Mirror tricks EditionPC Crew - https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/no_fun_aliowed_vg/PS4 Crew - https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4/To join, you have to:>Set profile to public>Open friends list>Go to the crew page and request to join>Drop your name here>New Players Guide:https://leo3418.github.io/collections/gta-online-guides>Vehicle Testing Videos:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLx_tHjuVuRODxrNcTCbJ4VOB5FHxBzGgx>Vehicle informationhttps://gtacars.net/>Custom crew colors hex codeshttps://gtacolors.com/>Interactive maphttps://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map>Map with aircraft spawns and street dealershttps://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map/ls/dusojwwckst98g>Fix car plate bughttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/507351780/#507956729>How to get infinitely re-spawning ammohttps://youtu.be/CgYG6JyMHE8>Cover archivehttps://gtag-covers.neocities.org/Previous Thread: >>560544786
So since Detroit exists in the GTA universe that makes this canon right?
The moment I get the 3rd mansion I will fill a 10 car garage with only Hermeses
>>561255275keyed
>they patched the telescope glitch for hat, glasses, and mask combosFor what purpose? From what I remember that was there for the longest of times. At least the ammo nation one works still.
>>561255275>10 Hermes is still cheaper than a police caramazing...
>>561256809If I had money, I tell you what I'd do. I'd go down town, buy a hermies or two.
>>561255275>>561256809>>561257352Time to convince cover Anon to make a Hermies cover?
>>561257905Hermes cover wouldn't be complete without this livery
>Gives us a Ford Mercury>Paint it like a Hudson Hornet Rockstar?
>>561258890GOOD DOC ON THE ORIGINALhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XlRbVNantc
Looking at some of my cooked youtube feed I found something I never paid attention to...why is the ballistic equipment literally so fucking useless might as well never buy it.This is why I get so mad with the future tech and how they keep nerfing everything under the moon but the retarded brookmstick.You create this "whats even the fucking point of owning this", like why the fuck would you use the ballistic equipment instead of just spamming armors when you get shot, you're more likely to spend less in BA than trying to obtain, pay and get this thing with a 15 minute cooldown.
>>561259483You actually own it?
>>561253379My hopes for GTA6 are low, but my hopes for GTA 6 Online are basically non-existent at this point. What are some of the wrong things Rockstar learned from GTAO?>Quality of life features like being able to call your cargo sourcers to source cargo can be sold for a monthly fee>If you don't give people enough garage space you can sell them more for money>If you put an OP rocket-bike into the game that costs as much as an $85 shark card, you can harvest all the complaints, and then release a similarly priced car that is also OP but counters the bike, and instead of people demanding you hand the rights of the IP to someone who doesn't hate fun, players thank you for being able to shoot down these god damn rocket bikes.>You can remove dozens of cars from the ingame shop for "clutter" and then drip feed them to players who want them>Instead of making the game good, you can just make the game grind. Make everything cost at least a million and change, and have jobs pay out barely anything. "Yeah, 2 weeks of WORKING in a fucking video game is justified to buy a rocket bike">Players will thank you for introducing better money methods, without having noticed that you added so many expensive fucking things that the grind actually hasn't reduced at all, the numbers are just larger>Players will pay for ANYTHING. >You can just shitcan all planned DLC for your iconic single player franchise and use it to make money with online insteadRed Dead Online was a warning. That was already a fucking mess of: "Just grind all day or pay money, fucker". And this method in GTAO made them one of the most lucrative game studios in the world. What are the fucking chances it won't be 10 times worse with GTA6 Online? What are the chances it won't be full of paid cosmetics, paid cars, paid propertiers? Even worse: Rented! "Oh sorry, you haven't paid the monthly rent, we had to revoke your apartment".
>>561262470Just bought it at the meet this saturday.
>>561263214>Instead of making the game good, you can just make the game grind.This is what kept the game alive for over a decadeI was done with Forza Horizon after 100 or so hours because it just gifts you everything after what is basically a tutorial
>>561263505Could I perhaps buy it from you at said meet? If you're on PC, that is
>>561263793it's at the website store?when did they delist it???
>>561263793Sure. Share the wealth, or the fomo wins! I might need some time to get organized.>>561263960That livery was a fomo limited time deal.
>>561264337ah, okay
>>561264337Sweet, I've been looking for it for ages
>>561265889Tank girl anon is your hookup for some of the coveted real unique cars left in the game.
The Cayo Perico guards amaze me. They are literally deaf. You can FULL SPRINT right behind their backs, literally close enough that they'd feel the wind of your moving past them, and they're oblivious. But you miss one shot, and EVERYONE on the map hears the bullet impact somehow. Sidenote: Absolute gamechanger tho the day I realized the perico guards don't have hearing and are vision cone guards only.
>>561267297I've got some PRB stuff at any rate. LOLI collected some stuff from other people, and I like to keep the oddball item. I don't have GTA+, so my selection of that stuff might be limited.
>>561269683The man is a saint to hire the differently abled... or maybe I've poisoned their water supply too many times.
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>>561270390You'd think after having his diamond stolen 27 times, he'd install a looney tunes trapdoor in front of the thing.
>>561270634True. It only has to work once to pay for itself.
>>561257905probably even have a pic where I can shoe horn my character into
>>561271197Ought to pose your swimsuit model in front of it. Those calendars are actually a trademark/copyright dodge because car makers won't let people make calendars of their cars, but you can take a picture of a person that just happens to be in front of any car they want.
>>561273249>>561271197think you mean the wrong person
One more Hermes then
I won the Schlagen from the lucky wheel. This may be one of my ugliest builds so far. With practice and dedication, we can still reach new aesthetic lows in this game.
>>561280928I still have a lock on the ugliest collection on the whole.No one can match the sheer mass and depth of my lack of good aesthetics.
>>561280928Sometimes a car just asks to be made up to look tacky.
>>561280928If you paint the rims bright blue it adds a whole other eyesore
Is the conada the best helicopter with a missile jammer?
>>561265889I'll be on later today, so let me know when you're ready.
>>561281941I'll be monitoring the thread for a couple of hours
>>561282146Name noted, just before my internet died for a while.
>>561284497Thanks again, anon
>>561281723Probably, I think the Volatus has a higher top speed but the Conada is more maneuverable. Other than that Iron Mule is good for it's utility and tankiness
>>561290231Thanks. I went ahead and got it with the trade price. I do have the iron mule but its rotor blades and general size is a bit much sometimes particularly in the city.
It would seem that the Hermes is one of those cars where you're better off not upgrading your breaks. It does seem to be a rollover machine in corners.https://gtacars.net/gta5?filter_tag=_stock-brakes-better&perPage=60
>>561253379That's funny, I was making the new thread, getting the captcha to post it and my internet went down... Now hours later I open 4chan and I see the exact cover with the same "mirror edition".Ya made me lose my mind for a second there.>>561257905I don't need convincing, Hermes is fucking rad.
I shot an NPC piloted frogger helicopter flying around with a single shot of explosive MG from my raiju and it managed to survive, i figured you know what. Good for you buddy, i'll let you live. So I followed him since I noticed his engine kept cutting out.Eventually the helicopter just started heading at a steep angle down and then just slowly landed itself on a half submerged sandbar.The two people inside then bailed out and swam off. I enjoyed.
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>>561305875Environmental storytelling~
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>>561306781>>561306742Indeed
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>>561314714Are those Love Fist liveries limited time?
>>561315402Only the one on the Brigham was limited. The others are still easy to get.
I wonder if GTA6 will do anything special about Love Fist.
My hideous new Cavalcade XL from the LS Car Meet challenge is giving the Schlagen a challenge.
How do people play these games? Do you hate your life? The controls are jank and wonky. Playing Halo, Zelda or Helldivers and coming into this it dumpster fire you want to forget everything you know about aiming. The only way this trash is so popular with you normalfags is because it's the only game you play.
>>561323248I think you missed >>>/lbgt/ by quite a few boards anon
>>561323248>Playing Halo, Zelda or Helldiversbait used to be believable
>>561323248>anon who plays the most vanilla popular games ever complain about the only more popular game
>doing business battle>person pulls up and enters the building>right when I turn the corner we both stare for a second and walk past instead of lighting each other up>later during the battle i notice some other guy keeps getting into a fight with a dude trying to snag his crate>I pull up in my car with the dukes horn as he's running on foot and bail him out with the goods>some other random chases us with an oppressor as we drive off but couldnt get a good shot in due to missile jammer Moments like these are the best.
>>561323248it's an old ps3 game and the multiplayer is an afterthought, you get used to it
>>561323248>>561323763>>561324437Nta but: Fucking imagine GTAO played like an actual shooter. What a fucking nightmare. Already bad enough with the current control, Imagine it was a proper fps/tps and people would just laser you like it's an aim assist lobby.Jesus Christ how horrifying.
>>561328462go play yer CAWADOOTY, anonenjoy yourself
>>561329195What the fuck about my post made you think I would enjoy CoD? Do you need crayons?
>>561301278I am inside your head
>>561331864AHHHHHHH
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>>561336359buy the 190zjust don't put on the widebody fender flares since the wheels are not flush anymore then
>>561336359>Gerald Contact MissionsI wonder, would spanning Gerald right now, end up paying better than spamming Cayo?
>>561340242LOL NO, not even close
>>561297346>common upgrades arbitrarily and secretly fuck up your carsi'll have to "fix" some vehiclesthanks anon, fuck J*
>>561340242you should play Gerald's missions and not worry so much about moneyI hate that people don't do stunt races because they don't pay, I can rarely find a full lobby to race with
>>561336676Perhaps they have a trick to put F1 tires on them.
>>561331579NO CHARLES!>>561331864None makes their first jump.>>561343048If anything just use the opportunity to finish the career progress.
uh... no one*
>>561351338Saar, pls
>>561321391Other cars just have such better liveries than the Cavalcade. There, I said what everyone knows, and I won't take it back.
>>561357143I was going to keep the livery from the prize ride, but after driving it around and parking it in my garage I hade to take it off, and go without a livery. It was an eyesore.
