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Mambo!
If I don't get Etsuko's Elated Coverage on the Make Debut, I reset the run
>>561489520when can we put multiples of the same uma in concerts?
My club dropped out of A+. But as long as Mambo also does it's ok.
Digitan LOVE
I’m getting run back my fellow ayabe user. You know who you are.
>>561489641Not happening
how would umas react if they saw a real horse?
You guys should read Muv Luv
>>561489784>>561489551I wanna make a "You should play XYZ instead" joke, but I'm afraid over the delete.
>>561489703>Fast learner event>got one long BSenior year inspiration don't fail me now
>>561489438>>561489446
impregnate umas
>spurt didnt proc
>>561489267you should check out how horseshoes are applied to the hooves
>>561489313
>>561488449
>>561489641Mein Führer... Mambo stabilized around rank 420...
>>561489867I'm too dumb to ritual post today apparently and didnt want to besmirch my Muv Luv autism with a typo
>>561490035Did I stutter?
I didn't know that Skin Outbreak had an event which gives -2 mood, I thought it was -1 at most...
so if there's no race betting in the uma world, how are the races and the entire infrastructure around them being financed? purely by the idol side of the business?
>power training base values are +4 Stamina, +6 Power, +2 SPwhy is it so fucking stinky+6 power??? really???
>>561489641mambodancho WILL impose a draconic new limit of 1 career every TWO days next month trvst
>>561490136It can be crippling
>>561490069Oh... fair enough. I think you should play Amagami instead!https://gbatemp.net/threads/release-amagami-english-version.668601/
>>561490136Wait until you get hit with the race fatigue into skin outbreak -2 into mood down event combo when a rainbow chain is about to happen. It's my favorite
>>561489940
>>561490086
>>561490143Merch, pokemon is the highest grossing media franchise because of that alone
>>561490143Merch, advertising, and the idol tickets. Hell there’s probably an increase of price for better seats during the winning lives, tickets solely for the races and for the concerts. With the umas being bipedal, there’s a lot more opportunity for profits to be made
>>561489574Never. Only third-party mod tools let you do it.
>>561490250>>561490323I went up to great then down to bad in one turn.
>>561490302Or, if you're so inclined, a little bit of "Maji de Watashi ni Koi Shinasai"!
>>561490516Ningen women... hmmm...
>>561490516>Maji de Watashi ni Koi ShinasaiI hated it so much, the dog girl remains useless for life
so basically I should just keep repeating this run until I get things to line up with S Long yes? Any other feedback? Target in Sight was just the last thing I could afford, I was short on Restart, Second Wind, and Corner Recovery if I should have taken one of those over these.
>>561490697You absolutely need to inherit NYOpera unique, homestrech haste is good too. You don't need angling
>>561490632Ningen CAN be okay, it's just not often the case.
>>561490697Deck?
>>561490632Some ningen women are ok
At what point do you stop buying these?
>>561491009When your gauges are fullBut actuallyIt's important they're all at orange when summer starts
>>561490895Eeeeh I’ll just go and read Taimanin
quick, someone convince me to buy the guaranteed SSR gacha.did anyone buy it and get something good out of it?
>>561491009mid race corner but it depends
>>561490847I've been running pic rel. I do have some strength cards with 10 race bonus if swapping one in makes sense. >>561490771I'll have to find a NYO parent borrow with enough long then, thanks. Do you guys go for A Mile when you do her runs, or just route around not doing Mile races? I went with a Seuinn Sky borrow because I had one with Mile and Long sparks in my friend list.
>>561491009I don't buy them anymore when I've got two or less not-orange bonds. At that point it feels like a waste.
>>561491059I'll do you one betterI'll convince you NOT to buy itUnless you want the rainbow cleats
If I'm going to use book hints on Christmas oguri what would be the best skill be?
>>561491083I have a 4* mile parent on my side, so I can borrow a long parent. Super recommend since she's lucky enough to get mile A
>>561490095This girl is too cute
>have to read story in an hourI don't wannaaaaaa read
>>561491169Triple 7s, Hydrate and Gourmand
made some tweaks to sweepy, 33 race wins, i think she's ready
>>561491267What’s going on in an hour?
>>561490302I bought a PSTV for cheap almost a decade ago, then never bothered to buy a memory card for it cuz Sony are retarded and made them cost more than the actual console, so it ended up just collecting dust. Maybe I'll finally bother to buy one of those SD2VITA things and get some games on it.Umamusume
>>561491324>stamglue
>>561491267Just skip them. I kinda want to read them but they take too fucking long to go through
Get fucked dumbass
What schedule do you guys run on Oguri? Do you incorporate Dirt stuff or just the usual Mile/Med/Long?
