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would you still love woomy if she were dum?
I gave woomy a food ticket and she ate the ticket...
>>561596114>if
>>561596114Woomies are already dum, that's why they're all so silly.
>>561596114"If?"
No fatties allowed beyond this point
It's me, Octo Samurai!
>he doesn't have a smart woomy
>>561597168I have a bad woomy.
So who wanna fish
My woomy has an intellectual disability.
>>561597686I can do a king in a few mins.
>>561598413let me know when ready
>>561598853Go ahead.
>>561598853I'll join for a king too.
3/4
That's one way to keep you on your toes.
GG's A, and B! Fun rounds
GGSR!
ggs red eye weyyers
>>561596114>IFDum is woomies natural stateSilly is also her natural state at the same time
>>561602895woomy on woomy violence...
what are your cephs dating preferences?
>>561607967Woomies.
>>561607967WoomVeem
>>561607967Veemos
>>561607967Veemwooms
>>561607967chum
>>561607967takozonesu
I just bought Splatoon 3, is it worth it in 2026?
>>561607967>datingWoomy does not compute.
>>561607967I'm never buying that troon game.
>>561609097It has woomveems yes its worth it.
>>561609097You already bought the game, just play it.
>>561609312that's nice dear
>>561609225This is still my favorite drawing you made.
>>561609646It's the pinnacle of my drawing "skills", no wonder.
Anyone else have an edgy child soldier Inkling OC?
>>561609225It's when two woomies spend quality time and woomy each other.
Would anyone like to fish please?
>>561614190People like that deserve to be skinned alive.
>>561614190EVP999 btw
when are they going to restock the splatoon merch in 4XL
>>561614190I could fish with you
>>561617718Opening, wasn't looking for a while sorry
>>561617105lose weight fatty
Too many rotations feel like pulling teeth lately
>>561619543Learn to fish with the sea! Arrrrrgh these scallywag be complaining about everything arrrrrrr
>>561617718Won't have time for another Boris but can go another shift or two
splatoon autists being asked to endure 15 minute long deadlock street brawl matches by their friends
>>561617718GGs, sorry my brain was mush from freelancing earlierSurprisingly easy Boris by the way, after barely scraping by a lot of the waves
>>561622319Yeah GGs
>>561608071>>561608251>>561608418>>561608492>>561608575>>561608931>not a single yeb or weyy
>>561625016Yuri game.
>>561625016What are those?
WHAT ARE THOSE
>>561627305Newest model > Most popular model
Lost my EVP in spawning grounds. Because the reefslider tried to cross the green sea.
>inflatable shark toy >doesn't floatthanks nogami
>>561628283How about these?
I think I'm cursed for this rotation because I've had straight wave 1 glowflies.
>>561622005dynamo players using regular roller
how do people reach 999 in spawning grounds
>>561630737Gold rotations
>>561607967he's aromantic but bi
Back to EVP.WE ARE SO BACK
>TEXAN AND LESBIANA-downdownAArightA
>>561634654switch to jp plaza already, do it now before the splatfest gets announced ingame and it gets locked for 90 centuries again
>>561607967Too dum to understand sex or romance>>561622005Was just playing some solo queue street broolI won btw
yebby or ngyes
>>561635891better stage design than anything in 3
at least the bad maps had more character in 1 and 2
>>561637569Svltsprvy my beloved... vgh...
Gold rotations are cheating.
>>561635101Does it not actually affect matchmaking times?
>>561642604Yes.
>>561637897saltspray was a legitimately interesting zones map and a fun tc mapi bet it would also work well as a clams map
>>561642982Yes as in...
>>561643865>Does it not actually affect matchmaking timesYes>Does it actually affect matchmaking timesNoEnglish is hard.
>>561643973I see lol
>>561629639Would make mahi tc interesting
which veemo
>>561636962>>561637569we get it nigga
welp, consoles are going up in priceswitch 2 price hike still not announced but you better get ready for it
>>561650158Yes.
>>561657542they'll up the cost of sw1/oled again to prevent doing that like last time
Everyone knows woomveems are gooder with big ink sacs.
>>561635101There won’t be any more splatfests.
