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Digitan LOVE
this thread will be comfier
>>561859693We call umas wives ITT
yankomanko
I love my WIFE who is an UMAMUSUME
I see where the troonposting are coming fromIt's the Rebricked discord recruitsThe timing is too coincidental
>>561859746The Yes/No pillows are very erotic
>>561859850For me it's only the yes pillow.
>>561859756one of these umas is not like the others
>>561859753will we ever get a falco alt with her hair down
>>561859917whore slut prostitute skank
>>561859876But without the No, you never get to see it being embarassedly or coyly flipped to Yes
>>561859756>>561859836Hello /v/maI understand the main appeal of your board is to post twitter screenshots or discord screenshots with "DRAMA" that only brown people enjoy, but nobody here actually cares about the official discord.The only brown "DRAMA" you will find on /uma/ is club drama that our resident /vt/sisters enjoy bringing up around this time of the month.
>>561859939You wouldnt be able to handle that anyway.
mambo
>>561860002MAMBOOOO
Did anyone manage to matchup with wittard during Trackblazer in the rooms. He could be putting out shit umas again with his shit advise.
every time I get the urge to engage with baitposters I just look at spechud
pisces status?
>>561859939Falco already has 2 altsnoone has more than 2 altsit's over for her
>>561860154slurp
>>561860154her tits ain't that good
https://youtu.be/1P2tJLMZeXs
https://x.com/HonegumKuttan/status/2038138204805816606satono diamond if she real
>>5618601753rd in b finals is mine
IF YOU KEEP CALLING THEM WIVES I'LL REPORT YOU ALL TO CYGAMES!!!
>>561860198if you had a summer alt id masturbate to it too, tama
>>561860175will be training right up to finals as usual and the finals entry will be completely different to everything i used earlier as usual
>>561860221we call them umawaifus
>>561860221Reported for announcing reports
>>5618601751d left and I already finished my aces.I'll enjoy the ride to A finals while flatlining for a week straight, or maybe I could improve my TT team depends on what shiraoki-sama wants from me.
ORANGE UMA WIFE
>>5618603297 and you don't even do your dailies for one week straight
>>561860175im already preparing parents for cm13
>>561859939Wouldn't Falco get used to Flash seeing her un-idol side since they're roommates?
>>5618601753rd in A finalsI'll take 3rd in B finals as well.Game didnt grace me with MLB Windy and MLB Tachyon fuck this game
>>561860253whytamachan isn't sexy at all
7 and i get out of bed
>>561860329Shiraoki-sama says you should do Fuku fan runs, until the next cm starts.
>>561860175i just finished making parents for Aries
>>561860221We call them Umamas
Have sex with your uma wife now
t...thank you team sirius for not showing up
>>561860483>fan runsMan, some of your danchous would make good trainers. They have you whipped so well you start making fan runs out of your own volition.
>>561860605the OF link is THAT good.
>>5618603297 and you lose B finals
>the official global trooncord is ran by troons>the global general is ran by brownsGlobalbabs are never beating the allegations。。。
>>561860593>Front RudolfWhy not the alt
HOW ARE YOU NIGGERS SO FUCKING LUCKY THAT YOU'RE ALREADY MAKING PARENTS FOR 5 CM'S FROM NOW I'VE BEEN STRUGGLING TO MAKE ACES FOR THIS CM FOR THE PAST 2 WEEKS BECAUSE THIS STUPID GAME NEVER GIVES ME EVERYTHING I NEEDLESS THAN 2 DAYS AND I ONLY HAVE A SINGLE ACE AND EVEN THAT IS ONLY USABLE
>>561860583>Have sex with your uma wife nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcODLYnY3X8Am I getting NTRd? Yamero Bakushin
>>561860441Flash maintains her schedule autism even in private so Falco is forced to keep umadol act on too
>>561860605I dont do any fan runs. One Mant run is all I can manage. I do want to get Fuku's biggest fan title during MANT tho
>>561860680im just trying to get a 3 star blue spark, i havent hit one rudolf spark yet
>>561860731the better you are at the game, the luckier you get
>retards still trying to bait with discord dramahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlKao_Pox5A
shut up fatty
>>561860731Lucklet
My adorable WIFE, Cafe
>>561860874Bigger
>>561860731umamusume is a luck gameyou're chasing phantom umas that don't exist that's why you can't make good aces
>watch vtuber occasionally>claims to be big fan of uma>watched all seasons, and the movie>showed off merchandise>does countdown with uma stuff before game release>game releases>she ends up doing half a stream of a career >never streams it again>never talks about it>still regards herself as an uma fanwhat is this mental illness called? How can you claim to like a franchise or be a fan of it while not liking the actual form of it
This thread should have a CM plat check as captcha
>>561860961The vtuber was trying to relate to you so you could provide her money.The hag umavtuber I follow even does watchalongs for keiba races, that's the difference between a tourist and a fan.
>>561860961her oshi? Agnes of course
>>561861013But then nobody except for me would be able to post.
>>561861013Just be the tripfag you want to be
>>561860961There are people on twitter who say they're fans of resident evil but have not played a single one and at most watched someone else play it poorly Then when called out on it they talk about how they can't afford the games. These people are not fans of the medium, they are fans of the "community".
What's the standard front runner deck for CM12 looking like?
>>561860938
>>561861013even better, paid carats check
>>5618611102 guts 3 wit 1 toproad
>>561861110>front runnerOguri is a pace chaser not a front runner anon.
>>561861105Wasn't Resident Evil 3 like actually 3 dollars recently
the only REAL uma fans are keiba gods
I want to die
>>561861141Sex
in the past hour i've unironically given up on 8 runs
>>5618612021 dollar for every hour it takes to beat the game
>>561861192But I can't run 3 Oguris...>>561861189Guess I'll give it a try
>>561861202I wouldn't get that game even for free.
>>561860961>>watch vtuber
>>561861192You can turn her into a front bwo
>>561861105>These people are not fans of the medium, they are fans of the "community"Just like the retarded avatarfags here, especially the spamming staygoldnigger because at least the ntrfag rarely shows up meanwhile I'm stuck filtering md5s all fucking day with the other faggot
so when are we getting uma musume 2?
>>561861189>running no stam on a front runner for 2000m...
>>561860961Vtumors or any other kind of streamers are always only riding the trends. They'll be fan of whatever hot for that month and never hear it from them ever again.The only thing consistent thing that they're fan of and you'll hear from them at most is Pokemon
>>561861251This is actually a good way to get rid of bad seeds and you can usually tell before classics
>>561861141Muslimpanese disliked that
>>561861379heh, I see these 2 in the opposite way, the staygold guy posts his umas, and runs sometimes, the NTR fag has never ever posted anything game related but I rarely see him anymore because I got him completely filtered
>>561861419Didnt we already had a 2000m CM Enough gaslighting
>>561861324gold shi bros...
>>561861443I was so distracted by Ardans heaving and heavy chest that I almost missed the filename
When the fuck are they adding more following slots
*festive miracle**victory cheer**angling and scheming*Thanks for the plat, mediumtards.
>>561861483Enjoy gassing out to a single murmur or ASE
>>561861591Victory Cheer works on the track?
I think i took too much "bait banner" advice to heart and ended up with too much carats saved and not really great decks for MANT. It's nice knowing i can roll on all upcoming cards but underperforming while having 170k carats saved feels kinda awful
>>5618614435 of the bad seeds in question were borrow legacy runs
I want to bully this thing.
>>561861141dele this
>>561861663Curren/Zenno is right there?
>>561861419>not just magically hitting 800 stam with just sparks
Aries is a 2 debuffers + XOguri CM
>>561861663i have 50% winrate without pulling much with the guts gawd deck
>>561861060Lui or Nui?
uuuuuuuuuuuuu umanko uuuuuuuuuuuuu umanko umanko
>>561861663Did you roll for FM atleast?
