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don't shoot
There's no way she actually said it
>>561688913
student for this feel?
Don't shoot! This student is not black.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp0cmbm6eEostudents for this feel?
Jumby my beloved...
resetalice!
treeset
resetkaede
resetarona
gogurtset
Suouset
Hardest pic of 2026 just dropped and it's only 3 months in
>>561689295>>561689297>>561689302>>561689304
>>561689306>>561689307DIE
Slowpokeset
My canon wife Fuuka...
>>561689310>3 months inhow
coom in Nozoom.
>>561689367At least I didn't time travel this time
Sex.With… Cherino?!
>>561689306Pffffffftttt
HIMARISET
>>561689514show your purples
>>561688978Senseis for this feel?
>>561689514
>>561688913I don't get it.
>>561689629Anyone from America.
FUCK
YEAH
>I just lost to a Tsurugi
FINALLYI wonder if I should keep going, how good of a choice is she for Hovercraft?
Sea king
>>561690241pretty good but you need her bond gear too
>>561690241she isn't good this season but it's better than nothing and for hovercraft she works at lv1 as long as her bond gear is lv2, you want the hitcount of the turrets for the def down but she doesn't really deal damage
>>561690089>>561690095prove it
>>561690241Pretty much BiS for p2
>>561689483I always forget how sexy this little gremlin is
>>561690032
>>561690381
>>561690324>>561690363>>561690389I already have the bond gear, I meant how much damage can she deal>but she doesn't really deal damageWell, fuck. Eh, I guess I'll keep going till UE40. Then maybe I'll save up coins for fes or start buying eleph for someone else
>>561690598she is mostly used for the attack speed mechanic of second phase
>>561689629I used to think that I wasn't interested in the women my age (30's) because I wanted to be with someone who still had the vitality of youth, then I came to realize that I wanted someone who had the vitality of MY youth, which is a 2000's kind of youth. Modern youth are not that, and I probably wouldn't have found what I was looking for among them.
>>561690598If she's your student wife then yeah spend those coins but just make sure you can still refresh during 2x and events
>>561690389Not for torment
>>561690701
>>561690701Yeah, teams without Utaha exists but I double an anon that just got their Utaha to UE30 is gonna do TOR or have all the required students to build a team without Utaha
>>561690701Speaking of: how much does a 3* Miyu do? I don't have uNeru or pjNoa, which sucks.
>>561691018It's literally just Kisaki + Rio/SNagisa and UNeru though
>>561691123>Kisaki + RioI don't have them
6 more months of this dogshit pvp...
>>561691252you rike?
>>561691123>Just>for a newbab that only scounged up enough coins for UE30 now
How can nodoka's mosquito bites possibly compete against shigure's voluptuous chest?
>>561691285Nothing about Utaha being UE30 indicates that someone is a newfag.
>>561691309They can coexist, just as hamsters and elephants share the same world, so too can breasts.
>>561691282It's fucking TERRIBLE.
>>561691285If a newfag started in time to get Rio then it's perfectly reasonable to think they might have those fes students but not have been spamming their coins out on utaha.I didn't get Utaha up for a long ass time and I've been playing since a few months after launch.
>2 people ive attacked and wonned in a single day fell out of platwhoops hehe
>>561690241I don't think anyone is wasting their precious milennium mats on a Utaha?
>>561691629she doesn't really need any investment other than bond gear
>decide to watch pvp>enemy's hanako uses her EX 3 times before mine does it once
>>561690363>she isn't good this seasonShe is, she's just outclassed by Reisa who basically does the same thing but better
I love Blue Archive PvP.
>>561691309I will suck on Nodoka's chest until it grows large
>>561691797Why are you running Mine this season?
>>561691873wouldn't that make it smaller?
>>561691797>squirt the enemy hanako>MISS BLOCKBLOCKBLOCK MISS>0 damage>she squirts me back>HIT CRIT CRIT CRIT CRIT CRIT CRIT DEAD
>>561691967Just run Nodoka for increased accuracy bwo
I'm an oldfag been playing for 1+ years and I've literally never watched a single pvp match
>out of gear templates>out of gear xp>out of trinity and millenium mats for the month>low on xp because I had to farm credits during commissions>almost out of ligma>none of the meta students built for this seasonFuck me
serina probably smells nice
>>561692289You hadSIXMONTHS
you will never catch me alive
>>561692175Watching pvp is the secret cheat that all the top-rankers use to win all their matches.
>>561692371How does it even relate to his post? He probably invested into something different
GUH... phew...
>>561692402post defense
>>561692371Literally nobody mentioned this was an eimi triple tank season for these past 6 months and the OP guide is multiple seasons out of date
>>561692593people were talking up eimi the moment the gimmick was datamined. weeks before it even came out
>>561692593Me when I gaslight fellow posters to cover my own shortfalls.
>>561692593>Literally nobody mentioned this was an eimi triple tank season for these past 6 months that's a lie
>>561692593there were plenty of reasons to invest in eimi even before this pvp season
>0/5I'm not doing so well bros
I don't love all my students.