>Splatoon Raiders is coming this summer according to NateTheHate>no general direct until june, but they're announcing star fox new game within a month via nintendo today
>>561668280>according to Literally WhoGonna need details on this source bro
>>561668783>literally whonewfag
>>561668280>this summer>no gameplay shownyep, side order all over again. Expect to be completely finished with the game within the day and after credits it automatically rolls you back into splatoon 3 open queue
>>561670267summer lasts until septemberbtw bananza had only 3 months from reveal to release
>>561670406Bananza also had a whole Direct dedicated to it, Raiders will get a 2 minute trailer at best that. I fear this is a Metroid Prime 4
>>561661096mom theres a splatfest in 2 weeks
>>561670553every splatoon game has had a dedicated directcalm down
>>561670267>short games are le bad
Boob slider for Raiders.
Ass slider for Raiders.Tummy slider for Raiders.Facial sliders for Raiders.
>>561671694previous splatoon games weren't stealth announced on an app, the rules are different since it's a spin-off>>561671830No, but side order is bad so I don't trust them
>>561668280Yeah I'll believe it when I see it a not a moment sooner. If you keep yelling something will happen on X day over and over at some point you'll finally get it right.
>>561672613you'll be fine
>>561668915>>561670267>>561670406>>561673795I mean I guess it's plausible? Side Order had almost a year of radio silence between the teaser and the release date revealed about a month ahead of it dropping. Splatoon games and content haven't really been known for consistent reveal-to-release timelines though. Octo Expansion had like 3 months to build hype and Splatoon 3 itself took a year and a half to release after they showed it off.
>>561672613Nintendo Today didn't exist for the previous Splatoon games dumbass
what's harder, reaching S+0 or beating Inner Agent 3?
>>561677024ia3
why are we wanting fat cephs for raiders againyou people are disgusting
I just want big beeb boobas.
>>561677024ia3, see affixed attachment
>>561678317I have never to this day figured out how anyone could suck so bad at OE they had to get a loan from Pearl.
>>561679517i can believe it, they're usually on my team in multiplayer.
Apartments
Well anyways, here it is.
>>561680481Fair point anon
>>561683021>only 6 pencils>whole 6 teams without cooler>jr in 4th place teamBloody hell they did, they shook up the meta.
>>561679517it's insane that you can just kinda. skip the whole game
>>561686620If youre only playing for the story beats or replaying and just want to boss fights its okay.
How do I get a veemo gf? Weyyo btw
Have a fat ass, all the veemos like that
>>561688047do tell me when you find out
How do i get a human gf that likes splatoon?
>Japanese players>Beautiful artwork, genuine conversations and no politics >American players >Politics out the ass, LGBT shit out the ass, irony poison, Twitter memes and newsCan someone explain this to me?
>>561689915your bias
>>561689915>jp plaza>without fail theres some oomatsu san post
>>561690675Who? Also when does the Plaza actually start displaying JP posts after switching Splatfest Region?
>>561690965as soon as you switch
>>561691420Guess I need to restart the game.
>>561691551You can go to the lobby terminal to change it. You dont need to restart.
>>561691613Nah I changed Splatfest Region at the terminal but the plaza wasn't changing, restarting did the trick though.
>>561691551you can also go to the shoal and back to reconnect
>>561692727It's all good now
if i were an artist i would draw a gif with line boil of a silly small woomy, perhaps smiling
>>561695419>gif with line boilsomeone translate
need voomweem facesitting
>>561696817the like, flipnote studio wobbly lines
>>561695419fizzpaint.ameniwa.comdo it
>>561689046Come on now anon you know humans aren't real.
>>561697420Thats a spot on descriptor. I dont think ive heard another term for that so I'll use it from now on.
>>561697682cute site
>>561700971Good woomy
>>561700971aw yiswomy
>>561689915Shut up octo aori
>>561689915The long nose tribe.
What makes me a good [woomy!]?If I was a bad [woomy!], I wouldn't be
im back from /aco/. you may resume posting your woomies.
>>561707409
I love veemos so much but I would never ever play as one.
>>561706387draw me!!
>>561708849eat your peanut butter Callie
does anyone actually like chunky over smooth?
>>561710304Smooth vs Chunky splatfest
>>561710304chunky is better for sandwiches.
>>561710819this is by far the worst take i've ever seen on this general
>>561710304I like both.
anyone wanna play some open?
>>561607967Yebbies.
>>561721191Yes
>>561721667Opening after this game
>>561721375gay yebwey or the sole straight /ink/ woomveem?
>>561724210gay yebweyy, obviously
GGs open
boo what a way to have it endGGs openers
>>561724210My weyy likes yebs, yes.
