna let us make love to our trainees again?
I gave in and started using Rabbit Suzuka in CM11.... now end closers can't catch me and all I need to do is win the mid-game with my other fronts
>>561198862You don't like loaf's?
>>561198826>already at pitywtf
>>561198683WHAT IS THAT THING
how many races you guys do before first summerI always feel I'm playing a different scenario from you guys, I skipped 2-3 races from my schedule because of no rivals too>0 energyI'll give green goo and a cupcake to mambo don't worry
170 pulls on the kita banner and I only had a curren chan dupe and archer rudolf to show for itbought carats to finish the spark and I immediately got xmas biwa, ny opera dupes and taiki shuttleand then kita herself came in the last 10 pullcygames really just wanted me to pay up huh
>Seriru shills for Team SiriusI dont get it...am i missing something?
Kawachan LOVE
>>561199071special brick lmao
>>561199071NOOOO I DONT WANNA BE BREAD
>>561199121not reallyyou just borrow that
>>561199071>loaf'soh, I am retarded
>>561199190>borrowanon, we're all getting it for free.
We have one more free x10 for the NTR banner tomorrow, right?
>trying to figure out a plan to make Curren Chang work in MANT for TT>realize I have this thick bitch on my rosterGOODBYE curren whore
>>561199110The funniest part is that you hit Kitasan on the 201st pull, meaning if you didnt go over the pity you wouldn't have gotten her either. Kino.
>>561199063when they add story event 8 and 9
>>561199240forgot my oguri cap
>>561199121why did they trap Suzie in an ipad
>>561199121When is it dropping anyway? I want to see for myself why this is good.
I told Dia-chan what my favorite gemstone was but for some reason she locked me in a storage room in the Satono house. My phone is starting to run out of battery but the wi-fi signal is pretty good atleast.
what the HECK do i do now!?
Thoughts on Tazuna?
>>561199414Nothing!
>>561199337She lost a race and got glued by angry Cartel members>>561199354Like...tommorow i think? Soon tm
>>561199414nothing because you don't have it mlb
>>561199337Because the view from the ipad is pretty good.
>>561199121Only Seriru played MANT from all sloptubers if he doesn't explain it nobody will
>>561199414NothingUnless you get 4 more of those
>>561199108Checking my UG veterans I typically run 15 races before first summer (including the debut)You shouldn't skip a race just because there's no rival, you need to be aware of the context. There are situations where even OP races are worth taking (shop debt + dogshit training)
>>561199414nothing. you should know by now that 0lb ssrs are universally dogshit with very few exceptions
>>561199121It feels like it has too many events to get the one you want consistently. Is the training bonus and extra recovery buff that much of a game changer?
Fell for the bait and rolled the paid ssr banner.I got shit.
>>561199121why is brian looking at the viewer like that? is she being detained against her will?
>>561199337Rice Villain trapped her in a wack ass ipad prison for fun
>NTR banner disappears tomorrow>anyone that doesn't have MLB NTR or Fuku will have to cope with stinko windy for the next FOUR (4) monthsi suspect that, at least, 80% of the general is bricked.
So ayabe guts is the best sr card?
>>561199528It's a pal card that gives rainbows wherever it lands.
>>561199354IIRC it has 8x pal recreation which makes it useful for MANT, instead of resting you use the friend recreations for stable resting results. At least I assume it's something like that
https://poal.me/3a3e28https://poal.me/3a3e28https://poal.me/3a3e28
Oh...so if you fuck the whole team + Golshi as a freebie it can rainbow anywhere and you get additional perks. 6 dates though, thats alot...
>>561199445Top 3 most desirable female in the game.>sex voice>cute face>nice boobs>amazing hips>BIG FAT ASS>always does her best to assist (You) and the umas of Tracen no matter whatI would wife her on the spot.
>Bastardized western tranny comic op 10 hours ago >Another bastardized western bullshit cartoon comic again todayFuck off and go back to /co/ you insufferable faggot. Post the japanese illustration of uma musume or gtfo KILL YOURSELF TRANNY FILTH
>>561199491So I'm not crazy, good to know.
>>561199562I will just take it easy the next 4 months
musaka is so lucky
>>561199121>can't use it for my LONE WOLF Brian because she's not actually a lone wolf
>>561199562I'm not even borrowing NTR desu
>>561199562Low quality bait
apparently there is only 1 instance of matching in modern JP CMnow you know
>>561199605only half the dates give energy. only a separate one gives mood. this card is not Riko.
I just shoved a nuke up my pussy
>>561199121If the Original team is Sirius, what the hell is team Spica?
>>561199585what the fuck? why are none of the western sloptubers talking about it?
>>561199707old anime canon
>>561199716because none of them know what it does
>>561199568sniff
>>561199707FATTIE BLOWN THE FFFFFUCK OUT
>>561199707Tourist's team
>>561199716only witgod actually played the game and knows about it
>that cute little twirl Dia does before a race>black shorts white thigh highs My heart skipped a beat holy fuck
>>561199716>using or knowing about F2P cards when you're spending $1200 a month
Ended up getting this from the 3* guaranteed paid banner. Can't complain.
cute
>>561199562As long as I have my wife, I will never be bricked.I may be bricked up sometimes though but that's because she's very attractive
>>561198881my little gremlin oshi is so cute I want to embarrass the hell out of her by simping for her as hard as she does for umas
>>561199838delete this right fucking now
>kita>bourbondia or smaru for last spotbased on sex energy
>>561199716Shut the FUCK up and spend 800 dollars on MLBing NTR and Fuku
>>561199838You ruined my chud wife...
>>561199617>passion zone
>>561199838>ai slop
i'm tempted
>>561199562bwo I'm still stuck with stinko windy for non 20% spd growth umasuntil I get my creek so I can borrow Fuku or Biko
>About to glue run>Remember it's a parent run>Still do it
>>561199781OHONONONO...
>>561199948you won't use them on anything else
>>561199916>>kita>>bourbon>diaLiterally my team
>>561199838looks like maya but bad
>>561199948if you burn those crystals today, you will get two admire vegas in your free-pulls tomorrow.
>>561199838wtf i love taishin now
>>561199838Mare mode
>>561199838you can't save that outfit
>>561199948Do it, Ayabe SR is the last good SR in the gameAnything else they add is just gacha bloat to prevent you getting SSR easilyYou will be using 6 SSR by the time Grand Live starts
>>561199948I'd wait unless you're trying to gutsmax right now
>>561199957>triple speedthat seems like overkill
>>561199838You can't imagine the hatred I feel right now for the designs we've lost. Imagine Ryan with long hair, that way she wouldn't be the ugliest Mejiro of all just because of her stupid haircut
>>561199716none of them played MANT
>>561199916depends on what your preferred kind of sex>adult woman fetishmaru>aggressive stubborn rich girl fetishdia
>>561199838would breed
>>561199121Yes, you're missing the fact that he's a retard that shilled Witmaxxing in UraYou're missing the fact that he's a retard that told people not to use Riko/Rice in AoharuYou're missing the fact that he's a retard that's telling people they need 1200 Stam + 2 Gold recoveries + an inherited recovery for this CMYou're missing the fact that he's a retard and should be ignored.
>>561199940This reply would get so many updoots on reddit!
>>561199973if I'm on junior or classic and I brick the first fuku ssr event I glue the run even if it was a borrow and I paid a carrot juice to double the event points on itI don't give a FUCK
>>561199957If you can't cap speed with Kita + NTR you may actually be braindead
Haven't done a career in a while rolling to see whose I do. 7 and I do a Fuku career. 8-0 I go jerk off.
>>561199838she is giving taiga from toradora vibes
>>561200147browncord seething rn
>>561200171
>>561199838still a midget but wood.
>>561200170show me your 0% speed growth ace that only has kita and NTR as speed cards
I have a working theory that shop RNG is affected by affinity
>>561200171 (me)'Bout time! I got her off the previous scamcha.