>>561692593I hardly even post in /bag/ and I knew it'd be eimi central.You are oblivious or lying.
>>561692593Someone even made fan art of the shitshow
>>561692175Torturing yourself a bit to understand how the damages got that retarded usually works until you lose patience.And there's a skip button at the corner of the screen anyway once you get tired.
Was there ever a good pvp season in Blue Archive?
>>561693206You can't control anything, that alone makes it dogshit double buffalo diarrhea
>>561693206>Bad season = I have to actually try to stay in top 100>Good season = I don't have to try at allSo far this one has been good
last season was the worst idk why you fags are crying now
sHanako should get a bond gear that nerfs her. Like crystal haniwa stuck up her ass or something
Jumped 25k places by doing Lunatic lmao
>>561693626And how would that nerf her? Giving her constant orgasms so she can't focus on fighting?
>>561693715uhhh maybe
>>561690598Last time I did it, she dealt around 5-10% of the overall damage, which is not a lot but it's still a good damage while fulfilling the raid mechanic.
>>561693626I will simply not equip it
https://x.com/SugarBlush_/status/2037545594814857632?s=20midorisex
>>561693615Last season was gambling with a few somewhat reliable counters to some things, this season is just pure gambling that also takes forever if you try to watch it to understand the mess (you won't).They should just do the opposite of this season. Everyone gets 1 HP, Kuroko dies instantly when she uses her skill, and if you hit two opponents at the same time Yesod slaps your shit.
It feels like everyone wants to molest this character and I don't know why
>>561694150she would've been top tier if she wore a skirt
>>561694150To be fair she looks very molestable
>>561694150she looks easy to groom too
GUH
stop posting art
okI'll post cosplay instead
Stop posting
ZOOS
wat yu wan
What do you do when your wife suddenly becomes Chinese?
Thoughts on Seia Sex? T u Thttps://x.com/sydusarts/status/2037552319664165280?s=46
>>561694952what I do when she becomes black
my def team is Hoshino, bNeru, Eimi, sHanako + sShiroko and mReisa. How do I improve it?
cum
>>561694952Both are coomies so
>>561694150Millennium needed their first retard character
Say the line, Twitter.
>>561695156
This is the third time Rinny walks in on me changing out of grey sweatpants. Always some "urgent business has popped up." I'm starting to think it's not on accident.
I hate this shit raid so much you can't even imagine. 15 seconds over time. -1 hour of my life. I knew I should have just done torment for the rest of the week.
I raised my Miyako, it's over
>>561695262bro, your momoi
>>561692968>Yuuka committing homicide with her weighth-hot
>>561694967
Saki, hit replay one more time.
>>561696091>...we hate adults like you the most.
this deadbeat is always at my cafe
>>561695993My approach to lunatic is always having extra teams ready. Too easy for something to go wrong
>>561696309I’d pick the rice out of Kaya’s hair like one of those birds that feed on a giraffe’s parasites.
>>561693615Last season was great because it was dead simple and 90% of the meta was just putting your Iori in the right lane. The only bad part was how the starting layout forced Iori to always step into enemy range before the tanks, regardless of positioning and thus autolose like 10% of matches. But aside from that it was the best pvp season we've ever had.This season is ass because it's back to evasion and S.Hanako gambling but watching a match play out takes a stupidly long time and it's difficult to parse the visual nonsense to even see what's happening.
>>561696452I cleared it yesterday. I used 7 teams what do you want. Movement is just completely unpredictable if you're not using a shitty guide on exact timing and positioning of movement skills. It's the worst mechanic of the game because one tick of the game can change the whole thing. My favorite is - Even if you move to the right side, tank can just run out of the protection circle because she doesn't have enough range and die to the explosion.
>>561693701Wouldn't SHanako steal the buff from QTomoe's basic in the first team?
>>561695146Drop sShiroko for Hibiki. The discount doesn't matter so much this season because fights take so long.
>tfw no healer ReisaShould I use Hot Nodoka?
>>561694952the agenda of the artist pretty evident here
>>561696930yeah
>>561696712Probably, but I'm using her just for the shield+repo+ blue effiency sub
>>561697130(And that's a good thing!)
Reality:
>normal Sensei interaction with his students
will maris retire for ins/tor content after baris is released?
>>561693701>2200 alreadyI am nervous, very nervous.
>>561697578>will <blue dps student> retire for ins/tor content after baris is released?yes
>>561697380the reality is that Sensei would never go out with a stinky student like Yukari
>>561691706she needs m/7/7/7 and UE40 too unless you want her to be useless shit
>>561697603the plat cuttoff will be nowhere near LUN. For reference Binah had 12k the first day.
>>561697380This one was pretty good, gotta say.
>>561697632I EXCLUSIVELY lust after stinky students
>>561697632I would go out with stinky student
>>561697680You don't even use her ex bro
>>561697632Even better
>>561697578MAris has never been more than a crit fish option. She's already outclassed by SMika/Waka/Kuroko
>I would NEVER have a relationship like that with my student>I-Is that... a brown girl..?>AWOOOOOGA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz8rQVNj-2s
They should make a game like Blue Archive but your character isn't someone in any position of responsibility and he's allowed to bust inside every girl
>>561697842I said this, but I was not in control of my actions and cannot be held liable.
