Olivia's Olivias Edition>NewsPoker Night remaster released: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3897800/Poker_Night_at_the_Inventory/>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>561291869
>>561591119inb4 the obsessed faggot posts xis steam group
>>561591119
This is a good OPshame the MvM update is fake
>>561591119oppailivia paizuri
3 NIGASON CART
>>561591390shupoplap
>>561591119a truly blessed op
>>561591691Oppailivia is the best thing to come out of tf2g as of late
Zesty wonFurfags lost
>>561591119this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>561591390what was even the excuse for delaying the update again?
>>561591995um... https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Olivia_Mann
>>561592079Too many people submitted and Eric didn't think he'd have to do any real work
>>561592079no excusethey just went radio silent
HOLY SHIT NEW UPDATE ON THE MVM UPDATEhttps://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=252400
>>561594028you just linked to the old post, I expected something funnier like linking to the comp post where scout's holding a dick banana1/10 do better
>>561591784Don't forget kyojiri Olivia
>>561594216That's the second best thing
Somehow manages to make the most transfurtress 2 friendly thread to date lmao
>bullied out of posting xer steam group lmao
>>561594584Both are great
>>561595578Admittedly, I like both together
>>561595775Based
Did Zesty win yet?
>>561562341>Emporium faggots throw each other under the bus in the End of the Line update>Valve stops doing community updates because of this>Valve decides to give community updates another chance>Emporium faggots throw each other under the bus in the Offshore updateYou never win with these dysfunctional fools.
>>561596578>Emporium faggots throw each other under the bus in the End of the Line updateIt was the Invasion update, not End of the Line
>>561596578holy brap
>>561595775shortstack fuckmeat olivia
>>561596749>The Ronin and BANG! just fucking stealing from the Emp*riumBeyond fucking BASEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJApc2T54_o
>>561594804many are saying this
>>561598004They WERE part of the Emporium, they wanted to leech money off everyone else for doing nothing more than "organizing" the update, there was no based party here. Just trannies infighting amongst themselves.Also Valve did step in and fix the percents, which annoyed them so much they just outright stopped the idea of community updates dooming us to the cosmetic only hell we've been in for a decade.
We are the EmporiumWe carry updatesWe'll fight for Eric's gibsWe won't honor the game
>>561598979But all the community updates were cosmetic only anyway...
>>561599982>allOnly Robotic Boogaloo was, Invasion and EotL had maps and weapons. Even if the weapons were reskins they won't even let us have that anymore. Capper and Shooting Star were based. And having all the maps more or less be the same quality was better than the hodgepodge of "whatever we can find" nowadays
>>561600598Those weapons were cosmetic reskins and we get maps in every update anyway
>>561600715Bro it's like you didn't even read my post
>>561595775Although this pic is hot, I feel like each should be separated.if you fuse both oppai + kyojiri she practically stops being a loli
http://adl.org/online-gaming-leaderboardThis could be TF2's first mainstream competitive scene if we play our cards right.
>>561601141wrong
>>561601141She still is, she just became a shortstack loli which is based
>>561601768well, as long as we get more of both it's fair game I guess.
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>561601524you now remember slurs.tf
>>561606093you now remember it's shutting down for real this time
slow thread today
>>561604379>>561610702Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>561610702everyone is all gooned out
>>561611460this but also shupos yordles and olivia>>561612319I'm not
>>561612913but will you be?
>>561613995no, never
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw7dCIz9moE>Kylul>Setry>AudreyYup, this is 100% getting added in the summer update!
>>561614219damn
>>561611460This butt also Zhao
Is there still a point in talking about MVM rewards or has the ship officially sailed?
>>561617542It's pretty clear they had no idea how the MvM was going to work so I don't know if you should expect any new rewards at all
>>561617893nta but valve isn't retarded to skip on easy aussie bucksalso sexo with sentrybuster
TF2 needs this character archetype
>>561618793Olivia pre timeskip kinda
>>561618793mating press
>>561618656Yes, but we're in the era of Valve thinking "why put in more effort when the bare minimum still makes some money," and when asked about it Eric said they didn't have any plans for new rewards. So we'll see
>>561600475https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFfybn_W8Ak
eh
How were the frags today, anon?
>>561626314i spent time outside insteadnot like working or exercising or anything, but it was nice
>>561626314good, but not as good as cumming inside miku
>>561626314Pretty good but never finished one
>One of the dudes with an arcana crone dome shows up in a casual room>Medigun named get that nigga>Isn't even that good of a player
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw7dCIz9moEtauntslop or tauntgem?
He's so perfect bros
>>561628339Slop, they based it off a camera that didn't exist until the late 70's/80's instead of one of the polaroid models that DID exist in the 60's, and the style of selfie they're doing also didn't pick up until those same later models came out. Of course the argument is it wouldn't be the first time something in TF2 was anachronistic, but generally when it comes to consumer goods and not spytech they've kept consistent with things that were available in the 60's.
dont apple products canonically exist in tf2you knowduring the golden age before comp
>>561630154No, promotional items are not considered canon
>>561628339really should just be a regular taunt and not a partner thing
only team fortress classified is canon
tf2c stands for tf2 cum in my pants because i saw yordles
>>561631056true
>>561631056trvke
>>561631802cerberus is so cuteim glad theres actually kind of a lot of nonhorny fanart
>>561631056many are saying this
>>561633895poppy intramammary ejaculation
>>561637402uoh
>>561637402>/tf2g/ will defend this
>>561637402(voice) RED: AWOOOOOOOOGAAAAAA
>>561637402HELP ME CAPTURE
extremely illegal poppy (midgets aren't allowed to play baseball)
>>561641361she's also not flat nor would she play for baltimore
>>561643826fempyro plap
mimiga sexo
>>561646981snowshoe?
>POV: your front door 5 seconds after a Golden Pan drop
>>561652701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>561591119https://files.catbox.moe/ibi2ih.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/sptdm9.png
>>561659423Another excellent piece of work
>>561660158dont worry, kyojiri lolis have the utmost place in my heart
>>561659423B A S E DASED>>561660158stop stirring shit up, both are good
>>561659423
>>561659423>>561660158
alright /tf2g/, how do i pull this out consistently? it's pretty fun to pull off especially on unsuspecting snipers or steamrolls
>>561666448I thought they patched those exploits.
dead gamedead general >>561633675Yeah I appreciate the SFW stuff a lot too. Sometimes I just donβt want to fry my brain
gimme good soldier loadout ideas
>>561674812black box, conch, escape plan
>>561674812Direct shit, reserve shooter, nigger whip.
>>561674812zhao pronebone
>>561659423my PENIS
>>561674812conch combo + gardener or beggars + crit banner
Why is every game full of vaccinators now?
Trying to learn how to love Vanilla because even with all the HRT dudes I still don't want to leave TF2C.
>>561679234sniper
Direct hit is one of those weapons that never should've been added. Like the wrangler and mad milk
>>561628339A camera taunt works best as a taunt mocking the guy you killed in the killcam, it's already been donehttps://youtu.be/UYh0xQeNjGA
>>561674812stock rocket launcherstock gunboatsstock escape plan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEb6uN3---o>new Uncool Dane video dropped>he's rapping, talking about racism and fetishesI think Dane is throwing away his family-friendly façade and becoming more chud coded.
thoughts on the rejuvenator?
thoughts on the ejaculator?
sex with yordles
sex with zhao
sex with me (gay)
sex with lucy
>>561686524he was never family friendlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCa7Qa9NEbQ
>>561686524>playing with someone with the most stereotypical troon voice imaginableI don't think so
>Prop Hunt>Gun Game>Freeze Tag>Randomizer>VIP*YOU ARE HERE*>Rush>VIPR
olivia paizuri
>>561683367Razorback is the first.
>>561689194You can call me... the Slopster
>>561659423BASED as fuck>>561660158shut up and speak for yourself faggot
I will be voting "No Thanks/Not Interested" on this year's slop gamemodes once they drop
>>561692638sex
>>561692638It's too late, they already have a deal with Valve.
>>561659423Good shit as always
>>561693679me on the bottom
>>561693679If it didn't work for prop hunt, it won't work now
>>561694804fempyro plap
>>561694928many are saying this
hmmm fempyro but without the mask or gloves or suit
>>561695450>without the... gloves or suitbased>without the maskcringe
I got really sick of tf2c. I just wish vanilla tf2 has active good community servers.
