>Fortnite Chapter 7 Season 2: Showdown | Official Launch Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4sCLYMSokg>Fortnite Chapter 7 Season 2: Showdown | Cinematic Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-c_3degE60 >Showdown in the New Fortnite Battle Royale Seasonhttps://www.fortnite.com/news/showdown-in-the-new-fortnite-battle-royale-season>Fortnite Chapter 7 Season 2: Showdown | Cinematic Recap Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIlnglVOuG0 >Quests, stats, shophttps://fortnite.gghttps://fortnite.gg/statshttps://fortnite.gg/shophttps://www.fortnite.com/item-shop>Season XP Leveling Pacehttps://www.fortnitexp.net/>Mission Alerts for StWhttps://freethevbucks.com/timed-missions/https://fortnitedb.com/>Save the World Goes Free-to-Play April 16https://www.fortnite.com/news/fortnite-save-the-world-goes-free-to-play-april-16>Fortnite V-Bucks Price Increasehttps://www.fortnite.com/news/fortnite-v-bucks-price-increase>Chappell Roan Rides into Festival for Season 13!https://www.fortnite.com/news/chappell-roan-the-midwest-princess-rides-into-fortnite-festival>Master Your True Potential in LEGO® Fortnite Odyssey’s NINJAGO® Updatehttps://www.fortnite.com/news/master-your-true-potential-in-lego-fortnite-odysseys-ninjago-update>Fortnite Crew March 2026 - Skull Raiderhttps://www.fortnite.com/fortnite-crew-subscriptionPrevious:>>561920245
When do we get to see the hybrid leaks? I want to see if shes anthro or not
This scary ass nigga leaves today.
>>562004040with the update most likely
>>562004040When downtime starts for maintenance in like under 12 hours
>>562004069
Context as to why team ice has 1.5x and foundation has 1.7x, 5 ice teams won while 7 foundation teams wonDoesn't make it better imo
>>562004396Epic really do be pulling out all the stocks to make sure the Rock wins so Timmy doesn't get publicly executed by blood eagling as per Dwayne's contract
>>562004396
>>562004259
>>562004228>>562004217Oh, lmao here i am worrying about this as if its coming like the next hour my bad
>>562004396>>562004542STOP THE COUNTSTOP THE STEAL
>>562004542i’ve seen this before…
>>562004720I feel you, despite being one of the biggest games on the planet they do next to no marketing or teasers besides a keyart or some other vague teaser the day before they're meant to drop and leave you twiddling your thumbs waiting the whole time
suddenly Twitter has now become Japanese. Even the fortnite posts, it’s like if they were shadow banned
>>562005351?
>>562004994when I started the game everybody would wait till the DAY BEFORE a new season and we'd learn the BP skins and get hype. the way they are marketing the game now doesn't make it seem fun it screams "we're desperate for playtime and money please care about our minimum effort compslop and seasons with like 2 updates"
>faggot tranny won't accept a hug from my big muscleman skin>has a meltdown and ragequits when he sees me in his party again the next matchhope this tranny wasn't 1 of u
Lynx!
>>562005540this is why you should only hug helsies
the clipping on this keyboard always annoyed me.. so i found workaround
Thoughts on this pack coming back?Personally I wish we’d got something new instead
Hey Team Fraudation, CHILL OUT!!
>>562004542big kek
DO I BUY AMONG US BUNDLE???
>>562004542Perfectly balanced and fair
Horse
>>562005987It's about time. I remember the meltdowns when Epic sold him in the Item Shop.
>>562005987My thoughts are that they haven't done a vaulted shop in literally years. They haven't done anything with crew or STW skins. Epic stop being pussies and put Fresh and Rue and Snowmando and Lars in shop you'll make a million in one night. They made MORE old stuff exclusive by making jam tracks that negate lobby tracks in the shopand sidekicks that means the old pets don't come back i guess too? bunch of bullshit from epic these days man. They don't wanna give us good stuff, just slop and scams.
>>562006140yes... but only if you own an evie
>>562005987as an original owner I'm just annoyed I'm not getting anything while those fucking retarded faggots that bought that shitty shop skeleton skin got an epic og bonus
>>562004069Maybe I'll get the dragon egg backbling for fem hybrid
>>562006513I wonder what fem-hybrid's eggs smell like, haha
guh
>>562005987boring skin that looks like a million other ones. but we're supposed to pog out becuz muh OG. epic would make a lot more if they didnt have a shitty rotating shop that they decide on a whim what to bring back
>>562005540Trans hate high test males for being comfortable in their skin
>>562005517there’s a massive influx of japanese posts that are auto translated
>>562005987looks like shit desu give unique concepts not helmetslop
https://x.com/userisstack/status/2038678774242283743
>>562007158>another thing sbmm would fix>"no we need gay cheat items to kill the players way out of our skill bracket actually"
>>562005540I wish big muscleman skins hugged me
>>562005987Looks ok for a shitty ch1 skin but I’d rather we got something from the surveys
>>562007276I wish Ochaco Fortnite Gaming hugged me
>>562005987https://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=1653neat
>>562004069this faggot was never scary... 90% of his screen time was standing around watching battles play out
>>562007276Ochako a cute
>>562007261>sbmmyeah that's the problem
>>562007528Sorry im not ochakoanon if they make a froppy skins i’ll hug lots of anons
>>562007741>console that's a cheat apk
>>562007158Funny, we used to have good items to use against the sweats and the sweats whined until they were taken away.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbe5ofj_tRM
>>562007741anon, if you're playing PC or mouse+keyboard, you're matched with people of the same shit. if you're playing controller you get controller players, if you're a mobile you get mobile, switch -> switch, etc.this means every player that somehow can use aim assist like a lock on (though honestly that webm looks more like an aim bot and not the assist, it doesn't work that well for me) is against other players with the same options.
>got a good game going, killed ice king, got 3 legendary weapons and a chug jug along with the ice gauntlets, shit's going well>comes down to top 5>running around in a giant ass triangle zone>spot one guy thanks to a rivalry but he keeps fucking running until it runs out>everyone else is MIA>blindly running around for 2-3 minutes because the rift anomaly gave the other 4 guys rivalries with each other so i can't use my free radar to find them>wifi stick decides it hates me, dies for a minute and kicks me outabsolutely FUCKING FUMING had enough of this shitty ass fucking dongle man. get me a house with easy ethernet access for god's sake
>>562007997https://fortnite.gg/statswhy don't you go and look up the names of the retards you kill / die to next timestop typing shit you don't know the first thing aboutI'm on PC and at least half the people in my lobbies are on playstation
>>562008094>wifi stickGet a job
>>562007918>hide and wait for the other players to do somethingI don't understand how this shit ever got a esports scene.
>>562007276
>>562007158I mean yeah the foundation rifle kind of sucks. It's not fun to use and it's rift gimmick is boring. Idk why it was so hyped.
>>562008294half the map is snowput some shoes on cavenigga
>>562007868
>>562008278i wonder if new players know about audio visualizer and that crouching hides you from players on it and all that. old players have crazy advantages in this game.
>>562008278I mean other games in comp settings also suffer from defensive gameplay like league of legends but Fortnite is truly fucking boring to watch.
>>562008294I have never seen that skin in my life who tf is that
>>562005987If I didnt buy it the first time why would I want it now?
>>562008468Players do know about both of these things. The matter is that crouching to very slowly approach an enemy is boring, and most people don't treat this game as a job but rather as a fucking game to have fun.
>>562008278Unfortunately Fortnite really doesn't encourage pro-active aggressive gameplay unless there's explosives and AOE weapons available, otherwise you're basically just asking people to bukkake you with a shotgun because every fucker and their grandma's pet dog is looking for an excuse to use said shotgun.
>>562007158So, like, cars? I think the customizable cars were great against sweats.
>>562008432
>>562008564https://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=4735d'ugh
>>562007261Building is a crutch for bad players so yes items that break that crutch is fair and balanced and if you disagree you're a raging homosexual
hello habibis, i wish i got gifted this
>>562008790GUUUUUHhhh
>>562009045I wanna laugh but i only feel bad.
earthquakes destroyed one building in OG tilted towers early today
>>562009045>Ballistic>Brings NOTHING new to the tactical fps genre>No unique maps, classes, abilities, weapons, twists, nothing.>Literally just a CS clone or unity student's first game demo>If anything the most unique thing it had was bringing goddamn SHOCKWAVES grenades to the mode>Actually unfinished maps, no reconnection system, no tutorial for shitters who had no idea how to play Sometimes I really wish I had that dev team in front of me to yell at them for being so retarded
>>562009045I'm still trying to figure out how this went from concept to execution and along the way no one thought this was a bad idea in any matter that could've cut the problems. Tim being too confident and not listening to anyone? Middle management just getting a directive and peddling it forwards? No one having any sort of 'maybe this isn't the best use of our budget' guessing?
