>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>561874660
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Why are they like this?
Thread jeeted
ggs rare practice emotemistimed the easiest dodges in the fight award
>jeet activity
>>561996297It wasn't until the other day that I realized that Satsuki, while standing on the wall, is wearing the wrong armor. He is wearing Rogue's set, which is female exclusive.I feel stupid for not realizing before.
>>561997601Cool, do you think this is just a placeholder thing, or do you think at one point he was part of or working for Mephistopheles? Also, they turned weeb Dante into a stereotypical asian man in the demake.
>>561997601based demon's souls enjoyer
>>561996537>>561997151>>561997315don’t announce your presence
>>561997932I haven't a clue to be honest. I have followed all sorts of people datamining this game ever since Gibbed managed to get into the Northern Limit, and I have never seen anyone mention this. If I had to guess, he's a completely separate NPC type, because he's not supposed to ever interact with the player, and his only function besides standing there is to move into cover if hit by an arrow. Even his idle stance is different. They probably decided on the armor for the real NPC later, but didn't bother changing it for this one.That's just me pulling an explanation out of my ass though, just my best guess.>>561998007Umbasa.
>>561997117Mush and Ender picking up trish for the 1000000th time
https://youtu.be/G-sGQdqBjyk
Haven't played since the DLC hit. Are /erg/ queues still popping?
>>561996297>elden ring still in the titleCringe
1/3
>>561999893scarcely but yes
>>561999893There's like 6 peoples left and everyone is blocking someone
I'm still no good against Libra. Frustrating. I didn't even use my tools optimally. As soon as the condemned paid attention to me, I started fumbling over my controls, and forgetting my available options. I didn't even pull out the halo scythe. Totally forgot about it, due to the pressure.Team carried though. So.. :\
>>562001285I think the only mass blocked is trish
>>562001285I only have terrjeeta blocked and xhe doesn't even playsarr any more
>>561998784they are about the same skill level thoughbeit
>>562001810+Zorban +Sens
>>562002328Wow the rudest people are the most blocked... Almost like human decency is valued even on /erg/?
>>562002575Trish and Zorban aren't rude they're just bad
>>562002696Trish literally threw games. He’s the worst one out of the three
>>561998865You should always get a flared base for you but plugs anon. I blocked you all forever have fun im never carrying you shitters again and randoms are 10x better than your best run anyways.
>>562002696>trish>not rude
>>562002816>>562002890Kys Zorfat
Good evening /erg/, as part of my Elden Ring wargame effort, I'll probably include Leyndell forces (participant in almost all conflicts), so trying to "modelize" their military is a good starter place. To this effect, I'm trying to establish a basic timeline of the Leyndel army, could any lorefags help me out?>Marika butchers the horsent through divine gate magic>formation of Marika's faction, with numen (BKA) and probably some human followers>alliance through marriage with Godfrey, >Marika's forces at this point are probably a not very organized army composed of barbarians and original marika followers, alongside possible support from crucible forces.>???>A venture of unknown magnitude (at least Maliketh) into farum, >Destined death is sealed, foundation of the GO>By this point Marika has very likely instutionalized>???>Hero culture starts, >Marika's conquest of the lands between, with her forces lead by Godfrey>victory everywhere except Liurna, where a stalemate arises, Radagon becomes a champion there (sword monument for first liurnia war)>Godrey sieges Castle morne (Morne sword monument)>Godfrey stops (before fully invading Caelid), loses his grace (Smoldering church sword monument)>Radagon leads the second liurnia war, marries renalla>Carian children are born (I think Ranni met relanna)>The Inquisition, a sort of political police forms, led by Rykard >By this point leyndell society has developped court intrigues I think, and Morgott might have already watched/ participated in Leyndell politics (he was familiar with the court name of the monarchy)>small carian force under Relanna join the crusade against the hornsent >Mesmer's crusade is banished (ringed hands seem to suggest the carian forces contained inquisition forces)(1/?)
>>562003082 (Cont)>Night of the black knives, BKA conspire with Ranni against (or obeying) Marika>The shattering>The First Defense of Leyndell against unknown forces and Godefroy, a betrayal (maybe Rykard?)>By this point warfare has evoled into siege tower, partial plated armors, trebuchets and a regular soldier vs footsoldier distinction.>Godrick may have not been implicated in this plot, since he had to flee in a very shitty plot>Second defense of Leyndell, morgott wipes Radhan's army and "heros", suggesting that individual fighters are still very much relevant, but that heroes didn't die very quickly by this time>Morgott assumes a proeminent place in Leyndell's politic>Morgott launches the assault on Volcano Manor>No victory, the fights drags onAnd before or after that assault>Malenia's forces pass unopposed through LeyndellElements I can't place:>The Giant wars>Godfrey's exile>Start of Mesmer's crusade>Radagon leaves Relanna for Marika>Godwin's war against the dragons>The evolution of gargoyles and Maliketh's forces(2/2)
>>562003082>help me out?We don't know timeline of events is left vague outside of a few pieces. From the rest of your post you have a decent idea, just keep writing what you think happened.Keep in mind an Age is typically 1000 years but Marika extended hers by sealed Destined Death and the Shattering lasted 5000 years
>>562001764Nice but she needs to work on her legs they need to be perfect
>>562003379Thanks for the feedback I might have to guess a few, in which case I'll try to stick to what gives the closest result tk irl history.>Keep in mind an Age is typically 1000 years but Marika extended hers by sealed Destined Death and the Shattering lasted 5000 yearsWhere did you get these numbers? It's kinda weird to think hornsent civilisation has been arrested for tens of thousands of years
>>562003082>loses his grace (Smoldering church sword monument)that is more likely to have happened at the third church of Marika as this is where Melina cites Marika with "My Lord, and thy warriors. I divest each of thee of thy grace."the thing with Godfrey's conquest is that it happened when the lands between had a different geography as the land of shadows wasn't veiled yet or Farum Azula didn't get sent into the skyGodfrey never went to Liurna which is why the Liurnan wars are considered apart
1/3just saw the maintenance notice for tomorrow 11:00-12:00
https://x.com/ELDENRING/status/2038632642061512800there's an actual patch coming wtf, I thought the game was done for
>>561999893The answer is a hard no>>562000132True>>562003379Which is still an absolutely regarded time scale if you have even the slightest understanding of history
>>562004643>>562003082You guys are like christians discussing bible verses and instead of saying Matthew 6:7 you link item names, pretty funny.
erg is finished
>>562003379the 5000 years is still a dumbass conjecture that GRRM came up with on the spot for interview answers, his word does not count as a source
>>561999269good webm
>>562004898Good bait retard-kun
>>562003379>>5620068105000 years is not literal, stop being autisticit's like the 10000 years expression in asia
Today I will play something that isn’t souls, but I will pretend it is
Farum crumbling azula is the worst souls ecosystem designed so it’s ok
>>562007287Wish he wouldn’t steal my stone keys
Does practicimo actually steal keys? I think I noticed it too. I'm pretty sure one time I pinged a gaol after seeing him pick up a key and he just stood there while we were at the gaol.
>>562007182that's what I'm saying
>>562007642worish slandering by the manchild
>>562004643Were there two wars in mountaintops. or was the conquest of more part of the same campaign as the giant's slaying.If it's all the same campaign, I can't understandI can't understand why the smouldering church tries to put the war's end there.
>>562007870He rushes the chest ignoring the first poi and hoovers everything then drops the keys in random places
>>562008167>>562007642>>562007480based, someone else got tired of shifty's selfish antics
>>562008167when I'm called cute in real life I can know it's a real compliment for me as a person because I don't watch any movies or tv shows so I know I'm not emulating cringy cartoon pictures like t-whorish I just want you to know that ok?
>>562008427no one calls you cute you disgusting fat troon
>>562007182>10000 years expression in asiaThe what>>562008427Weird post
>>562007983it ends the campaign there because it is a distant, remote location from the vantage point of the seat of the Golden Order, and put simply Godfrey lost grace at the third church after running out of worthy enemies and without enemies Marika believed he had no purpose and took his and his armies' grace away, his army attempts to continue without grace and he reaches the Caelid wilderness and realized no great battles await him any longer and there is no point without grace, the sword monument's choice of location feels like it's saying "there was no point even stepping into Caelid, if without grace", so it had to end there and not at the third church to prove that they tried to continue after being divested of it
>>562007642>>562008167My respect for Practice just grew even more, and I thought it couldn't get higher after he grief trash.
>>562008801https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4YYiJ9N4T8
>>562008542factually wrong bc I just had my face caressed, he called me his cute sweet baby while making eye contact and then he just laughed when I asked if I'm fat because obviously it's ridiculous for an underweight person to say
>fat
>>562008873So the siege of castle morn is before caelid? (the lone hero seems like he could be a "worthy opponent". And how long did you feel the campaign lasted, was godfrey's exile early into the GO?
>>562009327i wish that were me. men are USELESS
they used recluse as bait for worm
GG birds.Though, it was a stressful run. I'm not sure why you guys went through troll castle backwards. It made everything way more difficult than need be.I should have dodged the boss in the first place. Balancers comes up too much, and they're too stressful.
gg worm, the B-team does it againhardest part of the game was the invader fort kek, for a moment I thought this was gonna be another demon princes wipe
>>562009517Yeah, the invader for was something else.I'm not even sure how I died the first time, I thought I was safe in the tunnel. But if I had to guess, the crystalian curved one of his chakrams in there.
