Thread for the discussion of Honkai Impact 3rdREAD THIS BEFORE ASKING ANY QUESTIONS BECAUSE IT'S MOST LIKELY HEREhttps://rentry.org/vffr2https://rentry.org/hi3newbieguidehttps://rentry.org/hi3newbieresourceshttps://rentry.org/hi3resourceshttps://rentry.org/ElfSkillUpgrades>Story guide for newcomershttps://hoyostans.be/explore/honkai-impact-3rd/consumers-guide-hi3>Shattered Swords VNhttps://youtube.com/channel/UCyeHz1CGgJkXJd-c7lw_RiQ>Latest CN supply, event, abyss, and MA cycles:https://marisaimpact.com/calendar85>v8.7 Passage to New Dawns Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nSjq8rQAPo >Raiden Mei's New S-rank Battlesuit Xentinel · Dawnbearing Crescent Previewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn2XCpAl3pc >Xentinel · Dawnbearing Crescent Tutorial Videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2yk1sy78tc > Every Valkyrie, Every World, All at Oncehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR0sKwLqexU Previous: >>560925747
https://www.miyoushe.com/bh3/article/74226463
Teri Teri!
>>561755917Why did Bologna onee-chan bombed that city?>>561755993Crazy eyes Leylah in the pv.
Seele!
https://www.miyoushe.com/bh3/article/74226583 The last part should be the top-up event?
>>561756182Aiiiiieeeee spoilers. Looks like it's time for Leylah's meds.
5RH94R4WP1 - Teri's Asterite
>patch where P2 is entirely the focus>no dev streamthe disrespect
>>561755917I loved this sceneSuper excited for more P2 stuff
>>561755917Bronya made it in the simulation?
There's no more crystals in the event lobby now right?No need to do hide and seek?
>>561757430
>>561757483YupBut hide and seek is for lantern that gives asterites and coins etc.
>>561757483There's also the daily fortune. I don't know if there's more but I've been getting asterites for a few days now. Where is my Seele packet?
>>561757547Whose voice was that? Coralie?
>>561757601>But hide and seek is for lantern that gives asterites and coins etc.Cool, so literally nothing of value, easy skip/ unless I want to for fun.
But is Mei getting a 5* skin?If there's a leaker here please please please give me the good news man I need to know she's getting it in 8.9
Expect bad news the patch after CNY>1.3 No valk>2.2 (Seems fine)>3.0 ELFs added>3.8 Dudu and APHO>4.7 Bunny girl drama>5.6 The commitment to ER>6.5 No animated shorts>7.4 S ranks only>8.2 Longer patches>8.8 No valk
>no stream with irl hosts>no stream with chibi hostswhat's next?
>>561761134no stream
Mei knees in my coochie
>>561758628is dreamseeker a predator like sena?
>>561761331she's the prey
>>561761174We're already there so what comes next?
>>561761586dawei in tears #3
Now that it's been out for a while, how do you feel about them replacing the A-rank valks with new DK+stigs for older valks?
>>561762674I want new valkyries
>>561756138!eleeS
>>561762845Only successful games gets new characters
>>561763030Well, new battlesuits really not so much new Valkyries
>>561762674reducing the number of bricks on your account instead of adding more is a nice gesture but it's not really a 1:1 comparison
>>561763030And those are utter soulless slops, you shitrail/genshit tourist
>>561755917Not a single thought in Pink's head
>>561763302I like the Pink Thing (good), not to be confused with the Pink Thing (bad).
>>561755917She's already a billion times entertaining than cuckshitlysia. Then again a lot of characters already qualify for that.
>>561764114rozabros how do we cope
>>561766905We don't.
aww she's smiling :)
>>561768363Wasted potentialEither give her banner or stop blue balling
Pinkeele!
>>561769317Yuck
>>561769317The best Pink Thing.