Splatoon is the only Nintendo property I give a shit about anymore.
>>561702860>Schizo seeing people that aren't fucking thereHoly fuck, lmao-Let me guess, you're part of that retard clique from the Faggotcord that gets mentioned here every now and then? If so: Go back, fagaloon.
>>561732967can you speak english
>>561733054>Thinks I don't know English>When I grew up in Canada, and a Canada that didn't have all the bullshit that's going on with it now
i just want to massage a woomy's suction cups
>>561677024why are people saying ia3? s+0 requires at least some skill, it's what, 10% of active players at most? ia3 can be cheesed by timmy by just replaying it over and over and learning what to do each phase, you don't lose points for each attempt
Slom, anyone?
>>561741219yeah ill slom for a king
>>561741219I'll try
>>561741353>>561741526kamon
SR 3/4
>>561741763yo
>>561741934oppen
4/4
Spray Charger, all the Eliter's charging time, half the range
Splat even
Charger but it has a wide horizontal shot
squiffer but its not fucking awful
GG's Fish room!
>>561744110squiffer should be one of the "base" weapons that the game is balanced aroundinstead we get shit like flux that's just squiffer except giga buffed in every way and it's still not good
GGs slommerssorry
>>561741934>>561741526>>561741353GGs, easy money! >>561744959One in the stink, two in the ink
>>561744781>basing the game ariund a one hit weapon that can spam shots
>>561744110this weapon is so useless now with the blaster buffs
>>561747053it's a weapon that's good at one thing and terrible at everything elseit can afford to be really fucking good at that one thing and remain balancedbut if other weapons are good at everything it can't work
>>561744959
>>561707853>>561695193>>561658694I'm gonna cum
>>561748387You're just trash and can't aim It's just not popular because e-liter and snipewriter are simply better options
Weapons that kill in one hit ruined this game
>>561751095Just don't get into their range of attack retard
>>561750760both completely different weapons from squiffer retardnext thing you say is nobody uses explosher because of slosher and assblast and not because it can't keep up with the meta
>>561751904Explosher still has fair weaknesses and it should not get the Dynamo treatment
>>561752028dynamo shouldn't have got dynamo treatment eithershould've got small consistency buffs, maybe vert damage falloff buff, but not full primal reversion
>>561752028"fair weaknesses" are an issue when some weapons lack them
test failed
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
>>561625246>Yuri game.
>>561753259There is always nono(lol)
>>561752929no, lack of fair weaknesses on those weapons is the problemweapons with fair weaknesses are the core that should be preserved and balanced around
>>561754296I'd rather play with (You)
>narcissist putting up with a narcissistlol
>>561754752It's ok to love yourself anon
there is no [woomy!] in ba sing se
If there are no straight /ink/er cephs, that means no /ink/ babies on the island
>>561757702All female /ink/ers with just one male /ink/er that doesn't ask for consent
>>561757702my weyy's bi
I'M A MAMMALIAN AND I'M PROUD
>>561753275you are so funny and original
>>561758485We know...
>>561757702>/ink/erdachi island>like 20 woomveems and 4 yebweyyslol
>>561760142We need more /ink/ yaoi>inb4 t. femanon
I think yebbies are STUPID
yebbies are for getting go go prostate jet squelchered
>>561760142THAT'S NOT MY WEYY
*sniff sniff*Aeugh, smells like squid in here
>>561761514Yeah.
unblock me
>>561760214>all of them are gay>no pesky children to get in the wayparadise.
No one like me I'm too black
>>561762828>no pesky children to get your way with I'm out
>>561766818Your albino girlfriend thinks otherwise.
why aren't they buffing hydra splatling
>>561771051Because they're probably afraid it'd cause issues at low levels.>buffs dynamo
i don't think i can stay fresh anymore, bros
veemo if she real
>>561772287problems at low levels create strong players who can deal with problems and filter out trash that can'tand as you said, dynamo, painbrush and luna already create more problems at low levels than hydra ever could
>>561759747Get em sis.
trying to break evp 400 is a Sisyphean task with randos
>>561779974All I ever break with randos is my patience and watch my EVP numbers go down down down down
There's no reason to ever freelance.
>>561780632>wave 3>wave 3>wave 3>wave 3>wave 2 >wave 2>clear>wave 1 wipe
Oh shit almost forgot about pb!
>>561760681Take it back.
Vac should be affected by object shredder.
