>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png >Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg >The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>561664136
jeeted
I miss trishh
I miss Bryn
>>561749298why is she on the wall
gg villaine55 fan
>>561749487
>>561749487really cute precious art, it made my heart feel something
>>561750318so you didn't block me for the night 1 demons disaster but you did block me after that noklateo run where the ironeye tourist stole my only source of damage, interestingI don't think it would've made any difference whether I throw the melty or not, I was level 8 and couldn't contribute to the fight, and next up was balancers anyway so...this wasn't me btw >>561750318
>tourists ruined your game so instead of just blocking them, you blocking others player toois slud a retard?
>>561751268Practice ragequit
Forgot how good the glintstone kris and shard spiral are. Also why does sellen’s crown increase arc lmao. I might as well use the bubble spells.
Did (You) found love in /erg/?
>>561750604cool gameplay, wish sleep build is possible in nightreign
Yes i did
>>561751528mush and yssmellow and gremlinzdrada and devilace and cupcaketrish and tinpoextremist and saintpumpterr and sludge
The new roguelike mode in AI Limit is pretty interesting. The 3rd and 4th areas you unlock are more open roam areas, and instead of a circle like nightreign you just take more damage the longer you take to head to the area boss.There are also some interesting passives like Charge Attacks take 40% less time, auto-heal up to 75% out of battle, generate projectiles when using weapon skills. Would have been cool to see stuff like that in Nightreign instead of all the garbage "when walking/sprinting generate a bunch of effects that do 7 damage while completely blinding you" dormants. I also have beef with glintblade phalanx dormants griefing the shit out of me during balancers.
>>561751908all men & brown
>>561751875tell me your love story anon
whats the best straight sword in ds3? should i upgrade my irithyll straight sword?
>>561752118Lothric Knight SS is one of the best weapons in the game period. you don't even need to farm for it if you upgrade greirats shop i think? couold be wrong on that
gg mega lib
>>561752946ggs I didn't take LLTBT on purpose to shield crash the condemned, it kinda worked?I have to be very aware of libra though, I lost track of him once and proved fatal
erg is finished
pls q, I wanted to do one more run and practice is probably in too
>>561753614naam?
>>561753614>the blocked is queuing
>>561751397you failed to see the main problem, retard
>>561752946*slaps your slut butt*
when's the next fc?
>>561753689>>561753614Can you stop griefing him? You're also griefing the other guy who did nothing wrong.
good morning erg!!
>>561749516good morning anon just slept a nice 5 hours
>>561752118For PvE? Probably Lothric Knight SS for AR, Weapon art, and infusability, and can be buffed. Also has a kino 2-handed R2 thrust. For PvP? Close between Dark infused Gotthard's Twinswords and Ringed Knight Straight Sword (also comes with recovery cancel tech)For both? RKSS takes it for me and goes nicely with the black knight shield for weapon art, and recov cancel kino.
>>561753772If he's such an S tier he would've carried the tourist instead of ragequitting
>>561751397>1024x576
>>561753689It's funny how you keep pretending you play the game when there's like 4 people left
>>561754643What's the shield WA? With my usual ds3 sword n board builds I think I just used some crest shield or lk shield or something
>>561754853BKS has no WA, which is what you want for quick access to your actual weapon art without putting the shield on your back
Hello guys, I am a threadcow, moooo!
>>561754853>>561755228creepy...
gg mysterious smalligo
>>561755361gg nice routing>>561753689I get games just fine tho, it's ok being blocked by someone that doesn't enjoy playing with meit's funny, he accuses me of throwing the game in which he was playing no-respec guardian
>>561754729people called him S tier because they saw him carry shitters ass many times before, retard. that’s clearly not a problem to him and you again are too stupid to realize the main problem
>>561755361Sex with clumsy
>>561755540slut
>>561755529>I NEED to defend the honor of a griefing chink that doesn't even postlol cuck, and you sound upset btw
Sex with >>561754853
>>561755623practinx glazers are just bottom of the barrel shitters that need carrying, it's quite pathetic really.
>>561754853uoh
>>561755672it's literally just trish and tinpo shitting on him lmaoreal bitter cunts they are
>>561755504I don’t know who you are, I’m talking about pracjeet
>>561754853>>561755228which one should i fap to?
>>561755908side to side and glaze them both
>>561755854I could see trish doing that, but not tinpo which just shows you are biased and are one of the previously mentioned 'carried shitters'. Your guy is a seed checker, rage-quitting queue dodger. Upset?
funny how you fags keep trashing on a guy who is only playing the game and never care about this place
>>561756057If you think he's not in on the thread and just casually queues on the PW EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR HOURS with no context then you are heavily retarded
brownest 'g on the 'og
>do nothing>win
>>561755623>>561755672>90s
>rage quit>browns will glaze
>>561755854you seethe about me every single day, whos the bitter cunt?
ed maris or red balancers for melee wylder?
>>561756546red balancer
gg dreg nice triple grafted sword day 1 practice
we didn't bully trash enough
>>561756096This. At least he lurks the general and probably laughing at us right now
We bullied Trishh enough
>>561756967>living in brownzil>laughing at anyone elselol
>>561755887I was talking about fraud merchant
We didn't love trishh enough
Quieta o facho, gringo. Brasileiros dominam erg
>>561756941>(You)>(Bullying)I MOG YOU
>>561757016No ! More pls!>>561757149Anony is very sweet to me sometiems it makes it all worth it...
>>561757406sex with brown girls
>>561757476Bangladeshi girls!
if trish is loved, why no one here is playing with her
>>561757706I'm not queued I'm eating breakfast, and the PW has gotten kinda stale, at least with randos I can see different builds/playstyles
>trash pretending xhe isn't mass blocked and can't get games
>>561757706>herOnly tinpo likes him and that's because he's grooming trishtinx's brown ass.
>>561757849Except when I streamed sometimes I'd pull 8 hours in a row seshes of constant erg queues :3
doe trish groomed tinpo
I dropped a halo sytche and 3 skillups for a rando wyldergawd and he bowed to me at the end of the game
what makes someone with 8 clown awards in xher profile act like this
>>561758094Those are from invading! It's funny how people think they're mocking me with that and they're just helping me buy cute steam stickers!
>>561758094>>561758094fatherless + mental illness
>>561758094Also I have 7... learn to count please anon. Have you ever seen someone with more than me?
>>561758226post vocaroo
>>561758553post you know what first!
>>561758226>>561758328can you stop being a queue terrorist and play normally?
>me ironeye>game with ukrainian undertaker and russian duchess>ukrainian sucks, spampings, refuses damage negation at full hp on 3 different occasions>russian duchess is halosloppingwhat are the geopolitical implications of this? picrel is a drop duchess tried to give to undertaker right at the end of the game, i left it there cause i already had 1 damage neg at full hp; undertaker didn't pick it upwe won anyway
>>561758826what is that
>>561758982>game with ukrainian undertaker and russian duchessboth russians doe
>>561758928What I'd do now anon-sama? I been palying normally...>>561758985****
>>561759041idk the flags said what they said
Man, some people should have never been exposed to any anime
>>561759326stop being negative all daycan't you say something nice?
>>561758094Running theory is the discord that groomed him has made him addicted to this type of abuse.
>>561759326___ _____ _ _____, ____ ___
>>561759093Don't post kino here
>>561759093I know you're gonna play dumb but don't go on your alt just to grief practice again its not worth your time or anyone else's time.