>>561491342nukes fall
Surely my new ace has enough stamina, right?Pisces room9936045599360455
>>561491421What happens if you rerun the lobby with the same umas
>>561489313This artist always puts a smile on my face, cute creatura umas
>>561491267heres the tl dr of the story
>>561491342Spechud's time to join Sirius
I've been enjoying Crimson Desert a bit too much, and now I'm afraid to log in to see if I've been kicked...
>>561491192I'm pretty lucky that I have a 2 turf 2 long 3 mile parent in my small pool of them 9*s, it's one of the only parents I have without pace stars.
>>561491571I win
>>561491264Even if she is a bit slow at times...
>>561491345Or, ya know, just emulate the psVita on your home personal computer, for free.
>>561491592I can skip the story now
>>561489313how long till shakur in global
I skipped every story so far but I will watch Spes story maybe
>>561491894hopefully never
nice bot sweeptards
>>561491723Why are gyarus so dumb
wdym something releases in an hour, it's one more day
>>561491267I thought the story is tomorrow?https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2036624645022191636
>>561492042The point of gyarus is to pretend to be American and Americans are dumb
>>561491894Peak drops in June (I have no actual clue)
>>561492136Oh you're right
>>561491542>whiffs maestroI guess she does not
>>561491483Mile/Med/Long but you also do Dirt Derby, Champions Cup and Feb Stakes
>>561492129isn't CM in an hour
CM registration today?
>>561491083why do retards insist on borrowing fuku? I have it MLB myself and don't think it's worth using, borrow something actually good.
>>561492369We’re still in registration
>>561491267>>561491820The Suzuka story was a big step up from the others. Actually got a bit emotional with how it was handled.
>>561492369Can you not read a modern calendar?
Good Evening
>>561492369still notdid the daylight savings fuck you up guys, noone was mistaking for things like this in winter
>>561492369It’s what
>>561492491no
Proofreaders doko
>>561492497Horrid, evil sheep, filled with tea
Horseposting
>>561491542
Ohnononono troonslators you have a minor typo. I'm gonna send you death threats for this now because that's what gamers do. I hope you DIE trannies
is gold inspiration a cause or a reaction? Like, is there a chance of triggering a gold version, and if you do odds are better or something, or is it just a visual cue that you highrolled and it does nothing by itself?
>>561492114mommy
Fillies are nice, but what about colts?
>>561492624Shut up Tachyon
>>561491894
>>561492849Seeing that one illustration of loli Tamamo getting piped rewired my brain
>>561492805based
>>561492818There's functionally no difference
>>561492805This but unironically
should I borrow NTR if I need a speed card?
>>561492818If stats and skils are good, it's good
>>561492931That's way too soon
>>561492953For me it was her legs being spread while being handed money, technically sfw but I feel like I'd be put on a list
>>561492953>>561493071Post 'em
>>561492818Gold inspirations double all your proc ratesDoes not mean youll get anything good, but gives you way better odds of getting something good
5 whistles during parent runs, but 0 on ace runs... This was rainbowless second summer. At least i got an okayish GP for next cm out of it
>>561493071Brother you post on 4chan. You’re already on a list but the NSA has better things to do than ding you for looking up loli shit
>>561493031No, get another Wit card
>>561492931the great brickening...
>>561493228>wasting MANT seeds on parent runs
>>561491179>I can save enough for 400 pulls on her banner so I can 5 star herMost retarded thing to do award
>>561490632Some are worth it
>>561493159Interesting CM 11 lobby
about to fuck up this run in worst ways possible
>>561493159Taiki game!
I WILL SHOW YOU SUNK COST*uses crystal and SSR ticket to get fuku to MLB*TIME TO HIGHROLL
>>561493271Thats a failed ace run that i had to turn into a parent...
>>561491542Nobody noticed my mistake
>>561492953>>561493071
>>561492868
>>561493438>1000 stam 1.5 goldnyoooooooooooooooooooticing
>>561493348>>561493298shhh...
>>561493487Don’t look at us like that Miss Threesome
>>561492953>>561493071ToT
>>561492805Inshallah
>there's uncs old enough to remember 1999 itt
How many plats do you need to not be considered trash at the game? It's been a while so I think 10/10 Plats is a bit too harsh since some people would have actually gotten fucked by RNG in their loss. Would 9 be a fair minimum to be considered a decent torena?
>>56149395611
>>561493925
>>561493956I may not have 9 plats but I will impregnate Teio with 9 children
>>561493925I remember 1989...
will this fat cow survive
>>561493956if you had sex more times than won plats, you're not decent
>>561493956if you lost a CM you might as well just quit
Stop posting Gentildonna dog. We do NOT like Gentildonna here at /uma/
>>561494087Methuselah...
>>561494247
It's a well known fact that Special Week, Silence Suzuka, Tokai Teio, Maruzensky, Fuji Kiseki, Gold Ship, Vodka, Daiwa Scarlet, Mejiro Mcqueen and so on are lesbians.But which uma isn't a lesbian? There's no way Cygames didn't make at least one straight uma for heterofags, right?