PB 7/10
>>561784135I don't play with racists.
Participating in the PB is rubbing it to the Frenchie's face since his shitcord has barely any active players
I can see why you guys have more fun in pb. Frenchie doesn't seem like a nice guy
11.0 unironically ruined the game for me.
>>561784703Adapt
>>561784932Not an argument
>>561784703What's your issue
lmao3.0 did
>>561785412Git gud shitter Skill issue
Damn, I dry on that one mb
>>561785642>>561784703Shitters who can't adapt.
>>561787503it's called having standards
Fellas, is splat a kid's game.Been seeing a lot of shitters being loud that its too competitive
>>561787954Or you just suck. And there's no shame in admitting that.
Alright I'll adapt>picks cblaster
I need to get better at rainmaker. That was sad
i completely forgot about the pb
GGs pb
GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.https://litter.catbox.moe/jgkwtmfaxn2kzj5d.flac
GGs pbersThanks for hosting
GGs!
GGs wooms and veems pb.that was fresh af. Thanks for hosting
>>561790329good woomy
>>561790329Would she hold a oomi in her arms
>>561790517Probably even lift him over her head, woomies have superwooman strength.
here, eat these, little woomy
ggs pb (panko belly).
>>561791428Hacks?
>>561789947you should have to cap both first checkpoints before the final one unlocks.
>>561792395Lag.
GGs again.HQ: https://files.catbox.moe/29oz3f.png
1king fish at rot?
>>561792728
>>561793617I might.
>>561792728noone complained in the pb, I wonder which player was missing?
>>561794836(You)
>>561795601not him, heres a hint, it rhymes with sold
>>561794198Has that turned into a yes or no?
>>561793617I haven't played in like half a year but I can join if you don't mind me dying every 5 seconds.
>>561795858I forgot. Let me switch games, I'll be there in a couple mins.
>>561796085>>561796581Opening.
>>561795858Ready.
i will draw a single cephchoose body typebring them to me
ggs 1king boys
GGSR! Thanks for inviting.
>>561800273draw voluptuous Bigman
>>561800498GGGGGGs stinky woomy and non-yebby weyy, good fish, I don't know how to deal with this king.Take care!
>>561800273chubby frye being poked by shiver's finger
>>561800621that's a manta ray
>>561800273My woomy but with big ink sacs.
>>561800658it hath been done
>>561804232All those food fest caught up with her.
>>561804232cute
>>561804232good...
>>561804232One more hip
You now remember when Splatoon 3 would randomly crash in the first few months of release.
>>561811939i don't, actually
>>561811939Never happened to me and I played daily then
>>561811160me when the 10th migraine of the week hits
How flat do you like your woomies?
>>561814295This flat.
I wore my Pearlina t-shirt today.
>>561818979what size
>>561818478BLUE BOARD!!!!!!
harmony time?
woomy
>>561819517
>>561819517>>561819662Yes
1-3 I take a drawing request for the thread 4-6 I draw a reference for a NSFW drawing a friend wants to commission of my OCs7-9 I do neither and play video games0 I kill myself
>>561819850goodbye
>>561819850wtf
>>561819850don't do it anon
>>561819850Yeah yeah just draw a woomy already alright?
>>561819226L.
>>561818979And what image of them is on it?
>>561821424This.
>>561819850my girlfriend walked in and stopped me so I'm rolling again
>>561822916can you show me your gf's ceph
>>561825636She's not into OCtism so I just drew her as a woomy
>>561827187>socks and sandalsbad woomy
yewwy
Where are the openeers
>>561828740they're slippers actually
i think everyone is playing that crimson desert game while listening to k-pop
>>561829196uhhhhhhh actually I'm playing some indie game #10000000 and Slay the Spire 2.
>>561829196J pop, and a different game.
>>561829196literally who
Thought about playing splatoon.
>>561830493I can't help you im not a therapist.
>>561830659
>>561822714They definitely let 8 sleep in the middle
anyone want to som? trying tobreak 400
>>561833480In an hour or two if it still works for you. What rank are you at now?
>>561835253240 sadly
>>561835253also yes. I'm pretty much free by then
>>561837101Ok, trying to wrap something up, should be 30-45 minutes with some luck. >>561836004That's just 8 cleared shifts, what could possibly go wrong.
>>561839135YOU FOOL YOU HAVE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALSO ITS 5 NOW
Splatted a yebby so hard he made the Thunder vs Lightning scream.