>>561759479I have cheerful and happy days at home every day really, I have nice things to say to people other than you
'pa wouldn't have let this happen
>>561760739It is weird that trash never played on an alt to play with all the people who blocked him, but the moment he got a hate boner for Practice he did.Practice is rent free in trash's head
>>561760739Caught that freak red-handed, well done.
>>561760861her*she*
>>561761010xer*xhe*
gg rando 10bar ironeye & 7bar wylder, we did our best to end my streak at 67 (lol)
>>561761207Name?
>>561761246ex erger
>>561761345Why ex :(
>>561761439we should start seeing other people
>>561761439I play a few games per day, and I want them fast and with no borderline grief picks
>>561761207SIX.... SEVENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>561761563What was your name if you don’t play with us anymore. There’s not many people on the password and I don’t think anyone griefs
>>561761793It's just not worth it
>>561761620
What is the point of Raider's ult? Do you deal more damage the higher you are when you do your jump attacks?
seamless mod fc in overworld when
doe creasy and practice griefed
>>561762240Firing platform lets you cheese some bosses with RoA and it increases physical by 15% for its durationIt still sucks though
>>561761439because they have a weak mentality
>>561762312already happened before so never again
>>561759326>>561756941>>561760861hit the nail quite precisely on the head and caused lots of seething from the brown thread shitter nice job
>tfw no cute zullie-voice /erg/ /dsg/ /xivg/ /mhg/ tgirl to cuddle and badly play nightreign with but we laugh anyway because we like spending time together and i make her happyMaybe one day.
>>561763406>average troon fantasy fan
>>561759542What a strange existence honestly>>561759093You made him really upset for some reason
>>561763406>>561763562Average Mush Post
do i need the nightreign dlc or nah
>>561751975Finally, a sensible post for once.>>561754612Good on you cutie.
>>561763797You do
1/3
I can’t play Nightreign because $20/mo playstation online is too much… back to Bloodborne with me…
>>561755228>>561754853>>561756096>>561757173>>561757406>>561757564>>561758226>>561758831Authentic breed meat for me exclusively thanks for posting
>>561763837why
>queue this dead on a Saturday yuro afternoon
>>561756112even doe it was formerly dee ess jeet but its dead now
playing ds1 and just doing knight class with no gear changes the whole play throughthoughts?
gg 4bar wyldjeet
bg laggy fulghor
gg that was a fun horse. the game gave me all the skill damage up when I wasn't playing balancers though
I wouldn't call skipping and holy shockwaves having more range than they should have a 'gg' or 'fun' in any capacity.
>>561750480Went too crazy for Wyldcock and needed to be restrained
>>561763956Based kino enjoyer. Don’t worry about it. That’s a great game and probably a better use of your time at this point. Playing with randoms is dogshit anyway.
>>561763956Sony Gougestation is being so fucking cringehttps://x.com/Genki_JPN/status/2037505112445521953also Japan is being assraped even harder
>>561766443wait wrong picture sorry
>>561760739NTA but you could make infinite alts and make them look like regular's profiles so Practice will fall for it. Was is he gonna do, block everyone that he doesn't know? Do this every couple days so he'll NEVER get a streak
>>561760861>It is weird that trash never played on an alt to play with all the people who blocked himThat's simple, if somebody has you blocked they're not worth your time :). I'm not desperate. Imagine being so petty over a videogame - I don't grief
>>561767442explains why you posted various versions of UNBLOCK ME SAAR about 500 times
we really need to solve the unemployed crisis
>>561767556And it worked!It takes like 5 seconds to type so
btw you can keep twerking on that report button, kikei'm not gonna stop mentioning your long-nosed tribe
qd5NOW
sorry dreglord, I think it best I stop trying to join back
>>561767442dont worry ill play with you kitten
>>561767581Fvck you!>>561763810Thanks:3>>561760748>I have cheerful and happy days at home every day really, I have nice things to say to people other than youWell bullying other people is not very cheerful and happy dork!
>>561767967Ohhh yes please thank you anonI know the cool anons like you always have my back anyway!~
>>561767994go to your nearest walmart and ask if they are hiring
>>561767760STOP COMMENTING AND QUEUE
>>561768550>slop of nightnah
new patch domo
>>561751908Only mellow and gremlin survived the test of time…
>>561769189Except cupcake is mine
even though they don't duoqueue anymore (and that's a good thing)
>>561769347Name?
>>561769456Futa Rev, clapcake belongs to us
>>561769419>even though they don't duoqueue anymore (and that's a good thing)I'll never understand erg's hate boner for duos, who the fuck cares about your "muh real erg experience!!!" with 2 other randos, just be grateful you get to play with non chinks fucking ungrateful, spoiled assholes.
>>561769663>trishtinx melty
>>561766637>>561766443I didn’t pay that at allFeels good>>561767749Best post all thread
Might turn my mage into a crystal sage cosplay
>>561769730>>561755361>>561752946Look at all these ggs of tinpo playing on his ownwe dont always duo but you already knew that
holy poverty run ggs
>>561769456Cupcake Lover
>>561768736filtered.
>>561770138lmao tinpo is the only one who doesn't have pepe blocked, I dont see him in anyone else's sc's
I've been in queue forever :(Please save me.
>>561770305Based benevolent tinpo playing with the griefing shitters
>>561770305billions must smile>>561770383i'm queuing
i fucking love morgotts cursed sword
>>561770305I can understand not blocking shitters.But griefers? Nah fuck that, pepe stays blocked.
>>561770383name?
>>561770383>>561770561Trvke
Sludge can you post the relics of the guy who was apparently griefing practice?
>>561770724>griefing practiceNoooo why would anybody do that?? He's our beloved S tier who dindu nuffin
is practice queuing right now? the game keep saying 2/3 3/3 and then drop. i blocked him long ago because he pinged too much
>>561769534>>561770198Mom why does cupcake get 2 lovers
>>561770383naam?
>>561771070>>561770628Anonymous
>>561771057She's so hot and and cute and sexy I want to knock her up with 10 erg babies
please queue
>>561770724I wasn't griefing anyone, I was trying seals duchess but I don't pick her much so I downed a lot because I didn't have any extra HP like in my fists buildI equipped the horse relic instead of gaols for the extra stamina and the added affinity working on weapon skills that are 100% affinity so it's almost as good as balancers, I tested it
>>561771315Belan just ignore vitriolic thread posts, it's always been 1 fat schizo who doesn't even play the game
who is this augur dodging brahmin
>>561771315that wasn't directed at you, unca random (alt) ducheet was actually griefing
>>561771619Practice is not gonna fuck you, he doesn't even post faggot!
>>561771315Why would you need extra stamina on seals duchess?
>>561771442ed augur fucking sucks
>>561771884it's been a while since i fought him
>>561771850duchess has very little stamina, anything extra is very noticeable and let's you spam skills/spells better or just reposition more often
>>561771191>hmm... I'm noticing I do zero damage as I'm looking at the situation. Perhaps a re-assesment of the prevailing circumstances will help me observe details previously unseen...
>>561771619the random (alt) ducheet replied
Somehow actually made it to depth 4 just playing with randoms, well and a bit of luck that I didn't get everdark fights that often I still die to those but the base fights are pretty easy.I expect I'll almost immediately de-rank, or are people in depth 4 actually good?