>>561494358>that tummyHow am I supposed to not get stiff?
>>5614939251999 was the best year of my life
>>561494247fusus are horses
>>561494247>We do NOT like Gentildonna hereCorrect. We LOVE Gentildonna here!
>>561493956Only The Messi of Uma is still 10/10 on global, and he will join us for an AMA today
>>561494358MOMMY LET ME DRINK YOUR MILK
i want to fuck gentildonna
I think I would rather fuck Fusu Gentildonna than normal uma Gentildonna. Wtf is wrong with me
>NTRugly uma
>JP hours
Is Daring Strike actually good or is it a gaslight
>>561494358
>>561494602Global was a mistake.
>>561494602Sucking the whey protein shake out of Gentil's titties
>>561494687>.25 velocity for 13 fucking secondsgee i wonder
I am convinced my club members have turned into sweepy users...I just can't prove it just yet...
>>561494772
>>561494687If I answer yes, how do you know that's not a gaslight?
Does Kitasan want Passing Pro? I'm assuming there's good chances it's going to trigger on Spot Struggles at least.
>>561493925I just remember my brother being born and going to a non-American football stadium for the first time that year, still young... thirty ain't so old, right...?
>>561494887We wouldn’t be losing ranks if we had sweepers
>>561494960Only StayGold uses Passing Pro
>>561495123NTA but you must be in the wrong thread, there ain't no StayGold in this game.
>>561494918
>>561494887sometimes you just know
Thoughts on this outfit?
>>561489313CUTE!!!
>>561494247total donna love
>>561495257I'm tired of the modern western (American) Oedipus complex.
>>561495257The outfit of all time.
my name is in the bottom half of the chrono website club chart so it never gets posted when my club gets doxxed
STOP POSTING PACE CHASERS, I SKIPPED THE FINEMO BANNER
>>561494772>>561495316Everyone glazes Marvelous Sunday's supernatural powers but in one of the new MANT events Digitan birthed a new universe with the power of moe alone. Respect.
>>561495257should have been barefoot
>>561495257The skirt looks lame
Thoughts on this uma?*insert image of JP only uma here*
>bring 3 fronts>no one else brought fronts>kitasan in 3rd place at late raceFUUUUAAAAAARCCCKKKKKKK
>>561495308I love that artist
>>561495257Best mummy
if you're in the bottom 50% of your club in daily fan-gain then you are, definitionally, a leech.
>>561495653可愛い
>>561495257Very dangerous
>>561495232sometimes there are signs
>>561495732What if I'm at the very bottom?
Do I run Tama or Taishin as my end closer? I have both midgets
>unity vibesWINNING FIVE AOZORAAAAAAAAAA
>>561495770/uma/club doesn't bot bwo
>missed a 100+ speed training by restingi'm killing myself rn
>>561495770cool down with the antisemitic remarks
>>561495770Maybe he's happy he rolled Kita and Dia
>>561495962Turn your confirmations back on.
>>561495873would you bet on it?
>>561495962do a flip
Seriously why are zoomers so obsessed with mommies and being called a good boy? Were millennials like this too?>t. zoomer
>>561496084nyes.He's just farming parents in MANT not botting
>>561495873how did you know it was /uma/club instantly...things don't add up...
>>561496236My parents never called me a good anything
>>561494562she didnt even win taurus
>>561496236how fucking new are yo-->zoomeroh, you literally are new, nevermindmommy problems, or boys wanting a mommy type figure has been a thing as old as fucking timenot everything is "HUR DUR ZOOMER VS BOOMER" garbage you cunt
>>561496269Cause I'm in /uma/club bwo...
>>561496236millenials were like this too except now the uncs lean into it more because of itit's a bonding experience
>>561496236The struggles of modern life have made ojisans want to be babied again.
guuuuuuuuuuuys my horse is looking weiiiiiiiiird
I love Rice
>>561496378I think you don't understand how bad it is, there's people who call any characters who look mature or tomboys "mommies" as opposed to lolisWhy do you think people keep saying Mommy Tachyon?
>>561496269stop noooticing
>>561496451ryan-kun...
>>561496378no he's right, zoomers aplre approaching 30, and it's absolutely that age bracket doing this shit
>>561495391I resonate with this post
>>561496559>docked tailof course she looks weird
>>561496559Bwo that's a dog...
>>561496706Is that it? I see...
>>561496634not him I don't post on Reddit
>>561496774Dia raped meNoa raped me
>>561496176Pizza
>>561496236zoomers are:>50% virgins>the most friendless generation to-date>the most relationshipless generation to-date>the most unemployed generation to-date>cannot read an analog clocktheir conceptions regarding sex shouldn't be taken seriously. all that talk about eating ass, big titty goth girls, and nursing handjobs are just social posturing and memes.>t. grumpy unc
I’m in the top 20 of fan earners in my club!
