It's Happening (Hopefully) Edition# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[DECEMBER] Next major episode update is still many months ahead, development information will continue to be sparse due to spoilers, and few new images and a new cutscene have been shared.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/496087542571991439# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>561592130
Place your bets. What are we going to get on Tuesday?
>>561855014Yeah id show it to her but from what I can recall shes already in the side of thinking the game is a joke because "hurr hurr hurr incest game." We're close enough that me trying to show it to her wouldn't affect our relationship none but she'd probably gossip about it to her friends at most. Ive definately shown her worse, some days ago I spent like 2 whole hours trying to get her Into the genre of "incelcore"Though she is a bit of a weirdo in her own right that I never even knew about. Shes really into "meatcore" and has made raw meat themed jewelry and shes super into body horror and the like so who knows, if I introduce coffin to her in a really specific way I might get her interested in it.
Goddess https://files.catbox.moe/dyrebj.jpg
O Sentient Nemcloud, what is your wisdom?
>>561856532Ugly fat cow
>>561856332>the genre of "incelcore"...The what?>Shes really into "meatcore" and has made raw meat themed jewelry and shes super into body horror and the like so who knows, if I introduce coffin to her in a really specific way I might get her interested in it.It really sounds like Coffin would be right up her alley. I imagine her reaction to the parent chopping and clean up scenes alone would be worth introducing her to it
>>561856807Do you prefer anorexic girls?
>>561856807Ugly dead* fat cow
>>561857370NTA but unironically yes.
Men who like big boobs are misogynists btwhttps://doi.org/10.1007/s10508-013-0081-5
>>561857659But why? What makes you attracted to skeletons?
Ashley takes it up the ass
>>561857081Incelcore - Wikipedia https://share.google/E4YGW3EuZmEp3LJVPA genre of music thats low production value garage band of emo/punk grunge music made to sound intentionally rough.https://youtu.be/XH2dQKoD-gs?si=2Zf7DS4vhjJ5r3x9 probably my top pick. A lot of the music is about contemporary issues with Gezebelle Gaburgably afaik being the only woman on the scene
>>561858675Well no, if you can see the bones through the skin that's a bit too far. I just like slim girls. Light and elegant. But more that that I just don't like fatties.
>>561859225>https://share.google/E4YGW3EuZmEp3LJVPYou could just copy the link
>>561859497Was phone posting since I was just abt to leave work and it disnt have that option.Sozzy:3c>>561859497
>I didn't have the option to copy the URL from the address bardo chromefags really
>>561859497>share.googleYuck, is this the next step after the "si" query parameter? Typical Google.
>>561860610It opens up its own weird separate browser on phone that has an entirely fucked up UI thats a bit weird to navigate. I can apparently copy the URL but its hidden behind a menu
>>561860042Your mobile browser doesn't have an address bar? Or the functionality of selecting and copying text?
Gooooooooooooooooood morning /calg/nam!Glad I didn't miss anything last night. I dreamt that me and my sister were spending time together and I was trying to find the right moment to make a move but never did
>>561861320>I dreamt that me and my sister were spending time together and I was trying to find the right moment to make a move but never didI know that feel, getting cucked by your own subconsciousness. Fortunateleyley dreams aren't prophetic, these are just your anxieties manifesting. It's in your power to prove them wrong!
>>561861320I had a dream I went to a baseball game but the stadium was connected to a massive 5 story mall, and I went to grab food in the mall but got lost for hours and came back to my seat with 2 giant plates of Asian food and a bowl of jambalaya
>>561861320I dreamt of hussies
>>561862307>J_hopeful-BUST-.pngThe J stands for Jambalaya
>>561861919That sounds like the dream of a 10 year old
>>561862667I think youre just jealous I got dream food and you didnt
>yfw Nemlei goes APRIL FOOLS LMAO and says Decay pt. 2 is still many months away
>>561862307I woke up humping my pillow to hussies
>>561856532Haggots don't even post twitter links anymore they just look at you like this
>>561858890Bratty sisters take it up the shitter!
I didn't dream anything, because I barely got any sleep at all due to a very annoying medical condition that has just resurfaced which I'm seeing a doctor about in an hour.Value your health, anons. Don't do dumb shit like Andrew or rolleranon
>>561856297a cardgame
>>561864785m not a haggot, I just like chubby girls, /calg/ psyoped me into this.
>>561867452You know what, I'd be fine with that
Objectively speaking, is your sister hot?
>>561867653It seems the talisman didn't help Andrew win any money
>>561867891It's his buy-in, he's trying to get rid of it like Ash with the Necronomicon in Poker Night 2 lol
>>561867653it bothers me that player isn't in the middle
>>561856532To a caveman maybe
>>561868116Take it up with the guys who made Poker Night, it's always been on the left
I need a relationship like theirs!>>561867847I am sisterless and I hate every day I am alive because of that.
>>561855806>its really a euthanasia syringe
>>561867847i don't have a sister but if i did i would want her to be hot
>>561861723>dreams aren't propheticA real fan of this game would NOT say this, it's blasphemous against this very common theme of Coffin (=Nemlei's divine revelation). "muh your angziadeeznuts manifesting!" Okay man, you stay and get stabbed by the hitman in your sleep. Me and my sister are OUT.
>>561855806What do you think is the meaning of>Truest of True ends? I really don't think Nemlei would directly call one of the endings the true one. Assuming we're not just being messed with, it kinda like sounds this is eithera) a bittersweet ending, and the other endings will be a fully happy and a fully bad oneb) the really bad ending where they both get arrested/killed and the description is a jokec) the description that will be on every endingTo me, it seems all of these have the same likelihood of being correct.
>>561863614This but sisters (singular) (mine) almost every morning. At least it's a sign of healthy testosterone.
>>561868860It's the achievement for the April Fool's joke update
>>561868860Consult >>561814158
>>561868414>I am sisterless and I hate every day I am alive because of that.Just force your parents to give you a little sister.
>>561868860>Cleared BurialThis just screams red herring to me. Firstly because we know that Decay pt2 is the next update (and I doubt Nemlei would have sat on it until Burial was done), but also because "clearing" feels like a weird word to use. You clear stages of a Mario level because they're linear and go one way. Coffin is this large narrative with a number of choices and outcomes. The fact that, seemingly, you can "clear Burial for the Truest Ending" has me absolutely certain that some trickery is afoot>c) the description that will be on every endingI could also see this, it'd be pretty funny
I hope it's just an April Fool's joke
>>561869354Maybe it's just going to be an april fools update to make fun of the people who were asking for Burial before Decay. A lot of people (especially on Steam, where it seems the author's active) have been retarded and thinking it's a dating sim, asking why the broody route is being worked on first rather than the route where they get to sex Ashley. If that's the case, I'd imagine it's going to be something similar to the olive branch video.
>>561869917but it is a dating sim, anon
I cannot wait for the official Finnish translation to come out so I can goon myself silly pretending that I have a Finnish sister.
Now that the dust has settled, does anyone else think the whole camper thing was really contrived? You'd think Andrew would be trying to avoid trouble, and that Ashley would be trying to sacrifice people in revenge, yet they just involved themselves with strangers and totally fucked up. It made the rest of 3A less believable and honestly got in the way of sympathizing with Andrew and Ashley.
Stick.
>>561878735We were knock knock knocking on page 10's door but you stuck it out.
They say that sisters are catshttps://x.com/i/status/2036806967776387285
>>561878735Stickley
>>561868854Andrew and Ashley's dreams in the game are clairvoyant thanks to the demon trinket, yur dreams in real life aren't.
>>561881887I read that as rapepair
>>561869270>>561869354>>561869917The achievement was added, stayed up for less than an hour, and got removed. There is no guarantee it is going to reappear immediately with the next update, be it Burial, Decay, or some Aprils Fools thing. Perhaps Nems and Kit9 were just testing something.My bet is that there won't be any Aprils Fool update, and the next update will be Decay part 2 (likely somewhere in summer) and it will come with its own new set of achievements, whereas this particular achievement will only resurface much later (probably next year) when the complete Burial is out. The name may or not be a joke, but either way it was briefly included early by mistake.
>>561881997There will be rape in this scenario, yes.
Fuck, it's almost the day the mods implement some sort of retarded site crippling bullshit.If almighty Nemlei drops a major update we'll need somewhere to congregate?
>>561882692>we'll need somewhere to congregate?there's a /calg/ on Crystal Cafe
>>561882692>Fuck, it's almost the day the mods implement some sort of retarded site crippling bullshitWhat are you referencing?
>>561882858Actually I just checked, and there's three./media/res/32379.html/media/res/36835.html/media/res/38507.htmlThere's a few dumb bitches over there who think Nemlei is a moid/tranny and that this game is male wish fulfilment.
>>561874281The fact that they went after random innocent strangers is grim, but not too surprising, Our Heroes are not nice people, and it was only a matter of time until their morality sunk this low.However, the fact that they were so sloppy about it and failed to apprehend the kid alongside the parents makes them quite the morons. Indeed I would have expected Andrew at least to be more careful about it, considering how he likes to overthink things.
>>561883069When did you first start using 4chan daily?
>>561867847Her face is maybe 7/10 but her body is 2000/10.
>>5618845972016, I think. But I stopped and started again multiple times. The last time I started using it daily was last November, and I'm still here.
>>561855806
>>561867847I haven't seen my older sister in quite a while, but I have photos of her from about two years ago. She's not a perfect 10 or anything, but she's definitely good looking. She has long brunette hair, glasses, green eyes, a cute nose, and kinda big boobs. If she had freckles, she would resemble that edit of Ashley with freckles.
>>561885520>I haven't seen my older sister in quite a while, but I have photos of her from about two years agoDo people really go years without seeing their siblings?
>>561885475Linux-kun, you know what to do
>>561885475>steam post burialAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>561867847her face makes her look like an alien wearing human skin(she has same face as pic related)
>>561885475Even the word cloud can't wait any longer...
>>561885656She hasn't asked me to dress up since we played through Wall Market
>>561885797Would>>561885876Show some initiative!
