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Push and flashpoint are complete shit
Hey, it's Vendetta.
Hey, it's Kiriko
the pic Antifragile Sombra sent you
Angela Bartalotti
why do I win so many matches after buying by a skin?
I dont understand Ashe reloading sometimes she spins her rifle and sometimes she doesnt. It doesnt have anything to do with how many bullets you have, the info screen says it has an extra "0.5" reload time whats up with that?
Hey, it's Hammond
>>561835950Hey...
>>561835245I don’t even know what special reload is
They're actually genetically engineering the slop in a lab now. I got a blizzard survey, it asked me what heroes I played, then asked me what ones I bought skins for in the past. I selected close to a dozen but it just took mercy and d.va and showed 3 skins for each of them and asked me if I liked it, if i bought it, why or why not, and then to rate like 20 things for each skin. I did my part to try to convince them to do dokiwatch 2 at least when they asked about that d.va skin
My rank is plat 3
Why do people pick brigitteshe is actually worthless outside of stadium>doesnt heal>can't outfight dive >her ult is just a worse mizuki aura
Hitscan should never be metaIts always unfun
Not bad.
>>561837761But I like playing hitscan
>>561837761Hitscan should stop being good at all ranges. They should be disadvantaged in close quarters rather than just offering a maybe fair fight.
I really can’t get a solid grasp on sojourn. Like outside of pelting the tank to railgun squishies I feel so low impact. Like if my aura sphere thing is on cooldown I could get dove by a mizuki, and even I’m over 20 feet away from someone the slow ass bullets make it impossible to hit anyone who isn’t just moving in a straight line. what am I doing wrong? Is sojourn just like an attack only hero?
Bask in Illari pits.
>>561837761>>561837904tell your tank to pick a barrier retards.
Hey, it's Orisa.
Thank u Winton
Never noticed before, but if you watch Syms face she has an odd twitch where she doesn't blink both eyes at the same time. I love small details like this.
>>561837827One of my favorite Junker Queen skins. It would be a cute backstory for her as well if she was a rugby player.
>>561838030>pick barrier tank>barriers gets deleted immediately by Soldier and Emre
I wish Sym wasn't ugly
Quickplay's trash because you get matched up with Top 500 Challengers when you play at a Plat levelI'm sure I'm going to playing against a Freja that doesn't miss a single shot
>>561837761yeah because junkrat and being meta would be so much more fun for everyone
>>561839552Tell your tank to raise his barrier.
>>561840140esl
I like Bastion, why is Bastion bad?
>>561840239He's not, he's really good
>>561825451
>>561840562
Junker Ball
>>561840239He's not always a good idea because he needs support and is a very big easy to hit rectangle, but you can make him work some games.
>>561840185Forgetting a word in a statement isn't esl, retard
>>561836210i want to participate in this survey.
Post your zero's and when you started playing>picrel>2017
if you had 3 overwatch wishes what would it be?
>>561842008buff bastion buff bastionsexy female clanker bastion mythic skin
>>561840047she's not ugly tho
>>561841494check your email
>>561842008barefoot skin for sym, soj and mercy.Sexy skin for ram as a mono eye robotZaku skin for bastion
>>561842351Sojourn doesn't have feet to be exposed.
>>561842008-Write a really good fic of female character. Like first 5 chapters are so good captivates a lot of readers. Then the last 4 chapters are batshit insane, she wakes up from a coma to a fucked up reality bended world or something stupid like her pussy lips flapping like bat and centipedes crawl out cooch or nightmare fuel bullshit, - convoluted battle pass, worse than R6S-OP perks that stall the game, so bad that makes marvel rivals blush
>win stadium comp match>soldier still whining because he couldn't aim at pharah and had to be babysat>'tank for your next game watch the backline'Shut up you fucking retarded nigger I dragged your dumb monkey ass to the finish line because you couldn't auto aim UP.
>>561842526robtoes good tho. i want to see them
>>561842008buff frejadelete vendettamore push maps
D.Va's so attrociously overtuned I actually can't fathom it
>>561843018>she flies into both supports and DPS>Mizuki lands chain on her>she just eats all damaging coming her way with Matrix>flies away >she's allowed to dive right back in.before Mizuki even gets chain back
>>561842008Buff Lifeweaver.That’s it.
>>561843018Not when she is on my team :) The one on my team manfights and Zarya non stop and loses.
>>5618420081. Remove the thick underwear and "prude" bits, redesign all skins to be better looking without shame, less overdesigned shit and more sexy2. Remove all auto aim from the game3. Hire actual map designers.
gm briggers
>>561842008Darker serious tonewhale tail skinshammond neutered
Double Hitscan every fucking gameThis meta is ao fucking garbage
>>561844061just be the better shot
I had to swap to tank to finally win a game for this fucking event. Tanks will do everything in their power to not make space and die.
>>561844061Just pick a fucking barrier and raise it up.
>>561844061Wasn't a problem in 6v6 btw.
>be a HogLORD>hook the enemy Pharah multiple times to the point she immediately uses her knockback on me on cd then swaps to McCree on last point of Dorado because I keep hooking and killing her through the doorways>Hog diff their Hog to the point he swaps Orisa>hook and kill their Teaper on cd, hook him out of his ultimate multiple times>hold them for 5 minutes at last point and winA good player doesn't have counters.
>>561845328Based Hogchad
>>561845328too bad you lost the match
>>561842130I want to enter her womb and hear her cutes noises. She prime concubine onahole
>>561843334Going from doom to d.va is night and day. They do the exact same shit except dva is 10000% better and easier it's insane.
I enjoy junker, ram, orisa.
I wanna play Overwatch but if I launch the game it's gonna give me a free lootbox with esports trash that will forever taint my account so I am forced to wait until Tuesday.
>>561845979Damn
>>561846102Hey, you're me. I also love Domina and D.Va.
They changed the details on this from gold to orange, right? I swear I remember it being black and gold before
it's impossible to kill anyone as the hamster
Ramattra is black.
>>561842008>mirrorwatch sequel season after pushing enough main story events>doomfist returns with the goatee in main game and becomes dps hero once more>official taimanin collab
>>561846482>dps doomfistThey would never bring that cancer back.
Ramattra is either Mongolian or Persian.
>>561835245Bro, it literally says "startup" there. It's 0.5 seconds to load the first round and 0.25 for every one after that.>>561840140Quickplay is trash because you die for the first time 3-4 minutes into the round, watch the enemy team steamroll yours, press tab, notice that your tank and other DPS have 2-3 eliminations and under 3K damage combined, realise that even if your supports are decent it's still 3v5 against a bunch of underperformers and there is no fun in that when all you want is a fair match.And then you go to comp and it's the same shit there too.
>>561846482If Doomfist comes back in canon, it better be sans fistTo have him recover the gauntlet a second time would just be dumb when they have the chance to do something interesting
>>561846440Ball is the hardest hero in the game anon he’s amazing but I don’t think lesser of you for not being good at him, I’m bad at him too.
why do i have to lead hitscan shots by 1m when my ping is 25ms?
i fucking hate widow but i always burst out laughing when a careless teammate instantly drops dead
>>561847148You don't. Post a video.
Why is Hana a size queen when she is a 4'11 victim?
Ball is the funniest hero in this game I love balls
>>561848228
>>561846397Mandela effect or youre right that they changed it. I used it also cause of the gold and black.
