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I can't do sit-ups anymore
fuck you makoto hater8k likes 3k reposts
Sora lost
you fags lied it wasn't koyukis birthday
>>561978184I use that noun to describe wild hunt designs sometimes
>Twitter screenshot>NumberpostingMakotokeks...
>>561978528made for sensei dick
>>561978364Just don't be fat
I was making breakfast and cracked an egg and there was this loud hiss and then this black thing came out
redeem
>>561978405saar...
>>561978492Nihahaha
>>561978405What the hell is that language?
>>561978598>>561978601kek
I am in dire need of Hinawank... HINAWANK WHEN I NEED IT GODDAMN NOW FUCK FUCK FUCK
I'm a /trash/ bag/got that has convinced more anons to play BA than you ever will. You can have melty all you want but I'm the one that keeps the game more alive than you.
coom in Nozoom.
>>561978651Japanese
> I'm trashThank you for your f2p contribution, anyway here's a [-] for your effort.
>>561978651Indian?
>>561978702I made this post
>>561978492It's actually Momoka's birthday, but everyone's playing the tsundere card and ignoring it
Marry your students.
>>561978405>jamboy runes
>>561978715youll never be sneaky because you always try your falseflags several times in a row
>>561978848
Aoi tomorrow?
>>561978871
Nagibros, Migabros, Seiachads we are trve thread kings
>>561978634
>>561978871>>561978996I'd love to cut that ear off
>>561978982tAkane
>>561978908>>561978702>>561978601HINA'S HEAD IS FUCKING HUGE.
>>561979080van gogh sensei...
>>561978908
My canon wife Fuuka...
I hate how much it takes to raise girls up. I want more girls so I can do more things.
That's a man
>>561979209
I am almost done farming hards for unlocks, only 30 more for Hinata then I can just idly spend my 3 hards every day on Hibiki forever.
>>561979297Stop being poor
is swimsuit ui any good? all the other single unit attack type buffers like new year kayoko and hikari are great, but how come swimsuit ui isn't on the same level? also who's the red buffer again?
>>561978601Is Hina going to be the new Potions teacher
>>561979438
To any Jap senseisIs this bitch any good? I'm probably dick rolling for her anyway, but I'm just wondering
>>561979438Seia is just superior. The best student in the game.
>>561979438Good for the 3rd or 4th team maybe. She's screwed over because of the high cost + unwanted reposition.> RedYou will keep using S.Hosh till the day you die.
I wanted to make a Makoto cause of the new short.>Someone made a new thread already.I'll just make a Makoto thread on /v/>Someone made a Makoto thread already>His webms look better than mineOh......ok I guess.
>>561979521I don't know
>>561979572
>>561979438No. She's used in extremely high chokmah clears, but otherwise not really. Her buffs are far too weak, too expensive and fucks up positioning.
>>561979432I just hate having all these unusable girls cause it's so expensive to raise them up.
buy pakeji goy
BA true end
>>561979438S.Ui got powercrept by Seia, unlike NY.Kayoko or Hikari, S.Ui gives yellow efectiveness to EVERYONE, not just one target, also she reposition the other strikers and for some raids thats bad, she is still useful in Yellow Chokmah but thats it
>>561979521>>561979727made for sensei dick
Funny how mudslimes can never come up with anything on their own that would be considered "cool" so the best they can do is put characters from known franchises int their rags, and exclaim "see?! (Insert character name) is muslim WOWZERS!"
>>561979521I think it's too early to tell, haven't seen her used anywhere that I remember
>>561979354Personally, I think you should keep farming Hinata. She's going to be used in Goz in a couple of months, so even if you can't clear Lunatic, she might help you clear the first part of Goz in Torment difficulty if you're missing some students or you can't 1T with bAris
>>561979880don't use Mari to schizo post, please
>>561979880Ok traitor
>>561979538>>561979653>>561979747>>561979838>>561979975heh
>>561979880The MC from Assassin's Creed 1 is the coolest Muslim ever created and its a Fr*nch creation
>>561979975>>561979747>>561979653>>561979538
>>561978405Wow below average nice
>>561979438Damage output meta is to hyper buff a single character instead of your entire team. Seia provides a similar piercing effectiveness buff (harder to use though) but she provides a massive amount of other value by reducing the cost economy and free shields.Most of your damage is getting amplified by ex damage buff from kisaki or sSeia or standard atk buffs and stacking.For another comparison, Hikari is giving 90% sonic effectiveness for 2 cost compared to Ui's 70% piercing effectiveness for 4 cost. Himari bike will be providing 76% piercing effectiveness for 3 cost, it'll be as an enhanced skill so maybe people will seek to make it stack with sUi.
>>561979514>>561979538>>561979589>>561979653>>561979743>>561979747>>561979838>>561979975guess i'll skip her. thanks /bag/
>>561978892I don't care about being sneaky, sounds like you haven't taken your meds if you think there is deep meaning or implication to my post.I literally just made a statement that I'm getting more new anons to play BA than you are. Be it I'm getting them to try out BA via some controversial meanings one might say but whatever, the point still stands.
>>561979521>tank with self-heal and a taunt on her basicwe don't knowblue atk red armour would mean she should be used in kaiten/shirokuro/WakaboatHer EX is also a little weird, because it assumes you get hit by a multi-hit skillso probably she's good for Kaiten? Lunatic only, because I'm pretty sure Torment is still a 1T with Marina
كل أبناء الله سيدخلون الجنة لأنه أرحم الراحمين.إلا ذلك الشخص الذي رسم صورة مريم، لأني لا أحبه.
Has /bag/ watched the new Gosling movie? Didn't have much science stuff but it was amazing.
>>561979880they came up with trigonometry to figure out the direction of the cube they prayed to and now we all have to study that shit in class
You have 15 minutes to pat before it's too late
>>561980227>Seia powercreeps both UisThe librarian fears the fox
>>561979521feel like she would be insane in PVP but honestly Konoka is one of those dickpull-and-forget-gameplay-wise cases for me.