MrSavage still only has unique style when he's a Festival NPC
>>562009596I imagine the objective was just bring FPS capabilities to Fortnite. I suppose they succeeded in that even tho it was buggy. Ballistic was a tech demo the dev team made to show "hey we did it look fps in Fortnite" and whoever was in charge got too excited and demanded it got officially released.
>>562009920I fucking hate Disney
>>562009594side modes work if they are fun. impostors was a success cause it was fun to play over and over and gave good exp (really good at first). they forgot the carrot on a stick actually has to have a carrot sometimes they just dangle a turd
>>562009920wouldn't be that expensive, at the same rate they'd pay what, 5 billion total, 4 billion on top of what they already paid for the rest of the vexatious litigation guy's shares
>>562009920Fortnite has all the tools of what infinity was trying to be I can’t imagine how much worse fortnite would get with Disney in charge though
>>562009920This is one time tim being a retarded moron will be a good thing if he autistically keeps saying no
>>562009930Problem is it's still horribly broken BECAUSE of the Ballistic ambitions. When they initially showcased it, they had functioning reload animations for a weapon that doesn't have them at the proper FPS release for Creative. The only weapons to ever get functioning animations were Ch5/Ballistic ones involved. And everything else just got left to rot in Goldeneye style shit that doesn't even work consistently, numerous guns glitching in the process. They could've done it ARMA style, simply attach the camera to the player model and run the third person animations which are adequately detailed enough, or replicated those animations for first person since in theory all the bones should be the same, but whoever was handling Ballistic stuff got autistic with custom, tacticool, detailed animations for exclusively this content and left the entire rest of the function to rot, before abandoning further updates and improvements.Priorities with Fortnite shit and ESPECIALLY UEFN are just horrifically broken.
>>562009920really hard to say if Disney would make better decisions than Tim.
What would be Fortnite's equivalent to pic related to recover good will and trust in players?
Gabe should buy Fortnite. Not even as a middle finger to Tim, but just because he can.
>>562009813kill yourself
>>562010492We got back to the OG map for an entire actual season
>>562010464Disney could probably make better decisions at the cost of getting marvel and star wars slop shoved down your throat even more aggressively than it is now, and having the significant chance of the game getting canned every financial year.
>>562010636lol yeah because OG is drawing in so many players right now
I found dis in my folder
>laid off 1k employees>still hiring H1BsEveryone needs to prepare themselves for more game breaking bugs and absolutely dogshit decisions regarding the UI
>>562010492>bare minimum?good br gameplay, less scams, good skins and seasons with effort and lots of updates, story thats more than filler>what would really please players (me specifically)old bps, crew reruns, stw reruns, rare skins, catalog shop, revert some of the recent changes, seasons that don't favor comp and are more focused on fun and collab/story integration, more free skins.
>>562010667...or you could get another Sony/Bungie situation with absolutely fucking nothing changing.
The Soft Roller pickaxe is now being awarded if you won on BR during the weekend
>>562010492Did they cave to the woke mob and that fire chicks face before this news or after?
>>562010849The whole point of firing employees is so you don't have to pay salaries... And they're hiring again anyways......
>>562010849>absolutely dogshit decisions regarding the UINo one's made good decisions about the UI in years, that wouldn't change at least
>>562010918>giving epic a reason for more FOMONo. Simply NOT playing until this showdown bullshit ends.
>>562010849Yeah that’s how layoffs work You undercut the people you fire
>>562009920Tim might be a retard, but atleast he's our retard, Disney might actually get FN EoS in less than a year
>>562010849>>562010953because even Epic realizes they fired the wrong folks and have to compensate now, but probably bring them in at minimum wage where possible so they pay out less
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YCsR273UM0
>>562010925the game just deleted overwatch 2 and went back but some features from it still exist like perks and 5v5 being the dominant mode over old 6v6, as for anran they confirmed she was gonna get a face change but then the asians said they liked how she looks, no idea after thatthe game is "fun" but it's still overwatch
Why couldn't Tim have been one of those very smart autists instead of just retarded? Seems like he got the short end of the stick.
>>562011252I think we are dooming a little too much bros. Tim will turn things around and we'll be in another Fortnite golden age. Habeeb it!
>>562011109oh I see, they based the bugs skins on the AVGN skits so thats why his eyes are fucked up and wrinkly. it all makes sense now
>>562011036I don't consider Tim on the side of the players anymore. he's done too many schemes in a row. It's basically confirmed that Epic is being taken over by middle managers, we just don't know where they come from.sidekick one time customization, creative micro-transactions, and price hike and layoffs, all within a short time is no coincidence. fortnite is not that poor. something very odd is going on bts at EPIC, it's not just that they need to pay their bills or whatever.creative is turning into mobile gacha gambing bullshit because thats how they want to make money instead of making engaging content or good skins
>>562011357no the fuck he won't. they're already denying reality with this season as they're fudging the numbers to pretend the rock was a good use of money and everyone loves him
>>562011109Didn't Mike quit AVGN or something? idk
>>562011376second post, epic employee talks about the people running epic games right now
>>562010820BASED
>>562011376Its end of financial year, they're trying to show off to investors. But if anti-consumer changes continue afterwards then something is definitely up.
>>562011556they’re not publicly “split,” but they’re no longer close collaborators and seem more like distant friends than active partners.
>>562009920Oh so things CAN get worse. wonderful
tjpw collab when
>>562007158>Streamers like Clix someway, somehow managed to convince Epic that Fortnite needs to be this hyper competitive centric triathlon game.>This season and or chapter has been following that guideline cause of that advice, leading to most gimmicky weapons being terrible with cuckshed loadouts front and center, with ranked being shilled harder.>Turns out making Fortnite some discounted esport centric game is a terrible idea for the playerbase and only benefits the most unemployed freaks.Genuinely why is Nick surprised?, this is what he wanted no?
>>562011556I think he's still friends with James but isn't too involved with Cinemassacre anymore.
>>562011694>firing the guy who made Jonesy and Ramirez to impress some investorI hate Tim so much dude
>>562009920>>562010464split 50/50 because disney fucking sucks ass but at the same time they might still be better than whatever the fuck timmy is doing right now.downside is that we somehow get more collabslop miniseasons with jonseys head plastered onto darth vader and iron man
https://youtu.be/NBJCtVbB9B8?si=K3aEQW0GVJ2i_aOttotal icefag death
>>562012257get out of here, baldie
>>562010613>Valve buys Fortnite>Fortnite on steam and linux >Now you get three updates a yearWould you take the pill
The Rock is a faggot btw
>>562011992>>562009920I'll take Disneyslop over Tim's wild ride at this point. which is rough to say because Disney has a bad track record with taking over things and gaming. Their Fortnite output has been good you have to admit. They have basically been lowkey carrying us for a while. But the thing you really have to ask yourself is, what if the people ruining Epic are people from these big companies who are trying to maximize profits and don't give a fuck about us or the game because they just joined Epic 2 weeks ago?Who has a gun to Tim's head and is forcing him to scam the players, or is that his idea and is he literally the antichrist scamming little kids while claiming to be a pro gamer advocate
We lose either way, the path to the end simply changes
>>562009920This would mean certain collabs becomes never ever because some competitors to Disney will never work with them
>>562011575>>562011376>we just don't know where they come fromJust say fucking Indians, we all know it's them. They work for nothing, work themselves to the bone for American minimum wage, perform like shit, cut corners, result in reused crap and low quality shit we've seen for years, and they only hire their own kind. Put 1 Indian in HR and the whole company will be Indian in a few years
>>562012467the latter
>>562012428unlitty rtltard
Is Disney considering buying Epic or just Fortnite?
>>562012428Faggot that's pushing your ice king's shit in
>>562012861its "considered" and not "is considering" so either it doesn't matter because its not happening
>>562009920>Disney buys Epic.>Endless Marvel and Star Wars wankfest with Disney IP's in the middle with EoS cause Disney isn't really known for managing games good.>Disney doesn't buy Epic.>Forever stuck on Tim's shitty metaverse ride as he makes the shittest finanical decisions known to gaming all the way to the grave.
Someone post a YouTube doomer essay about Fortnite to listen to while working
HOW ARE THEY GONNA SELL US THE PIZZA PLANET TRUCK IF THERE ARE NO SUVS?!?!?!
what if Elon Musk bought Epic Games
>>562013172it's a sports car
>>562008294D'Guh!