Is this TS approved? Not sure what I did wrong.
It's a mental illness to want expired women.
>>561496931>33 races>A+Nice unity uma
I'm the number 1 fan earner of my club
Oh shit I think this might be the run...
Guess who refused to go on stam
20 more kikukasho flags and I can start making my kitasan ace
>>561497017RAINBOWSBEGONE
>>561496559FUCK I GET SO DAMN ANGRY AT SEEING A NAKED UMA THAT ISNT RYAN OR FUKUAAAAAAAAAA I NEED FUKUUUUUUU'S UMANKOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>561497017explode
>>561496931>38 RB>Double PalsThis is a shitpost, surely
>>561497085You can't stop her, she's on fire!!!
>>561496857>virginyes>friendlessidk, what's the measurement here, I have 5 friends I would trust my life with and some others that I sometimes hang out with.>relationshiplessyes>unemployedno>cannot read an analog clockI canHow do I rank?
>>561496857We are born in the worst time since WW2 and probably the worst time for socialization in history. I can't help wanting to be called a good boy by a mature woman once in a while.
when does cm actually start?
>>561496568No that's just people mischaracterizing her hard either because they didn't play the game or watch the movie, or if they did watch the movie they took all the wrong things and pretended it was important. The entire fucking western fandom is peddled by dogshit memes of characters they know nothing about and if you try to correct them they take it as an offense and argue "PEOPLE ARE JUST HAVING FUN STOP TAKING IT SO SERIOUSLY!!"
>I'll skip Niigata and do the next race instead to play it safe
>>561496857>>561496236Yeah, it cannot be stated enough how much people will online spaces will hyper exaggerate in order to fit in, farm reactions, and so on.I turns>yeah I'd like some hugging, kind words, and a nice meal from a big breasted lady after a long day of workingto>BIG TIDDY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MILKIESto>a woman that's slightly assertive? MOMMYSince we're on the internet all the time we're getting blasted with this stuff 24/7 so it feels even more prominent.
>>561496559Recent uma designs are all so flashy and overdesigned I swear
>>5614973405
>>561497489they need to go back to band girl like bakushin or uniforms like fuku and oguri
>>5614975135 what nigga? days? minutes?
>>561497390>western fandom
>>561497686Paizuri slave
>>561497085>>561497219my lobster is too buttery, which one am I supposed to pick? I have 1 of both types of anklets and 2 40% megaphones that I figured I should be saving for summer.
>>561497659Are you retarded or did you completely not read my post or what I was responding to?
>>561497686Puppetjob from this cow
>>561497282>I have 5 friends I would trust my life withCan I become one of those?
how is every thread getting worse and worse?
>>561497738Wit
>>561497290danchou...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8u2IGLE_YQ
What recoveries should I get for this XOguri? Wish I got Corner Recovery/Maestro but I didn't bring a Creek so that's not an option, also not sure if I should get Radiant Star or it procs too early/too late
>>561497821Burger hours
>>561497741Sorry I meant it as the western fandom (ie the people who don’t play the game) to suicide beam
>>561497738it's between stam and wit. i would phone+weight stam.
>>561497580I said it before and I'll continue saying it, simple is best, it's why Amagami is so fucking good.
>>561496843wtf take it back no more brother wars between /uma/club members
>>561497895777 is completely useless bwo, you need to buy radiant star straightaway recovery and prefered position and hope it activates right before late race
>>561497895>Triple 7Its already glue
>>561496857>cannot read an analog clock...say sike
>>561497898Oh, well yeah that I can agree with.
>>561498134There unfortunately have been reports of high schoolers who can’t read an analog clock and mix up the short, long, and ticking hand
>>561492018
>>561497770Maybe after a beer
>>561497235They are my strongest support cards. I don't have anything to replace them with.
sometimes I wish my club had a discord simply so I could talk to other members instead of getting even more cancer, but my club has a shoot on sight policy and my danchou a security clearance
>>561497901I don't think that was a bad call but I went wit. I'll use the stam weights this turn instead.
>>561498093Don't worry I'm not hostile towards Redditors
Team Sirius?
why is tama-chang so poor
>>561494456This artist is very good at drawing appealing navels
CHECK ANNOUNCEMENTS
>>561498540surely fuku will show up on speed soon.surely.
>>561494176she should, yes
>>561498624She actually did the following turn. I'm begging for good items to show up because I'm almost dry but I think no matter what this is my CM uma now.
It is literally impossible to finish a career without losses and without clocking. I am so fucked.
Training end closers is fucking miserable.
>>561498785Power sparks power sparks power sparks power sparks power sparks power sparks power sparks
>>561498621seems like team sirius card tomorrow then.