>>561861690Cheval and Dark Cheval owe me sex
ryan LOVE
>>561859979>IT'S DA BROOOOWNNSSSSS>EVERYONE I DONT LIKE IT BROWN
>>561861663Could have at least done the finemo banner bwo...
>>561861663how did you even get through unity if you haven't pulled on anything
>>561861796this but unironically
>>561861779Ryan SEX
>>561861648You only need to be 3rd before late race kicks in so it doesn't activate early, it's a gamble.
>>561861202fuck R3make
>>561861480>the NTR fag has never ever posted anything game relatedHe gives bad advice all the time. >staygold guy posts his umas, and runs sometimes,That doesn't belong here and is stolen anyway
MINNA
>>561861796post hand
>>561861663>fallen for the finemo le bad gaslightThe wit check requirement isn't THAT high...
>>561861202RE3make is probably the biggest mistake out of Capcom in the past 10 years. Imagine remaking a game and taking out EVERYTHING people remembered about it and somehow making it shorter than the original (already short) game all the while making everything about it worse
>>561861875No, the backstretch isn’t late race for CM12. You can’t get the accel version.
>>561861957>people getting 700-800 wit with finemo alone>anons were gaslighting it's le bad the entire banner
>>561859979Wrong. I enjoy drama. Mostly club drama, but Twitter is fine too
>>561861997>checked the track on gametoraaw fuck, the midrace is too longthen yeah, scrap victory cheer, amoguri won't be at her peak potential for cm12 (still SS tier)
People still shilling FineMo when Curren Wit has a banner running is peak sunk cost
if room match umas dont have much wit that means in the real cm people will run 400 wit umas...
no one wants curren whore
>satsuki sho>narita brian with 2 golds>5 clocks wastedFUCKING NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS
>>561862142yeah but why would you prepare for 400 wit umas
>>561862120there's nothing good and whoren's card
>>561862056Is Fine motion really a big deal? I feel like its been a gaslight since day 1
will magnitude have a teddy bear in game?will she be a villain even worse than laisu or doto?
>>561861514You should ignore it>>561861687I wasted some of mine that way too but at this point, just good enough parents will do and you might want to space out the borrows so you don't end up in consecutive bad seeds. I'm still upset I got the absolute best runs on digital and King after giving up my 20th ace run.
>>561862242She will be the Arabian Duramente
>>561862142you get 600 by sneezing and anyone using wit cards will have 850 minimum
>>561861773>>561861807the potential meme that was posted here kept me from rolling the banner. i have agnes and marvelous wit for MANT at least>>561861839I rolled on Kita so atleast i have her mlb. managed to get 6 plats but most were quite lucky. i am worried i wont even qualify for A Finals in MANT
>>561862225>S+
need help, is this bobo good?not pictured: standard distance 2, hanshin 2, victory cheercan get only one of these:-a&s-front savvy 2-Glittering star (not enough for radiant star)which one? it's my best bobo so far soif I fail to get a better one this will be my bobo ace
>>561862274oh, so she'll be an autist who doesnt even register ebayans existence
Support chains not finishing 9 times out of 10 has to be a fucking bug. It's more common than whiffing a pink spark. What a good fucking waste of fast learner.
>>561862242They will omit him from the game by adapting Yanko's 3YO season and 4YO season, but not 5YO season
S+ is enough
>>561862249I do not want to ignore Ardans chestI will eat this unsuspicious choco
>>561862242I hope so since these arts are cute
>>561862249
>>561862339>what to getevery single recovery you can, I'm not sure she survives
How do I these shiraoki help me
>>561862432the G1 race distance is easy if you run any long G1 with actually enough stamina or a gold recovery
>>561862225
>>561862274A cute autist with a cute hobby who gets doted on by multiple Uma?
>>561862318Not pigging out bro
>>5618624327L is just by racing a long rance with tons of stamina. 2nd one is just MANT
>>561862432>G1make a stammaxxer and stamcheck the enemy in KKKsho or Tensho spring>3 SSS counts as 2 S for 100 more stat only, so you can make a sprinter to witmaxx + spdmaxx
>>561862310I'm sorry that you fell for all the gaslights. Carats are not as scarce as you've been led to believe.
>>561862432Kikukka Sho / Haruten are the best for distancing umas.Do a bakushin run for the other one and get SS speed and S wit, that's enough.
>>561862350Take the Curren pill
>>561862517I just assume 20k per month. I think it's been good so far
>>561862482>MLB CreekYou're already a pig, a stupid pig.
>>561862518what a hairy fucker
>>561862242>March Lorraine has a hand puppet>Magnitude has a teddy bearThere's a connection here...
>>561862482Nothing bad happened to it... Right?
>>561862310Saving is fine, you will be fine.There is that one F2P maxxing anon who is saving everything until fall next year, you don't have to be that crazy, just get cards on the Tachyon banner -> Ramonu banner -> Pasa banner.
https://x.com/HAREMETCKEN/status/2038163496182120842
>>561862609Got 2LB during Tazuna and MLB during Rice banner + Half anni.Dumb paypig.
what does the whistle do and why is it a good item to buy? I don't get what the effect does
>>561862310keep saving bro you just need wit sparks for mant
>>561862609Every F2P who started during the Kita rerolling or before should have either FM or Creek MLBd, both if lucky.>>561862678It rerolls where your supports landed for training.
>>561862678Is your wit below 90?
>>561862678reshuffle current training, so that your kitasan moves from guts to guts
>>561862678>my supports aren’t where I want them to be and this is a crucial training turn>*fweet*>my supports are now in different positions, hopefully where I want them
>>561862678lets you pull on the pachinko machine again
>>561862723>>561862730>>561862736>>561862746>>561862748oh that's bustedi thought it was for the random events happening in the scenario
>>561862678you have like 10 good training turns so it is in your interest to reroll them
give me your list of top5 best tomboys in umabest as in META
>>561862746>>*fweet*wouldn't it be more like *chooooo*
>>561862846>i thought it was for the random events happening in the scenarioAnon, can you carefully explain what you actually expected?
>>561862678i have cheats on and it basically gives you the ability to change a 40 stat click into a 300 stat click
Yeah. I'm checked out for this entire scenario. I'm just going to do my best to get into A Finals 3rd place. It's a good thing my zodiac sign's rerun happens in Grand Live, not MANT.
>>561862889random uma events show up yeah? whistle to reshuffle shit again for a chance of MOAR HINTS
STUPID DOG
>>561862882anon?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGlVuOvYlHo
>>561862874katsudon ace
>>561862910damn, mine just changes a 40 stat click into a different 30 stat click
>>561862538I HATE CURREN
:>
>>561860731Just don't think too hardAre you spending money on the game?I don'tSpend your time somewhere else, just do a run once or twiceIt is what it is
4 more months until Grandlive where everyone can make UG umas with ease.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez0SJXXVaxw
>>561862882It's only like that when it's a large whistle attached to trains.
>>561862882That’s the wrong kind of Train-ing, Rudolf
don't think just umasturbate
>>561860731I haven't made parents since Gemini. Life is easy when you can just use good cards that give the skills you need.
>>561863038Hag uma... so long...
>>561861796/sp/ thread proved its mostly brown Americans lmao
>>561860731just rawdog your ace runs into parents
>>561862341The Uma effect hope to see the Uma community watch the Kentucky derby and make cool art I wish my favorite horse mage got art when he raced with yanko
8 runs of MANTThat's 8 hours of your dayCreek only finished her event chain once
>>561860731I haven't made parents ever since I hit the 9* stam Ryan and Rudolf. All my plats are because of borrows
>>561859753HOKKO SPATS UOGGHHHHHHH
I'm never going to build a new pc at this rate
>>561860731every run you get at least 600 in pretty much every stat1 spark glue2 spark grandparent material3 spark parent materialit will eventually arrive at grand parents and parents with 3 sparkits what it is, I use what I get
>>561863057
Rebricked (A+) has one spot available for April if you're looking for a club. Ignoring the shitposts, we're really just a comfy chill club, so don't be scared to join! >20mil monthly >don't flatline (unless you already hit 20m) >that's literally it Reply with your ID or apply in game with the magic word in your profile
>>561863418Just convince your trainee that they need to win the next race to get the carrot, only to not specify what race was agreed upon
>>561863142Artist?