>>561848107If she was real she would date someone like Asmongold with a subpar dick
Perhaps treated you too harshly Overwatch. Wish you leaned in and do better cheesecake tho. And stop flattening everyone’s ass
>>561840670
>>561848107she is very competitive and likes a challenge
>>561848107Someone should make a tier chart, how much they enjoy getting their cervix bruised
>>561848617
>>561848793I'm only interested in how the characters would react to being raped
hitscan is fun though
>>561835052Oh god i deleted my discord account couple times and people still find me, i shouldve never avatarfagged at /soc/
>>561848898Same diff. Size queen cervix stimulation (rape) reaction.
I NEED D.MON AND I NEED HER NOW!!!!!
I just realized that i don't enjoy a single gamemode and map in this game and say "god i hate this map" no matter what map we're playing on so i dont know why im playing this game
>>561848821
>>561849550
>>561834918
>>561850380
gm illaris
>>561849331Me like Ilios/Lijiang/Busant. Ball/Lucio enjoyer
>>561851243good morning illaris
>>561851521saved
>>561851116good nyight
>>561853589good nyight..
>>561853863
>>561851650Illari does the saving
>>561842008hang all mercy mains
>>561851521I'm an Illtard
3 minute ads btw
Leaver problem in this game is insane, i had more games with a leaver than normal games on ranked even if we're winning people are just leaving the game
>login>see event is for normal boxes>logout
>>561857930Do you only play Overwatch for cosmetics?
>>561859752gachatrannies hate gameplay and have sadly infested our game
What do you do against hazard? No one plays him so when I fight a competent one I'm completely lost, do I break rock? Do I ignore him? Do I focus him? Do I kill myself?
2 am is real gamer hours on overwatchevery qp game feels fair, balanced and fun at this time
I played Hazard for like 20 hours before I learned you can switch the direction of his ult at the last second
>>561862776I always do it by accident.
>>561862484>2 am>qp>fair, balanced and funI think you dreamt it.
>>561842008Skimpier Skins, actual panties.Swimsuit JunoSwimsuit Kiriko.
Lena...>>>/aco/9161935
>>561863670wicked!
hoiya
>>561863158nah it was all lvl 5 endorsement chads playing well and being friendly with one another with sincere ggs win or lose. was a hell of a night, won't happen again
>>561834745
>>561863837You are still dreaming.
Tracer is uncounterable and needs to be reworked.
>>561864160skill issue
Tracer is wifeable and needs impregnated
CEO of chocolate>>>/aco/9161937>>>/aco/9161939
>>561864214Wrong, no character can counter Tracer.
Tank mains how do you do it?
hero shooters are the lowest skill genre in the subcategory of fps arena shooters > COD1UO-2 before kotick made them shit > asymmetric fps > military sims > cod > moba dogshit fps > counter strike > hero shooter trash
hahalol
>Kiri Naruto>Mercy Sakura>Mizuki Sasukeyou just know it's going to happen
>>561864494This is what counter swapping does to your mind
>>561865428who does Juno get for her mandated collab skin?
>>561864546It's fun believe it or not >>561865543Probably Hinata
>>561865428>Moira Orichamaru>Zabuza Vendetta>Sasuke HanzoI agree that they'd give Naruto to Kiri despite her being a one-for-one Sakura
>>561836837On what?
>>561865428You forgot Ashe Tsunade
>>561865428whatever naruto's toad was called? that's lucio
>>561865428As long as they change her fox to be the nine tails.Personally I'm dreaming of a One Piece collab.
I was looking at the hero page thinking of options for a Naruto collab and I realized that Overwatch is pretty bad for a Naruto collab.
they'll do Ninja Turtles too probably, 40 year old manchildren buy anything TMNT
Could they pull a Project Moon collab despite it not selling since normies would go literally who is this retard?
Bash all Roadnigger players' heads on concrete.
WANT SOME CANDY
>>561869445this just isn't the same without fast honestly
>>561869549sorry had a stroke, without the fart
>>561869445I miss the phase Aspen went through where she would play this a dozen times a stream and laugh hysterically the whole time.
>>561870098Clips of that? Sounds funny.
>>561870098I wish I had a wife who was so good at Overwatch that she has to sit there in queue for 6 hours playing Roblox
>Killing Rein and 2 niggas hiding behind him with Bastion ultimuh dique
>playing illari>our hazard is ass>carry every single significant fight with picks or ult>we barely scrape out a win thanks to yet another multi-kill illari ult>I have 8k heals instead of 10k heals like the other supports>our hazard>"thanks for solo healing, mercy"
>>561869445You can't even find the edit of this with the fart on youtube because it's been DMCA'd to piss and back again.
>>561871514>someone DMCA'd the fart sound
>>561871586You know what I meant, just try to find it.
>>561871854I know. I wanted to but all I get is edits without it and 2bit versions. Lame!
There's something uniquely irritating about a tank that's dogshit while forcing a cheesy manufactured in-game persona. If you're good and winning, do whatever silly shit you want to do. Tell jokes, emote, solo-shatter, I don't care. If you're ignoring the Ball, Sombra, and Anran deleting your team off cooldown while you int at their backline and die 76852 meters away from the fight, you need to put your head down and shut the fuck up.
they need to feed us some content for next season already
what's the tank pick into Ashe, Bastion and Junker Queen? Sigma?
>>561872736The answer is always Sigma.
>>561846682so the spinning animation has nothing to do with it? I thought it was for when you had load rounds from 0 instead of reloading before so.
>>561872691The content drip is so small. I wish they put out more in the future to shape up and flesh out what they already have. I get it since the story doesn't affect gameplay like most other games unless they do in the future who knows.
>>561872442When I tank I do the absolute bare minimum of communication because going into every match I just give everyone the benefit of the doubt and assumption that they have the general idea of what to do in their role/pick. I'm not looking to win a popularity contest with my team, but to win the match.
>>561869549https://voca.ro/1fFdPbRkgejL
>finally found a playstyle for mauga thats fun for medevs picked a bad time to drag hog players out of the woodworks
We need more male and omnic characters.
No, we need more females. We don't have enough for my taste.
>>561874230>https://voca.ro/1fFdPbRkgejLI honestly appreciate the effort, but it's just not quite the same wet sloppy funny fart or bootleg cosplay version saying 'nerf this'. Maybe some things really are lost.
tanking is actually really easy and fun if you aren't a retard, and your team are only half-retardedi know that's a big ask though
tanking becomes 10x more fun when you stop catering to a team that doesnt cater to you and just play selfishly
>>561874897>currently on a seven game losing streak
>>561875068win, lose, makes no difference to me. at the end of the day i only have to wait 10 seconds to get into my next match as a tank lmao
>>561872852sigma deez nuts lmao
>>561874629Tanking is easy if you know how to bully your way into making space. If you're passive at all you lose. This is why DPS and Support players make terrible tanks and why tanks make such terrible support and DPS players.
amazing what can be accomplished when your supports make an effort to play with their tanks instead of waiting for them to die so they can act like passive aggressive females in chat. i have scoreboard unbound so i didnt even know she had ult
>tank forces ball>we lose>avoid them>playing against them next match>they are no longer forcing ball>my new tank forces ball>we loseI'm gonna uninstall dude
>>561836957I love her ok?
>Overwatch has went to so much design choices, added so many new characters and gameplay mechanics to prevent their playerbase from disappearing>Rigged 50/50 is still intactI don't understand, it has been proven than rigged matchmaking simply doesn't work, and its the main reason why people stop playing the game. What's up with this modern echo system of turning everything into a slot machine?
>>561836957I like her if we actually have a comp that is aggressive and facing an aggressive comp. Like if we're going in hard she'll get big value, but if we're fighting death ball poke we're not gonna get any value from her unless she has ridiculous whip accuracy.
