Fabianime edition>play chesshttps://lichess.org>join our team and tournamentshttps://lichess.org/team/vietnamese-basket-weaving-forumPrevious>>561514459
First for Bluebaum
https://voca.ro/1mQQuyjkGX3WLiterally Peter Svidler after sitting all day.
>>561972547fuck off faggot
Why isn't he called Blaubaum?
>>561972547>>561972691Yeah really why do you have to be such a fucking fagot bitch. God this is worse than the normal text namefaggotry. I don't understand fags, they're clearly demons though, sodomite queers.
>>561972817Because his actual name is Blübaum.
>>561972817Because he's blue.>insert boomer musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2RV_PMaw70
>>561972631closest I can think of is spassky who lost to petrosian the first time then beat him the next match, with different champions I think it never happened
>>561972691>>561972874IJBOL, why would you click on it, what were you hoping for.
When he wins he's BluebombWhen he draws he's BlueblandWhen he loses he's Bluebum
>>561973272I was hoping to hear anything but a faggot, that's what.
>>561973554Lmao, I didn't even say anything gay or talk with a fagcent, maybe you did want to hear a faggot and were dissapponted with the results? Eitherway cry less.
>>561973864No, sorry I can tell because I'm not retarded.
>>561973889Well then feel free to have an extended melty in silence, I'm not really too bothered with your fragile emotions.
The aryan queen of /chess/. I kneel.
>>561974127built for bwc
frenchbros are feasting today
Damn Hikaru is almost losing already
>>561974127she might be a 10/10 in india but she's still mid by human standards
>>561974751No, she's not. She's based by human standards.
is fabi going for another performative draw?
>>561974747he's playing pretty well for a twitch streamer
>>561974830are you american?by human I mean european obviouslyhere it would be impossible to take a 5 minute walk in a city and not see several much hotter women
>>561974747how the fuck is hikaru going to lose to esipenkowhat a joke
mpregnanda is gonna win the tournament, isn't he
seem like not playing classical for a year other than farming 1800 will get you out of form, who could have ever seen that coming>>561661472this retard certainly didn't
jan raises a good point, that ugly poo humpy has sabotaged are anna and given her no prep time
>it's a symmetrical pawn structure drawslop episode
is it even possible for caruana and giri to not draw that? They traded everything down
All CLEAR DRAWS today, sadly
>>561976467CLEAR DRAWS end 1-0 these are actual draws
>>561976467NOOOOOOOOOO HOW CAN YOU SPEAK WITH SUCH AUTHORITY WHATS YOUR RATING HUH?????? OH YOU THINK YOURE BETTER THAN ME??????
>>561976853You were literally coping that even if it ended in a draw I’d still be “wrong” because you didn’t even understand what was being said, so I don’t think the results matter too much. But of course only once Hikaru blundered and it didn’t end in a draw did it matter massively to *you*Such an idiot lol
There’s no way bro
melty time?
>>561977445jarvis im running low on karma
There is one GM or maybe engine I run into when playing Anon mode on Lichess 5+0. He ONLY plays the Bongcloud then d4, Nc6, some pawn moves depending on what you do, Re1, then Kf1 and maybe moves it to h1 if you push heavy that side. He plays like Karpov where you feel slowly strangled until everything collapses suddenly. Catches every tactic I try and responds perfectly to it. He doesn't play flat 3.0 per move but anywhere from 1-15 seconds per move so that places doubts if its an engine or not. Accuracy is always above 90%.He beat my ass 7 times over the past two months and I wonder who it is.Anyone else play him?
>>561977445*jerking off* ahh fuck I miss danya so bad right now... this load's for you sensei
Don't do drugs
Slurp chuds... we eatin good today
>>561977692Kek dumb noob, what you’re playing against is a troll with the engine up, they like to play provocatively bad in the opening to rile you up and then switch to an engine for a laff
>>561977445I miss his speedrun games a bit
>>561977876You can’t just say that. The results aren’t in. What’s your rating to be speaking with such authority about super GM games, out of pure curiosity?
>>561978103How often do you face (or suspect at least) engines in Anon mode?
>>561977692>>561978103yes catmixer we already know you have been doing this you dont need to try to subtly suggest the idea
>>561978103reminds me of a certain stressed cat
>>561978327I mainly play 3+0 so pretty rarely, it’s not the most conducive time control for it and ppl playing anon are less likely to cheat in general. In 5+0 it will be more common, there are people who will play longer time controls in anon specifically to cheat “educationally”. But still not terribly common imo
>>561977486sorry I just wanted to make him seethe and cry on demand, mission accomplishedI won't poke the schizo further today
sex wife Divya
goofy ahh
Which openings cause the most seethe in your opinion? I play only the Kang's Gambit as white and Sissy Najdorf (to D4+C4+Nf3 I play Dutch) as black and people disconnect around 20% of the time
>>561979324His face frightens me. He looks like he's one of those mute autists that could blow up at any moment.
>>561979446He already calculated how to best stick his sauerkraut in your butt 15 moves ahead buddy
>>561979546Don’t call it that
>>561979417probably the london
>I will never play nasty positions with deshmukhsadge
>>561980271Not really. I just loaded up Stockfish and played the London against it to see what the best reply was. They all do the exact same moves so this is easy. Then I played the top 3 lines from there five moves deep. Memorized everything within two hours then a refresher the following day and week to cement it.Top engine lines place me at -0.5 if they play perfectly all the way to -1.5 by move 9 if they play meme moves.
>>561979417What do you do when they don't play e5? I want to be a kings gambit chad, do you just play mainlines vs the caro, french, scandi etc?
What is happening to Mykaru
>>561981452respect his pronounsits HEkaru
>"Yes!!! I'd love to marry you anon! I can't wait for us to have kids together!"
>>561981576>this will never happen to me>mfw
https://youtu.be/-EjPGp1FkmwHikaru looks like he's accompanied by his mother but it's his wifeAlso Divya a cute
>>561980601what does any of this to do with making people seethe or not?
Hikaru might actually lose this one
>>561981753Didn’t realize Esipenko was such a chadAlso>both Chinese girls autistically showing up aloneKek
>>561981753>Divyaisn't Nihal eating that ass on the regular?
>>561982986shes for bwc only
Can't lie, I'll take the schizos over the coomers any day of the week.
>2400 rated “GMs” in the women’s CandidatesOk but really, why are women so much worse at chess? There shouldn’t be such a big difference when it’s not a physical competition
>>561982986is he?lmao how do the simps handle their crush being banging some dysgenic lovecraftian horror with non euclidean face geometry and a clear sprinkling of pig dna?this dude makes prag look like a chad by comparison
>ches24 spanish stream>only shows men games>shows woman game for 20 seconds and the go back to men games>being this based
>>561983606the only pussy this goblin gets is his fellow dalits he rapes in the shitting street
>>561983606they were childhood friends, so i guess he just groomed her to be his gf from a young age, took her virginity. now she doesn't know any better...
>>561983606No retard. Good lord you’re so dumb
>>561983606I like when people stick to their kind, that's how I handle it. She's Indian and he's Indian. Better than miscegenation.
>>561983646>speaking Spanish
>>561984101It’s not true retard, stop samefagging
anyone following the tcec superfinal? reckless devs must have worked overtime on their engine damn
>the schizo is also a desperate simpfigures
>>561984457>the samefag literal retard is an angry uggo incel spamming the thread with a lie about Divya to own the “simps”Once again asking to kill yourself and make the world a better place
How is the FIDE stream so shit?
>>561984101But I WANT a brown GF. I fucking DESERVE a brown GF. She WILL be my brown GF and NO ONE else's.
>>561984101Wouldn't that just lead to an entirely muslim world as white europeans are outbred at breakneck speeds? Like wouldn't it be better to become phenotypical relics so white genes can still be a benefit on future supreme races?I'm new to racism, so some of it is still confusing for me.
divya's not even hot.if you're going to simp for an indian, pick an attractive one.
>>561984582I played a suicidal cheat freak on com yesterday, he had as his bio “I die tomorrow” and was spending his last day cheating on com. I couldn’t even be mad because at least he had the dignity to do the right thing, unlike a certain someone itt.