>>561980471>cucumbers that chunkycringealso where's the fucking mayo/gogurt sauce
>>561979727Push it to the limit
Akane Love!Akanewank is almost here
>>561980471the heck is on that plate
>>561980579>leave the fox to me XD
>>561980471i would eat neruslop
>>561980713WALK ALONG THE RAZOR'S EDGE
>>561980717This dude can only draw one type of face
>>561980717does this guy use AI or not
>>561979958It helps that Hinata's stage has useful mats tooI really wish more useful students were on hairpin stages...
>>561980806Why does her ahoge have an ahoge?
>>561980754>he doesn't recognize the traditional breakfastnon anglo detected
WHERE IS ERIKAWHERE IS SHE
>>561980717who's this? is she evil?
>>561980959>calling that goyslop breakfast
>>561980968she went home to me
>>561980959>anglos fry both sides of the eggfucking CRINGE
I can't take it anymore bros. I want prisoner kino in my Blue Archive. I want evil students who will inevitably be saved and fall in love with me. Or new bratty factions that seem menacing at first but will be comedy jobbers that are bad at their jobs albeit also endearing. I want unmasked Kaitengers that are actually autistic bishoujos that will adopt Reisa. Nexon please hire me.
>>561980295Is she not used in pvp? Her kit looks like it's made for it.
surely there won't be 15000 fubukis doing lunatic goz on the last day
fucked up big time. I focused too much on clearing out the shop I forgot about this shit
>>561981137>fresh fruits>turd jerky>road killWhat's the issue exactly?
>>561980427Trigonometry is Greek bro
>>561981298brick-sama...
cherino is kil
>>561980295I have no idea how you'd even take 25 hits during the 8 seconds her EX is active...Kuroko could trigger it I guess, but there's not a lot else doing that many hits.
>>561981580YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>561981580Good
tsu
>
>>561981298What the fuck was in the shop that made you prioritize it over pyros? It better not be the red winter mats.
>>561981219Anglo's do not fry both sides.Nor do they do whatever the fuck else is going on with that food.Motherfucker has a pancake and a cucumber and that sure as fuck aint proper sausages and bacon.Don't get me started on the cum mug with a fucking spoon in either.
Hina touches the sun
There was a comic where the entire tea party was rude to sensei...but it was hypnosis so you know how it ends
>>561981798
>>561981868>
>>561981747I don't need any more credits
Seia is just inferior. The worst student in the game.
Iroha is the perfect woman
Rule, Britannia
>>561981264I'm only hovering in top 100, and I don't really check my history. Haven't noticed a shift in characters since the season started outside of dMichiruyou could check out the pvp junkofag's youtube to get an idea>>561981610green ranger's machine gun is what I was thinkingalthough it's a little awkward since her basic is supposed to cancel red ranger's skill, too.I don't know, we'll see
Students spitting in your mouth
april fools predictions?
Ibuki peeing in my mouth
>>561982589
>>561982573eos fakeout
Kei is not just for show!
>>561982501The red rangers taunt is every 20 seconds and and her basic is every 30 seconds
>>561982573Pandemonium summer
>>561982573Sora short
Question, why are these niggers not clearing Lunatic if their students are UE60?Are they just FBKmaxxing? Do they not care about TA coins?
>>561982725babu edit where
>>561982725fatty
>>561982725why is she so smug?
>>561982573
>>561982801Fun fact, you can't borrow a UE60 BAlice for those clears because you need the bond bonus from your own alts.
>>561982816
>>561982801why clear lunatic if torment is enough for plat
>>561982802
>>561982740I was thinking of the timing when they use their skills together every 1 minute markI don't remember how long her basic was but I do remember her EX is relatively long
>>561982573Pandemonium vn with h scenes
>>561982801If you invest in a single student to clear lunatic you're not making a profit off coins you get
Any Pajama Cat Maris eating potatos from that CN PV?
Rabu means love! (She dies on the next page).
sex with keikei sex
That's literally Sora
>>561982573Shuro Shorts
>>561983014>>561982725
my princesswife Mika
>>561983098Yeah but you get coins every single time its rerun.Infinite value for your finite investment
>>561983447I want Kei to slowly remove her panties in front of me, then sit on my face.
>>561982573School transfer story
>>561983474What's Nagisa's problem?
>>561982908real? what's the highest score you can get without a bond?
>>561983663Hina Retard clubina
>>561982801some people just don't enjoy the gameplay
>>561982573>global calendar masteringLOLMAOsummer in december and valentines in july.
>>561983709Mika wakes up too late for tea paty
Is it bad I want to see Mika bloody and crying?I think she is really cute like this.
>>561983835what
>>561982573ayame shorts
>>561982801If the boss is oneshotting them In one attack then I usually don't bother. Equipment is halting my progress too
>>561984068Archie comic MomoiEarly 200s video games webcomic Kasuza
how did all artists collectively decide that these are the panties jc miyako wears? she has no model so there's no official panties right?
>>561983835April Fools occurs on both server, it has nothing to do with in-game scheduling
When is this girl getting released? What school is she?
>>561984420I've been wondering that since I started playing...
>>561982962you have to mald for a good torment score so sometimes its easier to just do a scuffed lunatic clear
>>561984420ligma
>>561984368Miyako would support my relationship with Moe
>>561984420She is a drop out
The most unspeakable, demonic, unholy things I would do to Iori's brown pussy vagina...
>>561984420she is a minor
>>561984420She has angel wings, nigga, which school do you think she's from?
