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first for naval battles (did CA say if M3 will have them?)
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>>561815876
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>>561816073
Anon...
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Nagash
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Neferata
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>>561816073
Naval battles haven't been good since Shogun 2 anyway
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>>561816125
>Legend always retarded
Legend bros... not like this
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>>561816125
they really are fun
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Don't really like Golgfag's campaign much. Are Greasus and Skrags campaign any good?
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>>561816125
Who is the Dead Rape God in Warhammer?
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>>561816405
What was your issue with Golgfag? If your issue was that he was op, then yes, Skrag and Greasus would be better
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Thanquol soon, friends!
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>>561817123
What are your favourite LLs to start as, Thanquol Anon?
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>>561817123
Can't wait for TTW3 to finally become 100% marvel slop! We just need those quips!
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>>561817330
huh?
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>>561817291
I like most lords that start near the border princes and Tilea area, friend. If I want a cozy campaign and don't really know what else to play I usually go for Thorgrim or Ikit.
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>>561816449
Slaanesh in AoS
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How would you integrate Cathay into 40k?
Obviously the Dragon Siblings would be out, since the Primarchs already fill that role
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>>561818104
they already did, its called the tau
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Do you think they will make a Total War: Warhammer 40,000 2?
Is that Total War: Warhammer 40,001?
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>>561818595
actually current 40k is actually in the 42nd millenium now

so its warhammer 41k
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>>561816802
Pretty much, plus I felt like I was playing Arbaal again
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>>561818595
No, but there might be a Horus Heresy game
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i love when autoresolve is retarded
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>>561819115
>cheats
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>>561819115
Thats a pretty realistic AR if you were going against a real player tbf.
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>>561819942
maybe if it was a perfect ambush and the zerkers got straight into the backs of the thunderers and quarrelers, weathered the barrage of blasting charges, and managed to kill off every ranged unit, maybe technically it could be called a pyrrhic victory.
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>>561818104
Traitor Guard, but the dudes are treated as even more worthless than in regular Guard. They're also all brainwashed by daemons without realizing it, and still try to make diplomatic contact with Imperial factions. All part of the plan to destroy the Imperium from within.
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>>561819115
>Late Nachgeheim, 2502
How many turns a year ?
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>>561815876
>Total War Three Kingdoms Retrospective: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCwQUSXwA48
Can this be removed from the next bake? A retrospective for a dead game can hardly be called "latest news." And OP has enough [YouTube]s as is.
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>>561825325
>KING OF THE UNIVERSE
real humble folks down in mesopotamia
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>>561819942
No lmao, they only have 1 unit with decent ap and most of their troops are low armor vs miners with blasting charges. Miners and quarlers savage their berserkers on their advance while thunderers focus the champions.Then they crash against the dwarven anvil weakened and get attritioned down while pinned under continuous fire.
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>>561816073
I am mad they are so hesitant to have them, excluding warhammer where there are licensing issues (Even if warhammer should have them) as they are easy as shit to do in Troy and Pharaoh and would be in medieval 3 as well. It's literally just shogun 2 botes without guns, little bit of Greek fire or ballistas and such. But there's no need for complicated ramming shit nevermind it should be possible for them to do some kind of simple

>HP of oars and sails
and if both are gone then unless you are really winning the battle morale goes bad for that ship

>>561827081
>king of the universe
Well I didn't vote for him.
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I wish they backported SOME models from AoS that are nice into Old World and work for fantasy armies and GW stopped being so autistic about what CA can add, so we can get some nice new units for certain races like Skaven, Chorfs for constructs, dark elves for daughter of khaine stuff, wood elves (forest spirits) and monogods/chaos etc. Would justify more DLC and a lot of stuff would fit.
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>>561829892
Forgot to mention vamps - got subfaction potential like with the dedicated strigoi & ghoul army in AoS
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>>561829892
Sorry, chud. But we're a minis company first, and not an IP owner. And just ignore the mismanagement that plagued WHFB back then.
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>>561829892
I would be happy if they just let CA use Old World stuff, hell there isn't even a lot of it atm, but there's more coming slowly
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>>561818104
they were in 40k but they already got wiped
mortarion's pistol came from some chinese inspired world that big e wiped out and from which big e looted the gun and gave to mortarion
you can consider white scars as the cathay stand in if you want which actually isn't stretching it too much
kublai khan basically converting himself to chinese and then defeated ariq boke to become the great khan who then established the mongol empire as a chinese dynasty
in any case it's more of the opposite for warhammer where cathay is some weird mirror of the imperium with the dragon emperor as big e, dragon kids as primarchs and celestial dragon guard as some sort of space marine stand in (especially based on that yuan bo short story, he's also some sort of lidl robute guilliman)
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I actually like a fair amount of the AoS factions and minis - some are downgrades though IMO (Helf replacement, free cities of sigmar, nu-dwarfs) but the rest are cool apart from the Orruk part of greenskins and some stormcast characters, it's just that the setting's lore is putrid dogshit.
Hell the TT game is decent too
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>>561827081
This is kind of an eastern habit for whatever reason.
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>>561825480
24 turns, 6 turns of winter
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everybody should get caravans
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>>561834091
i agree, thats why mods exist
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This is my favorite cheat
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>>561834652
canons? on walls? has science gone too far?
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>play aksum in atilla
>immediately kill the jews
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>>561834715
Only the most brilliant dawi engineers can figure it out
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>>561815876
i dont give a fuck about eldar but i do kinda like helves
why
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>>561835620
Helves lore has good, substantial writing.
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>>561835725
i don't know how to read so i don't think it's that
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>>561835620
helf sexo
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>>561835725
>written by Gav Thrope
fuck that shit
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>>561835095
>crusades jews to death
>gets sainted for it
Kaleb was the real Kang barely anyone mentions
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>>561835095
>CE
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>>561836105
Alarielle has great genes!
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>>561836105
RAROOOO!!!
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>>561836105
canonically marries Malekith btw
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>>561835620
Those two need a 40K version :)
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>>561835620
Helves
>directly responsible for saving the world(created the vortex)
>stopped chaos invasions of the old world multiple times
>world power capable of projecting power almost anywhere in the world
>prideful but pragmatic, recognise that working with human empires and wood elves to counter chaos and necromantic threats is in everyone's best interests
>classic fantasy hero aesthetics with epic beasts and lions added to the mix
Eldar
>directly responsible for ruining the world(created slaanesh and the eye of terror)
>space marines routinely dunk on them, only deed worthy of note in 10000 years was bringing back Guilliman
>geopolitically irrelevant shitspeck that only survives because Chaos, Orks and Tyranids focus 99.9% of their energy fighting the Imperium
>arrogant to the point of absurdity, will call humans monkeys to their face and any attempt at cooperation inevitably ends with the eldar trying to backstab the imperials
>units look fucking retarded, mechs look like bowling pins with arms and legs
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>>561835095
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Ahem..
Cathay is the best thing in warhammer
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Ahem..
Bretonnia is the best thing in warhammer
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>>561841576
You are such a retarded, stupid, dumb, low iq, baka pussy faggot cunt.
Obviously only cathay matters.
It's best race.
Death to all other races.
Glory to cathay
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>>561841743
Lumi didn't say this.
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40k lorelet reading about custodes here, so they seem so OP that it feels like they are going to be heroes and not units for 40k tw
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>>561841853
Shut it cucknon.
>>561842284
Forget that trash universe, we get new cathay dlc soon!
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>>561837465
most based negro
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>>561842284
but GW need more money!
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>>561838682
Great genes to mix with human DNA.
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>>561842284
every faction depicts themselves as invincible but never is
they're just slightly better space marines with gold armour and occasionally vaginas
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>>561843239
Literally non-canon, GW will never ever depict Custodes as pretty women.
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>>561842348
>SOON
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>>561843239
i guess that's true even for whf but if a custode is to a space marine as a space marine is to a guardsman then it's kinda silly
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>>561835620
Helves have interesting characters, while Eldar characters are all nerds.
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>>561843445
>then it's kinda silly
But that's just 40k in general
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>>561839168
>I look like this
Its so over
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>>561843327
Cathay DLC soon!
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undead general
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LL for this feel?
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>>561844558
you know who
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Enough about the Helves!
Post more about the SUPERIOR Delves!
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Dropping this off
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>>561844826
Will desert raiders ever be in the game officialy (not counting cheats) realistically speaking?
So far only Krieg, Cadian, Catachan and in 2-3 years Steel Legion have minis.
GW mostly seems to just focus on Cadians and throw Krieg a bone every now and then.
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>>561844781
I got this pic here that i think came out looking pretty cool
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>>561845369
>One Half-naked elf killing men in large hulking armor aided by Chaos.