>>561885475>bottom male siblingsAbsolute epicness
>>561885475Checks out
>>561885635You know, things just happen. My family members have always been alienated from each other. For example, I haven't seen my cousin in about five and a half years, I know where she lives, and that's all. And I'm not gonna lie, partly it's my fault that I haven't seen my sister in a while.
>>561885475>nemlei always literally retarded thinking makes knowing nobody conspiracy character evidence proper/calg/ what the fuck, is this a spoiler?
>>561886109This gotta be the most posted image not made by Nemlei
>>561887107I would go neurotic if I didn't see my sister in a month. I would know because it has happened.
>>561885117Have you never been here for april 1st?
>>561885475>porn jewishWhat's the bet the sodajews are filming smut porn?
>>561885475If only...
>>561885475>incest thing true>nice select protest cuntWhat did it mean by these?
>>561887571>WWIII about to break out>protest because deporting brown people is le heckin' meanI think that's what the wordcloud is saying.
>>561887384Ah, lol, of course. Nah, it's not usually bad, and it's only for a day anyway. It's usually pretty fun. My favorite was when they combined boards so you had gems like /cock/, /fitlit/ and (dear god) /mlpol/
When the imps send their people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you. They're not sending you. They're sending demons that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing fraud, they're bringing crime, they eat children, and some, I assume, are good people. I would build a great great igloo, and nobody builds igloos better than me, believe me. And I will have Yule pay for that igloo. Mark my words.
>>561888372Anon that dream is dead best not to hearken back to a time when humans had hope. The sprites are getting EVERYTHING they want, though.
>>561887356You went mad?
>>561888501TOTAL fucking sprite victory. Total impper death.
>>561888591The sprites are getting the war they've been slobbering over for 40 years, then the imps are coming to the human cities.
>>561888563I've had more than a few Leyleyan moments
>>561885475>sibling pussy instead>siblings weird dream Siblings having weird sex dreams?>>561886109You really had to take a lot of liberties to get that reading fag they aren't even next to each other.
>>561888846>they aren't even next to each otherThey are, diagonally.
>>561885475>soup noelle I'd think twice before having any of Noelle's soup...
>>561889230the weakest diagonal
>>561889710It's got electrolytes it's got what plants crave
>>561887356I trust you will never let that happen again
>>561885475>tits octoberThe future's bright.
>>561885876
>>561890667Where did his eyebrows go
What is it like to have a younger sister? I have an older sister, and I have always felt inferior to her. I never felt equal to her. I can't imagine having romantic feelings for her, not because I don't love her, but because it sounds ridiculous. I will always be to her just a little brother and nothing more. What does it look like when you're the older one? I imagine that being older makes it easier to influence her behavior, and overall the power balance is in your favor.
Why is everyone obsessed with the anus when Ashley got a perfectly good front hole designed for fucking?
>>561885475>ashley lovetrue
>>561885475>nigger brain faith>retarded flowers todayUhh>Noticed gaming evidence, expectIt knows!
>>561885475>drop andy aprilBig things are in the works
>>561893770I can't speak for literally every person who has a younger sibling, but for me and everyone I know who is an older sibling there's this degree of low-level idol worship. "Power balance" is a really gay way of putting it.
>>561858890Fuck, she's amazing. I kind of want to sniff her asshole
>>561881364HERESY! CRUCIFY THIS NIGGA
>>561897029maybe she has roast beef looking pussy
>>561892603It was made by a fag you have to understand
>>561897029Novelty. Plus girl buttholes can be cute.
Haven't been here in literal years. Is the update actually happening soon? Do we have an estimation as to when?
>>561901834I get the appeal of anal, but you have to keep in mind shit still comes from there. It's the part of her body dedicated for shit. I ain't getting nothing on my face close to that.
>>561902587Go back
>>561902587Stay
>>561866440my health is perfectly fine thank you!
>>561902587Bring your friends
>>561902587Go somewhere you haven't gone to before.
>>561902587go back to /trash/or the hugbox in /vg/either way leave here I've already colonized the place
>>561903134>go back to /trash/Why should he?
>>561902587Welcome back
>>561903134>>561903057>>561903039>>561902785>>561902748Can I have a reply to my question before I leave at least
>>561902587Well, cum on my back.
>>561903662It's unlikely we're actually getting a for-real update with zero notice or fanfare, anons are—as usual—setting themselves up for disappointment.
>>561903662no
>>561902496Do you think Ashley got a donut or a starfish? Something else, perhaps?
>>561903662No
>>561903915I've never seen a donut before, so she probably has a starfish.
Nemlei will shadowdrop it, it is guaranteed. Achievements are one of the last things devs add. 3B is upon us. Hold your imouto and be ready.
>>561904036If we were going into March 1, I'd say this is unrealistic, but Apr 1 is the one day of the year that silent drops make sense, in a "lol April Fools here's what you wanted" kinda way
>>561903804Thank you. I'll lurk from now on.
>>561904312Do whatever you want man, I'm not your mom. Besides, you're literally talking about the game which more than some can say.
>>561903227dont worry about it's only important if you're from the other thread this dude is coming from
>>561903662no it's like how everyone is going "OLIVIA PLUSHIES IN 1 MONTHS" or pretending wani is ever getting bonus content
>>561902606Your loss. I bet Ashley got a cute pungent asshole!
>>561904528i still don't understand how they could've possibly fucked up the plushie situation this badi get they're new to this but there's a reason everybody and their mom just outsource this shit to china, they get shit done as opposed to stonewall you for a fucking year assuming you don't get scammed
>>561904649What is the East Asian fascination with Catholic priest-ley and -drew?
>>561904832>assuming you don't get scammedIt's China, scam is the default setting.
>>561903981>she probably has a starfish.Cute!>>561902203I hope not!
>>561902587>>561903662>>561904312
>>561907850Fang from snoot game
Why is Ashley in love with mops and cried when she couldn't buy a vacuum?
>>561908281she uses mop as a dildo
>>561908281She's a domestic goddess
>>561908234who from what game
sisters should be a lil' chunky.
you think this guy is technically avatarfagging or nah
>>561911564who cares
>>561911564it's pretty blatant
>>561904312Thank you, never comment again.
>>561883136CC is such a funny thought experiment of a website. they all spam the site is dead yet mods will be flies on shit if you so much as question one of their tantrums over there. literal hugbox safe space
reminder
>>561912909Real incest is based
>>561912909incorrect
>>561912909normie ahh post
>page 7
>>561915086Swap surgeon and cult leader. Cult leader is more or less just guiding people towards an end objective and he is too much of a pussy to even use human blood so he's probably not that evil or smart about it unless it's bait to lure true disciples who think to use human blood to him as a test
>>561915086Swap Renee and Ashley.
>>561915715More like Surgeon and Ashley
>>561915086Swap cult leader and Andrew.
>>561917057Is he /ourguy/?
>>561917320no, he's jewish
my body sync'd itself with my sisters period i guess becuase right as hers started I got the worst everlasting stomache ache
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0slx0QHuxY
We are so BACK
So is this a new ritualpost or something?
>>561921658basically yeah. i didn't mind it initally but shitty photoshops of ashley wearing sports team merch is so gay and stupid
>>561921658It feels like he's fishing to start an argument with some autist at this point, because now the posts have literally nothing to do with coffin and is pure /sp/ shit.
>>561904036>Achievements are one of the last things devs add1 (one) achievement was added and then removed within an hour, netting us a whooping 0 (zero) new achievements.
>>561925139My daughter is so good at math
>>561925139My daughter is so bad an English
>>561919546She just literally reenacted this meme
>>561925367I have played myself
>>561925367>so bad an English
My english is bad at daughter
>>561925617Tardley is Cuteley
need the version of this
I watched a movie with my sisterAnd by "with my sister", I mean with my brother because my sister had to work
>>561929289>they couldn't pick a day when their sister was free
>>561928724
>This is what Andrew does to Ashley every time she pisses him off.
>>561903021For the moment, anon. You'll be in for fun surprises when you start approaching 30.
>>561930378NTA but I'm 33 and in fantastic health.
>>561924417To give him some leniency, we really don't have much to talk about anyways, this thread is already overtaken with rping as a little girl and avatarfagging on most days, if you find the hat thing cringe there is little logical reason to not think this whole general period is cringe.
>>561929610I kinda assumed she wouldn't want to go anyway since she never tags along
>>561930342kekekek, must be quite the experience as you feel her clamp on your cock and try to throw you off
>>561930684>rping as a little girlBut we're all little girls here
>>561930684>if you find the hat thing cringe there is little logical reason to not think this whole general period is cringeThis general exists to discuss the Coffin of Andy and Leyley and other Nemlei games, first and foremost. I'm not huge on topicality Gestapo-ing, and I think it's honestly fine to discuss subjects which at least thematically orbit these games such as other recommended media, incest-related subjects, sister stories provided the blogposting doesn't literally consume the thread constantly, and hell it'd be silly to expect zero references to major global events out of the blue. I don't think there's any issue with discussing subjects that arise organically, either, even if they have literally nothing to do with the game.That being said I think there's a world of difference between posting about aforementioned things which at least exist in the same galaxy as the themes of the games this general is about, and coming here to post about your favorite nogegg team winning/losing The Big Game™. Maybe it doesn't warrant the kind of vitriol it gets, but I'll reluctantly side with the autists freaking out over faggot goyim-league sportsball shit than somebody who comes here to post about it completely unprompted. I don't come here to discuss my latest match in Call of Duty, but then again I have the mindset that courtesy and the unwritten rules matter, even moreso than the written ones because they're enforced completely arbitrarily.That's my piece, anyway.
>>561893770>I have an older sister, and I have always felt inferior to herHot
>>561931792>sportsballI've never seen this word used without an accompanying massive spergout>my latest match in Call of DutyGrim
>>561931792>98% positiveit's 94% now
>>561932197>I've never seen this word used without an accompanying massive spergoutThat's weird because I feel like my post was extremely reasonable and thought-out, so consider this the first time.
>>561931792>and coming here to post about your favorite nogegg team winning/losing The Big Game™That would only be okay if he watched it with his sister.
>>561930136bless you
>>561893770What is so bad about an older sister? I would love to have an older sister who tells me everything is going to be okay and holds my hand as she takes me through the stairs to adulthood by means of a nursing handjobSpeaking of, would Ashley be more sane if she was the older sibling?
