# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[DECEMBER] Next major episode update is still many months ahead, development information will continue to be sparse due to spoilers, and few new images and a new cutscene have been shared.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/496087542571991439# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread >>561003985
Episode 1, or as it was known then, simply "The Coffin of Andy and Leyley", released on itch.io back in March 25 2023.Here's to the next 3 years of Coffin!
Happy 3 Year Anniversary!!
>>561337247Hard to believe it's been so long. Episode 1 genuinely saved my life when it came out and I'll forever be indebted to Nemlei. I love these little shits so much you don't even know.
>>5613372473 years of cute siblings
>>561337746>kiwi do not remind me
Happy three years, from my sister and I to you.
Can we let the last thread serve as a reminder to not spam? /calg/ nearly fucking died because of a spammer.
>>561337247How many of you have played the standalone episode 1?
>>561337875Remind you what?
>>561338720New Zealand Daylight Time
>>561338523I played it a few days before the episode 2 steam release
>>561339081Based, was it the now-delisted Steam demo or the itch version?
We're getting a surprise announcement at midnight PST, aren't we?
>>561339163The itch version
>>561339331A true Nemleian. What spurred you to play it a few days before Ep2's launch?
$uicideboy$ sound so good when you dont got a bitch in your ear telling you they shit
>>561295558God, what's with you Guardtreefags? I know that it's nice and cute, and comforting in game, but I've always had a bad opinion of Guard Tree. Because I have every Coffin soundtrack (yes, even Buzz) on my playlist and I NEVER skip them like it would be blasphemy, and then Guard Tree comes up with this fucking 4 minutes while I wait for my daily Coffin soundtrack to pass so I can listen some moozik.>>561339218I'm all in.
>>561339490
>>561339459>they shitI mean, so does everyone. It's okay.
>>561339490>Because I have every Coffin soundtrack (yes, even Buzz) on my playlist and I NEVER skip themYou know, I've never thought to listen to the music as I go about my day. I'm really behind on my Coffinmaxing and I've got to start doing better
>>561339490>BuzzThe BEST Coffin soundtrack. Nemlei (phub) is a genius.https://youtu.be/HF0bu_bgLWU?si=jaF0oDZ8MRDshq-X
>>561328323>Anon, 750 is the last bump a thread receives. Please stop being a newfag. Also stop loudly exclaiming the things that upset you.Nope, 749 is the last viable bump on /vg/, 750 is autosage.
Happy 3 years of Coffin
>>561339770
>>561339730>praise her upon be
>>561339634You kids are fake fans. When I first found Coffin, I was so obsessed with the game I would fall asleep every night listening to the soundtracks on loop. I did that for a couple months.
>>561339730Indeed, peace he upon ber. Mashallah!
>>561338225Worse, there were at least two, one was a haggot, and a number of what looked like bot replies clearly malicious./calg/ is usually dead with maybe 2-3 posts an hour at that time, but it got dozens.
>>561339865Sorry, I meant to say PornHub.
I was first interested in coffin bcz cannon incest between two hot charafters but I stood bcz plotline of toxic co-dependence between two fundamentally flawed people. Even writing my own similar story but thats besides the point
>>561340029You think that's bad? /calg/istan has seen haggots of horror beyond human comprehension. We have it good these days kid, we have it good..
>>561340092>Even writing my own similar story but thats besides the pointNice! Are you making your own Nemleivania?
>>561340123How bad were the /v/ days?
>>561340123>We have it good these days kid, we have it good..Even during the peak of Serbian and Brazilian pedophilia, they never got in the way of our ability to coordinate holiday or anniversary bakes. May Allah forgive me for uttering this, but Gorki had a modicum of tact.
>>561249760Drop by her workplace to bring her lunch (with a little heart drawn on the bag)
>>561340123>>561340176
>>561340176The quality of Coffin threads on /v/ took a nosedive due to the advent of haggotry around 2024/2025, but the early days were the greatest discussion on /v/ in years. /calg/ was founded here in /vg/ by the Ten Thousand from those very /v/ threads, and we brought our excellence with us.
>>561340176>>561340429Just to clarify, "the /v/ era" refers to the Coffin threads on /v/ from March to May 2023, before we moved to /vg/.
>>561340176There was an anon who posted this gif at the end of every thread for some reason
>>561340572I know some manga translator posted in pre-/calg/ because I got jumpscared by my own "Did you know that in terms of breeding, your sister is the most compatible with you" copypasta while reading something on mangadex.
>>561340146>NemleivaniaI dont even know what that means since im a little bit of a Newfag here but the basic plot tldr is as soTwo siblings, one 22 the other 19 grew up in an incredibly rural self sufficient family in the wilderness and ended up in a romantic and sexual incestuous relationship since they were the only people of the opposite gender of the same general age that they knew their entire lives. Older brother turns 18 and wants to figure out his purpose in life and shit and so randomly one day moves to the city to do that and the sister ends up following suite and sharing an apartment with him. Brother wants to put all that in the past and just be basic close siblings eith her but sister still wants to be how they always have been and stay together forever due to fear of abandonment making her possessive of himTheres a lot of nuance and small details I left out since its a tldr but thats sorta it
>>561341597Nemleivania is a made up genre of games that play like Coffin.I like the premise of your story, is it inspired by anything apart from Coffin? And have you decided on the relationship dynamics yet?
>>561340029>one was a haggot, and a number of what looked like bot replies clearlyYou severely underestimate people with autism kek
>>561341535Kyuukei?I'm not sure if he was in /calg/ the pasta got posted in an /a/ sister thread.I know he stole my concerned sister foundation joke from there.Can you remember what the series was?
>>561340123I think the absolute worst was December 2024. Was peak stagnation and the discussion quality was the lowest I've ever seen it.
.>>561325929>it took 4 years but I finally stole my brother back from his fiance The mysteries of anon, titilating details left with zero context or elaboration>his fiancegay?
>>561342258Its got a lot of tiny inspirations but coffin is the biggest.As for their dynamic the sister is gonna be the more mischievous and upbeat of the pair. teasing her brother, getting into trouble, fake flirting with other guys just to try to make him jealous etc etc. But on the deeper level shes intensely afraid of being "forgotten" or "replaced" by her brother. Hes her only real friend and of course has always been her brother and lover as well so that possessiveness is ehat drove her to semi forcefully get him to let her live with him in the city as a way for her to stay close to him. Him having male friends causes her some slight annoyance but whenever she thinks hes trying to get a girlfriend she goes defcon 1 to try to interrupt that relationship and genuine jealousy forms. Shes not yandere levels of clingy but she is the type to be overjoyed when being around him.As for the brother hes on the more mature side. He has a job to support the two and is currently battling with a self identity and purpose in life crisis which as mentioned what drove him to move into a city. Hes a bit of a depressive amd cynic preferring to bedrot in his free time. He still loves his sister and a part of him still idealizes the idea of just giving up his attempt at self actualization and returning to the forest isolation and to the life hes comfortable with but through sheer stubbornness he persists. His sister still does her best to make advances to him sexually but he always turns them down since he knows if both of them are going to grow as people they need to leave their pasts behind them. Hes still down to cuddle and maybe flirt with her once in a while and only is it once in a while do they have relations whenever she takes advantage of him in a vulnerable spot such as when hes drunk or whatnot since it gives her a small assurance that he wont leave her.
Where is word cloud anon?
>>561343735Got his head in the clouds
>>561343735Recovering from an attack of gerbilmaniaHe needs capybarlia healing.
>>561343735BrinG mE a sOuL.
>>561343953How does he feel about marshmallows?
>>561340429Reminder that not only did Nemlei aknowledge that us during the /v/ era, she officially once condemned the subreddit even in the chapter 1 days as being "mismanaged." Considering we can trace our geneology back to the /v/ets of the very beginning, we genuinely can say we are proudly the true followers of the game. Remember that she also likened twitter as having turned her brain into liquid shit, we really are the only good ones. Also, holy hell this (mainly last thread) was the fastest I've ever seen the thread in Euro hours. Damn.
>>561343953You get a bagel
>>561344539Fun fact: did you know that when you look up, "Coffin of Andy and Leyley" on search engines, /calg/ shows up way before the subreddit?
>>561343953Road trip!
...what if nemlei is responsible for the word cloud and that's why it's so spookily sntient
>>561344830Dragula?
Threadly reminder bratty sisters are for hard ANAL correction!
>>561343509>but he always turns them down since he knows if both of them are going to grow as people they need to leave their pasts behind them.Why are you turning him into as much of a faggot as Andrew?
>>561338225I don't want to get too meta, but late night hours seem to be largely two guys, with one clearly trolling the other. I said it last night too, but I mostly skim the posts made between roughly midnight and 9am EST, since it tends to be a lot of bad faith arguing.I mean, last night was clearly someone haggot posting just to get the goat of the other guy. So I'm mostly making this post to ask the other guy to stop replying. And yes, it's replying even if you do that super catty "replying not replying" were you don't give a (You). The good news is that it's unironically fixed my sleep schedule since I make sure to participate in /calg/ after 9am
>>561340029>>561338225>spammer>bot repliesUh... sorry? Perhaps I got a little carried away. I was just concerned about stomping out one resident troll we deal with on occasion. I didn't see the commotion I caused before I went to bed.
>>561345886Least you can do is check before posting, anon...
>>561345886Nigger
Imagine a universe where it's not Coffin that blew up but Better Half, so Nemlei spent 3 years expanding it into a bigger, more refined game with dozens of new hours of content and a Steam release
>>561345886>stomping out one resident trollI'm the anon from the post above yours, this never works. He kept posting because you did and he knew it bothered you. At least, I'm assuming you're the one who was clearly agitated, there might've been another guy. Either way, stop feeding trolls, please. I mean, seriously. The guy was posting in Spanish. That's so obviously an attempt to cater to your assumptions.
>>561346097The Better Half remake will conquer the Earth, it's Nemlei's best game
>>561346193I mean, I usually ignore him and just post something I find interesting from my collection, and he assumes it's some sort of weird counter posting to his. I'll occasionally play into it. I wont from now on.
>>561345886Don't worry, you can spam THIS thread until we get the opportunity to make a proper anniversary thread tomorrow!
>>561346512
>>561346467Mi Espanol es muy mal, pero estoy seguro que tu no es un Latino. Creo que tu es un Americano que esta usando un programa de traducir para molestar el otro AnonThat's the best I've got
>>561346324Every time I see this image I keep thinking the phone is a cock
I know a little Spanish.
>>561344647I just tested this. Neither popped up. Was roughly 9 pages in or so before I gave up.
>>561347108Which one did you use?
>>561346925Questo è italiano.
