JOIN THE TOURNAMENTSaturday March 28th at 4 PM PT / 7PM EThttps://challonge.com/5g5nbjbvSunday March 29th at 9am UTChttps://challonge.com/wqu6sppg2.60 newshttps://x.com/gbvs_official/status/2035657990351573194>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODshttps://rentry.co/du3onotehttps://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/--->(Un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions https://imgur.com/bCHqtDLPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon, Wilnas, Ilsa, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR>This week's F2P rotationGran, Cagliostro, Belial, Ilsa>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://x.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Last Bread: >>561609659
>>561799836Why is Zoi so hot
>>561799836Why is Zoi so ugly?
>>561799836Wrong character to bait me with. I shant be joining
Why Zooey.
>>561799979you require a pixiv account to see ecchi sketchy pictures
>worst op of all timeI and my other 3 harvingods will not be joining.
>>561799737That's not Hasse but I would welcome her too.>>561799979Don't tell anyone but there's a two minute video of the scene on Twatter. Tell Mokusheep that anon sent you.
>>561800275>>561800302why are harvins so sexy?
>>561800302oooooohhhthank you
>>561800087Hey hot stuff. Join the tournament.
>>561799836Would if I weren't out of town.
Join the tournament
i luv sheep
>>561800302>That's not Hasse but I would welcome her too.i know but i cant see a harvin and not have my mind flooded with that greased up harvin image.
don't open
join the tournament
>>561800831i parried this. with a hug.
>>561800831
>>561800597>2BAre you trying to drive people away from the tournament?
>>561800087its ok gay not welcome
>>561800087
>>561801232Don't join the tournament?
I started ranking your tourney names but I realized only 3 are actually different and or amusing>goodshidding my pantsteehee sowwyretardEveryone else sucks
>>561801487I, a Wilnas main, shall join now.
>>561799836>>561799982>>561800139she should be punished for tempting everyone with her tummy
>>561801873>>good>shidding my pants>teehee sowwy>retardWith that taste NOT being included in your "good" list must be an honor.
>>561802327if you are not going for the craziest dumbest names then what are you doing niggaonly those guys are amusing enough to write up a dumb name
the thread-only thinks his opinion matters
>>561800945>>561801208
i still love you
>>561802768>>561800831
>>561802610nobody cares Io for Rising, your name sucks
>>561802856That's not very mice (monkeyice)
Rising's biggest problem is that you can duck Galleon's thighs
>>561802352Baka
>>561799982She's brown.Anime brown.
>>561803956are you trying to imply brown women aren’t cute in real life?
>>561804072
>>561803405Only terminal gooners like Galleon the cow
>>561803276lovely
>>561805000Now this is a cute girl
>>561805156Meant for >>561801487
>>561805156is what I would say in bizarro land
>>561802768Why is Sheep so happy about this?
>>561805156join the tournament. i dont wanna be in top 8.
And here I'm again at this state of mindset, where everything my opponent does is plus, recovers in enough time to punish me trying to punish, and perfectly spacing traps into itself. My opponent can throw all manners of bullshit at me, giving me plenty of opportunities to make mistakes, while I can't enforce similar situations.Get thrown out of my safejumps, get mashed on my stagger pressure (when I get the chance and not get BCed immediately), delay my buttons to bait reversals and get reversaled when I dare to press a button. Every interaction miracously works in their favor and when we throw the same shit at each other (66L at each other, meet in the air for an air normal, press buttons after a throw break), they always win that.Worse is yet that I equally lose to niggers just mashing on me, not just super pros being pros.
nobody will read that
>>561805429you need to make your opponent respect you first
>>561805429
>>561805302Either she's trying to tease Anchira or just wants to (innocently) play on the beach / in the sea with danchou. You could also think of it as a manga without panels, so her wanting to spend time with danchou happened before Anchira stopped him in her jealousy.
>>561805429The raped
Don't open
what was it...
>>561805529I read it and this post and all the other posts
>>561806412proof
>>561804365>goonersWhy is Gen-Z lingo (and mindset) so incredibly fucking stupid and gay?
>>561806146I regret nothing
>>561806146My glory hole and my glory holee
Today I pulled a pair of delicious brown tits
>>561805429you're like me!!!!!
>>561806526They can barely speak or write, so they latch on to whatever noise sounds funny to them, like a child laughing at their parent playing peek-a-boo.
you have one hour to join the tournament. you dont even have to be an american.
>>561806218Soive
I wonder if my lobbyngtons have ever suspected I'm mexican
Dear Meg,why do all of your anti-airs have less range than a jabThank you
>>561806790That's a bird
>>561807435I thought Tefnut was the bird. Are you saying I now have two pairs of egyptian bird tits?
>>561807346A lot of people complain about Meg's and Versusia's 2H but I have an easier time landing those than the average 2Hs, maybe it's some placebo effect because they look so powerful
8/100
>>561806979Sorry, I'll be too busy watching the tourney to join the tourney
>>561801873why do you think my name is supposed to entertain you
join the tournament or else
>>561807723Well, no spoilers if you haven't read some of the events. Dunno if Tefnut has any bird associations. You sure you're not mixing her with Hauhet's backstory?
Or else what huh? What are you gonna do? MAKE me join the tournament?
>>561808618
>>561806790What a glorious day.
>>561807723>>561808445All of Diviners have Phoenix's ashes as their component so technically all of them are birds
>>561808618this is your future
Bros I'm feeling confident that I'm going to make top 8 today
>>561809169not on my watch, the tournament is cancelled
>>561808618You're getting a trip to Satyr's clinic
>>561809110Oh right, I suppose.
>>561808365why do you think your name is not supposed to entertain me
I'm playing Ilsa because I want to see the drawing
i am not the TO but checkins are active. join the tournament.
>>561806505Read
>>561810038proof
>>561808425Join the tournament or Elsa
>eu tournament is in the morninglmao
>>561810491We also have the time change crap tonight.
>>561810772im def sleeping ingood night
>>561810879Laku noć.
You're going to join the Ketsu Battle tournament
tripuru attack
DASHU KOUGEEEEEEEEEEEKIIIIIIIIIIII
*sobs uncontrollably*
hello I am late, stream will be up in a few minutesgrumbluebumble69 on twitchyoutube restream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVP7uqubK5o
bad games, lobby
>>561813132BGs!
I can't believe we lost Tendou Aris
hello would anybody like to take my spot and be a skinwalker in this fine ass tournament?
