Previous: >>561529683>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Satono Diamond (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Marvelous Sunday (Guts), SR Curren Chan (Speed)Current CM: Pisces Cup - Hanshin Turf 3200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/632/03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards03/12 - 04/15 - Paid 3* & SSR Selector available in Carats Shop03/12 - 03/24 - Free Daily 10-Scout03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 303/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Victoire Pisa (3*), AI-Chan (3*), SSR Yanko, SSR CasinoNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
yankomanko
Post fat brown uma tits
You guys should read Muv Luv
At least we don't have an Umineko fag I guess..
Is like "that" guy in the friend group, you know the one who is there but isn't part of the group.
Drunk umas are dangerous.
i used my rainbow crystal on fuku to MLB hertime to highroll!ikuyooooooooooo!
Urara is a victim of whatever balancing bullshit that cyge did for her, it's understandable that she has shit stats but they should be able to somehow mitigate that with high affinity considering she's a universally liked uma in game
Is Front B enough for this CM?
>>561549091She finally got a break
>grandparent ground work proc'd>parent spurt didn'tSON
Around Kris S, don't be careless
tamamo pls
>new baseline for umas from TB is Sranks>somehow i have to fight against SS in class5bros....i cant keep up
Hishiamazonda
>>561548630I would
>>561549471Just use that deck that the top 100 guy from /here/ runs, I tried it and pumps out relatively easy SS Umas to pad out your roster.
>>561549453glue time
I don't regret getting MLB Kawakami SSR at all.
>>561549482
>>561549574she has the hat and long S I might get a decent TT uma
>>561549381Oh no...
>>561549527Ikuno's grool tastes that good huh
>>561549471feels like S is the new b+ desu
in an alternate timeline we will have cheerleader sweepy
>searched for torenas with ntr speed on chronogenesis>1000 hitshuh, I underestimated the amount of whales global has
>>561549581She's basically a better Chinpo with a skill relevant for fronts
>>561549706It's probably just lucky or dumb f2ps. I sure hope nobody actually whaled for Top Road, that would be very embarrassing
Big Uma
Digitan LOVE
>>561549573show d*ck
>search for torenas with mlb sweepy SSR on chronogenesisnow THESE niggas are BASED
ummmmmmmm my initial shop has two glowsticks
>>561549471I win all the time against TT umas, they're all gutsmaxxing retards
comfy
Good Morning /uma/
>>561549843the fuck, did danchou hack my PC
>>561549938Sup
>>561549938Good morning Pearl poster, I always enjoy seeing you
have you used your rainbow crystal(s)?
>Junior Year, January 2wasted highroll seed on casual run reward
>random build that prios race bonus>mixed bag of wit, speed, pow, stam>60% racebonus>manages to put new recordis it really that easy?
>goldship>1200/1180/1106/572/800>long S>no spurtFuck me, this is useless, isn't it?
>>561549814
>>561550107Do you have nimble nav
>>561550057I'll sit on them forever like I did with my sunstones
>>561550116lacking 400 guts more
>>561550107My Kitasan and Tamamo win just fine without Long S but I'm not sure for Gold Ship
>>561549471You just need to stop thinking about rank and only focus on umas that can run the race, and have a fuck ton of skills. As >>561549873 says, the new witGODs are the gutsfags who only want to show their shiny rank inflated umas but inside there are only garbage skills. In class 6 the teams with lots of UG umas are always a parfait into 4-1 or 5-0.
>>561550057I'm hoarding them until the day I go 2 sparks without an MLB
>>561550136Yeah, fine mo gave it at the very last training in TS with hint lmao
>>561550239You might be able to cope with 1100 power
>>561550239That bitch always gives me Outer Post or Straight accel
tell me what to get for lunch
>>561550239should be fine I guess? I'd start working on second/third aces.
Good morning I love Diahttps://x.com/hakutaqanta/status/2037123141013745871
>>561550314odds: mcdonaldsevens: mcdonalds and a mcflurry
>>561550314Borgar
>>561550057Nyo...kinda tempted to dump both of them+voucher into my 1lb creek but I already have mlb dia as a cope option and know we wont be needing her much after longslop ends, so I'm holding back.... (saving for Ramonu/Cafe/Pasa I guess)
>>561549471Bro my SS umas have to fight against Ug2 umas in rank 6
>>561550314A green salad with vinegar dressing
daily reminder that the true stat goal is 1200 speed 900 stam 900pow 900 guts 900 wit.
>>561550314thai
>>561550379>>561550381>>561550414getting all of these ty
>>561550057I had to cope and use 1 on Kitasan but I haven't used the other one
>>561550379noooooooand also noooooooooooo its not the weekend yet
>>561550392UGfags are free score though, at least for me. They're like the new witgods
>>561550363Should be Fine, huh?
>>561549598
>>561550572
For me, it's the VF guys. If I see them I pick them they are always free points.
CAN A UMA BREEDER EXPLAIN UMA INCEST TO MElike i have two oguri parents but they're different oguris one has firm and won the dahby the other doesn't have firm but wet conditions and didn't win the dahby do i still get both sparks and the affinity from the dahby or what
White boy with the fine motion
>>561550471SpeSTRONG!
>>561550424>900 stamGas out>900 powOnly viable on front runners>900 gutsLiterally fucking useless, I’ve been running guts decks in unity and my 1200 guts oguri lost a duel to 450 guts horse in dirt CM and lost me a CM>900 wit800 is enough, breakpoints are 800, 1000 and 1200
Roll her
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PynmCex-jq8POV you turn into a cat and Seiun decides to pet you and call you Torenyaa
>>561550849guts is not useless it gives you spot struggle speed and duration, last spurt speed, duel speed and stamina. your guts oguri lost because it doesnt have 1200 speed 900 900 900 900
Tommorow
>>561549779I don't know whether I want to be Gold City or to be Digitan in that moment
>>561550940I will not yield to this demonic enchantress, no matter how insidious her right firm handjob is.
