can we use the new thread now

just took a massive jaytroonie aka n2mk ya smell me?

im here

>>561381975
i could smell you 2 threads down

i have jury duty :c

im really scared of getting jury duty

just throw it in the trash literally wtf are they going tod o

i got it once but they took a plea before the trial so i didnt have to do anything and im exempt for 7 years

they will send the sheriff out to get me

my jury duty gave me $40 for showing up for orientation and then dismissing us

i just keep moving forward

i just dont know what to do!

does anyone want to read book of the new sun with me

book club is deader than st0cks penor

whats that about

they dont have enough time to come arrest you for not going to jury duty you have been tricked by too much there is no reason to not just throw it away

im not taking the chance its a small town

do it anyways whats the worst that will happen they make you go to jury duty lol

if you ignore a jury summons in the u.s., the court doesn’t instantly ruin your life, but it can escalate.

here’s the usual progression (afaict, varies by state/county):

first miss they might just send another summons or a “hey, respond” notice
keep ignoring you can get an order to appear (basically “show up or else”)
keep ghosting judge can hold you in contempt of court

possible consequences:

fines (often a few hundred $, sometimes more)
being forced to appear anyway (but now it’s awkward)
in rarer cases, a bench warrant (yeah, like actual cops getting involved)

courts don’t love chasing people over this, so they usually give multiple chances. but if you make it a pattern, they will get annoyed and escalate.

if you legit can’t go (school, travel, anxiety, whatever), way smarter move is to:

request a deferral (super common, easy)
claim an exemption if you qualify

ignoring it is basically choosing the most annoying possible path.

>>561383325
i wouldnt mind if i could get that 4 times a year to pay for runey

i live in a big city but it doesnt seem worth the risk

just call and say you have social anxiety and no way to get to the court thats what i did cause it's true.

showing up for the one day is annoying but if you dont want to be on the jury you have to be a complete moron to not know how to answer questions that will get you struck for cause

>>561387474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9zgTK6QwBg

the invisivenge GAMON GAMOOOOOOON

i cant even make the call

but what if they dont believe me and they think im just trying to get out of it and they charge me with contempt and they put me in jail and i get st0cked by some karamjan

osrs hasnt been mentioned once in this thread so far

that would be so hot if st0ck was in a cell with a karramjan, wow.

im shy and autistic so im not good at lying so i got selected and served for 2 weeks

>>561387587
i love slaves

alexa play tswift cruel summer

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wtf they made the embedded youtube player so fukken bad like holy smokes

the only way they can prove oyu received it is if you do the check in/call/acknowledge it in any way if you sent it directly to the trash can you are innocent until proven guilty if you are a lifelong neet you could just get a third degree felony too and not have to deal with bull crap

>>561081169
ok yea it is really

i bet it's good but chuds and trannies like you just never read firepunch

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just beasted

did you know you could get summoned for federal grand jurys that are for multiple months and can be like 200 miles away lol what a dumbass system

holy plugin aids

yea im a chud so what

i dont know a lot of things thanks for reminding me

me personally 200 miles in almost any direction would land me in the ocean so i dont have to worry about that stuff leave it to the zogbot americans to deal with lol

do you want to learn with me

>>561390171
european(derogatory)

put a mandarin orange in my smoothie i should not have done that

are shenny and jason the same person?

smoothies are so hard to make god forbid you put a banana in there and then she dominates the entire flavor profile

bananas go well in anything

some girls dont like bananas as freakish as that sounds can you believe it

>>561390690
hello whore

i like bananas but they have to be ripe enough

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wow i freaking beasted that shit

language

i was big into smoothies for awhile and the best one i settled for was 1-ish cup of frozen blueberries and 1 frozen banana and 1 cup plain full fat greek yogurt and 1 scoop of vanilla whey protein and then some water for whatever viscosity you want

banana can be replaced with frozen mango and the blueberries can be replaced with strawberries or mixed berries

my holiday is in 2 days now i cant wait

mine too omg are you going to colorado to ski too

no im going to prague ive got like 5 different museums im gonna go to and then some other stuff like the basilica and the castle and not the jewish quarter since im an antisemite oh and the gardens

are you two doing those things by yourselves or

i dont want you to bring me anything back anymore

>>561391680
he's right you know

whats the point of this thread

that would be really weird to do all that alone

oh

im going skiing with a group of like 15 people personally but i shant be skiing i shall be chilling instead

oh

why would you go to a museum with other people im there to take in the culture not listen to some foid yap my ear off

you could try snowboarding instead its like skiing but its not gay

i fear traveling solo is all ill ever be able to do

i have to fly alone though which is always annoying

i want to snowboard and surf so so soooooo badly

>>561392069
since there are no jannies monitoring runescape we can use this one as the designated shit posting and the other one for doings

can i come

you can go to the other thread if you want advice from john dad on content he has never done

yes you may

oda the generous strikes again

>>561392713
this anon is like st0ck where both have a humiliation fetish.