Toteele Seele Deeles
I'm giving you a night call to tell you how I feelI wanna drive you through the night, down the hillsI'm gonna tell you something you don't want to hear I'm gonna show you where it's dark, but have no fear
There's something inside youIt's hard to explainThey're talking about you, boyBut you're still the sameThere's something inside youIt's hard to explainThey're talking about you, boyBut you're still the same
Kiana my beloved........
Hna can't come sooner
said no one ever
>>561774464shut ur whore mouth!
>Massive layoff>No sales>no streamMy heart goes to you all HI3 bwos
>no streamwtf israel?
>561776789>no story>no proper characters >no character development or growth>one off forgotten whore patches>wallet leachersmy heart goes to you all shitrail and genshit bwos
>>561777586thats character from zzz
Oh no! Kiana tends to get herself into these kinds of situations.
never ever
>>561778582chink hate black
Can't believe throughout er it's vill v whom I fell in love
>>561781079Looks pretty believable to me
>>561778316The dev with ryona, bottom, submissive kiana fetish wonHe fucking won
I want to top kiana all day if you get what I mean
>>561781079why not?>Pink is a narrative black hole and her character is as flat as Griseo's chest>Griseo is an adorable painter with a big and innocent heart who feels in colours and later goes on to weild a lightsaber and fuck Bita>Aponia is a mysterious nun with huge tits>Eden celebrates almost as much as Selma>Möbius is the evil (?) scientist>Pardo is a cat>Fuka and Sakura are the same characters you already know and they have nothing new going on whatsoever.>The others are all guysCompared to these, Bill-B is a deep and complex character who sees past everything. She actually does stuff and EE actually explores her as a person. I'd say it has only ever been between her and Griseo and most of Griseo's stuff happens in 1.5
>>561768363When she sees the Senacock
>>561782802you mean the senadick
>>561783076the cockdinner
>>561782407I see.I loved Helia the most a well as Dr. MEI and don't even know much about the latter except a bit from recollections. She's mysterious and smart, just like VillV. Also big boobs so why not?
>>561783376>HeliaVill V* lol what the fuck is wrong with my autocorrect XDI love Helia and Coralie too btw
>>561777726>thats character from zzzTHIS IS FOFO FROM HSR YOU UNCULTURED TWERP!!!!
>>561784265who cares you both f offnuhoyo games are trash go back to your trash threads or is the sparkle tranny posting scat again?don't care f off
We are never getting such an amazing and beautiful mc like this again
Akuryuu Kourin!Akuryuu Kenzan!
>>561788494Shut up coralie
>>561783515I also love them!
>>561788047The new gen has low testosterone and doesn't like actual women like Kiana and likes pink ugly cringe trannies more unfortunately
>>561788047Because they're too greedy now. Besides Kiana is not shaoji's written character and he hates Kiana's popularity which is why he purposely sabotages her. Even vita came to hsr but he won't let Kiana come because she'll automatically steal the spotlight. He's jealous of anyone being more beloved than pisslysia or whorefly
>>561783373the semendinner
>>561789884I think at least finality path should be kianners but that would mean a full planet dedicated to her (as it should) but even I think he would kill himself than ever let that happen
>>561789884I don't want Kiana in HSR because it has male self-insert.Infact i'd prefer no HI3 character traverse into HSR
>>561791954Same. You just know that they would shit on Kiana with how they implemented her. Since Shart Trail is what it is, she would be nothing but an accessory to this guy.
>>561791954>no hi3 character Too lateWe should have a single player game or another with Kiana as mc again. She's simply too well written and best girl. We need more stories of her.
every other sd boss is manageable with other sd characters so it really sucks that this one is turbocancer without the pink
>>561793626>Too lateTheir Bronya and Seele aren't Bronya and Seele. And Himeko? She doesn't even die. Hmmm I guess there is also Sushi, but that's not my Sushi because she doesn't fuck Bears.
