>Moongle Treasure Trove - (March 31st -> Release of Patch 7.5)https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/mogmog-collection/202603/lba1j4i815>Patch 7.45 Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/2e8a10c44121af50ce86e1b605e10608e15f24d6>Hatching Tide (March 23rd - April 6th)https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2026/Hatching_tide/wgtbl3kgc5>Resourceshttps://rentry.org/xivgresources>Meetups• March 27, 9:00 PM EST | Crystal, Diabolos, Shirogane W25 P49 | Nostalgiaslop >>561525521• March 28, 12:00 PM EST | Balmung, The Lavender Beds, Ward 8, Plot 2 | Transformers Day of Visibility (Bayformers 1-3 maybe 1-5) >>559485678• March 28, 5:00 PM EST | Balmung, Shirogane, Ward 10, Plot 13 | Femlala Meetup >>561065236 • March 29, 03:00 PM EST | Crystal, Coeurl, The Ruby Sea (21.7, 9.9) | Deep Dungeon Race Meet >>561066469 • April 3, 9:00 PM EST | Crystal, Mateus W24 P3 | xivg orgy meet >>561558778• April 4, 8:00 PM EST | Dynamis, Golem | New Alt FC >>>561137994 Previously: >>561547000
My moonie+ says kill all israelis
>Ruri Tora stalking (SOMEONE) in U'ldah again
>When you're queued up with THAT e-couple with shared last names
>>561560296I wish I had a EB who would share my last name. I feel very depressed I will never have that.
I'm growing tired of my f3mra, but f1 is boring and 2/4 look retarded...
>>561560296and both are grown ass GAMs who live in different countries and haven't even heard each others voices yet lmfao
>>561560382>Tired f3mraYeah, that's the whole appeal
>>561560397There's no need to be jealous anon.
Plainsfolk don’t have last names.
>>561560296a black mage casts ley lines and fully intends to eat the AOE and die before even entertaining the thought of leaving the aforementioned ley line
>>561560378I am EB'd but my EB wants to keep our last names different since she likes them both... I feel your pain
>>561560397>that moment when you vc with a friend and you both like eachothers voices a lothehehehguguehgheehhehehehehhe...
>>561560296I will be posting it again:Insane kino but only if it's two male characters that have sworn eternal devotion and love for each other... also they're both guys that love each other irl too
>don't like yuri>yuri poses I make on a whim are the most aesthetic ones by farI hate this
>>561560385>I give Odenta Kai to my DRK and cry myself to sleep at knowing i'll never get to make my SAM a cool armored shogun/xivg/ - brown NEETs who haven’t been subbed to the game for years (if ever)
>>561560580gay
>>561560180Maybe moonies have value after all
>>561560580I need a smelly dork EB like this so badly
>>561560580this was my reaction when he complimented my voice........
Is this achievable
My moonie should just fap to avoid any further hornyposting :3
>>561560378>>561560527I think if I got EB'd I'd probably want to come up with a new surname to share together and both change to that...
>>561560527If I had a EB I would tell them it would mean a lot if they could change their last name to mine
>>561560603My malezen has sworn off this life. Never. It will never happen.
>>561560580>I hate my accent and love his>He hates his accent and loves mine
John Lakeside
>>561560580>when the yanky doodle dandies tell me that my aesthetic English accent is making them yearn
Reminder that it's okay to cheat on your girlfriend if the GAMcess is really, really hot~
>>561560705You NEED to remain hopeful, gaybwo...
SEX WITH MALERA!SEX WITH MALERA!!SEX WITH MALERA!!!!!
>>561560738SOURCE...
>she tries to kiss me>but stabs with her hornswhy is femra love so painful?
>>561560382dumb fotmchaser
i would post a reply to the garuda anchor if there was one but I don't have any cool new pics of my character...
>>561560681I would not want my schizos to infer my EB via proxy of my current last name>>561560679This would be a good idea, actually, and very cute too
>>561560738It just sounds gay to American ears.
>>561560674My sunnie wouldn't like that though :c
>>561560804I don't know about fotm, I've had her since stormblood
>>561560648i hope you find a comfy smelly dorky eb...>>561560706yeah same i hate my voice even if it gets complimented
>>561560803For the sake of true love, one needs to suffer.
>>561560751Break up with your girlfriend for the GAMcess
>>561560868okay i'm sorry please don't fanta then i will cryjust switch from xaela to raen or vice versa
anyone know if i can do a limit break in brio please?
>>561560738>>561560791Chinzurena, my beloved
>>561560868I agree with anon, and unfortunately my f3mra will also cry(gotta change it up sometimes even if it leads to you coming back to square one though)
>>561560969did you even try checking?
>>561560902Its usually the other way around isn't it :>
>>561561058Not this time~
>>561561058no. the meta has changed, grandma.
>>561560770For what purpose? Go pick up some bouncer miera instead.
>>561560940>>561561042Fine I won't change, I shall keep my sleepy princess, if only xaela had black scales...
What race shall I make my character?
>>561561043fuck i did but i typed "limit break" and the results didn't do anything. thank you very much!!! tested and the ones from "limitbreak" work nicely, thanks anon.
>>561561231Female Seeker of the Sun
>>561561231hrothgal
>>561561227yeah it's a shame black scales and black sclera are both malera only... I just mod mine when I play a Xaela and let others suffer, purple can look neat depending on the color scheme though
Post MOONies
>>561560580>he makes fun of my ESL accent and ragebaits me on purpose but he's also learning my language I love my American EB so much it's unreal
>>561561425Moonies Of Off-color Noses ies
>>561561262the space in "limit break" broke search, because it's in the list as "limitbreak"
Why are femlalas the most heavily schizo’d race?
>>561561491EXPLODE
>>561561262fyi spaces don't work in the animation search
>>561561491C..............CUUUUUUUUUUUUUTEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>561561167But why when I could have sex with a malera instead?
>>561561576Same reason why gnomes are in WoW
niggas really think i was born yesterdayi'm so so sorry for the mindbreaking i'm finna do to you
>>561560865This load is for my moonie only to play with and swallow, feels like it's going to be plentiful. :3
Good morning /xivg/
>>561561647could you though? they're endangered now...
>>561561491based
>two GAMs e-dating when they have no realistic way of ever meeting each other IRL let alone moving in due to being NEETs living at home with their parents in different countrieslmfao you're 3X years old for fucks sake stop living a fantasy and get a life you old fuck!!!!!!!!!!! x3
>>561561425for sure gonna win my Large today
My moonie just spent the last hour and a half reinstalling a bunch of mods after penumbra broke yippie
who do i trust? me
>>561561550>>561561614haha so i've learned! really thanks for responding, these LB3s are really cool to look at in detail. usually in a fight things are happening too fast to really appreciate them!
Me and my 3 homies inbetween Criterion pulls
>>561561647We are not for sex
>>561561797Works on my machine
>>561561782Jealousy is the only green in your life at the moment Change that and touch grass
>>561561491my eb does this as well...........
>>561561058hows the irl boyfriend
>>561561782
>>561561425Posting my moonie as she tries to read (she can't)>>561561865It decided to crash while updating yesterday and I think it fucked that install of it, atleast it gave me an excuse to prune a bunch of stuff I don't need anymore
>>561561576because xivgers are pussies who only feel comfortable attacking a small woman
>>561561694My sunnie is really really whiny about the weight and heat she's not feeling as her heartbeat speeds up thinking about it................knowing she can't be chosen to help in future duties is crushing to her
>>561561782i try to find joy in these little things im allowed to have in my otherwise miserable life before i diethere's nothing wrong with finding comfort into someone and keeping eachothers company every day, even if you'll never meet
>>561561857My femlala could awkward situation erp with you…
>>561561961I wish moonies were as cute as f3mras
good morning to everyone but mainly that one special catgirl
>>561561729With some convincing!