>>561347204It's the same shit for both langues.>>561347171google.
>>561347276Huh. I guess try DuckDuckGo. I did look this up awhile ago though.
>>561347276The reference is Italian. It's like saying Caesar salad was invented by a Mexican, not Italian.
I'm surprised Reenee didn't sell of Ashley to become a barracks bunny or whore her out if she was that annoying
Honestly impressed with the several layers of cucking.
>>561347503It's actually the opposite. It's like saying the Italians invented Mexicans. Spanish did. But almost true.
https://x.com/tsukiguke/status/2036435362982035582/photo/1
>>561344906Nemlei is the word cloud.
>>561350161Based
>>561336927
>>561350909>god great need haggot worryDeus Vult
>>561350909>cute JuliaFact check: TRUE
>>561350909>ashley cute
>>561350909My Lord, you've come!!
need ashley in a tube top and denim skirt
>>561340092>>561340146Playing Coffin (and more so Nemlei's older games, really) makes me want to try and make my own game... I have some story ideas, I can (sort of) draw, and I'm sure I'd be able to grasp RPG Maker or other tools if I gave them a try, but what's really stopping me (apart from being lazy) is that I can't write for shit. They say good writers create interesting characters first and then write a story around them, but all my ideas boil down to just basic plot points that can likely be filled with any bland characters you can think of
Did anyone ever see where Tcoaal finished during the game jam? I assume it didn't finish first in terms of popularity, but then again there is no real rankings.
I love Ashley and her cute little boots!
>>561350909>feel mean sister calg>jane nice yeah>better julian brothers second based incest bedJulian I'm sorry you think she's mean but it's for your own good.
>>561353891Those boots are clearly too large for her. And Andrew should stop littering.
>>561350909>games devlog 1st brown happy ending>white anons taboo
>>561350909>children miss devlogs
>>561354512>based incest bed
>>561354650Reenee probably bought them extra large for Ashley under the idea that she'd "grow into them" in time, and thus avoid having to spend more money in her than absolutely necessary.IMAGINE Ashley wearing the same boots for YEARS! Can you just IMAGINE the stench? **sniiff**
>>561350909>Alabama quality friends
Ashley got very cute feet!
>>561357210
>>561357313Now that's a image I haven't seen in a long time. Anyways, uhh how unfortunate.
>>561352701>>561357390This phenominon isn't completely unheard of. Can't tell you how many times slop was chosen as a winner in an award system to be ultimately forgotten. But it's runner ups or non qualifiers ended up being what won the hearts of the people.
>>561357390>small narrative about animals trying to survive a warPlace your bets now gentlemen, are the devs Ukrainian furries or American brownoid-worshippers?
>>561357313
>>561357390What's unfortunate? What am I looking at on your itch screenshot?
welp my ssd bricked. someone hook a sibling up with all the sprites plox
>>561358343Custom or regular?
>>561357778Doesn't it get exhausting making everything about the culture war?
>>561358343hmmm....no
>>561358489bothsies
>>561358626
>>561358343https://www.mediafire.com/file/kyw9qok7zqtz5gb/TCoAaL_Episode_3_Busts_Renamed.zip/filehttps://files.catbox.moe/b4bo8d.ziphttps://files.catbox.moe/6fjnar.zip
>>561358708You beat me too it. Had archive open and just found it lol
Another shitty Thiu day
>>561357819The one beneath Yellow Rose. What were the odds?
>>561358830Another great Thiu day
>>561359005Wish3s? What about it?
>>561358708thank you so much anon >>561358821the thought counts :)
>>561358343Install Gentoo btw
>>561357795Its so hot, I wish there was more canon art with barefoot Ashley.
>>561358343>welp my ssd bricked.How exactly did this happen if you don't mind me asking?
>>561350909>nemlei maybe god
>>561358343What's a good way to run regular backups?
>>561359824Without drifting into /g/ territory you could put important files in a share folder with a RAID setup
>>561359824Could always do what I do: hoard storage. Have all my esential stuff spread across a couple of external seagate drives and SD cards.
>>561359774It was 6 years old and my laptop suddenly wouldnt load windows this morning>>561359824manual file moving to an external drive, I still have my games and books and stuff but I kept a lot of reaction images on the main drive
>>561359260Is sly aware?
Is it too much to ask that I get a cute, kind, sweet, caring, and innocent girl like Julia to fall in love with me while I maintain my hikikomori Thiu lifestyle?
>>561360214>wouldnt load windowsNot trying to sound like one of those guys because I'm at least self aware to understand how annoying it is for some people: might I recommend a Linux distro? There's a few very steamlined and new user friendly accessable ones.
>>561360674saving up money for another laptop rn to install linux on lol, what distro did you have in mind. I was going to try mint.
Any of you worried about systemd committing age verification?
>>561360956Mint is if you want things super easy to use, at the expense of a slightly uglier UI. I personally would recommend Fedora because it's got a very similar experience to Windows right out of the box(with KDE Plasma). Only thing is there maybe one or two console commands and or google searches you may want to memorize.
>>561359772found a really hot ashley footx.com/FuzzLogik/status/2027128510503141492
Foot are not sexy, you need the whole leg.
>>561361445is KDE what people use to make linux look like windows 98? if so ill try it
>>561361445>Mint is if you want things super easy to useNot to turn this into a /g/ thread but no it isn't. A very long time ago Mint was the easiest distro for noobs back when Linux was fucking dog shit, but now Linux as a whole is amazingly easy while Mint is still competing for fucking dog shit. Everything about Mint is wrong and Linux would be a lot more popular if people stopped regurgitating 2013 Reddit posts recommending Mint to newcomers. Just give Windowsfags something with Plasma 6, lol.
>>561360214>wouldn't load windowsInstead of what the computer doesn't do, you should describe what it does do.Does it:>load into the Windows Recovery Environment>bootloop>display something along the lines or "no bootable medium found">unceremoniously unpower itself with nothing displayed>not power up at all
>>561360956NTA but I switched to Linux largely on /calg/'s advice, and the distro that was recommended to me was Ultramarine KDE (which is based on Fedora) due to it being advertised as noob-friendly and shipping with a lot of drivers and codecs out of the box to make sure stuff just werks. It's been over a month now and I don't regret it, things really do just werk and for the most part it's very user-friendly. However, I can't honestly say it's been smooth sailing all the way because I still encounter small annoyances and issues here and there. For example, for some mysterious reason the default image viewing app (Gwenview) takes ages to load and freezes constantly. Also at some point my PC completely froze and refused to boot after multiple restarts, but then it restarted normally as if nothing happened. I still have no idea what that was about. So switch on your own risk. Still, it's not like Windows is getting any better over time.
>>561360331not the anon you were replying to but HOLY SHIT how could I not notice it before. that must have been awkward, lol. also are you the same anon who posted the "full image" in that one thread?
>>561360331>>561366485WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT?
>>561366883I tried looking up to try and understand what these faggots are hollering about. I still don't know, but the protagonist of that game looks like a female version of Xavier.
>>561366883The name MurderDuck is activating some neurons in my brain, but I can't quite place it. But the spoilered drawing makes me suspect it's doxxtalk
>>561368038Isn't it an insane tranny who Nemlei ghosted, then proceeded to go on a personal doxing campaign? Or am I thinking of something else?
>>561367397Sisterfags of /calg/, do you give your sisters piggyback rides?
>>561368689No but I'd let her ride on my hog
>>561369162That's animal abuse
>>561368689My sister is built like a fucking horse, she'd snap my spine.
>>561368689No, she is too fat.
>>561368689I would if she wanted to
>>561370146>>561370231...Does she give you piggyback rides then at least?
>>561370146Big, lean, and with massive hindquarters?
>>561368689my older brother giving me a piggyback ride on halloween when I was 4 or 5yo is a fond memory
>>561370458>Big, lean, and with massive hindquarters?She's 6'1", nearly 170 lbs., and has gotten really into "assmaxxing" workout routines lately.
>>561370146>My sister is built like a fucking horsePics or it didn't happen
https://x.com/i/status/2036267214261854241
>>561368145Yep.
>>561370602Is she single?
>>561371008No, she's married to me.
>>561368689Depends on how she mounts onto me. She's too fat for me to stand up off the ground with her, but if I'm sitting on a chair/on a bed then I can lift her up fine.
>>561371032How? I don't think there is a single country on Earth where it's legally possible.
>>561371129Siblings are born married.
>>561370602>"assmaxxing" workout routinesI hate this trend. Women should be lean and have small, firm asses.
>>561371709No matter what it's not going to give you a ridiculous BBL-tier ass. She's been doing it for about three months and the only change has been its general shape rather than the outright size, if anything it's her thighs that have gotten way bigger; and I'm not particularly inclined to complain about that.
>>561371159How does one get their sister to realize and embrace this?
>>561366485Ahh yes, that was a good one. I just felt like shitting up the thread that night, and found some recent allegations that gave me the idea to make a hoax just before then. So what I did was ai-genned some art, found someone in Nemlei's past to scapegoat, use some machine translator, and bam, some spooky story of how Nemlei put someone in a box or something. I got my laughs in, and it's been nearly a year so I got no issue revealing it now. Now please hand me my (you)s asking me to kms. Although I will say, did anyone ever talk to Murderdick?
>>561372074>How does one get their sister to realize and embrace this?Have her grow up in a broken household with a mom who acts like such a massive whore that it scars her for life and the constant stream of strange men traipsing through the house at the height of her "development" creating a fear of strange men that makes it difficult for her to get close to anybody. Then again I don't recommend that because deliberately subjecting someone to that would be both cruel and evil beyond recognition.
>>561372437I knew it was a bad idea trying a new haircut every month back then. How was I suppose to know my daughter had short memory?
>>561372437Is it over for siscons who grew up with normal parents?(But also in all honesty I'm really sorry to hear you had to deal with that growing up)
>>561373061>But also in all honesty I'm really sorry to hear you had to deal with that growing upThe worst part is that I didn't, I had a comparatively normal troubled upbringing with my dad whose greatest faults can be largely attributed to boomers and late Gen-X in general, well that and the giant chip on his shoulder about marrying and subsequently divorcing an insane whore but hey.
>>561372437That image is one of my all time favorites. Renee did nothing wrong, her kids should've gotten jobs and moved out
I have I job interview tomorrow
>>561374081Good luck anon
https://x.com/i/status/2036174627701948890
>>561374081Lucky. I'm hoping to land two this week
>>561371709>I hate this trend. Women should be lean and have small, firm asses.And median sized firm breasts that dont sag but have a subtle jiggle
>>561375128Sorry anon, but titcows still reign supreme
>>561375316tasteless
>>561375441Sorry, but you're not going to convince me that some B-cup hussy is more attractive than my melon-peddler imouto.