>>562009515you can do the troll I jumped onto from the spirit tree safely without alerting the other if you come from outside, it was ok>>562009510kek sorry, your LLTBT wasn't as strong as ours so it didn't work, you could've waited for us at the dup mausoleum
>>562009365it's implied that he fought the hero of morne before the end of his campaign, that is why it's called the "end" of his campaign, which can be typically understood to mean that such other things came "before the end" of his campaigneven though there is no real source for the scale of the eras and time passed, it would be safe to assume that the first Elden Lord's reign wasn't a very short one, presumably his marriage to Marika happened early in the GO but his campaign could have lasted an age, as a total assumption I like to imagine that conquering the mountaintops by itself took so long, it could not have been a short term endeavour by any scaleI have fantasized about wandering the game map with someone that has a learned interest in archaeology, who could make reasonable educated guesses at the timeframe and age of different architectures and with that piece together a slightly more accurate rough timeline of the history, I realize there are hours and hours of lore videos on youtube of people making exactly those kinds of guesses but I don't really watch those ever
>>562009891>>562009510I didn't know who had what on. All I knew is I had a less likely on, so I was set. For worm phase, I just try to spread out, so we all don't wipe so a single slither. That's my only real strategy. Spread out and pray.
>>562009891its ok nw i thought purple lltb would not make much of a difference but it did
>>562009173revolting, i am repulsed
>>561995434Why doesn't sludge get files deleted like trish when he's basically avatarfagging too
>>562010321>>562010173also I was fishing for shield crash with dormant greatshields and I didn't find any single shield whatsoever let alone the AoW, truly cursed
>>562010560We love sludge she’s /our/ girl
>>562008801https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_thousand_years
>>562002890Is saying trish is rude a psy op? When he posts all I see is "uwu thanks for carrying me"
>>562010843japkek will never escape larping as the Han bvll
>>562009517>b-teamA bit generous, C-team is more accurate.
>>562010560Can you stop fighting and just focus on the game discussion? Yikes.
>>562011173It's true tho
>>562010391he knows how much I love nightreign and when there's a new patch he has always messaged me from work in the morning so I wake up to texts that said stuff like Look they buffed your claws and Look they buffed your summons, because in his eyes Revenant is me and only me because she looks just like me and is short like me and I really like playing her and I play necromancers in my rpgs so he instantly knew which one I'd play before the game even came out
>>562007642uoh
>>562011249worst posts here by far you sound like a crazy cat lady
>get out of crater>triple rings of lights drops from that mother type enemy >>562010560Is posting fanart avatarfagging? I’ve seen people use my crops. So I thought they were ok desu. The only off topic stuff I post is my robot wife occasionally
>>562011147with the current playerbase I don't think sotierflation
>>562011446>posts the same picuture 812348181 times>le fanartBro yeah right
>>562011552Fewer players means the opposite of that.
>>562004643Is the missing land that godfrey walked on farum or shadowland>>562009982In your proposed path morne is reached after Caelid's wasteland
>>562011359I'm happy to balancer it out for you, these replies only make me more powerful
>>562002816>Trish literally threw games. He’s the worst one out of the threeI threw 1 game because practice deserved it for griefing me, fuck you.I've been good and I've let go and haven't done it again.
>>562011630wdym tiers are meant to be filled from top to bottom, if you have less players they place higher
>>562011147Against ED Balancers, I have 4 losses and 8 wins in results history. Meaning I only have a 66.666% win rate against ED Balancers. How many people have better win rates against them? I'm genuinely curious. Let's compare and see where we fall on the tier list.
>>562011668shadowland but that is also where farum may have been originally located as well>>562011668they walked back from weeping peninsula just like the player tarnished since going back where you came from is the only way forwards there, the fourth church of marika in weeping peninsula is probably from the Radagon era since it uniquely shares the region with a church to him within crawling distance
>>562011764whatbalancer it out whatSpeak english you silly bitch
>>562011261Why do you guys keep saying uoh?
>>562011872>I only raped 1 person and never did it again since! I'm a good boy!
>>562012080>I can't read
>>562011582So this is what it’s feels like to win and keep winning
>>562012209I'd say you are winning for not having a legion of indians mass reporting you yes
>>562011968Won 4 lost 1Didn’t even make it to them on the loss though
>>562012056they need correction
>>562011942>if you have less players, they place higherHow? This is the opposite of inflation, it's a pool becoming more strict and the tiers/gaps widening. It means less mids filling the ranks and bad players that left, meaning the competition is more strict, so to speak. Inflation would be more mid and bad players inflating a hypothetical list. >>562011968creasyjeet you are one of the best worst players on the pw if that answers your question.
>>562012019you're gonna have to figure that one out on your own, it's like my little gift to you and like a little quest, I'm so generous that you can even try again and be more grateful with your next reply so don't squander your second chance this time ok?
>>562012056it's how obese reddit pedophiles signal to each other that they are pedophiles.
>>562012616Get a job slut you sound bored
>>562012327I dunno what that means but you continue to want to talk about Indians which I have no particular interest in
>>562012056it's a sound that greasy pedophiles make
>>562012734Don't make me do the thing again sludge, pipe down
>>562012723Im not unemployed I wfh but I need to do 20 things at the same time or my brain screams at me
>>562012483same as me sludgecuriously enough only 1 of the 4 wins featured a pw player that is considered good (Practice)you guys dodge them too much and I can't get good at the night bosses
>>562013058In the last 100 games I've had 15 balancers, 7 were ED and won them allCurious how your "good" player griefed me
>Watch /dsg/'s idol jee9>An entire hour of the stream has been dedicated to inventory autism How the hell do you guys watch this crap
>>562013721Watching jee play pvp at this point is creepy, he only does it to pay his rent while sounding miserable asf and having a melty every loss
>>562013721
>>562013583that's to be expected since their rate is around 16%having only 9 in total (5 normal 4 ED) is not and means that you fucks should stop dodging
I've got a possibly interesting points. The Dectus elevators seems to showcase an earlier form of the tree sentinels, and does not contain any icons referencing the golden order, only Erdtree worship. I'm seeing two main options:a)The elevator precede the Golden Order's creation, dating from the first period of Marika's reignb)The tree sentinel order was relatively independent from the GO and the lift was built after the alliance with cariaWhile option a) provides a possible explanation for godfrey fighting through Liurna, b) would fit with the Tree sentinel being closer to keeper of the peace, protectors above all that adapt mainly to new threats
>>562013721Martyrsbrigade99, old saint riot, zullie, and nyff are old dsgNu dsg is jeenine and amira before becoming trans
>>562013721no waylink it NQVV!
>>562013583
what's a funny name i can have in Nightreign?
>>562014250>you fucks should stop dodgingExcuse me? Literally the only one that dodges is pracshit
>>562014367Practice would never…
>>562014367I dont care, its not like I had a 64 winstreak... if I had it I would've tried... but alas...
you in the mood for a fc today?
>>562014367>>562014628THE RAPED
>>562012483>>562013058Huh, subtracting the game that I didn't actually reach the Balancers, I have 2 losses and 8 wins. So my win rate against the boss itself, is actually 80%>>562012573>creasyjeet you are one of the best worst players on the pw if that answers your question.It doesn't. I like measuring things. So I want to see numbers. Not just trading personal interpretations of each other.But your phrasing makes it sound like I'm not the worst, so that's nice to hear.
>>5620143933 bar doll
>do nothing>win
>>562014710Out of the current roster you are easily the worst but at least belan is nice
>>562013721>>562013839Only the singular dsgtroon is brain dead enough to tune into that crap albeit>>562012056Lurk more
I need a bf
>>562014710I meant to say "one of the worst" my bad.
>>562014710don't worry, you are only behind someone who 6 bar to Fulgawd
>>562014367OH NO NO PFFFTTTHAHAHAHAHA
>>562014749more like>grief>win
>>562014393papsmear
>>562014856Being a dwarf amongst giants isn't so bad either.Hey, I'm nice too.
I might've 6 bar to fulgawd but at least I have a 64 winstreak (could be more but some f*g griefed me)
Zorban lost to fulgawd too. Horse is like the shitter filter of nightreign
>>562014367please understand, xhe can't win without picking duchess double balancer relics.
>>562015241What are /erg/'s current streaks? Post 'em
>le pracfraud to me
>>562014629I q any time
>>562015263At least I've never jobbed to sh*pe of night
>>562015263Fulgroid and Adel are only hard when there's some laggy shit going on, then it becomes D6
>>562015539I guess it is just the two of us tonight
>>562015394*crickets*
practice can't stop winningall it takes is one mention of him and trish spergs out
How can /erg/ carry such insane shitters
>>562015852It's a touchy subject. How would you feel if somebody griefed the streak you don't have? It's been hard to find motivation to lock in again.>>56201587464 wins in a row means I was doing SOMETHING right at least. Don't be disingenuous. Or everybody would have a 64 winstreak?
