New Nep Designs EditionPrevious: >>561338953>Upcoming Compile Heart games and release dates:Neptunia Infinite (Switch, Switch 2, PS4, PS5)- August 27, 2026Calamity Angels: Special Delivery (PS4/PS5/Switch) - Out now in Japan, releasing February 2026 in the west. 2026 on PC.Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 1-3 (PS4) - Out now; released October 28, 2025Madou Monogatari: Fia and the Wondrous Academy (Steam) - Out on Steam, Spring 2026Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 1 (Switch) (Asia/English) - Out Now on PlayAsiaHyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 2 Sisters Generation (Switch) (Asia/English) - Out Now on PlayAsiaHyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 3 V Generation (Switch) (Asia/English) - Out Now on PlayAsia.Hyperdevotion Noire: Goddess Black Heart (Switch) (Asia/English) - Spring 2026Ariana and the Elder Codex (PS4/PS5/Switch/PC) - March 24 2026 on consoles, Spring 2026 on PCTokyo Clanpool (Uncut Edition) (PC) - Preorders for physical edition open on Eastasiasoft's shop and on PlayAsia and VGP. GOG patch available on Eastasiasoft's website.Villion: Code (PS4/PS5/Switch/Switch 2) - May 25 in Japan >(don't buy this, it looks absolutely repulsively pozzed. What the fuck, Compa?)>Hyperdimension Neptunia Downloads (Skins, Artbooks, Manga, Guides, Soundtracks, etc.):https://rentry.org/rrbfs>Folder containing all the 4koma and Nepnokai raws:https://mega.nz/#F!shkAGDaK!-X8nObRihU5EqP5Zx8yVMA>Patch for Tokyo Clanpool on GOGhttps://www.eastasiasoft.com/tc/TokyoClanpool_PC_Patch.zip
I love sluts!
Neptune has fallen madly in love with you and is forcing you to marry her. How do you escape?
>>561863710Why would I escape? Marrying a cutie is every white man's dream.
>>561863710>fake my death>change my name>wear a cool mask at all times>say edgy shit like "I was murdered once" whenever I'm asked about my pastIt's foolproof.
Pumping Noire and dumping her after promising to marry her.
I love Orange Heart
I LOVE BLACK HEART. I LOVE THE WAY SHE TALKS. I LOVE HER JAPANESE VOICE AND HER ENGLISH VOICE. I LOVE THE WAY SHE SAYS SHE HAS TO BE THE ONE DOING EVERYTHING. I LOVE HER REAL NAME WHICH IS NOIRE WHICH IS APPROPRIATE BECAUSE I ALWAYS FEEL NO IRE WHEN I HEAR HER. I LOVE THE WAY HER CLEARLY SOFT AND SILKY WHITE HAIR FLOWS. I LOVE THAT SHE'S 160 CM WHICH IS IMAGINE TIER BECAUSE I AM WAY TALLER THAN HER. I LOVE THAT SHE USES SWORDS BECAUSE IT IS MY FAVORITE WEAPON TO USE IN ROLE PLAYING GAMES. I LOVE THAT SHE CARRIES THE TEAM WITH GOOD ALL ROUND STATS. I LOVE THAT SHE TRUSTS ME ENOUGH TO HELP HER IN HER GAME WHEN SHE LOST ALL HER FRIENDS. HER SWORD IS REALLY NICELY DESIGNED IN HOW SIMPLE IT IS AND IT COMPLIMENTS HER NICE ELEGANT FIGURE. SHE HAS PERFECTLY SIZED HIPS AND BREASTS FOR HER FRAME. AS SHE WEIGHS 45KG SHE IS PRETTY LIGHT WHICH WOULD MAKE CARRYING HER TO A COMFORTABLE PLACE EASY WHEN SHE GETS TIRED FROM WORK. NOIRE GETS ALONG WELL WITH NEPTUNE WHICH IS NICE. I LOVE THAT SHE IS FRIENDS WITH BLANC AND VERT. I LOVE THAT SHE LIES ABOUT BEING OVERWORKED BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT THE OTHERS TO WORRY ABOUT HER BUT WE ALL KNOW WE HAVE TO DO IT ANYWAY. I LOVE THE EAGERNESS SHE HAS WHEN DRAGGING ME AROUND TO SPEND THE DAY WITH HER. I LOVE THAT EVEN THOUGH SHE SAYS MEAN THINGS SHE CARES ABOUT HER FRIENDS.>>561864609kys
I love my wife Neptune!
>>561866926It's Purple Fat!
>>561864614How often?
>>561869806All day everyday
>>561870053Good, don't stop.
My POV btw
What would each Nep be like as a yandere?
>>561870585Still casual and cheery while they break your legs so can't run away.
Pumping and dumping Nepgear.
>561871195stop posting
Remember how fucked up 2012 Nepgen was?
>>561871769this site didn't exist until '16
>>561871769>>5618722482012 Nepgen was filled with weird dudes RPing as man-hating lesbians.
>>561863816Sadly this thread isn't very white.
I was raped by Broccoli
Neptune raped me.
>>561874442It's not rape if you came, manslut.
I saw the silhouettes of the trasnformed candidates in a random video but I have no idea where to find them.
>>561870585My favorite yandere is the dangerously jealous kind that would murder every other girl that attempts to even look at you. So I hope my nep waifu is like that.
Uni raped me after I told her I was leaving town for a week.
Blanc raped me after I told her I wasn't interested in marriage.
/(pumping).*(dumping)/ishere. filter that faggot out.
>>561872342>dudes RPing as man-hating lesbians.He said 2012, not 2026. I still see those all the time in gacha generals lol.