>>561983646Watched the spanish stream for the Kramnik vs Jospem match and it was kino of the highest order. Spanish speakers are lucky.
>>561984863They suppose whites will hold supremacy even if they're outnumbered because they're smarter or something
>>561984989HURR DURR
Yesterday was an anomaly. Back to slurpfest we go
>>561985376Nah I knew this would happen, it’s common if the first round of a tournament was full of action for everyone to take a breather in the second round. The losers want to stabilize and the winners are happy to chill for now
>>561984989Trying too hard as always. Just accept that you’re retarded
1. E4 E5 2. Ke2Black to play.
>>561985762Kf6
>>561985829u r fuking bloody basterd BITCHH, yes?
>>561984863>Like wouldn't it be better to become phenotypical relics so white genes can still be a benefit on future supreme races?This is completely off-topic, but mixing is a big no-no because the white genes end up getting polluted by browns. Case in point: mutt babies.
>>561986068Oh nooooo anything but thatttt…
>>561984115>being monolingual in 2026
>>561985676>any information I don't like is a lie>if many people are saying it, it s most be all "the samefag" >if anyone says anything else negative about the stranger I simp for he most also be " the samefag"you are an hikkikomori right?I can't imagine someone like this enduring even a 10 minute IRL conversation without having a violent meltyor are you straight up posting from some sort of asylum?
>>561986201Dios mio.... la goblina de las americas...
>>561986296You’re just retarded and try too hard in everything you do because you’re deeply insecure and overcompensating. Bitter little incel retard starting arguments everywhere he goes, samefagging himself support and being needlessly contrarian. Just kill yourself already, it’s not going to get any better
>>561986201gross
>>561986424>it’s not going to get any betterYou don't know that. People can change.
>>561983519The final redpill is that while the brain might not be a muscle, it is still a physical object, therefore thinking is a physical skill. The distinction between mental and physical is a cope for people who can't accept the implications of modern science.
>>561986484Can they tho
Nazi Paikidze
>>561986554ayy be bredda we alredy got dem GMs sayin to play classic games dey need a gud nites sleep, nahmsayn?physical ability very important
>>561986424>nihal fucks divya>nakamura was NEVER Magnus' rival>people can change>yesterday wasn't a drawfestI win, simp.
>>561986957QT. Reminds me of Ana de Armas
Glad to see this place booming again. Hope everyone here is in good health.
Hikaru beat Fabi in the first round of last Candidates btw. Then Fabi beat him in the rematchDoesn’t mean anything. It’s one game
>>561983519There was once a woman who made it to like 2750, so it must be something other than chromosomes, probably some environmental factor.
>>561987145Clear draw chads won today. Stop living in the past
>>561987883Hikaru could still lose this
>>561987581Why would they bother trying to get better when they can just get WGM titles and compete in women's only tournaments which takes way less effort?
>>561987934Magnus certainly would win with white, but Esipenko is a meme
>>561988021There would be far more money in being a 2700 female. As an example, if hot ass Divya was that good she’d be world famous and getting tons of sponsorships, probably even brand deals. To say nothing of every women’s tournament you win being surefire money instead of just a low percentage of a chance
>>561988021That would be a good example of an environmental factor.I've never been a top rated WGM, so IDK why they don't want to compete against men, could be hostility, complacency, status, or a million factors I don't even know affect their decisions.I'm only sure it isn't chromosomes
>He’s replying approvingly to his own dumbass posts againAight Im out for real. Just crazy
>>561988772You must be new. That’s what the majority of this general on /vg/ has always been. He was getting called out for this years ago.The real genny is on /tg/ but /chess/ itself is actually dead. What /tg/ looks like is /chess/ when this basket case isn’t bumping himself.
>>561988772yeah really obvious shit>...but this would work!>Wow anon, could you please elaborate more on this? I want to know>Indeed, anon! Here:>Hello! I was just reading you two and couldn't contain my curiosity, what are you two blokes arguing about?We all know is the /tg/ retard coming here to sperg cuz his thread is loldead. We should post a pastebin on different ways to suicide so he can add those to his own collection and hopefully commit to one of them.
>>561988772You're being vague, but I actually just like and support women if that's what you mean.
>>561989129Nah, the other thread has 5 posts since the candidates started. It's dead dead. Here you can find a few normal people replying amidst the sea of schizo shitposts
>>561988772Hey don’t talk about my friend like that.
>>561989482There a few more real people here than /tg/ but they post far less often than this guy, and they’re mostly newfags and don’t know about him.If you want proof, you can see how the OP never changes, and in the very rare case someone tries to do it themselves he has an absolute meltdown and tries to thread split. He won’t allow any mention of com in the OP.He’s the only person keeping the general here “alive”. He posts the OP, bumps the thread by talking to himself, chases out interlopers who aren’t him and try to have any say, goes back to talking to himself. It’s his own personal asylum.
>>561989849JFC
>>561989849but enough talking about /tg/
one guy rated 2400 told me that under 2000 95% of games are won through tactics so you should primarily focus on sharp openings like the King's Gambit/Sicilian and grind tactical vision above all. Only above 2000 does positional strategy become important as below it most games are lost with 1-2 tactical blundersThoughts?
the new schizo and pbt linked up!need it or keep it?
>>561990197All the guys rated 2400 say that.
>>561990197Not as simple as that. As rating increases, positional understanding must increase. Games can be won by tactics but that doesn't mean they came out of nowhere. It is easier to win by tactics when you have a strong active position with your pieces in the right places.You can study tactics all you want, but if you mindlessly over-respond to threats for example then you're gonna have all your pieces stuck on the back rank and get run over.
>>561990474Correct, tactics flow from position
>>561990474About that, he said that when threatened, first see if you can make a greater or at least equal threat. If greater, good, play. If equal, calculate three moves deep if either side first to see if its a good idea. Only if you can't see that you can make a counterattack do you defend.
>>561990197I won't be cringe with the cliche ficher quote but you need some positional skills to get winning tactics in gamesfinding a tactic when it's already on the board, setting it up and having active pieces to set it up with are separate skills, puzzles only train the first of these, of course the more you do them the better but you can't ignore everything else
>>561991005This conversation never happened. Niggas out here memorizing his sage mentor’s two page long advice like it’s a fantasy novel shut the fuck up kek
>>561990197Did he say which sicilian?
>>561991126>I won't be cringe with the cliche ficher quoteIn what world is that “cringe” you stupid tryhard Whooa you’re not gonna quote chess advice from one of the greatest of all time because you’re so different and superior, instead you’re gonna reword it worse and add your own dumbass thoughts? Holy based anon
>>561991005it's good advice and you should follow it, but know it will sometimes cost you games(while still being a huge net positive on average) because you miscalculated something about the counter attack or underestimated the threat personaly I stop doing it as much when I already winning because of all the easy wins I threw trying to be fancy>>561991175>least paranoid /chess/ poster
>>561991584Is this the schizo?
>>561991670>A-are you my boogeyman??Is that what you would prefer to talk about now that your ass is gaped?Just remember: you will always be retarded
>>561991807Ok it is.
>>561991584maybe pompous is a better word than cringe,it wasn't a shot at anyone btw I didn't even read the posts after that before replying to it, I wouldn't have said that had I saw someone had already used the quote
>>561991886oh fuck you are the schizo didn't mean do be polite to you, kys you insane subhumanI really need to start read the new posts before pressing post
>>561991861The “schizo” doesn’t exist, that is your own personal cope boogeyman to cover your ass for constantly getting exposed as a retarded samefag
I’m going to tg this place is too noisy with all the schizophrenic frens
>>561991886>>561992059It’s neither “pompous” nor “cringe”, both of those would describe you though. You really don’t see how stupid you look saying “I’m not gonna quote that because I’m too cool” and just rewording it in your own dumbass subhuman click language?You’re so fucking stupid lol
can we all talk about chess for 5 minutes
>>5619922928 draws today . At least Divya was cute .
