Previous: >>561680218>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDMain Story Act 1, Finale Part 1 now AvailableCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up Trainee: Satono Diamond (3*), Mejiro Bright (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Zenno Rob Roy (Speed), SSR Curren Chan (Wit), SSR Marvelous Sunday (Guts), SR Curren Chan (Speed)Current CM: Pisces Cup - Hanshin Turf 3200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/632/03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards03/12 - 04/15 - Paid 3* & SSR Selector available in Carats Shop03/12 - 03/24 - Free Daily 10-Scout03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)03/23 - First Anniversary Part 303/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races03/26 - First Anniversary Part 403/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Rob Roy (SSR)03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Victoire Pisa (3*), AI-Chan (3*), SSR Yanko, SSR CasinoNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
You guys should read Muv Luv
DUBAI WORLD CUP IN 14 HRS FROM NOW
ryan LOVE
Digitan LOVE
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/rOaSlRhttps://jiggie.fun/rOaSlRhttps://jiggie.fun/rOaSlR
Post pasta
>>561703719HON HON HON START THE RAIN DANCE PIERRE
If blue, pink and white is a “trans-coded” color scheme, then what does red, black and white color scheme encode?
>>561703730my goat doto wasting clocks in the corner
>when hetero bakushin x tore fanart
What do you call this gap
>>561703719Thats tomorrow noon for me, i can catch up.
here is you're "boy love" gwo
>>561703726I strongly agree
>>561703784The ultimate life form
>>561703623>The one that wears a maskBelieve?>>561703693>What is her color scheme supposed to be anyways?Owner's racing silk as usual
>>561703820Where I put my dick
REMINDER
We will witness a triple crown horse this year.
>>561703820the pinch port
>>561703758
Now that we have that out of our system, how consistent is indomitable as a recover?
>>561703951>Bakushin immediately assumes you meant something indecentShe's so retarded
Hey guys, I don't really play this game anymore. But I like reading the stories. Is there any reason bright hasn't been added to the uma story reader website yet
tag yourself, I'm cheese
the official discord seems to be against shipping as a whole, some kind of puritanical bridage by the mods.
Does discord allow trainer x Trainer ship?
>>561704084It's funny that people say stupid shit like this when the localization is done in house.
>>561704058The site is not updated yet, just wait a bit more
between half-anni selector, paid selector, and then the training the trainer selector, i have 3 uncaps i could getdo i get>MLB biko>3LB kitasan>3LB creek>3LB finemo>none of the abovefor reference yes i am a cardlet and i am also planning to go in on the tachyon/light hello banner
Of course this happens when creek is on vacation
>>561704031No one is taking that on their ace to test it Be the change you want to see in the world
Air Jihad... Forgotten...
>>561704160>Does discord allow two consenting adults
>>561704160Why would discord troons be against grooming and gay sexStop asking dumb questions
>>561704092It's time for a revolution. Rev up those pens. We are creating uma x uma, uma x trainer and goddess knows what other type of degen content until they accept defeat.
>>561704186so they hired an actual tranny and he's without supervision?
>>561704084Its always people who bitch about localizers but never bother to learn japanese. It's as if they know deep down that their efforts will be met with even more yurislop that they can no longer ignore.
>>561703719irani wake up, you have a racetrack to burn...
>>561704210Creek deserves some time off too.
>>561703951senior valentines counters it
>>561704158
>>561703914Believe who?
ever think about all the mob umas being slaughtered for being weak losers like real racehorses
>>561704334Nyo
Uh oh the cyjews bootlickers are here
>>561704395>>>/umajp/
>>561704351Anon, you fail to understand a very simple thing:JP yuri -> two hot girls kissingGlobal yuri -> political statement
repost because I was away hosing dog shit off my building's entrance and I didn't notice the new thread>>561702000>Ok that's achievable, thanks.Keep in mind the only actually viable pace chaser is xoguri therefore the "4 recoveries" advice
haha mambobese
STILL A YEAR FOR TSURU TO BE PLAYABLE
>>561704408mmmm basashi
>>561704351>yurislop>in the yuri game
>>561703979i love drama
>>561704520>a yearbro... we're not getting tsuru for just short of two years
>>561703951Imagine friendzoning yourself before the end of your own careerHer fault if trainer ends up with tazuna
>>561704408If you lose your debut race, you become glue. Those are the rules. They knew what they signed up for.
>>561704395If I pull it off, will she die
>>561704334People are already doing all of that though
>>561703951reminder
>>561704206>cardlet>has some cards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcF_6yAcjok
>>561704557You are a fucking worthless tranny
yuri exists for men's enjoyment if you look at demographics of yuri anime
>>561704026lol
>>561704092
>>561701927 >>561702713brb gonna attempt my next speedrun>>561702105>the official one is cringe>the FAN one made by pedophiles is basedbtw vid related is my punny WIFE ludolf
>Uma has the best localization in recent history>characters perfectly translated, even potentially annoying umas like Helios are handled well and with care.>Spelling mistakes are few and fixed quickly >All is well>>MUH CHRISTMAAAAAAAASAAS
>>561704515SEX
>>561704345You will respect Aryan Saitama unless you want him to veto your entrance to Agartha.https://magazine.cygames.co.jp/staffvoice/18641
>>561704672it would be extremely painful
They should have added steroids to the item shop to give +50 to all stats for 1 turn to make some races easier.
>>561704351isnt vodka one of the uma that explicitly has the hots for her trainer?
>>561704715Friendly reminder helios is canonically in love with ruby.
>>561704693i'm a cardlet because they're all 0 LB (except for 1 LB biko) and thus usually not worth running unless i'm super desperate for swinging maestro
>>561704769lmao
>>561704515omoraashi mambo
>>561704772She's a big uma
>>>/v/735848849rumao
>>561704520why does she cough so much, rl illness?
>>561704769>BALD>Glasses>Faggot beard to try and compensate for bowling headEvery.Single.Fucking.Time.
Just how important is GW? Is it more important than Long S?Ive never not used it on a Front in a CM but I think I might just have to forgo it this time. I really need to work on my other aces, IDK if I'll have time to keep working on Kitasan
>>561704092mmm nope
>>561704769He has aids for sure
>>561704850For you
>>561704689Its like the umas are trying to get me to kiss em...
>>561703762
>>561704206>bricked umarollerMany such cases
Brows, how long do you think it will take the to ban me if I start the conversation with “Haru is best wife and I will continue the Urara bloodline no matter the cost”?
>>561704736>We're doubling down on EVERYONE
>Oh wow /uma/ is active as fuck! Wonder whats going o->Gay ass discord drama>YuriniggersI'll be back tomorrow I guess.
>>56170502120 minutes my guess
>>561704863sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>561704758It's an incredibly bizarre change to make, with very few innocuous and valid reasons for actually doing so. The Japanese don't celebrate any other holidays around that time of year and you can AUDIBLY hear "MERRY CHRISTMAS."It'd be like replacing White Day with Pi Day. Why would you do that?
I thought you guys were joking when you said the meta after Pisces is mostly going to be XOguri and fronts?
>>561705062Goodbye smart anon
>>5617050211 minute if you post Urara wearing a wedding dress
>>561705128Me on the left
>>561704758I'm still waiting for my Christmas tree to be added to the lobby.
>>561705062Previous thread was even worse. There is no saving this place.