>>561876217ok
>>561876217Matchmaking is always shit no matter which game it is.
>>561876217Kaplan was pretty open about how he thinks 50/50 matchmaking the ranked ladder was a mistake in that big interview he did. Both are major contributors to why Overwatch itself is toxic for the players. People don't get mad at videogames because they're bad people, it's because the game itself generates negative experiences and emotions. 50/50 matchmaking is probably the biggest piece of that pie.
>>561876041The game used to be all about hog and ball torture, now it's just ball torture.
>2 hitscan dps>Zen and Bap>No barrier survives longer than 2 seconds.
>>561876217>rigged 50/50Not a thing, never was, in any game.
Angela Ogundimu
>>561878829Jeff Kaplan literally said it was. I get that this is one of your bits, but the guy that originally made Overwatch said that they intentionally set up matchmaking to establish a 50/50 winrate and that he thinks it was a mistake. You lost. You wasted YEARS arguing with people about this just for Jeff Kaplan to tell us you were wrong.
>before this year leaver losses where treated as normal losses>devs went out of their way to hide groups from players unlike OW1>you can tell when the game realizes it fucked up by letting you stomp the enemy team because the next match will be a stomp against you and vice versaeven if the matchmaking isnt specifically rigged for 50/50, its very obvious that its far from fucking organic.
>>561879115You ever consider Jeff might be full of shit?
>>561879864It's not healthy to project your feelings about yourself onto others, anon.
If anyone here played HotS, it was very obvious that game had forced 50/50, so of course Overwatch also has it.
>>561880221Shitters in team games always say there's a forced 50/50. Doesn't mean there is one.
>>561876217Has R6S finally fixed theirs or what?
>>561880485We're sorry that you spent years of your life having this argument just for the lead developer of your favorite game to say that you were wrong. Nothing will change the fact that there's forced 50/50 matchmaking in Overwatch, and most likely every major live service game. We could help you find other topic to obsess over if you would like.
>>561880221All blizzard games do.
When you play Kiriko with WB tank make sure you pick the faster healing ofuda perk or your little paper things not gonna home in.
>>561875829lowering maugas stomp CD to 5 seconds is literally the best decision they made for the character. if they bumped his overhealth generation up to 75% he would be in a decent place. not sure how they havent learned from JQ that life steal esque passives dont work for tanks unless its at least 1.5x the damage received as health/overhealth
Please dom me doomdaddy im a bad support.
>>561836957She's a thinking man's support. You see her at high rank, and OWCS when Kiri/lucio is banned. Metal ranks cannot conceive how to position and get value.
I hate all these shitty new mapsI even miss 2CP
>>561881924Calm down, Lucio.
>>561883516We had a better more fun 2CP called clash, but redditor's cried and got it removed.
>enemy team is Mauga+Zen+Widowmaker constantly pumping bullets into youWhat the fuck do you even do against this as tank if your supports refuse to counterswap? peeking for .5 seconds was instant death
>>561883118She's a thinking man's wifesex with Briggers
>>561883916
>>561883902I piledrive the widow into submission, then roll to the zen and do the same thing
>>561883902constantly pumping for Freja
>>561875609i'd say that learning how playing support well, acquiring gamesense as a support and knowing how to help the tank out made me a way better tank, to be honest. I just play to my support's strengths and largely disregard what the DPS need because they get the benefit of me making space and creating opportunities for kills as a result of me bullymaxxing in tandem with the supports
Love logging on the weekend to play wrecking ball, and nearly 99% of the people not knowing how to play against him
>>561883606Clash is terrible dude.
How do you rank up on mauga? The enemy team swaps to dva ana zen reaper bastion and you are left at the mercy of your dps to do something.
>>561886350Spam charge
>>561886350charge on cd, die, blame supps diff.
Sombra and Tracer are heroes that can't be countered unless you have god aim and somehow laser their heads. This isn't fun gameplay.
>>561886480Every time I try to do anything I get dva matrixed and jumped by reaper and hit with the one cooldown of turret, discord or nade that I didn't bait out. I don't even know which tank I could play that has any agency into that. Sigma?
>>561887030swap to torb or brigittethe lindholms hate dirty little flankers
>>561887030Sombra can be countered by turning around every now and then and thinking about where they are likely to attack from. That doesn't require aim, you can just catch them through prediction and they usually get scared and disengage after a single bullet especially if you catch them trying to hack or mid-invis. Won't work every time if the Sombra player adapts but makes her far less difficult to deal with
they are botting this pro ow stream so hard lmao
they should add a melee hero who moves quietly and can teleport across the map and zips around players faster than they can turn around and has armor and block and has a tiny janky hitbox
>>561888505Shit's uncanny
>>561888505viewbotting has been an open secret on twitch for a decade at this pointyou think flats really used to hit 5k viewers while his chat moved at 5 posts per 10 minutes?
>>561888505bro sneed's feedin fr rn ngl
>>561886350>How do you rank up on maugaABCAlways Be Charginits free 50% damage reduction and covers an insane amount of distance. if you can make the enemy team play around you all you have to do is hope your team is smart enough to capitalize on it
>>561888928Agreed. That would be really fun.
saw a hint on a loading screen that said "characters with the loudest footsteps are usually the most dangerous". these niggas still have hints from when tank was actually meant to be a threat in 5v5 floating around lmao.
>>561889385This is my goal look.
>>561888505>>561889107Viewbotting is often done maliciously to try and discredit a streamer's popularity or get them banned. These bots weren't there yesterday or even just a little while ago, so it's probably a seething marvelfag doing it.
>>561889325
>>561889904Or... it's a cheap way to get fast advertising. Giving your stream fake legitimacy and exposure allowing you to potentially grow a real audience.
>>561889325>both teams have a mauga>both teams have a widowis this an ego thing?
>>561890056Except OWCS has been consistently pulling these numbers without chat bots. They're also getting permabanned in real time right now by the channel mods.
>>561888505this post is fire ngl fr
>>561890192Their explicit strategy with !drops it to invite view botting to inflate the view numbers.
>do more damage and contribute more to the team as illari than as a pure dpswhat is this disability called bros
>>561890396I think that's just standard bribery
>>561890517>Shoot the tank all game and have big damage numberswaow
>>561890793More like defrauding the advertisers with inflated view numbers that have low return for them.
I play Symmetra.
I love Symmetra.
>>561891332Domina...
>>561890517the worst part about the game pushing away tank and DPS players to pander to supports is that support shitters now act like doing better than DPS on the role changed to be DPS but better is an accomplishment
I look exactly like Juno
playing tank puts into perspective how hard Battle Royale games damaged the shooter genre. people like theyre gonna get sent back to the menu screen after one fucking death jesus.
i impregnated juno last month
I love Ashe
do you think ashe... with bob... you know...
i leave before the announcer can even say defeat and instantly requeue. dont have time to hear that BS
>>561894140That's crazy, I look exactly like Domina
>>561895381>the nanocolasecond the match is over the people who just stomped say "gg"
>>561895490she looks exactly like the kind of woman who'd be a white man's trophy wife
>>561889385Me and Marzia, marrying in a italian chapel, and having an italian buffet.
I seem to be having a similar problem like in mobas I can't focus on a role / couple of charactersTanks: Hog, Hazard, Sigma DPS: Phara, Reaper, EmreHeal: Kiri, Illari, MizukiI just spent 2 days playing kiri and I've already had my fill my true calling is hamster but that would take like 100 hours just not to int on him >just play 6v6 and fillthis leads to being shit at everything and never improving not sure what to do
>>561895490L O N D O NONDON
Woah. What a difference
>>561896260>my true calling is hamster but that would take like 100 hours just not to int on himIf you want to play the hamster play the hamster. It's a game, why deny yourself your calling?