>>561562018I believe mine to be much cuter than f3mras but hey everyone's taste is different
>>561560672Yes.
>>561561785Cute dweeb (affectionate)>>561561961Cute dweeb (derogatory)Educate each other about the city and the country and become unstoppable together as you learn not to define each other by your shortcomings but instead celebrate your strengths and synergy
>>561561843why are maliddies like this
My male midlander says good morningShe sent 15 texts overnight asking why I blocked her
>>561561576They have personalities distinguishable from each other
>>561561961Gossiping nigger who puts on an act for thread but will happily shittalk people he doesn't like in-game.
>>561561923Wasn't a bf just dating
>>561562115How smug he looks is proportional to how bad that MSQ is in that respective expansion.
>>561562185hate those type, then they go>you're overreacting
>>561562185but enough about the Human Experience
>>561562132wtheck why derogatory.. A STINKY fish made this post I can tell>>561562185I'd love to see these baseless claims have any form of evidence, because I'm far more likely to say something to someone directly and have done in the past
>>561562202the anon is asking how is the bf you’re currently dating
>>561562309she was saying that dating doesn't mean they're exclusive or official or anything. he isn't her boyfriend
>>561562309>Anon doesn't know you can date someone without being in a committed relationship yet
>>561562217You think ShB is the worst MSQ?weird hot take but have at 'er I guess
>>561560610Wonder how many people haven't played for years but come here to tell how much the game sucks and is going to EOS soon.
>>561562185you just described pretty much everyone in the light cwls though
my f3mra farted...
>>561562449I think you mean pretty much everyone itt
>>561562013My malera is a malera - every situation is awkward with him around.But what if it were cutesy butler and little mistress RP instead? Or maybe something more akin to two travelers ending up at the same abandoned spot and having to wait out a blizzard? Or maybe even more cutesy like a Solution 9 milala ends up stuck near a low poly grape farmer's homestead and has to help out with the chores she's woefully unfamiliar with?No? Still just sex? Sigh.... it ain't easy being a malera...
>>561562264One of you has to come from nothing or else the thematic parallels in your journey won't hit as hard
>>561562516single or double?
>>561562185But enough about Remus
>>561562516wtf...
>Good MSQShBEWHW>Mid MSQDT>Bad MSQARRSB
What body does Val use? That butt is amazing
I tried going back to femezen after 7 months of fiddie…couldn’t do it. I am now a lifelong fiddie.
>>561562637sorry to hear that
>>561562309This >>561562378Just dating not that level of commitment or anything
>>561562424
>>561562539Destined to the life of the struggling moonie..
>>561562617Brave take, Anon.
>>561561425Best I can do is moonie moon.
>>561562671Wanna date for a prolonged amount of time and have nothing good come from it?
>>561562679My autistic moonie hates making eye contact
>>561562637THIS is why I am afraid of fantaing awayThe animations suck but holy fuck I bust gallons
>>561562623I would assume YAB
>>561562671you think it’ll evolve to that? or you see nothing?
>>561562679What does it say about people who struggle to make facial expressions but try anyway to fit in?
>>561562623post a pic
>>561562736I don’t even mind the retarded princess run
>>561562679The only picture where he has a hint of smugness is the ShB one, then maybe the ARR one. SB is neutral. EW and HW he's frowning. DT he isn't making a particular facial expression, but I believe this is right before he smiles. Happiness and smugness are different.
>>561562694Only until the second act of the movie. Then you both get to lift each other up! It's very inspirational and the audience gravitates toward the story of your moonie the most
i wish he'd just make me his girlfriend already...
When will viera wear ALL helmets…I want to wear my dragoon helmet again…
>>561562969
>>561562535NTA but my Femlala wants to spend the time and help this Malera find true love by forcing him into awkward situations with strangers he might find attractive or interesting, only for it to never work out in the long run, over a long period of time and many hijinks, only for the both of us to realise at the 11th hour that..
/xivg/ self improvement club when
>Make Golem alt>Stare at char creation menuit's hard to play something different from what i usually play..
>>561562712Full moonie by moonie moonies...Maybe sunnies are overrated after all...
>>561562819Nah it probably won't>>561562729Uhhhh if it works it progresses if not we'd just move on?
>>561562792ancients can use dynamisfucking elidibus was the first hero and pulls infinite limit breaks out of his ass when you fight him.However it's like using a muscle you've never used before, like trying to do the terry crews titty pop while being a fat slob.
>>561563171that's every day, good anon.
long time jerker first time buster here
>>561563171No one here actually wants to improve their lives, if they did they’d stop coming here. This place is full of people who love being perpetual victims trapped in a vortex of misery they created themselves.
>>561563316Come again?
My lalaboy is out here stroking his shit he’s got lotion on his dick he’s a freak man
>>561562535>But what if it were cutesy butler and little mistress RP instead? Yes.. tightening the cords on her corset, the hard whalebone knocking her breathless, each yank causing her to bump into her butlers crotch…
>>561562030>but mainly that one special catgirlIs it me(ow)?
>>561563051Autism.
>>561563171Preebitz will butt in and act like he's self improving when he posts here every day 8 hours a day
my femezen?did 5 pushups and now she's a tre instead of a rue
>>561563334WrongI like sticking my hand into the vortex to try and help people out of it
why can't i attract someone normalthe archive ruins everyone for me, man. maybe this is a good thing. everyone is so full of shit.
Time to do some expert crafting. Please pray for me.
>>561563136yeah looks like YABRUE has a belly and Lavabod is more Cellulite-y
>>561563371maybe>>561563392you can do kegels while posting that's still self improvement
>>561563447What happened bro
>>561562706What the fuck happened to Terry....
>>561563259No retard the ancients could not use Dynamis, Hermes even says in the MSQ that it’s an energy Ancients don’t understand or how to interact with. The Warrior of Light (forma de primal) is able to use it and generate infinite LBs because he is a being of dynamis at that point and has the ability to wield the power, unlike Elidibus (forma de Ancient). That’s why he starts to fade after you fight him. God it’s like you niggas never paid attention to anything in this fucking game
>>561563462Thanks anon, may many lalafells come molest you as thanks.
>>561563392Is Preebitz in the room with us right now, DB?
>>561563447>the archive?
>>561563507just realizing i'm a part of someone's little game againeverything i've been shown is a facade and seeing them mask off here makes them pretty unattractive in general i will never date here ever again lmao
>>561563574>i will never date here ever again lmaoI could have told you that, can you give more details I'm curious
>>561563612no thanks, he lives here and so do his friends. i'd prefer to not get schizo'd on my way out of this mess.have a good day mwah
>>561563062Yippie :D
>>561563186Sunnies are DONE
>>561563392One of the very, very few sincere posters in this shithole. But since you got buckbroken you got PD living rent free in your head.
>>561563574I’m going through the same shit man, looked one time into the archive about this person and I found out this is just something they do regularly. Easiest thing to do is just block, ghost and move on and stop trying to date someone from here.
>>561563675<3
>>561563664totally fair
>>561563392>The one nigga consistently advocating for positive mental health
>>561563167Oooh, just like the cutesy romance mangas where the girl totally helps out the oblivious MC, cheering him on and giving him good advice while in reality she harbors some unsaid words for him in her heart and as he gets closer and closer to his destination, he realizes that the road he was on is not actually one he should tread, but rather the true destination was always by his side and he finally realizes that the the only person that has ever brought warmth to his heart is...>>561563365A good butler would never yank so hard as to bring any kind of discomfort to his mistress as he should be practicing all night long to do his job properly until his fingers are rife with rope burns from endless hours of practice. Rather than causing discomfort, he should know the exact measurements of his mistress so he can proficiently help her with said corset and make sure her body is properly accentua- wait a minute you're just horny...