>>562013025tim greedy and compfags ruined the game
>>562013242so are they just going to ignore the fact that SUVs dont spawn all season? I already miss my Mystery Machine
>>562013242NO SHOT!!! I WONT USE MY ROCKETCOINS IF TRUE
>>562013326it will probably return eventually, but not sure if next update will
>>562013242https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOfwReAUAAkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH8WDz8k9XYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG3zeY-a5sQ
>>562009920>"YOU HEAR THAT GAMERS? IF YOU LET 1 (ONE) MORE OF MY PRECIOUS METAVERSE MODES FLOP, IT'S DISNEYNITE PERMANENTLY FOR YOU"
>>562010464 dreamlight valley was great!! disney has a good track record with live games they'd definitely make this game infinitely better just imagine all of the $50 licensed skins
>>562012786>>562012985uh oh, rocknigger melty
>>562013658meant for >>562013165
>>562013750im friends with timmy and he thinks like this
>>562009920if disney is willing to bring back legacy passes and crew skins im all in
Reminder Reload rank will reset and merge (meaning ZB and Build have the same rank but you can still play either) this upcoming update march 31, the rewards like the Conspiracy Hunter spray (https://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=21057) Matte Magma (https://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=22012) and pic rel still showed 2 weeks to get them, but Epic Games just pulled Rocket Racing ranked rewards 4 months early than its supposed removal
>>562013763they used to make good games. kingdom hearts is kino. disney is so cashgrabby lately with their movies I'm afraid they would do similar things in fortnite, but weirdly we get a good amount of fan service. probably because nostalgic stuff sells way better than the forced slop.
>>562013814Thanks anon
>erm if disney brings back old passes im ok with a corporate buyout uwujeez alright man, do u really need old skins like that?
>>562014215I'm okay with a corporate buyout if it gets Tim's retarded ass off of the game entirely. We all know know he needs to fucking go.
>>562014215niggers banned me and i couldnt get ricky martin and helsie and princess lexa and other collabslop they shoved in BPs
>>562014215disney might have higher standards than this fucking tung tung tongue my anus brainrot slopI don't know why anyone is pretending the game can actually go downhill any further
>>562014215disney wouldn't want this level of bad PR on a season launch ill tell u that much lmfao
>>562013219Department of Epic Efficiency
>>562008294I'd lick him clean from head to toe
Millie joined the Fortnite Gbooncord, the furcord lost another vital member.
>>562014215I want Tim gone because he's out touch and wastes all of Epic's money. if you only care about profits and not the game, gtfo with that shit.but what are we talking about, Epic is Tim he created it. He would never abandon it so we have to protest and get Tim to see the error in his ways. Good luck convincing this autistic billionaire to give a shit about anything except their companies bottom line. Fortnite as a game is dying and Tim says everything is doing fine, he's out to lunch mentally.
>>562014215As a Star Wars fan I would rather epic die than it go to fucking Disney
>>562010834cute
>>562014889I want the one on the middle right
Um, thanks?
>>562009920i have never needed to use this image (with such accuracy) as i have in the past month with regards to Fortnite.this would be AWFUL. Everything nsfw (including R-rated movie skins like Pulp Fiction characters) would never return, boob jiggle nuked from the skins that have it, only absolute trash emoticons and loading screens would be free in the future, etc.this would literally kill fortnite and they'd shut the servers down like they did with Disney Infinity. Disney is fucking retarded and doesn't know how to run SHIT.not to mention, EGS as a whole would die. all the games you bought or got free there, evaporated. this is a fucking disaster if it happens. and the worst part is, it likely will. Cuz the faggot in charge is a money-grubbing cunt.
>>562015174>bot lobby workednice
>>562015174I wonder why they held onto the two lesbo's pickaxes from the OC music pass just to drip them out as shitty rewards. this and the stupid skateboard axel fit literally no other characters than sedona and pastel and nobody fucking uses either of them to begin with
Disney would buy out epic just to re-release their old BP skins stuck in purgatory since they're still pissed about that and have been pushing tim more and more to do it
>>562015356>THEY'RE GONNA TAKE AWAY OUR GOONER SKINS!!!!!!!!fucking marvel rivals is ten times hornier than fortnite is and thats a direct marvel product, shut the fuck up you retard.
>>562015356are we sure about that? isn't magik a disney skin?
dont mind if i do
>>562015010completely understandable. I like getting disney slop guaranteed in fortnite but I'm not sure if they are the ones to run the company and direct the story, etc. but they gave us simpsons season which was kino and some good skins, mixed bag really.
>>562014889I wish I was any of those girls.
notice how steam isn't going bankrupt lel
Fortnite had a good run. Not many live service games can go on for nearly a decade.
You're going to play as Jana Pastel all week with the pickaxe right?
>>562016447Fortnite makes millions, they are the second most played game. All they have to do is put out good seasons, skins people wanna buy, and not scam the players. thats it. too many handouts because of Tim's competitive aspirations
>>562016447it's gonna hit the decade mark, no way it doesn'tit just might not make it to 15
>>562016691>put out good seasons>skins people wanna buy>not scam the playersMay as well ask Epic for free V bucks
>>562016447really rare for the ones that actually do to just die like that, paladins lasted what 9 years, so fortnite is still on schedule to last about the same, thing is one was basically a cope for people that couldn't play overwatch for whatever reason and the other had 10m concurrent players 2 years ago
>>562009920at this point let them have it, id rather watch my disney plus slop on some creative server than the shit shit there is now
>>562015356All I’m hearing is good news if I’m being honest. Fuck epic
>>562016434>valve when employee has brain cancer: your new job is getting better, we'll pay you the exact same you've been making while working>epic when employee has brain cancer: fire him, severe him from his insurance and then hire an indian H1Bgreat allegory for white companies and (((white))) companies
>>562010613the bigger insult to tim would be fortnite ending up on steam
>>562012423At this point absolutely... but TF2 doesn't set a great example.
ok if epic doesn't deserve it and neither does disney who should buy fortnite
>because people didn't play enough or buy enough skins in 2025, I had to fire the entire staff!! wasn't ai related I pwomise... but they will all be fine of course, they have epic on their resume and have no sweat insurance! full speed ahead to a bright future at epic games! what epic games was cookin in 2026!? price hikes, scams, micro-transactions and layoffs! enjoy! an emote costs 10 dollars now fuck you pay my bills I gotta sue some more companies! seeya!https://vocaroo.com/16XDAQrdyKR6
>>562017358meI'll give tim a dollar for it
Elite Jules concept art by T.J Geisen (Visual Development Artist + Illustrator at Epic)
>enemy players can hear my jam tracks
>>562017525I refuse to believe the concept originally had pants on. where is the leotard-only design
Give me Fortnite, and I guarantee I'll be making good decisions.STARTING WITH RWBY SKINS AND JAM TRACKS BABY
>>562017194
jules is a gigatranny skin
I started hrt today and I already feel like I shoot 10x better.
>>562014132>shitty pickaxe reskin thats been sitting on the devs trash pile since ch5 as a elite reward>right after they they nerfed reload rates to oblivion (pic rel is for reaching top 5)dunno if i want to camp more
Compfags raped this gameIf you aren’t an autistic teenager or no lifer incel who plays box fight 1v1s daily, you’re bad at the game or not able to compete in tournaments for money or prizes. Anyone getting skins, cash, prizes or item rewards is the top 10% of players, all unreal rank and owning very powerful computers.Your average player who works a 9/5 or has any other occupations are completely locked out of these rewards, if you are not grinding every day and increasing your rank, you aren’t winning anything.The players with the upper limit of skill will be receiving all these items, with maybe a lucky few getting them if assisted in a lobby by another. Epic is giving away thousands of dollars in prizes, skins and rewards to the same 2000-3000 players, no one who plays the game casually will ever be able to earn these rewards without help, these cash cups are a literal impossible goal for your average player.The competitive scene is just autistic box fights and camping, it’s embarrassing that this is what a cool fort building battle royale has become
Jules mentioned
>>562017958my transbian queen i guh her gock
>>562017923YOU HAVE A LITERAL PEDOPHILE IN A VAN AS A COLLAB SKIN
>>562017923
>>562017958
>>562017896they could have designed it like "get 500 rivalry wins and get a t shirt" but they are insanely greedy so they wouldn't give away free shit even if it meant they'd get more playtime. they wanna dangle the carrot for playtime but I'm not a retard so I play when I want to and not because "team foundation needs me" for this rigged ass fake ass event
>>562017923>RR culled>no SUVs in BR>"lets remove an option from one of them because of a poor taste joke"if delulu were still in the game id MAYBE understand it, but who the fuck cared about the white van in BR where nobody can talk to each other?
>>562017896the rivalry thing didn't reset so new players have to compete against the dude with 5000+ rivalry points. just a stupid event all together that ruined BR at the start of the season. total comp death, make fort silly again
>>562017781she's so bro, sexos
>>562017923would be funny if not obviously fake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwCgQNyORnk
meat boy 3d will prob cost like 25 bucks if anyone cares
>>562017290>>562007276>>562006171welp I got hard
>>562006171walked into a bar
>>562017923I don't get it
Convince me on getting Leelah
>>562019104save for bunny penny
>>562017835>>562014132nevermind, reaching top 4 with 2 kills at platinum 1 nets you 11%, absolutely laughable rates, thank god the wrap is just for reaching plat
>when the season started the bots were all rivalry rank 1>now as people level up the bots are leveling up too>i'm getting "rivalry rank 8" bots while im still at 4>meaning its implied the bots have like 60-70 rivalry "wins"why does epic waste so much time in trying to gaslight players into thinking that lobbies aren't 90% bots?