>>561375441This is why I had to edit that last thread. Hyperfaggotry or even a step below it is still too much.
>>561375316
I need sisass to bounce on my brock.
>>561336927I am running out of things to say other than sisters are cute and lovely
>>561375316tumor tits are gross anon
>>561372257kekk watching that mess unfold was so confusing. I knew it was bullshit but I still thought there might have been a sliver of truth, so thank you for letting me know. Looking at the replies to our discussion in this thread I'd say your plan worked perfectly lol.I think very few people here know who murderduck actually is, so even if someone tried I doubt they'd get an answer, unless it was on something completely unrelated to nemlei/tcoaal.
>>561375316No! Comically large breasts aren't titillating!
>>561376056>tumor titsAnon, all breasts are tumors by this same virtue, it's okay to prefer smaller breasts but to sit here and say large natural breasts are somehow a bad thing is an insane fucking take.
>>561375128Objectively correct opinion. Indisputable even.
I think sisters should have big fat asses and big boobs and I ain't afraid to say it
https://x.com/i/status/2036488216581382278
Sisters are best with a skinny waist
>>561376842post one
>>561375316preach!
Ashley's canonical body is perfect. Her tits and her ass need not be larger nor smaller.
>>561376934
>>561377069That's not cow tits.
>>561376842I'd love my sister if she were fat, I love her when she's skinny, no ass or cheeks that could snap rebar, her big fat jiggly melons or—and may God forgive me for saying this—completely fl*t. I love huge tits, that's a fact, and I love my sisters gigantic gorgeous perfect melons, but I love my sister more than her tits because she's fucking awesome independent of her appearance.
>>561376934One
>>561377110I love Julia and I unironically prefer plain Lays
found one
>>561377252>—
>>561377456Your point?
>>561377456It's not AI but it's become a contrarian meme in /calg/ to flourish writing with the dash instead of using a comma like a normal person just for the sake of it.
I like big saggers but they have to be on somewhat chubby women or else it causes some dissonance
>>561377598>become a contrarian memeI use them because I like the way they look, that it upsets the mentally unwell is simply an added bonus.
Tits need to be aesthetically pleasing shape regardless of size. There is simply more to fail with when they are larger.
>>561377598NTA but I've contrarian'd about AI so hard that I've looped around to liking it because I think it's funny how many people lose their minds when someone posts an AI image
>>561377598I honestly hope we start usijg þ for th in sentences too overall. Alþough it may get a little annoying for some– it is the fundamentally sound path for the delphic language.
>>561377734Why don't you just use " - " like a normal person
>>561377110that isn't a sister asshole
>>561377780Whatever happened to not shitting where you eat?
>>561377851Because it's not correct and typing Alt+0151 is nearly as fast.
>>561377252>>561377663It sounds like you're saying it's Bigley time>>561377813I would use the dental fricative symbol and the em dash if I could be fucked to remember the code for them.
>>561377891Julia is a sister though
>>561377891
>>561377252I prefer small breasts because my sister has them
>>561377902>Whatever happened to not shitting where you eat?Not him, and I don't necessarily agree with doing something for the sole purpose of agitating someone, but in that same vein it's equally a mistake to let the patients run the asylum and be forced to walk on eggshells because somebody is literally too autistic to differentiate between a human post and AI. It's like when I had someone freak out at me for using the term saccharine, I'm not going to fucking stop because someone has an extremely niche trigger.>>561378125The correct take.
>>561378061>>561378115>AS I BURN ANOTHER PAGE>AS I LOOK THE OTHER WAY>I STILL TRY TO FIND MY PLACE>IN THE DIARY OF JANE
>>561378396AND WHO THE FUCK IS JANE
>>561378558
>>561378316>saccharineyeah I think I remember this and it probably stemmed from the fact that nobody really knows or cares about this word and you were using it in like every post for multiple threads
>>561378316What an intellectual wastrel that plebian is. Dare I say, how intellectually lackadaisical some are to obscund at the first sight of an abstruse vernacular term or two.
>>561378665I didn't, I actually used it once and somebody else probably used it because they liked the word. Funny how that works.
>>561378740baby's new word getting overused is very common so probably
I hate jane more than julia by a magnitude, women like her are the worst
>>561378642This was the guy who if memory serves wanted to make a genderbent very gay coffin mod.
>>561377902Because it's not shitting where I eat, I don't mind AI images at all. And it's funny to imagine people combing all the posts they read for signs that it's AI
>>561378875Trying to protect her sister from a murdering pyschopath who doesn't care about her?
>>561378316>saccharineThat was me and it was the phrase "sheer saccharinity"
>>561378918Cool but your opinion/input is worthless to me if it is accompanied by AI slop especially when you are just doing it to be spiteful.
>>561378870>baby's new word getting overused is very common so probablyWhich is fine, but this post >>561378718 demonstrates the problem perfectly: "I am deeply upset that you used an uncommon word or form of punctuation, I am going to let you know how deeply upset I am by this which will definitely make you want to stop doing it rather than making you want to do it more just to spite me and let me know that I cannot dictate how you talk." I am not going to change how I talk, period, and if it upsets someone they can get over it, get out, or slam their keyboard until their tantrum subsides.
>>561378875are you confusing canon Jane with /calg/ Jane the brother rapist?
>>561377231that is quite literally cow tits.
AI is fucked stop using it
>>561379357Nope. Titcow enthusiasts would just call those big. Fake titcow fan.
>>561379121>but your opinion/input is worthless to meOh—no!>>561379219NTA but I know that feel, anon. A while ago now, I remember someone getting their panties in a twist that I used the word "demure" ITT because apparently it was popular on Tik-tok. It does amaze me that people keep up with websites they hate so they can alter their lingo to avoid talking like those people
>>561379538k
>>561379392But ai is what brings us all together!
>>561379489SHE IS DRESSED AS A COW AND SHOWING OFF HER TITS, MAKING THEM COWTITSno i will NOT be taking opinions on this INDISPUTABLE fact
>>561379357>that is quite literally cow tits.>only 2>on her chest?
>>561379538The ultimate irony is that by forcing yourself to avoid certain things because other people do them you are letting yourself be dictated by them.>Can't double-space a paragraph or thought because it's reddit spacing>Can't use certain words because it was used on a social media app you don't even have on your phone>Can't use uncommon punctuation because your post about wanting to slamfuck your sister's fat melons will feel AI generated>Can't even post artwork in general because some bozo will call it AI anywayIn fact, why even post? They use words on Reddit, I can't even imagine wanting to be like those redditors. From now on /calg/ will entirely consist of vocaroo soundbites done in bantu clicks.
>>561379785>flatty wearing cowprint is now a titcowinsulting to everyone involved
>>561379219>>561379538Not the anon who complained about it, but I hate the em dash because of how it looks when used "correctly". Specifically the fact that there are no spaces on either side so it just blends with its surrounding words. It just *looks* wrong even if it isn't. The shorthand for "—" online has always been " - " and it just looks nicer, but even if we had a dedicated em dash button on keyboards I would probably use it as " — ".
>>561379913>flattythat word does not mean what you think it means
>>561379991Anything short of H-cup is flat. I don't make the rules, I just enforce them with an iron fist.
>>561380025you wouldn't know a good cup size even it it smacked you in the face
>>561380303A good cup size does smack me in the face. To reiterate: I think it's perfectly acceptable to like all shapes and sizes of breast, my preference for big fat jiggly melons is superseded for my undying love for my imouto, regardless of her gorgeous milk mounds
Leery! Suibate! Gormless! Gallivant! Inveterate! Genuflect! Rigmamarole! Superlative! Tarry! Defictary! Panopticon! Scupper! Impolitic! Conniption! Abjure! Ditsy! Amortization! Ream! Morganatic! Scurillous! Inimical! Leery! Ogling! Mendacious! Lugbricious! Bandy! Suibate! Irascible! Excoriate! Effusive! Abstruse! Prevarication! Eschaton! Equine! Tendentious! Hylic! Cthonic! Expectorating! Fastidious! Saccharine! Sluicing! Bilge! Panoply! Alibinidal! Supine! Penumbra! Guffaw! Traipsing! Sudsy! Ornery! Febrile! Firat! Olfactory! Sudsy! Immiserate! Bureacratese! Corputese! Declension! Shambolic! Internecine! Umbrage! Baleful! Conviviality! Pallor! Lascivious! Parlance! Undery! Effete! Redound! Confabulation! Semaphore! Disconsolate! Glibly! Sartorial! Miry! Sativa! Disputatious! Piraticall! Obviate! Atavistic! Scintilla! Risible! Abstemious! Caterwauling! baleful! Joycean! Fetid!
>>561379029Translstion>"We don't have money, so no.">"Pleeeeease? (Cute face)">"(Blushes) Sighs...">"Here you go." (Coke) "Yay!"
>>561380579Thanks, I don't speak French well.
>>561380526Words!
>>561380526You said Suibate twice.
>>561380526Benthamdrew...
>>561380880No joke, I have a notepad for new words I learn, over a year going and strong! Anyways I love the split between talking about cleavage and vocabulary. Only on /Calg/.
>>561379846>Can't double-space a paragraph or thought because it's reddit spacingThis is by far the single most retarded thing to have ever been complained about on 4chan. Paragraph breaks are the most normal thing in writing and have historically been used for ages including on 4chan itself, and anyone who unironically says "reddit spacing" is a braindead moron.
>>561381095The controversy originated from crude copypasting of reddit postsIt's akin to the current vogue of ai spam
>>561380526I know about 11 of these words, plus a few more I recognize but don't know the meaning of
>>561379013yeah, that ''sister'' that is constantly nothing but a pain in the ass and makes you 2nd guess the relationship. iykyk
>>561380526>Scurillous*Scurrilous
I'd Post the uncensored version But I don't want to get Banned
>>561380526I think I know a least half of these, possibly 2/3 and could make a good stab at most of the rest
>>561381754cow/catbox?
Linguistics is not my forty
>>561345612Because It's not a smut story. (even if it was I cant draw sex for the life of me since I'm stone cold truecel)
>>561382072I know it was a one-off line. But I honestly wished Ashley did have occasional vocabulary mistakes that Andrew could raise some banter out of. So far forte is the only one.
The Pines twins and the Graves siblings magically swap places at the exact points both of their respective stories start, how much do things change?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCKJM2juNhkrolling down to old maui/old maui sung by David Coffin
>>561382326that pubis mons has a suspicious bulge to it...
>>561382106 (me)*write
>>561382106Look at TCOAAL and Nemlei's previous VNs, they are not smut stories, and sex is not drawn but it is implied.
