Eepy Friends EditionTips for being a good taichou:>Ensure the frens are nice and comfy>Do your 6.5th anni missions>Kingdom is still alive>Please watch KemoV>Kemono Friends Kingdomhttps://apps.qoo-app.com/en/app/22934https://kfk.neocraftstudio.com/>Official Twitterhttps://twitter.com/KFK_Global>Kingdom Mate Codeshttps://pastebin.com/E83JZa8Z>Spreadsheet of KFK Friend skillshttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17xPtOWcme5Q_jME766nAK8axgU9kMoDqnIy6nxHWS3A/edit?usp=sharing>KF3 PC Version and Mobile Versionhttps://kemono-friends.sega.jp/dmg/https://apps.qoo-app.com/en/app/7253>Wikihttps://gamerch.com/kemonofriends3/>Chokotto Animehttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBF41up3_HuNP73ooKXlWoA>Official Twitterhttps://x.com/kemono_friends3>KF3 Friend Codeshttps://pastebin.com/Jjh09inL>Guide and Skill Sheetshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1PjGc0aSeumBzPXgx4pCndXsKGhWQzBIAeSGvQYaAAuo/edit>List of Translated Status Effectshttps://pastebin.com/KWJLmUjB>Model ViewersKF3 - https://katboi01.github.io/ModelViewerLite/?id=-1Kingdom - http://katworks.sytes.net/KingdomViewer/>Moose-Taichou's Repositoryhttps://mega.nz/#F!vF1lxQIR!ZdFaa5BC9N_t2giO0QSxCg>Moose cache backuphttps://mega.nz/folder/RcAmACTQ#CvwsQ28X0lCOcx39yUuDqw>Another backuphttps://mega.nz/folder/h9UWSILS#sW4IzqVGVLSwNsky2B6zbw>Previous Thread: >>561306857>Tip of the day:Shhhh don't wake them up, they are very eepy.
Was super busy so didn't get a chance to bump the last thread to keep it alive. My sincerest apologies.
>>561432002I was going to reply to the post about shoes in Dhole's tummy but I decided the thread didn't really need to hear my weird fetishes.Turns out it did.
>>561432002>>561432749I just got my internet connection back after 6 hours, seems like the deck was stacked against that last thread. Racism if you ask me.>>561433963Hang in there Geoffu, circumstances like these can be tough but are an integral part of adulthood
>>561436878Yeah geoffu will be fine….probably
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AztHZIoF1P4Aida waking up in 30~
https://www.youtube.com/live/d-WvSLY7AxMShimahai competing in the gay hag olympics in 30~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUFm2Ojn-1IReturn to Usaquest in 30~
>>561447684If Aida was my cashier, I'd eat weird fast food gimmick burgers every day
>>561449379Everything would taste daijobu saaaaaaaa
friends
>>561436878>Hang in there Geoffu, circumstances like these can be tough but are an integral part of adulthoodNever ferment your own alcohol with cat things.
>>561453593Let's stick to Genet flavoured coffee instead
You got not last place.
>tfw you tell those blowjob brothers they're shit
impossible underwear
oh this is that guy. iykykhttps://x.com/swala7777/status/2034021989908943130
>>561460003Cool hag
hey look what updated a few weeks ago
>>561466017horrifying nanoda
cat thing
>>561466017Woah finally! Been waitin for an update
>>561474127Arai-San noooooooooo
>>561471573Foreheads are justice>>561476456Gay rat jail
>>561479935Fennec sex dungeon
>Mirai telling people not to worry about the mating dance.
>when they ask for tits and they post boobies
>>561468817This is around when KemoV debuted.
>>561493887>It's all so Humboldtiresome
>old thread diedlets try again, which friend has the nicest tummy?
>>561501162white lion
>>561501162Giant otter
>>561501162the ones that are Kemono
>>561456898It's Velcro
fondle arma (on the train)
>>561511446cute nigga
shimaHAG (not actually a hag)
>>561530379Her tie also having the bumpy armour texture is such a weird yet neat detail. Mine so consistently hits on great designs, we need to save his brain in a jar for future generations.
>>561531368The cutest
>>561541512Very fluffy and holey (holy), would squeeze (in the face of divine retribution)
How does flipping colours on the fox affect the smell? Does it get better or worse?