>>561928724Need a Zuko and Azula version of this
>>5619306841. We always have lots to talk about. The fact that these threads still consistently reach bump limit in 2-3 days speaks volumes, there are much more popular games with far slower generals on this board.2. Nemlei's game assets are cute and are great at conveying reactions. It's not avatarfagging, and is certainly far more on-topic than sportsball crap.3. You are free to leave any time.
>>561932502>You are free to leave any time.Translator's Note: This is a polite euphemism, he means, "get the fuck out"
Also, the so-called lack of things warranting discussion has been used as carte-blanche by the worst shitposters in this general to justify things which I will make only oblique references to for fear of inviting them back.
>>561932441The classic dynamic is Older Brother-Bratty Younger Sister. The problem with an Older Sister dynamic is that the younger bro usually becomes her complete bitch (not in an incest way, in a "I, the nu-male, must serve all women" kinda way), some sort of permanent inferior as the other anon was saying, OR he becomes the most redpilled young man imaginable at a young age from dealing with his big sister's BS. (Even worse if it's multiple sisters and just one boy)Which leads to your second question. If Ashley was the older sibling, Renee wouldn't have had a second child. But disregarding that, I'd estimate that Andrew would've crashed out or reached the "Leyley Wins" state of being her total slave much earlier
their fall was romantic indeed
>>561933457It's kind of an absurd what-if anyway, because the "what if" in question is a complete alteration of the core life circumstances which made the siblings who they are in the first place; you might as well ask, "what if Ashley were actually a carrot they grew in the back garden instead of a person?"
>>561932441https://files.catbox.moe/ay3fwb.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/b7qc2x.pngNursing handjobs are so fucking based. We should have state-mandated prolactin supplements for women.
what if ashley got a job so the siblings could move out and live together earlier
>>561933727>Nursing handjobs are so fucking based. We should have state-mandated prolactin supplements for women.Right?>>561933739Ashley DID get a job at the massage parlor!
>>561934180Please stop trying to ERP
>>561934313What? I'm not! I'm just stating that Ashley did get a job in game
>>561932502>there are much more popular games with far slower generals on this board.More popular franchises too. /dbg/ is way slower
>>561934313ERP is a thread tradition!
>>561934685No, it isn't. It's one, possibly two people's tradition.
>>561934761that's enough people to qualify as a traditioni mean, how many total people do you think are here? a sample size of 2 is a good amount
>>561934840Last census showed 36 or so people, so two people would be just 5%, while also having been consistently disparaged in three years of /calg/.
>>561933727tfw no sick brother to nurse
>>561932241Half of that is a genuine drop. The other half is Steam changing its policy to only count English-language review scores on the front page. Before it used to count all, so it was higher. You can see its actual score here. If the Steam counted all reviews like it used to, it would be 96% positive.
>>561934313Who died and made you king of /calg/?
>>561935170Stop telling me what I'm allowed and not allowed to post.
>>561912909
>>561935271much better
>>561935263But I didn't do that
God I hope part 4 doesn't have more puzzles
>>561935987Why did the puzzles filter zoomers so hard?
>>561935924What you're implying is that I can't make requests of people by acting is if it's a demand and implying it's bad, and that I therefore should not, or cannot do it. You're trying to play thread cop.
>>561936057>What you're implying is that I can't make requests of peopleNo I'm not. You can do whatever you want. I'm not in charge here>by acting is if it's a demand and implying it's bad, and that I therefore should not, or cannot do it. You're trying to play thread cop.Dude, are you autistic? I'm being serious when I ask that, I'm not saying it as an insult. You're pulling a ton of implied meaning out of nowhere when it just doesn't exist
>>561936018puzzleslop isn't fun
>>561936264>You can do whatever you wantCool, then I will continue to ask people to not ERP and you will get over it because I can post what I want.
>>561936305Retard
>>561902587GET OUT OF MY SIGHT FURFAG BEFORE I DID UNTHINKABLE THINGS TO U AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING HEAD
>>561937301HMOFA thread.
>>561936305>I'll just treat slop like a suffix because my vernacular and articulation are so shit!
>>561937301Furry game.
>>561937369
>>561902587>Is the update actually happening soon? Do we have an estimation as to when?We don't know.
have you, /calg/?>>>/v/735999819
>>561937991My imouto makes me play FFXIV with her. It's okay.
>>561937991I played Coffin with my sister
>>561937408>>561937329very compelling piece of evidence, but pls face the wall i promised it would be painless ;)
>>561938497>i promised it would be painless
>>561937991>This thread has been pruned or deletedthe thread was about games and the jannies decided deleted like it was off-topic or smth for no reasoncant really stand this fucking site man
>>561902587furaffinity would be that way
>>561939287i got a warning for my hogwarts legacy thread the other daydidn't even mention the reboot but still off-topic apparently, the jannies and mods on /v/ are dogshit
>>561938857ok julia. how about you go do a little flip for us mkay
>>561933727Holy shit. Andrew was actually drawn with a foreskin.
What if Andy and leyley escaped the apartment only to find out theyre in silent hill
what if andy and leyley escaped the apartment only to find out it was all a prank
>>561938497I never understood the internet's performative hatred of furry characters. Nobody in the 90's ever saw Donald Duck on TV and fell into a violent frenzy. Yet now anthropomorphic animals are apparently objectively bad character designs and pineapple on pizza is immoral. It's all so retarded, man.
>>561940960>performative hatredoh you sweet sweet summer newfag. also funny to bring up nobody hating on furries in the 90s because they literally never existed before the internet gave these mentally ill freaks a platform to congregate. they're rightfully hated pests and always will be.
>>561940960Me personally? I dislike how much shit comes along with it. Like bro you like anthro animals, that's enough you don't also need to enjoy inflation and gay sex aswell, pick a struggle.It's never just hot furry women, it's always fatfags and barafags and even sometimes fartfags.
>>561941316this. there is no vanilla furry, theres always some deranged worse fetish attached
I leik bunnies
>>561940960>performative hatred
>>561941189>summer newfagIt's March
>>561941189>because they literally never existed before the internetlol
>>561941189>because they literally never existed before the internet1890
uhoh the closest furfag is triggered for getting called out. fuckoff out of our thread with this shit
>>561940960>I never understood the internet's performative hatred of furry charactersIt's not entirely performative. The problem is that all nuance went out the window in the early 2000's because internet furries were a fucking blight in the same way (though, to a much lesser degree) troons are nowadays because they were/are gargantuan crybullies with a persecution complex. The problem is that you couldn't *just* jack off to anthro girls with fat titties and wide hips without the sparkledog self-insert community feeling immediately welcome. Imagine the stubborn autists here that start shitposting even harder the minute you say anything negative to them, and then multiply this by 10 and you have internet furries. They've mostly been swept back to more obscure enclaves which is why people either tend to forget this or are outright unaware of it, but you can still see glimpses in it any time somebody brings up HMOFA because they'll immediately start getting pissy about it not being "real furry" and act like that's somehow a negative point.
>>561942473>closest
>>561942715why is she drinking a can with a straw
>>561942946Try dropping a heavily corroded pipe into a bucket of coca cola for a couple of hours and you'd reasonably never want that shit touching your teeth again.
>>561943086anon pineapples and lemons you consume daily can dissolve meat, I get carbonated jew bad but thats just a terrible example. if you vomited in the toilet after eating too much sauce itll clean the pipes just as well.
>>561940960>Nobody in the 90's ever saw Donald Duck on TV and fell into a violent frenzy.because they were never depicted having sex on live television duh. anyway your sexual preference is debased and filthy it always have been a disgusting and gross and will always be, and as other anon have said it already it USUALLY also come with other fetishes such as scat or fart or some other weird kinks
>>561942485This just sounds like you got a bad taste in your mouth after trying to jack off to furry porn and being met with virulent autists, which is essentially unavoidable for any fetish. I wasn't even talking about porn or anything perverted anyhow; Sonic is the fucking man and Sonicfags created some of the greatest internet kino in the 2000's on top of being very talented programmers.
>>561943332>but other things also badAre you a fucking woman?
>>561943461>This just sounds like you got a bad taste in your mouth after trying to jack off to furry porn and being met with virulent autistsAnon, I've been on this website since 2006, the reason there's a blanket "no furry" rule on 99% of boards is a direct result of furfags fucking literally everything up. I don't need to jack off to furry to know that furries were hated for a very good reason.
>>561940960>Nobody in the 90's ever saw Donald Duck on TV and fell into a violent frenzy. Yet now anthropomorphic animals are apparently objectively bad character1. No one has ever done this over characters like this2. comparing cartoon characters to a subculture is dishonest 3. Donald Duck doesn't fuck decapitated puppyheads
>>561943680>there's a blanket "no furry" rule on 99% of boardsThat isn't true; there's just a ban on furry porn on most boards, which I think is pretty reasonable.
>>561943981Alright buddy, I'll just go ahead and ignore the internet history I lived through, you've convinced me that the experiences I had were all hallucinations through the unassailable logic of "nuh uh."
>>561943461The Sonic fandom is different because he doesn't remotely even fucking look like a hedgehog, he looks like a fucking alien. He looks cool in a way retarded furryshitter art doesn't
>>561943560...never said other things were bad. just ''soda cleans things'' is a terrible argument against it.
Furries be like, "you just hate le hecking Donal Ducc". In reality: its because demonic niggers like Kerro exist, and they refuse to police their own community out of solidarity. Also, fuck you, go to a relevant forum if you want to have your furfaggot discourse.
>>561944225>never said other things were bad. just ''soda cleans things'' is a terrible argument against it.The idea being that if there's a way to easily avoid splashing something onto your teeth which can take mineral deposits off of a metal pipe, then doing so would be considered reasonable and good. That chomping on a lemon like you're Eh Sex is also bad is entirely immaterial to this.
>>561943461>im-fucking-plying sonicfags werent the most obnoxious group of autistic faggots constantly circling the wagons for franchise that spiritually died 20 years agosecond, go look at any controversy from furrycons at hotels. feces and filled diapers all over the place. please fuckoff from this thread.