>>561550940We silll have free pulls so no
>>561550998the faces of the franchise!and spe
>>561550945[Chair clattering]
Always nice to get Daring Tact in my races. Cute fluffy hair.
>>561550940she marked me in 20 pulls
>>561550998i don't like this reboot
>>561551136And a Pokke who will never ever drop for me.
BEHEAD SUPER CREEK
Final field for Takamatsunomiya Kinen
a second UG rank has hit the buildingit's actually kind of easy with speed growth uma...
>>561550992>it gives you spot struggleIrrelevant for oguri since it applies only to front runners competing for 1st position >last spurt speedThat’s was not enough>duel speed and staminaAs I said, 1200 guts lost to 450>your guts oguri lost becauseGuts is a trash stat that hardcaps at 600 and does not give anything past that point
>>561551258Really hope Aruvu and Lala don't release near her.
>>561551374post cock
>>561551381we're in a new paradigm now
>>561551363Win Carnelian is the last Sprinter Stakes winner but so low on rankings?
>>561551363c'mon Reve... rev it up this time...
>>561551363satono's are still alive!?
>>561551363LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO!!!! INVINCIBLE PAPAAAAAA!!!!!
So fire.. you can even say blazing kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shgodQ51jes&t=741s
>>561551405[picture of a bunch of mlb ssrs you don't have]hope it helps
>>561551606BUHIIIII
Wait, what the fuck do I use on Opera, she has swinging already
>>561551405Hope you like it
>>561551637[post explaining how I only rolled meta cards and got lucky during free rolls]
>>561551656restless from Mayano
Gonna try kita runs with this deck + finemo after reset, thoughts?
>>561550849fuck is a wit breakpoint?
>>561551715Kita doesn't need bobo wit. Use tachy or marvy if you have them
>>561551715drop bourbon unless you don't have a better wit card
>>561551715the hint levels to taking the lead are not worth bringing bobo wit, that card is ass in terms of stat output
>>561551715800 stamina
>I want the stats but then that would make me look stupidgdi this is choosing making bourbon feel bad again
Yo can a nigga get some speed, power or stamina sparks?I don't mind making my runs dogshit but come the fuck on, 1* guts/1* wit?Really?
>>561551846Dia is innocent!
>>561551905multiple depictions of dia being a hungry wolf towards trainer says otherwise
>>561551789>>561551797>>561551817Tachyon or Dober wit then?
>>561551846>Satono Diamond is the werewolf
>>561551852I feel that. I was looking forward to getting lots of good parents through MANT, but it's been absolutely cursed so far. The only time I got more than 1*, I only got 1 race spark.
>>561552023I would run Tachy
>>561552023between those I'd take Tachyon
>>561551818Consistently hit 1100 even on shit runs with double stam inherit
>>561551852and that'll be 45 minutes of your time for 1* guts, you rike?
>>561548961post her wink webm here she looks cute for the first time ever
>>561551715this build sucks, no guts
WITH THISI BRICK MY ACCOUNT
>>561552170this is why every run is an ace run, and if you get a good parent out of it it's a bonus
>>561551852negrobabblers deserve 1* guts
she will cook
>>561552201
I thought the free selector had supports up to NTR but unfortunately it's only up to Fuku So what should I use my selector on? A 0LB Fine/Nature? They're kinda useless at 0LBMy other "important" SSR (Creek) is already MLB'd so I don't really have any idea what should I redeem
>>561552258>sub 600 witganbare spechud
>>561552225You just gotta believe
>>561552258i wish to smooch this fat chud
Doto spit:https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UMoqpYjKKOQ
h-holy shit parent run of course
>>561551993That kind of behavior is normal in the animal kingdom. Trainer should just accept it.
>>561552258its missing the 900 guts 900 wit golden target
Tell her it's important to unwind.
>>561552360He’s so fucking evil
>>561552053>>561552070She seems like a good card for high rolls though, 15 training effect is massive, should I really bring tachyon if im not makingit to 60rb anyway
>>561552225Based retard. I also bricked myself with NTR, that makes us brothers.
my final store only had 2 items
>>5615524890 specialty priority is the major issue with that card
>>561552489you're already trying to highroll wit with FineMo, adding another highroll card to that deck feels risky.
>>561551545What did you expect? He is 9 Years Old, it's hard to see him as the best in that field
debut race shouldn't cost energyimagine if ts climax races costed energy
>>5615509984 frauds and Spechan
>>561552698Old man is gonna bankrupt the gamblers againTrust
>>561550061>capped during summerwhat the FUCK
>>561550061>>561552894Bro why u running 3 speed
Happy Meek is in the newspaper.
>>561552962i've been told that Fuku and Jordan aren't real speed cards
I need just 100 shards to unlock a new character right?I got 99/150 maruzen shards
>>561553068Was it Oguri who told you that
>>561552489She's Fuku but wit and without the initial stat
*saves your SHITTY bnw concert*
>>561553086>99/[150]>do you need only 100?
WP 10 2026 has a collab with jockey Tosaki and added a custom horse named "Beri Beri Horse"https://x.com/winningpost_kt/status/2037047489556341164?s=20
>>561553195So not Fuku got itYou idiot
>>561553276did they increase the minimum requirement from 100 to 150?
Gaia Force acting like a retardhttps://x.com/abracing0/status/2037075320746979387?s=20
>>561553328no, it was always 150so basically 2 uma a year can be unlocked
>>561553328It was always 150, otherwise any legendary race would pretty much guarantee a char craft
Do you just buy instantly the front runner skills Akikawa gives you? Trying to train a front runner and I'm already regretting it. My clocks too.
>>561552258Low wits are worrying, but regardless, worthy Spefag.
>>561553397Just buy angling bro. Maybe focus if you’re feeling very unconfident in your stats
>>561553397front diawa with a guts deck was the easiest MANT of my life, 0 clocks
>>561550314curry noodles
>>561553397I buy angling for comfy careers
>>561553397depends on the umajust buy angling if you canif you are running summer maru then buy a recovery skill like moxie
>still have no ace so far maybe tommorow
My trainee raped me
>>561553397Front runners are generally good by themselves, even mootations like Pasa and Vodka since their ult gives them a boost when it mattersIf you're training trashyano as a front you're just dumb. Enjoy your ult never proc'ing
>>561553476isn't angling bad for pictes?