>hour long careers>have to rely on inspiration and/or rival race RNG for your required skills>have to build new parents with the skills you need for every CMyeah I'm quitting and coming back when the next scenario comes out
The accelerated schedule means this game has a lot more frequent paid banners/tickets than what I'm used to.The way the game has split umas and supports means there's more paid banners tickets than I'm used to.The way the pool for the GSSR is so huge makes them a lot shittier than I'm used to.Does it ever get better? I know this is still year one to two content for this game. I'm a long-time fgo player, and their gssrs started off pretty shit too, 30 bucks for a random SSR, but they very quickly cut the price in half and changed the format so you had several different gssr pools of about 10 characters each that you could pick which one was the most useful for you. After year 1 it always felt worth it to do fgo gssrs. This tho? It's feeling like a scam.I don't think I'll be buying paid carats anymore if the GSSR pools stay universal. Current support gssr is 1/56 for a specific card, and 1 copy isn't enough for most of them, and it's only going to get worse as the roster grows? Poop. And unless you're brand new with barely any umas, randomly getting a 3* Uma is pretty useless too.Starting to understand why people call them Cyjews. Please tell me it gets better.
>>561200147so true. make sure you DON'T take 777 on oguri btw. you're gonna want to gamble on straightaway recovery instead, just trust me. i'm a 90% WR jp veteran and if you don't listen to me i might cry.
>>561199838fucking no thank youmy wife is perfect as she is
>>561200297dumb pigeon would give up this easy.
Who should I four star for my end closer for this meet
>>561200297>yeah I'm quitting and coming back when the next scenario comes outI can't wait for you to come back anon, make sure to tell me about your Grand Live experience once you get to play the literal hell scenario
>clock on G3>3 clocks on hopeless stakes>10th in satsuki>quitI don't believe anyone has actually trained an end in MANT
>>561200303it gets worse. in the future some umas like gentildonna, orfevre, and almond eye can't even be ticketed/selected, you HAVE to roll/spark on their banner and once their gone getting spooked by them on other banners is the only way to get them.
>>561200303>Please tell me it gets better
>>561199838
WATTA!
This is my first time seeing triple distance
>>561199716They all skipped MANT or started after it
>>561200246Still haven't built my CM aces but here's a TT uma
>>561200548wow
>>561200462You put them on pace for the entire career. End closer has basically no good style-specific white skills, so it's fine. Assuming you're not stupid and you've already secured spurt.
>>561200146finally
Very interesting how JP talks like they're having Vietnam flashbacks whenever MANT comes up but /uma/ insists that the the scenario is actually good and it's simply a player IQ issue
>>561200303You have literal years of foresight. If you can't work with that, then yes, you're better off going back to FGO.
>>561200303>Paid bannersThey're for the rich people or gambling addicts. They're still better than ten pulling.>"GSSR"Speak English>Please tell me it gets better.You'll be able to spend 5k paid for 2 random (out of 10) and a chosen rainbow (out of those 10) across 50 pulls.
>>561199948Wait till the last 10 pulls tomorrow retardbwo...
>>561200625nooo, not Fighting Game Online
What decks are you using for V bourbon?
>>561200620Have you ever tried forming an opinion before?
>>561200303cyjews actually become increasingly more adept at squeezing money out of players. they were relatively bad at it at the beginning (where we are now). it isn't until revenue nose-dived that they became more geared towards lower-spenders.
>>561200620I am having fun
>>561200303Remember when FGO had a whole year of absolute nothing and they still didn't speed up
>>561200620jp are all casuals
>>561200147I'm pretty sure about Rice it was "it's fine for now but everyone returns to the Creek", but then again who the fuck used Rice for Unity, that card is awful
>>561200620Raw MANT with zero foresight sounds like absolute dogshit, nowhere you're being told about RB importance or that you have to race almost 40 times in the scenario explanation.That took time for JP niggas to learn, then they got feed scam banners all the way up to the throne. With foresight you know you can skip rolling during this whole scenario and be fine, they didn't know that.It's different, the MANT we play will only affect you if you're low IQ.
>>561200620Global is sweatier than JP
I have a really specific request.Can you post umas doing wit training
>>561200620Anon you should have already realised JP players are retarded by now. Have you not interacted with the StayGold/NTR faggots?
>>561200741My opinion is that MANT is trash and I'd rather play 4 more months of Unity than this garbage
>>561200604GuaranteedSSRSlipped my mind that different games have different names for their highest rarities
>>561200856The Toilet...
do they ever buff umas with shit aptitudes, or maybe there are scenarios later where aptitude doesn't matter or is easy to manipulate?
>>561200147>Yes, you're missing the fact that he's a retard that shilled Witmaxxing in Urafor total noobs who were struggling to beat URA yeah, he said to wit max and borrow a speed card.>You're missing the fact that he's a retard that told people not to use Riko/Rice in Aoharuhe told F2P not to roll for them and focus on MLBing Kita and X.Mas Oguri / VBourbon. Nothing about you shouldn't use themYeah I got nothing for the third one though
>>561200620Coming from the retard using guides.
>>561200865only because of the foresight and knowledgeyou would kill yourself if you didn't know what to roll + how the game worked + what to prepare for CM + having to sweat
>>561200791Iinchou is definitely breedable.
>>561199948Wait until tomorrow at least retard. Gold crystals are useless though so..
>>561200856Imagine everyone skipping fuku only to realize she is a huge stat stick and RB card after MANT drops.
>>561200923our HEROES and teio
>>561200865global is sweatier but has way more worse players
>>561200918I'd call it more a rough draft of something promising than trash, but yeah, more Unity would be better than it
>>561200967That's what gaslighters are for
Victory Cheer, or Triumphant Pulse for pace? Maybe even Duty? And yes my other parent is NYOpera, and I have NSM to catch dying fronts.
>got 1 NTR and Ayabe from freebies>my 40 tickets and 30k carats are now burning a hole in my pocketDo I FOMO to try and MLB NTR and Ayabe?
>>561200918then do that. personally I love MANT, it's nice to have actual strategy in my strategy video game for once. it was fucking boring playing unity because the choices made themselves and nothing made you think, let alone sometimes RNG just deciding you get fucked on unity races with no clock, no fallback mechanics like items
>>561200939For Unity Cup these aptitudes would have been great, of course it varies by scenario
>>561200856It had to be like, kind of a clue that Narita Top Road's SSR card that released at the same time had the "scales with fans" bonus. Surely that clued them in that racing as much as possible was probably the way
>>561200264
>>561201041nyes
>>561200939Eventually with stat creep you will be able to do races with D aptitude. Evolved skills also address the clunky kit issues of early umas.
>>561201038I'd go victory cheer to gamble on solo front/lucky pace promotion
>>561200620JP and even KR couldn't hit UG during unity yet globetards shat out UG2s. unironically, i think global has slightly stronger players at the very top and the info trickles down their scrots and into our plebian mouths.maybe the japanese gacha base just didn't resonate with the rogue-like elements being dialed up significantly.
>>561200967despite having foresight and knowledge, there are people in this very thread pulling for shit like fukukitaru and topuro while skipping finemo and nice nature.
Do you even need Recoveries if you have max Stam and Guts?
>>561201081Considering the scenario was not designed to abuse races in the way that people do now, not really.
>>561201041>30ka fool and his money
>>561201041>trying to mlb a 1% card with a single sparkdont bother
>>561201081I'm certain the way we play MANT was not intended by the devs
>>561201041You could save those for Mr Cock and Balls, Smaru, or Tachyon you know...
>>561201041Don't do it. You'll get like one more NTR and one or two Ayabes, and you'll wish you hadn't pulled, and had saved for something you really wanted with more than literally one scenario of longevity. ask me how I know
>>561201143Yes
>>561201041nyo. Fuku is the good card. NTR is a scam
>>561201041>Do I FOMO to try and MLB NTR and Ayabe?I have a friend that double sparked that banner only to get a 2LB NTR and a MLB Ayabe. In fact, if it weren't for the 400 exchange points I would have gotten more SSR Mayacchis from that banner, she spooked me twice.Don't be like him, he's a complete fool.
>>561201139Those servers also didn't have secret events during Unity to be fair, that was the main reason that Taiki shat out UGs in Global
>>561201213they probably wanted us to train normally and do like maybe 3-4 races per year instead of racemaxxing
>>561201130I'm using Kitasan as front. I've had instances of my scuffed Rice catching up when she's solo running and whiffing skills, so could work
Should I buy a big pack?
>>561200620MANT is an RNG gamblefest that takes an hour to complete a run and at least 30 minutes to determine if a horse should be glued. It’s not terrible but it’s boring afeet figuring it out. Every trainee follows the same two or three schedules with minor variations. That’s the IQ aspect. Knowing when to break schedule. But the length of these runs also makes the RNG of sparks feel worse. An hour for a shitty 1 spark guts parent feels worse than 30 minutes for the same shitty 1 spark guts parent. This scenario is less fun, more time consuming, and less rewarding for the time spent.
