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no one askedno one caresshut the fuck up
Teio!
Mayano is ready for her own anime!
Daiwa's Daiwas
I asked I careSpeak your truth
>>561955628Her anime was s2, and she slept throughout 98% of it.
>get an event set in America>it’s nothing but blacksWhat did Cygames mean by this?
>>561955628Star Blossom Anime eventually
>>561955670NO! That was Teio's anime! Mayano made sure not to steal the spotlight because Mayano is a very good girl!
I got stressed when I saw the trainer aptitude test, but it's only the free test so it's okay.
>>561955708>old tired baitNo thank you, I already had plenty of that
If XOguri is so bad in CM11 then why does she keep winning in all public rooms I join? Was I gaslit?
>>561955761
>>561955825Which Uma posts on Umachan?
havent gotten an ace upgrade for longslop for a whole week
>>561955708Baits are about Bakutranny now
>Sprinters Story main character>checks kit>sprint B>miler skill kit
>>561955708Ugly, but then kinda not ugly also...
>>561955563these two...
>>561955819She's alright
>>561955819I only see Kitasan's raping lobbies
>>561955864It's okay to stop being racist while you're horny.
Gold Ship
>>561955819Who said that? Her ult is still a 5-second midrace velocity skill with decent heal
>>561955842We had an event about that on MANT, and aside from Curren who's known to be popular there, Bakushin and Taiki are also both with huge followers meanwhile Fuku has 0.
>>561955772Chiyo HATE
>>561955708i think they’re cute
do you guys fit sirius into your ace decksDoes it replace a wit card like tach/marv
Stop biting bait
>>561955997
>>561956094AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>561955997Kill every Chiyoposter
>>561955863>Spring Triple Crown runner>Mile skills>No unique
>>561956037Yeppers. I try to play with my deck to reach 50%RB
man, why am i even saving up carats, the cards are only good for a few months and on top of that you have to mlb them, but umas are forever
>>561955961Super Creek
Ew, Doto
We gotta segregate those black umas.
>>561956037The deck for this CM is 2 speed, 2 wit, Creek, and then one bonus card depending on your aptitudes, sparks, and what not.Sirius obviously goes in the bonus slot.
>>561956186>anon figured out why half the thread is umarollers
I hate wit cardsThey are never on wit
>>561956189SEXPRGENANCYMARRIAGEMORE SEXLOVING FAMILYMORE SEX
>>561955563Any good MANT bot for Steam version?
CM status?
>>561956297B-but I need my power marv RB crutch since sirius is 5rb...
>>561956341I don't bother with Wit anymore, every single run I get high Wit and fuck all everything else, or mediocre Wit and average everything else.
>>561956369I have an SS Gold Ship ready to go. With no spurt or long S
>>561956369I will reach b finals and maybe win, maybe lose.
Sorry danchud but I'm not doing this trainer aptitude testI dont have it in my bones and I'm recovering from double jaw surgery so my doctor recommends I take it easy for the next however long MANT is
>>561955708American blacks are stallions
>>561956186>the cards are only good for a few monthsDont pull for those cards. We all know what cards last for long periods of time, just pull for those instead of NTR or Fuku.
>>561956369I spent most of my time making my Pace chaser work than actually building my end aces
>>561956481AHAHAHAHAAHA
>>561956369Oper.
Am I stupid? Or is this the only test available for now?
>>561956539Why are you laughing at my condition
>>561956369
>>561956447Are you me? Surprisingly she can win
>>561955862You mean Seiutranny
>>5619558424chan shakuralso doto but she only ever posts insults to random people then replies to her own posts saying something stupid to make the original poster look dumb
>>5619563693rd place a finals probably
>>561955842curren 4chan
>>561956369I have 3 SS end closers with long S, uma stan, spurt and nimble navigator
>>561956569If you already completed the first time, this is the only one avaiable
>>561956369I have a good Mayacchi, an unexpectedly strong but still likely not competitive Dia, and a Golshi I need to remake. I don't really know what to expect but this definitely looks like it's gonna be a mega whale CM, and I don't have fimo so my statlines are all kind of low (600-680) on wit.
>>561956369owari da
>>561956569MANT is the free scenario, since you schedule everything yourself. It makes sense why there is no other test
>>561955628Which ends with her losing to Brian
so if I can reliably reach 1200 speed/power/wit with enough stam on mile TT umas, do I unironically use guts parents?
Heads up that we're only a few days away from the next event and the SSR from it is actually decent. It's an SSR Speed Air Shakur, and it has some great End Closer skills including Spurt for 1 of the 5 skill hints. 20% hint bonus so that's actually pretty easy to fish for it. Gold skill is guaranteed and it's a decent Gold Recovery for End Closers, Serenity.It has 50% specialty priority and Power Bonus 1 by default, and the unique is that once the bond is 80% it has Speed Bonus 2, so it's a pretty reliable stat stick and a great 2nd Speed card next to Kitasan Black if you're trying to run no Power cards. The only catch is that the race bonus is only 5, but you probably have some 15s to use like MSunday welfare. This card stays playable post-MANT for f2p, nothing you will replace something like MLB Biko but if you're using an SR this is usually better unless you really need 10 RB on your speed card.
>>561956369probably A finals 3rd again
>>561956390RIPIf you can't hit 50 without using a power card, then you're gonna struggle for this CM. It depends on what cards you have, but your best bet might be to just not use Sirius.Things will probably wont be as bad for you in the rest of the MANT CMs though, since you wont have to borrow Creek. That should give you better flexibility.
about to start working on my cm11 aces, what are the statlines i need to hit for ends?
I want to test my f2p umas see if they can squeak out a single win on Group A semis5254883617597778
>>561956786Guts is the call there for now yeah.
DO NOT TAKE RADIANT STAR
>>561956793Thanks for the info dump, Finemo.