>>561382734P U F F Y
>>561382326Bon appetit
>>561382535Depending on if the Surgeon gets sexual gratification from children's organs or not, the entirity of the main plot may be voided completely. If not, they starve to death even sooner as their bodies are smaller, so they probably die before their neighbor does. Ashley ends up selling out every soul on the planet to Big Bill in exchange for a partnership and Andrew being spared. They become demigods and bring terror across the universe the end.
>>561382535Not the start specifically, but posting a quality green since Gravity Falls mentioned. Coffin is definitely not S&P approved.
>>561382814ok well all that is besides the point that if my main male character was to openly and acceptingly shag his sister that'd counter the whole point of the story.He moves into the city to leave all that behind and only gets forced to confront that aspect of his past because his sister ended up tagging along without his consent. They started their unique relationship since they never grew up with the stigma of it and all they knew that that sex was something you do with someone you love but as the male lead (lets just call him LR) got older he hit a point where he realized that his life was stagnating. He's still close to his sister (lets call her AR) but at this point in the story he draws a hard line on Sex, though thats not to say that they dont have sex sometimes since they're both young adults and AR can and will break down LR's will and get him to engage in her with it but it's still at its core, something he wants to move past. also factor in that I'm not writing this in a bubble, the story is for another fandom and the two characters are just my OCs. I'd add a little bit more sibling sex but I'm trying to be nuanced and use it as a plot device, not just "hur hur hur incest fetish".you've seen yourself with coffin how quickly people will write off a story if it's not written with some sensitivity
Is there greater joy in life than eating your sister out?
brothers owe sisters sex
How uncouth, and chimerical, indeed, that Renee modification for the original piece is!
Good god I just realized how terrible the scene girls are going to get when official merch starts getting shipped. I am not looking forward to seeing those lardwhales carrying keychains and shirts in my college.
>>561385646Total R*yalist death. /calg/ is a Democratic Capitalist general
I honestly forgot that girls get periodsMy sister came home today with a real attitude, and I was wondering why she was being such a bitch until she suddenly started crying and asked me to get her Motrin because her period cramps were really bad
>>561386679I literally cant forget my sister's period since she follows the same exact predictable cycle of behaviors
>>561386312You murdered the hag-detesting ruling class. And then promptly defecated your garments running the country. Now some freak who's attracted to older women rules our country.
>>561343942Absolute /calg/ brainrot what the fuck is this
>>561384154>I'm trying to be nuanced and use it as a plot device, not just "hur hur hur incest fetish".I understand that, but at the same time it kind of sounds like you're denying them a continued relationship because "incest bad". In TCOAAL, we see how the siblings develop these feelings because of their traumatic childhood, and how Andrew tries to suppress them due to external expectations and internal cope. But in your story, it sounds like the brother was already fine with the relationship at first, but then decided he should break it off because... reasons. Because god forbid someone writes a story where siblings have a relationship that doesn't automatically end in tragedy or that the author isn't legally obliged to break off to comply with some Japanese law.
>>561344539/calg/ is the only Nemleian church that can claim Aposolic succession, we are the true followers of the early Coffin fathers.
>>561386813Should I start tracking my sister's cycle?
>>561387871/calg/ is a Lutheran general.
>>561350909Hi Nemlei!
>>561386679>>561386813Is this really so common? My gf's behavior on periods was not significantly different from her normal self
>>561386312Also those were enlightenment thinkers. Truly the mad revolutionary knows no bounds! The depravity of the degenerate masses of mobs know but only callousness— and to subsume all that is wholesome and immaculate on His Earth— and to devour the hand that nourishes them! You plebs warrant no affections— solely subsistance!
>>561388409It's better/worse in some women than others, and some periods are better/worse than other periods in the same woman.
remember, you can fix your sister's period troubles for nine months at a time with a single trick!
>>561386962>>561388624The first liberation must be the liberation of a tyrant's body from the weight of it's head!
>>561388869>my sister's period troublesNo, it's her period, MY troubles. Why are women horniest when I want to put it in them the least?
>>561387851>but then decided he should break it off because... reasons.the reason he decides to break it off is due to his own personal feelings about his life in general. Yes he was fine with it but the relationship only started due to sheer circumstance. He decides to break it off because he felt like his life was stagnating. He didn't want to live the same day over and over and over again with the same person since he felt like the repetitive nature was suffocating and when he does start to get a taste of a new life style in the city he begins to wonder if his relationship with his sister was natural or only existent because of the bubble they lived in a man will eat pork every day if pork is all he's given but put him variety and will he still chose to eat pork?
>>561389047>when I want to put it in them the least?this nigga's too much of a pussy to earn his red wingsliteral skill issue
>>561378642>>561378906Don't fuck with us coffin fans etc etc
>>561387871>>561388108Silence gentiles! It is our faith in N-LI and N-LI alone. Why you chose to deify Manlybadasshero, some mere man from back then whos methods were irrelevant to our N-LI, I will not excuse your lies. Ever since the burning of the second Itch.io page, you weirdos have tried to adulterate our teachings. Let us be in peace, nay this thread isn't even yours! The /vg/ threads were promised to us THREE YEARS AGO!!!!
>>561389313I'm sorry, it's a barrier I have a really hard time getting past. I'm horny all of the time, I am a creature of the flesh, and every time I amp myself up to... hug her because she's acting like a siscubbus, I have to bring a balloon to the parade because the idea of getting blood and discarded flesh on me would otherwise murder my snuggle drive.
>>561389340>screenshotTo be fair, the second redditor is probably just pointing out the typo (TCOOAL instead of TCOAAL) as opposed to genuinely having no idea what the acronym is.
>>561389340The Coffin of Ollie and Leyley
>>561389047Pretty sure they are the horniest when they are ovulating, not when they are on their periods
>>561389028Dunce, enjoy being ruled by a hag-lover!
>>561388409sometimes diet effects it, my sister developed really bad pain, even a rupture and had to go on an exclusion diet to figure out what her body doesn't like, she was really depressed about losing butter
>>561389810That too, but I can cope with that, and it's a different and more subtle variety because it seems more like she's encouraging me as opposed to making borderline demands.
Anon just keeps making implicit references to being in a relationship with his sister without directly saying it
>>561389816My enemies are many, my equals are none!
>>561390463Everyone is in a relationship with their sister, she's your sister, she's literally related to you.
>>561390568Very, very few are in a sexual relationship though
>>561390668Anon, siblings are made via sex, of course the relationship is sexual.
>>561390492Yeah yeah go steal someone's brother somewhere else.
>>561390463Sisters shouldn't be allowed to wear socks
I saw it too
>>561337247Can’t wait for the next episode in a week
>>561391212>>561391410Shut up or I'll drown this thread in a hagcest monsoon.
>>561390668eww sex with a sister? you'd get cooties
>>561391664>shut up or I'll give you more images to filter
>>561390837Yeah very funny.I just hope anon and his sister are living their best life and are truly happy, assuming it's not some elaborate larp
>>561392270It's an elaborate larp, I would never have sex with my beautiful sister because that's bad and wrong and evil. We're simply going to live together forever platonically until we die together at the exact same time of old age.
>>561392115Guess we'll have another close call baking for the next thread tonight!
>>561390568You have to be extremely outside your local social group to consider close family members for mating. It's not just the genetic risks that get in the way. If you are suave enough to get your sister or cousin you are suave enough to get the girl next door or at school or the club. Incestual relationships are usually the products of abuse.
>>561389538>And they said unto Moseshley "Speak thou with us, and we will hear: but let not N-LI speak with us, lest we die."And this kids is why N-LI no longer communicates with us through devlogs, however we must still honour the first of every month expecting the N-LI our Goddess to grant us gifts of her divine updates and artwork.
Is it possible to call ICE on a 4chan thread
>>561392098But consider this, sex with a hussie would give you AIDS.
>>561392981You soulless rock, I can smell the wafting stench of newfag off you from miles away
>>561393479A little impressive someone in their basement can smell the outside world.
>>561392981>If you are suave enough to get your sister or cousin you are suave enough to get the girl next door or at school or the club.Or, you are not suave at all and the girl next door or at school feels out of your league, meanwhile your sister or cousin is the only girl of approximately your age that you are comfortable opening up to, especially if she is in the same boat in regards to boys.>Incestual relationships are usually the products of abuse.That is unfortunately true, although the abuse isn't always coming from one partner to the other, but sometimes rather from someone else to one of the partners who then seeks solace in the other.
>>561392981>If you are suave enough to get your sister or cousin you are suave enough to get the girl next door or at school or the clubGetting women isn't the problem, but I'll give you some food for thought. It's a rhetorical question, so don't feel obligated to answer it for the sake of satisfying your or my perspective.You can get girls. You're tall, in good shape, decently attractive, and you can at least fake a personality that a woman would find immediately arousing long enough to get her into your bed. Every relationship you've ever had has been completely pointless, and the one time you've felt genuine attraction on something more than a purely physical level, the more you let your guard down the less interesting you are to her, until eventually after about a year or she breaks up with you with all of the pomp and circumstance of your retard friend dropping a meme he found at 2am. You're at a low point in your life, and your sister comes back into it, she's attractive and it's not weird for you to notice, but that's your own personal private thoughts and you're allowed to think that shit because you're just being objective. She's nice to you, but she's a complete fucking mess too and for once in your life you feel like somebody actually needs you. You help out where you can, offer brotherly advice, do right by her not because you're some saint but because you realized being needed was the one thing missing from your life. So you have a woman, objectively attractive but you're not going to be a huge pervert about it because it's your sister, she's nice to you, enjoys your company, offers you the one thing that has been completely absent from your life and isn't just grateful you're devoting energy to her but is actually pleased by it. Oh, and turns out she's been gooning herself retarded to fantasies about you. Ball's in your court.
>>561393283Yes, LU and ??? are agents actually.
>>561395160The only ICE I need is ICE CREAM, we actually enforce our borders, thank you very much.
>>561394261NTA but I presume that last bit in this (entirely hypothetical, of course) scenario follows >>561372437, which kinda corroborates (or would corroborate if it weren't entirely hypothetical) my last point here: >>561394220
>>561395512You would be correct in your presumption, and I don't disagree with your point. You're not going to find very many "normal" siblings who voluntarily decide to engage in a sexual relationship, and by "normal" I mean raised under circumstances a reasonable person would determine as fairly typical.
>>561395160>Coffin was an illegal rights allegory all alongBravo Nemlei
Why are we invaded by normalfags?
>>561394261>Oh, and turns out she's been gooning herself retarded to fantasies about you.How did... this fictional character discover this?