>>561944409>im-fucking-plying sonicfags werent the most obnoxious group of autistic faggots I dunno, I got FFSX, SMBZ and romhacks out of them.
>>561944352okay I scrolled up to what you replied to, sorry for butting in.
Enough arguing. Pet cute sisters. Ashley is a Dora Bowl.
>>561931792>>561932197Weird how the, "let people enjoy things" crowd is violently enraged the second the hobby is watching sports. It's rather reddit tier if you ask me.
My sister keeps stealing my socks
>>561945718>Thread is currently shitting on a furfag>Woooow they only hate spoooorts>SOOO REDDIT!Trying to restart arguments because they didn't go anywhere the first time is pretty Reddit, anon.
>>561893770Lucky you. All my older sisters just fucked niggers and had lil quadroons. Don't get me wrong, I love my nephews, but I don't feel inferior to my sistersl
>>561945726Steal her panties.
>>561913897>ahhnormalfaggot-ass post
>>561945813I was making an observation because I saw a (you) mentioned, faggot. Also, relax. You can be either, "le heckin enjoy things" crowd, or you can quit being a a raging faggot the second someone has a hobby that doesn't consist of watching political documentaries or watching paint dry.
>>561945965performative ahh post
>>561945989Uh oh we got a thread cop here telling people what to do! Everyone shut the fuck up and do what he says or he'll get SUPER angry.
>>561930342nigger that's called the bucking bronco and was a thing ten years ago
>>561946043you're the only one who's mad here kek
>>561945869I cant wear her panties though but she's 100% been wearing my murder drones socks
>>561946160>sister wearing your socksBig cute
>>561945991I'll perform with your mother on Onlyfans and you'll pay me to watch it
>>561946286Extremely indian insult.
>>561946339extremely tourist reply ;)
>>561946339kek. Someone check the time in Delhi. Because someone's shitting in this thread
>>56194641311:42 am. Bro is up bright an early
>>561946339that is an indian coded reply im sorry :\
woops>>561946751was meant for>>561946286
https://x.com/i/status/2035982431053136225
>>561947284Look at that subtle tasteful imoutie booty!
>sees something THIS cute>goes on a murderous rampagewhat the fuck is Andrew's problem?
>>561948262cute aggression
>>561948297What if he had rape aggression instead
What is it with you and rape?
>>561948883But he doesn't
>>561949036What if Andrew didn't have breakfast last morning?
>>561949103He probably still wouldn't be a rapist. Perhaps it's normal in your neck of the landfill, but for everyone else it's considered heinous.
I realy wish Andrew left her like this in chapter 2 before she got sacrificied. A lifetime of catharsis, neglect, and then getting sold out to die and then get lied point blank. It would have ended haggotry in its cradle too, and given Andrew a breakout character moment, while being genuinely scary if it came as a surprise.
I cannot help but notice a pattern
>>561912909truth
>>561925456life imitates art
>>561941575southern hemisphere hours are flipped it's se[tember to them
yif in hell furfag
>>561949369Lemons are actually really sweet, they're a cross with sweet orane and citrons in their ancestry, if you can neutralise the acid with something alkali like sodium bicarbonate you can taste it better.I wonder if that's the reason they add salt to limes since it increases the buffer
Rubbing my taint and balls and wiping the sweat on my sisters pillow while shes sleeping
>>561951152I remember this in a science class in elementary school. Forgot what they used but the lemon did taste sweet. Was a salt like substance.
>watch video essay about Cersei and Jamie from A Song of Ice and Fire>the guy making the video says there's nothing wrong with siblings loving each other and having a relationship>no one in the comments disagrees or says anything badwhy are book people the only ones who accept incest as something normal?
>>561917057>>561917362Oh no... Guys, are we... Are we the good goys?
>>561912909>Real incest is le bad?Go back
>>561951665Because to be a bookfag you need to be able to make inferences and have the patience to make inferences. The average normie hasn't read a single book since high school, so they will only accept sibling rights through repeated exposure.
>>561867847God yes. And the worst part is that she knows she can torture me by giving me a show in full view of our parents.
>>561931318Nah, I'm BIG girl.
>>561951665Think about the kind of person who willingly picks up a book to read it versus somebody casually picking a show to watch on netflix or playing a popular video game. That isn't to say reading inherently makes you smart, but I'd bet good money that the average is slightly more capable of critical thinking than the average Netflix scroller.
>>561951357There are some compounds that neutralise your acid taste buds could be that but commercial food makers use sugar, acid and salt to hide each other so maybe there's something more to it.
>>561951935netflix watchers want to be outraged is my conclusion
>>561950540True! That's why I beat my sister up after playing SnS!
>>561951839Wow adult Ashley! You're so cool!
>>561951357miracle berry is what you are looking for anon
>>561952023Normal people have zero thoughts and a lot of emotions. They don't have any concepts whatsoever. When normalcattle hear a word they don't attach it to an idea already weaved in their mind that they understand and are acquainted with, they attach it to emotions they are told to react with, so it's real easy to Pavlov train them.>racism!>WOOF! (I don't like this!)>equality!>WOOF! (I like this! If I like this my owner will like me!)All we gotta do is spam the same thing with incense and I promise the public perception of insect will change within less than a decade, just trust the plan.
>>561952175What would teenage Ashley think of her current year self? Or Andrew for that matter? I feel like she would hate them both. Teendrew would probably kill himself.
>>561953187I don't know but I like to think Teenshley sees Adultshley like a cool older sister cause it's cute.
>>561945842>>561885876/calg/ has taught me that men with older sisters are either on bad terms with them or mentally unwell. No inbetween
>>561955619How will Julian end up? That's a lot of trauma to unpack.
>>561956664Julian loves his sister but it's complicated by the fact she keeps raping him. I think he kinda just accepts it as the thing that they do
>>561956725Is it always cowgirl or does he sometimes get to be active?
>>561855806I watched Brokeback Mountain and when MC broke down sobbing, punching a wall when nobody'a seeing him after pretending to be nonchalant about parting ways with his gay lover, it reminded me of how I felt when I left my home and leaving my sister behindI really feel messed up, having literally me moment with a queer movie
>>561958449You sure you didnt mean leaving your brother behind you little homo
>>561956664Julian is traumatised by pussy. Andrea even feels bad for him and does anal.
>>561958821I'm a simple siscon. No homo
>>561958449>left his sister so he could partake in gay cultureBrothers aren't sending their best.
>>561946160>I cant wear her panties thoughNot with that attitude!
Why do I like it when my sister slaps me in the face?
>>561959836Why is your sister abusing you?
>>561959531This bitch wears g strings, im not dental flossing my nutsack
>>561959952Love jabs aren't abuse!
>>561960423Well you can steal other articles of clothing instead then
Gràvès
>>561946160Siblings are entitled to each other's possessions. She is free to wear your clothes as she pleases. So are you to wear hers, technically, it's just that you'll be uncomfortable and look ridiculous in her clothing while she'll always look cute in yours.
>>561867470Same ngl, though I'll admit I was a bit into bottom heavy girls beforehand (definitely not bc both my sister and cousin got that build btw) >>561867847She is, but she's also cute. Like her factions look beautiful to me. My sister is the ideal of some normie, fit yet curvy, chaste yet easily approachable, pro women but not overly feminist. Enjoys some typically male hobbies. She also lies through her teeth, faking a friendly personality so well she even fools herself sometimes. I really doubt she sincerely cares about anyone in her entire life aside from our mom. So, basically Andrea.
>>561964554I can fix her
>>561963821Technically we wear each ours clothes in a very techncial sense.Back when the barbie movie dropped i ordered the "i am kenough" rainbow hoodie but the faggots shipped a size too small so I gave it to herAnd she ordered a long sleeve Gothic "gaslight gatekeep girlboss" shirt that had the opposite problem so she let me keep it
>>561964931I failed to fix her and probably made her even worse through a series of bad choices, moronic behavior and sheer bad luck. And even after all these years I'm not ready to see her happy with some male hussy, even if that's what I'm supposed to want as her brother.
>>561964554>>561966254Nigga are we the same person?
>>561757810>Ashley lost weightOh yeah?
>>561966058Affirmationed shirt
>>561966058>>561966868Cute lol, do you wear it in public?>AffirmationedEnglish is not your forty
>>561967283Yes I am central euro originally so by all accounts I'm ESL.Also yeah I wear it into public all the time, usually paired with black jeans
>Brief downtime in 10 minutes for maintenance!
>>561966868>girlboss and picture of witchthis is a feminist shirt
>>561966868>>561967746
>>561968416Girlbossing is reactionary
>>561968416"gaslight gatekeep girlboss" is a meme, that shirt design is on like 4 layers of irony. It works as a funny shirt for either gender
>>561968246Where do you get this info
>>561968672The /v/ catalogue
>>561968792No such message on /vg/ so we should be fine right?
>>561968432based
Was Ashley wrong to say this?
>>561969639No
>>561969639She was right, using once again her superb perceptiveness. What I wonder is if Andrew always had his sociopathy or he developed it from Reenee. I'd say he's most like his mother in that trait since Reenee also seems to struggle caring about others
good morning /calg/
>>561968246Nothing happened. Nothing ever happens.
>>561972256Hello anon, did you have sweet nightmares?
>>561933457>he becomes the most redpilled young man imaginable at a young age from dealing with his big sister's BSI thought older sisters were kind and nurturing in all cases. What kind of bullshit?
>>561972572Kindness and nurturing are what animals and fictional characters are for
>>561972572Big sisters are either:>frumpy in a good way and sweet >bitches who hate you>bitches who have tried to have sex with you
>>561940960kek I love it because that's how brothers and sisters talk>>561973303Aren't these all good things?
>>561977010Bitches who hate you ain't good
>>561978872Who told you this?
>>561978872They only require their bro to "remind" them of their place as a woman
>>561982449Average Tardrew mindscape
>>561966543Is your sister younger or older than you, and how much approximately?
>>561904649What does Ashley's hair, armpits, feet, pussy and anus smell in that order?
>>561983613Grease, vinegar, rot, and citrus
>>561966641And she's currently gaining weight to the point her period restarted too. Will Andrew architect Ashley?