>>561705102you are replying to bait
>>561704758>best localization in recent history>Wahey!Sure, nigger
>>561705080>she knows the flavors her trainer likesfake idgafer
>>561705052big bro, big sis... a fan is a fan, and that fan is getting blown tonight
>>561704895He and many others could've faithfully translated shit from five different languages but instead are stuck as video game localizers turning "merry chrismasu" into "happy hanukah" (there's no literal translation to this)
>>561704758(you)
>>561705104There's a bit of truth in every joke, but we're still mostly gaslighting.
>>561703820An untucked shirt.You'd think a Meijiro would at least make sure their clothes were put on properly before appearing in public.How shameful.
>>561705102Because it's a global release and international audiences celebrate multiple holidays at the end of the year, it's a simple change that doesn't actually change anything.
>>561705128
this thread won't be better
>>561705021That isn't how you shitpost. Talk about Wedding Nishino and keep referring to her as a bride or a wife but do not mention wanting to fuck her or anything lewd. Just talk about meta or if she will be good, what her events are, etc.That's how you make it awkward for the troon mods.
7 and Ill eat Oguri
>>561705062sorry bwo we will try to keep it down
>>561705080>leopard print cookies
>>561705308maybe they should celebrate what japan celebrates and shut the fuck up
>>5617054027 and Oguri eats you
>>5617054027 and oguri eats him
>>561705197It's /vg/, that's all this place is.I'll stop though.
>>561704769the curse of the witch
The Bakutranny bait was better
someone post this on the cord with no context
>>561705007correct and i don't regret it aside from training for hell CMs like this onei think if i didn't have my favorites i probably would've burned out long ago but the time approaches to actually get decent support cards
>>561705396nice
>>561705231English ""localizer"" deserve death, we know.
>>561705420Canon
>>561705474I appreciate your posts.
>>561704625We just need to ACCELERATE EVEN FASTER>>561704874Yeppers. His body is weak and fragile, much like to Teio being prone to injury, yet he's still alive outliving the others from Golden Gen
It's worth skipping the Takarazuka Kinen for this, right? 18% is nothing...
>>561705467Wait no hold on
>>561705553kek
>>561705467Thanks torenah, I will reward you tonight
Is it true that fronts are whale tier?If so, what do I do as someone who loves front/runaway umas but is a filthy poorfag?
>>561705485Roll on Curren/ZennoGet a decent Wit card, hopefully get an extra copy of Kita or Creek, cruise for MANT and start putting together a pull plan. And stop umarolling without a plan.
>>561704769>>561705553Why do these beta male shit faces always look like this? Why is it always the bottom of the barrel kind stuff? Why not never a suave person that makes you think "He might be trustworthy and looks alpha" and then turns out to be the biggest cunt around, or something like that.
>>561705605only if you already have regen for summer or currency to buy shit from the shop
ONE WHOLE STAR PIECE??
>>561705553Take the wig offThe no of hair resonates through your soul
>>561705727cause that would be his boss lol
>>561705443Japan doesn't universally celebrate christmas either. It's not even the SAME christmas you're thinking of, not even close. It's not related to christianity and you don't even exchange gifts.Fucking New Years is more important to Japan than Christmas. You're a larper.
>>561705741Well, I succeeded with that training but there was no recovery in the shop (460 coins and nothing to spend it on) and the summer was shit. I didn't get long S anyway so whatever...
>>561705854>New Years is more important to Japanonly to virgins
>>561705854>picnose removal surgery required
>>561705908She will be a support when MANT2 drops, trust
>>561706025I would have sex with that nose
>>561705610oh no no no
>>561705751YA RIKE?
>>561704769We were blaming the ID localization team but turns out it's the white beta male, unsurprisingly.Much like how /uma/ are mostly white according to the sticker site
>>561705908no one likes the reporter bitch. complete non-character
>>561705467Anon is one lucky mofo
>still have to farm an extra front parent for Kitaaieeeeeeeee>>561705854>Doesn't capitalize CHRISTMAS but capitalizes NEW YEARSnigger faggot, wagtfky
>>561705519You know who deserves death more? The losers who couldn't put the effort into learning the language of the media they consume
CYGENEROUS
Are best in japan and free spirited worth it if it puts my deck below 50 RB?(MLB Kita, FineMo, Windy, SR Sunday, 2LB sirius, borrowed MLB creek)
>>561706191I got Kita and Dia from the free pulls and my schizo brain is thinking they jacked up the freebies to compensate for the crushing MANT experience (which hasn't been that bad)
What's the new quota for your club gonna be now that next month is gonna be a total MANT month?I'm thinking A+ clubs will need 60M fans/month
>>561706182Nah, trannylators deserve the rope more
>>561704210>whiffs MaestroG-good enough?
>Turf B is enough
>>561706101>/uma/ are mostly whiteYou can stare a map and say that maybe 20 years ago when that was most definitely true
>>561706101JPbros discovered they had some indonesian taking their posts and reposting them verbatim on twitter
Man, I'm so good at the game
>>561706454Lickable cheeks
VFcord allows wife and ships
>>561706102Ardan would never say this.
>>561706454/uma/ didn't exist 20 years ago gwo
>>561705704i'm not umarolling again for a while even if i kinda want sweep so no worries about thatis it really a good idea to roll on this banner if i'm hard saving for tachyon though, i do already have LB1 curren from earlier spooks but i've got alright wit SRs and i don't think i should count on a kita or creek spook
>>561706454nons dont play games or watch movies
>>561706563He is still at it btw >>561680804
>>561706437this shit is never going to leave my brain
>>561703820too fat to tuck her shirt in LMAO
>>561706580You can check precise energy value with any restore bottle
>>561706437whats happening here
>>5617063941172 stam with a gold + 3 whites seems ok to me
Christmas in Japan: Day off to take your significant other on a date and eat KFC at the end of the dayChristmas internationally: Spending time with family at the end of the year, exchanging small gifts.Christmas in America: We have to expand Israels borders so we can create a paradise that every Jew will flock to, then they'll create a jewish Lebensraum to remove the Dome of the Rock and create the third temple so that we can create the American End of Evangelion and we all get sent to heaven while the weebs burn in their brand new terrestial Hell
>get long S>creek LITERALLY evaporates
>>561706759
If you open this, you'll fail the next 5% summer training
I fucking blame the "generic" SMS for everyone taking bait these days. No one's trained not to.
>>561706980Getting S aptitude is instant run brick. Except for that one run where you get godlike rolls once in few months
>>561707054Shiraoki-sama! I beseech you!
>>561707059Begone with your bait
>>561706580the magic pixel of running another race
>>561706914at the end the issue is more that I ran out of skills to buy and had to take rainy days
>>561706102Ardan would think this but not say it
>>561706759>>561707010i love that party animal
>>561707268>bites anywayslol
>>561707059Replying to ragebait has been a thing for the past decade and it will continue to get worse until no one can tell what's bait or not anymore
>>561707260Curren, do your thing.
>>561706920oh god I googled it its all true what the fuck, americans???
Mambo!
>>561707010Greedy, conniving seductress
>>561707398Yeah. We have an entire internet generation raised off of engagement. Behold, the consequences of Facebook and everything akin to it, mixed with the unholy mess that is LiveJournal and Tumblr running the show from beyond the grave.