>5 days in a row that tf2c hasn't reached 1k playersxisters...our mod is on the decline...
letβs go practice medicine
>>561699217The only way to save TF2C is to add the Femscout class.
the funny in tf2: conga time!the funny in tf2c: BRICK
TF2C -> TittyFuck2Completion
>>561699217should've thought policed even harder
>>561700965zhaoplap
>>561700179I would play this
a basedjak just won the betting sitecool
>>561701425I would but only if it has oppaiyordles, oppailivia, oppaishupos, or oppaizhao
>>561701594imagine..............
>>561701594>oppai yordlesaren't they oppai by default?
>>561701769nuh uhthey are flat as a board in-game
>>561701851I meant in fanart
Heavy doesn't require a Medic more than any other class.
>>561683367You mean the Original.
>>561702106ok well then yeah, at least for the most part. Mainly Poppy and Vex. They are very often depicted with big melons. Trist and Lulu can go either way
>>561702141correct, because heavy and medic have a very healthy romantic relationship built on active desire for each other, and not on relying solely on their partner
>>561701594>>561701851>>561702106>>561702295breeding with yordles
>>561702295Trist and Lulu work well flat, sometimes even Vex too. Poppy should always have big poppys though.
>>561700965Sex
So how come nobody's ever tried Zombie Infection in those 100 player servers? Doing that on Aslyum or Atoll would actually be pretty damn fun.
Heavy should have the estus flask from Dark Souls. It heals only 50 HP but you can heal with it much more quickly than the sando.
>>561702626>Poppy should always have big poppys though.trvke
>>561703440tf is this shit twitter shit
>>561702141Heavy without medic feels like shit.
guh...
/tf2g/ if she real
>>561705617seggs
>>561705617muh dick
>>561703529it's cute
>>561705617holy fucking plapmeat
canonically, how does it FEEL to get healed by the medi-gun?
>>561707728salty milk and pennies
>>561707728Heavy is fine having his torso exposed but still feels pain when Medic rips his rib outSo uhh...
>>561707728it feels good, everybody starts smiling when they get healed in meet the medicprobably get a sense of euphoria
>>561707728Perpetual edging feel that one would gain from clapping Zhao
>>561709396>every merc forcibly ejaculates the moment they are ubered
>>561709396bunny cnuuy
medic is not an Γ³wΓ² softboy; medic is fucking insane, man; medic would cut you up into a dozen pieces whilst keeping you alive (and awake) just for fun; medic is a FUCKING PSYCHOPATH
>>561710125uwu boys and the like are insane though:3
>headshot with pissgun >"nice body shot"
huo-long heater* < brass beast** < natascha*** < tomislav**** < stock*say goodbye to your ammo, lol; maybe if spies couldnβt jump over the ring of fire, itβd have some niche use**only good for gluing yourself to the payload and turning the game into an on-rails shooter***very situational, but at least it has some niche use cases****supposedly the best minigun ever, but really there are situations where youβll benefit from stockβs higher effective dps
>>561710283LOL that guy was so dumb, sister
>Join a payload match>Other team has a demo main with a kritzkrieg pocket medic>Go machina sniper>The pair do a kritzkrieg push>Kill the medic the second he pops uber>Demo instantly gets annihilated by the rest of my team>Repeat for around 7-8 minuets>Demo raging in chat by the end of the matchDemo is objectively the best class to pocket but my god these modern day demo mains literally can't play the game without a pocket medic up their ass 24/7No medic and they just fold instantly
>>561711798why do you call everyone sister
quick-fix* < kritzkreig** < vaccinator*** = stock*everything that once made this weapon special (minus explosive jumping, i guess) was taken away from it, leaving it an empty husk of a medi-gun that only provides niche use cases**undoubtably the funnest medi-gun, but far from universally applicable for all situations; when everything lines up for it, however, it shines as one of the best weapons in the game***on the right map and in the right hands, this weapon is good to the point of being overpowered; any other time, however, and itβs rather middling, hence its coequalness with stock
>>561712857he's trans
>>561712981trans people don't call everyone sisteronly people obsessed with trannies do
>>561712857>>561712981>>561713045Ladies relax its not that deep
>>561713446>its not that deepyour obsession with trannies is, yes
People wanting to remove the sniper because he's unballanced and ruins the game are wrong. We also need to remove the Spy because he can go invisible (like seriously wtf, next thing you know he can noclip) then remove the Medic (he can literally give anyone god mode).These 3 classes make the game unballanced and unfun.
>>561713632lol look at yourself
>>561713665Sniper needs to be reworked not removed, he's just powercrept because of hardware becoming so cheap and powerful you can basically hardcare with a point and click insta kill adventure with ease; when he was designed 30fps with bad internet was the norm.
The new Shounic video proved once again that Sniper and Engineer are the main problem childs of balancing.
I swear people complaining about sniper must be those mfs who stand still or move in a straight line in the open. Yeah no shit he's gonna headshot you every single time. Use your brain.
>>561713665>remove the Medic (he can literally give anyone god mode)this but unironically
>>561713921No retard this isnt why sniper is broken
>>561714018Why then? Because he's got a huge health pool of 125 and can tank 3 crockets?
>>561713665well the whole game was designed around medicβs ubercharge and not someone putting 10k hours into sniper
>>561714114Playing dense doesn't change the fact that he can instantly kill the more than half the cast in a fraction of a second. Like i stated before, he's strong because the setup to pay off ratio is heavily skewed now that hardware has made it even easier to achieve that pay off. Again if he where nerfed to give more time to react to his bullshit scenarios I'd be content. Have a nice day.
>>561713665Anyone who seriously suggests removing a class should not be taken seriously
there is not a type of sniper that makes the game funnerbad snipers on your team waste a slotgood snipers make the game unfun for everyone on the other teamthe other issue is that sniper has both the lowest skill floor and highest skill ceiling of any class, and is the easiest to pick up if youβre new to tf2 but not shooters in general, meaning that players of all skill level are disproportionately incentivized to play sniper over the other eight classes (all of whom being mechanically more interesting than sniperβyes, even heavy and pyro)
>>561715165Its just this, the damn class is both unfun to play with or against; He's either useless or too rewarding
https://youtu.be/--oWc1QCXUI
Phew, good thing Sniper is actually from New Zealand...
>canadian of the southern hemisphere
why is sniper so boringlike the railgun in q3 is fucking awesome, it's not like it's impossible to make a fun hitscan weapon
Buff sniper's Machina by giving it 190 or 200 bodyshot damage.
How is b4nny doing?
What is b4nny eating?
>>561716921One of the main reasons that I like Q3 a lot more than UT99 is because it has the exact same problem as TF2 where they decided that having a nonsense headshot hitscan sniper rifle was a good idea, and surprise surprise it was really unfun and overpowered to fight back then too, 8 years before TF2 existed. Q3 is better because it has no snipers, and the railgun is like if a sniper rifle was actually fun to play against and had similar design sensibilities to other fast-moving burst-damage plays. The TF2 devs clearly tried to make the huntsman as a railgun-adjacent weapon and they failed in doing so.
>>561717576uncharged btw
make the machina deal 65 self-damage on every full charge bodyshot
>>561710283>kill someone with a mini-crit>"random crits are fair and balanced"
He's so perfect bros...
>>561718914>t.
>>561718914wtf is this shit!rtv!nominate sniper
>me when i saug your blut
Would Heavy benefit from a dedicated lunchbox slot?
>>561717997It's funny how despite the fact that the huntsmans is objectively broken, bizzarre retarded bullshit & everyone knows and agrees on that, stock is so much worse it just tends to get a pass in most peoples mind, if not respecting the few that can wield it consistently
>>561722221No.
>>561722221Yes, and I would benefit a lot from having sex with Zhao right now
What if the Heavy could eat his own shotgun and gain shotgun powers
>>561723000So the Ultrakill Knucklebuster
>>561723041plap with Honey
>>561723145you're gonna get all sticky doing that
>>561723258not my problem
>>561722221>>561723041>>561723258need baby making sex with zhao and honey
>>561722221Zhao does NOT have all that
>>561725876she does after I made her a mommy
>>561722221>bottomless
why does stickybomb launcher have 8 stickies1 is too little, more than 3 is overkilljust make one big chargeable sticky that can oneshot if it's charged enough
>>561730986demo should have a one-sticky grenade launcher that ASPLODES 50000000 hammer units and makes a loud noise like getting 5 penetrations with the machina
So, how large is your maps folder? Mine is just little over 10gb.
fempyro should have big boobies that she lets me have sex with
>community in its death throes gets overrun with furry tourists ERPingMany such cases. Sad, genuinely.