>>561498549I'm worried about him since the King Halo incident... he's changed...
>>561498850I can have 300 Speed and 300 Power and lose the faggot Niigata race. And yes I am running Late or Pace for it.
>>561498895literally nobody is pulling for her
>>561498895I'm pulling for my oshi until 5 stars
>>561498895the cutest mejiro yet nobody ever talks about her
>>561498973I am
>>561498895this is so ass lmao
I will be pulling for Bright until spark if needed
kuyashii wa yo
>>561498921What was that? The tranny Kingu English VA thing?
>>561498895Isn't that just Golshi's unique
>>561499257bwo? your miracle cure?
>>561498895No wonder nobody wants to continue the Mejiro bloodline with her
>>561498123>>561498098AIEEEEE I didn't realize, I'm so retarded.Is Tachy's ult not a good option? I don't have straightaway recovery...
>>561499257>hyper witlet
>>561493552>ywn fuck the smug out of a childish mad scientistno wonder tachyon has her plenty of fans, and I mean the real ones, not the ones who watched her in some movie.
>>561499257gluttony is a sin.
>>561499070Good luck
The dollar was cheap so I ended up buying the pick SSR ticket and got Digitan with itAlso who should I get with the Support pick ticket from the missions, Fine motion but have her at 0 stars, or should I use it on Biko to have her at four stars or Wit Nature to have her at two stars?
>>561499480make her softer
>>561498895She's one of the hottest umas but I hate Lates and her unique is one of the most garbage uniques in the game so I can't even cope and say she's a decent parent
>>561499419I am a Tachyon secondary BoaNE fan
Mile B is so painful
how does one romance this?
>>561493348This seems quite dangerous, Taiki.
Dia is NOT my wife!
>>561499613that's a dog.
>>561499613with courage and a complete disregard for your own safety
>>561499295huh?
>>561499613I approach her, slowly, make sure she is aware of my existence and approachThen I show her freshly cooked meat, steak or something, doesn't matterAfter she takes and eats it, we go from there
>>561499608You're a big torena.
>>561498895cute but her skills look awful. oshi pull. not my oshi. couldn't be me.
Well, that's something. Shame I wasn't offered a megaphone or anklet yet.
>>561499613i tell her that i am the wolf alpha and she is the beta and then she says nuh uh im the alpha wolf and then we glare at each other for 15 minutes then we fuck
Choose wisely
>>561496559Sexxx with Kanna holy thats a good one saved I love lingerie and Kanna>>561497489Sexxx with Anis>>561497936Sexxx with Nagi and sex with anon's taste
>>561499910Neither.
>>561499910it's not even a question.
>>561499919>and sex with anon's tasteGlad you appreciate it
>>561499709for you
>>561499650It could always be more dangerous.
>>561499613Poke her belly button
Maybe it's a spell for extreme happiness.
f2pbros do we buy the selectors?
>>561499285nodanchou took King Halo behind the barnsame fate that will await HishiAma once Gentildonna comes out...
>>561489313I was wondering why there was so much Sirius content on my Twitter feed.
Last training turn. I have used every single item already, not even a hammer for the final round. What's the call? The best stats are going to be capped or really close already, so their rainbows seem iffy.
>>561499289It can last up to 20 seconds*3.2 since it's Haruten
>>561491009I don't because when I do all my bonds are full
>>561500067im bricked if i dont uncap fine motion
everytime I see seeking the pearl in game I'm gobsmacked by how ugly her face is. like maruzen and a few of the other uma girls are hags, but seeking the pearl is an UGLY hag.
>>561500145speed because of the power
>>561499910my Japanese wife
>>561500145speed for sure
>>561500145you won't cap speed without the speed hit and it's giving you power which is your most dire stat.
>>561493348>>561500040im quite fond of taiki shuttle
Where are the usual Cygames interns who post uma propaganda every time a new uma is announced?
>>561500145I was gonna tell you to explode but you raised a powerlet so it's fine
>>561500302>>561500380>>561500392thanks, I was thinking about that or wit but I wanted to see if someone else would say it.I'm gonna ask for help on skills in a couple minutes too, each time I post umas people give good advice and I know this will be my CM uma so I really don't want to fuck her up.
>oh an important epithet race came up>here's your first double Rainbow Speed, enjoy it you won't see it agian anytime soon This shit has to be on purpose
>>561499656no one says this
>>561500145how is this even a question>should I wipe my ass after taking a messy shitno anon just pull up bro trust
>>561500145>I can't get stats like this when training KitasanShe always ends up a witlet at the end of runs
>>561498895I could save for SSR Maru, however I must collect the ojou-samas
>>561500145Train wit
>>561500078Oh yeah, I remember that now, had already forgotten about it.
>>561500370>the epitome of Japanese grace and beauty>is a burgerDoes that mean I have a chance?
