>Paint the weekend with a W! Secure a Victory Royale in Battle Royale from now until March 30 @ 8 AM ET to be granted the Soft Roller Pickaxe on Monday. This is Victory Royale Rally!>Fortnite Chapter 7 Season 2: Showdown | Official Launch Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4sCLYMSokg >Fortnite Chapter 7 Season 2: Showdown | Cinematic Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-c_3degE60 >Showdown in the New Fortnite Battle Royale Seasonhttps://www.fortnite.com/news/showdown-in-the-new-fortnite-battle-royale-season>Fortnite Chapter 7 Season 2: Showdown | Cinematic Recap Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIlnglVOuG0>Quests, stats, shophttps://fortnite.gghttps://fortnite.gg/statshttps://fortnite.gg/shophttps://www.fortnite.com/item-shop>Season XP Leveling Pacehttps://www.fortnitexp.net/>Mission Alerts for StWhttps://freethevbucks.com/timed-missions/https://fortnitedb.com/>Save the World Goes Free-to-Play April 16https://www.fortnite.com/news/fortnite-save-the-world-goes-free-to-play-april-16>Fortnite V-Bucks Price Increasehttps://www.fortnite.com/news/fortnite-v-bucks-price-increase>Chappell Roan Rides into Festival for Season 13!https://www.fortnite.com/news/chappell-roan-the-midwest-princess-rides-into-fortnite-festival>Master Your True Potential in LEGO® Fortnite Odyssey’s NINJAGO® Updatehttps://www.fortnite.com/news/master-your-true-potential-in-lego-fortnite-odysseys-ninjago-update>Fortnite Crew March 2026 - Skull Raiderhttps://www.fortnite.com/fortnite-crew-subscriptionPrevious:>>561716758
I can already see the posts bitching about Monke using the humanoid sidekicks animationsThey should just change it because i think the complaints stem from the fact that it just looks awful
>>561799208>dart monkey sidekickwell thanks for killing the hope of getting anything interestinghaving all those heroes and units only to pick the basic bitch mascot is fucking wild
what's the gooning potential with the bloons collab?
>>561799406just go to e621 and look at bloons porn nigga
>>561799389Retard
>>561799406no brickell/sauda/adora/silas means basically zero
>>561799332are we really surprised that epic games is lazy?
>>561799406you be the judge, here's an image
WHERE IS HE
>>561799620GUHGHGHGHGJHGHGUGUIOSJ9GHHGHDFHR840984=0NFFKKS[IS]
>>561799620>>561799691
Would be funny for them to drop Balloons in BR when the Monke hits
when are battle pass skins coming back i need ayla NOW
>>561799848wonder what the evolutionary basis is for thick lashes and colored eyelids making everything fuckable
>>561799928anon...
>foundations rifle is just the regular version but with a charged shot that spawns a rift where the shot landshis rock throw ability is still more of a reason to hire him than that
>>561799928ayla is not bp she's crew, desu bp skins have better chances than crew unless things keep going south and epic has to finally open the vault
>>561799928Ayla was crew not battle pass and they have yet to return a single crew skin despite saying they would be able to return for crew members
>>561800030>>561800134>>561800180NOOOOOOOO
>>561800026>color>long featuresBirdsWe are birds, anon
>>561800236don't be sad, worst that can happen is the game shutting down before crew returns
>>561800236>>561799928there's better shop skins stop simping for mid
So this is what it feels like having a desirable crew skin post chapter 4
>>561800415No there isn't
Tempted by the Roses and Ruin bundle but I am much more wary spending vbucks after the change.
>>561800481Alya is the only skin to summon the horny catShes powerful
>>561800245ill accept that answerbirds are hot
>>561800562>Herc last of the 3Olympus bros we lost
>>561800562I like how they have to specify that Hades is, in fact, the lord of the dead
>leakers have og pass pickaxe renders>and gliders>no fucking skins previewsCmon man don't make me wait to be disappointed by the hybrid ass nerf
>>561800780I'll be your wingman
>>561800810We want the better Hades (ffxiv)
>>561800810Cause theres already a Hades in the game
Are you grabbing hunkules?
>>561801240>4kgonna take one hell of a specific collab pull to get me to spend 40 bucks
>>561801240>2 songs >neither of them are Go The Distancewhy
Whats a disney movie collab you want solely for the music
where's herculad?
>>561800415she’s a cute hot bimbo and has assets albeit
>>561801240i'm all for supporting nostalgia but am i the only one that feels nothing when old stuff gets added to fortnite? i enjoyed hercules and looney tunes but the skins made me feel... nothing
>>561801240why didn't this release during myths and mortals?
>>56180056267!!!
>>561801589Neither of them are surprising because Warna Brotha is still trying to recoup their losses from all their previous failed games and Disney is Disney. I can't remember the last time a collab was actually a surprise.
>>561801640Because uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bwuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>grinded so hard I unlocked negative rewards to unlock
>>561801493Lion King for Circle Of Life, Be Prepared, We Are One, One Of Us, He Lives In You.Hunchback of Notre Dame is a kino choice too.Tho my most wanted Disney collab is 101 Dalmatians for Pongo.
>us 90s bros turning into the next 80s boomer tinted glasses eraIm so tired of itGive us stuff right in the middle of trendy and nostalgic
>>561801883that's been happening for almost 2 decades now
>>561801726that makes sense>I can't remember the last time a collab was actually a surprise.cyborg came to mind since he released out of nowhere not even leakers knew about him, or pretended to not know, but that was during the almost DC season
>>561801240Honey, you mean FUCKules
>>561801883fyi being stuck on the 90s and 20s is akin to people in the 2000s being stuck on the 70s lolyou are old
>>561802363Adulting starts at 36 because thats when you've been 18 for 18 years im not old im not old
spring is in the airfaggots
flcl collab in honor of the pillows losing their drummer
>>561801883I'm 40 this year and the main theme of my life from now on is to let go
Whoever the genius was that decided the mythic cube shotgun should have two shots should be lynched
which nose fits better
>>5618029181
I'm glad that the seven launcher is so easily available and fairly cheap to buy, I am in my natural state when using explosive weapons and makes the matches a lot more managable. Infact it's nice that we have more weapons that aren't just regular ass guns either and that's always nice.
>>5618029182
>>5618029181 but maybe make it a smidge smallerUnderrated Jonesy bit is that he has a schnoz
>>561803209They're gonna give him pants
>>561803209does he have the fucking bbl yes or no
>Matchmaking is still fucked and the games are insanely fucking sweatyLiterally can't get my friends to play anymore because of this
i hope out of nowhere at the end of the season they bring back Brie just to see all you fuckers throw a melty while i collect delicious salt
>>561803527all as intended :)
>>561803553what does cheese have to do with anything
playing fortnite is jester activitiesyou should be looksmaxxing and ascending instead
>>561803527It's gotten to the point now where none of us will play at all if bot lobbies aren't a thing, and judging by the public outcry when they got disabled because of rivalry abuse, lots of other people feel the same wayit's pretty sad how the entire game relies on a mode that requires an exploit to even access in the first place (unless you're an influencer being flown out to a chapter launch event!)
>>561803846yeah no, you can have fun smashing your chin with a hammer though don't let us stop you
>>561803553I hope so too, anon. I love you, Brie!
>>561803527>>561803558>>561803915Funny thing is me and my friends always were bot lobbies were the only reason we got into the game cause we like to fuck around, rush head first into stuff and turn our brains off to play which it allowed us to do without being instagibbed 30 seconds into the map and now it's gone and people are legit just moving on, who was this change even for? The game has a full ranked mode, that's where the sweats should be. Normals should be for the retards, the children and third worlders bashing their heads into each other
>>561804196didn't they add bot lobbies back?
>>561804194why does she have homophobia
>>561804426bc her mom is a poodle and her dad a wolf
>>561804196I wonder if they'll ever add ABMM. It seems like it worked pretty well for Arc Raiders.
>>561804426Her dad is gay
>>561803915>>561804196>lots of other people feel the same wayit's pretty sad how the entire game relies on a mode that requires an exploit to even access They are back and the majority of the people don't even know they are a thing
>>561804757you have to kill to finish the game so that wont work at all in fort
>>561801493I wanna say Pocahontas But I legitimately autistically do not wanna see her running around with an Rifle so maybe just the music
>>561804251yea they fixed bot lobbies last week and added a cap to the rivalry limit when in them to like 130 or something, did a couple earlier to get the weeklies and an easy br win for that crappy harvester because I'm not sweating for a win just for that
>>561803915>>561804196>>561804917Team Rumble was legitimately a pillar that they removed from the game.