>>561956785only because she was sleepy and needed a nap. Brian could NEVER beat a full power Mayano
>>561956858its a little late for that piece of advice bro
10+% of your sp not doing anything that is radiant star
>>561956574i have the same condition :)
mayano top gun is the worst character ever created
>>561956605This was my first Gold Ship Mant career and my one and only SS uma. I still have no idea how I did it, and I cannot replicate it. Literal high roll run.>>561956605>>561956705Makes sense, thanks.
mayano top gun is the best character ever created
witgod said radiant star is good
>>561956793Huh, the card actually looks pretty gud yeah
you need radiant star to heal if you stamlet or whiff your recoveries chain
I spent the whole week remaking my TT team.I'm not making aces. TT fodder will do.
>>5619568381200 speed basically isn't negotiable if you want to win.1100+ stam and 1 gold for mild risk and 2 for basically no risk. Power as much as you can afford without losing the 2 above. Guts ideally above 600 but you can survive with less if the stam is max.Wit really wants to be decent so your skills go off and because of the downhills on this CM. I would aim for 800+ but it really is secondary to speed and stam.
>>561956881I wish Mayano and Brian had raced before Brian's injury, when he was still in his prime.
>>561957019
>>561956793>endniggers getting stronger again
fuck my gay latechud life
>>561957008Looks good. Sad to see no S long or spurt but I bet this sneaks some wins in.
>>561957008I think Turf S is nice since it cancels the Heavy condition
>Skills can go past LVL 5Uh... this is my first time seeing a LVL 6 skill... please don't tell me this was a day one feature haha
if my fronts get into a room with other fronts i just straight up lose
homestretch and ult should be taken over radiant shart
>>561957041If it was out before CM it'd be discussed a lot more for sure, it's pretty fantastic for making End Closers with those hints and bonuses. Not many better sources of Spurt and end closer recoveries in 1 for non-whales.
>>561957286You get +1 starting level at 4 and 5 stars.
we are saving for inari one in May
>>561957286You need a lvl5 uma for that
Good morning umanons
if you have taking the lead and groundwork DO NOT TAKE MOVEMENT SLOP TAKE BETTER SKILLS AND LET YOURSELF PACEUP
>*procs daring strike*>*procs spurt*>*procs nsm*>*comes in 8th*POTENTIAL UMA MAYA IKUYOOOOOOO
>>561957382salam alaikum pearlhabibi
FUCK YOU SWEEPZY
>>561956842Thank you very much for joiningHope this helps everyone.Holy fuck this shit is tough since I'll never break SS
>>561957418
>>561957143I'd only call it stronger for f2p really, whales already have comparable options like SSR sweep to get spurt
>>561957374We are waiting for the release of Inari Two.
>>561957416Is that you, Doto bro?
>>561957487well I ain't fighting whales in my finals lobbies
:>
>>561957652
>>561957447>I'll never break SSDid you try the witGOD build? If you look my Taishit and Goldshit, they both used it.
>>561957447holy overstam cow
>>561957134There are people in this very thread that are less manly than Bakushin.
>>561957652>>561957724
DO NOT TAKE RADIANT STAR!!!!!
>>561957727I'll check them later 1 hr before the reset, thanks
>>561957765
>>561957748Locked In Bakushin is one of the strongest and coolest creature in the Umamusume world i think
If an uma has O as in King in their nameThat is a man
rape goodnot rape bad
>>561957825horu uroro O
i will run my gwless kitasan in cm and i will win pisces platinum
look at all these nerds
>>561957825Tokai Tei O, my kang...
>>561957881as long as she procs TTL and all her midraces it's more likely than you think
>>561957951Wife on the left spotted
>>561957807
which one is better
>>561957825mayan O
>missed it by a few secondsWhat was the last retention line?
>>561958039deep breath
Thoughts on donkeys?
>>561958054698k I think
>>561957825O guri Cap
>>561958039extra tank is too late in the race and contributes nothing.
>>561958039Deep breaths, extra tank is bad.
>>561957807new cryer
>>561958039Never buy extra tank
>>561957825Then why do they have umankos?
>>561958124>>561958121>>561958060thxi thought tank is better because VB has it build in and she is supposed to come with everything build it
>>561958062no yes no yes yes
>>561958062They are an earful.
>>561955563
>>561958062Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero Rero
>>561958062now post a real horse like golshish ear length in comparison
>>561958062We love donkeymusume here
>>561958191They actually have bokumankosYou need to read theory
>>561958339Based and true
>>561958062
>>561958339Big uma ears are so cute.
damn this ugly country pumpkin ins card is good
For the first time ever I got four double speed rainbows in summer camp with, while having four speed weights, and two 60% megaphones, but I misjudged my energy and had use a bitter juice without a cupcake because it was the only energy item I had so I lost like 40 or 80 total speed on the last two trainings now I just want to cry,...
Earmogged
>>561958062For me its ZZR
>junior year>fast learnerThis is about to be the most dogshit run
Say something nice about your club
>>561958121>>561958124>>561958178Isn't extra tank better since the 0.5y update?
>>561958610zenno zob roy
Radiant Star can fuck with XOguri's ult activation timing, right? Like, it can trigger too early if you take it on top of 3 other recoveries
>>561958610Zenno Zog Roy
>>561958637Our danchou has great legs
>>561958637Not saying anything good about them until they climb their way back to A+.
umazing
>>561958671There's no consistent way to trigger her unique at the perfect time on this track since it's too long for triple 7s to be good, so might as well run 3 + radiant in case one whiffs.
>>561958636>Support cards don't finish their chains in your path
>>561958638Yes it is better but still bad
>>561958637I love my mambros and danchou is okay too, I guess
>>561958514Holy shit it's Dumbo the Elephant
>>561958639>>561958674Wtf
>>561958787Forgot to mention that I meant for CM12, I tried her on this track too and yeah she's unfortunately not very good
>>561958671It triggers in the 2nd half of the race, it can trigger too early or too late during the final spurt kind of like straightaway recovery.