>>561500596fellow fine motion not haver
>>561500440The interns are selective about what propaganda they push because they're oshifagsBeware of the Rickeyposters because they're interns trying to get you to spark for a D*rter
>>561500516yea it is, I coded it in
i jobbed again
>>561500440anyone shilling for mejiro fucking bright would be outed as an intern within moments. their job is to goad fence-sitters, not move mountains.
>>561500557Why do bad people get rewarded? It's not fair!
>>561499656>>561500557I offer: NothingYou (Dia) offers me: Rape
>>561500748>>561500872Why did they push Jordan so hard then?
>>561500557
>You can reuse Xmas oguri for all medium CMsMake a good oguri, add 2 dominators, and you don't have to do any runs for 2 months afterwards
>reddit spacing
>>561500873Turn evil like the rest of us
>>561500871what happened? raped in public rooms?
>>561500908One of the interns LOVES Jordan, that's why
>this guy umas your gf's pyoiHow do you respond without sounding mad?
>he bought ze firm conditions?>deploy ze French heavy rain machinehaha nice one intern I hope you don't get hit by a truck tomorrow :)
>>561495826Tama for soul
el racismo supreme out yet?
>>561501041Umallo?
>>561500908it was a collaborative operation between the interns and pivx whom, conveniently, got bombarded with tosen jordan "art" in the week leading up to her release. it was a targeted strike against the coomers.(it worked on me)
>>561501103umi
However she turns out this is probably my CM Uma because I haven't gotten this lucky in any past runs and I don't think I have the cards for much better. Any help on skill suggestions is appreciated, 1751 points and the stuff she already has is on her page.>>561500578This is my first time trying to do decently in CM and I genuinely don't know how important certain things are yet. I've read the guides but they don't get ultra specific.
>>561501103moshi moshi nice nature desu
>>561498895She supposedly has a great career story
>>561498240you actually need to be retarded/default settings/joke of a deck to get that
>>561501183tosen excellent
>>561501349I love that picture of Tosen Jordan eating a Hamburger.
My lord in christFUCK 3 WIT THIS IS SO MUCH MORE CONSISTENT1000 IS ENOUGH
>>561501343Prove it, I dare you. Go and show me your sweepy based S+/SS uma, without using buhi slop.I'm sure someone can make it happen fucking with settings front to back, but not with the default shit.
>>561501251Maestro corner Adept inside scoop long straights front straights front cornersIdk how much SP is left
>>561501505Thanks!
realtalk is this scenario just literally unplayable when you run out of clocks? At the rate I'm burning it'll probably be about 2 weeks before they're all gone. 3 if I restrict it to only g1s that are needed for an epithetand that's assuming I buy every one at each daily shop. I had been doing that for a few weeks as it was, but the first like 10 runs I did of this scenario I barely used any and now I'm consistently using 3+ a run.
I can't wait for tomorrow
>>561501552Don't double circle, just report how much sp is left, I'm too lazy to do math
>skin outbreak>mood down right aftername a worse feeling, you can't
>>561501505>>561501667578 left after those, I'm assuming Blast Forward is worth it if Long Straights was? That'd put it at 428.
Finally I have it…my very own Kitasan card
>>561501251>no groundworkanon, I...
No one actually plans to pull Bright
>>561501572Unplayable? No. But your results will be worse when you're unlucky. You do get the 1 free clock a day and then 3 more from the daily shop, so you're never on 0 at the start of a day. I highly suggest running Fuku Speed if you're draining too fast, the +30 to all stats instantly is going to save you a lot of clocks.
>>561501702Bwo... you need four more of those
I am no one
Nasty game
>>561501821I can crystal them. It’ll be fine
>>561501701Radiant moxie and double circle skills
>>561501837just run that next year
>>561501815oh I'm running fuku speed in all decks. but I'm training end maya right now and even with great early trainings, she IS going to lose at least one race before senior year, and usually at least 3. Ends just cant perform on this scenario it feels like. the 30 stats from fuku is the entry ticket for even making an attempt. I imagine it's not even possible without that card at mlb.
When will they add a 2x rate up for the +30 energy/slow metabolism events in careers?
>>561501748I can't hope for an actually perfect uma, I'm working with what I've got and I don't have perfect parents or . I can try to train a good Bourbon in time too, she starts with Groundwork so I'll make sure she gets it if it's good.>>561501889Thanks! Is Homestretch Haste pretty low priority for future reference? I usually like it because it feels like it does something when I watch the races.
Suzukeks, how you coping with how trash she is during MANT?
>>561501317I wish I could remember what the blue text and yellow outlines meant for this chart.
I am now going to pull Bright just to be a contrarian.