>>561797470They are expies thoughI don't count bitchfly as a Kiana expyBesides just have bosenmori mei involved in the story problem solved
>>561797470if it looks like a seele, acts like a seele, talks like a seele, then it probably is a seele
>>561798321>acts like a seeleyou say that as if she fucked bronyathat seele is as shallow as a puddle
>>561798593No Seeles were harmed in this post
>>561796827Ye that's why I got her because I'm sick of a2
>got my Pink now by accident>can't even max out her skills>all the gear on lv 35>no pri-arm because of coursean investment for future pink weather
>>561756182We're going to need a bigger collage.
>>561791954Silly anon, we all know Kiana would go there to fuck Acheron.
>This is 646 points in Agony 3 and far too little to not lose trophiesplease... I need mats...
>>561773124*chokes*
>>561789954
Seele = shitShiteele!
Seele = awesomeAwesomeele!
>>561797470Oh anon, it's way too late for that... Who else do you think managed to fuck off from her shithole?
>>561815459It's the other way round, Bita got that masked whore out of there and showed her the joy of having lesbian sex instead of orbiting some self-insert creep.
>>561815878Ahahah... It's not as if she left ST's keys to Sampo right...
The plot twist is the reason Mei misses Kiana in APHO is that Kiana left to fuck Senadina.
I just rembered.Pink dropped in 8.5 and this was also when Horbeele's DK dropped.The game literally pushed you towards a team of HLE and HoRb. And this is also how I play my Pink Thing.I just have no idea how I play her as a support what does she even do and when do I want to have her on the field?
>>561818345Seele spins then she shows the Seele orb or something.
Give scam contest event.
This s what APHOfags want.
>>561819896based?
Rember the truth!
>>561821431If this is written by yuritroons then they both have dicks
>>561820759
>>561821742based on a true story
>>561821902
>>561822539would you like to go to prom with me thus?
>>561810368NoKianner is for headpats and kisses.
I don't want Genshit, Shart Trail or that new game which already showed that it will have no characters, no yuri and no story. They could as well call it Genshin 3.I'm just here for Honkai.
>>561819896Remove the sex, remove the yuri, add more heterosexuality and censorship. This is the key to profit.
nothing more stressful in this game than trying to not get into nirvana
>>561832159Agony 1 chads here
Mystery Negro
>>561836005Seele negro
>>561836005>Teasing 8.9 valk before the 8.8 update even releasesThat's funny
>>561836516Doomposting must been skyhigh in CN since there's no livestream
>>561836005I hate it. Anon was right. Bad news after CNY.
>>561836936No Livestream and people over there have been spamming about no 350 crystals
>>561836936Yeah the Seele teaser post even says to tune in to the upcoming broadcast essentially having to say livestreams aren't going away for good.Although the playerbase seem more upset over not getting the 350 crystal code that they would have gotten from the livestream.
>>561838307>>561838318Do they actually call the livestream code 350 ml water there? I don't know if it just wasn't translated well.
>>561838648It's 350水 so 350 water
I just realized the long comments I saw in the CN PV post were edits of Leylah talking about Sena's name.
>>561762674Not really a fan of them churning out new DKs, but i guess it's not the end of the world or something.
>>561836005Part2eele, it is time
>>561762674I'll like if they give one to HoV
>>561825459Brain concussions and knee kisses
>>561845397No. Only cup noodles and love.
>>561838307Who cares about crystals man it's just 350 not 3500
Top 10 favorite honkersKiana KaslanaTunaTunalityKiana chanKiannersKianyaQiyanaLunarseacatfishBig lazy catIdiotka
Reminder that Firefly was Helia all along.
>>561850145Duh lolBut they should send acheron over now
Do you think this Kianna is going to part 2 gears like Bonya next patch? I love her.
>>561849650Based. I don't visit the general as often as I should but honkai bros are the best.
>>561850145More like reminder don't take rian seriously he's not a leaker.