>>561563536I don't agree with that anon but>he is a being of dynamis at that point and has the ability to wield the power>That’s why he starts to fade after you fight himThis is just guesswork. Try to stay calm.
>>561563707being sincere is a good qualityjust not when its an unfettered stream of autism into any and every conversation that happens in here
Your first mistake was trying to date a fucking 4chan poster, second mistake was trying to date an xivg 4chan poster
>>561563447First, second, and third mistake is being interested in any regulars around here or balmung
>>561563723back to balmung for me, yesthe annoying part is the juvenile projection. it's like he was checking off a list of things to avoid, but in the archive he has all those traits and interestshard to explain. bad omen. ggs
>>561563725Would there be a sequel that would try to cash in on the success of the first and flop dramatically?
>>561563447>date someone from 4chan>they've been stalking me for years
>>561563695Sorry sunnies...I have to know what it's like...I need to get MOONEDJust once! Then I'm off the stuff for good...
If you want someone normal you should try to be normal
>>561563536Nigga when they assumed the forms of the sundered they started being able to perceive dynamis.Eli was the first hero you're telling me he didn't understand it at all?? Bro was a larper full on he 100% knew how to use it.
>>561563826tons of people project their insecurities onto others
>>561563780ExactlyYou're picking up the energy I'm putting out thereThere's hope for you, Malera
>>561563447the people that seek out others on xivg of all places aggressively enough to actually get results are going to be weird one way or another, you can find nice people but that requires a lot of patience as nice people not already in relationships probably aren't eager to jump into one for a while after meeting them
>>561563809These fuckers will see a burning fire, can feel the heat, but still shove their hand in just to make sure it’s actually hot.
Yeah man im gonna come to the website famously known for having terrible posters and look for my significant other through a general thread on said website. What a good idea with zero chance of backfiring!
>>561563878But I am normal, babe…
>>561563878I don't want someone normal, I just want someone cute and a lil stinky.
>>561563947is it me
>>561561425>>561561524posing, in of itself, is actually pretty fun. i don't know if there's a single other game with such a robust posing/photo tool as brio, and i'm very glad square took the "well, i guess mods are okay" approach.
>>561563927at least they're feeling something anon
>>561563193What makes you think it probably won’t?
>>561563939Come back into the crab pile anon you're not getting away...>>561563947Ah, can't be me... Am not stinky
Look, you’re right, dating them was a mistake but in my defense, they had a cute fiddie
>>561563878Even the most normalfag of posters here wouldn't pass for normal elsewhere
Miki I've had your posts filtered since my first day hereI want you to know that you have negative value on socializing and relationships, you are THE bottom of the barrel
>>561563834That depends mostly on how willing you two are to plap in the timeskip between movies
>>561564054>fiddieshould have been your first clue
Says the 4channer who totally has value lmfao
>>561563707It's utterly hilarious how PD mindraped him, genuinely gave the spic massive PTSD
>>561564054All is forgiven. Fiddies are cute.
>>561563080the dream is dead sis
this is it.what is the final opinion of female elezen
I will never lewd or care for>Catgirls>Femra>FiddiesI am much happier this way
>>561564069nothing tells somebody "i don't even think of you" like telling them what you think of them.
>>561564115I'm afraid my bloonie is very unlikely to plap she's intensely frigid when it comes to that
>>561563990could be, what cup size?>>561564032it would never be you
>>561564009You’re absolutely right, burn victims do indeed feel something for a while.
>>561563997>got made fun of >removed the textlol
>>561563997My thorough, overly cautious moonie examiner seconds before she begins extracting another sample for the third time today
I love male Elezen.
>>561563804You only notice it with PD because he avatarfagsIt's refreshing to see this place not drag someone down after the years he's been here, still posting in the exact same waysHe doesn't post attention or engagement bait, he jumps into conversations on a public image board, and your gripe is thatWhatHe should wait to be invited to the conversation somehow?
>>561564143I have plenty of value anon just zero motivation to use any of it.
>>561563931if you have someone's back you shouldn't even vaguely call them out or identify them in any way like this.
>>561564208>t. femogre
>>561563887Just because he called it a limit break doesn't mean it actually was one. He could be imitating the techniques of all the heroes he had seen. After all, he doesn't use limit breaks like we do, he just fires them off willy nilly.Alternatively, he's channeling the dynamis of all the heroes he had summoned.
>>561564069If you had my post filtered how do you know am here? Hmm? Uh ohDont wanna be on a high horse or anything but I don't really worry about your labels not like am dating you>>561564016Just vibes and also kind of lacking a lil stamina
my femroe is close
>>561564207Aggressively mid. weird lanky bodies. If I had a choice between a moonie, a femra, a fiddie, or a femezen, femezen would be last pick.
>>561564453Why choose when you can pick 'em all?
>>561564270nyo, i made two versions from the start, but i think the text version is funny so that's what i posted first!>>561564272but anon, your insurance premiums... really now, there are cheaper ways to get off!
>>561564337>heroes he had seenGood Ser he WAS those heroes. He quite literally was the original warrior of light, the very first one.
why are these mfers taking the boat back to eorzea? don't they know what aetheryte are
>>561564565Hello cutscene skipper kun
What % of the posts on an xivg thread is made by people who post every single day on every single thread?
>>561564538No, he took the shape of the first wol. If I take the shape of ifrit and say, "I am Ifrit," it doesn't mean I'm the original ifrit
>>561564565They are poor because Estinien
>>561564430Define stamina, what can he do better? How do you want him to be?
>>561564660at least 10% of any given thread's posts are me, so maybe 60% total
>>561564660Statistically, 3%
>>561564565They’re a lil stupid
>>561564660High. 70%? These threads have very little new blood I believe.
>>561564565There's a reason for them to have skipped the csthe real question is why didn't the WoL and scions teleport from Shaaloani to Tuuliyollal ahead of the Alexandrian invasion when we very much could have, therefore not being late to the massacre?
>>561564565Get this dude erenville out the out the msq this mf is unironically the worst part of DT dude opens his mouth to give his Debbie downer ass takes like stfu
>>561563878>victim blaming
>>561563171Fundamentally impossible as you shouldn't post such vulnerable information on the internet, especially amongst 4channers.I'll cheer on everyone that's striving to improve in any way they can, however.
>>561560117B is for beauty
Sunniesisters... I think it's meowver.
>>561564825but enough about wokelmao
>>561564531But my body has grown so accustomed to moonie etraction...her delicate fingers and polite smile, her professional courtesy and flirty tail swishes...My only regret is that the premium go to insurance and not into her pocket
I'm not losing ever again
>>561563453I almost fucking had it. If I was just was a little less stupid, maybe I could have made it...
Moonies for this feel?https://files.catbox.moe/6yjjqo.png
>>561561425Hello.
>reads threadOh you guys are GAY gayI thought you were pretending for the bit
>>561564980You lost because you're a poroggo
>>561565069How STUPID could you be?
>>561564997ts looks so ass nephew
>>561564679Clive you quite literally are ifrit, you've got to accept that man.
What character are you guys making for golem alter?
>>561565069My man these niggas are flamboyantly gay and pretend they’re not
>>561564879Total sunnie death
>>561564809it requires summoners to pull you through and they were probably all busy.