>>561875528Some things never change.
>>561875189>Blanc's face when I jam my cock up her ass dry
Thank you.
Pumping and dumping Plutia.
>>561874914The real life example I know isn't as fun as you think it is, you can't even order fastfood without worring it may be a female delivering it. Real women also dirty their hands themselves, they will pressure you to do the killing and if you refuse they will take as siding with the other woman. I know you talking about Neps but...
>also don't dirty their hands
I love Itsuka Kotori.
has someone posted these yet
>>561877145Yeah, translated too though not by him I assume.
>>561876890Cute Red Heart!
Kotori is infinitely cuter.
But Kotori is a slut...
>>561879512being a slut is a good thing
>>561876890I prefer something sligthly different.
i love my wife histoire
It is that magical age between Noire and Uni that Ciel is in that drives me nuts.
>>561877578There were rough AI translations made by me and I'm not proud of them.
>>561892526Cute goddess (Neptune) and her bodyguard (IF)!
spiffy iffy
>>561881168She is not bad but I will never forgive her for stealing Kotori's clothes.>>561894138I figured lolIt got the job done though.
>>561894138I don't think anyone thought they were anything besides machine translations. And that's fine if you are just quick translating something to get the jist of it.
>>561894619Nep is her bodyguard
Red Heart makes me horny as fuck.
>>561897569She's gay bruv
>>561897810Why are you always obsessed with being gay? Is there something you want to tell us? Mmm?
>>561897810RED aside, there is no such thing as a gay Nep.
Stop replying to the 'jeet, please.
>>561897902He'd rather you lust after his wife instead because it gives him validation
>>561903936Needs SPANKINGS
>>561913379You say this about EVERY nep it doesn't even mean anything anymore.
Oppai goddesses!
>>561916337holy shit I love big breasts
>>561913545Literally wrong and false. I never said this about... Badd, or Anonydeath, so THERE! Get rekt, you lying scoundrel!
>>561913545He says that about non Neps too, it never meant anything. I do wonder if this is the original spankfag though.
>>561916428みんな彼らを愛している
>>561916762You say it about 99% of female characters! It's ridiculous.
>>561916882Inever said this about... Falcom. Or old Compa. Pr the basilicom workers.
>>561916868ちっぱい最高だぜ!
How are you planning on modding your Rouge, anons?
>>561916868Holy shit Marvyfag knows moon runes.>>561922285Overclock her and love her for the fact that she can lock 60 FPS in all Neptunia games compatible with her.
Ram is a gacha whore.
>>561922709DeepL
>>561922926Based!I want a gf like Ram, young and slut, the perfect match for an old man with a lot of money like me.
>>561877145Noire, Blanc, and Verts new design makes it look like they're secretaries which I wonder if it was intentional since they kinda are for the new goddesses
>inb4 histyfag
It's Monday. God I hate studying and waging.
>>561923267>studying
>>561924082Senior year.
>>561923267I regret dropping out of college. Don't be like me and study hard.
>>561924190More like junior high lol
>>561916868Post the uncensored coward
>>561925284Cope.
>>561928272Maybe finish your homework first before posting here lol
>ywn encounter Histoire after being shrunken down super tiny
>>561930761ababababa so cute
>>561936624cute bert feets
>Visa and others will cease censorship under threats from US govFucking finally. I hope FTC will also find something unconstitutional in the very selective corporate meddling with legitimate ESRB/PEGI-rated releases with no transparency. If Neptunia is denied a Western release ever again, the reasoning, or lack thereof, should be made public.
NepuBuran
>>561940497Needs spankings
>Noire>rhymes with whoreREALLY makes you THINK
>>561942821No it doesn't
Ranjeet I think you should go back to English class
>>561922926blanc is lucky i wasn't in cfw trick's place otherwise she'd have at least two nieces running around
>>561922285I'm filling all Rouge's spare storage with porn and adding lewd content to all her menus
bert has the best feet in gamindustri
>a-a-anon you c-can't plug up *both* my charging ports i-i-i'm gonna b-break...!
I want to spend time with Rouge and play some co-op vidya while sitting right next to her under the cozy kotatsu.I want her to lean against me when she gets tired from the non-stop gaming, wraps one end of her scarf around me, hugs me tightly and dozes off... hopefully we won't end up with a cold if we fall asleep like this.
>>561946031>picThis situation but add an anonymous shota for them to fight over
>>561953554based!
>>561922285bulli
Report to the cage wagie
>>561958720Good morning Unifag.
>>561958720I knew this fucker>>561923267 was an impostor all along.The Unifag I know is a wagie and not an underaged retard.
>>561959948Good morningNow get to work
>>561960512>The Unifag I know is a wagie and not an underaged retard.I may not be a wizard but I still have to wage. Unfortunately. Thank God I'm working from home.>impostorI won't hear any of this, not with my collection of Unis which I built by tending to them and saving at least three of them from dying in a ditch with a cracked screen, broken shell and a swollen battery. I could build a weird Uni shrine but I don't want to do so just to prove a point.
>>561940497Censorship is over? Loli bans are over?Maybe Trump isn't that bad after all, guys...
>>561965493>Maybe Trump isn't that badNah, that loser is a disgusting pedo and he deserves the rope.
>>561958720She is my universe
UniSEX
>>561965493You lost, gachafag
For me, it's Ram.
>>561970690unff...