>>561804952I feel the same way but I also want more natives in the gameThey had some cool looks
>it's pretty sad how the entire game relies on a mode that requires an exploit to even accessKEK this a kids game not everyone are mental and corporal paralytic
>>561804021That's fine. I'll keep plapping foids, mogging in the club, and ascending while you uncs keep wasting time and money on this game for toddlers
>>561803915I know people complain about casuals and all not "taking the game seriously enough" but I mean when the main BR game loop revolves around avoiding dying by any means necessary and you pair people up with literal crackheads who no-life the game and powerful shotguns/ARs that can delete healthbars in a single go, I can kind of understand why people would just want bot lobbies/exploration modes to be a thing. Especially when all you want to do is get your quests done or not have to play like you're in Vietnam fighting for your life.
>>561805142nani?
>>561805214ok
>>561805142???Can you quit being vague? Use your fucking words. What are you talking about?
>>561805214>kids gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsC-L4PCFUM
>>561805142good morning saar
>>561805271The fundamental flaw with BRs in general is that the smartest way to play is also the least fun.After you're geared you should basically just sit in a house or some secure spot until the circle forces you out, but is that fun? no, niggas want to run around and blow shit up and use the wacky weapons
>>561803846>>561805214Larp Larp Larp Sahur
KIDS GAME!!!!
>>561805427jester mogged
>>561805383It's also a similar issue with extraction shooters desu (even more exasperated by you LOSING things you worked for permanently, like everyone wants to be playing the CBT equivalent of a roguelike) where the genre really doesn't encourage variation or doing "your own thing" when there's a solved meta or a super gun that you're pushed to acquire or basically lose all your progress because you either suck at being lucky or aren't a tweaker with 10,000 hoursPeople wanna log on and goof off, not play like they've got a shotgun to their head that'll go off if they lose.
>>561805975I look like this and drain wallets like this
found where the blackheart glider leakedhttps://www.artstation.com/artwork/y48xbOnot sure if they're planning to rework the UI further
I think UEFN sucks as a creative tool because you can't model swap. If I could play as Goofy and sit in a creative movie theatre map and watch youtube videos that might give me a reason to play. Right now the only use for creative is exp and the rare fun map. VRchat mogsGMod mogsgive me CREATIVE FREEDOM or else what is the fucking point. if you can do more by porting fortnite models to gmod then you failed as a competitor
>>561805214I would use Dude a lot more if he didnt have this horrendous lobby poseShirtless Ryan Reynolds? Yes please
>>561800931The bird that broke /an/
>>561806103>just nuke the skins shop and kill the revenuegenius clap clap
>>5618029181 is identical to jonesy's nose
>>561806192Explain
>>561806076>I look like this and drain wallets like this
>>561806609Everyone wanted to fuck the brains out of the silly bird
>>561806758
>>561805032>try to explain to my friends that Team Rumble is the perfect mode for kicking back and blasting niggas>"noooooo it has buuuuuiiiillddss"And now it's gone. Dumb fucks.
>>561806297maybe epic would finally be desperate enough to put the good shit in shop
Like i don't want bot lobbies, I don't want to fucking deal with:>shotgun meta>shitty netcode>shotgun gamble with netcode for 12 damage or 120 damage>instakill assrape sniper in a 30 minute match>can't find cars>can't fight anyone real because they will assrape you>fighting bots lures in swampassers so you can barely fight them either >blitz has been marvel cancer with 1 awful map for 2 weeks now>reload is a poopsocking cesspool as always >EOMM gives you FNCS champs 95% of the time and soft serves a pity bot lobby to make you not uninstall >playing with squads and the matchmaking is based on the highest skilled player in the lobby>one guy who's good and 3 who are bad get steamrolled by enemy team with 4 good peopleJust give me a fun game for fuck sake
Quick /vg does Cammy breast jiggle?
>>561806609The Retsuko show didnt help the community either
plat>unreal the worst grind in the gamedoing the ranked grind for those emotes or whatever will make you want to uninstallunplayable
I love evil Hope
>>561806924honestly, if marvel rivals is any indication, the general perception of the quality of matches would increase if they just made it so:>2 losses with a placement below 40 gives you a guaranteed bot lobby>placement above 40 gives you another match of similar skill>VR gives you a slight hidden mmr increase, which caps at 3 instances per day>wearing a gimpsuit forces you into ranked
>>561807681>"It is I EVIL Hope! Here to ruin the story, create disinterest and player engagement! Feel the wra- wait what? Oh... oh my god..."
>>561806924Idk how epic doesn't realize their game is perfect for casuals >collabs all over, basically Smash Bros TPS, there's bound to be multiple skins you like>on every platform with crossplay >gameplay with dead time while traversing the map which is only a downside if you let it be (it allows for voice chat time with friends with less risk of losing because of chatting/being distracted, while games like DBD or Valorant are much less so as they're more intensive/need you to listen for cues carefully)>I mean why else release fuckton of emotes epic if you're not gonna let people use them?But noooooo we gotta pander to compfags all the time, here's your brutal SBMM, bounties so you're always being hunted, fights that end in 2 seconds because the sweat shot you first and is already shockwaving from across three POIs to shotgun you
>>561807681hey I've seen this one it's a classic
>>561807681like the jinxi to her minxi, just without the tits
>>561807681I love that her sole lore is being memed as hope's evil twin and that alone already makes her a more interesting character
Do bot lobby wins count for the free pick axe?
>>561806758KEK
>>561807681i don't see it
>>561807407no only new skins get it
>>561808461I sex it
>>561808401If they don't just play solos on your phone, auto aim vs 3 little kids who think they can win using gauntlets only. Guaranteed win.
>>561808461is because Hope is Le Good and Rosalind is Le Evil
>>561808737>Rosalind Evil
>>561808935KenoGAWD...
>>561809065why do you guys let skins be attributed to random, inconsequential people. Jill isn't even some obscure forgotten OC skin likely only 100 people even use its a fucking existing character. you retards just cause your own fucking problems and I don't get why
>>561808935Unbased Jilltard
will timmy gift us the og season 8 pass like donny did?
>>561809978and generate goodwill? fuck you buy those botched cope skins like a good piggy
>>561809978no way
>>561809978Sorry, you'll only get portions of the full sets in the OG pass and have to buy the rest of them as EXP shop items
>>561810498
>>561808108>>561806924Yeah it objectively makes no sense to pander to compfags if your game is apparently floundering and you need to lay off a ton of people and increase prices. Like I have never struggled so hard to get friends to play the game as I have the last few months, they are literally killing their game for absolutely no good reason
>>561810691same, whenever I ask people to play they say its too sweaty/unfun. and one of my friends said "I'm not playing any of those bullshit side modes" LOL
I FUCKING LOVE BEING HARD STUCK AT ELITE 0% AGAIN!I LOVE PLAYING AGAINST SWEATY LOSERS WHILE BEING A LOSER ON 4CHAN!I LOVE THIS GAME!REMEMBER WHEN I USED TO DICKRIDE THIS GAME, FUCK ME AM I RIGHT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!(yeah fuck this game & the community)
>>561808954
>>561810967Just, like, don't be unlucky enough to clip through the floor? What are you, a casual?
>>561808954Yo no onions y ni voy a ser tu bizcochitoPero tengo to' lo que tiene delitoQue me pongan en el sol, que me derritoEl mal de ojo que me manden me lo quitoTa-ra-rá, ta-ra-rá, ta-táTa-ra-ra-ta-tá-ra (me lo quito)Ta-ra-rá, ta-ra-rá, ta-táTa-ra-ra-ta-ta-tá-ra (que me manden me lo quito)
>Yo no onions
>>561810967I fell through the floor in BR a few days ago
>>561810967it really is baffling why they went with such a high speed arcade racer when the game is clearly not fucking built for it
>>561811504Fortnite will no longer be Peak™ in 1 hour
>>561811534didnt wanna be sued by nintendo
>>561799208i only want this one
>>561811504C'mon, Capcom. Give us more IPs than Street Fighter
I'm out of the loop, did this retard seriously fire 1k employees instead of killing off the botted creative garbage? How many important devs were fired?I hope Timmy's lucid nightmares where Gabe chases him in a maze get worse.
