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Another total gogurt victory
what the gogurt?
you can either slander or defend Airi in Eimi momotalk
>>561213487
>>561213608It's not slander if it's true.
>>561213317Not again
Look how cute my wife is...
>>561213608>defend chocomint>Eimi rape me>dont defend chocomint>The whole A.S.S rape methe choice is oblivious here
is the federal student council headquarters sanctum tower or is it separate
is sensei the most sexually abused MC in gacha industry?
>>561213616
Akane Love!Time to sleep
>>561213881>Pointing a gun at something you do not intend to destroyThe well trained rabbit squad would NEVER
>>561213881Share one example where Sensei experienced sexual abuse.
gogurt is the dumbest meme evershit dont even make sense
Momoi is a looney tunes character
>>561213881I am not that big
>>561213960kek
>>561213317what's a gogurt
For me it's Hoshino
>>56121401967
>>561214238hikari
>>561214017Seia
>>561214017every TA\GA season when you two digit sensei is a sexual abuse
I hate mundays
>>561214426where porn?
Is it time to drop defenses after claiming coins?
>>561214483lasagne
>>561214238>>561214274I am getting the Aoba plush only
>>561214274>>561214425that's the face of a motherfucking gangster
Who asked for this?
Where can I get Ibuki cosplaying child gf?
I got #1 through refresh last season, it's not worth doing that twice right?
>>561213317GOGURT THREAD!
>>561214784just be yourself
post kei gogurt
>>561214784depends on how confident you are in hitting top 10
bing bing wahoo
>>561214483
>>561214850
is the pvp reset in 3 hours?
>>561214858I don't invest my team particularly hard so I climb to plat and claim everyday
>>56121502924 hours
>>561214948
>>561215061which student should we use?
>>561215143just bee yourself
>>561215143megu
>>561215061About 21 hours*If there's no maintenance
>>561213997you know people use sights for reconnaissance all the time right?
>>561215250There is in fact maintenance tomorrow
Damn chinks never uploading the raws.
kayoko pube fumes
Start liking plain girls
>>561215330She looks cuter that way imo
>>56121502915
My precious desert rose.
>>561215561you have Hinatism
It is now the end of PVP season.Post defense.
>pubesnah bro
>>561215818...Maybe
>posting porn of ugly irrelevant girl to make her the topic of conversation for like 15 minuteshow sad
can i just use students i like in pvp does it matter
>>561216059yesyes
>>561216059Sure if you don't care about the rewards
why did konkoa flop?
>>561216059just bee yourself
>>561216116tsuchinokotsuchinoko
>>561216116When was the last permanent who didn't flop?
Izumi really is growing on me. I wish I had her last alt.
>>561216056>>561216116Hello monkey.
>>561213707It's all your fault. Why didn't you bake? Personally, I think it would've been better if the image used was that Hina pic that was posted a couple of hours ago
>>561215838
Well? Did you?
fubuki worked overtime
It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.
I want Koharu to choke on my cock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmFI3h8EIyM
>>561214782MeBut I'm upset they didn't also release dress Izuna.
another week with no makoto 3d and im gonna lose it
>>561216537sex
>>561216537SEX
>>561216367Why did doomposting flop?
>>561215838>>561216449These anons HATE boobs
>>561216525Yes. I've know she's autistic for years
>>561215808I like how Kei called out Ako's exposed chest.
Sora won
https://x.com/raw_beef_tw/status/2035949094557061475?s=20so much hype for the shupofumos that niggas are quoting Lolita
>>561216812Anon...
>>561215838I'm ready
stop posting that shit nigga
>>561216968She's fucking cute too
>>561216812Breasts are gross and vulgar. I like my girls a rectangle.
>>561215838game FUCKING over
⋮⋮⋮⋮⋮⋮⋮⋮⋮⋮( ᓀ‸ᓂ)
>>561217023daaaaaaaaaaaamn
So, when you run out of gold fusion keystones, are you meant to just start using the +20 gifts directly, or hoard them?Does the answer change depending on whether you have a stockpile of regular keystones to sustain continuous crafting?
>>561215808why's ako like this
>>561215838My usual tryhard comp, yes I'm that guy
>>561217129Big EOS lips.
>>561217249Flustered Kei is cute.
>>561217207If you craft to node 3 you won't have enough gold keystones for every gift.
>>561217064how about triangles?
giantess asuna fetish
Rabu wears black panties?
are we rolling tomorrow?
>>561217409white
>>561217427I'm rolling for Miyako
>Our sister game introduced a tranny chibiHow does BA do it? It just never misses unlike the other gacha
So what's the meta attack comp for next season?
>>561217578Which game is that again?
>>561217578who tf is our sister gamwe
>>561217578we have boys with pussies, how are we any different?
>>561217578New RX update doko?
>>561217669sar neru basically women....
https://x.com/negiumaya/status/2035835763179585761I love Ako's saggy cow tits
>>561213616Is it supposed to say that
>>561217752wouldn't it be in korean if this wasn't on purpose?
I would rather have a GookAko thread ngl.
>>561217578what the fucking sister game
>>561217578Sad reality...
Confess
Iroha is the perfect woman
Iroha floppdd
>>561217737why is sensei like this
>>561215838good riddance fuck this dogshit season the last 2 I was hanging between 10-30 and every day this one I'm fighting for my life for top 100
>>561218001probably means that you're bad
>>561217903im repeatedly repost a hit post from twitter here to get some (You)s.
>>561217891How do these freaks keep getting hired to kill games?