What do we expect the price of the merch to be? Outrageously expensive like Omowhore? Typical? Slightly below average? I get a bad feeling they may try to do produce in Finland and cause shipping costs to go to hell. Honestly the idea of some blue-collar workers having to produce delphic merch completely oblivious to what it is will be a funny reality in a couple of years ngl. Now imagine getting the honor to have your job be there.
>>561389538>>561393142Is this how religions come about? I could get into this
Total hussies destruction
>>561396850They have always been here I'm afraid, hiding among us. Superficially enjoying incest in TCOAAL because "it's taboo" while unironically dropping gems like "actually wanting to fuck your real biological siblings is gross" (a real quote from a couple threads ago)
>>561397240I've been stuck in this shithole since summer 2023. It's not even a game with true replayability or much gameplay for that matter, but it's got me in a fucking spiritual vise for a quarter of this decade. Fucking helping me- this Finnish witchmagic got casted on me and I'll never be able to leave!
>>561373426It was actually all an accident. She didn't mean it, bro. She loved those little bastards, trust me.
>>561397670
>>561397827My wife Renny is perfect
>>561396868At some point a conversation needed to be had to address the elephant in the room, and one party felt obligated to assure the other one that it wasn't a one-sided exploitation of the moment but rather something enthusiastically enjoyed by all in question.
>>561397670/calg/ is the only place I post
I don't think this scene has been discussed much from her perspective, but I have wanted to say that in my opinion, this is one of the most overlooked moments in the game for how subtle it was. Renee after having been told thst Ashley's essentially going to defacto prostitute herself, then proceeds to reprimand Andrew after keeping a poker face with Ashley. I do think this scene had something deeper to it, and I do think Renee's views on Ashley are a bit more complex than she leads on. There is no real reason to reprimand Andrew from the view of keeping a chirade of a functioning family up. Which, I do think she gave up on at at that age in her life. So I don't think she prioritized that with Ashley then, as she knows that that would be her ultimately still be her responsibility and she wouldn't scold Andrew for that. I think that's why she was mad at Andrew, and more importantly why she didn't directly do so with Ashley. As she said herself, she's not going to be upfront about her emotions with her daughter. Because deep down she is aware of how much of a failure she was as a parent, and more importantly how Ashley doesn't owe her anything. But at the same time, she herself doesn't want to play on Ashley's terms. She doesn't want to be vulnerable, so she takes out her frustrstion on Andrew, the only person Ashley does trust. Because she not only knows he understands Ashley better, but also knows that he can care of her better than she can. So I do think she got mad because she felt like Andrew neglected someone Renee does care about, mainly because she can't see herself as vulnerable to most anyone besides Douglas. And would rather hurt someone she does care about than let herself possibly get hurt like that. I think a lot of Renee's character is more to do with her mom than we think, and I do think that emphasizes why she particularly treats Ashley like she does or doesn't think it's too bad. Afterall, she didn't even speak to her own mom for seemingly decades.
>>561400794I know some will say that Renee has always shouldered Ashley onto Andrew , true. But again would she really care about keeping up an appearance then when they're adults? As for her mom, Renee's spite is the main culprit behind a lot of her sins. And this all comes down to her pride in herself. It's why she won't be vulnerable with her kids especially, because reasonably she will have to lower herself to them for what she has done to both. Why open to let yourself be vulnerable to someone you neglected and then worse yet, someone you neglected AND forced responsibility on when they were too young? She'll have to make herself accountable from a position of weakness, which I think is her achilles heel. I think her guiding trait is agency and ability to control her fate, she was willing to derail her life for Douglas, and cut off her family and clash so much with Grandpa Graves. Because she rather would go down on her terms than be 'controlled' by others. I need to iterate that none of this is a defense or support or her, this is all bad logic that only caused harm. But it is her defining trait. She refused to get rid of Andrew, she refused to have Doug's parents take care of the kids, and she refused to do anything about Nina or be vulnerable and care for her kids, because her pride is too much. And her pride stems from wanting agency. Agency that she will have to compromise if she ever tries to be accountable to herself, having to make it up to Ashley for example. It's why she refused to say it upfront, because she doesn't want to the chance to lose one of the few things she has in life, pride. Even if it meant ruining her children's lives, and Ashley especially. Again, I'm not doing this to make Renee be that sympathetic, I'd argue even with the gratuitous Julia bashing from Ashley that Renee was still the worst character morally by far in the family pre-quarantine. Covering up a child's death for selfish reasons is vile, and profiting of her kid's deaths
>>561397289Reject the Judaizers! Anyone can be a Delphist, even those not born with siblings through the sacrament of marriage.
>>561400794Renee didn't give a fuck about Ashley at all so why did she care that Ashley was going to get that job at all? I think the only reason is possible reputational risks to herself, i.e. neighbors or people at work whispering behind her back "did you hear that Graves' daughter works at the handjob factory?" Which would hurt her pride like you say
>>561400794>>561402204Renee played tough with Ashley only to then make Andrew stop her because she's projecting her own relationship with her mom onto Ashley and their relationship involved them playing chicken with self-destructiveness and Renee consistently just kept doubling no matter how much it escalated.So she's doing the same here while also using Andrew to get her way without having to actually back down on anything ever.Nothing more, nothing less.
>>561403104The moment a client whips out their old geezer dick would be the moment she'd quit on the spot. No way in hell would she go through with that shit.
>>561400794>>561403348And of course the reason she went to Andrew at all is because the consequence of not backing down here would be shame / looking bad in her community and she wants to avoid that.Also I generally believe Ashley when she said it's not that kind of place but that doesn't matter to Renee because people would stop whisper that it is so it's the same result for her, what Ashley actually does doesn't matter to her (pushing her to get a job is to get rid of her in general to begin with).And yes, she still cares about that even with them being adults, it's pathological like it is with Andrew, which is why she instantly revert to roleplay mode with Andrew once they show up despite having literally sold them to die.
>>561402204She created her karma, and at the end of the day she prioritized her own feelings over her kids. I just think this pathos adds to the game over making Renee into a stock evil character. She's awful, but humanely awful, and looking from this lens I think adds to the story actually. A parent that was well-meaning to some extent, refused to grow up and I think that is a major sticking point of Renee. She was so immature she was willing to let her sister die not for any other concerns, but because she truly hated her family that much. The same view with her kids really, she's emotionally not much, if at all mature for her age, down to shitting on Ashley after she had already sold her out. There is real tragedy in that, especially with how earnest Ashley is depicted ironically caring for Renee for more than she has reason to. She still was looking for any respect or care, even after she found out she was sold out by her. In a way I think that made Renee even less willing to be vulnerable to her. Because from her perspective, Ashley holds even more moral worth then. Being vulnerable then would be essentially self-imolating, ironic now that she has her dream life. Maybe I am looking too much into it, it can be fair to say that overall Renee is a rather stupid character, she did herself in, but I do think their is more volume to her than some would think.>>561403104Seems contradictory, if she cared so much about keeping appearances she would of told Ashley no. Again I doubt she cared about appearances then. I truly do believe she above all didn't want HER PRIDE damaged in another way. Because aknowledging Ashley by then would be aknowledging she was beyond terrible to her. She'd rather hurt herself than possibly break herself in the possibility Ashley trashes her for all she's worth. A bad decision no doubt, but one that does have some logical grounding.
>>561403448According to her, it's not that kind of place so it can be assumed that's at least what she was told at recruitment.So yeah, she'd just quit if that happened or have a meltdown of such epic proportion, the cops would get involved.
>>561403718>if she cared so much about keeping appearances she would of told Ashley no.She didn't tell Ashley no because it would mean backing down / losing the game of chicken she think Ashley is playing with her like she played with her mom and that's equally unacceptable to her.So she told Ashley 'whatever' so she could win and then went to Andrew to essentially tell him to fix it so she doesn't look bad.Just like when she didn't want to chores for her mother-in-law, she found an excuse to push them onto Andrew too.
>>561402790>Anyone can be a DelphistSurely if Delphism was to model itself after any world religion, it would be Judaism, what with the whole "having to be born into it" bit. Surely promulgation from the womb is the whole point
Could this face REALLY do anything wrong?
>>561404906She's doing wrong by not sucking my dick right now.
>>561404906No.She really can't.
>>561403994I think it has to be emphasized that she thinks Ashley is playing chicken with her. And more importantly, she thinks it's to not work, when for one reason or another, I seriously doubt that. I trully do believe this was a futile attempt to ring something out of Renee. Just one change in that face, just something that shows Renee cares about her daughter sincerely. And more importantly I do think that Renee is still trying to hold her cards and refuse to show anything. Again her own pride and refusal to be vulnerable is her biggest issue, I think it was remarked recently that Ashley would have spared them had she just acted remotely coy with her. Perhaps it is a writing contradiction, to keep the appearance of a good family up while not even doing the bare minimum but outright rebuffing Ashley excessively by then. Maybe it is just the contradiction/ oddity of caring so much to have a good appearance to burden and harm Andrew while not doing anything to remotely care for Ashley, again more of her immaturity and lack of growing-up. She really is emotionally nigh on-par with her kids over half her age, she really is horrible in her own unique way.>>561405636Nina's parents had they known, would beg to differ. It really is not said enough how awful Renee was prior to the quarantinr deal made. She wasn't just a bad parent, she was outright a horrible person that deserved years in jail for the whole Nina case (more specifcally for covering it up).
Does anyone know when specifically on March 25th did the game demo go live?
Q: What is the best punch Andrew ever threw in his life?A:“It was when I fought Ashley in Carl’s apartment. She really offended me and I went BAM. She flew backwards, hitting every wall in the apartment. That was the best punch I’ve ever thrown in my entire life.”
>>561410094Why is he sniffing her knee?
>>561410490he's a freaky young man
Found a coffin fansong in english: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGSYvjCYl8A
>>561411181cant wait for JT music to drop his song on coffin
Goodnight /calg/Don't forget to kiss your sister goodnight before bed
>>561412179I'm surprised they haven't honestly. I guess they'd rather re-release the same 3 FNAF songs again.They haven't done DB songs either IIRC.>>561412653Good night, anon.
>>561412737I cant even imagine what a JT rap for coffin would be like or about
>>561413591Could say the same about half the games they do
>>561375128>>561375316>>561380025If they ain't big enough to sag, they ain't big enough period. In the titnostate we are removing voting rights from women whose cup size is in the first half of the alphabet.