>>561200906Doesn't the stay gold faggot specifically avoid talking about the game outside of his runs rather than try and tell people what to roll like the ntrfaggot does
URA... home...
>>561200620I actually don't mind MANT/TB so far. The fact that all my Umas are getting great stats (even with mediocre runs) compared to the other scenarios is keeping me going.
>>561201175its kind of crazy how hard they accidentally powercreeped with MANT, which is making me question how powercreeped Grand Live is going to be.
>>561200919I'm using the term rainbow because in this game, "SSR" is different to "3 star">Guaranteed SSRThat's either:paid banners with their "$21>1 Random Rainbow" guarantee,the 'spark' which costs 200 pulls or $380 to $408 depending on how you use your currency and allows you to hand-pick a banner unit, $21 Vouchers equivalent to a spark JP players could also get these vouchers off codes on physical purchases such as DVDsThe step-up gacha where you turn 5000 paid into 50 pulls and get 2 randomized rainbows off a very limited pool and then handpick a rainbow off those ten you wanted.
>>561199747>>561199798>>561199803>>561199924>>561200134>>561200574If you watched VF stream the other day he talked about it. He commented it's not a good card and better to run the standard two speed, two guts and power/stamina deck. Seriru lacks the knowledge in comparison to other japanese guide makers.
>>561201370The Staygold fag did say he quit the game for a while and the NTR fag got exposed as not playing the game and is most likely a JP larper, don't take their posts as real JP insights
>>561201464The first few weeks of GL will be people farming for 9* speed parents to uncap their speed
>>561201493why the fuck would I watch his stream
>>561201493That SEAnigger didn't even play MANT in JP
>>561201540is 9* speed that important for the scenario?
>>561201464For a time because of how speed beyond 1200 works, MANT was actually the better scenario.
>>561201581I act like this
>>561201493blud watches VF's streams
>>561201540>The first few weeks of GL will be people farming for 9* speed parents to uncap their speed
>>561201493but VF didn't play MANT how would he know that
>>561201590speed cap gets raised but scenario/card creep isn't quite there yet
>>561201662>posts something they fixed immediately
>>561201493
>>561201464part of the problem with grand live was that it completely failed to powercreep MANT on release. they had to patch it three times to make it worth running, then had to nerf race affinity to make people stop doing parent runs in MANT. in the end, the stat gain is still less than MANT, but you have to run it because of the increased speed cap.
>>561201493why would i trust this faggot when he's a known gaslighter
>>561201493Seriru just gives advice to the poorest of poorfags and gigalucklets. Unless you're a zero impulse control nigger and saved for decent banners or a complete newfag his deck advice will be awful
>>561201493>If you watched VF stream the other day
Oguri Cap kinda pisses me off. Medium (leaning to small) tits and no ass. No personality other than "I eat a lot" BUT apparently she's the goat and retards will sperg out something about being loved and stronger than everyone else like NPCs. She is the pinnacle of absolute nonsense. She's probably the most industry plant uma that exists (next to tachyon) with how hard she was being shilled recently.
They should have fixed MANT instead of fucking with GL.
>>561201041one spark is a decent chance to mlb ayaby if you use the gold crystals plus the one half done
>>561200620There are 2 important factors, both about the audienceExpectations: Very many early JP players got into the game because they liked IRL horse races, and the ones that didn't often got into that scene because of the game, it's not hard when there are local races and shit featuring the kid of your uma in game, and you can meet the uma itself (as a horse but still). They loved the stories and in fact when they hate on a character, it's often stuff like "the REAL Dawai Scarlett wouldn't change her dreams to fight Vodka that way!" or "I don't like them because the real horse beat my favorite horse in 1982!". MANT was hit and miss because while the SOL scenes are neat, they aren't canon to the girls and don't tell the stories the JP players loved and wanted.EN MANT players got into the game sometimes for the girls but a lot of the time for the gameplay, this genre is rarer over here and it's got a roguelike loop that feels very good to a lot of western players due to the indie scenes JP simply wasn't that into when Uma launched.Foresight: JP MANT players had to go in blind. They didn't all have MLB Kitasan and MLB Creek and MLB Finemo, because they had to guess the viability of a card during the banners. Lots of people dumped carats on the Twin Turbo speed card just before Kitasan, for example, because they had no way to know Kitasan was coming. They had to figure out themselves just how race heavy you should be in MANT, it was much more trial an error and there were no guides day -7 of the mode to tell you how to play in advance. EN MANT players knew what they were getting before it arrived.
>>561201749MANT so good (but sucks to run) that they had to nerf it hard multiple times
>>561201493>
WILL THEY GIVE US MORE CLOCKS TOMORROW??
>>561200246>>561200580No reply... LMAO, what a loser
>The flatliner is posting weezer lyrics in chat
>>561201884She's the Peak (as in Cap)
>>561201946You mean the anniversary shop? Does that still have another round with the missions?
>>561201972>post kita+NTR ace>posts something elseanon...
>>561201918it's been suggested that GL was actually intended to be released before MANT. dataminers found that internally, the scenarios are numbered something like 0 for URA, 1 for aoharu, 2 for GL, and 3 for MANT. so MANT ended up being a colossal jump in power, and then GL had to be roughly hammered into shape in order to replace what was supposed to be its successor.
>>561201884We love obese umas here
>>561200246>show me your 0% speed growth ace that only has kita and NTR as speed cardsI can do Kita Jordan
>>561202018>posts sloplike you're any better than him
>>561202018>not my clubphew
>>561202052Fuku is strictly worse than NTR for pushing speed, the point is that if I can easily cap speed with Kita and Fuku not capping with NTR is braindead
>>561202018GODDAMN YOU HALF JAPANEEEEEESE GIRLSDO IT TO ME EVERY TIME
>>561201749I bet global doesn't have that issue to begin with, they've shown they're ok with fucking with the timeline of when we get stuff and fixing a mode so it's hype instead of shit on release is an obvious one to push forward.
>>56120149310/10 bait dude look at all those (you)s
>>561202018IM DUMB SHE'S A LESBIANI THOUGHT I HAD FOUND THE ONE
CYJEWS INTERN. I KNOW YOU ARE HERE. I AM SPEAKING DIRECTLY TO YOU.IF YOU DUMBFUCKS DON'T RELEASE A HEAP OF QoL UPDATES TO REDUCE THE RUN-TIMES OF TB CAREERS THEN I WILL FUCK DANCHUD'S MOTHER.thank you for your attention to this matter.
YWNBAYABE
>>561202096Very Nice Nature, I can concede to this I hope it didn't take many attempts
>>561202032the in game notification does mention the shop gets new items, no clue what that includes personally
>>561202339sleevejob bros we fucking won
>>561200620the only ones unironically defending Mantshit are whales
TAZUNA SHUT THE FUCK UP I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING
>>561201916
>>561202278we like the run times, go play ura if you want short runs
>yet another run without Swinging MaestroI HAVE 3 SSRs, WTFHow do buhis fucking cope with this shit, it's so fucking annoying getting bricked for shit like this
>>561202417As a f2p MANT is my favourite scenario thus far :)
Who the hell is Sleeve Jobs
Spark done, 4 Dias + spark, Suzuka, Alt Mcqueen, Alt Teio, Alt Gold City and Tamamo.She shall bring me victory
what's this game about? wouldn't it be a big disadvantage having massive tits when running? I expect flat girls to be the best racers. Otherwise it's too unrealistic
>>561202417I like MANT and I'm hardly a whale.
>>561202521grats on your sleevejobs
Nobody in my club mentioned Dia at all...
>>561202278How would they reduce the run-time of TB? Make the races give you more shop points and stats so you have to run less?Make the items cheaper?
i kinda wanna umapyoi with a lego...i always thought some bionicles were hot
>>561201916>it's often stuff like "the REAL Dawai Scarlett wouldn't change her dreams to fight Vodka that way!"I kind of agree with the JP guys on this one.
>>561202556they store their stamina on their big tits
>>561202096sparks?
>>561202576OINK
>>561202556https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/509928025/#510022463
>>561202621nope nope it doesn't make sense, I don't believe it. Tell me the flat ones are the best
>>561202576Bikope is whale (but she's not even that good)
>>561202556big tits usually means either high endurance or powerflatties run fast
>>561202018WHAT'S WITH THESE CURRENS, DISSING MY POSTSWHY DO THEY GOTTA FRONT
>>561202449Your trainee lacked the Guts to sustain her run towards the end of the race.
