Previous: >>561461509>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Satono Diamond (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Marvelous Sunday (Guts), SR Curren Chan (Speed)Current CM: Pisces Cup - Hanshin Turf 3200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/632/03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards03/12 - 04/15 - Paid 3* & SSR Selector available in Carats Shop03/12 - 03/24 - Free Daily 10-Scout03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 303/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Victoire Pisa (3*), AI-Chan (3*), SSR Yanko, SSR CasinoNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Mambo!
If I don't get Etsuko's Elated Coverage on the Make Debut, I reset the run
>>561489520when can we put multiples of the same uma in concerts?
My club dropped out of A+. But as long as Mambo also does it's ok.
Digitan LOVE
I’m getting run back my fellow ayabe user. You know who you are.
>>561489641Not happening
how would umas react if they saw a real horse?
You guys should read Muv Luv
>>561489784>>561489551I wanna make a "You should play XYZ instead" joke, but I'm afraid over the delete.
>>561489703>Fast learner event>got one long BSenior year inspiration don't fail me now
>>561489438>>561489446
impregnate umas
>spurt didnt proc
>>561489267you should check out how horseshoes are applied to the hooves
>>561489313
>>561488449
>>561489641Mein Führer... Mambo stabilized around rank 420...
>>561489867I'm too dumb to ritual post today apparently and didnt want to besmirch my Muv Luv autism with a typo
>>561490035Did I stutter?
I didn't know that Skin Outbreak had an event which gives -2 mood, I thought it was -1 at most...
so if there's no race betting in the uma world, how are the races and the entire infrastructure around them being financed? purely by the idol side of the business?
>power training base values are +4 Stamina, +6 Power, +2 SPwhy is it so fucking stinky+6 power??? really???
>>561489641mambodancho WILL impose a draconic new limit of 1 career every TWO days next month trvst
>>561490136It can be crippling
>>561490069Oh... fair enough. I think you should play Amagami instead!https://gbatemp.net/threads/release-amagami-english-version.668601/
>>561490136Wait until you get hit with the race fatigue into skin outbreak -2 into mood down event combo when a rainbow chain is about to happen. It's my favorite
>>561489940
>>561490086
>>561490143Merch, pokemon is the highest grossing media franchise because of that alone
>>561490143Merch, advertising, and the idol tickets. Hell there’s probably an increase of price for better seats during the winning lives, tickets solely for the races and for the concerts. With the umas being bipedal, there’s a lot more opportunity for profits to be made
>>561489574Never. Only third-party mod tools let you do it.
>>561490250>>561490323I went up to great then down to bad in one turn.
>>561490302Or, if you're so inclined, a little bit of "Maji de Watashi ni Koi Shinasai"!
>>561490516Ningen women... hmmm...
>>561490516>Maji de Watashi ni Koi ShinasaiI hated it so much, the dog girl remains useless for life
so basically I should just keep repeating this run until I get things to line up with S Long yes? Any other feedback? Target in Sight was just the last thing I could afford, I was short on Restart, Second Wind, and Corner Recovery if I should have taken one of those over these.
>>561490697You absolutely need to inherit NYOpera unique, homestrech haste is good too. You don't need angling
>>561490632Ningen CAN be okay, it's just not often the case.
>>561490697Deck?
>>561490632Some ningen women are ok
At what point do you stop buying these?
>>561491009When your gauges are fullBut actuallyIt's important they're all at orange when summer starts
>>561490895Eeeeh I’ll just go and read Taimanin
quick, someone convince me to buy the guaranteed SSR gacha.did anyone buy it and get something good out of it?
>>561491009mid race corner but it depends
>>561490847I've been running pic rel. I do have some strength cards with 10 race bonus if swapping one in makes sense. >>561490771I'll have to find a NYO parent borrow with enough long then, thanks. Do you guys go for A Mile when you do her runs, or just route around not doing Mile races? I went with a Seuinn Sky borrow because I had one with Mile and Long sparks in my friend list.
>>561491009I don't buy them anymore when I've got two or less not-orange bonds. At that point it feels like a waste.
>>561491059I'll do you one betterI'll convince you NOT to buy itUnless you want the rainbow cleats
If I'm going to use book hints on Christmas oguri what would be the best skill be?
>>561491083I have a 4* mile parent on my side, so I can borrow a long parent. Super recommend since she's lucky enough to get mile A
>>561490095This girl is too cute
>have to read story in an hourI don't wannaaaaaa read
>>561491169Triple 7s, Hydrate and Gourmand
made some tweaks to sweepy, 33 race wins, i think she's ready
>>561491267What’s going on in an hour?