>>561814445
>>561812669fugg I forgor I'll be watching
>>561815568>>561815249JOIN NOW
Nerf EX Gran
i believe in shark pussy
>>561817547i will come back, if i don't straight up run out of time to play
why is bro named futa
>>561819195Futa gameFuta generalFutal worldFuta lifeFuta soul
>>561819195traps went the way of the dinosaur
>>561819315that means we need to appreciate the ones left
>>561818423welp i failed, i'm bad at fighting vikala, oh well
>>561820938my hero has fallen
Someone NA join the lobby and come shit your pants
>Moments before imminent Cag destruction
now we fight
I’ve had a lot to drink, so if I don’t show up on time for the EU tourney, feel free to just DQ me immediatelyI’ll try to be there, but no promises
>>561823613i miss him...
Why is TOs mic so shit this time
>>561824056mobile wifi
>>561824085this stops him from turning the game volume down or his mic up?
>Just jumping at him over and over, even in the cornerYou guys said mom has offense? You said she doesn't do this? You said she has a gameplan?
>>561824413Jumping IS the gameplan.
>>561824183i dont think he believes us when we say the mics low
last guy lied to me and said vikala unique frametrapped and i gave since learned it does not. my question is now whether or not it is reactable
>>561824413j.U feels too good bro. I feel a slight tingle in my balls whenever it lands.
>>561825052isnt it only off c.h? never played rat in my life.
>>561825578>Versusia j.U>Landing
>>561826153You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
>>561826387you miss 0% of them actually
>>561826448Bro....
>>561826448
You can't miss a shot you don't take
That was fun! I definitely dropped more combos than ever tonight, though.Also, I'm glad you guys like the 66H in the antiair combos. I always use it when I can.GGs!
You land 0% of the shots you don't take.
Thanks for hosting horsefucker
GGs tourneyboys
I'm not at home, we got some Djeeta or Zoi action?
>>561828518Thankfully no.
>>561829020Nyo...
i love my links dont worki love getting grabbed out of my mashi love being unable to punish something punishablei love getting hit out of wake up dpi love getting mashed out of your own frametrap or plus framesi love stuff you're supposed to react to but the noticeable vfx happens late so by the time you notice that its too latetheres more shit i love that would take longer than a single line to explainthis shit is enough to make me not have fun with the game and i should really not be playing iti think i dont like fighting games
After every tourney someone has to have a melty
You want a melty?Okay,FUCK CAG! FUCK CAG! FUCK CAG! FUCK CAG! FUCK CAG! FUCK CAG! FUCK CAG! FUCK CAG! FUCK CAG! FUCK CAG! FUCK CAG! FUCK CAG! FUCK CAG! FUCK CAG! FUCK CAG! FUCK CAG! FUCK CAG! FUCK CAG! FUCK CAG! FUCK CAG! FUCK CAG! FUCKING CHEAP ASS FUCKING CHARACTER! SIDESWAPS? SHE'S GOTTEM! PLUS ON BLOCK COMBO STARTING THROWBAITS? GOTTEM! GOD TIER NORMALS? GOTTEM! HIGH DAMAGE? GOT IT! COMBO FROM THROWS? GOT IT! AIR SPECIALS THAT STALL HER? GOTTEM! SETPLAY? GOT IT! c.L > c.H STAGGER? GOT IT! MULTI-HITTING PROJECTILE? GOT IT! CORNER CARRY? GOT IT! DOES SHE AT LEAST HAVE LOWER THAN AVERAGE HP? NOPE? IS SHE AT LEAST SLOW? NOPE! IS SHE AT LEAST BIG SO HER HURTBOXES EXTEND FURTHER OUT? NOPE, SHE'S FUCKING TINY! GGs. I really needed to get that out of my system.
>get frustrated from another day of getting clapped and leave early>"Fuck the tournament. I'm gonna go fight Rajang early. I'd just go 0-4 anyway">find out in real time how Capcom clipped its balls off in Rise>filled with immeasurable disappointment while everyone else is having fun>felt like I was putting down a sick animal. Twice>make his stupid pants and log back into grub only to aimlessly throw myself at a much better lobbybro for three consecutive ass beatingsI'm so upset tonight, and I brought this all upon myself
>>561830582*pats your head*It's okay anon, this is rising we're all getting Cog'd eventually
>>561829868gay and lame just like meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>561830736I'm tired of getting cogged. Think I'll relieve myself with some yapo.
>>561830694Granblue Fantasy Versus...Rising
I'm so despondent about everything. Every button I press gets blown up. There's no escape from this corner here. I feel drained. So far, I still haven't had any real results in tournament. Sometimes, I'm afraid to get out of bed in the morning. There's nothing to get up for.
>>561831479I don't remember writing this, strange
>>561831479Jerk off until the mental fog is strong enough to numb you for the rest of the day
How do you gitgud
GGs tourneybros and lobbybros. Thank you for hosting as usual TO-sama
>>561832995play a lot of ranked
>>561833228Nyo.....
>>561831479pressing buttons in neutral against someone with equal ranged buttons is a 50/50 you dont wanna take. throw fireballs until you get oki or let them get to you and either wait for a minus ender or brave counter for plus frames.i'm only half joking. i guess you can press if they're in the corner and dont have a side switch combo, but otherwise no
Cheer up /gbvsg/
ATASHI NO...
>>561833679>either wait for a minus ender>+4 +4 >Now you have to guess if they're going to f.L, 2M or 66L>Alternatively you have to guess if they're going to +4 into a throw or c.HI miss when c.L was only +2 and f.L was -3
>>561834342thats why brave counter is formost people are gonna press something that isnt c.l eventually so you dont have to try to bc a light either
>>561834473Bwo, anyone decent is holding back during their stagger pressure
>>561834742still the lowest risk option
no news from evo awards. what now, hopecucks?
>>561832867I retain semen prior to tournaments
I'm rewatching Cardcaptor Sakura and every time she appears in the intermission I am reminded of Sheep and the "DUMMY" picture.
>>561835928kek. bring back 4:3 video by the way
>>561834342>I miss when c.L was only +2 and f.L was -3Are you telling me c.L used to be "only" +2 on block and some crack smoking dev decided to buff it? What the fuck is wrong with these people?
>66L on hit>confirm into f.L>realize I could have done c.MMM>66L on hit again>f.M comes outI have over a thousand hours in this game and I still fuck it up
>>561838190>hit 66L>too far to combo into f.L or 2M>not plus enough to combo into f.M
>>561835636It’s fuarking over…
>>561842485>that part where she just started singing about her gay little notebook for 5 minutes randomly unprovoked during granblue fes
>>561842621don't be mean...
>>561842789shouldn't have sung her gay little song about her gay little notebook then
what did she mean by this?
Just applied the exe patch and I'm getting a fatal error when I try to open, what gives?
>>561843532you need a better graphics card, the exe does mining in the background, it's part of the toll for using it
>>561843532YOUR FATE IS OVERWRITTEN
>>561843532you gonna play ranked vs other exe players to get master?