>>561839262I am ready to kill fish now.
>>561840982I got a room
>>561841256at 370 now
>>561842152Smooth sailing.Did it kick you out of the room for accepting the fr?
>>561842239It did lol
>>561842571
>>561842637my b on that one, sticks are ass
that should be it. GGs bosswoom
We can keep going if you'd like, but thanks a lot. tipped the scales and ended with a king
>>561844057>>561843927GGs and grats weyyfriend, that was a nice way to finish it!I feel fished out from this rotation, but thanks. Could go for some Open if you feel like though.
>>561844352Maybe, although it's late now. Again, In appreciate it greatly.
I forgot to attach the image
>>561846723Yeah no worries, I'm calling it a night now. Been having bad time in Anarchy lately anyway. See you around!>>561846935ナイス!
I had a hallucination about woomies while getting high
good wooming
>>561861404Good Wooming
but it's 6:30 pm
Marie lap pillow.....
>>561861404Good wooming
inksight is so rude to me what does this even mean
>>561876692you tripped a flag of "intentionally not contributing"
No one is playing tableturf?
>>561885031tableturf is fun as a little post-ranked thingy i should play it more
in 10 days it will have been 300 days since raiders was first revealed
Slay the woomy
>>5618850314 years and still no matchmaking.
1king fish?
>>561890624Sure
>>561890787Opening.
>>561891437Knock?
>>561891670Opening after this shift.
>>561890624>>561891820I could
>>561892229Opening.
>>561892282in
>>561811160smartest inker
How do I not be stupid with Dynamo in slom?
GGs, good kill.
ggs 1fishies
>>561890624>>561890787>>561892229GGs fishers!
>>561896665>>561896721>>561897331GGs
>>561895275Hold ZR while Holding ZL so when you reemerge you immediately swing. Don’t try for vertical swipes and stick to mowing down the trash and inking the ground. The bosses you should focus on is Scrapper’s, Eel tails, and Big Shots.
>>561882943imagine the hugs
i want to hug a woomveem.................
shoutout to flopshredders
Honest question, which outfit do I look cooler in? The tank top with the bandana or the leather jacket?
>>561906856second one>Idon't
>>561906856Right.
>>561907030Damn, I was even kind of proud of the tank top outfit a few years ago. But every time I ask for opinions I either get told that I look like a wife beater or a complete faggot.Doesn't help that I even comm'd a few artists to draw it, back to the drawing board I guess. ;_;
>>561907604>validate my choicesNo. Love yourself first.
>>561908472She's smuggling candy into a theater.
>>561907604>not keeping alt outfits
How do we feel about drill woomies?
>>561908921NGMI knows woomies would be too powerful if they could have ojou drills.
>>561906856Both look kinda gay but right looks more like a top, so right
Screencap thisJuly 2nd or 30th Splatoon Raiders release.t. knower.
>>561907604keep your offmodel oc trash to xitter please
>>561906856Cute weyy, I think I like the right one a bit more, but both are nice.
The reason why it's taking so long for raiders to come out is because they made a hundred different hairstyles and now they have to narrow it down to 3 new hairstyles. Inkling gets 2 and octoling gets 1 and we already saw one of inklings new styles.
>>561911961No they actually just need to finish all the different dialogue options for the player character attempting to join into Deep Cut's polycule
Evens woom, odds weyy.
>>561913708see, adding deep cut was a mistake. should've been a solo adventure for once.
>>561914819It is a solo adventure you go do everything while they sit around and fish, eat, fuck
>>561915153i'd kick them off the island for fucking
>>561915153Please don't fuck the fish.
Short open?
>>561917134Ok
>>561917176Opening.
>>561917134ill play
>>561917537Opening.
GGs openers
This game is fucking rotten.
>>561915153What the hell is Frye even doing?I know Big Man is scouting and has all that gear and Shiver is a profishional, whatvis Frye's contribution?
>>561921239someone has to eat the food
>>561919709>>561919656GGs now that I'm less mad.
you should play better bro
>>561921239Eat the food?Give you snarky remarks like Maire did?I guess she'll be the one that builds your gear bring her the parts and get item
>>561921239frye's contribution is that her massive ears wiggle a bit when you do something good
Woomy lover.
gave eight a really large zipper
>>561927252good veemo
>>561927252Yeah that works well and good veemo
>>561927252Cute.