>>561217903I want to hug Ichika while Konoka embrace me from the back so that Ichika's wings can envelop us all
>>561218026tongue my anus
>>561217903im muslim
>>561217935Onto my bed
>>561217915>Iroha is the perfect onaholeFtfy.
Favorite plushie out of these?
so why does konoka wear the mask? if I take it off, will she die
>>561217578fucking sisters
>>561218001This is not unique to the season because it's a result of the cooldown being reduced to 30s.Instead of people just going on maintenance mode by using one hit for the daily they now just spam out all their hits. I went from just sitting in the top 100 and maybe having to beat my way back by doing an extra hit or two twice a week to dropping out almost every day immediately after the change.The new season will not be different.
why fag here so scared of her?
>>561217891I actually did some research and yeah, it turns out the localizers just shoved their they/them pronouns in there themselves. Their cope is "muh for this character everything is just a dream" blah blah blah, so supposedly it "looks better stylistically in the text" or some shitSince devs don't want to get involved with KR incels, I think they'll fix this...maybe
>>561218219Aoba
>>561218289extremely painful
>>561218219why its look so fucking bad, old chocopunis looks better for my opinion
>>561218313It’s no surprise the peak of feminine charm would scare homosexuals
>>561214238>>561214274Would be pretty cool if we can take off the hat
/
Where can you see what the pvp gimmick is? "Indoor 3" isn't helping much.
>>561217578What game?
is this the new cop student you guys keep raving about?
>>561218313I am intimidated by her raw sex appeal
>>561218496Sex
>>561218458
>>561218295is this John Nexons attempt to make me roll for the PvP meta girls so I don't have to deal with this shit? because I'm not gonna do it
>>561218547I don't think I've ever heard of the Japanese name "Sex" before
>>561218219Both shupos, Aoba looks good too. I think this is the only school that has all good-looking plush
STINKY WOMAN SEXO
my theory is Nexon has run out of idea for students personality they reinventing popular students. new students released from the past 2 years feels too similiar with other students from different school.
>>561217023you do realize it's your fault for being an annoying avatarfag?
>>561218426That is chocopuni, GSC just got better lighting
where is pvp guide for next season?
>>561218701>chinkshit
What would I do without macros, seriouslyDo you think there are people out there who actually click through these things 100+ times listening to everything every time?
Guh
>>561218701Next school should be a bunch of chuu2 shonen larpers
Didn't even have to think about that one
>>561218414she's a big girl
>>561217903I always choose Shiny over Flower on the third node because I think furniture spooks are fun
>>561218758>chibi pornGUH!
>>561218753I like hearing Rabu
>>561218784they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother
The sun is coming up, that's my cue to go to bedGn /bag/
Why are people not saving 3 coins for tomorrow?
what happens if I gurt all my yogurt inside arisu's usb port
>>561219000oh yeah you're right. I'll have to put some AP into that after reset
>>561217427>some poor souls here didn't get spooked by q.Tomoe yetSucks to be you.
https://x.com/3letter_/status/2035722117895909884
>>561217578You do realize we have a lot of tranny bait characters like Haruka and Koharu?
>>561217578>>561217891I play trickcal, and I can tell you with confidence that their translators are simply shit at the job, it's just barely above MTL, or maybe it's just straight up MTL because none of the puns translation make sense. Probably some shit like KR/JP version not having any pronoun so the translation doesn't use he/she.Like look at this shit. >Harp versionIt's Half anniversary>IveliteIt's IfritDramafags are the worst, there's no agenda here, they're just bad at the job.
>>561217903I pitied sKanna last time her banner ran.
>>561219264You wish, discord troon.
everyone cheers when it's a retarded gogurt thread but everyone jeers when it's a cool gookako threadI don't get it
>>5612158383 nerus
Huge
>>561219264Let's not forget Aoba.
>>561219297How is that a sin
>>561219275I'd say minimal effort because mtl occasionally gives absolute sovl.
>>561219182she looks hot but she's only good for Goz or SRKR so whatever fuck her>>561219430>Aoba>a troonnow I know you're trolling
>>561217440proofs?
>>561217619This is a good starting attack if you don't have a clue what the defense is that you are fighting.
>>561218219i might cave in and get thesedid they ever chocopuni the gamer gdds?
https://x.com/Nah625343/status/2035562821354922104
>>561217903I WANT TO FUCK DOGS
https://wplace.live/?lat=29.795120066486703&lng=-96.27618197197266&zoom=14.45788830966394
>not filtering ruskie faggotcan't tell if we're in nice guy hours or in newfag hours
>>561219764>¶I WANT TO FUCK DOGS
>>561219834>ruskie faggotI don't know who that is
>>561219792
>>561219643Okay and what if my bNell is 3 star unbuilt
>>561219834We're in early EU/SEA horny hours without faggot americans so it's usually slower and chill atmosphere at those times.He posts lewd students so go figure.
>>561219936gold
>>561218071
>>561219834You're the only one who gives a shit.
>>561219918>doesn't recognize cyrillic writinghe could be an ukrainian dog too but with rusia being so huge high chance he's from there
>>561219830hey, my Gosenzo is still there
monkey hours more like
>>561219921
>>561219792Since when owning photos of your precious students is a crime?
>>561219958Surely Miyako can do the job
>>561219963every anon that is repulsed by his posting has filtered him already>>561220054>monkey take your meds
do you think aru de-attaches her horn and use it to pleasure herself?
>woke up>my clear is no longer good enough for platI hate not being lucky in gacha but at least I'm lucky in my online ge.
>>561220147She's had enough sex at work.
>>561220192but work is work and self pleasure is self pleasure
Haha...
>>561220192This makes it sound like Aru is a hooker. Hot.........