>>561991126>I won't be cringe with the cliche ficher quotehipsters stopped being cool 15 years ago anon
>>561992059What made you suddenly think I’m the “schizo” btw, the fact that you made that claim the post before? Or are you actually stupid enough to pretend to “realize” someone’s baseless nonsequitur accusation as your new reality?Just remember: you will always be retarded
>>561992760are you gonna do this every day of the candidates?can't you just stay on reddit or any other site with nice usernames that won't let you spiral into paranoia?this threads would be comfy again and you wouldn't be frothing at the mouth 24/7, please fuck off everyone benefits
>>561992237>nihal fucks divya>nakamura was NEVER Magnus' rival>people can change>yesterday wasn't a drawfest>I AM NOT GOING TO quote Fischer's quoteI win. I have the last word, schizo.
>>561992964>please fuck off everyone benefitsYeah there you again coping in your imagined strength of numbers and infinite frens, you go to the hottest clubs and chill with the hottest anons and “everyone” is on your side and thinks your posts are all fascinating, we get it.Unfortunately the reality is that I’m still not your singular boogeyman, the only person supporting you is yourself and the only reason people like me are constantly having to deal with you is because you just WILL NOT stop being retarded. Every time you post it’s offensively stupid. It’s not a coincidence that your “schizo” is constantly sussing you out with 100% accuracy. If you want to stop getting called retarded try killing yourself instead of posting here anymore. Otherwise? Good luck
>>561993257look at your fucking seething unhinged mental state why do this to your self?stay in places with usernames for your own goodlast (You) I give you
>*posts something retarded*>*gets called retarded*>Y-you must be that schizo who thinks every post is me, the one coincidentally typing this as always!>*samefags against the schizo for the next 3 hours*>And now for a song!Every thread
>>561993257>Unfortunately the reality is that I’m still not your singular boogeyman, the only person supporting you is yourself...Nop, I support him too. You are gay, and must go.
>>561993703Yes I know upper case constant companion who accuses everyone of all the same things, you two are truly inseperable
>>561992964He won't, it's not a way to pass the time but paramount for his sanity. There's a similar guy on fit that everyone hates and wishes him rope every time he posts, mods delete his posts etc. Not deterred. He is there every day.
>>561994004You will always be retarded
Chess is pretty neat.
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
Greetings, chess friends :)What is your favorite gambit?
>>561994004You are the one who has invented the presence of this “schizo” lol, all that happened is that you got called retarded as always and summarily decided it was your boogeyman “schizo” as always and will now samefag yourself support against this obsessed enemy, as alwaysHe still doesn’t exist. You are the only reason “he” was ever mentioned, the only reason “he’s” brought into every conversation with you, and the only reason “he” is obsessed. Because it’s actually just you
Like explain what you think makes this post “schizo”, >>561991584 assuming you even know the definition, other than the fact that it was someone calling you out for being a cringe retard?Did he say “hey you’re that one guy I have in mind in particular” or anything schizo? Let me know. I think the answer is no, though. I think all that happened is that you immediately showed your own ass as the thread’s biggest retard, as usual. “Oh so you’re my number 1 enemy the schizo huh!! That’s why you posted this?” Nobody was thinking about you bro, you told on yourself, like you always do
>>561994682Someone keeps the thread bumped with samefagging, shitposting and insults. If you have any experience in 4chans it's easy to see this is not how generals develop
>>561995148it's the same butthurt way of replying, passive-agressive... it's obivous. Please, go.
>>561994682>>561995148Rare high IQ in this shit genny. Bodied that freak
>>561995403best we can do is ignore him and hope he moves on, everyone stop trolling him please it's not worth killing the thread over
>>561995475right what could have possibly made me realize it was him?couldn't be this post>>561991807 no way
>>561995403>i-it’s just obvious!Yeah obvious to you because yours is the only one mind in which he exists. You already lost but feel free to samefag to make yourself feel better as I can see you’ve already started doingI’m not personally leaving this general but it’s clear that you are the reason a lot of people have, and I don’t blame them. It is you, and always will be you, who must go. Which if you had any brain or dignity at all you would be able to figure out in the middle of pathetically samefagging yourself once again
>>561995730The post that made you realize it was the schizo was one responding to your accusation of him being a schizo? So you literally can’t even into time?There’s not even a confirmation in that post lol, all he did was mock your “schizo” cope
joey
Chess friends, I am here to discuss chess.
>>561996235chess is cliche. I’m above all that. I do enjoy playing on lichess though, in the standard “chess” format
Chess friends, I need help with chess.
>>561996390Are you able to post a challenge so we can further discusss your chess improvement?
it’s nice to feel part of a chessamily
>>561996381Kek
Who is your favorite Grandhamster?
I would never type “kek”. Too cliche.
Clear cliche
>>561996536Another gentleman on this board gave me this puzzle, which absolutely befuddles me to kingdom come. White to play and win, he said.
>>56199684I like GM Hamtaru Nakamura
When I get off work in 2 hours you all better be in a vhess playing mood... I was hoping the candidates would bring us closer
What GPU do you guys recommend to play chess? For bullet is a 240hz monitor and 4090 okay? Or should I upgrade to a 5090 and faster monitor?
>>561997309I used to watch that show with my brother and sister when the dub aired on cartoon network.
>>561988097Oh and what’s your rating to speak with such authority about a super GM game? Be here later
>>561997323Quiet wagie, back to work
>>561996023>your accusationwasn't mine genius> he did was mock "your" “schizo” copewith his catchphrase "you will always be retarded" he used half a dozen timesyou see the most obvious schizo rants ever and think "um this guy makes sense" lol what's wrong with you?
>>561997619Me too I used to watch it with my older brother.
>>561998074I didn’t realize we were supposed to pretend that the person coming to your defense by accusing that poster of being your “schizo” wasn’t you Stretches believability but whatever, you lost a long time ago and I’ve lost interest. Stop crying
I just stuck a CBD cannabis suppository up my ass and now my whole body is tingling while I'm playing the best chess of my life. Whoever made this shit deserves a Nobel Prize.
>>5619975738X DGX B200
>>561998074>>561998265It’s time to knuckle up chuckle fucks!!
>>561998524Nobody says that.
>>561997178>nobody can solve this here:_:
>>561997770>I didn’t realize we were supposed to pretend that the person coming to your defense by accusing that poster of being your “schizo” wasn’t youUmmmmm can you not see that one of them was capitalizing and the other wasn’t? Retard
>>561984193yeah, a nice surprise. Even if Reckless eventually loses the match, it will have provided WAY more decisive games than the usual LC0 slurpfest.
>>561998937I vary my capitalization too, it’s not really something I pay attention to. I would never automatically assume it’s a different person because of that. If that makes me a retard then whatever
>>561999218I was being sarcastic. Its what he does when he samefags. I originally thought he was doing it on purpose trying to be clever but I realized one is his phone on LTE and capitalizes automatically and the other is his computer
>>561994571Vienna Gambit and Blackmar-Diemerand Esserman is selling me on the Smith-Morra
>>561997178this is one of those artistic ones, where you can't believe the method will actually work. The knights just can't defend.
>>561999485Being sarcastic in a chess thread is a bold move
>>561999743holy hell
Sarcasm is cliche. I would never be sarcastic, but I may sometimes be facetious.
>>561994571Vukovic Gambit of the Ponziani
Can I get a QRD on the thread drama?
I wish I could stick my BWC in Divya's pooper.
>>562000482faggot passive-agressive schizo against faggots that want the schizo to get mad. Everyone loses.
>>562001165Grim
>>562000569I want her to torture my cock with her long blue nails, scratching the tip of my cock while I'm tied to a bed post.
>>561994571Crisscross Applesauce
>>561994571goring
>>562001331>"God I wish anon was here right now. I just miss him so much. I can't wait to get home and suck the life out of him."
>>562001596u r dalit she no touch u
>>562001165>faggots that want the schizo to get mad.even when no one is trolling him he finds ways to have melties anyway like with the divya-nihal thing
>>562001596https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sFV8IkuCWBMshe is simply deliciously beautiful
>>562001830dalit benchod you lick my cum drip from her pussi, yes?
>>562001674I am a pure blooded White man from Europe. I just have this inherent need to dominate women from distant lands. It's like a reverse cuck fetish.
>>562002029ur brain is dalit even if ur body is brahminbrain only diference between man and gorillaremember that
>>562001830I love her. Truly one of a kind brown girl.