>>562019401Got her day one
>>562019406Yea the pickaxes aren't that interesting, got Elite because the game put me in plat and it was just 2 ranks (well technically 6) but the nerf to points is lame
are you ready to grind out rewards for the unreal boxfight arenas?
>>562019631box fights are a big reason why I will never try build mode so no way in hell am I ever touching a game mode that is all about them
>>562009920What happened to Club Penguin anons? That's right...
>>562017745sad but true
>>562019631I'm ready for this mode to somehow be less sweaty than normal unranked BR because epic is retarded and doesn't force people into the compfag modes
>fortnite is killing itself for no reason>apex is infested with hackers and smurfs every other gamethink I need to retire from BRs man cause I can't take this anymore
>>562014889Which one is Millie? The fat one? I like the fat one.
>>562018506A fellow Tenta enjoyer? In this v-buck economy?
>>562017923WTF?!?!!! I GRIND MY ASS TO THE GET THE ASTRO! I NEED A FUCKING COMPENSATION FOR THIS BULLSHIT!!!!
>>562017923why was it disabled??
nononononoonononoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>562019631>Daigo is the face of this shitty mode>It means I don't have to wait too long to buy ityessssssss
>>562017923If you're a US citizen or have up to date pertinent documents this vehicle shouldn't frighten you.
>>562013172BIG ANNOUNCEMENT:SUVS ARE BACK!!!! :DDDDDD
would you know this is a simpsons skin?she's made of nuclear waste and likes basketball a lot i guess
>>562020781Pedo Joke, but pedos also drive Black Vans too, and the FBI.
>>562020574Learn your lesson and stop grinding for shit that are not the passes or the VR umbrellas
>>562020979the ugly human face ruined it, should have had a cute cartoon face instead
>>562020979headhunter if she was an FBI agent>>562019501BASED and same
>>562017776>not a word about her before this season>new bp drops>"LOOK A TRANNY!"very suspicious...
>>562021489gays are getting antsy because the hybrid cope is a woman
>>562020979I don't know why on some skins, headhunter face looks off, but she looks great as Tntina and Rebel Renegade
>>562017776Dotsy hated that
Man the foundation glazing and defending on twitter is crazy
>>562020979its not a simpsons skin, but I do think they released it during the simpsons season on purpose same thing with the donut cop
>>562020782>almost a week to grind the BPstill doable if you afk in creative and Lego
>>562017896>Epic doesn't want me to play their gameFine
even tho I have 700+ skins I use human bill most matches. I have the bushcampdad variety of skin autism
Secret skin unecrypted
>>562021843>
>>562021843THE LEGEND
>>562021843Ryunesy (Forma de Armour)
>>562021843you forgot some of the watermarks, retard
>>562021843If he doesn't get his seven suit this chapter he's never getting it atp>>562021924not ai thoughie
>>562019446>WhyIs Fortnite, basically by definition there's several layers of gaslighting and other dark psychology bullshit. You're only noticing it now because they got too greedy in a really small time window. You wouldn't mind if you could still double dip BPs with a single month of Crew, just to say something
Wheelchair anon here! And I'm done using that PvZ OC donut steel Soleil, anyways my favorite PvZ plant is the Tangle Kelp because of his aura. Also fuck this Office Dwight, he was an annoying asshole the whole game. Today I give you a duos dub. This is my dub for day 63 of my Dub a Day challenge. Share your dubs anons! :]https://streamable.com/t19rp2
>>562017776You're not going to normalize trannies by calling biological females trannies. It's not gonna work, Rabbi.
member witchgang?
What's in Da Shop reset tonite?
I hope we get some good things this update
Hope mentioned
I helsie we get some good things this update
HOPE LOVE
Unmentions your hope
>>562022894She should have been called Nope.Or maybe Despair.
>>562022727I want to motorboat hopes ass
>>562023030I wish you worked at Epic Games
>>562022894
>>562022440toy story
>>562023375
>>562017923It's over for skyefags
I decided not to buy the Among Us bundle. In this V-Buck economy where I won't be getting any extra from the Battle Pass, I have to make sure I save the 3.6k I have for something I really want since Epic is spamming bundles worth 4k nowadays.
>>562022894That’s just hope in red
>>562022894Reminds me we never got a Villainous Valeria.
>>562023414Damn, If Epic didn't fucked up so much these last days I would get both Buzz and Woody
>>562022894what an upgrade
>>562022438it's a pre maint shop so there's going to be fucking nothing
>>562023724I want to see Hope in bed
>>562023375I just realized they got rid of her cleavage she had in the concept art
fuck the clocks changing waiting an extra hour for shop and then maint later is miserable
tonight>Dance Floor (x2) [ID: VV0331]>No Sweat (x2) [ID: NS0331-00]>Jam Tracks (x4) [ID: JT0331]>Fortnite Drops (x7) [ID: FND0331]>Spring Into Action (x5) [ID: SpringAction0331]>SypherPK & Lachlan (x3) [ID: SypherPKLachlan]>Battle Ready (x5) [ID: BR0331]
>>562024342shit you're right
>>562024409thanks bro glad you weren't laid off
>>562024409ok was worried epic blacklisted sypher for recent comments lool
>>562024409>SypherPK after all that shitEpic faggotry and Tim autism need to be studied
>>562024409its gonna be shit isnt it
>>562024409>no sweat>streamerslop again alreadyyep that's a pre-maint shop alright
>>562024409>Dance FloorFestival confirmedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrGiD2yompY
you don't hate tim enough
>>562023649skye is hamas
>this is what you see the entire time you're gliding downFine, Timmy. You got my money this time.
>>562024106Real
>>562025021gross
>>562025021just use the recolour that's in the current bp
>>562017776the truke that causes infinite seethe among the ox ringed transbians playing her and onlyfans streamer girl #32390this post brought to you by nemiasquad
>>562025146BASEDASED
>>562017776>>562021651>>562025146we really starting this shit up again?
>>562025072I would if I didn't also need a fire-y glider for my Haze and Desdemona skins.
>>562025287Calm down and dilate, it'll be okay Julesbro.
>>562025287I'm telling you guys this shit was practically gone yesterday before they revealed the faggot homo bara lizard cope skin is a womanthe furries are assmad once again and the thread quality tanks, literally every fucking time
time to practice for that boxfight modehttps://files.catbox.moe/gpiwp3.webm
>>562025347Xhe hated that
>>562025287It's just the furfags falseflagging again after being btfo'd by fem hybrid
Is simple build good to learn and stick with it if I ever get dragged into builds
>>562025426Furfaggots might be gay but you play a tatted up brown tranny who thinks she's a cow
This shop better make me say guh out loud
>>562025540is a good starting point, but its extremely buggy. once youre confortable enough with it and get annoyed by your weapon doing fake shots when trying to place a build and switch to your weapon, switch to normal builds with simple edit
>>562015174I didn't received it
>>562023613tra la la la la la laa laaa laaaaaaa OOF
epic, the correct sweat skin is TIGERess. not TIGRESS.
i think they are fun and pick them up everytime i see it. easy 80 damage with one stick
>>562025906>last seen 3 days ago
>>562025146>ox ringed transbians playing her>brought to you by nemiasquadNamia has tranny colors tho???
OIIA OIIA
>>562025442I have no idea what you're doing and own Havoc
>>562025906https://fortnite.gg/cosmetics?id=8791what did they mean by this one?
i forgot to log in stw yesterday >.<
>>562026020yummy nemia really is the cutest and best biofemale unlike that tranny jules
>>562014889i look like this
oh boy, I sure love seeing the "No Sweat™" tab every fucking week...
>>562025906lmao they remembered they forgot Sypher and Lachlan for the streamers rerun but not Courage. I'm guessing when these two leave Courage will get a tab since he has a partner skin and his dog
>>562025906>the amount of jiggle on the sypher faggot emote
>>562026195I want to stomp this midget fucker
when is esme coming back?
>>562026685Next February
>>562026685Next year
>>562026219this game revolves around sweaty nolifer faggots that smurf constantly and buy up those shitty skins for all their alts
is the update tuesday? wednesday? or thursday?
when am I cumming for Hope?
ear status?
now THIS is a fucking tranny skin, what the fuck I've never seen this wretched piece of shit before. are these the coveted original skins I'm supposed to like over collabs?
>>562026945I believe wednesday April 1st
>try out reload because blitz and BR are shit>hear a distant crash pad sound>turbo autist blasts over to me, see my health go from 250 to 90 in a millisecond>turn to shoot him with my shotgun>46 damage>he kills me in one more shot because he had the instadeath fuck yourself twin hammersDid epic forget this is a hypercasual game and people install this onto their phone or their xbox once in a blue moon when you can't play anything else? Why do they insist on putting people who play once per 2 - 3 days against people who play for 23 hours per day.
>>562027045Soon
>>562027049Jeffree Star looking motherfucker. But Jeff is more hotter.
>400k players spread across four modes that are meant to be Fortnite's main attractionI don't think people realize how bad this looks
>>562027049We love this!