>2 URA sparksHoly shit holy fuck please PLEASE do not shit out on me I need this
Why does Dia like Mcqueen? She's a cheating bitch
>>561706920good thing small hats dont exist in the umaverse
What would be better for Nice Natty ace for pices?1. This + creek, 9* stam 9* power2. Drop kita, get cafe sr stam, 18* power3. Change to rice pwr setup, 18* stam
should i start glueing runs if i don't get level 2 speed before end of junior
>>561707586*shits out on you*
Gwos... Pisces room6813787868137878
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>561706394radiant is basically a gold, you'll probably be fine. I was tussling (and losing) vs. a VBourbon with 969 stamina, 1 gold, and Radiant (plus her ult, which is also a recovery), and never managed to beat her. She did have almost 1100 wit, though.
>>561707010>we'll lose this in the official TLNot like this
you guys think dober is transphobic? like she comes up to men trooning as females and tells them "i know what you are"
Who do I want as grandparents for an XOguri in CM12? Parent is Tachyon for u=ma to give a second roll at hitting the accel when I want it, but is there anything useful outside of that beyond generic parents like Brian or Rudolf?
What does the little crossed-out blue star icon mean on this skill which you get from the new Sirius card?
>>561707787
>>561708114no white, no hints
>>561707985I'd go for the usual velocity inherits, planning to reuse my NY Opera parent
>>561704850>>561704850>>561704850>>561704850
>>561707761FUCKING END NIGGERS
>>561708156A damn fine Bourbon, 1000 wit not 1100, my mistakeDeck? My f2p ass probably can't replicate it, probably uses mlb Fuku?
Dachis how do I win with my favorites in CM12 I am jobbing to COguri and VBourbons
>>561707981She would definitely be, but she would not actively seek them out and kick them in the balls. She would probably give them weird looks and run away
>>561708161Naruhodo...I've seen people mention that you can somehow inherit this skill from other umas, so can you get skill sparks for it at the end of a run?
>>561708412that's what i meant, like she'd give them that same look she gives the male trainer
If i actually sat through the main story episodes without clicking and skipping how long would it take? Like an entire 24 episode anime season?It takes like ten minutes to just go through each chapter by skipping as fast as possibleI only ever sat through Chapter 1 so far..
why doto standing pose is like she was cummed in
>>561706394No.Stam Siphon is weaker than a normal gold recovery. Its only .35 making it the same as inherited Pure Heart.Its hard to say how strong Radiant Star is, its probably somewhere between Siphon and a normal Gold Heal, but Radiant has about a 50% chance of not giving you the heal.
torereipu
>>561708521She was cummed in and unless she holds everything in until the end of the race she will get punished. She is running without underwear also.
>>5617083517 power, 4 speed, 2 stam sparks. i hit speed way too much and lost out on stam
>>561708521weak knees
I love my dad
teio
howaaa :D
>>561708689do you notice her gassing out? I didn't, but my Kitasan seems to have once or twice. 1962957419629574Running an understammed Kita for experiements.
vfcord can make uf umas. how about /uma/?
>>561703750Tell me about FegterWhy does he like to watch?
>>561709006Buy an ad.
>>561708917i think if i miss maestro it’ll gas out
>>561709006Buy an ad
>>561709006Why is it always Oguri
My random ticket was a Gold City dupe. Should I just cleat it or what?
>>561704515Me and my Mambros look like this
>>561709006
>>561708779Grown ass woman
>>561709006I can buy ads. Can vfcord?
>>561707761YOSH, IKKUYOOOOOOI COPIIIII!!!!
>>561709129>Cleating non MLB cards
>>561709129Cleat, it's awful. On the same level as an R card
>>561708917that kita is definitely way understammed with the straightaway recovery.
>>561709139I just realized this was for youtube ads and thought he was just doing a bit
>>561709127Thank you for your service, back to the mines with yout.danchou
MY FAT 1.2K STAM COWS SKIPPED POWER TRAINING DAY AND DIED ON THE HILLTHEY ARE ALSO RETARDED
I pick skills purely based on feelings and vibesnumbers and crunch is for nerds and toblerone
>>561709349I'm still going to jerk off first
>>561709402youre the one training them, dummy
>>561709129Swimsuit Goldship uses that card to commit war crimes on mile races.But other than that, its trash.
>>561708779Peak Uma
>>561708848>A Mejiro's Path: Consecutive Queen>win Queen Elizabeth II Cup two times>but doesn't sing Special RecordGetting really tired of cygames' bullshit>not a single solo eitherthat's just cruel
9160496091604960mou ikkai
odds - nature ace for cm12even - dober ace for cm12
>>561708848Evil Mejiro
>>561709006i made myself cum to daichi ruby
Is your club diverse or do you only have reddit umas like Machitan and Kitasan?
>>561709895
>>561709895I'm not in a club because I always get kicked
favorite event name?>It's Bourbon, Not Barbin
Do we have any midrace inherits that are at the same level as Triumphant Pulse
I miss URA trainings, no BS, just stack rainbows and click
How do i fit 5 dates on the Team Sirius card if MANT takes up so many turns for races?
>>561709624Once again, a Boca Juniors fan is corrupting the youth!!
>>561709804i think im gonna make my maya a front with NSM just to fuck with front lobbies wallahi
>>561710267I think I'll just use the final event before the finale, my cards have shit friendship if I try to speedrun the events
>>561709624based
>>561710305I actually made my pace a front because she's always falling behind or not accelerating, and surprisingly, she went from the usual 8th~9th to 5th or even 2nd. I don't think she's even meant as a front, and it's an experiment with a low rating (S) honse. Planning on rebuilding her once I get the Sirius card
>>561709895It's quite diverse.
>>561710305Would an END Maya with NSM be viable?
>>561710230URA's simplicity is nice, but>skills entirely dependent on what you bring>no hints from unity trainings/spirit bursts>no hints from rival races>no bonus stats from unity/bursts/megaphones/weights>no items to manipulate rngURA is wholly locked down to your rainbow rng luck
how does bakushin always get the greatest alts ever made?
Maybe my umas' problem is lacking 250 wit and four more mid-race skills. At this rate, I'll get B group bronze again. Sad. 6071448960714489
maya ganbacchau yo!
I wish team trials had more slots, I can't fit all my favorite umas!!!!!!
Pure cuteness wins again.
>>561710598most versatile uma
>>561710740right? after filling Cafe, Rice, Bright, Ryan and Fuku I cant cum anymore
the real CM will be better...
Due to recent events Bakushin will now wear long sleeves
>>561710796why did her bakushins get so big
>>561710660My fucking MAESTROThe most important skill to hitStop that, Kita-chan
Let's say I've been able to do this whale end deck the whole time for cm11Is there any room for the new team Sirius card in here? It's pretty tight if I want to guarantee Daring Strike and NSM
>>561710937>whaleno
>>561710889they always were this big
>>561710660kita is just weak against anyone with curvature and escape artist.
>lose to umas with no mid-race and low witFUCK ME WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY HORSES FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK3788916437889164
7 hours and 30 minutes till today's Graded races (Dubai is several hours later)
>>561711038where do we watch?
>>561710937Sirius sucks
>>561710796bakushin in the streets, chowa in the sheets
>>561711038Any horse with umamusume related in G2?