>>561758328why did this get deleted
>>561774201Good job cutie. D4 is literal elo hell the worst of the worst because its full of bad chinese players and its also where the game gets a massive spike in difficulty.
ggpost
>>561770724
>>561774450cute
Sludge can you post the relics of the practice that was griefing trish
Ggsmeg, I had to take care of something at the latter end of night 2 so had to afk
>>561774870Oh wait it was Trish on an altStill bummed he rage quit. I was on a 13 streak.
Yeah of course it was me, funny double standard how you guys cry so much when I did it though
>>561775237HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >immediately avatarfags
>>561775443I could've just changed the relics but I don't give a frick, fuck that guy, and I'll keep doing it
>>561775237oh no trish bros… why is she like this…
>>561775518>and I'll keep doing itwell thats it I guess, the pw is done I'm out. cya never
>>561767442>>561767442>>561767442
Pepe V Trish arc
>>561775618It's called karma Also you're one to talk
>>561616789I do wish we had more mounts in general. Feels like a missed opportunity to not do more.>>561617058I don’t remember making this post…
>>561775237sludge, can you post trash’s alt acc, so i can block it too
>>561771191>>561773240Thank you for the laugh I needed this :)
>>561775675My sister is so slutty with those lips...
>>561775713>sludge, can you post trash’s alt acc, so i can block it tooYou can family share infinite accounts newf*g kun!
>>561775713https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198036106389/>>561775692Torrent is the worst part of Elden ring
>>561775675Lickable face scars! I want to run my fingers through his hair so bad
>>561775593told you all just block trish, all problem will be solved
>>561776013Nice double standard, he griefed me first, I've never done this before, deserved af!
gg gigalibra
>>561774450made to be covered in thick, hot, gooey Wyldman ropes
>>561776013>>561775843He's doing terrorism with alts now there's no stopping this>>561776190He did it once and you're going out of your way to continuously do this in the near future
>pracjeet griefs>wow le based bro own those trannies :)>trish griefs him back>oh no bros our epic chungus!!! why did she do it!!!
>wow le based bro own those trannies :)this but unironically
>>561775618this fucking BROWN creature holy shit LMAO lying like an indian phone scammer
tinpo please fuck some sense into your retarded gf
>>561776587>being surprised surprised at this kind of behavior from a personality like trishitty
>>561776792Ive always played to win, he fucked me over first, it's simple
>>561776587it's simple, people prefer someone who just quitely plays the game rather than someone causing drama after drama
>>561776959where's your partial hp blud?
>>561777136what drama mofo, it's just a videogame
>>561777293tell that to trish lol
let's boycott the pw until trash leaves
I still stalk my ex
>>561777591creep
Sludge looking extra breedable lately
Does the name "sludge merchant" originate from you working at Macdonalds?
I fucking hate duchjeet players
>>561776587>>561776640
>>561777340>>561777101
>>561777947>Lgbtscape
Have you guys never heard the expression "eye for an eye tooth for tooth"?
90s
the ergies will complain about the boys organizing a fc and then tolerate literal pw terrorists
>>561777524I think it's my time, as the worst player on /erg/, to play on the pw and balance things out a little here
>>561778219>>561778147
>>561778313Oooh I haven't played in months I should hop on too and we can ruin someone's day
>>561778320bringing outdated quotes to our modern society, sister???? yikes!!!
im down for a fight club today
>>561778584Haha yeah it's from the old testament even
>>561778595naam?
>>561778460let's make these hours that overlap with certain posters the fun-haver hours for well intentioned players like you and I :)
>>561778147Have you ever heard of the expression "blocked?"
>>561778835Raimundo Torres Bolívar
>>561778091>>561777646Bodied that freak
>>561778902Funny you say that because balancers represent justice
>>561778595I'll queue too and help make it happen but I wanna play one or two nightreigns first
>>561778993Have you ever heard of the expression "67 6 7 6 7!!!!!!!! SIX SEVEN"
doing my part in both websites
>>561777591how long since you were together?
>>561779056You ARE valid
>>561779196>threadshitters exposed on their double standard when trish does itshe won
>>561779047indeed
>>561779196i'm already did my part
pfftt i havent been playing on the pw anyways
shit game ate my input for the ult cancel, bg
I kneel to the drift king
>>5617791975 months
I awake sister and you've posted some good art
Maybe shouldn’t do early invader with lightning spear, not enough fp. Good to get a game today otherwise, playing randos is pretty soulless. Also learnt you can perfume bubble Sebastian
>>561780132It would have been fine like every other time they were just behaving like they were from another dimension
>>561780048>>561780132>>561780237You're beautiful
>>561780048What does the chick in the middle and ribbon have to do with this?
>>561780036that's still a fair window of time especially if you lived together, a year after a committed relationship is reasonable for a lot of people these modern days and it's way more normalized in young gens for whom the stalking might as well be part of the courting phase prior to getting together
>>561780317You're a jeet
>>561780436You stomped that threadpest, well done
I heard this is the thread where we talk about Haloslop?
>>561780317<3>>561780381References I suppose. Looks kinda like they copied the eye make up?
Trish's PPM is so high
Not sure if I like the azur/lusat crystal look. Feels very one note
>>561779192>>561778745>>561776587>>561778091Got his faggot LMAOOOOOO
goddamn what is this staff????
dancer+nameless night 2 boss combo is fucking vicious in solo don, holy shit
>>561781238fatty
>>561781238Could lose a few>>561781282trvke
>>561781238She does not look like that
yuh yuh yuh yuhzuk'
even doe it's 'zuk not zuk' stupid newfig
oh nonono...
Even though your 'culture' is dogshit and not worth replicating.
>dee ess jeet woke upPack it up thread is over
even doe im always here
Nezuk' it sideways yes yes.Mask' it vertically indeed indeed.
even doe terr has been awake for hours smearing cow dung all over the thread as is common practice in xher culture
mandatory pumping sessions so anons can make peace
so cool...
>>561782389I volunteer my body to aid anons
Wish crystal torrent was better. Comically outperformed by comet azur
>>561782575thanks clapcake
>even doeWhere’s the odd buck
so corny and lame though*
>>561782760You're welcome
que?
>>561782785
gg mystery nameres
>>561783434naam?
>>561783537gyat
>>561783537Wow is that rev slugma?
>>561782389Recluse Tits? start it off
>>561783448>>561782785Cinema!
>>561784456>>561783196>>561781431>>561781238>>561781114>>561780237>>561780132>>561779824>>561778902>>561778313I won’t lie, I’m picking up some serious Wyld property vibes from these attractive women…
>Rating penalty waived due to premature ejaculation of another player >Still lose 100 pointsWhy
what happened to the dark souls general?
>caring about points in the big 2026cute
I am so fucking sick of third worlders in my games. It's insane that From STILL doesn't have proper regional servers. The game is literally unplayable when this guy has poverty internet and it's making it take five minutes just to pick up a dormant power. Even ignoring the connectivity issues they always play like shit and three bar for some reason.
>>561784841Making babies with Wyld men
>>561785861They do have regional servers, but only for japan not for filthy retard baka gaijins like you
>>561786305Yeah I know that, which is why I said "proper" regional servers.
>>561785076Raped to death by a south asian
>>561785076The lolcow we make fun of ruined it himself.
How am I always sleepy if all I do is sleep, is it cancer or something
>>561786987could be a liver disease
>>561786987mold
>>561787362>>561787670Both good options I used to drink so hard it'd make my liver hurt and I live really hikkikomori filthy
>>561786987Get some exercise, I often find sometimes after a full day of WFH I'm sleepy, but then I go out and exercise and I'm awake again.