>play two knights Italian as black>white plays fried liver>I play D5>they resignsimple as
>>562002978surely they take their "free pawn" first, letting you positionally torture them for a few dozen moves first
>>561990197good practical advice but I think opening choice is a somewhat overrated aspect of this (you can get tactical middlegame positions out of almost any reasonable opening) and positional strategy is obviously important well below 2000, it's just the types of "positional strategy" pseud wankers think are important (ohhh muh gawd such a thematic maneuver in this pawn structure OooOOoH I'm cumming) are not important until that level. having a basic understanding of where to put your pieces, the value of open files, understanding the scope of your bishops, king safety, basic pawn break ideas are all positional concepts that will benefit you even as a relative beginner
>>562002978Um akshually it's black that chooses to play the fried liver
Chess is 99% tactics, objectively speaking. Believing anything else is cope
This place is exploding I can’t here myself think!!
I finally went to the chess club played a couple games (and even won!) frens. I might come back since I had a good experience.
>>561990197I think he's right. I'm nowhere near as good as him, but I definitely feel like spamming puzzles and constantly getting sharp positions in my games has helped me improve the most.
>>562009009Did you win friends or are you calling us friends? Glad you had fun, anon, how does it work, do you just pull up at the scheduled time and they tell you who to play? What was the time control and was it rated?
>>562009352Do you analyze your games after? I've also been grinding puzzles and trying to play sharp, and I've been making progress, but it does feel like I'm skimping a bit on the analysis.
>>562009009Glad to hear you had a good time fren. Don't feel too bad if you got smacked around by some of the stronger players. I went 0/7 my first club tournament and lost to everyone my first club night. After that I improved pretty quickly and even beat some of them. Just keep showing up, play chess, meet people, and enjoy yourself.>>562009560>Do you analyze your games after?I do, but not as much as I probably should. I've mostly been focusing on spamming puzzles and just playing a lot OTB, which has helped me improve a ton.
>>561992964>this threads would be comfy againright, it’s only been 10 years straight of >people copy pasting “should I do puzzles?” posts>people copy pasting “you should do puzzles” posts >10 billion bans for racism in the last 24 hours >zoomers spamming their awful fucking memes so comfy.
>>562009560>>562010578Samefagging because I forgot to include this, but definitely keep analyzing your games. It probably won't help as much as spamming puzzles, but it will surely help.
I did it I finally went to the swimming pool chess club, I was a bit shy about playing in my bathing suit but it’s pretty fun and I don’t regret it. The floating boards are really cool.
>>561989849lol yup. same OP every single time (usually early) and if he doesn’t get his way he splits. had multiple melties over the wrong girl being used in the pic and how he has to bake next. but shh because that doesn’t fall within whatever demented paranoid theories that same OP will have for you.
>>562012505>combining my two favorite pastimesI'm incredibly jealous right now, you lucked out with a club like that anon. Can you say a bit more about it?
>>562013960What would you like to know? Seeing the replies in this thread makes me hesitant to share anything more.
>>561998212He’s dead now.
>>562016878Fair enough. But I didn't have any concrete questions in mind, I was just curious about the club in general. As in, what's the atmosphere like, how strong are the members, when do you meet and are you playing in the water? I would love nothing more than to swim a little then pop down to my chess club and bang out some fun games with the lads.
It’s staying home.
>>562009406I go at a scheduled time, meet some strangers, they do puzzles and then they told me "take black against this guy" and I beat him in a difficult game so that was awesome. I played real good, took the pawns he sacked and then turned the attack around with a good move eventually in some opposite sides castling madness, checkmate on the board.>>562010578I didn't get smacked so far, I think I might be above average strength in this club, but the opponent they gave me did give me a hard game, and the captain is definitely stronger than me since he's CM
>>562009406Uh I forgot about the time control, it was rapid. Not rated but they kept track of the results, maybe for some internal things
Is Peter here?
>>562022365Yeah I'm here, what's up bro.
>>562022583https://youtu.be/Hi5YhZ0oAiw?t=7
>>562022846Not watching that.
>>562017168Hamsters only live for like 4 years, unfortunately.
>>562021580I named my volleyball team after this meme
why does chess coverage need facecams of the commentators? literally no other sport does this, not even esports
>>562024101Because there’s no action for such prolonged stretches that the commentators themselves are a greater part of the broadcast than in the other examples you mentioned.
>>562025423>you'll never stare at Danya's mug overlayed on GM chess for 5 hours straight again
Can someone explain the lore behind Karla and Peter? I keep seeing these random people brought up.
>Day 1 - 500 posts >Day 2 - 200 posts
>>562027749>Day 1 - 3 decisive games>Day 2 - 4 slurpers
>>562027689Peter is meant to refer to Peter Svidler who may have used 4chan a while ago when the thread was still on /sp/, but he definitely doesn’t use this general in its current incarnation. Ain’t nothin’ to see here.
>>562027689The only thing you need to know about Karla is that she's a good listener.
>>562027689karla was one of the stronger players in the general and was famous for getting mad and calling people retards in exchanges that were both intentionally and unintentionally funnyI liked her personally but karlaposting got to be a bit much at some point
Holy fuck this general is such a shithole. Thought I'd hang out during the Candidates but the quality of discourse is somehow even worse than the last time I was here.
>pbt is STILL shitting up the general trying to get people back to /tg/ years laterthis shit is so ridiculous imagine wasting YEARS of your life doing something so worthless
>>562033463Pbt's general is pretty much the same thing but slower because it consists of reposted /vg/ posts, retard.
Holy shit 200 posts? Chessbros, we're so back? Necrobumper losing the rope?
>>562027689None of these people are real. They are figments of schizo paranoid delusions
>>562037020Explain Karla's picture then
>>562037982This one?
>>562039326I'll wait for the person I replied to to respond.
>>562040297You don't want to talk to me?
ORAAAAAAAA IM CUMMMMMMMMMMING
>>562043653we thank you for your necrobump in these 10 IP times.
I think the pony causes the most butthurt out of all piecesWhether from forking or the Greek Gift, everyone seems to forget how the pony moves
>>562040472I don't want to talk to you. I want to listen, and that's what you never did.
>>562046158Listen to my dick in your mouth.
>>562046912I already raped you anyways. No need to be a leaker about it.
>>562047195Not as bad as I taped your mom last night. She barked like a dog.
>>562049279BENCHOD DALIT I AM FUCKING FUCKING U BLOODY BASTARD BITCH
>>562033463
>>562022583Could you make a subtle /chess/ reference on comms tomorrow?
>>562050959Kek masterpiece
GM
>>562059273good morning fren
CC desperately needs new UI designers for their mobile app. Every time they change something it looks worse.
https://lichess.org/training/7VlXS"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""puzzles""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" like this make me tilt more than any loss ever could
>>562059273gm
>anon blitz>e4 e5 nf3 bc5 nxe4 Qh4 Qf3 Qxf2+premoved>still plays to mateI could smell the shit and curry through the screen
>>562065881Bookchads don't have this issue.
>>562065881>hmm today I will train my calculation and evaluation skills>wait wtf why is it making me calculate and evaluateokand getting unironically tilted by puzzles is absolute bitch-made shit
>>562068170/chess/ is so mean! :'(
>>562069520sorry anonjust think of it as an interesting position to mull over and then you won't have this issueyou often have to go much deeper to truly solve a position than to get the meme points which is one more reason to disregard puzzle rating
>>561997573>What GPU do you guys recommend to play chess?Stockfish prefers CPUs when you need to fire it up to help you select your next move during a rated game online.
>>561997573I unironically have a 240Hz gaming monitor that I mostly use for chess now. It's just so much more satisfying to play on with the chessdotcom 'natural' animation setting than my 60Hz laptop.
Who's ready for another round of slurping?
The reason this general is so fucking bad is because this board is way too fast for it so one guy feels the need to bump constantly with bottom of the barrel tier drivel. Seriously who was the retard who picked /vg/? For slow season I didn’t really care but for the Candidates it’s honestly pissing me off.