>>5620156243 barring to ED Fulghor before transforming is in the same ballpark desu
>>562016157I've been depressed. What's the point of trying to win when my streak got griefed
people have lost streaks to servers but you don't see anyone melting down about it every thread
>>562014367This is what 2k+ games looks like
>>562011005Even though the japs have been the BVLLS for the past few centuries>>562011582It’s definitely not that much>>562012080That seems like a very extreme analogy
>>562016301I've lost streaks legtiimately and to servers and you didn't see me complain about it either. Getting griefed is fucked up
>>562016043You duo’d most of it so most of your games you knew it wouldn’t be you and two serial floor huggers. In fact you were the only one who would typically be a risk. Plus you coordinated for your ult boost which is something people doing streaks didn’t have the benefit of. No one feels bad for you because it’s a fake streak
>>562016043Hacked into your webcam while you were crying sorry
>>562015394101I'd like to get it higher but I've been taking a break from NR
>all the threadshitters woke up at the same timeGrimThere goes the peace and quiet
>>562016546>it doesn't count if X and Y bla bla blaYeah typical souls shitter
>>562015394>>562015843What do you mean by "current streaks"? Current highest?
>>562016626rannillions will shit on the shitter couple bu only one fag will join the fc
>>562016738Like right now>>562016581Shifty... good thing u
>>562016427>>562016043You killed my 26 streak, but I don't whine about it every thread.
what triggered trish this time
>>562016841who cares retard
>>562016860Well I'm sorry at least I didn't grief it right?
>>562002696I don't agree with that
>>562016841>Like right nowRight now, I'm on a humble 8 game win. My last loss was against ED Libra. And today, I got carried through ED Libra while 3 barring. So honestly, I don't deserve the streak. But maybe if I continue to win, then perhaps one day, I can be worthy of it.
Who is the best erg player and least egotistical. Or are all of you bpdemons
Never forget the 6400000 win streak goy
>>562017182I'd say I'm pretty agreeable if you're on my good side
>>562011249absolutely…wretched
>>562017182terrterr>>562017302this is terr btw
>>562017182I like cc, shifty and gremlin
>>562017274kek
>who is the [insert annoying bait here] and [irrelevant 2nd thing here]
>>562017056You did grief. You said you avoided picking me up from a 1 bar, because you were upset about some things I said in the thread. So yeah, it was actual griefing. Attempting to get revenge against your own teammate, putting the team in greater danger. And you didn't have the skill to back it up. Not that it matters if you won or lost. It was griefiing either way.
>>562016626>terrjeet>trishtinx>pracjeetyup, gangs all here!
>>562017436daring today aren't we chaser anon
>>562017454ok ranjeesh stop being jealous
>>562017462Shut up you ragequit from a run where we had to drag you trough Bears and we barely didn't die
>>562017056Are you sure?
>>562017417He asked best (he's not even top 3), and he has an ego problem. Try again.>>562017436>cccocky for no reason>shiftytalks shit and is cocky in twich chats>gremblocks people for no reason, don't know much else, but they always seemed mid skill-wise
>>562017542You were griefing that game too. After I told you I found your pinging overwhelming, you deliberately pinged more, in order to get under my skin. Leaving is the only reasonable response to griefers.
>>562017760>Pings 5 timesomg literally satan
>>562017462tbf she almost soloed caligo from like half hp with the shittiest recluse build
>>562017587KEKAROooo
>trough
K E K A R O O R O O R O O A R O ODuskbloods when
>>562017182Stay on my good side, and we get on like a house on fire, but sometimes I feel I don't get the recognition I deserve, so it may come across as egotistical when I'm not.
>>562017862You didn't only ping 5 times. Stop rewriting history. Well, you probably aren't even Trish, because you're not avatar fagging. You're probably just one of her stream viewers and threadshitters.>>562018023Don't care. She wanted to get a petty revenge by beating the boss while I kissed the floor, and that's a form of griefing.Now she whines every thread about Practice, like she isn't guilty of similar deeds. Honestly, Trish exhibits narcissistic traits. But I don't want to get all armchair psychologist over here. That's just my layman's appraisal of her behavior.
>>562018432You're right it was more like 3 pings between the castle and the lake which made you melty hard
>>562018023>she
>>562018432>exhibits narcissistic traitsthis has been obvious since day 1 only 4chan narcissists make multi-reply posts all day, posts amounting to less than garbage
>>562018516And then what happened after I had my "melty".
Is glintstone really the crystallized jizz of the greater will
>>562018589Threadshitter carefully edited around all the pinging at the start and end of the boss fight.
>>562018647If anything you deserved it, you're a nitpicking prick who talks shit after every run even if you won or lost
>>562018787he's pinging and I don't like it waa waa waa I'm gonna rage quit now
>>562017182Probably shifty, hes always on a chungus build but is still capable of carrying his own weight most of the time unlike the current regular chungusians
its been a week since i last checked the thread, how are we still having the exact same arguments
>>562018942>0 dps fists duchess>carrying
>>562018780LOL source? my understand was it was just fungus like living space rocks that come from space
>>562018808Ah, see. This is the narcissism I'm talking about. Every bad thing you do to others, is deserved. Everything bad done to you, is deserving of the utmost pity, and everyone needs to hear about how you were wronged every thread.>>562018902Well yeah. I didn't like it. If they only pinged those 5 times, I would have been annoyed, but I would have kept playing to the end. However, they just had to ping more, deliberately trying to get on my nerves. What sane person would just sit there and take that? A cuck maybe.
>>562019120carrying his own weight as in not 3barring, not the run
>>562018942>shifty>not egotisticalTry again
>>562019291Honestly they do so little damage that they jeopardize the run
trish vs creasy
>>562019394i don't like running with him too but he can carry himself
>>562019316She's cute tho
>>562019619It's a man with a snarky attitute actually
>>562019316some people here play like shit+run retarded builds and still had nerve to complain about unimportant things on a winning run, i never see him does that
>>562019394you haven't seen zdps till you played with no relics wyldjeet and guardcounter birds
>>562019747>him does thatNice saar post. What has that got to do with having an ego? Shiftytroon will insist on xher routing despite it being dogshit and will act all cocky in Twitch chat, as I said.
>>562019705Nope.
>>562019705No he's a man who is simping hard for an indog vtumor
>>562020131i think he can comply if you outvote him>twitch chatlol
>>562015806I may not be very good at pvp but it makes me happy to help make those fcs happen still and hopefully an upcoming patch brings back a couple folks who could also be interested in joining!
>>562017182I don't think I'm very skilled but I am very very relaxed
>>562020667Nope
>dead thread when we're not bullying trashlike clockwork
>>562021421one day we it will be fc posting and all will be well and even swell
>>562018942>chungus build>duchess
>>562021794Sorry anon, the thread only cares about simping for trannies
1/3>2 wylder randos>had to sit through 3 blizzards on ED Caligo
>>562021869fist duchess is pretty chungus, also there was a time when he ran zdps and mage rev
>>562022037mage rev wasn't zdps, it was more damage than most melee builds before the DLC
>>562022037>>562021869>>562018942What does the word "chungus" mean in this situation? I don't speak zoomzoom
>>562022037Fist duchess is just the ideal respec for max hp duchess since it maximises your survival since you can get negations up easily and cause more staggers
>>562022135By zdps rev i meant a generalist rev build. I don't exaclty remember what he ran, i think it was just incant up and affinity up stacking. He ran mage rev post dlc with me>>562022175Quirky off meta stuff basically
>>562021985not always! we had two fcs recently!
Will q for 5 more mins
>>562022328Yeah it's ideal but if i see someone picked duchess i would expect them to do damage
>>562019101Brother, this has all the thread has looked like for the last 3 months >>562021794Wrong>>562022175Ironic since it’s actually a milennitroon meme
>>562016626>dead thread with 2 post every hour>muh peace and quietthis is such a cope
>>562020296>>562020867>this desperatelol obese simp get a grip
>>562003082It's a bit different from what you're talking about, but if you're interested in lore I want your opinion: I made a quick attempt to frame everything in relation ideologically/conceptually. I posted on /v/ but it goes too fast to get traction. What do you make of this?
>>562024010being such a pessimist is so bad for your health and for your soul anon so please smile, the fcs are a fun time!
>>562024689can you catbox a high res of your image for me? I want to put it up on my fridge or wall
>>562024845This is the best I've got.https://files.catbox.moe/wv6u10.png
The South American might've beaten me at PvP while using every glitch known to man, but I can walk safely at night so I win regardless.
>>562024148>thread shitter doesn’t like it when people call xher outTale as old as time
>>562024696this anon deserves a happy life
>>562025182Where do you live?
>>562025626West hollywood
>>562025626Somewhere I can safely walk at night.
>>562025697Gay pedophile
>>562024696>toxic positivity in 2025+1Cringe
I'm starting to get a bald spot at the back of my head its so fucking over
gg
>>562027167gg my strong DPS queens
1/3Back at 30 and a rando send me a friend request for my flail recluse. Good times
This is how some /erg/ers want you to discuss the game.
tinpo and trish are still duoing???
>>562027243>>562027410Sissies!