>>561940497>>561965493They can use the excuse of>Well TECHNICALLY it's steam/patreon/etc that are banning it, not us!And even if the payment processors are forced to allow it, now those content platforms are faced with removing those rules and thereby being accused of proactively hosting all kinds of naughty things by collective karens and their ilk. So it's far from over, but it's a step in the right direction>>561941013Cute. CUTE.>>561958720>tfw no "bring your nep to work day"
>>561965493>Maybe Trump isn't that bad after all, guys...He is still the guy refusing to take a stand against the stupid age verification shit.
looking for a way out of page nep!
>>561980484Looks like the tourists that came by because of the new game announcement are gone and /nepgen/ now is back to its usual snail mode.
>>561980681Weekend here was dead. I thought all neppers were lured to a secret meeting where they all got killed off for liking fanservice or something.
>>561922285>>561968346Why are they the only ones treated like real consoles?
If i'm not suffocating under purple hearts ass then i ain't dying
>>561863118kek the franchise is dead huh. that shit looks censored as fuck
>>561986415I know. I have no faith for this franchise or this company.
What happened to otaku games?
>>561986415its crazy going from VII to this, VII is one of the most soulful otaku media I have ever consumed and even up there in just being a quality jrpg on its own.I was prepared for the worst given the current landscape of gaming so I can't say im surprised but man is it sad to see Nep of all things go down this path so badly.
>>561986415The bigger ones aren't the current ones. But yeah this are hostile times for us so of course Nep took some damage but I not willing to give it up until I see obese, black, wheelchair people in it. It's still lightyears better than what the west presents us. Maybe some day culture shifts again and when Nep is still around...
>>561987183>in a form that suits the current erayea I'd rather we just never get another game again lmao
>>561987183Otaku games(and I mean actual otaku games) have died long ago when anime and Japanese culture became mainstream for the ameritard zoomer normalfag. Normalfags can't handle actual otaku culture, therefore both anime and games had to be watered down on the otaku so americans can consume it too.Basically when your hobby is niche it's easy to keep it high quality for your most loyal consumers. When it goes mainstream however you have to please all kinds of audiences, so no more sex or weird humor, it has to be more plain, more vanilla, and more conventional so even the casuals can enjoy your hobby too, even if it means ruining it for the old fans that loved it for the weird parts.>in a form that suits the current eraRIP Senran Kagura then. No more girls getting naked mid-combat.
>>561863710>flee to lowee>change my name >work at the basilicom for protection >one thing after another, get raped by Rom >become her lover to be protected from Neptune >die to Blanc after she finds me balls deep getting cowgirl’s by Rom in HDD
>>561987308What's wrong with wheelchair people though? There are some cute wheelchair anime girls, Jose from that tiger and fish movie. And Himari from Blue Archive too.And disabled people are usually really nice irl. It's unfair to compare them to narcissist leftist scum.
>>561863710I think Neptune is too retarded to even fall in love.
>>561989351I think youre much more likely to be raped by Ram.
>>561989656Doesn’t neptune have great emotional intelligence? She has a good grasp on how to read emotions, so I don’t doubt she would fall in love. If anything she might have some issues in regards to her boyfriend/lover/husband only loving her Purple Heart self rather than her human form; identity love crisis so to speak
>>5619871838 years of opaque and arbitrary censorship politics in making it hard to release games without unexpected bans, delays and unwanted expenses when the game gets blocked downstream by the platform in order to avoid attracting overzealous actvivists and getting cancelled.I hate this but I can't expect it to change any time soon after the island man jig went up and the world is in total pedohystery mode. Katsuragi's existence is a risk, Mirai's futa gun is a risk, every single piece of fanservice in Senran Kagura will attract TERFs and other Karens with a double digit IQ because those probably don't know about parental controls and age ratings and think they're entitled to make the companies remove the games they don't like instead of actually leveraging age ratings and blocking their kids from playing the game. Hell, they'll yell bloody murder if it doesn't concern them in the slightest just because they can.
>>561989941>much more likely to be raped by Ram.NTA but god I wish
>>561989528Yeah, I overdid it to make the example stick but I also know some cute wheelchair anime girls. I meant putting disabled people in situations where they don't belong like a battlefiled or mountain climbing and stuff.
>>561990234>8 years of opaque and arbitrary censorship politics in making it hard to release games without unexpected bans, delays and unwanted expenses when the game gets blocked downstream by the platform in order to avoid attracting overzealous actvivists and getting cancelled.>I hate this but I can't expect it to change any time soon after the island man jig went up and the world is in total pedohystery mode. Katsuragi's existence is a risk, Mirai's futa gun is a risk, every single piece of fanservice in Senran Kagura will attract TERFs and other Karens with a double digit IQ because those probably don't know about parental controls and age ratings and think they're entitled to make the companies remove the games they don't like instead of actually leveraging age ratings and blocking their kids from playing the game. Hell, they'll yell bloody murder if it doesn't concern them in the slightest just because they can.It's worse than that the hysteria is so bad unless the high courts smack it down we all may need to dox ourselves to use a computer at the rate things are deteriorating.
>>561989941Ram is easy. If you’re going to be raped by one of the twins, you’d think it’s Ram right? No-she might be a haughty little shit but the moment you push back against her she cries and heads to Blanc or Mina to tattle on you, or she beats your ass. It’s all violence and tantrums with her. Rom on the other hand? She’s smart, shy, and isn’t being enabled by her sister. When confronted by a lust inducing citizen, Rom has enough rationality to know both right and wrong, but also has the knowledge that she is a cpu candidate and can technically do whatever she wants. That kusogaki attitude she has with Ram? It gets focused on (You), and so she will rape you because you’d make her hot and bothered, and she’d want to experiment on you. You can’t run away because she’s magnitudes stronger and any damage inflicted can be healed away. Rom is curious enough to want to explore further on her sexuality, strong enough to evade third party consequences when it’s not Mina or Blanc, and sneaky enough to hide the evidence. Ram is a bowling ball of a loli, but Rom? She’s a knife ready to stab you in the back, ride your dick until you break, heal you and then do it all over again tomorrow.