>>561958549You won't choose the mood up 90% of the time
>>561958610Zenno Zettai Ryouiki
>>561958568I'm sorry to hear that Maya bro
i love sexy figures is this run looking good?
KONNA NI JOBKIKU NARIMASHITA
Digitan LOVE
>>561958913She's still a lot better than most pace chasers for CM11 although you would only take her if you don't have a front and praying for lucky pace
>godly setup>forgot to charm>dont overdo it>door
reminder that if you kill runs early you'll still have to do the trainer test stuff
>>561958610ZEZTZZEZTZRCATASTROM
They don't call it the scamcha for nothing. Oh well, at least it isn't a dupe.
>>561958637Ever since new danchou took over last month and booted out 3 different people who were inactive for 40+ days, we've been able to have more activity and moved from the 1900s into 1200s. Not super sweaty but it's nice to see that number go up a fair amount and we're all constantly hitting our shoe donations within 10 hours, it's comfy.
>>561958637My fellow members are so cute!>>561958976Is pretty average actually>>561958765Could be worse
>>561959095EXPLODE
>>561958815I can feel it already. My chains went to 2/3 and fucked off somewhere
>>561959010>>door>get on the floor>
just entered summer without a single megaphone
>>561959186>averageso its going to be a good run for me who has only one ss so far
I saw this and so must (you)
with just two button presses I'll never see it again
Bro wakes up to check his yuri news and then comes here to post it
>>561957109NTA but Christmas Ogurin swaps stam for witmax, right?
>>561959350>5:30 pm in SEAActually he just returned home from the pesticide factory or chinese sweatshop
>>561959350A new low for cord ragebaiting shitposters
>>561959410kek
>every time I borrow Top Road I get an early glowstickthey forgot to turn off the buff
>>561958913I wouldn't run radiant on her on 12. The most popular setup so far seems to be two recoveries that activate early to midrace of your choosing alongside u=ma2 and triple 7s since u=ma2 only activates after 1200m here so it gives you the best of both worlds for high likelihood of using unique at all since you've got 4 triggers, with only marginally worse average unique timing than triple 7s alone.
>>561959026How long do these last in trainer events last in JP? I feel like 5D is too short especially for Trackblazer which takes 1h to clear for very little rewards a run
>>561958062I can't take Belno seriously with her tiny ass ears.
>>561959224
>>561959251I thought all umas are for (You)?
GIWTWM
No it's fine, I didn't want rainbows in summer camp anyway...
>>561959632Mayano or the trainer?
>>561959630ignore him
>>561959357A most dangerous Tickezo...
Stop being a loser and falling in love with umasCygames is catfishing you
SPECHUD HATE
*gives you 20 energy and 10 speed*
>>561959536Yeah makes sense, thanks anon
>>561959558Last time we had in January and it lasted around a week too, dunno about jp
call it
>>561959762She doesnt leave me a choice...
>>561959702nta but good to see that, but why the yuribait bullshit?
>>561959878Air Shakur
How many tokens do you get per run for this shop event and which fag intern made it 4 days for the event
>>561959910
>>561959957it was mei was the intern
>>561959998My condolences
>>561959762No. My wife is real and pure and in love with me.
Why do people say CM12 is NSM viable, there's a corner where late race starts
>>561959896nta but the ballroom event is THE yuribait event (we will be getting one ourselves in a couple of days)>but whyBecause Cygames likes to throw a bone to yurifags every now and then
u u u u u umauma in romania!
>>561959998>Has more than one copy of herUnfortunate.
>>561960057Yeppers
It's fucking over
I dont care if umas are into yuri, ntr.I want my human wife to be dedicated to me.
>>561960057Nice Ikuno Feet
>>561960131>>561959998Nopers. Spechud hours are now...
>>561960183based
HOLY SHIT I WAS HAVING A TERRIBLE FUCKING AWFUL MEGASHITTY DAY BUT DIA CAME HOME FROM A RANDOM SINGLE AND NOW I'M BLESSEDBEST EARLY BIRTHDAY GIFT
Spechud hours never actually end.
how the fuck do you get TS long and dirt? just int and only do long / dirt?
>>561960403yeah. just do a megashitty run only doing these races and be done with that
>>561960403play it like what you did with ura finale
Is Straight Descent any good for the next medium CM?
>>561960403yea
special week is the key to all of thisif we can get special week workingbecause she’s a funnier uma than we’ve had in the game before
Bwos I have a confession, I don't even play uma anymore I browse /uma/ these days instead
What do I use my SSR ticket on
>>561956369>long honestly running into the same problem of stamina being a buhi stat just like libra with unity, and I'm a monthly pack dolphin at most although it's my dumbass fault for sparking both leprechaun banners
>>561960561We know SEAfriend. Now go and get yourself dinner and try not to shit up the general too much.
>>561960403You can mix plenty of mile/mediums if you run Copa Republica Argentina, Stayers Stakes and Meguro Kinen.There are a couple g3s and non-graded races too.
>>561956369A final and job
fuck sexsex fuckumamusume
>>561960098That makes sense, still doesn’t make the effeminate obnoxiousness of yuritards any less annoying>>561960292Special Wife owns this general(and game)
>>561960561I wish iphone has time tracker for apps like this
special week is the most important character of all time
>>561956369winning rooms 30% with f2purity kitapits only goldship
Who's a good trainee-waynee?
Four useless hammers, thank you very much.
>>561956369I'm making CM15 parents
Why are these HIMBAS like this?
himba sexy
some of you are alright, dont take radiant star on your next ace
>>561960916
>>561960790if only in game creek was as beautiful as the fanarts make her out to beor even CinGrey
>>561960671Yes.
>>561960867deserved for running oguri
Radiant star is the only way my aces can spurt at a relatively acceptable rate
>cant make funny team ranks that spell A-SS-SS because baseline umas are now Sthe game is now SOULLESS
>>561961058Who else am I supposed to use in my dirt team?