>>562027410me unironically
>>562027549it become a trio of faggots now
>>562027669trio-queue streaking is probably as disingenuous as resetting yourself to D1 over and over
>>562027549no thats boxy
>>562026006it genuinely makes me so sad to think of you and all those like you for whom life has made you reject an opportunity to smile with accusations of harm, I have nothing but nice intentions for you and smiling can only be good for your body and soul
>>562027669They’re actually trio queuing? Why bother posting their victory screens at that point
>>562027885This is anonymous you ain't virtue-signalling shit here, go cloutfarm on twitter or reddit or something, dumb newfoid.
>>562027231cringe
>>562027996>>562027669>>562027549can we have one thread without the same drama everytime please, you guys are like a broken record baka!
>>562026372are you over or under 30? eat less processed foods and round out your vitamins better, if you want to go the extra step get some basic bloodwork done to see what nutrients you may be predisposed to being more deficient in and sort out a vitamin and supplement regimen accordingly and your skin and hair will thank you, also consider if your shampoo brand is too abrasive
>>562028120>genetics
>>562028016precisely because it's an anonymous platform you should recognise that my sentiment to you is sincere and does not feed into any ego of mine because I don't avatarpost
Even doe I post anime reaction images its not "avatarfag"
>>562027996They're actually quadruple queueing now?No theyre quintuple queueing
>>562028205well yeah if you're under 30 then the cause is definitely genetics but you can still slow it down or rather prevent yourself from speeding it up
>>562017587>>562016558kek based>>562014749i fvcking kneel to practGOD honestly, he made trash seethe so hard xhe went on an alt account to specifically look for and grief an erg game with practice in it. doesn't even post here either what a chad
>>562029179same post tomorrow?
>>562029179Got his ass here and made him seethe well done
>>562029615same trish tomorrow? if so then yes
trashtinx xisters....the narrative....
>>562029179bruh the streak... its ok im almost over it ive had fun today
>>562029890Bangladesh won btw
I can't quite explain why but I'm almost 100% sure this artist hasn't played one second of nightreign
>>562030556anon that's so many online video game artists sadly it's easy attention
>>561996297Been thinking about you, /erg/
>>562031001happy memories?
>>562027996>>562027669>>562027549NTA but get a life
Kept Sebastian alive. Also I’ve never seen a condemned fall to death from a 1cm drop
>>562031409will you please be my girlfriend
>>562027996if you check the ggs screenshots you can tell its only them playing so why bother
>>562031484m*sh is so pathetic...
>>562031409Sludge so slutty latey
its funny watching people trio queue d5 and they're comming like they're in the fucking Worlds grand finals stage or something meanwhile a ragtag team of /erg/ C tiers usually gets by fine without comms
>>562032129True difficulty lies in d4 randoms but no one wants to admit that
>>562032548D4 is bizarrely easy with double balancers running rampant and being able to survive a surprising amount of damage. Like the buffs from D4 to 5 just kinda work
>updated AMDrivers recently>recent clips are all fucked up and overly bright now...
>>562031484Creepy
You guys know if you just ask nicely trish and tinpo will let you queue with them right?
>>562032724>>562032548I didn't notice much of a jump in difficulty between D4 and D5 compared to D3 to D4
>>562032979nice try but we won't unblock you, trash
>>562032894He's so cool...
>>562033250I'm not trish. Just your normal every day /erg/'er
>>562032980>>562032724And what if you DON'T get the desired weapon because the run was shit thanks to your useless teammates? What're you gonna do then, solo artorias from half hp with nothing but dynasty finesse? Didn't think so
>>562033650With 3 cute girls running balancescytheslop one person will have it. and if you have double balancers there are just tons of weapons with spammable L2's. And at worse its 10% melee damage + invaders. Just game like you've never gamed before.
>>562033758creepy...
>>562033758But this is with randoms, you'll get retarded chink birds
>>562033892message them and tell them wo shi wai guo ren, wo shihuan mifan. they'll start co operating with you
>>562033758Hey RETARDED latinx, d4 randoms don't know about halo scythe. They are clueless and will make dumb decisions that will tank the run to the point you can't even get a good AOW. But you wouldn't know that because you're a STUPID FAGGOT. You only play with /erg/. MORON. NUMBNUTS. DUMBASS. SWARTHOID. RAPE VICTIM.
>>562034120That means "Hi, I'm rapeman and I'm gonna rape your mom niggardly tonight."
>>562034340I'm not trish and you didn't read my post. I don't even know what you want me to agree to at this point. that randos can be shitty? yeah sure
>>562033650you can just start with flaming strike and that's good enough for D4
>>562034798what if you dont have invaders+strike doeverbeitntly
Nuking bosses with comet azur and night comet is so entertaining I can’t go back to melee
>>562034965cut a balancer or invaders if you're that desperate the idea of not finding a single half usable weapon in day 1 is bullshit since the shop exists.
>>562035061Buffstack with RKR desu!
the shop can have useless garbo that's only good for passives
if you post something and someone calls you trish i would revaluate your posting style
>>562035472Ok trish
show me a shop that doesn't have a single useful weapon
>>562035530Will do next time I come across it, bud.
>>562035530Why did they remove flaming strike zwei
>>562035472i make sure to insult trash in any post that he might make himself
>>562027885>>562028279you seem bothered
>>562035137>find nothing good day 1>best thing shop sells is thunderbolt>night boss is death knights
>>562035518
>>562035530>Lighting ram>Flame of redmane>Golden ground pound
>>562032979It's okay anon the people trolling are just the loud minority as always. Fun adventures with this anon!
>>562030556You’re describing at least 90 percent of Shartreign content creators. Very few people actually spent money on this shit.>>562034523The Chinese are sadly not based enough to have such a sentence in their language.
>>562035840please someone fuck xher for the greater good I'm begging all of you
>>562035734thunderbolt is on a pair of fists which are the best weapon type in the gamealso comes with free crit damage which is good for DKs
Personally I love Trish. If someone were to call me Trish, I would take it as a compliment of the utmost highest order. Everyone should get together and love the /erg/ poster known as Trish.
>>562035734it hardly matters, the only thing they dont resist is holystandard, strike, slash, magic and lightning is 40% lmao
>>562036051Thank you thank you anon sama!
>>562036051ergreeks will fall for this
>>562035530The one with the fucking holy sword and blame flame seal and spiky shield. I fucking hate that one
>>562036051You’re going to give the Trish obsessed schizo conniptions with this kind of talk be careful please
>>562032894>AMDsaardeserved
>>562038425Everything is Indian to you people
>>562038462erg is indian aryanjeet general dumb newfig
>>562036051trish makes me cum
>>562038989Why?
Is stars of ruin still good in elden ring or no?
send xher to the ergulags
>>562039130Yeah! But I think night comet might be better as a do damage pewpew button
>>562039130Build?
I'm bored of nightreign. How can you still have fun having to fight base adel for the 300th time?
>>562040469Honestly looks really tacky and stupid. This is official merch?
>>562040469What does the sword button do
>>562040769Thats a plus sign +
>>562040539I played base game everyday for 2 years.You merely adopted the autism, I was born in it, molded by it
>>562040893Elden ring? You probably did pvp
>>562036051Newfaggot here. Does Trish stream or how are you all playing with them
>>562040950Both things. Nightreign is better than PvP for me because it has a similar feel mechanically but it's not a bad netcode gank fuckfest like base game
>>562040713uoh
>>562040893twin same
>>562040469that looks awful, tasteful merch should have a subtle themeslapping words all over it is so tacky
Ergyogurts
making ergyogurts at ergreece
>>562041521All the Elden Ring official merch is horribly tacky, it feels designed to be insulting on purpose, I find it funny and thematically appropriate since Elden Ring is a comedy game
>>562038664It may be Indian right now but soon Bangladesh will take over.
>>562036051this tbqh
>>562043923even doe pakistan already won
For me? It's Burma.
Favorite ergies to goon with?
>>562036051This but with terr
>>562045226trish
>>562045643so. much this
This thread is so fucking gay
>>562045807>thread shitter complaining without adding any substance to the thread themselves kino and a tale as old as time
don't look at me I'm playing elden ring coop
>>562045968That's just the terrtroon being cranky as usual ignore xhim
>>562045226never goon is what I say
werthy tarnished…
last 10 posts were made by 2 people at most
>>562040179Just pure int>>562039316True night comet is pretty busted. Shard spiral too for big guys. I’ll give Stars of Ruin another shot just because it looks cool— Star Shower is also quite good
Has anyone here deranked to D0 and climbed all the way to 9999 again? Kinda bored of D5 and I'm starting to see a lot of the same people over and over again
>>562045226the >fat posters
>>562045807Whats wrong with being gay?
there was an anon here that talked about weapon arts with good dodging manoeuvres and about choosing dynast's finesse over bloodhound's, today i tried and have been really enjoying the phantom slash, which if you unlock targeting after starting the attack you can then aim behind you or sideways and build some distance when your opponent expects you to close in, and then even the follow up to the attack can have a little longer of a window to ready up and release once the opponent does close in, getting hit by my phantom even if i myself got staggered, it's good and fun!
>>562046930I hate you I hope you die
>>562046930next time just post a webm instead of blogging about it
>>562047063i don't know how to make webms and being that it was on console it's a lot more effort than just describing it, and so now maybe someone here learns about it and tries it and has a nice time as a result who knows!