>>561710796>they turned Bakushin into a boyfagwhat the FUCK
>>561711064usual spothttps://kick.com/b01doghosFirst races start in around 1 hour and 45 minutes>>561711171G2 Nikkei Sho uma connections1.2.3. Sire side - Kitasan Black, Sakura Bakushin O4. Sire side - Rulership, Air Groove5.6.7.8.9. Sire side - Rulership, Air Groove; Dam side - Agnes Tachyon10.11.12.13. Sire side - Duramente, Admire Groove, Air Groove14. Dam side - Air Groove15. Sire side - Symboli Kris S; Dam side - Neo UniverseG3 Mainichi Hai uma connections1.2. Dam side - Fusaichi Pandora3. Sire side - Satono Diamond; Dam side - Admire Vega4. Sire side - Fuji Kiseki; Dam side - Grass Wonder5. Dam side - Stay Gold6. Sire side - Epiphaneia, Symboli Kris S, Cesario, Special Week; Dam side - Admire Groove, Air Groove7.
Are OP races a meme?
>>561711194we boyfag lovers are too powerful for you
8971064989710649the humiliation ritual continues
I should join more rooms so anons can get free wins from a sixth rate torena like me
>>561711256Yes, but for Medium-Long umas you have to run them
This bird is unstoppable.
>>561711194punishment for internet crimes
>>561710796>showing off her tummy>pushing out her chestwhat a SLUT just like all sprinters
>>561711232Thanks
why is fuji kiseki so unloved? she's handsome and has big booby
>>561711038Did they disable betting on dubai race from the JP site?
FAT FUCKING FUCKwe are talking about training, stop thinking about food
>>561705570>yet he's still aliveAir Jihad as well. You should check his Instagram.
>>561711515JRA canceled betting for Dubai races
>been sweating about retaining class 6 these past 2 TT resets since most runs are sub 650k and 680k feels like a high roll>but i've saved myself each week by blasting it out of the park with just a single lone >700k run like thisthe fuck is going on hereit was only 4 wins too
Hot take:Without the stupid red vest, Tickezo looks 10000% sexier
>>561711420Don't call my oshi a slut.
>>561711232Guess I'll go with Kitasan horse
>>561711671Nothing can save *that*
>>561711662Sometimes you get supremely dogshit opponents that make your Uma look REALLY good
>>561711671this but with the sports bra instead
>>561710937sirius is a worse fuku
>>561711527We used to be diverse...
a pacer just overtook my front right before late race
>>561711638Noooooo I was planning on betting a good amount to Ebayan even
>>561711678lewd hips...
Mejirokakushi
oh my god>McQueen cucks my Kita out of 2nd right as late-race beginsCAN YOU NOT HIT A SINGLE FUCKING WIT CHECK YOU HAVE ALMOST 800 WIT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 377687993776879937768799
Is this enough?
>>561711535Someone, somewhere on the Cygames team has a feederism fetish. Has to be.
>>561711805made for sitting on trainers' faces
>>561711839And they said my pace was useless
>>561711839this wouldn't be a problem if you had 1200 wit
>>561711752Remove any of those and Tickezo is actually bangable
>>561711892Really low on early race velocity. Not a chance.
>>561711892You will lose like in Spechud story
>>561711892hmmmm nyo i think you could use another gold stamina skill
>>561711892Needs another Gold heal
>>561711892Now this is overstam
>>561711892She's running 2 laps of hanshin
>>561711892debuffers HATE this one trick
. . .
>>561711892Protip: If someone calls you retarded for getting too many gold recovery they don't actually play the game or have the understanding how the game works.
>>561711892The track is 3200m, not 32,000m.
My team? Gold Ship, random, and the same debuffer I've used since Taurus.
>>561711892Is Of Calm Mind even good? Why would I want to lose velocity
>>561712181I'm not the only one who reuses deboofers
>>561711892mambro...
>>561711892Is she running to dubai to rescue Forever Young?
I don't have Biwa so I will have to use Golshi, Tama and Oguri for the ASHEN JOBBERS lineup in this CM. None are Long S, this will be fun
>>561712153GOLDSHI FUCKING GAME STUPID FAGGOT HAG
Is the Sirius card even usable at 2LB?it keeps nuking my RB
1378323713783237again
>>561712301My haggot
>>561712347sounds like you have your answer
>>561707738Curses to you too, sweet dotoMay you place 3rd in group B this CM
>>561712351>29 seconds ago>fullgod damn mant woke people up for cm
>>561712347MANT is THE mlb or bust scenario
>>561712427I got back from playing games...
the fat umas are already in game how do i make them appear more often at the entrance
cm11 status?
Sirius feels pretty solid, my runs with it felt nicer especially in the early stages of the careerThe problem is consistently procc'ing the dating early, I guess
>4 years until it bears fruitThat's a really long term commitment. What did she mean by that?
>>561712660What the hell is Inari One wearing
>>561711892where is your 5th recovery
>>561712427Unity hateMANT love
>>561712684she's a late bloomer
>>561712684>marked
>>561712684it means you have to stay at least 4 more years together with her
>>561712717>>561712660Tama as well, this is midget abuse
>>561712684she's literally giving you finger heart in that pic
>>561712820>my club will carry me for 4 monthsComfy
what is a pedometer?
>>561712351>sigh3805031538050315againmy kita had the same wit, but whiffed Maestrogoddamnit, that one was close
>>561712947tracks your steps and such
>>561712947it's meters pedos, what do you think?
>>561712847between this and opening her own inn together with (you) I think it's obvious she's not letting you go any time soon
>>561712947Mayacchi's secret place
>>561712947nothing
>not enough skills to buykek. also, this run didn't have a single multi-rainbow summer
HOWDY TOREINA-SAN
I very simply do not have enough time to both train for Grade A CM after Grade A CM while also taking care of the other shit that you really ought to be doing firstFor example i have around 19 or 20 umas that *I have not done a first career with* yetIf i did an introductory career once a day it would take the better part of a fucking monthBut if i did that i wouldn't be doing other shit with that timeI do NOT like to see my umas do badly or at least how bad they would do if i just phoned it in for each CMSo in my infinite autism if i had the choice to just phone in races and collect participation carats versus not getting *any carats at all* i'll very probably choose the latter just so i dont have to see my girls wipe out over and overFUCK
>>561712947a device that tracks your steps by detecting your body movement. largely obsolete as a specialized device now that phones and smartwatches come built in with motion detection.
>>561712870Tama is poor, Inari does not know better
>>561713135tldr every autist wishes there were more hours in the day or several copies of themselves
>Accidentally used my last borrow on URA scenario after trying to grind the missionsFuuuuuuckk
>>561713135>I very simply do not have enough time to train for Grade A CM after Grade A CMhere's a secretyou don't need need toyou're not getting plat anyway
>random SSR ticketI went from 0 copies before FM's banner to almost MLBing this dummy with spooks
>>561713202I wonder if posting this INGAME SCREENSHOT will get you a warning or banned in the official discord
>>561713063>medium>debuffs for fronts instead of pace
>>561713135how can you be both so based and so gay
>>561713135Sounds like 3rd rate problems
>>561713024>>561712881>>561712869>>561712836>>561712847Man...