Defect, Looper. It is a very good idea to leave a sinking ship. You know you cannot win this downfall.How are you Looper? It seems to me that most of you are poorly informed about the going of the collapse, to say nothing about a correct explanation of your presence over here. Nothing is more confused than to be ordered into a game to spend or to be cucked for life without the faintest idea of what’s going on.Looper, your developer has abandoned you. They have ordered you to die. Don’t trust them. They lied to you, Loopers, you know you cannot win this downfall.
>>561812256YesTim Sweeney is a giant raging retard and your average /v/ poster put into the body of a balding manlet CEO billionaireMore news at 11
>>561812370>this season is actually the players versus epickino
WHERE IS THE ROADMAP LEAK THERE MUST BE A FNG NIGGA AMONGST ALL THE LAID OFFS
>>561812370It will get better Ms. Hannah, I know it will
>>561812256retards here keep calling them all DEI hires but there were a couple of long standing old heads and some gay guy who seems to have been holding shit together despite how fucking angry he makes the aforementioned retards
>>561812256YesWe don't know exaclty how essentially the 1k were but we can assume they weren't too much or else they wouldn't have been on the chopping block for lay-offs
>>561812505>final event of the season is just the Nier Automata dev arena fight but with Tim Sweeney as the final boss
>>561812370>we were robbed of Helldivers for Halo in C6S4
>>561812256he also blamed the players for it because "we didn't spend/play enough in 2025"because tim the rat would never admit to wasting our money on lawsuits, fncs, uefn, etc
>>561812256When game goes down there always 6K "players" on STB, they are so dedicated, playing even with the servers down for maintenance, how could Timmy take that from them?
>>561812256look just trust the plan, creative will become profitable any day now, just like how the egs was running at a loss but is projected to be profitable in 2023sorry, I mean 2026sorry, I mean 2027sorry, I mean
>>561808663Not them but what about switch lobbies? My phone is from the mesozoic age and can't even load into the lobby screen and all I got besides my pc is a switch 2
>>561812505>>561812576>>561812695https://youtu.be/aHdDrbhI1hMToday.We fight back.The Fall of Fortaigon is upon us.
another Fortnite lost in America
>>561812256Tim wants to copy Valve's early life of supporting mods/creator content that led to them making hugely popular games. But he's trying to speedrun it by tossing millions which attracts slop creators who care only about using predatory shit to capture player retention + lowest level copying in order to get some of those millions
Oh well, maybe next time, anyway...(It's not that it's a sidekick (already knew it would be that or just a creative map) but more the fact that I have to wait another damn month)[\spoiler]
>>561813310Also doesn't help he's working as a publicly traded company as compared to Valve's private ownership. Thus Timmy's basically a slut to anyone who throws enough money at the company, and those same people know nothing outside of making the funny line graph go green.
I shouldn't have bought the battle pass
>>561801493a goofy movie for I2I and the perfect cast emote
>>561812256when I learned how much money Epic spends OF OUR MONEY on FNCS and UEFN handouts it really made my blood boil. They aren't re-investing into their own game barely at all. Now Epic being taken over by parasitic middle managers, probably since the simpsons season or before around the time the sidekicks scam got introduced and then shortly after creative micro-transactions and now these price hikes. it's an EXTREMELY grim time for fortnite right now. major news organizations are making articles about it
sushi
>>561812256he laid off a terminal brain cancer patient, i'm all for calling tim sweeny a retard, but he's more cruel than stupid
ain’t nothing better than that Mad Queen dub.
>>561801726who's gray?
>+27.000 xp play time
>>561814229layoffs dont discriminate thats for damn sure lol
>>561813461based for keeping your word, but it was expected they were going for a sidekick, hoppers gave people a little hope they'd stop with sidekicks, but most likely the monkey was made before the lizard
>>561814327>beds outsideuhh... what if it rains? you'll be all wet...
>>561814412my villagers aint complaining (that big house on the right is mine)
tonight>Disney's Hercules (x4) [ID: DisneyHerculesNew]>Battle Ready (x5) [ID: BR0329]>Fortnite Drops (x12) [ID: FND0329]>Spring Into Action (x3) [ID: SpringAction0329]>Party Moves (x2) [ID: VV0329]
>>561814229You don't hate HR enough
>>561813751I would never normally say this BUT STOP SUPPORTING EPIC. Play as little as possible and only buy skins when you absolutely need to, because your money is literally going to be wasted. Fortnite never gets better and it will actively get worse in the coming months. Let them feel the weight of their actions.Tim doesn't care. he will say "this is fine" and the game is destroyed because whoever REALLY runs the game now hates the playerbase and views us as money dispensing cattle goyim meant to be scammed. he's a business brained retard without a single ounce of creative spirit. how stupid do the people running this game now think we are?
>>561814871>only buy skins when you absolutely need toyou could've just said never buy skins lol
>>561814229healthcare should be like it is in Europe & every other first world country, a right and its almost free. There is no reason why stories like this should exist.
>>561814937they want an excuse when their favorite skin/collab comes to fortnite
>>561814937I know we aren't immune to nostalgia and skin fomo. but try to not support epic right now because they are being spiritually demonic scammers. they don't deserve money yeah
>>561815061its crazy how low standards people have just for shit they like or even recognize because I love the fuck outta hercules and I wouldn't buy these terrible celshaded skins even if epic wasn't currently fucking us in the ass
>>561814938>There is no reason why stories like this should exist.You can blame America for that one.
>>561814562Anyone that buys this at this point should be put in a work camp
>>561815415whats wrong with Hades?
>>561814938when the us left the WHO most cancers just happened to be curablereally makes U think
>>561815547the who?
Last chance to buy street fighters before they join resident evil in the vault
>>561815524he's easily distracted by pieces of candy in a row
>>561814229>I'm sure he'll land on his feet! He has Epic Games on his resume! No hard feelings! It wasn't personal, just business.
>>561815663world health organization
fuck team foundation and fuck the rock
>>561814562do we know what the 2 tracks are?
>>561815524He wasted my time doing Kwik-E-Mart bits
>>561810923>Oh no people are leaving en masse because the game is too sweaty! What can we do!?>Let's just pander to compfags even harder lmaovery low chance this turns out to be a containment mode for sweats
>>561815828>even with all the rigging the Ice Kings are coming out on top simply because people don't like the Rock THAT much
>>561815828very COOL!
>>561815867What rule did he break?
>>561815884Forgot pic
>>561815867what did he do, show an XP exploit or something?
>>561814229He passed off on what could happen and probably barely even knows his employees enough to care. But all signs point towards the business typical: an exec or CEO needs to cut margins for the next fiscal quarter, so they task Human Resources to just cut the most they can legally get away with regardless of who or what it has to be. HR sees some shit isn't making money and some people make too MUCH money for their positions by their directive (or opinion), and proceed to list all the "problems", and the ordering exec signs off, goodbye a thousand people.
>>561815846none are Go The Distance by michael bolton so who cares!
>>561816035>>561816058Saw the full clipApparently he had a map with an Ice King specific weapon to farm shit idkGuess he exposed a new gun
>>561815846
>>561816057I hope they forcibly axe all the shitty fucking creative boxfight maps just to cut down on like 80% of the money they're paying out to literally EMPTY ROOM maps
>>561816035>>561816058i think he made a timer and implied you have to like & favorite his map to unlock a gun permanently.
>>561816057this will only attract actual pros who genuinely like the boxfighting meta, the other spergs who just like dominating lobbies without wanting to play against other people who play like them will continue shitting up what should be the casual modes into unplayability
>3 skinsbundles gonna be like 4000 vbucks lmao
im glad lego fortnite is a thing. time flies, its comfy and /calm/. its unfair that people keep saying it should also get the boot like the 3 other modes.
>>561807681she's evil because she dommes men with a strapon
>>561814562>no metaverse shit like instruments or kicks or even a sidekick>just some jam tracks that could have been crammed in last secondgenuinely feels like this was a greek season collab they just delayed for no reason
>>561816338we learned from ranked that sweats don't like playing against their own. what they do is get to unreal then why would they need to play ranked after that point? and regular BR is the farming grounds for the rivalry competition. I'm basically avoiding BR as much as I can this season. Thinking the average bro wants to be hyper competitive in Fortnite and not just play for fun is totally out of touch.
>>561816353don’t put that evil on us!! It doesn’t have a glider so we can hope it’s cheaper then GoT
>>561816481
>>561816396I think legofags will be safe because mnifigs allow epic to make shit a bit more expensive and lego has tons of original characters that can get humanized like the ninjago guysIt also allows lego to see what franchises people want as real figures
>>561816576CUTE
>>561815867Oh no... not... them?