Ohimba sexo
umamusume squirt rate
>>561961110It ain't the first month anymore, there's many dirters now
i always spurt at a relatively acceptable rate
which way, anons
>>561961110
>>561961225weet
>>561961225Speed my neigher
>>561961225If you have speed weight then speed otherwise wit
we need nigger uma musumes
>>561959998i cleated this
ugh, you moids are disgusting. get lost.
>>561961225Ass Wonder wit
>five fucking cleats during the climax races after getting barely fuck all the whole run
>>561961225>3 witwhy
>>561961225You have weights on retarded chestnut no other choice but speed
>>561961225You already used an anklet on spd
>>561961007Move aside, I will be her prince (female) [male]
>>561961370belno sex
>>561956369I'm having a repeat of Aquarius of "Spend a week making some strong parents, rush something together in less than 2 days" but building for long is slightly less annoying than building for dirt, I guess. Probably didn't help I'm dumb with using 2LB Rice and having to borrow speed Maya to build something for fronts, but gaslight umalator said they survive and I'm too tired to rush any further ace builds. I lose to whales in long anyway, so if they compete well enough with general players, I'll still take it.>>561960505>There's only one downhill and it's pretty much halfway into the track well into midracenyo
>>561960867>>561961370>decide to ignore cleat hammers because they're gonna appear anyway >after arima>ZERO (0) HAMMERSAAAAIIEEEÉEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>561961382Special Wife is so cute
>>561961349>Sure, there *could* be women here. It's not unlikely but why would women be here? Most girls thrive off of attention meaning they actually have no interest in hobbies such as umamusume but the attention it brings. There are many places to seek out attention that are better than 4chan, you'd be stupid to come here for attention. I know the meme where you guys say women are stupid, yes you are correct in most cases but socially women, even the most smelly femcel are a lot smarter than you guys. Twitter, discord and even Reddit are many times better than 4chan in terms of being the centre of attention. On the otherhand there exist some women who in fact do like umamusume and maybe find the whole raising a horse girl to be cute but you didn't hear that from me. These girls will post on the chans because this hobby is rather shameful and do not want any attention and just want to be treated like one and another here, to call someone a nigger and be called a nigger and receive true equal treatment, it's really simple. Which means they would obviously never reveal the fact that they are a women. The (you) reading this could be one, I could be one, but you just will never ever know. Then finally there are trannies who because of the way they look, are completely unable to pass irl, ugly self-indulgent fucks, transitioning from male which by all accounts is a superior and responsible gender to female is cowardly beyond anything they can do. At least you can somewhat respect ftms for wanting to take the tough road. These people will not be able to fly on Twitter, for as soon as they post their face people would know, thus they would come onto anonymous places to larp as women or infiltrate female spaces as a fuck you to women. I hate these things so fucking much I just want to talk about champion meets and my oguri fuck you fuck you fuck you im just so tiredWas it you who made this?
clit hammer
>5gold hammers after senior summer>forget to pop 3 of them during the tenno-sho > japan cup racesITS SO FUCKING OVER
>>561961538female should show cunt
>>561961349Dober has said this, time and time again.
>>561961225It's a speed growth uma so wit, you'll cap speed Anyways
Is the real horse a slow dunce as well? Why is Mejiro Bright like this
>>561961709She's not very bright afterall
>>561961709the real horse was slow to respond to his jockey yeah
>use the Sirius card>never see the date event once>use the Sirius card>never see the date event once>use the Sirius card>never see the date event once
>>561961273Alright...
>>561961709no wonder she lost to speCHAD LOL
>>561961709
>>561961794>use the Sirius card>finish the date events>lose the buff on the next turn
another epic episode of my speed cards disappearing after I get Long S!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>561961709>He was known as a late-response horse, in that, while he followed his jockey's commands, he was slow to react to them.>His maiden race was considered to be very low-level, as the horses who raced were barely contenders. Even though Mejiro Bright won the race, some people from the crowd heckled with insults like, "Are you walking?!"There you go
Today will be the first day of my umalife to skip and waste borrows... I simply don't have the time today
I have two horses that I am sending to Ireland to train and race there. Does anyone want to name them?
>>561961864kinda sad ngl, poor horsey
>>561962095Good MovementWell Swayed
>dirt sprint doesn't count what the fuck cygamesnow I need to two more runs for the epithet AND the sprint one
>>561961709>slow dunceWATCH IT, THAT SOMEONE'S WIFE!
>>561962095Cool ChulainnTír Nig Nog
How much is this?
>>561962095Jazz BassistFunky Boy
>>561962095Danny BoyohShay MusSlow Down There
>>561962212use maruzensky with some dirt and 1 sprint sparks
>>561962095What am I looking at?
>>561961929uuuuh what happened now? kicked before gibs?
Just failed a 4% anklet megaphone
>>561962212dirt sprint isn't a real format
>>561962375I shouldn't laugh...
turf pussy
>>561962326Decisive Wei cultural victory.
>>561962429Maruzensky
>>561962187Done>>561962250>>561962264>>561962265I am saving these for next time>>561962321horse (WP 10 2026)
I trvst my dancho will kick the flatliner this time
>>561962375thank you for your noble sacrifice, saving 24 other torenas
>>561962375Damn you and Teio got buckbrocken todayBut man use those drinks during summer.
>>561955604
Tamamocross is piss easy to build.Just build an internal mile 7 parent, hit mile B. Insta buy spurt, because it works on every mile track. That's it.Now, manhattan cafe is truly hopeless.
7 and you don't even get to round two A
>>561962417>>561962496>>561962508I was planning on using my charms after this training but Shiraoki-sama said nope
>>561962326I want a cute Helios daughter.
Now I can make SS Runk but how do I mage Ug
>guts meme>300 stamina>kikukaW-what????
>>561962653fail -_-
>>561962475How are you translating it? Just slapping screenshots into the Google lens?
boysex
>>561962710yes
>>561962665Do you really want a loudmouth that blurts out 67 tung tung sahur everyday?