>>561731856never checked it before this postsex with voir
>>561731856egg making sex with gardevoir >>561731972many are saying this
>>561725876but she should
>>561731972
How were the frags tonight, anon?
>>561733727excellent, I finally fragged hard after days of teasing myself about it
>>561733651>>561733727fempyro and migu plap
>>561733516perhaps
>>561733727ive mostly been downloading mods for fallout new vegas
>>561733651>>561733727>>561733979baby making sex with fempyro, miku, and zhao
>>561733727ive mostly been gooning to mini-gts yorha 2b
583 dpm...
>>561736267that's a lot of deaths per minute
>>561736668erm. when I die it's not a death it's actually called a "play". It should be called plays per minuteroamer life forever
good night <3
>dicking around on an achievement server>new player needs help with achievement>obvious new player>I offer to help>he says it has to be on cp_foundry>add him and invite him to a private cp_foundry>managed to teach him how to use voice commands and how Overtime works>spend an hour helping him get achievements to get the Head Full Of Steam hat>He gets the hat>hes super happy>I tell him if he wants all the achievement items, he can use Steam Achievement Manager>I tell him he needs to make sure tf2 is not open otherwise a ban may occur>he tries it out>a little while later>he comes back saying he got to work and got everything>hes super happy again and thanks meI WILL not let this game die. I WILL help new players and have the next generation enjoy the game. It costs nothing to make someone's day.
>>561742939when's the wedding?
shupo status?
>>561744279plapped
yordle oliviahow would it work?
>>561747306basically just this>>561595775but with yordle ears
How funny would it be if the MvM update released on July 7th and it made the game unplayable again
the mvm update will not release until the playerbase gets girlfriends
>>561749851Valve would have to mail every player a fempyro gf for that to happen
>>561733979I wish I had a Zhao gf
>>561750562I hope they bring me one with extra big tits
>>561741249goodnight, plap tight
>people on soldier, heavy, pyro, but they can't just kill the spieswhy are they all like this
>>561674812>LL, Bison, EqualizerAir juggle with LL then flick shot them mid-air with bison.>>561712971>QFYou can somewhat negate the impact of stock invulnerability whenever you trade deployed Ubers. Grab Vita-saw and get to work. Also latching on the pocket mechanic is fun.
>>561674812Soldier only has one loadout. Stock, Gunboats and Escape Plan.Otherwise you're just playing as TEMU demoman.
>>561761313Nice dubs but I you're underestimating how effective you can be with a shotgun as Soldier and overestimating the importance of movement on most maps.
morning!
>>561765491Dawn marriage
Who else up pokering they night rn
>>561747306basically >>561595775but filled with my cum
A full moon is coming up! What will you be wearing?
>>561744279fragging
Why is the Loose Cannon so hard to use bros
>>561769770But it's the easiest grenade launcher to use
valve really took one look at the soldier and went>letβs give him every weapon we can think of
>>561770372To airburst, sure, but I feel like Double Donking is way harder because people expect it and strafe sideways
Looking at Valve being completely incompetent at balancing Deadlock, I think it's actually a good thing they don't touch TF2's gameplay anymoreImagine how raped this game would be if every week we got>HOTFIX BALANCE PATCH #947275>Soldier default rocket splash radius doubled>Scout airstrafe control reduced>Engie now regenerates 1 metal per second>The Demoman buff from last patch that gave him 200 HP has proven to be too good. We are now nerfing him to 150 HP
>>561771569I think Eric Smith knows how to balance the game properly, but somebody like joshie or jill.... well... they would completely fuck up the game.
tf2 is so old, broshttps://youtu.be/FFZgJdbqNIw
>>561742939keep up the good work anon
least schizo medic main
dead gamedead general
alive gamealive general
>>561779723sex with konata gamesex with konata general
Zesty's going to drop his truke any second now and there will be massive seething
>>561779723TELL HER SISTER, LET HER KNOW!!
>>561781828https://youtu.be/NNiTxUEnmKI
>>561781828Last time he called his upcoming video a nuke nothing really happened
>>561784385is that...
>>561784385That's because casualtards saw a 4 hour video and just ignored itThis TRVKE will get straight to the point
>>561784385Really, because I've seen even Redditors turning against Crapsual ever since it released.He played the long game, essentially creating a Quickplay/Casual timeline encyclopedia in video form you can always cite whenever you want to make a pro-Quickplay argument.
>>561789634Not to shit on him but why did the community need a 4 hour video to realize something we already understood since MyM was a thing?
>>561790671>we already understood since MyM was a thing?Half the people who understood have left this game behind a long time ago, and new blood just does not know any better.But a four-hour video is too much, I agree.
>>561790671Because many players now started playing after MYM so they don't know the full story, it's easy for them to be misguided and make wrong assumptions about quickplayThe 4 hour movie was to cover every base to avoid any misconceptions
>>561789634>>561790565Oh, did he call that a nuke too? I was talking about his bot video being a "market nuke"
>>561789634>get straight to the point>"MYM WAS BAD AND VALVE SHOULD BRING BACK QUICKPLAY">they don't>nothing happens>repeat until next TRVKE
>Demoman thinks its an easy heavy kill until I pull out the shotgunBetter hit those direct pipes faggot
the sandman is good, actually
Blud thinks it's 2016
>slurs.tf is coming back soon
>>561793565solarxisters...
>>561793178...in bizzarro world, that is.
>>561793178>no stun>-15 hpnah
>>561793565fake newssolarlight never said a slurand if he did, it was only once and out of contextand if it wasn't, well then he's grown and changedand if he hasn't, well then he's sorry you feel that way
When is SolarLight gonna release the Base Jumper video? My direct hit and reserve shooter are practically twitching at the thought of all the impressionable noobs that are about to get what's coming to them.
>>561794338he's taking a "break" yet again because people owned him on leddit after he lied through his teeth by claiming people were attacking him for one out-of-context message when it was 11 instances of the nigger word plus like 150 of the faggot wordhe thought he could get away with it because the website was not up anymore, like people hadn't taken any screencaps of the messages or something
Least gay SolarLight hater btw
Don't Join Team RED was cool for the first few episodes but like every other online horror thing has too many OCs and lore-shit now. Like a more autistic version of Serverblight.
>>561765491dawn breeding and marriage >>561779723>>561784385>>561794007baby making sex with konata, gwen, and vex
how do I get better at medic?
>>561798475don't die
>>561800531no can do
BUZZ LOOK THE MVM UPDATE
>>561798475Ask yourself βWhat would Blessed Viva do in this situation?β before making a commitment
>>561800659>watch gore and snuff videos on his phoneI don't think that's healthy advice anon.
>>561798475get better teammates and watch out for Snipers and sneaky baguettes
>>561798475>how do I get better at medic?dont skip your meds sis!
>>561800607holy sex
Mr. Heavy Weapons Guy, take down that sentry nest
>>561795770i'm so tired of retards turning any interesting horror ideas into "DUDE what if skibidi toilet gman popped out and had an epic fight with serverblight and sonic.exe in TF2 backrooms level 1000?"
Should I sell my duck journal for keys and gamble on my crates for unusuals?
>>561806324>interesting horror ideasare you a 14 year old girl?horror is a dead end of a "genre"
>>561808517never gamble
Teleporting bread
>moderator of a european TF2 community>hold collab event with american community>invite one of their admins to our discord's staff team as courtesy>he never says anything in our discord EXCEPT randomly bringing up people with "offensive names" in our TF2 server expecting us to ban them (not even n-word stuff, way tamer shit)why are americans like this? literally no one in our EU staff does this
>>561810534>discorddo normal people in europe use discord?100% of american discord users are psychos
>>561810804discord has displaced both IRC and mumble/teamspeak so yeah tons of normal gamers use discord
>>561810119teleporting my cum into meowscarada
>>561806324Too many kids have been raised on bad creepypasta like sonic.exe and squidward's suicide which were mocked and laughed at when they were new for being too silly and tropey but now think that's the peak of horror
>>561795770>serverblightwhat is this autistic thing? I hear this serverblight shit way too often. qrd?