>>561564997
>>561565142nobody is doing that shit
>>561565041It's giving
>>561565142I'm not making one, I don't really care for making an alt on a region I don't want to play on
>>561565108*sad croak*
>>561565162This. There's more closeted than real ones.
>>561565142why are they making a fifth alter?
>>561565142I learned my lesson from the first alter and will not be joining this version
>>561564704It's not a matter of doing better, sometimes two people don't match and you don't need to force it.Also if I say stamina you should know what I mean
total sunnie makeout sessions
>>561564652i'm not a skipper i just have bad memory okay...
>>561565278My moonie does this
>>561565246Do better, honestly (be born in a country that isn't France)
>>561561043Yeah you'll need to think of searching animations in terms of them being a file name. I think even just searching "limit" will get you what you'll need. Additionally, try to take note/keep in mind how the game labels animations for certain jobs. They're not 1-to-1 with the English localized names for them.
>>561565123Screw you, manScrew you!
>>561563780>wait a minute you're just horny...Mind your manners, there is nothing untoward going on here. Now help her put on her stocking and attach them to her garter belt. Later she’s going to need a hamstring massage from all this walking…
>>561565142I could imagine.
>>561565123i think you mean ifreet
>>561565270how long did he last then
>>561564980Courage, soeur.
>>561564565both of my wives on the left
Hey
>>561565421does the middle one want a duskie girlfriend
>>561565476Meow :3
>You obtain 47,500,000 gil.le sigh
>>561564538He was imitating (You), baka
>>561565270What makes someone attractive in your opinion?
>>561564879why...
Must I remind you who I wish to wed? https://files.catbox.moe/lrbkla.png
>>561565545You'll get it next time bro I believe
>>561565170??????????????????????????
I love femezen so much it's unreal
my femroe smelled something fierce and when she stood up from her chair, there were fart stains on the seat and she has to clean it up in time for femroe friday... what does this mean?
MASSIVE bug happening right now! housing placards are handing out millions of gil!
Which zone next bros
if you want people to think you actually play a roe you have to be nicer
>>561565702my femra won bigly from this bug! she made 400 mil!!
Can someone go check on my fiddie's bid and see if I won?
My sister is having a masochistic orgasm while dueling me again...
>>561565694this is somehow 100x more vile than when moonies or femlalas do it
>>561565835catgirls and femra farting is cute
Post cool FF14 related videos you never get an excuse to share.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKqMI15juU4
>>561565817Wrong general
>>561565835that's the neat part, it is one of those doing it
>>561565421Froths and Thighlander are peak
>>561565694
>>561565563You mean he was pretending to be Azem, the 14th seat of the convocation and fellow ancient?
>>561565681why do you think it costs money anon?also not literally summoner the job, but it requires aether guides
>>561561425Adding my moonie to the mix!
How’s your day going anon
>>561565446As long as it takes to cook an omellete>>561565591Confidence from maturity, good EQ, will to improve himself, at least 180cm.....
>>561566069Good
>>561565770There is no information to display.
>>561565142A female elezen.
>>561564207adorably lanky creatures with a near 100% chance of being hyper fixated on a singular topic that they will talk about ad infinitum. very cute and stubborn.
>>561560580We called each other a himcess when we first heard it....
>>561566107Alrighty moon it is
Miki wanting a dude at least 6ft is gonna make a lot of anons seethe
>>561565835Only by weight and volume.
>>561566096Ah so attractive traits are ones (You) don't have
>>561565978Yes and no. He's imitating the man who fought to save his people, he's imitating the one who brought the Allagans to heel, he's imitating the one that defeated Emet-Selch, and imitating the kind-hearted soul that he went into Pandaemonium with.He's imitating (You).
>>561566126My femezen wants to tell you about Project Moon she's been playing since LobCorp.
>>561566024you may be thinking of the unattuned service from Sharlayan to Thavnair
For today’s challenge, I’ll attempt to be happy
>>561566096…under 5 minutes huh, how long would (you) prefer it to be?
>>561566192That’s the point anon.
>>561566287try being nicer to your friends too
>>561566248hmmmwife
>>561565201I hope that’s a good thing but I don’t know what that game is…
>>561561425
>>561566186also why don't you do 6 fates while questing to get the mount speed increase?
>>561560296I fucking hate anime artyle so much, its so grosspeople dont have horse mouths from a profile view
>>561563997Oh shit this gave me inspirationThanking this moonie furiously/pet
>Bought a house >Spent a week interacting with it>Spent 6 months not interacting with it and only logging in order to keep it.
>>561566235Uhhhhh yup?>>5615663092 hours!!!!
>>561566248My femlala has been playing Ruina so she can try and get into Limbus
>>561566438artyle
>>561566248My fiddie will not hear a word you say until she sees a confirmed 100% completion.
my femra? yearning for HoH...good afternoon, xivg
>>561566284Nope that was dangerous because it was unassisted. I'm talking about why vesper bay didn't have an aetheryte.The money is the fee charged by those guiding your aether through the stream.
>>561566472skill issue
My sunnie? She has become a private home owner again, now with a view over the goblet center. Where she once started on her gposing adventure.
>gobletLMAOOOOOOO
>>561565627MALE ROES?!
>>5615664782 HOURS BITCH THIS BETTER HAVE A LOT OF FOREPLAY YOU SUCCUBUS
>>561566409My moonie doesn't enjoy doing the fates, would much rather just grab the aeth currents while doing msq instead
>>561566472i hang out in my fc house all the time
>>561566241No he's talking about the eons he existed before us. His role was all about balance so he literally says he's been a hero.
So that's it? Am I truly the last male charterer that thinks age difference is hot as FUCK?
>>561565402Yes, mistress, as you wish. I would never presume that you would do something so unladylike. I will gladly help you get dressed in your exquisite attire, however don't you think it would be better to ask your lady-in-waiting to help you dress instead? It is quite difficult to do so since my eyes are shut to preserve your dignity. As you wish my lady, I shall ready the new peach scented oil we imported from Doma. I have spent the last several weeks learning techniques from traveling troubadour bands so I hope I can sufficiently help your thighs relax and diminish any strain they may have from your busy days of conducting business.
>>561566605>small>gobletlol that's a lossnow you're sub locked to a shitty small house
>>561566643Younger male x older female
to discover those who cause conflict and strife, simply go to wikipedia and check "early life"
I've never played another game with more maintenance than FFXIV.It's also the only game that doesn't even say sorry or offer some rewards as apology.
I got rid of my house because i'm never on my home dc anymore
>>561566732Meanwhile WoW has weekly maintenance for several hours every single Tuesday and they don’t offer any compensation either
>>561566635Well yeah OK that's included I guess....
>>561566643>charterer
>>561566478is 2 hours even possible?
>>561563707>PD>Sinceredude will mass reply to shit he has no clue about and be wrong and still refuse to admit he's wrong
>>561562364my femlala wants to capture this one...
>>561566640But you're doing the fates anyway right now
>>561566643My male character only likes relationships with other male characters close to his age or older.
>>561566896a PD reply adds just as much to a conversation as a UN reply
>>561566883lots of Foreplay, which is fine, because foreplay is the best part
>>561566797>WoW has weekly maintenance for several hours every single Tuesdaywrong, only during the early weeks of patches or expansions and after a month they dont really take servers down at all except maybe 40 minutes every 3 weeks or soright now they keep rolling something out every week hence the downtime
>accidentally clicked something on the artisan popout for my crafting log>now the popout is a big ugly "CraftMenuWindow">can't figure out how to get the old popout backI hate modders' ideas of what a good UI looks like.