quick monday puzz while i wait for my spec to regen
https://www.crosswithfriends.com/beta/game/101158404-vusk
https://www.crosswithfriends.com/beta/game/101158404-vusk

you cant just link a half done crossword

its polite to pause it until someone else joins

thats tuff ngl

i only filled in 1 across i couldnt resist

it wasnt half done it was just a monday cword so it was fast

"im finna busanuh" says

[good news] swolebenji's deadlock videos are getting 1k per views, seems like he proved us wrong but i miss his ranting videos shitting on albion

remember when they tricked irons into voting in a pvp update by calling arkhan blade a midgame iron wep

no

can someone hurry up and download the latest edp445 aka fatboys_bigums video and make it osrs related?

im sorry?

idk i just want someone to photoshop "here's my tbow" cause it would be funny

whats funny about that

>>561364529
Is membership worth it?

>>561397173
its not worth paying fiat for membership no
but if you can sustain your membership in game...

im not doing the math but id say the time spent sustaining a membership in game would value your time at less than minimum wage so for me its worth paying for membership for a month with less than half an hour of my job money rather than spendng my time in the bondcuck mines and forwarding all my gp earnings for the month directly to jagex

you can buy membership if you want idk whats worth it or not for you if youre living under a bridge and playing runescape on the public library computer you probably shouldnt be wasting your money or time on runescape but if youre neeting on a trust fund then your time and money arent worth much so go for it why not

i read a manga about living under a bridge once

is cbd like weed but legal can a junkie weigh in for me

>>561398881
no

ok thanks

cbd does fucking nothing

JOHN DAD has accepted D3KS request to debate him
NUT BLADDER has agreed to moderate. 90 minutes. 60 minutes of predetermined questions, and then 30 minutes of open back and forth between them.
the winner of the debate gets to be the definitive thread for old school runescape
the loser? consigned to the history books forever.
the debate will take place in one week, march 31st. be there

weed is legal in my state

its legal in my state too but im a bit too scared to go into a dispensary

>>561398983
cbd isnt "like weed", cbd is in all weed, the % is determined by the genetics and it doesnt produce a high

>>561399252
you sound cute??

dispensary people are nice but they sort of look at me like im retarded but i feel that way about a lot of people so

weed is medicinally legal in my state but im very suspicious of medical weed big pharma are 100% manipulating the buds to control the thoughtspace of the population i dont trust it at all but its very easy to get (because they want you to smoke it)

i could get legal weed of like a million flavors but instead the only drug i do is caffeine and even that i dont like doing very much so its only once a day maybe two times a day

>big pharma are 100% manipulating the buds to control the thoughtspace of the population
real crackhead hours can you tell me more about this

bros afraid of the sticky icky

i did get a thing of medicinal cbd oil once and while it mostly did nothing it did seem to help me calm down from like an active anxiety attack but it could be placebo and probably is placebo a weed in needs a weed indeed a weed with thc is better as they say

i do modafinil and phenibut recreationally

if big pharma wanted you smoking weed then the government wouldnt continue regulating it such as making edibles containing thc illegal

my body is like a temple nothing bad is allowed in it

i want to try mort myre fungus

my body is like a https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Temple_Desecrated

mort myre fungus isnt all its hyped up to be for me personally i feel robbed of an entire afternoon

well its complicated big pharma are just one power swaying the government theyre also swayed from a lot of other directions and also my government is different than your government which is run by a total maniac so its movements have another factor in that sense

nah zats grazy ziggy zoggy zit down

>>561399794
how are they controlling the thoughtspace and what is the end goal

maybe its like caffeine where it doesnt work on those cursed with adhd

i would still like to try it i have wasted a whole lot of afternoons losing another one would mean nothing to me its nothing

to make people too complacent and/or too retarded to do anything about the fact that we are becoming rapidly dissatisfied disenfranchised poor and being pushed into a world war

start slow remember you can always take more next time but you cant take less this time

>>561400005
are you sure its big pharma doing it though? seems way more like the zucks the musks and the bezoses. big tech AI computer god guys AKA the new money trying to kill the old dollar oil jew system

what was /qa/, i thought it was a slowboard cause i went on it a few times, but then wat is a /qa/non

i want my first time doing mort myre to be with someone i love and am comfy with and i want it to be at the beach when i have a beach house rental nearby to walk back to and be cozy but the house needs to be not weird like no strange forks or anything