>>561813803Zoomers that didn't grow up with old games now find old games creepy and with the help of bad creepypastas like>>561812304now go "dude what if there was a server that was running for years with no players and the server's haunted"That's it, it's just "empty server but it's le rotting and there's a heckin' monster in it"I've seen some attempts at people making that shit into mods / fangames and it's impossible to take seriously when TF2 is such a silly game, they got Spy doing his snort laugh and whistling and he's supposed to be scary?? I recently saw the same thing with "haunted Gmod" and I can't take a fucking Kleiner monster seriously eitherhttps://youtu.be/lIfIqUsR-YM?t=4175
>>561814683wow that's the lamest shit I've ever heard. Grim.
fyi zesty still lurks here as he used this exact image >>561543953 for today's stream
>>561813803tf2 SFM ARGI quite like it but people here think it's redditearlier episodes were pretty good now it's just outstaying its welcome imo
>these are the maps the comp guys are playing, from highest to lowest skill levelthoughts?
>>561818243bleak
>>561816561He could even have published this image on 4chan himself
reminder comp guys had no say on valve's casual MM and didnt even know it was going to happenreminder comp guys were fooled into thinking valve would put effort into the comp gamemodereminder comp guys were invited to a comp MM beta and valve (Jill) just decided to ignore all their feedback and release the mode exactly as it was during betareminder comp guys suffered through months of unchecked cheating from randos in comp MMreminder comp guys completelly abandoned valve's comp mode within weeks and went back to their own institutions and private platforms on 3rd party sites running off their dedicated server and crowdfunded server hosting sitesreminder it took years for pubbers to complain about casual and start doing the "bring back quickplay" movementreminder that not even half of those pubbers are actually helping build the infrastructure for community servers back up or even participating on community-ran serversjust sayin, i dislike casual too but you gotta be keen and support the alternative rather than waste all your energies in ragebait youtube videos and rants online
reminder fridge on mid was inside job
>>561818243Where is ctf_turbine?
>>561818837in 2010 where it belongs
>>561818243Comp players sure do love CP!
>>561818243Too much cp.
>>561818990we have two koth maps nowthats twice as many as we used to have for most of comp history
what it sounds like to hit a scorch shot hit w/ dings turned onhttps://youtu.be/GadL-6wpp3U
>>561818243>granary instead of snakewaterthis is woke
subbase is alright. I didn't like it that much when I played it but I'd be willing to give it another shot. It definitely has real potentialproduct/bagel my beloved. clearcut/bagel is just not the sameprocess sunshine gully will always be played every season no surprise theremetalworks my belovedgranary my belovedfinal rating: no prolands/10
3 revenge crits. Doc?
>>561818243Granary and Metalworks are good. Product, which I assume is Viaduct, is acceptable. Everything else is bland, and I don't know what Bagel or Subbase are.
>>561823335subbase is a mixture between gullywash last + granary mid. bagel is the original version of the halloween map cauldron (pic related)
>>561823335feetshit is cringe
>>561818960>U MAD, ENGIE?
slow day today
C L I N I C A L T R I A L
>>561827937post more honey, helltaker, or meowscarada boobies then
>>561828797i think im gonna post more of the dinosaur instead
>>561827937not enough olivia, yordle and zhao pics
>>561829392that's a dinosaur? I thought it was a weird sink faucet
>>561828797>>561829467also fempyro
Won my game of deadlock and now I'm in the mood to frag. Which class should I pick?
>>561798475Know:>how much Uber can you AND enemy Medic can progress per second.>who and which class to prioritize when healing and deploying Uber.>what is critical healingLearn:>which Medigun fits which situation and how soon can you trade Ubers with enemy Medic>which Medigun beat or negate the other in a rock, paper, scissor game when you trade deploy Ubers>which melee weapon support which Medigun in this small mind game >when to heal specific targets like EP Soldier, Scratch Pyro or Basher Scout for the purpose of building Uber>where the sniper sightline and potential Sentry nests are to avoid>where the health packs are for not relying on staring at the backside of a Heavy for a SandwichPractice:>how to surf damage with crouch jumps so you can utilize Overdose better later>how to aim Crossbow with good accuracy by leading the shot>how can you chain for critical heals by stalling with Amputator taunts>counting enemy shots so you'd know when to stand further for evading splash>budge around or check back twice after taking cover so you'd bump on or catch an approaching Spy>how can you avoid sniper fire by protecting your head, looking upward crouched or nothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr0nNZwAATM
>>561828797have some blaziken
>>561833375paizuri >>561833801thank you egg making sex with blaziken
If Ubersaw didnt exist what melee would (you) use on Medic insteadFor me its the Amputator
>>561835270also amputator because the healing taunt is useful in some instances
How were your Saturday night frags, anon?
>>561835768good but not as good as dumping loads inside miku
>>561835768
>>561830069yeah. she's funny looking but that's why i like her
>>561835768>wereI'm still fragging.
>>561835768i fragged with the sandmanheavily underrated
>>561833379Forgot to mention:Learn:>how to bait and evade projectile shots by reacting to the firing sound; stagger jump mid-air for grenades, diagonal moves for rockets>>561835270Vita-saw because I use Overdose more than Crossbow lately.
>>561835270I already use the solemn vow more often than the ubersaw anyway.
>>561835270I already use the Amputator over everything else.
>>561840018>solemn vowwhy? not shitposting, i just cant imagine why
>>561843389competitively, information is valuablein pubs it lets you know when you can safely go in for le funni battle medic kills
>>561843389pairs nicely with the crossbow
>>561836241propane tank lookin ass
>>561848080>Burly Beast userTroon-coded
>>561848510hey man, he might just be regular gay
im just a fraggy fellow
>>561850602more like faggy, LOL
make my penis bigger
tf3 status?
tf2 killed tf3true story
>>561856454as unlikely as vex becoming real
>pocket soldier>uber him>he immediately rocket jumps out of my medigun range and dies>kritz him>he wastes 80% of the uber tunnel visioning one (1) fucking player and doesn't notice that im getting raped by scouts behind him>survive long enough to build 95% uber while shitting out heals, surfing explosions, paying mind to all the potential spy decloak spots and sniper angles>drop uber to a random crit spam rocket that i had no time to react to >queue new match>puts me in a steamroll match on the losing team because the odds are inclined to put you into losing teams because people leave the second they begin losing I FUCKING HATE THIS NIGGER GAME. FUCK THIS FAGGOT GAME. FUCK THIS FAGGOT GAMEI HATE THIS FUCKING NIGGER GAMEI HATE THIS FUCKING NIGGER GAMEI HATE THIS FUCKING NIGGER GAMEI HATE THIS FUCKING NIGGER GAMEFUCK YOU YOU FUCKING NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>561860894it's your fault for picking the support class
>>561860894>he immediately rocket jumps out of my medigun range and diesThis is where 90% of Medics stop healing the same guy.
this might seem like an exaggeration for what amounts to messing with video games, but i wish the government would drag cheaters out of their homes and shoot them dead in the streets
What makes me a good Demoman?If I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn't be having this Professional Killstreak Australium Stickybomb Launcher with 100.000 kills now, would I?!
>>561860894Lol what a legend, I love doing shit like this to medics. Only faggots who care about winning/losing play med in pubs and they 100% deserve to be fucked with.
>>561860894Most medic players deserve suffering, boring class which only makes the game aids by pocketing one good player and denying kills
if you donβt like the medic then tf2 isnβt for youit is objectively the case that robin walker designed the entire game around the medicβs ubercharge, so if you think that medics are βtrying too hard,β then youβre a pussy bitch thatβs sucks at the game and is coping about it
>>561850602based
i can't get enough of the :3 face in this game. every time someone has a :3 in their username or someone does a :3 in chat i get really excited and horny. i want to have sex with people who use the :3 face. i love when they have cute profile pictures. i am being completely honest. i want to grab and squeeze them and impregnate them. it is seriously distracting
:3
>>561869005Dude don't do this I'm going to find you
>>561869382*spreads ass* :3
MvM update tomorrow
>>561869616i know what you are
>>561869956what are you, president of his fanclub?
Surely, this time.
>>561870237holy plap, Batman!
>>5618702372 weeks until the MvM update comes out
>>561870390maybee
>>561870237>>561870390AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>561869460why can't i fuck
>>561870390>cowprinted shupokini
>>561871695Cream the Rabbit
>>561871695I want to cream the rabbit
I see that this place has (unofficially) turned people in loliconsAwesome
>>561874808>turned
>>561874808I think the furry epidemic is the more recent thing
I l want to have sex with retards that use the :3 face and type only in lowercase
that's me... :3
>>561875505YES YES YES YES YES YES
>>561875446no you dont :3
>>561875317honey, zhao, cream and meowscarada did irreparable damage to this general
we need more cowkinisfempyro, olivia, yordles, zhao, cream, honey. all of them need to be in a cowkini
>>561876314
>>561876314this, I need Yordle milkies
https://files.catbox.moe/ig03ny.pngYeahI think I should make this my TF2 spray, actually
>>561877629guh
>>561875317Furries or lolis ir makes mo difference to me
is spy a crow, a snake, or a fox?