Chaos bros... not like this
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>>561844826
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>>561835620
You're a normal person
HElves and DElves have a fundamental fantasy narrative between them and a stronger aesthetic,
Eldar and DEldar have little of what makes the former good. Elven pride isn't half as absurd as eldar arrogance and they're not even a quarter of the perfidious schemers, far nobler with the traditional theming to back it up with shit like tamed lions and eagles.
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Waiting for Bhashiva.
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>>561845293
>Not counting cheats
Hell no, theyre not popular at all
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I haven't played WH3 in like half a year, did they fix the AI armies doing nothing bug yet?
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>>561851120
yeah
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>>561851945
I don't believe you
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>>561851994
okay
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I haven't played WH since the first game released, did they fix being unable to cast spells on units on walls or under gates?
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VGH....
Sylvannia before Von C*rsteins...
https://youtu.be/HIgfYQgji_s?si=wT8rgQ2OPck_lZd-
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>>561844781
Human (females) are better than elves btw
It's a shame they don't exist...
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>>561852929
they look like men here
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>>561852929
good
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>>561830760
>kublai khan basically converting himself to chinese
Fuck you, yellow shitter. Stop appropriating others' cultures. Kublai Khan DESTROYED the chink army, DECIMATED their "people", BRED OUT the natives and CONVERTED THEM into Mongols. There are no real chinks left today, you're all just Mongol mutts.
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>>561835095
The spice must flow...
Also, I still find it hilarious how the Himyar's one unique faction mechanic, the dam, is better off in anyone else's hands.
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>>561852734
Manfred you are small time.
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>>561847115
>them and a stronger aesthetic
Somehow I don't agree
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Empire Swordsmen quickly fold to Orc Boyz
Jade Warriors hold like stone against Orc Boyz
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>>561855802
unfortunately the noble mongols had no concept of usury and when garrisoning their new chinese empire, they routinely sold their families off as slaves and paid rents to chinese landlords. debt is a horrible thing
there's a reason there are more mongols living in china than in mongolia
maybe there should be a total war mongolia game so you can live thorugh the glory of the conquest but not the actual ruling part
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>>561844826
Adorable.
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>>561843481
>Ywn rest your head on Alarielle's thighs while she tells you it'll all be okay
Hurts
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>>561843481
looks like aislop with a coat of paint
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>>561844826
they need to make cute half-eldar babies
(this is primarch approved btw)
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How many turns should it take to long victory Very Hard on Franz
My shit's falling apart on turn 50 after I cleared up Vlad and now Norscans are invading me (I only got lucky that every dwarf faction came out on top in the mountain ranges)
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>>561857206
exceptions prove the rule
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>>561840854
>>561847115
Eldar are stuck in an amazing spot where the guy who wrote most of their modern lore hated them and made sure every time they showed up it was to utterly fail. Because 40k is the Space Marine game GW didn't care and just let it keep going until said writer finally managed to just kill the faction outright with the Ynnari nonsense, since the writing wasn't bringing new fans in and the existing fans were so insulted and ashamed they just stopped being Eldar fans. What makes it amazing though is that despite this Eldar are constantly overpowered as fuck on tabletop, leading to metafags picking up the army just from a competitive perspective, not caring about the lore. This meant that as said writer was repeatedly stabbing Eldar lore, the Eldar models kept making money. GW even managed to fuck this up by having the Ynnari only be three unique models, which meant even when the Ynnari were broken on the table they made no fucking money because metafags could buy a single box and have the entire Ynnari.
This habs now led to Eldar being stuck in the perpetual hell of their current existence. Their models are good and strong on the table, yet their lore is an absolute joke, nobody in any 40k community respects them, and GW has no intention of making it better because Eldar aren't Space Marines.
Now it seems the new main Eldar writer is an LGBT freak who doesn't care about Eldar or Dark Eldar lore and just wants to write about Space Elves being gay.
It's like a series of cosmic jokes being played on the Eldar. They genuinely can't win.
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>>561861472
>spawn Slaanesh
>ends up being written by a Slaaneshi cultist
Holy pottery
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>>561862040
See that's anither funny thing.
Craftworld Eldar didn't spawn Slaanesh. Even Dark Eldar primarily didn't, at most the Haemonculi may have been involved. All the Eldar responsible for Slaanesh are long dead and had no connection to either Commoragh or the Craftworlds.
Nobody knows this though because Gav Thorpe's idea of Eldar is that they should perpetually loathe themselves for being Eldar.
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>>561861194
claims reveal the cope more like, if you had just left out aesthetics I wouldn't care
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>>561862220
>All the Eldar responsible for Slaanesh are long dead and had no connection to either Commoragh or the Craftworlds.
Didn't a tiny number of them survive by becoming Chaos Champions? I remember them being a small lore blurb back when I played over decade ago.
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>>561863539
Chaos Eldar are one of those pseudo-canon things that never gets mentioned or expanded on.
The Liber Chaotica says Eldar Daemon Princes exist, and for all of the Gods at that, but they're so imenseley powerful and valuable that the Chaos Gods refuse to allow them into Realspace for fear of losing them. This is dubiously canon, especially now that the Daemon Primarchs are active as the supposed greatest champions of the Gods.
Some Eldar supposedly did turn to Slaanesh, however the only 'Chaos Eldar' ever shown or mentioned are possessed corpses or tortured ghosts bound to Crone Worlds.
In Jain Zar's book, N'kari flat out offers to turn her into a Daemon Prince saying she can fight for eternity as a champion of Slaanesh in his arenas, implying Eldar Daemon Princes do still exist.
Xenos worship of Chaos is never really touched on across the board, and Eldar aren't too different.
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>>561861472
>
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>>561864712
Somehow even Thorpe was preferable to him.
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>>561830409
What even is there that's not already in the game, aside from the characters obviously. Bret knights on foot?
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>>561862220
>Be genuinely good, but have shitty forefathers
>Constantly hate themselves for their race
>Must be gay
>On the brink of extinction
>Be surrounded by other races that are unapologetically worse but don't have the guilt to stop.

Oh....oh no....
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>>561868095
What did they mean by this?
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>haven't played warham 3 in ages maybe I should try it agin
>lets pick Kazrak, beastmen were fun
>starter enemy are some wood elves
>the first stack isn't an issue
>but they have a tree with another stack
>AR tells me they fuck me
>I'll try manual, and they fuck
>they also start recruiting which makes things even worse because I'm stuck recruting worthless ungors while they can recruit actually good units
>also start at war with Franz because fuck me I guess
I think I'm just too old and rusty to enjoy this game anymore
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>>561845293
>Will desert raiders ever be in the game officialy (not counting cheats) realistically speaking?
I hope not because GW and CA would instantly ignore all existing lore to make them black/brown
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>>561868360
You won't enjoy it with that attitude and loser mentality.
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>>561835620
Eldar haven’t done anything for 10 years. Their faction has no goal other than surviving by hiding on space ships nobody cares about. Eldar are an occasional nuisance, dark eldar have more relevance to modern 40K than them
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>>561870469
This is the main thing that kills 40K for me: no artistic integrity nor vision for the story, authors can just fuck around do what they want to factions/characters. Shit on the ones they dislike and glaze the ones they like.
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>>561871564
40K isn’t a story, secondary
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>>561816125
>literally mean incubi, great battle

WHAT did we mean by this?
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>>561870469
>>561871564
This is kinda my main hope with Eldar in TW40K
Let them just be important within the self-contained plots
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Does anyone have the shitpost image of Malekith where he says "Pen the Following Response: Dialate" and then another elf says "Based"?
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>>561870469
>>561835620
Kinda hillarious that most people in fandom hates eldar but also want to be with them or use their weapons and tech.Gulyvraine is peak of that slop, but much OCs have eldar things or eldar gf/bf for decades. They are literally whites of 40k
But anyway, i would prefer if GW forget about them that involving in their "revelance". Nu40k is nothingburger, where marvel superheroes beat each other untill new (reused old) warzone was released
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I havent played wh3 or posted here since tot dropped. I feel like i havent missed much, and lemme guess, no news on anything since the furry dlc was announced, which will be like the end of may?
End times middle of September?
I still have turin subscribed on youtube, and see he moved on to modded content, aka the death throws for the ‘esports’ channel.
lol
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>>561873972
Fuck off noldorfag, you aren't fooling anyone.
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>>561873724
Jesus this took me long to find
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Which Warhams girl has the fattest, softest tiddies?
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>>561875667
A dwarf queen seems like a good bet.
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>>561874870
my fucking hero
thanks dude
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>small in number, outsized impact on galactic affairs
>consider everyone else in the galaxy to be inferiors, basically cattle for them to take advantage of
>chronic manipulators and backstabbers
>"erm actually this planet is ours, no you can't farm here monkey; YHWH promised this crone world to us 3000000 years ago o algo" *starts genociding local human farmers*
Eldar are the Jews of 40k, it's quite obvious
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>>561875801
What about the ones I can actually pick on the faction selection screen?
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Raidboss Legendary Lords:
Kholek Suneater
Durthu
Skarbrand
Be'lakor
Tamurkhan
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Dungeon boss Legendary Lords:
Thorek Ironbrow
Taurox
Vlad von Carstein
Skulltaker
Grimgor Ironhide
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is Khorne the best chaos faction?
I think they're the most fun, both thematically and gameplaywise
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Which Bretonnian characters do you want to become new LLs? Where should their start locations be?
What Bretonnian characters should be LHs? Which LHs should be tied to specific factions, like Henri le Massif with Chevaliers de Lyonesse?
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>>561874773
Seethe
>>561876573
Oy vey, the mon'keigh know, shut it down
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>>561876573
Unlike the Jews, the Eldar actually DID own the Galaxy, and those planets WERE terraformed by them, for them.
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>>561876573
>>consider everyone else in the galaxy to be inferiors, basically cattle for them to take advantage of
>>chronic manipulators and backstabbers
>>"erm actually this planet is ours, no you can't farm here monkey; YHWH promised this crone world to us 3000000 years ago o algo" *starts genociding local human farmers*

I sure hope the imperium doesn't do exactly this with some bullshit "muh survival" cope.
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>>561880831
The Imperium has the same logic
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>>561858562
>he still believes sinoid propaganda
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>Play that Old World mod
>end turn
>1/446
>almost a whole minute until everyone finishes their turn

Goddamn son
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>>561875667
Troll Hag.
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I've never seen a bigger doomspiral mechanic in TW than TROM's "new" food corruption mechanic. Holy fucking shit it ended my Dong Zhuo campaign before it even began.
>food corruption increases as public order decreases
>food corruption means not only is food lost, but the province needs more food fo make up for the greater deficit (ie a province needs 4 food, but with food corruption making it -1 it needs 5)
>the food deficit of a province decreases public order
>negative public order increases food demanded and food corruption
>this means a single very unhappy province can double its food consumption and chain nearby provinces into doubling their food consumption and so on
If you fuck up the food management suddenly it's over
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>>561876862
N'kari
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>>561884701
>When people are unhappy, they desperately want and need to become fat
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>>561878496
>Which Bretonnian characters do you want to become new LLs?
Tristan the Troubadour.
>Where should their start locations be?
We have 2 Bretonnian LL in the Old World, 1 in the New World, 1 in the South Land, it would be cool to have one in the East.
>What Bretonnian characters should be LHs?
Bertrand the Brigand and Jules the Jester.
>Which LHs should be tied to specific factions, like Henri le Massif with Chevaliers de Lyonesse?
Bertrand for all, Jules unique for Tristan.
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If they add Zacharias, will there be a cutscene where Nagash makes head asplode?
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>>561815876
Here's the full pic in case anyone wants it.
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CA will reveal Bhashiva's stat card in just a few weeks.
Any hopes?
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>>561844826
>Her squad's live reaction
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>>561888854
oops
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>>561887268
nice
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Tick tock fantasoibabies
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>>561889724
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>>561889724
>10 years of repeating "we will never do end times"
>does end times
Fantasy is already over, there's nothing to wait for.
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>>561890979
yep yep this is what every 40kek looks like
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>>561889724
sorry but im just not interested in spaceslop
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>>561889724
Implying Fantasy enjoyers and 40K fans are not the same.
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>>561892775
It's always been histoids trying to put a wedge in.
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>>561889724
>Console strategy game
>Non-formation based game by CA with their engine
Lol. Lmao even.
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>>561881557
>>561876573
>>561868095

>Declare wars and enslave each other all the time, but when you do it to them they will hold a vague centuries long grudge they're too stupid to understand the context for
>Only really angry at you because their big man told them to.
>See that society that's doing thing better than us? FUCK DAT
>Oh you actually want to do some of the things they do? FUCK YALL UNCLE TOM *shoots you*
>Relies on low quality numbers to win their wars.
>Relies on violence instead of coherent arguments for diplomacy.
>Without king retard leaders, devolve into chaos
>can not make or maintain tech. Wind up worshiping it instead because it's basically magic to them.
>Incredibly horrible to their citizens. Many of them starve or malnourished.
>Any help from other not-evil races like eldar, tau, or necrons. WILL be met with compulsive stabbing at worst or stupidity at best.
>ALL OW PROBWEMS ARE DEM XENOS FAULT! FUCK DEM XENOS!
>Hate the races that's better than them, but due to inferiority complexes will fantasize about breeding their women. Call them whores, and their men cucks.
>Race mixing is le bad when it's done to us, but it's cool when it's the men doing it.
>Non existent home life.
>Very numerous and poorly educated.