>>562071850I think other boards kept removing it. You can try making an /sp/ board but their jannies nuke it
kys pastebin nigger
>>562070050it's not about points I like easy online puzzles to be either mate or immediate material gain and when they aren't it triggers meoften on these nothing puzzles I think "if this was a game I would play -solution- but those are not puzzle moves" and play something more forcing instead there is nothing inherently wrong with quite puzzles but when 99%of lichess puzzles are concrete the exceptions are annoying and catch me offguard
>>562071919I know /sp/ isn’t an option but seriously there had to be something else
his /sp/ thread didn't get nuked fyi, it died due to no one posting on itkys pbt
I have no wagie tasks assigned this morning, time to watch chess on the clock
>>562073919I proposed /vst/ before, it's slow and a good fitgood luck getting everyone to migrate tough, last time there were exceptional circumstances
>>562076010Yeah that makes 100% more sense. But yes, we obviously now have two nutjobs married to their boards of choice, since they get to be king schizo on each.
COME ON FABI GRAB SOME FUCKING PAWNS!
>>562076007Back to work wagie. I better not catch you on here again, or I WILL let your employer know you've been a BAD goy.
Wei Yi double pawn sac vs Fabi... very high T for a solid player
>>562077527holy moly
Has the chess boom died down?I still play, but I don't see the Botez sisters + Levy recommended to me anymore
>>562077986Yeah, I was just thinking about this. I've noticed IRL too, basically no interest in it anymore outside of dedicated hobbyists.
>>562077986from peak levels yeah, but I think there's still a higher baseline level of interest in chess than there was before it
>>562076771>two nutjobs married to their boards of choice,You have been psyoped by the pbt projecting, I baked many times here and no one had a melty.It would be impossible for a single person to babysit a slow thread on this board, there are several necrobumpers.
>>562077986All my normie friends who started playing during the boom have quit, except for one guy who's like 200 elo and just plays when he's high to move the pieces around a bit.
>>562077986I just looked at the Botez Youtube channel. A lot of their videos over the last few months haven't even hit 50k views. Levy's views seem pretty strong though
Fabi sisters.... I'm scared...
>>562078493>200 elo and just plays when he's high to move the pieces around a bitBased
I will say though, there are monthly tournaments near me in rural-ish USA that have 50-100 people each time. It is mostly kids, but still, huge numbers for chess outside of a big city
Pragg Sindarov has some crazy stuff going on today too Good games on days 1 and 3 so far
>Hikaru flopping in the Candidates>AgainWhy?
>>562078996Here's one of his games where he was duking it out with a 100 (he's white).
>>562079803Black resigned after Nd6+ btw.
>>562079589He's 38 years old and 90% of his classical games in the last year were against 1800s
>>56208061438 is young!
>>562052275>>562059273still being safeguarded by the loser. or else it would die every single night. lol.
>>562080669Chess is the domain of the zoomer
Fabi's position is practically winning.
Wei Yi's position is practically winning
thibault spotted (also why did lichess remove the ability to hide chat on live games?)
>>562081186It's just their shit UI again. I had to leave the broadcast and return to it and the toggle appeared. But don't do anything before flipping it because it will disappear again if you do.
when will they fire tanya
>>562081602Never because half the audience is Indian and they absolutely love her
Gory pls no bully my Divya sex wife!
If Pragg wins today I will be very scared for an Indian-only world championship
>>562081602watch the FIDE streamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSuoogTG-hI
>>562079803That was beautiful
>>562080905what are your ratings to speak with such confidence about super GM chess?not making fun of you, I'm actually curious
>>562050959
>>562078448
>>562082616Kek>gets called out for the OP always being the same and threadsplitting because he’s king schizo>has no reply and seethes all night>a day later>nobody:>nobody at all:>retarded subhuman: You have been psyoped! I have baked many times with no problem! I have many friends h— I mean, I’m one of his many friends!He’s so dumb
>>5620824501750 liblitz but it doesn't take a good player to recognize how dire the position is for black. He's down two pawns and his bishop is out of the game. Sure, engine says it's +0 but that's only if you play a bunch of forced moves.
>>562082930>more samefaggingis it about meltie time yet pbt?
>>562083305STOP ENGAGING WITH THE SCHIZO!
I'm trying to play bullet in the gym lockerroom and this retarded gen alpha kid is blasting tiktoks in chinese at full volume. What the FUCK do I do zoomer bros?
>>562083474Brother, that *is* him. He's false flagging and engaging with himself. Dude's legit insane.
>>562068170I was like that before kek but now it's more like gif related when I failed
how do i even get better at this game? i play like 5-10 games a day and have for the past few years but i'm not improving at all. mostly using london as white and caro-kann as black with a few retarded bait openings when given the opportunity
>>5620838871. Stop watching Levy2. Start watching Stjepan3. ???4. Profit
You just have to post around him if you want to post here. There are a few real people, some gullible oldfags and naive newfags, but he really is 95% of the posts. He will ignore your posts to reply to his own, sic his samefag army on you to threadsplit if you create a new OP or to support himself if you injure his extremely fragile ego in some way, and mainly talks to himself. So you post here hoping to participate and mainly you’ll see your own posts for some reason being ignored like you’re shadowmuted while the reply chain glazes dumbass posts going “Oh wow I never thought of that, how fascinating. So what do you think of” etc.People say we got chased here by the jannies on /tg/, we were posting on /tg/ for years with no issue. What they forget is that the jannies were cracking down for a reason. He was the reason. He showed up and schizo’d out to the max and we tried moving to /sp/ multiple times and appealed to the /tg/ jannies over and over to no avail. This was when the real /chess/ died and most people left. But he organized an exodus with his samefag army and some remaining unsuspecting oldfags followed along.Thus /vg/chess/ became his personal pet project and personal middle finger to /tg/ jannies. To this day he malds extremely hard about /tg/ and the boogeyman he created over there, “PBT”. He loves his boogeymen. Now these days he has “the schizo” (anyone who calls out his blatant samefagging).What you have to understand is that this person is genuinely retarded and actually mentally ill. It all sounds insane unless you fully conceptualize the biggest neet failure shut-in basket case. That’s what “/chess/“ is now.But like I said, you can still try to post around him. That’s what I do.
>>562083607Ever considered talking to him. Or is talking to other people not a zoomer thing
>>562072472but it sounds like you want to train your intuition play puzzle storm instead. >play something more forcingthen here you have to calculate and see the final position and analyze it to see if it suits you
>>562083887>lmostly using london as white and caro-kann as blackYou answered your own question.... Played 1. e4, Sicilian, and Dutch
>>562084121>pbt inventing new realities
>>562083682> He's false flagging and engaging with himselfmaybe but there are also anons trolling him which just encourages him to shit up the thread even moreeveryone please leave this retard alone
FabiGODS
kek, Wei Yi with a 1500-level 2-move tactic blunder
This is a great example btw, someone made fun of him one time and now his samefag army is ready for all-out war >>562083305>>562083474>>562084486>>562084518What he doesn’t realized, because he’s retarded, is that his tone is always wrong for what he’s trying. It’s always this desperate attempt at a cool kids’ table “you and I are so above this retard heh, just ignore him fren heh” >>562084518and never natural or actually just ignoring him. Trying too hard as always I didn’t even come here wanting to talk about him but it’s impossible to come here and not see this fucking loser wigging out
I just noticed the youngest girl there is 20. Huge buff for godbi as he can concentrate fully.
>>562084121I actually read this kek. I could tell that the OP was the samefag but I didn’t know the lore. Makes me kinda sad that I missed peak /chess/
is fabi in the epstein files?
COME ON FABI DESTROY HIM!!!!
>>562084121this is such a great post.
>>562084870
>>562085543>>562085357>>562085012kys pbt
>>562085823we do not need brutally unfunny leko memes transitioned into brutally unfunny caruana memes.
>>562085357Oh /tg/chess/ was the best time I’ve ever had posting on 4chan. Newfags have no idea how good we had it. Active weekly arenas and banter, going through multiple threads a day like a general on /sp/, good mix of memes and real discussion. But I won’t harp on it anymore, I’ve put the info out there, and no matter how much he samefags in response intelligent enough people will figure it out. I was just tired of logging on and seeing his lies and games and wanted to Correct The Record. He’s been especially obnoxious this Candidates.