>>561863057That's an absolute knee slapper
>>561863038unless you're a literal witlet you should be able to make UG's NOW like all of us here in this thread
>>561863618Tama would do this because she's evil
PSA that every time you use a whistle it actually scares all the umas into running around frantically until they have found new positionsit's very damaging to their mental health so please do not use the whistles!
>>561863706Half the thread consists of umarollers, anon
Man I don't know who's worse with this thread doesn't give a fuck about her", Mejiro Bright or Ayabe
sweepy racewear is so kino in action
wtf I got spooked in TS finals, I didn't know you can get events in this period
>>561863038>no need to racewhen is MANT 2 coming out
past few weeks has taught me that not having at least one of fuku, ntr or creek at mlb means an irreversibly bricked accounti pulled finemo instead and i regret it. garbage fucking card, nowhere near as good as they say it isand being forced to borrow creek means using 5 clocks literally every single run and still not being able to win the races that you must win despite having better stats than the rivals (genuinely how the actual fuck does that shit even happen)that being said, i’m done. for real this time. i quit. i’m already down to under 50 clocks. fuck this game. can’t believe i wasted the past 8 months of my life and some 200 dollars on this shit.
>>561863706>usbarely anyone posts their own UGs here thoughever
>>561863818you should see her
>>561863706Less than 200 anons are even competitive in this game.Do we even have 10 anons with UGs not 10 UG umas from 1 anon
>>561863706I can't because I refuse to train dishonest speed+power growth umasBest I can do is 3 SS 18ks
>>561860731My luck is dogshit tooSo every anon's advice of "get friendships to orange bwow" never worked on my runsAll I do is let the girl do 2 races then hit wit or rest, then raceBarely get anything worthwhile in summer too, never got more than a double rainbow ONCE every run, barely any 60% megaphones, it's always 20%, almost no energies, weights or charms either because fuck me in specific, if there's weights, is guts in non guts deckThis is my copeIt's all luckThere is no getting better
Tachyon is kinda unusable until we get evo skills right? Her kit has like nothing to make her win in medium or long and Pace is really weak without guaranteed NSM and gold Head-on
>>561863706I beat UGs in lobbies with my S+ umas all the time, don't need em
>>561863914Tachyon is cute
>>561863881see her what?
>>561862174Whats S1 and S4+ Are we playing the same game or are this discord terminologies.
predictions? I want Natie so I can MLB her
>"nooooooooo they are not le wives!!!">oka sho>literally means mommy award in nihongo (trust me i watch le animes)oh no no no your responses??
>>561863914Tachyon is on breeding duty for now.
>>561864070your team trials rating bwo.... play the game....
ug is easy just use a speed pow uma
>>561864073i hope you pull nice nature anon
>>561864073I will share with you my luck. Enjoy your Biko.
>>561864073This ticket smells of BikoIt has strong boy energy
I'm still the worst trainer here
>>561864073Tamamo Stamina
>>561864073spechud
>>561864073guts spechud
>>561864073yaeno muteki
>>561864208>>561864207>>561864197>>561864153>>561864146>>561864120nyoooooo...she's 2LB now, is she good for fronts?
>>561864119my ug virginity...
>>561864297Unrestrained is pretty good, yeah, but that card isn’t great until MLB
>>561864297She really isn't
>>561864297she was a decent 0lb card on release, but there's no reason to use her anymore considering we got a better suzuka speed for free
>>561863312I saw her for sale today
just finished my evening 10k run againyooooshevens i get mcdonalds for dinnerodds i get mcdonalds for dinner and a mcflurry for supper
>>561864313Shouldnt it be easier with Curren-chan
>>5618644527 and you fast for 16 hours
>>561864452please let me join you
>>561864452rip spechan anon...
>>561864452how about not getting slopdonalds
>>561864452noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I HATE SPEFAT
>>561864452You'll have to do a 5k run after to get rid of all the bullshit they put in Mcdonalds
kill yourself mcdonald astroturfing shill
>run 10k>regain all your kcals with mcdonalds of all things
>>561835173Literally false wtf dream world do you live in?
>>561864482im not doing cringeren chan in mant sis
Is there a guide how to use Team Sirius card?Is it good for non Longs?
>>561860336>Fuku's eye sparks disappear when she's embarrassedWtf... Or did her kid just steal her fortune powers...
>>561864924https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqF02AaUQvQwitgod released this yesterday
what's yanko thingken bout
>>561864938It was just for a gag
>>561864419You bought one right?
>>561864996>MLB RikoUghMy 1st R Riko was during the NTR bannerIs 0LB SSR Riko good enough?
>>561864996That's only to inflate umas to SS rank.
>>561863854>LateQwo...
>>561864924step 1, get the dates. step 2, race or date. only press train if 30+ stat pre debut, yr 2 onwards 45+ stat. step 3? profit.mood=energy items>stat>boosts>hammers
>>561865117unfortunately noI have a mambo kuripan plush and that's enoughalso have oguri cap on the way but it releases in june I think
>>561865079how hard she jobbed what should've been an easy winlost her chance to be known as the queen of gulf states
>>561865129Does inflated rank mean better umas for TT / CM
>>561865281>Didn't buy FukuIt's Shiraover
>>561865270>only press train if 30+ stat pre debutHow are you going to race pre-debut bro
>>561865437
Since YWHW is a Cow GodDoes that mean Cow umas are goddesses?
>>561865485i mean post pre debut
>>561861768nta but you just know >>561861060also there was that other post showing someone's plush at a race track >>561754918
>>561865330nyoa lot of people inflate their umas for TT as there is noone making guides for it, so they just statmaxx on wit and guts to get a shiny high rank, then lose to anyone who actually made good umas, you hunt people who do that to stay in class 6for CM rank is meaningless, you only need to hit specific stats and skills to be competitive, the more the better, but you can still perform with minimum requirement umasthat witgod guide is useless and is only a way to cope for people who say "I can't make anything higher than S"
>>561863854If you have to clock multiple times for 1 race then you need to train more.
If you ever want to make your trainee run three races in a row, remember she can crush your windpipe with one hand.
>>561865437They can sense your intentions and will destroy your body. Please stay safe
>>5618644527 and you order a pizza with extra cheese
>>561865538Thanks for the clarification
>>561865520Artist or robot?
Should I even consider trying to cope with 0LB Creek?
>>561865694borrow her
>>561865437is that supposed to be sloppa Daisca? Her irises are wrong
>>561865330It's for players who cry that they can't make SS umas and that includes me.
>>561865656DunnoSomeone posted it here and saved it>>561865694Cafe is usable or just borrow Rice or Creek
>>561865437did this man get bonked
ugh…
>>561863847>no need to raceyessss, i miss aping the wit button
>>561865807He tried to escape his fate.>>561865502
>>561865763I think people here can reach SS on meta umas like Oguri, its just the good rng like fast learner item is so fucking rare.
>>561865735>>561865772>borrowNo can do. Actually tried but kept getting fucked early because stats were too low to tank rival skills. Shit is impossible without Fuku.
witgod was right, the grind is simply getting a fast learner item
>>561863847>no need to raceWhat about affinity though
Hello friends!!!
>>561865913Just skip the first 2 g3 to get to 250+ speed dude
>>561865950Hello babydachi
>>561863818Can't take my eyes of Turbo in that pic though
>>561866035I'm gonna fuck this baby
It took me a while to realize that hoarding ankles and megaphones is dangerous and you should actually hoard Vitas and talismans more
>>561865913Just focus on speed and wit during pre-debut could easily get 230 and cream rival races.Are you guys still doing the date on turn 2 for a potential karaoke?>>561865930Whats the best time to kill a run?