I might make a dex/fth caster
>>561786987diabetes
>>561786554>>561786696sad
>>561788274Okay I have a mat to work out on
>>561786987I have that same issue. Though for me it's likely my autoimmune disease that makes me so exhausted all the time. My body has had a long day of attacking itself. Anon's suggestion to work out is good, that helps me too a bit.
I am queuing.
>>561786987Are you sure it’s not sleep apnea? Do you snore a lot?
Is there a way to use CE to boot someone from my game? I can't stand the people that grief by dropping all their shit and idling
>>561789263Nope I don't snore at all
>Manta was too lazy to go to D5 in seamless so we won't see what 6-player D5 lobbies or 6-player ED Libra is likeWhat a retard
Cus we’re all /erg/desians and we’ll fight through thick and thinWe’ll keep this gennie a free gennie from the dee ess jeets coming inWe’ll keep them north of the ‘catty, till this boards running dryAnd this mighty gennie will prosper for /erg/desians never die!
>>561789975powerful………..
>>561789180I am still queuing.Powerfully.
>>561785904Good girl. You’re going to have a whole litter of Wyldlings!
>>561789975i can hear your british voice
>>561775618trish trying not to tell bold faced lies for one thread challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
even doe xhe deserved it
>>561791157Yay more Wyld nightfarers
>>561789975ENCORE!!!!! ENCORE!!!! SO FCVQKING TRVVVVVVV!!!!!!!
>Good girl. You’re going to have a whole litter of Wyldlings!
>>561796847Wyldbvlls look like this in real life though
>>561797381you misunderstand, xhe was posting what xhe looks like, that’s a selfie
>D5 with randoms>our duchess is spamming the halo scythe's AoW>the whole expedition is therefore ruinedIt's not enough that halo sloppers get to instakill everything but they also have to play the character that can't die (and still somehow manage to blunder)
>>561796847Truth nuke.
Please give me the made every blunder available but only won because it’s horse award right fucking NYOW
queueing AGAIN
>>561800262>>561800389name?
>>561801141I think it’s cursed claw senpai, I dunno if she has a name. Maybe Susie?
>>561801141I'm queuing and my internet handle for this video game is PointToSky Anon
This is how you properly say hello to Blaidd
I’ll queue for 8 more minutes
>>561802214Humanity didn't deserve Blaidd, Maliking, and SeroshYou can tell the ancient dragons were better than men by how the beastmen conduct themselves
>>561802214Gay
i love killing adula. gives so many runes.
>>561802214Why are mens balls so sensitive
>decide to play some elden ring real quick>keep tapping l3 to dashHoly fuck ER is literally unplayable now.
>>561803625Delicate area. Handle with care
It's almost impossible to beat elden ring. Only a few people have done itKilling the elden beast is not really beating elden ring. You have to follow the rules as well
>>561804868can we get nora kisugay to interview miyazaki and ask him what all the rules are
>>561785861China is 0th world, mutt.
>Trish finally stops posting and replying to herself 24/7>Thread slows to a crawlFunny
>>561805075Then why do they always have such shitty internet connections and why do they always feel the need to cheat?
>>561805585That's just the ping and it's about efficiency
>>561805473prove it
>>561805473I was takin a nap
>>561796847>>561798595>exejeet samefagcinema
>>561805075What are you talking about
trooncake do you want a kiss?
>get hit by a random spear that you can barely see while fulghor is doing his spinny melty>it combos into the final AoEYeha fuck you too niggerzaki
>>561806235clapcake* And she's my BBC's btw.
>>561805721>cheating is "efficiency"Why are chinks like this?
>>561805869>fraud merchant still play with trash after that incidentthis is seriously the next level of retard i will never understand
>>561806586why do you type like shit everytime
I got crazy lucky last game. I was looking for the veteran's prosthesis. While running away from the rain, we split up, and I just happened to find a dead player's remains by a grace. It had the verteran's prosthesis with the executor's grief(improving dexterity), improve attack lighting attack power by 12%, and improve guard breaking by 60 percent.The corpse also had melee attack improvement 15%, successive and successive attack damage 60%. Both with two more instances of executor's grief. It was like someone custom gift wrapped the perfect anti-fulghor build
>>561806637how does your tiny brain work?
I just foudn out there’s a skeleton in DS2 who wields an estoc and does a flurry of jabs. Cool enemy.
>>561806761What's the point if his stomps are unavoidable, just quit out
>>561806892His stomps aren't unavoidable, what do you mean?
>>561806843>how does your tiny brain work?erm ackshully my brain works sending electrical impulses
>>561806586I was playing Elden ring and forgot desu. I also didn’t want to throw because p2s has never done anything wrong to me
>>561807146Based
>>561807146I'm not sorry for you, remember all the times you've given me shit like when you blocked me for going to solo the crucibles on a won game?
>>561806235Oh gosh, yes that sounds really nice actually. >>561806390Also true
>>561807324*mwah*
>>561807235Rent free
>>561807146>chinese players and TrishThis is grim, man. Put a trigger warning or something like that next time
Why are you guys so obsessed with trish? what'd he do? I don't get it
>>561807553Keeps teasing but never puts out
>>561807424Thank you <3
>>561807146Or when we lost to death knights because you don't understand how Duchess ult works and complained for like a whole week
>>561807324Good titcow.
>>561807424>>561807913I want to beat both of you up.
>>561807146come on now slug, be a good boy and unblock trish already, she didn't deserve this and you also need her to carry your sorry ass right?
>>561808358he'll come around, slug has blocked me and unblocked me many times before, boys just like throwing tantrums
bros did she post hole
>>561807464Chinese are my new best friends
>>561808750>I also didn't want to throw lmao it was cute seeing you consider going afk, it's not like I have a 64 streak anyway
>so mad she replied to wrong post
>>561809101>to wrong postSAAAR
>>561808458>>561808985Kill yourself.
>>561806390Weird brown post>>561809178Got him there
>failed to join multiplayer sessionbro WHATI really hope we get fulghor again
>>561810709>TheBlockedTM
80 faith is the only damage stat you need in the game
>>561811110You can always go lower
>>561811260There is 0 point in going lower than 80 because there is no other stat worth leveling; the rest is just dumped into mind
>>561811609Why would you need to invest in mind if you don't need healing flasks? Surely, you can do just fine with base mind and 7 flasks.
>>561811801Unless you plan on going up to 125-150, of course, in which case you'd need to dump point somewhere else after reaching 99 faith.
>>561811609maybe if you're a level 200 golem
>>561811110Elden ring pvp is kinda too fast ttk wise. Game feels like it’s all about alpha striking during invasions
I am listening to Latinx music while waiting in the queue.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FmNVWkYoHl8
i'm gooning to wraff while not queueing
>>561812998Dat slut face + insufferable SJW attitude for tributing
>>561813168It's called inflation.
Beg me not to do the thing again
Fire giant was pretty rough. Glad anons were talking about level one runs to convince me to finish mine
no one posts fashion because you are broke and cant dress yo self
>>561815836brand fashion is a scam and you should consider doing a spit shine while you're down there licking boots of rich pedophiles
>>561775819they wrap around you only doe
>>561780048Weird ass cinder block jaw
>>561780859that halo is kinothis game is slop albeit>>561789975i laughed
>>561815836correct on both accounts
I would happily feed youknowwho to the hogs.