>watch pro sojourn gameplay >the enemy dps isn’t constantly diving themoh, so that’s how you play
which overwatch character do you look most like?
>>561897059because it feels awful bumping at every single crook 90% of the time just to get that 10% that's good
>>561897392Juno unironically
>>561845328If they didn't have an Ana, it doesn't count. Bragging about winning as Hog when there's no enemy Ana is like bragging about winning a weightlifting competition against someone with muscular atrophy.
>>561897392Reaper
>>561897218Just slide away? Or rail them?
>>561897392'Hog.
>>561894140>>561895490You both need to sit on my face
i know it's the weekend but i don't understand how blizzard lets the matchmaking ever gets this bad, even if it's QPthere is no reason every game should be this lopsided, there has to be a better way for them to do this
Is there a single OW2 map that isn't shit?
>>561898480petra and malevento
>>561890087Mauga is my go to if I get 5 counterswaps as doom. Which is usually every match these days. I wish they would buff doom to be even half as good as dva.
>>561897392German grunt #2 whose beer was stolen
>>561898605Those are OW1 maps
>Stomp>+10 points to hero SR>EXPECTEDFuck you game. also why the fuck is my hero SR way lower than my rank anyway what is it even measuring.
>>561898480watchpoint but crybaby niggas cant handle any map that has more than 2 ways to the point, so its gone
>>561897694You're a Mexican dude with a goatee too?
>>561898723no clue at all. im diamond but the character ive spent the majority of my time getting to diamond with is just barely plat. it felt consistent last season now its out of whack
we lost
>>561898660>backup tank against 5 counterswaps is a tank that invites 5 counterswapswhy not just play dva?
>>561887195>mey daughtor is a whore
I love having more damage than both the dps as support
>>561865428
HAHAAA
>>561897392freja by far
>>561898147This weekend has been particularly bad. I’ve played maybe 20 games and they were all complete and total curb stomps for one team.
>>561897392Probably young Rein
>>561901897Sauce with naruto opening 5 music?
tried to find that ow/naruto parody and stumbled across thisalmost 20 yearsholy shit
How do I play tank?>play passive>teammates get picked by hanzo arrows>play aggressive>get deleted before my team can intervene
>>561865428nah, naruto should be a guy mizuki naruto (hokage hat) genji sasuke kiri sakura hanzo kakashi
I'm a Hanzo main
>>561903357The TF2 tactic. Get a healer glued to you 24/7
>>561903387hanzo should be itachi
gn hanas
>>561904004would make sense but I think he's too minor of a character to get in, plus they would probably want one more girl
>>561897639>no only being countered by 3 people doesn't countRetard. They did swap to Ana at the end but it didn't matter.
>>561897392Reaper with Roadhog build and sigma hairline
>tank is forcing queen>can't control any space>can't command any attention>no grip on the map in any way whatsoever>enemy tank playing reinhardt>just existing controls space>just existing commands attention>just existing gives him a grip on the map>queen's team is unable to do anything if the queen isn't killing five>reinhardt's team can do whatever they want even if reinhardt is just standing there>queen is able to force trades in lost fights so her stats are the biggest for the team>not because they're good at the game but because queen is just reaper with armor>this makes the queen think they're playing well>we lose>queen learns nothing>queen's ego is inflated>queen queues again and does it to another teamworst hero design in the game
>>561897392Mix between emre and wuyang
>>561897392there isn't really a hero that looks like mesoldier or reinhardt I guessthey're the closest to a blond angloid we have, except I'm closer to the size of tracer
>still have 3 loot boxes to get>game quality is fucking dogshitNah fuck it I can't be bothered with this
>>561905779So you look like Lightning Tracer?
>>561906702delete this thing
>>561905779so, shrunken junkrat?
>>561897586>>561901956I'm going to rape you both.
>>561906702best skin in the game
hampster
Somebody explain the existence of the healslut community in Overwatch to me. If anything it's the tanks that should be into this bdsm shit. Every fucking game it's my fault I didn't peal my backline while killing there backline, my dpsniggers dying to the most obvious flanks and my healers being to fucking retarded to breath.
>>561902869https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0jgEN3qAUg
>>561907472https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6N_2EN0l0c
>>561908179Did you buy virtual good? EOMM will just continue providing you with those players with 1/4 of a brain.
>>561908561Sex with Venture.
domina
>>561908603>Did you buy virtual good?No. Blizzard won't give me the option to buy the Hazard emote where he throws cash in the air :(
>>561908669Oh, anon...
Remember, you are not allowed to get mad at Sombra or Tracer for low damage.
>>561909297or venturegenji's the only flanker that should be farming damage because blade is so important to his valueif you don't consider reaper a true flanker, that is
>>561906702biblically accurate Tracer
>>561905779The only poster here who could pass as a woman sees himself in muscle-bound super soldiers.Ironic.
>>561906702I actually saw someone using this monstrosity in one of my games the other day
>>561902869>>561908470https://youtu.be/YuDlSaA7gJI?si=_lsvHah_NnNf6JJ-
>>561909297I only care about the scoreboard if the supports have 3 figure healing totals at the end of a round or the tank is like 1 and 15
>Ashe gets 4 kills and most damage>We loseI FUCKING HATE TANK SHOOTING JOGGERS
>>561834745If I play kiriko enough, is there a chance juri skin would pop up in the “for you shop?
>>561911176no
>>561910764take me backI'd do anything to spend the rest of my life in the 2000s
hana_songsize_difference
Okay but what if Domina accidentally squeezed your cock and balls with the robo arms haha
>>561911176yes, but not guaranteed, same as LoL
these threads are just about complaining about teammates and posting borderline porn?
>>561911176the for you shop is completely nonsensicalI have been checking it regularly for months and never get anything related to the heroes I play
>>561912013Yes
>>561912013if we talk about anything else the bait posters, melties, and schizos flame us
soothing that wound.
I just want juri, didn’t think ill come back to OW so didn’t dl and buy it.
>randomly check on the esports stream>a lucio dies for no reason
>>561912537who could this be about?
>>561899703>invites 5 counterswapsThat's basically every tank not named D.va or Zarya. I don't just wanna play darya every fucking match.
Sooo who wants to carry me
>>561913275are you a cute girl (female)
>>561913275are you a girl (male)
>play with friends>lose>play alone>winMany such cases :(
Why can't I just see enemy abilities and what they do?
>>561913392No>>561913503Maybe
>>561913275Do you have a cervix?
>>561853876good mornyan
>>561913878>MaybeWell it's my preference.>>561913773I feel like I get performance anxiety with my actual friends when playing compared to solo, it's like I don't care about fucking up with the randos as much as the buddies.
>>561913838Only dota2 did that right you cant even see your fucking fire rate or perk abilities' stats in ow.
>>561914069For me it's quite different. My friends are just bad dps players. The type that will straight up walk in front of my shield when I'm playing Rein instead of staying behind it and push 1v5 around corners.
>>561914051good mornyan!
Give me hot and cute female overwatch content creators. Trannies included.
thats what i hate about compfaggingmake those push cart games end at the first roundif you push the cart to the end you winif not you losefucking 20 minutes long games
How do I carry with healer? I feel like I have to tank or dps to win games
>healer
>>561915120Try stadium comp
>>561915481ayo dis nigga plays stadium
>>561915339You pick Zen. You make both tank players hate you. You win.