>Oh hey reset time>1 hour to goI fucking hate DST
7
>>561863903Is that a space heater? I thought she was watching an oven like it was television. Fatty.
>>561866120
Time to log in and doe dailies>forgot time changed and now everything is 1 hour laterFUCK
>>561866186probably if you lost the kikukasho or if you didnt get sirius dates by end of year 1
>>561860961I feel like you desperately want the vtuber to like something you like.When a woman is into a heavily male dominated space its because of attention seeking and the personality of the previous or current boyfriend being emulated. They never would pick up an interest out of their own, and I would even wager a few years ago it would give them the "ick" if they have seen uma. Your interest in uma is a completely different thing from a girl showing interest in it, because you developed that feeling, even if its so simple like XY character is cute, or out of keiba, statbuilding autism etc, while their interest is more like a tool to achieve XY thing.In your case its your credit card number.
This is the first time I finally have a decent deck for CM. I ran 5 practice rooms, won 2 of them and placed top 3 in the others.Do I have a chance of winning group A finals?
>>561866212
>>561866378cringe
>>561866410the answer is yes. i hope you're just a clueless oblivious anon and this is not just a humblebrag
>>561865950hello pedophile
>>561866448yes, ebayan is cringe
>>561864996why the fuck does this guy talk like he has a cock in his mouth?
is she usable for this CM? she also has A&S (not shown)
>>561866490Japanese ESL
Calling your trainees wives is like *voice cracks* so problematic. You should stop that.
>>561860961>watch vtuberMental illness. I don't trust anyone online unless I knew their stances before 2016
>>561866526if you get lucky you can win A finals
>>561865537Hololive... in 2026? Maybe... if she's into keiba... No, I think I'll pass.
>>561866728https://x.com/AkiraKurayami1/status/2038083441489592610
>>561866526wit's a little low but looks good enough
fucking niggaI activated A&Swhy are you still this close
witgod shilling riko is kinda kek
>>561867228>discord screenshotsGo back to >>>/v/ no wonder your threads get removed with the shit you post
begone hag
>>561867281Plancha activates from 2nd place and at full power is stronger than inherited Angling.
>>561867281The Falcon fears the Condor
>>561867228sex
Why the fuck is it possible to get the skin outbreak mood down THE SAME TURN after getting Skin Outbreak
are the 20% race bonus hammers worth it?
Lads are there any horse racing games that are actually horses and aren't exclusively in Japanese? I'm craving something new that isn't a gacha.
i think cyjews gave shit stats and gold skills to rivals to intentionally fuck you over
>>561867579its +3 of a random stat compared to your usual rbyou tell me
>>561867321>/uma/ A+/ S clubs use discord>/v/maThis is no different from screeching SEAhours every hour when most anons here are American.
>>561867579If you have a surplus of shop coins, sure, why notI use them on G1s and even G2s depending on how frequently they appear
>>561867281Where the fuck do you think your going anon? Death is always an inch away.
any other safe turn other than Last turn of each year in case I wanna get freaky with schedule?
>>561867228Can they show me where the official ages are
>>561867596horse racing manager, its in early access but its already a giga-autism horse manager made by a finngolian
Do you buy & use hammers in classic year over scrolls & books?
+6 stat of a rare stat>cleat rng
>>561867675/v/ is the twitter and/or discord screenshots board.If someone posts twitter and/or discord screenshots, where do you think I'd assume they are from?
Uma Moose-ume
:<
>>561867473Why is it possible to piss while you shit but near impossible to piss while you have to shit?
>>561867794Whats the difference of that Eden / Sweepy discord screenshots for the past few months before Trackblazer.Its the same shit
>>561867781>SpoilerI can't bear to engage with another of those. They always end up with massive game breaking bugs getting ignored in favour of feature creep.
>>561867786I will end up with too many points to spent in Finals if I don't buy them
>>561867579It's the only way I got past the s+ hurdle and start getting ss.
Please stare intoThe nozzleDo not look away fromThe NozzleGive your credit card information toThe Nozzle
>>561867930I don't get the point you're trying to make. The eden/sweepy discord discussion, the VF discord discussion, all of that smells like /v/ shit threads. Refer to >>561867321 for anyone bringing up discord and/or twitter discussion. Those kind of posts only shit up the thread without adding anything of value.
i buy the notepadsstats are stats
>>561868076VF discussion is /vg/ /uma/'s thing/v/mas are barely competitive to discuss him with all their threads constantly getting deleted during Eurohours
>>561868081There is literally no situation where you pass on buying stats, if you can't afford the stats run more.
tfw the shop has too many good things to buy and you don't have enough points to buy everything
>>561860961>watch vtuber occasionally
theres a sweepy discord?
invest in 60% megaphoneonly buy 40% if 60% is unavailable
>>561868234I always buy the 40% megaphone during the first 3 turns after debut race and use it immediately.
>>561868234how do you train-race-train without 40% megaphones
I've actually unironically jorked it to Air Shakur before ama
>>561866174you shouldn't hoard anything...
>>561868164>buying a very points inefficient speed item when you are likely to overcap on speed anyway if you aren't shit
>>561868234>its summer soon and no megaphones>buy 40% megaphone that is expiring in 1 turn>race takarazuka kinen>60% megaphone has been added to the slop!
Just had a run where there were zero fucking vita drinks in the shop and quit at first inspiration.
>>561863746This made me laugh way harder than it should
>>561868282use TWO 60% megaphones
>>561868321teiosis...
>>561868198Ummah Musume
>ruins your good parent roll
>>561868462it's what happens during climax
>>561868468More like MachiGAY
>daylight savingfuck off
room doko
I finish the career with at least 6 items in shop I never use because I'm waiting for the right moment which never comes
>>561860961This is a high IQ game, women have low IQ.
>>561868462DANCHOOOO
>>561868462b-but summer starts in 6 turns
>beats your nepobabynothing personnel kid
>>561868468Tell me about Air ShakurWhy do girls like her?
Should I keep the master cleats at 2 and bank on the final shop having one?
>>561868507inshaumallah
>>561868752Magnitude is such a fucking cool name for a horse. I love them already.
>>561868808yes
>>561868808Yeppers
>>561864452evens and you get run over by a car on your next 10kodds and you get ran over by a truck too
>>561868814Fixed
the answer...use a whistleand if that don't work...use more whistle
>>561868778looks like a boygirls like boys
>>561868808here is 4 gray hammers gwo
>>561868548I guess we could say your saving strategy isn’t marvelous!
>JUST RACE GWO IT WORKSNo it fucking doesn't. At the end of the day your fate still lies in the hands of a computer outputting the worst possible numbers, because fuck you.
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE CAREFULLY PLANNING MY ENTIRE CAREER ONLY TO GET FUCKED BY CREEK DECIDING TO FUCK OFF AFTER HER 2ND CHAINAT LEAST WITH UNITY I COULD COPE THAT IT ONLY TOOK 30 MINUTES AND THE BURSTS WERENT GOOD THAT RUN
>>561868932Of course it doesn't. Is this your first day at MANT?
>>561868808Nyo, have at least a normal backup hammerI did this once and got fucked by rng
I still have 4 borrows and I don't care
nyooo reset and CMs are 1 hour later again. Now I need to stay up till midnight to start CMs
WATCH OUT ITS THE HASHIRAPIST
>>561868978Is it possible for the final shop to have no hammers at all? I figured even if you don't get a gold hammer you'd get at least the lower rank one.
>>561868932>1LB Riko
Is it a good idea to always spend my charms first before using any of my energy recovery items?
>>561868903>1 rainbow>use whistle>now 0 rainbowsI don't have any more whistles. What do I do now, Doto poster?