Man we've been 15 TP for so long I nearly forgot we would be doing half the races normally.
>>561554067Yeah and groundwork too, dont level them and see what happens
Training Tamamo and trying to hit long S on a single 3/2* legacy is a pain, FUCK this mile races bullshit in MANT
>>561554067180 sp but in exchange you don't have to clock every mile race
>>561552457Why is she so alluring
>>561553874Cuuuuuuute
>mlb fimo>didnt got speed star>no S aptitude >S+ eventho 3 s+ ratingsi dont have time, will or patience to make 20 1 hour runs for 3x5 horses to maybe get a good runfuck this game and fuck mantunity 40 min runs were borderlinei am not having any fun
>>561554067good luck escaping from the 2nd place Kitasan
YOOOOOOOSH
>>561554189>3 s+ ratings>the horse is s+What seems to be the issue
>>561554189replace guts air groove with another wit card like marvelous sundayalso MLB doesn't matter for a card like fine motion, it's based on your stats at the point the event ends so if she bumrushes the event early you wont get the gold skill
Does inherited unique skills even matter for end closers? there's this one faggot who keep telling me to get ny opera unique
>>561554489Not as much as fronts, but you want the usual velocity inherits, which includes NY Opera. You don't need it, but you want it.
>>561554489yeahrudolf+oguri uniques are really good for endclosers
>>561554489Speed inherits are good, you should be focusing on getting straightway spurt an NN though, these are your “ults” for this cm
i am using scarlet as my secondary front to kitasan and her unique fires off too early like 70% of the time how did i not see this beforehand wtf
>>561554583wife...
The more I see of Satono Diamond, the more I'm reminded of Kotori from Love Live, and the more I want to pull for her...
wtf my virginity bring it back
>>561554574>pace>oguri>late>oguri>end>ogurijesus christ
bros wtf my niggasan is too fucking fat
>>561554621I think Daiwa works better as pacer, she'd need high wit to get close to fronts to proc her ult at the right time though
>>561554569>>561554574>>561554581Can you explain to my dumb ass what speed carryover means? I keep hearing it from tubers
>>561555027it means you have boosted speed before you spurt
>>561555027ill try to make it really simplesay your uma runs a certain speed. when a velocity skill procs it increases the cap of this top speednow if you enter the last spurt you can carry over that speed and finish accelerating to your final top speed quicker, which means you will gain more distance
>finally getting consistent ss>all I had to do was buy up all the hammers even the 20% onesIf only this had Long S though...
>>561554858:D
>>561554858CAPAS IN PEAK
>>561555027using a velocity skill right before acceleration phase happens, therefore you start your acceleration on a higher speed
>>561555027You may also sometimes hear other players say that a skill can "carry over". This refers to a speed-increasing skill activating at the end of the Mid-Race, with a duration long enough for its effects to last into the last spurt. That results in the girl starting her spurt with a higher Target Speed than she would have under normal circumstances.
>>561554858>if lose=winIs such a stupid fucking skill
If you think about it, Pulse is NSM but for the last 200m
>>561555441Pulse is not accel
>>561555190try aiming for 900 guts and 900 wit with aptitude, youre overstammed by a lot
Grass took my SS+ virginity. I forgot how much riko shits our stamina. Might have been UG if my events actually finished. 3 speed is overkill for grass (I didn’t check growth rate before starting career)
>>561555412sex
>>561555441I still have flashbacks from Taurus where Oguri would proc sfv+redshift and then pulse'd into victory. NSM must be the same.
>>561555506>youre overstammed by a lotI don't think you play the game anon.
I love Ogurin!
I hate training end closers
>>561555180>>561555186>>561555306>>561555336What happens to the velocity skills that activates later after spurting, ny opera, rudolf, oguri for example. Do they just get added on top of your max speed?
Bros, I want to sex the Kita
#include <iostream>int main(){ bool lose = true, win = false; if (lose) { lose = false; win = true; std::cout << "get pulsed lmao"; } return 0;}
>>561555561i play it more than you and know more than you. not limited to this game too. i literally gnosis mog you hylic scum
>>561555027>there's a "go fast now" phase coming up>normally you start going fast from zero>you used a speed skill JUST before that phase>now you're already going a little fast>"go fast now" phase starts but you're not at zero anymore>reach top speed sooner
>>561555635https://vxtwitter.com/PON_473/status/2010891994038747579?s=20
>>561452273here you go
>>561555635Yes, but its kinda useless because last spurt already sets an insane target speed, and as long as you are not gassing out you will be accelerating for the whole duration of it anyway
>>561555635if uma can speed up she speed upgotta go fast
>>561555506>youre overstammed by a lotAre you preparing for CM12?
>>561555635It'll get added but it depends on your power how long it takes the current speed to get to the boosted speed
>fine mo solo>900 wit>fine mo + another wit>800 wit????
>>561555506Can you stop that? You're ruining my style with your cheap gaslight.
>>561555752>>561555804>>561555838>>561555879I think I get it now thank you
>>561555679Based sloptuber watcher
Managed to fuck up my run after I continued it right after waking up
>>561555950Lone Wolf proc
>>561556030that lightbirb guy needs to kill himself btw, he hasnt encountered the symbol lambda before and fumbles around a basic concept like binomial distribution like a retard.
>fast forward all events>super creek shows up>text flying by>'come along, daddy'eyo
>>561556023
ANOTHER EPISODE OF WASTED HOUR BECAUSE CREEK DECIDED TO FUCK OFF AFTER HER 2ND CHAINWHOEVER DESIGNED MANT NEEDS TO FUCKING DIE
>>561549779>>561551016>Coal Shitty
>>561555787could I request a version of manhattan cafe in her valentine outfit, please?do you do alt versions?