>>561490302I bought a PSTV for cheap almost a decade ago, then never bothered to buy a memory card for it cuz Sony are retarded and made them cost more than the actual console, so it ended up just collecting dust. Maybe I'll finally bother to buy one of those SD2VITA things and get some games on it.Umamusume
>>561491324>stamglue
>>561491267Just skip them. I kinda want to read them but they take too fucking long to go through
Get fucked dumbass
What schedule do you guys run on Oguri? Do you incorporate Dirt stuff or just the usual Mile/Med/Long?
>>561491342nukes fall
Surely my new ace has enough stamina, right?Pisces room9936045599360455
>>561491421What happens if you rerun the lobby with the same umas
>>561489313This artist always puts a smile on my face, cute creatura umas
>>561491267heres the tl dr of the story
>>561491342Spechud's time to join Sirius
I've been enjoying Crimson Desert a bit too much, and now I'm afraid to log in to see if I've been kicked...
>>561491192I'm pretty lucky that I have a 2 turf 2 long 3 mile parent in my small pool of them 9*s, it's one of the only parents I have without pace stars.
>>561491571I win
>>561491264Even if she is a bit slow at times...
>>561491345Or, ya know, just emulate the psVita on your home personal computer, for free.
>>561491592I can skip the story now
>>561489313how long till shakur in global
I skipped every story so far but I will watch Spes story maybe
>>561491894hopefully never
nice bot sweeptards
>>561491723Why are gyarus so dumb
wdym something releases in an hour, it's one more day
>>561491267I thought the story is tomorrow?https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2036624645022191636
>>561492042The point of gyarus is to pretend to be American and Americans are dumb
>>561491894Peak drops in June (I have no actual clue)
>>561492136Oh you're right
>>561491542>whiffs maestroI guess she does not
>>561491483Mile/Med/Long but you also do Dirt Derby, Champions Cup and Feb Stakes
>>561492129isn't CM in an hour
CM registration today?
>>561491083why do retards insist on borrowing fuku? I have it MLB myself and don't think it's worth using, borrow something actually good.
>>561492369We’re still in registration
>>561491267>>561491820The Suzuka story was a big step up from the others. Actually got a bit emotional with how it was handled.
>>561492369Can you not read a modern calendar?
Good Evening
>>561492369still notdid the daylight savings fuck you up guys, noone was mistaking for things like this in winter
>>561492369It’s what
>>561492491no
Proofreaders doko
>>561492497Horrid, evil sheep, filled with tea
Horseposting
>>561491542
Ohnononono troonslators you have a minor typo. I'm gonna send you death threats for this now because that's what gamers do. I hope you DIE trannies
is gold inspiration a cause or a reaction? Like, is there a chance of triggering a gold version, and if you do odds are better or something, or is it just a visual cue that you highrolled and it does nothing by itself?
>>561492114mommy
Fillies are nice, but what about colts?
>>561492624Shut up Tachyon
>>561491894
>>561492849Seeing that one illustration of loli Tamamo getting piped rewired my brain
>>561492805based
>>561492818There's functionally no difference
>>561492805This but unironically
should I borrow NTR if I need a speed card?
>>561492818If stats and skils are good, it's good
>>561492931That's way too soon
>>561492953For me it was her legs being spread while being handed money, technically sfw but I feel like I'd be put on a list
>>561492953>>561493071Post 'em
>>561492818Gold inspirations double all your proc ratesDoes not mean youll get anything good, but gives you way better odds of getting something good
5 whistles during parent runs, but 0 on ace runs... This was rainbowless second summer. At least i got an okayish GP for next cm out of it
>>561493071Brother you post on 4chan. You’re already on a list but the NSA has better things to do than ding you for looking up loli shit
>>561493031No, get another Wit card
>>561492931the great brickening...
>>561493228>wasting MANT seeds on parent runs
>>561491179>I can save enough for 400 pulls on her banner so I can 5 star herMost retarded thing to do award
>>561490632Some are worth it
>>561493159Interesting CM 11 lobby
about to fuck up this run in worst ways possible
>>561493159Taiki game!
I WILL SHOW YOU SUNK COST*uses crystal and SSR ticket to get fuku to MLB*TIME TO HIGHROLL
>>561493271Thats a failed ace run that i had to turn into a parent...
>>561491542Nobody noticed my mistake
>>561492953>>561493071
>>561492868
>>561493438>1000 stam 1.5 goldnyoooooooooooooooooooticing
>>561493348>>561493298shhh...