>>561202556>I expect flat girls to be the best racersYou'd be right.
>>561202052curren cute
The lack of Teio buhirageposts for MANT is a recession indicator
>want to run Dia but I need to get 45 Dahby sashes to get Right Handed DemonFuck the DAAAHBY, at least I can buy 30 on the 1st.
ohohohoho
I have over 2000 bingo coins, I don't wanna spin the wheel...
>>561200865>>561200620
>>561202670You should have that deck if you've been playing since day 1.>>561202708I rolled on the Biko/Bakushin banner instead of Riko.
>>561202449
>>561202693>>561202726My cow has big tits and can't run for shit despite her best efforts>>561202782Very realistic and believable. Thanks. Good to know
>>561202804Teioposters became whales themselves and I'm not talking about them being fat
I just realized that green skills have icons on what stat they boost.
>>561202804The original Teio poster switched sides a long time ago. Whales are free to flaunt their decks as they please.
>>561202521why would you 5* the og when you can just do that for her better alts, not like you can use all versions at the same timewere you dropped as kid multiple times
>>561202902who's your cow
>>561202018RNG has turned and left me here, just where I was before MANT appeared
>>561202608>increase speed of the fast-forward/skip eventsthis is already a thing>races can be concluded without an additional loading screenthis is supposedly already a thing>increase fps to 60also speeds things upthese would be enough to cut runs by nearly 10 minutes. it's all just pauses during events and transitions eating up time.
>>561202698Well McQueen is called the strongest stayer and there are only four (quattro) umas flatter than her
>>561202950a 3dpd bitch that I'll soon dump. Fuck her. 2d is the best
Never ask an "f2p" how much they spent on the game
I am a big fan of this expression
>>561202919yup, and stamina regen skills are the splatters of cum you make on her
>>561202810dia and mcqueenorkita and teio?
>>561202476i did a 3 SSR card run today and none of them completed their chainit's gonna take us around THREE YEARS for the QoL we should've had since day one
>>561202816anon... the wheel settings...
>>561202154>>561202276Based Pinkerton knowers
>>561200246Not NTR but Fuku.
>>561201916You also forgot that we got all the modern MANT QoL stuff like using items not one at a time behind loading screens, being notified when new stuff is added to the shop, and so on.
>>561202804He was supposed to continue to make the buhis seethe.. not join them.
>>561203093what, jp had a qol for this?
>>561203093What's even the QoL? Guaranteed chain completion?
>>5612026502 stam 3 wit 12 power (9 pow borrow) unfortunately only really good for Medium
>>561203105
>>561203112NTRbros stay losing
>>561203053For me it's when they're surprised and have fully opened eyes and fully covered mouths
>>561203112Fuku is a highroll card.
Dia-chan and I will umapyoi after she gets utterly defeated at l'arc!
>>561203053This one is good too
My uma's "friends" when they realize they are remotely near their training specialty (Matikanefukukitaru told them whistles are bad omens)
>>561203001Super Creek should take off her clothes.
Haru Urara's Transcendent Team of Eternal Perfection, like Urara suggested
Is this any decent as a parent?
>>561203257Genuinely what are you talking about, NTR is way more highroll than FukuFuku's strength isn't her chain events
>>561203105I almost went with a Maladroit one for some reason, "Burndt Jamb" is a nice deep cut and it always pops in my head from time to time
>>561203343If she had a MANT schedule sure
>>561203053>>561203305i do both of these expressions involuntarily. i am not an uma or a woman though.
>>561203001I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>561203343sure
>>561203041$60
>>561203053>>561203305She has HANDS!?
3LB Creek restricts your deck building so much
>>561203313I agree
>>561203134yeah that matters too, good call. I do think it's less than the other 2 though because it's not the lack of qol that made JP players get ptsd
>>561203316Urara cannot even pronounce the word Transcendent..
>>561203460oh no, those 30 random stats!
>>561203454they are prosthetics
>first time getting a first roll wonder>it's the mistress of the islandI do not consent to this
Who should I use my pig voucher on? Was leaning towards Falco or Digitan
>>561203586Falco will love you long time
I hate everything about Umamusume's western YT content. The shorts with the same two songs are awful. Why is every content creator a SEAnig? Even those who are not are still cringe af. Yuck.
>>561203667OH WEE I LIKE MY HORSE
>>561203667be the change you want to be, make your own YT videos
How many junior g2/g3 losses until it's a brick run?
>>561203667me on the left
hotel sex
what is the best use for the rainbow crystals anyways
>>5612037461
>>561203667"Did you know in umamusume..."
>>561203813simply hoarding them and never using them.
>>561203781>Epsatono Hotel
>>5612037460
>>561203813They're insurance for when you inevitably go 400 pulls without MLBing on some bannerOr alternatively, you can use them on a card that you spooked to MLB it without pulling on its banner
Jiggie please.
>>561203905
Okay...I take back needing to upgrade facilities
>>561203813When 400 pulls isnt jewish enough
>>561203831>cuts to the guy talking irlDo people want this guy's mug popping in between shots of pretty anime girls and horses, the fuck
Curren loves to (You) bait.
>>561200246I hit it with my Summer Spe. It's not that hard considering both Guts and Wit cards give speed.
>>561204013amazing what can happen when they SHOW UP TO THEIR FUCKING TRAINING OF CHOICE
>>561203813YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAVE 60K CARATS JUST TO MLB A FUCKING META SUPPORT CARD AND ACCEPT THAT AS A NORMAL OCCURENCE THAT YOU WOULD NEED TO REPEAT EVERY 4 FUCKING MONTHS!!! I FUCKING LOVE THIS GODDAMN GAME AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
>>561204013Bro your stamina before the dahbey?
>>561204180sparks and deck?
>>561204201Retard filteredThank you Cyjews
>>561204231Was plenty enough, 300 is fine if you have 200+ guts
>>561204201>YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAVE 60K CARATS JUST TO MLB A FUCKING META SUPPORT CARDnot guaranteed btw
>>561203813ending a spark missing a number of duplicates equal to or less than the number of crystals you have
>>561203667>Why is every content creator a SEAnig?welcome to every single gacha with an english version
JPbros? I heard Laurel was even worse than Curren. Is that true?
>>56120423218* Stam. Ayabe, Air Groove, Bijin Guts, Kita, Fuku Speed and Riko.
>>561204201>Selectors>CrystalsIf you're spending 60k on a card it's your own fault. Save this doomerism for when they release big cards back to back to back
I guess I have my cm12 ace now
guess what I'm finally doing
>>561203607wife sex
>>561203989https://jiggie.fun/HIOnCkhttps://jiggie.fun/HIOnCk
DID YOU KNOW THAT IN UMA MUSUMAY our HERO rice shower is not the reason bourbon lost it's because bourbon got baited into a front runner duel and lost all his stam
>>561204343bro you were supposed to only make it after the sirius release for on the brink
>>561203905>he doesn't know Epsatono Island is canon lore
>>561204376Corner Connoisseur skill from that golden ship card?
>>561204376Half anniversary event missions? I thought those had a time limit.
>>561202556Big tits = more forward momentum.
>family pack of burgers for breakfastSo Mr. C.B. is also a fatty...
I keep ending the run with three hand creams and two miracle cures in my inventory. I don't know how they keep getting there. I don't know why I'm doing this. I never even run three races in a row.
>traveling in a 3rd world shithole>wont be able to update my team trials teams>for a month>demotion looming over meits so fucking over
>>561204492I still need to do training the trainer, all 3 of those cards on the bottom can give skills for it I've never gotten>>561204525these missions are permanent
>>561204376taking a -40 energy hit right before a double rainbow and ragequitting
>>561203667OTSUKARESAMMA
>>561204421I'm borrowing NN.
AAIIEEEEEEEEE
>>561204540the CB stands for cheesburger
>>561204626Oof
>>561204201actually, starting from 3rd anni, you'll have to do that every 2.5 months ;) which is about equal to your carat income so you cant afford anything else ;) hope you rike ;)
>>561203153>>561203162Took me a while to find. From the developer letter on March 11th.>We have increased the occurrence rate of consecutive Support Card events.It's might not even be guaranteed like I thought. It just says "increased rates".