>>561830694i also had this experience in rise.i remember rajang and his bastard brother utterly fucking me in a previous game and was very saddened in rise. i think it was golden rajang+ another rajang in mh4uthank you for the tournament.
Nevermind I just deleted my ancient save, verified files, reapplied the patch and it works>>561843926It's supposed to work with regular matchmaking
>>561843532you installed too many nude mods
>>561843532outdated .exe? wrong .exe? verify game integrity /reinstall reapply?
shut up biznatch
to the guy who sees an ounce of cellulite on anila and falls to the floor saying HOLY...https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/142878140
>>561844604HO-HO-HO-HOOOOOOLY...
No one really likes fat cows
>>561844740Shut the FUCK up you dumb cat, I fucking swear...
>>561844740ft10?
Imagine only allowing people who compromised by buying your game early to vote for the season pass characters instead of making it an open vote so people who won't even plan to play it decide such thing.
>>561844963Game is already infested with Korraslop so I will not be buying
>>561844963Isn't the game like 20 dollars?Seems reasonable to do -something- to encourage people to get it early.
>>561845101Me neither but it is an interesting preorder reward nonetheless
so why did our weebcel TO move to japan? come on man... ywnbj...
>>561845275Why the FUCK would you stay in the US if you had the option to leave?
>>561845275he likes illegal street racingsay good morning to yer saison 3 guest
we will have a gbvsg field trip to visit TO
>>561845445tatakai tuesday comes on to 10+ americans ruining everything
>>561845395How is this anime? The girls are hot
finna teach these jpcels what FREEDOM plays like
>>561845528i didn't really like index or railgun when they aired. coming back 10+ years later i found them to be kino.
>>561845636Yeah, that happens some times.I had pretty much the same experience with Last Exile
HelloHow are you feeling today?What will you eat for dinner?Its dark and cloudy, sun is hiding
>>561845758>How are you feeling today?torn apart by mosquitos>What will you eat for dinner?left over shrimp cooked in a skillet with maruchan
Wow I can't play this game at all. My brain just goes numb when it's time to convert a hit into a combo.
why was xewom not at texas showdown?
>>561848505because he's black
>>561848505thank you for reminding me that happenedand now without further ado...>DUB
>>561848530is it on sight with texans?
>>561842905devious alchemist
>>561848642>adoomg i love her new song
Check ins are open for the EU tournamenthttps://challonge.com/wqu6sppghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYxzXCVFU-0There will only be a youtube stream this time, but feel free to use the twitch chat at grumblebumble69 for communication.
>>561849578im cheering for you euros!!
>>561849578>There will only be a youtube streambut why
>>561849698hes on japanese wifi brother
>>561849578we love you TO-san
>>561849578>There will only be a youtube stream this timeWell, fuck.
Galleon's pussy...
I still can't move my left hand properly from that pinched nerve... I'll be playing worse than usual but whatever.
Just woke up, hungover as fuck, feel like shitLet's get this show on the road
>>561849936take care of your body anon and feel better
i'll be cheering you on eubwos, i stayed up late playing black souls and am tired
>woke up early>do stretchings, squads, push-ups>starting doing cleaning around the flat, get moving>drink some black tea>still feel groggy as fuckTime to job.
holy fuck its live
Good luck frens!
>>561850349Good choice. Even started with the black bars too
'baster has really leveled up lately
fox is fucking op
>>561851817you ruined it...
Fuck, youtube really hates my browser.PC is about to explode while watching these great games on stream and having Rising run in the background.
>>561851939which browser?
>this is unironically good ass neutral, says TO*2B presses Volt 3 times a round*
>>561852046he said that because there were 0 instances of ultimate sloppa
>>561851992Brave.
>woke up to late to join the tourney
>>561852412try supermium
>>561851930Cute fox butt
>>561852758
>>561852758She got back up and pwned him
Zzzzz
Chat...... Will it kill?
GGs tourneybros, was fun!The more I play, the less I like the Seox changes. Gimme my old 66H and [2]8H back...
da fox loife...
>Can't escape the whore of the world even in our own tournamentsTruly, we live in the darkest of times, not even Metera is that much of a bicycle
>>561855809why didnt you beat him then
Getting rekt is never fun but gotta stay on the grind with Ilsa. Thanks for the games and have a nice day, guys
>>561855809factz
Thanks for playingNext tournament will likely be April 11th/12thTournaments will be youtube only until May because I should have actual internet installed by then and dual streaming kills the bitrate too much with the current setup.
>>561856058Thanks for the hassle setting up the tournament while abroad.And GGs everyone.
>>561856058His Vastness...
>mr pidthey really wanna kill rising
>>561856058cheers was fucking awful
>europoors all woke up early just to job to the whore of the world
>>561855976GGs, most people playing in the tourneys have ben playing fighting games for years, so don't worry too much about the results.
>>561856493this, but not me, I'm just a gene haver
>>561856058GGs all. Thanks for hosting TO.
>>561856493I am really happy about getting 1 game from Lumiel. Goal is to win a set at some point. I always the positive mood around this general
>>561856865He is a good gatekeeper to mid level. Have to get the basics of the game down to beat him. Good luck!
late but ggs tournament
>>561858989>"muh stubby fox f.L"
does anyone else get kicked to the AFK queue if the other guy doesn't accept the match?
I want to play in more online tournaments. Is there anything in EU that isn't super sweaty, but not for beginners either?Lumiel Training Grounds is for beginners and intermediates. I may suck, but play the game long enough.Dunkin'Yips?Macho Ultimatum looks pretty serious.I can't find any info about HardEdge.
a tournament is sweaty by default
>>561859930i want to say its a bug but i also want to say japs are retarded and kick you out if you decline too many manually.
>>561859930That always happens when the timer runs out
>>561860289one of the discords has a consolidated pool of information about netplay tournaments. unfortunately i dont recall which one.
>>561858989ggs plus on whiff, auto combo on whiff mashggs voltggs 5Hggs double jumpggs dash that is a no-input counterggs j.H
>>561861868all fairer than foxshit
>>5618618682b is a mid tier
>>561861569Yeah, the Rising EN server.I'm in the HardEdge server, it's no problem finding these things. Apparently, there are no Rising weeklies anymore, it doesn't have a role. Despite the next tournament happening this Monday.
>>561861569Everything EU is on Promenade now
See you all in Tokon, peace
>>561864091*gimmicks you back to GBVSR*
>>561864091Good luck, I ain't touching a tag game with a 10-foot pole.
>>561862096Grimnir tier
>>561856058Please gib NA background
>>561864091>Blonde retard with a fat blue sword that grows in size>big normals and specials with great indirect space control>jumpscare-speed teleportation setplay mixup bullshit>Install that makes her even more bullshitIt's like they fused together several granblue fantasy versus rising top tiers and Charlotta.