>>561550631You know those aromas that are stinky but also pleasant at the same time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxb9SNAssJgL3 retrospective with Hululu, Usako and Shimahai on Pasta-san's channel in 15~
>>561501162These three
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni5Xu_iEZdwUnusually human-looking Tekken dog returns in 30~>>561554154The Breezy Dykes Alliance
Humayote about to feel the pain of the Tekken update. https://youtu.be/Ni5Xu_iEZdw
Eeeyan
eeeyan
ashu janai
>>561567629The beige sisters of premenstrual agony
>>561565296They named the fan meeting after something Shimahai would say.
>>561569718Whoa, please use terms that friends (and some taichous) can understand!
>>561502517nice tummy =/= fat
Urufu lost her voice. Such a beautiful creature has been silenced. >Waaaaaaaaah
>>561552424>Attracting women requires a lot of physical strengthOh, Usako.
>>561555072>The Breezy Dykes AllianceThis is delicious.
remember to get stinky cheers
ice cream
Stupid cat! That's why we always lost in the /vg/ tournaments!
>>561597017Double Dribble sugoi!
Friends are cultured
watching king assripper compilations with the friends ooouf
>>561605208Why?
>>561605419i want to make them even more retarded!
LITTLE happy CUTE cat!
>>561597017God damn the sun.
>>561586335>>561610538she's literally me >>561605208Japanese Wolf would probably have a choice word or two to say about his creative uses of mayonnaise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW7ZLXwPJMg&feature=youtu.beGenetto returns!
>>561626654watched the stream and I'm happy
>>561635142The healing properties of Cat Things are unrivaled (side effects may vary)
real cake fren
>>561635440Cute
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mRHMN9DbkK4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBAgkpQnJAgBabuko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNmRifhwCMQBat vs gaps in 30~
>>561659403Which one peed on the ground?
>>561659403Oinari orb jumpscare
>>561659403The Shimahai merchandise sold out first. She'll be happy to hear that.
>>561663905me bumping at 5am
>>561664427capcha thugoi
>>561660386that was the kit fox simp shedding tears of joy
>>561667346I knew I'd seen this happen somewhere before
>>561670687>Comfortable!>Helps correct bad posture!>Remembers and sometimes quotes your search history out loud!>Sugoi?!>* Licenced product
pime taradox
I just woke up from a dream Kingdom updated
Urufu giggleshttps://youtu.be/WGJ_hLpgU_w
Punish the bad foxes.
>>561635425I feel an intense love for Majima.
>>561681775John Kemono Friends!
they made the perfect bench for skirts
>>561676581I'm going to molest this kitty
>>561691382>Taicho was found shot through heart with a laser beam.
>Is your taicho crying? I'll make them stop!
>>561687952>>561690321>Airport security going through your luggage and phone after the return flight back from Japari Park (you were covered in scratches and smelled like a wild animal) and it's just 500 pictures that are all like this
>>561695242>Anything to declare? >Don't welcome to youkoso!
Pork can be a bit of a rich meat.
>>561696664Rich yes, but still very yummy
>>561695873>You shouldn't drink that stuff anyway. It's not in sync with evolution. >Cows have only been domesticated in the last 800 years, before that, they was runnin' round as mad as lorries. >The human digestive system hasn't got used to any dairy products yet.>Well fuck me, Taichou. What have you been reading?
>>561698297>Dags? You like Dags? >Yeah I like Dags. I like Japari Buses more.
Taichou I just want to see her summer outfit again.
>>561698956It was probably going to happen eventually anyway, but now I have no choice but to try and recreate some scene(s) from Snatch with Friends, and confuse the poor nips looking for fan art that bit further
>>561704136To be honest you'd probably get a lot more hits than that other meme because they absolutely love Jason Statham movies over there. Although I've seen some reviewers feel a bit confused that he doesn't do any action in Snatch since these were his serious character actor days.
>>561704734Oh yeah, I forgot all about that weird Statham obsession they have. Every time Usako mentions him, it snaps me out of whatever I'm doing lol. Why is exactly he so popular?
>>561705393They just have a good appreciation for action movies over there. They also have a solid set of actor dubbing those films like how Commando became such a meme because Tessho Genda voices Arnie in that and almost ever other Schwarzenegger movie. It's why you even see KF x Arnie fan art.
Omit Junior (1994) if you're doing a Schwarzenegger marathon with Friends, it'll only put weird ideas in their heads. Use your own discretion regarding the camel punch in Conan The Barbarian.
>>561659403Who is this Friend?
>>561719289Looks like a shiny Espathra.