>>561556236All they need to do is add priority for your card events but cygames would rather have us suffer
>>561556159She's 16
>>561556236It’s not a mant issue, it is long + you dont have a 2nd restore but you shouldve
>>561556359She’ll be 19 by the end of senior year
>>561555804That's not trueOtherwise Oguri unique would be useless
>>561556359Out of 10
ryan LOVE
I'm too dogshit or my luck is dogshit to justify 1hr of this scenario every run, broI'm going to do 1 or 2 runs a day at maxCard events don't even finish half the timefuck
>>561556360>It’s not a mant issueIT IS A MANT ISSUEI WOULD HAVE EASILY REDO THE RUN IF ITS NOT AN HOUR LONG AND DOESNT REQUIRE FOCUS TO BE PLAYED >just take a 2nd goldON A SCENARIO WHERE DECK IS ALREADY VERY RESTRICTED
>>561556159
>>561556497It's bothI'm the same
>>561556562> IT IS A MANT ISSUEI WOULD HAVE EASILY REDO THE RUN IF ITS NOT AN HOUR LONG AND DOESNT REQUIRE FOCUS TO BE PLAYEDThat’s what makes it fun to play>ON A SCENARIO WHERE DECK IS ALREADY VERY RESTRICTEDBro your jordan?
Creek always finishes her event chain for me, maybe because I'm only using 3 SSR instead of 6.
>>561556660nta but jordan 90% of the time dont give me the gold skill>>561556679use 2 ssr, neither finish their chain
>>561556562>he doesn't have his own MLB Nature, MLB Guts Ayabe, MLB Nishino, MLB Creek, and MLB Finemo Not a scenario issue bwo just git gud
>>561556660>bwo your agemasen
final trainingfuckall rainbowsclick power or wit?wit is +19 (there is NO ONE there)
>This far into global and they don't understand placement matters in your deck and increases the chance of chains finishing
>>561556838Guts to cap speed
>>561556838Press the one that gives you the more skill points.
>>561556838I'd go to wit to also cap speed
>>561556482>aislop
>>561556901>>561556952NTA but you get 31 pts on the last race
>Maru timed Radiant Star during the accel phase to keep up
>>561556838Your whistle...?
>>561557015You only get 30 with 50% RB + master hammer
>>561556359>supercreek>maru>rudolf>tachyon>gentledonna>ramonu>loves only you>wonder acute>dream journeynone of the girls im pulling for are 16 and you can't tell me otherwise
>>561557060>>561557126MANT is unplayable for me with less than 60RB, I don't know how you guys do it.
>spe-chud when maru is driving "AIEEEEEEEEE">chad bright when maru is driving "zzzzzzz"Mejiro bright..sugoi..
>>561556342i'd like to avoid doing alt versions for now, atleast until i've done around more than half of the cast, then i will consider it
>>561557264>I don't know how you guys do it.I'm poor
>>561557149Anon, xe is just trying to shame you for liking umas, it wouldn’t matter to him if “your type” was haru/rice/maya or wonder/tazuna/speed
>>561557264The difference is like 30 total stats
it will be long 4 months
why cats love umas so much?
>>561557264mant is unplayable without Kitasan for me
>>561557435that's a horse
best deck for kitasan for the long CM after we get the sirius card tomorrow?I have MLB finemo and super creek
Team Sirius when?Daily star grind Legend race when?
what does kitasan even mean anyways
>>561552308where is this from?
>>561557413It's a bit more than that but what really hurts is not having enough SP.
>>561557615https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En85iaPNXek
>>561556359>
>>561557435That's just cats being annoying assholes, not because they actually like them
Lost Debut race... Use a clock or just end career.
>>561557149trve, ramonu is 17
>>561551993The weak should fear the strong
>>561557149>he waifus hagsFaggot
>>561557758end
>>561557710Perfect models for an U17 magazine.
>>561557710Marry, Marry, Marry, Marry, Marry, Marry. Next question.
What umas would leglock you as you tried to pull out?
>>561557710two of those don't belong
>>561552038I got lucky with an early 3* sta Uma but now I’m stuck in the sunk cost of wanting to max out my affinity so I can only run triple crown Umas with min C mile.
>>561557323ah aight, its coolill wait around until then
>>561557710
>>561557705>bunch of literaly whoswhen is a good time to dump this game before the numerous soulless trash jp horses start to float the game?
>>561557931right now
>>561557931now
>>561557874All of them
>>561557931When the add a playable black uma
>>561557931You should quit now
>>561557992King Halo wouldn't do this.Mejiro Ardan wouldn't do this.Satono Crown wouldn't do this.Narita Taishin wouldn't do this.Rice Shower wouldn't do this.
>>561557874Me
>>561558042>>561558007>>561557987>>561557979>nowqrt?
>>561557710Ugly group>>561558054YWNBAU
when are we getting casual costumes for the umas? and can they race in them
>>561558007by the end of this year?
Why's the legend race on Satsuki Sho anyway
>>561557517Wtf is a horse
>>561558086Pic related >>561558112She's brown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PynmCex-jq8
>>561558182Because each one of these uma won it?
>>561558258>She's brownso are the mob umas in your pic, it's the same skin tone, same hex code evenI prefer to see them as black (they are black)
>>561558258>Pic relatedi didnt talk about jp version
>>561558258
>>561558330>sameAnon...
Did we finish training our Fuku? How did it go?
>>561558479it had 900 speed
Surely it's a coincidence that the baiting starts when the AI slop spam stops, right?
She is so beautiful
Japanese also used to be brown before they lost their jomon genes
You wouldn’t bot your ace right?
>>561558596if they didn't want that to happen they would've done something about it
As a long time Curren fan, I will finally read her story
>>561558537Kitagf!
>>561558521Stop noticing
>>561557750bunting is a way how cats scent mark on things they trust/own though
>>561558479A+
>>561558356Kill yuritards
One good thing that came out of this retarded Troon Stego thing is some accounds are doing pretty cute female Stego Lewds in response.
>>561558724Why would you want a Yakuza wife?