>>562047042did i do something wrong to you? we can talk about it, and i care about you as a human being anon and it's bad to retain bitterness and so i would like to make it right for you!
>>562046930>>562047262>>562047439let's duel
i know the game is happy with me today because i found the blue festive hood in under 5 minutes of grinding on this playthrough
fc
>>562047439You can make it right by killing yourself
>>562047262thats fair
>>562038664>>562043923>>562044332lovely dee ess jeet immigrant conversation
>>562047562i can pretty much guarantee you will beat me practically every time so if that's unfun i don't wanna waste your time but it's not unfun for me!
>>562047750would you explain to me why that would be a solution for you please? i don't think i understand the issue
>>562045714>>562045643>>562036051>>562037291>>562042990>>562045643>>562046425Hit the nail quite correctly on the head nicely done
>>562048263it won't be a waste of time THOUGH
>>562048445You tell em doxxed bronybro.
test
>>562048796gay
>>562048843that's levi xhe is just pretending to like ranni the bitch
oh hey the ban that the local troon totally didn't gave me finally liftedanywaysWHY DID YOU DO IT SELLENWE COULD HAVE BEEN PUPIL AND MASTER FOREVER AND EVER.
>>562049005why did you get banned levi?
>>562048480join the fcs then!
>>562035061You have to have a very high IQ to uinderstand the complexity of spellcasting. meleetards could never understand
>>562049065posted my face or half of it at least
>>562049072even doe I joined the last two fcs we had
>>562049208Who cares?
>>562049417xhe probably cares
>>562049208oh nice then you probably already beat me many times lol i hardly got eliminations most rounds i think but i still had a lot of fun fighting everyone there!
>playing with the trooncord Kek.
>>562049190jannies got jelly because you're whiter than xhem
1/2
>>562050167i did thought about it and found it pretty weird. for it happened too fast. Sure, reasonably, the janny could have been called beforehand for something else and simply did a ban wave on the spot, for many posts including mine got deleted "for being off topic"however, due to how deliberately they left the avatar posting untouched, it do made me suspect some local troon here is either a janny or its in contact with them.or maybe im just a schizo, who knows.Anyways, current stats.
>>562050889>imageI think you're the troon here buddy.
>>562050957my char may be a femboy, because i like femboy on girl action
>>562050889omg levi is really pretty
>>562050889i find it totally believable that a jannie who is also a fan of any one fromsoft game would abuse their position of authority to subtly police half abandoned generals as they please, i'm sure it's something that regularly happens here and in many other threads all around as just a fact of life but funposting lives on
>>562048568 (me)Oopsie meant for >>562045968
>>562049190>>562049005>>562050889Stop posting this ugly Jewish OC please it looks like P if he was ugly and not a hot twink
>>562051495>terrtroon melty this early cinema
>>562050889make his hair red
>>562045296No one says this in good faith however
>>562038425>njudea shillGood goyim
>>562040713>tranny pedo thinks they have taste keeeek
>>562051661I still dont understand why everybody says its jewish just because the fucking name
Why are the strongest enemies in ER just the random animals? From rats to dogs to the birds. TO THE BEARS. No humanoid enemy comes close
>>562052874none of those are the strongest and a revenant alone for example would cause you a lot more trouble than any of those examples unless you have a healing spell to cheese having to fight it properly
Like the hugest orgasm ever.
>>562053675creepy and wet
>>562052874Those shrimps are brutal too
>>562053698BANG!
I'm gonna queue desu
god I fucking hate recluses
Also funny seeing my health bar slowly increase throughout my playthrough.
whens maintenance?
>>562051750 (me)Damn I’m a bit on the brown and retarded side this was meant to be addressed to >>562038664
>AliceKasuky started botting to get partnerShame, time to move onto another nightreign vtuber
#evilmagicbitches
>>5620539433 hours 40 minutes
Seems like the queue is dead desu desu desu
>>562054123
>>562036051Said everyone ever! >>562052031He knows, he just likes being a tool.
Did they not playtest halo scythe?
I laser so many bosses, it's insane. I'm addicted to it.
sigh. come on man
This made me shit myself for a second, really thought I would get instakilled by a trillion reflected golden comets, but they all got stuck in the door.
>>562054018I don’t know what that means
It just doesn't get old.
>>562054537Post steam
>bloodhound knight getting nuked with the mickey spellWhy do so many people wear the antlers on female character? You would think the headbands would be more popular.
For me, it is EnderLilliesFan
This does not work out as well as I hoped it would.
>>562055267don't uoh$350 penalty
>>562040713Good point + triggered the thread shit-terr + uoohh
can this blog posting faggot stop spamming already holy fuck what a retard
>>562052203>>562045296>>562051750you triggered the terr obsessed schizo and made him seethe profusely well done victory is rightfully yours
>>562055526it's on topic
the hornsent cries as he stabs you
>>562055679>hornsent were foreshadowing for the thread pest that is tr*shBravo miyazaki
New fashion acquired... which I won't be using because I like Sellen's crown a lot. Next time I'll do everything in Volcano Manor but Rykard then Ranni's Questline.
>>562050889You are so fat and brown that the janny thought it was NSFW don't blame our avatarGODS
>>562055526I like it + there should be more posts like that + there should be less posts like yours
>>562019394just gonna pitch in here and say yeah, at character select you see duchess and think they will bring the damage and so you choose utility as your pick and now every fight takes 2-5x as longjust like going relicless, it's just plain selfish
>>562055465>>562051495>>562053954>>562048445Nice job making terrtroon’s asshole bleed profusely needless to say victory is yours beyond a reasonable doubt
AU where my character has much lighter skin
>>562046930sex with both of these characters
>>562056040ugliest troon freak I've probably ever seen
well, this was gross
>>562055387ogeyuoh enderlilliesfan
I just played with chinese randos
>>562054018It's suspicious af how every NR streamer suddenly jumps to 110 viewers and stays there. All botted. It's because there's no consquences if you get caught red handed.
>>562056131that's messed up and not right
>>562055181Ancestral follower aesthetic seems to please a lot of people (see ancestral follower fics)
I'll probably go dmgs, but my current weapon lineup is:Lazuli swordClayman's harpoonMeteoric bladeGlintstone krisI might upgrade the Carian knight sword too if I have the stones. Or maybe lordsworn ss or something else. I have a +11 Scythe in my inventory and Rogier's is also a possible choice. For the DLC I'll grab Carian Sorcery Sword and probably respec to optimize for it.
>>562056387i disagree it’s quite right and proper
>>562056282Chinese randos is the new PW since every game with erg is just practice
queue up
>>562056418>Carian Sorcery SwordIt's such a disapointing weapon. The lack of real catalyst weapons was one of my disappointment with sote
>>562056441can you stream yourself explaining this big idea of yours to your nearest maternal figure?
>>562054018Why would you willingly watch xher? That voice makes my ears bleed like no tomorrow
>>562056418I went super basic since I was planning on getting most of my damage out of casting. Just went offhand generalist staff, mainhand broadsword (no infusion just GV)/great knife (cold or bleed, usually just has ass gambit to get through areas)
>friends want to seamless co-slop>take 15 minutes to set up >boot in and play for an hour>they think it's too samey and want to do a randomizer>it takes 3 hours to setup because one of them is a retard >we play for 10 minutes before we realize the time and quit>we only get together to game like once a monththanks for reading my blog
>>562056580Base game is just boring all you do is horse around like a little bitch. Glad Nightreign is out
>>562056580randomizer is pretty boring unless its just bosses. have fun not having any smithing stones. that doesn't found fun with people who don't know the game very well
Elden Ring Reforged.Thoughts? Pros? Cons?
>>562054207>Did they not playtest halo scythe?They nerfed a bunch of popular boss killers from base game onto NR like black flame DPS and ancient dragon lightning, halo scythe went under the radar because it was never that popular which is kinda interesting>>562050889You are like the 5th person who thinks Im a mod because your shitpost got banned and I dont. No idea how the modding works I don't think it's only one person
queue kind of dead? what happened?
>>562056639very trueI'm just annoyed I spent my night larping as pajeet tech support>>562056796I've done a couple of randomizer runs and even with bosses it's aidsbut we're just goofing around and chaindying to a miranda flower + omenkiller in the first cave
>>562056852shit game no content
we blocked each other
>>562056518I think they buffed the magic adjust once so it's like 70% as good as Regal scepter? My issue is that rapiers are boring imo without cool R2 attacks. I wish they introduced multiple catalyst weapons in this game.>>562056562desu most of my damage is from casting too, but I went from Meteor staff to Regal in mainhand so I have so many stones left over and I don't plan on using any other staves in this game. Melee weapons are a bit more interesting with their movesets so I've been spending resources on them even if I don't use them often. >ass gambit to get through areas)Oh I forgot about that.
>>562056852What? You don't wanna play with practice for the 211th time or the third sens alt?
>>562056838pretty typical souls mod. lots of changes for the sake of changes. epic hecking deflects just like my sekiro. and they messed with some boss hitboxes for some reasonI dunno, just look at the feature list and maybe a review, you'll be able to tell if it's for you. seems bloated with lots of dumb mechanics. I'd rather just do another chill ER playthrough than fuck around with mods.