>>561566540Uh... no.No its not.Its a travel tax levied to offset the costs of maintaining the network.
>>561566496Ruina is a better starting point as LobCorp isn't for everyone and it does a good job of introducing the plotline of LC without the lengthy playtime of it. I love LobCorp but it isn't for everyone. A pity you just missed the Limbus Anniversary as it gave away a bunch of free seasonal tickets and such and would've been worth logging in for even if you didn't play it yet.Also Angela did nothing wrong.>>561566504I can only bring this. I need to do another run soon as I've heard there's a mod called Energy Corporation or something that doubles the number of abnormalities and changes some stuff.
>>561566627That's fine, I like it here, and it fits my head canon for my character since she's Ul'dah based.>>561566691Not really, a small personal is nice and cozy, and I feel those are more homey, at least to me with how I decorate it. Besides, I was already sub locked to the game for my medium in mist.
My moonie+ stole her land from Israeli scum
>>561566896Mass reply and post wall of texts that are full of genuinely nothing, takes a lot of energy to be that retarded
>>561566981Servers were literally down for 3 hours this past Tuesday and the Tuesday before that then the Tuesday before that. I play both games bro and WoW has way more maintenance downtime than XIV does
>>561566694That's what I'm saying... Tell me how that isn't hit as hell...
>>561566943I have my reasons for wanting to do EW ones specifically, I need them all completed to buy the sharlayan night time music roll which I wanna put on as the music for my island
Should I continue watching Onimai? It was a bit much when I first started it, but now twitter is showing me a lot of clips of the protagonist barely controling his bladder, or outright wetting himself, and that's a major turn-on for me...I mean for my femlala...
>>561566643my meena likes older ladies...
>>561566643I liked it when I was younger, because I had crushes on people older than me, but these days I'm more interested in people around my own age.
>>561563527
>>561566801You guess? 2 hours of straight sex is crazy you whore
I hope my moonie wins her house, or else she’ll be homeless again…
>>561567003post a screenshot, i dont see anything like that on my artisan
i miss my femerznznzn
>>561567127He really is me fr fr
>>561567072You didn't do the DT or ShB ones? What kind of hero are you? Doing fates makes the world safer.
>>561566696Their people is the embodiment of the rabbit with a clock
>>561566642A hero, yes, but never THE hero. His role model for being a hero is you and it's from that inspiration that The Warrior of Light is born from.
>>561567021No they literally need people to help navigate the stream that's why yshtola sending everyone into the stream was so fucking risky and why she essentially died like three times doing it
>>561567185I am a lazy moonie.. I just don't enjoy them much bwo
>>561566643the moment you start bringing age into things you will immediately get very weird people with questionable motives co-opting the discussion and i'm not about to be a part of that
>>561563334Not fully since you can improve and come here but the problem is they keep letting the general run their life, but you are very much right about nobody here sincerely wanting to improve, if they did they would be improving their life with no real obstaclesThinking you want something is not the same as actually wanting it, one is words, the other is action, people need to learn how cheap talk really is especially in /xivg/ where people say shit just to say shit with no intention of following through on it>"You mean you were waiting for me because I said yesterday we would do something today? how is that my fault and why are you mad at me?"
>>561567127haps
>>561567209I thought the hero he turned into was the one from the time of the allagan empire
>>561564997DONTLAUGHDONTLAUGHDONTLAUGHDONTLAUGH
>>561566732IT’S STILL BETTER THAN WOW AND AT LEAST IT’S NOT SHADOWLANDS, REMEMBER 15 YEARS AGO??
>>561566739a homeless catboy, this is so sad
Too tired to finish my EU savage reclears now. Perhaps later.
>>561567209"model for a hero is you">references the hero you are in this era onlymy man, he's the inspiration that the warrior of light is from. He's the reason we get called the warrior of light.MAYBE he was larping as Azem at the time but he very much was THE hero
>>561567051>this past Tuesday and the Tuesday before that then the Tuesday before that.you black?>right now they keep rolling something out every week hence the downtimefuck is this reading skill homes?
>>561567161This shit, I can't figure out how to turn it off.
>>561567389My moonie only gets this sweaty when she’s chasing sunnies
>>561566248I'm gonna be honest with you chief;I have no idea what that is, but permission granted.
>>561567127what the fuck kind of prank is thatasking for a friend...
>>561564897hmm.... if i give you my number, i could always make a house call..?>>561566446nice!! you're welcome and i wonder what you'll make!
>>561567051>>561566797WoWfags are so fucking deranged it’s hilarious, no matter how bad FFXIV gets you ALWAYS bring up your slop. It’s like you only play FFXIV because it’s the “anti-WoW” game like Gremlo/Rich/Asmon said. Off to Ifrit!
i hate that i was born a man..
>>561567127Fellas is it gay to prank your bro by turning him into a girl with giant sloshers
>>561567467Really weird meltdown brother
>>561566732Wait is there more maintenance again?
If I wanted to make an alt to disappear, would Dynamis be the place to do it?
My femra is...
>>561567478don't schizo yourself sis, you have to make the best with what you were given...
>>561567524Still upset about the fruit bowls?
>>561566540the Sharlayan-Thavnair aetherytes were assisted thoughVesper Bay didnt have an aetheryte for political reasonsaetheryte teleporting is done by us and the gil fee is to pay off the cost of constructing the network and beaconsthank you for making me double-check things though it was an interesting re-read
>>561566031just to check, is she pregnant? nice pose, i always like how cheery yours are
>>561567336go gremlo go gremlo go
>>561567526Golem, Dynamis is a good place to disappear to
>>561567526make it even more obscure
>>561567403oh I assumed that was normalyou can click the little arrow in the corner to hide it otherwise idk
>>561567579Not at all
>>561567467Again this nigga with his streamer and wow boogiemen
>>561566830Blah! Ya got me there...... So hey, you wanna?
>>561567526Meteor. Nobody here's going to look for you there.
>>561562623YAB with C+
>>561567051ignore him, he's a seething lying retard
>>561567526Ngl man no one even goes to or cares about primal outside of meetups, aside from primal bros, so PREMAL would be just as safe with more people desu.But yeah dynamis is dead dead if you wanna vanish.
>>561565142brother I already have two characters, I'm good
>>561567581Ah I seeTHEN WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE IMPROVEMENTS TO MY ROADS YOSHI PISS THESE TP COSTS ARE ABSURD
>>561567478What makes you say that? You get to be strong enough to protect those you care about. You have the opportunity to have a girlfriend, a wife that you can start a family with, perhaps have children with your and hers own blood. And in the good times you get to see her happy smile, her childish behavior when she's with you, dancing, jumping, smiling, and feel her hug, her sweet kisses. And you would want to trade that away to be her? Anon, it might not always seem like it, but we as men have been dealt a good hand.
>>561567608That will have a concentration of /xivg/ there soon so I would rather avoid that
>>561567232>>561567581>>561567021are correct
>>561567089fuck your femlala
Help me cum at workPost sunnies
>>561567530i cant help it... its all too overwhelming
>>561567526fuck off we're full
>>5615651421 character is more than enough to not play the game on
i'm a boring midlander and that's okay
>>561567529...cute!
>>561567804Completely forgot about that, any Dynamis server besides Hali and seraph would work just as well
>>561567526you can disappear anywhere if you cover your tracks and dont thread your previous identity to your new one>inb4 "LOL ITS THIS GUY"nobody and I mean nobody yet has guessed main and been right and some people are at the point of scrying the bones of dead animals to ding me as their headcanon phantombut if your reason to disappear is hide from a problem better to fix the problem then to hide from it and if its a threadcred reroll it catches up to all of them and is worse so dont do it for that
Hey so is there a way to get rid of the>of X many players recruiting, Y match your criteria Grey text I get every 15 minutes?