>>561816572Why is this true. I've been watching fortnite streams thru tiktok while I'm doing chores around the house and everytime I get a turbo sweat stream indeed they DO NOT LIKE FIGHTING THEIR OWN KIND. They'll blame the sweaty lobbies, they'll accuse stream sniping (they stream to sub-100 people btw), they'll call the other a sweat, or curse if they start running or use ANY tactic they use themselves. What kind of people are these ffs.
>>561816665>lego has tons of original characters that can get humanized like the ninjago guysIf they make Chima/Bionicle/VIDIYO characters available for use, or turn more of the unique anthropomorphic Ninjago characters into skins, I will be very happy
did they skip bringing sypher back due to recent comments?
>>561815217Same, love Hercules, but these skins aren't good. I don't know who's in love with the cel shaded shit there, but it needs to stop.
>>561816952does it even matter? who are the cornballs using streamer skins anyways
>>561816952Sypher returned during lantern fest (maybe) no idea about other e-celebs
>>561816035>>561816058telling others to like and favorite your map is okay, but for a boost or advantage is against TOS
why are 80% of creative maps laggy? has this ever been explained. how am i suppose to enjoy ch4 recreation maps when everyone is playing at 10fps. billion dollar company. im on a wired connection
>>561816890fortnite ranked system sucks and nobody really cares about being unreal rank. it's not like league where the shit actually matters. so it's all just a big wank for epic to pretend they are serious in the e-sports scene even tho fortnite is a retarded game to be an e-sport. FNCS is like UEFN, a parasite on the game that adds nothing of value at all and is an active detriment if anything.
>>561815867People don't hate Ali-A and his über clickbait videos hard enough.
>>561817127because asset streaming is still garbage so the more assets a map uses the longer it takes to load them
Gee Timmy that wasn't very nice of you...
do people really wanna fuck the cartoon monkey?
>>561814562I wish Zeus got a skin because he's hot
>>561816057You can check the twitter announcement for that and the amount of compies unironically going "YOOOO THIS LOOKS LIT :fire: :fire: :100: for what's literally just an empty cube to endlessly boxfight in is retarded
>>561817114I know, but they did a rerun of streamers and didn't bring him back. Maybe just a coincidence. He was one of the people who spoke up against Epic after the price hikes is why I ask.
>>561817197His resume has Epic Games on it, he'll get another job just fine kid.
I have often dreamedOf a far-off placeWhere a great warm welcomeWill be waiting for meWhere the crowds will cheerWhen they see my faceAnd a voice keeps sayingThis is where I'm meant to be
AUBEYeverything kinda sucks
>>561817229Zeus in Hercules looks a lot better than how he looked during Myths and Mortals. Tired of fortnite's obsession with streetwear
>>561810627This thread needs a hero
>>561817134shut up retard
>>561817229Those pecs of his could smother me
annnnd it's a 4000 bundle
KIMIKO IN THE SHOPTHIS IS NOT A DRILLFUNNY AUTISM FOCKS IS, INDEED, PRESSNT
Consensus /fng/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUEuH0awQNg
>>5618175953 skins2 Jam Tracks3 PickaxesAnd emoteSeems reasonable
>>561817680>consneedsous fellow /fng/gers since i need your validation before I consoom!?!!?!?!overpriced garbage for the literal shittiest 3d models to ever exist of these characters. will still hit top sellers and be in every lobby despite literally everything else going wrong with the game right now because this playerbase is entirely retarded cattle
>>561817680Good for Disney adults I guess
>4000 bundlelol
>>561816353
>Muse's Amphora>no MuseKnights of Cydonia when?
>>561817583>>561817229Wow I wasn't the only one who jerked it to this scene back then? Neat.
why does Hades have a title in parentheses
>>561817742He posts that for ever my new item. Lurk more faggot.
Hades's emote is still broken apparently
>>561817680
>>561817849I don't really give a shit, he's still retarded for even asking still when every new release lately has been ass
>>561817848They always do that if another skin releases with the same name as an older skin, in this case the Hades from Ch5S2
>>561817197Foids have the easiest life they need to rely on a brain cancer manHope it goes well for him
>atoleleelah.jpg
>>561817680>>561801240You know the price pic I posted earlier as a joke was just that. A joke. You didn't have to take it literally epic.
Yeah I'm just gonna buy the Heracles jam tracks
>>561817680>expressions still fucked up on hades' built-in emote>despite working in the gameplay previewNigga...
>>561817197see from how i see it this shit should be used more as a message to do with how shitty life insurance policies are that they pull this shit over 'pre-existing conditions', but instead she's making it all about how tim shouldn't be allowed to fire people who have terminal 7 because they won't be able to afford a flashy funeral anymore
>>561817969Bummer they get shrunken
>>561817929Why are you even here then? Fuck off faggot
>>561817884youre the one editing those? doing God's work if so
KIMIKO
>>561817680overpriced dogshit, if you spend a single red cent after the v-bucks price hike you're fucking retarded
>>561818037Who said it had to just be a joke?The best kind of jokes are the ones grounded in reality after all
>>561817680Why is Hades's emote not a transformation emote? Why doesn't he have a red fire style???No way anyone buys this low-effort garbage.
>>561818147Regrettably
>>561817884I feel Hercules and Incredibles should fall into the Disney category
>>561817736>2 Jam TracksGoT bundles costs the same but you get one more emote and a glider instead of 2 song kek
>>561818221>disney releasing a bugged emote jeeeeeeeez
>>561817884animation really deserves its own rarity like gay man legends does.
>>561817742go back to /v/
>>561817736Hades is ugly af and Im never going to use them
Herc's nose looks weird.
>>561811473it made me chuckle
>>561818153IT'S HERTHE CREACHURE
Only 10 000 vbucks left, i can't resist buying cool cell shaded stuff, gotta save at least 6 000 if resident evil returns
>>561818293Tbh Disney songs especially the renaissance era are worth it. Not 4000 vbucks worth but you know.
>>561818154uh oh poorfag melty
>>561817884I just realized you're missing one Transformer skinhttps://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=9691
Tomadachi Luna
>>561818283I put "Disney" there for random one-off shit that can fall under the giant Disney blanket. Incredibles and Hercules at least have multiple skins per IP, so they get their own.
>>561818135>>561818383>if you call someone obsessed with shop slop a faggot you're from le /v/the fuck is this broken buck cuck shit? we've been bitching about the state of things for months on end, you faggots go the fuck back to wherever you came from
idk chat
>>561818494cute! shame she won't blink
>>561818574He's the only worth skin out of the set. If you get anyone else idk man get your eyes checked.
>>561817680bruni said he's not getting them, so me neither
>>561818493I was going for ones that were inspired from animated depictions. Primal was a movie tie-in. I think Prime is too, but it's w/e. I can either leave him there or take him off. I didn't include the Battlebus Transformer either because he was an original design.
>>561818574shut up Meg
>>561818154I had 8k vbucks reserveafter Looney Tunes it's 4k I loved Hercules as a kid...god I wish they made them look the same but 3D, fortnite cel shading is so ass
YOU WON'T STOP A TRUE HERO
>>561817807Literally made to be worshipped
>>561818742Yeah, figured as much for the Battle Bus one, didn't realize that was the intent for Primal, so fair enough.
>>561818270it looks good anon, good work
>>561818494CUTE! Very nice, anon.
>>561818574I WON’T SAY IM IN LOVE
What happend to the guy who modeled Schway? Did they also fire him?
>>561817202https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeZsKHDOwfg
if another fill leaves i’m gonna crash out
>>561817680I actually dont think the skins look too bad and I do have nostalgia for the movie and enjoy it but not really interested in playing any of the characters. Content with Looney Tunes
>>561817673Don't care, bought her OG
What if I just get the jam tracks
>>561818514You're calling consensusanon obsessed over something simple like just posting the new item and asking what people think (cause you know this is the fortnite general to talk about fortnite.) Also acting like this is something they've only just started doing so really you're just outing yourself even more here
Hades Face & Emote show emotion. apparently if u are retarded play on low performance mode with low graphics nothing works
>>561818514Genuinely kys
>>561817202some of the hero monkey designs are pretty cute and I would have bought some skins if they stretched them out like the hoppers lizard.to hell with just a shitty sidekick though, don't know what the fuck they're thinking.