This thread stinks.
>>561697842
>>561697691>Kurokage had 2kOkay I am less nervous now.
>>561697943Where do you find historical data about the number of clears each day? Yuzutrends deletes it after the current raid ends.
Uh oh stinky
>>561697764But you do on lunatic
>>561698021nevermind souriki border has them
>>561697894but Sensei already does that
maybe you teleport to the anime world when you finally lose it and your sanity gets obliterated
Saki more like Sinki
>>561698213no
https://x.com/omaruoxou/status/2021445625062228086vagina mask
Stinky mob
>>561698302fym no
>>561698583me and my son
I miss Hifumiwank so much. I wish for it to come back.
>>561698137It does but it's pretty weird. Like for kurokage that I mentioned it's only counting from Friday? Did that start on Thursday? I don't remember. Twitter autists are better for it, like https://x.com/mioyx
Start your two-week Minecraft world.
>>561698636holy shit how did you give birth to someone twice your size?
>>561698217Imagine the smell I came several times doing so
What does she smell like?
>>561698636Why does your son wear makeup?
>>561698847donut glaze and rose petals
SOON
>>561698883because he's gay?
>>561698919I'm gonna glaze her donut and her rose petals if you know what I mean
>>561697748>Ui is stinky memeI hate this stupid shit.
>>561698704This one's even better I just couldn't remember the name https://x.com/momiji_BlueArch
sometimes I imagine being a male student instead, it would be like one of those MC-in-an-all-girls-school harem vns
>>561699028it's canon
>>561697748
>>561697632>>561697748>>561697801>>561697934>>561698067>>561698217>>561698525>>561698832Does girl stink actually smell good? I’ve sadly never been with a girl in my 22 years of living and I have no clue what’s true or not
>>561697748>Ui is stinky memeI love this stupid shit.
>>561697764You use it. Why else take her?
>>561699107We have the same body dingus. What do you think girls are, aliens?
>>561699107anime girl stink does and that's all that matters
>>561698067
>>561699107it's not true, but it's fun to imagine it's goodthat's why plushies and dakis are superior because they do smell good
I love buddy minutes.
it's kinda funny seeing sHanako being my least borrowed student
>>561699107you kinda just get used to it. like how when you fart it doesn't smell as bad as when someone else farts. their BO becomes your BO.t. stinky gf expert
>>561699171For her bond gear NS. The EX is only used on luna for absorbing the tank hit
>>561699107my sisters room can smell rancid sometimes you're not missing out much
whats the best defense formation fortsubaki, shun, shanako, eimi?
>>561699230sponsored stream when
>>561699232But they smell of your own sweat and cum......
>>561699353weebsen plays it already you can bet on it
>>561699353Imagine not watching the tier 3 streams
>>561699392NOI do not HAVE SEXthat's DISGUSTING
>binah third day participation 348 317>goz third day participation 276 471It's never been more over...
>>561699615>cries about it instead of taking a showeraverage woman
>>561699392Still better than real girls who smell of another man's cum
imagine you enter the GDD room and see the girls playing the farmer dance thing from Balan Wonderworld and you leave without saying a word
>>561699612Nobody likes the niggerfaggot cat
>>561699705I'm the one stopping her from taking a shower
>>561699028She literally says to sensei "do not comment on the smell" in the The Sister and the Magician of the Old Bookstore event.
>>561699823Not even to clear normal difficulty and get free 600? Plus 100 for first participation since the last time they did this raid was halfway through 2023.
>>561699823>niggerfaggot catWOW that rude and uncalled for
>>561699753That's a weird and rude way to refer to your mommy.
Ui is obviously stink-coded, if you can't see that it's because you're covering your eyes
>>561699823I would never call my cat a faggot
Your choice?
sensei
kei sexo
I'M GONNA SNIFF
>>561699823momoi?
>>561699823STFU Reisa
>>561700416>>561700474
I can't take stinkfags seriously because every time someone mentions it I imagine the images of the girls with the green cloud around them
Would the BA girls still love me like they do sensei in game if an ugly bastard like me got transported into Kivitos, or would I get mocked and made fun of…?
>>561700262leftzr is a gift from god which i am wise not to reject
>>561700598Isekais don't ever show this, but before you respawn in a new world they put you through training camp and force you to meet the beauty standards and other physical aesthetics of your new destination.So you wouldn't be an ugly bastard in Kivotos because you'd have it beaten the fuck out of your system beforehand.
>>561700302What's this mean, she tested positive for covid?
>>561700595
>>561700915covid was 6 years ago unc
im gay for serika
>>561700934
>>561700994>>561700934Personally I find it hotter when students smell my unwashed penis and feast on the smegma
>>561700978gun-in-mouth type picture
>561701086We get it man, you don't shower. Not like it comes as a surprise
Why am I not surprised that a akofag said that.