>>561493487Don’t look at us like that Miss Threesome
>>561492953>>561493071ToT
>>561492805Inshallah
>there's uncs old enough to remember 1999 itt
How many plats do you need to not be considered trash at the game? It's been a while so I think 10/10 Plats is a bit too harsh since some people would have actually gotten fucked by RNG in their loss. Would 9 be a fair minimum to be considered a decent torena?
>>56149395611
>>561493925
>>561493956I may not have 9 plats but I will impregnate Teio with 9 children
>>561493925I remember 1989...
will this fat cow survive
>>561493956if you had sex more times than won plats, you're not decent
>>561493956if you lost a CM you might as well just quit
Stop posting Gentildonna dog. We do NOT like Gentildonna here at /uma/
>>561494087Methuselah...
>>561494247
It's a well known fact that Special Week, Silence Suzuka, Tokai Teio, Maruzensky, Fuji Kiseki, Gold Ship, Vodka, Daiwa Scarlet, Mejiro Mcqueen and so on are lesbians.But which uma isn't a lesbian? There's no way Cygames didn't make at least one straight uma for heterofags, right?
>>561494358>that tummyHow am I supposed to not get stiff?
>>5614939251999 was the best year of my life
>>561494247fusus are horses
>>561494247>We do NOT like Gentildonna hereCorrect. We LOVE Gentildonna here!
>>561493956Only The Messi of Uma is still 10/10 on global, and he will join us for an AMA today
>>561494358MOMMY LET ME DRINK YOUR MILK
i want to fuck gentildonna
I think I would rather fuck Fusu Gentildonna than normal uma Gentildonna. Wtf is wrong with me
>NTRugly uma
>JP hours
Is Daring Strike actually good or is it a gaslight
>>561494358
>>561494602Global was a mistake.
>>561494602Sucking the whey protein shake out of Gentil's titties
>>561494687>.25 velocity for 13 fucking secondsgee i wonder
I am convinced my club members have turned into sweepy users...I just can't prove it just yet...
>>561494772
>>561494687If I answer yes, how do you know that's not a gaslight?
Does Kitasan want Passing Pro? I'm assuming there's good chances it's going to trigger on Spot Struggles at least.
>>561493925I just remember my brother being born and going to a non-American football stadium for the first time that year, still young... thirty ain't so old, right...?
>>561494887We wouldn’t be losing ranks if we had sweepers
>>561494960Only StayGold uses Passing Pro
>>561495123NTA but you must be in the wrong thread, there ain't no StayGold in this game.
>>561494918
>>561494887sometimes you just know
Thoughts on this outfit?
>>561489313CUTE!!!
>>561494247total donna love
>>561495257I'm tired of the modern western (American) Oedipus complex.
>>561495257The outfit of all time.
my name is in the bottom half of the chrono website club chart so it never gets posted when my club gets doxxed
STOP POSTING PACE CHASERS, I SKIPPED THE FINEMO BANNER
>>561494772>>561495316Everyone glazes Marvelous Sunday's supernatural powers but in one of the new MANT events Digitan birthed a new universe with the power of moe alone. Respect.
>>561495257should have been barefoot
>>561495257The skirt looks lame
Thoughts on this uma?*insert image of JP only uma here*
>bring 3 fronts>no one else brought fronts>kitasan in 3rd place at late raceFUUUUAAAAAARCCCKKKKKKK
>>561495308I love that artist
>>561495257Best mummy
if you're in the bottom 50% of your club in daily fan-gain then you are, definitionally, a leech.
>>561495653可愛い
>>561495257Very dangerous
>>561495232sometimes there are signs
>>561495732What if I'm at the very bottom?
Do I run Tama or Taishin as my end closer? I have both midgets
>unity vibesWINNING FIVE AOZORAAAAAAAAAA
>>561495770/uma/club doesn't bot bwo
>missed a 100+ speed training by restingi'm killing myself rn
>>561495770cool down with the antisemitic remarks
>>561495770Maybe he's happy he rolled Kita and Dia
>>561495962Turn your confirmations back on.
>>561495873would you bet on it?
>>561495962do a flip
Seriously why are zoomers so obsessed with mommies and being called a good boy? Were millennials like this too?>t. zoomer
>>561496084nyes.He's just farming parents in MANT not botting
>>561495873how did you know it was /uma/club instantly...things don't add up...
>>561496236My parents never called me a good anything
>>561494562she didnt even win taurus
>>561496236how fucking new are yo-->zoomeroh, you literally are new, nevermindmommy problems, or boys wanting a mommy type figure has been a thing as old as fucking timenot everything is "HUR DUR ZOOMER VS BOOMER" garbage you cunt
>>561496269Cause I'm in /uma/club bwo...