>>561218219When are they gonna release the GDD plushies?
I want more blonde and blue-eyed students
>>561217903When I was in Japan I went to JAV DVD store and saw a sKanna/RQ Baltimore from Azur Lane cosplay video that looked like it was filmed in public without permission, it was kinda hot but also very weird.
>561217903I only confess to Mari posters not some porn posting ERPing hohols.
>>561219792Is there actually anyone with the authority to arrest sensei aside from the GSC president?
>>561217903I impregnated my mother in law while also expecting a child from my wife
>>561220418That's just good manners.
>>5612175781) Only release girl characters2) all girls are for sensei automatically3) never listen to redditfags who tell you to ignore rules one or two because it makes them "uncomfortable" or it's "problematic"4) yes the game is about dating your students, never let newfags and platonicfags "re-frame" what the game is for themselves because the game makes them uncomfortable, and they use headcanon to get around the "icky parts" in their head5) No yuri6) No males other than sensei ever (Gematria get a small pass because they're entirely non human, not really male, and they're entirely gay for sensei)Seems simple
>>561220316Aris has one, at least. But you had to buy one of those samsung flip phones to get it, I think. KR only.
Pat your students before it's too late!!!
>>561220418sounds like her faultcase dismissed
>>561220605
>>561219792SENSEI IS ABOVE THE LAW. GET FUCKED, PIG.
Not too bad. Yesod ended up being not as difficult as I was expecting. kokona and hanako worked just fine in replacement for imari and mreisa. Needed to borrow sMika unfortunately since I don't have her. How did the raid go /bag/?Everyone here is plat right?
>>561220703>visible tummyHow did they get away with this?
Time for pats.
Pat you are students
>>561220314Would you lick her tired body after a day at work?
>>561220757Why not? It's just tummy.
>>561220759>>561220760
>>561220730>Everyone here is plat right?rank 1800 currently so I guess
>>561217903I can't stop playing MMOs and Gachas and just want to go back to how I was when I was a kid and enjoying single player games.
>>561220757I allowed it.
>>561220982sniff
>11 hours left>1962/2000There's no way I'm making it into plat, right?
>>561220812if she's been servicing hung /bag/gots then yeah>>561220730post your teams please
Sensei, what are you doing?
do you even love your student if you don't jack off to her porn?
>>561221008>Anonymous 03/23/26(Mon)02:05:00 No.561221008▶right now stop posting
>>5612210081900 you would but 1960 prolly not
>>561221076>>Anonymous 03/23/26(Mon)02:05:00 No.561221008▶
>>561221018seriously answer, how do you even ejaculate this much? I really don't think this is physically possible for the average male
Roll for Takane next month
>>561221071I've pounded my shit to Suzumi and Fubuki more than any of the other girls.
do you even love your student if you don't tribute your studentwife and eat as healthy as possible to make your load as pearly white and cum as much as possible?
>>561213317https://www.pixiv.net/en/tags/%E3%81%94%E3%82%81%E3%82%A2%E3%83%AA%E3%82%B9/artworks
>>561221076wtf did you mean by that post>>56122111010h ago I was around 1940, maybe I can make it unless someone waits till the last hour to clear TA
>>561221148Time traveler here, I did that months ago.
>>561221182
>>561221142I sometimes do a session with a condom and I can honestly tell you I cum half this much which is still impressive I think. It's possible. if you done like 5 cumshots in a row into a condom you could fill it up nicely.
>>561221182What if she likes cleaning my smegma covered dick? Who am I to deprive her of this joy?
>>561221209Let's not forget not many EU players do raids during dead night time.
Isn't it silly PvP-teams day today?
>>561221405She doesn't and smegma is a shit fetish for small dicked asians usually.
>>561221359words were said
>>561221359but from a single load is just not possible, not matter how "virile" you are
>>561221439My ultimate cope is that I'm gonna go up due to cheaters getting banned I'm not sure if it works that way
>>561221142Sure, depends on the situationIf you're doing it every day you probably don't have much in the tank, people that do it daily tend to have a lot of negative side effects such as lower confidence and less sperm.If you take a day or two off, and really edge properly on the third day sometimes you can cum so much it feels like you're peeing Most people aren't really supposed to be jacking off four times a day.
STFU jagmeet
>>561221018It's 2T. First phase is this team with a borrowed sMika.
>>561217903I want to reenact Henrich Lossow's the Sin (1880) with a plump nun.
>>561221675stop making up words
>>561221609true, it would feel pretty good to be this healthy sensei though
>>561221697you managed to clear p2 with that one team?
Wonder how Kannafags are holding up lately https://x.com/i/status/2035928565708210599
>>561221897it's the optimal p2 team
trains is hard job
p2 torment without mSuzumi even possible?
>>5612220262T for P2
>>561222108she can act rather serious at times
>>561222132she's done-zo
>>561222026no just give up
Trinity scrimmage required me to upgrade and strategizeMillennium went down easyGehenna rapes me up the ass, fucking Haruka. No clue how to beat it.I am of course talking about Scrimmage B
>>561222108Where the fuck is the serika plushiefag when you need him
>>561222245ha you think I don't know you're the anon that is about to get kicked out of plat? my rank is 1700 so it doesn't matter if I do torment now, I'm still above you
>>561214832that’s a lot of ginseng
>>561222268>B
>>561222383I'm baby
>>561222268Isn't that one just do the Serina/Tsubaki toward Kayoko, take her out then finish off the rest?