>>561962778haha sixty seven!!
>>5619626917 and you lose finals
>>561962778So an average child?
Dober's momo tea..
I just got fucked in open lobbies couldn't win a single one, I used to win half of them.
can i get the kingu pic? i'm feeling suicide impulses again
>>561962778What's a sahur now
>>561962778Three tungs to his name.
>>561962302I don't have a good dirt parent, hopefully dirt C is enough
Post your CM aces
Tongue Tongue Sour!
dying is gay
>>561962864
banana
>>561962765How annoying is it? I'm craving a new horse racing game
>>561962930I couldn't proc Med S and Top Road also didn't give me her gold..
>>561962912https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search878009771786
>stay gold in the quizI don't wanna be a trans icon
>>561958815Well you were right. Creek and Yeppers didn't finish their chain despite going to 2nd chain junior year.I'm done redoing my aces.
>>561963025the banana fiend...
i want to fuck narita
Let grandma groove.
They should've added more missions wtf
>>561963152is very lovable...
>>561963058After learning UI? Not at allI made a (30-minute) video for one anon so that he could understand the gameplay loop better, you can check that if you want to know how the game looks >>561775993
>>561960403>>561960476>>561960502ImagineThis is how CYGAMES intended the scenario to play
>>561962930>give me your enemy free intelI think not
>love maruzensky>doomed to some mediocre aces in future CMs
>>561962778i can't keep up with all that bullshit anymoreguess i'm an unc
>>561963219Does Biwa do that dance before mating?
>>561962778
>>561956369Need a better End
>>561963340oh my god i love this what is this called?
>>561963256Cheers lad, I'll have a look
>Start the new scenario with the shittiest CM possibleWhy did Cyhitler do it did they want people to leave their game or something
>>561962778No Cap
Which upcoming uma has this general successfully sold you on? Hard mode: No meta umas like Flower and Rickey
>>561963338Yes and then her umanko gobbles up your banana.
doto would do this
>>561963390
>>561963105I'm out of borrows and these are just throwaway runs anywaythanks tho
>>561956369Don't care. I'm still learning the ins and outs of the scenario. Just gonna send it and who cares what the result is.I will try hard next CM
>>561963446damn right
>>561963463>I will try hard next CMAnon the next two CMs are xoguri territory
>>561963363>Spamina to spare???
>>561963390I fell for the propaganda
DYKEushin
>>561963390Stay Gold
>>561963552I...had a party and by the time i noticed i already bungled it.
>>561963528Trying hard and losing is still trying hard.
>>561963528mpb and pump works againi will field 3 late surgers with OYL and surely one of them will pop off
>>561962930my kitasan after 3 completed runs and 4 abandoned runs
>>561956369For every race my Kitasan Black loses, I'm putting my entire team to go down the slide of humiliation.But it should be fine.
>>561963576why they make Bakushin a cuck like Helios?
>>561963390i’m gonna be slightly less upset when wedding finemo spooks me on the wedding curren banner because of the cute comics people posted of her
>>561963657>best in japan>not radiant star
>>561963657you did it bro you won, those are perfect skills
>>561963682i want to lick her face and suck her eyes absorbing her fluids
>>561963735>that webmu-umamusume?
Is 20 pulls really worth this torture
kek thats browndust 2
>gutsmaxx>retards in speed>use speed/wit/flex deck>retards in gutsYou can't make this shit up
>>561963827Where do I get 20 pulls
>>561963528My right-handed demon will simply stat-check them with 1320 base spd and power
>>561963843diazuri
>>561962778>he lowkirkenuinely doesn't want a hekkin cute daughterino foid where he can fr have sum fun with her and maybe fuk her puh or smt
>>561956369im overstammingggggg bring it on debooferchudsstill trying to make a long S end maya
>>561963843I wish I had Dia, gold firm + gold right sounds like a fun build
childhood friend rape
>>561963843If that worked, my 1386 Kita would win every room
what is discord going to do when Umas will start with post Mant heavy torena pandering
>>561963956who cares
>>561963841Win A finals
>>561963984but you cared enough to reply
i want to eat victory pizza
>>561963956kill themselves or jump to the next trending game
reminder that 900 wit is more than enough, 1.1k wit is placebo
The Muslimfication of Uma Musume fandom is ongoing
>>561963390the shortstack trio
>>561956369I can't build for shit lolI'm cooked
>>561964041
>>561963928That's the best kind.
>>561964089this is a good thing subhanallah
>>561964036I care about posts here not discord, he shouldn't care about discord posts either
>>561963956retard
>accidentally ran a sprint with F aptitude>didn't even come in last>haru behind mewtf are these aptitudes?
>>561964154lore accurate urara
>>561964154ulala is a joke uma that’s programmed to lose as often as possible
>>561964092I love short, busty umas so much.
>>561964154check tahbo's stats the next time you see her
>>561963014i love kingu. ty anon
>>561964154Can Ulala be a rival in MANT? I don't think I've ever seen her.
>>561964154>defeatistdaughterino no...
>please do not share fan creations of uma x trainer marriage. Please do not discuss this warning...
>>561964351Check the racers of the Arima Kinen next time you do a race, she's an end closer there.
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>561964427nigchacho i said rival...
>>561963915should have skipped focus and radiant star bwo
>>561964460i have given up. for today
>>561964460I was busy with CM and I'm behind 30 anime episodes, so I'm doing that while posting here.Danchud can suck my dick I already made 3 times the monthly quota.
>>561964460I'm out of borrows.
i need more of this mayano
>>561964460I can't focus on the game if I don't fap to my trainee every 2 hours.
Sex with Verxina
>>561964460It's at the end of the month and I have to chase deadlines, I got my aces ready anyway
>>561964460Run was looking like shit, so I'm taking the rest of the day off.