>>561984420She’s not from a school yet but it’ll be Gehenna if she goes to one>>561984691Read the short story
>>561984691Middle school
>>561983528the meta changes every time
>>561983528Tell that to the people who spent eligma on Hinata for the first run before she became farmable and not even required
>>561984929>3d complicated halobut Mika exist
>>561984929>art school has artsy halos
>>561984929I do wonder if Wild Hunt would've been more popular if their halos were easier to draw.
>>561984929Eh, I get you.But they're very consistent in keeping halos circular in design. If anything, in 2030 there could be a student that has a mobius strip for a halo as a complex 3d form.
how is it possible for trinity to get summer alts in as low as a month, and then gehenna doesnt get it for their more popular students for years?
>>561984929A bit silly, since Maki is literally day 1
>>561984658>feet out of frameshit art
morbius strip
>>561984929Absolute bullshit when Maki's halo exists.Or Hina's halo.Meanwhile all the Wild Hunt's halos are just repeating patterns.
>>561985241Some of the old dev team literally hated Gehenna and wanted to sabotage the game
>>561985183I don't know if I'd be sticking my head out the window and looking the wrong way like that.
>>561985241Iroha flopped, that's why
You're getting too obvious nigga
The monkey is here again
That's it, I'm getting the morbin stick
Iroha flopped on my bed
>>561984929>all this people talking about "muh 3D halo exists" when that image is referencing the tesseract aka 4D hypercube
>>561985579I don't watch marvel movies
>>561979980Don't be mad, habibi.
>>561985672it's math which is worse
>>561984929The thing that bugs me about middle is they're too similarSame color, same triangular symmetry, similar gilded decoration type aesthetic.
>>561979880
>>561985754You're worse
>>561985579shut up nerd
sexy seia
wak
Which animes is /bag/ watching for spring 2026?>inb4 uncs who only watch retro anime from 2010 or earlier
>>561979880Ever since I read al zuttt, aisha, and splitting moonI would never take sandniggers seriously.
>>561985861Cute horse
>>561985409They can survive bullets. I don't see why a pole would damage them.
>>561985197>circular in designthere is consistency but circular isn't it
>>561984738>Read the short storyA "few more years" left of middle school before High school. So she is a first year middle schooler? That would make her 12 or 13 at the most.
AHHHHHHHHHI have always been a Shimiko sensei you know. I promise.
Why is his name pink?
>>561985916I haven't watched anime for about 20 years, what did I missed?
>>561986115cheats
>>561985916I don't have the time to watch animay anymore
>>561986154Blue Archive The Animation
>>561985941For me it was when I read the description of allah getting raped by a pack of niggers. Truly kino moment >al zutttI think it's this one?
>>561986115I remember for some old games you could do a color code thing for the text names. Dunno if you can in BA.
>>561985916I don't watch anime anymore.
>>561986048What I mean by that, is if you were to draw a circle over their halos, it usually follows the form of a circle.Like Hiroy's for example in that pic.
>>561986115When global first released there was a bug that could let you make colored names. It was patched in the first few months so that's a super oldfag.
>>561981387you're right desu, I just peeked that nasty looking meateverything else looks lush
>>561985916anime from 2010 or earlieralso u149, medallist and prisma illya
>>561985870is it true the waks at the beach are free and you can just take them?
I didnt expect the sexiest Millenium student to be the event villain.
>>561985579The girls are 2d. I am real life sensei as a higher dimensional 3d being.The animation you posted isnt even a 4d hypercube, but a 2d animation of a 3d projection of a 4d hypercube.
>>561986475Canon wife
>>561986395You don't need to, she will follow you voluntarily (whether you want or not)
>>561985916Outlaw Star and Texhnolyze
>>561986242That's the one.
4th dimension doesn't exist
>>561985768Radial symmetry is definitely the theme they went with for with wildhunt, but they aren't all the sameRitsu and Fuyu have mirrored + vertical symmetry, Eri and Rena have triangular symmetry, Miyo has 4 part symmetry, and Kanoe has 6.
>>561985579
>>561986585isn't time a 4th dimension?
>>561986401She needs to be spanked.
>>561986634READY THE GOGURT CANNON
>>561985916Vending Machine
>>561985916witch hat atelierrezero s4slime s4wistoria s2angel next door s2iruma s4bookworm s3last boss s2bertia yowa senseimaybe some few more
>>561985768They're not similar to the other WH ones like Kanoe.There are plenty of older halos that are similar.Acting like they're emblematic of some change is either idiocy or worse.
>>561986031Kurwa!
>>561986562>>561986562
>>561985916I download them but don't watch them immediately. I am still finishing thigns from autumn 2025. Anyway I have these in the "considering" tag. I'll download them and keep watching if I like them
>>561986705
>>561986536Umm. Excuse me?
>>561986790Lmao troons can’t go a minute without being mad about BA and BA players
>>561985916>inb4 uncs who only watch retro anime from 2010 or earlierThis is me, unironicallyI'm watching to love-ru again
blue archive makes me mad/bag/ makes me madfuck you /bag/fuck you blue archive
>>561986685depends if you ask that to a physicist, astrologist or a mathematician
>>561985916I'll reply the way you wanted people to reply gookako anon>2010>retrosay it aint so................
>>561986876She married Sensei the moment she pulled the trigger. The rest is history
>>561986710Dangerously based
>>561986992
>>561986992lol stay mad
>>561986992Fuck you, leather man.
>>561985916I haven't watched anime continuously since 2018Only gintama was an exception though and it's rare for me to watch seasonal anime >Before 2010 is retrotbqhwyp that'll be arguable but yeah around 2008-10 the animation changed abruptly from the hand made effort to digital framing Blue Archive
>>561985916jujutsu kaisenone piecesolo leveling
>>561987057When will they make another Tremors sequel?
How big of a difference would upgrading Eimi's basic skills from 7 be for pvp?
>>561986992BWEEEHH
>>561987057Stockholm syndrome sensei...