Do businesses produce even when you're on a separate character?
>>561363623No
>>561363623I don't believe so, with the exception of your warehouses, which still gain product when you are away.
>>561364060Yeah if you send the guys away to source. Same with Rooster in the hangar. But when they have sourced it it's not like they continue sourcing
>>561363991>>561364060Damn that sucks. Thanks.
insane the amount of cars that this game recommends off road tires on, so many cars aren't even off road centric either, even sports cars benefit from it and it sucks because I don't like off-road tires for the most part.
>>561365507Off-road tires are only recommended (and useful) if the car in question has a certain handling flag that allows the wheels to clip. I’m not sure what cars you’re talking about, but there’s a good chance off road tires won’t make a difference in your case since only a few cars have that flag relative to the total amount in the game.
>>561366098Just an example of what I'm talking about.
>>561365507Some of the irony is that on motorcycles, the fat tires will interact with that flag to help you clear curbs, but the thin tires will interact with that flag to make it easier to wheelie-speed-glitch. If you care nothing about appearance, you could fat the front and skinny the back.
>>561366661Sadly anon that's the sort of crux of my complaint, I like cars, I'm not knowledgeable on them but I like them, most of my cars are in stock form or reference the real variant of the car through customization, so most of the times I drive basically the worst version possible of some cars just to make them look like the real deal.
>>561366874I'm not particularly fond of spoilers, but I want that tiny stat tick.
>>561351221If the movie cover never gets finished you could use it. I tried to recreate this. Though it's more like a docu and not an actual movie
>>561366874You don't necessarily have to use off-road tires. Those are the best so the car handles easiest but any tire with a thicker sidewall will benefit the car. You could use tuner wheels if those look better to you and you will still get a benefit. Also, the thinner the sidewall on those cars the more curb boosting benefit you get woth the downside of the handling being a bit worse
>>561297346I just tested this and it might help with the rolling over but gods, it drives like shit with stock brakesSlamvan tier stopping distance. I much prefer the race brakes
>>561367474I know it's probably the worst style of driving if you actually want to win races, but I tend to power-slide around corners, so I don't mind soft brakes so much.
>>5613402421/2>Download the "no save" AHK script that allows you to repeat cayo without re-doing the setup>Set up cayo with Pink diamond (you must have not completed a cayo in 3 days)>set up for sub entry at sewage>turn around at the start>sprint up the stairs>turn right past everyone>might have to wait for the main compound stair guard to move (don't kill him or his corpse him will alert the jugger)>don't kill the guard around the corner either>Each of these guards are deaf you can full sprint behind their backs literally almost touching them>make sure you equipped your gun at some point during this>sprint up around the corners>by the last corner you will run into a guard>just literally run into him and press shoot to knock him out (easier and safer than shooting)>go in, get the wall safe (and paintings if they're there but they literally never spawned for me once in there so they might be a myth, lmao)>If that one guard you knocked out dropped a key, turn around, go out again and down the stairs till the first place that allows you to jump over the railing>Hop over, onto the stairs is relatively safe, but if stair guy is looking down wait for him to start moving>sprint past the stairs on your left, and hop the guard rail in front of you (that the little stairs in front of you go over)>Use the key to open the sewer entrance>If you didn't get a key take the elevator as normal>steal the diamond.>now go back where you came frome (Sewer side if key, elevator if no key)>If you didn't get the key, you jump down at the same place as the key route, but make sure the jugger ain't patrolling it at this very moment, it tends to happen, if so just wait for him to fuck off. >run left to the main exit>if you got the key take the stairs up, keep turning right on the surface to orient yourself back towards the main exit and run towards it
>>561340242>>5613678852/2>at the main exit, you don't need to enter the yellow quest marker thing to exit, you just need to be near the door and out of any vision markers range>Press E, it doesn't matter if "enemies would see you during the cutscene" this is kids tags rules, door is safe, just don't trigger any before reaching the door. >run towards the first guard with the bike and headshot him>(This is where I press CTRL + F9 to activate the no save script).>take the bike and go basically straight, maybe a little to the left. (If you open your map you essentially want to be going more or less straight left)>towards the cliffs and water>On the way there I like to headshot the guard in the jeep, that way he won't find bike guy and you won't be detected at all, but since you're under water by then I don't think it's a big deal. I just prefer it that way>drive off the cliff into the water>keep swimming till you escape. >Go through all the end screens bla bla bla>as soon as you get control of your character back hold alt and select your single player character>load into SP>as soon as you have control of your SP character press ctrl + F12 to disable nosave>load back into a multiplayer session (I take invite only just to be save)>once you are back online, open your interaction menu, go to appearance, change your outfit, the game should now save>If you did it right, the heist itself was under 7 minutes, under 6 if you were fast depending on your PC load speeds, the whole thing was likely under 10 min for over a million dollars>you can now start another perico without having to do any setup and repeat thisIt changed the game for me, now I do a couple pericos every time I want something, and otherwise I just do whatever I want without worrying about money. I try not to make over 4mil an hour, to avoid rockstar busting my ass, tho. Don't be an idiot and do this a hundred times a day to farm to a billion on your account, that will get you banned.
>>561367823I'm the complete opposite. I want to brake late and a really sharp turn. I don't like racing cars like the Krieger or the Torero XO. Much prefer cars like the Vagner and Emerus
>>561367885The guy you don't recommend killing CAN BE killed but you need to shoot the corpse to hide it behind the walls because after you get the loot it spawns another patrol guard that looks into that corridor and spots the corpse.
>>561367313>curb boostingA good selling point for the thin tires that look weird to my 1970's eyeballs.
>>561368670I think at least 2 guards that I don't kill can be easily and safely killed, (at least according to the map I scribbled the path on). I just tend not to bother with it, because it's not strictly necessary, and I was running up against the character limit for 2 posts, didn't want to make it a 3 parter. But yeah, if you want to kill some extra guards, feel free to experiment. I just posted what I tend to do. I mean hell, if you really want, you can take the longfin entry and fill up your bag before diving in, it's likely less effective than just repeating the regular run with no bonus bags, but you make your own fun, ya know? What I posted is essentially "the idiot proof basics", and you can go from there and change it up however suits your playstyle and your desire.
>>561336676Eh, I like both.
>>561371094Look, I get the whole making the cars as ugly as possible thing. But does it not bore you that every car is the same ugly? They all have the same respray. There's more chameleon paints than just the red
>>561373120They're not all the same, they're ~90% the same. And no, not at all a problem for me, i've kept the same red aesthetic since 2013.
>>561367885>>561368001If you don't get pink diamond, you can either play one of the lesser heists, or pay 100k to re-scope. Considering diamond gives over a mil, I think it *is* worth it to re-roll a couple times, and for the scope out you only gotta motorcycle straight to the tower. If you don't have the money to re-roll 100k heists: I believe finishing a perico with the no-save skip doesn't count towards what your next scoping will get, so you can do a few for some base money before re-rolling. Or if you have done a perico in the last 3 days, set a timer to when you are "clear" again and just do no-save heists till then.
>>561376041Just realized "one of the lesser heists" sounded unclear like i was recommending doing a clucking bell or some shit. I should have said: "One of the lesser perico primary targets". Even if you get whiskey, doing the setup once, and getting 600k a couple times will leave you with enough spending money to reroll as much as you need.
Executive is kind of gay.
If Angel decides to pull a Cliffford, should we just let her win?
>>561373295Alright fair enough
Heh, 69
>>561383310nice
Other than just picking pale parents, is there any special hidden or glitch way to push the value? I'm just curious if it would be possible to try to get a character to be pale beyond pale. Face paint isn't satisfying, I want it all over.
Damn, in the Rockstar editor. the rope you use to rappel disappears, wtf?
>>561384183Yup, also officially brings me back to over my bank balance when the mansions released back in December. Not bad since I spent ~$50-60M between the mansions and vehicles and other various purchases.
>>561385072Last Friday I had around 78 million-ish. Today, after some morning sales, I'm at around 4 million. I had a bit of a spending spree at the swap meet.>>561384825One of those super old bugs they have known about forever, but don't fix because they feel the need to concentrate on blocking telescope glitches.
>>561385323I already have too many vehicles so there really isn't much left for me to spend money on.I could move some of my properties to more "ideal" locations, but otherwise there really isn't much left for me to buy except more cars i'll never touch, and that's assuming i've got room for them.
>>561385527Collecting cars is what the garages are all about. I don't even think it's realistic to assume all of them need to get driven.
>>561385741Sure, but i'm already mostly full there too.OfficeNightclub3 Mansions50-carAgencyArena WarI could buy apartments/houses with 10-cars each to get some more space and I think i've got some spare garage space at my casino penthouse and doomsday bunker, and I could always pay for GTA+ to get the 100 extra spaces available in that garage.But yeah, it'd just be buying random cars I don't care about since I already bought all the ones I actually give a shit about. I'm fine knowing i've reached the end of my GTA 5 life more or less. I'll keep playing until GTA6 anyway since it's a vibe I enjoy.
I found this chest looking thing but I can't open it and it doesn't seem to have any puzzle elements around it?I wish you could name markers or give them specific icons so I could know to come back here.
Is there a way/place I can upgrade weapons to their MKII versions if I don't own any business at all? Don't ask
>>561388712Well that's not really in the... Use a sticky bomb?
>>561391646Do Dax missions until you can access the freakshop
>>561391646Nothing comes to mind. Never tried to borrow the bench from a friend, but maybe something to test? Generally you need to do the Bunker research to unlock the MKII versions, even when you do have a weapons bench.
>>561391694FUCK. I see where I went wrong there.
>>561391883I should add anything you have to research isn't available. I upgraded the heavy sniper, marksman rifle and combat MG and there's a handful of other guns but you can't get explosive rounds or anything like that.
>>561392304Works for me, all I need is the MKII upgrade, none of the fancy camos or ammo types. Thanks
>>561392498You'll have access to some stuff, larger magazines, grips, a couple scopes, muzzle brakes
What are the chances that the last big GTAO update lets us solo old heists? (And removes mutli vehicle sell missions unless actively playing in a group)
>>561394082Exceedingly low.