>>562056409Link some examples?
>>562056409>(see ancestral follower fics)Concerning statement.
>>562056908Yeah ass gambit + hidden body makes getting through areas and looting much less of a pain as a caster. Though enemies will still aggro you if you get too close or don't crouchwalk sometimes.
>>562056852uohhhh
crystal torrent being purely superior to comet azur pisses me off
>>562056504naam?
>>562056838Pointless when convergence exists, the superior mod overhaul
>>562057014Is this a NR thing?
>>562057020terr
>>562056852maintenance tonight killing the que.
>>562057187What does have to do with anything the maintenance is in almost 2 hours and only lasts 1The PW is just uninteresting at this point
>>562057112yesthough can apply to base game as well sometimes
>>562056852We should make out and repopulate /erg/
this patch will save the gennie trust the plan goy
>>562057112Any spell based around many smalls hits is much better in nightreign purely because there is no base defense formula killing the damage, there's also the case where several major spells got nerfed going into nightreign and comet azur is one of them.
>>562058320What a dumb whore
patch notes doko
gg adel
baby game
>>562059229:sleeping:
I lost against base dogs in depths 1...I've never been so ashamed...
>>562059229congratz your streak is now invalid
>>562059286name?
>>562059286Mush???
>>562058187i dont even know how the defense formula works. is it a flat defense stat that makes multihits worse?
>>562059459terr
>>562059459>>562059517I was trying out playing scholar but he can't solo the split dog phase with his pathetic dodge...
>>562059210>The #ELDENRING #NIGHTREIGN servers will undergo maintenance on Tuesday, March 31, to deploy Hotfix 1.03.5.>This update brings a bug fix related to performance. Maintenance will begin at 02:00 PDT | 11:00 CEST | 18:00 JST and will last for one hour.>Thank you for your patience, goyim.nothing burger
>>562055986>fat>brownwanna bet im whiter than you, mohammed?
>>562060163I love milfs
>>562060007Did you try your best?
>>562060213Does she counts as a milf if she abandoned her child (who didn't even come out her hole)?
>>562060245yeah, I'll impregnate her again
>>562060163My skin colour is close to this
>hit the DLC>immediately lose all drive to keep playingevery single fucking time
>>562060847good thing you played through most of a whole game at that point
>>562060163Me blacker than this
>>562057730We should let erg die out just like my hecking favorite ds3 ending
>>562061335love u
>more map variations completely randomizes nightbosses for all expeditionsThis is how it should've been. No one wants to fight monkeys and bbh for the millionth a time on a Gladius run.
>>562056852I queue for 10-15 minutes then switch over if I don’t get a pop
>>562061538As long as they don’t add desth knights to other expos
tonight I witnessed a miracle in a domain of sometimes too much light but no sustenance where one survived forgotten and unfed and there too nearby in that domain a new life arose from the dusty dry dirt
>>562056852If you want me to queue up then just saying 1/3 isn't enough because it could be a tinpo trish duo or a halo slop gamer asking and then there's no point in queuing
>>562063009u wot m8
>>562063009Trish and tinpo are trio queuing. No one plays halo slop on the password unless its an unavoidable halo scythe or a backup for a bad setup
>>562063009whats wrong with those players
>>562063170There's one newfie who runs it. I don't think it's worth calling out. Blame ishizaki for not balancing his game properly.
>>562063170>unavoidable halo scythekekI have blocked any anon that uses halo slop unapologetically>>562063274Halo slop isn't fun and I refuse to play with themThe best games are triple melee
>>562063374Well you can just block them and play with practice and creasy
>>562063446I mean I just said I doWhy're you defending halo slop behavior anyway? It's only the remaining erg B teamers that use it because they're desperate to get a win streak. Playing it in depths 5 is like doing a RL1 run but using one-shot trick setups to insta kill bosses instead of playing the game except you're dragging 2 people's runs with you.
new update is up
what the fuck the patch is 10Gb
For me, it's Lion's Claw, Wild Strikes, Blood Tax, Square off, Unsheathe, Sword Dance, Ghostflame Ignition, Spearcall Ritual, Giant Hunt, Gravity Bolt, Spinning Wheel, Storm Blade, Ice Spear, Impaling Thrust, Piercing Fang, Phantom Slash, Rosus's Summons, Rain Of Arrows, Shield Bash and Shield Crash spam.
>only 2mbit's over
Maint over?
>>562064241It's over. Now bend over
>>562064151Why?
>>562064151based
>>562065228Went rando, will be back in 30-40
are we free from trish and tinpo yet?
>>562064137Heolstor ... Ed ...
>>562065991Trish still posts, Tinpo doesn’t play the pw anymore
>>562065991trish is gigablocked after his last meltdown so don't worry
'zuk it up 'err it up 'rish it up 'orban it up 'tice it up
1/3Hard fought 7 second hotdog with randos over
>>562065991Be nice to them. You guys are bullies
>>562067625name? will boot up the game if you're not a sloppa enjoyer
>>562067974Creasy
>>562067974I can use fundamentalist or Godslayer but I will use beast slop of its balancers
since we don't have streamers anymore, I went into youtube looking for voiced nightreign runs and found this gem:https://youtu.be/BrIEU_sWlpQdude's lack of self-awareness is truly astonishing
>>562068584i'll stream voiced nightreign erg runs if they do a big patch (lol)
>>562068584No thanks I'm watching Takeko's disasterkino of a run
>>562068723ywnbj + she doesn't look like that
>>562056852creepy...
>>562068897the image on the screen is all I need, who cares what someone's like in real life?would you want to sign all your posts with a picture of your fat balding self?
No bite, back for another rando game
>>562068897I understand Japanese and I know she's a stinky neet because she plays for 12 hours straight every day and has no life but thats what I like about her.
>>562054537It's always default skin Wylder's starting this shit
>>562069075Don't project the state of yourself, obese simp anon>>562069139She doesn't look like her model thoughbeit, asians will never be blonde anime babes url
>>562056504>>562058320>>562060163>>562061335Cute Wyldwives>>562056852What do you mean what happened? Did you just forget all that’s happened in the last 3 months
>>562056852Anons beat him a while ago. Multiple personas were born and killed.
>Cute Wyldwives
>>562069139don’t post my wife here idiot
>>562069864even doe duchess and wylder look same
>>562069467I agree she looks much better than that!
>>562059459>>562067974Terr
>>562069940terrjeet is obsessed with Wyldgawds and had to AIsloppa that, meanwhile, both he and his character are literally brown
Why does everyone make fun of him at the same time?
>>562060120Grim. It really is well and truly over. Pack it up.
>>562070086>he shitposts >gets collectively stomped and bulliedNot hard to figure out.
Where is the deviljeet x terrjeet yaoi already these two are obsessed with each other
>>562061001Weird Dee ess jeet post
>>562061001this but unironically
>>562070086I think its deviljeet samefagging
>>562069864Trvke strvck in the wyldjeets head
>>562071384proof?
>>562070554They go by creasy and tinpo now
>>562071397>post-defeat samefagembarrassing
>>562071482I concede, you win the highest form of retardation award, I simply cannot compete
1/3Hopefully this time
>>562071482kek you are going to trigger them they are still holding onto those being new anons.
>>562069532>>562069940>>562070030>>562071596>>562071840Go posts that exposed him but go easy on him please you’re going to send him into another fit
>>562072060you tell em bronybro
>>562071482you just bodied those freaks and exposed their gimmick for all to see well done
>>562072215I know.
>>562071384its a combination of devil and DOS, with some ender lillies and remance thrown in between
>>562071384>>562071482>>562071397>>562072060hit the nail quite precisely on the head and dropped a massive trvke nvkie congratulations the spoils of war are now yours to claim
>>562072379>DOShe's got you terrified lol
>>562071816Gone again. 3rd attempt and a 3rd failure
>>562064241>>562064137Who to believe…
>>562072504Yup
>>562072095 (me)Meant for >>562071397
>>562072864tots
Enough about character lustswhich enemy creature would you try to fuck?
>>562072527bro 10 mins erg queue is nothing by today's standards, you need to stay longer
>>562073926Shut the fuck up retard talk about something besides porn
>562072379bluds really just making people up
>>562074182crodie does this all the time when backed into a corner.
>>562074003is there anything besides porn????????
>>562073947Think I’ve waited in total 30 mins+ today
Well 1/3 againAnother thrilling round of halo slopping heolstor to death in 13 seconds from our duchess
>>562072379>It's a combination of all these people>I'm not the problem thoughlol
>>562074397>words typed by the most raped tranny faggot in human history
>>562075287I'll hop on in 2 hours
>>562072379>ender lilliesis done for!
So angels and demons are now canon in Elden Ring?
>>562075287name? might q later
>>562063765Where did I defend halo slop
>>562067974Who keeps asking this for every single person that queues lmao, you dont play the game ngl
>>562076527its a valid question though
>>562076738Why do you keep asking there's only practice, creasy and sludge left playing
sloppa enjoyer here (including the occasional halo) AMA
>>562076527>>562075731terr
>>562076869im not the one asking though
The most retarded bitch in the whole gameYou know shit its bad when no one bothered to lust over "a muscle mommy".