>>561987186>one pieceI refuse to believe anyone above 80iq watches this shit
https://files.catbox.moe/by6fyu.jpg
>idolm@ster got an official EN account >community guys immediately comparing BA due to the upcoming touristsSo that's why BA is topic today. Concerning.
>>561987057What does Mari think about her penetrating sensei before marriage?
>>561986790>umm we shouldn't defend our game from troons b-because that would be icky
>>561986696By me. Without skirt. With pantyhose.
Someone please tell me the counter to this...
>>561987343Anyone who watches that is as retarded as dragon ball retardsBlue Archive
>>561986401As retardation rises, so does sexiness.
Everyone calls his favourite girl a daughterwife, but do you think students consider Sensei their dadhusband?
>>561987405Is bamco finally realizing non-jap losers spend money on anime girls too?
>>561986736I knew that post was gunna trigger someone as soon as I hit enterChill nigga, I ain't whatever boogeyman you think I am
Official English Blue Archive account but it's ran by someone from /bag/
>>561987563Not aru, but others yes.
>>561987405i think the better comparison would be uma to be desu, it calls the same kind of people
>>561987686>he doesn't know
>>561987686suspicious amount of Ibuki and Kokona being posted
>>561987563Probably Kaede when the hormones really start to kick in.
>>561987563Shun considers herself your wife and mother.
>>561984068didn't know video game webcomics are that old
>>561987686>what is the KFC_ES account
>>561987563The amount of real life women with parental issues who see their partner as a surrogate father makes it a lot less notable if any students think of us as dadhusband.The mere concept of "Daughterwife" is a lot more niche of a phenomenon despite being the reciprocal of the above behavior.
>>561987826>daughtermotherwifeshe's just too powerful
>>561987563Serika calls me dad
>>561987563Yes, that's the unspoken fantasy that BA sells.
Abolish summer, I hate summer messing with my Blue Archive schedule
>>561987664>>561987893
>>561987946forgot the pic
I don't care.
>>561987926Freud must've talked about this somehow
>>561988073
>>561987563After I rape her enough, yes.
>>561986876Need smelly raccoon wife...
>>561988073>>561988213I lost the ability to drag and paste for some reason, had to refresh the page. I feel like a retard and it's not even my fault but I didn't want to delete the post
Nonomi likes to infantilize Sensei sometimes, dies that makes her a momwife too?
>>561987686Arcie is a baggot
>>561988397It's okay, man. I we don't think you're retarded.
Rabubu exposed
>>561988420
Would you drink Momoi's gamer milk?
>>561988531Not exposed enough
>>561988530>I we
>>561987559Then why am I still single?
>>561988531The mascot outfit stays on.
>>561988789it's the other way around for men sorry
>>561988740Yes, we're all friends here.
>>561988531Good Rabu is way better designed than Iroha>blushing faceIroha could never!
>>561988895THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!
>>561989003Kayoko isn't that big
>>561988740us
>>561988531imagine le smelle inside that costume
>>561989003reminds me of that nurse h-manga seriesalso>kayokoGUH
>>561989035iroha feels outdated in terms of designnot quite trash looking like Utaha or Kotama but still outdated
>>561989003Ahhhh uhhhh I'm here for the prostate exam
>umaEN>community becomes cancerous>gkmasEN>community becomes cancerous>BA_EN>successfully gatekeeps the yurinaggersHow does BA do it?
Me, Myself, and Aomori
>>561989232Kodomo manko
>>561989324what does that mean?
sensei...?
>>561989432google it :)))
>>561987563sometimes
>>561989232>>umaEN>>community becomes cancerous>>becomesweren't they obnoxious to begin withanyways the answer is SEAGOGS being obnoxious pedophiles most likely
>>561989432It's a big lizard from Indonesia
When are we getting payable student council students?
Eri sex...
>>561989707Volume Finalissima trust
>>561989707never everyou can't even grudgepost me about this because it won't happenKaya doesn't countand even if she did it won't happen
>>561989842cracks me up every time
>>561989752Im glad that people actually recognize her outside of her witch attire unlike poor momiji who was forced to wear her hood on clothes that didnt have a hood.
>>561989842Why did she do it?
Why did they choose Hoshino and Shiroko instead of more Wild Hunt students like Miyo and Akira…?
>>561989232blue archive didn't become mainstream in the west
>>561985916Liar GameAkane BanashiWitch Hat AtelierKanokari
>>561990039Eri loveKanoe past life love
>>561990039>Why are the popular characters part of the advertising?
/bag/, rate this JP aggie
>>561990231>wh >random elf mob bitch FOT>sagsuki>iboogieI think japs are disgusting pieces of shit.
this is gonna take a while
>>561989232/bag/ is Tsundere about this, but most /bag/got is a refugee from other gacha failures and we realized gatekeeping with ironic hebe/pedophilia is an effective to deter the so called western liberal leaning people and anime tourist. No one here is unironic 3D hebe/pedo btw
Nell and Akane
>>561990231who's this and why did jpbaggot forget to draw her halo?
>>561990314Obviously nothing against them on personal or racial level but they just have shit taste.
>>561990326Why haven't you been cranking your knob all week?
>>561990326Why don't you use the coins daily for the pyrox reward you goddamn retard
>>561990231Satsuki isn't sexy enough. There's something missing about her that doesn't quite turn me on.
>>561990398It's the yada girl
>>561990502>>561990501i did
>>561990523>subtle vidya merch
>>561990603Crank harder and faster.
>>561990359made for sensei dick
>>561990359>No one here is unironic 3D hebe/pedo btware you sure?
IM CRANKING ITIM CRANKING IT
>>561990398sunna zzz
go on
>>561989232Breasts too small
wtf, the raid guide images have flavour text.
>>561989232Cunny and pure brave heterosexual appeal. They can't even begin to get their hands on it.