I finally got a mansion. I am now part of the 1% of San Andreas' criminal underworld.
>>561394221Mansions are soooo last week. We're all into pogs now.
>>561394309I just went through a thousand infinite loading screens and 'Heist Failed: Member quit' that I will go insane.
>>561394618I feel your pain man. I remember several weekly events in which the challenge couldn't be completed, because it required a full group of members to finish a heist.
>>561394851I'm going to keep the cycle going now that I have it all. I will join random heists and when they start I will quit because I literally do not believe 99% of players don't quit on purpose. Unless GTA Online's servers are worse than UT1999
>>561395038I wouldn't mind players quitting, if the heist didn't just end right then. I would rather be soft-locked by the missions logic than just be forced to abort.
>>561394082What do you think is the chance the Indian dev team is capable of retroactively altering those heists?
>>561395332I hated that shit so much. I used to play with my cousin back on 360 and it took us like 2 weeks to get through the pacific standard heist. Took forever to fill the lobby, if you get one person and someone else doesn't show up in 20 seconds they leave, they finally stick around and demand a huge cut so we'd kick them, finally get into the heist and they quit immediately, but the worst part was we'd finally be rolling then we'd get outside, someone would die instantly and just quit.
>>561397036This is still a thing today. We start a heist, someone leaves. And again, and again, and again, and again. For a game about making money people really don't want to do the easiest money grab if it's a finale.
>>561397036There's always a bad culture class when recruiting randoms. Some people just want to play the game and have fun, and don't mind screwing up and trying again and again. And you also have ego players that quit if anything isn't the ultra optimized way they have in their mind, and if they die it's because everyone else wasn't playing it their way.
>>561394170It would be exceedingly based, tho. There's so much content in the game that you can't do solo, giving you either bot NPCs, or just straight up letting you do it solo would be such a fucking blessing.Hell I've never made it past Humane Labs, because finding players for heists was already turbo cancer back then, people would fail, leave, demand unreasonable splits, and it was alltogether not worth it to do. I'd love to go through them solo a few times. Similarly have I never done the doomsday heists, because by the time they got introduced, I was so fucking annoyed at my original heist experience that I flat out had no interests in putting up with more heist bullshit: "Oh yeah, let me pay 1.2mil to 5.7mil for a facility, to do a heist that costs me 65k to set up, only to get a 1/4th split of a 650k dollar take." Pass. Fucking hard pass and a half.But now? You let me solo a 1mil+ heist? Yeah, I'm down, actually. Even if the heist takes way too long, at least it's an option to break up the tedium.
>>561397712Preaching to the choir, Anon. It would be nice indeed. I remember how glad I was back when they enabled single-player on the Agatha Baker missions. I wish they had kept doing that for more things. I guess they're busy with GTA6.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0Hqt0Dysqc
They need to do another Sprunk vs eCola event. Maybe even bring in Junk too. Make it a 3-way.
>>561407009I'm still salty that eCola won. I don't believe they did and there must've been an error somehow
>>561407328Never trust an eCola drinker.
>>561407328The game was rigged from the start
>>561384825I never recorded a clip with the rappel but if its anything like the champagne you could try rewinding to before the rope spawned, editor doesn't like when you manually move on the timeline and sometimes it de-spawns stuff.
You know what's the weirdest part about GTAO? Your characters face. Everyone else does relatively normal expressions, maybe a bit exaggerated but nothing crazy. But since you're a mute you have a serious case of "The Sims Face" :O :< O.O
why are ppl posting Hermeses?
>>561424694Why not?
Come on Rockstar! I found it fair and square! Just let me keep it!!!
>>561419552I watched the clip as it was and there was no rope either. I don't think there's a way to re-activate it from that clip
>>561421537I dunno... it feels pretty natural to me.
>>561452965I wouldn't do it to my character, but I can imagine the cutscenes being hilarious with that makeup.
Boy, this general is fucking destined for page 10 these day, ain't it? Anyone having any fun?
>>561463543we sshould bee talking abbout gtta66, yes
>>561463543I am.
>>561463815See: >>561263214My hopes for 6 are extremely low. The single player is gonna be "fine", but the multiplayer is gonna be an overmonetized fucking mess. Red Dead Online failed, but it still showed Rockstars hand in how they believe online parts should be handled and monetized. GTA6O is going to play like a job, unless you use your job to skip the grind. But then you're gonna realize: There is only the grind.
>>561464364agreed. its probably going to be one of the most predatory live service games to ever existanother one people overlook is r* refusing to give us an option to paint the stock wheels then selling cars for a limited time with painted stock wheels. people dont realize that exists to get you to buy the same car again. combine that with the loss you take from selling the other one and they've succeeded at making you spend money on nothing
I've done it, mods working on Linux for EnhancedI don't have anywhere to post this because GTAV modding disappeared up its own ass into Discord. It was an adventure!>get Protontricks, dll override for xinput1_4 and dinput8>Lutris or any other wine manager to create a 64-bit prefix to install dotnet48 in (does not work in proton)>Copy prefix files over to Steam's>get ScriptHookV and ScriptHookV Dot Net Enhanced>voila, script mods workRPF editing takes more effort>Get NaturalVision Enhanced, strip it of its onigiri.asi which is not available anywhere else>Modded files go in ../onigiri/platform (the same as mods/update/x64 in openIV) and ../onigiri/common to be injected during game startIt's no GTARP but it's fun to look at at least
>>561386241Same here, long time lurker never posted, but maybe I should post my character to leave a memory of him in internet forever. I kinda love this fucker and I'm quite sad when GTA 6 gonna come out and we will all hop on and leave 5 back
>>561464929I'm still fucking baffled that you can't call someone from inside a building. It's one of the DUMBEST things about GTAO. What do you mean I can't call Pavel from my mansion? But honestly what scares me the most right now is that there are quality of life business management things that are locked behind GTAO+. There is NO WAY, they'll give us shit like the master terminal for "free" ever again.
>>561384825Even if you hit play? Some things like particle affects don't pop up unless you hit play on the clip.
So when switching from Legacy to Enhanced, Rockstar forgot to include the option to pick custom shifter handles... Did ANY of the vehicles accidentally still keep the option in the menu? My old custom cars still have the old ones I equipped before the migration, but it doesn't appear to be available anymore.
>>561465089Fascinating
What's the best vehicle for these weekly time trials?
>>561473157Powersurge
Invetero is underrated
>Getting the LS car meet prize car involves winning races against players.Well there goes that activity for me. That's never gonna happen.
>>561483917If you don't know how to autismdrive and curbstomp and do all the shitty shennanigans your only ways to win a race is with luck, a drift race or a community race that has the random car things where you get a random car and pray your opponent gets the absolute dogshit cars every time like me.
>>561484109Currently my challenge is to place #1 on an ls series race. Absolutely not happening, lmao.
>>561472402I've got my fingers crossed that the new Wine 11 release with kernel integration opens the floodgates to GTARPIt's the only thing I know of that remains windows exclusive aside from GTAO (due to Battleye dickery)
>>561485429Try the drag races. It may take a few tries but they're piss easy to win if you get the hang of it. Just gotta figure out what the fastest cars for them are
What's coming tomorrow in #GTAOnlineContinued rewards• Community Series Showcase (available through April 1):• Log in to receive GTA$1,000,000 (within 72 hours)• Complete five Community Series Jobs each week to receive GTA$500,000 – totaling GTA$1,500,000 (within 72 hours)• Complete all Weekly Challenges over the next three weeks to receive the Community Collection: Homies Sharp Tee, Benny’s Fitted Cap, and the new Knuckleduster livery for the HVY Nightshark (Off-Road)3x GTA$ & RP:• Special Vehicle Work• Money Laundering Missions for Hands On Car Wash, Higgins Helitours, and Smoke on the Water• Community Series (6X for GTA+ Members)2x GTA$:• Mr. Faber Work (4X for GTA+ Members)• Hands On Car Wash Safe IncomeSalvage Yard Robbery Targets:• The McTony Robbery: Överflöd Entity MT (Top)• The Podium Robbery: Karin Everon (Mid)• The Gangbanger Robbery: Weeny Issi Rally (Standard)Weekly Challenge:• Win three Races to be rewarded $100,000Premium Race:• Taking Off, locked to SuperHSW Time Trial:• Del Perro Beach to Murietta HeightsTime Trial:• LSIAFIB Priority File:• The Brute Force FileThe Premium Deluxe Motorsport vehicles are as follows:• Canis Kalahari• BF Bifta• Lampadati Pigalle• Ocelot Lynx• Bravado VerliererLuxury Autos:• Annis Hardy in the all new Grass Roots livery• Karin Everon RSLucky Wheel:• Grotti Stinger TTPrize Ride:• Finish Top 3 in the LS Car Meet Series to be rewarded with the Enus Paragon SPremium Test Ride:• Vapid FMJ MK VTest Rides:• Hijak Ruston• Lampadati Michelli GT• Dinka Enduro
>>561488587Take full advantage of the latest discountsFREE:• JoBuilt Phantom Wedge• LSIA Vehicle Warehouse50% off:• Executive Offices40% off:• Hands On Car Wash Property30% off:• Överflöd Suzume• HVY Nightshark• Annis Euros• Nagasaki Blazer Aqua• Karin Everon RS• Karin Previon• Übermacht Rebla GTS• Principe Lectro• Dinka Vindicator• Mammoth Patriot StretchGun Van Discounts:40% off:• Railgun40% Off (GTA+ Members Only)• Military Rifle
>>561488587>the bonuses for next weekI'm gonna jump from my Office at Maze Bank Tower.
>>561488725>The wedge is freeThey're giving the grief truck out for free? Lmao
Rockstar let me fucking train Chop to stop shitting in my yard goddamn
>>561301278sooooooo hermes cover?
>>561488587Newfag here. I ain't no expert but these 3X and 2X $ bonuses are pretty... pretty bad right?
>>561494978average, not great, not terrible.