>>561805989>>561801578>>561801417>>561800262>>561792206>>561808458>>561808985Cute sleeves
I feel like most of the posters here are women or femboys
>>561817295it's true because a couple days ago I asked the men of the thread to post photos of their crossed forearms and they all just cried about having skinny arms even though it's a pose that makes even smaller arms look nice so they must all be truly frail little milhouse buddies
posting a gg
>>561817791GG.Rare giant's hunt run.
>>561817580got any more of those pixels
>>561817960yeah I'll show you at the fc!
>>561817295your pornsick
>>561817732why would I post a picture of myself in /erg/
1/30000000000
Yorshka cosplay
>>561817732That made me laugh. Cute scrawny boys! I wish to give them all forehead kisses.
>>561818475for joy but you require bravery for that so forget about it
Any qq?
>>561820316I'll reinstall if they do a patch
>>561820043that's weird and whorish
>>561820494There’s a big (no content) patch on chewsday
>>561820043i reject you
>>561820074being insulted by /erg/ anons would not bring me joy
>>561820895start doing pushups twinkie boy
>>561821315I would rather die than exercise
>>561817732>>561817295>>561820043>>561820895stop being so mean
Sellen and Seluvis have inspired me to work on my fantasy setting.
>>561820802What's with the no content patchesNo duskblood news and no TE news is sus even if I don't give a shit about them, you'd think they were trying to let interest in nightreign stagnate so that they could divert players to new games but there's nothing Give me depths 10 or any content patch and I'll stream 24 hours of nightreign
>>561821553I wasn’t being mean I was being weird and whorish apparently
men here don’t find it natural to post pictures of themselves online
>>561821553I think it's kind of funny and realistically it is more your responsibility to toughen yourself up against emotional adversity than it is for the environment that you voluntarily immerse yourself in to adjust itself for you and your insecurities and weaknesses, nobody is causing you any danger here with little online words so try to smile a little more bitch or just leave already
>>561821814Good.
>>561822093>>561821920rude meanie
>>561811110>>561812569>15 second, bitesized clip>2026 and pvers are *still* spamming jump attacks at literally everything>phantom rushes in using one of the worst running attacks in the game>gets one-tapped by a fucking L2 because hard cap DMG stats and buffstacking on pvp builds are totally balanced>milquetoast gesture over dying corpse >rinse and repeat probablyno words anymore, this is just sad
The discorders are trying to turn the general into a mirror of discord, complete with a channel where users post themselves.
>>561822568>2026 and pvers are *still* spamming jump attacks at literally everythingnot their fault it's the best way to do damage at this game
>>561821920you are weird and whorish
>>561821602they are civilised
>>561822751I was actually inspired by the whole gaining immortality by using puppet bodies.
My heart hurts
>>561823923why
>>561823923who
>>561823923whore
>>561823964I had a lot of anxiety and self-loathing this past week and it's not completely gone
>>561824091what caused it?
This is not your blog
>>561823923>>561824091There there anon. I hope you feel better soon.
fc?
>>561824091we are experiencing a spiritual attack
>>561826449Who is this
>>561812061125 pleb
Yeah, that Caligo fight just reminded me why I don't respect the game. Utter bullshit.
>>561822568if you think cipher pata is one of the worse weapons in the game you're legit reddit brained
I never like reviving during the caligo fight, always feels like the forward breath is just inescapable sometimes
>>561826815anon
>>561827434Everything was inescapable that fight.1st death, I was just walking toward her, when she suddenly spazzes out, and does that weird crawling, feet dragging attack. The very first part of that attack, she bites me with perfect precision.2nd death, waking up inside of the the forward breath attack.3rd death, as soon as I'm revived, she's doing the fly-bys while firing ice crystals. She lands at the perfect distance to where I can't escape the crystals by toward or away, and her back is against the boss room barrier, so I can't get behind her either. So I just block and pray for good RNG. But enough ice cystals spawn on top of me to kill me.4th death, well I'll take responsiblity for that one. Though I think the timing was still unfair.I probably would have died to her big AOE crystal bomb crystal attack too, if one of you didn't cancel it.I swear this bitch was out to get me. Also, I still think it's bullshit how you're forced to take damage when she creates field-wide frost. At had a talisman that gave me 70 frost resistance, and it wasn't enough to avoid getting frost bitten. If Fromsoft had any integrity, they would make warming stones counteract frost build up. As well as other heat sources like fire and magma.
names?
You even have to ask?
>>561828439The only one brave enough to criticize the game in this general.
How do I kill myself
queuing
Need more hp…
>>561828303And another thing, did you guys see how bullshit the dancer's attack was? The dancer isn't even looking at me. She's being idle. Which for her, is just aimlessly walking all sensually. I think "cool, I can pick up the wylder, and get some damage in at the same time". I go for a charge attack. Suddenly, the dancer goes from 0 to 100 in a flash, turning and crushing me in a single blow. Which is extra bullshit, because I had 40% damage negation on charged attacks. So not only did she move so fast that it looked like a glitch, she just blew entirely through my negations for an insta-kill.
>>561827126even doe i play at 138
anyone else playing?
gg thanks for the mlgs very cool
>>561828542your first step is asking that question to a loved one or a family member or a friend, then adopt at least two pets or join the military or a local church
wr on a team of 3 tr*shes?I would say 30% vs ED dogs or Balancers
>>5618314050 because they would grief each other
>>5618314053 duchess doing slop would nuke every boss before they 3 barred
>>56183140541%
I dont really want to play with mr whorish trish
gg 48 game winstreakmight be done for a while
>>561833401I'm sorry. The boss was simply too hard for me.
>>561832595ms*
Remember when you bully anons, this is what you're bullying
>>561834057So true… absolutely heartless…
>>561834057I look like this
>>561830239They don't care
>>561834828you can't assume that will be true for everyone in your life
How do I stop caring about points? I hit 9999 a while ago.
>>561837593learn from rvc
>>561837593i stopped caring about points after i started caring about don win streaks
suddenly the thread spiked down to less than 10 posts in an hour.if that isn't a sign of some nefarious shitposting campaign and samefagging going on during other hours of the day, I don't know what is. The general is cooked yall
>>561838012That's how it should be, really.
>>561838012meds
>>561838012I haven’t been playing much. Busy with other games and stuff sorry.
>>561838012I hate myself
>>561838012Trish is asleep
>>561838012today's lolcow symptoms are no different from the noxy days really, they will always come and go and only become more especially noticeable with this, our advent of the slow thread age, it is merely a cycle....
I love Trish
>>561838890>dsg hollowed out for so long the fire fadedWhat's ER's term for hollows anyway? Or they just attack you on sight because uhhhhhhhhhh
>>561838012It’s better like this. The activity we’ve seen is entirely artificial and due to the presence of a handful of threadshitters who are here 24/7 arguing with each other. Hell, this is more or less how it was pre-NR too. No clue why it’s suddenly all stopped but this is what it should be looking like from now on now that we’ve effectively exhausted everything.
>>561839479They’re probably asleep. They’ll shitpost again in a few hours
I hope it my constant complaining about the game that scared off the threadshitters.
>>561838012Only Americans are awake right now and the thread is silent and not full of shitposts, interesting.
>>561839764Good Morning Sir
>>561839808Wtf...
>>561839764A few days ago around this time maybe +3 hrs we had pretty chill elden ring discussion with no shitposters. Might be the best time for discussion.
shut the fuck up terrjeeta stop posting and fuck off
>missed steam sale elden ring "newcomers"it's over. I lost some kino stormveil action
>>561840107why do you look like a rat
>>561840210he is roleplaying a child molester
Any other roguelikes like Nightreign?
