Previous: >>561661285>Game NewsCurrent Rate Up:Sakura Bakushin O (3* Alt), North Flight (3* Alt), Daring Tact (SSR), Daring Heart (SSR)Story event with Curren Bouquet'dor SSR currently underwayLegends' Race w/ Duramente & Narita Taishin (Steampunk) on 4/5New Evo Skill for Copano Rickey (Cheerleader)Masters' Challenge currently underwayNew Awakening levels, starting with Special Week>Next Lvl 6-7 AwakeningsTokai Teio - MaySilence Suzuka - JulyCM Dirt will be held on 4/23, Del Mar, 2000m, left, good, spring, sunnyLoH Mile will be held in May, Kyoto, 1200m, right, springCM Classic will be held in June, Tokyo, 2400m, left, heavy, spring, cloudy, NO Debuffers>Beyond Dreams Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1ibD_nSFr923JtCxRS7GJikwY9csnMBkfRzsLnew5jvg/edit?usp=sharing>IP News>7th Event: WORLD TOURTokyo - 6/20-21https://ts7th.umamusume.jp/Travel Pop-Up Store:https://travelpopupstore.umamusume.jp/Coco's Collab:https://umamusume2026.cocos.jp/>Thread Circlesウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst>/uma/ monies derbydacchi.gudnight.fyi>/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)Register here: >>524354428Season 3: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=102454Season 4: https://pog.netkeiba.com/?pid=tool_group&group_id=108301>Cygames WebStore allows you to buy jims on any devicehttps://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/>How to link your Cygames IDhttps://support.cygames.com/faq/applink_umamusume
Beat Almond Eye no problemGetting my ass beat by Light O...
>>561936250That ostensibly seems to be the reason atm.
It's Osaka Hai timehttps://umanity.jp/en/racedata/race_7.php?code=2026040509020411
Level 7 uniques are up. Get to grinding you slaves.
List of upcoming PVP events.
And non-PVP event.
>>561936692There is a fuckhuge gap between legend rafces and dirt chanmi...
>>561936773That’s what the Tachy event is for. Always tachy, nothing else anymore.
>>561936692>Whole schedule laid out in fullNeat.
Asking again if anyone saved his last illustration/post.
>1 uma per 2 monthsAt this pace idk when my oshi get her 67 awakening
>>561936845Poor Tachyon must be running out of topics for her reports.
oh FUCK
>>561937286Boo.
>>561937286Oh did I not get this because I got fucking gatekept by Light O? Hopefully new Bakushin will save my ass.
Roll for your new bride
>>561936378That sucks so much cock, but I understand.
>>561937521I was in a good mood after rolling Bakushin so decided to toss a 10 I guess my bride is Daring Heart...
young and unstoppable
>>561937387Hmm?
what the fuck
>>561936421Since it's promotion into G1, no derby horse finished better than 3rd place in Osaka Hai (Wagnerian and Phonehead). Though the stats was a bit biased since Decile & Shahryar won DSC instead during that timeframe
>>561937286>>561938530>Legendary AccelWhy is she so smug when it took her forever to accelerate
>>561938548Yea the stats are bit weird since the best umas of the time go to Dubai instead.
https://x.com/umamusu_goods/status/2038437479683076422?s=20Should be wider
>>561939260>>561939418Give her a break bros...
Epi...
>>561936482have to wait because we only get 4 of these a month from the medal store and there's none in the story event
>>561940231The Spe gene is strong in this one.
>>561940364They said you get these things from PvP events outside the store.
Exploitable
>>561940364fug I already barely manage to get enough medals for both the uma ticket and rainbow shard as it is
>>561938530TURF G
>>561940231
>>561937521My pre-Tracen fiancee...
>>561937521Okay
>>561944776Still don't have Royce BTW.
>>561942653>as dumb as her grandad >as horny as her momA dangerous combo.
>>561937409New Bakushin did, in fact, save my ass even though I ran the wrong cards, didn't get all the card events to finish, and generally had a bad run.
It's my first time making a Stego parent and this is pretty aids. Trying to hit D mile and D dirt.
This must be the most effort they've ever put into a duo-alts.
Where the FUCK is she???
>>561947118She heard on the TV it was Holy Week somewhere, so she hasn't left her dorm room for a while citing "religious reasons". (she doesn't know what Holy Week is)
>>561947327That is exactly what I would expect of my holy maiden.
thinken bout ohimba
ohimbas thinking about me
top 3 predictors for takamatsunomiya.
Ohimba and their frens.
>Casino not showing up until the turn before classic summerI''m so sick of her shit.
>>561947865I love gambling.
>>561946151I go for mile C/dirt F and skip all dirt mile G1s. You can win dirt mid with F because she has an accel unique.
>>561935112O-oh, right. You guys are so smart.