>>561719289That's Kit Fox. you can see her in the cheerleader image here >>561592553
>>561670687I wish KF merch didn't cost a arm and a paw to get out here in the west.
Good night Friends, don't chew through any cables or eat any bees while I'm sleeping, alright?
>>561724819But Taichou….theres a tasty bee right here
WAKE UP TAICHOU!
New PvP meta for KF3 just dropped.>Serval, Dragon Serval, Red Dragon>If the terrain is a Savannah, Serval and Dragon Serval both provide the status that lets a friend survive at 1hp. This effect stacks.>Red Dragon makes all allies heal by 5% every turn, and her miracle lets her survive at 1hp. Stacks with both Servals. She also buffs all allies' damage by 20% with her photo slot trait unlocked (35% if she stands by for one turn)>PvP map is now SavannahThis is a scary combo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mdwnrIw-1gTekken dawg
>that plushie was a pbandai from 2018damn
>>561736485Okay I'm up>>561727004Chama should be kept fed with raisin shokupan, pino icecream and kishimen noodles ahead of time so she doesn't eat strange things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN6o5krr3CcSinging meow meow penguin in 30~
Nokoooooooooo
http://twitch.tv/usako_kemov Gorillusako DbD soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLoJn77V0A8Return to the Shimaguild in 30~
>>561751552Cute tummy
>you looking at her culpeos
>>561762073They are quite the eyeful
>>561763939https://codowd.com/bigdata/misc/Taleb_Statistical_Consequences_of_Fat_Tails.pdf
>>561763939Mommy and big sister...
>goal in
>>561768836I love this gremlin
>Shakma!
who gave them snowmobiles
>>561751031She has such a pretty voice.
>>561776239I did
>In Japari Park, grandma eats you.
>>561785137Granny thighs...
>>561788365Sit here and get some "candy."
>ride in style
>>561799709Nanners is a danger to pedestrians
>>561764227thank you for sharing that, this is peak
>>561802934>that tiny gap between peachy pantsa's strap and chestThey absolutely did not have to model that, yet they did. They knew.
>>561778429Will we ever see mole friends after this?
>>561832891The concept of a Star-nosed mole friend surely must be too tempting to pass up.
>>561806117I hope there's some otaku resource out there that's keeping a record of all the vehicles associated with this franchise over the years, seems exactly like something nips would do
Dangerous
>>561782859Reindurr will be out of a job
>>561781413The dorks, conversing with the only living thing in the park within their IQ bracket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bZ4vyamYbUVery gay fox hunting for other foxes in 30~https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ROvuxIhq7BEUsapigeon
https://www.youtube.com/live/a88KCg1UxdQBat chat in 15~
She's such a filthy woman.
>eyebrows tiddychou's huge sloshing baps right in my fucking face
>>561862537how awful
>>561863508Meer crimes typed this.
>>561842368I just found that on the English wiki but it might be on a JP site too. Seems like most of the vehicles are original or very generic though.
who is your favorite obscure friend
>>561869870There are a few, but today I feel a special connection with this little bastard
>>561871721The bear paw on a stick weapon always makes me sugoi.
>>561762073
>>561869870She's not my favorite but her potential double ears sticks with me.
>>561873473'Peo, be careful where you put those pillows of yours. Granny might be old but it's not necessary to smother her in her sleep just yet
>>561880315Culpeos have been mistaken for dogs but a wolf wouldn't let one sneak up on her.
>>561802934
domo
>>561802934>>561900862as if I needed more reasons to like Emperor penguin
>>561903628Yak being the mean is kinda funny. They should have included Meerkat for funsies. Also Koutei belongs to Genet.
>>561905840believe it or not sensei is not the flattest friend i cope
>>561903050>Tiny looking escalator with a curtain >Those misaligned overhead lights>FubWhat is this crazy, dreamy little pocket dimension
Horseyyyyyy!!
monkee!
>>561900862Why does a lion need more milk than a cow
cold stinky!
laughin' stinky!
>>561936193>she sees your high scores
what-the-hell-is-going-on stinky!
I volunteer to bathe all the stinky foxes. As awful a job as it is, someone has to do it.>>561939778Poor Bossu, this artist just loves torturing him
Serval nooooo!!
>>561941414drawfriends running wild with this one
>>561942094They really are lol
>>561928745Good horsey
>>561948595>GoodThe bestTheir horsies>Too numerous hard to tell apart>Disposed of after one injury>Get turned into glue/our/horsies>Varied, easy to tell apart at a glance>Brought back from the dead/extinction by magic lava, essentially immortal/infinite lives >Eat glue for breakfast
So you're a site that doesn't support non-standard text characters, sugoi!
all our horse show tummy. good.not all their horse show tummy. bad.