>>561864193>cute robot girlOkay, fine, I'll at least try the game.
>>561864091I will probably see you thereI enjoy most fighting games as long as they have a proper vision and all characters play the same game. Which is the opposite of Rising and is the most frustrating part of this game for me.
>>561864091Tokon deez nuts
>>561867985
>>561869849>tail stuck between the railing supportsKINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>561868036she doesnt have the fwip though
>>561869849why do you like fat nier so much>>561870473this character revived my interest in the game slightly
who doesn't like fat nieractually who doesn't like nier
I hate nier
>>561870736fat nier is funnyactual nier is dumb
need a nier tierlist
to LOVES nier from granblue fantasy
Nier is smelly
>>561871248good
>>561871190a Nierlist
I love hating niershe has good PR here but she's so fucking horrible in canon and I hate "I'm so sad everyone else should suffer for it" characters like her. she does not deserve to be happy
>>561871469Everyone thinks this, especially 0range Planet and Kos-Mos.
>SSS OMEGA GOD TIERonions nier>SS GOD TIERfat nier>S TIERnier doll>A TIERthis nier >>561871062>B TIERkilled by luci ai slop nier>POWER GAP>F tiernier
>>561871190>god tierThe blue one>tolerable tierGreen and pink>pile of cat shitThe rest of them
>>561871773>onions nierevery day I forget soi is filtered
Talk about Anila instead
anila looks like she weighs 500 lbs
anila has a disgusting body
Vile, even.
sexual sheep body
>>561869849>nier in the kitchen
>>561824545>an ability that is visually identical except one has slightly more start up frames and is plus
>>561874259?
dead slop game
>>561871773>killed by luci ai slop nierwat
*semi
I will never win a golden golshi
>>561875821>>561876148Hey, at least it's not 2xko.No seriously GBVSR usually has bigger crowds usually
>>561876385Holy crackers
>>561876385KEK WHY DID THEY TAKE THAT SHOT
2xko will mog gbvsr and strive at evo
>>561876385This is what happens when you give Marvelsloppers money and tell them to make a fighting game. Should've just made 1vs1 airdasher, not kuso tagslop with no motion inputs.
...in the gay tranny cock loving competition
>>561877339This is too outrageous even for doomkeks to believe.
DoomGods won
All shoto niggers are frauds.You did not earn it.You are not hardworking.You are not honest.You play an overpowered archetype with every tool in the game backed by infinity damage and the best normals and corner carry in the game.I will never respect shoto shitters.
cag is just a shoto with setplay if you really think about it.
>>561878368Who do you main?
>>561878567Yuel.
>>561878651I impregnated this
>>561878651this impregnated me
>>561878952>>561879094no me
>>561878592basedEX yool will be a shoto though
>>561878651The face that haunts someone in their nightmares
>>561876130
>>561878532do explain
>>561882002absolute dogshit
>>561882624anon wasted his token on that be nice...
>>561882872my cum is not yellow
>Hag Cag will be the default going forwardClarisse chads won again
>>561882941mine is
>>561883029>mindbroken delusions and cope
Is there anything gayer than someone who likes french toast unironically
someone who likes harvins unironically
i love french toast...
>>561886195I shall make some this morning
>>561885894I only like French toast ironically so I'm in the clear. I'd stuff Kou's butthole unironically though.
Shut up
>>561876338you have to get raped by the lobby roos first
>>561887450>spoilerMany are saying this
convince me that there is skill needed to play a shoto
>>561888903to be really good with kat (and djeeta?) you need those single hit confirms
>>561845758
https://x.com/i/status/2037454830407442746dogfugger
>>561889845vasanon looks like THIS?
when's that texas showdown thingy starting?
>>561890132Would he fuck this dog or is that too straight for him?
>>561888749I already do that all the time
>>561890291you missed the best part already...https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2734766373?t=0h6m27s
>>561890616is wii tennis or ketsu battler better?
>>561890291>>561890616top 8 will be on https://www.twitch.tv/bifutekiin 1 hour? the website doesn't specify the time zone.
Who is the Ky (honest grounded neutral footsies strike/throw with non-oppressive projectile oki) of rising
>>561891160cagliostro
>>561890291will they be deleting the vod and tournament results over shinku again? lmao.
>>561886195What the hell is going on in the gacha and can Echidna have forced hypno SSBA when she gets in Rising
>>561891692i dont know i just went to the other thread to see what anthuria's mom looked like.
>season 3
>>561891625why do these trannies even let him enter if they're trying to erase his existence?
you niggas still play this flopslop??
>>561893439DON'T LAUGH AT US!
>you need to learn hitconfirming to play a shoto!!!>also shotos>infinity hitstun on every hit
>>561893312they let him play last year and didn't delete everything so maybe hes redeemed.
I play all the current fighting gamesExcept Dix and 2XKO because you gotta draw the line somewhere.
>mr pid
this game requires no skill. this game has no tech. this games has no sauce.
DKDONKEY KONG
>>561894165>this game has no tech.Untrue, thanks to mash tech being allowed you can even tech on accident while trying to attack or BC.
>>561894107>this nigga plays kekken 8
>>561894107>this nigga plays fighting games
>>561894364Why nyes, I do play Asuka's game.>>561894415I know...
BC BC BC BC BC BC BC BC BC BC BC BC BC BC BC BC BC BC
>>561894832excellent GM (great morons) gameplay
>>561894832he didn't pay money to block
>>561894960you cant bc if you dont block...
>>561894832nice color sis
>>561894832YOU COULD'VE KILLED WITH THAT CH 2MTHE FUCK YOU'RE USING IT FOR OTHERWISE
>>561894832This game is so perplexing. Guard cancels have been -999999999 in practically every game they're in for a reason. Who the fuck thought making a guard cancel +ob, and then safe on block was a good idea? Even the dogshit evade mechanic doesn't allow you to punish it.
>>561895019that's like uh super deep dude
>>561895148actually its a very good and balanced mechanic
>>561885894My friend (the FF14 player in a relationship with a tranny that had problems with them when they found he had futanari 2B on his phone) is an asocial autist who went to a work party with his colleagues. At the party there was jokes going round, one of which was "hahaha, look at you two, you are so gay". He told me he then responded to the flow stating "yeah! haha!". Later on, he comes to me and asks if this made him gay. I asked "Other than going with the flow and banter, what makes you think that? Do you think that makes you gay?".He said no, to which I respond "Then that's that. Unless there's something else?".He then, without thinking, states "I also sucked a dick once?"I'd say that's pretty gay.