>>561840390sts2
>>561840390gotta wait for nightreign likes to pop up
>>561840390not really
:( Can’t put carian retaliation on parry dagger WHY. I’ll just have to use a small shield for the closest look with best parry
>>561840390I've heard people compare it to risk of rain 2. about as much of an equivalent as I can offer
>>561840724Didn’t gearbox completely break ror2
>>561840823that was a while ago, it's fine now
>>561805473>herself
>>561841042Oh that’s good. The timer difficulty aspect is probably the closest thing I can imagine to nightreign in the roguelike world.
>>561813168mogged
>>561828516He's just an incompetent shitter thoughbeit
'reign
>>561833401Greasyjeet is so incompetent that he spreads it to other players, actual D6 games.
>>561833401Name?
this ain't over zorbjeet, this shit ain't over
Zorban won. Erg lost. It's time to accept defeat.
>>561838012>>561805473
>>561841871No dice
>>561841526>>561841783The game has flaws. You have to accept that. You want empty commentary like "come on, bros! We can do it! :D We'll win for sure, next time!"But I actually point out the problems, and that ruffles your feathers for some reason. Maybe it's because you're Fromdrones?
zorb wontrish wonmush wondevil won
im so sick of getting mountaintops with retard randoms
>>561842330Said no one ever
>>561842330>zorbantrue>trishlol, no>mushlol, no>deviltrue
>>561842330terr won, devil lost
>>561842330zorban won terrjeet lost
so cool doe
>>561842330mush lost to a black man though
Devilgawd mogs xhim doebeit
Can't believe Illusory Wall is doing a spawn all vagrants "run". He's so cool and autistic.
>>561842553>>561842867>>561842578Mush and Devil both have harems of erg girls
>>561842330sneedGOD won
bgm that plays when you queue randoms https://youtu.be/VlueSmy_GoQ
stfu trashcake
>>561842915Name 3
>>561842904I did a run with ng+ gravelord enemies and vagrants it was fun.
I just saved a run as rev :D
>>561843049good job cutie
>>561842915I wish I had a harem
>>561842915>won >got cucked by a black manlole
>>561843081silence mushjeet
>>561842806>>561839948>>561842330>>561842904this is true>>561842578>>561842867>>561843137this is false
>>561843116terr...
How do I remove guardian from the hub?
Looks like the threashitters are back from whatever it was that distracted them for a few hours. Probably made a run to a convenience store and got some cigs and some heat lamp food. Maybe did a few scratchers.
>>561842904>nasily skinnyfat gay rreddditor incarnate>cool He's autistic, that's for sure, at least he has the honesty to not troon out and own being a gay man.
rest in peace my granny
gonna queue
>>561845165le nom?
>>561842867Truthful post that struck a nerve.
>>561845340terr
>>561843517I hate how he spends 90% of the time in the main holdStupid fuck is griefing the best waiting spot
>>561845165Why?
>>561847182i want to play
I’ve never tried pure int caster in DS3, maybe I should try that.
>>561847269inb4 magic infused lothrick knight straight sword is the best spell you can use kek
jeeneral
>>561847403Lol I’m trying to avoid that.
>>5618015783>1>5>2>4
>>561847269Try the forbidden int fth build with heysel pick in the main hand and a fth talisman in the offhand.Heysel pick for meleeing and using melee spells like soul greatsword, old moonlight and farron flashsword.For miracles you use ranged stuff like sunlight spear, emit force and lightning arrow.
>>561847656Maybe towards the end I’ll get some faith, but lately I’ve been feeling very blue magicy
Why do streamers reset their rank/make alts as if the climb to D5 is a challenge?
>>561847817Basically there's nothing to do so they make an alt just to force some variety in the runs. Even I've done it. Playing this game with non-Guardian mains is basically a guaranteed win if you know what you're doing.
>>5618015781>3>2>4>5
>>561847920But it's the same except easier. Different builds or duos would be variety.
>>561847920>2 shit teammates >bad loot>ED Dogs, ED Libra, SSB BalancersNope.
>>561833401Grem? That’s a pretty tough team tbf
>>561838890>today's lolcow symptoms are no different from the noxy days really, they will always come and goas opposed to what you're gonna be here forever?
>>561848646wasnt me
>>561849060Poor guyski
>>561849271faggot
>>561849287we know bronybro
>I think fags like trannox illustrate why generals don't really work on 4chan. Anons can't do anything about these giganiggers and mods don't care to put a lid on it since it's confined to a general they don't browse and are sympathetic if it's a fellow tranny. The only thing you can do is self moderate by not posting and browsing in a general you don't like and that leaves it in a state where a small handful of retards with the same mental illness push everyone else out. It happened with /dsg/ it's happening to /fsg/ after the /dsg/fags and trannox moved there, and it's even happening here despite ER being one of the most beloved games with a long awaited dlc coming out next month. wtf I love nox such a role model
>>561849060Get a game?
>>561849186Can you be any cuter?
>>561849581No, I’ll probably queue for another 20 mins. Might unblock practice
>>561849652I'm so glad that I get told things like this irl
>>561849704Keep waiting retard
>>561849739i wish i could be invisible sometimes. one thing men have it good.
>>561849704slut merchant
>>561849652Im nyot cute anon Im evil and I ruin everything apparently!!
>>561849704What build are you feeling today?
>>561849879my boyfriend helps me stay invisible so well that I don't even have to leave the house and exist most days
>>561850040I’ve been playing rev the past couple of days. Beast slop on teams that need it/mystery, lightning on fulghor, then I have other school but my giants flame one kinda sucks
>>561849704>sludge will be finally at 50 streak again>pracjeet griefs himI don't know sister
>>561850268You're not playing off meta stuff anymore?>>561850312Shut up trash nobody likes you
>>561850580Rent free
>>561850662How is it rent free when I was right?
>>561850786Yes yes every post you don't like is me
>>561848379no because you have to carry clueless retards through d1-4. its not the same
I'm gonna do an epic style queue
queueing for palestine
>>561851241oh nooo playing on easy mode is so haaardonly zorfat thinks a D4 100 win streak with randoms challenge is hard
>>561851383didn't say it was hard. nice projection.
>>561851410you said no to it being easierwhat's the opposite of something being easier?
queueing for israel
>>561851458no I said its not the same but easier because its not the same thing
>>561851383>only zorfat thinks a D4 100 win streak with randoms challenge is hardlol that's so disingenous, some d4 randos will 3 bar 30 seconds into normal fulghor
>>561851547so?that's just playing with creasy but you get to play with depths 4 scaling?
No queuers?