I am talking about THE IMPERIUM OF MAN, and picture is UNRELATED. Any correlations you make between this post and this picture are YOUR THOUGHTS to which (you) are responsible for.
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One good thing about TWW ending is that people can finally say TWW was their favorite Total War instead of having to say some decade-old game because it's uncool' to like new things.
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>>561889724
How are spess mehreens even supposed to work in a TW game? Sure, you have Rawbutt Girlyman and his Ultrasmurfs build an actual empire, but most chapters own like a fortress monastery and the planet it is on if they're lucky. Plenty of chapters don't even have that and are basically space nomads. TW is an empire building game in a lot of ways, and the vast majority of space marines just don't do empire building because they're spec-op zealot monks, not space kings.
Launching without the Imperial Guard that represents the actual Imperium for the actual empire building is a mistake.
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>>561894785
>Launching without the Imperial Guard
Imperial Guard are one of the launch factions and CA has already said that Space Marines cede territory they capture to them to manage while they go on killing more. Probably something like the new sea lord guy.
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>>561894785
but the Imperial Guard is a launch faction
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>>561894785
You take over planets and build buildings that allow you to recruit more Space Marines. That's how.
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>>561894785
>WoC style dark fortresses as recruiting worlds
>Unit limits similar to those of TK, Beastmemes and Chorfs,
>Some bare minimum IG units kinda like how WoC has Norscan marauders.
It is literally impossible to implement.
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I haven't played or googled anything about total war for the last half a year. What's new?
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>>561897747
Medieval 3 and 40k confirmed
End Times and Chink Furry DLC confirmed
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>>561897747
tigermen DLC soonâ„¢ (three overworked Bulgarian devs are hard at work on it)
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Is he dead?
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>>561897943
he lost the last of his hair after this
https://files.catbox.moe/cb5o89.mp4
not sure if he can come back from that
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>>561897931
Tigermen as a faction or just this garbage?---
Bhashiva & The Tiger Warriors - £3.99 / $4.99 / €4.99

1x Legendary Lord (Anti-Infantry)
1x Lord (Anti-Large)
1x Hero (Spellcaster)
3x Unique Units (Dual Wielder, Hybrid, Anti-Large)
Also included: Unique Campaign Feature, Final Battle, Quest Battle etc.


Free Content:

1x Legendary Hero (Anti-Large)
----

JESUS WEPT!
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>>561898119
Why was he always so whinny?
>start video
>Victim, victim, victim, mental health damage.
From what stream was that?
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>>561816223
They weren't even good in Shogun 2. Were good in Napoleon, thought.
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>>561898335
second to last.
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>>561898994
it was good since Empire though
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>>561897931
*Tigerwomen.
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>>561899229
they don't look very womanly
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>>561897747
TWW3: Tiger-mommy DLC this spring, End Time DLC this summer, free Neferata with ET DLC.
TWW40K: confirmed.
MED 3: confirmed.
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>>561899408
mod will fix that
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what are some fun minor factions in warhams?
ive been thinking of playing as that minor khorne faction next to oxy to play khorne while avoiding the OP mayor factions and still having a strong LL
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>>561899408
Women looking feminine is extremely sexist and misogynistic. Only extremely butch, ugly women are capable of properly representing the female race.
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>>561898119
That "I'm outta here" sounds acted and rehearsed.
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>>561899690
the kurgan mod?
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>>561899692
That's why they choose to make ugly Miao the base character and refuse to release sexy Yin-Yin!
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>>561899210
>It's 'good' to shoot at retarded ai controlled units
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>>561899963
But Total War is not known to have a good AI...
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>>561900126
It's still too difficult for some people to handle. Complaints never end.
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>>561889724
>unfunny "muh grooodge! muh book!" posters replaced with even unfunnier "muh heresy! muh emperor!" posters
it has never been more over...
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>>561884701
Can you stop taxation of individual provinces in three kingdoms? It stops food consumption in Attila and Rome
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The MORTALS WHO SHOULD ALL BE SLAIN association called, they said you're a lifelong member who favorite factions are The Empire, Cathay and the High Elves!
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>>561899690
cataph TEB, it's fun because it's almost annoying well balanced to the point it belongs in a different game than the current state of WH3
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there's two types of warhammer fans:
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>>561906272
Forget the trannyism, that's the most lanky person I've ever seen.
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tips or anything to know about Taumrkhan campaign? Or is it seriously so bullshit easy I don't need to worry about anything at all?
Also are all unit mods for nurgle still broken? 7.0 broke something with them i think
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>>561906683
also either way generally any cool mods for nurgle? workshop search is more miserable than my love life
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>>561906683
I play him as a horde because it's impossible to defend your borders as Nurgle due to how shit your economy is and how expensive your armies are
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>>561906946
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3299689828
I really like this one for Tamurkan. Makes his chieftans more unique.
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>>561907032
seems fitting for him too since strolling towards nuln is his whole thing, neat
>>561907164
very neat, thanks
I've completely lost track of chaos unit mods, is there something for weapon variations on chaos warriors? It always felt like a really lame restriction to me
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>>561893914
>not-evil races like eldar, tau, or necrons
u wot
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/h523GROGuVQ?feature=share
We are BACK
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>>561907032
No clue how are you doing this. Last time I had legit problems with money as Nurgle wasprobably before their rework.
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>>561907695
People were saying the same thing about Rome 2 with Carthage siege
Never trust CA or their shills, they are soulless corpo swine and shills who sold their dignity and souls to do damage control for said swine.
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does anyone watch lorebeards? in the latest 'sode andy says greasus goldtooth is a jewish stereotype
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>>561908263
There will always be loyal paypigs (redditors) who will be there to reward bad developers with pre-orders and buying every DLC.
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>>561907032
don't you, like, need infrastructure though?
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>>561906683
>all unit mods for nurgle still broken?
yes shit's fucked, game's almost unplayable
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>>561908263
I wish we had /our/guy back. Legend kept CA in check.
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>>561909465
>The last thing a CA executive sees
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>>561898994
Not as good as in Napoopan admittedly, but definitely still fun in Shogun.
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>>561906237
>annoying well balanced
How so?
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Total War Medieval 3 director says recreating its predecessors "would not make a good game"
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>>561913062
He's right.
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>>561885304
tbhwy I think Bertrand the Brigand could make for a good LL. He'd be completely different to every other Bretonnian LL given he's an archer and would get no mount. Hugo le Petit and Gui le Gros could be the faction-specific LHs for Bertrand.

>Jules the Jester.
Hope we get this guy. It'd be funny as fuck seeing him on his hobby horse.

This is the charcter I most want to see as a Bretonnia LH
https://whfb.lexicanum.com/wiki/Amalric_of_Gaudaron
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>>561906683
anyone else?
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>>561913062
They don't have the best history of making something else instead.
I think it's actually the case that they couldn't recreate what was if they tried.
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Bro, I never fucking know how much army recruiting is not enough recruiting. This is turn 11 and I'm pretty sure I've already lost the campaign.
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>>561914114
>Amenmesse
>not outnumbering your opponents
literally how?
his faction shits gold like it's nothing, you should be swimming in resources from the start
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>>561914381
Well for one because early troops consume food, not gold. And for two, because I recruited stuff every single turn of the campaign, I just didn't realize I should have been recruiting on two provinces at once.
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Don't worry commissar this is purely for research to learn how to defeat them better!
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>>561917479
almost no unit other than elite and royal units do, but you're supposed to be trading
gold sitting in the stockpile is useless, gold being used to import bronze isn't
>food
trivial to get as egypt, every settlement by the nile shits out food
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I have seen many WH fantasy mods for Total War and other games, but never AOS mods
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>>561919130
because nobody outside tabletop paypiggies and r/sigmarxism gives a fuck about aos?
the warhammer trilogy only happened in the first place because one of the most popular M2 mods was a Warhammer total conversion, BOTET alongside Warsword Conquest for M&B Warband and Geheimnisnacht for CK2 showed CA there was a clear interest among strategy game fans in a dedicated warhammer fantasy strategy game
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>>561905226
I don't believe so in 3K and especially TROM as food is a global resource
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>>561919130
AoS tabletop is fun and a lot of the minis are great (Old World/WHFB players also use them for their armies sometimes when applicable), but the lore and setting itself are garbage. Also often in AoS vidya they pick factions that not many give ashit about. Realms of Ruin would have sold better if skaven and classical WH orcs that are still in AoS where front and center instead of Tzeentch and lanky orcs which are unpopular.
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Would a TW: Age of Sigmar even work due to small roster sizes?
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>>561921197
>due to small roster sizes
The question will get answered in TW40K
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>>561881557
No the imperium's logic is
>we conquered it before
>humans lived there relatively peacefully and are probably still living there under duress
>you fags attacked us during a moment of weakness
>so we're conquering it again and being extra mean this time to make the point
Eldar are
>oy vey my ancestors lived here 20 million years ago now i'm going to have to kill hundreds of billions of people so i can collect his one soulstone
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>>561922152
Most 40K armies have much bigger rosters than Sigmar armies tho
Only Drukhari are in a rough spot currently since they lost some shit to legends, but CA can just use their old stuff.
Votann too, but they are the most recent army so that's understandable.
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>>561922406
No lol
Imperium logic is the stars belong to humanity and want to exterminate or enslave all xenos and other humans who don't submit to them.
They don't care about any war justification just conquer as they please, neither do Eldar but they bullshit themselves that they do to not go too emotional.
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Patiently waiting for Drukari announcement
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Total War: Troy is a good game but it has one big problem.
Achilles is unbreakable and he keeps on beating up my generals.
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>>561923952
Have you tried hitting him in his heel?
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>>561919130
I've always thought about making a fan game for it but i've always been wary about getting copy right claimed like how chapter master has.
Still probably gonna make it but I need to learn how to draw environments first.
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>>561925115
What type of game?
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>>561893971
>>TWW Ending
When though? The DLC is still coming down the pike.
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>orbital bombardment with still smoldering pieces of luoyang