>>561496236millenials were like this too except now the uncs lean into it more because of itit's a bonding experience
>>561496236The struggles of modern life have made ojisans want to be babied again.
guuuuuuuuuuuys my horse is looking weiiiiiiiiird
I love Rice
>>561496378I think you don't understand how bad it is, there's people who call any characters who look mature or tomboys "mommies" as opposed to lolisWhy do you think people keep saying Mommy Tachyon?
>>561496269stop noooticing
>>561496451ryan-kun...
>>561496378no he's right, zoomers aplre approaching 30, and it's absolutely that age bracket doing this shit
>>561495391I resonate with this post
>>561496559>docked tailof course she looks weird
>>561496559Bwo that's a dog...
>>561496706Is that it? I see...
>>561496634not him I don't post on Reddit
>>561496774Dia raped meNoa raped me
>>561496176Pizza
>>561496236zoomers are:>50% virgins>the most friendless generation to-date>the most relationshipless generation to-date>the most unemployed generation to-date>cannot read an analog clocktheir conceptions regarding sex shouldn't be taken seriously. all that talk about eating ass, big titty goth girls, and nursing handjobs are just social posturing and memes.>t. grumpy unc
I’m in the top 20 of fan earners in my club!
Is this TS approved? Not sure what I did wrong.
It's a mental illness to want expired women.
>>561496931>33 races>A+Nice unity uma
I'm the number 1 fan earner of my club
Oh shit I think this might be the run...
Guess who refused to go on stam
20 more kikukasho flags and I can start making my kitasan ace
>>561497017RAINBOWSBEGONE
>>561496559FUCK I GET SO DAMN ANGRY AT SEEING A NAKED UMA THAT ISNT RYAN OR FUKUAAAAAAAAAA I NEED FUKUUUUUUU'S UMANKOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>561497017explode
>>561496931>38 RB>Double PalsThis is a shitpost, surely
>>561497085You can't stop her, she's on fire!!!
>>561496857>virginyes>friendlessidk, what's the measurement here, I have 5 friends I would trust my life with and some others that I sometimes hang out with.>relationshiplessyes>unemployedno>cannot read an analog clockI canHow do I rank?
>>561496857We are born in the worst time since WW2 and probably the worst time for socialization in history. I can't help wanting to be called a good boy by a mature woman once in a while.
when does cm actually start?
>>561496568No that's just people mischaracterizing her hard either because they didn't play the game or watch the movie, or if they did watch the movie they took all the wrong things and pretended it was important. The entire fucking western fandom is peddled by dogshit memes of characters they know nothing about and if you try to correct them they take it as an offense and argue "PEOPLE ARE JUST HAVING FUN STOP TAKING IT SO SERIOUSLY!!"
>I'll skip Niigata and do the next race instead to play it safe
>>561496857>>561496236Yeah, it cannot be stated enough how much people will online spaces will hyper exaggerate in order to fit in, farm reactions, and so on.I turns>yeah I'd like some hugging, kind words, and a nice meal from a big breasted lady after a long day of workingto>BIG TIDDY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MILKIESto>a woman that's slightly assertive? MOMMYSince we're on the internet all the time we're getting blasted with this stuff 24/7 so it feels even more prominent.
>>561496559Recent uma designs are all so flashy and overdesigned I swear
>>5614973405
>>561497489they need to go back to band girl like bakushin or uniforms like fuku and oguri
>>5614975135 what nigga? days? minutes?
>>561497390>western fandom
>>561497686Paizuri slave
>>561497085>>561497219my lobster is too buttery, which one am I supposed to pick? I have 1 of both types of anklets and 2 40% megaphones that I figured I should be saving for summer.
>>561497659Are you retarded or did you completely not read my post or what I was responding to?
>>561497686Puppetjob from this cow
>>561497282>I have 5 friends I would trust my life withCan I become one of those?
how is every thread getting worse and worse?
>>561497738Wit
>>561497290danchou...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8u2IGLE_YQ
What recoveries should I get for this XOguri? Wish I got Corner Recovery/Maestro but I didn't bring a Creek so that's not an option, also not sure if I should get Radiant Star or it procs too early/too late
>>561497821Burger hours
>>561497741Sorry I meant it as the western fandom (ie the people who don’t play the game) to suicide beam
>>561497738it's between stam and wit. i would phone+weight stam.
>>561497580I said it before and I'll continue saying it, simple is best, it's why Amagami is so fucking good.
>>561496843wtf take it back no more brother wars between /uma/club members
>>561497895777 is completely useless bwo, you need to buy radiant star straightaway recovery and prefered position and hope it activates right before late race
>>561497895>Triple 7Its already glue