>>561877629poppy's poppys....
>>561875505>>561875827sex please
>>561877972Crow seems cooler but he's a snake according to Demo.
>>561716921>why is sniper so boringThey made the Razorback so now out of the three classes that "stay out of the fight," Sniper doesn't have to interact with any of those classes either.
>>561876314this sisters we need to make this place our own personal discord to talk about porn instead of team fortress 2!
>>561881587extremely based
>>561882623This place is largely abandoned, what's left are sad people clinging onto all they know
>>561882862
>>561886476damn brat!!!
>>561884296that's sad but true
>>561878924please respond i need to love and protect a :3 user
are there any good fanfics? nothing weird pls
here's a schematic for you: my ass!
>>561895137I've missed you Lucy
Zhao, Cream, and Lucy threesome at Dustbowl
>>561895137does her bunny ass really needs to be that fat
>>561870237me on the left>>561870390>>561877629milking shupos and poppy>>561875317>>561895137baby making sex with honey and lucy
/tf2g/ - bnuuy general
>>561899418and yordles shupos mobians and fempyros general
>>561659423>>561591119I didn't know you guys were based like thisI might have to hang around here and do some deliveries A kyojiri Olivia perhaps?
>>561899738I'm here for the oppais so if you did an oppailivia I'd appreciate itmaybe oppailivia getting her fat tits milked
>>561899738>kyojiri Olivia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq_Fm7qfRQk
do you guys use immoral weapons when playing?
>>561877629>my art on the tf2 generalWhat.Wait a second, what's even going on in here? haha
moral classes:>soldier>demoman>heavy>engineer>medicimmoral classes:>scout>pyro>sniper>spymaining an immoral class is a sign of low moral character and a profound degradation of the souljudgement will not be kind to immoral mainers
>>561900305ANON
>>561900305WOA
>>561900305GAWD DAWNM
>>561821856havent tried subbase yet but the feedback i got from pugs is that its dogshit, and from your video it looks like an obscure beta comp map from 2010 or something loli wanna try it regardless and see for myself>no prolandszoomers/alpha have no taste... all they know is "forget to cap spire" and "why is last so small"
>>561900078define "immoral" weapon>>561900539define "immoral" class
>>561823335koth_bagel is already in the game in halloween form with Cauldron Bagel and cp_sultry are some of the best maps to come out of comp in the past 10 years, they deserve to be in the game more than 99% of the slop maps they've been adding in the past few yearshttps://tf2maps.net/downloads/cp_sultry.11328/
>>561900305
>>561900468You make good art
>>561900468i think you should draw olivia, yordlebrothink about it
>>561900305my fucking diiiiick>>561900468we love yordles now
>>561901929>now
>>561902354now as in they used to not be posted in the thread obviously every true tf2ger always fapped to yordles
>>561900305worshipping poppy's poppies
>>561876314>fempyro needs to be in a cowkiniYeah.
>>561903285milking and breeding fempyro
>>561850602homing missile ahh hud
bring me back to the days of joe biden when we were discovering over a hundred genders every year
iron wood iron bomber looks so fucking good
Snipey Joe
When are they gonna ban the TF2 idle bots?Also, ban the entirety of the TF2 Emporium while you're at it
>switch off any class to any class>"rage <class> lmao" do zoomers think you are supposed to just play one guy forever no matter what the situation is
>>561904502>ban the entirety of the TF2 EmporiumYou want this game to DIE?
vro...
>>561904648yeah
>>561901127>define "immoral" weaponsoldier>define "immoral" classsoldier
>>561901127>immoral weaponone thatβs disproportionately effective compared to the effort required to use it>immoral classone that encourages dishonest combat techniques
>>561686524>vore tranny immediately starts coming onto him when he puts on a voice to sound like a childit writes itself>>561722221yes, also i would benefit from a bnuuygirl in my dedicated cockwarmer slot>>561742939i hope all those achievement items didn't fill up his f2p backpackalso part of the fun of tf2 is getting achievements for items like the horseman's metal scrap, or even just unlock weapons so you learn how to play the classes w/o them, so you kinda robbed him in the long term...>>561757004>not my problem>>561810534give an example of one of the namesit doesn't need to be the exact name, just in the same ballpark>>561838759explain
>>561905902>explainno, i don't think i will
>>561901127>define "immoral" weaponmy dick>define "immoral" classfempyro
>>561686524>he's stilly copying b4nny mannerisms in 2026You aren't him lil bro, get over it.
>>561900468/ssg/ and /tf2g/ are secret allies
>>561901142bagel is aids, it's one big room in the center with minimal cover that a single team can easily hold once they gain control of it because there's only two chokepointed lanes to watch
>>561900468what made you want to check tf2g anyway
>>561904587unironically yes, they think everyone plays a main and they don't understand the concept of variety. I got called a rage heavy for going fatscout
>>561904502>csgoteamfeedbackkek how old is this
>>561906823Saw the OP and the title and got really confused so I checked it out. Imagine my surprise.
>>561906385pls? :(
>>561907014>>csgoteamfeedback>kek how old is thislike 2 days oldthey can't be asked to update the email adress
>>561722221why does heavy need to choose between a shotgun or his literal god tier healing item again? what logic does that make?Additionally, I would like to breed and fill zhao repeatedly with my human sperm.
>>561907640I assume because he was not designed with a pda slot in mind, like engi or spy
the original sandvich (120 hp, no cooldown, no dropping) should have always been heavy's slot4, and it should have never gotten sidegrades
Bagel is excellent because it changed the way people view KOTH. No gamemode will likely ever be as respected as 5CP, but KOTH made an honorable and respectable attempt with Bagel. Product is just too notorious to get the entire credit.
>>561908173unlike spy and engineer, heavy has no gameplay or thematic need for a fourth sloteven if you could equip both a shotgun and sandvich, thereβd still be hardly anyone using the shotgun
>>561908836there's even less reason to equip the shotgun in tf2's current state, yet you still see a decent number of people using it, so that argument doesn't really hold any water
Have any of you guys used the Sydney Sleeper recently?Great support weapon and fun to see people in chat get tilted over it
No one understands my hate towards the Razorback and why I'm right.
>>561909065I use it because I can't headshot consistently and it makes whoever I shoot with it usually fuck off anyway since they don't want to be taking more dmg>>561909220I do anon, I do
>>561909220i think everyone understands the hate towards the razorback, actually
>>561908836>even if you could equip both a shotgun and sandvich, thereβd still be hardly anyone using the shotgunThis is circular reasoning, the reason why no one uses the shotgun is because there's no 4th slot. You're pointing to the lack of a 4th slot being evidence for why there shouldn't be a 4th slot.If there was a 4th slot, people would consider using the shotgun while moving around. You don't ALWAYS have the sandvich out, only when you need to heal. People just choose it over the shotgun because the healing is that good, and just try to work around being caught unrevved or out of ammo since they don't have a shotty.
every class that can use a shotgun should be able to use the reserve shooter
>>561909850It was much more fun as both Sniper and Spy when we had mutually rival relationship, and then someone at Valve decided to turn off Sniper as a valid target for Spy.
Medic should get crits from Buffalo Steak Sandvich while still being able to have full control of his weapon rotationsMedic should also get the health bonus of Heavy's chocolate too.
>>561910259no, and pyro shouldn't even have it, it never made any sense. it especially doesn't make any sense for pyro to still have it, ever since airblasting someone into the air resulted in being able to minicrit them with it was removed, which was broken in and of itself
>>561910554That brings up a good idea actually, what if throwing the steak to an ally gives them mini crits for 3-4 seconds? Or the chocolate giving 25-50 overheal (if ally is full health)?
>>561909220I don't even play Spy ever, but I can still instinctively feel how faggy it is when I see one in the killcam. You're already playing the faggiest class but you had to go an extra step beyond that.
>>561910259absolute peabrainthe real all-class shotgun should be frontier justice
All-class weapons shouldn't exist. They should be removed and every class gets a unique weapon.