>>561915571Eh as long as my Zen is actually killing the other tank I don't see a problem.
>>561915376
>>561915565A little bit perhaps
They should just give pharah an infinite flight perk
>win 1 comp match>lose 2>win 1>lose 2>win 2>lose 1>win 2>lose 1>repeat forever
Getting POTG makes me feel like I have huge cock.
>>561911353Me too anon. Me too. I miss it.
THEY'RE TARGETING ME
Playing mercy activates my feminine side. I'm feeling transformed and a new person.
Nerf this! [wet fart]
Juno has landed
>>561916429Ugly bitch
>>561915654your other support is on mercy pocketing her feeding genji eboy
>>561916429on my dick
How do go in orbit.
Juno the kind of gf who would text you something she was trying to google search
>>561917316>how to boil water manually
DSG 3-0 Team Liquidvudu fraiz
>i just want 1 win before I go to sleep>8 looses in a row
Couldn't last forever I guess. Blizzard sent the best fucking eomm agent they have.
>>561917316>how to turn friends on
the sunshinebread-hadi costream is so awkward because sunshinebread is really yappy and happy and hadi is just a chud lmao
>>561917892Why did they sign a random saudi dps on ping as kiri instead of any NA healbot egirl?
Besides mythics do previous battle pass skins ever return i came back cause of season 1 and I really want pic related
>>561916429
>>561919560That's going to cause an eclipse
>>561919543I think that particular one is in the lootbox pool but not to buy.
>>561919560I want to kiss it
Mizuki first perk? Aura or Chain?
>>561919560rogue black hole
>enemy tank starts doom>I swap to mauga>he calls me a dorkHog players should be taken out back and shot.
>>561919802Chain if you have an aggresive enemy tank diving your shitAura if you can land hits consistently
>>561920445Okay but how does the greentext part relate to hog?
im so backim the hillary posteri carry everyone
>>561920550I meant to say he starts as hog. I'm angry.
>>561921029Nice 3 game win streak
Um ...is there any girls on these teams? Because if not, you're all a bunch of sexist incels.
Why doesn't she just say that the pics are AI generated?
>>561921836AI wasn't a thing back then or later.
>>561920518>if you can land hits consistentlyIve just been doing what someone here said and have been spamming his shots since theres no real penalty to it.
meh
>>561922480Mizuki can deal some insane damage if you land headshots, he can win any 1v1 against non-tanks if you are good enough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvWLxsTZsO4
>>561923120love the Doom match up cause of this
>>561921896i posted that expecting funny answers not a legit one that I already knew
>Play Sigma>WinI hate it here
>>561921836She will do what every other popular woman does when a controversy like this hits her: start an onlyfans.
>>561923951isnt she dead
>>561921836cause of her
>>561924406No?
>>561919780Why would someone perform such act of submission?
>>561924678I can fix her but I won't.
>>561924813because I love Juno
Nyl status?
it's over when you start losing your crosshair
>>561924871cant fix what isnt broken
I am very fond of Ashe but I do not care for Bob.
Mauga gaming
>>561925923I want to impregnate Ashe
To me Sombra is high B tier (I hate her default haircut) but the Le Ssefarim skin bumps her up to low S tier.
>>561921286Mauga is a cuck pick desu
>>561925069Still a dick loving faggot
>counterswappingLow T>never swappingHigh T
>>561929460I don't want to play him but I'm tired of playing doom into mizuki/ana/hog/sombra/cree.
So no box for me then? :-(
>>561929321the Sombra delegation has decided that Antifragile Sombra is THE Sombra going forward
>>561931960racemix
>>561931834There's still more streams
I'm so fucking dogshit at this fucking game
>>561931260>doom getting buck broken by a thicc ahh australian hog
i lost
>>561931834https://www.twitch.tv/warnfarm your lootbox here
>>561933493The hogs usually just end up switching to mauga as well. Very few times have I had one swap to dva but they're never good enough to make it work. It's so fucking retarded
do you remember the first piece of overwatch porn you ever saw? for me it was one of mei getting raped by roadhog
>>561936172none because i only jack off to anime girls and OW characters are not sexy
>>561914985
>>561936172I've been masturbating to Overwaifus for 10 years now so the first OW porn I masturbated to was probably one of those cakeofcakes Fareeha animations of her getting fucked and cummed inside by a white man while she's wearing white lingerie
>>561936172>do you remember the first piece of overwatch porn you ever saw?do you remember the very first loaf of bread you ate?
>>561936172ngl i dont think Ive ever squirrmed the worm to OW smut. If I did it would have to been to what this >>561937491 anon said. CakeOfCakes stuff during the tumblr years.
gm I love Lena
>>561938276The Lena is so perfect it's unreal
>domina loses vs the enemy domina>refuses to change>loseepicepic tank players.
>>561938446correct!
>>561938529You mean your team loses to enemy team.
>>561937374
>>561938276you have a mental illness
>>561938804bodied that freak
>>561938276>>561938537I hope Lena saves Overwatch one day
>>561939521*captain The 10 years later*cavalry's here luvs...
>>561939521the world could always use more The Lena
Lenafriend won hose lost
Uh oh KiriGODS are making the spammers seethe again...
I fucking hate tanks so much its unrealthey are absolutely fucking braindead.too bad you depend on one of them to actually win, you have 0 chance if you tank is a fucking retard.there is just no chance.
>>561940285Skill issue.
>>561940285Hi Illarimetaloid
Hana...
>>561940964Dae-Hyuns girl
>>561940964wife
Diva...
BOB Song
>>561941129Your daughter in law, what do?
It's 2026 and people are still complaining about being solo ulted
>>561940964bbc slut
>nobody aims at the sombra or dives her>keeps ganking at spawn>loseepicthanks tank. really doing a good job there protecting the backline.
>>561941250my wife, actually
seriouslytanks legit have no idea how to play this fucking game at all.
bullet sponge situation is crazy
>jump in as soujourn>gape their two DPS but their supports gang up on my and die>wonder where my team is>my winston is holding M1 against a mauga instead of going for the backline>my team literally loses 3v4 without a single enemy DPS alive.Tanks deserved to be executed.
>>561942683tankdaddy was number 1 dps player in the world thoughbeit
Overwatch has gone 3,597 days without a barefoot Lena skin..
>>561941490Being solo ulted means that you're doing good and they consider it worth it to solo ult you.
>>5619444053597 days without the Grace of God.. what this does to a mf..
wait till you see me on my bike
>>561944405I want to make The Lena a mother after marriage
did they buff mercy yet
Maybe hot take hell idk. I was ranking up an alt account and noticed plat-diamond players are not voting flashpoint or control at all really. They like escort and hybrid maps the most. Why??In any case, to be more relevant to the title. I've noticed flashpoint is legit a good game mode as time has gone on, I think it's aged great.I know I probably like it just bc I love control and it's basically control-lite. Is flashpoint enjoyed by most people or am I out there in liking it so much like control.It's nice because I feel like I'm still getting a fair competitive game but is control-esque and I know the game isn't going to last 20+ minutes like an escort or hybrid can. Whereas flashpoint games are 10-15m max really, but still feeling good. (There's nothing worse than getting stuck in a 25m hybrid/escort game with a bad team lol)
>>561944946Blizzard released some stats a couple of months ago on how payload and hybrid are the favored modes for all ranks below masters and how masters and above prefer flashpoint and control.Probably has something to do with hybrid/payload maps being more straightforward as the objective pretty much determines where fights take place and it's easier to just shoot down main.Personally I think flashpoint is the best mode in the game by a large margin. It's well balanced and there's a lot of opportunities to take angles and make something happen on every point.