>>561850562All Kiana's are love and life.>>561850407Doubt it.But she will 99% get a new Part 2 suit in 10th anniversary
>the upcoming fire character is Firefly>Kiana NTRs Trailblazer
Seele ruined everything again
>>561836005I see it, bros. I see the Seele!
Himeko is coming back as a Seraphim Prince.
Do (You) support *ita on this page?
>>561851958this is a bita general yes
If the Will of Honkai is Prometheus, why was it telling Senti to beat Otto's ass that hard?
>>561851958Help! She's coming onto us!
Swimsuits need censoring.
>>561852948I like how they use pink lilies for Selma and Shoujaku instead of white lilies that you can see for Seele and Bronya. Pink as a colour tells you that they are all about sex.
How do we censor this?
Wow, she corrected herself mid-sentence.
>>561853847Cool asfHer this look is bestShe mogs other hoyo msc except Kiana to death. We need more female mcs. And kill off male characters
Famili!
We hate Seele here.
We love Seelecats here.
>>561857697Kekypow
I fucking hate the card gameNothing is more infuriating than losing with 3/4 points because some faggot got lucky and drew 4 evades
>>561860748Exactly lolI just do one match, kill em with trio and hop outLast mini game was more fun
>>561849650Rice cake sisters...
Still amazed they didn't use foidlysia to promote hna
As a newbie with no qua, is teri or spookle better?
>>561867685they are both bricks so just b urself
>>561867906Damn then I hope seele is qua
>>561867906But still in case who is better out of both?
>>561868347if you asked before it would be brickle but right now they're equally bricked since p1 ignite doesn't really appear anymore so they're more bricked than lamp
>>561868935HOWEVER brickle's bosses are more annoying so just pick her i guess
>>561869516Okie!Thanks a lot
Cn code revealed!It's shiteele2026
Seele>QUA>Lightning (because YY is Lightning)>WS (because YY and Nex are WS)Behold, Teriri will be even more powercrept than Lamp has ever been. I mean it's not like she ever had anything to do to begin with.
Leylah will be Qua FireSenadina will be Qua Ice
>>561872335
>>561872335wtf, 1000 free crystals?
why did she do it
>>561875158seconds before the mirror cracked from her ugliness
>>561875490trvthnvke
>>561875490i mean she is pretty, you can't deny it.i just wonder why she ships bill-b with mobius.
>>561875158fugly ass nigger
>>561875825Hard to see her as pretty when other girls and Cutenya mog her to death. Vita alone is million times sexier than uggolysia.
>>561875825she is an ugly goblina
>>561876491Based Bronya onee chan! You tell her!
>>561879013Sena is awful for giving leylah mommy problems Nahralab was the better caretaker
>>561876894It's always the pink thingA L W A Y S
>>561879725i wouldnt want my caretaker plotting to kill me
Kiana's pubic hair is thick and white with a tinge of purple and pink hair near the end
>>561880653The issue is Leylah's need for a caretaker in the first place. Not just the little Leylah is a womanchild.
>>561881601I bet her slick tastes like liquid galaxies
>>561849650My baby! My cute little munchkin~>>561875158Fucking donkey
So after Amphoreus, I want to experience the original Elysian Realm story. Anything I should know before going into HI3 or should I just go in blind and dry?
>>561884303>Fucking donkeyKalen...
>>561885165just for this the seele stream has been cancelled
>>561885165>bunny girlaaaaaiiiiiiiieeeeeee
>>561885165Bean! Mods bean this!
Cock! Cock! Cock!I LOVE Cock!
>>561895160she means mine btw
>>561895909Fight me
Kianners has never seen a single penis in her entire life.
>>561896218she doesn't need to see it to be fucked by it
>>561896218she has probably seen sieg's as a kid
>>561836005They really had to hit the emergency Seele button huh
>>561896218World Serpent was a giant penis though
>>561895160I gochu, bro.
>>561897080Finally some juicy fat cock!Thanks Seele!
>>561899858Prostitute
>>561899858Seele!