>>561895640Green nier is your friend?
>>561895640that man is autism incarnate
>>561894165we have uhm...delay RS...
>>5618956402Biggas are so fucking gay man...
>>561895640average 2B main
>>561895946also delay RC and block button single frame delays
>>561895148The fisher price of fighters
>>561896323delaying your RC and holding the block button is not tech, bro.
>>561895342Hello FKHRT's boytoy
>>561896540give me your rules as to what is and isnt tech so i can be correct from now on
>>561890347He already has a restraining order for stalking her
>>561890347dog has a very sniffable ass
>techa trick I can use to defeat my opponent>not techa trick the opponent can use to defeat me
>>561896681something that takes skill to execute.
>>561895946something that nobody uses in this game anyway.
city of the mr. polves is booooooring give me my grub
>>561877462I thought it was made by the Rising Thunder team.
>>561897883It was, that was back when it was a 1vs1 fighter. Then they hired some marvelsloppers and it became the tagshite you see todayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM2JL7iqdCY
For me it's motion inputs but simple input for DPs.
>>561894165this game has no players
>>561898205man that looks so much better lol
the fuck is delay RS?
Wilnas killed the game
Meg killed the game
Ilsa murdered the game
This game has a lot of lives
uhm... you're supposed to say "unalive"
>>561899529yeah tell’em sis
we got the big meaty, it was wilnas
>>561898475Everyone thinks so too
>>561899481this game is a kot
>>561900161>Nier>Bea>2B>Wilnas>Meg>Ilsa>Idbwos I think we’re starting to run out…
>gbf horns>gbvs skirtalso thank you gbf for getting my mom more arthttps://x.com/gosai_grablue/status/2038267105280393357
this game will only be truly dead once brick abandons it.
>>561899146if you launch someone and delay the RS you'll get more height, enabling different combos. raging chain whiffs in picrel because of it. depending on the height 2B also has to delay RC sometimes there to make sure it doesn't hitaside from that there are also situations where you can get RS > late hit of RC, letting you follow up with a button that'd normally be too slow.this game has "tech" but the use cases are pretty niche
>>561876385https://liquipedia.net/commons/images/d/d5/Vo_rubick_rubick_lasthit_06.mp3
>>561900563Shit, didn't know 2B had that.Eustace has delay RS for some of his optimals. They are fucking cancer to input so I never bothered
/bifutekiIt's our turn, grubbas
yay lowain.........
Lowain killed the game
>>561901465weyyyy
I just noticed that vomit inducing OP. How disgusting.
>>561900563why did that do 50%
>>561902983because 2Bs anti air routes do a lot of damage when the spacing lines up for the hammer sweetspot
>>561902320this poster is gay
>>561902983it's 2B
>>561903737yool tanked that
>>561890976>>561901465the most disgusting thing on stream isnt the vas or the cag but that i was once again reminded of sheepirl.
so far i've only pulled males and dupes. I wish to expire
>>561904890saar did you redeem your divine generals ticket?
>>561904890laugh at this nigga for actually playing the gachasloppa
>>561904890
>>561904929ye-wait... GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, IT'S THE FIGHTING GAME GENERAL
>>561904890can i get some rolls if i just download the game on steam? wanna just roll for funsies and then uninstall after 10 minutes
>>561905129right now? yes. 100 rolls and 5 guaranteed SSRs
>>561905206ogey, my 5 ssrs will be the never ever s3
>>561905052
holy based
pretty but bottom 1
>>561904890i got cock
>Payila>Catura>summer Galleon>summer Black KnightHoly shit
ew
megger on the telly
>>561906678rude much?
A very pretty woman vs a very ugly woman on the telly
this means ferry wins this tourney
>>561907051old ferry looks so different she actually looks like ghostly
>>561907051>pointsSOUL EDGE SOUL EDGE :OOOOOOO
>>561906678dont call another anon's wife ew
UOOOH
>>561906836ferry is not that ugly
thank you elsa for turning the dub off
>>561907484you are now legally obligated to breed her
>>561906352mega cope mod
what did the megger do thats sinful
>>561906616So who do I use my zodiac ticket on now? I didn't expect to pull either one of these, much less both of them.
>>561908002raped people with his mind (made a drunk tweet)
>>561908123
>elsa you slutwtf bifu you can't say that
I also got a horse, but this is the one character who looks the best out of the ones I didn't know aboutAnyway, uninstalled
kek
>>561908649that's a trans child*
>>561908649reply to redeemer with "out of 10" and s3 will exist
>>561908649Did someone reply with "out of 10!"
ughhhh cag is so BADDDDD SHES AWFUL
cagliostro carries harder than any other character
>>561908649
do the rest of you with long hair actually put the headphones over your hair instead of pulling it back?
>>561909184not much of a difference desu
>>561908301First zodiac I pulled>>561908390If I'm pulling anything, it's rat poison
>>561909184i swear by ksc75s
>>561909265i know i must have autism because i cant stand that shit. i have to pull it behind my ears.
Cagliostro takes skillShe's broken. Nerf the shit out of her
Shibari is very powerful...
>>561909271>sheep fag is a homochecks out
she got nerfed, you have literally nothing to complain about
>>561909489>mosquito bites calling anyone a homolmao
definitely would like to see cag and vira nerfs
charchar is a genius
>>561909604Your post is missing a wall of runes.
What are the easiest characters for a newfag besides gran and girl gran
>>561909740you'll grow up someday
>>561909848Katalina, Beatrix, Siegfried, Anila, Wilnas.
imagine not enjoying the peak of femininity
>>561909848sieg is retard-proof
>>561909917>Family Guy reaction pictureYou're really hurting your own case about having good taste...
>>561910123>he doesn't use the most appropriate memes regardless of any stigma related to themyou are not on the level of true patricianscaged behind your limits
>>561909848sieg is not just retard proof hes custom fit to elevate retards to a higher level of existence
this piko_ guy in the chat is fucking hilarious
>>561909848All of the shotos are fairly simple, but Siegfried and Beatrix are among the easiest and are very strong right now. Charlotta without charge inputs and Vira are easy rushdown characters. You'll be up to your eyeballs in Siegs, Beas, and Viras at low level. Charlotta is just as easy, but her design turns people off.
>flatposter is a Family Guy redditor
https://x.com/Danchou81468699/status/2038299911339356407
>>561911039I thought adult cag was a one time thing
Clarisse is the canon love interest
>>561911140lmao
>>561911039
>get close matches and wins against GMs>get destroyed by 500 gem psychopaths
>>561911039big cag is character assassination
>adult Cag>adult KokWho did it better?
Fully grown Cag is hot as fuck. Caggots just have shit taste.