quite extreme I like it
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>>561926574
hard to describe as anything but a glorified visual novel. think of something like the life and suffering of sir brante, but really its more like The Great tournament. it'll be something of a tribute to ivanhoe.
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>>561925115
Your only option is to make it free and just put the download link somewhere and hope people proliferate it.
Also publish it anonymously and don't put anything in it that can tie it back to you.
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>>561919130
>Easy to port
Fyreslayers (They're Slayers, lmao)
Slaves to Darkness (They're Chaos Warriors, lmao.)
Skaven (They're Skaven, lmao)
Maggotkin of Nurgle
Blades of Khorne (Hell many of his units already ARE in)
Disciples of Tzeentch
Soulblight Gravelords (Vamp Counts, lmao)
Kharadron Overlords (Gun Dwarfs with some different helmets and more )
Ogor Mawtribes (Ogurs, m'lord)
Sons of Behemat (Reskins for Giants)
Gloomspite Gitz (Goblins and Trolls)
Flesh-Eater Courts (Ghouls n such)
Seraphon (They're Lizardmen, lmao)
Helsmiths of Hashuth (They're Chorfs, lmao)
>Not Easy
Daughters of Khaine (Lots of Witch Elves, Dechala kinda makes it more possible)
Lumineth Realm-Lords (Basic units can base off HElves, but bigger stuff not so much)
Hedonites of Slaanesh (Redesigned Marauders, mostly)
Orruk Warclans (Ironjawz are just heavy armor Orcs, but Kruleboyz are way different)
Nighthaunt (Ghosts, with various weapons)
>Not happening
Sylvaneth (Half-tree spirits and giant beetles)
Idoneth Deepkin (Fish elves, nothing to base them off)
Stormcast Eternals (Chaos Warriors minus Chaos)
Cities of Sigmar (Completely different aesthetic than Empire)
Ossiarch Bonereapers (Maybe more possible with Nagash and ET DLC, but super-skeletons quite different from TK)
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30+ minutes without posts btw
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>>561933168
40k will save us
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>>561933168
And now, you wrench us from the calm embrace of Morr, you damn necromancer...
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>>561930534
>Stormcast Eternals (Chaos Warriors minus Chaos)
i think you could get some mileage out of them as chaos warriors from civilized parts of the world
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>>561933168
such is the power of aoslop posters
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orkbros you ready for 40k?
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>>561933714
Which is worse, them or eldarfags?
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>>561933168
sorry i was getting a big bowl of spaghetti
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>>561933987
If I can get the ork half from some marine retard for 60 bucks or more realistically, 100, I might get into 40k again.
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>>561933987
gretchin memestacks soon
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>>561934520
I haven't collected minis before, but planning on getting that box or minis if I can find good deals. Love Orks and Black Templars so gonna get and paint up those lil guys in the limited edition box set as my intro to 40K TT
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>>561934668
red gobbo LL, zogrod LH and a wall of killa kans
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>3 months since announcement trailer
>no news
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Guards is best though
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>>561939615
cute streltsi
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>>561936936
Brilliant marketing strategy by CA
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>>561933168
It's night time in N americas. Anons are sleeping
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>>561939615
I really have no interest in the DEI guard with all the screaming women they're going to give us until there's a mod to fix them and make them like dawn of war imperial guard at least.
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>guard girls are so cute! >3<

>Actual poster"girl" of the guard in the game is a man faced ugly nignog woman

Enjoy your DEI slop 40k retards
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>>561940162
SSSHHHIIIIIEEEEETTTT
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>>561899413
tiger mom(trans)
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>>561936936
They said there would go into campaign details and I think show gameplay in spring.
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>>561936936
but marketing costs a lot of money for a small team like CA...
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>>561922779
god I love elf feet
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I will only fight alongside my elantach, for our love is eternal...
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Okay but imagine being a Lord of Change, you have to fight lieutenian general Laquesha and a billion IG nogs and they're out of fried chicken rations
No amount of chaos space marines and warp demons are gonna be enough to keep your legs and wings attached to your body
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>>561939961
>WE WUZ INQUISITORS N SHIET
it was peak DEIhammer retarded nostalgiafag
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>>561949473
The inquisition is a separate branch from the imperial guard.
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>>561939615
Vostroya 1st born SONS.
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>>561950217
sorry CHUD the vostroyan firstborn were always female
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why are orcs so dumb
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>>561939615
this shit look like the dude from ersatz
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EU morning hours...
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Pharaoh 2 is just about to be announced, right around the corner
TRVST THE PLΛN
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>>561955108
Why can't I play as Minoans...
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>>561955770
>Why can't I play as Minoans...
it's an entire society of people who made their women wear dresses with their tits out and one of the most common artifacts from their culture is statues of women with their tits out playing with snakes
Minocoomers are far too based for ca to ever put into a game
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>>561917609
giwiwh
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>>561917609
>siege regiment surrounding xenos position and ready to assault from multiple different angles simultaneously
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>>561956978
oh nyoooo i'm totally defenseless :3
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>>561956051
>The ideal woman in Minoan culture were flat chested and boyish
>Based
"No"
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>>561900126
You know very well that AI in Empire was extra dumb.
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>>561899205
But second to last is Atilla, while the video is Rome 2?
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>>561958508
>>The ideal woman in Minoan culture were flat chested and boyish
don't project your own preferences on them, you nonce
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>>561956051
/twg/ is a PEGI13 board anon ...
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>>561959738
very unfortunate she's flat in-game
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>>561959825
Tbf, who isn't flat af ingame? I'd hardly consider the CA models as a real measure.
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test
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>>561959887
>who isn't flat af ingame
Skrag
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I need to restart my Franz campaign... again...
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>>561940162
>>guard girls are so cute!
Guard girls being cute is literal in-universe propaganda. One of the recruiting requirements across regiments is to be repeatedly hit in the face with a shovel while reciting lines from the Guardsman's Primer.
Nobody's pretty when they make it to thw Guard.
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>>561844826
How is this supposed to be endearing? That Eldar milf has probably taken hundreds of cocks. Elves are the worst partners since no human woman can have a past that long.
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>>561962249
Ok, which elector counts visited the island?
I can see Leitdorf showing up to see halfling torture and snuff.
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>>561962524
>Eldar MILF
She's not a MILF. Eldar MILFs are bigger.
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>>561962524
that eldar is 12
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>>561962756
Too old.
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>>561962524
She's a CRAFTWORLD eldar.
Craftworld eldars are practically monks. Sex strictly for reproduction, keep emotions down to a minimum.
Yes, that does mean the chances of craftworld eldar x humans are suitably lower, but whatever.
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>>561962961
That's a misconception, Craftworlds still have brothels and pleasure districts. They somply don't regress into the 'Let's stab each other to make new holes to finger' sort of debauchery that the Eldar Empire did, and like 75% of Eldar wait until marriage.
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what craftworlds deserve is thermonuclear bombardments
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>>561962524
Go back to /crpgg/
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Delay status?
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>>561962524
Craftworld Eldar are 'trad' elves, they have oneitis and don't mate like rabbits like their Dark Eldar cousins

They're not as based nor civlized unlike their Fantasy High Elf counterparts who are just pointy eared pillocks with a supreme sense of superiority
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>>561936936
Meanwhile med3 had gameplay
A game that wont come out until 2028 had more content than 40k
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>>561964658
I think they might be saving it for Skulls
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>>561958614
Because he deleted the sperg-out livestream vod. Some anons who were watching it live managed to record.
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>>561964658
They already showed gameplay clips of TW40K
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I don't know why but I just can't figure out fighting Slaanesh
All they do is just bum rush the line and stay in it, and somehow they just outdamage everything without needing to fall back or re-charge. Ranged doesn't mean much with how fast they are and the fuckers run nearly as fast as cavalry does.
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Everytime i see a woman i can only think of all the COCKS she has taken and all the MEN she has been with. It doesn't matter her age or her clothes, context or whatever else after i see any woman at all the only thing going through my mind is HUNDREDS of ERECT PENISES.
Legendary lords for this feel?
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>>561967793
So what's the context? why was he whinning?
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Everytime i see a woman i can only think of all the COCKS she has
Legendary lords for this feel?
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>>561970329
Y-you mean has had and not has, right?
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>>561969386
Any dwarf
>>561970329
Delchala
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>>561964658
>A game that wont come out until 2028
>he thinks Med 3 will be out before 2030
lol
lmao even
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>>561891373
This franchise is not for you and you can leave then
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>>561969386
Was clearly meant for >>561962524

Use the reply function anon
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>>561962524
>milf
I assume you say that because of the Exarch mini looking outfit, but AFAIK Exarchs don't need to be old, they can be somewhat young just get terminal path of warriorism
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>>561962961
>>561963476
Yeah just like "reformed trad" roasties who have a sexual history longer than the history of most countries and young simps fall for their story and step up when she's ready to settle down.
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>>561975045
idk anon i'm beginning to think you're just projecting your personal romantic experiences on a drawing of a cute elf girl in cool armor
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Cathay should have a scheming courtesan type lord or hero
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Found this in my folder a random and had to kek. I think anons made that from a screenshot from my campaign.
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>>561982020
Lmao
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>>561889724
bro start posting when a launch date comes out, there's fucking nothing right now
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>>561983329
Don't ask too much from a slop marines fan, i'm honestly surprised he managed to get through the captcha even
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Total War: Warhammer 40,000 is rated 18+
Do you know what that means?
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>>561985831
SLAANESH TITTIES
SLAANESH TITTIES
SLAANESH TITTIES
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>>561978252
It does, her name's Miao Ying, favoured wife of Xi Jinping, or whatever.
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VI LEGION BEST LEGION
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>>561989912
>>561839168
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So as Bhashiva...
Should I be heading east to defeat Dechala and Nakai or would it be better to expand west into Ghorst's territory?
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>>561989912
good taste, we're all big fans of Legio VI Victrix here
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>>561992071
As Bhashiva, you should yiff in hell.
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>>561956051
general is so dead no advertisers cared about titties
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>>562001227
what's your opinion on Minoan civilisation anon?
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>>562001459
I try to not to talk about things I know nothing about and Minoan civilization has to be up there on things I am clueless about

Here's my super slow Dong campaign
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Is Valarak gonna be our new main content creator for TW:40K
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>>562002358
she cute
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That's literally me!