What do I get for lunch
>>561701209he's bald too
>>561700834What about tsukimichi where the guy is specifically thrown to the monsters for being ugly by the goddess?I think the kivotos lifestyle would force you to be fit anyway, considering how often you'd be running, either place to place because the public transport got blown up or away from gunfights
Sensei but he acts like Dan Hibiki
Why do doujins make such a big deal about dicksmell anyway?
smegu status?
>>561699107Girl's odor is as awful as male's, especially if they're sweaty. Only few traces of pheromones here and there and it won't make you instantly horny and intoxicated like mangos described it or smellfags imagined it. Most smellfags usually confuses natural body odor and mixture of perfume/deodorant/clothes detergent that girls use.
pubes release pheromoneskeep your jungle to attract females
>>561701304That's a lot of burger
ASMR when
Girls don’t stink.
>>561702203Why would you want a reisa asmr? Do you wanna go deaf?
megu's molten megmasmegu's smolten smegma
Opinions?
>>561702427not surprising for that game, its community is complete trash
>file.png>off-topic
>>561702427BA discord is just as garbage, so we really can't diss Uma for this faggotry
>>561702609goodnight Chise
>file.avif>can't post
>>561702427ngl it's kinda cringe when someone call BA girls "studentwife" or "daugtherwife"like call her waifu don't make it weird
>>561702691
>file.avicithe file deleted itself
>file.paper>coffee
>>561702427This conflicts with Sharia law, and thus this is haram and will not stand.Time to get out the big bombs, muchachos.
>file.foom
All those bad posts? All me
My wife and daughterwife…
>>561703118Sir you can't post this
>>561702850"waifu" is ironic weeb garbage, you might as well just state you like gay shit like traps and futa too
>>561702427Yurichads win again.
>>561702850saying studentwife and daughterwife are cringe while waifu isn't is completely arbitrary. most normies would say they're all cringe.
>>561702673Dunno, doesn't seem that bad.
>>561703376Just call them spouseunits
>>561703118These are two daughterwives, Anon.Pic Related; Satsuki would qualify as a wife. However, she is already happily married to Sensei (Me), and together we care for my two daughterwives, Iroha and Ibuki.
satsuki is absolutely a daughter
>>561703486I recall the official BA discord deleting posts with official promo art because of lewd loli content or w/e
>>561703536Makoto is the grandma?
>>561702427our own discord isn't much better, it's just you fags are more secretive about it
>significantotherservant
>>561703610they have to do that so that discord doesn't ban them
This is the future liberals want
>>561703634I envision her as a second wife, perhaps even a sisterwife to Satsuki. At the very least, she's auntcore.
Back in my times we called them For (You) units
>>561703785wtf I'm a liberal now!?
>>561703785What the fuck?I love niggers now!
studentmaids belong in the kitchen
>>561703919Be nice when talking about Iori and Karin, faggot.
>>561704094I got the pass. You have no power here.
/bag/ has me so it's automatically better than any other Blue Archive community
Fubuki smells like flour and sugary chewing gum.
>>561703785I seeia
>>561703254Is this the fastest a community went to shit after opening its doors to the west?
>>561704229gee whiz when did I make this post?
>>561699107When someone is horny they give off a slight hormone smell. If you're into them that smell is pure bonerfuel. It works both ways as well. The "good stink" is the smell of the sexual hormones being excreted from aroused, hormone-saturated genitalia.Most people also have lots of other, less pleasant smells, which is part of why hygiene is a big part of being attractive. Nobody wants to stew in the reek of sour BO and yeast.Some east asians lack the gene that causes BO, which is a big part of why hentai places a big emphasis on smell.
>>56170439417:44:17
>>561704302Their Jap community was the shittiest to begin with.Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.
>smell discussion on /bag/>Shiroko's momo I'm reading refers directly to that topicI think I'm going insane
>>561704589how long is yuzu's neck?
How is Cygames still respected after the retarded shit they keep pulling in Grub, Uma and even going on board with AI slop
>>561702850zoom zoom
>>5617049190.95 Konokas
>>561704929Nigga you are in a Blue Archive generalYou have 0(zero) rights to talk about companies being scummy
Roll for Takane
>>561704929>How is Cygames still respectedThat their secret. They aren't.
Well yes she's spending a lot of time with Sensei tonight
>>561705109I don't have the funds to roll for permanents
>>561705185Why doesn't Kei just invite Aris to take over on Sensei duties while she rests and recharges?
>>561705059I think we got plenty right considering how generous the game is compared to other gachas.
>>561705059BA still doesn't have anything on par with the american umas or the breeding lore in grub
buruuuuuuuuuu akaibuuuuu
>>561705341especially compared to Uma which is legitimately one of the worst/greediest gachas out there
Nexon/Yostar pays artistsCygay doesn'tAll those comiket books released twice a year? Funded with gacha funds.
Don't forget to pat your students, bag
>>561705451Though we were really close to it.
>>561705631Even the comiket stands covered in naked Ibuki pictures?