>>561222343That's not me nigga, I'm not spiteful. If someone clears better than me he deserved it, I just hope I can stay afloat
>>561222374you're supposed to consume a lot of ginseng and celery if you play blue archivebeing skinny is also preferred for a sensei
>>561222268Get raped
>>561222414
>>561222403fucking love this guy's art
never fuck with hoshinigga
>>561222650everytime I see Satsuki I start humping the air like a dog. Take off her coat nexon
>>561222650They definitely did that on purpose
team for next pvp season?
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/142650040
Fat Shiroko status?
what did everyone’s Rabu farming yield? I ended up 17 eleph short of UE40 so I just bought the rest from the shopez ue60 in the rerun
>>561217578>create game aimed at heterosexual men accept woman as a bonus but explicitly make sensei male to force it to be straight ships, further isolating gay headcanons to the fringe >cater to every kind of taste a straight man could possibly like, from flats to milks, short to tall, girl failers to girl bosses, retards to geniuses, and everything in between. There is someone for (you) no matter your taste>virtually every student is appealing, there are genuinely only a few students I can personally say I dislike, the rest are average or higher>gunfaggery, collecting, making numbers go up autism enjoyers>classic early 2000s anime vibes>pure harem, every character is senseisexual>lore/students are rooted in real religions/cultures >themes largely aimed at positive masculine traits, taking responsibility, working hard, and the power of friendship.>mostly goofy, serious when it wants to be>devs are /ourguys/, actively goes out of their way to keep this particular straight man niche going>radioactive reputation, gatekeeps itselfUnironically S tier game. Other games fuck it up by trying to greed and appeal to literally everyone, instead of specializing in peak.
Why are hina posters stop making rhymes?
>>561222268Gehenna folds by using Tsubaki since they all do red damage. Use Serina to reposition her in the middle of the enemies to not get hit by mines etc. Kill Kayoko first since she can CC and deal high damage.
>>561222991How? Pyro refreshing?
>>561223091max bonuses, 4x PvP + 1 pyro refresh every day, also the 2-week AP pakeji
>>561223034Hina outofideasina
>
>>561222913
I swear to God they'll use Sensei's selling elementary graduation books to incriminate him in a future plot point. Down with the government
wild hunt summer will kill /bag/
>>561223216Selling? I thought he was buying.
I'm not reading all that
Summer Neru with just swimming trunks
>>561223205Fat shiroko dropped from the meta?
>>561223359It’s called male swimwear challenge and every flatty should do it
Jumby my beloved...
Miyo has tits???
>own every single student in the bonus students list for the chink winter eventI have never been this prepared before Shame it’s not a very lucrative event
hina riding a banana
>>561222991I cleared a bunch of stuff from the shop including furniture but here’s my full bonus full pvp refreshing + double AP refreshing daily (double means doing two of the 3x refills, right?)I just think Rabu is cute so I went hard when farming her… did the same with Aoba granted that was motivated by trying to rush 90 ASAP as a steamy newfag
>>561223543*Hina banana boatina
>satsuKI>chiaKI>ibuKII’m nooticing
>>561223545>double AP refreshing daily (double means doing two of the 3x refills, right?)I'd just say x6 for less ambiguity.
>>561219297I need this
satsuki is a hag
https://x.com/i/status/2035988704725258422Trannylators lost
>>561223723you are a fag
where did everybody bing?
Finished reading the event on the last day like /bag/ intended. It wasn't that great but it was short and sweet, then they hit me with the anime styled creditless ED and I liked it a little more
Does anyone like specific student(s) because your real life job aligns with their school or activities they do?
>>561222798Is he quoting Lolita?
>>561224229from what I've seen, my job isn't represented at all in-game
>>561223205My team so far looking like, sHanako(ue60), Tsubaki(ue60), Yuuka(ue60), Shun(ue40), sShiroko(ue50), mReisa(ue30)Alternatively, I could swap Atsuko (ue30) with Yuuka, but that doesn't seem worth given on how fat my Yuuka is.
>>561224273How do you know that?
>>561224229I might like Sora a bit more than I would have if I hadn't been a cashier for a bit
>>561224273Yes. I have that line memorized, for some reason
https://x.com/K1nomilk/status/2035634129044492653
>>561224229we naturally she and I share a similar work ethic
>>561224423>>561224440The "my loins" was a very old meme that has pretty much been forgotten
>>561222998>virtually every student is appealing, there are genuinely only a few students I can personally say I dislike, the rest are average or higher>a fewEh? For me Akemi is the only student that is banned from my bedroom. Kai used to be on that list as well but she ended up growing on me.
>>561224423hope you aren't the kind of /lit/let fags here to think that simply reading a masterpiece novel like Lolita is indicative of something problematic
>for some reason
>>561224229No, but I empathize with wagies like Aoba and doomers like Misaki, it's close enough
homu
>>561224547Why are you getting so defensive? I haven't said anything about it being problematic
>>561224273>Is he quitting lolita?
>>561224547No, but I've fapped to Chiaki Kuriyama's 1997 photobooks.
>>561224539>A fewI take it back, a couple.Akemi, and Tsurugi though she gets redeemed by her swimsuit
>>561224539NTA but I can’t stand Haruna. She's a horrible person who keeps doing nothing but making life worse for literally everyone around her and acting like she's the God's blessing on the Earth for doing it.Generic tsunderes in the cast are mediocre too, but they're not actively detrimental to the game experience unlike that fucking lizard gehenner.
>>561224229No, I'm unemployed
>>561224778Tsurugi already has a swimsuit alt genius
>>561225008Yeah, that's why I said she got redeemed by it, dumbfuck.
>>561224758Too old. For me it was the CandyDoll video catalog from a decade ago
>>561219643>AchukohmmDo you think Casual Sena would be a decent pick for PVP or nah?