>>561990234Honestly I don't blame Marvelous for keeping Senrans in the dark for so long. I'd rather see Senran Kagura dead than ruined due to people that never even cared about anime or japanese games at all.Katsuragi not acting like a perverted old geezer would just kill it for me. Her sexual humor is her entire character.
>>561989969Just reuse my idea to split her up in two.Last time that somehow devolved into a conversation about boots but here it could help. But who takes small Neptune?
>>561989969Yeah, I think I'll take Purple Heart only. I don't even hate petite girls but Neptune is more of a daughter material than wife material.
>>561940497Your relief is far too premature.
>>561991210>>561991341Here’s the thing-both are aspects of neptune. You cannot separate Purple Heart and neptune because they’re the same person, but their personalities are just on a different range. If you love Purple Heart, you love Neptune. If you love Neptune and her hot loli goodness, you love Purple Heart. Don’t you want to mating press Neptune, have her transform mid orgasm and having loving missionary sex while Purple Heart urges you on in her JOI-like voice? By separating the two aspects, you are worsening Neptune as a character.
>>561990516Will they watch as I fap to Rom and Ram? I hope they have fun.
>>561990516Mass hysteria or not, acts and legislations that force you to provide personal data only make the fact that you lack any internet anonymity obvious and demoralizing. >>561991084Ryouna, Haruka, Katsuragi, Mirai, Minori and maybe even Hibari are nothing but financial risks and I can bet on that they are NOT going to make it to the new console release.>>561991508Maybe. But it's still a step in the right direction.
>>561970690Frills are so good they even make one piece swimsuits look nice.
>>561991554>You cannot separate Purple Heart and neptune because they’re the same person, but their personalities are just on a different range.Honestly I wish Neptunia was a bit more popular so we can have more doujins playing with this gimmick.
>>561991696>Will they watch as I fap to Rom and Ram?Nah, they're already raping real little girls. I doubt they're interested in fictional children.
>>561991554You're really trying to sell it but little Neptune is a mood breaker, it would be more the other way around.You have sex with Purple Heart but she transforms back mid orgasm and screams suprise or pudding. Ninja Wars also showed that Purple Heart is indeed like Neptune given the time to breath. You wouldn't miss much.
>>561992192>Purple Heart transforms back to Neptune >she calls me a no good lolicon>I fuck her even harder I might be the only one in the thread that would gladly fuck both Neptune and PH with full gusto
>>561991341Wuss.>>561991554I would not say no to it but my preference is her standard form even if Purple's voice is extremely erotic.>>561991725Agreed but I do not trust that anything will actually come of it.>>561992192This just sounds funny, I would be up for it.>>561992349Not at all.
>>561992349Hey, I never said I would stop, it would just feel like a downgrade a bit.
>>561992720Hear me out-Neptune doing being erotic with her voice
>>561992820This is hardly a "hear me out" situation, I would love to hear that.
>>561993015Touche. I just want to fuck Neptune. I have a deep lust for her that can only be abated by in game upskirts and the doujins of her…for now
>>561993252I completely understand, Neptune is is the epitome of erokawa.>for nowWhat are you planning?
Mesugaki Neptune is a concept that should be explored more. Not only would she know how to do it and why it's hot, but she'd find it funny too
>>561992820Last week I dreamed Neptune was talking to me with Noire's voice through a screen. Some lecture or something.
>>561991739I wasn't a huge fan of the swimsuit on its own but the angel accessory really put it together for me, she has lots of nice combos.
>>561993815Even the writers explore this.
>>561993815>but she'd find it funny tooHonestly doing lwed things with Neptune would be great, you get the pleasure and you get to have even more fun because of her fucking around.On the topic of lewd things with Neps, we need more in character porn.>>561994280Normally one pieces do very little for me but maybe my fondness for Ram is part of it. I usually just run her standard outfit since none of her extras have boots.>>561994369Wrong post? This is not mesugaki.
>>561993252>for nowNeptune sex doll?
>>561993815Neptune please let me hit that loli ass please please please I just want to impregnate both your human and HDD form. Please let me hit
>>561994694
>>561994779Begging and saying "let me hit" is absolutely going to have the opposite effect.
>>561995103Maybe it won’t work on neptune but it will definitely work on noire
>>561994635>This is not mesugaki.I challenge you with one more picrel.
>>561995330SEXO
>>561994280I unlocked the idol outfits for the twins today but there Roms skirt did it more for me. Can't wait to try out the special attacks with it.
>>561995223That would just piss her off. The only one that this would even have a small chance on working on is Nepgear and even saying there is a small chance it would work feels like I am instulting her.>>561995330This is nice but on its own, it is not mesugaki. I should probably go listen to these though, last time time I paid any attention to drama CDs was well over a decade ago. Did not listen to much either.
>>561996251I'm out of touch with the term, then. Oshiete if it implies something more than loli seduction.
>>561996147>>561994635>I usually just run her standard outfit since none of her extras have boots.the Idol set with the pj set hat is basically my default for both of them, its too cute.