GUUUUUUUH
>>561705451>>561705341Not talking about BA
>>561705701what happens if i don't
>>561702850tf are you talking about? if anything "daugtherwife" make a lot of cringe faggot rage"waifu" was always ironicif you actually believe in it just call them "wife"
>>561706004
>>561705631name 1(one) better way to spend the gacha founds
>>561705723Akemi is shit art, not shit concept. It's not even the same ball park.
uKarin's L2D must be the grossest thing ever.Like hell no woman I'm not eating the wiener you were holding between your thighs.
>>561706238FAGGOT
>>561706238
How do I get my clear video to show up on souriki-border? 総力戦,ゴズ is in the title but I don't see it there.
>>561700262pantyhose are sexier because they are seethrough but left is detachable so I can steal it and put it into my mouth hmm..
>>561706404is this a jjkman reference
>>561706238A little gay desu. The corndog is fine, she just needs to clean the grease off of her thigh (what I'm here for, obviously).
>>561700262left every time
>>561703768I just want discord to die why cant steam replace them? they should focus on software more after they are done with their hardware lineup for the decade
>>561705451Jesus Christ why did i search this shit up
>>561706516nah
Yaa~ Sensei
>>561705914this nigga got a pussy-stained neckhaha, gay
casual sex should be banned, sex is for making babies
>>561706912Mari...
>>561706902Rude...
Casual kokunnny alt would be amazing actually
>>561707001didn't know sensei could lift 300 lbs
FUCK KOKONA
>>561706912married with 8 kids, like my grandfather before me...
>>561707019Ditto
>>561707019It will be Kokona(Big) and you know it.
>>561707124Based polygamy grampa
>>561707256>polygamyno, my grandmother was just very industrious
>>561706912rajesh please
I'm making babies with Mari
>>561705451>american umasHey I think the nigga Umas look pretty cute…
>>561705451>the breeding lore in grubhuh?
>>561707450Would, but Jesus Christ what were they thinking
>>561707246>Hagifying your lolisTrash. Only kuso games do this
Start liking bad girls.
65% of india not event in the internet yet
>>561707563Grub confirmed that cross-species breeding is impossible.Imagine if BA suddenly said you can't have children with Hina or Mika, that's basically what they did.
>>561707450christ, they look so off lmao
>>561707256that many kids with one woman was the norm everywhere before industrialism and The Great Feminism
Jerking off doesn’t feel good anymore…
>>561708132Don’t do it then
WHY IS IT CALLED CHICKEN PARMESAN IF YOU NEED MOZZARELLA
Sensei...
>>561708335U wot
The smell is beginning to fade.
Akane Love!James Joyce
which 2 students would HATE the other?
>>56170756>what were they thinkingIt makes sense since the new jp scenario is located in America for the first time. The nigga Umas are all npcs though
>>561708620Ako and Yuuka for some reason...
I you could turn into a tapeworm and live inside 1 student's asshole forever who would it be and why?
>>561708620Miyu and Miyu.
never post again
Everyone should fap to Karin
I love my wife Hanuma Makoto.
>>561697842>I-Is that... a brown girl..?>AWOOOOOGAI say this
Tapeworms are disgusting. Neck yourself
>>561697940Just look at that thigh gap! It's almost literally CALLING to me!
Danger?
>>561708132WHEN MASTURBATION'S LOT ITS FUN YOU'RE FUCKING LONELY
>>561705109It costs me almost a whole day's pay. I have a limit on how much I can spend on video games. I don't want to ruin my life over digital goods.
What the fuck are these posts?
>>561709497I can't tell if /bag/ is being extra retarded or someone has set a bot on this general.
/bag/, you're being weird
*SHLOP* *SHLOP* *SHLOP* *SHLOP* *SHLOP*
>>561709586Teach me how to be less weird…
It's time to Riopost.
Oh right, I had a GA ticket to use on magical girls. Guess I'll throw it at Ui next banner.
>>561709586>/bag/, you're being weirdThat's how you sound right now.
>>561709743Rio more like Riber amirite
Who would fardelay, and mortune, and that undiscorns off time, and may contumely, thus moment wear that the ressor's cast give unwortune, ther a bare bourns of of regardelay, the with the rub; fortune, to, 'tis he ill, must of that is make wills we heir current wills be: to dreams and scorns thance dread o'er devoutraveller a bare bourn awry, to sleep; to, 'tis hear, that dreams make and naturns, whethere's come will, and the law's them? To die: than flesh is make consient merit of the when wear
>>561709474Just skip some other slut
>>561709497I blame gookako posters for this
>>561705914I handled that.
NSNonomi Sex
Prove you aren't a human right now, or else.
>>561710068Okay
Has anybody ever developed a tier chart to categorize the girls based upon chest and/or breast size?