>>561868932youre using 3 wit cards to get 400 stat worth of wit.
>>561868437that's when you save it for the turn before arima kinen on senior yearit'll last that turn + first climax turn
>>561869060yeppers
>>561869123Yes, unless you're saving the charms for summer. Also I have stolen your Chiyo image.
>>561868932Get fucked pigger scum
>>561869154Press wit
>>561868932>2* Elnewcutie......
>>561869123Charms and energy have different uses, and are not interchangeable
>>561868932>JUST RACE GWO IT WORKS>No it fucking doesn'tthis is the type of shit /uma/ realized two hours after MANT dropped. we even made fun of JPfags for doomposting about awful mood and running 4 consecutives.
>>561869161i saw a sloptuber get ug with a similar build>>561869216she's 9* power and the only 9* anything i've managed
>>561868932>50RB>why is racing not good enoughbased retard
>>561868931I hope one day you feel the pain of leeches hatch in your urethra and eat your testes~
>>561868887NOOOOOO
>>561868932qwo? your 18 stamina sparks???
chiyo chiyo chiyo
>>561869154um...if you're whistlessjust buy a whistle...? idk
>>561868932>briko
>Autis/uma/ almost rank 700What the fuck happened?
ts climax races should consume 20 energy each too
>>561869430It's Mambos fault
>>561869123Yes, even better if you can combo it with Kale Juice next turn
>>561869430Autis/pocalypse/ in 3 days
>>561869430This scenario is ass and people truly weren't ready for it
>>561868932we truly are the retard general..
which uma is most likely to use a racial slur
Heh, I can consistently make umas with 1100+ stats in Speed/Stamina now. Now it's just the usual inspiration luck check hell.
>>561869401witGOD said riko is good THO
>>561869548The scenario is great. I can hit my quota without having to waste energy on shitty fan runs
>>561869548It's the best scenario yet it just burns you out really easily.
im rank 500 in terms of fans not botting, i might be playing too much of this game
Is it a huge loss if I only run mile/medfium races next cm? My picks are both F on long or sprint
>>561869632nips are built differentlyyou have to sit 36 hours straight to pull this off
>>561869548I'm having fun but also burning out kind of fast.
>>561869593Dober regularly says nigger with a hard R
>>561869478Dont say that...
>>561869593pama sexo
>>561869726Just do the Tiara route. You miss out on around 40 stats but that's not a biggie.
I have been using SSR Dober for a while now and I think she's not bad at all as a third wit card
>he got conned into rolling not one but TWO 35 prio cards
>>561869593Aruve
>>561869839You don't really wanna do the Long Route anyway since you have to overstam to do the Long Races
>>561869897Spe is a cute retard
>>561869970You're going to get 600-700 stam anyway for the medium race so technically you could, if you run like a late or end but yeah, better not. At least Arima you do them if your uma can.
>>561869727>>561869632>Paypig deck>Still have poop umasWittard will be humiliated yet again
>>561869904>didn't fall the for super creek OR fine motion bait>got NN wit that will be relevant for an extremely long time on late surgers, good on everybody this scenario>literally the only downside to her is i can't run her with her card
>>561869632>witGOD>doesn't max out wit
good umorning
>>561869430Some bwos just don't play it enough and we have fewer dedicated sweepies than other clubsYet it still is the comfiest club I've ever been, anons are always chatting or being silly so I don't care
>>561869897Spe is smart, King explained it badly.
>>561869632She actually is
>he fell for the daylight savings gaslight
OH SHITSEX WITH BROWNS
oh you're so fucking dead you lil shit
these are speedhacks/headless players right? how are they doing 60m a day
>>561870189Spe is not smart. She's one of the dumbest umas in the school.
>>561870316Its time
>>561870324Realistic depiction of the power gap between Opera, Doto and everyone else in their gen
didn't get anything in the daily free how about a jiggie>>561870396her ass is a wonder
>>561870292Sweet. She is a good and cute uma
Mambo!
The shoes of a triple crown racist are too big for you, Brian, hand them over.
>>561870416YOSHIKUYOOOOOOO>7th place
don't fucking "omoshiroi" me
>>561870416>>561870316As expected
>>561870324Yes, they're obviously botting. No, Cygames won't ban them.
Why is Rice Shower allowed to bring a knife to the race track
CYGENEROUSalso I don't know why my game is blue
>>561870594for protection
>>561870324It's obvious, yes. They're untouchable though, since they're big paypigs.
Yay
Brian would be more upset if you DIDNT eat her shoes after you beat her
I still don't get the "just race" career. I'm having better stats where I do less races and just train
>>561870324Nothing wrong with using speedhacks, not going to sit through 75 mins of Trackblazer instead of 45 mins
I'm so fucking spoiled by Turf Falco manI use her everywhere
>>561870696clearly you aren't racing enough
>>561870734hachimee isnt a real speed hack
>>561870696"Just race" only works with high RB decks, but you end up with shit skills. You find the middle ground, for some it's 50 for other is 60+
>>561870696I usually do 30-35 races to afford all the items and skills I need
>>561870696racing helps with store RNG, which is usually better than regular training outside of summer and helps you get skills to compensate as wellif you're training more it means that you have good facilities and get better training eventually
>>561870594
does this sexy chud survive medium CM?
>>561868553Women have on average 1-2 IQ points less than men, but SEAmonkeys are 10-15 IQ behind Europeans, so shut the fuck up faggot.
>>561870852are you hiding two more gold recoveries there?if not, then no
>>561870107>>literally the only downside to her is i can't run her with her cardThe downside to wit NN is that you're running late surgers
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
I'm 100% sure they removed the 3 carats reward from TT boxthis means I can never unfuck thiseverit's over
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>561871020>I'm 100% sure they removed the 3 carats reward from TT boxIt's team rating based
>>561870696most of the races are really only for shop coins and skill points
The veggies were administered
>>561871057Would
AAAAAAAA I LOST THE DAILY LEGEND RACE AAAAAAA
>>561870696you should be aiming for around 35 races, more than 40 is very rare and you'll start to risk running 4 races in a row and getting brickanything less than that you start to run the risk of not getting enough shops for the broken summers where you have 110% effectiveness trainings that cannot fail
One last for the style pollhttp://poal.me/vvb9oahttp://poal.me/vvb9oahttp://poal.me/vvb9oa
>>561871082explain further
dead
>>561871057always brown people
>>561871134
>see t*tter screencap>filter md5>stub:no;it's just that easy
hmmm
100TPOdds update my TT team, aim for 1M pts.Do a daily then flatline.0 the poster below this post dies.
>>561871057Lmao
Do your dailies ok i've gotten too many good shit from dailies lately... my next spark will be painful isn't it...
WTF IS THIS YOU HAG>>561871057>Account based in United StatesFucking Americans I swear, can Iran nuke it already?
>>561871150>forgot to do it againAm I going to miss the crystal? this is the 2nd one I missed
>>561871176Stego wouldn't act like that
somehow I have 1500 red shoes
Hishiama's body language is kinda sexy..
>>561871205If your team rating is higher, you get better chests from TT.After getting past S rank you start seeing the 50 carat ones.
>>561871374She wouldn't but there's very litle mtore art and most of it is ftore and those are the ones where she mostly acts cool.
>>561871201>all these late repliesI thought this was a paceGOD general, what the fuck.
>>561871201>lates are le WORSTswitched up quick huh niggers
>>561871057This is why you don't try to make a special safe space from things you don't belong, now she will most likely get doxxed and harassed
>>561871218as in RIP
>12/21It's over
>>561871486So it's only being posted as a cope because the male trainer is in it and nothing else?
should I do it, bros?
Happy Marvelous Sunday to you /uma/!No Marvelous Sunday races today because I am severely sick.The races will continue next week.Keep being MARVELOUS
>>5618714872 of the 3 shortstacks are lates, and Rob Roy can be a late if you want
>>561871627No, it's not worth it
>>561871534totally deserved
>>561871627No, Creek is completely useless post-Unity.
