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>>561291869Thanks for the thread sister, truly won in the idea marketplace! https://steamcommunity.com/groups/TransFurtress2
>>561291869inb4 the samefag posts xer steam group adremember to do the needful
>>561291869(voice) soldier: thanks, shupengi!
>>561292040This this this!!
>>561292081Heck yes!
>>561291869Another shupo victory.
>>561292063his obsession was too quick for you this time
>>561292257my dick between those buns
Did Zesty win yet?
>>561292332beaten by 14 milliseconds, dude truly has no life
>>561292040>>561292128>>561292257>>561292257Shuposisters won! What did we win?
>>561292273based engi dabbing on sniperbrowns
>>561292401>millisecondsnaw those were regular seconds
>>561292524point still stands
>>561292613agreed
>>561291869Anime girls should be banned.
>>561291869Huhuhuh>69Uhuhuh
>>561292678do yordles count as anime?
>>561292678This sentiment has lost many times in the marketplace of ideas.
>>561292678anime website
>>561292775why would video games count as anime?
>>561291419nice one broget an aussie version while you're at it
>>561292901zhao plap
>>561292895i'm just making sure
>>561292884Why do I recognize that throne, but can't quite place it?
>>561292775Yeah? of course.
>>561293035AKIRA
Marge, why is the best player in the world complaining about sniper? I thought it was only casuals like zesty who think he is overpowered and that professionals understand how to respect his sightline. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4wI6-eKrEw
>>561292884Incorrect.
>>561293126LEAVE ME ALONE
>>561293248Correct.
>>561292884Correct
>>561293382mods=gods
>>561293382Rogue mod doesn't mean anything when most of the site has nothing to do with anime.
>>561293702>RogueKeep coping and feel free to leave any time
>>561293630holy shit buy an ad
Remember in like 2011 when "genuine" items actually mean that the user had bought a new game?
>>561293702ur retarded
>>561293838How could I leave after being on here since 2019?
>>561293969yes, that's his whole gimmicknow stop giving it attention
>since 2019cute lil newtard
when are they gonna add an AVATAR cosmetic? you could get a SIGNATURE on it from your favorite tf2 player when they USE a gift wrap tool on it
>>561294053Bro that's 7 years ago that's a long time ago now.
>>561293978very easily, get your stupid ass banned again for being a pedophile and then go to reddit where you'll be accepted
>>561291869this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>561294179you blind retard, heavy is right there
>>561294154Nu-uh, I'm not a pedophile because i'm not attracted to anime girls.
>>561292901where is her massive bnuuy butt??????
>>561294150dawww
>>561294291you're right you're an actual pedophile
>>561294150lollmao
>>561294267It has an anime girl in it which disqualifies it from being TF2 related.
>>561294150> Bro that's 7 years ago that's a long time ago now.
>>561294291Right, you just post random images of real underage girls accompanied with DF edits. You columbian Latinx.
>>561292884back to /a/ you go!
>>561294495>>561293382
>>561294418The marketplace of ideas disagrees.
>>561294267>has to add tf2 heavy to the picture to avoid removalmakes me chuckle ngl
>childhood is when you idolize custom huds>adulthood is realizing that the default hud makes more sense
these threads were so peaceful when this faggot was banned for a week no floyds no complaints about anime no pedospam meltdowns
Team Fortress 2>Moderators>Janitors>Mods>JanniesI wonder if these keywords autoflag them. If so, please clean up the thread, thanks <3
it actually does piss me off when a weapon i like doesnāt have a strange variant
Also, Reddit doesn't even like floyd memes.https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/gy8nj6/i_was_on_a_server_where_almost_everyone_found/
>>561294730no one does and no one ever will no matter how long you spam itmore people liked snaildier than your year and a half of spamming this garbage
Strange Gas Passer>Strange Gas PasserStrange Gas Passer>Strange Gas PasserStrange Gas Passer>Strange Gas PasserStrange Gas Passer>Strange Gas PasserStrange Gas Passer
>>561294485I'm not Colombian but I love their females.
>>561294846massive fucking TRVKE
>>561294846Bro snaildier lost, nobody remembers it anymore.
>>561295049it literally just did get rememberedyou will forever be coping about it
>>561294846love this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
holding hands with my sentry
>>561295169That's because you are the one that made it and nobody else saved your memes and reposted them.