>>561944763She’s getting her flashheal perk in her basekit next season
>>561945183when is next season
>>561945035Flashpoint itself is fun, but I'm not big on New Junk City.
dead game!!!!
>>561944709Shes so xtreme
>>561945347April 14th.
Queen's "Lazy River" emote
what the best mercy skin?
>>561946263Winged Victory / Miko / the new mythic
>>561946263Dr. Ziegler and or OG Pink Mercy
>>561946263People have started to see the mistakes of their ways and realized Dragoon is the best skin.
formal wear mercy should have open toed heels
>Cat flies the enemy Ball through my Cage Fight>he drops his ult into it as he gets flown by and kills me and one of my other teammates (we were winning the fight)>he has grapple and she was far from the ledge when she ulted so he doesn’t even die
>>561908669Get in line, buddy.
Lena "Perserverance" Oxton
>lucio never switches off of speedboost>not when the team is low, not even when he’s low>not even good at movement eitherwhat causes this, why do they play like this? its so bad and prevalent whenever I see a lucio on my team I automatically accept the loss
it's disgusting how every single one of kiriko's skins are locked behind fomo bullshit
gamers in 2026 be like, but my skins!!!
>>561947485Because that's how pro Lucios tend to play; it's just that the average metalshitter Lucio doesn't realize that only works there because of the near-constant comms that pro players have.
Remember when they said having more than 3 avoids would ruin the queue, but the queue is shorter than ever with way more avoids?
>>561948195I've watched pro matches and saw pros play and they 100% heal
>>561947371Good Morning Briggers
>WHERE’S BRIGS MUSCLES WHY HAVEN’T THEY CHANGED ANRAN’S FACE WAA WAA WAAHate.
>play dps>tank is dogshit>play tank>dps cant kill a mercy killing a roadhog >none of my supports pick anaxdd
>>561949875pocketing a roadhog*
>>561949875I hate Ana players because they'll try to 1v1 a team and stagger all game. All of that PvP for the lowest heals, elims, and zero good nades
>>561947485He was griefing because he knows that blizzard will not do anything against this behavior.
>>561949875>tumblrinas and troons complain about anran having a near-identical face to Juno>devs make some half-assed promise to do something and then proceed to do nothing about it>women complain about there being one male character (Mizuki) that doesn't have a supermodel-tier face>the devs immediately buff his cheekbones and jawlinelmao
Patching you up!
>get held in spawn by smurfs>removed for inactivity
>>561950391Except Mizuki really did look awfully bad.Anran looks fine, she doesn't need any immediate changes, (honestly none at all but blizzard already bent the knee)
>>561938590
>>561950846
>>561947830always invest in KiriCoin
if your MMR is what decides matchmaking and you where a decent shot with shit game since would you end up in more smurf games?
>>561951968she my new main
>>561951071
>>561840239he's not bad, but bad people pick him thinking he is OP. just because he's having his rare 15 minutes of fame again but they just end up feeding hard because he's a massive target.Like seriously, he's a giant broad box with shit a very aim-reliant SMG and no movement CD's. His tank is also really slow and easy to hit. He's requires good aim in recon and good positioning and game sense in tank form.
>>561905593Queen is definitely the worst tank in the game. She's just a worse Roadhog.
>>561952173esl
>>561952054for good reason
>>561840047but she's hot and has a fat brown ass
>>561952303i need all her skins right now i'd pay $100 for the immediate access to them
>>561952359You forgot two 0s.
>>561952056
>>561952409you're right
>>561947830because they know people like this>>561951968>>561952054>>561952359will paypiggy for young cute asian girls in cat ears and sparkly frilly dresses with heart and twinkly effects. they kept making mercy, now kiriko and Juno skins cause people keep buying them. Venture's been out longer than Juno and she has nothing compared to Juno. >>561950016I hate ana players because nobody on my team (including myself) tries to kill her first and instead she nades and heals the enemy tank with impunity and we all die trying to kill said tank.She ends up with twice as much healing as the 2nd highest healer and ppl wonder why we lost
>>561936172I am forever traumatized by a very early porn comic of Tracer fucking those two kids from the reveal cinematic.
This ends meow
meows away!
>>561952429
>>561953121
>>561952359But I got her OG
>>561953352
gm vairas
>>561954289Good Morning Vairas
>>561953856
Yesterday was Rams birthday and nobody said a damn thing baka
>>561954669
>>561955110>hamster is 16>the average hamster's lifespan is 2-3 yearsHow is that rodent so fucking old and not a decrepit skeleton?
>>561955149
>>561955984
>>561955780Did you miss the part about him being genetically modified?
>>561955110no one gives a shit about this tumbltranny nonsense
>>561956398good nyight
>>561957038good nyight..
>>561956902Alright big tough guy
>>561957112
>>561955110>hazard is one of the youngest male heroesThe fuck?
>>561958318It’s the HGH
Tank balance in this game sucks so hard, tanks have - the best cooldowns, the best perks, tank perks kept getting buffed while dps have not gotten meaningful perk changes since forever, complete retarded survivable, from a developer standpoint I get it. Nobody would play tanks if they were not the strongest role, queue times would probably be twice or three times as long, they are already way longer than in MR, there will always be people who want to aim and shoot. Tank however only works if the role is stronger than dps, it's just shit game design at it's core.
>>561955110>hagwatch
Putting a baby in ashe's womb
>>561959796She would have to retire then..
>>561960501behind a barn?
>>561960632Bob'll do something about it
>>561959796Does he know
>>561960714BOB is on vacation in Korea
>>561958934they didnt rename the game overwatch instead of overwatch 3 because 5v5 was staying....theyre saving dropping 5v5 for later in the year events. They wont drop stadium and the game cant support three 3 modes.
>>561958934Sure tanks are stronger than DPS in the real game mode but they're not as big of a problem as 5v5. There still is the problem of DPS players being retarded and too many people being converted into support mains.
>>561936172Soldier fucking Mei from behind as she's bent over. Though, I tried to look for it but can't find it anywhere now, weird. It's like it's been nuked from existence
>>561936172I only remember vividly that comic "Girlywatch" where the characters are hanging out and fucking the kid from the original short.
>>5619623506v6 is gg if their tank duo has synergy and coordinates and yours doesn't. If you have someone on the tank role in 6v6 who doesn't know what they are doing you have lost. It's not as bad for dps and supports because they just have to follow up on what a good tank duo does.
this game looks really balanced
i dont get how u heal with jetpackcat?
>>561965997Shoot stuff and the aoe skill
>>561957878
>>561941628What hero were you playing
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/9/93/Widowmaker_-_Hello_%282%29.ogg
>>561966397reaper
is there website with ow knowledge and counters?
>>561952209What did they do to her? I haven't played tank in like a year and uninstalled but she was decent before
>>561967024the subroles and perks
>>561967219I don't think ive been on a winning team with queen since I came back so that makes sense
>>561966505I thought you were going to be a mercy getting bullied.
>>561966449
>>561965550Some characters are just more balanced than others.
>>561965550So what's the deal with emre? Burst damage and his major pistol perk letting him 1v1 every tank in the game?
>>561969249I honestly have no idea. In that situation I guess he has mobility to run from the other teams bubbled vendetta vs cass or something lolI would think they'd play an anti flanker on the 2nd dps slot but I guess vendetta is more than just a pubstomper.
>>561969498>vendetta is more than just a pubstomper.She's also that but she's also the actually only ban worthy character in the game. She's just straight up overpowered.