>>561567904Yeah in the party finder settings you can disable that
>>561567267Neat!
>>561567529My future wife!
>>561567134I know I was just joking but yes with foreplay obviously for the most of it
>>561567853Have fun! https://files.catbox.moe/7it0cn.png
just because im naked and rockhard with a foot long monster cock does not give you consent sis
>>561567526Aether or Primal. If you want to disappear then your best bet is to blend in with the mass of normalfags.
For Golem Alter I will play a BLACKED F3mra. Unique, I know.
>>561567828wow it's almost like they were talking to me and responding to my posts with that information thank you
>>561567904
>>561566605Goblet center is a great win. I wouldn't mind plot 44 someday. (14 has cursed windmill shadows.)
For Golem Alter I will play a BLACK highlander.
>>561567995do i like this
>>561568078do you like suncats...
>>561567790you pretty much explained why someone would say thateverything you said is something d wish id could give to someone, instead of being on the receiving end
bros i don't think i can do another 49 of these
Wasn't Alter that FC where /xivg/ played toegether?And what is Golem Alter now? A new one? NA only again?
>>561568078Guess I'm making a fiddie...
>>561567902There's no fixing the problem this time but thanks regardless
>>561565142I'm too lazy to keep up to date on MSQ for 2 characters, I won't be adding more to that
Moving from golem to primal to become the Hispanic I was always meant to be.
>>561567995Red eyed Appal is so hot
>>561568186european players can join on alts like everyone else
>>561561425Busy working
>>561567856one day at a time...
>>561567529When I coined this meme I didn't even have a femezen it just felt nice to say, people were hating on femezen at the time.If your a femezen, Be!
>>561568304i dont know if i can go another day...
>>561568028>BLACKED F3mrai love himejikaji on twitter soooooooooooooo much...
>>561565142I was thinking femlala, but I don't want to be sexpested so maybe I'll try Femroe instead
my femlala doesn't know if she'll level up in maplestory, or struggle to find something fun to do in xiv
>>561568389*pokes your eyes*sis wear the visor...
>>561567232No, it was risky because it was an ancient spell that literally just threw people into the lifestream in random directions. Aetherytes are already connected to a network that tie one aetheryte to another and you just need to tune to both ends to use it.
Are transfers to Raiden available rn?
>>561568487wife
>>561568112>>561568290This is the most generic shit I’ve seen since the BBWVR days. What’s going on with this game?
>>561568389cute
>>561568358Link?
https://files.catbox.moe/nbtom1.jpg
>>561567692Sigh. Are ya REALLY gonna make me log in just to prove you wrong? Go on and wake up idiot. Be better at faking being me.
femra who will appreciate someone like this
>>561568350you've gone your entire life up until this point, you're stronger than you know...
>>561568303working at the cute factory and being very productive, i see
>>561568487cutera
>>561568506raiden is open for new characters/transfers atm yea
Will there be a snowcloak syncshell for golem alter?
>>561568318Elemental sis, how've you been?
How does one transfer HUD/Hotbars from one character to another? Is it something I have to do in the files or is there a plugin? First time doing it so I'm clueless
>>561568614careful that's a horn grabber
>>561568652>snowcloakHAHAHAHAHAHA
How long are we expecting the Golem Alter to last
>>561568487DO NOT RE-UPLOAD
>>561567027My fiddie would like to have a word with you.
>>561568652nobody uses snowcloak bro
>>561568663Right click your character in character select screen and press the transfer button
>>561568662*shrug* it's going, always going its a grind, how are you, also I'm a lalaboy.
>snowcloak Lmfao
>>561568753roughly 5 days until everyone realizes that having to DC travel to do literally anything sucks
>>561568663you can do it in the submenu on the character screen. it'll let you import from your other recently logged in characters. you can also copy the settings from the character folders in your my documents folder but it can be hard to tell which character folder is which. don't use a plugin. they've been known to ruin settings and are obsolete as the feature is built directly into the game now anyway.
>>561568569x.com/kaijumejimy sunnie likes this f3mra
>>5615687647k people do
>>561565142Malera. Raping all femlalas.
just saw on kalshi they’re taking bets on when will the first alter drama start and when will the first maliddie plap incident happpen
I've been trying to pinpoint what the Brio/Livepose bone clusters remind me of and I think it's like one of those shots from a cyberpunk/scifi thing where it shows an overlay of arcs and other shapes meant to be predictions based on the visual data it's set over, there's most likely some lens-like sets of arcs moving around changing sizes trying to lock onto the target and highlighted weakpoints much like the empty circles of the rig's bones connected to each other to indicate optimal firing arcs and these shots only really last at most two secondsor maybe not, TBD
Just got told I have 6 months left to live. Guess I’m giving away all my Gil to the fist alter I see on Golem.
Why not take some of these all the way up to 100?
I'll resub if someone is gonna order me around a bunch and make me do things, i'm too sad to motivate myself alone.
>>561569025oh shit eve online map
>>561565142not joining Muffy's bootleg Alter
>>561569103why are you such a fucking weeb you retard
Little sister femlala for my siscon lalaboy...
>>561568614What does this mean?
Know what I want? A soft, warm kitsune tail just rubbing across my face.
I was scammed with a 4 million MGP airship, it doesn't even have a radio, I cant even see my guy in it.
>>561569158damn nigga, stop riding his dick so much
my dogoonie brought you her favorite toy and expects you to throw it, but won't let you have it
A1 wagyu beef femlala for my A1 steak sauce lalaboy
>>561568614my femra's last two roommates had a plastic cutting board and it drives her crazy.
>>561568194if you need a friend to talk to I can be around
They're handing out free Sunnie pussy at Halicarnassus Limsa. I fucked 3 mihote slags before my cock snapped in half from so much fucking.
>>561569267Is it a squeeky toy?
>>561569321teddy bear
>>561569175来月秋葉に帰るからだ
>>561569260Sometimes things that are expensive are worse.
>>561560296yep,,, it's me
>>561569391D'aww that's adorable /pet
>>561568813oh it's a larp nvm
>>561560397LMAOOOO
>>561565142Why is there another alter?
I took a gpose i dont like the aesthetics of at all even though it doesn't look terrible. I just feel it isnt that quality.
>>561569428Well see Tayu again soon
Group got our first clean Death of the Heavens pullHow much of a ballbuster are the P6 mechs? I'm assuming the finale phase is significantly easier so no need to worry about that one all too much
rating raising minions?
>>561569598What did Kate mean by this?
>>561568290He's basically Effy, no personality, just coom
>>561569584p6 is easily the hardest thing in the fight so good luck
>>561569584https://caffinate.itch.io/exaflares
>>561569581nuh uh
>>561569598WHAT!?IS?THAAAAT!?!
have you guys not heard of a tanuki before
>>561568909>it's all blackedlmao
>>561568112If you have to ask then maybe you don't, which is fair. >>561568290Y-you too>>561568526I haven't progressed since those days mentally...
I've heard of tanukis
My feena is so sleepy she is thinking of going back to bed
>>561569762tanuk these nuts, bitch
>>561569762No never noticed the part about the large testicles
>>561567902>this guy is still here stalkingyea I made the right choice
HELPhttps://litter.catbox.moe/izj3ue27glfuj2p6.jpg`
>>561569779it's like the biggest fetish in the gposing scene
>>561569864probably. in final fantasy xiv.