>>561911607but of course. they're caggots.
is there something wrong with the second commentator. he constantly gets peoples names wrong. >shinko>elsor>insinuate
>>561912205I am convinced that people pronounce things wrong on purpose to generate clicks.
>>561912205who cares?
>>561912373me. i want to know if thats caused by dyslexia or something.
>>561910446>>561910859I don't really like sieg's design but how do I fight him if he's all over low rank
go donkey go
>>56191265166L him a lot and uhhhhhh yep he's a shoto so have fun
>>561910859>Charlotta is just as easy, but her design turns people off.not me
>>561912862xerom stop shitposting and go cheer for elsa
>>561912651hold downback until he throws out dp on minus then kill him
he knows the matchup
>got a friend to buy the game by letting them watch me in GolShi tournamentI've done it... I've saved the Granblue Fantasy
>>561911039Anthuria's Mom for smashand for season 3 i guess
>>561913262Did you play someone cool at least
i love ferry 214u
>>561912651Low level Siegs all share one thing in common: They keep using orkan on block and try to go for the grab/parry mixup. Just mash and take the parry.
>>561913262gawdlikelong ago i had friends watch me in golshi cup, it was a pretty nice time
Mom is so worthless.Like I told you
broken ass donkey
midliostro can't do it
>>561913514Yes, why would I play a character who isn't cool
save granblue donkey
>>5619139672B players exist
>>561913967give me a hint
>>561913706
>>561913706Revert the 5L nerf!
Cagliostro is so sexy
Xerom shared a goblin with huge breasts and I lost all the respect I had for him
>>561914628i like this character
>>561914071unfortunately party slop beats donkey in this fire emblem ass game
yeah, i am not watching this grandfinals
>>561915297Where is everyone tonight?
Lowain finals AGAIN!
>>561914657I'm sorry
>>561914770wow me too
>>561915390kinda strange that we see this one character in every grand finals
>>561915496>>561915390I want him to win just to see another BSG melty
>>561914657i knew he was based
>>561915390id will behead lowain
So tired of shotosloppers like Vas oppressing my hero Lowain
>>561915496Lowain players are just better
BSG only won because he dodged Monarch
>>561916932>skilled player only won because they dodged broken characterok
>>561916984BSG will always be Monarch's bitch
>>561914657>go look it up>it's a literal goblinHoly based
we love Metera here
we?
yeswe
just checked the latest retweetsxerom got good taste for being FATBLACKand STUUUPID
Xerom will forever be /ourcoomer/
>>561920151sheep if she was better
>>561921791sheep as is (good)
>>561922052time for some good ass 3 rbf games with spikes up to 5
do it for sheep
>>561921791GOD imagine having all of that on top of you...
>Imagine a bunch of lard crushing youI'd rather not
KILL all kotposters
>>561922462i like to think about hugging her as i fall asleep
this is a particularly cute sheep
>>561923297that is a particularly cute monkey
>>561922763Is it always the same catposter who posts this gigantic faggot opinion?I can only assume there are several catposters in the thread.
sheep does nothing for me for some reason. narm and galleon are sexo though
sheep exist to be preyed on by kots
>tfw I still exist
Does someone have that "rats are meant to be exterminated" (or something to that effect) Granblues comic?
>45% WRwell......
>>561923702I like my girls slender, classy and with kemonomimi, how is that a "gigantic faggot opinion"For decades fat girls were considered dregs until americans tried to normalize being fat
kot posters are so gay lmao
>>561924420based beyond belief
>>561924420>b-but muh Americans...You are an even bigger faggot than I thought
>>561924420Anila isn't fat
anila is at the stage right before becoming porker. she's dangerously close to being a blob, but is still sexy
>>561924320for me it's 40%, probably because I have been refusing to play training mode
>>561924420preach it kotbro, before fat whores at least tried to compensate but now they have an even more rotten personality than the average woman
>>561924984You're saying she's about to be send to the slaughter house?
>60% wrfuck my life I'll never be good
>>561911357You don't understand what it's like down here in the streets. I'd sell your soul to Satan for 5 gemmies.
>>561925627fuck you bitch
>>561917590But he could just pick Sieg and stand a chance.
>90% win rate and grand masterIll never get the golden golshi
>>561925010>31% win rateget on my level
>sheep posting at an all time high
>>561926465KUHUHU
Fuck sheep
>>561924984good heavens, we surely wouldn't want that to happen
aniwa... tweadmill.
Xerom and Anila being sent to Fat CampThey come back even fatter
Oh no, Anila has been fighting less and less frequently lately so she gained a little weightHow terrible...
>>561926728A Nier as tiny as the heart of its poster.
im 70% WR with niia and still want a parade for my efforts
no one asked
>>561927534show blocklist
>>561927827irrelevant, block list is a universal mechanic thats part of the game
>>561927268only xewom returned...what happened to aniwa..
>>561928212Xewom said that on the last night, he had the best lambchops in his entire life
Taking Nier to the Spirit of Christmas Future, showing her what life could've been like if she wasn't such a BPDemon, but when she finally resolves to change, she dies in her sleep.
>>561924216
>>561928748anila as a legless amputee...
...
i like fat pigs
>>561928748>Xerom suddenly collapsesWhat happened to Xewom?I put poison in his mutton
i don't get the philosophy behind old rpgs' thing of 'Fight the boss, learn its gimmick, die, then equip the items to beat it and win"Why not just let you equip different items mid-fight?
Today I 66L'd a lot of people and blueslopped a LOT and just stole rounds I had no business winning, all while laughing and drooling and making down syndrome sounds. It's the only correct way to play this game.
>>561931332retards buy strategy guides
>>561931698i remember the one i'm playing right now was a "guide game" where the walkthrough was like 400 pages long and if you didn't do absolutely everything then you missed a ton of stuffso i said "I will simply take my time and cornerhug everything, i don't need a walkthrough" and then i learned i've already missed very important things but i'm way way too far in to restart so now i'm in this weird state of kind of not really enjoying it as much because i know i'm doomed to have to do ng+ and i can't play with the stuff i missed
>>561931541based siegGAWD
>>561932053You got instant lossed bwo...
>>561931541so true cagxis
>>561932053i love shitty old games that wasted hours upon hours of your time because you made a wrong choice that you didnt even know you were making at some point. holy fuck some point and click adventure games exist to punish people in hell somewhere.what game?
Something about this lobby chat system makes all of my thoughts come out wrong. Maybe trying to break up ideas into a few words a time is too much for my autistic brain.