>>561969249maybe because he has an useful dps ult?
>>561969634That could be it. Good enough without ult and then his ult works with and without grav.
>>561969615and yet the actual good players decided to ban sojourn and ram instead...really makes you think, doesnt it? could it be that youre dogshit at the game and simply dont understand how to deal with vendetta?
Ram is just that good, I always knew it.
>>561969785Why would you ban ram when d va exists lol
Eleven levels into playing Brig I've discovered that her Shield Bash stuns enemies during Ult. The ability description doesn't mention it at all. Do any other champs have secret abilities like that?
Is there some Shader thing I'm supposed to refresh from time to time? From time to time I'll have performance issues that feel like shadercache stutter that clears itself up after a minute.
Does anyone else dislike OW's weapon design when it comes to cosmetics? They try so hard to be 'on theme' that they end up looking more like vaguely weapon-shaped Halloween props that fit the general motif rather than what that character would use. Like a 'gothic' skin won't use a weapon resembling A WEAPON from that era, but instead will have their weapon redone in a general gothic theme so it ends up looking like a piece of (gothic) architecture.
So uhhh do you guys actually spend money in the shop. Almost came close to popping my cherry for the 2b skin but passed.
>>561971786Started playing when they rebranded back to OW and I haven't spend any money yet because the BP sucks and I don't care about Hello Kitty or Nier. I'll definitely spend when (if?) Gundam collab returns.
>>561971786I've been tempted to but haven't spent a dime outside of 1 battlepass. It helps that skins cost as much as newly released games so I can't rationalize the purchase.
>>561971786Sadly I can't say the same. I spent some of my steambucks for the Nier bundle.
Fabreeze brings relief
>>561971786i already bought overwatch once, why would i spend real life money i dont have because im unemployed on a game that has done nothing to make the actual gaming experience better? plus i dont even by battle passes as a principle when i do have money so i damn sure aint spending it on skin slop.
>>561973368smells like sunlight huh
>mauga gaming>enemy tank rageswaps to mauga too>runs straight at me every time>I just have to wait out his shout while he intsfunny how he is supposed to be the brainless tank but most players are too retarded to play him
>>561974542>they play a tank>it doesn't work>switch to another, still nothing>eventually they go mauga too>they lose
>>561903387>should beit doesn't matter, Kiriko gets the skin. Nothing personell kiddo
>>561976956racemix
>draw a white person>color them black
>>561974542Most people just pull him out against hog which is such a favorable matchup you just hit everything on CD and hold W
>dafran complaining about bad team mates on stream right nowlmao>anon you are the constant!
>>561977515Most stylized artstyles make people look white. Would you say Kiriko looks Japanese? Would you rather have Concord designs?
dafran, notorious non-complainer
This could be us
>>561979317This but Bridget holds Dva's mouth open and spits right down her throat
>>561979317this but I impregnate D.Va
Overwatch gayness tier list
>>561979482Calm down Brig
>>561975398she gets the girly skin because that's what sells the most nothing personel
>>561981538She's a girl but she's a warrior too.
It's over.
>was told emre sucks when the characters released>watch OWCS>he's in every gameso did everybody just lie or was that damage buff really that impactful?
Me (MtF) and my xisters play 6v6 EXCLUSIVELY!
>>561978874Somehow you just don't see those massive lips on characters you want to be attractive
>>561983712>playing m*le heroes
>Think that's going to scare me?
>>561955110Wuyang birthday soon
>QP>Bastion>POTG>Win>flyniggers seethe
>>561955110>Same birthday as KirikoI am LITERALLY kiriko.
>>561981640kunoichi are "warriors", indeed
>>561984340sex with Briggers
How do I get good as Ashe? I always go Manual Dynamite for Perk 1 and Double Tap DoT for Perk 2. Seems like these help the most.>>561983712I want that hand wrapped around my shaft ngl
logging on
>>561955110Why are Braptise and Wifeleaver such zesty bucks?
>>561984779What kind of mouse is this.
>>561936172no i don't jerk off to 2d
>>561984779Please leave.
23 game losing streak
>>561985756You are the only consonant.
>>561984779Please stay
>>561984779This is your support but youre the only constant
You are the only croissant
>>561984779https://youtu.be/pLwFmryO-Yg?t=22
>>561985538this I prefer 3D overwaifu porn
>>561980178Freja and Emre are kinda straight, since they were dating and are of opposite sexes.
>>561986037If he pockets me, he deserves those no hands anal orgams.
>tank stays hog into maugayou aint cyx lil bro
Winston's poke is so fun and surprisingly effective. He didn't do that in OW1 did he?
You won't last 10 seconds playing this game.click here now.
Just picked mercy, time to die noobs
>>561988517Nope.It also gives him access to a burst damage combo of charging your M2, leaping at an enemy, shooting them while in midair and then quickmeleeing them before you land on them to cancel the animation.
>>561988573I want to click Hana now
They should give Reaper a mushroom/ fungus themed skin, based on his "they cannot kill me in a way that matters" voice lineThe shadow step FX could have spores or some shit
when they order me to swap to ana to counter the roadhog
This Gibraltar remake sucks, it's just worse, who play tested this shit?
>>561992353I love Juno why would I want her to not be on my team
>>561992436
>>561992656:)
>>561992393That's the neat part, they don't. Why have play testers when you have a player base willing to do it for free?
Should I care about top 500?
>>561992656
>>561993572
>>561980178How is Ana not straight when she literally has a daughter?
>>561993878She's bisexual.
>Teammate sends voicelines before the match starts on defense Oh my fucking god just type in the chat im playing pharah please pick ashe and rape me at that point you retard die and go to hell
NIGGA HOW (just so you know i alt f4'd 10 seconds after pressing tab and seeing tihs)
How can they buff rein without making him a must pick in metal ranks?
Tracer should be able to blink the direction she's aiming.
>>561995630Lemme just look right mid-fight to dash and confuse enemy and confuse myself
>>561995630Tracer should be my wife
>make dual wielding minigun character>give him a cool fire and autocrit mechanic>"ok how do we balance him">make it so both guns take from the same ammo pool>also give him a 2 second reload time >also also make it so shooting both guns slows his movement speed>"oh oh i know lets give him a spread so wide that he can barely hit a junker queen up close while shooting both guns too"the balance team for this game is so fucking lucky that Tekken 8s balance team is giving them a run for their money, otherwise they would be the undisputed most retarded group of devs who dont understand their own fucking game.
>>561995550Crusader’s Resolve basekit.
played a qp with an unkillable hammond on the other team. Switched to reaper and did 7k damage on him alone but he kept living because he somehow keeps pulling green health out of his ass and no one on the team played anything to stun/grab the hammond and he kept destroying the backline with impunity IT'S LIKE SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO GET RAPED ! QP is so frustrating its supposed to be less maddening but ranked is soo much better and chill
>>561995828Mauga’s very good he just feels worse this season because poke is very strong right now.t. Mauga enjoyer
the dev team has no concept of weaknesses and strengths. they just get paid to hit knobs and tweak numbers based on engagement
>>561996102maybe we could play together :3
>>561996128Where are mauga players when i play into a fucking dirty roadhog? We need you bros. TOTAL ROADHOG DEATH
>>561995756Duh, it would be another bind but sharing the same amount of blinks.>>561995791Yeah!
>>561996178i dont like duoing im on the gamin4hope grind
BATTLE PASS LEVEL CHECKjust hit lvl 300, iirc highest ever for me
>>561996240I play a lot of different tanks (including Roadhog) but it seems there just aren’t a lot of people that play Mauga normally, they usually just counterswap to him and only shoot the tank.