>>561204423>Satono Crown has a silver crown>Kitasan gets a gold one
>>561204540why is it all end closers (brian is an end)? do horses of a certain style all hangout together?
the stat curve in TB still kind of scares me, it's so hard to work out how bricked I'll end upnot sure what happened with the wit here desu
>lost track of how many rolls over 100 im now at for 0 SSRthis' why i only roll umas
>>561204332thats just a double spark bro. You arent even guaranteed MLB so you'll have to ticket anyway after that most of the time
>>561204673Nevermind. Praise shop RNG.
>>561204852explode
>>561204673>>561204852Praise Shiraoki-sama
>>561204769the naritas like to laze around on the roof. CB seems the type to do that as well.
>>561204769they are the rooftop regulars
I don't think I ever needed more than 1 cupcake thanks to my GOAT Etsuko.
Let's goooo! Good thing I haven't used my ticket yet, now I can ticket doberrrr
>>561204952Holy value, grats
>>561204952blessed account
>>561204937Everyone repeat after me:We love you Etsuko Otonashi!
>>561204919Haha I just got the event in which all three of those characters (plus Ayabe) are doing exactly that, for the first time today
>>561204952raped account
>>561204952anyone with end closer aces made want to speak on the value of baracole? is it proccing consistently?
>>561205006Etsuko Nakadashi
>>561204769Brian is lazy, Taishin and Ayabe are loners, C.B. is a whimsical free spirit.
>>561205029Yep, it's been amazing. One of the few reasons my Vega is doing very well
>>561204343If Nice Nature so much as sneezes on you, that Dober is dead meat.
heh
>>561205007Oh wait that's what you were replying to. Oh well, that's the way the carrot crunches
cm11 status?
>>561200968yes breeded by me
>>561205098still don't understand mant
>>561205050sluuuuurrp glug glug gluggulpahhhhhphew
>>561205093Wow Dia's got some massive tits
>>561205098no ideahopefully back in B finals
>>561205006The most beautiful ningen
>>561205085Brian is like the biggest loner of them all and works herself to the bone in training, what do you mean "lazy"
>>561205098Tomorrow I'll unbrick myself let me sleep for now
am i low rolling if i can't max out v.bourbon speed with just kitasan and fuku? 0 speed sparks
>>561205098luckshitted a 1200-1100 S long goldship with spurt and decided that either she wins or i go to B finals, i hate MANT
>>561205098I gave up and just started doing ace runs cause my TT is finished and I can't wait a day to decide on what to use my gold crystals on
LB3 Creek is so fucking aids please god save me tomorrow
https://poal.me/3a3e28https://poal.me/3a3e28
>>561205098already winning some rooms with my aces, actual CM day shouldn't be too much of a problem for me. for now I'm just done with longslop, will be taking my A finals gibs.
>>561200147TRVTH NVKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>561204952Is her inherited ulti good for every race style? I've read the description on gametora and it looks like it activates if you're in 4th or better, so surely it would only be reliable for frontrunners or pace chasers?
>>561205165That's the Winning the Soul gang sign
>>561205287is this a /v/ pollthis is a Teio thread
>>561205098i'm going to kill myself
>>561205209nta, shes lazy when it comes to not-training, especially student council duties and eating her veggies
>>561205349if you're worse than 4th at 400m left, you're already losing
>>561205349depends on the length of the track.
I have aborted more runs in this scenario so far than the other previous two combined
>>561204852I wonder what her fatty event looks like. Brian thinking she's getting stronger but she's just fatter instead is too erotic.
Okay, so what's the actual optimal epiteth route? I've seen a couple differing ones in classic year, particularly in latter part of the year
>>561205209she's lazy when it comes stuff besides racing, like she's always trying to get out of student council stuff. it's been a while since i played brian's story, but from what i remember she's not the angsty "leave me alone" type. maybe more of just an autism vibe of no one can keep up with her.
Is it better to stick to an epiteth route or divert if there is a race with rivals on the same day?
>>561205098this is my best ace so far, but her spurt rate is only 75%. I'm fucked. Holy goddamn fuck the stam requirements are through the roof when you factor in distance S and all the velocity skills.
Wait what, why am I having dates with my trainee(s)? Isn't the trainer usually in his mid/late 20s or something?
>>561205556get triple crown, get both senior triple crowns, clear g1 mile races
>>561205502Really? I find it way more consistent and less RNG than Unity
Haru Urara's Transcendent Team of Eternal Perfection has just been defeated by Team Certain Victory.
>>561205595why didn't they give topro her g1 outfit man.
>>561205663you're only supposed to divert if you've already missed a race due to trainingin reality you should look it up which g3/2 relates to what but it's a little tedious
>>561205556Triple Triple Crown (Classic, Spring and Autumn) + Classic Year Arima KinenAdd on NHK Mile, Yasuda Kinen and Mile Champ (the latter needs to be Classic Year)All other G1s are optional, but highly recommendedIf you have dirt aptitude, add dirt. If you have sprint aptitude, add sprint.
>>561205584Yeah she gives me slightly depressed and not-so-slightly autistic vibes. Could be the lack of vegetables.
Umazing!
>>561205238Lucky. I made this and thought she was bretty good until I realized she had no spurt, so I threw a temper tantrum and quit.
>>561205731It really sucks. Yeah, when she first came out in JP maybe they didn't have her outfit finished, but for global they could just port over the 3D model from JP. Cygames really put the bare minimum effort into global...
>>561205663the rival race has a chance at a skill (relevancy depending upon goals) or +10 stats on winning. if you land +10 random stats then that's already what the minor epithets will give you. if you want to tryhard then you just make up for the deviation somewhere else.
>>561205502>lose niggata junior stakesglue>lose asahi fsglue>lose hopeless stakes glue>lose triple crown glue>fail triple crownglue>creek didn't finish her event chain by end of classic yearglue>didn't get groundwork from either of my inspirationsglue
>>561205697>>561205747I meant for the non-G1 races, like if all my trainings happen to be bad on those race days.
>>561205664Your issue is low wit, this stamina can consistently survive with 1 gold if you have high enough wit
>Team Certain VictoryI just realized I can do a triple Victory CM team >Anime Teio's Certain Victory>Taiki's Shooting for Victory>Kittasan's Victory Cheer
Oyakodon with the fake ojousama
>>561205393
>>561205663I just use https://uma.guide/agenda-planner/ and see if doing a race ends up giving more stats because of epithet bonuses vs training.
>>561205791I fucked up the cropping, trying again
>>561205852my most recent run was awful. i was out of clocks mid-classic. shops were ass and scrambling to salvage meant my agenda was useless.end result was an SS.
>Mcqueen being Big Mac is canon
>>561205696Because 6 out of 10 Umas end up marrying their trainers
>>561205879There's no point in worrying about it, you get all of those epithets for free if you're racing enough essentially
>>561205981>just in ca-ACKNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>561205828Because releasing this pure sex beast with her complete outfit would have made global enter estrus trance and that's dangerous
finally getting kicked out since launchish, guess ill be in the rubber band phase for MANT because im not autistically redoing everyone asap
>>561205897You're right, come to think of it. I remember doing calculations for Pisces in the umalator and the difference between 600 and 800 wit is surprising in how it influences the stam requirements.>t.0lb Finemo, you just don't get the same witline with Tachyon/Sunday
>>561205664>1167+2>end>spurt rate 75%that seems wrong.
>>561205957I can't be assed to do this while playing on my phone on the bus...
Haru Urara's Transcendent Team of Eternal Perfection has somehow collected itself and defeated Team Zenith.
>>561205983No UG = glue
I just wanted to take screenshots of my Pisces team in the new MV now that I just finished all three of them but I was so moved by how cute everyone was while gushing about them that I started tearing up...
>>561206089wit and maybe he skipped the mant gold
>>561206019The jinx was no match for Dia
>>561206089>spurt rateI swear this was never talked about during libra much at all compared to pisc
I hate that this game NEVER addresses how racist the starting gate manufacturers are against Taiki Shuttle.
>>561205897>>561206080no idea what "enough wit" is but my tamamo >>561204807 is apparently 95% so somewhere around there I guess
>got NTR 1LB from free rollsDo I commit? Is this thing even better than kitasan in newer scenarios like beach and hot spring?
>>561206276It's a gaslight value from the VF cord website that didn't exist during libra
>>561206309>Is this thing even better than kitasan in newer scenarios like beach and hot spring?Anon...
Got a godrun Taishin for this cm, thoughts?