From the very first battle in the campaign lol.
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>rebel and flip province
>right next to enemy doomstacks that would have died to wu pass
>free intimidation loss and a useless character in my court

4D chess or dumbass, I can't decide. Either way he's getting executed
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>>562002358
Is the dong long?
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>>562009293
women aren't supposed to be consorts to other women, Aten would never allow such a thing!
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>>562005157
Fuck off or buy an ad.
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Someone tell me where I can find Chaos.
I need to kill Chaos, you see.
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>>562013712
Just walk north and you're bound to find all the Chaos you can eat eventually, mister Jack. I respect your strength so I know you can do it.
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>>562014018
You're a real one. I appreciate it.
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What are the most fun/useful ancient legacies in Dynasties?
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>>562015228
>Akhenaten
>Muwatalli
>Atreus
>Hammurabi
Akhenaten is overall the best imo
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>>562015704
I dunno man, polytheistic religions are always more fun and interesting to study than monotheistic ones. Having one single god always kind of limits the scope of your mythos.

Also, I really need to try Hammurabi, I've read you can do some insane shit with it.
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>>562015940
it's pretty great
Hammurabi lets you spend your entire campaign stacking bonuses on bonuses, it starts off slow but snowballs pretty hard the more kudurru you dump on it
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reminder that naked men have won battles
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>>562016775
And yet, you're still here doing nothing while clothed.
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>>562018157
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
I CAN BE NAKED ANYTIME I WANT
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>>562005157
it's majorkill's turn
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>>562019023
I'm ok with this
I too like to drink beer, look at women, and paint minis while having dude bro level conversations about how eldar are JOBBERS lmao
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>>562010529
No! Tell me who am I going to listen before deciding what to think! Thinking on my own is hard! I need a content creator to tell me what to think!
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>>562019023
He doesn't play 40k videogames, he's just a 3D printer and supplement grifter

At least Valrak plays WH3, Rogue Trader and Space Marine 2
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I started playing archaon for the first time. Everything is going well but I can't seem to war vassalize the demon prince Daniel. There's no subjugate option on his last settlement. Is this a bug or is he special?
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>>561889724
Man, this got the secondaries seething.
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>Playing Tausret.
>Seti, my husband, is the current pharaoh.
>Civil war starts.
>Unironically every single fucking faction in Lower Egypt and even some in Upper Egypt declare war on him.
>Even some other southern factions, seeing as I just entered war with like 6-7 factions at once, decide to declare war on me directly.

Yeah, no, it was nice knowing you husband, but I want a divorce.
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>>562025303
just take the crown for yourself then diploannex him
Seti is retarded, you're gonna have to wear the pants in the marriage
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>>562025645
This is really the first campaign I'm doing on Pharaoh so I'm not experienced enough with the systems to know how to run the court.

Also, I can't fucking believe this game got the lambasting and antiPharaoh youtuber campaign it did, this game is actually an amazing Total War. I've held off from getting into it for a long time because I'm not that big on bronze age history, but I'm still impressed.
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Ok I just started Arbaal. I would do a thematic army. Mostly humans and at least 3 packs of Flesh hounds
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>>562026428
>3 packs of Chaos Hounds
Better include Karanak in that army too then. Hes made to work with mortal units, although considering he is Khorne, he will have 0 problem fielding anything else, youll probably want a few Skullcrushers backing them up and Strykaar coming in with either Chosen or Wrathmongers. Ranged protection? Not necessary, with a rush favored army with 3 Hounds, Karanak, Arbaal and like 3 Skullcrushers, your Wrathmongers will easily be able to clean up what the others already destroy
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>>562005157
I hadn't really though of it until now but the big histoid content creators that were around from before warhammer are all dead now. Heir of Carthage, Prince of Macedon, Legend of Receding Hair.
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>>562005157
Legend named his successor before he left and its Lionheartx10. Not only does he do long ass campaigns in Total War (both unmodded and modded) he plays other games for fun, definitely our guy.
https://youtube.com/@lionheartx10
https://x.com/lionheartx10
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>>562026897
This is a good plan. Also I want to add one big monster maybe a Bloodthrister
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This general is so dead, it doesn't even get moderated
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I dont understand why Matchlock Samurai have less range and why Matchlock Monks have more in Shogun 2, shouldnt the monks be worse at ranged also why are they availablr only to the powercreep faction, the Ikko Ikki?
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Heres how we fix Markus' campaign so its fun
>first gifted unit given to him is either a Steam Tank or a Landship
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Idea for legendary hero pack
>Dark elfs: Tullaris
>Vcost: Scratch half dead
>Britonia: The Robin hood ripoff
>Tomb Kangs: Nekaph
>Nurgle: Valnir the reaper
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>>562029406
Its so pathetic thhat the campaign mechanics for all the DE lords are shit.
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>>562023493
>He doesn't play 40k videogames
ENTER https://youtu.be/tnFUnb_CwBY
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>>562033019
Legend used to be so happy.
Also lol at the background picture
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>Karl Franz
>Beginner friendly campaign
says fucking who?
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>>562029249
Shogun 2 monks are warrior monks, they're low armor extra elite units.
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>>562015228
i enable free legacy pick just so i can use the merchant caravan one as everyone because its the most fun by far
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>>562006843
for me, its the bitch with giant viet tits
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>>562035449
me
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>>562037173
I still wonder why of all the art she got the fattest knockers. Surely the chinaman artist had a different favorite
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>>562038278
>why she got the fattest knockers

Its historically accurate, unironically

>"Although Chinese records did not mention Lady Trieu, she was described by Le Tac, a 13th-century Vietnamese scholar exiled in Yuan China in his Annan zhilue as a woman who had a yard-long breast and fought on an elephant in battle."
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>>562038537
I googled out of curiosity after I wondered and got that same result. I'm glad the historian got the important details down
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The girl that buckbroke Creative Assembly
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>>562039730
more like it broke one specific sensitive community "manager" bitch
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Want to play a total war
>Chinkslop is amazing and duels are fun to witness mid combat, but unit diversity is shit
>Rifles and canons are my favorite but Empire & NapoopaN's UI and hotkeys are so outdated playing it hurts.
>Medieval & Rome is PEAK diplomacy and faction fuckery, but I am an handless ape when it comes to melee fighting, skirmishers, and cycle charging
>Warhammer is alright, but giant units and spellcasters are annoying to deal with outside of early game. Fantasy is kinda gay too.
>And I really, REALLY don't wanna start up yet another FotS campaign.
Help me pick a game to play...I wish I could take the best parts of each game and make a new better game that doesn't minimize the game when alt-tabbing...
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>>562039841
Yeah but since she was a wholesome quirk LGBT chungus and well liked by reddit CM, creative assembly was forced to chimp out

pretty fun era of TW history
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>>562005157
Impossible, he has a beautiful wife (unlike Legend's Asian sex worker bought on the internet) and that will create way too much seethe and jealousy.
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>>562039868
>Medieval & Rome is PEAK diplomacy
I disagree, Chinkslop is the actual peak of diplomacy, but these come second

Anyways I recommend Ultimate Expanded Field Command for Shogun 2, you get a peak total war game with more shit to play, more shit to kill, and more unit diversity

Alternatively its time for another Karl Franz campaign
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>>562040193
Main thing I like about Medieval diplomacy is the shenanigans with the Vatican. With Rome/Rome 2, its the internal politics that determine your available generals and their loyalty.
Though you're right. Taking political wards/prisoners in Shogun 2 is fun to play around with.
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>>561889724
The fantasyfag genocide will be the most kino thing in total war history
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>>561893971
This. Drives me crazy when people claim fucking Shogun 2 is the best total war ever.
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>>561891007
>"we will never do end times"
never happened
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>>562045298
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>>562039868
>Chinkslop is amazing
>fantasy is kinda gay
You have absolutely abysmal taste, anon
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>>562045830
Lu Bu mogs Tyrion any day of the week.
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>>562046270
TRVKE
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Which of them has the more rapeable daughter though?
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Cathay wishes it could be this cool
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itd be better for your general to fall on his sword than live another day
he is running away
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so I kind of stopped paying attention due to the IRL war.
did we get any news in March?
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>>562057295
go back to /pig/
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>>562057348
did we get news, or no
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>>562057502
No.
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>>562045560
They are "Lord from the End Time".
It is not an End Time DLC.
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>>561986457
>nippa
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>>562045560
That doesn't say that they will never do End Times
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>>562057295
Unironically: "Here is your Hotfix, do not expect any more patch before 8.0 in a long time, Bhashiva news not before mid April."
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>Lord of End Times
>It's just Nagash and more recycled content from Lords of Shangyang
How would you react?
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do NOT pursue
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>>562058880
I still remember release Lu Bu getting absolutely dumpstered by generic Sentinels in duels because they were unkillable tanks.
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>>562058009
is he still copying the latest memes? Borderline ai beheavior
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>>562062008
all of his memes & comics are not funny desu
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Can he save 40k like he saved warhammer 3?
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>Kill level 12 Vlad
>2 turns later he's back with a full army and level 18
Okay...
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>>562058494
they could just outsource the DLC development to a bunch of modders and we probably have more content than last year.
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zerkovich will fix everything
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>>562064692
>>562066014
who?
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>>562065373
lore accurate
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>>562029720
What kinds of mechanics do you want for each DE lord?
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>>562066973
Built in sex minigame
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>>562067028
this, but the squire gets to watch beastbvll breed the elves
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>>562067110
almost

squire gets to buckbreak the beastbvll while the elves watch
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>>562066014
His videos are comfy.
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Ahem..
..Cathay!
Thanks.
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>>562067028
>Built in sex minigame
For Rakarth's faction?
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>>561933987
How many voicelines & models are gonna get reused for 40K Greenskins?
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>>562068734
mate they'll probably also reuse the attila voicelines and music
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>>562069489
>*click on Tallarn Desert Raiders
>MERCENARY DESERT RAIDERS
small family company, alright
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Horse POV
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>>562070135
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>*click on Tallarn Desert Raiders
>BANSHEES! LIKE A HOWLING WIND!
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imagine if grace was still at CA
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>>562035449
karl franz at one point alternated between the easiest start possible and the most ball busting start every patch
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>>562074387
But those most of the time are just arts. In battle they use a generic model that's plain or even ugly looking. Only some of the unqiue companion mods have custom models.
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>>562074673
Yeah thats why these mods are ultimately slop