>>562085964uhm excuse me I'll have you know this was an hilarious ding meme transitioned into an hilarious fabi meme
CHINKS BTFOUSA USA USA
Fabi chads.... IT'S OUR YEAR
tbf the fact that the queen attacks the bishop is an easy thing to miss since there are two pieces in the way
>>562086493we are finally getting a real world champ again I can't wait pookesh getting flushed for good will be orgasmic
>>562086018don’t forget >weavers get banned >”we are not cheating” >weavers get banned >”we are not cheating”
>>562086646It's one of those that kinda comes out of no where but clearly Fabi had no trouble finding it lol
>>562084121>>562085012>>562086018If only we could get the truth about this general and a record of all posts and their true identities. Unfortunately, not even 4chan has that, only Palantir.
Alright but imagine it’s actually Fabi vs GukeshFabi would fucking nuke him
>>562084121This covers but a small small portion of the names threadbaker has accused people (who disagree with him) of being. There was also an endless “YOU ARE THE CATMIXER!” autism freak out that occurred right around the time of the move. Continues to this day.
>>562086874Not true. Gukesh could well win it.
>>562086865>implying I’m not well-known chess player Peter Thiel
>>562086874the flush heard around the world
>>562086874Pookesh could still take a huge shit and destroy fabi's brain with his poo particles
>>562086874The only worry so that Fabi has choked in big moments many more times than Pookesh
>>562087061Catmixer does post at high rates some times so it's not all schizophrenia
>>562087152That would become a dated day in history like 9/11
>>562087429don't reply to him, you cant talk him out of insanity and no one with a 3 digit IQ would believe his schizo babble anywaylet him rant to the void
>>562086874Fabi would find a way to choke
>>562087061It is truly an ever-expanding rogues gallery
>>562088029>ever-expanding could easily hit 12 IP’s if we keep this up.
>>562078610Andrea needs to get on Claviculars stream and go clubbing, then he takes her back to the mansion after and the text to speech donators can say nasty things about her. Then she goes to his bedroom.That will boost her popularity again.
How are you only going to last 19 moves in a Candidates game
>>562086493#LEGALIZECARUANA
is there a center of chess culture that I'm not aware of? is it anarchychess? i see edginess and names like drewbaum in lichess live chat but they aren't coming from here
>>562081732Indians are always shitting on her "fake accent" in chat.
>>562088606Anarchychess is pure reddit memes and has little connection to actual chess It’s probably just individual groupchats, I think that’s how zoombies do it these days
>Fabi gets gifted a free win for no reason>Fabicels now earnestly maintain and contrapulate that he has a single chance over Sindarov Comedy
>>562088606Reddit can never be the center of anything. They censor every untoward thought anyone ever has.
>>562089159>contrapulateHi zoomer. How about reading a book for once.
I forgot about Alireza. Is he washed up now?
>>562088621I don’t know if it’s fake but she does have a distinctly unbearable voice that I’ve realized isn’t just due to being a jeeta. If you listen to Divya or other Indian women they sound normal. She’s just a grating bitch
>>562089418Kind of. There are only so many Candidates spots and they don’t normally go to the strongest players. Firouzja, Nodirbek and Keymer should all be there but failed to qualify. That’s on them to be sure but it’s not really down to them being “washed” or unworthy
>>562089535There's a video of her accent on American streams vs Indian streams. She sounds way more pajeet when she's speaking English to an Indian audience
>>562089394go fuck yourself. i mean that. i know you are the person who has been trolling recently.
>>562089394Nice schizophrenia. I am certainly not someone who has been trolling.
are there any decent chess discords?preferably not full of indians and 3digit tards
Malding contrapulators itt
>>562086874>Nepo vs DingTerrible WCC>Ding vs GukeshEven worse WCC>Gukesh vs FabiAt least we are getting someone worthy of the WCC now. Fabi will easily win
It's looking bad for Prag. They're both gonna be in time trouble but he's the one with his king stuck in the center.
>>562090043No, discord tranny. It’s 2026 btw
'oasting it on the 'read>>562090084
>>562089896>recently.larpov has been at it for like 5 years
>>562090163Sindarov’s ability to contrapulate in this Candidates is second to none. He’s willingly inviting complications in which he’s momentarily worse just to get a chance to outplay his opponent in a real game. He really came to play
>>562090271He's not the only one who dislikes the mutt generation.
Candidate tiers>FabianoFavorite to win>HikaruWould be cool to see him win>PraggThe young gun that is fun to root for>The restLiteral whos
>>562090578Knowers have been picking Sindarov since before the start.
>>562090221I rarely used the site and only for specific things where there was no alternative like resources for indie games when the creator is on thereI just want to discuss chess online and this place has gotten unusablereddit,.scam forums and lichess forums are all over moderated nightmares and overrun by the aforementioned jeets and 3digit tards, so discord seems like the only option
Just realized that I'm in a thread with zoomers who don't know that MVL was going to become world champion but then covid happened, the candidates was postponed halfway through, MVL lost his momentum and Fat Nepo pulled ahead only to turn the championship into a clownshow.We are in the worst timeline.
>>562090496
>>562090578Cope
>>562090578>Hikaruif you remove the mickey mouse events, how many top tier events has he played in the last year?
>>562091236You’re misremembering. That Candidates was to play Magnus. Unless you’re implying MVL was going to beat him KEK
zoomers BEGGING for those (you)’s today >uhh so umm what do you think umm who will win umm >that nakamura heh heh… >ch-check out this meme!
>>562091120Contrapulate
>prag and sindarov have 15 minutes for the next 15 moves in a sharp position>FIDE stream is showing the womeme gameslove from kazakhstan
>>562091470>implying chudnus could've taken mvl with candidates prepNot fucking likely. Knowers know what I'm talking about.
>>562091727Okay, we get it. You're embarrassed about using a nonsense word. Maybe go take a walk once it stops snowing.
>>562091782Yeah, it's ridiculous. I can't believe we were all born at this shit time in human history when everyone's obsessed with the idea of equality and equity.
>>562091782you WILL watch the femslop
>>562091807See >>562091727
>>562091589seethe, my meme was relevant
>>562091782If you go to the FIDE youtube they have live cameras on each game, if you just want to see them at the board
>>562092318We want them to focus their commentary on the men's games on the main channel. Not talk about the women at all.
>>562091782take the DOJO pill
bros is pragg about to get flushed?
Drawish Giri finna ride out the rest of this tournament in peak form
>>562091807>it's snowing where I live, therefore it's snowing everywherehmm you are truly retarded
>>562093756Jose just likes mentioning that it's snowing, you should know this by now Larpov.
>>562093756It's not snowing where I live. It's like 88 degrees Fahrenheit. It's snowing where HE lives.
>>562093756are you still seething about being told to go out and do something during the summer? if your stepdad told you to hae some fun in the sun you would go apoplectic?
>>562093965>Larpovlarpov would never call that out becuase he unironically does think the weather is the same everywhere himself
LOLOLOThe poo got flushed.
>>562094228you will always be retarded
ITS HAPPENING
>no one posted the fabi terminator memekind of disappointed
Uh oh Fabi sisters… looks like it’s not so simple….
Co-leaders play tomorrow>Fabi is black>turko-chink is white
RAHHHHH I LOVE UZBEKISTANFUCK INDIA FUCK KAZAKHSTAN
>/chess/ exists >zoomers seethe into oblivion
Is Sindarov based?
>shartannanda
ngl, i don't want the weird looking chink to get to the world champs. fabi or bust.
how would /chess/ feel about doing watchparty on cytube or similar? for live chat/emotes and shit without pozzed twitch chatmight try tomorrow if anyone's interested
pooGODs,our cute, sexy divya is pooing...
>>562095086Samesies. American is winning the Candidates.
How mad is Nodirbek that his lil bro has randomly outpaced him
>>562095216i was thinking of how we could get a live chat goingif that's what it is then sounds good
POO FLUSHEDANAND ABOUT TO CRY
>>562095296alright sweet I'll set it uppost any funny chess pics you want for emotes does anyone have pickle botvinnik?
>2024>fabi starts great>the fucking pooananda throws tons of random games>fabi misses out>2026>fabi starts great>pooananda once again shits himself>fabi misses out?