>>561295049snaildier poster has a life and a job while you sit here on your computer/phone 24/7 complaining about anime. he broke you. you're still thinking about him even though he's gone
>>561295396not even true lmaothe original poster stopped posting it months ago I saved it just because it boils your blood that people like it more than your shit
>>561295396absolute cope momentsnaildier won
? WEAPONS THAT ARE GREAT FOR STRANGES BUT NOT KILLSTREAKS? ?? WEAPONS THAT ARE GREAT FOR KILLSTREAKS BUT NOT STRANGES? ?
MvM update status?
>>561295605right after I finish plapping zhao
>>5612956052 weeks
>>561295605dont think its happening any time soon
>>561295761fat bunny ass on my dick
>>561295761
>>561294846many are saying this>>561295530>great for KS but not strangesweapons you commonly kill with>scattergun>rocket launcher(s)>grenade launcher, stickybomb launcher>minigun>wrench(?) (idk if the sentry takes part in the killstreak)>sniper rifle(s)>etc.>good for stranges but not KSweapons you don't commonly kill with, so sidearms and melees
>>561294846
>>561294907>>561295191>>561296004>>561296184Samefag
>>561296689you always do this every time you lose to the marketplace of ideasyou are so pathetic and predictable, next you'll say "this is edited"
>>561296689you lost
>>561296998This is edited.
>>561297074he's winning by getting all the attention and (you)s he's so desperate for
>>561297201
>>561296689this is spam
>THIS SUMMER>*clock starts ticking*>*tf2 theme epic orchestral starts playing*>*cuts to the mercenaries reloading their weapons*>Cena Soldier : Uhhh i have a question>Cumberbatch Medic : Scheiss, what zoldier ?>Cena Soldier : Can i put this pan on my head ?>*medic looking disappointed* >Cena Soldier : Now you can't see me!>THESE MERCENARIES>*cut to the team fighting on the field*>Jack Black Engie : Deploying sentry bot!>*sentry deploying*>Jack Black Engie : SENTRY JOCKEY>Dwayne Heavy (talking normally with 0 accent) : i need backup ! Medic !>Cumberbatch Medic : Ready !>*ubers heavy*>Dwayne Heavy : Das vedanya bitches>WILL HAVE TO UNITE>*cuts to Sniper*>Keanu Sniper : Now thats not very wholesome wanka>*demo is drinking next to him, an explosion is detonated under him*>Idris Demo : ouh lad, i'm black>TO SAVE THE WORLD>*Spy unclocks behind them, tired and with a piss covered suit*>Dafoe Spy : Now boullets, i accept, but zhis... i le cannot...>*pyro laughs in the back* >AFTER ALL, THEY'RE>Soldier and Pyro : TEAM>Demo, Heavy and Engie : FORTRESS>Medic, Sniper and SPY : TWO>*pitch black* >*scout shows up* >Holland Scout : uuuhh i think you forgot someone veeeery important, i mean ME, duh, the Scou->*Title screen*
watching the shupo tranny and floyd fag fight is absolute cinema, ty for the entertainment. have a good night /tf2g/ o7
ok falseflagfloydfag, please don't wake up
nobody here is actually retarded enough to reply to the bait for the past half hourright?
I'm a whole thread late, but I don't recommend buying back in to get a tf2 unusual. They've been excessively hoarded by the traders, and as a consequence they have inflated prices. Its only going to get worse from here as the prices keep increasing. Unless you just want to waste money for sentimental value
Floyd lost. Shupo lost. Fempyro won.
>>561299483no idea, i only reply to yordle/shupo/zhao posts
>>561299989finally, someone talkin' some sense!
>>561297935So are the plap posts.
>>561298227>>561299328>>561299483>>561299483shut the fuck up floyd spammer no one is buying this shit
>>561300146wrong >>561300214he's samefagging so hard
>>561300908Every post that has nothing to do with TF2 should be spam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
Which way Boston man
Back to shit posting it is.
>>561303935That's how we like it.
>>561298227fuck you.
https://youtu.be/98DJpEzcenY
>>561304983poppyseggs
>>561304983The airport vs town square analogy was pretty spot on
>4 days agobuy an ad faggot
>>561304983mastercomm is a girl?
>>561304983This is an insanely good video. Only weak point is "everyone knows an air port is an unpleasant experience". I think it would be better to only suggest that an airport is not designed to be comfortable and leave it at that.