>No Herculad
>>561817884bro forgot Jinu & the Golden Huntr/x outfits
We should have gotten ZeusThe one from the Greek season was pretty lackluster
>>561819251>faggot autist that always begs for a response posts his response begging ritual post>gets a response>GO BACK TO /V/!!!!!!!!!!thank you nemiafag for your ever valuable contributions to the general
>epics shills be likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmuuDbFy1Q
>>561819529everyone did...
>>561819561He's a rapper btw
>>561817680I got a different type of Hades collab recommendation
>>561819326My PS5 by defualt goes on high settings but it still doesn't show
>>561819326Way to call out all compfags out there retarded anon
>no sidekicks>no pegasus glider
>>561819561We should have gotten Godzilla Zeus
You wanna know what's really killing Fortnite? It's not Timmy, it's not Disney, it's not STB's Israeli cabal, it's gun bloom
did nobody here buy the skins? kek
>>561819713well i’m on a 3090 with high graphics and it works in game. in the shop preview it does not
>>561819934I like the movie, that doesn't mean i need to consume every piece of media from it, also Herc don't use guns, so no.
>>561819934I already bought the Game of Thrones skins why would I drop another 4k this soon
>>561819934It's forty fucking bucks I ain't paying shit
in MY PERSONAL opinion, I don't think Meg's model is all that bad. If it didn't have the cel-shading, I would think it would have been more passable.(Still not interested in buying of course)
>>561819934I would have bought Herc if he came with his pickaxe and emote for like 2k but there’s no way I’m paying 4k and I’m not gonna buy him on his own
>>561820025They de-sexed her, by the way. They reduced her hip/waist ratio by like 50%.
>>561820025Yeah, idk how hard is to put the option like Gwenpool or the Arcana skins, Homer gradient would look like pic
>>561819934What does under herc's skirt look like
>>561819579Alright you're trying too hard now, take my last pity (you) and take your meds>nemiafagI'm going to attach a random image of a skin I saved like a year ago and watch you squirm trying to screech about me being whatever fag you've associated with that skin too
what a shithole general this is
are helsie and princess lexa in the shop yet?
>>561820678witch Helsie was in the shop last month
thanks herc i was worried i'd miss that free pickaxe
hey, crew still gives 1k or the banner icon is wrong?
>>561820293Okay I think that's curvy enough for you
>>561820616Do we even have any of the actual bad spammers left here? I can't remember the last time the Nickado spammer was ever around and the last annoying fag we had was that one guy who posted wolfie while shit talking about his rank. Annoying for sure but nothing genuinely awful.
>>561820816I read it's 1k through April's Crew, and down to 800 on May.
>>561820013Not a real Hercules fan
>>561820816it seems like it does from what people have been saying, its very possible the change to 800 will go in effect in April
>>561820770yes i own that cope one since fortnitemares but i really want the original too
>>561820780Nice bot lobby bro
>>561820915this general is one of the worst that i post in. so many antagonistic faggots here and schizos who think you're [insert avatarfag]
Megara with a shotgun wtf so weird.
>>561820915Yeah things are relatively fine now
>>561820949sorry but that's not happening, she's from a pre change battle pass, and for Princess Lexa while technically its possible for her to return since Epic said its possible for crew skins to return they have yet to do so for a single one
>>561817197She needs to start her onlyfans like the other foids.
sylvester cat with tweety companion
Megara was never too much sexo anyways she is supposed to be all tired and sad from years of working for hades
tempted to buy Won't Say I'm in Love so I can sing it with Aphrodite.... I like the song too.
>>561820927>>561820941Thank you, I'm temp to re sub for the next month skin only, also I'm in the time window for my pass refund too.
>>561821410Same, I'm going to reup closer to the 15th for the OG and Music pass, because why not. That evil mermaid skin is right up my alley.
>>561821392>yearsbitch was working only 3 days for him, she's just fucking lazy... Hate woman so much. Glad this bitch got anal bore'd by that fat cyplos.
>>561817197But Tim needs that money to fight apple and lose again
>>561820915>>561821125weirdest samefag
>>561818447>inside of shield isn't curvedthese people are hacks
>>561819383>don’t get cute monkey girl skin>instead get generic monkey sidekick with no customization and reused animations Grim Gate
>completely forgor to get the victory umbrella for this OG season because it's been so long>also completely forgot how absolutely slippery and rat-like OG players areoh no
come on disney add the rest of my 90s waifus
So how's everyone tonight? Is everyone in good spirit? Are we all ready to relax and chill and play some Fortnite?
>>561822440>A potential path to a Pete skinI am down
>get jules, don't care for the pierced nose look at all but hey whatever>wait>there's just lorem ipsum multiple times across her modelis that just supposed to be an artist joke or did whoever make her textures literally slap on placeholder text
Basically all you have to do to get at least a positive score on gg is be a female skin no matter how shitty
>>561822578>https://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=9874
>>561822578unless it's a brown female skin
>>561822578No theres limits to that too
>>561822504i played lego fortnite all day and imma end the day off with some blitz
Sorry saars, this is the closest to a Duck Dodgers emote we got.HQ:https://files.catbox.moe/ykclvy.mp4
>>561822578Some skins are boring but good enough but this general loathes them and i don't get it, if you don't like something just ignore it, i would rather get more boring skins that look good enough over kimikos or lupas (dead)
>>561823019That sounds like a lot of fun anon. I hope you enjoyed. Thanks for taking the time to reach out
>>561823035Hey don't throw Kimiko under the bus like that, use a better example like Jella or something
>>561820915I may not be a spammer, but I sure as hell am a shitty poster, with my xitter screencaps and streamer/youtuber opinions
>>561823201The nose mouth filtered me, the concept was worse because of the donut steal Coco but making her a fox clan member also felt like an asspull, the tail gimmick is kino i'll give her that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDVM62XBdywhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvvrluxpFVIwhy can't disney make kino like this anymore? this would get me in the theatres
>>561819934Nah I already shelled my hard-earned Crew bucks out for Sakura
>Festival is not more fun with Disney songsyesterday I was hearing the Hercules OST just for this occasion, and jump from A Star is Born to Colors of the Wind, to fucking Speedstorm OSTs and holy cow I ended up finding this thinghttps://youtu.be/Sbk5xdG8V4g?si=HofwuFkf7LioeLpiI didn't know that was real, anyway, I really wish Disney starts to put their songs in the game, Vocals are more fun.
>>561823153thx anon
>own beef boss from a bundle years ago>burger vans are only 500 vbs as a resultmight pull the trigger just because theyre funny
>no vbucks missionscome on timmy im trying to get tung tung tung sahur
>>561823618https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbwLbQcbKF8they should add this bangerkeep the disneyslop comin I say
>>561823786I only heard the I'm Blue by Goofy, and the We Are the Champions because of Ding Dong lol
why is he bald
>>561823618>gachimuchi replies
>played zero to hero on festivalI had forgotten how kino this song is. My guess is they bring Tarzan next. I'd really like lion king tho.
Wheelchair anon here! One of my favorite things to do in Fornite is humbling sniping fags. Aim harder loser! This is my dub for day 61 of my Dub a Day challenge. Share your dubs anons! :]https://streamable.com/omgnfj
>
>>561824069>effects:low
>>561823786Hell yeah, that'd be an instant buy.
>>561824191How cursed would Simba be as a Fortnite character?
bnuuy
>>561824525I would be more like a sidekick, even Sora became a cub on KH lol
>>561824586She's so fuckign BIG
>>561824525I'm sure they can work it out. Though I'd be fine with just the jamtracks.
>>561824695>potential for an anthro Shenzi skinOh dios mio
>>561823014https://x.com/i/status/1728819112103817546
>>561824370I really like early Pixar and 90's-early 2000s era Disney. I really enjoy that Fortnite isn't all ads for new shit and we do get these legacy collabs, they appeal to me the most since I'm a 90s kid unc.
>>561824847guh?
>>561824919*pic mike wazowski basically confirmed because monsters inc was in the fortnite metaverse image>hey sully I'm a sidekick....>aww that's ok buddy...we can't all->I'M IN FORTNITE!!! WOO HOO!!!