>>561206315Mommy..
>>561206309only commit if you know you're going to MLB it and won't need those carats otherwiseno, it's useless after TB because the TE doesn't ramp up fast enough in the next two scenarios before it's powercrept out of existence
>>561206028True...
>>561205098I want to train Kitasan and VBourbon but I'm autistic so I need to read their career story first (7 chapters + URA) before I can put them through MANT hell, but that takes too long and I'm lazy.
>>561206370wit too low
>>561206276we didwe just called it "delayed spurt" and some anons were specifically trying to keep it hush hush
>>561206261good taste.
>>561206370girls are cuter when they're retarded
>>561206309NTR is worthless after MANT, she relies on high fan counts which you don't get in other scenarios
>>561206370lil bwo thinks he's climbed a mountain but he's only overcame a boulder
>>561203078TEIO! > Dia > Kachow >>>>>>>>>>>>> Kita
>>561206370No long S means glue
>>561206089It's the wit, I don't have Finemo so my ends are all fucking retarded. The one time I highroll wit on Golshi, get 1200/1100/1100/500/800 +3 golds on my fucking f2p shit deck, I don't get Spurt, so the entire attempt was worthless, she'll never win a race in Group A. That's been the biggest disappointment in Uma Musume so far for me. Fuck me that hurt. I'm never highrolling like that again.
>>561206330i believe you simply because ive been in the thread every CM and while spurt rate is talked about a little every CM, it has been legit massive increase all of a sudden of pisc. Like 5-10x the mentions>>561206402thats the best lie you could come up with?
>>561205663wait there are g2/g3s that give epithets too?fuck me
>>561206370This is Unity Cup statline
>>561205269>Creek didn't get full gauge until SUMMER>can't even run Kita because of the RBThe potential is there, just need this gay voucher
>>561206542you naturally get them if you've been playing MANT right
>>561203053>Whoops! I slipped drugs into your drink trainer~ Also, I added your name to the flight log, we will marry on the trip to Satono Island
>>561206542anything with junior in the nameanything with umamusume in the namethe dirt races around classic summer
fenomeno,wonder acute. please accelerate faster cygay
>>561206008She's a big Mejiro.
>>561206603sometimes I switch them up from the schedule I copied to chase rival races or from g2 to g3 and different race lengths etc
Oshi LOVE
>>561203305>>561203053succubus
>>561205414>>561205434Naruhodo...
playing MANT is a form of psychological torture
>>561206737This but Unity
Why did i get 2 dresses in the mail?
>>561206542>>561206641also the country-related one needs a G2/G3 race, unless you're running in both turf and dirt G1s
>>561206737I find it to be far more fun than URA or Unity.
>>561206663For you.
so who is /uma/ picking tomorrow with the free selector, because it feels like everyone is picking creek
>>561206538Delayed spurt is a conspiracy to try and get you to waste those precious skill pointsJust build enough stamina to survive the race
>>561205981
>>561206834I have 0LB Creek and either MLB or 0 of anything else I'd want, so holding both until the next time I pull supports
>>561206394Iinchou racing silk is so visually appealing, one of the best if not the best outfit, it looks so silky smooth and comfy, and the gem adornments with the ribbons are super cute
Mfw I see fronts with under 1000 wit that borrowed Mayano for restless
>>561206763You need to look pretty for when your umas umapyoi you trainer, now sing along
>>561206848i became suspicious of the 'delayed spurt' some pushed a while ago when they claimed late race recoveries delay your spurt
cm11 rooms doko
>>561206763Put on the dress, danchou
>>561206834Creek but she is not relevant for the next 3 CMs.
when do you go the tiara vs the triple crown route in MANTBLAZER
>>561206834I'm picking Creek because I already MLB'd Finemo with my paid selector
>>561206704Fine Motion sex
>>561205981i need rob roy and ryan to do this
>>561206858She's so fucking cute
>>561206834Creek of course.
well fuck... I just learned that if an uma is the same old parent it fucks everything upall my runs...
>>561206834finemo, I MLB'd creek
>>561204146Typical demonic behavior
>>561207000Late race is the best time to have your recoveries because its when youre using the most stamina
>>561207040Tiara if you don't have stam sparks for Kikka Sho or if you don't have long aptitude, ideally you also add the sprint rotation since you can't do STS either
>>561199809Nice one
>>561207040If your Uma can run longs you go for the Triple CrownIf she can't then you go for the Tiara
>>561206834I might be the only one here who has 4lb Creek but 3lb Kita, the suffering can end
>>561207040if you're not going to have 600+ stamina and long aptitude by haruten, go tiara
>>561207158Umamusume is misinformation gameThe more misinformation you spread, the higher your winrate
>>561207113Cletus...
>>561207113please elaborate
Why does FATWA have good long but WODKA has zero long stats
>>561207158>>561206848oguribros...
>>561207303Yes, Oguri Cap is my Oshi, how could you tell?
NOOOOOOI expected some secret event desu
Why couldn't you have gotten 2nd place instead of Shakur.
>>561207365it tanks your affinity
>>561207040Just as a sidenote, if you're going for Tiara you need to run QE2 twice. You can skip QE2 if you go for crown.
>>561206912I would say it's easily a top 5 all time racewear for the series. Maybe the best. The color scheme is really eyecatching and the outfit just looks great. I have both Crown and Diamond in the top 5 as well. I'd have to really think about the last two spots though.
>>561207390Because Vodka jobbed at Arima Kinen
i WILL goomble on angling for pacers what gave it away?
>>561207460why not just skipp both QE2 then
>>561207436
>>561207247long and hard has been your suffering, but truly it's over now. Even when Speed Pasa is in the game, I bet Kitasan will still be used, she's great for front runners.
>>561207390Almond fraud syndrome
Smug Shichi
Hmmm yes today I will press wit training for 20 turns in a row
Can Umas beat Baki characters?
>>561207564you lose out on the best epithet name
>>561207585
>>561207419>-30k carats>-three weeks of semen retentionIt's over..
>>561207395They need to retcon her design right away and make her hair permanently stuck in a ponytail. How have they not corrected this design oversight?
>>561206912I definitely agree that it's one of the best. I've never given much thought as to which racing silks are the best but NTR's might just be it.
>>561207303People dont want to believe you when youre telling them the truth, because its not what they want to hearSo just tell them what they want to hear, even if its not true
>>561206834I'm probably hoarding mine. I could use it on my Creek and get her to mlb, but after this CM she disappears and I probably won't use her again for the rest of MANT CMs. On the other hand, it doesn't make sense to use her on my Finemo, because my Finemo is 0lb, 1lb Finemo is a brick. I'm rolling on SMaru in August so maybe I'll use the selector there if I luckshit a bunch of Finemos. Or I'll get drunk and use it on Creek one weekend.
>>561207414Yeah, no events. It was nice nonetheless.
>>561207740
>>561205349It's a pretty evergreen ult still used in JP today, it just hasn't been used for the 2 CMs because Capricorn 400m zone was where late race started, so any velocity was wasted there, and I'd be surprised if someone fit her in their Aquarius dirt parents. But hereon out, it'll see more use.
It's Bourbon, not Barbin.
but WHEN are we getting Ms Victoria the REAL prize for CMs?
>>561207713but I can't get the Lady title if I'm doing Triple Crown route regardless right
>>561207875I will be saving this Shakur, thank you
>>561207754This. If I say Super Creek is my wife, don't tell me that she's not.
I think both daring strike and NSM are gaslightsJust get more raw stats, settle with nimble, and get more hints for other useful skills instead
>>561207898grand live
>>561207883
>>561208008NSM is really good
>>561207905yeppers
>>561208018large concert*
>>561208130so i can skip both QE2 races, crown route
>>561208183yeppers, just like i said >>561207460>You can skip QE2 if you go for crown.
reminder to buy your navigation skills
>>561208253But your aces should be parents too and should have all the race affinity
>if you have TTL you don't need groundwork and can just get a velocity skill insteadwow that makes it so much easier
>>561205098>Trying to get 2*blue, 2*mile/long, and minimum 4 good whites for my parents>Yesterday was a dud on six different attempts, 2*blues on shit like turf or pace/late style pinks, one attempt I was tired and forgot to buy Groundwork but whites sucked with 1*wit, sad it was the one time I saw 3*mileI fully accept anything I build will begin once registration starts and be rushed yet be getting me minimum 3rd A Finals.