Does anyone have a screenshot of or remember where exactly Hikari says "living isn't fun"? I know she says that line in a CG with a subway metro background, but I can't find the damn scene and want to save it.
>>561224778>Tsurugi though she gets redeemed by her swimsuitFor me it was this sprite. After that I looked forward to whenever she sprung up.
>this last short
>>561225058I didn’t read the correct conjugation so my bad, but still FUCK YOU NIGGERCUNT
>>561225209>conjugationNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!
>>561224229no I hate everything that has to do with workI'd be a shit sensei if I disliked any of my students like Chihiro because of that
>>561224229I'm a teacher so I like everyone.
yes a gehennoid...
>>561224951And yet you posted a student who had a melty and NEETed it up for months (years) after itCurious.
Sex.With Ibuki.
Made it into top 10 pvp and got a bunch of pyros
>>561224914shit taste + trash sensei alert
>>561224539It shouldn't really be that surprising that in a game with so much variety and many niche appeals covered not everybody's preferences happen to align with every single girl. Like he said, there's pretty much a girl for everyone, and it's just a natural consequence of that.
>>561225390Mari would never!
>>561225390I thought people would drop their defense but my bracket is as sweaty as it was before
https://x.com/4_M_lacra/status/2035847866363908280
>>561224539Even Cherino?
>>561225135nah, Achuko is good because she's tanky
>>561225443OG Mari is an OG
>>561225471
>>561225145Onegaishimasu orz
Tuck me in and let me die.
so in case of a timeout in the new season, what's the tie breaker?>student with the highest HP (nominal)?>student with the highest HP (percentage)?>highest combined HP?
>>561225569
>>561225627Read the momos
>>561225657that's not his and he stole that pic from twitter
Man, Yesod is pure testicular cancer
>>561225636fuck Aru
>>561225636Fuck Aru
Yesod is fun when your IQ is above the average room temperature in December. Measured in Celsius.
>>561225474Especially Cherino
Everyone looks better with glasses.
Wrong
>>561225853P1 is fun, p2 is not
>>561219297>got banned when I posted this exact image weeks before>it's fine this timewhat did I do wrong...
>>561225904Bro your Noa?
>>561225874true
>>561225117My very minimum is 11
this image is missing chise
>>561225987I've started not so long ago so I'm missing a lot of students. I've managed to clear ins but it was not fun
my princesswife Mika
Roll for Miyako tomorrow
>>561225651Noa's round breasts
>>561226083I'd rather reset account
>>561226083miyako is so hot
>>561225651Noa can't stop toying with Sensei's feelings..
I will not read the momos
ah hell naw
>>561225904Fuck you P1 sucks dick. P2 is easy as sin.Noa > mSuzumi > Rio to Rabu > Apply CC > summon mob > repeat
>>561225823>>561225746I also want to but that doesn't answer my question
>look at wiki>retarded title translations everywhereDo they just never check translations?The tsuchinoko is evil-warding, not the expedition
>>561226083I've got her at ue30, I'm not rolling
It's nice seeing all the leaders get along. ......?
>>561226160To be fair, he did say "fun", not "easy". P2 is easy, and easy is not fun.
>>561226160I'm not talking about difficulty but fun. P2 is not fun because it's so braindead
>>561226214You leave wikibro alone, he's trying!
>>561226151
>>561226358W-what did Hare send you?
>>561225651>lower-back painMan, I really could go for a massage right now just to relieve my lower-back. I quit construction work too late.
hare is gooner
>>561226297>>561226314Ah
>>561226214They hunt for the tsuchinoko to ward off evil
Do you think I should go to 200 for the ligma and elephs and for who? I already have both
>>561226418you'd know if you read the momos
>>561226469You're at 150, might as well finish it.>whomReisa
>>561226469Maybe ue40 Reisa for comfortably healing, but that's about it.Suzumi doesn't need much investment.
>>561226469go for 200
>>561226469nah, it’s still 6k pyrojims
How do you guys able to type "Im unemployed" without any hesitation and be so proud about it?
>>561226586But I'm employed though?
>>(GLOBAL)>News:Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3403455
>>561225350How does Ibuki have such a nice body
I wish I was unemployed.
>>561226631finally I can read momos for qipao marina and tomoe
>>561226469Let's see those keystones
>>561213317>>561226631
>>561226710they’re nothing special
>>561226519Why does she have a box of chocolate in that coat?
>>561226469No way, you're going to be so fucked if you're left with 80k pyros and a current banner spark. Better save up some more.
>>561226586NEETkings rule the world
>>561226586not mei'm employed
sOOn...
>>561226631It's her!
>>561226447邪を払う (Evil-warding) modifies ツチノコ (Tsuchinoko), not 大調査 (Great Investigation). They're searching for the Tsuchinoko, who wards evil
>>561226775You're joking but not pulling and random shit is how you get a comfortable amount of pyros
>>561226586Work is something slaves do. Working is demeaning. I wouldn't wish work on my worst enemy.
Remember to do your card dailies now AND after next reset but before maintenance.
>>561226631>escort drill
>>561226631>not full weeks of double normals and hardsWhy.
>>561226904how long after reset is the maintenance?
>>561226631>cartridge clipsoh nonono/k/fags avert your gaze
>>561226586With my phone’s keyboard, sometimes my computer.
I'm unemployed because I don't have a Yuuka nagging in my ear to get my shit together
>>561227009>Sub Skill>HarmonicaReally aimed for the fences with that one huh?
>>561226990It starts about 7 hours after reset.