>>561899858Finally..... Cecilia my beloved....It's a miracle!
>>561896218She was impregnated twice. First in cooking show and second in 8.1 Kiana is literally the only hoyo mc that has kissed onscreen (mecha) and given birth twice
>>561899858Jigglypuff seen from above.
>>561756138cute
>>561875825She feels threatened and is trying to distract from the superior Mobius/Eden ship.
>>561908526If only we knew a bit more about the flame chasers, if they had any agency outside of>oooooh Pink Thing is so greatwe would also know who fucks whom
>>561911054pink thing wants to fuck everything but nothing wants to fuck pink thing
>>561919491Seele's gone
>>561884996It's less shit than Amphoreus but still shit. If you're being an Elysia tourist, better off not picking up the game because nearly every other arc is better. Nearly.
>>561919825Nyooooooo.....
Imagine if Seele wasn't gone.Wouldn't this be great?
Seele is here.
Seele is near
Seele is shit
all true
Mei's knees. To my face.
Stop it, Kiana. Domestic violence is bad. I'm begging you.
>>561923108It would be awesome
>>561938165Awesome just like Seele!
>>561939932
>>561899858That's a cat.
You now remember Welt exists.
About time part 2 Seele came. Looking forward to her hentai the most of all. She's deserves it.
I hope they will put her in the main story. I'm tired of constant event-only P1 suits.
>>561911960>>561921372>>561937770>>561944156>>561947837So many good posts while I was sleeping
>>561884996Some guides in the OP are a bit outdated, but they should give you the gist of many game mechanics, story etc.There are quite a few manga chapters that enhances the whole story experience so it's recommended to read them.There are a lot of menus and currencies to get used to and some early story chapters may be a bit clunky nowadays.Ask away if you have any questions,don't think too hard about meta,roll for who you like,chill out and enjoy the game,Seele!
>>561952862>>561953160Kekypow
https://x.com/KoioKian/status/2032268950013190644
>>561955048kevin sure is good at crossdressing huh
>>561955264Owl
So close! I need the Springeele outfit. Just need to wait for abyss.
>>561958378I'm soulless, so I took asterite
>>561958378Niceele!
Give
>>561958586WHAT!?????OMGWHAT IS THISWHERE CAN I GET IT
>>561961435The eventeele that starts today gives you the outfit. Not just that, you should be able to get it today.
I'm just now going through the latest story chapter and I'm not done yet, but damn is it so fucking good. That letter with the people of Luoxing wishing Sena a good life is *mwah* chef's kiss. They have been doing really did a good job having walls of text I want to read.
>>561962312Well duh our game has best story and best character development. Someone nu hoyo gooners will never understand because they think from pea sized dick about shitty self insert with a shitty one dimensional harem.
>>561961435It's a skin for SNeele.>>561961565Cute!
Touhou has Lily White, we have Seele.
>>561963182there surely are a lot of white lilies in honkai as well
>>561968192It's the name of character who heralds the coming of spring, silly!
leeley
4 p1 characters in a row, 5 updates in a row without a p2 battlesuit. Fucking good to see. The fewer p2 characters, the better. The more Seele, the better.
i know this is hua weather dawei cant stop me
Behold!
>>561962901Fuck cream buns.
>>561975443Fruhlingeele!
>>561978346and Estlandya onee-chan!
>>561981214Mei's knee pillow...
Who are they talking about?
>>561985469ch1 npcs
Page Seele!
>>561995918cute Springeeles
>>561980251
Cup noodles! Cup noodles! Cup noodles!I LOVE Cup noodles!!!
>>562000419cuayo
>>562000419Best I can do is fried chicky and p-p-pizza pizza summer beach bar b q!
>>562000419People will seriously look at this and say wife
>>562002448But enough about Rice Cake-what about Kiana?
>>562003637Wife
I refuse to believe this guy is human.How, in the actual fuck, do you have a 90% win rate with this many matches???