>>561207875I love that uma
>>561206834Is NTR on it?I pulled two copies of her and I'd be willing to blow 140 pulls for a spark if the selector works on her.
>>561208375the longer the distance, the less important groundwork is. has nothing to do with TTL.
Ugly Uma
my favorite part of long races in career is that if you DO have the stats it's always an absolute blowout they are always 8+ lengths
>>561208008I half-agree and half-disagree. You can still win without them but if you can get your hands on NSM and/or Daring Strike without gimping your uma then you should.
>>561208435noppers
>>561207494I'm a huge fan of Bakushin's for the same reason. So my list (not in any order)>Bakushin>Iinchou>King Halo>Curren Chan>MaruzenskyArdan is in there too, but her racewear has a different tone, it's not sleek like the ones in my list.
>mood down right before summer>no cupcake all runinstant glue
>>561208440People love to complain about rng shitfest on cm but hate long cm where everything is almost consistent.
>>561208438Don't talk about my wife like that
>>561208437you still want some accel at the start of the race, TTL is just conveniently benefiting from the track length bonus more due to how it's a bigger burst for less duration than gwand also doesn't require you to jump through 6 layers of rng
>>561208440Stamina checks do be like that, torenasan
Wow the chains not finishing is fukt in URA too. Even my SR chain didn't finish. They really did an absolute number to the game just to get the accupunturist back.
>>561208440skills are still really important. This >>561205810Gold Ship isn't winning anything
>>561207493
>>561208649>lolicon>>561208713Brown umas are ugly.
>>561208603you're always at the mercy of rng even in longs, there is no "consistent". Even if you could raw stat the stam requirements you are actually using recoveries instead so you can pump power and wit (mediums).I'd say it hurts more because long rng is fucking crushing since you're going to die and lose by 9 lengths if you whiff the recovery, while pachinko sprint/miles you'll lose by a bit so it doesn't feel as bad unless you get extremely bad positioning, miss all your skills and go all the way to the back
>>561208742Buddy, the post you're replying to says "in career"
>>561208735Had a URA run where Bakushin didn't even start her groundwork event
Inject your Dia propaganda right into my veins and make me dump all my carats
i wonder who she mains...
My trainee became a witch...
>>561208807the mogging...
Post brown umas
dotobros... he's gonna make it to his birthday, right?
>>561207748bro she's a jannu
>>561208921..............that's embarrassingI'm going to bed
>>561200146I just noticed this, and came here to talk about it.Surely I can't be the only person who is hype about this.I have 4 Aoharu umas on TT with level 9 bond that are about 50-90% of the way to hitting max. I just want to get them to max already so that I can replace them someone else. I could just retrain the old uma for TT but that feels like a waste of time when their bond is already so high, and I know that I'm just gonna have to replace them with someone else soon anyway.
I don't care about cock hungry umas the epsatono propaganda can't get me
>>561209018what 30 years of hating opera does to an mf
>>561209071She's shit
Name a more erotic uma than Mihono Bourbon
>>561208603Turf mile and medium is fun because I can use literally whatever I feel like with minimal effort because there are multiple sources of RNG that effect the race, They're super fun to build for because trying to make your oshi work is fun when you have so many options.Long CMs so far have been "Use these exact skills and exact stats or get raped if you deviate slightly or can't get them" and it's because most of the RNG is in the career run and not the actual race.
>>561209018500 kilograms of pure hatred and evil
so dia's ult is just a worse pulse that won't get the enhanced version most of the time?
>>561209018Why is his leg radioactive
>>561209140yesyou rike?
>>561209018why is his hind leg malachite colored
>>561209016
>>561209121>removing her 2hu hatdid she die
>finally have GOOD shops>don't have the monies to buy them alli hate this game
>>561209330King Halo's mom did nothing wrong
>>561209330Should have been Kingus actual mom in game
>>561209330When do I get to train this one?
>>561209152>>561209195it's medicine they use on farm animals, doto probably had some wound they had to clean
>>561209123
>>561208947
>>561209363that's her dad
>>561209445Me on the right
I have made a grave mistake and if I don't make it into B finals it is wholly deserved.
>>561209502Her dad is ugly
>>561209445why bamboo memory
Why haven't they fixed the kanji text in the menu?
>>561209140yea her NY ult sounds a lot better +super cute so begrudgingly ill likely be waiting. Rough 6m but also kinda hate her og racewear so
>>561209445putting the slop in yurislop
>>561209535>>560848602
>>561209535>>561198683
>>561209445Why is Bamboo Memory there?
>>561209667>>561209704Now kiss
>>561209719Why not?
>>561209564>>561209719She attracts gyarus
can you get this in MANT or does the epithet not trigger
>>561209631I'm probably not going to be playing anymore in 6 months so I just pulled dia now to enjoy her story.
>>561209018Doto's a fighter, he'll live until he's ready to go.
>>561209564 >>561209719
>>561209826You can still obtain it. My Fuji got it yesterday.
Who is more evil Doto or Rice
>>561209828>lying this hard
>>561209843I see the appeal
I'm starting to think akikawa is the cat
>>561210065stop nooticing
wtf is this
>>561210065you're not ready for that knowledge
anons for a late surger what would in this case? prof of curvature VS corner adept + triump pulse
I haven't used end closers before or built goldship for CMs, yes I am gold brickedWhat skills do you want for ends in CMs like this other than EC corner/straight and straightaway spurt Why is pace so fucked man, my umas are pacers
>>561210065and Northern Taste is the hUMAn
>>561209934 >>561209564 >>561209719Crap that was the wrong one. I can't find the one that happens later in that scene where the two of them start swimming in the air. Dreamer -something- -something- swimmer.
i already rested 3 times after hopeless stakes is the run over
>>561210065Sayonara, torena-san.
>>561208572>mood down immediately into race>lose by less than a length
>>561210285>rested 3 timesGlue factory
>>561209445
>>561210193Curvature can double proc
>>561210379stop spamming this shit
>>561209843haven't seen this one since it was first posted
>>561210234>Daring Strike>SS>Maybe another mid race skill or two if you can afford it after your recoveries.Seriously it's a front dominated CM just cope with something and go next.>SpoilerPace will have their time and one of their best parents is coming next month.
is Feature fact any worth for late surgers? I got dia but this skill says you gotta be on the first half when entering late race...
>>561210234long corner straightthe speed greensthe strategy savvyProf of Curvature, straight adeptTail held highNimble navigatorI don't know nigger the shit that has an impact
>>561210432We need to kill yurifags
>>561199890Based and same. So since the day is almost over, need a status report. Were we bricked up today or not?
>>561210395true... then how about thisFeature fact vs slip stream vs Triump pulse
>>561209828pulling umas is always the right decision. Im not letting cm rustle my jimmies anymore so ill still casually play until the new umas aren't as appealing Also im sparking blaze 1000%
>>561210508Calm down, mohammad.
>>561210508isn't it a bit too early for SEA hours
>>561210171its me FIRIN MAH LASOR
we all know the chalk and the pickles are the most absurd mood down events, but which ones are completely understandable or even relatable?
>>561210618>Im not letting cm rustle my jimmies anymore so ill still casually play until the new umas aren't as appealingBricked account
>>561210665For Kita and for the ojii-san
Of course the run with mediocre parents got me 3* sta and mile sparks.
>>561210618>Also im sparking blaze 1000%Same but I'm a tryhard metafag
>>561210630>>561210636what did seabros do to you la
>>561210447low IQ specimens...
>>561210787make low quality posts
>>561210754the shittier the run, the better chance for 3*s
>>561210310Why is Tosen such a bitch?
Wasted clocks to solo front running without a massive stat advantage until I set her to paceNext race I wasted another clock to running pace against fronts
>>561210787Seething at yuri is SEA behaviour due to their muslim roots and lower IQ compared to their mediterranean equivalents there is a high chance a post comes from Indonesia if you see someone oddly angry at girls being gay.
>>561210665Ayabe spills coffee on her notebook (in which she writes all of her important training notes) in one of her mood down events, which, depending on the damage done, would understandably put her in a bad mood for days. The migraine events seem to be the most realistic though. If you've got a migraine you're not going to be happy.
Man I love SEGA... imagine I said in that one voice.
>>561210751meanwhile Helios >HEY UNC SIT DOWN
>>561210940She gets moody if she isn't getting fucked by old men.