>>561710057need to bury my face in Nonomi's milkers
>>56170984515 year olds don’t have tits this big…
>>561710134Yeah there is one that was posted a couple of times, but I disagree with it
>>561710068Ş̶̖͆̓̆ņ̵̞̤̑ò̵̬̰̍̈w̴͎͠ ̷̗͑į̵̗̺͝͠͠s̶͙̓͋̇ ̴̡̮͋̄̕f̴͓̙͚̔å̸͚͒ͅl̶̫̄͗̕l̶͎͔͂͒ḯ̶͍̤͇̏ṇ̴̢̀͋g̷̙͍͂̾ ̴̡̜̪̎t̸̢̠͊͂͘ô̴d̴͎̬́͝ǎ̴̞̠͔y̶͎̜̘͊̽,̷͕̿͝ ̸̻̙̉ý̴̼ė̷̘̜̊l̴͍͓̎͂l̸̻̏͠o̴̱̦̿͠w̴̨̳̰̒̈ ̶̨͍̾̄̉ã̷̰̰̋́n̶̼̘̳̊͒̄d̷̢̰͈̈́ ̵̜̏͝d̴͚̬͕̄i̶̖̍̈ǹ̴͇͇͆̕g̵͛͛ͅy̷̭͐̑́.̵̜̗̪̓̆̚
Green lingerie looks the best on Nonomi.
>>561688632>lose an attack>look at result>nothing's wrong with my formation>fight the same sensei again, no change>winAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING TWO TICKETS LOST FOR LITTLE GAIN
>>561707450>UMA made their teenager characters to look like actual teenager>meanwhile BA
>>561710852Get the fuck out of here retard
>>561710721you okay lil nephew, that's fanartThis is official art Maybe you should leave?
>>561711109Karin should sit on my face
need karin's chocolate milk flowing through my veins asap
>>561710852KYS
>>561710068The Joker 2 was amazing
>>561707450what the fuck are they thinking?!
Steamvet's first F99
>>561711109
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>>561711319stop assaulting my eyes with this shit
Karin minutes. Savor them.
BLACK PEOPLE
Children with brown women
>>561711407Good job*Smoooch*
wait, huh? we tollerate niggers now?
What's the secret in BA design that made every teenager a sex symbol that even the most rectangular student still looks better than Nikke bimbofication?
it's the simplicity of the designs
>>561711682British colonialists should have tried harder to gentrify India. >>561711784There's more to beauty than physical proportions.It's an important factor, of course, but you can't expect giant tits to carry you alone.
>>561711319not even mihomo games stoop to this level btw
Live together in perfect harmony.
>>561711319If you want an Egyptian horse at least go with a zebra
Throwback to v2c2 when you were out on a Hero Quest with ArisYou met up with jkAsuna and jkKarin and started spaghetti'ing because you kept staring at Karin
You heard what the clown girl said? Don't let her treat you like this.
Heartbreaking.
>>561712105Ironically I think that is what MLP did. Black people are Zebras.
best way to defend uNell from the hose?
coom in doomrope in hopegood night /bag/
which club has the most size queens?
>>561699207We actually don't
>>561705298She's selfish
Give me the Kanna figure Wing you bastards
>>561712634You seem rather familiar with that franchise. How come?
>>561712670ermmm by not using her in the first place? she'll eventually get closer to hanako's ex distance and will get showered
>oldfags with UE60 maxed Amys / mortar dogs hogging top50this is so asshow are babs supposed to compete? We can't luckshit our way up like last season
>>561702850Ironic shitposting is still shitpostingThe ironic shitposter laughs to himself as he builds a house out of shit, only to be shocked when every house around him is also now made out of shit because everyone thought he was an expert on the topic and they followed his lead. Convince newfags that this is a platonic non sexual game where stuff like that is "creepy", and be shocked when you invited people who thought it was in good faith to join the conversation.
>>561713194you rike?
>>561713036Then she needs to be put in the Corrections Chair and made to watch the pleasures of sharing Sensei (Me) with Aris
>give up on not using bYuzu so I can borrow another DPS because I was doing fuck all damage without her>my only bYuzu borrow disappeared
>BYooz is the meta support choice for bAris You guys said she was an easy skip
>>561713316She's stronger than you. Do not you dear forget it.
>>561713545torment is a joke now, if you want a high score you will definitely don't need byuzu
Rio is too sexy
>>561713770sovl
>>561713545I have Rio, nyFuuka, Seia, Ui. I think I'll live.
Man, I'm tired...
>>561713690>you will definitely don't
>>561700262Gimme prana
>>561713983Hina should sit on my lap more often
1/2
>>5617141372/2I fucked up, meant to post this first. I really like the idea of Konoka and Kazusa having a history
SOMEONECALL THE POLICEA MUREDER JUST HAPPENED
>>561714119I made this post
>torment
>>561713776This makes me wonder what Kpop alt outfits would be like.But now I wonder which three or four girls would make the best Kpop lineup. Obviously if it's not a whole club like ASS or GDD, you'd need at least two of them to be among the more popular students while the other two would be a bit more obscure if not under-represented throughout the overall BA story/lore.Chat, who would YOU want in a Blue Archive Kpop group?
>>561714348The devs are so fucking retarded man
The devs are so fucking based man
I love the devs they're all cutie pies
>>561714348
>>561714720Blue damage has spent the last 5 years with no good blue DPS
>>561714348Balancing a gacha must be a nightmare.
The devs probably didn't like the low number of Lunatic clears, so they're doing everything they can to nerf it.