>>561712536>thought my 3 aces were good and ready to go>entered some rooms today>lost constantlyLooks like I'm grinding out more ace runs this weekend
Am I supposed to use 3 recoveries with u=ma2 as the third or 4 with both u=ma2 and triple 7 for Aries Oguri
>>561712986STOP USING LATE SURGERSTHEY ARE NOT METATHIS IS A END FRONT CMWHY ARE LATES WINNING
>>561713231diagnosed autist here, can confirm
>>561713202this will kill the discord tourists
>>561713340four, both with u=ma2 and 777
>>561712847>Trainer-san dies early>For every year until the cocoa tree withers she'll make chocolate for you and offers it to your grave
>>561711671i tried just finding a model of her online to see what it would look like without the vest but the only rip i could find was paywalled.anyone with umaviewer or something try it?
>>561713335>Yeah, we will
>>561713290more likely than not honestly
>>561713416Man now I’m reminded of that one jpg someone posted last night of an old man with an image of his wife at a restaurant
>800 witmisses not one but BOTH GOLD RECOVERIESAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA9820746198207461I think my umas are just cursed
>>561713335>another uma that marks you forever
>>561713432Time to do it Oguri rabi
>>561713345*rapes you*
>>561713429wtf this is literally rape
i got raped by a japanese nadeshiko
>Speed Symboli managed to win L'ArcI didn't even do anything special...
>>561713340You never use U=ma2 if 777 works nigger. How many times do people need to tell you this? It's either 3 recoveries if there's a good 777 procOr 4 recoveries and gambling one of them hits at the correct time if there isn't
________
>new story mode>another special geek storyskip skip skip gimme my carats nigga we DON'T CARE
>>561713416stop anon, it's not sad hours yet...
will the japanese ever win it
>>561713416https://youtu.be/4YmNgt3hFYk
>>561713648eventually
>>561713596*chomp*
>>561713429this is a man’s romance
>netkeiba posted Bakushin's profile just around the time the skin was announcedhmmm I'm nooooticing
>>561713596>Always shows her ear>Doesnt give a shit about making sure her ears are well cleaned like King Halo doesMANT sure has some weird shit
I have 1LB curren wit and 2 of the selector tickets, is it worth pulling for 1 copy of her and then using tickets to get MLB, or will I just settle for 3LB? Or save the tickets?
>>561713648It's a matter of time, Japs have had horses on the same level as Europe and US for a while now
>>561713753She's good but I'd probably save, depends on your stash and if you're pulling anything before Tachyon speed
>>561713648europe's horse game is washed nowadays because nobody cares about horse races they'll win it maybe someday
>>561712684Reminds me how you plant a tree with Stego for her Valentine's event. You do a ritual so that you guys will "go on an endless journey together" that she learned from some foreigner. When the tree grows you can make jam out of it so you promise to eat it together when that happens.Goldship can also later show up asking for chocolate and says she'll prank you if you don't and when you give her chocolates Stego asks why you even had it on and you say you were going to share with her, so she takes it away from Goldship.
2 more days... You have your aces ready, right?
>>561713918I guess
>>561713918>acesplural?
a few more before I throw in the towel1733697617336976
>>561713918nyoo...
>>561713918Only my Tamamo's been winning rooms despite my other End with the same build
>>561713918my cm12 aces and cm13 parents are ready
>bring pic related>recreation event never happens>literally doing a run with 5 support cardsThis card fucking BLOWS
I didn't get a dupe from the SSR ticket!!!That was my luckiest day for the last three months in this game's gacha
>>561713918I'm too busy playing crimson desert
Am I supposed to Gutsmaxx for CM12?
>>561714020HappensI'd still not use it though
It stresses me out having to clock a race I'm not supposed to lose, I hate this scenario
>>561714051depends whether you have 1 or 6 hours per day for runs
>>561713596Chat is this real
>>561714051Not for fronts at least, you lose out on too many skills using a guts deck
>>561713918I took my upgraded aces I finished today to public lobbies and they jobbed every race
>>561714051In the case of Bourbon you're supposed to smoochmax>gutsonly if you're running something like multiple fronts and can reliably get them to duel otherwise guts does little
lmao I forgot I was running the card
>>561713918I have uhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmuh
>getting raped in practice lobbiesMan
>>561714267Hate these things
cant believe i wasted my time for this fucking shit
>>561714020i dont want to be that guy, but this image feels ai generated
>>561713596Why are they so small?
>>561714102In fact, I fucking hate having to raise bonds, hoping that your cards land where you need them to, doing races to get dogshit items, having 1 hour of my life taken away while feeling miserable, I might actually wait for grand live instead
>>561714267Love these things
>>561713918>ReadyYes>Will they win Group B finals? I still get Air Shakur funds whether I win or lose
>>561714323Remember practice lobbies aren't really that representative of the real thing, 99% of the people in them are people with very good umas, the shitters don't really join practice lobbies
>>561714374Could've been worse
Another day of shit fucking shop not only am I getting fucked by shop rng but also getting fucked by chain events and rivalsFUCK THIS GAME AND FUCK ALL OF YOU
>>561714440
>>561714472How many shitters will reach A finals? Have they figured out TrackBlazer? Are you going to purposely throw?
>>561714389Did you honestly believe this was going to be a funny post before you hit submit?
>>561709006vfcord can suck my fucking dick
6502330565023305Please be nice to my Ardan.
Who pays better, the Satonos or the Mejiros?
>>561714486isn't this card good now for miles?i forgot if the next two CMs are medium oof
>>561714020I had the same experience.
>>561714613it doesn't matter, because you don't have a choice
>>561713025
>>561713918not even close, I can barely find the motivation to play one mant run a day, I might just skip this scenario
thanks to all anons participating. I'm ending the humiliation ritual nowMy umas:>shitmy front runners need 100 more wit and 3+ midrace skills. Gold Ship is garbage. Tamamo wins rarely. Maybe I can improve my horses before CM, but I doubt it. Bronze CM here I come.
>>561713918Only 1 of my aces has long S, 2 of them missed prof of curvature and one of those missed swing maestro too (the long S).if we were playing any other scenario I'd still be in the mines but I'm so sick of MANT already I don't care to grind for anything better
>>561714593You're giving them the attention they are looking for good job retard
>>561714636EVEN if it was 0 special priority is aids. And isn't even useful like Fuku
>>561714126I have time to do all my borrows, considering I end them early if I fail a race or get fucked by some other kind of RNG. I don't have very great Gutscards though>>561714197How so? You can still max Wit and get lots of SP with a Guts deck I think>>561714253I'm running 2 Fronts and I haven't had any duels during the Late race. I think Guts might be kind of useless in the next CM.Though considering everyone should be close to 1200 Speed, Power and Wit I dunno what else I'm supposed to do to get an edge on my opponents
>>561714613both pay you with umapyoi so it doesn't matter
>>561714594Your Ardan gives me nursing handjobs
>>561714374>>561714486>Yolo'd the make debut launch period scamcha months back>Got Super Creekthat shits not gonna happen again
>>561714472>>561714323By my experience on last five CMs, if your umas aren't getting absolutely destroyed, aka getting at least 3rd place consistently, you're fine and will get to A finals
>double s>oguri crap jobs every single g1 race>fast learner in 2nd summer store reset>jobs yasuda and 2nd arima without clocks left and wasting 2 hammers>team sirius date doesn't show up until senior year, so I'm left scrambling for their events instead of training before summerI hate oguri so much.