>>562027435>1k people buying at Wal Mart every day>Somehow Wal Mart is still alive and kickingGeeeeeeeeeee I wonder
>>562024365I love bunny suits so much.
>>562027492Dotsykeks, our response??
>>562027435>season sucks>rivalry shit is filtering casuals hard>people are demoralized since the community battle is flagrantly rigged>the only thing we have to look forward to is fucking AI generated brainrot skinsgenuinely think the only people still playing are literal bots
>>562027435gee anon. Surely it's not because last season was too long, had barely any plot progression, and epic shoving collabs down people's throats instead of content. Then this season introduced the vbucks nerf for passes and crew and tossed on an extra layer of battlepass fomo at the start and end of the season.
this season is fun though
>>562027492nnf im aggressively clanking my little caged girlcock to transmommy jules guh
>>562027635Resin Hairline Zeus
>>562027661yeah thats why the playercounts are taking a fat fucking shit
>>562027049Mato Marauder's worse
>>562027661It irks me they buffed the impulse grenades. The whole point was to bring shockwaves down to a more balanced level and now they're kind of the same thing with just a little bit less vertical distance and fucking slap effect. Combine it with the healing grenade and you pretty much got old shockwaves with slap.
got horny for helsie again...
>>562027750don't care, having fun
>>562027850this but Ruby
>>562027803the slapwaves are even more cancerous imo because you get to keep so much momentum, it feels like I'm fighting people playing fucking quake. combine that with the new near instant-kill shotgun and fact the usual hyper-aggressive sweat faggots get my fucking name, address, current location and social security number for free with the rivalry shit and I'm just tapped out already
>>562027803The new ones don't break through buildings and builds. One of the greatest strengths of the original ones.
>>562027045Didn't they fire the guy that made this skin?
>>562028047Yeah but Epic said it still gonna come
annoys me foundation is cheesing ice king with multipliers, what kind of shit is thatmarketing, it's wrestling level marketing and I hate it
this season is fun, if you play lego and festival dough
>>562028045>Shockwaves should break builds>But grenades break builds!? nerf them epic!!That happened last season. And every time an item breaks builds it gets nerfed.
>>562026284Proof?
>>562028258idk if they're trying to make him outright win or just keep both sides engaged but its made me just not care anymore at all. I'm already barely contributing when I'm over here with barely 100 rivalry kills and the leaderboards have niggas in the fucking 5-7 thousand range, I wouldn't be doing shit even if they weren't giving the rock a 3x multiplier.
>>562028354actually grenades have been ass since....chapter 4 I think? Nerfed so hard that they could only do 40 damage
>>562028431In a similar boat. Foundation demorilization propaganda got me thinking why even sweat
>>562027045Still coming, I'd like to cope and believe it'll be added with this update but I'm braced to wait all damn season for it
>>562028907unf, imagine the kisses
>>562029061Ella won btw
>>562029190she's lovely and perfect
>>562029061Logically a breast and ass expansion character, by the way. All the slurp juice adding to her mass has to go somewhere.
>>562029291ehhhhh she could have a better outfit, I don't get why ripley gets to have those bare-chested overalls and a fucking nearly butt-naked greek toga but the one slime girl has to wear a thick flat jumpsuit AND a hoodie over itI also wish she wasn't rail fucking thin either but thats like 90% of the skins at this point
>>562028047i think people misinterpreted that post and who got fired was the person who designed her outfit animations, same girl that did the simpsons superstyles, because in the same posts going around the homer skin maker weren't fired, or at least publicly fired
>>562029291So true
>>562029061Now you put it in my head of this one artist that does kino kiss animations doing a wolfie one
I hope we get more Helsie copes this update
>>562029405 (Me)By which I mean Ella, not Wolfie. I could have chosen my reply target better.
I wish we get more helsie player suicides this update
I just realized the brainrots are going to be this year's april fools skins... This shit is so bleak.
>>562029757Do not disrespect Triple T like that
>>562029757it'd be funny if that was just bullshit and they end up releasing that ai slop bot concept with the fucked up hands insteadhonestly I don't really get WHY its a collab when they're not fucking copyrightable characters and theres ultimately no point in getting the actual memes, like the stonks guy was just a direct ripoff of the meme and nobody gave a shit
>>562029709Jules is the 41%er now
>>562029757A couple leakers said the brainrot shits are going to be the "main" focus of this update and if it actually is there's gonna be problems
>>562029757>Someone WILL buy a character that was made both FOR FREE and without any human skill or artistry involved
>>562029683I need summer swimsuit Ella. Just do it, Epic, your game is dying anyways. Release her as a paid bundle, it doesn't matter. Summer monster girls bundle or something like that. 29.99 plus tip.
>>562030016timothy I swear to fucking god if the brainrots get literally any more of an actual in-game presence than the motherfucking looney tunes you'd better beg gabe for a hiding spot on one of his fucking boats
>>562030129Fortnite should start catering to fetishes like this if they want to stay alive. C'mon Timmy make us spend
>>562030090I still think it's hilarious that some indian managed to dupe tim into paying for a license for them since they have a copyright listed in that spawn island ad for them- when AI shit can't be copyrighted and all those brainrots are essentially public domain
>>562029757it's honestly impressive the amount of damage a botted uefn map did to the game
>>562030414its even more insane that the game is bending over backwards to cater to the brainrot audience that doesn't fucking exist because they're just botting the map, and potentially with stolen accounts as per that discord drama with the shop auto-purchasing bot running up bills in brainrot simulatorits literally all fucking fake. this shit is unreal
>>562030414>registering under brainrot factory when the term brainrot was derogatory for the content itself
>>562030016as much as i loathe them, they're being added with the OG season, no chance in hell they get anything more than maybe a bat reskin and a coffee consummable
>>562026945tuesday (7h25m from now)
>>562029757>last year we got Rick Astley as a jam track for April Fool's>This year's April Fool's is AI garbagegrim
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>>562030875Pensirino Cockerino
>>562030837KenoGOD
>>562029418>rail fucking thinExcuse you?
>>562030807which would be fucking retarded considering half the shit we get doesn't get even that. how the fuck do you add bugs bunny and hercules at roughly the same time and neither of them get so much as a reskinned weapon but you give some shit to the AI slop instead
>>562028373
>>562026945>lost bare tummy>gained much more handsome faceI think I prefer war wolf
gay
>>562030947epic works in weird ways, bleach items were relegated to blitz and delulu, they could've at least reskinned the dynamite to acme or something
AI chads won
>>562031340*Ai
>>562031340Ohio Ohio good morning
>>562029881Tung Tung Tung Sahur is copyrighted tho
>>562031340Made sure to get her Jam Track this time
>>562030016>>562030090>>562030414Can they just announce the EoS already how much lower can things fucking get
>>562031021I am so bitter about hybrid after war wolf dire. Don't even care they gender swapped they won't make the fucking dragon or botch it completely just because it's a female skin and they have to look pretty.
ayy
>>562030016They just meant there's nothing else extraordinary outside of the Brainrots. Maybe some uninspired originals but likely no big collabs like most people expect ever update
i'm still delusional and thinking teto's coming on the 1st
pipi corni
>>562030016well there's still the OG pass cosmetics assuming epic doesn't hold half of it back again.
>>562031601how is this pretty to you you retarded faggot braindead bitch holy shit this victim complex is tiring me move on cunt you already got a cope with the gay dragon face use that or fuck off i always see you bitch over the most irrelevant shit jesus christ
>>562030837KenoLEGEND
>>562031340her uefn map was kind of a flop
>>562031879reasonable crashoutfem hybrid so far looks like a really on-point female variant of a male skin, she's not some bitch in yoga pants with a lizard t-shirt she's just him but with a female figure. fags are just mad they don't have more gay lizard ass to wank to
>>562032045the concert was cool at least
>>562029757>>562030837The leakers said these two skins would return this month btw
>>562031879heaven forbid epic makes a monsterous looking female skin beyong like 3 of them. I literally won't complain if she has a dragon version that's not botched. that's not a huge reguest.
>>562031601Scalies suck so I don't care. All scalies in my locker are archived.
>>562032047not them but this, and even if they end up with not even a torn style showing some lizard parts, it's still a great cope of their base style and I hope the colour customization is decent too
>>562032369tim cheese
>>562032282Don't you have a gold twink to be angry at?
>>562032282Cute Kane
>>562027597>have retarded community teams system>lock half of the new season content behind community goals>lock skin styles for whoever wins>day 1 it's obvious ice king will win>if people on the foundation team get demotivated and don't do rivalry's a quarter of the seasons content won't release on time (or at all)>epic is forced to blatantly rig results or the whole team vs team shit that's meant to drive engagement won't workthese community challenges are stupid but basing an entire season around them is even dumber and if epic actually locks skin styles behind whoever wins (when it's obvious the results are rigged) they are genuinely retarded
>watching Zero Hour experience on the official Fortnite channel>remember all the fun I have on those 10 minutes>Pacific Break was a boring mess>Showdown started as a complete Chaos and is not even a month yetI can't believe how we go from the most fun event (it wasn't perfect either, it was executed poorly) to the most soulless map so far, I get it, L.A. is like that but Jesus Christ...>let’s just say Fortnite’s future is in very good hands. - NickEh30 2025
im waiting for tung tung tung sahur in game reveal to decide if i get the looney tunes bundle
>>562032275oh so NOW she doesn't look like an animal freak you want to fuck? keep moving that goalpost you retarded freak
Does anyone buy jam tracks anymore? I would if I thought epic would take a hint, but they'll probably misinterpret it as me wanting more Sabrina Carpenter.