I appreciate the giant tiddy struggle but if its only on the strategic layer is pretty lame

mods like that wont exist until cheap(or even free) decent quality AI 3d models exist
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>>562074387
ew..
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>>562070350
you on the right, me on the left
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>>562076040
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>>562076185
I bet you have a really punchable twink tummy
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>>562075984
>goes for that child even as Aqua is right there throwing herself at him
Kazuma is such a nonce
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>>562076382
for me, its darkness
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>>562076351
Wouldn't u like to know.. but the mods forbid me from posting myself on vg. I got banned for that too many times already.
>>562076382
I'd take megumin over YinYin any day too. I mean she stupid af.
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>>562076451
stupid women are hot though
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>>562076749
I agree...
but YinYin is not just stupid.. that's brain damage on a new level.
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Miao and Yin-Yin fighting over Karl's cock
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Patriarch and an Ice Maiden fighting over the fate of Kislev.
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fart of Kislev
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>>562070135
LONGMA Qwaaaan
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is the empress of cathay really from the moon?
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>>562080058
She's an alien shapeshifter but not from the moon. Probably other solar system.
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>>562080058
yeah, this is warhammer lore by the way:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imspRb_gf5Y
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>>562080058
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>>562082197
what a gay retcon, the reason why there are few dragons was because there was a race war, all the great ordering did was heat up the planet
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Dick move, bro.
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>>562086863
Don't take that from him.
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how will weapon ranges work in 40K? Will it have a fog of war like dawn of war or will units just start blasting the moment enemies get into visual range?
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>>562090119
It'll work the exact same way it does in every Total War game. This isn't WARNO, you aren't getting artillery with 30km range.
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>>562090119
units won't blast, your guardsmen will shuffle back and forth for 30 seconds waiting for the last guy to get in formation and will refuse to fire because there is a slight bump in the terrain in the way
the typical total war gunpowder unit gameplay
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>>562086863
>Brother cutting ties with a schizo warmonger
Yep Teclis is 100% in the right here.
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>>562091403
Well, too bad.
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>>562075984
pedo
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I wonder if we'll see primarchs in 40k.
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>>562093364
>I wonder if we'll see the main characters in 40k in tw 40k
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>>562093364
WAIT WE FINALLY GOT A PIC OF PERTURABO?????????
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>>562093364
oh shit did they finally reveal perturabo
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>>562093364
if the primarchs are the LLs for the space marines who are the LLs for the guard, eldar and orks?
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>>562093364
Why would you EVER kill your sisterwife?
Is he retarded?
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>>562095927
she said no, reminder the only time he said no was against Horus at the end
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>>562095927
How would he fit?
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>>562093364
Imperium sisters...I think it's over...
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>>562093364
>A good siege doesn’t have to be confined to one planet, and slowly expanding the front line towards the heart of the Imperium is the goal, no matter how long it might take. An expanding ring of horrifically brutalist fortifications designed by Perturabo himself forges ahead – entire worlds turned into keeps, their resources plundered to the last stone so the Iron Warriors can raise walls that cross entire systems.

The Imperium better get ahold of some necron doomsday device fast or they're cooked
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>>562093364
100% maybe not on launch, but Primarchslop sells
You have a Primarch in DoW IV lol
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>>562099136
Dawn of War IV is pandering to me specifically so hard I'm surprised they have sent a Taldeer cosplayer over to my house to suck my dick.
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>>562099246
Haven't
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IT'S UP!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xtzcmZPR_w
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Sorry, there is only one Total War content creator that I am willing to support.
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>>562100047
monstarabound
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>>561844826
>Tallarn x BielTan
Who are the preferred guard regiments for each of the other Craftworlds to get their guardtwinks from?
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>>562090119
>Imperial Guardsmen
>Range: 160
>Kasrkin
>Range: 180
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>>562022254
I have a recommendation for you: don't think on your own if you don't want you, but also don't listen to anyone else (after you listen to this recommendation).
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>>562074387
She would have lost it at the Miao corruption mod
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>>562099979
>Colonel Damneders
Isn't he a troon?
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>>562099979
Most of these are just basic mechanics.
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>>562080058
why is cathay art so fucking bad?
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>>562082838
Is there a list of retcons that warhammer has had at this point with cathay?
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>>562100047
We should always have our favourite creator's back.
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>>562101193
Ulthwe - Cadians
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>>562106318
If they were, how would that be relevant
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40k won't be very good...
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>>562106318
Wha- I watched this guy a few years back, looked normal. Now he trooned. Why, he was a decent looking dude, kinda cute. Now just a mannish "woman"
You take an eye off someone and they do a 180 lol
Comparison
https://youtu.be/pIXfx8DVK0A?si=FZM1-VW3dpYj421C
https://youtu.be/n3Lg-UdX5SU?si=AE2R0BPKt5oE0QJY
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Must feed
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Must sneed
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>>562074387
>literally two left hands
LMAO, slop.
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>>562107262
I refuse to watch anything made by someone corrupted by Slaanesh.
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Whoo boy.
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>>562111485
have sex
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>>562101193
>guardtwinks
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Total War 40K..............................
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>>562111672
Which cheats are you using
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>>562114165
just got a little more based
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>>562093364
I hope I can trap them in a Tesseract Labyrinth
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>>562114991
You'll have to be a bit more specific.
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Will End Times even come out this year or will they delay again
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There are many coomer mods, but which faction is the best for a coomer playthrough?
>Any elf faction
>Slaanesh rape train
>Beastman rape train
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>>562115961
Depends on your fetish.
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>losing my hair
faction for this feel?
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>>562115696
>Mice's greatest soldier
Which one renames Tyrion's faction to Phoenix Kingdom? And which one adds the new units/unitcards for the units after the white lions?
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>>562116686
>Which one renames Tyrion's faction to Phoenix Kingdom?
Lore Names.

>And which one adds the new units/unitcards for the units after the white lions?
Asur Cosmetics.
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>>562116617
the Genestealer Cults
because we 40k now
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I thought AOS would be more popular at least among the 4chan crowd, since you have fem space marine very tall muscle mommies that can romance normal human men and the elves also can shag with humans in this one.
It has more waifuism potential.
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why would she say that?
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>>562059114
I still remember Yuan Shao confederating all of the map
I still remember all of the cast dying and the generics ruling the earth
I still remember korea being on the map
I still remember looking north
I still remember flags, non shit passes, pre-battle deployables, formations, court management, and family trees
I still remember the worst tech tree in total war
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>>562116617
Dwarves or Ogres depending on your height
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>>562116617
Legend...
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>>562116617
Julii.
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>>562120219
release yuan shao was a fucking legend
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>>562121086
Scipii hands typed this post
quit projecting Africanus you bald ass nigga
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>>562116617
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CA will never incorporate the End Times into Total War: Warhammer
Medieval 3 is unlikely to ever be released
There is no Total War: Warhammer 40,000
Mung and Bhashiva were just the ravings of a mad man
A Bretonnia rework was never on the cards

Do not fall for Anon's April Fools jokes
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>>562124687
and furthermore, there will never be a total war game in china
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I enjoy siege battles in Warhammer 3
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>>562125926
No you don't
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>>562125926
They can be pretty fun wit the right army, but the enemy is too uncoordinated for it to feel rewarding.
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>>562126294
no, I really really do
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Why are they making MIDeval 3? Who wants another history game after the last 8 were shit?
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>>562119257
waifufaggotry can't save it, since the lore is boring slop and a downgrade from both fantasy and 40K
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>>562119257
>fem space marine
>waifuism
Oh yeah, it allegedly has a pussy so its gonna be all the rage with chuds! Normalfaggots are a plague.
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>>562130546
A ton of people on /tg/ fantasize about femstodes musclemommies, r63 primarchs and marines lol
Don't see why this isn't popular with le musclemommy fags
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>>562101193
>Craftworlds
why is Eldar subfaction design so boring and lazy?
Space Marines, Chaos and Imperial Guard all have visually distinct subfactions you can tell apart at a glance: you have the boring vanilla(Ultramarines, Black Legion, Cadians) the autistic incel subfaction(Black Templars, Iron Warriors, Krieg) the moronic retards who somehow keep getting away with it(Space Wolves, Thousand Sons, Catachan) and a hundred other glup shittos who try to look distinct

meanwhile Eldar Craftworlds all look the exact same but with a different colour scheme, it just seems so lazy by comparison like the Eldar were an afterthought when GW were developing the setting
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>>562131007
>Eldar subfaction design
Technically that should be Corsairs, Harlequins and most likely in the future Exodites
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>>562116617
Cult of Sigmar.
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>>562110485
>needed to check the hands to tell if it was slop
Get your eyes checked retard
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>>562131007
i just want alpha legion so i can finally live my false flag general chaos dreams that i couldn't with changeling
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Current patch AI is pretty fun to play against.. Only Vlad did the blob around a settlement shit once but other than that every faction is actively playing the game, AI armies try to fight your armies instead of going after your t1 settlements and its recruiting decent armies.
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>>562113279
I won't fall for your Slaaneshi tricks, begone demon.
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>>562131007
GW only cares about the Imperium in 40K. Even Chaos is just chaos variants of Imperium troops.
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>>562137224
what the fuck were they thinking
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>>562137224
Grace approved witch elves
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>>562137224
>bloody pile of dead bodies? cool!
>attractive women in bikini armor? not so fast buster!
I don't follow the tableslop shit but this reeks of tranny game dev so I will assume it's from age of shitmar
am I right?
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>>562139771
I think thy're fine. They are not replacements for witch elves, just a new unit for DOK
>As the fighting elite of the Khainite war cults, Blood Hags occupy an enviable position alongside the mobile shrines and sacrificial altars that the Daughters of Khaine carry into battle. They scythe down massed enemy forces like wheat with their two-pronged valthrai polearms, and have perfected their aim with hurled ki’raich blades such that they can wipe out an entire front rank before they even make it into bloody close combat.
>>562140260
yes
Bikini elves remain (most of the army is bikini elves and medusa women) these are just a new elite unit
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>The temptation to just skip on over and sack Carthage
I promised myself I would go over the Alps perhaps
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At least with Lord of the End Times theyre finally giving The Empire T4 infantry, they really needed that because rn theyre kind of underpowered
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>>562142785
LOL!
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>Three Kingdoms has a hard mod limit

wow I forgot how archaic the Warhammer 2 period was
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>Trying to do Grom's VCO and take over the donut province
>Assholes keep raiding the island and taking over my shit and my military alliance gifted settlements
Aiiiiieee
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>>562142785
you know you want to...
delenda est...
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>>562143042
What even is the recommended path for modding now? Havent installed the game in a bit but I had
>MTU
>Puzzle
>The Gathering
>WDG2
idk what else to add but the 190 expanded mod looks interesting.
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>>562144478
Im a TROM+TUP fag personally, pretty much the ultimate overhaul desu