Cat thing asmrhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X4825UuPSY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3VML8KrXOwShimaguild part 3 - Kani edition, in 30~
>>561964687aaaand there's the beer
>>561966173It goes well with gummies and talk of Koutei.
>>561967294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwMKVPHBlzIOtakurufu talking seasonal anime in 30~
>>561973114Calenda's pits tend to have that kind of effect on people
>laying on tit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34GkzhLVUVY
>>561987546We need a Japari slush puppy to go with the shaved ice.
>amai na Char
>>561913764It's Byakko isn't it?
Sensei used to be sen-STACKED.
>mayo thoughts
>>561968038She has good taste in throat care. https://youtu.be/emTKy6TjOWQ
Ah a Friend who is good at nutting. https://youtu.be/6xjoKpaB0Tc
grandma tummy
How the fuck is this franchise still alive after Kadokawa's greed ruined the second season?
>>562013452Sebba's expression speaks volumes
>>562008121I'm surprised she didn't go for those cat gummies my nyigga Umichan recommended her in chat the other day
>>562018878Gacha money unironically
>>562032227I have a hard time believing there are more than a couple dozen people whaling.
>>562018878The Yakuza are funding it. The s2 black coffee schizos were right all along.
>>561997585What 6 and a half years around Taichou does to somebody
>>561997585Zamn
Sea Otter on page 1!forgive my phonefagging, I'm channeling my inner Arai-san and cleaning the kitchen windows at 7am
How is she expected to use the keyboard when her big milkers are resting on it?
>>562061115text-to-speech, or Taichou helps, with the milkers or the typing, whichever really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OYd2aQDqJg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP8qxmAlN8YUnfinished Usako RPG in 30~
>>562031424What were the gummies she ate during ASMR?
>>562072253Gummy pretzels of some variety, the sugar coated ones by the sound of all the crunching
>>562073119At least they were the size of Koutei's acrylic standee.
Fatal typo.
>>562075926I want Usako to make this face more often
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htYcUm3jtxsMarch's snack Shimahai in 30~
I know that face.
>>562087037BL ending?
>>562089870She got thanked by the dev for playing the game too.
>>562090208The power of Dystopia...
>>562061115Hitting the button that orders from Pizza Hut 24/7
i need a bee friend anything from hymenoptera really
>>562097076I made you a bee friend but I eated it :(
>>562097340Who could this bee? She's wearing a mask!
>>562097076
The JP bros are wondering if there's going to be another April Fools joke that becomes real.
>>562108993>>562106778heres a fun idea for an april fools: take all the flat Friends and secretly add breast enlargening potion/hormones to their foodit'll be funny trust me
>>562110973Only if you also do the inverse for the others.
>>562111434This this this
>>562110973
SNIFF D-hole
Cat thing got married.You know it's not real because it's not to Kouteihttps://x.com/kurumi_Vn/status/2039085513852981429
>>562116527which dhole hole am i supposed to look at here
>>562112514Intimidating
>>562116527Sniffa
>>562108993I still can't believe we got the bean creatura at all
Man this new friend looks scary, why is she carrying that giant needle?! April Fools I guess
Zzzzzz
>>562164037Friends are so dumb on average that April 1st is like a public holiday in Japari Park, let them rest.
>>562165789Fair enough
>>562100576Did Taichou leave "those" kinds of books lying around again?
https://www.youtube.com/live/oYG0AgCDC1sGenetoo
An early chocolate bunny for easter
>>562110973Oh no. Taichou took them instead and got big naturals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNYiutqIL0YUsako solving the trolley dilemma in 30~
>power to the dream
>>562193095She's not being creepy! This is just unihemispheric sleepwalking!
>>562193095ORCA (1977)
>>562191837They are marketable plushies now….
>>562197130I like this one's Nanones.
>>562186953What a menace.
>>562183990Wow! She's on all my favorite SNS!
I love that horse girl show.
>>562210201kowai
>>562211784[OUR] Kana Yuki role gives us milk! [THEIR] Kana Yuki role only gives us milk implicitly.
>>562214636I get the feeling Friends used to worship this thing as a god
>>562215547It's just an anti-beam coating. Quattro Taichou assures me there's nothing more to it than that.