>>561305406Yeah, a """"girl""""
>>561305406one is forced to say they're a girl to even have a chance of one's argument being taken seriously by the opposing side
>>561302390fake yui? you didn't post the rat
>>561305406doesn't want to end up like zesty
>>561305406she's a real girl that I have fucked in the ovaries
>>561306314https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/65/Sniper_revenge17.wav
>>561304983baby making sex with poppy
Damn it, how do we raffle for /tf2g/ now that tf2r is gone
>>561305406trans "girl"
>>561298191Medic would be Colbert
>>561305406https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDyIfQRVrOIQuiet, a queen is talking
shupo status
holy
>>561306613You have to use scrap.tf because as bad as footrest is, the only alternative is mannco.store whose raffles are worse because they make you join (and stay in) a discord server>make a private scrap.tf raffle>set it to a short duration (1 hr or less)>put the url in an image (there are bots/scrapers that look for private raffle links)>>561307651Accounted for
>>561307651plapped
>>561307623literally sounds like a guy speaking softly, imitating a woman
>>561307651on dustbowl
>>561307806no shit sherlock, I wonder why??
>>561298191>Jack as enginot so sure how I feel about this one, also this >>561307561
Why do people unironically watch this guy? His content is legit boring as fuck and only the freshest of TF2 players could learn something from this fat ugly bastard...
>>561308192this meme doesn't work because Dane himself was cucked
>>561308282by a guy in a mario costume, no less
>>561308192they're produced competently and he has a memorable, short, and somewhat catchy introhe also has incredibly safe and milquetoast opinions, doesn't slur his words, and can read above a 4th grade levelhis content itself is also safe and far from groundbreaking (because the majority of it is reading basic info off the wiki restructured into a script)he's bread
>>561308192His old content is kinda entertaining to watch. Not that engi is hard to play or anything but his guides were fun videos on their ownhe's a giga retard when it comes to anything actually important to tf2 though
>>561308192nobody who isn't mad would post this
>>561307724>soldier
>>561308724give me one reason why being mad is a bad thing
>>561308809because it means you have no control over your emotions, like a woman
>>561308864NTA, but that's fundamentally incorrect; feeling an emotion does not mean you have no control over your emotions
>>561309020letting it consume you to the point of venting on a taiwanese lithography forum about some eceleb absolutely does
>>561308864Feeling an emotion doesn't mean you have no control over them, it's whether or not you act upon that emotion reflexively that does.
>>561309289see>>561309238
>>561309238i don't think you have to be "consumed" by rage to post 2 sentences on the internet
>>561309238Venting is what you're supposed to do when you're angry, which is a controlled response. Staying angry irrationally would mean that you have no control over your emotions, like a women and >>561309238
a non-mad person wouldn't whine about an eceleb completely unprompted. simple as.
Zesty le bad
>>561308727My rockets are too strong for you, traveler
I'm not mad!! I just made a ragepost unprompted
>>561309616>>561309912you still haven't explained what's wrong with being mad
>eceleb and waifu talk>thread finally alive againwow
>>561310051zesty saved tf2g
>>561309897okay, keep them then *airblasts*
lister is so cute!
>>561310883buy an ad
>>561308192He has some good takes.>freshest of TF2 playersNewbies watching Uncle Dane is much better than them watching delfy. At least they could learn something.>inb5 "but delfy makes exploits widespread so valve patches them by attracting attention to the problem!!"Valve patches shit without players griefing each other first.
>>561310252hell yeah
>>561310883the anon that was drawing lister porn is never coming back, is he
>>561311389he just keeps winning
Wait a minute..This isn't the Blue Archive thread?
>>561312084no, it's the shupo thread
>>561312084/bag/ is our sister general
>>561311389>>561311985HOLY BAAAAASED! i am no longer a zesty hater
>>561314018There it is
was gonna get the Cat's Pajamas but I tried to make a loadout with it first
>>561312361next OP right here
>>561315029somewhat cute
>>561315029Where are her breasts?
>>561315431under the jacket, duh
>>561315431Pyro is a male character.
>>561315808pyro is canonically a woman with macromastia
>>561315232It doesn't have anything to do with TF2 though.
>>561315808no one cares what you think faggot>>561315849trvke
>>561315849Incorrect.
>>561315849Correct.
>>561315919It's not what I think, nigga.