>>561400103
well big pharma are growing the weed therefore the ones physically and literally manipulating the buds but yes other people can be influencing the way they grow it but big pharma are the most direct layer in that they are growing and profiting but yes its complicated a lot of fingers in the "pot" so to speak lol

wish i had some fingers in my pot rn fr

good lord

jason sometimes uses the name phoebe

what has that got to do with anything

>>561400362
fair enough thanks for humoring me

samantha was better

meriipu got me stoned and took advantage of my defenseless body

if i picked my own european rsn id pick an irish name like orla

thats ridiculous is that the best you could come up with

all names are valid chuddy

just entered my bank pin into a pile of ent cum

>>561401152
ty for logging in

orla isnt really that paddycoded you should go for something like caitriona or shonagh

why do you sound like that

it doesnt really matter what you think is "paddycoded" its an irish name first of all and second of all its one of the main characters in derry girls and i like the character and the show

ok but derry isnt an irish city is it its english lol take the l bozo

so basically jason is /int/'s shenny but our shenny left and we gained jason....

youre retarded and i wont be acknowledging any more of your replies on this matter

im just trying to get to heaven can u give me a ride

the rsn spammer is an interesting character as no one ever acknowledges his posts but he still does it for 14 hours a day

i wanna be on your cape like a pride flag

carol of the bells is too hard to play my pingers get tired

i bet youre a plastic paddy from boston or chicago post bmi

there must always be a shenny

i miss shenny, he was a nicer john dad.

>>561401934
omg

>>561401926
he does it specifically to catch me at a weak moment and make me crash out success rate about 10/365

365 runey girl

my brain filtered out rsn rapscallion decades ago are they still posting

the thread split is giving me post anxiety

Whos the rsn spammer

probably juiceb0x

d3ks aka d333cay aka beybladee ily i would die for you jsyj

must be nice.....
feeling that way about someone special......

did yall see reacher beat up that dude

i wish i was d3ks

did yall see rsn bam margera on fishtank get a test to speech that said im ryan dunn and this is the car flip challenge

i feel like im having a stroke i like dont understand any of these posts

is the rsn spammer in the room with us?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5mPrpZ_hHM
UP

based on all the hidden posts on my screen rn id say yes

>>561402721
can you stop rsn spamming? youre making the other anon really mad

real filterfags have stubs disabled anyone with stubs enabled is just an attention seeker

call me the nick wilde of osg because that bunny could get it and my name is nick

i wish someone would give me a resounding doink

>>561403045
heyyyyyyyyy

im developing a new osrs general filter list which is in the testing phase right now so i have stubs on for debugging

filter this 8=======>~

oh yea *unzips willy*

if youre not going to post a real picture you shouldnt tease

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i will because the head is grotesquely pointy and the balls are too rotund yuck

is that a spell

its the ritual

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these are the spells i have

threadgirls beg to see dds but god forbid the head is a little pointy

>>561403656
whats the pink butthole spell do

i dont have to beg i get sent them unprompted

can someone give me some direction i dont mean cardinally

can you share them with the thread if they dont mind you seeing they wouldnt mind the rest of us seeing

>>561403830
left

thats illegal i think

no its not

no sorry its private

i have direction but its unsatisfying

do you boys think rsn:d4vd did it?

i have a few possible directions but im scared to choose one and also im a girl

d3ks traded my dpicks to eel girl and now im the laughingstock of both the d3cord and the eelcord

im stuck at the bank unable to decide

*sighs* i can't believe that tranny woke up the rsn spammer.

you have to take control of your own toon and make a decision otherwise youll bankstand your life away

wish someone would spam my rsn i havent had a shred of attention in weeks

oh, i get it now "d3k" spammer aka fake shortys new gimmick is the rsn spammer

i like attention but not too much attention you may look but dont you touch

for me im probably the most spammed rsn in osg history

your right i have to be the master of my own destiny

>>561404997
giwtwm

for me ive less than 9 totem minutes remaining until i reach my goal level and never have to fletch my totem again

might forgive john, he hasn't been a dick to me in a couple of days.

i respect john since he put in the work to get his rsn spammed instead of being a mid foid posting her body to virgin simps