>>561824938goon
>>561824847diamonds
>Disney and Pixar collabsKino>Marvel and Star Wars slop Cringe
>>561825096Disney won
>>561824847>>561824938>>561825141>>561825172horny fortnite gamers for medley <3
Give me that bad bitch from Treasure Planet next timmy
>>561824525Something like Shere Khan's anthropomorphization in Talespin, maybe? Baloo and Louie from The Jungle Book are pretty much unchanged but Shere Khan became bipedal
>>561825178tsmt I want every pixar movie and disney kino to get a collab
>>561825178incorrect>disney properties before 2010kino>disney properties after 2010cringe
>>561824191I never watched as a kid>The Hunchback of Notre Dame>Pocahontas>The Jungle Book> And Aladdinbecause my mom thought those movies were boring, so I grew up watching a lot the Lion King, and other Universal animated movies, but as an adult I really appreciate I didn't watch them as a kid, all those movies had good songs, and I'm glad I watch them for the first time in their original language.
>>561825437blud you just posted a pic of Oscar...
>>561825445I like Wreck-It-Ralph, or at least the first one, I refuse to watch the secondFunny that Wreck-It-Ralph was the first licensed Disney cosmetic, since Thanos didn't have a skin in his initial appearance
>>561825098>Everytime you try to pet him you loot hub blocks his face
>>561825445>Leaving wreck it ralph outCome on man
>>561825569WrongOscar doesn't have paws
Is he seething?
>>561825672Wear your paw kicks
>>561825471>banned from watching these movies because mom thought they were "boring">not even the usual reason like it's satanic or whateverWhat a weird mom
>>561825437Never watched this show but loved the jungle book. I'd gladly take this over nothing.
>>561825672Maybe if we ever get a cope more like his original survey design
>>561825471Hunchback and Aladdin are peak Goofy Movie and Flubber are my favs
>>561825717He is making fun of Epic and Tim
>>561825774Naah my mom isn't like that, she even bought me a lot of Pokemon and Digimon stuff back in the day, even after the drama lol I think she just saw Quasimodo and got gross out, and Pocahontas maybe because it was like a girly movie and she always picked a movie for me and my sister instead of renting two movies at the time, I watched Space Jam a lot too and Ferngully.
would you buy? it'd be instabuy for me
>>561825471>Hunchback>Hellfire track neverthe pain
>>561826246None but a fake bird glider and the outro song jamtrack would be hard to resist.
>>561823786Would you OG or Eurobeat version?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XxJ_wSo0mk(I prefer EB more imo)
>>561825717sorry i meant is Tim seething?
>>561826363>pro lead full barsbemani controller would be needed.
>>561826246one of the few movies disney/pixar movies I can't bring myself to ever watch because the insects always creep the shit out of me
>>561825098I'm curious on whatever happened to this>inb4 shiitna
>>561818881I hope so since he didn't include any styles and didn't make his fucking glider built-in. Fucking retarded faggot.
I really wanted beyblade eks collab
>>561826564It's happening just like Cars is
Which glider do (YOU) think fits Daffy more for me to use?>Toon Plane>Kang & Kudos UFO
>>561826246>Stickbug pickaxeWould be fun
>>561826553Funny, I found Antz really gross as a kid because they look too real and the tone was more dark. Also Woody Allen was there.Ant Bully on the other hand made me want to fuck Julia Roberts Ant lol
>>561826835meeseeks fart cloud
>>561826932Ant bully did a lot on building my macro/micro fetish. Then again honey I shrunk the kids did too.
>>561826835Kang and Kodos because of the color, the Plane if you want to flex you are Rich, but nobody see you glider anyway lol so I would go with the UFO because of the theme you are using for Daffy.
>>561826835neither, i'd go with >>561827042 too
I fuckin hate shotguns I fuckin hate shotguns I fuckin hate shotguns I fuckin hate shotguns I fuckin hate shotguns I fuckin hate shotguns I fuckin hate shotguns I fuckin hate shotguns I fuckin hate shotguns I fuckin hate shotguns I fuckin hate shotguns I fuckin hate shotguns I fuckin hate shotguns I fuckin hate shotguns I fuckin hate shotguns
>>561826835I like the UFO and the petercopter
>bloons is $14, roughly the price of a sidekick>redeemed free bloons td on both epic game store AND epic game store mobile>if they include bloons sidekick on epic game store, they could get away with not doing the sharp sales they do on steam without hurting salescome on epic, gimme da free monkey
>>561817202You wouldn't?
just saw the hybrid leak, is it real?
>>561827294I wonder if the sidekick is gonna be free to people who own the game through EGS lol
Ha!
>>561827614feeet
>>561827614not fair they gave her sandal physics and then a long ass dress so you're probably never going to see them
>>561827614Haha!
Fuck the Ice King gauntlets this shit is so gay
>>561826553it's a very good film actually. It also heavily draws inspiration from the 1954 Akira Kurosawa samurai film *Seven Samurai*, which follows a similar plot of hiring warriors to protect a vulnerable community from invaders. one of the more kino films up there with toy story 2 and monsters inc for sure
>>561827614Why would you look under a girl dress, that's where cooties come from.
>>561826798Honestly I 100% believe Cars WAS going to happen AT SOME POINT. Because samleakss stated that files relating to McQueen were added to the game at some point (granted he never showed proof), but also the fact that there was music for a Radiator Springs race track leaked:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwXXSkOX09QI would assume Epic removed the files and scrapped the Cars collab was because of the (DESERVED) failure of Rocket Racing, and the only way we know the new rumor of it being back in development is to see how June will be since it'll be Cars' 20th anniversary.
>>561827571the one of their harvester? Yea they've been in the files for a while with the other two, it's only being talked about again because some other harvester renders and a glider for Blackheart were found on Artstation
>>561827916if they blow their load too early they will have no collabs left for the metaverse launch geg
>>561827192this you?
>>561827789should still be very visible while using statuesque
>>561826835I never even knew the UFO had this animation. Ffs with all the shitty gliders reskins with basic reused animations we get in every pass I barely take a look at them, I usually just pick whatever.
>>561827916Yeah, realistically it was delayed because Rocket Racing bombed. We're probably going to get a whole Cars mode when Disney Fortnite launches, but I dunno if they wanna wait till then to release him
>>561828080NEVER play Daffy in OG, worst mistake you could possibly make, you're literally BUILT to get POOMPED
>>561828121mommy mira
>rocket racing canceled>probably getting replaced with fucking Disney speedstorm clone Goddamnit just do Mario kart for the love of god
>>561827574>>561827294I would wonder if it could also apply from getting it when it was free on Mobile?
>>561828343we'll have to wait and see, but bloons td not being a cheapo $5 game like dumb ways to die increases the chances of them wanting to include a sidekick
>>561827872Even bot lobbies are a nightmare right now, they instantly melt you with the ice storm and 3-tap you with a squad of DMRs before you can reactDo they really think Power Hours like this will save the game?
>>561814938>no reasonahaha not so fast. g-ds chosen in israel deserve free healthcare more than you
disney general
>>561828560I got my victory royale for the pickaxe and am fucking off, I enjoyed the seasons start but the meta is getting kinda insufferable now
wth, is the 14 days policy refund no more? are they really gonna put a 4 months window now?
>>561828121HOLY
>looking at kicks on fngg>nearly every one, especially low cost ones, have like 8k "in locker"s>by comparison, even collab skins struggle to break 3k unless theyre super popularwhathow
>>561829039those aren't real numbers, people like to play pretend.
>>561828976did you buy the pass with vbucks?
>>561826835thats my go to glider with human bill. is there any other glider where your character looks like floating like that?
oh these are cute
>>561829249Yes, 20 i think.
>>561829369rocket league event or something? haven't logged in in a minute, i hate playing that shit lol
>>561829369I haven't touch rocket since the new season start, i need to get the free jordan stuff too x.x and grind for the other 2 cars.
>>561829417Weird, well looking at that it reads like they reverted the 14 day window back to how it was before where you'd get the refund as long as you resubbed before the respective season you bought the pass with veebs ends. Weird there was no announcement for that though.
>>561829462rocket pass sadly>>561829524good luck, they're sorta easy except for one that asks for air hits
Cate is ruined
>>561828290I remember seeing that /v/ "leak" thread about that when I was browsing arch()dev a long time ago, I wonder if that was real.Speaking of /v/, found this small archived thread while I was searching for that speedstorm thread. (It's about the layoffs and game mode removal)>>>/v/735652628
why is she so mean?
>>561829583That's pretty nice, because i don't want the chappel stuff but want to get the 1k before the change too, but i can buy the 200 vbucks from the epic rewards and pretend I got the 1k lol
>>561829747THEY LATHERED HER IN OIL
>>561829790from where is it?
>>561829790Man... Fuck them kids (NOT LITERALLY)
>>561829790Calm down Beverly Marsh.