Ok, let's say I hypothetically go to Osaka Hai on Sunday. Is it like a concert and you have to pay for a ticket or can you just walk in? How do you bet? Is there like a ticket machine? Who should I bet on?
https://x.com/01s_nab23/status/2038487711347290597/mediaViewer?currentTweet=2038487711347290597¤tTweetUser=01s_nab23CUTE grandma and granddaughter duet.
>>561948905Don't get into gambling, anon. Nothing good comes out of it.
sexxooooo
>>561948905You just pay an entrance fee for 200 yen. For betting you can just look at this guide https://japanracing.jp/en/racing/go_racing/guide/betting.html
>>561948905Buy the ticket at the entrance of the racecourse.
>>561948905Betting is basically getting a betting slip from the many tables. You can't miss them. You fill it up. Then line up at the many machines where you feed it in. You put in the money in the machine first then you put in the slip.>>561949417This guide is really easy to follow.
Of course global is shitting on ebayan now
>>561950619I-It's a joke! It's so retarded. I feel bad for the artist who also saw this shit.
>40 day old accountWhat is this game trying to tell me?
I have 中距離 fatigue...
>>561950619It's so annoying how they're trying to monopolize on everything new with JP only to get more views. I'm tired, now I can't even "shit" on Yanko without being reminded about gl*bal.
>>561949417>>561949630>>561949815Ok, now tell me who I should bet on. No "just be yourself :^)"ing. Who actually looks promising?
https://x.com/tsuuuuchan__12/status/2038462642462118347
>>561952567おージャパニーズおもてなし.
>>561952471You are being very rude so no I'm not telling you anything Get out tourist
>>561952471Just be yourself :^)
>>561952471Eh, just look at everyone's records and previous races. The ones who look better have a better chance of winning. It requires research, and every person's gut feeling is different.Spoonfeeding bets is almost always a lose-lose thing.
>>561952471Onyankopon, the son of Eishin Flash and grandson of Victoire Pisa
>>561952998Oh you. I don't want an angry better shitting up the thread.
>>561952998Fuck yeah, worst odds of the lot. You'll make the betanon cry to sleep, but if you win big you win big.
There are posters in this thread right now who can't read Japanese. Isn't that weird?
>>561953521そんなバカな
>>561953521Please stop bullying me...
>>561953521証拠ある?
>>561953217>worst oddI'll bet big enough until he's the first favs
>>561953521Rude
>>561953521もう日本語の時間か?
>>561952784I...im not being rude. In fact, this post was rude and not I'll have to Buena punch you.
I'm a bit scared because no 3* until the 70th, but I finally got them.
>>561949417I am now a keiba master scholar. Thank you, anon. Going all in on Onyankopon.
Who knew Bouquet would end up being a fighting game demon too…
>Ai-chan and Yanko as the poster girl for 7th live>Both horses has record of 11 wins and 4 loses
Your counter-proposal?
>>561959413Let me whip out my ヤン子と付き合うデメリット document.
>>561959413Throw a donut to distract her and run
>>561959847You fool, you've only triggered a donut death spiral.
>>561960019Literally me whenever hors is cute.Hors is always cute.My hands hurt, please send help.
>>561960224But I own an air fryer...
>>561946151Dirt E/D Mile D is much harder than Dirt F + Mile C. it requires some luckshitting but it is possible playing semi-auto and it should be easier on the new scenario because of stat bloating
ONII too DENSECHANBUENA is DONEisSTRONG
>>561966250もう…お牝馬まんこもういやだ…
>>561938530>this is actual wip since we don't know if he's gonna podium arima
>>561953521haha...
>>561940392>Tacto accidentally shows up at the track in her uniformEven several generations down couldn't completely escape it the Spe gene.https://x.com/kusakari27/status/2038586258084311371Too cute.
https://x.com/nikkan_ota/status/2038566825844502598>530kg (+18)Fat fuck...
help
Kinda glad to see our comr@de having a melties over global announcement, we're not alone dacchis!!
>>561959413>try to maintain proper oshiego boundaries>she proceeds to threaten me with top level URA coercion with her daddy's connections to show she can annihilate my career and all future prospects any time>get findom'd and femdom'dnyoooooooo.....
>>561980378This post is particularly poignant to me>>561979587
>>561978474You know what you did Kakehashi-kun, and now you’re going to have to take responsibility.
>>561978474Go fuck that ningen in the background over there
>>561980378it will be fun watching them go through the same stages as us
i-is umareader still being maintained? the new event and alts still aren't up....
I want BOP...
>>561985517They're reworking her campaign to really lean on the "BIG genki girl that's actually real clever" thing.They kinda dipped into it with Taiki, but Great Detective Buu-chan will be making full use of her skills to foil the Stego Clan's nefarious plots and build up a comprehensive profile (includes but not limited to: dating history, routines down to the minute, assessment of current susceptibility to umapyoi) on her favorite ningen BOPtorena.Trust me bro.
I just sacrifice a team training turn for this, right?
>>562005091yeah and then you can use dates to catch up