New Andrea x Ashton just dropped
>>561984147>beatnik oneechan domming the fuck out of her femboy otouto
two days
It's gonna be an April Fool's joke, not a new chapter.
It's gonna be a devlog and a QoL patch with no new content.
Whatever it is, I will fap to it!
>>561987930This so much.>>561987669I hope its an Ashley sex scene
>>561969639Ashley casually dropping a TRVKE
>>561983609We were in the womb together
>>561990830Yeah but who was born first?
THE COFFIN OS IS REAL!I apologize for the delay, I got carried away with stuff. But finally here is a proper repository of all the Coffin-style desktop icons that I've made over the months. It contains not only ~90 individual custom icons but also an archive that has them packaged into a custom icon theme that you can apply system-wide (although I can't guarantee it will work properly):https://gitlab.com/coffinos/coffinOS_icons
>>561991457
>>561991457Damn, that's beautiful anon. Nice work!
>>561991457Absolute hero, you really went above and beyond. I would not have thought to make a htop icon let alone theme it around the siblings lol, great work.>The System Settings icon will NOT be changed automatically. For technical reasons, its icon can't be replaced without also replacing half of the menu icons inside the app.I think it falls back on the one icon if there's no appropriate icons in the theme. Or maybe there's something up with the symlink names (thank you for creating a folder for all the symlinks btw)
>>561991457sick
>>561994328>russianaverage /calg/ enjoyer
>>561991276Her.
>>561991457wicked cool
>>561993879Thanks! The problem with names is that if something uses an icon named "foobar" (for example), and your custom icon theme doesn't have a "foobar" icon but has a "foo" icon, it will go ahead and use it because it is the closest match. The settings app icon is named "preferences-system" while many of the icons in the setting menu are named "preferences-system-bluetooth", "preferences-system-network", etc. So unless I make a custom individual icon for each of those settings menu items (which would be a lot of work), it will just take my preferences-system.png icon and apply it to all of those items. So it was easier to just not include "preferences-system" and tell people to apply the settings icon manually.
>>561973303>>bitches who hate you>>bitches who have tried to have sex with younot a contradiction
>>561990830I always wonder how that'll be since my sister and I are so close of age people used to think we were twins. Sometimes I delude myself into thinking if that were the case, maybe we'd be closer than we are. How often do you see her anon, and what's the last meaningful conversation you had with her?>>561984147>>561985068Although this is dope, I prefer the deranged social outcast twink that Asher gets portrayedas. >>561991457Thank you anon, until now I've only used the image, folder and vision pngs.
>>561984147the earliest use of ashton for genderbent ashley is from 2023 in the vg archives, I was initially surprised but came to terms that all truths are rediscovered multiple times.
>>561997960It's a falsehood, though
>>561990830truly delphian
>>561984147>sexy AndreaWould>femboy AshtonAlso would
>>561991457May Nemlei smile on you instead of kit9 suing you into the afterlife
>>561856297nothing
>>561999879>"Andrea"fag is also just actually a fagIt's almost poetic, really.
>>562000575>implying there is only one Andreafag
>>562000808That actually isn't what I was implying at all, in fact I wasn't implying anything, I was outright stating that you are a homosexual.
>>561856297>>561972297
>>561983760I bet Ashley's feet truly stink like rot due to her using those shoes for years and years on end. I like the idea of her cunt and sphincter having a citric scent, like lemony maybe
>>562000894For one thing, that would be bisexual and not homosexual, and for another, you post on stolen land
>>562000983I'm going to give it until the morning of the 31st. Because that's when all the achievements for 3A were visible on SteamDB and it signalled imminent release. Atp I expect maybe a devlog. Maybe even one with a semi important announcement.
>>562001143Bisexuals are still faggots. Also Andrea and Ashton are not characters in any of Nemlei's games, they're fabrications by people who only sort of like the aesthetic of Coffin and will happily shift things around to suit their sexual preferences rather than accept it as it is.
>>562000808Quite literally, yes. It's one guy. And he runs a discord.
>>561991457woah
>>562001425Wait, seriously? ANOTHER shitposter that's just a 'corded up troon?
>>561991457Nice work anon
>>562001357>>562001425
>>561991646
>>561994328I could see Andrew and Ashley living in a slav panelak brutalist block if they were born as slavs. On the other hand if they were americans they would live in a trailer park as white trailer trash
>>562006283*trailer treasure
>>562006207That's actually adorable and really funny. God I wish I could grab both of them and scream in their faces that: they love each other, and are destined to be together no matter what.
>>562006207Beep beep beep, critical lack of Julia detected ITT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo_kBzWCNf8just finished watching this low budget horror colombian film from the 80s, it's not that great but i thought i'd share it anywaythese two half siblings start developing an incestuous relationship then end up committing cannibalism and such
>>562007682>video is age restrictedinvidious might workhttps://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=Bo_kBzWCNf8
>>562006283If they lived in a typical commieblock it would arguably have been better because at least their room would have windows.
>>562006429>trailer treasureI agree, white trailer trash girls are amazing like herhttps://youtu.be/bAd13QLcY2Y>>562008220I feel like a commieblock is very similar to where they lived in the game. They even get noise complaints
>>561997826>Sometimes I delude myself into thinking if that were the case, maybe we'd be closer than we are.I don't know about that. We had people tell us we would be closer because we're twins and have been together from the beginning but we don't have another sibling so I can't really compare. I'd say our parents giving us a traumatic childhood made us closer than being twins did.>How often do you see her anon, and what's the last meaningful conversation you had with her?We still live together so literally every single time when we are both home or when we're out together though that's been happening less and less frequently as now we both work and she has had a boyfriend for a somewhat long time. I will have to ask you for your definition of meaningful conversation to answer your other question but probably a long time ago.>>561998117Is it really?
>>561964554>So basically [entirely made up character with no personality]Faggiest /calg/gers since haggots congrachulations
>>562006207What is this supposed to depict? Did they have a vision while awake mid fight or sumthin?
Ashli is my qibla.Kaaba is a stone.
>>562010496>Faggiest /calg/gers since haggots congrachulationsLatching onto a character whose entire personality is a hallucination made by people who are only interested in the game at the most surface level, taking an existing thing and slamming it into awkward shapes so it fits together the way they want it to. They're literally the same thing, they're literally on-par with the /co/fags who treat shit like Gravity Falls as incest media despite the fact that the incest in question is literally ALL fanfiction from secondaries and tertiaries.
>>562012086I don't really get the Andrea thing I've not engaged with it, I just find messing with the Julian rape victim nonsense hilarious, and there's more room to shitpost over it since it involves less critical characters.Others seem to want to sexualise Julian which is creepy.
>>562012681Nigga, none of those characters exist. There's nothing to "get" because they have nothing to do with the game.
I only care about real characters myself.
>>562012086>>562013256Are you paid to do this or are you this mad all the time for free?
>>562013695>nooo I want to talk about my fanfic characters you're not allowed to crticize me!
>>562013586Show me canon (smaller than advertised) Ashley booba.
>>562014109>smaller than advertised>they're fucking huge
>>562014289If I order a 72 oz roast and it's only 71.99 oz, it's technically smaller than advertised.
>>562014109
>>562014953They change size depending on mood.
Odds nothing on WednesdayEvens devlog on Wednesday Digits new episode on Wednesday
>>562015183Odds nothing happensEvens nothing happensDigits nothing happens
>>562015183Give it until tomorrow morning, around 7-8am PST. We'll know then.
>>562015424>7-8am PST(UTC-7). So that's 2-3pm UTC and 5-6pm EEST (UTC+3)?
>>562015424But tomorrow’s Tuesday
>>562006207Why did they listen to Doug when he told them to stop?
As large as advertised
Plowing your sister and watching her fat sisterly lovepillows bounce around and into her face
>>562009820We had a pretty nice childhood so that may explain why we aren't that close and don't depend on each other for basically anything, unlike you, but that'd be pretty depressing since it would mean giving your kids a good environment while growing up would make them go their separate ways too hard later in life. >that's been happening less and less frequently as now we both work and she has had a boyfriend for a somewhat long timeI was about to say I envied you but now feel a bit better, or more like less worse, bc my sister at least hasn't had a boyfriend that I know of. Stay strong anon, have you either seriously thought or tried to get a girlfriend to get over your sister?Also for me a meaningful conversation should revolve about how at least one of you feels about the state of your life and/or how the world should be (ideals and, well meaning).>entirely made up character with no personalityI don't care if you believe me or not I literally told her that once, and she got incredibly angry, saying I don't know her in the slightest, rewriting events of our childhood to make me doubt my memory. She clings to that facade of being like everyone else but at the same time better, more level headed and reasonable. She does whatever it takes to look interesting and at the same time a tik tok addled normie, and gets incredibly mad when someone (me) insinuates that's not the real her, that the way she acts when we're alone is completely opposite in many ways. She lies and lies and lies and in the end I suppose I'm afraid the lie ends up swallowing everything I recognize about her who was my first and most important friend.>>562012086Tbqh I'm an Andreafag mostly bc the whole genderbend thing reminds me of my real life but the concept is interesting on its own due to how important gender roles are for the game and Andrew and Ashley characters especially.Plus Gravity Falls mentioned.
>>562026041>entirely made up character with no personality>>562010496
>>562008220>not symmetricalWay more irritating than it should be. Also damn that's tight, the two bedroom version barely even has a living room.
>>562014289>>562014953Either way they're fucking perfect. Proportional to her body and I love them.I also bet Ashley got a cute pink innie and a starfish butthole
Do you think Julia will truly get no bad end?
>>562032427She’s cooked in Burial, especially if it’s an Ashley centric route like theorized since Decay seems to be Andrew centric.
>>562008220as someone living in a commieblock our windows don't open fully
>>562035262I hope one of them has Andrew becoming more and more unhinged while Ashley gets more sane until at the climax of the story he serves Julia's severed head on a silver platter to a horrified Ashley
>>562032427Julia is going to live happily ever after in every single ending, and I am 100% serious. I have never been wrong about Julia before
>>562040087Did Andrew rape her during their first time?
>>562040523I guess it depends on how you define it, but I'd say no. It was definitely coercive and not fully consensual, but I don't think Julia would've been outright saying no. Just one of those "no means no but yes means yes" kinda things
>>562043568Why did she become Barbarelleyley? Just to kill Julia by sitting on her?