>Megu user tries getting ahead of me in PVPNo, never
I'm sorry, Goz...I'm sorry it has to be this way...
would 4* Saki work well enough against no heal teams? Also is she good to pair with mLaser despite the sub being wasted
>>561715071This was not the answer though, this is overkill
blue archiv e
>>561715172nah. they're just bad at it. anyone with a working pair of eyes could've told you how broken baris is from her numbers
>>561688632been away for a bit, can any kind sensei tldr the latest alien event?
>>561715071Meh they'll just design the next blue raid to kill Aris, like they did with every red raid since SHoshino
Miyu is a slut!
>>561715172For best results just let everything slowly inflate over time, just like modern economics
>>561715957that's her antidepressants thoughshe's a good girl
>gameplay>for a gachaWho cares? It's best as a visual novel
>>561716103trvth nvke
>>561716103This is a video game board and we will care about the gameplay
>>561715172How to balance gachaGood:>increase damage by 20% every yearBad:>triple damage every yearIt's not that fucking hard
>>561714348Torment is just Ins now.
>>561716103>visual noveldon't tell me you guys actually read the story...
>>561716103Seia falseflag. /bag/ is unironically one of the main BA communities in the west when it comes to gameplay.
>>561714348My comfy plat...
>>561712670You're using a tank that repo and taunt enemies, and expexting to not get hit?
good afternoon fellow /bag/gots. what was the secret password again?
>>561716257actually cringeplay better games if you care about gameplay and not a story
>>561716474bananazoos123
>>561716474$€XY$€14
>>561716474Username: CostcoPassword: 1.50Hotdog
>>561716512Read a book
>>561716512We (yes, even Mine) play it for both.
>>561716103Nothing funnier than /bag/stressing over pvp in a visual novel to brag on anonymous board, some even spent real money to improve their coinflip chance
If Nexon didn't want us to rape blue raids why did they release a student that makes every other dps of every color look like shit?
>>561716684That's not bitcoin, that's Mika
>>561716684I need a Koharu folder for times like this.
>561716684I missed the part where that's my problem
what the fuck
>>561716901
>>561715957It's not her fault
>>5617171192/2
Cherino's vagina...
>>561717247my rights?
>>561717649you have a right to be silent while Aoba kisses you
chicken jockey
>>561716684Mika is not a cryptocurrency
seia touched my penis without permission
>>561717763i say this
>>561717801did you get hard?
>>561717882yes...
I wish Aoba would kiss me...
I finished the 8th round of rewards, tf do I do with my AP now
>>561717779I'm setting up a Mikoin rugpull, you guys want in?
>>561717942then because you liked it I'm afraid there's nothing we can do
Alright I'm gonna ask it again today...Someone post the super secret chink/nip pvp spreadsheet. Don't bother replying if you're going to troll me again.
>>561716783>>561717779Bitcoinka...
>>561718252no...
>>561718113clear out whole shop
>>561716684Bryce must be having it hard... Good
>>561717779>Mika is not a cryptocurrencyI found one, and it appears to be crashing (getting fucked)https://www.geckoterminal.com/solana/pools/DWWqVftu7tSGKe92yvk9AY5C1Ku8i1L7XYc4E3zx3Y7E
Momoi bought a pizza with bitcoin in 2011
>>561718335I don't need Red winter stuff or quimbaya relics
>>561718395
>start working>immediately feel the depression creeping up againFucking shit, I really should kill myself.
Never kill yourself
>>561718746Let me guess, retail / customer facing position?
>>561718868At least AI gen the plushie, this is just sad
Why does small Shun have more art than big Shun
>>561718868This is real, I was there
>>561719274smaller = less effort to drawthat's the reason 100%
>>561719379Thank you Chise
>>561719274As the other guy says, she is faster to draw on account of being smaller, so she gets more art because people can make it quicker.
>>561718868why ojisan fags are all brown
But we're all brown here saar
>>561719653>brown people eat brown food>the food is what makes them brownI never thought of it this way but it makes sense...
>>561719735like flamingos
my gf make lunch and visit my work to hand it to me, i feel kinda lucky
>>561719891KINO
>>561720030fuck you
>>561719891the amount of effort for this is insane
>>561719752what do flaming gos eat?
WAKE UP
>page: 5
Obesity is a crisis.
>Friday night>/bag/ is dead because all the senseis are out drinking and having casual sexMari would not be proud
> Isreal war n shit turned 4chin peaceful againBased.
>10 hours ago
>>561720056wtf why fuck him??
It's baseball season.
>>561720786can you remind me in a few minutes? I have some stuff to do
>561720798Buy a fucking ad.
>>561720786I expected a clear, mysterious fluid to be slowly and subtly seeping down between her legs.I'm disappointed to find that this is not the case.
>>561720739I'm not doing any of that I'm just watching vtubers and eating ice cream and thinking of maybe gooning tonight
my strategic momo reserves are dwindling...
> stay on top 100 with barely anyone attackMust be the easy bracket.