Bad news everyone, I just got arrested and odds are, the case for me isn't looking so good. Apparently I'm being charged of some bullshit like rape (can I least get laid?), murder (she did deserve it), incest, cannibalism, domestic abuse (deserved btw), and coercion. It really doesn't look hot for me guys, I think I wont be able to be in these threads for a long time. Hopefully my lawyer can work something out, else I'll eat his children if he screws up; or kick his fucking pregnant wife's head. It's obsurd how little evidence they have against me, and if that fucking woman of an eyewitness shows up and talks out of turn I swear.
>>561270095Finally got the hoodie. It was all worth it
>>561416041I'll fucking rape your stupid head off if you show up in court btw. That's all for me for now, alright now fuck off everyone.
>>561416184>I'll fucking rape your stupid head offPromise?
>>561416184Now that is NOT very nice. Please apologize and do not say that again.
>>561416681
I-I-I r-r-regret t-to... t-to inform aæevery-everyone. M-m-m-m-m-my husband and d-daughter are no longer with us. A-a-a-a-an. A... uhh... th-that man is no l-longer a p-part of (*sniffs*)- my f-family.
>>561416020Tell them it's because you didn't get your free lunches at school when you were little. Works every time.
>>561419870I don't get it.
damn, right when it was getting spicygood game
>>561419870I don't know who this is, I think she's just so homeless woman who started squatting in my house today and I had to do some self-defense.>>561420424Thanks for the advice anon, I really hope this helps. You better hope so too.>>561420557You better not.
Please don't tell him I was the one who called the police.
It's like my sister is constantly vigilant for when I clean the kitchen so she knows exactly when to go in an make a goddamn mess after I just cleaned the fucking place
>>561420646Decay is even better
What is happening? You guys are scaring me.
>>561421653Cute.
>>561421691The clock has struck midnightBizzaro /calg/ has begun
>>561421691
>>561421691Don't worry, you'll be okay if you either don't show up to court or do say I'm innocent (I am).>>561421372My lawyer has advised me to not speak anymore regarding this individual.
>>561420736>You better hope so too.Why? If it doesn't work you'll just be a bitch in a box anyway.
To the guy who made up Andrea I hope your still posting here
>>561422040Bizzaro /calg/ sounds fun how do I contribute
>>561421676i'll give it a go after putting some time into little goody two shoes
>>561404906Not being beaten to death wirh a frying pan
>>561419870If only Douglas was really this based. Imagine breaking her nose and chipping her teeth everytime she gets uppity.
>>561396850Maybe you should start bullying these retards.
>>561427021Anon, I don't think Douglas was responsible for that...
>>561425417>little goody two shoesWhat's that?>>561427021>chipping her teethGross>>561397647>unironically dropping gems like "actually wanting to fuck your real biological siblings is gross" (a real quote from a couple threads ago)Why are faggots like that allowed to live?
>>561427608Of course, unmistakably the work of Granpa. He should have beaten Douglas too.
>>561424773>WAKE UP>GRABTHEBRUSHANDPUTALITTLEMAKEUP
>>561422040>>561424773https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP7T5_ERcmcThread theme
>>561424773By committing a felony and tell us about it.
>>561427671Yeah I heard he showed up and put that homeless woman in her place. He actually also dismembered uhh, that guy and that girl. >>561428046I have not been sentenced guilty.
>>561428286>I have not been sentenced guilty.You didn't say you didn't do it tho
>Yar har, fiddle de dee>Being a pirate is alright to be>Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free>You are a pirate!
>>561428461Legally I have not committed anything yet. Fucking shit, why couldn't that old geezer have lived long enough to have seen his own son chew dirt?
>>561428513Would Andrew and Ashley pirate video games?
>>561428569>LegallyBut factually?
>>561428576I can see them having some shady equipment trying to pirate old computer software. Maybe trying Playstation games but failing.
>>561428708Factual truth doesn't matter in court. Only legal truth.
>>561429261It's simple: lie.
>>561429423Not too much, if I say that Douglas voluntarily chopped his testicals off and replaced them with his eyeballs, I don't think they'll buy it.
>>561429261So you did do it
>>561429758I don't want to say it was an accident, but I do think a non-nonsignificant portion of it was self-defense.
Subnee was too pure for this world...
>>561430220I certainly wouldn't have (err, living) rape charges against me. She'd have been too willing. She also wouldn't have been too resistant too, so that would've been even less ammo for them.
>>561406850>She wasn't just a bad parent, she was outright a horrible person that deserved years in jailAnd this is why I can't see haggots as human.
>>561415692>we are removing voting rights from women whose cup size is in the first half of the alphabet.legitimately based
Douglas is a serial killer living under an assumed identity.His personality is a facade.
>>561433462Why did he allow himself to be killed?
>>561434123Game respects game
>>561434123Hes a serial killer not a brawler. He can kill but cant fight
>>561434123The weight of souls lie heavy.
it is late goodnight /calg/
>>561435639It's indeed late.
Ashley takes it up the ass
Remember Arrested Development?
>>561422040*stricken
>>561435804It's a stiff
>>561436169stricken with what you got the manflu?
>>561436071I wanna rub a stick over her spine like shes a percussion frog
>>561436474I do actually
>>561421653Clean it up janny
The Coffin of Jandrew and Anonley
Is Aussie anon lurking itt right now? Was wondering how the weather is like late September/Early October. Was hoping to go to Sydney for a concert.
>>561439576Hello cunt! Septembers are usually winter 2.0, especially at night. In some years though, if your area didn't get a proper meteorological winter, then September is an early heatwave.
>>561439796Sweet. Was probably going to come in my battle vest. I don't need a jab shot certificate still do I? Never got that shit lol
>>561437070Sorry to hear that lad.
>>561440145Dunno. I'm a Queenslander so I never got that shit either
>>561440471More like a queerslander HEYO
>>561440719>queer>slanderno legal case
>>561439576>Was hoping to go to Sydney for a concertTake your sister with you
>>561440145>Jab shotI've been in Aus recently and they never asked for such outdated thing (Never got jabbed btw)
>>561438043>>561438085Janidrew does it for free.
>>561441865Only wondering because only time I considered traveling there was just after vaxxes got rolled out and they had the worst policy with traveling there without one, and I just thought, "welp. Guess I'll never travel abroad ever". Guess that's over with.
>>561442589That was like 4 years and 5 Current Things ago
>>561398970I had no history with 4chuds before /calg/ and I still haven't posted on any other hussie board ever. Everything I learned about this site is because of /calg/, and I don't even remember how I found the first thread I read in the first place. It's divine guidance by Nemlei.
>>561398970Maybe I should make another sister hentai translation with this pic
>>561442457He cleans up every time Ashley accidently pisses herself
>>561404620>it would be JudaismAs much as people don't play it off like that nowadays, Zoroastrianism (especially the Orthodox Zoroastrianism which is more of a Sassanid phenomenon) was quite racist in conduct. Ēr (Aryan, Iranian) still also meant noble at the time and ērīh (Aryanhood) was a prerequisite to morality and noble conduct, while anērīh (un-Aryanhood) was literally synonymous with evil. So you were kind of born into it. AND Zoroastrianism is endogamous, so Delphism as a religion would've been Sasanian Mazdeanism.
>>561434282Lol I just imagined Serialkillerlas being proud of Andrew and not doing anything cause game is game. My idol.
Was going through old videos I used to watch and stumbled upon this absolute peak Coffincore. God this song made me so emotional when I was in middle school lol. I guess my taste in tragic love stories never changed.https://youtu.be/1r6MFfMEziE?si=Ck2eMpMfMCjCmcMV
>>561443062>hussie boardKek
>>561443738Douglas was a decent dad all things considered
>>561446225No
>>561439576>Was hoping to go to SydneyWho the FUCK is Sydney?
>>561447709>It's a city in Australia, goddamn it
My sister is weird she likes to sniff my boots when I get off of work and she got genuinely annoyed when I swapped to jungle boots that have vents in the feet
/calg/, I'm sorry for insisting on baking so late. Everything worked out fine but I still feel remorse for subjecting my beloved /calg/ to this. I wanted to bake as close to March 25 as possible since I wanted something as close to an anniversary thread as possible, but this sentimental bullshit nearly killed /calg/ when 4chan prevented me from posting a new thread because "Error: Our system thinks your post is spam". Fuck. The end of the last thread was actually fucking terrifying because after 4chan cucked me, we had 5 minutes for somebody to bake a thread during fucking Euro hours where nobody is online. We luckily got two panic bakes out of it, and I'll no homo deepthroat you for it.
https://x.com/i/status/2036774444174397538
Has it really been 3 years already? It's honestly hard to believe sometimes.
>>561448345It's ok, at first I thought I screwed /calg/ with my own panic bake but it ended up fine
>>561448337She's in love with you it would be very cruel to not make her bear your children which she is entitled to
>>561448525Grandpa, it's been 30 years... Nemlei abandoned the game when you were in 'nam, remember? Just let it go already.
I love Ashley and her smaller than advertised breasts!
I miss how mean Ashley was in episode 1. I feel like she has gone softer in episode 2 and 3
>>561453725That happens when you beat her
>>561448337Do you ever sniff hers?
>>561454219Turning Ashley into a cute trad wife by beating the bitchiness out of her! Painting the canvas that is Ashley's beautiful pale body in red, black and blue colors like a fine work of art!
Few days ago I read pic related and honestly I was disappointed. The book itself was good, but the ending was really something else… just misery for the sake of misery. It was so out of touch that it was baffling. I’d rate it wasted potential/10.
>>561455338I have not read it but the shit ending is what everyone talks about whenever this book is brought up here. Some anon has even shared photos of his copy of the book where he has ripped out the pages of the last chapter. I also know that there are fanfics that rewrite the ending, some of which have been linked here before, so maybe you can find some and check them out.
>>561456372>Some anon has even shared photos of his copy of the book where he has ripped out the pages of the last chapter.Fucking lol. The hussy book burnings begin
>>561456372>Some anon has even shared photos of his copy of the book where he has ripped out the pages of the last chapter...that's me. I still have it. I try not to remind myself lol
>>561456372
>>561457205Based
>>561456897Hussy
>>561457283That's not very nice
>>561457473Brother-stealing hussies don't deserve anything nice
>>561457680>Brother-stealingIt's not her fault Ashley choked a 15 year lead
https://files.catbox.moe/sfvsfy.mp4
>>561458454The only thing Ashley choked is a floozie whom Julia will join if she doesn't back off
>>561458957what the fuck
>>561458957Some people don't deserve the internet.
>>56145136530 years ago was iraq
>>561460923I'm starving like a 90's Iraqi for a new devlog rn.
>>561459305I hope a darker ending in Burial where Andrew serves Julia's severed head on a silver platter to a horrified AshleyI want Andrew to become worse than Ashley!
>>561462818>I want Andrew to become worse than Ashley!He already is.