>>561995041The thousand-year stare
>>561996535It is a female brat and they are always annoying but cute about it. For R18 stuff they are also erotic and that is where the seduction comes into play but you can have a loli be a seductress without having her be bratty.Nep does not seem all that bratty to me, just a little smug at most which you see loads of types do. Admittedly, I only have these screenshots to go off of so depending on what she says in other lines and how she says it, she might have ended up acting like a mesugaki.>>561996596I honestly do not remember their pajamas. I remember Neptune's, Nepgear's, Noire's, Uni's and Vert's oddly enough.
>>561996596>that pantsu peek
>>561996596If I were alone I would do stuff now...But it can't be helped.
>>561997561Subtle ero is the best.
Another Uni Monday and still no Uni Unlimited reveal
>>561998664You should be expecting them to be weird with reveals.
>>561998664Unlimited lewdness with Uni!
>>562002594Lewd is coming back
Sex with the Switch.
Uni is not a goddess
Demon/succubus type black sister is gonna be so hot. The "little devil" title will pay off.
Uni really is a complete slut in HDD.
>>562008034When was she called a koakuma?
>>562010375Isn’t one of her skills just looking at her ass?
>>562010375Still waiting and hoping for upgraded Cradle processor model in 8.
When Uni read this thread
>>562013301
>>562014975it will be "upgraded" with censorshit skin covering, that's for sure.
>>562014975Wrong franchise.
>>562015971If only they actually had shaped and toned arses.
>>562016717weirdly enough, K Sha easily the fattest and most defined butt in the game, at least in her default outfit.
>>562017726And the most spankable one.
>>561993815>mesugaki NeptuneI need this>>562010375>inb4 they put her in a scuba diver suit to censor this for the new nepgame
glasses for everynep
>>562017726Weird indeed, if only such attention went towards the goddesses and their little sisters. Neptune, Blanc and Uni especially. Maybe Ram too.
>>562019330when I first saw that shit I was legit shocked, compared to all the other stickmen-like butts in the game it was a jumpscare. No clue as to why K Sha specifically got special treatment.Nep may not be the biggest but she does have best butt anyway.
>>562019163I second this, megane sex.>>562019965Neptune is supposed to have an arse like that anyway, the models just do not reflect it for whatever reason. I do not think I ever upskirted K-Sha, never really cared about her. Do you know if she retains this in Game Maker?
>>562021785haven't played Game Maker and probably wont desu so I have no idea. If its obvious they reused VII models then she probably does.
>>562022219I imagine they are based off SvS models.
>>562019965This is a dyke btw
>>562023068Dyke correction needed
>>562019965What a nice butt, though. Perfect for spankings. And buttjobs.
Sex with K Sha inside a box
>>562027259>And buttjobs.First agreeable thing you have said.
Anal sex with K Sha.
I want to sleep with Neptune. Actually sleep, I mean, no sex this time. Falling asleep with her in my arms sounds great.
>>562035890Based! Sometimes your waifu's warmth and soft touch is enough.
>>562041713I agree, that's why I want to share it with you so please fuck my wife IF
>>562041713Facts.
>>562017726>>562019965It wasn't until post VII that they remodeled the original characters. They all got a slight update in mk2 but all the original character continued to have diaper butt with no defined buttcrack until they got entirely new models after VII. That's why older Nep has a defined butt and small Nep does not.
>>562035890I sometimes imagine snuggling with Nepgear but I fear if i spend too long fantasizing i'll reach acheive CHIM and cease to exist
Don't forget to drink Orange Juice!
whoops wifey i didn't finish my paperwork. what are you gonna do bout it?
If you could give each of the main four Neps their own battle systems, unique play styles and stats to facilitate them, what would you do?
>>562050007Needs spankings
any oldfags have that art where Blanc is dressed as Link
>>562050461Nep: Traditional turn based JRPGBlanc: M&L-like Vert: MMO-likeNoire: movie
>>561980681>>561984192I heard that they did an update to 4chan's backend that caused rangebans to be way more aggressiveIt's actually been annoying for me because some of my shit is in said ranges, including the laptop I'm using to re-play the Re;birth games making it almost impossible to actually talk about things in a convenient timeframeP.S. Yvoire is an idiot
>>562050007Knowing Histoire, the punishment would probably just be to actually finish the paperwork
>>562050007constant nagging, yelling in emoticons and critical emotion damage by comparing you with neptune and saying you're both failures
Ciel has a cute voicehttps://x.com/NepCompileHeart/status/2038821082422006074
>>562063814rouge is so fucking cutelowee (well, now it's "sweenia"? "switchia"? whatever) continues to be best nation
QT goddesses and threesome partners!
opened twitter and first thing i saw was new rangetsu art of white heart's ginormous assgood omen for the rest of the day
>>562063814>Ciel is voiced by Yuzu from BABased
Cuteness overdose
>>562046368Why did VIIR have to make the gameplay and ui like 3x worse? I would fucking love VII with updated graphics.
>>562069316To compensate for Big Nep's perfectly fined ass.
>>562069541I wish there was literally any modding scene, I wonder if backporting the models would even be difficult.
I'm sad how Neptunia never got a proper gyaru character but I guess gyarus weren't as popular back then.
>>562073359Need rape. Of the anal kind, until they shit white.>>562069752Yeah, Nep is kinda miserable. I was pleased that there was an embryo of a speedrunning scene, but yeah...
Uzuzuzuzu...
>>562076086We love Orange Heart
>>562076563Cutest goddess!
>>562076563Cute butt.
why do you hate gacha, /nepgen/?
you don't hate gacha enough, /nepgen/.