>>561927252
>>561934475dark woomy love
*mlem*
>>561929330>>561704656Zippers are made to be pulled, it's true
more likely STUPIDTOON
>>561940661The problem is you didn't have the splatoon 3 controller that gives you fwar.
>he's still playing splatoon 3lmao
it's fun
what if you unblocked me
>>561948798i am
>Who's that Pokemon?It's [woomy!]>It's Clefairy![squee!]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYogi6pi-hoi miss burst bomb eliter...
>>561940661It's still really funny to me how grown adults will damage their own property over temper tantrums
>>561960583to be fair we're playing "apple changing the gun emoji into a water gun, the game"
>>561960769Thank you very much, Tim Apple.
>>561971152Since image search just leads to some rando retweeting arthttps://x.com/chanryi_spla/status/2036382514164400254
>>561971152Pearl looks cute in a skirt
>>561971423Yeah, saucenao and similars have just been dogshit as of late. I didn't recall the source for this either, was just bumping.
Where's she goin'
To hang out with woomies
Third kits will save this game.
>>561981537anon still lives in 2024
woomy is negated
skateboard vs bmx vs aggressive inline splatfestscooterfags shall not apply
they laughed at my yebby and called him a fag because he couldn't do a kickflip...
>On your woomykeep, i play woomy and exile your woomy>Woomyspell.>Go ahead.
>>561995106Kazoo sexo
>>562003616A2 is supposed to be flat.
Putz12 was right about the right way to play RM btw, especially in 3.
>>562004661sauce?
>>562004821oka_kabe2
>>562004568Kiss yebbi.
I love how fucking dopey shiver looks once you start looking at any part of her but her eyes
>>562010198>looking at any part of her but her eyeshow
anyone wanna do the duo challenge or open?
>>562010198frye's eyes are so enchanting
>>562016006she's got the raccoon mask to match shiver's fox eyes
>>562017736me in the bottom right
>>562017736callie and marie are the kitsune and tanukipearl and marina are the hare and turtleshiver, frye, and big man are the crane, the snake, and the boar respectively
>>562017736look it’s snakehands
>>562018032damn marie's nuts must be fat as hell
>>562005072Thanks
>>562018880Kiki my beloved.
>>561982830>>561982458>>561870482I need to spacoom
>>562023207whats your discord?
>>562023513throwawaycumaccount
>>562004568He's standing right next to it, why doesn't he pick it up?
>>562023816some people never take it because they're either expecting someone else to be the rainmaker bitch while they continuing Slaying like a god, or they just have such low self confidence that they assume they'll fuck it up somehow
>>562023816He's a frontliner. He's above such menial tasks.
>>562004682??
>>562023816Because this starts a 15 seconds timer to your team getting knocked out
>>562023816he plays sploosh and his only joy in life is running directly into the enemy team, getting one kill due to lag, then dying violently
>>562029281But I can do that with rainmaker while at the same time gain some ground for my team.
I accidentally played splatoon today.
>>562038546Hate it when that happens.
High tide in this rot is a death sentence
we're so dead
stupid vampire squid and dumbo octopus
>Rank-up Battle?>say no more, here's your host and teammate
i listen to k-pop to calm down when i lose
eight holding ia3 from behind and squeezing her little woobies
>>562050042When you defeat her the screen turns white. That's steam from the steamy sex they're having
never krill yourself
black * rock woomythe woomy of black rocks
>>562043339does she know that they make dark bandaids for darker skin tones
stella > callietina > marielorelei > pearliida > marinamegan > shiverangie > fryeray > bigman
>>562058507who?
>>562058507>megan
>>562058507Marina > Marie
>>562058958kpop idols lol
sometimes, people who play this game can be pretty amusing
>>562067452
>>562059394>Dan Schneider
>>562058507i like haya for shiver but lorelei is just weird
>>562058507you will never be hispanic
tfw no tomboy goblin gf
>>562068480>>562067452so much needless downtimepeople play like that and then wonder why they keep losing so hard when the game doesn't hand them fwars
>>562077807Fun octo facts, when you slap her butt hard she makes the cutest of sounds>t.Frye
>>562056435This woomy is a flop shredder she has extremely high levels of dum.
>>562079309is it like that part in calamari inkantation 3mix where she inexplicably inks herself
>>562081052This is a different cute sound>yfw Frye really does have a fun octo facts section on her ikagram account.
WooMii.