>>561721269I already got kicked down to 200+
>>561721269same, but I'm still slowly getting lower. at 94 currently
>>561720815Jap lost WBC Quarterfinals LMAOBurgers lost to oil beaners LOL
>>561721320age gap not large enough. Ibuki's ideal Senseihusband would be a 50+ yo unc
>>561690509>rerun raped pyro
>>561721320This is wrong. Sensei (Me) is 33 years old, and I (Sensei) don't have that much of a paunch.
wappiiiiii~
>>561721669That's you after living a comfy life of eating Ibuki's pudding and cunny
I need Wappi's tongue under my foreskin
>>561718601The crafting chamber hungers
>>561721815>foreskinimagine
>>561721269I hide my UNeru and Yuuka on JP.Nips probably can't tell what team I run since everyone's doing the same comp, and I keep my profile hidden.
>>561721469Neko-sensei...
>>561721969I know what we can do
>>561717557That’s not Cherino…
Seek God
>>561722030I've been found out...
>>561714718Kpop is not japanese culture
>>561722043Comfy nap with Toki...
Jk sex or hebe sex? Which one feels better?Because you uncs have real experience on this matter right?
>>561721998>and I keep my profile hiddenDie faggot. Anonymous pvp is the worst.
>>561722157definitely hebe
>>561722157JS sex
>>561722157Depends on which one you truly love as a person
>>561722136Who's gonna tell him?
>>561722157I don't know, the only time I ever dated was when I was 16-18 and I dated a girl 3 years older than me.
>>561715383yes, sometimes
>>561722157>hebeJust say JC, idiot
>>561722391Isn't that slop?
>>561722254JS hina playing my skin flute
>>561722507slop? you mean like what you're doing right now?
>>561721269the downsidee is that your pvp coin income will crash
I love JC
I wish I had a Miyo
JC are the best
>>561722157Neither.
>>561722657at least you can wait for the plushie
>>561722646>first year JCShe's like 12yo at the oldest anon.
>>561722507definitely gonna slopps her nipple good
You're gonna burn, alright.
oh sweet, its 3DPD hour
JC Miyako or modern Miyako?
>>561722738Old enough to workOld enough for me
>>561722738
No Miyako
>>561722968For me reason she grew like sour milk
>>561722968Does JC miyako hate adults?
>>561723059
Yes Miyako
>>561722738Perfect
>>561722738the best age range
no Miyako
>>561722761babu
I can’t get enough of aged down students
>>561723153desperately need to redraw bunch of student sprite as well. Kotori, Utaha, Eimi, Shimiko etc are all cute students who terribly drawn
>>561723225>AP refillsI always see these to imply sex, but I dunno how they're meant to be used. Aren't they just like energy drinks? Do they help jizz production or boner longevity? Do they have any effect on women such as sensitivity?I believe a fuller study should be implemented. I'll volunteer as Sensei; I will need a series of young female volunteers to portray Sora and other studentwives.
news doko?
https://x.com/funen_gomi_m/status/2037194780460146930This artist do some good footjob animations
Marry your students.
>>561718601You don't need yet
>>561723532They’re likely a spoof of Lipovitan-D, which is basically taurine with some herbs. Salarymen drink them for energy and they might help with “vitality”
This PVP season is actually putrid dogshit
>>561723532Anon, it's just an energy shot.
>>561723808based
>>561723452
Akane FOR LIFE
I bet your cafe looks like trash
>>561722157Neither. I only had that opportunity as a teenager, and I was about the same age then, too. To be fair, I also consider myself a better and more experienced person now.
>>561723532it's just Energy Drinkit's not that deep, anon
Hina bullina
Kidnap your students
>>561723743>The whole account only did footjob animationsNot a fan of feet but I respect the commitment to the craft atleast and that kayoko one was hot.
Pandemonium Fes will be the first one to feature tanned alts
>>561724136
>>561723225
>>561723928that's an old man
>>561724054Yeah, I didn't want it to look like something designed to lure students, but in the end, that's exactly how it turned out
>>561724054I'm just using the GDD preset, it's cute. my cafe 2 looks like trash though
>>561724529this looks good
finna nud up in this john cuh fr ong bruh
>>561724195at least he has more principles than those artists that suddenly draw NTR shit
I want Deca (vending machine) as furniture
>>561724054i meansummoning pool cafe ain't trash
I want smeg (green) as a student
>>561724591Thanks, I was expecting to hear that it's worse than Konoka's roomPic is cafe 2
I want cherino (9yo) cunny
>>561725241>Trinity and red winter in Gehenna It's WW2 all over again
>>561688632sex
>>561725629that's not Kokona
Consider sex with officers of the law.
Elves are good for you
I need uniform Akane
I'm baking a Golconde bread
>>561726079kino
Should elves have massive, disrespectful breasts?
>>561726171Kokona would know how to kiss because her responsible onee-chan would've taught her
>>561726236What's so disrespectful about big boobs?
>>561726236yes, for breastfeeding sensei
>>561726446>>561726446>>561726446
Don’t forget Koyuki birthday
I need Koyuki (Birthday Suit)
>>561688632Finally you made a successful thread.