I only can draw sonic characters
Wtf is trinity doinghttps://x.com/cybergreen09/status/2038624452456399345?s=46
never goon
>>561990957draw your favorite student as sonic
>>561990871Why is she radioactive
>>561989232because of mutsuki archive
it should be ILLEGAL to use condoms with students
I'M WAKING UP
>>561990359>ironicTheres nothing ironic about it. Drawings and video game characters are not real, their 'ages' are not real yet many seem to struggle with this concept. Anyone can draw a stick figure and label it whatever they want. It is all abstractions fed to the mind's eye in the end.
GUH
>>561989232>gkmasENI thought all Idolmaster stuff was P+Idol and fuck the west
>>561991131Aru as singlehandedly sabotaged every condom and replaced every anticonceptive pill with placebos, nothing the legendary problemsolver 68 cant do
Reminder that during BA’s first year, they announced a manga adaptation of the main story, but because the game wasn’t doing that well at the time, it got canceled.
>>561991131Is there even proof students have reproductive functions? I dont see any stories of them buying tampons and other girl hygiene thingies.
>>561990360Akane should let Neru play hooky more.
your studentwife would skip you if you were a banner
students don't have vaginasdon't fall for the psyop
>Extensions removed due to DMCA takedown request:>(2026) NHentai - https://nhentai.net/>(2026) Pururin - https://pururin.me/>(2026) E-Hentai - https://e-hentai.org/ & https://exhentai.org/>(2026) Hentai2Read - https://hentai2read.com/>(2026) Hentai20 - https://hentai20.io/>(2026) Hitomi - https://hitomi.la/what the fuck, can't a man get to enjoy reading loli rape doujinshi at work or while commuting
>>561991471I don't wanna hear about that nasty stuff, bro.
>>561991471
Canonically, Miyu was the first to see Sensei's binah while he fell naked from the stratosphere
>>561991471Koharu lays eggs in her memo lobby
Who was snek?
>>561991641Is the fakku jews behind all this
What kind of shape would you want to see for a future student’s halo?
>>561991471Tampons and female hygiene are but a myth. All pussies in kivotos are cleaned and pristine with just the right amount of pubes 247/7/365
>>561991863orange
>>561991879>just the right amount of pubesSo none? Excellent
>>561991879>247/7/365>247oh fuck me 24 hours are dreadful enough alreadyI quit being a sensei
>>561991863This
>>561991863>>561984929Where did you fucks come from?
>>561991797Looks that wayhttps://github.com/githuob/dmca/blob/master/2026/03/2026-03-23-fakku.md
>>561991794these things don't exist man, that's why they are called legends
Stop talking about girl's privates!
>>561991672A FUCKING CLONE
>>561991464>AbydosDamn, they really shot themselves in the foot making a manga of the worst game chapter.
>>561991932My students are canonically hairy to seduce me
>>561992121I bet a Koharu troon like you would prefer to talk about dicks instead?
>>561991879>just the right amount of pubesSo a jungle? Excellent
>>561992046Why is it glowing? Isn't it supposed to be a black hole?
>>561992190Based...>>561991932Unbased...
>>561992261that's nuts
>>561990231Satsuki makes my dick happy
Black holes are just a theory
>>561992182Koharu would definitely love to talk about dicks on online forums
why so many posts did something happenwas something announced
>>561992403FAT
Not gay I just think that big boobs + big dick is an insanly erotic combo for women
>>561992472The impregnation dlc was announced, where have you been?
>>561992403Fatsu
hmmmmmthat one isn't one of us
>>561992606codingI just need to put a little bit more work in itwhen I'm done I'll make thousands
neruset
Not a single student in Kivotos has pubes.
>>561992646Praise the sun
Sextsu
>>561992724you're such a fucking failure
Hi, can you tell your faggot cross general poster to stop shitting up our general? Thanks.>>561992680
>561993029nice false flag nigger
>last day before Easter break>let my students watch some YouTube video as a "reward" for their "great work">they're all girls>they turn on a video of some guy exploring lost places>one of them goes: "He looks kinda weird">another goes: "he would be really handsome if he wasn't bald">me, in the back row, bald head shining in the sunlight: "thanks, 'preciate it"Also, update: The girl who dresses like a whore broke up with the coke dealer.
>>561993029I'll be real with you, I've never seen that image ever. It's your own local schizo.
HIMARISET
>>561992882I forgot the name of this fatso
>>561992451A game theory. Thanks for watching.
>>561993196my fellow african american, the girl which you lie your eyes upon is none other than nuts!
>>561993128>bald COME TO TURKEY SENSEI!
>>561993295>my father went to turkey for an "spritual retrive">came back>then died>tfw when we burned out his corpse we found out he had done of those hair instalations thingsCall me a chud but if I ever go bald I would just shave my whole head off. I ain't touching that stuff
Oh nooo, the Abydos academy is in big debt!If only obe of their students had access to pretty much unlimited money and resources maybe we could fix this, someone with BIG pair of...green eyes and a BIG minigun but where could we find someone like that?! What a mess!
>>561993639was your father, mayhaps, Greek?
Asagiri Suou, the future CEO of Kaiser
Son! Im more hair than man!
>>561990231are japs are unable to stay on topic or are their aggies not the same as ours?
>>561993652Yet another thing to blame on Retardshino and her bullshit morals that apply to everyone but her.
>>561993652if you read V1C3 you will know that her fortune will not be able to pay the debt because of how that contract with kaiser works
>>561993937not the same. jp aggies are just a bunch of artist friends drawing together
bald
Churro demolished that food.
Baldness "treatments" are pseudoscience that only delay your hairloss and give you erectile dysfunction in the process. Do not put "miracle cure" chemicals on your fucking body.
>>561994202Fuck you Momoi, your sister is tighter than you.