>>562075054>blocked everyone left>Oh nyooo I have to wait so long!!!
>>562077278she looks retarded
>>562077278She would've been better off as a BBW.
>>562077278That’s a good thing. Literal Reddit fetish.>>562074182>>562075350>>562076527Very true. The thread shitter will thread shit nothing more you can do.
>>562077278Miquella picked idiots for the most part. The only one with brains was Anbach and he was only concerned with Mohg than anything lil mike was doing.
>>562077756you're reddit
>>562077297kys
heard talks of a thousand dsg on the way what do we do
stupid bitch always gets staggered after I initiated my ult
>>562078109SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP GO AWAY ANNOYING DICKHEAD HOW ARE YOU STILL AROUND JUST SHUT UP FOR ONCE FUCK
It's insane how much I look like this IRL...
Think I need to concede black flame kinda bad and make a frenzy flame preset. Shame since scouring is really good
uh oh melty
No one asked revtroon
>>562078559From giving broken starting incants over fixing the seal pools bad
>>562078605Trans girls are /erg/ culture
dumb ergiyogi
>>562078109surrender our 'ussies to the jeesaders
>>562069864trvthpost
>>562056942>>562056978It's in the erg writings, a anon from here got really fucking lonely dreaming life with an ancestral follower
holy shit a SEA Was it ever explained why these ones are chill?
>>562079485They are friends with Moore who is friends with you.
>>562079485moore was raised by a specific bug brood, so he brings them along to help leda + friends.
>>562077278I really like her, but she looks really ugly and nepheli is prettier
>>562080034>really uglyso, like your average strong woman
>>562079485Yeah
>>562078231Got his faggot ass>>562078109We fight fire with fire (brown against brown) and send in our own dee ess jeet
>>56207810910 ergods are worth 1000 dsjeets
Bugs accidentally beast slopped>>562080040Finally someone in her good costume
>>562080034>Nigpheli>prettykeeeek
>>562081449I said prettier, not pretty.
Ok loreniggs explain this to me. Say you go with the normal ending, and become Elden Lord. Do Marika revives and becomes the Tarnished wife? Or she remains as just a headless statue, while the Tarnished can do whatever they pleases?
>>562068723wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>562081808Pretty sure Marika is dead and is just a fairly drained battery for Elden Ring. You putting her head back on just continues what came before but probably not for long. I guess it’s like Gywn and the flame but nothing is probably coming to reignite it once it goes out.
>>562081808Do you think the dragon in the shadowlands with the massive hole in its chest would get back up if placidusax won its god's favor again?
>>562081717>poop is better than shit
I hope you can forgive me some day
>>562081290you just blew their south asian asses the fuck out with this massive trvke good job
yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh yuh (yuh yuh)
>Useless burnt cookie I hate this thing so much. The mere existence of this piece of crap.
'zuk it up
>>562079204>>562078897>>562079186stop talking to yourself
>dsjeets get nuked into orbit with massive truth bombs>immediately start ritualposting to copeYou love to see it
>>562078109we beat em all up
the ereggs are imploding keep it up
>>562055679don't steal my fashion or I'll rape you levi
>>562068584>plays quirky chungus but OP builds>hates haloslop>hates gaols>hates wylders>hates teammates pinging random shit>thinks bosses at D5 should always be everdarkI didn't know one of you guys have a YT channel
>fashion>full set minus helmet + wizard hat so it's actually a heckin wholesome mage build
>>562084198>>562084128>>562084248poignant nerve strike posts
>>562084959even doe I use different pieces from different armorsets
>>562084949>autistic dweeb >hating WyldgawdsMany such cases
>2/3oh boy
>>56208614Eternal
>>562085617Out of all the weirdos here you have by the most fragile ego I've ever seen, what's wrong with you. Why do you feel so personally offended and insulted if someone badmouths your favorite character from the asset flip slop videogame
>>562084959Actually every piece my character is wearing is unique.... mainly due to weight ratio.
>>562086945why do you have a 'corde on your left hand that doesn't make any sense levi, it's heavy-infused too
>>562087432its the knife i applied Assassin's Gambit. i thought it would be better to put it on 'corde because then i would get better stab crits, but eh. nowadays i only use it to apply the thing and snipe with spells.
>>562083259can I know what to forgive?
the blocked is queued !
trish 6barring to fulghor.webm
I CAN'T make FACES :)
>>562089637theres no proof that was me, could ve been another trishtina
cant play shit like this, im coughing fucking sand
time to close the thread
>>562088604Me
>>562001764Cute I like the embroidery
>>562083259god's job is to forgive you, my job is to send u to him
there is only 1 tina
>>562089891xhe wants to know what have you done to forgive you, Zanzibart
https://youtu.be/w1T3HASBnwUThe greatest demonsoulsborneldenkiro youtuber has uploaded a new video
Why is Sisterwife such a PIG
>>562077994YOU are Reddit. Fag.
Nyo….i refuse it
>>562086803You're trying so hard to be impartial, but it's obvious how biased you are. You're a contrarian faggot and huff your own farts.
>>562089891I can't forgive if I don't know what I'm forgiving if you don't tell me, but I want you to know I would listen to you with total sincerity and an open heart
>>562090824I don't trust you
>>562077182literally and without irony there are moments in my daily life that look exactly like this if i wore a rev cosplay and also dark souls remastered for the switch is the only one that kept the old soulful look and lighting which makes it the only real version
>>562083259 'zuk coded post
>>562090713your rightful place
>>562090949that's fair and reasonable but I would be willing to try your requirements for you to deem me trustworthy if it would facilitate you being able to convey what you want to be forgiven about
>>562090727??? I don't think even you know what you're talking about you're just saying a whole bunch of nothing Trust me you don't have to defend your favorite fictional character as if your life depends on it everyday they're not real so they can't hear it
Can confirm that Less likely (12) is better than less likely (9)
Even doe Recluse has fat titties so she mogs
damn, late to the queue probablywill try again in 40 mins I guess
>>562091043I believe you>>562090727Got him there ngl
The exejeet cries out in pain as he strikes you.
>>562092612fap time?
>>562089812what a weird expression>>562087715where can i find a wife like this
can't even get a trish+tinpo lobby, erg is done for
>deviljeet finishes a run>immediately opens the thread to shit it up with xher's schizo nonsensedefinitely one of the worst posters here
>>562092827its not an expression, there's a fucking sandstorm outside
>>562093085darude?
>>562090062his "HOW TO ALL HIT ELDEN RING" video was so boring i just dont feel like watching any more videos he makes
>>562092851watch out hes gonna call you terr
>>562081449Her face looks good in-game. The character creator is deceptive.
>>562094430>the character creator is deceptive 100% true I be spending an hour making the baddest bitch of all time then I go ingame and she look like she got alcohol fetal syndrome
>>562094430Her head is also framed with hair and that headgear to make it look not as fat and manjaw.>>562094782Try different lighting
Most useless less likely of all time
>>562094929Damn it really is only these two niggers left playing, grim
>>562095050Rumours terr and slugma are reinstalling as we speak
>>562092851Here's a pity (you) for your bait threadjeet
we are in desperate need of a 2nd DLC + ED Heolstor free update
>>562095802delusional
EnderLilliesFan thoughts on the spinoff?
>>562095802I honestly prefer a nightreign 2 announced as a live service game like it always should’ve been
erg sex is the best
>>562096691dont say this
>>562096215they already announced that but it's called duskbloods, also you might want to temper your expectations because i don't think this company is actually capable of maintaining a live service game even in this latter decade half
>>562096691name 3 erg to sex
>>562068584Saint riot once narrated his Nightreign run because his connection didn't allow him to stream the game, it was fucking kino
Me: playing the game and winningYou: not playing the game and losingShrimple
>>562094430Kinda looks like Alyx.
>>562056409That's a good throwback. I'm surprised that's the one fanfic that I would still see remembered of all the other ones archived, didn't think anyone would care to remember but me and I still remember the original character that inspired it and the alleged nurse chick poster that became obsessed with the fic, you're not that crazed nurse are you?
>>562096974Me: playing the game and losing because stuck at 1/3 forever
>>562097264varrewhore...
I feel like killing myself.
>>562097341I’ve been getting games all day pretty quick desu. Maybe if you switch to revenant you’ll get games quickly too
>>562097713but all your runs are just practice... that's boring
>>562097713>>562096974You nuked the threadjeets with this post, well done.
>Reduce myself to depth 1 from 9999 for fun >Almost 5 minutes waiting for a matchFuck me, I was bored of playing with cn players that's all, I fucked up
>You nuked the threadjeets with this post, well done.
>>562094430>still man-faced native american neanderthal in-game mut le lighterlol
>every run is the same 2 people using the same 2 builds>holy shit this PW queue is bussin fr fr
>>562096691whore
>>562098045>>562098052>>562098038>>562098086streak of good posts erg is alive again
>>562098045
>>562097771Not my problem
>>562097713nah state is such that sludge blocking me has effectively expelled me from the pw, fsr the game is favouring him over me when arranging the 4-5 people in queue together for a run, I've been at 1/3 for almost 2h now>the chad blocker vs the virgin blocked
>>562096215Awful post>>562097252Alyx looks cuter funnily enough>>562096851It’s going to be really funny watching them try though
>>562097264>you're not that crazed nurse are you?No, I was (am?) just very emotionally invested with erg, so I remember almost all of the fics in erg writes, and also that particular interaction felt touching.