>>561494978Also newfag, seems like buying the car wash cause it's half off then doing those missions might be okay. Don't know what the actual payout is yet so it might suck.
>>561494978Bro once you start thinking about $/hr in GTAO nothing compares to the heistsAll this shit is trash you drop as soon as you can do the heists
>>561493752Calm down I'm here.I'll try to play a bit today so I can add my own.>>561424694>>561255275>>561259483>>561277237>>561289013Added.>>561466126Hey if you get one nice enough I'll add to the covers and you can live forever in my webzone.>>561367147Oh nice, added.Movie cover is still pretty empty, there's 5 spots still open.
>>561488587>Weekly Challenge:>Win three Races to be rewarded $100,000And I thought my phone was already blowing up with race requests this week.
FUCKING FINNALLYi thought i almost couldn't do it.anyway i'm going to be connected later so if anyone needs help with their weekly challenges just invite me and i let you win a race or a deathmatch, remember to configure the deathmatch for Free for all or it wouldn't count and close the matchmaking so nobody else enters.
>>561496416 I'm the guy who wrote the cayo "1.2mil per 6min" guide. So if I want money, I just kinda.. do that. But for other activities I still kinda think of them as: "that's a joke amount of money" vs "That's actually not that terrible". Ya know? Like, obviously compared to getting a mil in under 10min it's all a joke, but to me there's still a difference between activities you can do all day, and you won't really see a difference in your cash, and activities that when you do them all day, you will at least have made a small contribution. The first I will only do if it's a really fucking fun activity, such as playing a good community map for the first time, the second I'm cool with doing while listening to a podcast or chatting with friends. But yeah in the end if it's money? Off to cayo.
>Carwash on sale just after I bought a fucking car washJust my chud luck.
Wait, does this mean because I bought 5 large cargo warehouses (Fucking obviously) instead of wasting a slot on a small and a medium one, I will never get the full car wash safe payout?
>>561496258Don't that's end game content. It should be one of the last businesses you ever buy
How do I do a backflip on a motorcycle without doing the stupid thing where the bike just angles itself to the side and spins instead of doing the flip?
>>561503117Can depend on which pike you're using, but mostly just be at 100% with the controls. Keyboard might help.
>>561499530You there anon? im interested in speedrunning this shit, both the community series and the deathmatches.
Well, I didn't get a hermes photo, but I got a James Bond photo.
Also this but no gun :(
>>561503908Any bike really. Usually I jump off something, I hold S for the backflip, it goes goo until about when the wheel is fully pointing upwards, and then it all goes fucking sideways.
>>561505327Im here now, lets do it, let me open the game.
So while I think that shot turned out real good I don't want a female character in the main spot of a bond cover.Still need 3 more.
>>561505327Im ready.
>>561507534>>561507808sent invite
>>561454318It's something alright...I should do the Dax missions as a mime.
sorry for the spam
This one could be fun as a mime.I don't think I have a recording of it, but there's also that dance move where your characters pulls a invisible rope, that one I should definitely record as a mime.
>>561464364White Boy Summer will save gaming:https://youtu.be/owK-2zmVhd8TRUST THE PLAN
>>561473157it's always HakuChou drag HSW
>>561513949>spam>only person posting regular keeping the thread alive
>>561520686I feel it's gonna be one of those days.
>>561513949Nothing wrong with keeping the thread alive!
can I see your Lowriders & tricked out Benny cars?
>>561536295It troubles me that some of the options are gone since Enhanced came out. Shifter knobs used to be customizable.
>>561536295More presentable picture later, Inspired by the Exotic Variant of one of the cars in Scarface The World is Yours game.
>>561537042
>>561542659
Comfy game, even with my sub par graphics.
>>561544152
>>561496710I was just asking, nothing more.The Hermes idea actually gave me a reason to make pics again.
>>561544339
>>561544962
>>561496710Guess I gotta get myself a hermes.
>>561544339>>561544962>>561545067comfy pics>>561507613thought about doing the spectre turtleneck cover but no male character here
>>561545620Thank you very much for the kind words anon.
>>561546434
>>561547143
>>561536295I usually hate flames on cars, but it looks so good o the Bucaneer.
>>561496710>Hey if you get one nice enough I'll add to the covers and you can live forever in my webzone.will do broski, first time messing with this photo mode so let me drop a little teaser, but i will get one worth cover eventually.
>>561547234
>money vault is bugged in carwash and niteclub>agsin>have to restart
>>561545620bump
okay it the safes work now
>>561491737Is it good?
>>561559159Excellent.It's considered necessary for the Cayo longfin prep heist. It used to smoke and die after a ~dozen car hits, but they buffed it like ramp buggy, and you can have fun with more fun now.
Congratulations guys!You won the Goodest Goy award~!!
>>561559159super fun to use also it's free so get it
>>561542659Oh god, it's spreading.>>561544790You're good, I'm just pretending to be annoyed cause its funny.>>561551519>poses with 2 ladies>goes to bed alonepoor ItaloAnon, you girls gotta treat him better.>>561548730Ey, that's pretty great already.
>>561559935Cool, where's my $2000?
>>561501037Yes, but the car wash safe caps out at 100k and the amount per day you can earn from it caps out at 30k. This means that the safe will waste some money filling up every 4 in game days. As long as you can keep the income above 25k/day, it will up just as fast as 30k and you won’t waste any money.
>>561572960Wow, that's retarded.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZpWTHtwceE>the goyim are building mk2'sSupply chain bros.......
>>561575624At least you don’t have to worry about your 5 large warehouses affecting your overall income. I don’t know why they don’t just cap the safe at 120k or something, though.
>>561572960Anon, that's not really what I was asking, but thanks I guess?
>>561579064What I’m telling you is that it doesn’t matter that you won’t get the full payout since the it doesn’t evenly divide into the capacity of the safe. The safe takes 4 days to fill at both 25k and 30k payouts and unless you want to babysit the car wash every 3 in game days for 90k, getting the full payout makes no difference. Also, I answered your question exactly as you asked it.
>Discovered KULT FM as a radio station I enjoy for myself>they have that dude whose name I can't spell as a DJ>Still text to speech announcementsReally? They couldn't get someone to throw in a voice line?
>>561488587>Canis KalahariLet me guess, the hard top, again.
>>561581957Julian cassablancass, mac demarco are the only 2 names I remember from this station
>>561562156
>>561590212
>>561591435
It seems that the Annis Hardy has some little PRB and WK on the new livery. I wish they were more prominently displayed.
>>561592313
>>561593298
>>561594668
Damn, i just saw the FMJ mkV at LS car meet and it's expensive af, 5 millions, can it fly, shoot rockets, etc??
>>561599761Nope, it's just a fast track car.
>>561596692
Can we not paint the free truck?
>>561600914People used to know a trick to force it into the LSC, but it seems to have been removed.
>>561601770Bummer
>>561600914Same issue with the Stretch I don't know why you can't customize it.
>>561602375Another bummer; I want that in the club one off spot, not that ugly hummer stretch.
>>561602647Business idea: Keitora with boxes in the bed
>>561253379>email get hacked by pajeets>steam gets hacked>can't log into email anymore>delete email>recover steam in less than 24 hours (based steam support)>wanted to try Enhanced Edition>Rockstar account linked to my steam has the email that was hacked and deleted>contact rockstar support>get thisWhat the fuckWhat do i do now
>>561607120just gotta stay on itif you have screenshots of your rockstar account being linked to your steam send them thosetakes a while until they let you change mail or reconnect to a steam account
>>561607120Doesn't GTA on steam give you a cd-key to register the rockstar account?If the account got deleted can't you use that to remake that account?Or was the cd-key only a pre-order thing?
Well i finished my weekly challenge, Im not really good at races i just keep playing races until i find people worst than me good luck in your challenges guys.
>>561616390the trick is to start a street race, invite, kick everyone except the level 27, race
>>561607120Forward it to Steam Support and tell them to give you a refund since Rockstar has revoked your license
>>561610390Oh, it was just a pre-order thing, ignore me.
Who will end tornado on tornado violence?
I'm such a dork for admitting this but I love whenever someone chases me while I'm in my blacked out granger 3600LX trying to kill me. Feels like a movie especially when they actually go over the slick mines and lose me
>>561634073I always blast rap when I'm in my custom donk Some of my cars are for very specific moods
>>561637623>Some of my cars are for very specific moodsI feel you on that
>>561488725>FREE: >JoBuilt Phantom Wedge Im glad its free now but i should have gotten this ages ago. Speeds up the longfin prep for cayo by a lot
10 cool facts about the mansions
>>561654596Number 10. You get a hot ai gf
>>561654751She sounds hot, but she lives in my walls somewhere.
>Faber sent a squad of hitmen to get you instead of targeting your money income or allies (Tony, Madrazo, IAA, snitching you too El Rubio, etc)He's a retard and deserves his upcoming downfall, and makes me wonder how he made it this far
>>561654751>>561659531>Is it red flag if I like to watch you sleep? Hmm I don't know
>>561661085Please tell me she actually says that. I don't have a mansion yet
>>561662809don't think she says that exactly but she's very hornyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8q95G9dcC8
>>561488587>Luxury Autos:>• Annis Hardy in the all new Grass Roots liveryIt's got some little Princess Robot Bubblegum and Wasabi Kitty representation. I kinda wish they were bigger.
>>561662809>>561664490I don't remember if it' word for word but I'm 100% sure she say's this line I heard this at least 20 times when I log to game with spawn set to mansion. The moment you stand up from bed.
>>561664490When you start exercising she asks if it's ok to record you so she can watch it later.>>561664962pic related
>>561665682Oh and btw the "hmm I don't know" i just 10/10 on point for me
Angel is if Cliffford had horny set to 120%?
>>561666770120% is too low
>>561488587when does this expire?
>>561671157Runs until the end of wednesday.
holy shit enabling out of sight and shooting at other players cars is funny afyou see them zigzag to dodge the bullets and checking the map for potential suspects
>>561672374I don't know if it still works, but there used to be a bug that let you shoot through buildings as long as you had heat vision turned on.