LowTierGod Childhood Stories 11 (Compilation)

been up for 34 hours

been about 7 for me i think

and for me less than 4

im not sure if im awake or sleeping

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>>561406331

if im up for more than 24 hours i feel like im dying

maybe im dreaming well how could i tell anyway

last time i pulled an allnighter was like 5 years ago when i had a paper due and i popped ritties all night and felt like i was going to have a heart attack at work the next day

try doing it every time youre awake

try taking less meth

i take nothing

does anyone want to bankstand with me today

bankstanding is bad for the soul

the maximum level cap to get recruited into the falador guards increased from 34 to 42 you bitches aint safe

selective service only goes up to 25 they only raised the enlistment age

how much do i have to pay to get my shit blown smoove off do you reckon im just wondering

i have to fletch all these logs so at the bank i must stand

wish someone would blow my shit rn fr

oh my

>>561407840
hi

what if st0ck gets drafted and he gets selected for relief duty

yeah what if

wsj wednesday on a tuesdayy

https://www.crosswithfriends.com/beta/game/101159658-zamp
https://www.crosswithfriends.com/beta/game/101159658-zamp

imagine the smell of dung and guam after a session with st0ck idk if it would be worth it not to mention you might catch a disease (Disease is a status effect which can be caused by any monster found in the crypts of Jiggig: zogres, skogres, the zombie with the ruined backpack and Slash Bash as well as fever spiders) if you're not first person to hit.

okay im imagining it now what

dont we hate the wsj

thats why we steal their puzzle without paying

>>561408592
you that nasty of a person?

ive been a nasty girl nasty

when my spec bar is full im down for almost anything

>>561410326
post cock

my whistle has no charges

wait is that what the flo rida song is about

yes its about having to use the cam torum tele to the bird because your meat is all used up

here we go

need my meat used up rn fr

does anyone want to spinning wheel stand with me

where do you spin at

standing on the street where you spin at

would you come here and spin with me

find a way up into your bow

id rather spin my flax than my camera around at the bank

i walked into hunllef with raw fish because i was lyricposting and i was awarded with 11 maple shortbows for leaving

anyway im at auburnvale

i wanna be on your spool like a bowstring

norse is such a bullshit religion bro like yeah goyim spend your entire life fighting and when you die in battle you'll go to super heaven just trust me bro

i wanna handle your log like im fletching

the religion is asatru not norse

>>561412035
yeah thats why they all converted to chrsitianity

christianity has martyrdom and crusades

for me it's guthix

okay but they dont have to spend their entire life fighting like being to go to valalah

sure but if they do its guaranteed

any ladyboys here

st0ck stopped coming here ever since i exposed him for dating girl twink

im a ladygirl

forget a cam torum teleport im trying to cam forum teleport do you smell me cambro enjoyers

what

crap i shouldnt have napped so long how am i going to sleep tonight

so nobody wants to teach me tob then

i would teach you but i dont know how to tob either

nah

i gave up

i wanna be the npc that you contact

life was better when i was downloading drake mixtapes on datpiff

well you certianly are an npc

i used limewire and the pirate bay and a harddrive containing a clone of my cousins itunes library

when i was trying to overcome my autism and understand music i asked my friend and he was like just download the weekly top 40 compilation torrent from the pirate bay this was before streaming

normies dont like music they just put it on thats why he said that

>>561415965
just say you're yt

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just clogged osrs

>>561417010
she wasnt talking to you

>>561417029
this thread is for off topic shit posting

>>561417029
hello maam you look beautiful today and please allow me to offer you my sincerest of gzs

>>561417057
how do you know it's a she?

the other thread was talking about jews and hardstyle for the last 50 posts so theres really no difference

>>561417128
this is the girl thread did you think you were in >>561150260 ?

>>561417029
i love you

i didnt know the other thread was still up guess i need to lurk both now

oh are you non binery

>>561417198
are you a girl or a tranny

trannies might be disgusting men but they can still claim to be girls if they want to bigot

>>561417497
>>561417580
go back to chud thread

>>561417029
imagine the smell

my harvests are too powerful of late

>>561417580
oh im sorry

>>561417674
why cant i post in both?

post pic or gtfo attention whore

did yall see rsn chappell roan is a nepobaby

everyone is a nepobaby and industry plant

my harvests are too powerful i cant take a picture due to the trembling

its really profoundly uninteresting to me everyone in every industry leverages connections thats how life works

you are a man

she lied about living in a trailer park but she went to grammy camp and her granddad owns a golf course

im not a nepobaby or an industry plant i wish i were

you could try recording a video with audio thats what ill do for my next harvest

its the grabby kind of powerful not the whiny kind of powerful

wow i cant wait to see that

wow you're telling me some lgbbq demon worshipper is an industry plant made for faggots and girls who listens to top 100 billboards? i am shocker...