And whenever someone says "wife" about a hot anime girl from this gambling video game, some killjoy inevitably says "Bronya/Seele/Kiana/Mei's wife" in response as if people aren't allowed to fantasize about hot fictional characters anymore.
>>562005563This anon is Bronya/Seele/Kiana/Mei's wife
That's why Griseo and Bita are compelling, they aren't about marriage, they are about rough premarital sex (same with Selma and Shoujaku).
>>562003637Using Rice Cake as a condom while having sex with Kiana (she's already pregnant)
>>562005057the answer is>the ladder is comprised of 99% retards>seele deck is next best after hershey
That spring in Estonia outfit is pretty cool.It's somewhat like Dream Seeker because it totally changes Seele and how she works aesthetically.Dream Seeker, Spring in Estonia and Part2eele (when she drops) will surely be the valks/outfits that I will always show off on my profile until the Era of Seele.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQT2CsgrE_MYY bridge interactions.
>>562022715I haven't tried Part 2 bridge again for a long time after I turned it off. Ah! Why is Youyun Sensei so sex?
>>562023852brat energy overload
>>562006729I don't care for either character, but they are hot with plenty of good hentai. They have a few nice yuri works together, but it's mostly a dude dicking them down, which is hot too.
The Chibi lobby cycled some chibis again.
>>562025073so, no yuri
>>562027731Give Otto
Seele?
>facing shaddoll deck>got pic early on>opponent conveniently mills the exact card to destroy itThankfully this game doesn't have those cases.
>>561962312Just finished the latest story chapter.If every chapter has been peak, is it just a reeeeaaally high plateau?
>>561962312>having walls of text I want to readHSR has lost again
>>561755810
>>562041584Naughty Seelecats...
It's a strange feeling having a Honkai story without half as many retcons. Part 2 hasn't retconned half as much as Part 1 by now.
What if... Seele
>>562005057The power of Seele.
Seele hate.
Is this the work of an enemy Stand?
Seele love!
>>562048637Cute!
>>562051105what does it do?
>>562051202>>>>>>>
>mfw Sin Mal raped Seele then Seele raped her in response>mfw you couldn't join
>>562005643Kek
I am sad because DMC still belongs to Mihoyo.
>>562051202
(You) killed this
>>562062126You're welcome!
>>562055030Bronya would have tripped down the stairs on the way to the bedroom anyway.
>>562067267lmfaoooooojobnya does it again
>>562039305could be this or could mean that it progressively gets better. after ch. 1-3 of part 2, there really wasn't any other way but up.
>>562068379No people have shit tasteWifeque was beautiful and amazing
No! ...350 crystals is different...only 350 crystals is different—!350 crystals...is different from everyone else.Because the name 350 crystals...is beautiful. Saying it makes me feel safe; it's the most sacred melody in the world...I don't want to omit it.No! ...350 crystals is different...only 350 crystals is different—!350 crystals...is different from everyone else.Because the name 350 crystals...is beautiful. Saying it makes me feel safe; it's the most sacred melody in the world...I don't want to omit it.350 crystals is the true god of Luoxing. He chose this star, ignited the fire buried deep underground, and the barren planet gained a dancing heart.He watches over life, guards civilization, loves us wholeheartedly, and sincerely reveals his joy before all that He protects.He is the most beautiful god in the vast universe; time can never wither Him. You must remember His existence with me, and never forget His name.