>>561463225Well I want him to show it better, to be completely free from his flawed notions of morality and rape Ashley
On related news, the haggot/modding heresies are getting dmca nuked after working on a Noelle mod kek. May Kitnovah show these heretics His wrath!
>>561463512Wait the hagmod is getting DMCA 'd?
>>561462818Julia is going to survive in every timeline
>>561464409I'm starting to wonder if she's nemlei's self insert and that's why she protects her so much.
>>561464735>>>/r9k/
>>561464902She is protected due to her pure and innocent soulMore seriously, it's because Julia's role in the story is contrasting how fucked up Andrew—and to a lesser extent Ashley—is (are? would it be "is because I'm talking about Andrew, or "are" because the aside includes Ashley, thus making the sentence about two people?). Regardless, Julia is basically a normality litmus test. Andrew gets with her to try and prove his normality to himself and others. And in SnS, he rings up Julia because he's still harboring the fantasy of returning to normal life. His failure to make things work is another piece of evidence that there's something more fundamentally wrong with him. I do seriously believe that Julia will survive in every timeline. The only real narrative reason to kill her would be to do what anons post about, Andrew killing Julia as a proof of loyalty to Ashley. But I guess I just don't see it. It feels kinda forced. It's not impossible, but I'm still riding high off my correct prediction that Julia would return
>>561465661>Regardless, Julia is basically a normality litmus test.Exactly why I think her death would make the most sense in Burial. To show just how far down the slippery slope Andrew has fallen and his degeneracy culminating in him ending the symbol of normalcy by his own hand, and serving it to Ashley just to show how depraved and sociopathic he has become. Could be a bad end like Splat or SnS, I think it would fit.
Can't wait to kick Jewlia's head like a football
SOMETHING IS HAPPENING
>>561467756We do this like every other week. Something updates on steamdb, anons bring it here as a sign of something happening, and then nothing comes of it.
>>561465971Not gonna happen. Call it a gut feeling, but I know that Julia is going to live happily ever after in every timeline>>561468004To be fair, we had a ton of activity the week leading up to Ch3 dropping. IIRC, it was loads of changes with new achievements being added either the day before or hours before. So I like seeing those posts because they can be a sign
>>561464409Julia is a plot device for Andrew's normality cope. Nobody truly cares if she lives or dies.>>561464902If there is a Nemlei self-insert it would be Ashley. Siblings and abusive parents are a staple of her works so it seems likely she is writing what she knows.
>>561468004It's on the anniversary. Anniversary anniversary anniversary anniversary anniversary.
Hey now it's the actual official anniversary since the game dropped on itch.io on 4:46 PM UTC
>>561468448A bit of an unfair analysis of her character, I don't Nemlei would be that utilitarian if she bothered to give Julia a name. Honestly if Julia is a plot device, I see litttle reason to not also consider Renee a plot device in her own way too.>>561468550Sauce?
>>561468257>"happily ever after">tendency towards self-harm>abusive older sister>trauma from being in a relationship with AndrewSure thing buddy.
Hope you guys can help me out. I had a tab saved of some artist who sold the "cry about it" picture as stickers and fridge magnets but I guess the seller is gone. Google ain't helping me either so I'm hoping you can at least point me in the right direction on who or where else sells cry about it stickers or magnets.
>>561468846Let me know when someone finds that link
https://x.com/i/status/2036458068343402662
>>561468749>>tendency towards self-harmI can save her>>abusive older sisterThis one just isn't true>>trauma from being in a relationship with AndrewI can save her
>>561469395Julia will die from drug overdose in the homeless camp before the age of 30
>>561470048And will still have lived a longer and happier life than Ashley
>>561470303False
>>561468749>>abusive older sisterThat's only for Julian.
If blue cat dares harm Julia we will rain hellfire down on Fingolia and raze it to the ground.
>>561467756Calling it episode 4A is released next week. Nemlei said up to another year when 3A was released.
>>561473425I severely doubt Nemlei is going to drop a game update unannounced. A devlog is the best you can hope for.
>>561471030
>>561393142>Can we at least keep our foreskins, Jew-ley?
>>561474732the original circumcision was a cut mark not the full severing of the foreskinthe foreskin snip off was literally an antichristian rejectionnow you may understand just how much jews hate christians
https://x.com/GrinsGames/status/2036822713877082600/photo/1
>>561477112I want a Coffin house
>>561477112I want an Andrew cushion
>>561456372>>561456486>"b-b-b-but they burned the books!!"Yeah and we'll do it again, floozie.
>>561463512Fake news, nothing ever happens
>>561477643>>561477671I just wish my sister wasn't such a bitch
>>561464902Besides Ashley there's only one self-insert of Nemlei
>>561476078That's great honey but this is The Coffin of Andy and Leyley general™
>>561478243>her self-insert is a slut that gets murderedshe must be a big fan of the American Psycho movie
>>561478426Coffandley. general?
>>561478237What makes you say this about your sister?
>>561478707302 Lady did what she had to do to get fed. Can you honestly say you wouldn't do the same?
Watching the OnK season 3 finale and knowing it's just baiting really REALLY makes me long for 3B. Please Nemlei. April Fools Day, make it seem like an April Fools joke but actually drop 3B.
>>561477112I want an Andrew dildo
>>561479161she didn't spread her legs just because she was hungry. she did it because she's a whore
>>561471030>>561474236They need to sure those kids sleep in separate bedrooms.
>>561481067
>>561481310It's very hard to tell your children not to do what you did
>>561481067No they don't. The vast majority of siblings don't grow up to be incestuous just from sharing a bedroom. Usually there needs to be some kind of trauma or neglect for it to happen. Which is unlikely because, as anon keeps reminding us, Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>561482427Will Andrew? He's got a hard time with that sort of thing.
>>561482704He's a future rape victim.
>>561482704He'll come around, provided he and Ashley have resolved their issues by then and are just happy together. Maybe people say they hate kids and will never have them until they suddenly do and grow to love them.
>>561483472>Maybe people*Many people
Julia is a qtπ
>>561483472>provided he and Ashley have resolved their issues by then and are just happy togetherI just don't see Andrew being able to do that. Unless chapter 4 or the other arc shows some dramatically different characterization, Andrew would screw it all up.
>>561482427>Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>561484912Are we doing this again? No, Nemlei is not a hack. She won't have the characters fail to grown or learn anything in every ending.
>>561486773>Nemlei is not a hack.true if bigOnly tell will time.
>>561479001Let's see:>She doesn't help with housework/chores>She makes her problems everyone's problem but completely ignores the problems of others>Constantly wastes money on useless shit>Literally sees people as things to use/exploit>Only spends time with me when she wants cheap attention (and possibly to get me to buy her something)>Creates drama where she makes herself seem like the victim and cries to others (mostly her boyfriend) about it>Have I told you that she just uses people to get what she wants?I don't know what her endgame is, but I'm really worried that she is following in our mother's footsteps, and she is a waste of air who used to bring men home while we were home.
>>561490448Okay, yeah that's a certified bitch. I'm sorry that you have to deal with that.Are you the anon who has two sisters and one is a saint while the other is like this? Or are there just multiple anons with sisters as shitty as this?
>>561490448So she's every young woman for the last two-three generations?>boyfriendYou could've just that.
Snuggling. With sisters.
>>561491634>Okay, yeah that's a certified bitch.And the worst part? She still has some fraction of sweetness inside and I love her (before you ask, no not like that).>Are you the anon who has two sisters and one is a saint while the other is like this? Or are there just multiple anons with sisters as shitty as this?I only have one sister. But I remember that anon too>>561491639So she's every young woman for the last two-three generations?Yeah pretty much. Being a zoomer watching how women my age behave has been quite blackpilling honestly.>You could've just that.What?
>>561494627>And the worst part? She still has some fraction of sweetness inside and I love her (before you ask, no not like that).I can't believe I'm saying this on /calg/ but if she is so toxic then maybe this isn't healthy and you should cut her out of your life or warn her that you'll do so if she doesn't mend her ways.
>>561495779There has been a few close relatives who told her that but I don't think she will change unless she herself wants to. She is the type to learn things by first getting herself into deep shit so it will take a long time (if at all) for her to even want to change. She is also moving out in like a week and our communication is already almost completely face to face so we'll see what happens. Anyways, gotta sleep now, I have work tomorrow. Goodnight /calg/
Happy coffin day brothers and sisters, no hussies allowed
>>561497362Good night anon
>>561497521Kicking hussies into an active volcano
A sis kiss a day keeps the surgeon away
>>561501804Kiss your sister's butthole
>>561427627cottagecore yuri horror
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>561503598TRVKE
>>561505707>Am I supposed to be envious of your so-called "first world?"
>>561506047pretty accurate, gud job anon
hello, artfag here. I've been trying to come up with something different than just ms paint art, so I decided to go into photoshop instead (like yk, by editing real pictures and shit), and so, I've made this art in less 2 hoursit's not exactly what I've wanted to look like, cuz it was bit rushed and I'm still practicing my editing + drawing skills, but at least I managed to put a little effort in it, so what do you guys think? looks pretty neat, isnt it?
happy sibling dayyy
went into my sisters world to tell her about my my singing monsters islands and we eventually started showing each other tik toks and it devolved into us talking about a bunch of random shit and then ended with showing each other our minecraft worlds and before we knew it 3 hours have pastall incest and typical /calg/ shit aside it is phenomenal having a good sibling relationship and I feel bad for only children. it must be so lonely having no siblings
>>561506047Added frisk undertale as the second mii to my island. The game forces you to make the two existing miis befriend one another before you can add a third.Frisk asked me for a topic to talk to þiu about; I said 'sleeping'.Now they wont stop talking about how much they want to sleep with eachother
>>561511118Why didn't you make them both þiu's? I know it'll cut his life in half but, come on man.
>>561511372>þwhy is everything doing this
>>561511491It makes sense.
Well my bail has been set at over a million dollars, and these fucks are earnest about not giving me fucking internet access, So I think this may really be the end guys. My lawyer also just quit on me, funnily not because of money but "because you keep threatening to rape my wife." I think I should sue him for defamation after I do something else to her. I guess I had fun guys, even if noone else did.
>>561510271>it must be so lonely having no siblingsIt is! You have no idea how lucky you are, promise you'll cherish your sister until your last breath!>went into my sisters worldwdym?>and then ended with showing each other our minecraft worldsWhy aren't you playing multiplayer together??