While I do hate gacha, I'm willing to admit it's more of a symptom than a disease
I wish gacha characters weren't trapped in gacha games
>>562041713It is most of the time really, especially when she just looks so huggable.>>562046368>They all got a slight update in mk2Honestly not noticed it though I have only seen Compa and Ai chan so far.>>562046536CHIM? I guess enjoy your fantasy responsibly.>>562050461Neptune gets Sonic Adventure 1 Sonic, Noire gets Lost Planet, Vert gets Combat Evolved and Blanc gets GBA Fire Emblem.>>562063814That new Planeptune theme is seriously shit.>>562083397I hate almost all free to play shit, gacha is just a part of it. I say almost all because War Thunder has a shit team behind it and it has become pay to win but I do like the gameplay for tanks and there is not really anything else like it that lets me use the tanks I really want to use.
>>562027471Boxes are comfy.
>>562063814Ciel's model is so jiggly.
Crying tears at this funny (and cute) this April fools day prank
>>562091825
>>562091825Small Kuro Kotori? I am hugging and never letting go.
>>561996596The idol oufits only gets me lost in the dungeons because I can't focus on the way at all.
They're preschoolers you sick fucks
>>562096841They do not go to school at all.
>>562096841Yeah, grow up and get yourself an older girl like Peashy
>>561984314???
https://note.com/nepnepmania2dx/n/nb42cdbc77cd1demo impressions, they only gave you 15 minutes, the player basically got to do the first space battle tutorial and run around the field for a little bit (flying wasn't available). Only noteworthy thing is that it was running at 60FPS on PS5, something previously only done on outsourced PC/Xbox Nep ports. They note that Villion Code was being demo'd on Switch 2 and was running at "maybe 40fps" however
I love cunny as much as the next guy but Peashy might honestly be the single least attractive girl in the series for me, both her base and HDD.
>>562098842I mean the techical terms are constantly brought up about their hardware. While the other CPU's are treated as human.
>>562096841Early Access...
>>562099201Yellow is pretty hot, though her being a retard honestly does a lot of the carrying.Standard form is better than say Cave and S-Sha. Probably a few more too but I cannot be bothered to remember them all and look at the newer ones.
>>562096841Everyone here needs their INJECTIONS.YOU WILL BE COMPLICIT. MEDS WILL BE ADMINISTERED.
>>562101668Compa needs injections.
>>562096841Both series mentioned above use little girls as bait, don't judge us.
>>562096841out of nep!
>>562102016She needs her own game is what you mean. Compa needs to show her love and appreciation for all gamers that played her games. She deserves a happy ending with Aiefu (married).
>6 (You)sDiddybluds seething
I woke up feeling sad then I hugged my nep pillow and now i feel happy :)
>>562113654Based
>>562113654>my nep pillowand you're not going to post it?
>>562107517OR you could go out there and help actual children instead of trying to virtue signal by messing with a bunch of people who aren't bothering anyone.
>>562115572I do not know why you even bothered responding given he clearly cannot read well.
Feeling blue today and I have next to no time to play with titty ninjas. Save me, Uni...
Goddesses cosplaying as goddesses !
>>562123057
>>562123057She is not doing that.
>>561984314>Neptune fans never talk about her specs because she never made it into the mass production stage; Saturn was chosen over her>Vert fans are more likely to joke about the rrod and her not having a little sister than ever so much as bring up XBOX 360 specs and compare her to her rival NoireI'm sure there's more reasons I can think of but nothing else comes to mind.
>>561984314Uni is the only nep that canonically represents two consoles. And she is the universe of many players who love black hair petite tsunderes.
>>561984314Uni represents a handheld (more personal than a home console) and it had Nep games on it. If there was a canon look for the PC goddess, you'd probably see similar posting.
Orange SEX
who up nepping they gear rn
>>562132970I am too sick for such activities.
say her name and she'll be there
>>562136008/nepgen/ believes in Marvy!
>finally seduce yellow heart >she’s a little retarded but what cute girl isn’t? >foreplay with her showed she was a virgin >score! >have the sweatiest and most primal sex in my life while molesting Yellow Heart’s tits>god her moans are cute >finish nakadashing her for a third time before crashing >next morning >wake up next to my beloved yellow heart->who is this?>mrw I figured out this is YH’s human form
>>562138152Noire would be happy to wake up next to a little boy though...
>>562138291*old man
>>562138514Noire is a shotacon, remember?
>>562138291>>562138514>>562138719I can be any of this btw
>>562139230You are a gay, old shotacon?
My wife is so cute and excited to inform me of her adventures.
sex with the scouts
>>562138514Correct.>>562138719Incorrect.
>>562139485average nepgen user
>>562139962>>562140431Define old.
>>562139793
>>562139485You wish, you're the fagI'm just an old man who used to be a shota
>>562139962Both of them are only partially correct anyway, Noire is for me only, it doesn't matter if I'm old (I actually am) or a little boy.
>>562142541Why would I want that?
>>562142725Good, she's for me only
We know she's a shotacon but is Noire a lolicon as well?
>>562142861I do not think you read the post I responded to.>>562142970No.
>>562142970No, otherwise she would be in Lowee
>>562143013I did, and I don't care. I want to make it clear. Because I am tired of you all cuckposting her.
>>562143174Where did cuckoldry come from?
>>562143347Only you would know.If you didn't try to imply some cuckoldry bullshit, fine with me.If you did, shame on you.
>>562143939What the fuck are you on about? I called her a shotacon. Where does any cuckold implication fit into that?
>>562144193Cool, then let's keep it that way
>>562099168It took Compa three years to figure out how to use Unity. Finally.
>>562144284Do not be surprised if another anon starts now that you have put the idea out there.
>>562144752I didn't put any idea out. It's always been there. It would happen regardless. Better that I take the initiative.
>>562144945Whatever man, you have fun with that.