>>561567902>>561569856>check the other thread>they posted their altlmao
>>561569856you are unhealthily obsessed with me and I dont even know you, seek meds
>>561569848if you can get free sleep and not mess anything up then you should sleepor you can take a shower to wake up it works for me
>>561569864yes retard
>>561569975>projecting
>>561569762That lil fuckhead who makes me pay taxes? Yeah, hate that guy.
The Merchant's TaleA D V A N C E D2 runs? 3?
why are catboys always gay
>>561569517many ebins need to reinvent themselves
With the glam changes I can finally be EZIO AUDITORE DA FIRENZE (Forma De Malezen)
>E-couple in CC>Absolute dogshit
>>561570189have you seen catgirls these days
>>561570197But everyone knows who everyone is in alter already, they wont stick to it this time
>>561570189only piloted by gays or women
>>561570232Holy based
>>561569318This is why sunnies have no value these days...
>>561570297nobody will suspect my tall
>>561570127Can you turn into a cube like viscous from deadlock
>vaguepost>schizo fells for it
>>561570189the more I compare myself to you freaks the more I think I might actually be one of the straightest characters here
I WISH I NEVER YEARNED
>>561570454was it me
>>561568919Nanashi 2.0
>>561569158oh is it muffy's deal?Why'd he work so hard to boot wf from alter if he was going to make his own?
the autism emotion flower in endwalker is hilarious in retrospect
>>561569652raccoon dogs have big balls anon...
>>561570498Staying awake to chase a dream...
You have entered a sanctuary.You have left the sanctuary.You have entered a sanctuary.The Lavender Beds, Ward 22You obtain 47,500,000 gil.
>>561570508probably not, he would have replied a lot more mad, might even be typing up a cope post now
yearn this*turns around and farts*
>>561570710it's never me......
my moonie just tooted :3
>>561570593he's hoping wookie joins and he can romance him
My moonie is on the moon :3
>>561570429Was wondering who that new sprout was kek
i don't like the word toot i prefer fart or brap
Yearning but in like, an employed kinda way
my catboy is eating beans
>>561570861i prefer toot but my fiddie is just an ugly farter
>>561570815maybe it's actually wookie making it
Yearning to quit my employment
toot is too coy, no, we only rip ass here
>apply UV gel to nails>cure it in UV cabin>EVERYTHING BURNS
>>561570913Oh schzios are just throwing darts at the wall
My malezen yearns to get better at fantasy map creation.
My femra is now a home owner again On EU
>>561570960he was never happy with how alter turned out, where they went wrong so he's making his own with black jack and hookers
>>561570998How it feels to ignore all her red flags and every single warning bro gave me
Forgive my lalaboy, he loves moonies when he sees one he stares he means nothing by it.
>>561570432Like a gelatinous cube from DnD?I genuinely wish I could.
>>561571049Damn bitch you live like this?
my catboy is yearning for a tuna sandwich
my femra yearns for a million dollars, and also some buffalo wings with blue cheese. that would fix her
>>561571021there are tons of map programs that are all super cool
>>561562002You are literally wasting each other's time you putiful prison gay incel
>>561570593>>561570815what are you people even talking aboutit's not normal to be writing fanfiction about people like this
>>561570593>>561570815>>561570913If you get your thread enemy to join, you can keep an eye on themI do something like that with my schizo, not like he can do anything about it unless he goes around asking people>hey do you know any people in our syncshell that associate with everyone except for mebut thats schizo behavior
>>561570723>>561570943>>561570949>>561570998Hey pal, this is the Final Fantasy XIV thread. Can we please keep it pertinent to video games?
my catboy is yearning for weed and coffee
my femroe is gonna go make a couple salami sandwiches
>>561571187You're going to be SHITTING
my sunnie is yearning for someone to snuggle up against while she othergames
the salami lid
my femra's yearning for a sloppy burger and a shoulder to lean on after.
>>561571187i can smell this catboy
>>561571091There were some malera squatting when I moved in so I had to kill them and their loot (forma de eggs) spilled all over the floor, I will clean them up soon
My Hrothgal? She's like this
>>561571079does he want to feel a real live moonie
>>561571187I just so happen to have both would you like me to share?>>561571231never happens to me but I also have a good diet so taco bell doesnt fuck me up either because I eat fiber
What a shit thread
What the fuck...
>>561570673We're rich!
>>561571106buffalo wings with blue cheese sounds a little weird sis... I feel like wings should have a strong taste from the marinade and sticking another strong taste with that like blue cheese wouldn't be safe
>>561567389need a hot sweaty eb like this
>>561568909That's it, I'm fantaing to black rava+ with a fat dick
My femwa isn't looking forward to commuting tomorrow
>>561571187DUDE COFFEE LMAO
>>561571308you're part of the problem btw
>>561571347WEIRD??!?!??! THAT'S LITERALLY THE CLASSIC COMBO
>>561571187>>561571306The narcotic that you mentioned is illegal in the United States.
>>561571381hearty kek
my femra hates saucy wings.
>blue cheeseBro likes eating mold look at this nasty nigga
Hahahaha...
>>561571412IS IT I JUST BUY SOME FROM A STORE AND EAT THEM
>>561571381my catboy is like this...
my femmerzen hates eating anything with her hands
>>561571380Just drive. You know how to drive right?
the european mind cannot comprehend fine cuisine
>>561571381lol
>>561571481YEAH IF YOU GO SOMEWHERE THEY USUALLY JUST GIVE IT TO YOU, HOW HAVE YOU NOT HAD IT WITH WINGS BEFORE? EVEN IF YOU GO TO A CHAIN LIKE PIZZA HUT OR DOMINOS THE OPTION IS THERE
My malera?Caffeinated from coffee. Any coffee enjoyers here? 1/10 sip it!
This is a fun game.
>>561571539I actually don't and don't have a car
>>5615714181) You're allowed to talk about illegal drugs as much as you like.2) It's legal in most states.
>>561571578bro's crazy
>>561571418caffeine is legal
>>561570943Let's elope to a place none of us know where you will never have to work again. You can live a life of leisure, shop, travel, eat at a new place every day, whatever it is you want, where ever you want, its my treat.
>>561571650I WILL NOT BE GASLIT INTO BELIEVING THAT BLEU CHESE OF ALL THINGS IS WEIRD TO GO WITH WINGS, NOT THIS DAY
>>561571418aieeeeee police save me from this white woman
gm
>>561571638Good luck with the commute.
>>561571418Weed is legal in my state, im smoking right now as I type this post out *blows smoke in your face*
>be the world’s greatest and most popular MMO>cause millions of people to abandon their current MMO to come here>cause the world’s largest gaming company to collapse, thousands of jobs lost, billions of dollars in revenue gone>this game’s main selling point: discussing food
>>561566628diddy blud ai ki :skull:
>>561571418he could be dutch or something and then it would be legal
>>561571801Colorado?
>>561571418pretty sure that guy is EU
>>561571543They honestly think beans on toast is the greatest meal in the world.
How long until XIV pulls a Fortnite and goes full skeleton crew?
estrogenuinely sick of this general
>>561571628i typed #3
>>561571647>>561571801>You will not upload, post, discuss, request, or link to anything that violates local or United States law.
>>561571628these were me mb
>>561571241manifesting a femra EB for this femraen
>>561571737I don't wanna go to Dubai or middle east they're bombing there>>561571791My femwa deserves to be driven in a private car daily to work
What is with the netcode in this game? It feels a little slow?
>>561571823I could post Otis wearing the cheeseburger lingerie if you'd prefer that.
my sunnie is a moonie
>>561571963We could go live in thailand, I feel like you’d blend in pretty well there.