>>561997446this skin made me wanna play symm but playing as her in soloQ (only korean solo queuers have enough braincells) is hopeless. No one uses team tp
>>561995828>flat 50% winrate across all ranks pretty much what's the problem exactly
>>561997203oh okay :(
>>561997446302 yesterday, don't know how this happened but here we are.
>>561996240I have been onetricking him for a bit. But he feels so shit when you get full counterswapped and your teammates have no hands and wait for you to do something. A hog who doesn't swap is usually free. If the hog swaps to mauga and has the one braincell required to not feed it just becomes a team check.
>>561997657At higher ranks they do
>>561997657The TP isn't for them, it's for you.
>>561997657Type "take tp" in team chat. Then TP your teammates out of spawn. Then swap to Tracer.
>>561999964Only the sweatiest diamonds and masters do this
>Enemy picks tank with shield>Everyone stays behind it and shoots at us>Our tank doesn't have a shield>We dieI don't understand tank retards. Just pick a nigger with a shield so I can shoot from behind it you subhuman niggers.
>>562001168Pick a DPS that doesn't need to hide behind a shield to shoot.
>>562001168Even if you had a shield if you just stay behind your tank like a pussy you are not getting anywhere. If you are dps you have to make a play I.E flank and distract the enemy team long enough for your tank to push in with the other dps and supports
>>562001168Wood rank post.
>>562001496>tank>pushlmfao
>>562001706???
>>561919802>Mizuki first perk? Aura or Chain?Always chain, the Aura perk is a meme trap.For Major perk you 99% of the time want the speed perk.
>>562001706I really do not know what you mean by this, what do you think a tank does?
>TIL that not only is Doomfist the only character without a hero bio, they also removed all his interactions with other heroes.what are they cooking up for him?
I thoughted tanks were unkillable raidbosses that just walk to you and kill you in 0.001 nanoseconds but now you are telling me tanks are there just to afk with shield while the dps do all the damage what happened there???
>>562001949Removal, hopefully.
>>562001949He will become a better man...
kiri's delivery of 'they're targeting me' couple with how many times a game I have to hear it makes me want to shove sewing needles into my ears
>>562001168You don't always need shields or similar, but the problem is that the tank players don't swap when it's clearly needed so they stick to their Ball, Doom or Hog pick.
>>562002370Just take the jap voices pill
need a bot to throw games on my account 24/7 so I can qp into newbie lobbies and feel good about myself
>>562002403I heard that tanks counterswap the most.
>>562002468easiest way to do that is to tank your comp rank since soft throwing is so easy, you just die on purpose a lot
which heroes counter that stupid bitch ashe?
Positioning is hardwork. I have a long way to go before becoming a true IDF soldier
>>562002681Widow. Hanzo. Flankers.
good night idf soldiersgood night hanas
>>562002681ashe struggles close range sotank: winston, d.va, balldps: genji, sombra, venture, vendetta, widow (if you can aim diff), hanzo (same), tracer, and reaperKiriko can 2-3 tap her ass, lucio can close the gapglhf
>>562001949>what are they cooking up for him?Probably a slight rework, with some change narratively to his character.I would say maybe a change to his base model slightly, but that narrative visual change is more likely for a store/battlepass skin.
Why are the blacks big and strong and the asians little twink boys. What did Blizzard mean?
>>562003251Wrong board anon.
>>562003251>Why are the blacks big and strongYeah man, Lucio is really big and strong.
>3 new players vs decent widowmaker wow thanks for the amazing experience blizzard I sure love being unable to play for 5 minutes
>>562001935Stands and does nothing most of the time. Unless it's an enemy tank.
>>562003251>no white men supports blizzard knows who true chads are enjoy your gaycio and gaytiste (statistically accurate)
>>562002965>>562002197i hear the mobile game has him with a beard. So maybe we are getting old man doomfist.
>https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/3/3a/Juno_-_That_is_why_I_stay_away_from_black_holes.ogg/why does juno fear them?
>>562002965>Big O collab never ever Don't post something I didn't know I wanted that I can never have.
Lucio is my wife
>>562002965>>562003989Punished Doomfist, a fallen legend.
>>562004737>a bottom with no power...
Why is it Hanas who abuse supports.
>pick Winston>"Get a load of this!'>Dance emote>"Party mode: engaged">Team morale skyrockets
Which overwatch girl is anal only
what if lucio was a girl
I legit don't get how the brains of some of these specimens work. Dumb niggers keep fighting way behind the objective while their tank pushes.
>>562004939Was this written by a Korean?
I shat myself in a comp game. Guess who I was playing
>>562005449Did the Korean give it away?
>>562006121nah the absolute shit romance writing
>>561933493They need to add doomguy,Just copy the shield saw version.Partial Life steal on kill1 is needle gun 2 is shotgunRight click- blockRight and left click - shield bashE-Throw (just copy junker queen knoif pull) can bouce once before sticking. Idk if sticking on walls to ricochet shots would be OP. Got nothing on the perks tho
>>562005608Hog? Mauga? Ashe?
>>562008095>Hog?correct
Flats is live.https://www.twitch.tv/flats
>>562005608GO TO THE BATHROOM
>>562008759we hate that traitor here
>>562008759we love our king here
>>562008759Get that hamplanet outta my face
>>561966089
>Overwatch failed because Blackwatch killed someone and that made the general public madSince when do militaries care about what the public thinks? Oh no Green Barrettes killed a civilian, we better shut down the entire thing and disband it.
>>562009903The Venice incident was the start of the downfall, it wasn't the sole thing.
>>562001168The shield is for the tank themselves, not you, despite the wholesome chungus rein voicelines
>>561962693
>>562010405
>>562002535They do because most of the worst matchups in the game are between different tanks
>>562008759Did this nurger quit rivals yet?
>>562008759>clueless spineless fatassAnd why would anyone with a brain watch that dumbfuck
>>562011029I don't think anyone seriously does, they just post about him to bait (You)s
>start playing tank>start winning a whole lot more than I do on support or dpsI have become diff
What the fuck is his problem?
are all sombra players like this
How do you deal with playing tank and seeing your armless dps struggle when you could do it much better?
>>562011762I will teach Juno more insulting terms
>>562011765I wish I hooked up with that 30 something mercy main.
>>562011762someone should tell juno whippersnapper is not the same as nigger
>>562012179did she want to get hooked up by you though
>>562012409She said she doesn't know any equally insulting terms. Could mean she only knows worse slurs and was holding back.
>>562011765I love women
>>562011765only nightshade sombra players
Juno owes me anal.
>>562012426Flirting, sending me porn(really in to breeding) and all that hypothetically meet ups talks… probably.
>>562011762Is he wrong though.
D.va owes me sex.
>>562008759>Wipe counter: 24How greasy is this guy's shit?
>>562014256cheeky..
sleeping with the hana..
sleeping with the anon..
>>561997446>>561997784Do you guys not play anything else? Im playing st least 5 hours daily and im barely about to hit 150.
>>562002403Old dark-skinned women control all twinks
>>562015915*farts*
>>562016898Notice how they never post their levels. They are lying.
>>562017174Oh, my!
NEW THREAD>>562017562>>562017562>>562017562
>>562011762based incel chud reaper
>>562009423good mornyan
>>562011762>What the fuck is his problem?That's mild compared to based Sevenhttps://youtu.be/xmQSJaSgRDU?si=vmmqo8TZhJJEubTu&t=19
>>562011762Should have called him a rover