>>561227080Get your shit togheter, anon.
Airi is...big?
>>561226985I need equipment so bad.
>>561227087Well that is a weird prop for Asians.
>>561226214>>561226885What in the absolute name of fuck are you even rambling aboutThe Tsuchinoko is obviously not evil-warding>邪を払う (Evil-warding) modifies ツチノコ (Tsuchinoko), not 大調査 (Great Investigation). They're searching for the Tsuchinoko, who wards evilAssuming this was true (it's not) the sentence wouldn't make any grammatical senseLess shitposing and more anki reps retard
>>561227135plain girl... erotic?
Does this creature look evil to you?
>>561227009Explain
coom in doomrope in hopegood morning /bag/
>>561227246Gun autism
>>561227080You have your fat mom doing that for you though...
>>561227246her gun clearly uses magazines, not clips
>>561214746I can hear the stone dragging sfx from tf2 while looking at this pic
buy buy buy
>>561215838you are NA?
>>561227162If the investigation itself was evil warding they wouldn't put 邪を払う at the start retard
>>561227246clips hold bullets magazines encase bullets and feed the gun via spring
>>561227414I am only buying Aoba
>GA Hieronymus with red/blue TORwho are >we bringing for blue?
>>561227473>bulletscartridges
>>561227473So it's basically doing the same thing but just a different shape? Who cares then?
>>561219264kill yourself
>>561227470Alright I'm ready for a good laugh, how would you translate "The Great Tsuchinoko Investigation to Ward Off Evil"?
>>561227528sMika
>>561227414My wallet will have to wait for the soulful chinese knockoffs, if they show up.
>>561227534whoops>>561227539like's kind of like comparing a fuel can to a carboth hold fuel, what's the difference?
>>561227626They’ll do that pretty soon probably
>>561227641I'm setting myself up but"Great Investigation for the Evil-Warding Tsuchinoko"
I have an interview in two hours. I can't calm down.
how would you react to nexon adding full furry students or robots like ZZZ did?
>>561227720Unemployment looks better anyways
>crimson desert apparently already crackedThe Fuck? Is denuvo officially over? Blue archive.
>>561227643surely you jest
>>561227720Look at this Makoto.Do that.
>>561227720You can always just kill yourself if you fail the interview. What's the worst that could happen?
>>561227714Am I getting le bamboozled or are you that retarded?
>>561223371delish
>>561227749>robotsWe already have 2 clankers in the game tho
> Black Desert Offline
>>561227414Figures are way too expensive now, decent time to switch to these I guess,
>>561227749If make PP hard - goodIf not make PP hard - bad
>>561227749>robotsBro?
>>561227528I don't have any blue DPS so it'll have to be sMika, and a 2nd team with either a rental Subaru or Tellerwagen.Is Subaru or Teller the better borrow, assuming we have Suzumi and dAru available for buffing?
>>561227792It's her best mood and there's no bAlice on global to nuke the color out of any other options yetalternatively you can mald with mAlice
>>561224315g-guh.. I love ponytails..
>>561227749>Full furry
>>561227819>>561227860Does this look like a clanker to you?
>>561227902it doesn't and the 2 retards you responded to are either trolling or playing ZZZ and enjoying it
>>561227902Nameless tech is the best in Kivotos
the frog in the well knows nothing of the sea
Frog student when
>>561227902Servomotor powered vagina
>>561226885Akshually it's ambiguous and you can only guess what the writers really meant. Nippongese is funny like that.
>Robot girl release>Expectation:Malkuth>Reality:Avantgarde with a pink bow
You think you can use our tech for free and get away with it? You will pay for this, Sensei.
There's no such thing as a "bad" or "boring" pvp seasonYou only gauge it depending on how easy it is to stay within the top 100
>>561228147Ok fine how much
>>561228147Open Source, bitch
>>561227938I thought about giving zzz a download soon if a banner to reroll for caught my eye, but honestly the normalfags sperging out every time a loli gets released is gatekeeping me a bit.
>>561228147I'll give you 200$ to fuck off.
>>561228179there is no such thing as good pvp in gacha
>>561228179Aren't the battles take like an hour in the new season? I like to actually watch them so it'd be boring.
>>561227802YOU explain the grammar then
>>561228179i remember when two tsubaki clashed
>>561228209Pvp in Guardian Tales is pretty fun
>>561227873sMika can kill the entire thing in one team. She's the most used options (90% usage) beaten only by malding with mAris.
>>561228045>Nippongese is funny like thatNot even unique to japanese. You can construct a sentence with that kind of ambiguity in probably every language.
https://x.com/shiki8447/status/2035744362672636181
>>561228337My wife
>>561228209E7 unironically have a fun pvp to some extentThe act of grinding gears to be a bit more competitive in pvp is not fun though
I'm jewish. Will gehenna kill me if I show up at their school and peddle high interest loans?
>>561227470>>561228245>If the investigation itself was evil warding they wouldn't put 邪を払う at the start retardSo I assume you know where to put it instead right? Show me!
12h after reset today still a good time to refresh pvp coins for rank 1?
>>561222991I'm just waiting for reset to get UE40.>>561226214>>561226885This is just basic English comprehension, what the fuck are you on? >Food consumption to ward off hungerFood is the object that wards off your hunger. >Food analogyYes
>>561228447Don't worry, Iroha is Israel's strongest soldier and will protect you
ado is so pretty
>>561228317But I don't have Fuyu, S.Kanna or Rio and am coping with Noa+bHosh instead. I do believe a clean-up team will be necessary here.
>>561227902>>561228042Kei is so hot.
>>561228209How would /bag/ fix PVP in BA?