>>562145953There is no fun to be had. I'd rather the problem posters would just disappear altogether. Not a surprise Blancbro left.
>>562146703The angry Blancfag, you mean? Given his dislike for (most of) us I am surprised he stuck around as long as he did honestly.
>>562147417Angry he may be, but he's better to talk to than most posters here.And yeah I meant him. There's 2 Blancbros and I don't really make the distinction. I do miss the other one too however.
>>562147745I take it you visit the other site as well as here then?I suppose there is not much reason for the distinction at this point since neither post here anymore but the other one was here for a while so I will continue to seperate them.
>>562148640I don't actually, maybe I will one day. It's hard to keep track of altchans when there's billions of them.
>>562148783Fair enough, I only ever a had reason to keep that one in mind so there being loads of them was never relevant for me.
how will your nep wifey prank (You) for april fools?
>>562149481She is going to grab me by the ankles and swing me like Bowser in Mario 64 for pirating The Sims 2
Is Tokyo Clanpool worth playing? I really like its music.
>>562086678>That new Planeptune theme is seriously shit.Fuck. I didn't like the direction the soundtrack took in SvS, GMRE and Nep v. Dogoos and this clip makes me think they're going to stick with it. God I hope they keep the Kaneki 7 as it is without butchering in the same way as they butchered lots of 0action tracks in ReVerse and invite a guest band for intense epic or metal-sounding pieces to make Apocalypse Battles intense and memorable.
>>562149868At least one anon thinks so, I cannot chime in though since I never played it myself, sorry.>>562150410I cannot claim to be a fan of much of the new stuff in SvS either. At best it was decent but not stuff I could listen to for years like previous games had.>Kaneki 7I was honestly tired of those tracks but given what we have now I would quite happily take them back. I take it Game Maker and Dogoos is much the same then?They probably have the money for it, so I would not say no to guest bands. Probably not a good fit for Neptune but I would be happy to hear some electronic stuff like what was present in PS1 Armoured Core or Ace Combat 3. PS1 Ace Combat style music in general would be welcome.
>>562151820GMRE has only one track I like, Run on a Bike. Racing theme sucks, fight theme sucks, and NvD re-uses most of the soundtrack from both and new tracks are nothing impressive.>guest bandsEarthbound Papas was a guest band and they absolutely carried VII and Re;Birth series soundtrack.
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/microsoft-copilot/for-individuals/termsofuse>Copilot is for entertainment purpose only
I unironically hope they do a remake of nep infinity with turn based combat. I am playing vii coliseum battles with grief in my heartOnly time I'd support CH's business tactic.
look at this nep
>>562161912it's all over the place
>>562162723
>>562157679Turn based stopped being cool 10 years ago
>see Red Hthe eart and Kotori's designs side by side>can't unsee Crossover HeartThe fuck is this Bill Wilson captcha? Some kind of April Fools joke?
>>562165394>spoileryup, have fun.
how im pranking wifey for april fools
>>562165670Please don't change Histoire's firmware, it's against the terms of service!!!
>>562161912you cant convince me thats not kotoriand this isnt origami
>>562165806What if I put the ecchi firmware on Rouge instead, is that okay
>>562166797This too, is against the terms of service. This can damage your unit or make it operate in an uncontrolled manner!
watching an episode of Nep Gear on BBC
>>562161912my nep is amazing
The only way to keep this thread afloat is for Noire to start twerking
>>562167358What kind of BBC are we talking about here?
>>562176830Borginian Broadcast Company
>>562165670Are you turning your waifu into a slut, Histyfag?
histoire WHAT THE FUCK
>>562161912why is her parka so long
probably to make it harder to see her panties cause censorslop game.
BIG FAT CAT TATS
Bump
>have a dream of purple heart sucking me off >this led to an Indiana Jones style adventure to find a sword while I had neptune on my shoulders >distinctly remember accidentally dropping my foot in acid and choking Vert out while touching her tits I have no idea what the fuck my subconscious is thinking up while I sleep
>>562195987Very weird dreams are a sign of schizoid disorder, anon...
>>562196456I’m not crazy!
Honestly the gacha industry is more fun than console gaming industry, nepbros.There's so much drama, so much tribalism, and mentally ill schizos in the gacha community.In the consoles all we have is boring retards simping for the same devs, the same franchises, etc...
>>562197352>There's so much drama, so much tribalism, and mentally ill schizos in the gacha community.That is the opposite of fun
>>562197352>There's so much drama, so much tribalism, and mentally ill schizos in the gacha community.I think we have different definitions of fun
>>562197352I don't want any drama. I want to curl up in bed and play with my Uni.
>>562177214of course not!
Histyfag, why is your wife so violent?>>562180096
>>562196580I'm sorry, anon.You're insaneYou're psychoticYou've gone metal mad
>>562195987My last nepdream was Ciel doing e-thot stuff showing cleavage for for clicks and stuff. That was nice actually.
>>562205349My daughter would never do anything like that
>>562205349E-thots are NOT ok
>>562146703>>562147745>Nepper is afraid of being cucked by Shota-Noire storys that are hardly a thing here.>Misses the Blancposters because they are so good to talk to.A side from my own posts this is one weirdest things I ever read here. One can only feel this way then avoiding the Blanc topic altogether.
>>562207479Sexdreams don't care about morals. It's not like I'm endorsing it. I'm just happy I had a good dream at all. Normally all my dreams are about crime solving or me getting eaten by dinosaurs.
>>562166045It really is the same background in every game isn't it?
>>562207178Sure, no ones dauther ever doing that.
>>562187243Mogging the neps.