Gentildonna should be rapedBy me
>>561558596my RYAN ace was dutifully won after like 30 failed borrows
>>561558724>cute>huge tits>inumusume>falls in love with you at first sight>probably bench as hard as ryanshe's literally perfect
>>561558730Shut up nerd
>>561558565Jomon mentioned
NISHINO WHO?
>>561558890>B:85>huge
rape...curren...
>>561559123
>>561559109what is ratiowhat is height
>>561558837Trying to capitalize on the Bakushin pit fad but there's no hunger to these licks, lame.
>>561558479We got very unlucky.Some other anon was thinking about starting another run with Mambo
>>561559123Teio needs to learn she's my oshi but Oguri has to pay for the carats I used on her with plat titles.
>>561559235Trainer forced to retire from Tracen academy with a shattered spine because he got behind a horsegirl and acted like a retard.
>>561559237Still not big enough
>>561558724Ein(p)stein theory wouldn’t hold true the way I would fold for her way faster than the speed of light (o)
>>561558046Roce WOULD though
>>561559369Let us know if you get even a single run on the 7th bracket
>>561559049Mutt
Do we get clocks for the CM registration rewards? I forgot and am a bit desperate
>>561559329>instantly accepts getting rejected >no rapesbased
keep posting the kitapaganda
>>56155963610 clocks 10 TP refillsmay be wrong
>>561559636anon... how many did you start with, and how many do you have now...
I think I'm gutsmaxxing wrong
>>561559735around 700, 550. It's not that bad yet but I'm definitely running out if I keep going at this pace
>>561559826>150 clocks in like 2 weeks
I was at 850 clocks and I'm at 590 now
Do you guys not use clocks on parent runs even if it means losing a G1 ephitet?
>>561559826>100 clocks gone alreadyThe mile B gaslight must be stopped
I went from 420 to 340, am I fucked
>>561559932I don't do parent runs and on ace runs if I'm long a race I'm almost never winning it just by retrying, so I still have like 990 clocks.
Guys would King be okay with me taking two more wives?
>>561558724>>561558890>>561559450She's 14
I went for 550 to 250
>>561559520I'm not Fuku-anon, but I remember he saying he would watch the race if that were the case, so I assume it did not happen
>>561559752You can definitely do better with those wit cards
>>561558890Kita isn't a dog
i went from 500 to 420i'll be fine at this rate
The next uma posted is my wife.
>>561560021Yes and?
>>561559752nyes
>>561560021I don’t give a single fuck if it MAYBE illegal IN SOME PLACES to tap that, because I am 100% sure that its fucking illegal to not tap that in my mind
>>561560309Fuck you.
>>561560173she acts like one and fucks like one
>>561560021Old enough to count, old enough to mount
I would like to humbly request the posting of yuri
>yuritroon
>>561560350>post that during kita hours>"how could this be"
>>561560436This is the story of anon, so mentally brown he rather bait than play, a very sad story indeed.
>>561560021Global removed the class grades and replaced them with divisions so she may be not 14 in the game
current clock, compared to MANT day 1what the fuck
>>561560503helios wouldnt say this
RAPED by mile B
Does this count as yuri
>>561560401this nigga got a whole gym in his room tf>>561560508they also removed the 3 sizes funnily enough. It's pretty sterilized in global, but hey if it keeps the porn coming because muh imaginary age I don't mind
anons were asking for epithet calculators, a few threads ago, I just woke up and found onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4pb2eR31DU>inb4 buy an adI'm not him, so kiss my ass
I didn't train a single front so my clocks stays thriving and only depleted like 20 or 30
>>561560687I want to be either of these 2 or between them
what kind of gaming chair do I need to be able to do this?
>>561554284saw a kita niger yesterday with 2 ss rest was b and a and it had SS rating
>>561560687This is lewder than sex
>>561560719>calculator guyhe makes gaslight guides too? huh
>>561560602True, she would rather seduce torepi instead
>>561560719His ass is definitely being kissed by you
>>561560772hehe
>>561551363not a single Yoshida-connected horse is in this field by the way
>fast learner>charming>these station levels>these stats already>thh+playtime's over>no clocks usedLiterally nothing can go wrong. This is the run bros. I also have 14* long, so I might get lucky next year
>>561560719The only sloptuber I trust
>>561560503>>561560825rape zoomers
>>561560932I just finished the video and he says uma.guide has a better epithet calculator, do you still trust him now? VFcordtroons are said to have created it, after all
>>561560912I had a run like that with gold ship and then I didn't get any good items in senior year and finished with coins
curren PUSSY
>>561560912sub 400 speed after 1st inspiration is grim thoughbeit
>>561560749fronts are literally free if you skip the junior races until 300 speed
>>561560910No wonder when Yoshidas focus on classic distance (mostly mediums) races
How bad is Ogurislop going to be the next Med CMs? Like do all my other Umas stand no chance?
>>561560772Literally fucking me
>>561561093are you botting? are you a pedophile?
>fail>gain flis this run now worth keeping?
>>561560687Yuri is incapable of exciting me. The only way I can make this image hot is if I imagine Ramonu is intimidating Rudolf into a threesome with her toreina. Girls fingering each other is such a step removed from nakadashi sex it's not even in the same ballpark. Creating pic related, on the other hand? Now that's fucking hot
>mogs Kitasan in races>mogs Kitasan in tit size>mogs Kitasan in trainer x uma >cucked Kitasan IRLDurarara mogs Kitasan in every way
>>561560687Emperor would never let be dominated like that
>>561561235Rudolf is a bottom
>>561560687Mares can't be tops
Kitasan keeps losing debut race.9th place?GLUE'D
test
>>561561225Don't forget>mogs Kitasan in breeding by getting a sire of the year award
>>561560687It's so funny that ramonu is seething over non-career rudolf(aka most likely retired) >sis, you fell off, you don't even race no more
>>561561235This nearly kills the franchise
>>561561086Not even the BEAST can survive triple dominator, surely...