Expanded 190 is better if you wanna play northern raiders or want a more vanilla-like experience, also the early game is way harder
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So when are they revealing skaven for 40k?
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>>562150691
They'll reveal that the Golden Throne was an ancient ratto device.
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>>562150691
never
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>>562140260
I don't like that there could be an implication you're making that the bloody pile is bad.
I am a pile AND boob respecter.
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>>562064692
How exactly did he save Warhammer 3? By casting tournaments with only the most basic level of knowledge about the game where he repeats the same three jokes constantly?
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Eldar male x human female
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>>562137224
It’s so cool that they have Radious working on Age of Sigmar
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How do I fight this fucking Daemon's Tongue dreadquake mortar? It fucks up my entire army all on its own. Playing as Cathay, it's turn 25, Zhatan is sieging the great bastion so I'm attacking with my garrison and my army led by a Shugengan Lord, level 6 and that fucking daemon's tongue!

How can one fucking unit kill my entire army!?!?! What the fuck am I supposed to do about it? Once he destroys my Turtle Gate Zhatan will wipe out every city I own. It's turn 25! I have peasants for god's sake! What the fuck!
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>>562158181
just send your single entity nigga
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>>562137224
I don’t get how Aos art can be worse fb art. Here are witch elves getting fucked by chaos in 7th edition, Aos could never compare to it.
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>>562161556
But this is AoS art
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>>562161556
>not noticing Archaon and his steed
lmao
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>>562161556
Anon...
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>>562136484
more like marines favoritism, even we lack something like traitor guards and not even a hint about chaos admiral.
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>>562161556
>black legion but fantasy
Bravo gw
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>>562163712
That's been the Undivided colour scheme for a long time
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>>562163712
but the bulky design of chaos warriors is the inspiration of space marines...
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>>562131007
Wrong.
You have the speed freaks, the militarists, the necromancers, the magicians etc etc ...
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>>562166067
But the big 4 craftworlds are not as visually distinct as the first founding chapters.
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The endgame scenario in 40k is gonna be a new Black Crusade headed by Abaddon the Despoiler but its gonna be lore accurate so itll basically be as easy to deal with as the WH2 Chaos Invasion since Abaddon the Harmless has had 13 failed Black Crusades
>inb4 rebuttal
None of them ended with the death of the Imperium, pivoting off the main goal to be like "erm, actually" shows hes a failure
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>>562168226
I don't buy it. If you look at the scale of the map in the sole screenshot showing planetary management or whatever it looks like it's a planet by planet case and not whole star systems and not something you zoom out and suddenly see an entire galaxy of, to say nothing of if that could even run on consoles and indeed most PC's. I think the scale of the game will be some sector of the galaxy despite the "galactic sandbox" promise and I'm almost positive it's going to be a trilogy patched together over time as well to give CA time to finagle their tech to work. Somewhere down the line I can see the game scale involving a Black Crusade, but I don't see it being Black Crusade scale by default. Maybe like a splitoff of it. I also think GW would want a nee Black Crusade to be some big marketing event reveal rather than a hypothetical in a game, but BFG2 also had you outright kill Horus in a cutscene. So who knows, I'm thinking about what makes sense when there's bound to be some real fucking weird decisions made by the company that thought HYENAS was gonna be trendsetter
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>>562161556
You forgot to put the Sovl colour filter on it to compleat the bait
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news?
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>>562106949
>>That picture
LIIVI's not a Cadian though, just saying.
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>>562168226
Game is set after the last black crusade won. That's the meta plot for the last 3 editions.
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>>562172141
not before mid April.
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>>562175628
Grim, even those slav at Owlcat can do a better job keeping their audiences engaged in the until the actual announcement.
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>>562172141
see >>562170647
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>>562116617
LOOK AT ME AND DESPAIR
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>>562177949
Strigoi LL never EVER
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>>562177949
Do they have barbed penis ? (asking for Miao Ying).
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>>562175628
>not before mid April.

Good. Leave us more time to waddle.
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https://youtu.be/zp7vAb8RgeQ?si=RLKBanNHFGQ2rQb2
Lmao they are grimderping AoS. Hell I would have prefered if GW could do something new that isn't grimderp as much as I was not interested in AoS. Just make it a classic fantasy slightly darker like WHFB. Turning Sigmar lands into Imperium 2.0. is lazy slop
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>>562179604
sorry mate, strigoi are human supremacists, dragons only exist to be food
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>>562184304
Never ever....
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>>562184471
what
you know that all vampires are humans and blood dragons literally exist because one of them ate a dragon
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>>562184708
Yes
I was saying he's never getting in the game
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>>562184886
so what does a blood dragon have to do with a strigoi
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>>561815876
40k news... Please...
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>>562184997
you said dragons only exist to be food...
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>>562186105
and blood dragons are not dragons, theyre vampires
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>Managed to save Gelt from Dechala
>But didnt want to give up the Elemental magic temple
>So i put a Morr garden and teleported Elspeth there
>Cathay is completely rekt, Lokhir and Snickt stopped fighting each other and both declared war on me
>I'm doing a reverse Vietcong and trying to hold the mountains against endless stacks of rats and druchii while trying to push towards Dechala
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>>562186472
and Abhorash fed on the heart of a dragon
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>>562187305
and hes not the only one, the other one is a necrarch
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>>562187487
sounds like a NERD
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tw40k will be worse than gladius
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>>562115252
Why is that guy so tall?
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>>562190147
DoW IV will eat up all of TW40ks market share so it won't get any DLC.
>The April Fools Captcha has adapted.
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>dwarfs can get a whopping total of 11% increased army replenishment
what the actual fuck?
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Warhammer: 40,000 is soon
Medieval 3 is after
What comes next for Total War?
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>>562115252
I like how the Iron Hands were clearly set up to be the Iron Warriors rivals but they were just so fucking lame that the IW went and got a better rival.
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I tried to play Sayl and he has 60 different mechanics wtf
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How do you guys build azazel?
I feel like he wants to be several things at once.
I feel like pure yellow melee/magic and ignore red/blue is the move.
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>>562190749
Total War: 1939
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>>562190993
https://totalwarhammerplanner.com/planner/vanilla3/chs_chaos/wh3_dlc20_skill_node_set_sla_azazel/sONJLI2DsOJxBFtSsJIIKK2FsKxCDtSxIDxBItUsJ2QsILxpDxBD2F2m2Fx1E2D2C

like this. You dont need magic on him. Get heroes for magic. But cheap whip + armywide +12 ma passive is great earlygame.
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>>562190981
Comfy campaign if you don't try to minmax it.
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>>562191672
>8 points in first section red instead of ideal 6 or full committed 9
>scarred vet over wound maker
>upgrade lash and passive and nothing else
>get to deadly onslaught but skip it
>skip voice of the dark gods
You got me tweaking
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>>562190702
It's not going from 100% to 111%
It's more like baseline is 5% and then you add 11% onto that
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>>562143247
It feels bad to instantly hamstring Carthage. Taking the scenic route makes it feel much more like a boss fight.
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>>562192213
>>8 points in first section red instead of ideal 6 or full committed 9
+2 ma and +6 armour does nothing to infantry. But other 6 points buffs your lategame units.
>scarred vet over wound maker
weapon damage is a meme unless you manage to get past 1k damage treshold. Azazel cant unless you get lucky and get the blade of slaanesh.
>upgrade lash and passive and nothing else
Slanny magic is not needed against AI. And like i said, get a hero.
>get to deadly onslaught but skip it
See above(weapon damage)
>skip voice of the dark gods
"Leadershit aura size +40%"
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Test 1:
Unit A inflicts 100 armour-piercing damage
Unit B has 80% ward save
Unit B will take 20 damage

Test 2:
Unit A inflicts 100 armour-piercing damage
Unit C has 90% ward save
Unit C will take 10 damage

A change of 10% ward save reduced the effective damage taken by 50%
Isn't mathematics incredible?
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>>562193148
Armour testing is more interesting than w*rd testing
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This april fools feels pretty low effort and uninteresting
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Did you know that it is possible for Thorek Ironbrow to accumulate over 200 armour?
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>>562193619
It's not so bad
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>>562193619
Yeah, it would've been better if they closed every board instead
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>>562193650
>*sharts*
The what?
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>>562193734
If you know, you know
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WOCbros... not like this...
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>>562197579
>nurgle low
Lemme guess, these faggots play capture the flag nonsense.. cause nothing beats nurgle. They are the best faction by a trillion.
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>>562197579
>mp
Who cares
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How is Bretonnia these days?
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the mp scene for total war is bizarre