>>561572010Your sunnie is now my wife
>>561571462You have the pallate of a 3 year old, we get itI bet you don't eat vegetables either
>>561571979>Not playing in japanFilthy Gaijin.
>>561571908It is, thoughSpotted dick is also pretty good
Its weird how much easier it is to interact with someone when you know their birthsign>had a friend I couldnt figure out>learn they are a virgo>read up on virgo behavior>now they yap my ear off when before they were quiet>every day they are messaging me to say hi>almost overbearing actually
>>561571823ok but p1s
>>561571952you know too much.
A sweet soul like me was never meant to be so employed
>>561571979It’s widely considered to be the best MMO of all time and one of the best games ever. It has some of the best writing in games with a ton of permanent evergreen content. If it’s good enough for over 30 million players, it’s good enough for you.
>>561572094qrd on virgos?
>>561571909Can't say I ever heard of no At Attin.
>>561571963I wouldn't want to go there either. America, Europe, East-Asia all sound nicer
>>561571267she never says this
>>561571909it already is
so you mean to tell me, this guy failed to clear one savage fight and just got completely mindbroken by that?
>>561571979The netcode in this game is pure ass garbage cause the devs are complete retarded and didn't even think about ping differences when they first remade this shit.
>>561571963Florida suits you, specially on Spring Break.
>>561572152/pet /pet /pet /pet /pet
>>561571532she'll eat my fernenezen's muffin with hands tied behind her back then
>>561572098NTA but is P1S the most iconic savage fight ever released? Everyone keeps talking about it years after release.
>>561572094I'm Aries, how would you interact with me/what do you think I want from you?
>>561572094Libra hereeeeeeeeerreee
>>561572219we've had people mindbroken for less
>>561572154Lots of people can be plebian shitheads who don't know when they're being served dogshit
>>561571979wow hogged all the netcode
>part on a girls-only FC>tims try to sneak in basically every day and have male rage spergouts when discoveredI can't stand this game anymore oh my god
>>561560296there two femra huzz like this fr
>>561572219people have been mindbroken in here over lessKorkana & Sechen spam about DB solely because Miki complimented him
>>561572239/furrow/cry/playdead
>>561571941Discussing drugs doesn't break any laws and thus you're free to post it and post about it.The "discuss" part involves when a post or link is actively breaking the law. You are not supposed to discuss that or you break that rule.t. knower
>wipe to one (1) savage fight>melt down for years afterwards
>>561560296my EB compliments my femra's voice training every time I practice with him...
>>561572094what about pisces
>>561572079Why are you british?
Me when the Jobs weren't simplified into baby retard coma mode:>Yeah do it Yoshi P! Make them super easy! Remove all thought or effort!Me now that the Jobs are simplified baby retard coma mode:>Hmm I'm bored now, change it back!
>>561572203I know, I'm just shitpostingMy hrothgal is actually like this
>>561572094QRD GEMINI?!
what the hell is spotted dick, no i am not googling that
>>561572225See >>561572219
>>561572094I'm a gemini
>>561572158>they always try to help you with things and get mad if you dont let them or ignore them>they always remember small things especially when mad and looking for reasons to be mad at you>ghosting seems to really hit them on a different level then other people>they like to worry about everything>dont tell them you'll do something then dont do it>they are either mutes or chatterboxes depending if they like you and its night and day
>>561571306>>561570429
>>561572354/aback/cast raise/soothe/pat/embrace
>>561572464They’re making jobs easier in 8.0 because Yoshi sees gacha games as this games direct competition, please look forward to it
I am a femlala who gave a malera a footjob today
I want to see HER again...
anyone else have their physics/tiramisu break after the penumbra update
>>561572503It's like a sponge cake with raisins and currants n stuff in that is steamed
>>561572558you know better than to vaguepost, sis.
>>561572094incredible gay postI'd even go so far and say that (You)r post is the gayest fucking post in this thread!Congrats you fucking tranny
>>561571790Morning aniki~
>>561572049Huh absolutely not, only western burgers want to live at Thailand... Vietnam... Or whatever. >>561572238I have a feeling this is an insulting burger joke let me know if I'm right
>>561560296Me and THAT poster...
>>561572525this is me but I'm not a virgo......
>>561572094my sunnie is a virgo...
You're laughingI'm yearning and you're laughing
>>561572094gemini gang (i looked it up like 2 minutes ago)
>>561572525ok yeah this kinda oneshots me
>>561572596morning! /pet
>>561572591It's all its can do...
>>561572525...
>>561572602You’re wrong
>>561560998They could've been such a good artist if they didn't make scat doujins sometimes I have to be on guard for everything they post
If lyrcis are so important then how come you can't even understand what they're singing over the noise of the guitars and drums?
>>561572525>yep i will always try to help someone but I don’t get mad if people don’t want my help >yep I will remember the smallest shit from some conversation 8 months ago and bring it up>I do the ghosting usually>yeah that pisses me off and makes me pretty mad>fuck dude you hit me in the critoris with this one
>>561572464>>561572541How did P1S mindrape you this badly?
>>561572728my brother in christ i am singing a song i don't even know the language of (poorly) in my room RIGHT NOW
>>561572340I honestly don't understand why you're upset? You were explicitly told what not to do. Why are you booty bothered over it?
>>561572094Aquarius here, just to remind you about the results of the last census I ran on /xivg/ a few months back
One such plan include changes to our data center system; we can't go into the details yet, but we'll be resolving certain matters in the not-so-far future.In some ways, you could consider this to be our last major patch before we enter a new phase, where we'll be revisiting various aspects of the game to provide a new experience—a new FFXIV.We couldn't fully cover the details of certain updates and systems in this broadcast, so we'll be going over them in the next Letter LIVE. We originally considered livestreaming it from the North American Fan Festival, but felt that it'd cause mix-ups about what's coming in Patch 7.5 and the next expansion, so the next Letter LIVE will be taking place before Fan Festival in Anaheim.
>>561567595Tyty for saying so, think it tends out that way cause gposing is a fun time waster for mePleading the fifth on the spoiler
>>561572813My femra in the fourth slot.
>>561572525this applies to 99.99% of humans
>>561572839I love fan fiction
>>561572094Sorry bro but it's called the Barnum-Forer effect and the trick is to be vague and broad enough that every 50iq moron goes "holy hell that's exactly like me", like yeah dumbass shittio's do get angry and like attention cause that's every person in the worldIt's been used by scammers for centuries to trick idiots and it's where cold reading comes from
>>561571578LOOK IT'S- look, I don't go "outside" okay these things cost money and if I were to find myself in a chain I would not be caught dead ordering wings, that's for when I want to indulge in a goblin-esque feast away from prying eyes and ears at 3am in my home
>>561572273aries >very reserved until you get to know them and then they will be all over you>they are more left brained and emotional, creative >they enjoy outdoors and/or nature>have very high libido >usually are the one to be approached as opposed to the one that approaches
>>561572892you are never going to convince astrologykeks bro
>>561572558I explicitly come to balmung to make that easier...
>>561572897https://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/527095
day and night
How does a femlala hit on someone lewdly? How do I know if he'll mash my popoto? I want to experience the stuff that happens too...
>>561572979ah well
>>561573020GOOD AND EVIL THE WAR ETERNARGGHLLL
>>561572915>talking about how it helped me have a better friendship with a Virgo friend>he has to come in here and talk about how smart he is and how dumb everyone else isI hate redditor atheismkeks and what it did to this world, pseudo-intellectuals on parade
sports betting is just astrology for dudes
>>561572604could it possibly be me...
>>561573025just b confident9 out of 10 biggers already want to plap femlalas because of the tabooall it takes is a little nudge