>>561964460i’m at the office and there’s no shot i’m playing this game in public
umas that ran in the dubai world cup and their result
>>561964460I'm doing my daillies right now in azur lane
Welp, run is dead
>>561964723Who's that boy uma beside DigitanI want to fuck his bokumanko
I'm a straight man Umas for me?
>>561964846Casino DriveThe NPC for BC scenario
>>561964846casino drive but she's in NPC prison, she was the riko of the newest career
its so fucking over, when do we get the alarm clock airdrop?
>>561963913ts why ruby don't fw u lil bro
>>561965009Fact checked: [True]
happy meek's creamy autistic legs...
>>561964659A cute!
>>561964991boyfuckers are eating good cot dam
ban chiyoposters
>>561965009sybau
>>561964460I'm working
uma musume designs are pretty bad, needs more sex
>>561964991TM opera gray
ebayan stats
>>561965163round them up and put them in a pasture
>>561962302dirt C maruzensky got the dirt epithet with just 1 clock and got the sprint TS in the same runthanks bwo, saved me a run
>>561964991who the fuck likes logotype
>>561963713Helios wishes she was in the same league as Bakushin.
How to solve world hunger - kill Oguri
rape dotoposters
>>561965410
>>561964723Forever Jobs my beloved
>>561965414so Bakushin is just a little less cuck than Helios
>>561964723>Falco>10thLmao
Ok do it
>>561964723isnt dubai getting bombed right now?
>go to twitter to look at funny umamusume pictures >end up downloading pornevery single time
>>561965707source?
>>561965760look for eros on kemono
Post something cute
>>561965874
>>561964291She just got 5th in Hakodate Kinen (G3 Senior Early July 2000m turf), ahead of Mambo and 10 mobumamusume
Maruzensky!
>>561966086
Tach is nice and cute but unfortunately I do not like pacers
...
>>561966224donkey ass looking umas
Team Sirius seems okay I guess desu wa
>>561964460I'm experiencing mild burnout and am putting the game down for a little bit
>>561966224my POV
YuriCHAD WON SO HARD
>>561965760https://x.com/aggreser this ones pretty good let me know of some bwos
Early hello and good night friends!!!
>>561966267…?
>>561966385it's down
>>561964723>>561965542if you are blocked you are blocked
>>561966414
>>561966469>slow down>sidestep right>speed up>winI thought he was supposed to be smart
>>561962752Dicta is a girl with girl needs you know
>>561966364So how come they never banged in real life?
>>561966271There is nothing wrong with donkey eared umas.
>>561966409hello and good night
>>561966538He is a front runner
>>561966547copenow we know cygames is pro yuriguess their target audience is yurichad instead of incelkek
https://x.com/umamusume_GW/status/2038456805236580649?s=20
>>561966569Then run in the front? This isn't rocket science!
>>561966267gold city
>>561966475gold city
>>561966736the puppet is next
>>561966736Saggy
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>561966636He got the late start+brocked combo, it's over for Falco
>>561966736fuck offuma is yuricode
>>561966736Puppet SEXO
>>561966838pondering this orb
Why is Digitan like this?
>>561966610>Lesbian as a political statement (((people))) cant comprehend the two hot girls kissing concept. Wait till they learn about threesomes
Yuri?
>>561966409gn fren!
which upcoming support banners will have free pulls
>Aptitude Test in MANTIs this shorter than the previous one? I'm not gonna make it.
>>561967194ur nan has tons of free pulls lad she’s easy
What stat bonuses if any do you get after you receive the race bonus for the 3rd Twinkle Climax race?
>>56196725710 on all stats, forgot how many skill points, sirius gives you like 12 or 16 stats to everything, also don't remember how many skill points
>>561967305corpulent, rotund, spherical, obese, fat CHUD
>>56196721740 runs in 4-5 days if you want the hint books too bwoget grinding
>>561967305this but she slips and lands ass-first on my face
>>561967217it's literally just 1 test
>most umamusume fans are straight male >let's just make all of our girls painfully lesbians that will show themWhy is Cygays like this?
>>561967217If you make a good ace or ace attempt you'll actually auto complete it
>CM starts tomorrow>Still 1 out of 3 ace builtIt's never felt more so over.. How acceptable is it to recycle previous long CM aces?
>>561967671>CM starts tomorrowCM starts today. In 9 hours.
>>561967645You zoomers a like little babiesThey've been doing that since Grand Blue Fantasy
>>561967547>asuming no login bonuses, or new tests/missions being added
>>561967645that's why this scenario almost killed the game in japan
>>561967736it's tomorrow for us seabros
>>561967736I have 0 aces trained but i trust that i will be able to make 3 aces in my next 3 runs and win7 and this is true
>>561967671You can tryMight make it to group B if you had like an S+ uma
>>561967217It's not as clusterfuckfest as the one in unity. Just play MANT freely, you can do at least that right...?
>>561967671>How acceptable is it to recycle previous long CM aces?does your previous ace have 1200 stam + 2 gold + 1200 speed + NSM
>>561967810I believe it.
>>561966445LMFAOOO good thing i downloaded everything.
>>561967907yeppers milk
>>561967924post it bro...
So does Bakushin and Flight have a kid irl or is it just like Contrail and Daring Tact case whete they can't be bred because they're too close and mating them might cause inbreeding?
>>561968021afaik owners talked about it but nothing happened
>>561967961
Crap. Forgot to race and wasted my last borrow
>>561968021just like Ruby and Helios, they never mated
>>561967671I don't even have a single ace built. Trackblazer has completely mogged me. It is unironically over.
>>561967982just search cdn.videy.co/ on x theres a bunch of people sharing
>>561968021Just like Rudolf and Ramonu they are just besties
>>561968081d1?
>>561967786there won't be bwothis was JP:https://umamusume.wikiru.jp/?%E3%83%88%E3%83%AC%E3%83%BC%E3%83%8A%E3%83%BC%E6%8A%80%E8%83%BD%E8%A9%A6%E9%A8%93_2022-03
>>561956369Open.