>>561995508nice
>>562043568just crawl right in that pussy and start punching the g-spot like a speedbag
>>562045640cuteeeeeeee
My sister almost got ticketed by the police for loitering because she keeps visiting and hanging out with me at work when ive told her before she shouldn't
>>562046902post full room
>>562046902post tits
>>562043568Imagine if you were stuck in Julia's position and Ashley let out a huge fart haha that would suuuuuuuuuuuck
>>562043568god I wish I was there
>>562047523*were
>>562047632how is was not correct
>>562047981Because "was" isn't a subjunctive.
Get those Coffin lids ready because April 1st is nearly here!
>>562050450It's more than likely just going to be a devlog than anything. Since that achievement got added then removed they've been dead silent on activity behind the scenes. Unless we see shitloads tomorrow, don't expect too much.
Uh... guys... I think it's a sign. Ashley moon incoming.
>>562052576Nemlei is ovulating x
>>562053454girls dont ovulate
>>562053527Sorry, I'm boyvulating right now.
Oh yeah, 24 days ago marked the 2 year anniversary of /calg/ coining "imboygnate": https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/imboygnat%2A/page/2/
Genuinely the only thing thats prevented me from killing myself is the good relationship I have with my sister
I could've fixed her...
And now we wait... keep a close eye on SteamDB.
>>561885876>>561886109
>>562056304>Friend B x AndrewShe would NEVERShe probably doesn't even know who Friend B is lmao
>>562053907You shouldn't kill yourself regardless.
>>562053907You should NOT kill yourself regardless
I hope that in Burial we see more of Ashley's perspective, specifically her struggling with wanting to remain a child, but growing into a woman and all that entails. I'd like to see how she deals with her blossoming sexuality. Maybe she did have the hots for Andrew as much as he did for her, but she was better at repressing it. Nemlei did say she had sexual needs, but looked to Andrew to satisfy them like all other needs.
>>562026041>we aren't that close and don't depend on each other for basically anything, unlike youWe don't either. Where did you get that?>Stay strong anon, have you either seriously thought or tried to get a girlfriend to get over your sister?Not to "get over her" but I did try a few times, all unsuccessful. Currently have my mind set on someone, we'll see if I can accomplish anything.>Also for me a meaningful conversation should revolve about how at least one of you feels about the state of your life and/or how the world should be (ideals and, well meaning).I don't think we've ever had a full on conversation like that. Mostly just talking about specific aspects of our lives, and mostly one sided from her. I guess the last time would be a few weeks ago.
So... how we feeling about potential news today?
>>562062965April fool's joke and a release date for Ep4
Ashley's pussy SMELLS
>>562066798Good (that it smells)
Graves men worry too much.
>>562040523No but I did
>>562064097>"April Fools!!" on the 1st with no release and an art piece similar to the iconic Cry About It image>actually releases the game on the 2nd, which will be the real April FoolsBravo Nemlei
>>562070505I'm so desensitized when I see a naked sister beauty my first thought is "she'll get cold"
>>561856297Am I a fucking retard, I looked at the calendar wrong and thought today was going to be April 1st and not March 31st
>>562074990They recently moved February 30th there, that's why there's 31 days.
It appears Andrea's superiority has led to some controversy
>>562075312Where did they move February 29 then?
>>562076907It gets postponed to the next year 3 out of every 4 years.
>>562050450Wasn't this a real update?>>562053454Is Nem ugly or cute?
>>562077768Nemlei is a catSisters are catsSisters are also cuteTherefore Nemlei is cute
I hope Nelmei gives us a bad ending where Ashley does take the massage parlor job. Having detailed scenes of what Ashley does and experiences is essential to fully understand the game.
>>562079129
>>562079128Affirming the consequent
>>562079536Alright you got me there, but Nemlei is most likely also a sister because most of her works features well-written siblings. Incest aside, I'd be very surprised if she wasn't writing sibling interactions from experience
>>562072394This is the thoughtful brother mentality
Coffin Steam review positivity by language:English (19,681): 95% positiveRussian (3,624): 96% positiveSimplified Chinese (3,292): 98% positivePortuguese - Brazil (2,277): 96% positiveSpanish - Spain (1,494): 97% positiveTurkish (1,175): 90% positivePolish (938): 97% positiveKorean (728): 97% positiveFrench (609): 98% positiveGerman (588): 98% positiveSpanish - Latin America (386): 97% positiveItalian (341): 99% positiveTraditional Chinese (222): 100% positive
>>562079129My detector is sensing something...
>>562081654>no KurdishIgnoring the very large Kurdish Coffin fandom (1 person) is a tragedy. For shame!
>>562081654The Turks are to blame for the game having a less than overwhelmingly positive score
>>562081654>Traditional Chinese (222): 100% positiveCHINA NUMBA HUAN!! ! !
>>562082636Anon that's Simplified Chinese. Traditional Chinese should be dressed in a bunny suit.
>>562082284The fuck is Turkey's problem with this game? What, Ashley isn't wearing a hijab? Andrew works at a pork steakhouse?
>>562083715If I'm not mistaken, Turkey used to be a popular "cheap" region that people from other countries switched to so that they have to pay less for games. And I think a few years back Steam removed regional pricing for Turkey or something like that to prevent people from abusing the system, so everything suddenly became more expensive there. So it could be people complaining about prices more than anything. Then again I could be speaking out of my ass here because I'm falling asleep and can't be bothered to check anything right now
>>562082636>>562083121>yu raiso eatar fakku yu!
>>562083715They hate incest
>>561855806TOMORROW
https://steamdb.info/app/2378900/history/Nothing. Expect a devlog. If we're lucky there's a release date with it.
>>562083715I can't believe Ashley said 'Remove Kebab. Take back Constantinople' in the game. What did Nems mean by this?
>>562084546The reviews are based on language, not the region the user account is set in, so that can't be it. A Chinese man whose Steam account is set to China as a region, but who writes a review in English, will have that review show under "English".
>>561868860>I really don't think Nemlei would directly call one of the endings the true one.Why? You'd get butthurt about your delusions being shattered by reality? Total fanfictard death!
>>562081654ashley is italian girlcoded i always said
>>561858890Damn it why aren’t blue boards safe? I’m not trying to lose my no fap streak and whoever did this art did a great job. Seriously good work.
>>562086516They're clearly Mediterranid
>>562081654hey, where's japan?
>>561885520Wait, I thought we all just liked the game. You people are actually sexually attracted to your sisters…?
>>562089362Filthy gooner. I can't fap to anything related to Coffin. If I do I know it will be like all the other stuff I jork it to in my subconscious instead of the very word of God (Nemlei) (pbuh). Don't get me wrong, I have a ton of Asshley images on my phone. But I only have them either as images to post on /calg/ or pieces of art.You need to get a grip, not everything hot is to be fapped to.
>>562089981Go back
>>562089981What's wrong with being sexually attracted to your sister?
>>561902086Oy vey goyim why do you gotta be so antisemitic don’t you know passover is right around the corner?
>>562089904>Languages with enough reviews to generate a language-specific review score have been split out below for ease of filtering.Looks like a language needs at least 200 reviews before Steam creates a category for it. Japanese doesn't show, so presumably it doesn't meet that threshold.
>>561908440She’ll get a splinter!
>>562089981i wish i had a little sister that was into me
>>562090890Good, you’d probably force yourself on her and she’d hate you for it.
>>562090106So I shouldn’t jerk off because it lowers my sensitivity to sexual enjoyment? Sounds like a great reason not to jerk off.
https://x.com/deatthot/status/2038399924144877662
>>562092119I’d do anything to make this fictional woman cum.
>>562090106I don't care about sisters, only about Ashley specifically
>>562083715>The fuck is Turkey's problem with this game?Ok so I just checked some negative Turkish reviews and it seems like it's a mix of joke reviews and retarded normies. The main problem for normies seems to be incest.Still, it's at 91% positive. That is high.
>>562089981What made you think I'm sexually attracted to my sister? I just described what she looks like, that's all. But I do miss her, though.
https://x.com/i/status/2038976974597792127
>>562081007This is the sexless cuck brother mentality
>>562092119I'm a Reneessance man
>>562092119"Older woman" my ass. She is in her mid 30s.
>>562098748b8
>>562101235That is beyond walled
>>562101235Late 30s but yeah
>>562102641Daughter
>>562101707"Walled" Renee looks better than most Zoomer girls.
>>562103303She's a cartoon, I would be surprised if that was not the case. Also it's because bitches use makeup that destroys their skin.
Just realized that Ashley uses tampons while Julia uses pads.Ashley's hymen status: OBLITERATED!!!
>>562102641https://youtu.be/_CQ_ehoRfsEThe Graves and Afton are both serial killers and have a rabbit motif. Coincidence?
>>562102641Would Leyley have enjoyed Freddy Fazbear?
>>562104320What's the status of Andrew's boymen?
>>562104695Well they were kids in the late 80s...
>>562104320The hymen is less important than the actual virginity, and in actuality can be pretty easy to tear in a lot of women for any number of reasons. Some girls can fall on their ass too hard and rip their hymen.
>>562104839Destroyed by Jane
>>562089981I'm not but I do pinch my sister's ass regularly as punishment and she probably thinks I'm more of a freak than I really am.
>>562105005Excuses given by floozies when they want to pretend they're pure after riding the cock carousel
>>562106726Anon, I don't know if you've ever interacted with the average hussoid nowadays but they don't even pretend to be pure, they at best divide the sluttiness by a factor of 3 or so.
WE are all Thiupilled
>>562098743This guy's hussysona is his sister and instead of dating Andrew I presume she is just dating him
https://x.com/valI1en/status/2038661890415513787/photo/1>>562007682Error: Duplicate file exists. here.
>>562107365WE ARE THIU KIRK
>>562106841I have and its gross what they are like. We need to go back to traditional values
>>561885475>siblings together achievements genuinelybased
>>562109692We need to encourage a return to traditional sibling values.
https://youtu.be/_OM2jrgWGrg?list=RD_OM2jrgWGrgAny good coffin tunes you found lately?