No u
>>561672374will a Sniper Mk2 one shot someone through a windshield?
You don't bomb a guy who's enjoying his fucking classic.
>>561687917Yes
>>561667453Over 9000?!
Is there any helicopter that can have a missile jammer + countermeasures? Same with planes.
>>561694140>Is there any helicopter that can have a missile jammer + countermeasures? Same with planes.tldr; no. This cost 2000 gallons of water.
>>561695234Damn. It would've been cool if we could have both on one
Bampu
Thinking about selling business stuff in a public lobby for the first time in awhile but I forget, if the stuff gets destroyed it just partially takes away your stock right? It'd be dumb if it all went away
can you stop dying while i play something else please?
>>561711421The fraction you delivered was delivered. The fraction that was destroyed, is gone forever.
>>561711421
>>561711514>>561711906Breh
Saving the thread.
>Mystery prize>15k chipsDammit...
>>561728113If I ever win the Lost Slamvan I'd use it for like a week and then it would just collect dust in some garage
>>561728113Even better when it's a 15k chip prize but it only gives you 5000 or 7500.
>want the free vehicle warehouse instead of my current one since there's more room for a iron mule to land and pick up cars>I have to sell all my vehicles in it first
>>561736445I have the building on the east side of the city. I park the car on the far side of the road, and it's still near enough that the chase cars will not have spawned yet.
>>561736671I might have the same one as you, is it over by the car meet?
>>561740610That general direction, further out. Where the city runs out of city and becomes a grassy field.
>>561740836Ohh
>>561740884I looked up the name. Murrieta Heights. That's the one I have. Reasonably close to the railroad, which was helpful in the days before the Iron Mule.
>get into an actual pvp battle for the first time in years while also just having recently gotten back into the game>its a 3v1 and despite me dying dozens of times I somehow manage to get multiple kills on all 3 who clearly pvp'd a lotI'm genuinely surprised I even managed to hit as many shots as I did and kinda but not really held my own. It was snipers at the airport so whenever I spawned in I was killed within 10 seconds or less but despite that dropped some bodies. This was all with not using fully upgraded weapons and whatever optimal pvp strats/settings there are too. It was kinda fun even if I was basically getting spawn killed but it reminded me why I avoid pvp when I can, shit gets exhausting after awhile
>>561741256I see it on the map yeah, thats not too bad. Do you plan on making the switch like me or sticking with your current one?
Can I sell the LSIA car warehouse I just got for free to upgrade to one that's not on the edge of the map?
>>561746038Sell? No. And since it was free you'll get no money for when you switch warehouses either I believe.
>>561659531>she lives in my walls somewhere>"holo" gf not included >not even for gta+ cucksholy fuck, that's a MASSIVE swing and a miss from J*>>561697346turn on the lights anon
>>561746838Yeah; you get literally $0 trade-in value for free properties, including ones from weekly promotions or from the various starter packs that come bundled with a lot of versions of the game.However, if you win a car from the lucky wheel, you will get the street theft value of the vehicle. Usually $8-$12K.
>>561754507What you get is the value of the livery/cosmetics the car comes with.
>>561742558Staying there. It works too well. if they had a place all the way in Del Pero, I might be tempted to put it there to be near my other stuff, but as it is I don't feel motivated to move.
>>561729834I would probably do the same, it's like a brick with wheels, but I still want it.>>561730617I got what was advertized, and last time I got the mystery prize, I got a giant diamond on my cargo warehouse, so even if I can't get the fucking van, I still got something
thinking about getting a Previon....has some cool liveries for it
>>561767348It's usable in the street races as well. Highly underrated I wish the game mode wasn't so neglected :(
>>561767348Stripes are basically attractive, but it does seem Rockstar reserved most of the more boisterous liveries for fomo dissemination.
>>561778067oh are some of the liveries no longer available?
>>561781903some are career rewards, one time login offers or special sales
>>561781903Yeah. There was a casino only livery, and some for buying it from GTA+ on certain weeks.
Hate it when the host choose weapons from C with the Vincent heist.
Is GTA VI good?
>>561753334no no, it's gotta be dark for me or otherwise i lose on those crispy colors at night, because Rockstar conflated gamma with saturation, so the higher i have my gamma the more visible is my game in turn of having the colors be washed out.
>>561792020It's alright
Finally was able to make the switch to the airport vehicle warehouse after destroying all my standard and mid range vehicles. Its a lot better now and plenty of space for the iron mule
>>561792020As groundbreaking as Half Life 3
Slowly making my way thru RDR.Funny seeing Rockstar obviously add fake lights for the cutscenes so the characters are better lit.
>>561817181MY NAME IS JOHN MARSTON
>you can get 150k for selling a high end vehicle in a full lobby I wish I knew that sooner...
I have procured an ItaloAnon reaction image.>DAFUQ????
>>561823527>>561823765Me fighting the game to no avail in taking my character seriously when they decide to pull the silly goof faces that stretch my mouth wide open or make it look like an absolute Neanderthal.
I've got a lot of clips to parse through so I may be at them for a while. Cleared some up so I have space for recordings next time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmwhVGDXNo0
I need more PLANES
https://youtu.be/8CHHOIlaPPs?&t=123forgive my cringe thematic music posting
Dew it
>>561368670>but you need to shoot the corpse to hide it behind the wallsWtf you can hide bodies by doing that? Damn. I just figured they would see the blood puddle and consider it a body. I'm gonna start doing this for now on
>>561836534Only pick the auto shotgun loadout and pump lead on the corpses to move them around, that specific one in the T intersection can be moved behind the wall from the view of the corridor easily, also you can kill the Heavy by sprinting against him from the back and magdumping him while he tries to get up.Btw a lot of times that one isn't necessary to kill if you don't have awful luck with the keycard drops.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vED6twsGdFw
>>561836849Gotcha. Well hopefully in six should they decide to do stealth missions we'll get an option to pick up or drag bodies. Surely they'll do such a thing... right?
>>561357143cute, too bad you can't stand from roof>>561367885>"no save" AHK scripti have the thing but it never worked correctly, no idea why. I have followed guide posted here some time ago, have the game windowed and disabled the "game focus" (whatever is called) option, yet it won't work
>>561823765>whatthefuckamireading.jpg
>>561823527This is why I don't join the crew, I don't want you guys taking unflattering pictures of my character.
>>561864059I don't TYPICALLY do that to be fair.
>>561868648I still have this pic of your character
>>561862898>mfw
>>561868794That's a really nice one. I like your screenshots.
>>561728113Absurd they make that a possibility given the rarity. I think I won a cheval fugative once or something like that.
>>561870565Yep, I've won an Issi, a Hexer and a fucking Scorcher before
>>561873713>ScorcherI had to look that one up lol.
>>561870565>>561873713I've gotten the Zombie Bobber from the mystery prize.
Does off the radar work when doing vehicle warehouse deliveries using the iron mule? I've been wondering because I've seen others doing business work like air cargo i think and even though they went off radar i could still see them on the map. I always call it in as I'm leaving and it runs out right as im delivering the car or after which is great but its not like I'm actually driving the car so im curious if the icon still shows on the map or not
>>561874995Don't think so. Ghost org does, though
>>561870565She doesn't look amused by your offerings.
>>561887689
>>561878142Dang. Guess I've been doing that for no reason.
>>561891264It hides you from the map but not the goods
>>561891553Da man always making you hide the goods.
im a fucking retard but im about to blow 800 bucks on a ps5 pro just so i can play gta 6..
>>561897007So what are you going to do with the PS5 for the next year and a half?
>>561898096watch my miami vice (2006) blu-ray
>>561331864hes going to make it
>>561902198
I just had a robber random event where I had to be his getaway driver. Never seen that one before
>>561914120I get those all the time.
>>561918163I only ever get the regular robber you have you kill
>>561914120Seems to pop only when you're a MC leader, that's the only times I've seen that one and I only started to see it since like a few weeks ago.
>>561921196Last time I was an MC leader was probably 2025
>>561836201Gotta go with the classic.
better get yer ps5s before the price hikes~
I've been playing on my 2nd character lately and I constantly get kicked from heist and mission lobbies whenever I join. Probably because of my low level. Never experienced this on my main. What's the best way to quickly rack up RP?
>>561934272races and whatever event is on double RP, picking up collectables
>>561934217I'll just wait for pc version
>>561934908do you have at least a 16gig card?
>>561934217Imagine if this game is full of characters like kdj, sessanta and Dax. BADONKADONK!
>>561936283
>>561934272Currently Mr.Faber mission is double rp/money, but you need the carwash, so your best bet is grinding the triple RP/money in the community races, you won't get much money, but will get plenty of RP.
>>561937037
>>561935870>kdj, sessanta and Dax. BADONKADONK!gross
Managed to sell about a million dollars worth of nightclub stuff in a full lobby. It was definitely worth getting a 700k+ bonus but fuck I think I'm gonna stick to selling at 300k instead. It was stressful selling with so much on the line
>>561942168the stress is the gameplay, you'll fall asleep selling in invite lobbies
>>561937817
>>561942761
>>561942262True. Also I was selling 300k worth of goods just now and saw someone get orbital cannoned off the side of the street while I was driving. Scared the shit out of me
Placebo, or legitimate details that you might wade into the weeds on?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifCW_R-gzC0
>>561944182
>>561946418
>>561947938
about to sell this in a full public lobby and then buy a mansion
>>561952112
>>561954591
>Having an active dream>The juggernaut wave starts to spawn in>Wake up>Too dialed-in to get back to sleep
>>561946014https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1HAzIIJMTc8aPIXXfn-fjYa27bspS27zcnsUOqAbbzAI/#reminder i'll have to fix some cars
>>561958187
>>561953759
>>561959207
>>561960353
>>561934217>>5619358704 can not be toppedhttps://x.com/TheGameVerse/status/2038538778369995216
>>561958327I have never had a dream about GTA.
>>561336447>You need to sell all the vehicles stored in your Vehicle Warehouse before you can trade it in for another one.Damn it!