>>561561195I love mantI love Kitasan BlackI hate fucking unity with passionSimple asNot botting, that’s just me and my phone for 5-7 hours a day
>>561561440She isn't kicking enough, it should be rapid fire.
I don’t see how you guys are burning through clocks that fast. Buy an early nimble or style savvy so you don’t blocked as easily. Also get as much power as you can.
With the new Sirius card coming. How would it be slotted into the current deck? Replacing riko / stamina card slot?
>just have nimble navigator in junior year
>>561561660im training fronts and ends
>>561561679It is a wit card in disguise
how come I don't remember anyone hipying up this girldoes anybody here even likes her>>561561679>using the same deck for all umaswew lad, she's 5RB if you are going to use KSB you need 1-2 15RB cards, 2 I'd recommend
>>561561679>that deckyou don't need Sirius just continue borrowing Fuku and generating free UGs every day
seme/seme is the only acceptable yuri here
>>561561804The Evil Mejiro
>>561561804>1488 growthswhat did cygays mean by this
I'M UNBRICKED
Is Kitasan marriage material?
>>561561225
>>561561804just me
>>561561804she was used in JP but that's hard to tell if that means she's strong, because JPfags are really bad at the game
How big a difference is 60RB vs 50? How much training potential should I sacrifice for it?
>>561561804Literally looks like Maruzensky from temu
>>561561996She's an easy girl.
>>561561936Chud horse
>>561561996top shelfjust be careful with the inlaws
>>561561984Post it being used
>>561561874That's not even Yuri that's just gay chicken.
>>561561936the Mejiros are up to something, I heard Dober saying some very scary things about tinyhats the other day.....
>>561562019~120 skill points and ~40 stats randomly distributed
>>561561996Yes
>>561561223She don't deserve kids, she's infertile
>>561561996Best wife ever
>>561562019The less RB you have the more you have to race to compensate. More RB means you can allow yourself to race less.
>>561562076I don't like this image
>>561562026wait until you find out who her grandpa is qwo...
>>561562076I'M UNBRICKED
>>561561996>cute>loyal>high positive energy, like a golden retriever>golden heartedI dunno anon, you tell me!
post honse
>>561562143
>>561562280Did you forget your Oguri pic?
>>561562351Racist culture is very diverse. Divided by race, united by racism
>>561562337>absGay
>>561562330Festival Twin Tail sniffing
>>561562468
>>561562313You changed tabs and used your selector ticket instead, right?
>>561561804I'm pulling cuz I like her. And her ult lasts for almost a minute this racecourse so it's pretty funny
>>561562570I used both
Game really doesnt want to give me spurt....
>>561562330Losing sight of Inari at the festival then finding her 30 minutes later walking funny with a dripping wet trail behind her (she must have spilled some water on her tail)...
>>561562468If licking that clean is gay I will become the gayest person to ever exist
>>561562562
>>561561804I would, but Kita and Dia drained me
>>561562768>Kita and Dia drained megiwtwm
>>561562695Directly sucking dick is less gay than not liking girl abs.
>>561562695I'd agree with you if they were leaning into looking like man territory but you only exposed your own faggotry.
>>561561761>>561561804>>561561859Welp. I enjoyed running Riko with Stamina Creek in my deck (burrowing NTR atm) thanks to the mood up , stamina gain, and bit of energy to help with more racing or enough for a wit training
>>561562695>jew>woman's studies aka psychology
>>561562828Sorry I don't date frauds
>>561562875It's gay to like tomboys
>>561562828
>>561560912>final year update:>get S long>get Kiss for CourageAbsolutely nothing can go wrong. Maestro is one arrow away from finishing
>>561562351it's a bit odd how the mejiros mostly only interact with each other
>>561562695>freud >another fucking jeweven Raisu is starting to nyooootice.....
>>561563041No rainbows
>>561563041>not running 3 in a row by the end of the yearmissing out, stayer stakes is there with a longslop hint awaiting for you
>>561562828>>561562967Almond love
>>561562967she's stealing scarlet's shtick
>>561563041Run Stayer's Stakes unless the training is good. I often get long hints there.
Mfw I get a front runner rival in the first Niigata race
>>561563049The one time they interacted with someone else the chain of events were set in motion that would create calamity level threat to the whole umaverse
>>561563049They hate brokies
I don't have a single ace ready
>>561562967Cute
I only have one ace ready
>>561563049Family is important
>>561563851Boy marriage
Spechud's card comes out today, right? In 20 minutes or at the second reset? Need to know before using my borrows.>>561563815Thanks, Dominic, very cool.
>>561563851Sei love
holyfuckingRAPEDAPED
>>561563910new content never comes out during daily mission reset
Do you think Luna shaves her bush? Or does she let her warm, soft winter coat grow and flourish during the coldest part of the year?
>>561564007>troona Post the Teio screencap
>>561564001>new content never comes out during daily mission resetI'm off to sleep as soon as I do my daily Satono roll then, thanks anon.
>>561564007Umamusume should be fuzzy
>>561563564Don't know if it's worse to be completely unprepared or to have your aces get completely clobbered every practice room
>>561564007As fluffy as her ears
since mejiro bright's unique can last pretty much forever on some tracks, does her ult with skills break PDM?
>>561563991They hate men
Real men like hairy women
>>561564324>PDMI just know this is sloptuber slang for something, but what is PDM?
>>561564491piss dick muff
Room for CM 11992416269924162699241626
>>561564491pace down modewhen your uma who's not front goes too far up before the middle point of the race, so she commits suicide and drop 5 placings
>>561562967
>>561563991What is rule 11? kek
>have casual friend that plays uma>asks me for some advice on trackblazer>give him some tips and try not to overwhelm him since he's actually enjoying the scenario>not too long after another guys comes with a wall of text and youtube links>dooms that he needs to spend at least $300 to do decent in the scenario>he's taken aback and stops sharing his progress>didn't login for 2 days nowWhy would you act like a nigger to an open league player?