>>561910519>someone at Valve decided to turn off Sniper as a valid target for Spy.tbf, the razorback alone didn't do that, jarate + bushwhacker also did that, along with turning the ambassador into a point-blank only tool, when the enforcer already does that and doesn't require a headshot to do so. i also don't know what the logic is for having the diamondback of all things be spy's only truly viable long-range option. it doesn't reward you with crits for good aim like the amby did, it just rewards you with crits for farming glue-eating noobs and sapping teleporters
consider the followingHuo Long Heater>Minicrits burning targets>Ring of fire while rev'd up (can't be jumped over to avoid it)>Lose 6 ammo per second while rev'd up>Cannot gain ammo from dispensers (or payload cart) while active (like beggars, have to swap weapons)
>>561911213>>561911213Well they also did it with the Southern Hospitality. A lot of the earliest items added to this game viewed Spy as a problem to be dealt with rather than part of the "out crowd" along with Engie and Sniper and now Spy is so worthless as to actually be throwing the game if you have more than like, two, and Sniper is a problem because originally no one had any long-range weapons except for Sniper because it was supposed to be Spy's job to deal with them.
>>561901564HmmmSure. I'll do a little sketch when I return
>>561911480that reminds me, did you know the southern hospitality got nerfed? due to the change in gun mettle which makes all debuff durations reduced while cloaked, the southern hospitality's singular reason for existing is so bad now that it's basically pointless
>>561911824I was generally aware of nerfs but that doesn't surprise me. Valve really wiped their nose with this game and threw it away.
>>561910773It did make sense during the brief period where Valve was entertaining combo Pyro players, where enough people wanted Reserve Shooter for the airblast combo potential that they quickly threw it on Pyro. Then 4 years later when they started listening to compfags they took away the combo, making the whole thing moot
>>561910037no, itβs not circular reasoning because the reason people donβt use the shotgun on heavy is because itβs redundant when you factor in heavyβs minigunboth weapons deal hitscan bullet damage and is most effective at close- to medium-range; you canβt switch to a shotgun to counter a vaccinator medic on heavy like you can with soldier or pyro>but the shotgun doesnβt require revvingswitching to the shotgun takes longer than revving the minigun unless youβre using the natascha or brass beast
>>561910795The most immediate thing is that corners for campers become extremely dangerous. A heavy throwing a steak for an explosive class or Pyro would probably make it very hard for anyone to breach in if the timings are proper.Medics' buffed crossbow would be a nerf for Sniper.Tomislav Heavies would become even more dominate with their laser cutter if they feed during an uber.Demoknights getting four seconds of Skullcutter with their Eyelander would be cancer.The chocolate bar would be wasted if it wasn't used on Medic to protect him from Sniper fire but holy shit it would still fuck up the meta a lot at 50 extra health. A scout with 175 health even if it decrements would still be huge.
>>561912494It's not redundant because it's meant to be a weapon you pull out when you want to avoid being jumped and having to rev up suddenly, or when you run out of ammo. This is the design intent. It's not competing with the minigun, it's meant to cover the rev time weakness.>switching to the shotgun takes longer than revving the minigunYes, which is precisely why you pull it out when you're ready to move around to the next point. You're not meant to switch to it in active combat which is why I specified moving around. This is literally how people played Heavy before the sandvich existed. Again, the sandvich is just so good people have dealt with the weakness, plus the Tomislav came out which better covers the rev time weakness. But, in general, it would allow people to once again run around with the shotgun to cover a long rev time Minigun, which is not something without merit.
>>561911360this is just a nerf to heavy's worst minigun
Russian Flew>Heavy minigun>70% less knockback from all sources while revved up>nearby enemies are pulled toward Heavy's location>"nearby" airborne enemies lose 90% of their momentum>for every enemy affected by pull Heavy begins regenerating 3 HP>is an energy weapon, does not fire bullets and has limited range>functions like Return to Wolfenstein lightning gun
>>561911480>>561911824>>561912016ehh the southern hospitality technically still has a use, you're just trading the (honestly 50/50) chance to 1-shot the spy for a more consistent (on paper) way of dealing with him.assuming there are no random crits, it takes two melee hits to kill a full hp spy>65 + 65 = 130, which is greater than 125however, if he cloaks after the first hit to try and get away, he gains 20% damage resistance>65 + 52 = 117, which is less than 125this would mean it'd take 3 hits to kill a spy, vs only twothe southern hospitality drops this back down to two hits, regardless of whether he cloaks or not, because even with 20% damage resistance of the cloak and its bonus that reduces debuff durations, the bleed tick dmg is still going to make up that missing 8 dmgall this to say, there is literally nothing stopping you from pulling out your gun and shooting the spy instead of wrenching him, which is the much more viable solution, but the southern hospitality still technically has a use, it's just very niche. i'd only ever find myself using it is with the rescue ranger, since that trades effective use as a weapon for utility, which makes the SH slightly more appealing
>>561913896baby making sex with rosie
>>561913896this is zarya overwatch
>>561912940If the Tomislav didn't exist you'd have a point but with the Tomislav being a direct upgrade it doesn't matter.
>>561910037My cock should be in there
>>561907273Wow they are actually banning farmers, fucking finally, now cs2 cases will be worth something now, easy money.
>>561914569I did specifically point out the Tomislav and how the change would benefit the longer rev time miniguns. Which people do still choose to use for the damage increase over the Tomi. Overall a 4th slot would be healthy for loadout variety.>>561914736Many are saying this
Odd: Sell my Max head so I can buy a 3* selector in Blue Archive and get KisakiEven: Keep my Max head
>>561915126People do still choose them but they're literally wrong since the accuracy upgrade means the Tomislav effectively outdamages every other minigun. Granted they still have uses but as a general purpose weapon the Tomislav is simply S-class and any other minigun is A at best.
>>561914569tomislav is not a direct upgrade
>You must have a valid Steam purchase that is between 7 days and a year old with no recent chargebacks or payment disputes.when the fuck did they add thatlet me sell my fucking max head
>>561915286>but they're literally wrong >effectively outdamages every other minigunThis is blatantly false. It's most evident in Heavy vs Heavy matchups. I'm a stockchad and I always win against a Tomi Heavy.
hlh < bb < n < t < sif the anti-aircraft carrier ever made it into vanilla tf2 then iβd rank it above the natascha but below the tomislavitβs conceptually very cool (and fun to use), but like the brass beast, it reinforces the idea that heavies should stand in one spot and shoot whatever comes close; being a roaming heavy is much more interesting
>>561915193what is going on in that image...?
>>561915656Accuracy is a huge factor in this game. If it wasn't, no one would complain about Sniper.
>>561915656agreed. the 20% greater accuracy on the tomislav does not translate to 20% greater damage, or even 20% more shots landed on target, but the 20% (15%) slower firing speed always translates to 20% (15%) less dps. the 20% faster rev is a nice QoL, but you're still beholden to the 1 second dmg ramp up like every other minigun - heavy however should be spun-up before entering combat, and spends most of his time in combat already rev'd, so this bonus is less impactful than it appears to be on paper.all of this not even getting into the fact that a wider spread makes tracking opponents not only easier, but more consistent, and heavy should be trying to get as close as possible for damage ramp up vs trying to engage at mid-range, where he's much more vulnerable.the tomi only really shines imo if you're getting caught out of position a lot, or if you're running the KGB - it almost has the same use-case as the shotgun, but makes your minigun worse as a result
>>561915126NTABut if you play around health kits, which is obviously the intended design of Heavy, you would hardly need a 120 health Sandwich without tomatoes.Whipping out Shotgun is not only faster >>561915656>>561916034There's a youtuber called Big Joey who ran test about Tomi vs Stock at different distances for Heavy matchups. As expected from a somewhat biased Youtuber, the Tomislav won most of the matchups for Heavy vs Heavy duels only losing at very close distance with fully revved up. https://youtu.be/e-NxqkcaUjQ?t=472But a keen eye can see that Stock actually wins mid and far distance in practice easily whenever you decide to burst or tap fire.
>>561921981that test is also suspect bogus because it's using a situation that does not happen in general play: two heavies starting to shoot at one another at exactly the same time. i get what he was trying to do by making the factors consistent and reproducible, but it's not really applicable to realityalso i saw a clip of him getting mowed down by dane of all people while he was getting pocketed, which is frankly embarrassing
excuse meiβm in need of medical attention
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79cWlottyDcHow it FEELS to play Medic on koth_king
thoughts on the shock therapy?feels like they tried to make the crossbow into a melee weapon, but not as good
>>561927221randomizer is still fun
>>561927221good, but not as good as plapping miku's fat ass
>>561927221Lost after 40 minutes. Usually things can go up to 2 hours but couldn't do it.