>>561310329okay
>>561316127it's what you want out of it because you're a gay ass niggathat's why you cherrypick and stick your fingers in your ears
>>561316185That's about him not being human, not about him being a female.
>>561316412we've been over this, only an ESL would say "a man" (singular) when referring to humanity and you're a coping gay ass nigga
Reminder that a male should never voice a female character.
>>561316558every time you embarrass yourself with this shit too, as if women don't play male characters and demo isn't voiced by a white guyit's called acting nigga and right now you're acting retarded
>>561316727>as if women don't play male charactersThey only voice little boys.>demo isn't voiced by a white guyA black man is voiced by a white man in Family Guy too, it doesn't matter.
>>561315431hereremember, you can import files into loadout.tf
>>561316926aw hell naw nigga thinks there's limits to voice acting lmaohttps://www.liveabout.com/female-cartoon-characters-voiced-by-men-136548
Also, Demoman isn't even a stereotypical black man, he comes from a white country.
>>561317173doesn't matter you're still conceding by admitting the VA doesn't have to match the charactercheck and mate
>>561316140you clicked at enemies, good job
>>561317068based and cute
>>561317068
>>561318324should do the other style so it looks like she's blushing
>>561317718Damn straight. I click on enemies gĢ¶oĢ¶oĢ¶dĢ¶ decently okay
>>561318791how the fuck did you do the crossout text
>>561318921oh you just add ~~ around the text you want to crossout
what should my next hale's own be?
>>561318982~test~
>>561319152my Hale's own cock inside whoever that is
>>561319295no you need 2 tildes around the text not 1
>>561319383~~test~~
I thought it was <s> s </s> for strike out?>s>am I doing it right?</s>
>>561319686you can't inject HTML in comments fella
striking through femscout's hymen
good night
>>561319295>>561319501>>561319686I believe he trolled you
>>561318791>onat the general area around*
didnt watch the webm award
>>561316509Flatly untrue, plenty of English literature uses it like that.
>>561318748original or full color?
>>561320982fempyro irrumatio
>>561291869https://files.catbox.moe/gvem9r.png
>>561320940not with the word "a" in front of it, ESL
>>561321117BASED as fuck
>>561320858
>>561321117FUCK ME...
>>561321117Also drew honey and blaze for honey anonhttps://files.catbox.moe/3v0rwj.png files.catbox.moe/0s9mte.png
>>561321689MMMONSTER BASEDbaby making sex with blaze and honey
>>561321117>>561321689
>>561321689quite the honoy
>>561308192As someone who plays a lot of engineer, his engineer stuff is genuinely very good and helpful and has a lot of nice tips. My only gripe is he basically assumes you're always using the wrangler when discussing any sort of sentry spots and I don't like to run it. Don't watch any of his other content or care about it, nor his opinions on anything except good engineer playstyles
>>561320982last one
>>561320982that one, you got it>>561323337my wife is so cute!
>>561321117>>561321689>>561323337>>561323464sex
i'm enjoying the weather in tf2 maps rather than irlbaka
What about a Soldier melee that's a reverse market garden?You crit people knocked up by explosions.Would be funny to pop someone from high ground and melee crit them when they're your level
It's crazy to me how somebody at Valve coded and (presumably) play tested the gas passer and hot hand and said "this is good".
>>561330235would be even more gimmicky and harder to pull off than the market gardenerlaunching foes is not consistent and they usually don't go very high especially if you're aiming down at themwould ironically maybe work on demo so you can wait for them to step on a mine
>>561330613stock tf2 balancing: making weapons that are appropriately flawed is more important than everything being overpoweredtf2 player balancing: viable? is it viable? viable?eric philosophy: does it look funny?
>>561321117>those juicy Olivia thighs and buttultra based, simply incredible>>561321689>>561321689also very nice
>>561291869>>561292197>>561292257Only recently I got to the part in the story with the shupos, and they were funny and nice, but they weren't the best Highlanders
>>561321117AAAAAAAAA I LOVE BOTTOM HEAVY LOLIS AAAAAAAAAAAAA
thinking about reissued halloween spells
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>561333571who?
>>561291869sexo
>get put into an american server>the opposing team thinks they're hot shit because they can bully a guy with 100+ pingHorrible feeling
>>561304983>extremely well thought out video explaining why casual is and will always be less enjoyable than quickplay>doesn't matter since MYM apologists are either extremely delusional or started playing after 2016