How many shards/hint books should we have at this point? I'm 1 day late on the legend races for the rainbow shard so I'm missing 1 from there and have also used 2 rainbow crystals.
>>561871627Nah outside of MANT LB3 Creek is quite usable (copable). Safe it
>>561871627Only use the crystal when you need her again.Most likely we will get another selector before that, so just use it on her there.
>>561871591Just being "fair" since I also post Ftore.
>>561871637>ペカーPecker>マーベラス!!Marvelous!!
4 races in a row is not viable outside of end of junior year>run a race>get hit with something like -30 stats and -2 mood + a sickness which in order to counteract you are using more than 100 points of shop items just to get 100 points>classic and senior year you can't only run 4 races in a row for the most part because of epithets
>get charming, practice perfect, and fast learner all before the end of junior year>getting plenty of cleats, horns, and energy items to max out my stat gains from training and racing >perfect run so far >suddenly get skin outbreak>mood plummets >no cupcakes being sold >no cure items being sold>waste 4 clocks trying to win my classic year G1s I’m so tired bros…
>>5618696322 power cards with Riko and stamina sparks is the easiest way to build long umas desu. power cards all have inflated stats so it's easy to cap both that and stamina
>>561871637Get well soon, marvelous anonGuess today isn't a marvelous day huh :(
>>561871259>>561871734You should eat your veggies, Brian.
>>561871627It's kinda too late now bwo, next longslop will be cm20
So how exactly do you build a sacrificial Suzuka?
>>561871627kinda late. i'd save it until you need creek again, which probably gonna be in cm20.
>>561871725I have already used some hint books, you're missing that legend races shard.
>>561871776>ペカーThis is an onomatopoeia for the sound of a flashlight coming on, Pe-KAH
>>561871057this is the dumb bitch who admins the unofficial server and banned every mention of uma x trainer because she self inserts as Vodka out of all umas and hates when Daiwa is paired with anyone but her
Maruzensky will be today's victim
>>561871725>>561872003I wonder why they implemented hint books so early if they're going to just make them rare.
>>561871925i think shes there to enable your front to pace up on her so anything goes
>>561860961To be fair, I haven't played the game either outside of the tutorial and rolling for new horses. I'm just here for the umas. I have 24.2 hours of total 'playtime' btw. I like watching the umas chat with each other and act silly or do cute things. I log in to get my free carrots, free rolls, and just hang out with the umas. I haven't trained any of them or entered anyone into a race yet (except for Daiwa Scarlet in the tutorial). I watched season 1, 2, the movie, and I'm up to date with the Cinderella Grey anime. I will start season 3 at some point. I consider myself a fan. My top 3 favorite umas are Super Creek, Taiki Shuttle, Maruzensky, and Satono Diamondo. I also like to look up umas on the wiki or watch youtube video documentaries and learn about their lore.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwHBFnDzgE8When I go for a run or jog, and I see someone ahead of me or pass me, I imagine they're an uma and it sets a fire in me to chase after them and surpass them. When there's no one around, I imagine one of my umas are ahead and I try to chase after her. When I'm near the end, I bust out my ultimate (aka sprint). Being a fan of Uma Musume isn't just sitting on your ass playing the game. It's a way of life. You simply run, chasing the goal in front of you.
>>561872049>be a straight male>like yuri because i like seeing cute girls get together>every single online community is just incredibly angry misandrist 2/10 roastieswhy have i been cursed
>>561872106Why are you here
>>561871534zoomers these days have no regards with their own privacy and safetywhy do you need to attach your own name to some silly horse anime game to end up doxxed is beyond me
>>561872049kek
>>561872049>wants to fuck Daiwa’s titsMe too girlfriend
>NOOO NOOOOO DON'T USE THE CRYSTAL NOW SAVE THE CRYSTAL FOR LATER BWO YOU DON'T WANNA USE IT NOW TRUST ME BWO KEEP THE CRYSTAL>later>BWO KEEP THE CRYSTAL DON'T USE IT YET BWO YOU'LL NEED THAT CRYSTAL TRUST ME>even later>BWOOO DO NOT USE YOUR CRYSTAL BWOOO KEEP THE CRYSTAL BWOOOOO>even later still>BWO KEEP YOUR CRYSTAL BWO IT'S NOT WORTH IT RIGHT NOW BWO DO NOT USE IT BWOOOO THE CRYSTAL IS GONNA SAVE YOU LATER BWOOOOOOOOwhen the FUCK am I supposed to use it then
>>561871057>Teacher behavior, and phenotype.
>>561872260use it now
jpbwos were right....this scenario really is dogshit....
>>561872175we got rid of public beatings
>>561860961watching streamers at all just because they like something you like is cringe bro. those niggers only like what's popular to seem reliable unless it's some shitter with 20 views who built their entire career around one topic
>>561872260Whenever you want, faggot. Stop overthinking it.
>>561872049I'm starting to thing that we have more mentally healthy people here than out there
Sad umas.Sakura "The Villain" Laurel just twisted a knife in her heart and now look at the smile on her face.
>>561872260Realistically speaking you're not even supposed to have crystals at all right now so saving it would be better when they start releasing double skill cards and shit in like a year or two.
>>561872260>when the FUCK am I supposed to use it thenThe next must have speed card. Tachy/Maru or Pasa, if you wanna wait till year 2
Thanks for the replies bros, I'll Super Creek at lb3 for now.
>>561871627Do it. Don't listen to the others. You'll thank me later.
>>561872364I mean, we have some schizos here but at least they do it cause they are attention whores, but that people is truly mentally ill with no salvation
>>561872260>Old cardNo>New card that's going to cost you $1200Yes!
>>561872260Later.If you didn't use it on KSB, Creek, or FM, wait until the next big card (tachyon, or ramonu if you don't sexually identify as a pacechud)
>>561872393
>>561872260Enjoy going 400 pulls with 0 rate up
>>561872049She is literally me
>>561872106You should at least read uma careers on uma reader
>>561872196They live in a bubble until the bubble explodes
i used my crystal on fuku
>>561872436Don't listen to them. the double initial Friendship can save you from needing to buy an extra grilled carrot to hit orange friendship in time for summer.
>>561872260You use it when you end up missing 1 or 2 lb on a meta card after a spark
>>561871534Good. Hopefully she an heros
>>561872260You use the crystal when you double spark on a banner and get 2 copies so you don't, yknow, quit the game on the spot
>>561872175>be straight male>like cute girls and yuri>hate trannies so I ignore themas shrimple as that, I don't use discord and only JP twitter so I don't see these retards except from when shitposters post them here for (You)s
>creek lb2 to lb3>fuku lb3 to mlbrate my crystal uses
>>561872260You use it when you roll on the Light Hello / Speed Tachyon banner.
>>561872436By the time before the next longslop comes about you can just MLB her on the creek+CB rerun
>>561872196because all these social media sites are now designed to get you to expose your identity. anonymity is threatening to *the powers that be* and japan is the only country that got it right by protecting it as much as possible until the jew snakes got into their government and elected their current prime minister.
so do fronts just fall of a cliff and die after mant?
>>561871057>vtuber fankek
>>561872767incredibly retardedwhat did you use your selectors on
Umas who would rape other umas?There's gotta be a few who wouldn't mind some carpet munching
>>561860961It's valid to like the anime and not be into the game thoughbeit
>>561872851finemo lb3 to mlbfuku lb2 to lb3yes i doubled down on fuku
>>561872610Anon is listening to retards who are literally saying Creek is useless, I don't think he can be saved.MLB Creek made my runs way comfier and I highly doubt I won't be using her for medium CMs.Just watch /uma/ coping for the next three months with SR Cafe or some welfare stamina card.