>>562032116one song that last 3 minutes isn't a concert... I know the whole thing was probably made by one person and is pretty tired to do it, but they hype the map and concert like it was a HUGE thing.
>>562031703I want Teto to die. She doesn't deserve to be popular over Rin, Luka, Kiritan, Zundamon, or Yuzuki Yukari.
>>562033051don't say that
>>562033051Haku should have become popular...
>>562032650I don't get the super styles, what's the fucking difference? The rock has a stupid ice style, so the alt style if the king wins is white and icy weiner? And if the rock wins is white and techno?
>>562032867I boughted Party Rock but besides that I have no interest in buying them really
>>562032867whats wrong with sabricutie?
Are the super styles next update? Or the next update after in another two weeks
>>562032867He doesn't like Roast beef Carpenter
>>562033051>comparing utau to vocaloid
>>562033597who knows, we don't have a date for them like we usually do in previous seasons
>>562033597No, this one, the pass clearly sez April 1st. Which is pretty quick in my opinion. But I didn't notice the showdown tab unlock thing is only ACT I... So I guess it make sense to put them quickly... Idk
>>562031879>>562032047Plus the thing isn’t out yet or leaked. I’m waiting for both to make a good judgement besides the ninja style.
>>562033902it is really strange that every other part of the OG pass leaked except the second styles, I'm really hoping they're actual model edits this time because blackheart needs a non-lava style fucking badly. I hope they don't do that gay timegating shit again either
She's cosplaying while on Fortnite
>>562034357OH GUH
>>562034357Imagine plaping that like a rabbit, piston style.
>>562032867I bought a bunch, but haven't bought any recently, last one I bought was Yoasobi Monster. I almost bought the Scooby intro one but held back. Being able to play them in BR is a big plus but I wish they took more care into it, I mean the one and only advantage to having music stream directly from Fortnite is that it could auto-lower in volume when entering gunfights and shit. Also idk why they haven't made the covers into backblings, people obviously like wearing shirts of their favorite bands irl so why not jam track covers. Also obviously I do play a lot of festival.
*taps sign*
i’ve been using this skin a lot lately
>>562034354>I hope they don't do that gay timegating shit again eitherLike the rock? I don’t think they’ll do that for OG. Also I meant when skin sets get leaked with their icons. That’s happens a lot.
>>562034864theres no mustard bottle skin u lyin bitch
>>562034921They timegated the current og pass's 2nd styles
>>562034940hehe I get it, because she's invisible, which isn't a real power because all woman are invisible when you fuck them and dump them.
>>562034989I hope not, that's a fucking shitty, greedy and stupid tactic, waiting like 3 weeks to get the rest of onesie just to check the style on 30 minutes and sent her to the archive dimension was stupid, Frog Style my ASS!
i swear i just killed a bot that double pumped chaos reloaders
>>562034354I'm not getting my hopes up but Blackheart had a rapier style for their hook harvester found with the other harvesters so I'm really curious what exactly their second style is going to be going off that (with a gold/silver colour scheme and a water effect instead of the magma too)>>562034921They timegated the second half of the current og pass to stall out crew subs so I'm expecting them to do the same. But at least the second styles should still be added to the files so we could see them early that way
>>562035669https://youtu.be/hhZVXi8OlwY?si=wZvrcCeKXMLWpKGfmy goat
she’s quite thick desu
>>562034357GUH!
>>562032867Yeah I buy one every now and then.I simply already bought all the useful emotes and most shop skins are just meh.Really regret not getting American Football one. I'm uncertain how popular it was, so it might actually take a while before it returns.And every third or fourth festival lobby has a guy with a big 'tallica collection, so It's probably not gonna eos soon.
>>562033634Don't get me wrong I'd go down on Sabrina. I just don't want to listen to her music.There are TWO epic originals voiced by the vocalist from Periphery, but not one track from the band itself.
>>562034989>>562035496Oh that, I thought you meant the foundation purple edit. Yeah no that would be stupid.
>>562034357GUH
they should bring double pumping back this season itll go great with the chaos shotgun
>>562033531Mogged by TayTay in every way possible
shes here
>>562036814>He likes ms. peaked a decade agoouch
I can't believe they put this in shop right now, seriously?????
>>562034357I wish I was Australian
>>562037150HOLY GUH!
>>562034357>>562037150I wish I was a girl so I could pull this off.
>>562037150>Cunny Squad
>randomly find sweat streamer on tiktok >actually playing on mobile>ranked reload duos>somehow still build fast af, double edits, pump>aiming obviously automatic cuz mobile>he wins>the instant FRAME he wins he quits to lobby and instantly queues for another match>not even a comment on the fact they just won. Not a second to celebrate, just quit to lobby and queue again. Do these fags get ANY enjoyment out of playing the game? Do they LIKE Fortnite? What the fuck is wrong with these people, I'm unironically perplexed.
>watching the office while playing single player games>think about coming to make a shit post like "MICHAEL AND DWIGHT WHEN" then I remembered...
>>562037590sweats enjoy chasing kills more than anything
>>562037438chad cube nigga
>>562036814maybe if were talking folklore and evermore tay but sabrina mogs TTPD and life of a showgirl
I enjoy red vs blue and im looking forward to that TDM mode
>>562009920does this mean ramirez becoming a disney princess?
>>562037150has she shown her ass yet?
>>562033902We both know they're too lazy with too many bills to pay to make a WHOLE extra model ($10 - $12 for the pass btw) for an alt style (they made extra models and more for passes not even a decade ago)
>>562039135she does all the time
>>562039341yeah but with the lola outfit
>>562039341HOLY GUHHH
You don't unironically wanna fuck a streamer, right?
>>562039523yeah but live with her audience watching
>>562039523I would cum inside of Coomerfruit and Coomerset given an opportunity to do so
>>562039523lufu and happygal at the same time
>>562039523I want to rape nick eh 30
4th VR with Magik this season too late for the free pickaxe I think
>>562040234Ew
5 hours until brainrot skins.
>>562037094I don't get it
any of you fucks willing to gift a broke piece of shit daffy duck
>>562040607the update is tomorrow but not in 5 hours tomorrow
>>562040938I would, if you weren't a PuyoPuyo Fag
>>562039523I want to get Sommerset pregnant
>>562041116okay anon that isn't cool, us puyofags deserve the funny duck too
>>562040938Get a job
>in the mood to play rocket league>fucking update>is gonna take years to copy even as a 400mbs file size>cancel and delete>boot fartnite instead
>>562040796epic just laid off 1000+ people and then put a homeless emote in shop (or someone doing a dig at epic)
>>562041116anon, just give the dude Daffy.
>>562037590they're not humans anon, just ignore them.
>>562041116screenshotting this for inevitable blackmail when Sega eventually manages to get Arle into fortnite due to Sonic selling well
>1st style selected>2nd style appearyeah, they fix the preview only... Fuck this indie company
Remember surveys and how we used to get previews of upcoming skins? I wonder if they'll ever do those again or it's not going to help "pay the bills"
Does anyone here actually use a male skin or are all y'all just gooners?
>>562043637I mainly use Snow Miku and Mordecai
>>562043637i use nu-foundation's ice style
>>562043157survey skins went into low priority, something must've happened for epic to scrap the gala and norse seasons leakers talked about, unless of course they were just lying and basing only on concepts from the time windows, because skins themed after each specific survey still released, like carletta last season and squibbly this season
>>562043637>>562021804I either use male skins or my favorite female skins no inbetween
can the FTC hurry and go after Timmys ass again for this shit
>Disney decides Fortnite (and the Epic Games store) is a dead end and doesnt invest any moreWhat happens then?
>>562044259epic lowballs and someone else gets in, maybe more tencent shares but they have the government on their asses, doubt disney would quit anytime soon, this is an investment for the future
>>562044259Collabs slowCreative doesn't pay out anymore Battle Royale and Festival remain the only active modes
>>562043637You tell me.
>>562044106Why, are you that stupid to not buy the one with more vbucks at the same price?
Are we doomed?
>>562044736no, we've got about a year before shit really hits the fan (chapter 8)
>>562044691Hey Timmy!
>>562044106>>562044691they should get sued over this retarded layered currency crap specially now that they lowered bp vbucks exactly to make you have to buy more than just the cheapest pack to get a skin if you want to get the next bp too, I'm surprised epic never made a free coin to go along the vbuck
>>562043637male . female. furries. and things like Pelly. Long ago, the four types of skins were used in harmony. Then everything changed when the Magik skin attacked...