>>562088173Good WooMii
They’re finally translating the Tears of The Kingdom artbookBut for the Splatoon 3 artbook… its completely over, isn’t it???
>>562091272yeah dude it's totally over splatoon 4 will be a japanese exclusive title too man it's never been more over than it has been at this very moment my guy we're so fucked bro
Raiders will be CENSORED in the US.... Shiver replaced with Theyver.........
>>562067452>>562068480What part of the world is it that little Timmy is free to start playing this game for the first time?
ok i beat inner agent 3 without armor break, when do i get to be s+
>happy transge-A-downdownAArightA
>>562100001When you waste enough time to reach it. Time is all you need skill not required.
>>562100001when you stop feeding due to lack of awareness
>>562101078Why do you waste your time making posts like these, Goji
>>562102683I use the JP Splatfest region though.
woomnuy
when I grow up I wanna be a squid
>>562088173good woomy, super excited for this game it's the closest we'll get to woomies in apartments. I hope they add splatoon-related items like AC did
what if splatoon 4 had a woomy bar that you filled by being woomy and let you woomy harder
>>562104467Getting my woomy drawn in a bunnysuit next year.
https://x.com/HoshiNoKotta/status/2038820304143745198
>>562102683It's obviously joey or octo aori
>>562123847Tako sexo.........cough cough cough to much chlorine in the air
Woomy 64
>>56212595364 [woomy!]32 [woomy!]16 [woomy!]8 [woomy!]4 [woomy!][twoomy!][woomy!][woo!][w!]the [woomy!] game!
1-3 I kill myself4-6 I kill myself7-9 I kill myself0 I take a drawing request for the thread
>>562129354please don't
>>562129462why
>>562131286Sorry, I can say I have burnt out on fish. Very cute image you posted. However I shall listen to woomy and take a break.
Dead game... dead woomies...
>>562138520Woomies don't die they just get more and more silly until they reach peak silly which will allow them to ascend into the silly realm.
How much time do you want to play as idol's in Raiders?
>>562139785Me on the right.
>>562107938https://x.com/HoshiNoKotta/status/2039175226521514167
/ink/er woomveems in reverse bunnysuits
>>562154765now you're speaking my language
Woomy in a bunny onesie.
For april fool's Nogami will make you play 6 hours of flounder tc.
regretfully, S3 is an April fools joke.
AN APARTMENT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
What songs would singing dolls of the Squid Sisters each play when squeezed?
>>562139785Woometal Gear 2: Solid Skate
>>562163492Bomb Rush Blush and Tide Goes Out.
>>562163492Ram Ranch and I'm FatI'll let you decide who sings what
>>562163492Naruto OP 3 and Bleach OP 6
>>562163492This anon >>562163710 has the only correct answer.
>>562163710>>562163894>>562163947>>562164238And how would you get the dolls to sing?
>>562167656Press the mole on their cheek.
>>562167656when the doll's internal onahole sensor reads you have deposited enough semen they start to sing. technially you dont need semen but some special liquid that comes with the doll and they sell refill cartridges.>captcha is now asking me to identify the "ur a big guy" guylmao
For april fools splatoon 3 online is going to be shut down for a year but splatoon 2 will still be available.
>>562168792Overdue desu
why couldn't you just stay fresh...?
4th kits will save this game
>>562174370we'll get 4th splash with marker splashdown because ngmi hates us
decav with fizzy and soda
>>562163492https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU2siJ2c5TA
I'm gonna say the n wordngyes
>>562180029what the heck
the most unfunny day of the year begins
a perfect day for a snipewriter buff but they won't even throw us that bone
Frye has lost weight.April Fools!
Hey fellas check out my cool gameplay clips :D
There is more where that came from :)
I do love myself some Clam Blitzing 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜
Getting cornered? I don't think so (๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭
It's Reefslider appreciation day!!! Post your quirkiest reef moments!
>>562191602veemy...
I should go back to Veemo so we can play together again, sisters!
i want shiver to use me as her reefslider
Baron Veemo
>>562192459You're a joke alright but you're not funny
lol
(. ᴗ .)
I miss u guys (∩˃o˂∩)
Return of the mammalians.
>>562208281Found a secret squid
>>562198146maybe you'll stop missing if you stop using aerospray
don't reply to it.
the cucKold mormon is liking and retweeting mii porn on twitter open back up the schools already
HOLY SHIT CHECK NINTENDO TODAY
>>562212183b8
>>562212183you do realize they send notifications, right?