>doxxed in 1 day for pissing off peopleJust like the old days
What's anal sex with Marvelous Sunday like
>>561873009neicha looks like a boy here, a very kissable boy
helpsteam btw
>>561873064It would be MARVELOUS
>>561860961I'm confident I can play "guess who" with this guy's vtuber.
>>561873083Sweepybro...
>>561872913Creek fingerbanged Tamamo after getting way too deep into a goo goo babies session
>>561872330there is a reason why they have an overlap. Teachers are just offline reddit/discord mods.
This shouldn't be allowed.
>>561871057and people wonder why us incels think women deserve nothing
>>561873017will they order pizza to her house?
>>561873009nigger you can get 700 Stam without any Stam cards with a decent highroll. You don't need Creek for Mediums
>>561873168Survival of the fittest
>>561873017you mean the bitch responsible for the official Uma discord?
>>561873009Yeah man you definitely need Creek for mediums
stamina cards have the strongest yet weakest priority out of all supports, yes, including powerthere have been only 3 stamina cards with any real usage in this game's 5 years of existence. Creek, Sounds of Earth, and Shakur. the first two being "just borrow them when building long" tier for a long time, what changed? many supports nowadays are so specialized and come out so often the borrow slot became the most important part of the deck so taking a generalist card is legit bricking yourself. which is why you still see Creek appearing in usage ratings because she's given literally for free later on
>>561873009Anons unironically rolled on the Brickakami banner, they only roll on cards that sloptubers tell them to
I'm gonna doxx anon's mom.
>>561873273That and the bald one
>>561873131Ohhhhhhh I bet you could>OH NO NO NO /vt/ SISTERS YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHO THIS VTUBER ANON IS TALKING ABOUT>I know so much about vtubers I can smell the name of this girl omigosh!Kill yourself /vt/ trannies go back to your sewer board and never come back I hope TB kills your IRL.
>>561873009If you need Creek to to hit 700 stam in MANT then there's something wrong
Longslop is the most torturous CM type to build for so investing in Creek is worth it for you sanity.
>>561873009I just use umas with built-in stamina skills for longslop, that's better than worrying about getting a card to fully complete its events.
>>561872913
I haven't ran a single career in over a month
My uma vtuber oshi? Nui.
>>561873389It's going to be real funny when anons can't get to stam requirements without investing in stamina sparks. Literally playing without parents by skipping on Creek.
run so mid I kinda want to bag it
>>561871925just oonige Suzuka with no stamina and bad Long aptitude
If you're a self respecting trainer, you should have trained a UG uma without the use of a guts deck.
>>561871836ya rike MANT? wanna do another hour run?
>>561873009>all these repliesSee what I meant? If I listened to /uma/ I'd be maining a guts deck because "I can make Ug rank bwo!".
>>561873495My uma vtuber oshi? Goldship.
statistically surely highrolls are much rarer in TB than in unity cup
>>561873527But won't she just die right away?
>>561873542I like King.
>>561873558No, every other run is a high roll
>>56187355090% of /uma/ parrots stale sloptuber advice without understanding what they're saying. It's best to either think for yourself or to only listen to the excellent-quality posts (like this one).
>>561873570She won't die until late race begins.
>Glueing failed runs>Accidentally delete one of my good legaciesI'm gonna kill myself.
>>561873550>no creek>no gutsmaxxing cheese>not even any Stam sparkscope & seethe
>>561873570Speed and stamina hardly matter until late-race
>>561873781Bwo your why didn't you favourite her...
>>561873781If you didn't mark it then it wasn't 'good'
>>561873570heretry my old Suzuka 292464065she has D Long, Groundwork setupand literally nothing else
>Baking before others, posting first message in the thread, joining CM lobbies before they get fullSpeed training>Reading about sloptubers and dramasStamina training>ShitpostingGuts training>CM researchWit trainingWhat's power training?
creek is literally useless the guts build with wit spark is clearly the superior way to play
>>561873873masturbating
>>561873870where are the debuffs
>>561873802Fuck I forgot my pic
Are you retarded?
Are you fags unironically going to gutsmax for medium only to lose the moment you meet two debuffers?
>>561873558I dunno why people complain about mant RNG whereas on average a failed aoharu felt absolute dogshit.In mant you can still scrape together a functioning parent or TT uma. In aoharu it was straight glue if the blue arrow decided to fuck you up.
>>561873985My bro...
>bro you NEED Creek she's literally the only way to hit stamina cap, and definitely used for more distances than just long btw please let me stone herthis was literally my first run doing stamina sparks with Riko and almost got 1200, Creek is "just borrow" tier
>>561871057>>561872049Cygames really is so disconnected with the rest of the playerbase. I doubt they'll do anything with all of these happening
>finally get long A (and turf S) Vodka>it's one of the worst mantblazer runs I've ever done>not a single card finishes their chain>0 rainbows both summers>inspirations are hintless>rival hints give absolute garbagePain.
>>561873905Post 1.A single 1.One.Uno.Hitori. One single uma you have made with a guts build that can run 2400m without dying and that has decent stats to run against another normally build medium uma.Show me. It has to be (You)r uma, don't bring twitter umas I'd know.
>>561874051>Witlet needs 2 power cards and Riko to achieve the same effect as just creek
I get the urge to kiss it every time I see it...
>even I order piza>odds I dont eat anything else for the evening >7 I got for a 10km walk
>>561873957I couldn't find hermaybe she is already glued
>>561874138Is posting Christmas Oguri cheating
whats the plan?
>>561874213what's in that glass container?
>>561874051>double power and rikobro could've used power sparks and could've maxxed out wit too had he used Creek and Riko
FTore.>>561874285It's a lamp.
>>561874223Guess no more food for today
literally how?
>>561874346what's in the lamp?
>>561874274>run>???>get platinum
>>561874378>end closeryou got blocked
>>561874138Teio deserves loving rape.
>>561874378brocked
>>561874378Shadow Break is strong
>>561874378>longslop end closer against like 17 umas in a medium legend racehow indeed
>>561874274A&S, Ryan, and Dober work hereit's Late vs Front again
>>561874378>end closer
>>561874378>End closer
>>561874378watch the replay and find out
consider himbas
>>561874378When you're brocked, you're brocked.
>>561874378I guess Mile B was enough after all
>>561874530>it’s Late vs Front again
>>561874378i never should i switched form my wokka who won everything until now
>>561874378>end closer in a race with 15+ C umasget boxed, nerd
>>561874530GoodTime to stomp frontkeks again
>>561874530>it's Late vs Front againI don't think you understand how bad things really are.
having other umas in the legend races is retarded to begin withit's supposed to be your uma vs the legend to determine who is strongerit's like if they threw 20 retards from the crowd into the ring during a boxing match
>>561874138 https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku//#/racedata?kv=9fb764ce8c55
>>561874763Hey! Those retards also want their star pieces
>>561874530>it's Late cucks winning 10% of the time against the Front that Late Started or failed the Angling/TTL/Groundwork Witcheck and thinking their uma did good
>>561874763I'm using the crowd as meatshields
>train Pace Chaser>most runs don't need more than 1 clock>train Late Surger>5 clocks used by first summer
global niggas be like >bro pisces is gonna be front vs end bro nothing else can compare brothen post shit like>end closer? lol garbage strategy enjoy wasting clocks and never accelerating kek
>>561874414Depending on the type it's probably just a small light bulb, or led strip, or anything that emits light.
>>561874886Late Surgers get blocked so easily during early career its unreal
>>561874987what's in the light?
>>561874763the game doesnt work as a 1v1
>>561874138guts is superior cause you dont need piggy cards
>>561874274is this short enough for XOguri ult to carryover to late-race?
>>561875028It's gotten so bad that I've started taking Nimble Navigator before HJF. It doesn't seem to help.
>>561874825>>561875057This is not a medium race.Can you make her run the medium CM and tell me how she does. I hope you understand why am I asking this.