>>561926571The intent is good, while the execution leaves something to be desired. Crossbow rant:The crossbow is so OP it fundamentally changed how medic is played. Does it make him more engaging and fun? Yes, but at the detriment of multiple other factors>medic is now even more important to have on your team and you're at an even greater disadvantage if you don't have one>you almost won a DM against 3 people? whoops, the medic burst healed the last guy from complete safety, outside his original intended operational range. there is quite literally nothing you could have done to foresee or prevent this>fooled everyone with your disguise as spy, and trying to get the enemy medic to heal you, maybe even waste his uber on you? nope, he'll just shoot you with his crossbow now instead of using the medigun, because it'll either heal you if you were on his team, or deal full damage to you while giving him an auditory notification that you're a spy. he doesn't even have to spycheck, the weapon does it for him automatically because it's dual-purpose
Alright I'll do a Kyojiri OliviaWhat will it be? Bikini? Something else? Maybe just regular dress but upskirt.
>>561930147That's okay, 40 minutes is still a great, satisfying round! You should definitely try to frag for longer next time though
even on sunday this fag is doing this shit lmao
>>561930606>Maybe just regular dress but upskirt.There's already a lot of those, do bikini or bath towel or something
>>561930438imagine how frustrating it would be to accidentally give an enemy spy 113 health though
even doe it makes more sense to do it on a weekend
>>561930606black leggings/stockings/spats if you would. maybe some darker lingerie that are visible underneath the translucent stockings?top is dealer's choice
>>561930941Cowkini is reserved for Oppailivia
>>561930963Yeah, imagine if spy got thrown a bone for once, or was rewarded for his subterfuge. It'd simply be maddening...
>>561931015smol cows deserve love too :(
>>561930963maybe turn your brain on for once
i really hate fat ass with no tits desuworst body type
>>561931443the reverse is the worst body type however
>>561931276>>561931331it's illegal to wear a cowkini without cowtits
>>561931443>>561931726trvkes
i fucking love gigantic butts
>>561931852this butt also gigantic tits
>>561931726>>>561931526giga nvke
>>561932126nigga cows are known for making milk, the point of a cowkini is to emphasize udders/milk productionputting that on a flattie is perverting the entire idea, like if you made a catgirl dress up like a dog. there's no cohesion, the theme loses all relevance
>>561932306>like if you made a catgirl dress up like a dogno that would be cute
>>561932306wrongcowkini shupos already disproved this >>561870390
>>561932392alright well most things a catgirl does would be cute but the point still stands>>561932458if anything they prove my point, they might as well be wearing normal bikinis, it doesn't add anything
>>561932696anon, anon the advertisers! not again!
>>561932614>it doesn't add anythingit's cute and funnythat's why they're wearing it, that's why it worksit's a literal kami costume>>561932696my nigger
>>561931726Uh, no
>>561932910>it's cute and funny>that's why they're wearing it, that's why it worksliterally anything they wear would be cute and funny, that's a moot pointthe only time cow print adds anything is when the girl has cowtits, because of the cow association exhibit A: the cow print is enhanced because of olivia's cowtits
>>561933139I'm beginning to see anon's point
>>561933107that image proves me right because of the girl with cowtits, if she wasn't present the comparison to the second girl (using the cow print as a common element) simply would not work>>561933225now you get it
>>561933139it is cuter and funnier specifically because they don't have cowtits
>>561904587it can be extremely obvious when you kill someone repeatedly and they switch to a lower skill floor class to counter you specificallysuch as playing scorch shot pyro to counter one specific sniper because you couldn't deal with him as sniper
>>561933318no anon it proves you wrong, because they are both very desirable for different reasons that the cowkini emphasizes
>>561933331>>561933435then your personal biases towards what you like are getting in the way and we'll have to agree to disagreefact of the matter is cow print draws a comparison to cows and if there is no milk or bit udders the comparison falls flatthank you for coming to my ted talk
>>561933430Class counters have always been a thing though, swapping off because one strategy isn't working or the match-up being heavily in one person's favor doesn't necessitate being angry.
>>561933563>bitbig*
>>561933139uh no, it still fits nicely independent of a girl's chest sizeit looks cute on both sides of the spectrum>>561933563nah, too restrictive
fempyro boobies and butt
>>561933139need more of this
>>561911212thismelee weapons are an important part of each class's character and LE FUNNY PAN and LE FUNNY HAM were the biggest offenders when it came to TF2's stylistic degradation, even more so than a few ill-fitting hatsyou can at least ignore bad hats and they're usually rare to boot, it's hard to ignore getting killed by a WACKY melee reskin and it definitely contributed to the conception of TF2 as completely unserious as opposed to stylized and tastefully comical.
>>561933563this is merely a surface level understanding of the cowkini, once you have your doctorate in booba big & small, you will be able to understand the deeper themes of breasting boobily and what covers them
>>561933771nah pan and ham fit, they're classic and fit well within the style while remaining tasteful. you'd have a point if you were talking about the freedom staff or prinny machete however
>>561933710>>561933814the only way it makes sense if you're intentionally being ironic regarding the cowkin and emphasizing their flatness, but I prefer earnesty behind the comparison with a girl who is actually cowlike
>>561934005>eternal reminder, although tits are really nice, they'll never make up for a lack of thighs, butt and hips#trvke
>>561933628it's one thing to swap to what the team needs at a given momentit's quite another to swap to a class that's braindead easy to play in the hopes you can kill that ONE GUY who's consistently raping youlike there's no such thing as "rage demo" to counter a heavy or engi but if someone swaps to the gunslinger because a scout keeps killing them there's clearly at least a little bit of rage that goes into their decision. you're saying "fuck you, I'm going to switch to your hard counter so I don't have to play better"it's not because they want to have fun or because it's what the team needs, it's just because they're angry at one guy who keeps owning them.
>>561934005tits are still better and of the two in this pic, I would take vex any day and marry her and paizuri her giant milkers all daythank you for your sacrifice
>>561934005vex paizuri and breeding
>>561933957the ham and pan both remove a part of each class's characterizationit's part of scout's character that he carries around a baseball bat. it's just stupid for him to carry around a frying pan. same thing with medic - he carries around a bonesaw because he's the medic. why would he carry a gigantic cartoon ham around? it's just stupid.
Alrightlitter.catbox.moe/sj0uds.png
>>561933972it's just my opinion mate, to each their ownI love flatties just as much as cowtits, therefore that outfit is a great fit>>561934005>eternal reminder, although tits are really nice, they'll never make up for a lack of thighs, butt and hipsNobody will ever be able to refute this.>>561934594Incredible.I didn't know that it was you.
>>561934594Nice. It's kinda crazy how much my Olivia folder has grown just from tf2g drawfriends these past few months
>>561933712Many continue to say this
>>561934005i kneel in awe of the lengths our warrior will go to
>>561934182If a scout is harassing your team's back lines, a minisentry engi to hard counter him just makes sense. This all kind of sounds like cope from the person being countered, in
>>561934324both are historically comical melee weapons>>561934594nice
>>561935535in which case they should swap too, if the first thought that comes to them is that the other guy must be mad.*If there's a kunai spy farming my team and me, why wouldn't I swap to mad milk scout or pyro to stop him? If there's a demoknight that nobody can kill because he's playing super passively and he's killed me before, am I automatically mad for going natasha heavy, or machina sniper?
>>561935535how did you manage to post mid ramble
is lister a standout tf2 youtuber alongside heavy hitters in the top tier like zesty and voosh? or is he just another slop channel
>>561935883rule of thumb:when i change classes, it's because i have good gamesensewhen you change classes, it's because you're a shitterhope this helps
>>561936007the latter, buy an ad
>>561936091i just wonder if someone has actually seen his videos, i've only watched the tf2c one
rule of thumb:when i plap olivia, it's because she has big titswhen you plap olivia, it's because she has fat cheekshope this helps
>>561936242No I am also the first one
>>561934005>eternal reminder, although tits are really nice, they'll never make up for a lack of thighs, butt and hips
>>561935995I had autopost toggled on by mistake>>561936015Understood
>>561934594based yordlebroBriar won
tf2g is a gooner paradise
>>561936007he makes good videos, yes
>>561936703*said inbetween plapping noises of meowscarada being filled with eggs* correct
>>561936806>filled with eggswh-why are you ovipositing inside meowscarada?