>>562044691this pic is stupid and i'm racist as hellshould have been a black adult, all kids would fall for this, not just black ones
>>562043637Some male. Mostly female.
>>562043637Usually just let it cycle through my favorites
>>562043637My favorite skins are male.
>>562045701>sidekicks Man, I expected more from /fng/, not even shitposting the fact sidekicks didn't get changed is sad as fuck
>>562043637I mainly use the visitor (ch1)Most (but not all) of the other skins I cycle through are male too
that Hoppity bass... Hnnng!
>>562026175which one
do we know what the lego pass skin is yet?
>>562043637I only use men
>>562047928holy based
>>562047707it's probably more ninjago, there's 3 skins left, the sensei, the chick and the blonde green guyor a skin from here
>fighting ice king>running low on health>rivalry thing nearby >go to it to get some slurp packs or whatever they're called >immediately get jumped by some fucking asshole called "Ayden Stephans11">dieokay asshole I guess I'm NOT trying to fight a boss then, go off yourself Ayden you fucking retard.
>>562048080god I genuinely fucking hate when this happens to me, good to know this is a universal experience
>>562048080i did that with those new rifts, got third partied by a duo immediately
who’s the first one u saw?
>>562048641Marshmallow
>>562048080It was meGet fucked bitch
>Go Up For Brainrots has more players then Steal The Brainrots currently Kek reminds me of when zero build flipped build. It’s only a matter of time until Steal players start seething about Up players.
sex with jules
>>562048641hulk
>>562049083This but Sexsie
>>562043637i use probably an even mix of cool dude and sexy chicks
>>562039484>>562030129>>562026804I really shouldn't jerk off again
>>562049083>>562049127ew
>>562049127This is now a helsie thread.
I have a lot of "exclusive" and "rare %og skins," but Ithink it would be a good call if Epic Games makesthem all available in the shop. It would stop peoplefrom buying and trading accounts, i mean that's whatepic games want in the first place, and it will savepeople's money from getting scammed by peoplewho may want to get an emote or skin that they canno longer obtain.I have a lot of "exclusive" and "rare %og skins," but Ithink it would be a good call if Epic Games makesthem all available in the shop. It would stop peoplefrom buying and trading accounts, i mean that's whatepic games want in the first place, and it will savepeople's money from getting scammed by peoplewho may want to get an emote or skin that they canno longer obtain.
>>562049127>>562049293
>>562049293can you make her less asian looking otherwise this pic would be great
Helsie jeets spam AI because no human will draw that ugly thing
>>562048893..sure anon, sureeee....if you ARE them though, what skin was I wearing.
>>562049127>>562049293>>562049451I look like this
>>562049127>>562049293>>562049451
>>562048080>drop near boss>pick up gun>wait for someone to engage>kill them>dont pick up boss stuff>use it as bait to kill anyone who tries to steal it
>>562049293
>>562048641Migu..
>>562048641Toph
>>562049127>>562049293>>562049451>>562049608
>>562049127>>562049293>>562049451>>562049608>>562049750
>>562049873need 2 sniff
>>562049873>>562049750>>562049608anons please stop I'm getting hard
>>562049293>>562049127>>562049451>>562049608>>562049750>>562049873
can we at least port fortnite miku goons
>>562049750>>562049873>>562050023I look like this
Well it was a good longUnfortunately this pathetic retard returned to shit up threads again
>>562050030*POSTI am stupid
>>562050119what's it like being so pathetic you memorize posters on 4chan>>562050162sex
>>562050030anon what is different between fortnite Miku goons and normal Miku goons
>>562050278>filenameguh
>>562047928holy cringe
>>562050195
>>562050242fortnite miku goons use her fortnite model, shouldn't that be fucking obvious?
>>562050332answer my Koopa Quiz, oxygen waster.
>>562047928Ice King is better for Twine Peaks endurance
>>562050332Kara, dotsy, cute internet girl, cuckcold king hated this
>>562050338...I have a gut picture with her fortnite model, would you like that?
>>562050639...as long as it isn't weird blob shit, sure.
>>562049485She has so much JP art though?
>>562049873Pure fucking sexsie
>>562050728ight, enjoy
>play like a moron the whole match to check a new locker>spamming "ya missed" after every kill>do bunny hop and rub my ass against them>got second place because i got caugh in the moment and use the twin hammers instead of the mammoth>lost to a shitty purple ARThe twins are okay, but i fucking miss the pump and dump
>>562051360anons why is this hot
>>562050278>>562050162>>562051056guh...
mmm hebes
Using rue so my rival and seethe that I have it I dont care about missing some ohgeez but I know others do
I think people stopped carrying about the STW milestones lol
>>562052391it's almost as if STW is shit
>>562052524Isn't STW "numbers hard" and not a fun tower defense?
>>562052391>Force people to pay-to-play.>While being pay-to-play, never continue expanding.>Sell skins, to access STW, for $20. No discount if you already own STW.>Leave game on lifesupport for eons.>Start changing and removing shit people had to grind for.>Announce F2P.>But after announcing, raise v-buck prices, fire 1,000 people, and drop an even more dogshit season than last.Hmmmm
>>562052621it's carried hard by nostalgia while the tower defense mechanics are possibly the worst out of TW games
>>562052269The only OG skin i wish i didnt miss out on is Mystique and Zoe. I didnt play those 2 seasons because of Marvel Fatigue and Burnout. Early seasons were hell to grind
>>562052269I wonder how many people want skins like Giannis, LeBron, MrBeast, and J Balvin
What's the most depressing skin?
>>562053890>LeBrownoi encounter one the other day, funny how zoomers think A New Legacy is cool
>>562054051Game of Thrones, because only pathetic sad cucks buy them after the shitshow that ending was.
>>562053241Wasnt Mystique P2W?I remember people using her trick to become NPCs and surprise players >>562053890I want Shaq because hes funny but now im being picky with my remaining veebees
>>562054051Surf Witch
>>562051056holy guh>>562050278
>>562054051Ennui
>posts whining about nu hybird being a woman stop>helsie spam pops upnoticing
>>562054939shhh
>>562054305>P2WI do recall seeing something about that so i think you're remembering correctly
>>562054051as a character hmm kratos or the chief come to mindas quality, has to be danny phantom
>>562054051Definitely Godzilla because he wouldn't exist if nukes didnt drop irl
>>562049293mafia level: 100
Is the update right now? Or in 24 hours?
>>56205613224 hours
>>5620562523 hour actually
>>562056317is it? fortnite status hasn't posted anything, but 1000 layoffs and all, haven't checked ingame for a notification tho
>>562056401I’m going off of thishttps://fortnite.gg/season-countdown/og
>>562056545oh yeah, wouldn't surprise me if there's 1 day where OG isn't available desu, epic blocked it and i think reload last season just to shill the dark voyager
I ended up getting Hercules' sword and shield, I ended up really liking them. I wish I knew they were coming before I bought cap's shield, now THAT'S bullshit.
>>562057283Nice!
>>562057283Honey you mean Hunkcules
>>562057283I usually have bad 2D/3D autism but this looks awesome
What do you guys think of the new Jules skin?
>>562057876It's probably the best one but she still has that disgusting cattle nose ring that's on every Jules skin but one. The nose ring is such a turnoff.
>>562058274oh hey it's the anon that has a weird autistic obsession with nose rings. i remember you sperging out over phaedra a while ago too.
>>562057876Making it new doesn't mean she's a STD meat bag
>>562057876she's cute
>>562058334?????You're delusional. I can hate cow rings as much as anyone else.
>>562058489>HUH? WASN'T ME....
>>562057876My tongue belongs in her ass
>>562057876Off model so kill yourself
legacy passes and old crew skins status?
>>562058872Never eve
There's no update, go to sleep
can they hurry up and put lace in a bikini
KH5 by Epic
Ella Slurp!
Why was she overlooked?
>>562059543Slurp ass
>>562059740Legitimately worst season in Chapter 6.
>>562059820That was by far the superhero season
>>562059690you aren't allowed to be happy!
>>562059869Wrong it was Star Wars
>>562058274i feel like im the only guy who's into that shit
where's the update
>>562060651Nah I loved that shit
>>562061554Im sadly not immune to star wars sfx
>>562060651Star Wars weapons were fun and I enjoyed a couple of the POIs, which is more than I can say for most of C6
>>562061198tomorrow
What are (You)r Update predictions?