>>562111216>no freckles But how will I know where to kiss?
>>562111654This so much!
>>562114591There is no wrong place. Except there, you sick freak.
>>562111654Sisterkissing is traditional sibling values, and soon to be modern sibling values too.
My wife Noelle is excited for the devlog!
>>562101235We're living in the fake ass nigga times. Lolicons are into children with wide hips and tits, haggots are into women who haven't even entered menopause... What has this world come to?
>>562120263Piss in my mouth? Not right now babe, I am monitoring the situation.
The more that time passes, the more I think she was right. Andrew and Ashley could've moved out whenever they wanted, they chose not to
>>562120263
Unironically this
>>561885520
sistersistersistersister
IT IS APRIL THE FIRST
>>562124470Nothing's going to happen faggot
>>562124630I'm straight!
>>562124630My racial kinship with Nemlei tells me that the devlog is due.
>>562124907I can fix that
>>562124630Something will happen, I think, even if it's just an announcement of a release date for the next chapter. IMO I hope it's just a release date.
>>562124907>>562125001
>>562125118God, I love homorabu
>>562125059Honestly I would be disappointed in Nemlei if we got Episode 4 shadowdropped. Episode 2's release date was known weeks in advance, and the moment last year's polls opened we knew when Episode 3A was going to release. I wanna take a day off for Episode 4, man.
>>562122831Quite literally this
>>562125593>Episode 2's release date was known weeks in advanceEpisode 3 too, oh how we so impatiently waited for February 30th! Only true /calg/arians remember.
>>562124470In like 5 more hoursWill it be a nothingburger again or will there be site wide chaos?
Zoomer cartoon but I imagine these two to be secretly Delphic, just like Lua and Tal (trust me bro), me and my sister (she doesn't know it yet), and Thomasin and Caleb from the Vvitch (you just trust me bro). God I love incest and watching siblings fuck.https://youtu.be/_mX1eIbajCM?si=qs_QudA-KIrRM1XY
>>562127059Add that to the list of A&A cosplays
>>562127059>me and my sister (she doesn't know it yet)That's horrible. She has a right to know, you should go tell her!
>>562122403Technically yes, but she's still an asshole.
>>562122403Renee is a whore.
>>562118989Doing my part by writing a novel revolving around emotional sibling incest (at the very least) and studying how to defend delphic (consensual) couples in criminal courts. The New Delphic Order will eventually rise.
>>562127659Nu-uh she only fucked and loved Doug. Was even willing to murder his father for him.
>>562127939>how to defend delphic (consensual) couples in criminal courtsIt's completely impossible because the laws are entirely arbitrary, and it has already been decided that the arguments against convicting homosexuality magically do not apply to consensual incest because... because. The only way to win that battle is by changing the laws themselves rather than trying to set a precedent, which would necessarily risk sacrificing a lovable and extremely attractive consensual sibling couple on the altar that is the legal hellscape.
>>562128297I think the "murder" they were planning was an abortion
>>562127659She may be a slut but she's no whore>>562128378>"He doesn't know just how lucky he was"
>>562129663Anyone got the full time capsule text on-hand?
Man, I hope this devlog is good.
>>562129750No
Once Steiner releases Burial, everything will be alright.
>>562128340Also, in the USA, even if the courts weren't hypocritical in their analysis of the constitution, the arguments used to make homosex a civic right would not hold up today. The Justices have recently deemed that enforcing a law that a judge dislikes does not violate people's right to due process.
This devlog is gonna be bussin
>>562130775I swear the "we went from planning a murder to planning a family" where on opposite ends of the letter. The murder comment might've actually been in Douglas's letter actually
>>562131085It was Doug's letterPro tip: just open the dialogue text file in Notepad++ so you can easily search through it
>>562130913This is again why I say that the laws themselves have to change, as a society we're comprised of the worst parts of liberalism with the worst parts of conservatism.
>>562131259>Notepad++Chinese backdoor
>>562131580>updating your programs in the big '26what are we doing here?
>>562131386>>562130913>>562128340That's a pretty good analysis, actually, but I was thinking more about how to get them the mildest sentence, ideally without serving jail time. Anyways, you've convinced me: we need to forcefully take power, maybe by promising the normies to actually improve their lot, and then slowly go from decriminalizing delphism to actively promoting it, each step hidden among hundreds of pages of social legislation.
>>562127939nyet
>>562131651I hope Nemlei doesn't update a certain fucking program on April 1
EIGHT HOURS
>>562132085Actually, it's quite simple.>sister accuses brother of rape>brother accuses sister of rapeNeither can be convicted of incest because that requires intent. Neither can be convicted of rape because there is no evidence.
>>562132265So did they unintentionally rape each other?
>>562132446That's just SnS
>>562132446The least fucky version of the defence, the story changes depending on whose trial is being held.What you're suggesting is telling the same consistent story at both trials. That is not impossible. But it takes much greater oratory skills to convince a jury that>you genuinely believed you were being coerced>so you had sex with another person>unbeknownst to you, they weren't actually coercing you>in fact, they didn't want to have sex with you>but now they also genuinely believed they were being coerced>so they quietly accepted it>so actually, you raped them accidentally, and against your will
>>562132265I would argue that does more harm than good. Historically there have been cases that have been prosecuted solely based on consensual incest, but this requires it to come to light in a way that is beyond a reasonable doubt. The burden of proof on the part of the prosecution is tremendous and basically requires the couple in question to have gone full retard.
>>562132185Uh, I hate to break it to you. It's more than likely going to just be a devlog if anything. Activity on SteamDB does not at all match the activity that happened last year before release.
IT DROPPED!!!1!!
A KIT9 JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!?
HOLY SHIT IT JUST TURNED FEBRUARY 30TH
>>562133130Does a child that's provably theirs count as beyond a reasonable doubt? I would think the legal status of the children would be the big stumbling block for a hypothetical secret sibling marriage, not the having sex part.
Nemlei.... where's the game?
>>562135270Costume sex party, neither party is aware of the other's presence
>>562135270>I would think the legal status of the children would be the big stumbling block for a hypothetical secret sibling marriage, not the having sex part.The mother would have to consent to a paternity test, and that's on the grounds that somebody can *credibly* accuse the child of being born of incest anyway.
I finally told my son that I'm not his uncle, but his father and that his mother and I are siblings. He said he knew. When I asked him how, he said that she and I have been sleeping in the same bed his entire life and he can hear us having sex and I often shout things like "Oh God, I love fucking my blood related sister!" and "Jesus Christ, I'm about to pump my sister full of semen that that is genetically similar to her own DNA!" when I climax.I apologized and said I was sorry that he had to find out that way, then I asked him if there was anything I could do to make all this up to him. He asked me to make him a sister. I guess it's only fair...
>>562134090I just said eight hours, I feel something coming whether it’s a devlog or update
>>562136071That makes the children legally fatherless and keeps their actual father from having any parental rights. He could become a legal guardian but that leads to questions when the kids start going to school, especially if they present themselves to randos as a normal married couple so they can openly be in a relationship. There's too much bureaucracy to go through to keep it secret and give the child a normal life.>>562137049Begone slopper.
>>562140348>That makes the children legally fatherless and keeps their actual father from having any parental rightsI'm not saying the system is fair or reasonable, but even if you present as the father the bar if evidence would be prohibitively high for any prosecutor if both parents deny sexual relations or refuse to testify, since the "uncle" could plausibly be said to merely be acting in the capacity as a father.
Where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it
PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROLTRUST THE PLAN
Ashleyfags, feast your eyes on this!https://youtu.be/GygvM_Z2oFU
I've been intending to replay SnS before nothing happens at 3am, but I'm scared. I don't even really know what I'm scared of, but I keep pussying out before I start the game. I think part of me is scared that the magic will be gone. Or maybe it's the opposite. Maybe I'll get pulled back in so deep it'll destroy me
>>562147586Who cares, AI slopdrew.
>>562090314kek
>>562147586Why SnS instead of the Cliffhanger?
Real talk regarding whether somethings drops tomorrow or not:1. It'd probably be bad marketing on Nemlei's part to drop new content (Decay 2 or Burial) unannounced, without letting the anticipation actively simmer first (/calg/ and a few twitter users are the minority, I don't think the broader fanbase knows about the achivement). I don't think there's an episode tomorrow, BUT I will be a bit surprised if we get nothing. Not so much because of the achievement thing, but because it's Decay 1's anniversary. Absolute best case scenario IMO: devlog + quality of life update with chapter select - paving the way for Decay 2 soonishIf you're an indie dev who cares about selling copies, launching unannounced when you could build up hype is a dumb prospect2. The biggest signal there's no major update tomorrow, IMO, is that at one point it was mentioned that Steam doesn't let you increase the price of a game shortly after a sale. In theory, we should see Coffin's price increase BEFORE an episode releases3. I stand by my theory that the achievement thing the other day was the developers testing the programming barebones of Burial (as Decay 2's programming comes to a close) and launching that achievement by mistake
>>562147586monster hunter sucks
>>562150570>stand by my theory that the achievement thing the other day was the developers testing the programming barebones of Burial (as Decay 2's programming comes to a close) and launching that achievement by mistakeThis could make sense. Decay part 2 is almost finished but Nemlei is beginning to work on Burial. I suspect a devlog and release date tomorrow, guessing June or July?
>>562150460Because it's the only complete route and I'm not expecting Ch4 today. I'm going to replay Cliffhanger from Ch1 when Ch4 comes out
>>562150542ai slop. you should go fuck yourself
>>562148917>>562152876Let it go, brotherman. The future is sloppaley and sloppaley is the future
>>562153068nigger.
>>562150542>EA
>>562150570>In theory, we should see Coffin's price increase BEFORE an episode releasesDidn't they increase the price to $12 in anticipation of the full release?
>Error: Maximum file size allowed is 4 MB
3 hours coffinbros
>>562155170hot
How do I make my sister Frutiger Aero?
>>562155170Bad End that ends with an erotic guro session where Ashley gets off on Andrew opening her belly up or would that be too much for Nemlei?
>>562156308Meds. Ashley is as vanilla as it gets.
I have a theory. Did anyone actually load up the game that one hour that achievement was implemented? What if it was for standard Burial? As a haha moment, but no one actually got it because no one thought of booting up the game...