maybe less than 1% of players participate but they yell as loudly as if it was 110%
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>>562198701
Didn't they unironically claim that the mp scene was like 30% of the playerbase because that's how many people had the achievement for playing one mp battle that you got for playing mp campaigns?
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>>562198701
that's true for most strategy games, campaign modes in rts games and long singleplayer sessions in 4x games are always the big draw
only difference is that our mp community is extremely unhinged and autistic, nobody takes them seriously as a competition and if anyone tried to impose rules like this in say starcraft 2 or age of empires 2 they'd be laughed out the room for being morons who don't know how to play
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>>562198701
How exactly do they yell loudly? It's just that no one wants to watch someone beat on braindead AI
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>>562199808
>judgements of administrators and moderators are FINAL in the interpretation of the rules
>noooo why isn't anyone letting me moderate their games!
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>>562198701
>MP scene is a tiny irrelevant fraction of the playerbase
>devs balance the game around MP exclusively
>cool and unique units get gutted before even hitting the game because THINK OF THE POOR MPfags
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>>562200571
What else are you going to balance it around? MP is an obvious balance testbed for any game
There's plenty of shit that's busted in campaign but because of gold cost or micro MPfags never use them, like outrider grenade launchers
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>>562198701
It's not even 1%, I'm not exaggerating when I say there are less than 100 people globally who play competitive Total War multiplayer.
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The only time total war mp was cool was avatar conquest for shogun 2
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>>562200727
>What else are you going to balance it around?
Single player? The part that people actually play the game for? Instead of some retarded MP autism where using shock cavalry to cycle charge is illegal?
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>>562200902
How are you going to use single player to balance? Just vibes?
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Balance?
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>>562200571
You do realize that there are diferent cost for units in SP and MP?
There is also no such thing as SP balance that's a retarded concept
>>562200727
Outrider grenade launchers are a staple in dom, they almost always run 1/2 of them in the reserves
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>>562201801
If balance doesn't matter what is "gutted" then?
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Love it when the three existing MPfags come here to try to convince us MP is actually super popular
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>>562202510
I've never touched it, it's just the obvious way to balance a game
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>>562202409
When units become almost useless thanks to muh MPbalance, like depth guards in TW2
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>>562202651
They were always shit
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>>562175628
>>562181562
CORN DOG
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>>562202908
Yeah, because they were nerfed before even releasing due to MPbalance bullshit
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Thank you MP fags for keeping this game alive for us single player scrubs
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>>561933168
The Tiger DLC will save the general
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MPfags be like
>OH MY SIGMAR!!! My latest DLC units just CRUSHED those units from 5 DLCs ago! That's another score on the leaderboard!!!
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>>562203669
Vampire counts, wood elves and bretonnia rosters are older than half the posters in this general and are perfectly viable/often top tier factions in mp
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>>562194401
That was last year, and that got rather tiresome. The stock exchange was the best one
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>>562203669
TRVKE
>>
Who's the Lu Bu of Warhammer
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>>562199808
>You are not allowed to use terrain if it connects to map edges
>Even if your SEM is charging unit you arent allowed to cycle charge in 1v1 despite charge knockdown immunity being removed
>Using ranged as ranged SEM or abilities on ability-focused units such as Gyrobombers isnt allowed
So what ARE you allowed to do besides statchecking by charging eachother blindly lmao?
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MPfags, dont look...
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>>562206682
Gameplay-wise, I'd say Tyrion: huge melee stats, horse mount only
Lore-matchup is tougher. Perhaps Arbaal? Both have the huge meme of being "undefeatable" one-man armies that pretty much get killed the moment they lose even once
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Does the killing off minor factions option in that Old World Campaign mod cause any issues or whatever?
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Wait I could just set this guy off any day by mentioning MP couldn't I?
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>>562200571
I wonder if we'll finally get separate singleplayer and multiplayer unit balance in Total War 40k and the updated engine. Dawn of War IV recently announced they were doing it, take a hint CA.
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>NOOOO, NOT THE WALL ROCKS YOU BLUNT FOOL, AAAAAAIIIIEEEEEE
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>>562212535
Man, what is it with him and rocks?
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>>562212535
This is illegal in competitive mp btw
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>>561844781
yes
>>561844826
who keeps making these
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>>562212778
do they even do siege battles in """competetive""" MP? given that they hate forests and cavalry and maneuvering they should play all matches on a tiny square of a perfectly flat plain that can just barely fit two armies
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https://www.twitch.tv/stimpak_vt
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>>562212778
i knew they were gay, but holy shit lmao
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>>562206736
>trees
AIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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In pvp they flay you alive if you put a unit in a forest and crush your balls with hammers if you bring a shooting lord
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>>562213108
>they hate forests and cavalry and maneuvering
Why? Is it autism?
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I can't think of any other game where people seethe at multiplayer
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laughing at the mentally handicapped isn't "seething" though
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>>562214574
They're just memeing on the autism of WH and WH2 land battle rules, moat players are on domination nowadays and that mode doesn't need rules because you're forced to contest the map in order to win
LB is just an awful mode since there is no incentive to actually do anything other than corner camping
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Its fine if you don't play multiplayer. Not everyone is cut out for it. Some people prefer low stress low skill floor fights with dumb AI, and that's okay.
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napoleon had the best multiplayer battles of any total war game
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>>562215303
Well, I imagine, he would have been pretty good at Total War, considering his real-world successes. Don't see how that's relevant here tho.
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>>562215579
he's talking about Napoleon: Total War...
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>>562215838
Yes I can tell he's talking about Napoleon and Total War. I can read.
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>>562212535
Jobberkor! Jobberkor!
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>>562212851
>who keeps making these
We don't have a name for that drawchad
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>>562215245
sh-shut up
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>>562218158
Is there a gallery of his art?
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mpfags are getting uppity again. Someone post the webm.
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IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CalYtqtvygU
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>>562221208
Not Legend, Not Watching
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>>562220885
>Someone post the webm
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>>562214952
Hoi4. If you think the rules of TW mp are complicated, then you haven't seen the rules Hoi4 mp servers have.
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>>562220152
Not that i know of
But now that you mentioned it, it would be nice if we had all the drawfags create MEGA drives or something for their art/memses to dump it there and have a link in OP like some generals do for mods and OC made by general members.
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>>562220152
>>562221803
I have all his art saved, but I won't share it because I'm a fag
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>>562220885
sadly I only have a png
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>>562221527
>If a player picks france then they have to intentionally lose and get capitualted so that ww2 actually happens
Hilarious stuff
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>>562222756
It takes monumentally bad Germany and Italy players for them not to be able to take France even when led by a player. The real handicap is on the other allies' players who are very limited in how much they can help france especially Britain.
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>>562220885
woah...
so this is the superior intellect of the mpfag...
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only the strong may be positioned at the corner of the defensive square. it is a great honour!
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>>562223452
noob box...
my beloved...
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>>562223552
can't do that in warhammer total war, not when there's wind spells and such
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>>562223452
literally me
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Encampment stance and holding the line with heavy spearmen whilst the towers obliterate everything.
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>>562202971
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birbs are well-fed after battles
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So how much time is 1 WH turn?
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>>562223943
instead its the excitement of 18 darkshards, a dreadlord, and a sorceress
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>>562223309
Meanwhile, SPcels
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>>562225076
Valkia husband ...
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>>562226249
That was obviously someone seething at the beastposting that used to happen enough to falseflag
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>>562226326
Karanak and Khorne can watch as Valkia gets saved
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oh no the romans forgot to bring their spears to the battle!
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>>562226416
Looking at plebbit and some youtubers, there are people who are legit garbage at the game.
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>>562226589
Yeah definitely but they wouldn't post their failures, or try to make the post so memey
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>>562226416
The battle close enough that it shows that the op actually tried
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>>562226416
I mean if he is a shitter, that's a siege battle that gave bad AR result and if he left his units standing to much to get shot by towers or funneled everything into gate where infantry held them while sharts just shreded I can see it happening
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>>561829198
HOLLLLLY STRATEGY GODDDDD
Look how tactical this paragraph is!!!
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>>561834652
How's the AI handle it? Doesn't it just make it even easier to freely shoot a melee army than normal?
God we really need sally out AI
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They changed the 'cord icon
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>>562230159
Do you know what this means?
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>>562230435
no
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We have gone a suspicious amount of time without any leaks...
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>>562231191
Maybe if you guys hadn't ridiculed Legend for claiming to make CA pivot (true) he'd still be here to give us leaks. No other creator wants to get the ire of CA by leaking sensitive information.
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>>562230435
Community manager justifying paychecks from CA.
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wtf is with ogres? do they have some busted autoresolve value? they singlehandedly fucked up the rats, orks, skeletons, vampires, chaos dwarfs, khorne and whatever else was out there
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>>562230159
new soon TM
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what are the realistic estimates on:
1) whf news
2) 40k news
3) m3 news
4) grace onlyfans reveal
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>>562234540
>1) whf news
3 months.
>2) 40k news
Next year.
>3) m3 news
You already got some, don't be greedy.
>4) grace onlyfans reveal
Never.
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>>562234540
They're doing a what the teams are working on thing at the end of the month which should cover everything.
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>>562159609
>single entity
>cathay
>turn 25
Fuck you
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>>562234540
>1) whf news
Assuming they want to release ET this year, probably bigger news reveal will drop this month
>2) 40k news
They said spring so probably this month or next
>3) m3 news
They'll drip feed us another dev progress blog/video in 3-4 months
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the skaven are about to launch their doomrocket
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>>562231382
TL;DR
Has he pivoted?
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>>562240608
>TL;DR
He won
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>Bonking enemy lords and heroes on the head with giants
This will never cease to be fun.
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>>562231382
He got fed false information based on very early WIP concepts and made a fool of himself.
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>vassalize enemy that's at war with my ally
>instead of forcing peace between him and my ally it makes me auto-declare war on my ally instead
BRAVO CA
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Never heard of this until now but it'd be cool if we get this in a DLC:
https://whfb.lexicanum.com/wiki/Rat_Tank
>The Rat Tank was a Skaven war machine created by Warlock Klawmunkast armed with Warpstone weapons.
>The tank can only generate enough power to unleash one of its weapons at a time.
>Grand Jezzail: It fires Warpstone missiles.
>Warpfire Cannon: Projects gouts of warpfire.
>Warp-lightning Projector: Fires bolts of purple warp-lightning.
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>>562243754
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>>562242696
No (forcing) peace, just (forcing) war!
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>>562243754
Ratto tank

Manlet tank

Kislev tank (cheaper and flies up in the air when it explodes)

Cathay Overlord tank

Ork Looted Steam tank
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So he's coming back, right?
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>>562247829
who?
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Post your favourite army roster.
>Norsca
>Kislev
>Chaos Dwarfs
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>>562247829
Of course, I got his back :)
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>>562247845
I thought that was a spade on her cheek
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>>562247845
nice
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>>562252693
>>562247845
hmmm
these pics
they look
futa
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>>562206736
NOOO I DIDN'T MAKE ANY MISTAKES
MY BLIND, GELDED SLAVE RATS SHOULD BE ABLE TO FIGHT DINOSAURS
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New thread?
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>>562256110
It's the end
This is the last/twg/
It was a good run but it's over
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>>562252467
thats called mental illness or being indian
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>>561887268
built to be raped by a short, fat dwarf
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someone should make a rat thread
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>>562247829
I hope not
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>>562263127
>>562263127
>>562263127



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