>>561503598I think so too. Leyley will drown in maternal hormones leaving only Ashley.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDwsiqQa1pw
>>561507343That's some good shading
>>561513558Frenchley. Almost spunds like the name of a sandwich
>>561512742>went into my sisters world>wdym?I meant to say my sisters room but we have such clashing aesthetics it's basically an entire different world >Why aren't you playing multiplayer together??her world is the one she has with her friends. besides our tastes in games are largely different, she's the type of weirdo to be super into roblox games despite being a full ass adult
>>561515706I am so jealous! A hussy got me to play Stardew Valley with her but had no interest in playing Minecraft with me, so I'm left playing it either alone or with an online friend. But since you evidently both play it it seems like a no-brainer that you should play it together! Consider joining her friends' world, or starting a new world together just for the two of you. Having different clashing play styles will only make it more fun!
>>561522503Hussy
Did the hagmod actually get DMCA'd? That would be the best anniversary gift ever.
>>561510271Are you rollerskating anon?
>>561524803yea. me and my sister hang out often since all her friends live a long ways out and I have no friends not online
>>561524931You are extremely based. Have you been on /calg/ for long? Maybe you've been sisterposting for years but we only recently started connecting your stories
>>561523625Please stop being mean to Julia
>>561525309I've only been in the threads for like, 2-3 weeks at most.
Wassup how tha fuck is every last muthafuckin straight playa bustin, I be anonizzle's freshly smoked up hoe.
U think þiu was home-schooled? as a victim of homeschooling, I think he gives off that energy.
>>561525841Oh. Well, I hope you'll stay with us for a while. Wayward brothers of /calg/ could learn a lot from you.
>>561524931How do I get a Rudie sister?Also I swear I saw a Gum edit of Ashley at one point
>>561528882well the way I did it was introduce her to videogames when she was 7 and play a lot of co-op games with hermaybe if you got a time machine you can try that
>>561525841If you search rollerskating it brings up images two different types, which one do you use?
Honey, we need to call the police on Andrew.
>>561531271roller skates are side by side, inline skates / rollerblades are the ones that have all 4 wheels in a row. I use rollerblades like any self respecting skater should
>>561531395Jesus christ. The half of her face is so bloody snd swollen that you can only recognize her by looking at the other half.
>>561531395More!
April 1st. I saw it in a vision.
>>561531395>Douglas the moment he sees Anders
>>561533879Just one week to go. Let's all give Nemlei our spirit energy so she can obliterate any challenge that comes her way!
>>561531617A self respecting skater uses a skateboard.
>>561534638>this nigga cant control both legs separately at once
"Andrew, Ashley... it is so nice to share this evening with another pair of young luv-ahs in the scolding hot waters of this hot-tub. Would you care for some lamb shanks?"
>>561526683He would have gotten bullied worse in school.
>>561532240Is this referencing something
>>561537086
>>561531395Grandpa Graves was upset when he found out Renee had abandoned his grandchildren.
Remember to scratch your sistercat behind the ears.
I had the sausage dream again! Andrew and Ashley in lederhosen, Ashley dancing around, playfully stuffing body parts into this giant meat grinder which Andrew is cranking, filling links upon links of sausage casing. The deafening oompah music... So much sausage everywhere. It looked really good, too.
I wonder how many anons here want to be eaten by andrew and ashley
Why call it a Nemleivania? Where's the vampires and vampire hunters with whips? Where's my non linear levels and progression?
>>561546491>Where's the vampires??? knows the SOUL STEAL move
>When try to be motivational unc to the YN's outside the motel and they genuinely blow my shit smoove off
>>561548273Assassin-kun didn't seem too old
>>561548273>Apparently cheap>Found them in a few weeksHe should've charged more for his skillz.
>>561548273>Andy what do these words mean
>>561549710uncshley
>>561549710six seven!
What did Lord Unknown mean when Andrew accepted his vegetables?
>>561553147He's going to shove a carrot up Andrew's ass
>>561549348His kind doesn't live long
>>561477112>There are """people""" ITT calling themselves Coffin fans without having put even a quarter as much effort as this
>>561507343Dude this made me sad. I just want them to be happy.
>>561520491My daughter btw
>>561526539This is how at least one character in every Nemlei game would look like if Nemlei was a true lib but she's an early 2000s edgy anti-Bush anti religion type of lib. The type that's gonna raise far right chud gen alpha children.
>>561531395
>>561540323Based I wanna believe this
>>561556448Nah Nemlei's lucky if I buy official merch.
>>561557465I won't buy anything lesser than this
Nemlei better give us another Q&A.
>>561558127You better give your sister another hug.
>>561559278Unpopular opinion, sisters aren't owed hugs.
I gave my big sis a hug and felt a little something something ^_^
>>561559971Why would you say this?!
>>561558127
>>561561030Common sense. You're being too bitchy? No hugs for you.
>>561561621Did someone say Nemlei rear?https://files.catbox.moe/sx8ezt.pngKit9 actually DMCA'd the original link and got the hash blacklisted on catbox kek
>>561562484>Kit9 fucking browses /calg/
>>561562484Some new blood /calg/arians will view this for the first time today.
>>561561719You got it all backwards. Lack of brother hugs is the primary cause of sister bitchiness.
>>561563013I assure you anon, Nemlei and Kit9 are too busy to get involved with niche online communities
Today marks a month since dishesanon said he's going to get his sister shave his head. I bet my ass he still hasn't done it.
Ashley's rear is underrated.
>>561564085I did it myself a few days ago
>>561563013You think Nemlei ever argued with anons here and got called a newfag who didn't play the game?
>>561564967There are a gazillion hairstyles for people with male pattern baldness that your sister would like but alas, you are a faggot
>>561564360I love Ashley's moderate yet tastefully proportional assets
>>561566474Thanks, I'm gonna jack off to Nemlei talking down to me
>>561563643Wouldn't that become a loop? Like, you don't hug her enough, so she gets bitchier, so you want to hug her less.. and before you know it you're ghosting each other
>>561567085Brothers aren't sending their best.
>>561564967Congrats on actually achieving your goal. But it's a Pyrrhic victory. I say this not because I still think going bald looks dumb (how you look is your business, after all), but because in the end you weren't able to get your sister to do it despite claiming multiple times that she was definitely going to do it. Look, I'm not saying it's 100% your fault, but you're never beating the sister fumbler allegations if you can't actually get her to follow through on something she agreed to do for you.
>>561567567>wanted to molest his sister for not doing her math homework, then he was mean to her (it was her fault he wanted to molest her)>came up with a conspiracy theory about her stealing his soda, then was mean to her (it's her fault he imagined that she stole his drinks)>didn't do the dishes, then was mean to her (it's her fault he didn't clean up after himself)>arranges to have her do his hair, then was mean to her (it's her fault he shaved himself and looks like a nazi)Do any other /calg/ brothers come close to this guy?
>>561567971There was a guy last year who kept making his sister cry
>>561567308This avatarfagging is so gay. Especially from a male only child.
>>561567971Come on now. He's not exactly being the best brother, but you're making some of this shit up. He didn't get mean to her over soda, in fact he decided not to pursue the issue. He DID have an insane outburst over dishes, but he has been doing his dishwashing part diligently, it's her who has been slacking. And at no point he got mean to her over hair? You're also omitting some of his more positive developments, such as driving his sister to places, admitting to enjoying it, and even getting her drive-through meals, even though he does like to do some performative bitching about it to farm (You)s.
>>561568898Yeah I made some of it up.
>>561568871Cry about it
>>561569347YWNHAS.You Will Never Have A Sister
>>561567085Be the better man, break the loop
>>561569552Do you think we should punish parents who fail to produce a spouse for their child?
>>561569638It certainly is cruel. Just look at this general, you've got anons trying to live vicariously through those who do have siblings. Even worse, trying to dole out advice with no basis in reality but a head full of weird ideas gleamed from fiction. Sad.
>>561569552At least I know I was never given a chance in the first place, as opposed to being given it only to fumble it hard like half of /calg/
>>561567567>I'm not saying it's 100% your fault, but you're never beating the sister fumbler allegationsYeah, I can accept that. It's just that she's really moody so it's so hard to get her to stick to anything without it becoming an argument, so I generally don't>>561567971>>came up with a conspiracy theory about her stealing his sodaTbdesu, I'm still not fully over this. I think she thinks she got one over on me, and I don't like that. But I'm not going to bring it up because it feels psychotic to grill her for a single can of soda from months ago
>>561570235You don't even know what "fumbling" means in terms of sibling relationships. You have no experience and your thinking is malformed. Your advice is retarded and counterproductive at best.You keep giving dogshit advice trying to influence people to act like pathetic doormats toward their sisters. I suspect you like the idea of it because you're a homosexual. But if you had a clue what sisters want/expect of their brothers you'd know that if anyone follows your terrible advice it will cause damage to people's relationships with their siblings.tl;dr: You're a fool, your advice is bad and I sincerely hope nobody is influenced by you as it's a recipe on how to get a sister to feel contempt for her brother.
>>561570961My sister likes it when I'm her little sparrow
>>561570961Being a doormat rocks
>>561571283>head full of weird ideas gleamed from fiction
I desperately need to mate with Ashley Graves
>>561566889>I'm gonna jack off to Nemlei talking down to meNTR (Nemleitorare)
>>561570961You don't know me, or what I do or don't post here. I'd be curious to know what exactly do you think are specific examples of "my advice" supposedly given to other anons because I don't recall ever telling anyone to be a doormat.
>>561571847You've been avatarfagging for long enough for it to be obvious that you're a lonely homosexual.
>>561572009Do you seriously think there is only one person using images from Nemlei's games in a thread about Nemlei's games?
>he hasn't realized that this whole thread is just him and me on my 99 proxies
>>561569219Oh fuck, a girl so psycho se smiles as you choke her makes me so hard.
>>561570592Would bribing work on her? Like I'll do/buy X for you if you do Y for me?
Every poster in this general is me.
>>561572885I am not you!
>>561572162Some people here are a little out of their fucking gourd. Notice how he thinks he's talking to a specific person, and how he thinks this person is trying to convince someone to be a doormat when MOST of the advice that is given in this thread in regards to this particular dimbulb that isn't obvious trolling or messing around is "you're not entirely wrong, but you acted like a massive faggot about it and should apologize for screaming over minor bullshit." Let it be known that anything short of murdering your sister over minor bullshit is being a doormat.
>>561572954>he doesn't remember being splintered off the primordial monadKids these days
What is worse, having no sister at all, or having such a bad relationship with your sister that you haven’t seen her face-to-face for years and sometimes forget she exists?
>>561574281Not having a sister at all, I would imagine. Less heartbreaking.
>>561573693I'm fairly sure he was just ragebaiting. He said "your advice" five times without bringing up any specific examples because it's a blanket accusation directed at anyone who would bite as opposed to some specific known individual.