>>561874886just switch to front lmao
>>561875043I'mma beat you.
>>561874886most late umas can't even fire their own ult in career
>>561874763extremely low IQ post
>>561875178she looks like a dog
>>561874825>>561875057Give it to me straight, docwill this work without Ayabe? I got zero copies out of the free pulls
>>561875312I need the Late Surger skill hints.
>>561873570Because of the pace system, oonige suzuka stays in the front until late race when the restrictions turn off.
>>561875072this is the cm where you learn why people told you to pull xog.
>>561875397just use event yeepers
>>561874717stop forcing a wrong personality on her faggot
>>561875401do it early, then switch back when you have enough power
>>561873842>>561873848The whites were ass but it was my only other legacy that was a 3* power parent. At least this new scenario shits out good parents like it's nobody's business.
>>561874967Most people here don't know how to play the game, they will tell you so much shit that they only got 2nd hand and believe it 100%. They have no thoughts, they don't like to experiment with the cards they're dealt, their oshis are meta uma and worst of all is they get uppity at people that mainly roll for umas.
>>561875028They are in a very dangerous position in most of the races. I actually had to do a double take when running S.Maru career and I saw some random race have 15 fucking late surger NPC's.
>>561875434this never happens btw. she always gets passed in the midrace.
>>561875057>0 wit cards>1000 wit
>>561875614767 is a bit off from 1k
>>561875614it's 767 wit
>>561875397i think ayabe is a must because of the flat bonus and 15 rb
>>561860175kissing my pissing aces
>>561875740>>561875707... Why is it not in order
What now?
>Fast learner>End up with uncapped statsCertified classic
>>561875397ayabe is better than dictus feet, so use yeppers and borrow her.
>>561875787is the hakuraku front dev that bad at ui/ux that the average /uma/ user can't recognize that the hat with the green icon means wit and the pink icon with the flame means guts
>>561875787shhhI know...I know...it's okay...
>>561875658gold city wouldn't do this. she'd just suddenly start taking trainer out on dates without asking.
>>561875817Sex with Tazuna.
It's confirmed?
>>561875397>>561875776Ayabe is extremely important for guts decks because it has speed and power bonus. You end up with low speed and/or power using other guts cards.
>>561876043go back or kill yourself discord retard
>>561875658>>561875995I like both ways
there should be a "kill this user" option for retards posting discord screenshots or twitter dramafags with 10 likes
>>561875953I'm colorblind :(
aniki...
>>561876043no one fucking cares faggotgaylord, post this shit somewhere else, I dont come here to discuss about cord trannies
>>561876232/v/ would collapse overnight
>>561875787
>>561876043Anyone who cares about the age of an anime girl is automatically too retarded to reason with
I care.
>>561876043The classic He/She Akebono
I don't.
>>561876336anon...Stamina is 2nd
Explain to me how Vodka is not just Rainbow Dash.
>>561876368I'm not gonna waifu an 18+ hag anime girl or not.
>>561876368Doto would say this and piss on my face calling me a good trainer
>>561876291nothing of value would be lost tho
>>561875178hooooly CUTE
>>561876336/uma/ is being extra stupid today
>>561876232Congrats, you've killed the entirety of /vpol/ and as such fix a significant majority of the site's issues
Wow this is a fucking weird oneWomen like Mayano???
>>561876410I'm going to give them credit for being amusingly on the nose with their name.
>>561876442>>561876529Sorry I haven't played the game in months
>>561876336>>561876442It's SPEED POWER STAMINA if you're a DYI fag
>>561876234you are a dog, maybe you are Sirius' trainer
lol>>561875645
>>561876607how small can you be for mayano to be this big
>A discord server is run by man-hating yuritroonsColor me shocked.
>turf aptitude went up>long aptitude went upoh boy, time to get fucked in unimaginable ways
throbbing umanko
>>561876827>supports don't give you gold skillsyou're welcome
>>561876782That explains the lack of posts from the schizo
>>561876789Maya is a huge STALLION
>>561876782NTR games are unironically kino THO
>>561876827You'll end up like my Vodka >>561874074
>>561874378>when losing>lose
>>561876607everyone likes mayano
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>561876782brand new filename so the other posters are safe such as the "1757255454800282.jpg" guy
>>561876827mood down every 4 turns
Glue or keep?
we're behind image limit schedule again
>>561877013best mayano image by a mile
>>561876905>>561876981>>561877041clocked nhk mile cup 5 times couldn't win
>>561877042Please be bait
>>561877042>final push, restart>solo dodging danger>dist A low witback to the mines
>>561877143
The gaslator keeps telling me that right is almost a length faster than left, can some explain why I thought power is important for the Piss cup
>>561877097belno's autobags...
>>561876043Trannies are always oddly insistent on imagining the college-aged students of Tracen as minorsI wonder why
>>561877042looks like a winner
>>561877021I am saying this
>>561877042anon you still have like 36 hours left to get something better
>>561877042>when you let your sibling who never plays uma before cook
>>5618772581 length means nothing on the gaslightlator since it assumes everything procs
>>561877021this but her tongue
>>561877004grandma
>>561877042holy shit where do we even startknow what, just go look up a guide bro
>>561877004why does she dress like a pregnant woman
>>561877383Whom would you pick anon
>>561877532she's a fat fuck
>>561877274Nothing short of Cygames officially aging them can convince me that Maruzensky, Fuji, Rudolf, TMO, Brian, Fine, B wa, Ryan, Tachyon, Seeking the Pearl, Sirius, Air Groove, Palmer, Ardan, Transcend, Kris S, Gimlet, Ramonu, No Reason, ROyce and Royce, Neo Universe, Daring Heart, Ofervre, Dream Journey, Admire Groove, Fenomeno, or Stay Gold are younger than like 19 years old.
>>561876368>still posting this dogshit artkys
>>561876043>all of the rest are confirmed minorsBy who and where?
>>561877274what's worse is they make memes about the hags or rudolf being in the school for over 40 years but when it comes to shipshit it's suddenly "nyo she's in middle/high school you pedo!!!"
>>561876043I have this suspicion you and other BAfags try to smear shit on us really badly, because literally you are the only one bringing this shit up nonstop on xitter too.
I LOVE MINORS
>>561877663Shut up tranny
>>561877738how would you know thatwhy are you in these discords
>poor man's SSit's whatever but I did it chiyobros
My honest reaction>>561661285>>561661285>>561661285
>need ksb for curvature>heavily overkill speedaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa oguri you fat fuck
>>561876043ramonuGAWDS we're finally vindicated...
who the fuck cares just send a picture of a pussy in the main channel, tell the mods that no matter how much they wish they had one it will never happen and fuck off
>>561877963FILTHY HAG but also a bitch
>>561877952just hit wit for the rest of the career
>>561877982I dont have any photos of you, though
>>561877982kek
>>561877258+70 speed
>>561877607Isn't Ramonu 17? Or is that shitty meme completely made up?Maru is an old hag and she's younger than 21. Most Umas are around 14-17 years old desu
>>561878152>>561878152>>561878152
>>561877952your last 8 turns are going to be 6 races anyway so just having the speed should be fine
>>561878015It's wasted stats every time this happens. I might actually have to train speed to get some power...
>yasuda kinen>vodka rival>no clocks>2nd
>>561876410Also /pol/shit doesn't belong on the official Discord server
I have won more room matchs on the lead up to this CM than any other. S.Maru is bringing this one home for sure.
>>561876408Who's this Uma that's nowhere in Global
>>561877258Kitasan doesn't need that much power because her ult is perfect accel*puts on Oguri Cap* Bobo might also delay spurt if she misses Maestro
>>561877258Its because right is KSB and Left is not KSB.Accel skills>>>>>>PowerVictory Cheer>>>Inherited Victory CheerTaking the Lead>Early LeadOf course the downside of accels is that if they dont activate they do nothing.