>>561932507As I go through old ps2 games I'm starting to put it together that old single player games really acted like they were the only video game you had, there was just so much fucking shit to do. not all of it was good, it was probably bad, or repetitive, but it was there, because it wants to give you a good experience, or at least one worth your money. it's a stark contrast with modern multiplayer games that are designed like mobile games where they want you to log on every single day to do the single thing the game offers. They both kind of disrespect and respect your time in opposite ways. I missed alchemist for the entire playthrough because I skipped talking to one guy one time after the mission for the area was finished and now i have no other jobs that suit Rikku so she's stuck as a thief forever because berserker looks TERRIBLE on her and I also missed Dark Knight because even though I distinctly remembered exactly where it was you would never, ever realize how to actually get to it without a walkthrough and then you're locked out of it for at least... some of chapter 3?? you can APPARENTLY get it in 3 after some progress but all the internet info is very vague
>>561933240the chat is a crime against humanityand somehow the ''enter'' chat feels even worse to me to use
>>561933240>Have to break up every thought into 2 word bits>have to wait a full second in between these 2 words every single timegood thing we all just talk on discord
I luv Galleon's big fat buttons
Meet your season 3 guest
>>561933959you aren't supposed to talk about the mid lobby cybering bwo
>>561934126dwagon meat...
>>561933990buttthighsboobsheart
>>561934126@Cursed Hitboxes
>>561934724If only I could be as blessed as that little bird...
>>561904890You can have my whore wife if you want.
>you will never land on galleon's hand and go tweet tweet
can we make all the setplay 60 frames so that every second of neutral isnt a stupid reaction checkthey should get it off a knockdown not demand an ult skill reaction to punish
>>561935320but that's my virgin wife
>>561935701anon…
>>561935889mnyes?
its so fun when i press 2m on gran and my 5m is so stubby that it doesnt reach so i've basically just spacing trapped myself
>>561936049Why didn't you just press 2M again?
>>561935701That's my virgin whore daughterwife
>>561936114>first fling>mischiefthis damn little slut…
Why is Xewom playing Dix on Texas Showdown?
Describe the lobby anon you hate interacting with the most
>>561936208that guy doesnt even look remotely like him bro...
>>561936259you know that one guy who plays the game? yeah I hate his guts
>>561936049are you really calling his 5M stubby?
>>561936259You know the guy who plays THAT character? yeah I hate his guts
>>561936704>>561936961O-Oh no... I play the game AND I play that character...
>>561936704you know that one guy who logs in but doesn't play the game? the one who doesn't shut the fuck up? yeah I hate him even more
>>561936198She's an idol, what did you expect?
thoughts on sex?
>>561937417Kinda gross desu
>>561936890yes and i dont think he should have a button that pushes himself out of range of every button but stays in range of everyone else's f.h
How long until big meaty 2: electric boogaloo?
How do I stop losing half my health to cag spears every round?
>>561904929wait, you get to pick a divine general?if so it isn't even a choice for me
>>561938092
>>561937861Saar you have like a day left to redeem the ticket
>>561937801just react
incestuous sex with my biological mother who gave birth to me
>>561938092luv our mum
>>561938209Thank you, sir. I shall redeem my pig.
thoughts on oneeshota?
'sgood if the onee is a futa
thoughts on toyota tacoma?
Sigh...
>>561939502the only good nierpost
>>561939612based ghetto lancey
>>561938250>react and dodge spear>try to do anything>immediately get hit by another spearI can't even pressure her because she's camping behind a trap. I hit the trap, I get speared on startup for throwing out a move like a retard. I don't hit the trap, I make no progress and the brat gets to do whatever she wants. Then she spears me into the trap anyway.What a frustrating character to play against. Is she actually good or is she just a scrub filter?
>>561939698She’s literally top 1
>>561939698Shes bottom 4.
>>561939698somewhere in the middle
>>561939698>Is she actually good or is she just a scrub filter?both
she is your awt champion
Grubbers will look at cag deleting people off a single throw and be like "SF6 bad. ThRoW lOoPs BaD."
don't get grabbed
why can't I 2H nier's jump attack
if your losing to cag it means you cant delay tech. cag is exposing your bad defense
>>561939441A little small innit?
Holy shit trying to play galleon in GM is awful. What do you mean I have to get a knockdown to setup a setup to setup a setup and setup and then do 500 chip damage meanwhile everyone else runs at me
>>561939441>>561942881Women shouldn't be allowed to drive
>>561943608don't worry their invisible boyfriend (me) is handling the actual driving
>>561942881ehehehehe
>>561939441>>561942881
>>561942912You know your game is dead when there aren't enough dedicated purists anymore. GMs are just whoever the handful of players that still play decide to pick during a given season.
I suck ass at this game
this game sucks ass
People always praise this game as being beginner friendly but that couldn't be farther from reality.
>>561942881
I suck anila's ass
I suck Galleon's futacock
>>561945137it still says ram on the sideyou fucked up
>>561944965This Anon is rightI was promised a game in which I could unleash my special techniques with WAN BATTANI downloaded it, started playing it, and it turns out I have to press a button while pressing ANOTHER button to do specials - that's TU BATTAN
>Ratfag trying too hard to fit in, again
>>561945292AND I PLAY ON A BATTAN BOX SO EVEN TO MOVE AROUND I GOTTA HIT A BUNCHA BATTANSTHE GAME DOESNT EVEN LET YOUJ PLAY IN A MATCH UNTIL YOU HIT LIKE TWENTY BATTANS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT GIVE ME A REFUND
>niiatard trying too hard to fit in, again
>>561944965why do you say that?
The reality is most people can't play around +4 on block jabs. The game stops being fun once you learn stagger pressure.
mashing is too strong in this game
>>561945137>woman driving a dodge>>>he doesn't knowOH NO NO NO NO NO ANON YOU FUCKED UP
love ratfag, indifferent to larping nier schizo
narmaya has been getting away with everything since 1.50
how would ferry react if (You) went up behind her and started fondling her ass
Buff the earlier zodiacs
bro my first fucking pull was charlotta and now thisdoes this fucking game thnk im xerom or some shitgive me the futa
Remove Vikala from the game and replace her with Andira.
>>561947782update:they gave me robertina then arulumayawhat the FUCK
>>561947932arulumaya is sex
>>561947782You have a futa at home
all is forgiven.
THERE ARE NO FUTAS IN GRANBLUE YOU GODDAMN FUTAFAGSGODDAMN I HATE THESE "PEOPLE" SO MUCH
yeah, except for satyr
>>561948227*crush, pulverize, dominate your prostate*
>>561947870I would like both of the sex generals please
>>561948186MMMMMMMSSSHLLLRRRPPP
>>561948227FutaGODS run this general. How about you fuck off of before you catch a stray splash? And take the tasteless Djeetatards with you, futa Djeeta is lame as hell.
have yet to see any of these "futa gods" in our tournaments
Who do I play if I have unc reflexes
>>561949214a DP character
>>561949029Growers, not showers.