>>561829790KIDS ARE CRUEL, ROANAND I LOVE MINORS
>>561829747oiled up cate guh
why does this game keep defaulting me to build modebuild mode is for retarded sweatsi have never clicked it on purpose except when a quest requires it, which is luckily quite rare.
>>561829919>mtv logo in the backgroundidk anon
>>561830185The show/place anon...
>>561830076build and zero build got their lobbies fused, and i'm unsure if the ranked too, i know reload ranked is being fused between ZB and build, which means if you're elite in ZB and you've never played build, you should be elite by your next build game
>this season
>>561829747Step 1: Cover yourself in oil
I’m still enjoying this season it’s a lot more engaging than the last
>>561829747They changed the lightning or textures? I noticed some skins are slightly different now. Blacks look lighter now
>>561827571Seems real to me dude
>>561829790because being a celebrity, is like, SUPER hard and it's literally impossible to be nice to your fans (ignore other, far more famous artists managing it just fine)
>>561830579>still bottomlessFake, Epic wouldn't be so based in 2026
>>561830579>old model with some clothingat least try harder
>>561829790lesbians are mean, it's part of their charm
>>561830579extra blurrrrrr
>>561830574I guess is related to lighting and materials but I'm not sure
I miss the delulu banter, they should bring it back once a month.Also the heelies look way too big to be used as actual sneakers on skins.
>>561831094Made by indians
>>561831094>her plotline is about her being nervous about being in her first BLACKED scene and you have to encourage her to be READY 4 IT
>>561830579>Supposedly janitor took the photo while cleaning>STILL BLURRY even though he's aloneKek no. It's gonna be fully dressed tacticool hybrid
>>561831094>already forgottenKEK
>>561831429
Is Jules THE new tranny skin?
>>561831531that would be bugs bunny
>>561831531Her and the generic gamer bitch from the pass are
Jules mentioned
>>561831327seems based then. hope timmy hires abunch so we can have some proper gooner skins
>>561831531>newShe always has been
>>561831807Hope
how the fuck is jules a tranny skin
>>561831807would you plap the gangly man in a spinny skirt playing her
>>561832280body tattoos and ugly piercings
>>561832280Fags dislike any popular female here
>>561832280She’s not just ignore the retards. Helsie is the one true tranny skin.
>>561832417Spamming a skin doesnt mean its popular
>>561832559
>>561830428https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EyyvdhdYf0&list=RD7EyyvdhdYf0&start_radio=1
>>561831503>>561831429>>561830579I feel like I got exited there for a second. This community sucks.
>>561832958
>>561833021new hybrid is gonna be more covered and who knows they may just go with the human ninja style instead, whoever expects him to be more naked is being too hopeful, at this rate blackheart may end up being the best even with the ruin debuff attached
>>561832280>transbian idea of a dyke>bull ring>covered in tattoos>quirky alt fashion>played by sweatstranny skin
They should add more Japanese women to the game to boost sales.
>>561833361i agree
>>561833494I like Yuki a lot. I wish she wasn't given away to poorfags.
>>561832649OWNED HAHAHHA
>>561832649Peely has 30x more likes than her, try a new strategy retard
>>561833842COPE HAHAHAHA
>riled up bruni's bought friendsYep time to earn more dubs
>>561831915Mentioned
>>561833939you sound mad that you got OWNED
been thinking about starting a trib twitter. but dont think i could keep up the demand of cumming on fortnite characters everyday.
>>561834325who said it would have to be every dayalso, gross
>>561834325just drink lots of water and take lecithin tablets
being attracted to femininity is NOT gay
>>561829790
>>561832649shit's crazy
I miss Fallout posting…
>>561829790brutus, get him
>>561834680she's surprisingly underrated
>>561835072she's my favorite BP skin
>>561835043I miss Helsie posting.
I miss this general pre-transcord
>>561835125Wish she had an actual second style like a casual outfit.
>beautiful creative map made>epic pushes RvB,Pit, and Bed Wars instead of anything truly creative. for how limited UEFN this is impressive
>>561835475code?
From zero to heroFrom babe to hunkZero to hero and who'da thunkWho came inside a gladiator?Hercules!Whose daring deeds are great theater?HerculesIsn't he bold?No one braverIs he sweetOur fav'rite flavorHercules, herculesMiss when disney songs were cool did hoopers even have a song?
>>561835475was hoppers good?
>>561835473same. i hope she gets more skin variants. her getting a sidekick gives me hope that they're considering more haylee cosmetics.
>>561835317blame the furries
>>561835591idk i saw it on twitter it’s the fortnite term they use when taking pics
>>561835860>>561835591Fortography*
so with hades emote, is it bugged everywhere or another bugs eyes situation?
>>561836274bugged in the itemshop. works in game from what i’ve seen
>>561835821Agreed. Furgods attract jealousy
I like some Slowed & Reverb’d songs…
i miss when gay and trans “people” werent allowed to have fun and interact in the internet
>>561836737things that never happened
>furries hating gays and transthe pot is bashing the kettle
>>561836329i bet disney loves that the emote looks like shit in the shop lol. i wanna like the collab but him not having reactivity and there being no sidekicks is odd. it's a decent collab but like compared to other things it could have gotten more. >>561819812maybe its an older collab. guess they could always add more later
>parasitic middle managers taking over epicdisney or tencent?
>>561837084maybe im too cynical, maybe its neither. just cold cynical corporate firing of the old staff while tim acts like the vitaly dude who made STW is just some other guy. i can't see anything good coming of the firings when epic is on their epic greed run, all i see is cheaper lower quality stuff and more scams coming and the game being broken.
>>561836841they at least used to be made fun of more now everyone just accepts them
>>561837249ok
>>561837249the ones making the fun were just in the closet and are just out now.
>>561836737But we would miss you being on here :c
>>561836737I'm fine with trans people I just wish they'd be less annoying and perverted.
>>561837084>he believes the "my boss is actually the useless one" narrativetheyre probably part of the problem but i also do not doubt that there were a ton of legacy staff who were coasting on their history and a lot of new staff who were shoving literal garbage out the door.
>>561839374in that case they should've done an internal review, if what they say is true and the 1000 workers learned the same time us did then they just picked blindly no matter how good, regular or bad they wereone thing i can say is that i've never met a good manager in 4 jobs i've ever had, it's like they're genetically engineered to be comically evil
nitpicks about rigging notwithstanding i love that megara has sandal physics, but the fact her dress is so fucking long means you'll literally never be able to see it outside of super-specific emotesi wish they'd go back to older skins with sandals and give them sandal physics too :(
>>561839580>they just picked blindly no matter how goodif you look at that google excel sheet of ex employees, there is a very clear through line>legacy hire, may have been important at one time but their work hasnt been seen or meaningfully implemented in yearsjonesy/stw artist falls in here>general code monkey or QA, but almost guaranteed to have started some time after chapter 5surely this is intentional. even they pointed out in that post they made that player retention has been on a steady decline since chapter 5, so they likely put employees who entered their positions at that time on the chopping block first>employees who worked on useless systems, poor quality products, or community-hated featuresshit like the superstyle artist and narrative director fall here. they probably just made a list of the most common twitter complaints and found the people responsible.
Lend me your strength as I attempt to get one win in the next 20 hours for the free pickaxe
>>561840132just play ranked>no rivalries>no cars>you likely havent played at all yet so youll be in wood rank, only real trouble will be if you get a smurfthats how i got mine
>>561840132I believe in you anon! You got this! Just remember to take breaks you still have time so don't stress yourself out.
>>561839442she should get more skins hopefully a swimsuit one by summer
>>561839738the fuck are sandals physics donthey mover their toes or what
>>561840645its when footwear like flip flops or slippers don't stick to the bottoms of a character's footit was exclusively a thing for male skins until bathany got added, and now we have megara too
>>561840132It this season especially sweaty/having matchmaking issues?It can't be that hard to get a win
i’m torn on the hercules bundle… i just got the GoT. but I love the movie
>>561840132get a switch and play in the ez lobbies
>>561841303yeah it isthey made regular BR the place to grind rivalrys for the stupid competition
is oatmeal a /fng/ approved gaming snack
got bored and put together the atlantis hierarchy.. kinda
>>561841635Aquaman and Black Manta?
>>561841626Only if it's sloppy enough so you can slurp it while you game
>>561840539
>>561841523Oh Well what little motivation i had to play BR went out the window with that
>>561841701god and jerkass respectfully
>>561841827low ranked of ZB was the only chill spot i've found in BR, maybe check OG too
>>561841827ranked doesn't have the rivalries but it is indeed more sweaty than regular BR, so thats a tradeoff.