I had a thought. Is the ballroom event basically the gay pride month(2 weeks) of Umamusume?
>>561968180Division 1, it's like saying peak gooner
>>561968021Daring Sex already has Sundayman in both sides of her family tree.
>>561967982just go on gelbooru and search for haru_urara_(umamusume) and animated its not hard gwo its literally the 2nd result
>>561968232eh, they all end in nothing burgers so its whatever (the current jp one too lol)
>>561968076Well yeah back then sprint sires are not as interesting as the med-long specialist like Sunday Silence, Tony Bin and Brian's Time huh, and mares can only get pregnant a limited amount of time, not to mention Flight was born sickly like Oguri and only debuted at 4.Funnily enough BMS Sakura Bakushin O and King Halo are very sought after now thanks to Kitasan and Equinox and Lord Kanaloa being a great sire himself despite being a sprinter.
>Cafe and Yeppers fucked to make another Yeppers
>>561968420>to make another YeppersDo you not know that horses don't get official names until they go into training at 2YO? The name of the mother + year of foaling is used instead
>>561956369I made a mile team because I didn't read.
>>561968420>yeppers>yeppers (2006 GOTY edition)lmao
>>561968420>Yukino Bijin>Yukino Bijin (2006 edition)how original
>>561968345>found instead a video of Palmer and Helios getting dickednice
where are they going
>>561968497>2YO2006 was 20 years ago
>>561968604hell
>>561968497but Yukino Bijin (2006) should be 20 years old now
>>561968604Epsatono Island
>>561968604waiting to eat your ass
HER NAME IS NOT YEPPERS!!!!!!
>>561968692Yeppers
If you shitposted less you'd already have good aces for CM
>>561968370makes sense, didn't know flight also had a similar situation like ogurin, thanks for the knowledge
>>561968616>>561968671it died young
>>561968616>>561968671That just means that the horse was never registered as a racing horse or a broodmareNot in the JRA registry or Stud book (yest the stud book also has broodmares in it) = no official name in places like Netkeiba (they pull all their information from JRA)
>>561968021This is why owner Nishiyama is based. He risked his most decorated horse Nishino Flower to be bred with Seiun Sky during Sunday Silence dominance, without it (and Tachyon's) steeplechase GOAT after Ojuu Chosan (Nishino Daisy) will never be born
>CM is in 9 hours >only have 2 aces made because rolling long S is somehow impossible I wish long was as rare as sprint and dirt
>>561968812Then calling that horse Yeppers (2006) is still fine then.
>>561968925no because the horse definitely has a name just not one that is in JRA database
>>561968973Pokke a cutie
>>561969042How can you be so sure? What if the owners had a funny sense of humour and kept the placeholder name? If there is no registry then the horse name is the placeholder one.
https://wer8888.itch.io/horse-magnifier
fokke the pokke
yepkino yepjin
>>561968891you don't need long S
Do I go the tiara route for mile Brian?
>>561969198CF umapyoi
>>561969294Yes. You'd overstam otherwise.
Can't wait for them to ship mambo with another umathe meltdown will be fun
>>561969198source?
>>561969174The placeholder name is just for the JRAHorses have a names before that, just not one that is their official name for JRAJust like Symboli Rudolf's name before going into training was Luna
>>561969294You go mile route for anything other than long and longer mediums otherwise you have a chance to get raped by recoverymaxxed rivals at kikuka/tenno sho
>>561969198>Boning Visage
>Stopped playing during Unity Cup because the gameplay got boring>Came back for anni, stayed because Trackblazer gameplay is fun>Realize I didn't build aces for the CM this past week and a halfCM12 is where I will start trying again for real...
>>561955563>>561955894>>561958286The worst 2 characters ever made
>>561969352how long are you /vt/sisters going to stay here
>>561968763She was so weak that the team wanted her to just be a broodmare. Even after winning her debut (4 yo, near summer) her team doubted if she can keep racing. Yet she keep winning. She raced only 11 times and won 8 of them including races against sprint king himself Bakushin. She retired at 5 (when normally sprinters have longer active span, look at this year's Takamatsunomiya Kinen top 3) that probably means her owner cared about her so much, so good for her.
>>561969401You have 9 hours bwo...
cm12 will be butter
>>561969419no one says this
>>561969419but Maya is hot
Dream journey hijacked my dream again and i'm not fucking kidding. this is the second time this month where i'm having a pleasant dream that fucking uma appear and the dream become something violent. i just want to have nice dreams, i don't even fucking like DJ and never search art of her
>>561969352TRVTHNVKE
break teio's legschoke mayano
>saw a 1200 wit front taking the lead too hard and couldn't proc pure heart so they had a massively delayed spurt and lostKek
>Have SS rank in team trials>Feel strong>Compete against other SS ranked trainers>Lose Lose Lose Win LoseMan.
>>561969198The source anon? Reverse image shows jack.
>>561969597The nightmares will continue until she comes out and you pull her bwo
>>561969536I've already cut my losses and will just run with a very mid Golshi and Mayano that happened to get long S. Already doing prep work for Aries cup, since I ticketed Oguri and randomly pulled Dober I should be good for that.
>>561969419But enough about Doto
finally
Trainers of Scarlet and Curren sure have a lot of selfcontrolCan't imagine resisting the urge to pin them down
sadly I couldn't get a good end Dia for pisces
>>561969294after 2 weeks of wasting clock on spring tenno sho knowing I was going to win, you should never take the mid/long rotation unless you want the hints, it will save you a lot of headaches
>>561969790YURICHAD FUCKING WON
>>561969772I hope a truck driver goofs up and runs over, paralysing you from the neck down.
Doto wouldn't say that
umanko fiddling
Knew it lmao
>>561969790Im gonna say itI am not fan of the bakushin design
I can almost taste Nishino Flower
>>561969502that sounds lovely, thanks again, she sounds like a powerful mare
Was the real Shinko Windy known for digging pitfall traps?
can someone explain why nishino flower is the most powerful uma for pace?