>>561564491Pacedown. Basically the mechanic that sets umas into their running style. Mejiro Bright's ult has a 0.15 speed increase that can last for basically from middle leg all the way to the last spurt of the track so in combination with other skills, I'm wondering if it can break this. Cuz uma stan iirc can
>>561563991Have you considered the fact, that you feeling genuine happiness because video game anime horsegirl likes you, gives you attention and cares for you very much in a video game HURTS REAL WOMEN? Misogynistic, chauvinistic pig.
>>561564640>>561564597Oh right, forgot that existed.
>>561564629Only the strong can survive in this world
>>561564573I'm launching the game just for this
>>561564710It is full
>>561564686if there was a button which when pressed kills all real women i wouldn't think twice before pressing it
>>561564681cute
So this is the power of MLB Fine
>>561548847What if I like to read triage X and Nozoki Ana
How to win CM.
>>561564629Honestly it's your friend's fault too, if I were a casual or just starting on the game I'd prefer to listen to you than to a tryhard retard
>>561564836>comitting idolatry in a muslim countrybruh
>>561564820I want to have sex with your trainee, Anon.
>>561564836Pretty pathetic that his "god" gets whipped and gets ridden by humans
>>561564821idk you might not like it thenyou should read it anyway
>>561564867Don't use the gyaru
>>561564491Pretty Derby MusumeThe normal girl version of this game
>>561565005but enough about jesus
>>561564867Use the 2 gyaru
>>561561660>Buy early nimbleMy clocks get eaten before first inspiration.
>>561564573ResultsCouple more372986833729868337298683
>>561564867>>561564901whores
>>561564979You can have her but her friend is mine
*gives you nimble navigator before debut*
>>561565103>he wants to rape the dog
I feel like using my books, did you use yours? On who?
>>561565119Deal.
It's a new day!
>>561565405Skipping her banner
tiny woman's turn
>>561565095ResultsLast one for now413693944136939441369394
UWOOOOAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHH TAISHIN SHOES!!!!!!!!!!
>>561565153teio is really cute and I'm tired of pretending she isn't.
>>561561062I wanna fuck Curren Pussy
WHERE IS TEAM SIRIUS???
T-Taishin!?
Umamusume's manga ending was peak fiction.
hello there
Should I be saving my energy for the Spe thing coming out today or does it not matter?
>>561565645Mambo...
uhng..yeah...I'm raping your shoes Taishin..watch me spurt right inside of them and make them pregnant
how funny is triple dominator
>>561565940ToT
>>5615659942 uggos
What random non event SSR do you have the highest cap of?
>>561565645ResultsThank you for joining
lol wtfgot her on free pull 1 and now again??
>>561566143EXPLODE
>>561566143the raped
>>561566143naruhodo, that's where all my dia wentI can't believe had to spark both kita and dia
>>561566195Ticket's tickets...
>>561566104I can't think of a single use for beeline burst other than sprints.
>>561566143>markedAnon is going to the epsatono island.
distancing this dumb bitch taishin
>>5615661043LB Suzuka
>>561566143FUCK YOU DIE EXPLODE DROWN COMBUST PROSTATE EXPLOSION FALL DOWN STAIRS FUCK YOU THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MINE
>>561566475Is that where all the obese ojisans have gone missing to?
SLEEVEJOB!!!!
850 wit on fronts was not enough
>throws a single in rage at getting Ryan card >get raped by FineMo >have enough to make her four stars Fine, I’ll throw you in as an ace
YOU'RE NOT DIA FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!
>clean my room>can actually see my floor and move around
>>561566645it is if you believe
>>561566143>wasting all your luck on a shitty umaWhat are you doing bwo...
>>561566740my room is always empty so I dont have that problem
I'm getting too many SSRs and 3* lately... I fear for my future...
Will groundwork or head-on make more of a difference for XOguri in CM12
>>561566920Mainly just my underwear, piss bottles and some old containers. It didn't take long thankfully.
>>561567030I'm not getting them since start, so my future is Mejiro bright!
>non pace run>speed star>pace run>prepared to passyou stupid fucking irish tranny
Trainer this isn’t the Jonas brothers this is your trainee
Nothing feels better than dozing off after having done your duties around the estate for the dayLet's have a splendid day together, Anon
It's time
>>561567260i wish Fuku would give me the sex stare
>>561567260I wish I was Mejiro McQueen so I don't ever have to go back to work again
>>561567379There ya go
>>561567445This feels more evil...
How much Stamina and how many recoveries (gold or normal or inherited uniques) should I aim for for the upcoming CM?
>>561567490950 + 2.51100 + 1.51200 + 1
1984
>Cygames global staff are against umaxtrainerWhy?
>>561567357Time for another 100-years long career
>>561567490For the one after the longslop?Full guts build 1 recovery.
>>561567490At minimum, 1050 + 600 guts and 2 golds. Assuming you have long S and 1000+ power
Umallo*dies*
>>561567561discord is just jealous trannies, ignore them
>>5615674901200 + 2 golds minimum unironically, this CM is the sloppiest of all longslops
>>561567473Better?
>>561567657Greetings! Don't die please
>>561567712This image is expired
Tell me how to machine TL Winning Post 2026.
Damn, do you not want to race that badly?I mean okayFat fuck
>>561567741Don't take offense, but I don't think she is for anything sexual...
>>561567903are you going to deny her happy ending?
>>561567561>goes to official server>surprised it's full of rulesno shit
Fuku's growth spurt any minute now.
fuku is for handholding + nakadashi + leglocking + whispered confessions of love
>>561567961For now>>561568007I love her nails, despite not being a fan of pink
u think she can win aries or is she glue
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PynmCex-jq8I wish I were a cat bros
>>561567974faggy rules are meant to be broken
>>561568090She's glue that can win sometimes
>>561567861I just learned katakana to read horse names and screenshoted parts of the game that I didn't understand until I memorized their function
>>561568090c'est glue
>lose race>clock>win by more than 7 lengths?So why did she lose then? Because the game felt like it and wanted me to waste a clock?