>>562069406
350 crystals is the true deity of Luoxing. He etched truth and humility into His heart, awakening ignorant life from chaos, and bringing the sound of blessings to the world.He shelters the past, embraces the wandering, loves us with all His might, guides us on the right path with noble sacrifices, and bestows upon you and me His greatest promise.He is the gentlest deity in the vast universe, and the world rewards Him with undying prosperity. Flowers bloom, leaves flourish, life thrives, the land beneath our feet is ever-renewing—350 crystals, this is the treasure you wanted to protect, this is the gift you left for me.You said our footprints are all over Luoxing, and when I continue on this path, seeing lush flowers and trees, clear skies, and those smiling faces brimming with happiness, I will see you again.Yes, your shadow is everywhere here, of course I can see it. But what I've always longed for isn't any of that… I want 350 crystals to share the same scenery with me in the vast sea of stars, to be with me day and night for countless years; I want to return to every day I can truly touch and spend with you.350 crystals… if I had said then, "Please don't leave me," would you have stayed for me?
>>562070297Part2eele!
>>562070127>>562069628
>>562073923Seele love!
>>562073923
>>562073923>Sirin nice feels wife>Finality Kianners means win
>>562073923>true hi3 always kiana>humanity especially became baby>wanted sin
>>562075826Kiana is the soul of hoyo and honkai.
>>562073923>gay rita>always kiana>baby part2eele>dump perhaps senadina>nice wife vita>bear room
>>562073923>seele loveSeele love!>yuri gameyes>pink elysiabig if true>part2eele muslim[plot twist]
>>562075930>>dumpMinor spelling mistake - post no longer funny
>>562073923>thankfully fact vita guyoh no no no
>>562076301even the little boy vitas are girl vitas. she has 7 daughters.
>>562075968It's true. Seele took the shahada. She is now muslimeele!
>>562077045That was the bear's influence. She's the MENA girl.
>>562028517I'm a fan of both. The issue is that not enough hentai artists draw yuri hentai for this game for some reason. For every yuri hentai work this game has, many, many more are the girls with dudes.
Shalom!
>>562079578Is she still a prostitute?
>>562079578Hijabeele!
>>562079578
>>562081014need (Me)wife
>>562079621She has never been one.
>>562086737Freele????
Can someone tell me who this is because I still haven't figured it out
>>562092389oh, I never noticed her
When-dy
>>562106049Green Seele...
>>562098339So who is it? It looks like madoka to me....
>>562092389It's Songque
>>562092389Kiana. The icons are Mei, Kiana and Rice Cake.
>>562109317You too!
I feel dirty everytime I have to open APHO
>>562118264Wife
>>562118264who has been starving kiana her tits are microscopic
Kiana chan?More likeQiyana Chang!
>>562120286Honkai energy depleted so her boobies shrank. As you know honkai energy is stored in the boobs afterall.
What is a Seele?
>>562128441Seele is German and means Seele.
>>562129039
>>562129039>>562129248Why are you Seele? We aren't Seele in Germany.
>>562129657Bist du dir da sicher? Wir haben alle eine Seele und ich habe bald eine Teilzweieele.Are you sure about that? We all have a Seele and I will soon have a Part2eele.
Is Seele awesome?
>>562140842Fine. Seele sucks.
>>562140842Yes, Seele is awesome. Many are saying this.
>>562142274Maneele
>>562106049Announcement soon!
>>562150117if only there was a stream
>>562067267
https://x.com/HonkaiImpact3rd/status/2039175923564421550 ASMALLGIFT - stamina pot and skip tickets
No April Fools is the last straw.
>still no cecilia
>>562140842
>>562128441
>Sparkle ascension supply>sleepy Teriri in the BP>both QUA, both WSGuess who will be hard powercrept by Part2eele?>Cuteque AstralOp is Lightning like YY and WS like YYGuess who is already powercrept?>free SenadinerThe game wants you to run the copium team of Horbeele, Nex, Sena with whatever leader you need of those three, see Part2eele replace either Horbeele or Sena in 8.9
>>562158502What about Bologna DK?
>>562158502I still don't have HoRBeele...
>HI3 is on SteamWhat... why?
>>562161609Because Timmie doesn't bribe Mihoyo to not put it on Steam
Why do the censoring patches make more money?