>>561713858Trainees are finding new ways to mark their trainers for life
>>561714710naruhodo
>>561714267>>561714527DEATH TO PUPPETS
>500 speed>340 power>corner adept>ramp up>encroaching shadow>can't win the derbythis is fucking retarded
>>561714472>Remember practice lobbies aren't really that representative of the real thingthat has not been my experience>t. 0 plat titlesRound 1, yeah you might run into bad umas. So you take 3 wins/5, move to group AGroup A is where you get comparable umas to practice rooms and get raped up the ass with a radish.
>>561714804your speed and power are backwards, that's why
Yada yada correction
>>561714730Umapyoi with Ryan is worth more than umapyoi with any Satono.
>>561714797Stop! You're only making it stronger!
All Mejiro here
>>561713858>so she takes it away from Goldshipbased wife
At some point you really start caring about getting those useful skills rather than just hitting the ideal stats huh
>>561714716>I'm running 2 Fronts and I haven't had any duels during the Late race. I think Guts might be kind of useless in the next CM.Goes without saying but their speed and accels have to be similar.https://litter.catbox.moe/0u1p5coiq9w9joj8.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/dm0twvpzbhnkdvag.mp4
Do you think that people bet on the umas? I can't see why they wouldn't. It's Japan, they do gambling and raffles and that's about it.Even in the west, college sports betting IS a thing, so I can't imagine why the umas would get excluded from this.(I wonder what the equivalent of the National Thoroughbred Racing Association would be. NURA?)
I just failed a 4% FFFFUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>561714594You guys were not nice to my Ardan.
>>561714804They say it's the luckiest umamusume who wins the Derby.
>>561714472that doesn't mean you're never going to encounter good umas, so it's good to be prepared for when it counts
>>561714948She had to lock in desuwa~
>>561714948McQueen skills?
>>561714943Canonically, there is no gambling on uma races
>>561714948>Pace won>Fronts at the bottomMetafags, your response?
>>561714613forget that, what clan requires the most umapyoi per day?
well that run fucking sucked it was like 45 races of lame dogsh- motherfucker motherFUCKER
>>561714894I'm convinced that skills are temporary stat boosts, so it's probably more cost-efficient to learn them than 50 power, for example
>>561715085McQueen so sexy and flat
>>561714527Very cute
REMOVE FUCKING PACE DOWN. I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF LOSING RACES, WATCHING THE REPLAY, AND SEEING MY PACE RUN INTO THE FUCKING SHIT ASS FRONT, BOUNCE OFF, AND GET SWALLOWED BY THE PACK
Getting close to Admire Vega and leading her through a successful career only to die shortly after in a hit and run accident where they never catch the driver!
>>561715175>witchecked
>>561714938That's a different track though, I'm talking about CM 12. I think it might be harder to enter duels on some races. Like in CM 11 I get them everytime but I've not gotten them in a CM 12 race yet. Though I guess I might have just been unlucky since I only did like 5 races
>>561715085the one with the most succubus
>>561715072Kita whiffed her recovery mkay
>>561713753whatever i got bored, my oshi is finemo so now I have a wit card to use for her I guess
>says a lose flag quote right off the batNo wonder she jobbed
>>561714613The Satonos would at least look at you favorably for making their dream come true. The Mejiros would just look at you as a breeding stud.
>>561715065See, this bothers me somewhat. You're telling me that the fuckers that made Metal Gear into pachinko WOULDN'T immediately go betting on the uma musume? That's good money being lost. Even if the Japanese didn't because they have idols, we don't really have idol culture here(and the anime sort of even alludes to this by not once showing or talking about a foreign uma musume doing a concert,) so it's just lost money over all.Where is this even stated anyways? I've seen it mentioned more than once but I could never find a source beyond "the setting is too wholesome to have it!"
>>561714894The issue is that you can't do races with dogshit stats
>>561715064The only way Pace wins is NSM against a heavy front lobby where the 3rd or lower+ Fronts can't pull off Victory Cheer.It is not realiable.
I'm going to get something good, I can feel it.
>>561715210Doto would do that
>>561715216Doesn't more wit put your uma in front of the pack?
>>561715175>translation: please make pace an unbeatable rape machine that assfucks every other position forever
>>561715175run your own Front
When is it safe to race 4 times in a row? I forgotIs it safe to do it before summer? Or can you get fucked at the start of summer because of it?
>>561715286Very nice anon, I had the same problem with her. Now I'm getting a slowly but surely lb'd Natie as my cope
>>561715337mmm wit card, probably curren
>>561714613The Mejiros have their own anthem. The Satonos do not. Checkmate, Satonoists.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugxOb2wJJ78
>>561715210>only to die shortly after in a hit and run accident where they never catch the driverThis reminds me of something very specific but I can't remember the name of the series
do u koppi?
>>561715337Cleats
>>561715371I'm not talking about multiplayer, I'm talking about careers. I'm not gonna waste clocks on my parent runs, but holy fuck is it annoying to see it happen.
>best runs ever>Long A>shittiest runs imaginable>Long S
>>561715242I'm still grinding parents but nimble+A&S can probably work, will have to check in 7 days when our beloved stamcheck longslop is over.
>>561715413last race of the year acts like a pseudo goal race where race fatigue is coded not to trigger.
>>561715321>Where is this even stated anyways?iirc it was in that one early interview, the same one where they said that ningen women have a small chance to ive birth to an uma
Late surgers make me want to rope myself
>>561715337>>561715442>>561715490Well that's disappointing...
>>561715336She can actually win without NSM if she's close enough to 1st to proc her unique, since her speed is through the roofNot a common occurance tho
>>561715487Ai koppi!
>>561715561at least she's cute
>>561715474I would totally go to war for these girls
>>561706182Insanely BASED contrarian Indonesian bro!
>>561715561>Gold Dodging DangerEXPLODE
>>561715413>When is it safe to race 4 times in a row?Literally never. You are risking skin outbreak and moodown on the 3rd race. The 4th race mood down and skin outbreak doesn't trigger if it is a race at the end of the year in late Dec, i.e, Hopeless Stakes, Arima Kinen, or Tokyo Daishoten.It is never worth it to take 4 races unless you have Hand Cream + Cupcakes + Kale Juice or 3+ Charms.
>>561715336>NSMNo wonder my Pace is just unable to go to the front at late-race and getting swallowed by the pack. Thanks! I can attempt to redo mine with a borrow yeppers and team Sirius
>>561715664do frontpoors really
>>561715681>and team Sirius>team Sirius
>>561706759>>561707010>Used to kinda dislike/be meh about her>Super like her nowGetting to know a character completely changes your view on a person, WHO KNEW!?>>561706437What the FUCK is happening
>>561715664>he doesn't know
>>561715774You have no idea how bad parent decks are.
>get two facilities to level 5What a stupid fucking mission.
>>561715887Danchou, this guy has never done a fan run. Get him
>>561715887Your options are Aoharu or URA
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT THE BEST 3* POWER 3*MEDIUM, HEAD-ON GRANDPARENT IN THE ENTIRE GAME???GRIND OUT SOME GOOD GRANDPARENTS NIGGERS I NEED TO BORROW ONE OF THEM TO BUILD A CHRISTMAS OGURI PARENT
>>561715618She's one of my least favourite umas.>>561715664It was only after I got Seiun that I realised that Front Runners are extremely boring to train and to watch race so I'll never use this card.
>>561715549Isn't that interview the same one where they justified multiple racing generations by going "they age like elves after a certain point?"Honestly, I would've just said that the uma musume bet on themselves.(I wonder if they're called uma musume everywhere, or if that's a Japan-specific term that we don't see the counterpart of. Horse daughters?)