>>562211429>BLACKED Heart getting titmoggedLove to see it!
>>562213267Well, you do.
I think you're a NEPPER
That's very nepperish behavior
>>562218541Neptune would never say the N-wordwhat the fuck is this new captcha? lmao
>>562219484I've only seen the new captcha once, thank the godesses. Such a lame April Fool's...
>>562205349Ciel ero livestreams will be a thing in 8.
>>562219484Rebecca.She's very cute. Unlike pic related.
>>562213267Well, Black Heart isn't really a mega milker.
>>562220150see>>562207178Get your mind of the gutter, porn addict
Not even on April's fools is Marvy a nep
Top Nep!Top goddess!Top kunoichi!On April Fool's!On Easter!Today!Every day!
Crpg Nep when?!
>>562229545Nepper's Gate?
>>562197352Why can't you gacha fags just go to your general instead?
BeruBuran
>>562229336She's just some Senran hoe. Nice pornography software generated picture though
>>562197352i kinda feel like this with vtubers but its more like it's more fun looking in, actually playing the games or watching vtubers is usually boring
>>562239271I agree with vtubers. Watching them is actually boring, the fun part in being a vtuberfag is actuall witnessing all the retarded drama unfold, there are some genuinely retarded girls in the vtuber scene lmao.
>vtumors
>>562239234>some Senran hoeOBJECTION!
>>562240253Nice to see my wife where she belongs- on the Neptunia wiki!
>>562197352Kill yourself
Big Berus..
>>562153594Not looking forward to when I finally get around to that one then.They did stuff for Re;1 and 2?
woaw sex with neps
>>562243261not big enough
>>562246308
>>562248149My POV btw
>>562248149AI aside, I would very much like to stick my dick in there.
>>562248708Geriatric mf
>>562250957Nothing wrong with being old amd wise
>>562246308Sex with DerQs
>>562209042I am going to reply in the off chance that this is a post in good faith.The cucking doesn't involve shotacon Noire but the cucking is still a thing regardless and you'd know if you've actually been around. You can already find some last thread, it's not hard.The Blancbros are nice to talk to because despite hating Noire thet actually put in the effort to give arguments as to why they hate her instead of just "I hate her becausee cuck funny meme xdxd"Apparently arguing on 4chan shouldn't involve facts but random ad hominems instead huh. What the fuck is wrong with today's internet? I don't see why this has to be mutually exclusive. If you're going to fight me then do so honorably.
i think there's something wrong with you if your thoughts about a hot anime girl being a shotacon involve cuckoldry instead of "i wish i was the shota" tee bee ach
>>562257879>i thinkDo you?
>562257879Read my post again.I don't trust any of you fucks to not involve cuckery in anything so I have to doubt any post, especially when I know this point in time we have tourists who shitposts all day mimicking real problem posters. I don't care if I'm a schizo or not. I don't "wish" to be the shota, I am the fucking shota.
>>562257975yes, i dowhen someone talks about nowa, vert, iris heart, etc doing straight shota shenanigans my instinctual reaction isn't to go "b-but what if i'm the generic beta mc boyfriend who gets ntr'ed by a hung brat" it's to go "i am the aforementioned hung brat who is getting wrung dry by a literal goddess">>562260546don't get me wrong, i wasn't disagreeing with you
>new Neptunia is fucking heavy censored What is even the point? Japan is beyond redemption they are only making shitty slop and censoring their cult classic games that always relied on their niche fanbases, god I hate this timeline so fucking much.
>>562261716>What is even the point?cute nepsthey can censor skin, but they can't censor love and friendship
>>562261958I will just censor my wallet, may Compile Heart go down as traitors to their fanbase
bump
>>562261716shit how else are they supposed to even release a neptunia game when the entire world's against themat least they tried to show a bit more skin with Neptune and Noire's nextform skins, plus swimsuit DLC's been customary so maybe we'll get some fanservice there.
>>561863118New PH and BH look better than the NEXT forms, ESPECIALLY Black Heart.
>>562268020>the whole world It always has been a cult game for a niche fanbase, they can literally give the middle finger to the "whole world", they've made fun of censorship in the games dozens of times just to follow suit, there's no excuse and I rather starve with no content to have this shit, have some values man.
>>562270131they can't do that when the platforms they're releasing on literally refuse to sell their game if they don't capitulate. aside from sales concerns, steam and xbox aren't exempt from the whole censorship debacle, they just aren't in the spotlight because they aren't the first pick for these sorts of games anyways.just to recap, sony throws a fit over pantyshots, then nintendo refuses to let them sell swimsuit DLC, steam refused that tokyo clanpool game even when it was censored, and xbox was already refusing pervy games on their platform to begin with. "whole world" might be an exageration but its still damn near every platform and both sides of the political aisle globally because anime gives them the ick.
>>562261716I just finished Game Maker and I feel like Unlimited is toned down even compared to that, which had -nothing.- Why is NEXT Green in shorts when everyone in this essentially has her old uncensored bottoms? Is this all just so they are absolutely clear for the Western eShop?
>>562270672i hate the modern world so much bros
>>562280632i do too, anon. i do too.on the plus side, compa seems to be getting along pretty well, so if the tides ever turn we might be getting some premium budget ecchi. newest nep seems like it's almost going open world and i wouldn't mind a genkaii tokii like that
Don't worry nepgenI'm building a time machine.Were all gonna GO BACK
>>562261958Based, ignore the doomposters. We will make our grand return after more than a decade.
Sexxxxxxxxx
>>562285594AIslop? Have some standards
>>562285659Your mother is AIslop you nyamota