>>561502009She's one of the few umas who don't need mile sparks to run
>>561502009I do this when tying my shoes
>>561502029>bluelots of Torena Love>yellowDacchi think the career story is really good
>>561502009It's making me very sad, my wife is completely useless in MANT, it sucks
>>561501572>>561501949You need to be OK with not getting first place in every single race every run, the same way you're forced to be OK with most things in this game due to RNG. Don't let yourself throw away all your clocks just because you're allowed to.
>>561501997Its rng, if it procs right before finish line it's useless. I like it on late/ends, but fronts prefer midrace
>the only umas I want to pull in the next 4 months are Nishino Flower and Sweep ToshoWhat does that make me?
>>561501572you like spending money?
>>561502272you like mares
>>561502272>what does that make me?Heterosexual
>>561501858Yeah? Crystal THIS!!!
>>561502272You like mares, especially those that make the pop sound when you spread their pussy
>>561502272a pedo trannyis that the answer you were looking for?
>>561501251skills you 100% take are:>maestro>corner adept>front straight+corner>long straight>radiant starpersonally, i would spend my remaining SP on straightaway accel and double-up on the straight velocity skills. blast forward is too expensive to finish.
>>561502118Please be in Mambo
it's over
>>561502118be in /uma/ club
>>561501572you rike? f2p friendly
>>561502272that depends, what are your plans for the rest of the year?
>>561502648
>>561502272Someone who will have a lot of carats
Wife Nature
>>561502768Fat butt
Muuuuuch better results, Cafe SR goes fucking hard. Creek is too shit on her own outside of summer so they pair nicely together.
>>561502768
>>561502945>corner adept circlewhat game are you playinng, anon?
>>561501837>34% you lose that anyway
>>561498702LMAOOOshe did piss on it right?
Which one do you prefer? Marvelous has relevant hints, but the extra SP from Tachy would be nice. Slightly higher training outside of wit too
im gonna farm this CM so hard
>>561503159I have no good wit SSRs so I just run both
>>561503159You barely click trainings, sp bonus is trash
>>561503202nigga
>>561500908She's cute because she's dumb
>>561501472Nta and not him but I can record a run later.>>554167921 >this is the only video I can find rnIt was already easily hitting high S in unity back when it lacked the ability to read stat gains. It easily hit S+ after thatIn trackblazer S shouldn't even be a question if you have a half decent deck and don't need everything spoonfed to you. apart from trackblazer which is incomplete rn the bot is so customizable any mistakes it makes is unironically on you.
>>561503202>98% winrate>win open finals>still less than my meh umas limping to 3rd in A finals cuz i hate mant
>>561503327>She's cute because she's dumbthat's the reason for 90% of the umas
>>561503202bro really brought the auto win button and said "im gonna win so hard"
You guys ever made strawberry jam before? This stuff is so good as spreads in sandwiches, I think it may even rape actually, if I learn to make it better that is. One big problem is it spoiled kinda fast even in the fridge...
>>561502945pretty good, but no S on Long kills it.
the team sirius card is... LE GOOD? i was told witGOD was a gaslighting retard.
I hate bait I hate bait I hate bait
>>561503612Yeee, now I know what to do at least. Want to get a good Long S then go for Groundwork + Long S after that if there's enough time
So close to rolling an SS, too bad it was Golshi and a hybrid debuffer (polite to lates/ends)
>>561502945Very scary Kitasan you got there. With Ground + Long S I bet she'll be unstoppablewhat deck? filthy buhi? Those look like buhi numbers>t.seething I can't hit SS Kitasan with pic related
Fallen asleep again while trying to redo my aces I hate this. Guess I'll stick to my current ones
>>561503562Yes. I made some using wild strawberries last year. It was pretty good but too sweet for me to really enjoy.
this trainer rape stuff is too good, ill never forgive cygay for the r-15 ban
>need voucher to make strong umas>need to make strong umas to get vouchercygamesu, why,,,,
>>561502945what cards
>>561503159Tachyon, but usually the one that has the better skills for what I'm doingSo Marvelous for this CM just because of it's green
Is NYOpera good in this CM, or just her inheritance skill?
With Kitasan I can now use different support cards! >used all my borrows >realized I wasted five hours on Uma musume
>>561503978>of all the skills SR marvelous gives, anon is targeting the green/uma/
>>561504131>hints>on MANT
>>561503938>>561503857It's a little buhi, here's a budget version of the deck. I think it would work well
>>561503873Yummy! I haven't tried that yet but you're right it's already quite sweet. Very delicious though and I wasn't even a huge of strawberries to begin with but now I love them. Have you made other jams too, yet?
>less than 3 months before Daring Tact's first appearance in global>she's still not trainable in JPWhat the fuck are they waiting?
trainers have rights you know
>>561504093pace? nyolate? nsmfront? ok
>>561504269No they don't
>>561504230How does one make strawberry jam spread? Also a good way to increase longevity is to use those specific jars that lets them survive for months >>561504269lol sure buddy
mambo
>>561504286I can't imagine the hellish luck needed to get her Front up with inheritance and still land a Long S on top of that.I guess I'm just wondering what I should even build. No kitasan, do I just train a new Gold Ship?