>>561936914let's not get into that kind of stuff here
>>561936914don't ask questions
this has been the best /tf2g/ in ages
>>561936007i played against him in tf2c and he was easy to dominate
explain deadlock using terminology that a tf2 player would understand
>>561938132it's a crate drop when you want a weapon drop or a hat drop
new /tf2g/ waifu!features:from a video game!big tits and hips!nonhuman!lays eggs!
>>561938612would
>>561938612>not an argonianlame
>>561938612malding
>>561938927...do you think i don't want to have sex with mutated geckos?
>>561938202okay but what do you do in the gamenot that it matters since thereβs no download button on the store page
this day was pretty nutty ngl desu senpai bbq
>>561939773dota but fps
>>561940380nutty like me nutting inside honey
>>561940534id like a bowl of honey nut cheerios right about now
>>561940818one big load of nut inside honey coming right up
>>561940818this but without sexual subtextit's a nice cereal
>>561934005>2 hours later>not banned>still uplol>>561934594I almost missed this one, very nice.
>>561941839I hope it stays up forever and this ushers in a new era of tf2g
>>561941839post her massive bunny ass NOW
>>561942165___________________noI'm done avoiding for the day>>561942126Inshallah brother.
>>561942378
do you think any men post on /tf2g/?
>>561944568im a male
>>561944568this general is full of virile straight men
>>561944757trvke
what pairs well with prussian pickelhaube + ruffled ruprecht? right now iβm just using angel of death, but i want something that looks fittingly ww1-esque
>>561948180sodomy
>>561948216I like sodomy
>>561948574stop sinning
>>561948180metalmeatencasengaiter guardscolonel's coatscourge of the sky
>>561948636no
>>561948574>>561948870"corrupting" azzy with hugs & kisses and consensual fugs in the missionary position while holding h*nds with the lights off
>>561934005just blew a fat nut to this
>>561949819>>561951021the duality of man
>>561823335konatoes
I think God should kill me
>>561952798I think he shouldn't and you should find help :)
>>561938612The actual best cat pokemon (tied with weavile)Fits the criteria
>>561953518egg making sex with sneasler
>>561953518>The actual best cat pokemonuh bro, your Meowth?
>>561952798why
>>561934765>>561935653>>561941839Thanks. Ill do some more later.Maybe a bath towel one. Extra wet
>>561955683Looking forward to it
>>561955683Based.
>>561955683sounds goodtrist and olivia showering!!
love him or hate him?
>>561937939hot
>want to talk about TF2>enter thread>immersive shitposting>"a cat is fine too" meme>drawfags and requestsHave I just time leapt into /a/ a decade back? Do we ever talk about this game? Will I witness it if I stick around?
>>561969187Come back in July when the summer update drops (or if the MvM one comes out before that)
>>561969187This general is unironically cooked by porn addicted troons
A friend told me to come here to draw some OliviaDoes /tf2g/ fuck with Hebelivia or nah?Thinking of drawing her
>>561967615>Little chud keeps throwing himself at enemies and dyinghate him>Little chud sits back and keeps giving (Me) buffslove him
good morning!
>>561967615not a fan>>561969187>>561969673this
>>561937921next thread better be as kino as this one was>>561969796of course
>>561969834This!
>>561970045>>561970162>>561969834many girlies agree
Heavy (with Mentos minigun): DOCTOR! Are you sure this will work?Medic (with Diet Coke Medigun): I have no idea!IAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!HAHAHAH, I AM SUGARFREE!!!
>>561970805LOL
>>561969796if you mean timeskip olivia, i don't think anyone really vibes with that design
>>561971020>>561969796Agreed! The girls here want her as a child
>>561971109please fuck off chudcel
>>561971156Uhm sister?
>>561969187You're welcome to talk about the game, we're just between content updates so there's not a whole lot to discuss in detail that hasn't been said 1,000 times.
https://youtu.be/8EEHqFgU2XA?t=852>Zesty says that many workshop creators work for other videogame companies like Epic Games and UbisoftWow big if true. Some of the items on the workshop seem Slopic Games and Ubislop-coded so it wouldn't surprise me.
>>561971678wouldnt info like that basically come from a huge dox
>>561971678double dipping like that seems immoral
>demoman top surgery scarswe need another website for tf2 mods, troonbanana is 100% going to just ban all chud mods some day
>>561639104Cumstain on the point, you bloody wuss.
cum <3
>>561975203inside vanilla
>>561969187talk about the game or post gameplay webms! However do not talk about the porn addicted freaks shitting all over the walls and making loud noises rendering this place unusable like >>561971528 said.
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
>>561980790Its invaded by plapfags who only post coomer bait. There isnt much tf2 being discussed at all.
>floydschizo samefagging again
>>561981408>Every poster is the same person
>>561981527is this going to be the 6 or 7 IP wipe?
>>561981573I just got on /tf2g/ and haven't done anything wrong.
>>561980790Its a 30 year old abandonware game.Theres literally nothing to discuss.It shouldnt even have a general
>>561971678I only ever heard of the FryingDutchman working at Ubisoft, but apparently he was kicked out after a while. Makes me wonder if any of these workshoppers got hit with recent layoffs.
What should the next OP be?
>>561981408kek get him sister
>>561982836idk
>>561982836Beavis and Butthead
>>561982836Yore ugleh
>>561983331i like it
I use the flanked Pyro fire with the lane and I split it and I go after with the fire in the flamethrower and I used that with the punch flair and I drove up to them and I use that for maximum damage and I do that and I split them and it makes it so that when I flank and I go forward, I ended up staying in a lot of points when I win kills and kill feed the cat the kill death ratio was very high because I flinch and then I dodged when I flinch and I used the part of the flinch and then I do a lot of damage when I used the power of the flank.
>>561982836bnuuy
>>561983331Why is his head so big?
>>561982836yordlebro's olivia drawing
>>561984579Stop shilling your cringe mod.
>>561985613Shup up
>>561985648Nta but he should keep doing that because it makes my itty bitty boy clitty throb in her cage :3
>>561982836I like these two >>561984579 >>561985613
>>561984579>>561985913>>561985909Trans Furtress 2!
>>561985909SHUPOS LOOK LIKE THAT!!???!!??
>>561986414just like her, the poster!
Remind me why the Engineer doesn't have another pistol? The Scout has two alternatives.
>>561988387because (You) haven't fapped to Olivia enough
>>561988387He has the Texan Trickshot now.
>>561985795Shupo deployed.
>>561989386>holding hikari up by her butt>hikari leglocking to support herself Oh thatβs so fucking tantalizing
>>561982836A job application
>>561990647horror?
>>561985909>deletedshupo butt was too powerful for the thread
>>561990647For who?
i wake up every day thankful that i get to play as medic in team fortress 2
>>561992996Medic is the worst class to play as.
>>561993537that is true on opposite day
>>561993826Medic is the ultimate cuck class.
>>561993537how can you say that when sniper and engineer existat least medic gets to move around
>>561995819Sniper is the most chad class to play as.
Why do servers in my favourites keep going down?
>>561996006yeah i love standing in the backlines while my team gets 90% of the action!
Should I make this my new TF2 spray?
>lmao fucking retard scout baddie switches to demo to kill sentry
>soldier with 12 points starts basedgasming in chat about his third garden kill after the match has gone on for 15 minutes and 4 rounds
>>562000193you should make your spray be some local, homegrown olivia smut
>>562003287I did this, actually
>>562003889well don't go trying to fix something that ain't broke
all classes ranked by least to most number of braincells needed to play9. sniper8. pyro7. heavy6. scout5. soldier4. demoman3. engineer2. medic1. spy
>>561969796>>561971020>i don't think anyone really vibes with that designspeak for yourself, I've been asking for more teenlivia
>>562004209rarely do i agree with someone else's opinions on fps games
>>562004209>soldier not on last
>>562004471soldier should be #1 desu
>>562000193Where is she from?
>>562004979Booru says original
>>562004209Scout is way too high
>>562004209Actually it's Soldier, Demoman, Sniper, Heavy, Pyro, Scout, Spy, Medic, Engineer
>>562005067>>562005067>>562005067GOTTAM
>>562005279im not using that
>>562005279I was going to do lucy but this is good too
>>562005761Same, but drawfag deliveries take priority.
non pedophile thread>>562006451>>562006451>>562006451
>>562006476duplicate threads are against the rules, you lost
>>562006476
>>561975203cumming inside vanilla
great thread, let's keep it up in the next one