Did I just encounter a weird glitch? Or is this 4chan's April Fools Day joke?
>>562156854yeah that's it, a complete nothingburger
>>562157274Idek her name desu
>>562157410rebecca she's from the cyberpunk anime
>>562156854How do you get to that page
>>562157410it's rebecca from the lagoon company
You guys think Ashley would hair her hair like this if asked
i forgot i have an active rednote accountit's mostly just tiktok edits and cosplays burying whatever fanart there is of the game
>>562157496All I did was type to make a post, and it gave me that after I hit, "Get Captcha"
>>562158272Lame I'm not getting it yet
>>562158303it's very hit or miss
Fuck me, replaying from Ch1 was a mistake. It's been 2.5 hours and I've just gotten to Ch3. Not that I'm not enjoying it anymore, I am. It's just that I forgot how I did the Ch2 segment ad nauseum during the Ch2 days so it's still a bit irritating to do
2 hours remain
I swear, Nemlei, please don't make me go on my lunch early so I have to go home and download the update to my Steam Deck.
>almost bump limitDamn, lets try and make sure we can fit the news in the new bread. So if it's page 8 but it's 5 minutes until the devlog comes out, let's hold off until we actually get it before someone bakes.
>>562160315>25 posts until then>sub 2 hours With the rate of speed we're moving at, should be more than enough time. Also, chances of an actual game drop seem low. Devlog, well, there has to be. If absolute silence I might be just a tad suspicious.
one more before bed
Nemlei, I'm going to be AFK for a couple hours, so please don't drop anything
Crackpipe told me it's not coming until 2040. Only 14 more years, /calg/!
Why is the game trending on twitter right now?
>>562162101still earlier than ES6
>>562160586Yeah, I'm doubting an actual game drop, but even a devlog means we get to (finally) update the News section
>>562135270turkey baster defence
>>562140348What if the uncle adopts?
>>562159502
I only just now realized that the maps at the campsite tell you how to get through the puzzle
>>562164151I don't even understand why. New Experiences Excite New Wives was a perfectly fine hint but I guess some playtesters were too retarded and literally needed to be shown the directions.
>>562164151Just like maps in real life!
>>562163731By that I mean you claim the brother acted only as a sperm donor through artificial insemination and illegal sexual intercourse wasn't involved
>>562164258>New Experiences Excite New Wives was a perfectly fineNah, it's a shit hint.A better hint would have been a tree with a bunch of those 'our initials inside a heart' thing and the initials would be the direction you have to take in order.
>>562140348>That makes the children legally fatherless and keeps their actual father from having any parental rights.You can have the brother added on the birth certificate or given parental rights in the absence of a father depending on your country.It's like when uncles or grandfathers adopt the kid or are named legal guardians in case anything happens to the mom.
>>562137049Based
>>562163867I don't know if a form of adoption is legally on the table, but one has to consider that this creates extra problems in states with laws in regards to cohabitation. Circumstantially it's not unreasonable to draw the inference that the woman who gave birth with an unknown father while living with her brother who then formally adopts the child or has otherwise taken steps to establish legal guardianship may be engaged in an incestuous relationship when assessing the totality of the circumstances. Legally, the burden of proof is still nearly insurmoungable in the case both parties refuse to testify.
>>562164710>Nah, it's a shit hint.Only if you're retarded
STUFF IS HAPPENING
>>562165448Nemlei, please don't release an update unannounced.
>>562165448Did anything change or are these just resized store page assets?
>>562165448Nemlei, please release an update unannounced.
....Is she trolling?
>>562165602looks just resized to me
>>562165652SNEED
>>562165652See you all in September.
Even her voicemails are cute
>>562165448ANOTHER CHANGE COMING>ChangeNumber – 34784612 › 34784930
it's back
>>562166346Achievement is back????>Added achievements/TRUEEND/description: Reached the Truest of True-ends ending.
THEY ADDED BACK THE ACHIEVEMENT
Its so funny watching you guys get all hyped up for an update thats not coming
Yep it's an April Fool's joke.
>>562157948Lmaooo they would totally be chavs, you got any more from this artist?
>0.1%
NO NO NO WAIT I HAVEN'T FINISHED REPLAYING SNS AND I FORGOT TO MAKE A SAVE IN CHAPTER 2
>Watch it be an additional achievement for clearing burial route of Episode 2
Things are happening
!!!!https://steamdb.info/patchnotes/22550309/
This is genuinely the most excited I've been for anything in an entire year
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/538883150377386085?l=englishITS REAL
>>562166549You can only reply to this post if you have the achievement
>>562166665I find it hard to believe there would only be 47 new files in a new episode.
>>562166665>>562166713HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BUGFIX UPDATE
>>562166713>Backported a few small enhancements.hmmm...
well this is new
Nemlei I'm waging!Please delay the update by about 10 hours!
ITS HEREhttps://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900
>>562166765We need diffs of the assets and translation strings stat
>>562166864We fucking WON
>>562166907BURIAL DEVLOGhttps://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/537755982024934503?l=english
>>562166864Wheres this image fromI want to know if THE ONLY TRUE SOULMATES get more content
>>562166864Aww, all it took for her to actually love Ashley was copius amounts of drugs.
make sure you get that new vision unlock
Alright so what are all the new CG's?
WHY WONT MY GAME UPDATE
>all routes are being developed simultaneously. Good progress has been made, and whichever episode gets completed first is the next major update. It's currently looking like it'll be Burial.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OSMETHING HAPPENED
>>562167187restart steam
Wait im a newfag was burial or decay the one where they have a moment on the bridge and flirt with each other
>>562167262Burial
UPDATED NEWS SECTION FOR THE OP># News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[APRIL] Decay and Burial being developed simultaneously, whichever episode gets completed first is the next major update. It's currently looking like it'll be Burial.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=537755982024934503
>THE HEADER IMAGE OF HER BLUSHING WHAT IS GOING ON AHHHHHHHH
lol
>>562167202my best guess is july/august for when we get the next report, and then release date is to be sometime in Q4 this year.
Happening status: CONFIRMEDPlease update News in next bake
BRB, going to fap to Ashley x 6Eyes
>>562167295Blushley and Lipstickley in one devlog...
oof poor guy
What is the meaning of this
I WILL BAKE WITH AN UPDATED NEWS SECTION
>>562167472>>562167472>>562167472Since we're on page 8 already
>>562167419MAKE THIS THE NEXT THREAD IMAGE
is there an easy way to see all the new images added?
>>562165264No, it's just a bad hint even if you know what it means, it's random as shit and that sentence make no sense in context.
>>562167485Beat you to it sorry anonI was gonna alert the thread but we hit page 8 too quick and the post cooldown is long af
>>562167505well I had the previous patch decrypted so I just decrypted the new patch -> copy paste images-> let windows skip repeats -> cut all the selected (which would be the new images) -> paste in new folder
>>562167531>make no sense in contextanyone with half a brain would know that New Experiences Excite New Wives is a hint about directions and surmise that it means North East East North West
>>562167705>It made me feel smart!!!!It's still a dogshit hint that make no sense with where it's placed. I understand you're a midwit desperate to feel smart and actually understanding the simple sentence I am writing but overclock your brain and read this carefully: This make no sense with where it is in the game and in-universe.
>>562167705>Can't use capital letters>Isn't bothered by the clearly ESL hint not making sense.Checks out.
>>562168821>got filtered>pretends this makes him intelligent>>562169030>Can't use capital lettersPlay the game.
>>562169126>Y-y-y-you got filtered!!!!!I wasn't. I got it easily (which make you making it your one point of pride hilarious), it's still a dogshit retarded hint that make no sense in universe but you don't have the IQ to understand this sentence.
>>562169126>Aieaieaie senior, playo the gameo to see me sentenco no having capitula lettero!You didn't use capital letters here >>562167705 , Pablo.This reply where you don't use capital letters isn't in the game, Pablo.You are retarded and can't read, Pablo.
>>562170053>You didn't use capital letters here>links a post where capitals are usedWhat the fuck are you trying to nitpick at this point?
>>562170164>Probably capital are used>First word in the entire post is 'anyone' with no capital letterThere's no nitpick, you simply don't get the english language or basic logic, Pablo. Or you're blind.
>>562170164Faggot, you're supposed to start a sentence with a capital letter, you didn't do it in that post. How old are you?
>>562170349>>562170449
>>562170519That's right, shut the fuck up and run away in shame, Pablo.
>>562170714As we all know, English is the only language in which sentences begin with a capital letter. We also know that neglecting to capitalise the letter "A" is neither a mundane clerical error that may be caused by failing to properly press the Shift key, nor something that is completely ordinary in casual English writing.
>>562170872>I'm not ESL, just generally retarded! Also I'm too mad to stick to my (you) cope!Nice self own, Pablo.
>>561874281https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-0gXBMCOUSw
>>561874281>Now that the dust has settled, does anyone else think the whole camper thing was really contrived?Yes, I've said so several times, they've literally JUST came across cops and Andrew was JUST being paranoid 5 seconds ago while also clearly disliking the demon and Ashley's trinket. Him being confident in taking on an entire family when it's not even needed AND not even thinking about the kid make no sense, especially when the only pay off for that is more interactions with the demon and getting visions he clearly neither trust nor like.
>>562171002The problem with that crossover is that L has no way around the supernatural elements without Light giving himself away due to feeling challenged as a genius that's similar to L.But at the same time, Ashley and Andrew are also the types to expose themselves completely independently from L's investigations.And then you add that both their worlds are MASSIVELY differnt, where Death Note is a fairly 'realistic setting' (as much as random heart attack killings would actually decrease crimes instead of inciting mass riots and uncontrolable cults all claiming they did it) while Coffin is basically 'Parody Dystopia Land'.
>Write disgusting porn of mentally ill siblings committing incest>Deflect criticism by saying it’s just exploring characters in a story>Make money off your disgusting incest fantasyNemlei thinks I’m stupid. But I’m not stupid and I know this “game” should be illegal.
>>562174364>Using a pic of an e-whore who's boobs and pussy are on the internet to make your point about a game with 0 pornography in itBold choice