>>561228450...Good point. See you in 4 months, anon
thanks to pvpfags who put down their defense so i could taste a pvp plat once again
>>561228562>not making it random ex skill choice but a player choice>exposing all students you're attackingThere, I fixed your shitty coinflip for you.
>>561228562Much shorter seasons with more varied/wild gimmicks.
>>561228504"Evil-warding" as a trait of the Tsuchinoko>Food consumption to ward off hungerDoes food ward off hunger as a trait?
>>561228483there is no way fox squad was introduced 1460 days ago what the fuck
Rabu status?
>>561228668>make it 100% attacker winrateGreat fix.
>>561225636Highest combined hp percentage.
>>561228562Exclusive furniture rewards for my cafe.
>>561226586They're not proud, you can see how they really feel when the mask falls off some days.
>>561228504The nigga you're replying to is having a melty because he just found out Japanese doesn't have context-free grammar, better not feed him anymore
>>561228697Likely pregnant. We will know for sure at some point.
>>561228689You see them at the end of vol 4 c1 so it sounds about right
>>561228653Thanks for reminding me to change my team, anon
>>561228796but vol 4 was released like 3 months ago?
>>561228672You need tsuchinoko to ward off evilYou need food to ward off hungerI am not going to continue this stupid argument.
Not sure if anyone did this one but here
>muh key sexo
>>561228515Plana-stats recommends this 2T, which gives me hope that almost any second team with a buffed borrow could finish the fight.
>>561228689Someone said their illustration was on the game preregistration picture or something.
>>561228689They were from the teaser image.
>>561228317>sMikaskibidi Mika
>>561228884get that unc meme outta here
>>561228901any way to API copy my list of students and their stats into plana-stats so it creates most viable teampcomps for me?
>>561228689it was longer actuallyfox squad was used in the promotional art used to advertise pre-registrations for blue archive 1904 days ago
>>561228946/bag/ is unc general..
sex with sao-sao
>>561227528Hate using purple students on blue raids, but I don't have Wakamo.
>>561228984Glad they decided to not make anything out of those jobbers.
>>561228982Ask them, not me. The only API scraping I know of sniffs out your borrows which is nowhere near enough to catch 'em all.
Sex with my jobber wife
>Need to raise these new fuckers>Yesod has drained me of everythingI want a comfy season where I'm always in top 100 and I only have to fight once every few days
>>561228730nice, thanks
>>561229118why the fuck would you use Miyako?
I put my hands up when it comes to the fat snakeBut there's still bad translations out there
>>561229118Your rabu ?
>>561229118Just use Yuuka over Miyako, there's no reason to field her unless you have a resource glut
>>561229262It's better to field Miyako because Miyako is way easier and comfier to get to UE60 compared to farmables like Yuuka, especially when Yuuka nodes suck.Bonus is that sensei loves Miyako the most.
Why no Hosh in the new season? No more EVA debuffs?
>>561229380It's rockbashing season
>>561229231>rabu in pvpno way in hell I'm spending ligma on hershe's 4* already and that's enough for me
>>561229118>using sShiroko>no Hibiki or Saki
>>561229231How is Rabu usable in the next season? Won't she just die to the first two Hanako EXs after getting maybe one EX off?
>>561229467Can I still use Hibiki when she's only 3*? I just got that dog from farming.
Give me pvp team comp
ooooh https://www.souriki-border.com received an english translation and redesign
>>561229520do you even play the game?>>561229148looks like AI
>>561229520Fubukitroons don't deserve getting spoonfed
>>561229596go back >>>/v/
>>561215838hope I can get 1st this time, only got to 2nd last season start
>>561229578>Pvp>Playing
>>561229520>look guise I'm lazy>I've also attached an image of Fubuki>do I fit in now?
>>561225117Do those have actual nudity (not pornographic)?
broke: sit next to shirokowoke: sit next to nonomibespoke: sit next to seia
>>561229516Not that great at 3* but Hibiki is good no matter the season so you should continue farming her.If you need a cheatsheet on PVP teams for next season here is one:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12KPs3jY6IbdQOeOLc9a1Pgb9oAaiYB4bbUED37Il09U/edit?gid=1407019175#gid=1407019175
>>561229723based: realize choices in BA mean fuck all
>>561229809Not true, I was reading Marina's mom's yesterday and she gave different answers based on which option I picked
>>561229723Seia will take financial care of me.
>yesod p1 mechanics are harder in extreme than in insane+?????????
Clear insane or accept gold.
>>561229723I wouldn't sit next to her even if my life depended on it. Or if Akemi threatened me with rape if I don't.
>>561229861different choices just mean like 10 different lines from a fork and then it all comes back to flatlineit's almost like 'saving Illya' 3 times
You must be gay if you wouldn't have sex with Akemi
>>561229959You first, straight lord.I'll go back fucking Ritsu.
>rank 1766 in EU>plat securedI do wanna try doing TOR with my last 3 tickets though.....
Sensei is free use in Kivotos.
>>561230048nothing to lose anymore do it
>>561229729I can't read Taiwan
>>561229118sorry anon, pvp is meant to suffer.
>3/2 with only one guy lowering their defenseI was gonna lower my own defense but nah fuck you and fuck this seasonSuffer and die
>>561230048IS this Kikyou? What cat is most likely to have a gapping asshole?
>>561230065Get in line, the queue is 7 months long.
Mika love
Eimi seems like she'd really enjoy hard anal pounding for some reason.
Stop lusting after pink womens.