>>561994201netanyahu is actively sabotaging us to not have doggy gfs like this btw
>>561994287apparently they're making some new ones that look like they work pretty good
>>561993652
>>561994287They're doing hair transplants, actually. No pseudoscience, just expensive and more than a little scary.
I get gubmint gibs and spend most of them in BA, thank you gubmint for funding BA.
>>561994201Nice buttplug
>>561992573basssssed
>>561994439Honestly, he can fucking keep Hoshino. Even the rest of Abydos is so sick of her shit they deposed her in her absence.
I heightmog literally everyone in Kivotos
>>561994296>he doesn't respect the bond between twin sistersA real Sensei would make a trio with them
>>561994439He wants Sensei's booty doesn't he?
>using my authority as SCHALE to concoct a dastardly plot that results in me taking over Kaiser Corporation, then taking in the FTF as sex slaves for repayment of their debtI've been a BAAAAAAAAD Sensei
>oh I know who you are handsome of schale>see I calls you handsome>I watch you and your students all the time>see you can go ahead bring them students and the valkyrie waiting outside>it don't make me no difference>now I tell ya what>I like ya, and I want ya>now we can do this the easy way or the hard way>the choice is yours
>>561995260is blacksuit the top or the bottom?
>>561994447I've seen the post operation photos and you basically turn asian for like a week or two due to inflammation. But it is permanent without taking any hormone disruptors afterwards (provided you are not completely bald like a bowling ball prior to operation)
>>561994626>>561994817It's not NTR or gay shitThey film a porno which they presumably sell to repay their debtEveryone also gets pregnantNow that I think about it, because Sensei is the only human male in Kivotos he has a monopoly on the largest part of the porn industry
>>561995704>Now that I think about it, because Sensei is the only human male in Kivotos he has a monopoly on the largest part of the porn industryHe does it for free
>/bag/>"YURI IS BAD!!!! KILL ALL YURIFAGS!! GIRLS ARE FOR SENSEI ONLY!!">also /bag/>"my niha black suit has sweaty GAY sex with sensei EVERYDAY"
I don't want to be a Sensei I want to be a teenager like the rest of them...
Niha?
>>561995881>girls are for sensei>men are also for senseiI don't see the inconsistency here?
>>561995704Isn't basically every viewer of the porno getting NTR'd by the Abydos girls?
No more Niha
>>561995793I do it for 120 pyro per womb shot
>>561994626based
>only won 1 out of the last 20 attacks>no idea what the fuck I'm doing
Im not replying to your obvious bait
>>561995260>>it don't make me no difference>>see I calls you handsome
>>561996069Spoiler: This is after Suou's takeover of Kaiser. She really didn't take that loss well.
>>561995793I do it for the love of the game
>>561990326Doing 13 or so was done in under a minute, so this should have taken 10 minutes max.
>>561996087post you're team
Hail Set, Lord of Power and Darkness! Hail the Hour of the Dragon... AND THE RISE OF JK AKANE MUROKASA -- REBORN!
>>561995881It's only a meme because Black Suit strangely turns into a bro later
>>561978291Catbox>>561994201Zip it>>561994202No
I'll impregnate her
I want my nigga Francis back
I wasn't even gone an hour and /bag/ is full of ESL posts and faggots ERPing
Hoshino should FRY herself
/bag/ forgot about atsuiiI never saved the soundpost...
Sometimes I purposely make typos to get free Midori reaction images
>>561996386
>>561996426The niyaniya posters were cute but not whatever is happening here
>2x normals start today>I'll have to pick what to farm againJust let me farm selectors or blow my shit smoove off, I don't have mental capacity to predict what I'll need 2 weeks from now
>/bag/ don't know what boondocks ismillions must be niggafied
yuuka: sensei you're such a PIG!me: >>561996684
>>561996684Event mats are shit outside of giftsJust do 2x
one time i saw a video of fubuki in the pool with the same kind of wobbly effect they did for hoshino in the beach when she said the pool was too hot and never saw it again
>>561988429I need proofs
Which students would be most willing to have their mouth around your cock for the entire day?
>>561996586Same, and I use sample images to trigger that hi-res schizo
>>561996796
>>561996976And yet she still wouldn't give me any goddamn pinks...What the fuck is her problem?
>>561996942>sampleYou don't even play the game.
>wonder why there is so much shitposting lately >idolm@ster is finally coming to the west Oh...
>>561996774I did minigame and got reports, artifacts, T4 bluerays and some gifts. What I meant is that I never know what to farm when normals are up. There are so many tiers and there's not an easy way to see what I'm missing. I know I lack bags, higher tier necklaces and watches but idk which tiers. And I still don't know what to do about tier 2 shit since I've seen many people posting that I shouldn't farm it
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>561997102I don't see the appeal of idols besides the sex appeal.
>>561997229It's a fun raising simulator + rhythm game.
>>561997063You didn't bust enough loads down her throat. she's insatiable
>>561996684Just keep tabs on what you have by tier and type and farm anything that is low enough that you couldnt instantly max 1 or 2 girls with.Manual data entry sucks ass but youre absolutely going to lose track of shit. At the very least the multisweep menu lets you filter by tier now.
And my pants saggin'Spell it backwards, niggas
>>561997189YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT
>censoredm@ster
the forbidden watermelon zoos
>>561997350>niggas stnap ym dna?????????????????
You have less than 10 minutes to pat and finish your dailies
>>561997229>I don't see the appeal besides one of the appeals
>>561997104From personal experience the bags will come from simply farming Hard nodes. Hairpins, watches and gloves are always the sticking point for me.
>>561994287I put coffee on my head
Zoos
>>561997438frfr ong
>>561997229Some of our students are just idols with a halo
Jumby my beloved...
>>561997779She doesn't know what that gesture means.
>>561997692That slut Mari isn't my student anymore
>>561997779Mr Kim, don't look!