>mfe SPARKLE has jiggle physics but not Hua
>>562164698Lol static energy from Mei's headAlso mining for xtals XD
>>562164698>>562164807Good to see awesome cute trio with no cuckshitlysia in sight
>>562166731Bronya still exists. Flame Chasers make Bronya stop existing.
>>562167468No pisschasers finally fucked off along with shitlysia. Now we get trio as we should.
>>562168018Seele!
>>562168018ugh we don't even need the pink trash just toss her aside in the scatbin where she belongsthe original heroines are much better anyways
Cecilia
>>562164152what's there that could possibly jiggle
how to get the free senadiner
>>561981214Artist?
>>562156565shigure kino
>>562181509I dunno man I just looked at x
>pink weather>now Helia weather>weather that was bad for me before those twoWhen the abyss closes, I will have fallen all the way from RL to A2
>>562188342Helia's helias
Is 160 speed on E0 Spark with S5 DDD good enough? Prwyden says you need 184 but I don't see how that is possible. Like I have 5+ speed rolls on all my relics and I don't see how I can get any more.
>>562192331Sparkle with a big pregnant belly
>>562192539Slopeele!
and "Slopeele"!
>>562194141Look at her large "Seeles"!
>40 spending event tokens left>got all source prisms and Cuteque's battlesuit>not interested in any ELF and this is too little anyway>fragments can be farmed and 40 tokens isn't muchwhat you should get out of this
>>562200094mats box
>>562200985^^^^^^°
>>562075928What were the devs thinking when they made Mei punch Kiana into the orbit and put her in a coma?
>>562205584i don't know but they're geniuses
I just remembered HI3's Cocolia's still alive.
>>562205584Didn't happen.
>>562205584Kiana isn't in a coma. She's on the moon and sustains herself with cup noodles. You can go there and visit her.
>>562208607Exactly. She's playing with her frens and baby
>mfw next year anniversary character isn't bronya
>>562211148She just released in hsr she's gonna be fine. Is there more leaks btw? Are we getting Sena, leylah and new Kiana? And what about Mei's 5* outfit?
>>562205584Orbit?She's happily married to me here on earth and we're expecting our first child.
>>562213034congrats kiana on your 1001st kid after the 1000 you had with me
>>562213034>>562213951Mei can't knock up Kiana.
>>562213951>>562216461Both of you f off.Kianner is MINE MINE MINERAAAAAHHHHHHHFIGHT ME
>>562221662Wifeque......
>>562221662Souijacku and her dog thelema
>>562222486lel
>>562222486Selma just wants her to look good for her own amusement
I'm finally starting to like her.
Why is it everytime I open these threads you guys are talking about fucking kiana?>>562224864Same
>>562224864So much better than pisslysia
my pineal gland is completely calcified thanks seeledeck very cool
>>562225802Mei browses /hig/
>>562227372Glad you are happy, anon.
so many mats to grindi blame the pink thing
Is kiana back yet? She's the only reason I cared about this game
>>562235732She returned for CNY to be gay with Mei
>Missed Luna's weapon>Forced to tryhard and avoid being demoted out of RLThe recent weeks have been really sweaty in NA RL
>be Bronya>still hasn't produced a game>still laundering money
>be Bronya>have Seele
>be Mei's knees>be on my face
>>562273794Sex.
>>562273794>>562273969is this event or new chapter
>>562273969
>>562274832event
>>562273856Wife>>562235732Yeah a lot. She's been in events, recent patch cut scenes and stuff.
>be Buronya>let the dog do all the work>be Helia>fuck dogs>be dog>die for your girlfriendBeing Coralie is suffering
Event: Ajita made it up
>mfw still CN only
Only 4TB? They really set her up for failure
Buronya onee-chan comes with me!
>>562288981
>>562288981Just because she fucks a Sea of Quanta girl doesn't mean she's Bronya, silly game.
THE HONKAIIIIII! THE HONKAI IS REALLLLLLLL!
>>562293519
>>562293519No way HSR is 8.4, lmao