>>562208537Hit or miss I guess I never miss uhYou got a woomfriend I bet she doesn't kiss yaShe will find another weyy and she won't miss ya She gon' woomy and hit the dab like Miss Callie-fa
>>562211638
>>562212763>m.jpg
>>562208641But it's funny
>>562212183kill yourself
>>562212763this is goji pretending to be him btw
>>562213059if youre at the point youre gooning to miis/tamogatchi life, you have to kill yourself immediately
stop replying to yourself oh my god
>FWARRRRK I left my dead splatoon shitcord with 5 active members none of which play splatoon and came back to /ink/ to post my shit clips nobody watches in order to get an ounce of ackwnoledgment from players that long learned to ignore my shit posts because I'm a depressed loser in my thirties that can't get real friends his age. I shat the thread and nobody cared, everyone has me blocked and will never play with me intentionally ever again but I will continue to insist on coming back just for the thought of continuing existing in their mind because I'm inconsequential and will die alone, forgotten. AAAAAIIIE SNAKEHANDS-CHAN, BROY-SAMA, FANTASY-KUN, PANIC-SAN PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE ME UN BL OCK MEEEE I WANNA PLAY THE PB!!!
F can you block kold already we had a really fun PB last week without him and now he's schizobabbling about the frenchie who hasn't been here in a long time
I hate woomies.
>implying anyone here still plays this garbage game
>>562213787I've got too much going on to impersonate someone I haven't thought about before you brought him up Anon.
>>562220860This woomy often goes nopan.
>>562221229kold probably jerks off to this
>>562221804I BELIEVE
AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>562223317Tunnel vision gets players of all levels
wait how do people who complain about discord know all this information about discord?
>>562225220spies
>>562225220Schizos are great at making fanfiction of people they really hate.
no nigger
>>562227734Calm down no-noYou won't get unblocked if you act like this
>implying
where are the woomy captures?
no woomy reference in the mario bros galaxy movie
>>562234181i shall only pirate it then
New Splatfest Clobbopus vs Inkay vs Mantyke
>>562234181wdym there was a gay kiss scene
>>562234181Only reference that should be made in a nintendo movie is earth bound actually no I take that back this movie is shit only the most shit ips should be referenced
Success!!
what are you doing there's no food in space
>>562241456Except for millions of delicious salmon eggs.
I know for certain he was in the ink vs ink tournament and almost everyone in that server had nitro themed profiles with accounts over 5 years old. Its just ironic seeing him complain about discord when he's part of the very problem he's complaining about.
can we have an update yet
>>562246267We're not getting more third kits.
>>562246424clarification. update on raiders.
i hate flopshredders!!
Splatoon Raiders will have NFT and blockchain integration.
>>562251750What an unfresh joke that shit is dead now your a year to late very unfresh almost stinky anon.
Splatoon raiders will be a good game.
>>562252306Its been a good game since Day 1 I'll show 3 reasons why
>>562252672Soon we'll find out if her chest has been nerfed.
GGs R
>>562257483GGs!
>>562237062So yeah, just Earthbound.
wish me luck
>>562261551I'm queuing up with you, we got this.
>>562261551 are you winning, squigga?
>>562261551Ganbatte!
>>562262494well,
>>562263536Fuck it we ball.
>>562264197welp, the last two matches both had a 200mmr deficit on our sideguess im stuck here forever
>>562264512LMFAO YOU SUCK
>>562264512200 is nothing
>>562264512you can climb easily to S+ with qr build painbrush
>>562264512Post a time you want to do your rank ups. If enough of us queue for a series match at the same time we can probably get matched with you.We'd also have to synchronize down to the second https://www.clocktab.com/.
>>562265783idk i doubt that, my main issue is that i have not played much pvp ever so while i managed to beat ia3 armorless i just don't have the general game sense that comes easily to others who pvp'd a ton, so i find it very hard to play weapons that require more careful timing and positioning and the like. ive been playing a combination of splashdown squelcher, sploosh (though it's not often viable), and jr bomb spam>>562264848well yeah if i was good i wouldn't be losing in s ranknot having the game sense to know why you're losing a match while it's happening is a pretty unpleasant experience though
>>562266041>actually cheatingNever change /ink/
>>562272184Explain how it’s cheating?
>>562245000He won that
what if we forgive him