>>561953759Is the hangar even at 2x? Or are you raw dogging it? That's fucking wild.Tell us how much you got paid, I bet you got me beat.
Hi, here are a few random bits that are flat out lies and also a few truths sprinkled in for good measure. -In VI you will be able to play basketball and other sporting activities with your online friends but it works like the mansions on V-In VI you will have to maintain your car with constant maintenance, especially if you use it in environments that it’s not suitable for-In VI Wood Chippers are completely functional for work use and “play”-The payouts, and cooldown timers from from the cayo perico “”nerf”” and onwards have evolved in VI, it’s very realistic how the BIG jobs are handled and play out (Heat, Money Laundering, Etc etc) -In VI You can customize your car to make it a sniper nest (The DC Shooter)-In VI you can get food poisoning from a restaurant if your rude to the workers -In VI you can cage fight, backyard wrestle, and box.Enjoy The Game
>>561953759time to rev up my Oppressor Mk 2
>>561972491>In VI You can customize your car to make it a sniper nest (The DC Shooter)Oh boy, as someone who grew up in the DC area when that was happening, I can relive my childhood.
>>561850917
>>561981436very cute
>>561981581thankshave another one
A body has been found.
>>561989137Well put it back!
>>561989137A body of water
How rare will mentions of Stance Andreas be when online moves back to Vice City? They're apparently a wheel manufacturer that uses a San Andreas sounding name despite being a Japanese company.
>>561937817>>561937037>>561936283u guys break up?
>>561998386During deathmatch there are no friendships.
>>562004205
>>562005073I love those octagon glasses. Wish we had even smaller, round glasses. Like the ones Venjent wears. Or Bautista's character in Blade Runner 2049
>>562009945They fit perfectly with the loungewear and I was lucky there was a gold and green variant that fit my outfit.
>>561981436NEAT!
>>561972491>The payouts, and cooldown timers from from the cayo perico “”nerf”” and onwards have evolved in VI, it’s very realistic how the BIG jobs are handled and play out (Heat, Money Laundering, Etc etc)Lm@ooL
wasted
BAMP!
forgot to do my daily reps, forgive me /fit/
>>562029565Get to work anon.
>thought I had enough to finally buy a mansion >turns out I'm 800k shortFuuuckkk. Guess I'll do a cayo
>>562034304I can't imagine buying something with no reserve left.I never let my bank account go below a certain level.For me that's $100M.
I wish I was as studious and saavy at making money IRL as I was in GTAO...
>>562038784Just like in GTAO, it's a lot easier to make money with minimal effort once you've invested a few million dollars first.
Can you identify all the game references in this vehicle livery?
>>562034958We live in different worlds. I could never imagine having 100mil
>>562034958Before mansions I had around 100mil.Friday before last I was almost 80mil.Last Monday I was down to 3mil.Now I'm back up to around 8mil.I should probably grind hard before the next drip feed drops, but I got used to being rich enough to just goof around and chase random events.
How do I suck less at flying in San Andreas Definitive? It's way harder than I thought it would be.
>>562051865Buy an ultralight, and use it as your car. Take it everywhere. Use it for everything. Git gud at it.
You gonna make it through the night?
>>561253379Don't know whether it's the right place to post thisSo i just recently replayed gta4+eflc and probably gonna do 5 next(been in the mood for hd era GTA)Does radio mods like airwaves+PMR work with enhanced rerelease on PC
mansions are a scam. All they do is speed up your businesses, meaning you have to do more sale missions. You do 3 times as much work for 3 times as much money. That's just working overtime. So you're spending $12 million so you can work harder to earn that $12 million back and then continue working harder. I'm not falling for it. I'll just save my money and buy things I actually want.
>>562062853They store 20 cars, that is enough for me
>>562062853the technical name for it is a "money sink"
>>562061548all the mods for legacy work, unless it doesn'tthere isn't much difference between the two versions unless a newer patch broke itnot related to postbut related to threadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBilnfBabUg
>>562051865Use a controller
>>562052926Does a similar sentiment apply to GTA V?I've been playing PC after coming from console and still switch to controller for any aircraft. I've tried changing keybinds to make flying more natural with kbd/mouse but it just feels so shit. I also don't want to practice with bad keybinds
>>562069753Almost everyone on PC keeps a controller plugged in for vehicles.
>>562069753I tend to default to keyboard for everything, but I keep a joystick on my desk to the right of my mouse, which can sub in as an analog version of my number pad, whenever I want something with more granular control. It's mostly for in the Deluxo or MK2, but can be nice for controlling bike wheelies or boats. I don't enjoy using it for planes or helicopters, because I find keyboard to just be more quick and responsive.
I remember way back, people were talking about how to prevent certain MC delivery vehicles by parking your MOC trailer in the way of where they would spawn in. Has anyone tried this trick to prevent the Car Wash missions that they don't want to see? Leave some of your special vehicles in the way of where the NPCs need their own stuff to spawn in, to convince the game to just give you different missions?
>>562069753I always use a controller for San Andreas. Haven't really needed to with GTAV. The controls aren't as sensitive and it does get better as your flying skill goes up. I will say that my flying skill is very low and the only thing a ihave problems with on keyboard are precision helicopter landings. I would fly a million times better with a controller though.
>>562071324nonone of the car wash missions involve special vehicles or suchjust reload in to a new session like the bunker/MC auto delivery missions to get the one you want, spawning in the carwash
>>562070113good to know>>562070530I've thought about a joystick specifically for GTA. Funny though, I'd use it for planes and helis only. I'm alright with most special vehicles on keyboard. Besides subs.>>562071918Helicopters are so damn hard on keyboard for me
>>562031167>240holy FAQ?!
>>562073745I can't for the life of me use a controller for helicopters. I even find using the mouse easier. But I usually just use the numpad
>>562075028lol wut, that's wild to me.I can balance a helicopter on a cunt hair with controller, but i'd be hard pressed to even take off using keyboard. With controller I just have a natural feel for helicopters.
>>562077240I also use numpad and you just get a feel for it, how long to hold it, when to just tap it, how many times to tap it and how quickly. No homo.
>>562078047I mean, i guess it's same for controller, there are just more games that use controller for helicopter controls than keyboard, and i'm far more steeped in the controller than keyboard for that type of vehicle control in particular.The fact GTA5 allows both KB/M inputs and controller inputs without any delay/lag between the two is what makes it such an easy decision for me to stick with controller for GTA5 with vehicles, even though I use keyboard/mouse exclusively for gunplay/combat.
>>562010259thank you>>561981787
>>562077240It's the stick I can't control. I just eventually spin out of control. I am aware you can technically be more precise with a controller, with planes, too. However I have been using the numpad for a decade now so I am pretty precise with it
>>562082447time for flight school
>>562089464Why?
>>562090821you're bad at flying.
>>562091047With a controller
Anyone else use custom logos for steam? I should make another set so I can have enhanced and legacy with different styles.>>562062853Are you this guy >>562051058 that bought the mansion without security? Cause if so, ya fucked up.The biggest benefit the mansion gives is getting rid of raids so you don't have to be afraid to be CEO/MC and be dragged into an annoying mission in the middle of doing something else.>>562075028Same, I use kb/m for everything, flying with controller feels too wild to me, too loose. On keyboard I feel way more in control.>>562080638All these are very cute, I love the Brioso it's an adorable car, I wish cars IRL stayed that size instead of turning into the monstrosities they are today.
>>562091124yeah but since controller flying is the higher skill ceiling, even if you're the best KB/M flyer, you're still just an average flyer in general.
>>562091350That's fine with me
>>562091297You just convinced me to make custom covers with only my character and screenshots to use on steam
>>562091812It was pretty funny seeing my custom logo on the pre-load thingie when Enhanced came out it was less funny when I had to delete and re-download because "unlocking" the preload was taking forever.You can get a clean GTA logo from steamgriddb.com
>>562092374Cool, thanksBy the way, now that you're here. How do you do the logo removal from the racerback tops? You said last thread hover over any arena war armor and switch lobbies. That doesn't work for me, though. Or should I switch lobbies by joining someone else via steam or social club?
>>562093763It doesn't work on every racertop.I can only confirm it works on the red, black with penetrator logo and white with red logo.It doesn't work with the white that has the 24/7 logo and the baby blue with pink.Off the top of my head that's what I remember.
Oh, I forgot...>should I switch lobbies by joining someone else via steam or social club?I just hover over the first arena war armor then open the pause menu and find a new lobby.You can also do the trick without changing lobbies if you have a friend and you wait a few seconds for the game to autosave while hovering the armor then tell your friend to rob the store and it should work.Been a while since I've done this method so I don't know if it still works.
>>562094851I tried it with the black penetrator top>>562095076I see, I'll give it a go a couple more times
>>562091297>Are you this guyI am that guy and no, we are different people. I plan on getting security at a later date
>>562095076Oh I see what the problem wasI just found out after 11 years I can open the pause menu with P
>>562096453Don't worry Anon, they'll patch away that ability soon.
>>562096830I weep in my black with skulls acid delivery helmet
>>561253379>Drop your name herePC ign: invite-only
>try the ai limo service>set waypoint>drives in the opposite direction Fucking amazing
>>562101153Did you at lead remember the "call hooker" function so she can heal your character along the way?
>>562101552lmao what?
>>562102147Yeah Anon, hookers heal your character. It's been that was in probably all the games they've been in.
>>562102561You're yanking my chain
>>562102147Gaming tradition
>>562102759And Claude has been the only one that can get multiple hookers in his car at the same time.
>>562103162You're pulling my leg
Why do I keep losing all my SMG ammo? Is there a current bug?
>>562103754that happens with ammo sometimes you can exploit that bug to get free ammo thosee >>561253379the youtube vid at the bottom of the sticky
>>562091297agreed, smaller cars are coolerdefinitely would like to see more 70s to 90s styled small boxes in games more, the rally cars are such prime real estate for compact funwish the Brioso 300 got the HSW stuff too
>>562095076Thanks anon I got it to work now
>>562105904Game desperately needs a TwingoI'd be happy if they'd do the new electric version
Anyone know how long the mansion speed+strength boosts last?