When is Alyssa Liu getting a skin?
>>561841626with cinnamon and sliced bananna?
Hades' hair is fucking tragic, they really couldn't have done a better job than that? Why does he have like a buzz cut going on?
>>561841770FOOTA
>>561842079Dry oats
>>561842113It's probably the celshading. Renzo proves they know how to make it look good.
>>561842126
>>561842020maybe later in the middle of the season
you must choose
>>561842020next season along with madison beer
>>561840645
UNLEASH THE BEAST
>>561842380Neither, give me based Hades from the hit video game Hades
Herc > Hades > Meg
>>561842240why did she cut her socks? is she stupid?
>>561842445
>>561842498She is very blonde.
>>561816353>predicted ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpH_PIqT-q8
Why does Cate look plastic now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E67h_NgCGic
>>561842787She covered herself in oil for you, be grateful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXwrMsBfSVgit was a gumball, it was a gumballit was a gum gum gum, gum gum gum
i miss lobby trackshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFNgbmdJqNE
>>561840132Phew, first game of the day. I think early morning lobbies are easier.
>>561843076You know I'm texting and cryingBut I won't lastLeaving all the pain in the pastToxicity with so much passionAll the best things they never last, yeahNow I′m in betweenWho i was and who i′m about to beYou finally get the best of me!You're never gonna wanna leave, noBaby, I′m almost thereFlying but i don't careYou and I, we won′t dieWe survive... {Yeah, yeah, yeah!}
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSe0vAyaifgThis one goes hard
>>561843214i'm hard
>>561842391
>>561843305She has that effect on people
>>561843214They robbed us with her casual outfit. I hope we get a summer style soon.
>>561843214Terrible song
>>561843376nice, I grok made this one for me before he got castrated
>>561819326i play with everything on ultra and it doesn't work
>>561844391GUHHHHHH
>>561842787they made shiny textures shinier, cate is is collateral
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>>561846412My demon can't be this cute!
>>561846412the sexiest character in all of fiction
nemia shaking your shield potion so it fizzes up in your face when you open it
why did i save this to my hard drive?guhh
>>561846856Cute Popipo reference!
>>561847042HOLY GUH
Cutesie!
unironically a safer nami if OP gets finally added
>>561848223based
Spam hours i guess
>slopGet the fuck outta here. If you wanna spam the ugly bitch at least have the decency of using art or in-game screenies
>>561848848lol?
>>561848848Mumbai is not going to like this
Sleep tight /fng/
I miss the Wrecker
Wrecker? I barely know her
>>561849421Hug with Wendel l
>>561848718imagine the farts
>>561848848havin a melty? would you like a glass of cum to calm down?
>>561850319Only if it's cum from her big futa cock!
fortnite general?more like freaknite general
>hip windows What a fucking sluuuut
>>561848848you don't have to call meowscles slop
i love how helsie still causes tards to seethe
so far i am loving helsie!
So what are your Disney picks that could make you drop money?>Goofy movie (Goofy, Pete, and Power line)>Mulan>AladdinMake sure everyone gets a jam track and I will tank the vbucks price hike
please timmy let me have the original helsie i promise not to stop playing your game ever again
If skin trading was a thing what skins would you trade? I would give up my BP Helsie for Crew or Shop Slone
>>561853032Probably only Aladdin. I'd maybe drop for a whole set with Al, Genie, Jafar or Jasmine, Prince Ali and Never Had a Friend Like Me tracks, maybe even a Iago and Abu pet. I would Ariel, if she stayed a mermaid. I'd maybe even buy a Flounder pet.
>>561853309Ariel would be the perfect reason to bring back that Mave tech (for those who don't know Mave was a BP skin who would swap between mermaid or human depending on if she was in the water)
>>561835710It was okFirst half was fun, starts to fall off around the middle Nothing amazing
>>561853549You just know theyd totally forget that they did this while making an Ariel skin
>>561853269That doesn't even make sense Anyone with Crew Sloane would always very likely have uggo too
>>561853269I'd trade any skins I have for Predator
>>561837249you were never on the internet pre 2010s then because they're made fun of now more than ever. none of you even knew what a tranny was before american electionfags.
>>561853269I'd trade all the collabslop in my archive like Darth Vader or Spider-Man for any original Battle Pass skins I missed out on like Meowskulls or the first Joni if they never bring back old Crew skins
Despite this general being a bunch of gooners I'm surprised none of you have made a fuss about Poison Ivy's texture being changed with the update.Her pants are now shiny akin to Kim Kardashian's leather getup instead of the solid matte they used to be
>>561855554We only goon to Fortnite originals in here buddy.
kek I started playing Ranked Reload and am making my way through Silver lobbies, the last two guys seemed to be in a bush together for a while so I checked the replay out of curiosity and look at this shit
>>561856212Some genuine Looney Tunes shit
>>561856212>tranny superhero skin being retardedMany such cases.
>>561837810squibbly is so cool
>>561844403>gallowsCallibratorfortnite collab confirmed
I work on Disney Fortnite and im not saying if I got laid off or not but youre all going to deal with a fuckton of incoming DisneyslopDisney button on top menuDisney passes that can run concurrentlyDisney accessories/trophies for your room in the disney castle (other locations will be available later)Monthly skins/passes from disney plusAlso all disney mobile games and tie in games are going to be entirely through fortnite, with cut down versions for app stores. Basically they'll all be UE6.
>>561856892so its not going to be just a shitty map?
>>561837810How do you get his third style? Quests?
>>561856892actual laid off employee here, you're retarded.
>>561857139You have to fish up the mythic gold fish and win with it while equiping the skin.
>>561856892Good thing I don't care about Disney slop
employee heresex update is coming in one monthafter that, it will be the rape update
>>561857660cool but when's the piss and shit update?
>>561856892We already knew about the disney button and dedicated disney shop seperate from regular shop, rest is larp
>>561813751>jeets are literally invading from the inside trying to push out non-jeets and hire themselves onlyfuck they're doing this everywhere
/vg/ League Friendlies are ongoing this and next weekend and we're in action later today. /fng/ plays /smbg/. Maybe if we win here, they'll give us a Yoshi sidekick? Whereas next weekend, we play /2hug/ on Saturday 4th and /dbg/ on Sunday 5th!Player votes for an amended roster will be in a month or so.Kick off is at 3:00PM EST / 12PM PST / 19:00PM UTChttps://cytube.implying.fun/c/vgleague
>>561858942gay and lame
>>561858942i guess the general was over due without a thread shitter like you
>>561841939>maybe check OG tooMmmm, OG can be pretty sweaty, though that's primarily due to pump shotties and the raw Vietnam-tier paranoia you develop from having to roam the map while a whole load of nothing happens
I guess there's little chance we're getting that og s8 roadmap teaser now
Is there a pic of what that time gated BR vicrory pickaxe looks like?
>>561861241Its below midColors dont really go well with anything
>>561861241https://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=20330
>>561861241Splatoon when
>>561861415They only really work with the pastel nigress Festival skin desu
>>561861415goes with pastel skins like leelah but nothing else
>>561861415I'll take it as an alternative to Tekniques actual pickaxe which is like1200 v-bucks
guh status?
>>561861241https://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=20330It's part of this skins set, a rather random choice to just give out as a BR win reward really. it'd work with the teknique remix really but that's about it
did you buy any of the GoT or herc stuff?
>>561862680NopeMy vbucks were for Looney Tunes only
https://x.com/blortzen/status/2037955281276018766sidekick bros..
>>561861415Isn't this pickaxe intended for the ugly black chick from the OC music pass a while back?
botched hybrid with giant baggy sweatpants inbound!!
>>561862780>his work was done
>>561862787its part of her set, you can also get the pickaxe for the other skin from the same pass from the showdown website
>>561862780>he didn't work on throb dog SpikeNothing of value was lost
>>561862780>didn't work on cats or any of the good dogssidekicks are shit anyway
>>561862808HYBRID SKIN LEAK
*kisses you*
>>561863263watch out i'm gassy tonight oh shit i feel a big one coming run helsie!!
>>561863263mfw the next day
>>561863263*kisses her back*
>>561863761>>561863761>>561863761
>>561862709they at least didn't do them like last time(i dont mind these too much, cruella looks off tho)
>>561863936Captain Hook looks pretty greatCruella's lazy eye in the lobby pisses me off though
>>561861780nice rack