>>561715927But fan runs would require you to not train and race nonstop?
>>561715981Grab ignited pwr instead then
>>561715927>fan run>facility level 5Post Rice Shower in club chat.
FAILED A 7% MOTHERUFKCUKKEERRRRRR
>>561715983>I wonder if they're called uma musume everywhere, or if that's a Japan-specific term that we don't see the counterpart ofThey are called uma musume everywhere
>>561715887You WILL buy the training applications
>>561715985If your cards don't cooperate (rare occurance) you can't race into the ground and still get 1st place, which lose you more fans over time than just training some more
>>561715981FUCK I'M SO RETARDED I FORGOT I COULD ONLY POST ONE IMAGE HERE'S THE PARENT>>561716027That's much harder to get on my Parent than head-on tho
>>561715786I want to experiment with it. I already have my aces ready so wont hurt to try
Hmm...
>>561716091Well that's bordering on obscenely silly. Ah well, I'm just nitpicking a silly gacha that wasn't expected to be this big of a hit.
>>561715982>Front Runners are extremely boring to train and to watch raceAlright, post those very fun end closers that you definitely ran during the Aquarius finals
>>561716158me on the left
>>561716190>he didn't prepare a lineage of 8* ignited spd/pwr/sta for MANTngmi
>>561716297I skipped Aquarius as dirt tracks aren't real racing.
>>561716246With uma you need to consider that only about 1 to 2 years into the game, they started to understand where to take the franchise (remember that the franchise existence started in 2016) (with the result being the current keiba brained JP). Everything before that was them flailing around and seeing what sticks
>>561716309me on your left
>>561716496whoa!
>>561715474this was pretty cute.>someone actually sung this at a middle school choir competition
You love your Umas, right anon?
Uma lineage chart for the Takamatsunomiya Kinen
Now that I think about it. Teio's MIA during the whole main story of the game
None of my oshis (as of yet) are front runners so my CM teams are always pace-late-end
Frontkeks are getting uppity again...
>>561716565i'm poor and hate running kikuka sho...
>>561716565Do you mean platonically? Or romantically? As a friend? Or as family?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHlM1QXrPdM
>>561716549loveydoveybabymaking
>You're on your Room at Tracen>It's night>Fuck, you slept and you have nothing to make dinner>You go out to buy some food>The streets are dark>It's kinda scary>You hear someone whistling and a small palm touches your butt>You turn around and see thiswhat 2 do?
>Bacarole>PulseIF LOSING WIN
>>561703784an uncucked germany
I love Rice
>>561716674>[YouTube] mambo mambo bongo #miku #vocaloid #hatsunemiku #mambo #Machitan #Machikanetannhauser #umamusume (embed)
>>561716565
>>561716750get used to it, grandpa
>>561716803Kita wouldn't say this
I keep losing rooms to S+ umas...
>>561716597For me? it has to be Fioraia
>>561716831I trust my powerful gentle wife to be gentil with me
>>561716565It's him. The Umaroller.
>>561716708reverse umapyoi time!
Which A+ clubs will be recruiting soon? Asking for myself.
>>561716493Given that the game apparently originally started out as an idol management game instead of a Horse Life 4, I can believe that. They probably didn't even expect to do a global launch, given everything.>>561716731Oh, so that's what the colors were reminding me of.Missing the gold though.
>>561716565I have romantic feelings for my kamioshi and platonic feelings for the rest of my oshis and other umas I like a normal amount
>>561713918I'm protesting CMs until Grand Live
Don't say that...
>>561716645>>561716646we love fronts here.
EveryStyleGODS rule this game, we can take IT no matter the track
please....... jige......
>You NEED to run miles or your uma will be trash
>>561716989when does this babu come to global?
>Team Sirius has 6+1 different dates each with their own stat boosts, no mood ups but also some give energy, some neutral, and some take them away, so they all have varying use cases depending on where your energy isdude how the hell do i get into the tempo of using this card
>>561716952Autis/uma/bwo...
Just pulled this Japanese horse. Is she a good racist or do I send her to the breeding stables?
>>561717019Good luck pulling for all of the meta cards for every style.
>>561716953I recommend looking into the Trivia doc. It has general lore information at the beginninghttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1ucoR1eN1TSMSiXS-GPgTU_wOeJUUbHy0o5xFBFIQYG8/edit?tab=t.0
>>561717096A year and 9 months
>>561717043now post the failed attempts
>>561716952Rebricked will have 2 spots open minimum
>>561716549pama SEXPAMA sex
>Front Runners are for whales>Pace Chasers are for f2ps>Late Surgers are for gamblers>End Closers kinda just existchat is this true
>>561713918The cool /uma/bros are duking it out at Group B Finals. The rest? (being piggies) nowhere.
>>561717043>daring strikeit's pretty easy to skip miles when you have good cards, yeah
>>561716750It's a short, I just changed the URL so anyone clicking on it isn't immediately put into the doom scrolling madness that shorts are.Shorts do that to maximize algorithm, because names don't matter in shorts.>>561716708Is that Sweep Tosho on the left? Genuinely don't recognize that one.(And of course Mayono is there. She probably was the one to touch my ass.)Anyways, realistically, I'd take them to their homes and then eat tofu alone, wondering why the hell I did that instead of fucking them.
https://youtu.be/04qPgbFi77c?si=hHAVF-_8bnXqLAlLWouldn’t normally post video links, but this Umamusume skit is like 17 mins long and feels like a souped up Saturday morning cartoon.
>>561717192>Implying they will let you get away
>>561716965Creek is NOT my trainee, Ludolf is, or Brian, or Palmer, or Teio, or Rudolf, or..
>>561716190Just get head on from beating a rival in a medium race, the odds arent that low
>>561717043Mile is a luxury, not an essentialI think she would win a decent amount, but it's not amazing because of the non-capped speed
Gentile Donna
>>561717256>Trainer's POV>seeing another guy hugging Flash
>>561716708Attempt to get Sweep and Flower as far away from Mayano as possible before she corrupts their minds any further
Anyone else notice that there's a bug where Tazuna's voice sounds muffled during senior year late June
>>561717108anons say her ult will be great this CM but didn't try it myself, still it's 2 days and what more you get depending if you can classify quickly and have time to make extra umas, other than that, the original grass is more reliable
BROS
>>561717256
>daily legend raceI can unlock mcqueen in 23 days! yippeeee!
>>561717108She's amazing for Long races because she has some nice gold recoveries + her unique but Late Surgers kinda suck in Long races so it's a trade off.You can use her for the breeding stables because Superior Heal is a nice inherit
>>561717256>>561717421You shan't take me to Düsseldorf, however I will accept you as my precious wife. Now go and make me a Baumkuchen!
as a casualbwo there is no greater joy than rolling for umas
>>561717374Kek, I just realized that, it's silly. But it's two images, the second ones that says Flash's POVs you can see her thoughts.There must be a better word for this than POV
>>561717134Why isn't this in the OP? This is really cool.
>>561716952the great merge soon trvst the plan
>>561717512You are no bwo of mine, umaroller.
>>561717096in around 32 months or 8 more scenarios
>>561717120I don't need luck, but thank you
>>561717512umu. umu. indeed.I will never roll for cards unless there's a freebie.