Does Taiki has a conversation for her birthday other Uma(s) on the home screen or am I just going back to the title screen over and over for nothing?
This is the best stamina card ever
>Zero clocks going into TSS
>>561211220No
>>561211220>t. Nishino Flower
>>561211220She AGAEMASEN'd me the first time I used her and I decided I'm never using her again
>>561211041Air Shakur waiting room
>>561210618>Also im sparking blaze 1000%Same
>>561210518A little bit, but I'm still in cooldown mood. And sleepy.
>>561211332
>>561210618
>Borrow yeppers because I was tired of somehow not getting Nimble Navigator despite Finemo, sparks, and events for it after like ten failed runs>Get Teio a couple turns in during Junior
>>561211269Why can't you faggots just use english normally and stop pretending like you're some expert of the language? Your retarded japanese usage doesn't even make sense to begin with.
>>561211587This is bait.
>>561211528>That smile
>>561211587we agemasen a fuck, bitch.
>>561211620I almost fell for it.
>>561211587gomenasorry...
>>561199068>rabbit suzukaPost her pleasemy rabbit suzuka dies like a bitch
>>561211587agæmasen
>>561211587バカかお前
>>561211587AGEMASEN
any way to turn off the new 3rd announcer? Her voice grates me...
>>561211549
I miss my wife Mumei, so I'm rolling for Dia, how bout you folks?
>>561211587willnotgive
>>561211865FAT FUCK
>>561211943I am not sparking for a late surger even if she resembles one of my dead wives and has some fat tits.
>>561211587watch the anime
I was planning on borrowing a haru guts card which cards should I run in my guts deck
>>561211943I already got her. Going to finish her senior year later today, it's way too late and I need to sleep.>>561212080So you'll break the jinx and get her before sparking, right?
>>561212061It must suck to be Stego in a career that's one where she doesn't meet Trainer. Imagine knowing exactly how your career is going to turn out and still just following down the same path, knowing you'll lose and lose and lose until that one single win. Especially with what she actually said, how "all she could do was to keep believing in herself". It must really hurt.
>>561212201>I was planning on borrowing a haru guts cardAnon..
>>561211943i decided to get both kita and dia but this game made me rolls 70 times with nothing, not even other 3* spooks, i'll get her for sure but i risk not having something for summer maru SSR
>>561211491I want to turn air shakur into a cute girl
>>561212201Don't run a guts deck if you're too much of a newfag to have a free, non-time limited SSR
Which uma is for me?picrel is me
>diafags are vtumors
>>561212326That shit cost too much
>>561212080no mooming
>>561212362nutter brian
if im at 0 energy, can't race and no one on wit training what should i do.
>>561212315Air shakur is a cute girl
>>561211528id be so salty as a jp that bancho still doesn't have a 2nd alt, although cy is beyond baffling on that front with multiple first year popular uma
>>561212232does she know there are multiple universes too?
>>561212372>That shit cost too muchAnon..?
>>561212228She will have to join the same way as everyone else did and spook me while I'm pulling for fronts.
>>561212370Don't you remember what Teiofag said? There's an unusual amount of vtuber (Almost all Hololive) fans /here/ that play Umamusume.
>>561211943If only she didn't reveal that she didn't actually have a throat problem after quitting would have still like her. I swear they all break immersion after quitting.
>>561212441rest
>>561212370The general has +30 vtuberfags and 28 of them watched a Japanese company while two follow a quirky chinese 'canadian' one.
>>561212451Yeah. She knows about the real Stay Gold, knows about his career, and some events (Suzuka for example) but she doesn't know as much as, say, Neo Universe. Her story is basically her veering off the path to go on her own Journey and to find her OWN "gold", which in the real Stay Gold's case was the Hong Kong Vase. Turns out her own gold is (you)
Honestly not too bad for lowrolling stam.
>>561212370Vtuber franchise.
>>561212593>spoilercute
>>561212441you can race0 energy races don't ALWAYS kill you, but I wouldn't risk it more than once
>>561212362Yaeno Muteki is pretty martial artsy.
How long do I have to wait for my wife?
uma musume is an idol game after all
>>561212702December unless they accelerate harder.
Yo! Checkit!Checkit!
>>561212646https://youtu.be/G7RmGsHxv-Q
>>561212679>>561212441The first race at 0 is almost free
will my horse be ok if it's a little bit retarded
>>561212482
>>561212593she ends her story with that phrase? that would be kino
>>561212829girls and anons are cuter when theyre retarded
>>561212362All of them.
90% of all pointless junior year losses are caused by pace down mode.run your tama on front G.
>>561212892But muh skills from rival races
>>561212793yeah, even the 2nd is extremely easy to take if you have cupcakes. If I'm doing well with coins (usually am) I buy a skin creme or the universal debuff remover so there truly is no big risk on these. it's race 3 you obviously don't do.
>>561212631I take it back, Serenity is NOT consistent. Seemed to be when I was testing using a scuffed one earlier. Noted...
>>561212892doesn't aptitude affect stats tho
>>561212967mostly wit which affects positioning a littleand probably kills you if you get rushed on meds
>>561212706Songs are shit
>>561212847No. After telling "Stay Gold" that the journey she went with (you) is something that belongs to her, and not him, she asks him if her journey wasn't bad and it "goes quiet" (she loses the connection) and she decides to take a nap but you interrupt it (she had fucked off somewhere and you go off to find her). It ends with you guys going on a new journey together.
satono is so FUCKING BORING holy shit she's just stale bread, no wonder gooners are the loudest for her, it's the only thing she has going on lmaoo
>>561212892except if you're playing frontsthen it's because you don't have 350 spd
>>561212892what >>561212930 says is true and more important. Rival race wins reward you with skills for the style you raced in. Long gone are the days of running career on the "safe style" then buying skills for your real style at the end. To some extend, if you want to not hate your life, you gotta run on style
I think Dia is cuter than Kitasan in every way so she has that going for her
>>561213146Duramente is cuter than them both.
Agree with Seiun Sky
>>561213109Gooners and argentinians
>>561213160Lol lmao
When did Riceposters become as evil as Dotoposters?
>>561213146I am having a double paizuri with both
>>561213207>>561213207>>561213207
>>561212930>>561213136name a good end closer specific white skill that isn't straightaway spurt.
>>561212793so if im at 0 energy. 1 20-hp recovery and on 3rd race i should always just rest? or gamble on wit hit
>>561213160…on opposite day
>>561213109Bro I already criticized diafags with a rice image a few minutes ago. if you keep doing it you're gonna start a rivalry between ricefriends and diafags...
>>561212847Its part of her epilogue, she is in the middle of one of her trips when her trainer finally finds her (after watching after all the other goldlings careers come to fruition and departs from tracen to find stego)He joins as her one and only travel partnerPractically a hallmark channel movie ending
>>561213193
>>561213238Corner/Straightaway, Early Start/After School Stroll hints if you're buying Daring Strike or Go Home Specialist
>>561213160I agree with you but this had nothing to do with Duramente
>>561213243If you're running three races on 0 energy then use a bottle on the 2nd to stay safe (and gamble on the bottom race outcome), or the 3rd race if you're feeling like high rollingThis also depends on consumables, don't do retarded shit if you don't have skin cream or a cupcake
>>561213254better than being a house husband I guess
>>561213238end closer straightawaysend closer cornersearly start for cheaper daring strikeintense gaysafter school stroll if golshi for cheaper go-home specialist>>561213358you can't just say what i was gonna say but faster and in fewer words...
Rice is so dumb
>>561213251idc, im just upset that i read all her bullshit story on the URA finale and its boring, i bet her dedicated 7 part story is just her fucking around with infinite money and being a nepo baby, parading her jinx bullshit and her favourite drink being water with SALT
>>561213431but enough about Rice
>>561213251>>561213109>Rice VILLAIN so dull that the only thing her fags do is lash out at other Umas and their fansHmm...
https://x.com/i/status/2035722070966124841is this what it's like to be umapyoi'd
we are the only ones not having their senses dulled by gooning just slightly diafags probably have brain death and are only kept alive by gooning, they'd shrivel and die like a rodent if they were deprived of satono goon pics
>>561213109>>561213251>>561213702>>561213563Kys you bored subhuman>>558830816
>>561214651Drink bleach you obnoxious faggot, your death will be celebrated and applauded
>>561211454Thank you for the status report. That's [Good news]! Please continue to get bricked up for Ardan at your leisure. Love, love. Ardan.