>>562095574it's his year belieb it
>>562095574>>2026>>fabi starts greatHe almost drew a completely a winning game and then Wei Yi gave him a free piece for no reasonSindarov is the one playing great
>>562095793>Wei Yi gave him a free piece for no reasoncomplete cope, the bishop move was the engine move, trap and all, and fabi played the correct moves to follow. wei pee didn't.
>>562095434sure
>>562095910Yeah whatever bro, Peter himself calls it a “strange easy game” Wei Yi gave away a free piece and resigned in 19 moves, it was a gimme. Get over it.
>>562096007
>>562096182i guess we can both play this gamepoo played an inexplicably stupid pawn move none of the commentators even considered and called out straight away, leading to easy sindajob win.
>>562095574Candidates should be a two-stage event where the bottom half players are eliminated and the remaining play each other again.
>>562095216that would be great>>562095434leko emotes would be in the spirt too
>>562096208
this must be an emoji and you all know it
>>562096358>>562096392lol what are the odds
>>562096316No we can’t “both play this game” lol, blunders aren’t equal just because their both blunders. Sindarov’s game was a highly complex war that he himself initiated with a speculative piece sac, took on a worse position willingly and then outplayed his opponent to come out on top. This is not the same as your opponent just handing you the game in less than 20 moves.Fabi’s meme results are not sustainable, Sindarov is genuinely playing at a high level
>>562096392
>>562096358>>562096392zoomers are officially doing 4chan. this. is. everything.
and this one for the lulz
>>562096578>>562096503the problem is our text is too small
>>562096713There is no way you’re younger than 35
>>562096578you woulnd't have any use for this one, godbi might as well already be world champ believe
>>562096560absolutely seething cope. fabi defended brilliantly against third worldie prep and his win is the result, regardless of your feels on the matter. can't wait for chinkamop to job once again tomorrow to the best.
>>562096819because zoomers definitely don’t like family guy…
do zoomers like south park?
>>562096856>fabi defended brilliantly
>>562095434anyone has leko with the cement truck?I wanted to post it but it seems I lost it somehow
>>562097185a lot of this stuff is probably too big anyway won't see much when shrunkwill see what I can do
What are your ratings to speak with such authority about super GM games? Not making fun of you, just curious
Isn't it unbalanced that Godarov gets white in his only game against Godbi?
>>5620975242700 on coolmathgames. Watch your mouth, boy
>>562097524I'm 3800 equivalent (stockfish enjoyer)
>>562097536>only gameIt’s a double round-robin, each player gets both colors against each opponent
>>562045796I would rage quit too if I was facing someone who plays under 3s per move and could instantly calculate that -_-
Calculate? I only see one move ahead. But it's always the correct one.
>>562099036the greek grift is babby's first motif thougheverino
>>562099036>instantly calculate thathttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_gift_sacrifice
>>562097185
>>562097472don't worry even with 0 special emotes you would still provide a great service with all the retarded arguments and schizophrenia ITT an alternative place to enjoy the candidates with /chess/ frens is a god send
I made a lot of funny chess images and saved many posted by other anons, but I lost them all when my old phone bricked. My favourite was a picture of Nepo as Omni-man holding Magnus by the throat with Fabi in the background saying "you have to kill him".Anyway, best I can offer right now is a pickle Botvinnik.
>>562099596thanks
>>562097472a source tells me 70x70 is goodso they would look like thisthey are slightly off by the way
Poopoopeepeedananda bros.....not like this.....
>>562102017thanks I lost my botvinnik>>562103204some can be edited toogot a few to start with anyway
>>562104021permajob's turn to lose tomorrow
>>562084121You seem normal. I have experience with schizos in other boards but I'm new here and something in these generals seemed sus. I wasn't aware of the extent or the lore. What is the solution to a dedicated mentally ill retard then? Is the any board where the janitors would have the time to delete posts 18h per day?
Fucking hell I went to grab something to eat and now I see that Divya saved this. She's cute and actually good at chess
>>562106707u r dalit benchod u will never redeem her pussi
jokes on you i already redeemed that stink multiple times
I built an entire chess game vs a basic AI in a 30kb .bat file just for funAnyone want to try it? Not a virus, promise (you can inspect code in notepad)
>>562107329Sure, I'll see if I can read through it. Catbox or?
>>562106006>You seem normaldoes this seem like a sane to the news two people he never met are dating to you?>>561984023>>561984184>>561984582because this is the retard you just called normal
>>562107573*sane reaction
>>562107496files.catbox.moe/8m2ll5.batThe AI plays around 600 ELO I would guess. Made this more just to see if it was possible to get a working AI using ancient batch script. Making anything more complex crashes the program because it simply is too many calls for cmd to handle.
we got chess in .bat before GTA 6 :skull: :skull:
>>562108430I can guarantee that the code does appear to contain a chess program, and does not look like it would do anything malicious like deleting or overwriting files or anything. Anyways good enough for me I'll play it
>>562109924Haha this is great, you can premove by typing in your move and pressing enter while the computer is thinking.
>>562107573How are you still crying? I know I shouldn’t even be replying to you but holy fuck, just SHUT UP
I didn't get to watch the action today. Please they me they slurped and I didn'g miss out on anything...
>>562110138Uhmmmmmm batbro? What is this?PGN was:1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Bd6 3. Nc3 Bc5 4. d4 exd4 5. Nxd4 Bxd4 6. Qxd4 {premove} d5 7. Nxd5 Qxd5 8. Qxd5 Be6 9. Qxb7 Bxa2 10. Qc8 Ke7 11. Qxc7+
>>562110661I will try to replicate and debug. Give me a while.
>>562110624It was pretty good unfortunately for you.
If it means anything it also happened after>1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Bc5 3. Nc3 Bxf2+ 4. Kxf2 d5 5. Nxd5 Qxd5 6. exd5 Be6 7. dxe6 fxe6 8. Nxe5 c6 9. Qh5+ Kd8 10. Qf7
>>562111194bummer
>>562096856It looked like prep to make a draw. Not for an attack. He sac’d 2 pawns for 0.0 evaluation. Also China is 2nd World
>>562110661>>562111850I fixed this bug and now two more popped up. I fucking hate batch
>>562121597there's nothing funny about not bumping the thread.
>>562114796Did some things, I hope. (Inspect the the file in notepad before opening it since you shouldn't trust random .bat files from 4chan!)File: files.catbox.moe/p0o6me.bat Changelog for my .bat chess abomination:1. Fixed the %% modulo operator crash - The AI's random tiebreaker used set /a "_atp_rnd=!random! %% 30" inside a for loop. Batch's parser treats %% as a for-variable reference inside for bodies, mangling the expression. Replaced with a manual modulo: %random% read once outside the loop as a seed, then x - (x/30)*30 computed inside.2. Suppressed recurring "Missing operand" errors — After ~12 moves, set /a operations deep inside is_attacked would produce empty variables, printing "Missing operand" to stderr. Wrapped all heavy call invocations with (call :subroutine args) 2>nul.Had a whole bunch of other bugs pop up after this which I had to squash. Let me know if you find any more. Otherwise I will claim my throne as the .bat King.
>>562122039Larpov will act like I did anyways, he doesn't understand what saging is
>>562122446I'm sorry what the fucking fuck is this? You're being outsourced to India.>1. e4 Nc6 2. d4 Nxd4 3. Qxd4 Nf6 4. e5 d5
>>562112316more cope. just admit godbi outplayed him like a normal person instead of being a pathetic loser.
>>562122446>has bug>rewrites entire program in one hourI kneel at this level of autism
>>562108430that is horrific and impressiveReminds me of when I got excited about chess programs as a kid and tried to write one in line-numbered BASIC with GOTOs and GOSUBs. Extremely painful.
>>562114796>>562121597necrobumps during the day. during candidate’s.
>>562123142its called vibecoding, retard
>>562123018I had to remove en passant because that kept crashing the game. Also, checkmate will return with only **check** and skip to the next turn without the opponent playing a move.Once I confirm everything else is stable I can address those two concerns.