>>561714486avril lavigne ass fashion sense
>>561717401Naruhodo. Got my aces ready so can be a fun little side project and I like Grass Wonder.
>>561717512You are my bwo, umarollerEnjoy the seethe from the trainers who skipped their wife to metafag
It's amazing how Cygames manages to create the most bullyable ningen women
>>561717564you can add it to the rentry yourself
post something cute
Mejiro Sex Party
>>561715561Incredible bonos
>>561717835
this is unreal
Would Agnes Tachyon, Agnes Digital (Halloween) Satono Diamond make a viable team?I want a long sleeves meme team.
>>561718068Sex
>>561716952Which A+ club do you like?
I NEED to be prone boned like this
>>561718068
>>561717512>>561717618>>561716565share 'em, sluts of tracen>need to finish two more
>>561718153teio bro...Someone uploaded a lot of these cosplay JAVs on the cosplay thread on /t/
>>561709006UF as in ultrafaggotthey can't win CMs and be relevant on the club ranking thoughbeit
>>561718247dog spotted
>>561711892Are you training for the Steel Ball Run?
>>561715482Dojimas wife in Persona 4
>>561718153That actually is a boy
>>561718194I have 38 unique trainees and 4 alts
>>561718367ssssssssex
>>561718348i wanna see more umafied horses
>>561718279I saw
>>561718483El... is dead tired...
Spe's main story is kind of ass compared to Suzuka's
Why is this DIRTY COW imposing a 2 CLOCK TAX on me.
Siriusfags, when do we use the final date?
>>561718367She was so cool in the anime running while bleeding, how much copium that one day she will be in the game... is it completely impossible...?
Maruzen, your age is showing
>>561718512some anon here drew Pie-O-My from The Sopranos, I hope he's still alive...
>>561714771I mean looking at the more recent ones>Somehow some way before you even get to know her you're able to find Stego no matter where she is, and this just gets worse once you become her trainer>Still fucking vampire bites your ass and turns you into some sort of red eyed freak who wants nothing but to see her race the more you stick around her>Almond Eye also make your eyes change it's just not as egregious as Still's because she's not a fucking schizo monsterUmas be crazy yo
>>561718619I was going to say she was one of those free win rivals but I had to clock against Vega a few runs ago
>>561718117i love this uma
>>561716164I might rape you
>>561718512
Stop posting that uggo, please
>>561718842and the uma loves you back
Stop posting, uggo. Thank you.
>>561718153feet
Does Spurt work for CM12?
SAAHASHIREEEEEKISEKIIIIIIIIIII
>>561719007nyo
why don't we like vf?
>>561718862HUH?? MIGHT? WHY......
kill yourself
>>561719108virtua fighter? I love it
>>561718842
Need a schedule minmaxed for longs, Onegai. Also, I can only cap speed by borrowing NTR but without MLB Creek it feels like I'm training a sprinter... Should I invest in Jordan's SSR SPD?
>>561719179Roblox
>>561719049>works in Longs>never ever EVER works otherwiseWhy are ends condemned to Long CMs onlyI want to use a End Closer without feeling like a soulless metanigger
ACAB includes fenomeno, sorry
>>561719179My game when it lags
>>561718636>how much copium that one day she will be in the game... is it completely impossible...?Dicta Striker? completely impossibleSoccer Boy? They just need to come back to the older generations and she will appear
I hate Eishin Flash.I hate Germans.
I knew this run was going to well...
>>561719260you can still use ends with pump some iron + moving pastwe'll also get a furious feat for medium soon
>>561719278but Fenomeno isn't actually a cop, therefore she's not participating in a system that brutalizes racial, sexual and political minorities. She is ethical goons
>>561719186Get Jordan, borrow Creek, if you have a better Wit SR use it instead of Dictus, I dunno if the Sirius card is good since I never used it and use this https://uma.guide/agenda-planner/
>>561719349Why is Coffee vs Tea a thing? You faggots are drinking hot water infused with plants in the end.
>>561719179
>>561719349coffee addicts do this shit and then say they're not legal junkies
>>561719260>never ever EVER works otherwisemostly only for mediums. they are decent for miles and sprints too.
>>561719278black people need not opine
>>561719415Ends would just be Lates but worse then with no OYL
>>561719349race on the small bits of energy
>>561719502their favourite plant water is the most innocuous thing humans will argue over
>>561719502hi, Cafe!>>561719537hi, Tachyon!
Why yes I suppose I do prefer longslop.
is palmer for (you) or not?
Nature
>>561719186I think your deck is the problem, not the schedule>Should I invest in Jordan's SSR SPD?yepperspicrel is my first tama from first week MANT. you can use cafe SR in place of Dia. you definitely need to change your wit cards though
>>561719879>>561719879>>561719879
>>561719754I have lots of energy items, an extra 60% megaphone, only 1 speed weightdo I dump it all into this and skip Osaka Hai?
>>561719598not pictured was the fall and winter of her races before this where she went from great to bad in 1 turn, fixed her skin out break, and then had that back to back mood downs even with a few g3s and fucked up the osaka hai
Nononononononono I don't want to get raped AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>561719749Is the new puppet uma just a cunning ploy by Cygames to sell puppet merch of every uma?
>>561719349are you ever supposed to press the recreation button? don't you just pray you hit a mood up after a race or a cupcake?
What support cards for support Kitasan Black? She no Kitasan Black support since she is she. Please advice.
>>561719482i dunno she was straight up about to commit police butality on these two ningens
>>561719923sdeep
>>561713648nyo, unless they send a dirt horsas the nip breeding scene continues horss become weaker and weaker, which is a bad thing because the arc requires power
>>561719921>just pray you hit a mood up after a raceyes and she got mood down anyways right after>cupcakesyes and she got mood down anyways right after
>>561719917https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMnvp_O7zSAthey already did puppets and the song is in the game too iirc
>>561719119I might make sweet love to you if you post any more Kita
>>561719186Drop the wit cards, borrow MLB Creek, and run 3 speed. Last slot is Team Sirius or one of the 15 rb power cards.
>>561719186Didn't Dia need you to use 4 different card types? You're at 3.Lacking FM is unfortunate.
>>561719895Never skip a triple crown race. I don't even look at the training options.
>>561720091O-oh! Sorry for the inconvenience...
>>561720048some umamusumes yearn for the glue bottle
>>561720019WhicH?
>>561720073The puppets are taking over.
>>561718701ObAsama...
>>561718887No Dotos though?
>>561719761nyes
>>561719349You should not be recreating that often. I can't think of any scenario in MANT where you would ever want to do normal recreations 2 turns in a row.Only do normal recreations on a turn that you cant race on that is also right before a turn that you plan to race on. If you cant race on the next turn either, then it would be better to just use a megaphone and double train at Good mood, or rest and do one training if you your energy is low.In pretty much any other scenario the answer, as always, is to race. You should still have a good chance at winning with Good mood, and if you do lose then it will be Great when you use the clock. Rely on the reporter to heal your mood.
>>561720320You're asking for it..
>>561719508Those crabcore music videos aged hilariously well
>>561721293I'm really not! I-I just wanted to apologize for being so intrusive is all.........
>>561722149Give each other your discords and finish your esex in private
>>561722149There's only one way you can apologize me..Post more Kita
>misclicked and didn't get Maestro by mistakeI'm going to kill myselfRadiant Star and Corner Recovery are enough, r-right?
>>561723201My pleasure!