sigh i cant do anything right today

she might not even be a lesbian her family is all maga girls we are so betrayed

im a nepobaby lowkey

just tell yourself you can do everything right if you want to you just dont want to

i dated a nepobaby but it made me feel weird

being around wealth makes me feel odd

The Most Controversial Tribe In The Philippines

you should only date nepoadults you sick fuck

just took my vitamins

i coulda been a nepobaby but my dad went all in on real estate before 2008

you dont have to be rich to be a nepobaby i got a casual job at my uni bookshop via nepotism

ill go take mine i guess

wow that happened to my grandparents they lost over 500k

it must be kind of cool to live as an sentinelese on a small island

can i have some

im an osg nepobaby

i'm an osg nigga 4 life and my opps are bitch ass rs07gers y'all some 7lob ass niggas

>>561419274
do they have starlink coverage

god i want a trashy chola rsgf so bad

haughty himedere rsgf

>>561419967
probably not apparently a missionary p diddy'd them back in the 1900s so now they don't let anyone on their island and india banned anyone setting foot there.

starlink doesnt need feet

okay dumbass do you think they're going to just let you install some solar panels on their trees? they're going to shoot arrows at your drones

her fantasy was to be sentinelese i assume they let their own kind install solar panels

i think thats just a story they tell yts the indian navy are in regular contact with them

i thought that tutorial island clan pk'd the missionary guy who tried to sail to their island

missionaries deserve to be pkd its no indication that they pk everyone indiscriminately

ew just remembered that screenshot of drdisrespect saying hes gripping ew ew ewwww i hate m*n

Abbos are so unique looking, they truly look like people from the stone age. God bless them.

its actually abos

are they normal people? do they have youtube channels and can you breed with them?

>>561422209
ask d3ks

>>561422168
hi

do you think theyll ever come out with a new nvidia shield

no mine died recently and i had to go with an apple tv because im not paying those prices for 7 year old hardware

i stole a computer from work and plugged it into my television

um thats illegal

>>561423346
based karamjan

its your duty as an oppressed worker to steal from your exploiters https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWqNdXznQY8

i dont have a work to steal stuff from

you could try shoplifting instead but i wouldnt try it with a computer

anyone ever tried Tall Man Run is it good

i used to exploit the self checkout at my old work but i think they knew since they hotfixed my method pretty quickly

when i worked at dollar general i would just take stuff during my breaks

i didnt want to do an old computer because the cost of the electricity isnt going to make that worthwhile long term i thought about a raspberry pi because its more useful but the all in cost was about the same i got my apple tv for

i also used to steal all my notebooks for uni from work until i switched to writing on my ipad which i claimed back on tax as a work expense

me personally when i was a teenager i would add extra nuggets to peoples orders and steal them for myself too >:)

fatty

>>561424467
thank you for service fatty

i think she means she put extra nuggets in peoples orders for free but i could be wrong

sorry i removed my comment i thought she was stealing from other people (cringe) but she was stealing for other people (based)

its the retraction of my thought that counts

i really messed up that post what is wrong with me

we are all retarded on this blessed day

theres nothing wrong with you maybe you just read to fast and misinterpreted i do it all the time

shes talking about >>561424946 the various things that went wrong in this post

it's crazy how chris archie is still employed by jagex and he left his roadkill gf which is what sparc mad called her

which post is that its gone for me

oh weird i cant see it i cant even see any but bright red text or anything

>>561425241
holy esl

ill kill us both

damn nvm ikellie is a baddie now.

is that like a newgen ijustine

no she dated jmod archie from back in the day and she's a pmod prob cause of her connections with mod archie.

are these real jmods or are you just saying that for janny reaosns

fucking newfags i swear to god

im not a newfag i just dont care who works in hr at jagex

maybe tomorrow

your bum ass didn't watch runescape youtube in the 2010s and it shows.

no in the 2010s i was having premarital sex

wheres falador?

check the wiki

why is her ign kelliearchie if he left her

this nigga went from having sex to playing osrs BUM ASS NIGGA BRUH

yes and

i was 2 years old in 2010 sorry

wtf

maybe they got back together. marrying a woman twice is kind of weird

my friends parents did that they got divorced and undivorced or maybe just separated and unseparated not sure i think the dad was gay to be desu with you

>>561426372
lol

>>561426372
i'm going to tell him the code

maybe he was half gay

would it be weird to marry a man twice

jagex should allow us to use klarna to buy subs

>>561426641
no cause he could be rich so it's understandable

whos klarna

its like afterpay

shes my gf and no she isnt single

what point do you think someone is rich how much money per year or is it that they make money without doing work themselves they have other people doing the work