>>561229118>placing Hanako on the flank and not behind all the tanksdead on arrival
does Hikari actually help sMika with t1 of yesod insane? I was always just using base Seia as my fill
>>561230309>womens
>>561230323No. Hikari works with Hanako, Nozomi, Saori, and some other purple dps without purple efficiency buff.
>>561230195Momoi after I'm done with her
>>561230323Use the damage calculator. Seia/Kisaki are better in general but especially in this raid because there's a large Sonic Effectiveness buff already present, devaluing Hikari.
Anal sex with Mari to save her purity
>>561230323She's fine but I used base Seia too for survivability + cost reduction
>>561230320How much does Hibiki actually do to triple tank? I'll probably run sReisa/dMitcher
>>561230323A little more would never hurt, I guess.
>gonna have to wake up at 5 a.m. to rush the pvp season pyrosyikes
My lovely wife...
>>561230584>he doesn't wake up at 5AM alreadyStart your day off strong, anon.
>metakeks and tryhards malding anytime fubuki is posted nownot her fault you didn't get plat
>>561230474These six, not too great - neutral to Reisa and Tsubaki, halved to Hanako, Yuuka and Hoshinoironically she's more effective against her own team's setup, since Shun and Eimi receive double
>he doesn’t go to bed at 6amngmi
>>561213317https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIu4PTDqYJwAyy lmao event OST is out.
>>561230667I mald because you don't play the game and post tranny shit.
what is subaru good for?
>>561230068>nothing to lose anymorejust time unless he's a NEET and has a surplus of it
Babu Reisa
85 second luna clear, really?
>>561230739This video is unavailableError code: 152 - 18Watch video on YouTube
>>561230758lifting her up behind the knees and pounding against a wall
>>561230667>not her fault you didn't get plat>implying anyone who tried didn'tWeird strawman.
>>561230758bAlice exists and has her mood, so nothing.
More for me, then.
>>561230846NAgods, I kneel
>>561230758nigga that's Fuyu
>>561230667joke's on you bro i get erect every time fubuki is posted
>>561231017I think the point he's trying to make is that it's Subaru's best mood and she's worse than sMika in a blue raid.
>>561231017He meant S.Mika replacing the blue DPS cause all of them are shite or niche.
Who will take over Tsurugi once she is gone?
>>561227414Well, fuck. More orders then.
>>561230991woah Fuyu's are BIG!!
>>561231017ah yes yes fuyu-chan of course
>>561231069why would you use Subaru anyway? she's just dollar store Kuroko, there's practically no use case for her other than sex
>>561231086>buying a used Iroha
>>561225145
>>561227847>>561231086
Opinions?
>>561227414I've got Kisaki and the Tachibana sisters on pre order.
>>561231127She's better than Kuroko on Urban.
>>561231191Level up your rabbit
>>561231191Replace sShiroko with a healer, she's really not that good next season.
>>561231162You have an evil aura, so no.
>>561231191Yeah I think I like Miyako the most out of these girls, if you want my opinion.
>>561231191In my opinion you already posted that
>>561231191
>>561231191It's too early to masturbate to Eimi.HOWEVER
>start normal yesod for 100 pyro achievement and get it>quit and forfeit it>preservation doesn't go off and I got 0 rewards?????????????????????????
>>561231086Do adult men actually buy fucking plushies???
done with all 3 tea party slutsseia is the best, mika and nagi are kinda boring
>>561231475SHE RAPED ME
>>561214782The should have got some cool battle bodysuits, not this shit.>Let's take the ninja girls and put them on random dresses! We can always say it fits because they are un dercover!No, sir, it doesn't fit, it sucks!
mikaslop
>>561231523It’s not rape when sensei is free use. It’s all your fault, really.
>>561231539Post your Mitcher then.
>>561231563did she sit on them or some
GUH
>>561231451preservation is different for that oneit gives you the rewards for one level lower instead of your highest clearsince there's nothing lower than normal you get nothing aside from the achievementthe game explains this somewhat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOEtwu6jMZEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN_gK5aL7TAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RubxLCC_MAgI am just gonna swap fuyu with noa and cross my fingers also FUCK imari units
>>561231451Unlike GA, preservation is different here, on TA you only get the rewards of the difficulty one under.>but whyyyyyYes.
>>561231591I would eat it more voraciously if that was the case
i'm not planning to do torment but is there an achievement for 100 pyros for it? if i did insane and forfeited torment, am i gonna get pyros and get the score points from my insane clear?
>>561214782I wanted Erotic swimsuit Michiru to pair with Izuna, but marriage alt was a pleasant surprise.I think it's the happiest I've been made by an alt.
>>561231629>>561231709this means I just got 100 pyro for the normal achievement instead of hitting 520k total score for 6 extra pink activity reports and insane clear coinsI never did and never will hit 0 pyros but I will hit 0 activity reports so I messed up a little bit in this trade
>>561231191This team works? Always wanted an excuse to gear my Eimi
>>561231671only one I don't have there is iMari but I'll just use Sex
>>561231856You did learn a valuable lesson though.
requesting momoi thread
>>561232037>>561232037>>561232037
>>561231985It’s Koyuki’s birthday
>>561231808There is a 100 pyro reward for each difficulty of a raid+terrain combination.If you fail torment you'll get the lowest possible insane score + the insane raid coin amount.
>>561231985we had one less than 24h ago
>>561231671I don't have any fucking healers. I'm so fucked for this H*ero. iMari rerun can't come soon enough.
>>561232419Your only cope is koharu
>>561231191your loud laser?
>>561232419use mReisa + sSeia and you can get by with weaker heals
>>561232805Does Reisa heal the lantern?
>>561232863she does
>>561232863yes