>>562098237>t.baboon
>>562097461I want to hug you and find for you something to you want to live for
>>562098698>t. raped threadjeet
I can't stop playing mmos where the fuck is the elden ring mmo
>>562098517I doubt it, I don’t really ever quick queue. I don’t think I hold that power
>>562098792Aww what's wrong? Monkey want banana? Here you go my little primate friend, a fresh banana just for you.
>>562098706Only God could help me now
>>562098607yeah it made me happy back then that my tarnished inspired a fanfic that brought a kind of comfort even if an escapist one to an overworked soul for the kinds of things being written about that one seemed particularly loving
What sort of theme should the next From's game follow?
>>562098517Xhe's such a shithead. They job literally every run and then have the nerve to blame other people and bitch when they lose
I like sludge
>>562099602but enough about trish
>>562099451pirates with seeded islands a la Nightreign where you farm materials and map pieces with which you unlock access to legacy dungeons (designed for multiplayer only)
>trish/belan melty
>>562099718Trish never complains when they lose legitimately -- I've been playing with her for months.
>>562099857cool story tinpo
>>562099796oh and each time you have a chance to get deeper into a legacy dungeon but you're always on a timer kind of like that nintendo ds zelda game with the timer dungeon
im jacking off leave me out of it
Sometimes we job, sometimes we make go through the process of making new steam accounts and throwing other peoples games and cry about getting blocked for it
I like trish
>>562100206And i'll do it again if you dont pipe tf down
>>562100067hot
I like terr
theres no legitimate reason to bully trishy the cutie she is an amazing person
>>562100416This, god this, this, this so much this
I like devil
>>562100206Except trish had the same thing done to her but you're so cynical you just ignore it
>>562100520Kill yourself, simpo.
don't talk about yourself in 3rd person thanks
Why does trish care about the password when he’s got a trio thing going on
>>562100520said no one ever
>>562100551this but unironically sis
>>562100627i'm scared
even doe we're all brahmin here (except for the tinx dalit)
I like tinpo
Avatarfagging isn't so bad when it's game characters instead of pornographic cartoon sluts
>>562100658@trish@terr
>>562100709>trioI thought it was just tinpo he was partying up with.
>>562099970>but you're always on a timerNo the next mainline game should definitely let your take your time, not some stresfull racing against the clock nightrein deal
>>562100735trish is wonderful
>>562100793Retard discordtroon
>>562100658@deviljeet
At this hour the trish obsessed schizo is at full force relax everybody
I was queued, but I needed a fat shit, so I had to leave temporarily
>>562100802>Avatarfagging isn't so bad when it's game characters/erg/ was plagued by just that for months and it's just as bad, all avatarfagging is awfull.
Trying the Kris for the first time everI love this weapon so much
>but I needed a fat nightreign*sorry guys typo
>>562100908I agree with you completely but my gut feeling is that between nightreign and duskbloods they're going to grow accustomed to it as a game design crutch
I like creasy
>>562100917... in opposite land
>stop posting images on an imageboard
the trick is to block only one of the duotroons
>>562101035at least the images were a nice relevant contribution separate from a post's content, it may be a most minimal improvement but something is infinitely larger than nothing at all
>>562101165Ok now you're just trolling
i vote for us to go back to niggerg as the password1/5 here
I like Slugma
>>562101052This but dark souls 3
>>562101345as an s-tier i veto this motion because racism isn't nice
I like smilebit
no, you like the mines
>>562101459proof of s-status?
>>562101473I also like when some schizo posts a whole paragraph complaining about a comfy run that the won and its players
>>562101459It's not a racist word, it's a smiling word
>>562101637I'm brahmin caste saar
>>562101648So true glory to our gook fuhrer smilebit
>>562101226This. A block for extremist was also a tactical block for Saintpump
greasy is belan's alter ego
I like belan
Reminder. A wylder 2 bar is actually a 3 bar.
So how many players, known or unknown, do we actually have left?
like 5 at most, 1-2 if you don't count the attention whores
>>562101240>minimal improvementIt's not an improvement, it's like seeing shitty brands reference things from media you like to appeal to you, masking as something you enjoy to compensate for being unlikeable. It's not bettering my opinion, all it's doing is tainting what's it's using as a mask. Everytime I see nox related things, I slightly recoil in disgust remembering one of the most self centered assholes I've ever had the displeasure of meeting.It's not per se the image that's the issue, it's the kind of shitty parasocial e-celeb behavior the avatarfag is chasing that makes him annoying
>>562101919We just played together yesterday. Won against ED Balancers. If I'm his alter ego, then damn, I must be good to control 2 characters and win against birds.>>562102284Do you want me to do another count? Or are you just shitposting.
>>562102284>sludge>salvare>clumsy>belan>point to sky>practice>devil>creasy>trish>tinpoJust off the top of my head
>>562102813>3 playersgrim
>>562101907I blocked saintchump because he's obviously a tourist and I like extremist enough.
>>562102284>ActivePractice, Sludge, Ytlaire, Creasy, Belan>OccasionalSalvare, Gremlin, Devil Knight, Pepe>Very rareMush, Enders, Sat>Left recently Daddy hubby >Blocked™Trish>Private lobbyTinpo, Clumsy
>>562102565I understand the point you're making about why it was bad, but all I am saying is if I had to choose between images of other properties that I don't care about versus images of at least the game that we are here for then that is ever so slightly more preferable than the former, I'm sorry to hear that your brain associated the likeness of all nox with that poster though and I really hope you can figure out how to separate negative experiences from the context around them and it's a healthy internal skill to develop
>>562101719I love this image SO MUCH>>562101220>>562100987Got him there
>>562102921>trishtinx got clumsy to join his private lobbyGrim.
>>562102921>>562102813Grim
>>562100520Couldn’t agree more>>562100416Words never spoken by anyone, ever
>>562103116Not surprised, the signs were there.
>>562103116>>562103185You don't even play this game why do you care
>>562103251spergs flock together huh...
>>562102813>not on the listdont worry i'll be back soon, the ai limit update has me thinking about about nightreign
>>562103251Get a job deviljeet this is why no one likes you
>>562103251ydptg
>>562103394just what we needed another complaining troon
>>562103425>>562103498>trio troon melty
>>562103296>>562103498>broken record
the levels of no job in this thread are outrageous. imagine discussing the same thread people 24/7
>>562103251This struck a nerve with the tranny, well done.
15 filtered posts
ggs finally got a game only to become the wormed™>>562102038wow I like myself too we have so many things in common
dsg won again yup yup yuh
>>562103889nice try with the shield, I will find a way to knock the worm out one of these days
Even though I work from home
>>562103694whenever i see people talking like "ermm didnt you know he 2bar'd to base chungusblungus 3 months ago??? yikers" I just cant fathom giving a single shit, their life must be so empty
>>562103902won a one way trip back to bangalore perhaps
>>562104305you sound upset
>>562104148I saw you honorably commiting sudoku like that, powerful but I didn't quite get your plan thereI would've helped you if I weren't floorhugging, poor practice
>certain hour of the day arrives>thread activity explodes with shitposting and arguing Noticing
>>562104305And yet here you are crying about it all this time later, they won.>>562104371this
>>562104305Literally, I am perplexed at the deep level of autism. Actually been losing hope in the world from this
>>562104371I am upset that this general is so shit its true
>>562104305>>562103425>>562103498Immediately triggered the NEET thread shitter known as deviljeet and made hin cry nice job you may relish in your victory knowing the enemy has been defeated
>>562104392I read somewhere that the worm has hp of about 2 balancers, though didn't expect it to has insane negation that my 1.2k hit become 400.
the blocked and the z-tiers are getting uppity again
>>562104608>mass reply jeet has found an new target to spamgrim
>>562104608He's gonna make up a new persona now, maybe even revive his old "terr" persona that he killed off after being exposed.
>>562104512defeatist servile mentality
>>562104354Blew his stinking brown Dravidian shithole out nice work
>>562104371>>562103728>>562103541>>562103538>>562103251>>562103371You nuked the trio tranny other threadshitters, well done, you belong in the hall of victors.
>>562104646You dont even have to kill it. Heavy attacks on a few of the bright red pustules will stagger it out of the channel. Though its still questionable, you will take a bunch of damage from the aura, and unless you have a scholar you're going to get fucked by the birds when they wake up.
*puts on take me serious hat*
>>562104646You need to target its weak points.
SAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!
>>562104886yeah I know about pustules, wanna try out dps it just cause
>>562105285>>562105285>>562105285
>obese latinx with no job adding another troon because they are a heccin' valid reclusister like xherso creepy...
sinjuku ha gouu
>>562105378hanbun yume no naka, mada
>>562040996She streams yes >>562056527Why would I do that
>>562109747he* and xhe rage-quit because people stopped showing up
Can someone help me with rikard? I am using a mage build and i am having a lot of trouble with him. Weapon level +9.