>>561568234I can read basic Japanese, so there is no special text or functions? good
>>561568385What race? This is common for fronts if they get a late start, or any style if they get rushed on longs and explode
>>561568430satsuki, daaahby and osaka haithose 3 specificallykikuka and tenno spring are no problem
>>561568385late start into blocked is a common death cause
>>561568090Where's your u=ma2
Most kissable umamusume?
>>561567561Discord servers have always been ran by troons
>>561568603
Gonna laugh at people running 2 golds at max stam losing to people running just 1
>U=ma2 as third recovery>if you're 2nd in a low front room and ahead of the other XOguris, you lose>if you're 5th in a high front room, you lose
double jet looks kinda hot...
>>561568751>pacekeks the moment they have to gamble just a tiny bit
>>561568773double jet wouldn't dress like this
>>561568414>so there is no special text or functions? goodI am not sure what you mean by this, but if I can manage, then anyone capable of using a PC should be able to play it too
>>561568751Now imagine needing to be 6th or you lose
>>561568691I'm only running one stamina gold on stamina capped umas except that one pace(mcqueen)
some days the only thing I do is edge for hours, play uma, and post here.Umas for this feel?
Am I....wrong?
>>561568995It's not even remotely comparable, lates and ends usually have other strong shit that lets them win
>>561568603I'd post the blushing rudolf who got a smooch on the cheek here if I had it
>>561565217We shouldn't allow Canadians to become torenas.
>>561569090why are you wearing lipstick bro that's gay
>>561568880>latechads: this skill has a 20% chance of winning me the race and an 80% chance of doing literally nothing. this skill is my bread and butter and i will put it on all my racers>pacesloppers: this skill has a 90% chance of winning me the race, doing my laundry, and sucking my dick, but 10% of the time it doesn't proc. i'm not sure if i should take it...
>>561568691someone will lose to someone running 900 stam and corner recovery and seethe about it for hours
You fucking retarded ass animal
you guys are dumb
Are there Connecting problems or is it just me
>>561569246lates are just better
>>561569452Just you
>>561569195
>>561569507thank you anon, hope you get smooched yourself
>>561569461incomprehensibly lewd
>kwo just get spurt from agigawa bofaro>gained 1 hint level for strategist>gained 1 hint level for standing by>gained 1 hint level for after-school stroll>gained 1 hint level for levelheaded>gained 1 hint level for i can see right through you
>>561568880It's just an XOguri thing, some pacers love gambling on accels because the CM is so accel barren otherwise
SHOW THE THE UMANKOS
>>561569484nyo...
>>561569452I was getting some but it's good now
>>561568603cutest and most kissable
>>561569450I want the puppet to glare at me like this
where did all these kawakamifags come from
>>561569246you are attracted to pace because you want consistency but too lazy or poor to make front. Lates are for lazy gamblers
>sub-300 clocksit's over
Most fertile umamusume?
>>561568751>>if you're 2nd in a low front room and ahead of the other XOguris, you loseIF WINNING, LOSE
>>561569090>>561569507>>561569337>>561569796why are torenas using lipstick
>>561569971which mare bore the most?
>>561570086Some torenas are women
>>561569784Oh ok so maybe I had the same thing. Seems to be fine now too
>>561570097We breed boys here, faggot
Latebros, anything else I should keep in mind? Ignore the Mackie
>>561570187>the tachyon banner will appear while im in japan for a vacationdanchou... i can skip that banner, right?
>>561569507>>561569626silly looking grown ass woman
>>561570187You're going a year without a power card with this schedule
>>561570086we do as we please bigot
>>561570302What good power card options are there?
>>561570302>without a power cardoh no?
>>561569452last few days I have had connectivity issues about an hour after reset, but they usually disappear after a while. No clue why it happens
>>561569594Thanks, BWO (Based White Oberführer)
>>561570283don't hide the middle post it makes it look weird
>>561570156i want to fuck this minx so bad it's unreal
ok now I'm really safelast score was 695k and the threshold is reaching 680k today
>>561570086the trainees like it
holy shit it's THEM
>>561570119ew ningen women
>>561570119Do trans women count?
has anyone had success with lates in practice or is it really all fronts and ends
What's on going sprint events here?
>>561570370Biko power Soon and if you don't hit Biko power, you should probably hit Kris S Power before Tamamo
Tell me, why shouldn't I use Diamante Modo Diablo for the next CM?
""""stamina"""" is a memeMy Kingu kept getting 5L/distance/4L/8L in Kikkasho and green lady said it was because she lacked cardio but then after the 3rd clock Kingu got 1st with a 4L difference
>>561570672
That's going into my tranny notes.
>>561568603Its Fuku
Stuff like this is always the hardest to decide on
bread doko
>>561570119they wish lmao
>12* stamina parents>20% stamina growth>creek+manhattan>didn't cap stamina>didn't even reach 900?
>>561570741Sure, if you want to gamble whether your uma starts accelerating or does fuck all once last spurt starts
>>561570704>>561570370Wrong image, here's both
>>561570741Your Kingu was busy sucking my peepee
>>561570759gwochacho im not doing fucking sprints in mant
>>561570836Kek, I know that feeling
For Bourbon this CM, is the best inherit skill NYOpera or Kitasan?
>>561571048You need both
baker-sama please do the needful
>>561570741Are you unaware of how the game works? You get +400.of all stats for free in career invisibly because they don't want everyone out of stamina even in early sprints. You had +400 stam and +400 guts and even the +400 wit reduces stam usage a little.
>>561571048Acceleration>target speed>>561548674
>>561570904your Christmas Oguri and Summer hag gwo???
>>561571048you only need kitasan's skillnyopera's ult is a shitty meme
>>561571259>>561571259>>561571259>>561571259
>>561571115I asked which is best because obviously I can't have both without getting fucked somewhere else, and neither can 90% of CM entries.
>>561571268>velocity in the last stretch is badretard
>>561571272>vandalised OP
>>561570879>Kris releases in 2028So it's between Eishin, Biko and Mackie then.
>>561571325Then Kitasan
>>561558054sex with you