>>561997869>Mari isn't my student anymoremore for me heehee
>>561997868She definitely does, Iroha taught her
The writing in this EX Decamatron or whatever the name is, is very bad compared to the rest of the story. Whats up with that?
>>561989035>>561989161Incredibly faggy posts
resetalice!
resetkaede
resetarona
twinset
treeset
Mikaset
Suouset
Iroha flopped
Recette
>>561998082based
>>561998006Chapter 1 I don't think they changed anything from the original run, it gets better after that
>>561989232Hate all yurifags Hate all shippersPlain and simpleA game where the main character is plainly dating his students no matter how much that fact upsets people here who claim it's all platonic No other men in the game to cause cuck posting or shipping, which infuriates certain Indian posters that they can't cuckpost like normalDo not give shitposters an "in"Don't give them the opening they needAnd immediately push back against them
...
>>561998076>>561998078>>561998079>>561998080>>561998081>>561998084
>>561998082lol
>>561998195next time
>>561998082STOP TIME TRAVELING
>>561998082At least it's you this time and not me
Which /bag/ has the better resetposters?>resetalice>resetkaede>resetarona>twinset>treesetvs>Reiset>WakaSet!>Haruset!>Nomiset
sup /bag/
>>561998082How does one obtain this power?
>>561994201My instinct is telling me to go out and find a girlfriend
Bond gear when?
>>561998082>>561998084uhh
Mika can time travel?
>>561998006As in it's repetitive garbage? As in clanker kid opinions are stupid and not worth reading?
>>561998082
Well? Does it look good on her?
Is this all samefagging or did we suddenly get flooded by newfags who never saw a time traveler resetpost before?
>>561998195Are you blind?
Sex with Mutsuki, describe it
>>561998431She can shoot meteors out of the sky and her gun shoots out space cum, i'm sure she could manage it desu
>>561998081>>561998082>>561998084
>>561998082>>561998084Are you two quantum entangled or something?
>>561998571I don't touch time travelersplausible deniability
>only 3 days of 2x normalsFUCK
>>561998560 (Me)Turns out it was samefagging, almost all of those responses have changed md5
>>561998710you rike?
>>561998560>nooooo *I* want those (You)sMaybe next time, buddy.
>>561989232QRD...? Did something happen recently?
>>561997102Are you sure is not an April Fools shit?
STOP POSTING NAKED MIKAS I SHALL NOT FAP TONIGHT
>>561998787>Maybe next timeWe get time travelers almost every day tho, it's too obvious
>561998560>561998742holy schizo
>the guy i was using as a punching bag because he had the worst defense that i could 100% win suddenly decides to change it FUCK x2
all me btw
>>561998560Not one that was embedded in a trainwreck of future posts like this.
>>561990359I don't even like loli but I'd like to make games some day and I'd probably but a loli or two in my games just to deter faggots.
HAHAHAHAHA DIE YUUKA LOST TO A TIME TRAVELERHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>561998179Based, the only people complaining about gatekeeping are those who should be kept out
Invest into your Miyako NOW
Mentally ill
I hate anime
>>561997102>I wonder which of the imas games is getting a global release>nevermind, it's just a twitter accountTypical imas management, can't wait for a The Idolmaster 2 international release sometime in 2029.
Can I spend my AP right now or there is an Aoi's prostate exam in a few hours?
I am into fat bitches
Ehhh?
>>561998742needs the zoosface
How invested does Saki need to be to do something in pvp?
>>561999174same
>>561999223ex max
>>561999163Blow your load, Sensei
>>561998884Fine. Only fully clothed Mika
>>561999163No, read the patch notes>>561999223ue40
>slop
>>561998621>premature ejaculation>kuhuhu
>>561998434Tourists actually believe this btw
>>561999059I already have her at ue60Not because I like her or anything, just for meta reasons
I just got on to do my dailies and my game was insanely overexposed and when I tried loading into a mission it crashedAm I in danger?
>>561999387I'm an adult my ejaculations are mature
>upgraded Eimi's bag and boots to T8>got 13k HP and 300def more>will get her to 4* tomorrowI wonder if it's enough to push me into top100
>>561999298>238
>>561999478Fuck no. But do it regardless, she's a really good tank so I'd still recommend doing it.
>2 purples
gogurtina
>>561999174I want to eat delicious food with Izumi!
Who do I buy other than Khr. I've redeemed all of them. Are they going to add new ones to this shop?
>>561999478I'm in the top 100 without Eimi at all
>>561999409>Not because I like her or anything
>>561999059>39 pvp coins
>>561999059
>>561999469I LOL'd
>>561999672Get them all to at least UE30
>>561999672bro, your UE60 Midori?
Rangeban kousagi park
>>5619996343 purples
Why can't girls be real...
Rank them from best to worst based on how fun they’d be to hang out with.
>>561999625>>561999674I've got a really weird bracket, I feel like half of my opponents are chinks and the other half don't know what they're doing. Highest I got was around ~130 and my team isn't all that crazy.
>>561999803>>561999791You mean Azusa, okay got it.
>>561999672You dont need to hoard your coins, dude.The next girls added to the shop require GA coins anyway.
>>561999905>no damage dealers
>>561999806
Neruset
>>561999676stop. I am weak to bweh
>>561999895Chiaki > Iroha > Makoto > Ibuki > Sagsuki
>>561996684Here's the process: check an unbuilt student's equipment. Click their equipment from T1 to T10 and see what your stock is like in the menu. Are there red numbers? Farm the highest-tier with red numbers. Repeat until the numbers stop being red. It's not that hard.If you want to be choosy on what to upgrade, hairpins and bags tend to be in demand since students appreciate having HP more often than not.
>>562000018Who cares man, I'm doing ok
>>561999905right now I'm at 125 but I can usually climb back into the top 100 to claim. for my attack team I just use whatever I feel could work against whom I'm playing. I used Satsuki today against an Eimi
>>561999993It's good to have coins on hand in case you need to make an emergency upgrade.