>>562120249You can also use the boost for bunker research. Plus the Acid Lab boost stacks with the Mansion boost
Wish the mansion could boost the thread
>>562121005I think he is talking about the buffs to sprinting and strength from doing yoga or gym at the mansion.>>562120249No idea, I've heard they last until you die, change session or start mission/heist.
>>562128995Oh I think you're right
sent a crew invite for PCname: SneedsFeedN_Seed
Are those a police car radio and an amp??
Nearing $200M in the bank
>>562096830I don't doubt it.>>562105904Hell yeah, tiny rally cars are the goat. Tropos is one of my favorites.>>562109702Eeey very nice. Here's my favorite black swimsuit pic I took.>>56212024948 minutes on both. Shame because I was told it lasted until you died but it doesn't.
>>562139250I wish my stats were as clean as yours. I have 100M in expenses unaccounted for
>>562143112>48 minutes on bothI figured, that sucks. Might be useful for Cayo prep at the very least.
>>562114290>Twingowhatta 0w0 car
>>562138630Look like a police radio scanner or CB radio/intercom system and Fukaru MoTeC Data Logger /ECU (Engine Control Unit), the "tuner" part of the tuners.
>>562144268Isn't that ~100mil the amount sitting in your account now?
Weaponized planes and helicopters that don't have missiles or explosive guns should be allowed to have a missile jammer on them
>>562121005>trying to force grinders to play extra 4 hours everydayThis is like giving heroin addicts fent for their birthday.
>>562126629>Wish the mansion could boost the threadThreads will EXPLODE when GTA6 comes out 1, I mean 3 years from nowTRUST THE PLAN>>562150672Several planes got jammers upgrades and are being used to slice MK2s with their props.No choppers tho.They are all still sitting ducks to anyone with a Railgun and decent aim (not me).
Hello good proprietor. Have you any shopping carts? I need to stock up on essentials.
>>562151257>hfw
>>562151832In Los Santos, it's just Tuesday.
>>561488587>Luxury Autos:>• Karin Everon RSAm I mistaken, or is that yellow livery a new one that isn't listed? Didn't they just give everyone a free Everon RS? Is it intentional that this one would go under the radar and everyone would skip it?
>>562153738>Didn't they just give everyone a free Everon RS?No?the new one was this livery?
>>562154481I think I see my mistake. I'm looking at what is probably a secondary color area on the vehicle in the store window, and assuming it's a livery.
>>562154481uglyso ugly, damn
>>562151132>Howard NX-25I'm debating on either getting that or the Alpha Z-1. Those are the fastest propeller planes aren't they?
>>562155742ye, the NX is smaller with larger prop (the striking surface)
Interesting?https://gtaforums.com/topic/936542-vehicles-with-inaccessible-color-options-trim-color-accent-color-etc/
>>562154481>what if we took a truck and made it uslesspeak auto design
>>562160408None of the stores in Los Santos are willing to sell lumber to me.
>>562161120you have to source direct from the Paleto Bay forests~
>>562161812I brought the wrong kind of axe.
>>562163361Oh BROTHER
>>562062853I have 160 mil in bank and nothing to spend it on, bought mansion just because it was "something new" did new missions and kinda forget about it, but with mansion speed production bonus I'm already way past what i spent on it, just buy supplies, use speed bonus and go do shit you want broski, then sell and repeat
>>562062853I bought all three for the parking slotI WILL NEVER pay GTA+, fuck you.(GTA+ gives, I mean rents you a 100 car garage as long as you pay)
>>562165536The worst part is how much they shill the workshop. Only thing that makes it special is the ability to add lock-on jammers.. which becomes pointless when you have to drive to like 3 different workshops for other upgrades anyways.
>>562172598but you can make 5x money bro~!!!
>>562165536You can pay for it once, store 100 vehicles, and then stop paying. As long as you don't move any of the vehicles into another garage they'll stay there (and still be accessible via the mechanic).
ITS SNOWING
>>562180213OVER YOUR SHAME YOUNG LADY
>>562180409Excuse me for not having an appropriate outfit saved in case of a sudden blizzard in April!!!
Worth a buy?I already got it for ps4 when it came out, but I might want to play it w/o stuffing my ears from the jet engine noise it makes and see how Online is doing these days...
>>562180213I assumed it was some modder, lol.Very comfy.
>>562176341>You can pay for it onceI already paid ~50 million Rockstar bucks for the 3 mansions, I'm good.
>>562182007Its super comfy. I haven't seen snow in Online since probably Christmas 2018 or 19 so its honestly kinda nostalgic
>>562182605I'm just clarifying, you don't need to spend the money every month like a permanent subscription just to store 100 cars.
The Gooch is back today as well
god i fucking hate this snow shit
>>562185232I understand, thanks.>>562186979in America we have the freedom to have shit tastes as well
I'm glad there's snow for April Fools. I didn't play much during Christmas and didn't get my snow fill. I like driving in the snow, but hate whenever it rains in game
well that was a nice break, time to start saving for the mansion
Is there a way to remove a Marshall that I own? I accidentally bought one with the wrong livery.
>>562181112What's that outfit appropriate for? WHORING?!?>april fools captcha>asking about football playerskek, well played
>>562200698No, but you can have more variants of it than the one.
Does anyone happen to have one of these Go Go Monkey Blista that I could buy off of you?
>>562181112I've been trying to create an outfit using a top hat but never thought of thisI'm going to grand theft outfit your idea
I didn't expect it to be top hat weather this time of year.
What a pleasant surprise!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"
sales?
>>562143112Tropos is lovely
GTA Online - April 2nd to April 9thNew This Week• Bravado Buffalo Cruiser• Bravado Buffalo STX Pursuit – free to claim for GTA+ Members this week and available to everyone from April 9Dispatch Work MissionsNeighborhood Watch Event (available through April 8): • Complete 5 Dispatch Work Missions to receive the Summer LSPD Officer w/ Tie Outfit and GTA$200,000 as part of the Weekly Challenge • Log in and purchase or own the Declasse Park Ranger (Emergency) to receive the Winter Park Ranger Outfit (within 72 hours) Weekly Challenges and Vehicles:• Podium Vehicle: Maibatsu MonstroCiti• Prize Ride Challenge: Place Top 2 in the LS Car Meet Series 4 days in a row• Prize Ride Vehicle: Ocelot Swinger• Time Trial: Calafia Way • Premium Race: Boots on the Ground, locked to Motorcycle• Test Ride 1: Western Wolfsbane• Test Ride 2: Declasse Vamos• Test Ride 3: Vulcar Fagaloa • HSW Time Trial: Sandy Shores to La Puerta• Premium Test Ride: Declasse Vigero ZX ConvertibleThis Week's Salvage Yard Robberies Vehicles• The Gangbanger Robbery: Albany Hermes• The McTony Robbery: Hijak Ruston• The Cargo Ship Robbery: Enus Paragon RThis Week's FIB Priority File• The Fine Art FileLuxury Autos• Benefactor Vorschlaghammer• Declasse Tampa GTPremium Deluxe Motorsports• Grotti Cheetah Classic• Vapid Ellie• Bravado Greenwood• Albany V-STR• Benefactor SchafterBonuses2X GTA$ and RP• Dispatch Work (3X for GTA+ Members)• Firefighter • The Vespucci Job• Community Race Series
Law Enforcement Vehicle Discounts (available through April 15): 35% off• Western Police Bike• Invetero Coquette D10 Pursuit • Vapid Caracara Pursuit • Canis Terminus Patrol• Willard Outreach Faction • Vapid Dominator FX Interceptor • Bravado Greenwood Cruiser • Bravado Dorado Cruiser • Declasse Impaler LX Cruiser• Declasse Impaler SZ Cruiser• Vapid Stanier LE Cruiser• Bravado Gauntlet Interceptor• Vapid Unmarked Cruiser• Declasse Park RangerDiscounts30% Off• Grotti Cheetah Classic• Vapid Ellie• Bravado Greenwood• Albany V–STR• Rhino Tank• Bravado Dorado• Ocelot Ardent• Western Company Duster 300–H• Lampadati Viseris• Lampadati Tropos Rallye• Lampadati Casco• Vapid TaxiGun Van Discounts:Free• Nightstick• Baseball BatFree for GTA+ Memebers• Stun Gun50% off• Heavy Rifle70% off for GTA+ Members• Body Armor40% off for GTA+ Members • Compact EMP Launcher
>>562181112>tfw I created a cold weather outfit 2 days ago
>>562224167>Bravado Buffalo Cruiser>• Bravado Buffalo STX Pursuit>Complete 5 Dispatch Work Missions to receive the Summer LSPD Officer w/ Tie Outfit and GTA$200,000 as part of the Weekly ChallengeThey listened!
>>562225392It's kind of funny this happenned because I kept thinking about making one for next winter, despite it being so far out.
The snow was pretty at first but damn its getting annoying to drive in. Why did they add it in anyways?
>>562227307april fools day
>>562227631Oh yeah. I forgot that was today
>>562208967Yeah its one of my favorite outfits. Unfortunate that the gloves glitch the dress though
>>562225981I waited for you to do those races im missing and you never showed up i think i lost the last reward of that triple week.
>>562224167>• Complete 5 Dispatch Work Missions to receive the Summer LSPD Officer w/ Tie Outfit and GTA$200,000 as part of the Weekly Challenge >• Log in and purchase or own the Declasse Park Ranger (Emergency) to receive the Winter Park Ranger Outfit (within 72 hours)Good for anyone who missed the first go round.>>562224121That looks almost the same as mine and I think we already pointed this out to each other lol.Or maybe that's just a common build on that car.>>562225392Very nice. I'd change that default top underneath the jacket tho
>>562230235Long sleeve is the winter one tho, short sleeve is summer police
>>562230392That's just a quick screenshot I have, I haven't opened GTA in a week when I made this screenshot.Which hey I wasn't very happy with how dark the gun was so I made it brighter.