>>561949214Wilnas or 2B
>>561948227All grub girls are futas
Nerf Cagliostro
buff _______
desu, kill this whole thread
>>561948715Me too
>>561949475tigers are sex too please add them
desu, kiss ever lobbygoer on the neck
>>561948856yes, indeed.
when are they adding the monkey girl
>>561949214Pic related if you're too old to anti air with 2H
>>561948987Why are people always so mean to jita...
>>561948987>this nigga thinks homosexuals run anything besides child grooming gangslmao, you are simply gay you little homo
really weird and problematic thread ugh
>>561949795What frame does 2H get AA
Futafags are still straighter than that one kotfag who keeps calling sheep fat
she is fat doelike 70% of all of her arts make her be
Does the cat killer still roam this general?
>>561949909Gays don't like futa, and you are proof of that, faggot.
>>561938209anything else I need to redeem asap?
Galleon's gallons...
sheep is literally fat and futa is gay
>>561950330oh yes they doget out of the closed
>>561950429TRVKE
>Liking girls with cock Not gay>Disliking fat girlsGiga gay, king of faggotsSomething is wrong here
sheep has the same physique as my mom
>futa is gay
There is nothing straighter and manlier than pleasuring a woman, and that also includes cute girls with cute cocks
>>561950462They don't. Why would gays get off to a woman with a cock, instead of just watching gay porn? If we went by your logic, then cuntboys are straight.
>>561950568yes and liking lolis isnt being a pedophile because they arent real and their real age is like 5000 years oldthe mental gymnastics of futafags just to convince themselves they arent gay are something else lmao
>CuntboyI'm tired of this world
>>561950462>Dude homos totally want to fuck the one thing they're invariably, sexually repulsed atHow do you people function
>>561950675Oh, you're one of those.
Satyr cockMy mouthDo the math
how do you know you hate futa if you never tried one
>>561950717>one of thoseyeah, the ones with a brain and not gaslighting themselves that futa isnt gay, gayboy
It's always straightoids insecure about their sexuality who starts seething like this
I like the way hairy milf anuses smell. Can we get more milfs in this game?
yeah i sure am insecure about my sexuality because i call out futa being gaynice try trying to derail you homomajority of people hate you, go on and show to people on the street what you like and try to convince them this isnt gay
I beat redlotta once in the wobby and he shat up the next 7 threads
>>>>>>>>>>>straightoids
>>561950858
Homos don't like futas. You'd know if you ever talked to one. Or to anyone at all.I do know a fag that likes cuntboys though, and I can understand why people are so weirded out by futa because I feel the same towards cuntboys.
>>561950787Nah, you have no brain, seeing as you can't separate reality and fiction. What's next, are you going to say that people who like going on rampages in GTA must also like killing people in real life?
>>561950941Bro, he's american, they consume so much lead they came up with shit like common core to compensate the brain damage, just leave him be.
>>561950981
>>561950932but really why is it always sonic, communism, anime and gender politics?
oh noanon thinks im a homonow i can no longer choke on satyr's dick...
>>561950941nigga you are retardedif i cant separate reality from fiction go on and show your loli porn at the police station or to your mother and explain that this isnt realy therefore this isnt bad or anything and see how they reactbetter yet, go and show the realistic AI child porn to your neighbour and tell him this is totally fine because its just fake and AI made itdo futafags and lolicretins really?go on and defend your fetish that totally isnt gay or doesnt make you a pedophilethis shit is hilarious
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>>561951205Showing porn to a family member or to people in a public space will weird them out, even if it's the most vanilla shit. What a terrible example. You're no different from soccer mom's who said that violent video games made kids more violent.
i like niggers, trannies and kids
why would you show any porn to your mom or the police
When is that Color EX coming for caggy?
>>561951205>Tardo somehow believe he's on a moral highground>Did nothing but dig himself a deep pit while making a fool of himselfI ask again, how, on god's green earth, do you function?
The problem with the whole fiction and reality arguments is that they lack any nuance. And oftentimes hate boils down to feeling disgusted about something. victims or real people (if there are any) affected by the production and consumption of certain things are often forgotten. and the more time passes the more I realize the dark reality that people don’t really care about them or to find a good solution. 99% of this discourse is people wanting to shove uncomfortable things out of sight
Okay but if you showed your mom ingame grubble characters she would still think you're a pedo
>>561951445>muh showing porn to public will wierd them out defenseyou guys always use this one, another derailing monouver i seei know your fetish makes you unable to realize that because at first it was gay/wrong, but due to overuse of the internet and porn you got curious and now you dont see anything wrong with it, but you would get a massive reality check if you stepped outside of 4chan/discord and into the real worldlast reply, tell yourself you arent a pedophile or gay, its not like i can make you think otherwise since its so rooted into your brain>>561951603another classic one, trying to be "cool" with it when getting called out and flipping the narrative out of nowhereyou would think after years of people like you defending loli/futa it would create new ways to defend yourself, but i guess it doesnt
>>561951779>Called outBrother I don't jack off to this shit, if you must know I'm into hags, you do realize that the world extend beyond "me vs them"
>>561951926MMMMMMMMMMSSSSSHLLRRRPPPPP
>>561951779>If you show people your fetish they're going to be disgustedWOOOOOOW! Such an insightful post, you must be a font of infinite wisdom.
>>561951926owo
I love lolis
I'm on the front cover of Wisdom Weekly.
>>561951603I wish I was handsome and aloof like Lucifaa...
>>561952086whats a wisdom weekly
>>561950941Kind of, simulated combat such as videogames and sports are so popular because we still have traces of our hunter-gatherer ancestors, hell even fighting game autismo is based on this, competition spikes testosterone, specially when facing strangers, this is also why winning feels so rewarding because it reinforces your motivation and perceived formidability and thus loses are sour and makes you seek improvement, a more social envoirement like for example the lobby can mute this feel quite a bit but it's still there, at the end of the day humans have innate capacities for violence and safe simmulation channels like videogames and sports help alliviate this as it frees you from any societal costsOn the same vein I don't have a problem with people enjoying loli or futa but porn is also like simulated intercourse and it helps you satisfy your primal needs but at the end of the day you're still gay or a pedo but can hold it in and look for outlets like a human being
>the slighest hint of a mention of futa>hour long meltdownsi didnt reply once
All these satyrs made me cultivate a powerful erection.
>>561952151Those who read it need it.Those who don't know about it have no need of knowing about it.Proceed with uncertainty.
>>561952253Futa isn't gay.
i am gay for futas
>summer time means I can't play for two-hours and do two dailies back to backFuck you, turn it back!
>>561952450that's just the natural outcome of being exposed to satyr
Baking.
Cumming.
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