>>562062459BrainrotNo good original skinsHybrid fags cryingMaybe 1 unexpected collabSomething else for people to curse Timmys name
>>562062459BrainrotToy StoryOG Pass WITH DRAGON STYLE FOR HYBRID (female)And I think one mega collab to try to get people to forget about layoffs. Maybe Sonic because of the rivalry gimmick
>>562059609>>562059690GUHH
>>562061802The Lightsabers were worthless and the PoIs were all stuffed in the corners of the maps. Not great imo
>>562062459helsie copes
>>562062459no hybrid style$40 tung tung bundletoy story collab that's 2000 vbucks per skinpoop from a butt original skins like that one snowboarding bitch from the other season
>>562061997sad >>562061802Not even a star wars fag but the lack of bullshit and jawa shotgun made it the only season I had fun with through ch6 and was a nice apology after the putrid dogshit that was lawless
>>562063462 (me)Meant for >>562063357
>>562054051
Nice :)
>tf2fagexplains a lot
>>562004040
>>562063197Earrings could be smaller
Fortnite is crazy at letdowns. I was preemptively disappointed knowing that new-Hybrid will get their ass nerfed. I didn't think it could get so bad that they would just straight up wouldn't do a lizard style altogether and just do the crappy base ninja version
>>562044526>maskslop>>>/y/ is that way homo
>>562065403Okay, the bus stop with Santa Claus was innocuous enough, but now I have to actually ask for sauce. Is there some "goth gfs doing miscellaneous blue collar work" series making the rounds, like some kind of American parallel to CGDCT anime?
I'm still bummed out we didn't get a rerun of Resident Evil.I really wanted Chris
>>562062459All old BP skins being rereleased in the shop including the ones before the announcement as Timmy says "read the TOS you agreed to cuckies"
>>562048641Lars Ulrich
It's weird they made Lola Bunny's fur white when it isn't in the majority and most well-known of her iterations
>>562032867i'm a jam stage demon so i buy almost all of them. you can use them in jam stage without losing your refund ticket so i jump on and see if any of the instruments are good then refund the ones that aren't.
>>562032867i used to get jam tracks of songs i even slightly like, then i used to only get them if i REALLY like the song, and now i don't really care about them at all
I wonder if money issues will give us more "wut" collabs like Danny Phantom, Ed, Edd, Eddy, R.E.P.O., and Deep Rock Galactic.
>pink streamer girl #799Scene boys whenI need rep from my time as a zimcel
>>562068848I wish people thought im a girl
>>562068983It was kinda weird back then there wasn't trans panicThankfully twink death dawned on me early and I became a regular moid
>>562065696don't worry anon, we will get new copium with april updates :) (but if honest I actually agree with theory/copium that they will return whenever they feel like Grace needs to return)
>playing creative game (Only Up Ch2 almost at top)>kicked form game 'there was an error while saving data"22.5 billion dollar company by the way
>>562059543She wonElla won
>>562071994And that creator still got paid for your poor taste in games, thanks for playing no refunds
>>562072268
>>562072305let them have their nickels, anon, don't be sore
>>562073378I remember buying her, but then I checked my locker and I didn't :(
>>562072725
>>562072268>>562072725
Smella
quite bad
>>562054051Lynx copes for nerfing the only thing anyone wants a Lynx skin for, her ass.>>562065445I would have liked playing as base ninja in BR, if they didn't swap the gender too...now it's not Hybrid, it's a totally different character. Maybe someday we'll get a good cope. OG pass ladies actually have it the hardest cause 90% of their skins are worse than the OG models besides a few exceptions. They make the original skins too thin and flat now, the old models were fine.
Tim Sweeney redemption arc soon. This is NOT an April's Fools.
>>562076390timmy, the jewish managers you hired are killing the game with scams, please prioritize player enjoyment and not making the company 10% richer, thanks.
>>562068634we are already getting a (tecnically) second edmund mcmillen game in fortnite, hope mewgenics is next
>>562076390I honestly doubt it, but he gives me the impression to be type of person that would realize he fucked up badly after hundreds of thousands called him out on his bullshitI strongly doubt he will get the right conclusion after that tho, and I genuinely think he will drop of his position if another wave of hate this big gets him againthe game is in shambles right now, no matter the language you speak people in general can admit he fucked up badly, if they sell to Disney that might be the last straw for me
kek
so some peoples autism makes them obsessed with trains or certain cartoon characters, tims is an obsession with making more money
>>562077542>>>With an assist from shitnaThis is the second time the official account has interacted/mentioned them directly that fags not beating the paid shill allegations
>>562077542>uhh shitna pointed out that this is blatantly being rigged>should we not do this? we gave ice king a 1.5 and foundation a 2.0 multiplayer that should work for everyone
>>562077691>tims is an obsession with making more moneyby losing ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7mHsywTCwc
>>562078156i mean, his quest to get google store and apple to "be more fair" is really just to get a higher cut for himself. wouldn't put fort on steam cause he wanted a sweeter %. dude is 100% business brained and not a creative bone in his body. thats prob why creative is more a weird money laundering scheme/moneysink than an actual good utility.
>>562014995donny was the key to all of this, without him, it doesn't work..the soul of fortnite...
uhh the $25 sidekick still worth it bros? btw Edmund McMillen no longer owns or works on the series and likely doesn’t profit from it anymore.
>>562079150ill still buy it cuz i like the og super meat boy, will still try the game too
what current situation
>>562079360prob means the layoffs
>>562077542>Terminate and sue an actual leaker>Promote "leakers"This game is cooked for real this time
>>562077542>Tagging shiitnaYou can't make this shit up
>>562043637I use the chapulin Colorado and Vader, dirtbag
>>562007158https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__WClnsgEh8
>>562079916the only people associating with epic rn are on epic's payroll
wtf I hate ted now
why vbux so expensive now what da hell
>>562079918>mexican boomer tv slop and the guy with the long black dress and capeterrible taste
>>562080384They need helping paying the bills to keep fortnite running! Pic unrelated ofc
>>562080378>haha yes Ice King vs Foundation, right guys??? everyone cares about this. nothing else. fortnite is doing fine, just heccin' participate in our rigged contest already and stop saying fortnite sucks now thats heccin mean!!! i spent 2 whole weeks coming up with this season!!! aren't I funny guys??? haha ice king sux
>>562080378I really wish there was an option to pick no team. This banter shit is utterly pathetic.
>>562080053>yo>bro>real talkwas 2024 the year of nigger babble?
>>562033051For me its Gumi.
>>562079808Thing is that leaker got stuff cancelled and was inside the building, the other one just gets info from other people
>>562081031what actually got cancelled because of him? if it's something good i will be pissed. pretty sure overwatch shit is a rumor
Can we fast forward to tommorow I want my lizard wife
>>562077542>Tim Sweeney when the leaker they fired points to this tweet as evidence they formally endorse "leakers" and therefore it was wrongful termination
>>562081992isn't the OG pass releasing on the 15th?
>>562079918based
Dead gameDead general
>Miku Miku Beam song coming to the store on Thursday, song was a Festival Pass exclusive >the last time a Festival Pass exclusive song (Gorillaz) came to the shop, every single item came back with it ...Mikubros, we might've just won.
>>562082395no, tomorrowLego and festival the 15th
>>562082924
>>562082874the fortnite reload booth at dreamhack had a lot of empty seats all day
>>562082874>Put no effort into it>Release it as a buggy mess with the most dogshit MM ever>Don't do anything to improve it>"Why there are less than 1000 people playing this mode"
>>562081992don't forget all those extra weeks you'll have to wait because they put it on the second part of the pass! don't you love user retention?
>>562082924Wish they put more Miku songs like Freely Tomorrow, Deep Sea Girl and Rolling Girl.
>>562083545>dreamhackisnt that a CS exclusive event?
>think surely if i shockwave deep into the god damn storm zone i'll be safenope a sweat sees me on audio visualizer and chases me down even tho they'll probably lose because of it.i hate this fucking playerbase man
>>562082924the gorillaz contrail and pickle wrap did not return actually
>>562084201no its a generic gaming convention, but they do host tournaments at the same time. the fortnite booth was next to a F1 racing tournament and the COD major was on the other side of the building.
I love Fortnite!
The death of Fortnite will be written in the history books
>>562084456well, the skins and pickaxes/instruments did and that's what's important to me
i don’t carry heals anymore…
>>562085925Yours instead...
>>562085998I agree, I already have Neko/Brite Miku but I do hope she returns so anyone who missed out can get her
>>562082924About time festival miku came back to the shop, wonder what won't return though since every other mini-pass has always had a couple things stay exclusive for some reason
>>562084356rivalries really aren't helping with that mindset either, people don't particularly feel like waiting 5 minutes before they can use it to find someone else and if you die in the storm it'll take even longer unless they go out and scoop it up anyway
>>562086323if she does return I wonder if the brite Miku style will be included and if it is how will it work for people who got the pass but never got that style
>>562086593>>562086593>>562086593drift
>>562086756this makes 12 year olds wet their pants
Bugs grind overNow just chillin
>>562086615I don't recall any kind of warning that the Brite style would be exclusive, like they did with Ultraviolet Billie, so I'd have to assume it'll just be available and the skin itself like 1800 instead of 1500 maybe.>how will it work for people who got the pass but never got that styleMaybe a discount? I'm not sure honestly, actually interested to see now. Would be funny if it's a sneak peek at how they'll handle buying missed styles when post-wrecked BPs start to come to the shop soon.
>>562080378stirring up fake drama for some kind of clout, wow fortnite so smart!