>>561851618True you got me there he's so shit
>>561851461name, saar?
gg nameres
from it's my birthday can i get a balance patch please please
>>561851778pretty solid run all in all
>>561851828I just wish there was a way to turn up Great Hollow chance
>>561851894yeah amazing circle even doe we only got 2 ninvader, ggs
gg sparring ground
more people should gg post so I can know who's in queue
>randos run across the map to get me godslayer spell and smithing stone 2 because they obviously curious about how good it is>2 bar to normal bugs because I got the most cursed switching ever seenThe damage was cool though. 8k per scouring black flame. Frenzy flame or giants would’ve done far more though so I think I’m not gonna run it anymore
>>561852218why do you care
>>561852275My godslayer relics are so CE kino they kinda make up for it. I'm impressed with my own hits sometimes even though its not even buffing the DoT.also always feels good in the case of a second rev on the team running fireslop I get to pass them all my fire giant stuff and they pass me all their godslayer stuff
>>561852357because I don't want to queue up and not find games
also its a lot of fun when you actually run into scouring flame or black flame ritual. I don't mind running with the normal black flame orb most of the time though. I only use the build for caligo and pests.
well I don't see anyone else queuing with me 1/3 here
>>561852543god slayer is usually more damage but you can't free aim some 3 pointers from across the map as easily as you can with giant's flamethe AoE on the meatballs is also better for Libra because you can hit condemned and Libra at the same time
>>561852607i left after 20+ minutes. have fun in sparring grounds
>>561852772damn I was lied to, tell me your name NOW
>>561852543Same, it was kinda annoying I had to learn that you have to free aim scouring but one shotting the draconic’s horseman was fun. It’s also annoying having all my best normal relic be red and all my best deep relics be green
>>561852607>>561852772name, tier, blocked status?
>>561853204I'm an S tier. No one has me blocked I'm pretty sure
>>561853283cc...
>>561853204Someone here once said me I am god tier player, probably only terr block me.
blocked this blocked that, how about you guys block some bitches
>>561853572The layup to this is too easy
this game needs a turbo mode fr
>>561853572post your feet already
>balancers depth 3>no hidden map or boss>someone leaves and rejoins>win>+250What was the extra 50 points for normally it's just 200?
gg gareking
>>561854416its supposed to be +300 for hidden map
>>561854532gg artorias..................
>>561854532I invented sitting down like that as wylder
>2/3is sludge queuing
you might queue in peace, anyon, im going to bed AGAIN
>>561854924Please don’t queue again, just leave the password and thread and take simpo with you
>>561854975Stop starting drama
>>561854532>password is dead>these two retards are still duoing
>>561855152I know, it’s annoying the game seems to prioritise filling their 2/3 over bringing solo players together
>>561855349Why not duo with other erg players then?
>>561855559Duoing is gay and boring. I want to play with different players, playing different builds.
>>561855676No it's not
>wake up>"Elden Ring Returns With Official New Release This Tuesday, March 31">wtf>check thread>no one said anything>check everywhere else>nothing>"wtf, did I dream it?">find website I found it from>"Elden Ring makes an epic return this week with the release of the Elden Ring Nightreign Gaming Mousepad XXL from Bandai Namco"Holy fucking shit.
gg gareking again
>>561856913gyat
>>561855559>guy points out problem>why not make more problemsEven worse you can have two groups of duos going and nobody gets a game
>>561856817someone gifted it to me, it's nice>>561856913ggs>if dreg starts his combo you just have to stay still bro, he completely misses you, trust m-ACKKK
>>561857054if you have a distance with him you need to roll once, if youre close when he start his combo you can stay still
>>561853572The word 'Blocked' is very triggering for you, I see
>>561857149I was right next to him the 2nd time and didn't move, the horizontal swing that was supposed to go right over my head still got meprobably a high ground issue, terrain is such bullshit in nightlord fights
>>561857267i always hold block when waiting for his combo to end, just in case
Any cute girls?
does anyone have any routing tips?i only play with randoms and rarely ever reach 15 and loot is shit most of the time
>>561858212go for the elite field bosses that show up on the map day 2
>>561858212Always do first camp to hit level 2.Go to closest POI. Fort/Church are easy to do and have high chance to drop a blue preferred weapon. Kill few mobs here so you can hit level 3/4. Try to get Gaol key.Close to any invader camp? If yes, bait out invaders and kill them , ignore the camp itself. Do not bother with swamp invader. Go to Gaol if you got key earlier, ally have it. If the boss is too troublesome type, ignore it.Try to fight easy boss on field, if there are none closeby go to closest mine. If there are none nearby go do nearest ruins, Try to hit level 6-7 then rush to castle basement. If the boss is too troublesome type, do middle castle first then basement. Usually by this time day 1 will start ending and day 2 shouldn't be hard to kill bigger enemies on field.
>>561858460>>561858643its odd because i've alredy been doing this and still end up level 12-13 with dogshit loot so i thought i was doing something wrong
is that one archer guy in elden ring 2 any good? im screwing around with a bow on a new character in my new playthrough and it's kinda pitiful damage
gg L2 ring
>>561859153gg slopmaxx <30 secs cold dogs
>>561858830show your recent match's footprint
>>561858830What are you ending day 1 at on average?
>>561851828happy birthday, anon
>only play Nightreign with friends (and they live next to me)>just finished setting up my filtersIt's comfy bros. We will all make it.
>>561859262this run ended with me at level 13 and trash weapons>>561859398around 7+ if all goes well
>>561860237This new bullying tactic is peak kino.
Less likely to be targeted is actually great if you're revenant or recluse, holy shit it's so nice being able to just chill in the backline spamming spells or incants doing decent damage and let the wylder or class that can actually dodge take agro.
>>561833401Who was this? Honestly is it possible to win with a team like that
>>561860256A sign of a good day 1 is being level 8 or above, 7 is borderline okay anything lower says you fucked up, in this image it came down to bad pathing in day 2, from your location I wouldn't have bothered with the castle as it was too far away, personally I would have done something like this, hill dragon optional. For the blue dot there's a cave entrance from the sorcery tower that leads to a demihuman queen.
>>561860514We know castersissy
>>561860641that's daddy hubby
>>561860641even doe bronylaire is S tier
>>561860237Why are you here then
>>561861504hehehehehe
>>561861504kekaroo
don in theory:>it's completely random! you could be possibly fighting any boss!don in reality:>ed balancers 5 times in a row
>>561861323thank you for the insight, most of the time i follow my team around as im not confident enough to shotcall yet so im trying my best to learn, i started a few days ago
>>561862091also 1/3 qq
>>561862091>>561862151remember to include your tier and blocked status, goyim
my wife is angry at me playing too much NR, can't queue right now...
>>561861993As general advice for shifting earths you want to prioritize them on day 2, noktaleo especially you should be rushing straight away, crater is something you'll want to focus you could probably do a bit of the castle if you're going through but I wouldn't bother with the roof boss, the two strong bosses all depends on how much time you have your goal is the forge and the rest is extra, rotted woods there's a large concentration of bosses the earlier you get there the better but there isn't that much harm in hitting some other things first, mountaintop isn't that special unless you're fighting Caligo.
>>561862628>mountaintop isn't that special unless you're fighting Caligo.Or Adel.
when are they going to nerf ironeye
>>561863073what's wrong with ironeye?
gg mega uma
>>561863247hes busted? fym "what's wrong" what's right?
My game froze like 5 times during that fulghor fight. I think this game really wants me to die.
>>561860641yes but ergoyims are so addicted to using zdps builds
>>561863306sniff
>>561863338you already got raped by fulgawd doe
>>561863073When they nerf Duchfraud>>561863247That's just a seething C-tier who thinks Irongawd has infinite mark uses.
Get a hobby pedojeet
gg h-man, 3.7k per guard counter is pretty dang nice
Doing great hollow with no starting incant is stupidly difficult
>>561864696I just grab the seals from the stands to make it easy peasy.
>>561864641I love playing guard counter max hp bird. It’s so satisfying seeing big numbers and popping every mark
>>561864865In the church? Good point, feels like I’d be brong all the iron maidens out though. Was depending on skeleton beams and ghost flame explosions
>>561864897seeing revenant on my team always puts a smile on my face
>>561865035You don't need to get close to the iron maidens to get the seals.