Wait what will happen when rival Nishino Flower gets her ult?
>>561968021tacto sexo
high waisted pants are gay
>>561969502>Keep winning or you're going see more breeding than a hentai game protagonist
>>561970313
>>561969737but i think Orfe is more cute and hot...
>>561970313imagine getting breed by these two mares
>>mood: awfulNice try retard, I got two berry sweet and one plain cupcakes in my pocket
Is Daring Tact the prettiest derby?
>>561970387So... this is the famous third impact...
>>561970169correction she's a good parentyou get 0.2 accel for 2.4 secso if you slap that on a taiki it's greatso because the inherit is like 55% of what the unique is its better to inherit
>>561970169juvenile filly
>>561970546her breasts are budding
himbas for breakfast juvenile fillies for dinner but what's for lunch
>>561970546art imitates life
>>561970673pitasan
>Mood Good>push it to Great with cupcake>reporter gives me another mood up after racegive me back my cupcake
I have to share a terrible terrible secret with you lotI don't really care about uma musume
>>561970546She's also a great uma
uma devs are catering to foids a bit too much.
>>561970839I know, I can tell from your skin color.
>>561970896wtf get a better haircut retard
>>561970839Do you care about me at least?
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>561970673>mfw Kitasan lifts her arms
>>561970856I personally don't get out of bed for random velocity and very conditional accelBut if you like her run her as ace as much as you want!It's going to be more soulful then whatever metaslop ill be running
>>561971029Imagine getting a full massage done by ShichiThat's heaven
>>561971112ugly
https://x.com/FanDuel_Racing/status/2026824666891882690Here is your dubai world champion, making fun of reporter.
>>561971172looks cute to me
Testing if my ip range is still banned
Rice is a hero!
>>561971029I am saying this
rice should an hero
>>561971132base skills barely matter for now, El and Oguri have garbage kits yet they still are used in every distance and as parents because their uniques are so good
>>561971132Same for Taiki, the difference is that Nishino's ult lasts longer because it activates late-race
>>561971172Turn on your monitor.
>>561970387MARVELOUS GLOBAL SATURATION
>>561971269Downgrade from akebonobut an upgrade for inari one
Gfsan Black
>>561971314Rise is a Hero... ine addict!
>>561971404This is out of character
>>561971269inari two...
>>561971359>mile maven>changing gears>head-on from eventsuhm... sure
Why does Kachi dev umalator not have Bright updates yet?
>>561971515No, I'm pretty sure that I would be shaken by that too if I were in that situation.
Caboose
>>561971585Nishino has beeline burst and head on from event tooAnd her ult and growths are better
>>561971684Huge head.
>>561971350I'd argue oguri has an OK kit because of the recovery and I haven't personally lost to triumphant pulse but El pasta has always been a poverty uma
Y'all are pedo creeps that are not welcome to the official discord. Cygames intends umas to have purely wholesome yuri relationships.
pranking Sky by having sex with Nishino Flower in front of her
>>561971684artist?
>>561971831Stable diffusion
>actively dodging filters
>>561971783Go back to >>>/v/
>>561971404would be pregnant immediately
I forgot reset was in an hour from now...
>>561971931
>>561971931oh my
>>561971404this is in character, Kita is very innocent and loves being praised which is why she's called a dog
>>561971819and then you're like haha gotcha Sei-chan but then Nishino Flower just keeps going and it turns into a rape and Sei-chan won't help you because she's too upset
>>561971931TACHYON DON'T LOOK
>>561971404
>>561971931my pov btw
I need to lick hairy umanko
>>561971931me on the right
i missed it, what was it
>>561971931based and canon
https://youtu.be/dSy2DcATYUo
I've got a big piece of fish frying in the pan right now, if ya know what I mean
>>561972112sexs desuwa
rubs only you > still in rub
>>561972112Futa Air Groove and C.B
>>561972112Still in Love getting sexually fucked, her body was naked.
>>561971931Is her body supposed to be arousing? I dont like skellingtons
>>561972112
>>561972252You might be gay
>>561972252You are just gay
>>561972112kemono cr patreon/user/99101158/post/150752947Canonical Valentine's day event with Still
>>561972301
It's not gay to be high T.
>>561972301sex
>>561972167trvth nvke
Id rather have Oguri posting than porn posting
>>561972301this is sfw
so if you go the tiara route, you just lose one +15 +15 stat bonus?
>>561971931Canon btw
those are real people and you are sexualizing them
>>561972364BOTH
orange posting
>Timezone change hit my country todayAIEEE, back to CMs at midnight...
>>561971220he seems like a total qt desu, very energetic
>>561972552>>561972552>>561972552
>join public rooms>SS with the ideal stats and have "best in japan"WallahiI am cooked for this CM
>>561972512>those are real peopleI wish...
>>561972540hei mattiei valvota öitä vetämäs raveja, aamulla töihin
>>561972512I need real mare pussy
>>561971931https://files.catbox.moe/tgg99b.png
Posting porn is okay if you're close to the router.
El Condor Pasa hurts my ears but she's so funny to listen
>>561972485If you do tiara + sprint its the same as triple crownjust depends on what your uma can do
>>561972332rip kemonofanbox officially posted something to celebrate kek
>>561972890So that's why there are no updates
>>561958671if you take hydrate, radiant star, u=ma and triple 7, you can't really get fucked, since u=ma and triple 7 trigger roughly at the right timing for the ideal unique proc timing, so no matter when radiant star triggers, you're fine (unless you miss wit check on one of the other three, but that would screw you anyway)
Which umas show up in the second installment of daily races?
>>561972690I love how she says DHEES
>>561972890>he doesn't know
>>561973803Curren, Digitan, Maru, Fuji, Bourbon, Biwa, Seiun, Ogurin and Flash