>>561999905>not all level 90Swiggity swooty.
>>562000050YOU
>>562000120You will automatically lose to anyone with SHanako since you don't have anyone to threaten her
>>561999895Ibuki > Iroha > Chiaki > Makoto > Satsuki
>>561999982who?
now that the events are over I'm gonna be unlocking missions while watching 21st Jump Street
>>561999993what are the next girls?
askers?
>>561999059>30 pvp coins every day after sneaking into the top 100>like 6-9 more from defense in a dead bracket that keeps beating me half of the timebros I won't be able to buy rabbits every day...
>/bag/ hates sagsuki now
>>562000453are you mocking me?
>>562000450Wakamo (half naked) and Miku (Bweh)
My hardworking princesswife
>>562000561s.waka has no usage
>>562000580what a whore
>>562000624My dick says otherwise.
In red dev, we trust
1 PURPLE!
>>562000624Says the tormentlet
>>562000121I'm kinda fucked since I don't have Tsubaki/Yuuka at like UE30/40 and it's pain in the ass to farm them. That's what I get for starting late I guess>>562000158I'm getting there, I need 8700AP more so I'm guessing I'll be 90 next week.>>562000205Eh not necessarily, I've looked through my defenses and I won some of the matches against sHanako with this setup (* in pic rel had sHanako). And even if I lose I can climb back attacking someone without sHanakoAlso>the Aris nigger is backGot his ass this time kek I think he attacked me after I've upgraded my Eimi
>Red Archive flopped out of existenceGreen Archive when...
>>562000580>sHanako: 1 (one) borrow>mMomoi: 4 borrows>mMidori: 6 borrowssHanako just got mogged hard
>>562000468>>30 pvp coins every day after sneaking into the top 100What? You get 100 coins per day if you're in the top100
with this many flops we'll have to settle for purple archive at this point...
>>562000813she's not even used for insane, retard
White Archive, all students are Hina alts
>>562000868>and it's pain in the ass to farm themI didn't farm either of them kek, I got elephs to get them both to UE40 with pulls. I started playing 10 months agoI had to gear them up though, they were both using like T6 gear, just got their HP items to T10 tonight. my Atsuko was already built despite being 4* because I use her in a lot of raids
>>562001019I'm a retard who mistook gems for coins...
Predictions for what Yostar and Nexon have planned for this year’s April Fools’?
>>561999905>keep losing attacks >keep losing defenses>in actual danger of getting knocked out of top 100 I don't get this season. I'm probably being stubborn for using Yuuka over Eimi and not ligma'ing my Saki to run over sShiroko but other than that I don't know what corrections to make. I wish there was a braindead comp I can just run on offense and defense which works 51% of the time.
>>562001203Breeding sex with students, as a prank
Pomni
coom in doomrope in hope
I like Arcie she's just Arona's big sister
>>562001113No you didn't. You used the free eleph selectors john nexon gave
>>562001316Clussy student when?
>>562000868You can kind of get away without having Tsubaki outside top 50. Everybody's missing something at lower ranks, and not having Tsubaki can result in a dumb but winning defense even versus Hanako if the positioning works out.
>>562000907Probably because of people like me who only realized on the second to last day that sHanako can get a better time than sMika.
>>562000580My UE30 sMika got 0 borrows :(
>>562001440maybe that too, yes
am I retarded or are the purple activity reports in the expert permit shop actually a good deal?
Why does the order of students matter in pvp?
>>562001113I've started not so long ago and I haven't rolled all that much, if my excel sheet is correct I rolled exactly 920 times. What's funny is that I got Miyako like 3 times already >>562001210idk I'm sitting around ~200 most of the time and people are attacking me with most random shit imaginable. I'm gonna get Hibiki this week (I hope) but I have no reports to feed her so I'm probably gonna keep using sShiroko
>>562001659because it determines which ones show up to opponents before battle
>>562001546>switched Achuko out for Tsubaki because "you need Tsubaki">lose more matches
>>562001647every deal is a good deal, especially with expert permits because you get 12k just by doing dailies for a week
>>562001630yeah, I'm just surprised my twins got that many borrows desu. but using them together can get you a pretty good score
>>562001734No I meant the entire team
>>562000580That's a lot of dicks
>>562001795>because you get 12k just by doing dailies for a weekno you don't
>>562001647You are retarded. You are trading 1 eligma for like 12 AP during 2x comms.
>>562001647You're retarded. They have worse value than the credits, and you can just farm permits during 2x commissions instead.
>>562001647>>562001795Anything other than elephs are a bad deal, just buy elephs for fes students
>>562001795>because you get 12k just by doing dailies for a weekthis nigga refreshes
>>562001749Let's not go there please...
Miyu noooo...
Why do some people dislike blue archive
Post the superior rabbit
>>562001974>>562001998I forgot you can only buy one thing from the shop
>>562002137Yuritroons homos and shipcucks are not people
>>562002137diddyblud ahhhhhhhhhhh game
>>562001327whitened iori..
>>562002173I forgot newfags have every fes student at UE60.
>>562002152
>>562002231I forgot every student in the shop is good and you have to buy all their elephs every shop reset, mb guys
>>562002306>>562002306>>562002306
85/120
>>562001795I wish I could hit that limit.Let double xp give us more permits, nexon.
>>562001815the positioning can change where the attacks land and who the students target, it's a defense/heal stall season until the fever time where everyone is made out of glass
>>562002137Malkuth, something is different about you today.new hat?
>>562002137some people dislike vaginas too
>>562001509Oh yeah, more Akane!
>>561998560to be fair that was a pretty deep time travel, usually it's just one post ahead
>>562000121Im using almost the exact same team, except Haruka instead of Yuuka, she almost looks like a DPS on the stats chart a lot of the time. I've just been experimenting, no idea if it's meta