>>562123232Fucking kek what did I say. Larpov continues his retardation.>Larpov will act like I did anyways, he doesn't understand what saging is
>>562123491He doesn't understand timezones either despite living in a country that has several
>>562123134Fabi did outplay him but he didn’t “defend brilliantly” that’s not what happened in the game. Wei Yi hung himself after he forgot his draw prep. The plan was clearly to secure a draw with black against the tournament favorite then try for a win when the colors switch. But obviously that horrendously backfired. Also you’re talking to two separate people this time, amazingly.
How does a 2750 rated player blunder a bishop on 19th move in a candidates tournament?
>>562122446I searched to see if this was ever done before and I can only find one obscure forum post from 2004http://www.rohitab.com/discuss/topic/10383-batch-chess-game/But you did it in half the lines so +rep
>>562132192>Batch Chess - Batch Game [DOWNLOAD]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96_Mxpbx7VQmediafire link: https://www.mediafire.com/file/4csg0qq30ygf4r7/Batch_Chess.zipFrom 2012, so not as old but in case you wanted to see it
kony 2012
What’s mixing tonight guys
Nothing is mixing besides you and this link, buddy boy. Hope for some luck cause you're gonna need it.https://lichess.org/LJwFSFHq
Anand might be the only Indian I don't dislike.
>>562142391I might have to agree. Why is that? The longevity?
>>562143890>The longevity?That, and he seems fun to be around, like he'd be a good drinking friend.
>>562142391I work with a team of all Indians pretty much, around 16 people or so, there’s 2 dudes and my manager that are legit cool and great to work with. Coincidentally (or not) they are also the best English speakers by far, as in total fluency. The rest have like C level English level at best and a lot are actually a much worse than that where sometimes it’s hard to communicate even basic ideas to them. Point being a country of that size is bound to have good people in it. But we are not being nearly selective enough in the immigration process. This is a FAANG company btw.
>>562145520>The rest have like C level English level at best and a lot are actually a much worseI’ve had a few beers but I’m cool to drive.
Hans documentary drops tomorrow I can’t wait
>>562123232Is that Vidit the Chad?
>>562080905>>561978257>>561978596I really want the dumbfuck middle reply to chime in on what actually happened in the game. “Dood but ur not a Super GM!!” Fucking retard. It reads like the idiotic bumper here too. You can tell he’s total trash. Probably the guy complaining about getting tilted about easy puzzles on lichess.
>>562083103Third reply was meant to be this one who accurately assessed the outcome of the game.
Who is chess rooting for? I’m team prag all the way
>>562150463It’s only 19 fucking moves dude go through it and tell us why you thought Fabiano was “defending brilliantly.”
final migration to /vst/ when
>>562162864Ok I’ve created the new thread.>>/vst/2371320I’m honestly sick and fucking tired of being held hostage by this 600 Elo retard. Who obviously doesn’t even play or care about the game.
>>/vst/2371320#
>>562166253>>>/vst/2371320I’ve had too many beers to drive now
>>562170310big lad
>Hikaru smurfs his way into the Candidates>Showing weak form through 3 rounds>Makes a Youtube recap after every gameIs his heart even in it? Or is this just content farming?
>>562142391same, I wonder if it's just because I was already familiar with him before I was exposed to indians on the internet and became racist against themthis is the lamest april fools yet
https://lichess.org/training/UeG6L
>>562176267ez
>>562176267wtf how is this so high rated?it took me 30 seconds
>>562171038It is but he is coping with poor form with youtube money
>>562143890You like him because he isn't bald. Everyone doesn't like bald people.
>>562171038I think he's given up. In one recap he mentioned he wondered what's the point, why is he doing this (the candidates /classical tournament) etc. He will just play for an acceptable score and call it quits
Come to think of it, has there ever been a chess GM that suffered from a cognitive illness in their old age? Like alzheimers, dementia, or their like. I can't think of one. And don't say Fischer. He was just an angry autist.
alright boys lets gocytube/r/4chessi messed around with CSS a bit to try to make it comfy to watch, works on my machine but if it looks retarded for anyone tell me and I can put it back to default
>>562184959https://cytudotbe/r/4chess
If every male GM who ever lived was transformed into a hot girl, who would have been the sluttiest?
Hikaru playing the Sicilian lol he still thinks he's a contender instead of a washed up old man
Somebody a month or so ago was talking about how it's stupid to every play 1.d4 d5 because 1...Nf6 is the obviously superior move.Yet every game in the candidates is 1.d4 d5.Vindicated again.
>>562188304>d4cowards opening
why is bibisara so cute
>>562188304It depends on how well prepared you are. You can beat 1... Nf6 with hundreds of lines of computer theory memorized. Not so easy when you're playing your own moves
>>562161426
>>562189527e5
I am sorry for doubting Sindarov
>>562190814Then use his proper name Sneedarov.
>>562190814Fabibros...
>>562188590neoteny probably
Magnusbros... maybe we weren't so goated and our generation was just full of bitches...
>>562191265Fischer is the only GOAT for me
where is everyone
>>562193042We're chilling in the undercover thread
sinajob bros, we got too cocky...
>play kang gambit>never have to study endgames because every game ends in the middlegameSimple as
>>562189527I look like this and play this.
>>562191597Mogged by Morphy, even he admits this.
>>562195186Except Fischer would have literally won 100-0 against Morphy.
>>562193189where
>/tg/>/vg/>/sp/>/vst/I feel like other generals don't have this autistic of a problem.
>>562195257Fischer disagrees with you.
>>562195350 in case you somehow haven't noticed, the /tg/ and /vst/ thread is one retard samefagging and he does it here too to try to drive people out
>>562195350we don't either they are all completely dead other than this one which is only half dead
>>562150463It’s staying homeIt’s staying home It’s stayingChess is staying home
>>562195654I just don't go to either.
>>562195565He didn't want to besmirch Morphy's legacy. There's such a thing as humility as well.
>>562184959>>562185131get in here bros
>>562150463I don't want him to win but at least he's actually a top tier talent unlike all the other Indian 2700s
Fabi chuds... I'm scared... the time situation... the eval bar....
>>562196330not like this jobibros...
the sneed... the feed...
>>562195654>/vst/ threaddoesn't have the rentry I think it was made by a regular, albeit schizoish, anon
>>562196330From godbi to noncebi in one move...
Bibisara looks incredibly sexy in the intoduction video thing. I bet her petite body looks incredible naked eventhough I don't really like Central Asian muttoids.
>>562196635>noncebiAckchyually it's hebebi
>>561981576>>562001596ugly poo
Why didn't you guys tell me about Sindarov?
>>562197262No, it's actually just normal sexuality. This Puritan response to having normal attraction to someone just because the person's under 18 is a result of zoomers having never read a book in their lives so they have no sense of history, plus virtue signalling to draw suspicion away from their literal pedo tendencies (e.g. furry diaper porn).
>>562197493I literally did tell you, but you didn't listen.
Now that the dust has settled, the americans were so overhyped considering this tournament actually has a 2900 level talent winning on demand
>>562196625I had to sleep + go to work pls use the /vst/ thread. I’m employed I can’t compete with the nutjob hereIt’s still on fucking page 3 over there
>doubting godbiget ready for the sindajob
drawbaum has... le DRAWED
Ummmm stinky poopy Fabi fats? How do we come back from this? We were so cocky…I hate to say it, but maybe we don’t understand chess after all
>>562199212Every draw is a good result for him because he's the lowest rated. He's overperforming.
>>562195654You can still be king schizo if you want just do it on a more logical board. Retard
>11minutes for 20 movesain't no way
>>562199413It's never been so joever bros ...
>>562199373this board is fine bro go back to your 1 IP thread if it means so much to you
>>562197493You filtered “Karla” because you’re not a “simp” and missed all our queen’s prescient predictions. Almost like women don’t just exist to be simped after chud
>>562199537he's the cleardraw schizo not pbtthat said I think moving to a slower board makes a lot of sense, we should make a poll
>>5621992125000 euros per draw. Quite the accomplishment.
>>562199801Please kill yourself already dude how does it never end
>>562199413flagbi....
https://strawpoll.com/2ayLQLYeVn4
Paste bin tranny
>>562199413>down to 20 moves in 7 minutes
>>562199905I told you, he’s literally an insane retard. It’s not worth getting mad over or engaging with.
>>562185131>>562184959
Caruana has about 20sec per move...
classic sloppiano