>>562230235I picked that top underneath because of the white line that shows above the beltBut I will also admit I struggled to pick something that fit
>>562230234Fuck. I'm sorry. I was busy this week and wasn't on as much. I didn't mean to cuck you like that....
>>562231315nvm i spooked i still have today to finish the win 3 races and play 5 more community series jobs.
>>562230234>>562231315Next time, if you want, feel free to post a reminder in these threads or something. I check them regularly. One of the perils of social club no longer being a thing is that you can't send or receive messages without actively being in the game. >>562231651Oh good! Well, we can do that then!
>>562231875Yesterday I even wanted to invite you to fuck around on Cayo, im online rn btw
>>562232365Alright, I'll be on real soon.
Winter?
>>562233569random winter on my end wtf
>sold maxed out weed in a private lobby because I assumed there'd be multiple vehicles>get a singular truck instead and just do a 3 minute drive >get weed back up to max again and try to sell in a public lobby>keep getting multiple vehicles instead This game hates me.
I like the snow, but if they really wanted to push it over the top, aliens would be cool.
>>562239830best mansion
>>562241395It has the most scenic views, but it isn't especially convenient to commute to.
>you WILL drive the garbage truck across the map>no, your $2 million dollar cargo helicopter can NOT pick up the garbage truck, no fun is allowed during sale missions>you WILL spend 12 million on a mansion so that you can drive the garbage truck across the map more times per day
Almost didn't log in to claim the free phantom wedge. That would have annoyed me. Glad I still got it.
>>562242306I despise the Iron Mule. Most overrated piece of shit helicopter in the game. Also, personally I just wouldn't touch MC businesses, not worth it at all.
>>561850917>i have the thing but it never worked correctly, no idea why. I have followed guide posted here some time ago, have the game windowed and disabled the "game focus" (whatever is called) option, yet it won't workDo you have the correct AHK version installed? It doesn't work on AHK2 for some reason you need AHK 1.1 Beyond that: you might have to run it as admin if it doesn't work. Have you tried it on desktop? You don't need the game to run to test it, so if you press Ctrl + F9 or Ctrl + F9, even on desktop something should pop up on the top left of your screen. If that works, test again in-game by pressing Ctrl + F9 and then alt + F4, to see if it says: "save failed, are you sure you want to quit?" For me, it also stops working if I have AHK running for a long while (I leave my computer on 24/7) and when that happens I right click the tray icon and select "reload script" or something like that, you could give that a try. As for the game: I play in borderless mode. Hope any of this helps. Also: no I don't know why it doesn't work in AHK 2.0
>>562224167>• Prize Ride Challenge: Place Top 2 in the LS Car Meet Series 4 days in a row>• Prize Ride Vehicle: Ocelot SwingerIt's a fun car and I like it, but I just don't need another one.
>>562239830yo what bike is that?
>>562245809The Innovation. They removed it from the stores, but sometimes it shows up at Simeon's depending on the week.
>>562224307So I need to buy an overpriced police car to do dispatch missions?
>>562246652Unless the game lets you borrow someone else's car to do it.
>>562246652Yes
>>562246735So i realized we only got snow because April 1st, i dunno why we dont get random snow days alongside random halloweeny nights, just make it happen every once in a while to spice it up.
>>562247070if you go to the Madam Nazar machine in the arcade, it can occasionally cause some snow. Of course it doesn't last long.
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>>562247535>loadinglel
>>562248329shhh
I'm guessing everyone's having messaging problems right now?
>>562251683
>>562253291
>>562258870
>POV: You joined Eberhard thinking it would be easy money and you would only face street thugs
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>>562243947I started out the same way but its really great to have in vehicle cargo and bunker sell missions.
>>562251683It's very borked.
>>562273341comfy Aprils fool
>>562273658
>>562273796https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p1vacn3KcE
>>562274241
Quite some expressions we have going on.
>>562275278
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>>562275481>game desyncs
>>562238671The snow is cool sometimes. It can be very chill if you arent doing anything in the game and just casually driving or enjoying the atmosphere. Also noticed whenever it snows, there are no waves in the ocean which can make the MC boat sell missions extremely easy to complete making boat navigating a cake walk>>562247070Yeah that would be cool althought when its halloween in the game i really tend to hate the rain so much just turn the damn rain off but keep the sky affect on at least
>snow but no Ludendorf
>>562278374Honestly expecting them to make Ludendorf accessible somewhere in the last update waves of Online mode, coming full circle to where it all started in V.
Can they patch in a system or feature that lets you pick up all of your passive earnings at once?It gets annoying to hop or drive around to every spot.
>>562287932they could, but it being annoying is the point
>>562287986They could make it the only system subjected to raids even with the Mansion's protection. Double the load to make up for it.
>>562105904if only they gave the issi classic, brioso 300 and weevil similar performances so they could race against each other...imagine having sum fun with frens>>562287932doesn't it already exist for the paypigs?
>>562224167>Premium Race: Boots on the Ground, locked to Motorcyclecheeky
interceptor gauntlet or d10 while i wait for stx (i wont be driving any of them)?
>>562224167fuck the bonuses are dogshit.
>>562296173Yeah, none of that shit is even fun.
>>562296173It's not a bonus week, it's a spending week.>Law Enforcement Vehicle Discounts (available through April 15): 35% offThat's gotta be like 20 million worth of discounts right there.
This might be a bit of a weird one, but do you guys think GTA 6 will have a vice city vibe? I ask because: When GTA 5 was first announced to take place in San Andreas, I got pretty excited about re-visiting the place. But I gotta be honest: Aside from maybe visiting grove street, it doesn't really feel like San Andreas at all. I don't feel at all like I'm re-visiting a familar place, years later. And I'm afraid with GTA 6 it's gonna be the same. Like yeah, probably some iconic landmarks like the Vercetti Estate are gonna be in there, but is it actually gonna feel like you're driving through vice city?
>>562302883I have the same problem with the map of V, I understand people think it's better but to me the map of V is incredibly disappointing, comparing the leap of Liberty City from 3D to HD felt like a big improvement and still felt like Liberty City, but Los Santos is just terrible from 3D to HD.Subjectively tho, don't want to start an argument with people who think the map is better.
I submitted a support ticket about the broken chats and they just poo pood it as if I didn't speak of any problem and resolved the ticket.
>>562304130Hopefully they fix this shit soon, better yet, bring back TEXT CHAT. I don't know what they are thinking. They really do go out of their way to make communication as hard as possible.
Cop cars on sale, I already have the Terminus Patrol, what else should I want?
>>562310932The Outreach Faction
>>562310932The ones that look good
>>562310932all of them desu
OK, we got the shot for the news, now lets get the fuck out of here!
>>562300938>put overpriced shit on sale>omg discount
Finally.
>>562319063Congrats
TEN seconds till this thread gets bumped.>counting now
>>562331802>anon your game is too darkOk but have you guys considered that with my current gamma levels this is how the fucking snowy floor looks?
>>562319063cute
Also I found that you can kick and break some wooden fences after I got pissed yesterday and I started to kick shit to unwind.
>>562332297Also I can't believe cars don't accumulate snow over them like in fucking Mafia II, Rockstar legit uncooked years of progress with GTA V, it's honestly their least impressive title in terms of basically everything.
10 police cars you can buy this week in gtao
>>562314989Hey, the price is the price, there's no haggling on GTA, so even if you don't like it those are still good discounts... besides, you're gonna end up buying everything anyway might as well save money doing it.>>562314931>>562274241She got your car!>>562302883>do you guys think GTA 6 will have a vice city vibe?Absolutely not. My character would feel right at home in 6, but would be super out of place in OG Vice City.
>>562341548Mine is the Impaler XL hers is the Outreach Faction
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>>562342703Don't worry lass I had to find the name of her car because i forgot it despite also owning an Outreach Faction.
I like how much bigger you can make the game feel with the camera.
>>562342906Also I did it to become a Vice City cop kek one outfit slot dedicated to be VCPD
>>562342906Not knowing the car name is a bit different than my "green car same durr" lol
It's a pity you can't watch TV on the cop screens in the car.
>Need an overpriced police car to do dispatch missions>Need to do dispatch missions to unlock overpriced police car trade pricewtf is this scam?
>>562348893Testing the effectiveness of this system for everything in GTA6.
>>562348893It's not even supposed to look good, they did it because they knew they could.
Cayo makes me want to kms sometimes.
>>562348893Not all of them, for example, do the finale for the Cluckin Bell Farm Raid to unlock the trade price for the Gauntlet Interceptor.
>>562348893endgame of a teenage live service
Excited for tennis tomorrow
>>562303336I like the V map, but I kinda see it as it's own thing. In my brain it doesn't at all register as "Oh this is the same region I drove around as CJ". While yeah, Liberty City, I do feel like I'm in the same place. I really really highly doubt they can do that with Vice city, partly because it's gonna be so much bigger. Vice City, even more than San Andreas has the issue of feeling like a big map, without actually being a big map. Which really shows when you look at the map with no fog effect. V is gonna have to change the scale of this massively, After how big they made san andreas, there's no way they can get away with Vice City being this "small". But yeah Vice City is my favourite GTA for the 80s "neon & cocaine" vibe, and I know it's not gonna be that. Which makes me sad.
my GTAO career is finally over, my Xbox disc drive just gave up the ghost
>>562355624That's my problem my brain tries hard to make connections to the old design of San Andreas and it's just not there so it feels weird, it doesn't feel like home.
Doing these dispatch missions makes me wish there was a gta game where we played as a corrupt cop or detective.
>>562364415I wish we could do ride-alongs and have a friend who doesn’t have the cop car still do missions with us if they’re in the car when we start one
>>562365406you can't even do missions even if both have cop cars.
>>562365542I want them to add it, seems like it would be fun. And I don’t want to have to drive back to the lockup after being sent to Paleto Bay for a taco truck
>>562367683I was tempted to call in my Iron Mule, just to see if it would work.
Y´all bustah, straight bustah!
I can only keep the thread alive so much.
>>562381587Forgivu me. I only make the occasional post