>>561504271
>>561504249tacto sexo
>>561502945My gut tells me that's way too much stam but other than that, breddy gud
Winning Ticket's winning tickets!
You can't suck me dry when I'm already empty
>>561504093Make her a front and borrow Christmas Maya for RestlessYou will need to run the milelet schedule tho
>>561504380You only need 4 front sparks
the CM experience
>>561504551*and 11 mile
>>561503649shouldn't have listened to VF trannieshe's an ojisan that forgets 30% of the important info but he doesn't gaslight at allthey call him witGOD for a reason
>>561492423It gives 175 worth of stats early which helps a lot to greed races in junior and early classic year, but borrowing NTR is right in 0% speed growth trainees
>>561504424With 1100 power and Long S, which is what I'm aiming for, you need it to be that high. Tried lowballing it as much as possible but it simply isn't viable
I'm new to the game, and I've learned about parenting, but I'm not sure of what to actually make? Do I make a parent line based on pinks or blues? What skills should I try to give my great-grandparent? I know there's spurt for late surgers/end closers, and groundwork for fronts, but are there any other skills that good on parents?
>>561504572jesus christ, her head is literally a perfect circle
>>561504579You run miles?
Narita Taishin fucking SUCKS
>>561504641early on blues are the most important
>>561503562my countries bread culture is so massive that I have 300 brands of strawberry jam to choose from so it's easier to just find the one I like instead of making my ownnow making your own bread is kino since it's daylight robbery nowadays
>>561504614I max speed without problem with 0% umas and I never used NTR
>>561504468I love her giant floppy tickets!
>>561504616>Long SI see...Good luck
>>561504572IT'S STILL SIDEWAYS WHAT THE FUCK
some of these rooms are just absurd
>>561504282
>>561504878she wouldn't make fun of my size..
>>561503883she called dibs...
>>561504360Dice up strawberries, remove the leafy tops, add a lot of sugar (follow recipes for exact amounts or "feel" it), a dash of lemon extract (I used lime) mash it up and stir stir stir over decent heat, then let it cool and done. It's real simple and easy!
is it worth considering running a debuffer in CM? none of the lobbies seem to have one but I dunno if running 3 aces actually helps much more than 2 and some form of support like a debuffer. I don't care if 1 horse gets 9th as long as one of mine is 1st too.
>>561504221>45 RBI'll try it a bit and see if the 50RB threshold is really that significant. If it is, I'll swap Suzie out for Tosen Jordan like I have been doing.
>>561503562You need to sterilize your jars retardJam can last years if sterilized properly
>>561504282Need to have sex with her.
>Tamamo McQueen Rudolf and Brian on the front of MANTBlazer>they don't play any role in the story at all besides the concert at the endWhat did Cygays mean by this?
>>561504614>borrowing NTRShe's shit as borrow until we get Firm Condition CMs. If you're in a situation where you think you need to borrow TopRo, you should borrow Bikope instead.
>>561504970stam debuffers can fuck up some people who are trying to greed stam reqs
>>561504641Imagine the version of the Uma you want to create in your ideal run. Now give it parents and cards that enable this. If you need S Long, you prioritize Long pinks over everything. If you need to run 3 speed 3 wit cards for some reason but still want stam, you need blue Stam sparks. It's all push and pull.
>>561504221The deck is 50 rb exactly
I've been pavloved into borrowing Kitasan that I don't feel the need to use the voucher to get her to 3LB at this pointMaybe I'll grab a voucher for Sasami
>>561504868Have you tried rotating your phone when you screenshot it?
>>561504964Tazuna helpThe umas are after my internal organs
>>561504984>50RB threshold is really that significantnta, it isn't, but also speed flatcarrot has 5, same as toesen
>>561504898Post the winner stats and deck
>>561505017not after you break the sealbut yes otherwise you are right
>>561505145Whoops for >>561504984
>>561504791That reminds me I need to get back into breadmaking, I stopped months ago. Now that is so fucking hard. I only made one decent bread but boy if you get it JUST right, it just absolutely fucking rapes. Now after that one lucky attempt the rest of my tries were just awful even though I did the same exact steps. Breadmaking is a master's art.
>>561504970I've seen a decent amount of staminalet cope aces in testing rooms, I'm sure a NN with stamina siphon will win some races by herself.
>>561504230>Have you made other jams too, yet?No, it was my first time making jam, so I think I might have put too much sugar in (I didn't follow a recipe and instead added what I thought was a small amount). I'll probably try making some more later this year and see if I can make it a little more palatable.