>>561864696No starting incant in general is crazy, you don't have to school max but there's a reason Revenant was considered one of the worst characters before the starting spell change.
>>561864897yeah, guard counter is fun when it work, until it doesn't. the +guard counter can be rare to get sometimes.
>>561861509Fanart and the occasional lore discussion
>>561865238You learn when to use it and when not to, like everything in the game.
>>561865319right it just that guard counter works better on some bosses more than others. also not to mention having to reposition according to boss targeting or change aggro on teammate
>>561865682It becomes pretty free with rally +2. Its not for cowards mind you.
going through losses at result history, 11 total oof>3 with randos>4 with sens>2 with extremist>2 with sludgenyoticing, I wonder how many times I show up in yours
>>561865259>fan shart>caring about the lore after SoTE lol
gonna play ds2
>>561865782name so I can check?
>>561865259Triggering him already lol.
>>561865782ahh, sens, master of 3bar and still has the guts to blame his teammates for his floorkissing
>>561865742*It's not for people who like to win consistently, mind you
That was shit and incomprehensible. He was teleporting and switching animations all over my screen.
>>561866047If you aren't man enough to hold r2 when you have rally +2 I don't know what to tell you.
>>561856983More duos = more games
>>561865782I dunno why you’re continuing to go through with this. Leave me alone
that was my first hollow in 40+ exp>>561866156gomen
>>561866162Too smart and white to throw games as birdjeet you mean? Not a single birdjeet on the pw is good btw bud
>>561866162It isn't a playstyle for cowards.
>>561865994he didn't misfire for once>>561866238
>>561865782You + another shitter on the team will usually lead to this result
The Z tiers are fighting again......
>>561866393>the character where you turtle up and blockmaxx isn't for cowards lol birdjeets are so desperate
>>561866424Shockingly it’s not hard to verify when I’ve only lost 4 times in my last 100 games and one was Trish throwing and the other one was zdps greg. If you wanna blame me for you 3 barring to demon lords before one hits half hp then go ahead
>>561866649>lolcow going on a melty againhow do you let this happen to you every time?
>>561866558It's threadkino
>>561866871>dos melty
>Belan is accusing others of being reason he losesThis is gennie kino
>>561866731I don't blame you, I don't give a damn reallythe one that webm'd that and took several screenshots of a teammate dying during the run wasn't me thoI only post defeat screens for thread funsies no actual harm intended, just like when I webm stupid deaths like pic related
even doe we all can see it's browntinx shitting up the thread
Even doe he’s better than terr
I miss boxy421
>>561866871Anons spent a good amount of time programming him.
>>561867610Said no one
>>561867610Shame about the threatening to throw everyone on the passwords game arc they took
>>561867850Natural part of the cycle.
>>561867850Then just use halo scythe, impossible to lose unless you have a guardian on the team
>>561861504Shit happens when it's ED libra, no one has lltbt and none of us could really deal with the condemned.
>>561851383I'm doing it in D4 because its better entertainment playing with D4 randoms than competent D5 randoms.
>>561868406Why don’t you just run beast claw revenant
>>561855676>different players, playing different builds.Lmao so fake, you dont play the game !
>>561868857I was.>why did you not kill the condemnedI did. I killed tons of them. Way too many even. But eventually me and ironeye could not keep up with the swarm.
>>561865782>they all lost their streak playing w/o meMany such cases
>>561866043
>>561869575Don't post this you'll make sens make another alt
>>561869171I don’t see how you lost then. Ironeye marks, creasy bleed hooks, you claw once. Should’ve been fairly efficient
>>561869138I want to dismember you alive.
>>561833401With this, what "good" players remain?
>>561869894Why I dindu nuffin anon sama!!!>>561870147Me of course
>>561870173Kys nigger. You're an annoying cunt.
oh oop that was embarrassing. kept getting down by sneak attacks
targeting in this game is crazy bro...sorry the game tried its best to make me target everything except remance even if he was the closest target
>>561870348Maybe so but Im more aryan than u
>>561869734>creasyjeet>bronylaire>don't see what went wrongretard alert
>>561870452You're a Mexican and therefore brown.
>>561867610Sorry anon kind of bored of streaming >>561867850The reality is practice griefed me first and he deserved it and you know it perfectly
>>561870452Why was your vtuber model brown if so?
>>561870804The first hominids were brown in africa so we are actually the true aryan master race thank you, austrian man was wrong
>>561870738>practice griefed me first Wrong.>he deserved itWrong.>>561870884Wrong.I spit on (You).
>>561870884Actually they were black then brown but also you're saying Whites are more evolved? Based, but we knew that already.
>>561870967Play dumb all you want >>561870996Yes respect your ancestors slut
>>561871106Kill yourself.
>>561870503He'll make a new personality soon don't stress it.
I'm still mad, the game decided 10 random rotted zombies far in the distance were my intended target not my 1bar'd ally, like what the fuck
>>561871215Don't lock on
>>561871215Flick up or down you simpleton.
>>561871315I can't think straight whenever I'm the last man standing, I know I should've two-handed the bow and switch to manual aiming but man, he was literally the closest to me why would the game refuse to target him even while cycling through in his direction
>>561871562>even while cycling through in his directionYou weren't cycling in his direction. You thought you were because you have scrombled brains.
>>561871562using a gamepad?
>>561869302Rev mains lol like that?!
post boobs
>>561871106You should respect this BWC slapped on your face
>>561870884Why did I deserve to lose then?
>>561872314Me next
>>561872657When did sludge get so slutty
le queue'd (forma le unqueued)
>>561872042yes
>>561870884>unironically believing Out of Africa fanfic>current year lol
>>561872969No sludge
>>561872061We do.>>561872239
>>561872657cc...
>>561872590Youve bullied me alot, serves you right>>561872314L-Lewd...>>561873103Boxy421 is an antropology scientist!
You don't look like that obesetinx
damn that dc really killed my momentum
>>561873239thanks mommy
>>561873632Me and clapcake sama
>>561873720Of course hun.
Maybe the worst practice game I've ever had.3s delay, T pose sliding festival, king crimson time travel enemies...
>>561851828happy birthday anon! unless you're trish then I take it back
trish gets 21 "files" deleted but no ban, pretty impressive
>>561874260She just ban evades anyway
>>561873730This is true this is us.
>>561874260The janny knows I get mass reported unfairly and just gives me a pat in the back. There's other posts way more garbo
>>561874294>she
>>561874660>>561874660>>561874660
>>561874294just like how he created an alt to grief practice lol
>>561874957she*
>>561875040sorry dsgger but real women aren't hardswapping in elden ring pvp
>>561872314>>561849652I say this
>>561843531What’s a scratcher >>561849704Weird image
>>561851828no idiot that’s for good boys ONLY
>>561853469he has everyone blocked, you should wear that as a point of pride
>>561870884I like you Trish but it’s annoying when you say silly things like this
>>561862560she doesn’t exist lil bro you can just ignore her and continue playing she’ll disappear soon
>>561875627But is true I am a top erg scientist
>>561865259Kind of seems like a waste of time no offense
>>561866871>>561866558>>561867491>>561867660>>561874485>>561874957You got him fuming here lol
>>561870373>>561869302>>561842904Lovely Wyldman cocksleeves
>>561842867>>561847460>>561845917don’t talk to yourself jeet
